The One Sorta About Holiday Stories & New Year’s Resolutions

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Speaker 1: All right, you need to shut up because we're starting to give them Lalla podcast. Hey, guys, it's yours truly happy holidays. It is La La Kent. Welcome back to give them Lalla podcast. Hello, gorgeous talking to you.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking to.

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Speaker 1: Both of you.

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Speaker 3: Hello, gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: Are we happy? Are we healthy? Happy?

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Speaker 3: Healthy? Ready for the holidays? How about you? Easton?

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Speaker 4: I'm happy, I think I'm healthy and I'm ready for the holidays.

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Speaker 3: You look healthy.

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Speaker 2: I look healthy. That's it. I feel great.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy and I know I'm healthy because I had to get a million vials of blood taken and go through all of these exams because I was getting life insurance and they told me I was healthy as a horse, and I signed off the other day my estate planning and life insurance.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: That's a.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't it feel good to get done?

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Speaker 1: It feels really really good. But it was weird when my state planner had Easton and my mom come in onto the zoom and she was like, so God forbid, Lauren passes away. You immediately call me and like talking about me as if I wasn't there.

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Speaker 4: And mine was like, so you're in this room because if your mom and sister die.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh, if that happened.

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Speaker 5: I also do you think people do that, like to me, if some of my loved one or whoever passes away, my first call is not going to be my estate planner.

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Speaker 3: But obviously that's important.

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Speaker 1: Well, when there's money to be had, that's true, you're absolutely going to be calling. I don't know. It is kind of such a strange thing to talk about because you are trying to tee up your loved ones and everything so that things don't go into what is it probate? Is that what it's called?

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Speaker 3: Producer John? Do you know?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was something like that where like all of your possessions go into the hands of the core. It's very expensive and very time consuming. So now it's just cut and dry. Although the stack of files you were there, Jess, it was like that big.

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Speaker 5: It was it was li big, so many files, and I'm so excited to learn adult things for me a lot, because honestly, when you have a will, I was like, oh, you just go online and you're still something out.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea. It's a whole thing.

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Speaker 1: It is a whole thing and very boring.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, the worst.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I liked the girl who helped me with mine, because she's tried to make it fun.

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 4: No, that is the one thing, and that even like leaving it, I was like, it was ten fifteen minutes. I was like, I feel like I just sat in school for three hours, right, very focused.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's so hard to focus when people are talking their mumbo jumbo.

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Speaker 2: And then me having to be like, Okay, so my mom and sister are dead and now I'm here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that in the case that, yeah, it's.

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Speaker 2: I think I'll be hanging from something.

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Speaker 1: She was like, if you if you died in a car accident, and I was like, well, if I die in a car accident, my mom is most certainly also probably going to be dying in the car accident because we are gluted at the hip. Yeah, Yeahston, you're gonna need to be in on this funny, funny story. I went to Palm Springs over the weekend and the locks on my doors, my sliders, they're like sometimes pretty hard to open, and I've tried greasing them up whatever. I've had someone come to look at them, and they come to look at them and it's super easy for them, and they're like, it doesn't need to be fixed, and I'm like, the second you leave, it's not gonna be like that. So I'm having a tough time opening the back one. So my mom grabs like a nail and a little hammer to just tap it down and it works like a charm. We're dicking around the house and we are like, where's Ocean. So we go down the other hallway and she's in the laundry room trying to climb up onto the counter to get to the toolbox, and my mom says, what are you doing? Oh? And she's like, I'm getting a hit to open the door, but I have, like, literally it flashed before my eyes, Ocean trying to do it, it not working, and her just hucking the hammer through the girl the glass door. She would do that.

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Speaker 2: She's nar like hitting the hammer through the door and just leaving like hammer holes in.

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Speaker 1: All of the one hundred percent.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, did you tell her? Were you like, Oh, that's not how you open the door?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, you guys, that kid, she's kicking my butt.

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Speaker 5: It's the what's your mom called it? Terrific choos aka the Terrible twos?

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Speaker 1: She goes, it's terrific twos. We're having such a great time. Is the time of our lives. By the end of the day, I'm exhausted. I literally had to take her back and forth to because I'm trying to kick her out of my bed right now because it's just a nightmare.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: She's not getting a good enough sleep at night. You know, she's going to bed at like eleven or twelve, waking up when I wake up, and it's just it's not working. So so I put her in the bed. She would get out. I'd have to walk her back in. I probably did it fifteen times because my mom was like, you cannot break. You cannot break. So many times I wanted to break and just say, fine, just get in my bed, turn a movie on.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Being a mom is hard.

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Speaker 3: I can imagine. Why Why are you trying to get her out of your bed again? Is it just not good for kids?

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Speaker 1: It's just we at my house were so structured and doing such a killer job, and since I allowed her to be in my bed a little too much. There's just no structure, you know, there's no bed to.

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Speaker 4: Bad structure falls. There was a lot of pieces that fell with it.

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Speaker 1: It all like everything comes down to a proper amount of rest for a child. Right, there were no nap times happening because she wouldn't sleep in her bed.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that makes sense that.

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Speaker 1: So we're on I think night night, four tonight that she'll be in her bed again, and I'm thrilled about it. But it was like smooth sailing. I remember Stasi would be like, what do I do? What do I do? And now I'm like, what do I do? Because it's no longer magical, it's more like what the hell did I do? What did I do? The day that I was like, you know what, let's up, babies, Let's up babies.

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Speaker 5: You're now kicking my ass, but you know what, there's only This is also kind of sad because it's crazy how time flies. There's only a few months left and until she's out of the terrific twos, No.

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Speaker 1: I know, But can I tell you something I used to tell people when my child was like y old magical. I'd be like, they'd be like, what's your advice? And I'd be like, remember, time flies, and even the good times pass is quickly like the bad times past, but the good times past just as quickly, so enjoy it all.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, don't let those motherfuckers in your bed. The biggest piece of advice, never let them in your bed. Like, well, I can't wait to see the comments section again. Oh did guys see that article that some like zealous blogger wrote? But why La La? Bashing her mom is not a good look, even if it's a joke and not Like I'm so nervous to say anything on this podcast because I think like some like low level blog is going to pick it up and turning.

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Speaker 3: What were they talking about? What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Like what it's like it was like the story of us slamming our mother.

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Speaker 1: Because I think it was that my mom.

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Speaker 4: There's so many I don't even know even though I told her, I go, how many? You got a lot of things to rebettle? And she goes, I forgot them? Like we all we do is make funny. So I don't know who's saying it is.

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Speaker 1: We make fun of Lisa just to hear her laugh.

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Speaker 2: If she took offense to it, like, yeah, I wouldn't make poke funy.

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Speaker 4: I poke at her because what I get out of poking her is it's gold her lap it is gold.

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Speaker 3: It's the funniest and.

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Speaker 2: Then the cop after it, and then she'll look at you know, I love you.

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Speaker 1: She goes, you so funny.

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Speaker 2: To me, I was making fun of her. I'm not. I was on a roll too.

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Speaker 4: It felt good, and like all she did was you're just like really funny.

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Speaker 1: And she goes like that. She goes, I'm like, really, I'm glad you think I'm funny. Not many people that she goes I do, like, I think you could be a comedian. You're really funny.

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Speaker 4: If you ever have a bad day, just go talk to Lisa. She'll build the ladder to climb for you.

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Speaker 1: She will, I don't know, with some something about like I didn't read the whole article, obviously, what's happening?

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Speaker 2: Hold on?

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Speaker 1: Producer John is telling me something. Oh, oh, we have the article. Here is.

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Speaker 3: What heavy No, we don't like heavy.

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Speaker 1: Heavy Flow reacts to her mother saying she's raising her daughter ocean. Oh yeah, yeah, this really did take the wind out of my sails. This is one of the This is one of the the Heavy is actually a pretty like well known publication. One I read was like like bottom feet or publication. Oh really, yeah, but these are one and the same. So it was probably about that because in the other one, not the one that The Heavy did, the Heavy has been kind to me at times. Oh really, yeah, they've been totally cool with me.

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Speaker 3: That Heavy wrote fans.

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Speaker 5: The one says titled fans drag Lala Kent's new co host a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 2: Who oh for you? I thought it was the other one.

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Speaker 3: No, it's funny. It was hilarious.

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Speaker 1: That's and that if they were dragging my co hosts, they're not fans, all right, they're hanger honors.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, I keep going.

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Speaker 1: So it was obviously something about that, and in it it said that La La Kent is not entitled to free child care, even if it is her relative. Say, I don't have free childcare, you guys, my mother is on payroll. Justin is also on payroll.

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Speaker 2: Yes, me too.

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Speaker 1: They are employees of the Give Them LAWA seem to be empire. So I do not have free childcare. Let's like put that one to bad. But you know what this podcast is all about joking around.

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Speaker 2: And there's the thing. The other thing is my mother said that jokingly, like that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: She was going through it by the way I did start my period the next day you did. Yeah, I was just yield, like offended by everything, bitchy totally.

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Speaker 4: I can always tell when she's gonna get there, and I usually i'll be over at the house too.

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Speaker 2: I won't say much and I'll just be like, I'm gonna go home. She's on it.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing I gotta tell you, I get my periods are very intense. I will rip your head off when she is.

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Speaker 2: But the good thing is she will say, I'm on my period. So yeah, I'm on my period. Get out of the way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get out of the way. Like, agree with everything I say. Don't come for me today because I will ruin your life.

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Speaker 2: She's voted about it. That's the only thing that.

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Speaker 1: Matters, right, And I will say, was I offended that day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was offended. I think because it was that time of the month. I'm very grateful for the amount of support. Like when they say it takes a village to raise it child, it very much does. And I don't think people would be saying that if I had a partner, right, if I were in like the norm for people, I'm a wife, I have a husband. You know that that wouldn't be the conversation. I don't have that. I've chosen to structure my family very differently. I've had that luxury that my mom could pick up her life and move out here. I did not expect that from her. She did that, you know, I say I she packed for three days and I said to her, like, you're moving out here, you're helping me with ocean. I really it didn't go down that way.

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Speaker 2: It kind of just it was an offer as well.

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Speaker 4: Mom was like because she called me, and I'll never forget, and she just said, Lauren really needs me out here. I don't know how long, but do you mind if I stay out here for a couple of months? And I just said no, Like when we say it, that's the thing we joke. It wasn't like, Lisa, too bad for you and your whole life, you're stuck here.

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Speaker 2: I need you.

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Speaker 4: No. Lisa was like, I'm willing to do this and I would like to, and that's how it goes.

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Speaker 1: And then it got to the point where she had been out out here for a really long time and she was like, I don't think I could go back to Utah because I've spent like my every day with my grand baby, and like, I don't want to miss out. And that's when she decided and I said to her, you can quit your job in Utah and I will add you to my payroll. I will pay you to help me with Ocean rather than going out and finding childcare. Because bottom line is, I work, and I really really work fucking hard.

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Speaker 2: No you do.

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Speaker 1: So in a way I resented that article a bit.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 4: It was because here's the thing that people like, we can say that mom can Because I worked in the nine to five life, I saw these women and what people don't understand is like, you're with your daughter in the morning from eight till eleven ten, most people are dropping them off, you know, so like it's just here that we talk about it, and I feel like the only people get is when Ocean is with mom right now. That's the only thing to hear, because she's always with mom right now when we're recording. So other than that you go home or with your child. There was just a one play on things that people just like to just grab and take.

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Speaker 2: But it's like, no, it was a fun played joke. You're with your child constantly, but you.

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Speaker 1: Know what Easton I don't feel like I need to play pretend.

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Speaker 2: No, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to play pretend. No, I'm not a stay at home mom. I my life does not revolve around being a stay at home mom because I'm a working single parent. Yeah right, Yes, I have a lot of help. I enjoy working. Motherhood is extremely fulfilling to me. But I like to work. I like to go to an office, and I have the luxury now at this point in my life where I can stay to my mom. Hey, why don't you bring ocean to the office. Let's just kick it here today. I'm gonna go record a podcast. I'll catch you in an hour. There are times where I have to go on tour and it's gonna be way too much to have ocean traveling and being bounced back and forth. I'll catch her in a week. Right, That's just how it works. And I don't see anybody pointing at a man who has to go and do those things and saying you're not a present father or you you expect you expect your wife to just take care of the kids while you do this, that and the other. No, we've structured the family the way that it needs to be structured, and I feel like everyone's fulfilled. And I don't even know why I'm giving this fucking bitch as much time as I've given her. What I'm looking at the clock. This is why she works at the publication and she'll never have a legitimate job. Boo mom, shamer, Mom shamer, shamer. And you know what, this podcast is fun and a safe space. And my mama, when I read her that headline, laughed her ass off.

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Speaker 3: I cannot wait to have her on this freaking.

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Speaker 2: Pot for the rebuttals.

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Speaker 1: By the way, there are times where we'll be poking at least and she's like, I don't think it's that funny today. Can we not do it today?

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Speaker 4: And we're like, oh, this was a while ago too and I was poking fun and she goes, can I just be your mom today?

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Speaker 2: Yet?

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Speaker 1: Communication? Communication is key, It's key. Moving on. This is really really amazing. T Swift was booed she and her fans apparently at the Chiefs Patriots game that took place obviously at the New England whatever, because I know that you it's if it's like Chiefs Patriots, the last team is always the home team. Is this correct? Producer John.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I do have a question that's in soccer though, like.

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Speaker 1: Soccer, just kidding, just kidding.

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Speaker 4: Football, but so like at home, the home team is first when it comes to like European right.

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Speaker 1: So apparently they like showed her on the jumbo tron. This is all coming via producer John because he can't get enough of Sunday night football.

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Speaker 2: We're in the boat.

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Speaker 1: And they would show her on the jumbo tron and she like way and like blue kisses or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Everybody they kept they kept on.

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Speaker 1: Her, and she like looked at her friend and was like they're still on me.

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Speaker 2: What do I do?

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Speaker 1: And you know, now now I'm getting kind of pissed off because I think even Taylor Swift is getting sick of her. I think she's like, let me and everyone else just watching, let.

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Speaker 2: Me watch.

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Speaker 3: The whole time.

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Speaker 5: I don't think she showed up to the games and expected to be put on screen as much as she had, and poor things. She's just trying to fucking watch a games and also leave it up to the Gillette Stadium.

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Speaker 3: Fans to boo her.

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Speaker 5: Wait, why Boston, all the friggins Boston, They're all like coming out Granted there's a lot of great Tea Swift fans in Boston, but they're aggressive.

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Speaker 1: They're they're just uh, Patriots fans. That's all that exists there, right, And they're not a fan of anything else.

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Speaker 5: Patriots, no Red Sox. What do you mean, Oh, okay.

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Speaker 1: Just sports. They just like sports. They don't want to hear your music, they don't want to see you on the jumbo tron and as it's a playback of the play that just happened.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they're huge sports. Sports, sports all the time.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, sports sports, sports isn't isn't Family Guy based in New England? Yeah, it is like Rhode Island.

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Speaker 4: And I showed you even they have like a it's a cutaway scene and he's in a cubicle and behind it it's a vander Pump posters.

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Speaker 1: Really showed you that family Guy or that American it's American dad the creator.

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Speaker 3: What is New England?

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Speaker 1: It's like a portion of something new that isn't an England.

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Speaker 2: I think it's the New England. It was the first. It was the first.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like, what is it?

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Speaker 1: What is it? I don't think that's right.

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Speaker 2: It was the first.

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Speaker 5: It had to do with like history or something New England had to do like a history or something New England. I think it's Rhode Island. No, not road.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I think it is Rhode Island.

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Speaker 3: Oh is it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Boston, like a little bit of mass or Massachusetts, not Boston, Maine, New Hampshire, Connecticut, New England, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Tell us John Smith.

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Speaker 4: John Smith coined the term New England on a night or a sixteen fourteen whaling expedition.

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Speaker 5: It's the New England, not me thinking it was a whaling expedition where he was like going to kill whales or.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, probably probably boot John Smith, sixteen fourteen.

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Speaker 2: If he kills, well, I'll let him have it.

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Speaker 4: You're fighting with sticks and rocks, not even a prop boat. You're good luck. Great point ands to you if you get that way.

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Speaker 1: Also think about the boat that he must have, just.

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Speaker 2: Like no prop. He's just floating through.

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Speaker 4: To say, if you killed the whale in that little boat and got it back to shore, you deserve all all of that whale.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I have to imagine that John Smith also.

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Speaker 2: Used the whale, used the whole whale.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like that was the thing, like bison. Yeah, like bison. When you'd kill a bison, they would pray to it. And because it was like you are feeding us, you are clothing us. That was like their biggest thing. So like killing a bison was like a tradition because like, thank you for everything that you're giving us. Sure, So that's why I like, like back in the day, hunting.

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Speaker 2: Was for a purpose.

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Speaker 4: Now it's like for a fucking head on a wall, but a whale for free support hunting.

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Speaker 1: I love Erica James. I love Erica Jane. She's in the fabulous like latex suit looking thing with like the tie, the jeweled tie she's talking about. I've been a hunter. I've always been a hunter. And if I'm gonna hunt, I want to hunt the biggest game. I don't want to shoot worthogs. I want to shoot an elephant. And no I'm not really shooting elephants. So let's just not go off on that.

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Speaker 5: But it's all if she were to do it, I'm not with her impressions, Lala, your impressions.

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Speaker 1: I found Eric though I'm obsessed with Erica Jane.

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Speaker 4: If there was a on, if there's a thing for marijuana, like an advocate, it was that dinner that they had and how chill everyone stayed, because I feel like that would have been a fight in itself, but everyone was high, so.

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Speaker 1: It was let's just jump into it. I was gonna save it, but let's just I mean, let's segue. I know, I really want to talk about it. I haven't really been watching housewives at all, you guys. I literally have one thing to say about Miami and SLC, and they're basically one and the same. That I have to say, and then all of BH. Let's talk about BH, and then we'll jump back into like the fun stuff and the news that Lisa found for us. So we're on Erica Jane, let's just talk about BH. Okay, So there's been one episode that has aired after the THHC party, So the previous two episodes were the tea HC party at the end and beginning of the two episodes before the most recent I die it's funniest and I'm so late to this, Like the internet went wild, wild okay over Denise Richards. But I got to tell you I watched this and was cackling like a witch to myself and like in bed triple chinning, texting Alex Basking be like.

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Speaker 2: Iconic. He was like, she's an icon They were like, she's hammered.

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Speaker 1: She looks at the she looks at the camera, and she's like West a genius. Okay, thank you. And then she's like, you need to watch the show. You know what you did? And Erica whol is a cucumber. She's like, I'm fucking high.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what she's on a high?

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Speaker 3: You are high as a fucking kite.

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Speaker 1: We watched we watched Pineapple Express? Did you just say superbad? Do you know we got so drag or we got slammed? You and me Easton making fun of Jessica about something color feel more like or feel and she was like, what movie?

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Speaker 2: What is it? We're like water water Boy.

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Speaker 1: It's Billy Madison And.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to know what's funny?

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Speaker 4: I watched that last night because last night they had it was a whole thing of just Adam Sandler.

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Speaker 2: But I thought of that.

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Speaker 3: Have I seen Pineapple Express?

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, Pineapple? Have you seen Billy Madison?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, anytime I'm a disgusting you know what, anytime I blow my nose now, you guys, since I've seen Billy Madison. So I was a is wiping the snatch.

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Speaker 4: What does he say, you can have the the booger princess or whatever.

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Speaker 1: It's not queenish wors or something like that is disgusting. Okay, So I was obsessed with that scene. Let's talk about I would die. Okay. So the most recent episode that we watched, yes, so actually I don't think it was the most recent episode. It's Kyle and Sutton having a conversation and she's like, why she acted crazy in what's it called? Las Vegas?

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Speaker 2: Sutton?

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Speaker 1: Yes, She's like, my ex is moving. He tells me he wants me to come with him, and he's taking my son. Now I don't have to go, and my son's not going, and now he'll have to pay me more child support. But I'll deal with that later. By the way, let me tell you something about Kyle Richards. I don't think she's ever looked better. And I love that she's not shying away from conflict. Conflict always used to make her so uncomfortable. There is something so empowering about her this season, and the way that Mauricio is to her, calling her love being after the tattoo and he's like, I hope I can see it often. And she's like, well, you're singing he did something dirty. He's he has lost his way to her heart. It no longer does.

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Speaker 4: It was a disgusting out to me when like they were, he was she was trying to get by in that scene and he goes, I can kiss you whenever I want.

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Speaker 2: I was like, you are, You're a slim.

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Speaker 5: Ew that that's that feels like his vibe, like like.

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Speaker 2: She's mine, I'll do what I want with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And she's like, Morgan's kissing these lips, both these.

00:24:26
Speaker 6: Lips right that ring, that ring that she has, the one that they pointed out by the way they missed the market on that, which she's like, I bought it for myself and it's on her ring finger.

00:24:37
Speaker 1: I would be like, okay, well that's strange. Yeah, the finger that's supposed to be for your man, You're now buying expensive jewelry for yourself. And to me, that's like a very independent move. Yeah.

00:24:50
Speaker 3: I didn't think anything into that.

00:24:52
Speaker 4: By the way I looked at it, and I saw the Tiffany ring because like they read about it and all of that, and it's like connection in that, and I was like, for sure, seems like it would be a gift from that what's her name?

00:25:05
Speaker 1: Ran? It could have been.

00:25:06
Speaker 3: I just don't think she'd give them that fire.

00:25:09
Speaker 5: I think if Morgan got her a ring, I don't think she'd wear it to dinner on her ring finger.

00:25:14
Speaker 4: And I also like, she's not shying away from confrontation, so you're going to bring it up.

00:25:18
Speaker 2: Maybe she's willing to have the.

00:25:20
Speaker 1: Confrontation now, Yeah who Kyle?

00:25:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I will wear it because I don't care. I will deal with whatever.

00:25:26
Speaker 1: I don't think Morgan seems like the type to go out and buy what was it, a Tiffany ring? Yeah, she doesn't seem like that. She's she's rugged, right, Like she's not into the whistles and the bells. She's into let's go get matching tattoos. Right, Yeah, Okay, So back to what I was saying. Kyle then says like that doesn't sound like a big problem to me. What you got it? You need to make You're gonna make more money, Like I don't understand, like why that would make you. That seems like a deflection, and then they cut to Sutton's interview and she goes, you know, my my ex is very very very powerful, and we're not talking about selling houses, all right, So this is what I looked up. And let's remember paper takes inc Like, don't believe everything that you read. But this is the Give Them La La podcast, and we believe in every headline that we read. All right, That's just what we do. That's just what we do until you guys go and say it on us in the comment section, and then we straighten back up and become very very odd, hated and correct. So I google how much is suns Ex worth? He is around thirty to fifty million dollars. He like manages funds for like PIMCO or something. I think that's what it is, PYMCO. Then I google Mauricio. Mauricio is estimated to be worth one hundred million dollars and his empire, the agency that he's built, is said to be worth fifty seven billion dollars billion with a B.

00:27:01
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:27:01
Speaker 1: Now that's a lot, a lot, a lot of money. Again, this is not fact checked. I don't know. This seems like a large number to me. It seems like he'd be pretty high up there in like maybe like fortune five hundred companies. I tried googling that, but there were like a lot of companies, and then I gave up and I was like, I'm just gonna like read this headline. But it seems to me, if my calculation is correct, one hundred million dollars is a lot more than fifty million dollars. Yeah, So Maurici Owayne just like selling houses. He like runs the housing market in a lot of places. So I thought that was a little blow. But I do love Sutton. She's a shady little bitch she.

00:27:40
Speaker 3: Is, and I've grown. She's grown on me the past couple.

00:27:44
Speaker 5: I think it, honestly. I think it's just because she lit up the joint at the table. I was like, good for you, Sudden.

00:27:48
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things you don't know about me.

00:27:51
Speaker 5: Actually she's grown. No, she has not grown on me. I don't know why I said that. I liked that moment, but then I was extremely annoyed with her when she made the sister's comment, what are you doing?

00:28:01
Speaker 3: I don't like. That's such a low blow, bringing the family into it.

00:28:05
Speaker 1: It is such a low blow. I don't think she meant it. I think she felt backed into a corner and she came out swinging, and she knew exactly where it would hurt really to get her out of the corner.

00:28:15
Speaker 5: Yes, I think Kyle would have been one hundred percent in the right there and killing it if she didn't. I was so bummed when she then turned it back on her and brought up like her eating and all that. I was like, Kyle, if you didn't say that, this would have been like you would have won.

00:28:30
Speaker 3: This would have been Sutton's being an asshole.

00:28:32
Speaker 5: She brought up your sisters. You should have been like, you know what I'm done. But then she brings up the esophagus thing, and I'm like.

00:28:37
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the esophagus thing, because I'm co signing on what Sutton is saying about her esophagus. And here's why, Easton, you can back me up on this. My dad had the same type of thing. And I kid you not. There were many many dinners that he would have to step outside.

00:28:56
Speaker 2: He's get excited.

00:28:58
Speaker 4: He'd get excited, yees, too big of a piece of like meat, and you.

00:29:02
Speaker 1: You have to chew more than like a normal person has to chew.

00:29:08
Speaker 4: It has muscles, so like when it has food, it like moves like the food down.

00:29:11
Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, I don't know if that's true. I'm pretty sure that I love when he says I'm pretty sure.

00:29:17
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, like this is.

00:29:18
Speaker 3: What this podcast.

00:29:20
Speaker 4: I know, but that's what and I'm pretty I'm pretty sure that that is something that because people deal with it, so I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

00:29:28
Speaker 1: No, my dad like couldn't breathe. He would sit there and be going like and it wasn't like choking, it was that the food was stuck, was getting stuck. And you know that happens to me at times when I get a little bit too excited.

00:29:40
Speaker 3: So it's a small esophaguess that's what she's saying.

00:29:43
Speaker 1: And then this Anne Marie or animal.

00:29:45
Speaker 4: I can co sign on it for you, but I don't know why sudd And is going to attack people like that and then go for you to come at me, and it's like, well, that's what you've been doing this whole time, so.

00:29:53
Speaker 2: You're going to I love it. I love this when somebody hits you in the face, you've.

00:29:57
Speaker 1: I love it because I related thing. I'm like, I'm the only one. You stand there while I deliver Ko's and then once you get hit, then we cry in the corners. Yes, exactly right.

00:30:09
Speaker 2: If you're gonna dish this shit, take it.

00:30:11
Speaker 1: Nope, not me and Sutton. I think son's a virgo. Someone show this is Sutton a virgo? I think she might be. But Anna Marie is a she does what's it called? Is she an antithesiologist?

00:30:28
Speaker 3: Oh my god? I love her by the way.

00:30:31
Speaker 1: I love her too.

00:30:31
Speaker 5: And she does anesthesiology, which is what I went to school for first and then dropped out after organic KEM.

00:30:37
Speaker 1: Now you're on the give them all a podcasts instead?

00:30:39
Speaker 5: Worth it, worth it. But she's a bad bitch.

00:30:43
Speaker 3: I love her husband, I love her family.

00:30:46
Speaker 2: September twentieth O virgo.

00:30:48
Speaker 1: That's a virgo. I think it ends on the twenty second. Yep, she's a virgo. Makes all of the senses. I love her too. She's coming in guns blazing. She don't give a damn. She's calling everybody out if something doesn't make sense. But she's got the education to.

00:31:01
Speaker 2: Back it up.

00:31:02
Speaker 1: You say, you're on this medication, but you can drink You absolutely cannot. I know this, And she's like, well my doctor says I can. She's like mmm, he may say, yes, you can, but you shouldn't. Like I loved her, but at the same time, I know what it's like to be on a show for many years and the new girl comes in and tries to like put you in your place, and she's actually doing it, and it's like, hold up, you're in my house. You better recognized, right, come with a little bit of respect, But we're all here to just earn our place, right. Yeah, now, I know how people felt when I stepped onto the scene. We're like, how annoying is this girl with the ass profile picture? And that's what I would think about her, Yeah, you're annoying. My biggest takeaway from the last three episodes last two really that Kim reappeared. I'm so happy that she's doing so well, and I really want an art piece from her.

00:31:58
Speaker 3: Beautiful.

00:31:58
Speaker 5: It just seems when they flashed it on the screen, I was like, it seems not freeing, but that she's just like letting herself be.

00:32:08
Speaker 4: It feels childish, which is like, yeah, you know you have that innocent her imagination is going crazy and it feels like that's where she was.

00:32:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels very innocent, and she's actually really, really good and I love that she draws like animals. She had, like all those lions that she drew, is that like abstract y? She does it with markers, she does she.

00:32:31
Speaker 3: Use her hands at all because the one that they.

00:32:33
Speaker 1: Are you asking if her paints.

00:32:36
Speaker 3: Dead serious?

00:32:38
Speaker 5: Did you feel this might have just been like in my brain when she was at the Sutton party and she said like, oh, you're a real artist to the artist.

00:32:48
Speaker 3: What was that? And everyone was like you could hear crickets? It was awkward? And was it just because it.

00:32:55
Speaker 5: Was Kyle And oh okay, because I'm like, what she's saying is not weird.

00:33:00
Speaker 1: Had nothing to do with that. From what I think from what I watched, is that it was awkward. Sutton had just slammed Kyle about losing her two sisters and now here Kyle is and Sutton thinks that she brought Kim in to be like, see, I am friends. But I didn't think it was calculated like that they had just had the hike together before the blow up happened or whatever, or before the party. I just I don't see it that way. I think she invited her sister because she's not going to bring Maurici. I was not fucking with him right now. I bet Morgan was like touring somewhere, like who else are you gonna bring?

00:33:35
Speaker 5: Right? And I was watching Kim and she was just and I don't know again if this is just me. She walked in and you could tell she could feel some sort of awkwardness, but she's keeping the conversation going, she's making funny remarks, she's asking questions.

00:33:49
Speaker 1: I don't know.

00:33:49
Speaker 3: It just made me happy. I was like, you're killing it.

00:33:51
Speaker 1: She is killing it.

00:33:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for her.

00:33:53
Speaker 1: And to see from like a few of the years of BHR struggling with addiction and then getting clean and then hitting rocky times again, to see her back and looking so good, she just felt she was a very grounding presence for me on the TV screen. I don't know if that's how you guys felt.

00:34:14
Speaker 3: No, And that's so fantastic with Kim.

00:34:18
Speaker 1: I think there's a new episode tonight, so that's what I'm gonna watch. So again, I have been slacking on the reality TV. Someone this really cute girl slid into the comments section about please watch Paris and Love. I attempted to watch the newest episode of season two, and I have to be honest with you, guys. I am very particular about what I watch. I absolutely love the Kardashian Family. I refuse and I've tried to watch the Kardashians. There's just something and Paris and Love is very similar to Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Like it feels like the same production team. I don't believe that it is, but it's the same type of vibe. And it's just TV that I personally am not interested in.

00:35:08
Speaker 2: I can't, can't, I can't. My attention goes to other place as well.

00:35:11
Speaker 1: Watch Dame like I need the petty I need you to keep me on my toes at all times. I need the petty drama. I don't like drama being about like I'm so nervous about this huge performance, or I'm so nervous. I'm I've created the entire line for dul Chang Gabana, Like the steaks are not high for me.

00:35:27
Speaker 3: Right, it's more right, it's more documentary.

00:35:30
Speaker 5: I know it's not, but it feels more documentary.

00:35:33
Speaker 1: Right, And that's great. And we're talking about shows that are extremely successful. I'm not knocking them. I'm just saying for me personally, I just cannot get into them. So I tried.

00:35:43
Speaker 4: You guys, every time I watched I was like, where's Nicole Ritchie. I was watching The Simple Life, like she hasn't aged a day.

00:35:52
Speaker 2: It feels like, no, she looks so the same.

00:35:55
Speaker 1: I love her sister, Nikki.

00:35:57
Speaker 5: I know, but that's her Nicole who has an aged day.

00:36:00
Speaker 2: Paris.

00:36:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, but I was like when it was her Nikki, I was always like, damn.

00:36:08
Speaker 1: It was like when she goes from talking with you, She's like, because that's you know, I just really love that.

00:36:14
Speaker 3: Yes, that's hot, it's so cute.

00:36:16
Speaker 5: And then well, because I was on a different page, so I watched season one, episode one, she did that with her wedding dress. She's trying on her wedding dress and in the interview she's like using her voice and then it cuts to the wedding dress scene and she's like business woman talking.

00:36:32
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, damn, no, she.

00:36:33
Speaker 1: A bad bitch. She is. I love Paris Hilton, but I agree with you guys. You know, Logan No did the set design for the intro of that and like the cover art for he did all of that, so I'm very yeah, he kills me.

00:36:47
Speaker 2: No I'm very impressed with everything that he does. He's got a good eye, all right.

00:36:51
Speaker 1: So this is what I learned from a tile I saw on Instagram about Miami and SLC. Lisa Hawkstein and Angie K are in the same cheetah print or leopard. What's the difference between a leopard and a cheetah. I think that's a leopard. Cheetah is just the black No, yeah, they're.

00:37:14
Speaker 4: I think they're different. All I know is leopards are bigger. Cheetahs are smaller and faster.

00:37:18
Speaker 1: But the prints are different versus cheetah.

00:37:22
Speaker 2: It is cheat bigger.

00:37:25
Speaker 1: This is cheetah print.

00:37:26
Speaker 5: So you guys can so anyone listening. Cheetahs have solid, round or oval shaped spots.

00:37:33
Speaker 3: Leopards have irregular shaped spots.

00:37:35
Speaker 1: I bet our listeners are like, yeah, guys, They're like yeah, so they have the same leopard leopard look on. So here's my two cents. Angie K has completely won me over. I really really dig her now and I did not dig her at first.

00:37:55
Speaker 2: I haven't watched any of the seasons, but.

00:37:58
Speaker 1: It's her first season. It's her first.

00:38:00
Speaker 4: Seasons, I know, but like, I haven't watched any of the episodes other than like kind of when we stopped. So from what I have seen, like the last thing I think we saw was that I've seen was her talking with her husband about her husband.

00:38:11
Speaker 1: Oh it's been a minute, and that's been a minute.

00:38:13
Speaker 4: But that's the last thing that I and i've from that episode. I have started to like her more and like things like that, but I haven't kept up, so I have to watch them.

00:38:22
Speaker 1: We'll do a rewatch. I haven't watched caught up on Southern Charm Anyway, here are my thoughts on this. So apparently people are saying that when Housewives Cities are filming and going to be airing around the same time, they should the casts should start a group chat about what their interview looks are going to be for the season so that this doesn't happen as much, because it happens a lot with the housewives, even at Bravocon. At the Bravos we had Garcell and Marge wearing the same dress. It happens a lot. It's happened on BH with the cute little pink blazer dress with Eric Corinna and Erica Jane and Lisa Rinna. It happens all the time.

00:39:08
Speaker 3: It shouldn't happen in the same city.

00:39:11
Speaker 2: I kind of like it.

00:39:12
Speaker 3: I like it not happen in the same city.

00:39:14
Speaker 5: When it happens in different cities, I'm like, Okay, you're in different cities, same city, there's no excuse.

00:39:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, bravo.

00:39:20
Speaker 4: Con that should be something else where you're there because on this type of stuff. And I like it because I think it was e when they who Wore It Better? You like it?

00:39:29
Speaker 1: So you like people pitting women against each other? Is that what you're saying.

00:39:32
Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying?

00:39:34
Speaker 2: Wow? But yes, maybe no, I like, like, I like the in city is doing it?

00:39:41
Speaker 1: Who wore it better? Right now?

00:39:42
Speaker 2: I know?

00:39:43
Speaker 4: And I would just say, like I wouldn't even seeing these at different shots, I would have been like, oh, they're both like wearing I wouldn't have.

00:39:48
Speaker 1: Been like, would wearing.

00:39:50
Speaker 2: Both wearing the same print, very different looks.

00:39:53
Speaker 3: They're different cities, Yeah, different cities.

00:39:56
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. We're dealing with women who have a lot of access to to a lot of things. They're able to pull from runways. They want the newest looks. However, I will say this, my girl Dart wore Coco Chanelle finger gloves in the most recent episode at Sutton's party, and I have those same gloves and they were from a few seasons.

00:40:20
Speaker 2: Again, so say.

00:40:22
Speaker 1: Just saying so last season, so last season for six seasons, she probably has and I just don't think that. I'm not into the seasons. I don't look at something you're like that. I wouldn't even know. Literally, the only reason I knew that about her gloves is because I have them.

00:40:37
Speaker 2: And I.

00:40:39
Speaker 1: Would never know other wiys. But I will say this, ang and Les both look fantastic. But I feel like Angie K kind of just took a picture of Kim Kardashian's dulchain and gabana looks and they just completely did a copy and she looks amazing. But it's like the big choke with the cross the hair is the same, which I'm convinced that Kim Kardashian's team took this hairstyle from me because I've been rocking it since season nine is when I really fell in love with the updo and the bang.

00:41:13
Speaker 3: Well it's the Pam Pam Anderson.

00:41:15
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe I stole it from Pam and then they stole it from me, And I think Lisa made it her own. That's what I'm gonna say about that. Let's go back to our our fun stuff. Okay, So I have just a quick because we are going into the holidays and we haven't done one holiday story, so I want to Yeah, so holidays everyone days. I told you guys that we really liked to bowl during the holidays. Yes. So we're in Salt Lake City, Utah. Fat Cats, that's absolutely right. It's Fat Cats and pizza factory in one building.

00:41:53
Speaker 2: It's like a giant arcade.

00:41:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing.

00:41:55
Speaker 2: The whole shit kitten kaboodle, the whole kitten kaboodle.

00:41:59
Speaker 1: And this guy that I'm dating brings his parents and his son to meet my fans.

00:42:06
Speaker 2: My dad.

00:42:08
Speaker 1: My dad goes to bowl and steps a little too far over the line, so he's like on the lane and he does the splits. Okay, now he's hurting. He's a hurt and hurtin' so he sits down and my mom's like, I'm gonna go get you a beer. So my mom leaves comes back with a picture of beer, and my dad's like this, and my mom goes, you are so funny?

00:42:33
Speaker 2: Is it?

00:42:33
Speaker 1: Because I took so long kent and he just like slithers out of the chair. Okay, he's passed out from the pain. He finally comes too. And keep in mind, I've been dealing with health issues with my dad since the age of eight, all right, so anything like this that happens, and like this is he would get a paper cut and I'd be like, this is where my dad died.

00:42:56
Speaker 4: He ginger snack. Oh we get this is a Christmas story too. Oh yes, yeah, yes, yeah, So go on and then.

00:43:01
Speaker 2: Bring up that one.

00:43:02
Speaker 1: So he finally comes to, but he's disoriented. So he's like walking around aimlessly and he's like not listening to anyone. He goes outside. We're trying to stop him. He goes out to his.

00:43:12
Speaker 2: Shoes, bowling shoes. It was a ship again.

00:43:15
Speaker 1: Okay, by this time we've already called nine one one and the ambulance arrives and they're like, well, who's letting him walk with bowling shoes on? Sheer eyes, And we're like, if you can get him to like stop doing what he's doing, help us, help us.

00:43:28
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god.

00:43:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that happened. It was traumatizing. You should have his entire I'm not even.

00:43:34
Speaker 2: Kidding him from the bottom of his ass, from.

00:43:36
Speaker 1: The bottom of his ass, no, to the back of his knee.

00:43:40
Speaker 2: The black and black and blue and that the and he always like, that's the thing.

00:43:44
Speaker 4: If you like I would be messing with him and like I'd punch him here and there, and I did it when I was like fifteen sixteen, and like he'd be like, hey, you really can't do that, and I'd all right. And then it was like a day later and he goes, hey, remember when you punch me.

00:43:56
Speaker 1: Well you hardly punched. It was like what Dad, he was on.

00:44:02
Speaker 2: Kumi in because he had his heart so very head and got him.

00:44:07
Speaker 4: So he ate a ginger snap cookie. It was Christmas again and we.

00:44:11
Speaker 1: Were at the factory. It's the factories, pizza factory, spaghetti factory. Eats a ginger snap.

00:44:17
Speaker 4: And keep yeah, ginger snap cuts his tongue, cuts his tongue so bad that he has to go get stitches because they can't stop the bleeding.

00:44:26
Speaker 1: Whats like bleeding today because of the medica that could never get it regulated. It's so strange. So I always was on the verge of thinking that my dad was going to die. Now that he's dead, we don't ever have those I don't have those thoughts anymore. But I can look back at stories like this and laugh and and be like, oh, my.

00:44:48
Speaker 2: Dad is a bubble boy.

00:44:54
Speaker 1: Can you picture her with a picture of beer and like laughing, how are you doing that?

00:44:59
Speaker 2: Because I took so long, kent she couldn't find the table quick.

00:45:04
Speaker 1: Enough, she was like, and then took care of them, just kidding. The next thing I want to talk about is, oh, by the way, did you know that? This is a quick one that we don't need to talk about. But I saw a video of Stossy she posted like a promo of her podcast with Taylor Strucker and they were like Taylor swift fully coming for Kim Kardashian in Times People or Person of the Year was everything, And I was like, what happened with that? Apparently it was like the phone call? Did you guys hear about that? Where like Kanye West called Taylor for permission about I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex, right, But he left out the part where he said why because I made that bitch famous? Yeah, he left out that part and Kim like recorded the phone call, which by the way, is completely if both parties were in California, is like completely illegal.

00:45:57
Speaker 5: I know, I wonder how they I don't know how they got around it. I think it was through like a documentary or something like when but on the.

00:46:06
Speaker 1: Documents you have to have from the other person.

00:46:10
Speaker 5: There was something Kim did to get around it. But Taylor, but this was like forever ago.

00:46:15
Speaker 3: That's why I'm so confused.

00:46:17
Speaker 1: Well, you had something to say about it.

00:46:19
Speaker 5: Okay, So I didn't read the article, but Taylor shots like the article. Read the headlines though, and it sounds like Taylor just basically came said because of the thing that Kim did, Taylor went and like hid out or something and it ruined her life momentarily.

00:46:38
Speaker 3: Is that what you were telling?

00:46:39
Speaker 2: Uh?

00:46:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And you were like, I don't like when she does this whole.

00:46:42
Speaker 3: Like I don't and I know I'm gonna get you. Guys are gonna come for me.

00:46:45
Speaker 1: But it's like they're coming for you.

00:46:47
Speaker 3: Well, I'll let you guys come for me as long as you hit.

00:46:50
Speaker 1: The follow button as well.

00:46:52
Speaker 3: Yeah. They it just like Taylor.

00:46:58
Speaker 1: Taylor, you said, she's come so far.

00:47:00
Speaker 5: She's come so far, don't fall back into the victimy thing.

00:47:04
Speaker 3: And I know it's like the word.

00:47:06
Speaker 5: Victim is such a hot button word, like a buzzword.

00:47:10
Speaker 3: It's such a buzzword.

00:47:11
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's like, I love the bad bitch, the reputation bad bitch who came out swinging and was like, I'm not going to let you affect me.

00:47:20
Speaker 3: I'm not going to let you take me down. You are in times, what is it most person of the person of the year.

00:47:28
Speaker 5: Don't go back to that. You're so much bigger and better than that.

00:47:31
Speaker 1: But it's something that I feel like the person who says something like that always gets so much hate. The interviewer or the writer asked the question, that's true, that's very true.

00:47:46
Speaker 5: She said, I'm not going to answer. Then that would have been awkward too, So I told she this person of the year, the people. The reason why people have fallen in love with her is because she's gone.

00:47:53
Speaker 1: She's been through it all. She's had the heartbreak, she's had the dude where he wasn't worth it, he wasn't worth it at all, and she came out on top. She's been through you know, feeling like I am a very popular artist, but this has taken me out. I can't get out of bed. This is too much for me to oh my gosh, I'm Person of the Year. Like we've been able to go through all of the ups and downs and it humanizes her where it's like, oh wow, you could. It takes me back to when I was crying to my dad about something that someone had said to me at school and he said, and I've said this on the podcast before, I've told this story. He said, Lauren, you want to go out to Hollywood and you want to be somebody where everyone knows you and they can say whatever they want. The whole world could say whatever they want about you. But you can't even take this like dumb bitch at school saying X, Y and Z. And I was like, well, if I ever made it, I'd be, you know, at the top of my game and I wouldn't care what anyone said. And it's like, not the case. You still get affected, right, You're still a person, right, and no matter how much money or fame comes your way, you still will get hurt by someone's saying something not kind about you. Right, So I disagree with you. Don't change your mind though, because I don't want to know. I'm not podcast your friends to be like jes come her.

00:49:11
Speaker 3: Changing my mind.

00:49:12
Speaker 5: In fact, I just I think that was that whole situation. I always thought Kim was in the right because they came for Kanye. They came for her husband, and she had this thing that she could have come out and said like, no, you guys, she sat on this for a while. I don't necessarily think in the right for recording. I don't know the legalities of all that. But they came for Kanye, and Kim was like, what the hell they spoke on the phone. So I had always thought that that was a little because then Taylor was on the red carpet and she's like, yeah, I didn't whatever.

00:49:46
Speaker 3: But I just think.

00:49:47
Speaker 2: Taylor can do whatever she wants to Kanye. For him to walk up one.

00:49:51
Speaker 3: Now, Kanye, oh yeah.

00:49:54
Speaker 4: Went on stage for her biggest moment, biggest moment, and you were going to walk on stage and just say Beyonce had the best for him to do that. Ye, she can do whatever the fuck she wants to Kanye. And I don't think anything is there's nothing.

00:50:07
Speaker 1: Well, especially with the ship that he comes out of his mouth.

00:50:10
Speaker 3: Let him use you.

00:50:12
Speaker 5: I would if Kanye would have called me and I was Taylor, Hey, can I say in a song? I'd say absolutely not. No, you can't use my name in a song to get more listens.

00:50:19
Speaker 1: No, yeah, you can absolutely use it. I'll have someone send you a contract of how much I'll be getting paid for you to use my name in likeness.

00:50:26
Speaker 3: Yes you watch Yes, but she said yes, and I was like, anyway.

00:50:29
Speaker 1: Anyway, moving on, there's a new maybe power couple in town CA, Mela Cabello and Drake.

00:50:36
Speaker 5: Oh that'd be a hot couple. I saw the photos of them and where were they?

00:50:41
Speaker 2: Jos, Like, that's where he like lives full time? Oh?

00:50:44
Speaker 1: Really? Is he there?

00:50:45
Speaker 2: A lot fucking always there? Yeah.

00:50:46
Speaker 4: Every time I see it, it's like saw Drake. Like people like they go viral because they're like with Drake at like this little bar and it's like Drake bought shots for everyone, and like you just maybe he has a hole there and then he like he just gets on his jet ski and just leaves the bar.

00:51:00
Speaker 1: It really Yeah, it's really easy when you have like unlimited funds to be on a PJ. When you have that type of money, then you can be like Taylor Swift performing in Tokyo one Night and ad a Chief's football game the next Just that's how it works.

00:51:14
Speaker 3: What do you think about them?

00:51:15
Speaker 1: I love it, but there's like Camilla Camilla Cabeo and Drake can do no wrong in my eyes. So them together, it's like I'm digging this.

00:51:22
Speaker 3: That's a hot couple.

00:51:23
Speaker 1: That's a hot couple. Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny are over after ten months. I never bought into them as a couple.

00:51:29
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they were dating until I saw that in the notes. It's just I didn't really either.

00:51:33
Speaker 1: I thought we were still like up in the air. They've been seen together, but like, are they dating?

00:51:40
Speaker 2: When you said that, I was like, I didn't know they were dating?

00:51:43
Speaker 1: Honestly, same I read it. I read it. Did you guys see that an agency got sick and tired of influencers egos? So they just like created an AI model who earns eleven thousand dollars a month.

00:51:56
Speaker 2: It's going well for us. I was the one behind it.

00:51:59
Speaker 4: If I do this podcast, if I saw people like I would.

00:52:03
Speaker 2: Hate dealing with influencers and stuff like that.

00:52:07
Speaker 3: I wonder that it is.

00:52:10
Speaker 5: The agency created it and and they just have been posting about it and pretending they're an influencer?

00:52:16
Speaker 3: Is that because I saw.

00:52:17
Speaker 1: That, Like who's running the Instagram page, who created.

00:52:20
Speaker 3: Her, who writes the copy? That all goes into being.

00:52:23
Speaker 1: An influencer one hundred percent.

00:52:25
Speaker 3: So I just wonder.

00:52:26
Speaker 1: I don't know. I only read the headline.

00:52:28
Speaker 2: All right, let us know, look into it.

00:52:32
Speaker 1: What's her name? Bad baby? Catch me outside? Is pregnant with her first child.

00:52:35
Speaker 2: Do we know the father? No?

00:52:38
Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know. Probably, I'm sure she knows who the father is. She freaking killed it.

00:52:43
Speaker 4: I've never seen anybody go off any.

00:52:46
Speaker 2: Phil kill it so hard.

00:52:47
Speaker 1: She's got music with like Lil Yachty.

00:52:49
Speaker 3: Yeah right, she pops off.

00:52:51
Speaker 5: No, she's she's like people pray.

00:52:55
Speaker 2: People speechless, speechless.

00:52:57
Speaker 1: People can't stand her.

00:52:59
Speaker 2: I love her, I can't.

00:53:01
Speaker 1: I want her on the podcast. How did you go from being a disrespectful ship to your mom on Doctor Phil to.

00:53:09
Speaker 2: Like paying her bills eleven millie.

00:53:13
Speaker 1: Tons of cash?

00:53:14
Speaker 4: She got stacks Her mom is like, no, I'm very blessed. She was an asshole to me.

00:53:18
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like I dare you to go on Doctor Phil be an asshole and then become bad guy.

00:53:23
Speaker 4: I would like to have to hit it. I would love to have doctor Phil interviewer again. That would be the first time doctor I'm interviewing her.

00:53:29
Speaker 5: Get her on the podcast. By the way, I was the podcast her. I thought her mom was rude. I didn't like her mom.

00:53:35
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I love bad baby that bad baby. I like, I refuse to call her anything but bad baby. Like Danielle Hill. It is bad baby.

00:53:43
Speaker 3: H with hs bad baby.

00:53:46
Speaker 1: Bad baby baby. Okay, so Lisa found this article and she's double glassed. We love that she's like Lauren. Lauren Doctor's issue a warning after man tears his throat by trying to stop a sneeze.

00:54:11
Speaker 2: Hey, that just takes it right back to the esophagus. That has muscles. That's yeah, that's a muscle means. I also looked it up and it says, oh did you look up the esophagus.

00:54:25
Speaker 4: Yeah, it says it simulates the smooth muscles that make up the walls of your esophagus, so like that helps the food. So that might be what Sutton and people have, is like their muscles aren't helping the food.

00:54:36
Speaker 1: So it's just like a drop.

00:54:37
Speaker 2: Shoot, yeah, don't die. We need some water with this.

00:54:43
Speaker 1: You need a niagara falls this bitch down into that.

00:54:55
Speaker 4: Okay, I just pictured like a pelican y.

00:55:00
Speaker 2: From Nemo.

00:55:03
Speaker 1: A man in his thirties was driving in his car when he had a sneezing episode. He attempted to stifle. Okay, so it sounds like it was back to back. I had a third a sixth grade teacher. I thought it was third missus missus Hollingworth, where she would stop us and she.

00:55:21
Speaker 2: Count and we.

00:55:23
Speaker 1: Kept him on the side of the whiteboard to keep it as a record. I was there for one of the records, forty seven sneeze.

00:55:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, she like the let it out.

00:55:33
Speaker 1: She just sneeze like that.

00:55:36
Speaker 2: Be reading and then just go.

00:55:39
Speaker 1: And we'd all count. It was like the funnest game ever.

00:55:41
Speaker 3: Oh that's wild.

00:55:42
Speaker 1: So anyway, he was having a sneezing episode. He attempted to stifle the sneezes by pinching his nose and closing his mouth. Immediately, he started experiencing severe neck pain. Well obviously, okay. In addition to the pain, the man's neck was swollen and had minimal range of movement. Following, an X ray and CT scans showed the man suffered a tear in the trachea, also known as the windpipe. Well, he needs to call doctor, uh, what's his name, doctor Pallo? Did you see that the plastic windpipes? Oh my god, the bad doctor.

00:56:20
Speaker 3: But yes, well I didn't see or something.

00:56:23
Speaker 2: Ye to hear this? Now what?

00:56:25
Speaker 5: No, he tore his You know, if you stifle your sneeze, your eyes can pop out.

00:56:30
Speaker 2: Of your head.

00:56:32
Speaker 1: Doctor maccarini, he tore his windpipe. So doctor mccarini, he's not really a doctor, but he created plastic windpipes that he claimed if you were to put stem cells on the the plastic windpipe and then put it into uh, a human being, it would grow its own windpipe around the plastic with its own stem cells. Out of his eight patients, only one is still living. So I'm joking about hiring him. But I haven't heard about a trauma with the windpipe since I watched the documentary.

00:57:06
Speaker 2: I do, okay, I'll just do rearch.

00:57:08
Speaker 4: I would like to know if like the patients that he had were going to die and it was like something that he was trying to do to prevent.

00:57:15
Speaker 2: Well, there's actually if he killed.

00:57:17
Speaker 4: Them, Like I'm assuming they were going to die and he's like wait in jail.

00:57:20
Speaker 1: Well, I'm I tell you something I don't, yes, only for a year and a half. Well, it's a back and forth because some I think there was one woman who was terminally ill. Do not quote me. I'd have to go back and watch. But then another woman who literally said, I am rotting from the inside. People can't even stand to be around me because I stink and I am coughing up my own flesh.

00:57:45
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

00:57:46
Speaker 5: No.

00:57:46
Speaker 1: And then in the documentary they were doing one about so it's like a documentary about a documentary. They were filming one about him because it was a groundbreaking science and in it, his colleague comes up to him and he's like, the wind pipe is three centimeters millimeters.

00:58:06
Speaker 2: I don't know.

00:58:06
Speaker 1: I'm bad with that shit. Okay, too short, and doctor Macarini says, I don't give a shit.

00:58:15
Speaker 2: You have to give a shit.

00:58:16
Speaker 1: He didn't give a shit. No, he didn't know. It was horrifying. You have to watch it because it's that side. I think it's called the bad doctor, and it's his side, but also a woman that he falls in love with and what he did to her crazy. She's essentially the one who was like, fuck this guy, I'm outing him. Yeah, yeah, because if he lied about this part of his life.

00:58:36
Speaker 2: There's a lot of other shit behind the door.

00:58:39
Speaker 1: Okay, well that was so fun. Happy holiday. We literally told one holiday story. What are you doing for the holiday?

00:58:49
Speaker 5: I am going to go to us see my family in Arizona, but just for a couple of days. I'm going to go on the twenty third and come back the twenty sixth, So it's going to be Oh, that's quick, very quick.

00:59:00
Speaker 3: How about you guys.

00:59:02
Speaker 1: We are gonna make our way to Palm Springs. Love it. Ye, We're gonna go to Palm Springs. Shena will be there, so we'll celebrate Christmas Day just at the house, and then she has a Christmas party that night. She's having one on Christmas even and Christmas Night, and then my brother and sister in law and niece and nephew are going to come out on the twenty sixth and stay through New Year. So it'll be very exciting.

00:59:27
Speaker 2: Rocking around the Christmas tree, baby.

00:59:29
Speaker 1: Wrapping around the Christmas tree.

00:59:36
Speaker 3: So fun.

00:59:37
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy Hella eggnog.

00:59:39
Speaker 2: Did you guys see?

00:59:40
Speaker 3: Did you guys see? I won't shut out the brand.

00:59:42
Speaker 5: There's an almond milk eggnog, and it's like, because the one problem for me with eggnog is I'm like, look at all these chemicals in here.

00:59:49
Speaker 3: You guys probably do you?

00:59:50
Speaker 2: I've never looked.

00:59:51
Speaker 3: I'm like, look at all these chemicals.

00:59:52
Speaker 5: There's an almond two almond milk eggnogs one at.

00:59:56
Speaker 3: Normal grocery store.

00:59:57
Speaker 5: Oh normal, Yes, And they looks so good and I can't wait to try it because you send them to me.

01:00:02
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm a pump springs.

01:00:05
Speaker 1: I'll post them, I'll host them and tag the podcast page and whatnot. I love that instead of doing an ache of ache and relief, I'd like to do what our new Year's resolutions are. I love that just because we're going to be having the live show that I had with Stossy a couple of months ago. We recorded it and that's what's going to be airing next week. So let's do our New Year's resolutions now, East. Do you want to start us off?

01:00:31
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can. My New Year's resolution.

01:00:35
Speaker 4: To be on like a regiment, you know, like just my structure, Yeah, structured plan. I want to like start getting up at a certain time, no matter what time I go to bed. You know, I just want to keep a structured plan gym. I don't go to the gym, would not like to not to like live just cardio things like that, just to keep and maintain a healthy body and hopefully healthy mind with it.

01:00:57
Speaker 1: You know that's great.

01:00:58
Speaker 2: I love that. So that's my idea. Yeah, okay, resolution, It is kind of just me. Look how can I find meaning and be the best me? Ooh that's mine.

01:01:07
Speaker 1: That's a good one.

01:01:08
Speaker 3: I like that.

01:01:09
Speaker 1: Just do you have one?

01:01:10
Speaker 3: I like that.

01:01:10
Speaker 5: I kind of mine kind of goes off that I have a ton, but one that I'll focus on is regimented because in twenty twenty four, I would like to compete in a jiu jitsu.

01:01:21
Speaker 1: And we would all I am there, we want to make signs for.

01:01:25
Speaker 2: This, No, I will have yeah.

01:01:26
Speaker 5: Five, And you should recently like went and did like a little social night and watch the fight with tenth Planet Burbank crew and they were like, you should totally. But I think it's going to be a year, so I could see it being like literally the very end of twenty twenty four.

01:01:40
Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. Twenty four, twenty four, twenty twenty four.

01:01:43
Speaker 3: Baby, that's true. How about you, la, I kind.

01:01:46
Speaker 1: Of have two I would like to kind of do the same thing that you guys both said. I'd like to get more centered. I'd like to focus on my mind, body, and soul a little bit more and get healthy. Not just talk about it, actually be about it.

01:02:01
Speaker 4: I have a question for you that I would like to do, even if you I want to align my chakras.

01:02:07
Speaker 1: I'm all about it.

01:02:08
Speaker 2: I want to try do it.

01:02:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's align them chakras. And then I think the other thing in twenty twenty four, same with your jiu jitsu. I don't know when in twenty twenty four, but I would like to finally create my Bumble account and start putting myself out there.

01:02:22
Speaker 3: WHOA, I love that. Yeah, this is exciting.

01:02:25
Speaker 2: That is Yeah.

01:02:27
Speaker 1: I think I've actually started like a thing in my notes about like what I would put in my Bumble profile, Like I don't know, just kind of dicking around thinking like what would what would one put into a Bumble profile. It is, so I've created it.

01:02:41
Speaker 4: Funny when she's gonna like when you find something off of this and it's going to be starting from a dicking around. It was just dicking around and I'm getting dicked around, dicking around to dicked around.

01:02:53
Speaker 5: You're so wrong for that, and you know, up next year because of if you do actually do that, which I believe you, well, you might have a little what do they call it, couffing season?

01:03:04
Speaker 3: You might have a little something.

01:03:05
Speaker 1: Oh I love a cuff tough cuff. Cuff me up. A king Clan posted you guys. This was a really fun podcast. I was unsure how it would go. I was very nervous because I I'm tapped out of twenty twenty three.

01:03:24
Speaker 2: I just have to be honest.

01:03:25
Speaker 5: Well, goodness, this is our last I know, recorded episode of twenty twenty three. Happy holidays everyone, and you know what. Happy holidays, Easton, Happy holidays, law, happy holidays, Another holidays spent with you.

01:03:37
Speaker 3: Well, this is my first with you, but with you La, and I couldn't be more grateful.

01:03:42
Speaker 1: I'm very grateful to Easton. Welcome to the Give Them La La Podcast.

01:03:46
Speaker 2: Jessica.

01:03:48
Speaker 1: We're so happy to have you, Jessica. We already know that I love you so much. And to all of my listeners who have been here for a very long time or people who have just joined in twenty twenty three, Thank you so much for making this podcast such a success, but also allowing me and my friends to have a safe space to come and joke around and hopefully give you guys a little bit of lightheartedness in a world that can be extremely heavy at times. I appreciate you. Please have the happiest of holidays. I hope it's filled with so much love, and we will catch you in the new year.

01:04:23
Speaker 2: I love you, guys.