Brian B Lyin: RHORI Recap with Monica Garcia

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Speaker 1: Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives in Atlanta, New Jersey and my own creation, The Love and Marriage Franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the Real Housewives Franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. In addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well, Rain droves Mommy Carlo is back, Mammy Carlo, mondays honey, and we are here, as you all know, to recap the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. And let me tell y'all something I know we say every week. It's so good and so good and so good. This episode is great. No, baby, this episode.

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Speaker 2: You we're gonna say that.

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Speaker 3: I was seriously watching it and I wanted to ask you, even from like a producer's perspective, how is this just every like hitting.

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Speaker 2: It out the park?

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Speaker 3: Like I'm literally I'm blown away. I really am. I'm not just saying that I would be like this shit sucks and I'm excited to not have to watch this anymore.

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Speaker 2: It is so good. It is so I genuinely forget I'm watching a show when.

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Speaker 1: I watched it's so good. And it's funny because as a producer, I'm always like, okay, because normally what happens for a brand new series, yes, it starts off good because you put all your good shit at the top so that people can't stay tuned. But what it's so interesting about this show is like, this is our fifth episode. Yeah, it's getting better and better and better and better, And dare I say, dare I say, Monica so far, it's the best show on Bravo's that's Eric that's airing.

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Speaker 2: It really is like it is it just it truly truly is. It is so good the absolute.

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Speaker 3: I literally wrote down my thought this to encompass this whole episode. It just made me feel like budget where like they are. They went all out. I mean it is aesthetically so pleasing. It is so beautiful. They had so many events this episode that looked gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: The food and drinks always hit.

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Speaker 3: I'm just like, this is just it's it's firing on all cylinders.

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Speaker 2: It really is.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it is. And listen, I mean, listen off the gate, listen we have to really get into one of the most pettious beats that is happening in this episode, which is Kelsey is doing athletes hair right, this conversation which I'm not questioning the identity of Kelsey's boyfriend because did you Monica, did I get this right or wrong? When he asked her life, So, does he have any kids? Me and her boyfriend? Yeah, and Kelsey says yes, one of his kids is three years younger than her. Yes. The guy's picture who I saw, I mean, maybe he looks young. But I was like, oh, is he like some older man? But because the picture that is floating around unless you look, unless you think differently, honey, he looks like around her age or or like a little you know, just like around it a little bit. But when she said that his child is three years younger than her, I'm like, wait a second, Yeah, is your guy older than I thought?

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Speaker 2: He has to be for sure.

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Speaker 3: I mean in my head I always pictured him older, though, but I haven't.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember what he looked like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Honey, is he us? He looks young? Look Lizzie dropping in the chat, Lizzie, when you can the identity, the look, the alleged alleged aged boyfriend. But the phone that I saw, I mean, listen, I do wear glasses, so maybe I couldn't see that day. But he looked relatively like, you know, young ish.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have to do some googling and see what photos I find of him, because I always pictured him older like Brian old, or older than no, like Brian old.

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Speaker 2: Yeah Bryan, Wait, how old is she?

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Speaker 1: Let's find out? Listen, listen, this is the beauty of a brand new series. We get to find things out in real time. So let me find out Elsie's age.

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Speaker 2: She's gonna be like thirty something.

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Speaker 1: She is thirty one.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thirty one, so let's assume. Okay, the kid is three years younger, right right?

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Speaker 1: So eight Okay, this is why I'm like, Okay, wait, Helsee's primary boyfriend. Reportedly he's the son of a judge. Oh I got this wrong. He looks younger than I thought. He's approximately fifty something years old, so Brian's age.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, okay, look look mister result.

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Speaker 1: So the sect so she's we learned that he has a son. It was I think it's a son or child.

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Speaker 2: He said, yeah, like three kids or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, one of three years younger, which is sort of like, okay, So she's doing Ashley's hair. Yeah, And all of a sudden we learned in this scene that Kelsey says she did Rosie's hair but then posts about it, but posted all her glam on Instagram and tag them, and Kelsey shed that she thinks Rosie is threatened by her.

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Speaker 5: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this episode was like the Battle of the socials. I mean, there was so much happening in drama with social media, which I appreciated because it's very true and unfortunately these are are things that people do yet offended by nowadays. It's like, you know, back in the day when you had like your top people on your face, yes, and like even if they rotate through that it's like a whole thing. It's like still the thing today, Like if you don't tag or post someone, it's drama.

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Speaker 2: So I felt like it was that little.

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Speaker 1: Because it's so funny because how many you have, like with the top five people almost like the limit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like your top eight or something like that, and it was like, oh, if you were dropped, it was like.

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Speaker 1: There was drama and let's be clear, there was beef in B Street. So yes, we're learning in this episode that maybe there is be brilliant between Kelsey and Rosie. Yeah, I like petty shit like this, because to me, it's like so Housewives brand that I was like, you know what, I'm kind of here for like, I'm not mad at it. It's funny, but I love it. Do you think Kelsey has a.

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Speaker 2: Point as far as like not.

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Speaker 1: Like being mad that Rosie did not tag her when she did her hair.

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Speaker 3: You don't know, because it depends on how close they are. Like for me, it depends on how close you are.

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, we all know how.

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Speaker 3: Social media works. We all love a tag, we all love a mention. Everybody loves a shout out, we all love a post. I didn't picture them really close, right, So for me, I was kind of like, wow, I'm surprised this is such a big deal. But maybe they're closer.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: There's got to be like an underlining issue there.

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Speaker 2: Because.

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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I didn't even know that she did hair. That was a new discovery, Oh honey.

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Speaker 1: First of all, when she when she was in all like salon and she's like, all this was like his shit, Yeah, I turned into mine and I do hair. I'm like, you're a beautician, bitch.

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Speaker 2: I thought she was just gonna shampoo her hair.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know she was actually going to grab the scissors and chop.

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Speaker 2: I was like, is she qualified to do that?

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Speaker 3: Because we have we just haven't heard anything about it.

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Speaker 1: But is what you always say? This feels back the layers episode by episode. So yes, homegirl does hair. But my thing is this, if you are somebody who won't the world to know you do hair, Yeah, and you did Rosie's hair. I feel like it's a conversation like, hey girl, I'm trying to build my followers up. A lot of people think, you know, I'm this man's hole or like gold digger or mistress or whatever you call your you know those type of girls in Rhode Island. Alicia said, who, But who am I to say? That's what she meant. Now, that's sort of your thing that you you want the you want the Rhode Island girl leads to know, like this bitch does hair at her home because she has a fucking salon. Yeah, I feel like if you didn't tell Rosie that I don't know. I feel like Rosie. I feel like Rosie doesn't owe you anything personally.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean there's definitely a stigma with social media and posting, but I didn't feel like it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Also, like I'm surprised she when Ashley asked her, so.

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Speaker 2: How often do you do hair or whatever?

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Speaker 3: And She's like, whenever someone comes to me, I'm like, bitch, it's a hobby, which is amazing and we love it and I'm here for it. And girl, Carlos and I will come and we will get our hair and beard trend and all the things.

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Speaker 1: Baby, you can see that house just so we can see that. That's it. I want to see the house. I want to see each closet. Yeah, baby, you can blow draw my beard. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Exactly exactly, no, And I'm so surprised that she doesn't have more clients, just that people just want.

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Speaker 2: To go go to the house.

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Speaker 3: That was. That was all brought up on a beautiful boating event which was celebrating a birthday party for was it was.

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Speaker 2: It was it Rosie's friends. Yeah, Rosie's friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And they had their amazing food once again, it looked like they had lobster rolls and it was amazing. I'm I'm living for their events, like they're stunning, stunning events. They're beautiful and the backdrops and everything.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I do want to ask you. You know, we get Liz. They're saying their grand goodbye to their ship, their boat whatever.

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Speaker 2: And she dropped a bit.

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Speaker 3: She dropped it like it she said, Michael Jordan and Jerry played or what did they fished together? They weren't a comp together. I was like, okay, I am let me tell you another layand layer of onion all over again.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he's really good.

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Speaker 1: Then Liz is that girl? Do you know what I mean? Like, she's that girl and and and listen. That's why when she's like, oh, you know this pretty much saying that the boat came in between her and Jerry because Jerry was so focused on the boat. But it's sort of like the fact that Jerry has the ability to rub elbows with Michael Jordan, and I thought she was climaxing in her chair When she's like, you know, Michael Jordan, it's like I know, I'm like, you don't you don't even get this excited for Dino.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean it's Michael Jordan's baby, Come on, I that really like that was an amazing Uh name drop, that was an amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's the name drop of the name drop. Yes, my love, but the baby on Michael Jordan. Yes, raise the roof with that one. But no, Liz is dropping down and he's dropping in fol like, yes, I will be dropping the names of people I'm connected with, and not everybody can say that. They you know, rub elbows and play golf and did all the things with Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 3: No, he and and she said that Jerry actually won the competition that they played in. So yeah, they'd had a beautiful goodbye to the Gypsy.

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Speaker 2: And she got emotional. She got emotional.

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Speaker 3: You could tell there's some definite resentment there from his years spent on the Gypsy. She started crying about it. And you know, so that was a nice chapter for her for them. I guess to close, yes, But with one chapter closing, honey, another one open, bitch, And let me tell you incomes the fake texts at the polo match.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: I actually Carlos, Carlos, go ahead, baby, not them blaming AI.

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Speaker 1: So we have to get into Rula La. Listen you and are fans of rue La La think I think I told you that allegedly alleged she was added on as a housewife towards the end.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that that's allegend.

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Speaker 1: They're saying that she wasn't because I think they have like seven girls. I think it's seven, and it's a lot of girls for a brand new series usually usually get fined because there's too many people to remember they have seven and word on the word on the street is Rula's storyline was like so amazing that they were like, oh, honey, you have to be a housewife because you're like driving the major storyline this season. So I love Rula. Rula. I'm gonna hold your's hand when I say this. He's playing you, unless unless you're in on the joke. Because yeah, Joe Ellen, who I love Okay, I love her. This is reality with the King and I'm Carlos King. Let's get back into the show. The fact that Joe Ellen and Rually have a one on one. Yes, okay, so before the boat they have a one on one yep, And Joe Ellen is still standing on business. He told you in front of your husband. He's still cheating on you. And then she tells you solo dolo woman, a woman he is cheating on you, like is still going on? And Rula is sort of like you said, She's like, no, you know she uses a fake text app and she's known for using AI. It's like, no, bitch, she's not known for Aye. I shouldn't even know for BJ's that's the ambish. Thews that Briest Mistress is usual is BJ is not a I.

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Speaker 2: That is no, I what is happening? Look?

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Speaker 3: I will say okay, as every good investigator does, which I did. Appreciate the law and order breakdown of it all that they were giving us with the timeline doom dom dun dun dun dun dum.

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Speaker 1: Big book, Where are you.

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Speaker 3: Like? I appreciated the timeline breakdown okay, But when I saw that the text were green, I was like, Okay, interesting, that is interesting that they're green.

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Speaker 2: Because it means.

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Speaker 3: He is probably texting her from like a different app, Like do.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I thought he had an Android?

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Speaker 2: Oh do you think he is.

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Speaker 3: Fit?

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Speaker 1: Look, it's gonna be so shady. Unfortunately, Monica, there are people in the world who still uses an Android. I don't know those people. They're not my friends, but some people do. But to your point, to your point, to your point, he could have a burner phone or yes, that's what I was thinking, Google Google Boys.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I was thinking something like that where it's like, Okay, he's not doing it from his texts, maybe he's doing it from like another phone, a free tex stap or whatever, Google whatever. So I mean, that was very interesting. But when she presented her with evidence, her immediate reaction was, these are fake, bitch?

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Speaker 2: What is.

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Speaker 3: What is happening? She's got it's just like you said, she's gotta know, like she maybe just publicly, they'ren't deny. I just there's no way you're reading the text like you're reading them.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that she, you know what's so funny. I would not even say she's reading them. I feel like she's glancing over them. She's sort of like, oh, because a bitch liked me would have been like this, Okay, what else? What else? She's like She's like this, whatever, why to your point, Monica.

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Speaker 3: He's choosing to look the other way the green Yeah, She's like, these are fake.

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Speaker 2: He has an iPhone.

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Speaker 1: Immediately, Roy has an iPhone, bitch, don't disrespect Yeah, yeah, for being a cheater and being cheap, he has an iPhone one.

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Speaker 3: Thing that she said that really stuck out to me is she said I would have to see more.

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Speaker 2: I am not that bitch.

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Speaker 3: If I saw one tex Okay, if a girl texts my man and was like hey boo and he said, hey.

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Speaker 2: Girl, what's up?

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Speaker 3: That's all I need to know. I don't need to see shit else. I only need to and then I'm on my way to him. You know what, let me go get this man, because what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Why are you messaging someone that says hey boo? What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And you're telling me she's giving you this and you're like, I need to see more. I need to see more proof.

00:19:34
Speaker 2: No, no, you don't.

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Speaker 3: And then we have the banger of the entire episode, this this moment when she said she brings him coffee every morning.

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Speaker 2: And she said, no, Brian goes to the gym every morning.

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Speaker 3: Does Brian look like he goes to the gym?

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Speaker 1: Clocked it?

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Speaker 3: And she just said it again in denial, Yes.

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Speaker 5: He does, which, which which was to me, It's like miss Mama's she knows, she knows, she knows, and I yes, I feel like she doesn't want to give these women the satisfaction.

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Speaker 1: Yes, like I'm not giving you all the satisfaction and I'm not I'm not doing this when she come on, thing is this for you to say the same breath these are fake? They're ai she's known for using a text app, a fake text app, but also within the same breath, you say, well, I have a GPS tracker on his car. Well, if you're if you believe your man isn't doing.

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Speaker 3: Anything, why do you have a GPS track around his car? And isn't that illegal?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is, unless, of course, unless your man knows about it. But he listened, he knows now. So for her to say that, and she's just like, well, I know where he goes every morning to the gym, It's like, rue, la la, you're not that dumb. I listen. She does strike me as a dumb woman. She's striking somebody who is like, I don't want to leave him. And that's why as we get to the boat party, that's why when they were saying like Brian wants her to leave him.

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Speaker 3: Which even wrote that down specifically wants Rula to leave him because they said that, and I was like, it's like, because okay, they go to the polo match yep, and they're there, another gorgeous event.

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Speaker 2: It's I mean loved it. It was a fun They have a lot to do there.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I had no idea how much there was to do, but okay, I gotta ask you. I had to ask you.

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Speaker 2: We have to get into the emergency call of it all.

00:22:14
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: It's giving, bitch, it's giving.

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Speaker 3: Jenshaw on the bus when she got that call right before the FED showed up, and she was like, charifs in the hospital and la la and he had to have eye surgery and then he rolled down the hill and blah blah, blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Because how all of a sudden do you get a phone call and you're like, oh, oh, yeah, what happened? Okay, is also an emergency? Okay, bitch.

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Speaker 1: At existing jen rent out that motherfucker bitch and said bye.

00:22:55
Speaker 2: She's like they're on their way.

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Speaker 3: Someone gave her the heads up they were on their way, and she was like, oh, chariess the hospital with a blood claw in his leg or some shit. I don't remember what she said.

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Speaker 2: But it was giving that. It was giving that. Do you think that was really an emergency call?

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Speaker 1: No? Okay, I just don't. I don't so the fact that Brian answers the phone and he's like, wait, what's going on? Huh what mom or whatever?

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Speaker 3: Right, it didn't seem genuine you said what? It didn't seem genuine.

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Speaker 1: No, it just seemed like it was too convenient for me, right, So then he gets rue La Lah, tells her, tells everybody, and I will give the girls this. Their immediate reaction was like, well get out of here, like please be okay, let us know how it's going. So then they lead together and then the girls are in the sprinter man and rue La La calls and they're like, how's it going? Are you with him? She's like, no, he dropped me off at home. If something is happening with my parent while I'm with my wife, we're going to why am I dropping you off? I made a pit stop when my father is allegedly in an emergency.

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Speaker 2: They literally said an ambulance was coming.

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Speaker 3: So why are you just not high tailing your ass to the hospital?

00:24:29
Speaker 1: Your Why does your wife have to be separated for you to see your.

00:24:34
Speaker 2: Parents fucking weird.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that they just didn't want to be on.

00:24:41
Speaker 2: The sprinter van?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so let's okay, because there's there's tons of theories that's floating around. Okay, what's the issue with them being on the sprint van? If that is one cause of this fake phone call?

00:24:56
Speaker 3: Well, if Housewise has taught us anything, is that nothing good happens on a sprinter.

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Speaker 5: Van and.

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Speaker 3: You're stuck in the span Yeah, you're stuck in the sprinter van. They said it was an hour drive and they probably thought that they were going to get bombarded with the mistress talk and there was nowhere to run. Because if you've noticed, that's kind of a trend now with them. The second it gets too hot, they are leaving.

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Speaker 2: They leave.

00:25:28
Speaker 1: So then just say we're gonna drive and meet you guys there.

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Speaker 2: I know, but do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like, listen, So if that's one theory, listen, you are grown as man. Yo, We're going to meet you guys there. We're not going to be in the sprinner man. So yeah, guys there. I don't feel like being in his defense, I would have said, you know what, happened last time we're together. I don't want that energy. So for that to happen then for Joe Ellen, first of all, Joe Ellen, trust me, I'm here. Trust me, I'm here for you, and thank you for your quality work as a reality star. If there weren't cameras around, and if I was just a fly on the wall of Rombey's girls or one of the gays friends that yeah, the party, I would look at Joe Ellen's sideways like, okay, bitch, why are you getting a play by play from this mistress situation? That now will I will give rule a la of this Joe Ellen having a play by play of every move this mistress makes, Yeah a little weird.

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Speaker 3: I was one hundred percent with Liz when she was like, this is weird.

00:26:50
Speaker 2: I don't believe it.

00:26:51
Speaker 3: No, No, that's really weird.

00:26:58
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to figure it out.

00:27:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still trying to figure this out because it is bizarre that you are so connected to the.

00:27:07
Speaker 2: Mistress, Like I'm not fucking with.

00:27:10
Speaker 3: You if you're friends with them, like that's I am confused that this whole And they tried to explain it, like Joellen's relationship to the mistress was that their kids were both in daycare. That's not enough for me, No, no, because what what?

00:27:27
Speaker 2: No? No, people aren't like talking.

00:27:30
Speaker 3: About their affairs they're having in the pickup line. So you guys have to have some kind of like deeper relationship.

00:27:41
Speaker 1: Then off school are the PTA meeting. I am guess whose husband's fucking mind?

00:27:48
Speaker 3: Exactly exactly. There's got to be some kind of deeper relationship there. There just has to be in some way, you know, even if Joellen had reached out to her, but there's still then you're reaching out to each other.

00:28:03
Speaker 2: So it's like, what is that?

00:28:05
Speaker 3: It is confusing and I'm sure this is an onion layer show.

00:28:10
Speaker 2: I'm sure we'll get to that.

00:28:14
Speaker 3: Rula La I feel like is eventually gonna hit her breaking point with this shit, because while they are at the polo match, the alleged mistress allegedly posts on her Instagram what was it that she was in his car?

00:28:36
Speaker 1: Yes? Wow, this is okay? So because of that, they this is when Joe Ellen became Marissa Hargata from Lauren Order right and bitch, I'm iced tea okay, ye all right, So she is saying, okay, this is what happened, and she gave him like the time by like at twelve fifty eight the water right, which I thought was genius. So Jobella is saying she believed.

00:29:09
Speaker 3: And they like switched to black and white. I loved it.

00:29:13
Speaker 1: It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. Jobella does good interviews. Yes, is good because she's so detailed. So she's like, this is my theory. Yeah, and it's the timeline. He gets the phone call. It's the mistress actually calling him and she wants to see him. So he creates this lie about something happening with his father or something, and then he drops off Rula to then go be with the mistress, and then once he got what he got, he then picked back up Rula La and then they decided to go to the event together. And once he's at the event, it's when the mistress posts a picture of her in his car. And what we know during that time is he's not wearing his wedding ring. And then when they ask him about it, he's like, oh, I was jelling putting jail in my son's hair, and I took it off. But then they flashed back to the fact that when the phone call happened, he was wearing it.

00:30:19
Speaker 2: Production, Honey, production came through on that.

00:30:27
Speaker 1: So that's why it's plausible, because you came in wearing a ring and you took it off.

00:30:35
Speaker 2: Between why the fuck are you taking it off?

00:30:38
Speaker 3: I will never understand the whole idea behind taking off your ring if she already knows you're fucking married, Like, why are you even taking it off?

00:30:47
Speaker 1: But you know what the thing is this I think this and this is why this this mistress theory is so interesting in terms of if she's making this off, if she's like Glinn Close in Fate of Attraction, right like she if she just can't get enough of him, which, by the way, at least Michael Douglass looks like he's worth an affair. No, Shay Bryant, the jury, Salabro just saying it. So we're gonna call the mistress Glenn Close. Okay, okay, So unless Glenn Close is like this manic woman who's obsessed with Bryant and whenever she sees him with the wedding band she freaks out. And one thing I do know for sure, you know this being a reality star, people do feed you information. Yeah, and That's why Joe Ellen gets a little bit of Saday for me. Because my theory is, I think Joe Ellen communicates with the mistress directly what I was saying, yes, and tells her what's going on. Yes, he's here with her. They arrived together, and the mistress is smoking up motherfucking cigarette and she's like spazzing out, and she's calling Brian.

00:32:06
Speaker 6: And saying, come smell me, Come smell my cootie cat, come lick me up, bang me now, and he or or I'm going to whatever, and look, Brian's turned on by it, and he goes over there gives her a quick one two one two, and then and then she takes a photo because she.

00:32:27
Speaker 1: Wants Rula La to know. And then once he's there, Joe Ellen goes, oh, my God's favorite ride back and she goes, well fuck they post it. I think Joe Ellen is communicating directly with Glenn Close.

00:32:40
Speaker 3: Joellen and Gunn Close are close, and I feel like if he did that, that's actually diabolical because how you are filming with your wife and you're telling me in the middle of you filming, you go and skirtskirt over there in the middle of what you're.

00:33:06
Speaker 2: Literally filming a scene.

00:33:08
Speaker 3: That's crazy, that would be crazy.

00:33:13
Speaker 2: Do you think that's really what happened?

00:33:15
Speaker 1: Okay, I think Okay, I don't believe for a fact that's something can happen with your parents, because rue La La in her interviews because rain drops, you take that shit week splash months after the scene. Yeah, So if I was rue La La, I would have been like, here's the motherfucking doctor's no, bitch.

00:33:36
Speaker 3: Say that's what I was like, I'm gonna need to see the hospital because I don't for a second think that that happened. Because also he was so weird on the phone about it and they ended up coming back, and you know, it was just the whole thing was weird. But if he really did go in the middle of that to see the mistress, that's fucking cruel.

00:34:00
Speaker 2: Razy.

00:34:02
Speaker 1: No, I'm telling you.

00:34:03
Speaker 6: So.

00:34:03
Speaker 1: I have a show called Love and Marriage Huntsville, Okay, show this guy named Martell. He was married, he had a mistress and when COVID happened, you know how we were all told to stay at home. Yes, he left the house to go see his mistress during COVID, Like he just he just he couldn't he just couldn't stop. So I said that to say.

00:34:35
Speaker 2: Apocalypse.

00:34:36
Speaker 3: He was still he.

00:34:38
Speaker 1: Wanted you know what I mean. So my point in bringing that up is these men oftentimes are so they're drawn into the side check the mistress, you do know what I mean? And I think Rula she's She's not dumb. She doesn't strike me as dumb. I think. I also don't think she's doing this to save her family. I don't think that. And listen, I don't think she's smart like Bronwin. So listen, I don't think she's dumb, but I also don't think she's smart and sadly like broun Win. Motherfucker. The moment's cameras on, I'm exposing that ass, and I'm gonna get something. Got this shit right? That's not Rula. I think Rula. She's hard to read, and I'm gonna need more episodes before I tell my theory. But the one thing I'm trying to think is are you building a case for yourself?

00:35:38
Speaker 3: Right? Like maybe behind the scenes, she's just getting everything in order.

00:35:44
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have no idea, but.

00:35:49
Speaker 3: I do find it very very telling that his reactions are always too flee.

00:35:59
Speaker 2: It's never to confront.

00:36:01
Speaker 3: It's never get her on the phone right now, it's never let me see that, let me look at that.

00:36:05
Speaker 2: It's never. Whatever, it's I'm not doing this in camera. Let's go, we're leaving. That's old. He said that the photo that the mistress posted was old. I mean, it's just.

00:36:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, he denied it. He denied it yet again. It was just like, no, no, no, and I love that. Who was it that said it? I think it was Joellen's husband was like, isn't there like mistress etiquette?

00:36:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, so listen, I'm gonna lot producing my shows. I learned that Monica, there is a such thing as mistress etiquette, which is I've heard married women say, keep your side, bitch in check. Oh, there's rules, like there's not all. There are some married women who know their man is cheating. They feel like, don't have her call me, you spend time with me during the holidays and all the important shit. Whatever you do or her, you do with her. But they call it respectful cheating. Respectful cheating is keep the mistress in check, and you don't have her contact me, harass me or the kids. Dad, and and yes, yes, so that Monica, you'll be surprised. That is a real thing that I have personally been told by women.

00:37:45
Speaker 3: Wow, not him knowing about mistress said a kid.

00:37:50
Speaker 2: Then oh they did have aes.

00:37:56
Speaker 1: Okay, And let's be clear, don't his sister did have a man, her husband.

00:38:00
Speaker 3: First, Let's not forget he does play house with the sister and she does want his sperm.

00:38:08
Speaker 2: To have babies.

00:38:10
Speaker 3: You know what, Joellen is probably distracting from her own shit, and that's why she's going so hard for Rula.

00:38:22
Speaker 1: Let's be clear and rule a lot. If you're listening, because I know you do. First of all, Vodka last week when I posted the cliff that you and I shared, Yeah, whose sibling was the At the comments? Was it? Somebody said, I'm so and So's sister. I think it was Liz's sister.

00:38:42
Speaker 3: Oh yes, no, oh who's.

00:38:46
Speaker 2: Yes?

00:38:46
Speaker 3: I think it was.

00:38:48
Speaker 1: I need to look at it. I think they said like, this is Liz's sister and she never had a fair with Dino and were like, okay, girl, we're just we're just commenting on on the show.

00:39:02
Speaker 2: Is our anchor, honey, Yeah, not our anchor.

00:39:06
Speaker 1: I'm looking for this. I'm looking for her, right now because but I say that ship made me holler. Yes, Liz is my sister. She never ever had anything more than a friendship with Dino. And you respond to my heart.

00:39:22
Speaker 3: I was like, I.

00:39:25
Speaker 1: Like, we loveless, we love her down, we love her nowt But you raise a good point. Joe Ellen is a little bit too invested for my liking. Yeah, and me think like it's something else going on.

00:39:40
Speaker 2: I mean she's getting live.

00:39:43
Speaker 1: Like updates, yes, which is weird. Yeah. Yeah, it's in the words of Nimi is getting weird. So, like you said, Brian takes off his mic yep, and he's like, I'm out of here. And that's when Joe Ellen dropped. Obama said, no, Briant wants Rula Laed to leave him, and I just don't think she's going to. And look, they were on Watch What Happens Live Listen. I'll give Brian this. Brian showed up to watch What Happens Live set in the audience and he said that the picture that the mistress posted was a picture of his old card, not the new, not the one he drove that day. And he's like, that ain't it. And he's apologized for all this shit. I put my wife through. But trust me, it's over. And Rula sat there.

00:40:38
Speaker 2: Like this, You say, what the fuck I tell you to say, bitch, yes.

00:40:44
Speaker 1: Yes, but I'll give him this. He showed up.

00:40:49
Speaker 3: He showed up, He showed up, and he is I mean they I'm gonna step beside him.

00:40:55
Speaker 2: This is where we're at. This is where we're at. She's gonna stand beside him.

00:40:59
Speaker 3: He's gonna stand beside her no matter what has happened. And look, this mistress could be totally unhinged and she really could just be spiraling because now they're on this show.

00:41:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she could be choosing to post a yes and I didn't see it. He did say that.

00:41:17
Speaker 1: He said, because she found out they were filming, she was mad about it, and she pretty much wanted to disrupt this.

00:41:25
Speaker 2: Look, I lived that right, So one hundred percent.

00:41:30
Speaker 3: There is like a saying that's like, if you really want to find out who the people are around you, like, do something big and they will show their ass real quick.

00:41:41
Speaker 2: I have been in that same situation. They will try and destroy you. She could be posting all these old things. We don't know the story.

00:41:49
Speaker 3: Who the fuck knows? But all I know is I am tuning in. I am not missing a beat. I'm obsessed. It's so good and I'm still still on the edge of my seat. Next week's episode looks fucking amazing.

00:42:07
Speaker 2: It's giving traders vibes.

00:42:10
Speaker 3: They're going to a huge mansion in these classic cars, these beautiful classic cars. Oh, it looks like we're about to play a game of clue. Honey.

00:42:20
Speaker 2: I can't wait.

00:42:21
Speaker 3: It's gonna be so good. And yeah, this episode was another banger for sure.

00:42:26
Speaker 1: Oh it's like you said, it's another banger and I'm here for it. Roe Island girlies. You guys are killing it, killing And congrats to the ratings.

00:42:38
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I love to see that.

00:42:41
Speaker 1: Yes, super congrats of the ratings, Monica. I love you next Monday. And in the meantime, Briant, keep your pants zipped up. Okay, stop doing like that.

00:42:55
Speaker 4: Period love you, Bye bye.

00:43:02
Speaker 1: Reality with the King is executive produced by me Carlos King, produced by Lizzie Nimitz, and a partnership with The Lack Effect Network. You can also find us on my YouTube channel at the Carlos King Underscore