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<v Speaker 1>Damn Boys back sound Welcome to the podcast the episode
<v Speaker 1>number two hundred and seventy one.
<v Speaker 2>We return one more time every one for Friday Night
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown September thirtieth, two thousand and four.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, I mean this is a road about I
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say, word go Home to No Mercy and uh,
<v Speaker 1>I mean a lot happens on this one, so much shot.
<v Speaker 1>It's better that we just wait to tell you what
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<v Speaker 1>it happens. But yeah, this is to go Home to
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<v Speaker 1>I mean a historic number like two seventy one. We've
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<v Speaker 2>All right, now it's time to get into SmackDown. So
<v Speaker 2>Timber thirty, two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>And four, y'all like that unidentified day of the week.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, come on, guys. So so Timber thirty,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and four is an interesting day because Maackdown's
<v Speaker 2>on and ain't nobody watching this shysday.
<v Speaker 1>That's what James said. I did say Thursday. Man did
<v Speaker 1>say Thursday. I mean, like I wasn't watching anymore SmackDown
<v Speaker 1>at this point.
<v Speaker 2>I was probably still I was watching a little bit.
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you this, I wasn't.
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't much of a raw guy for whatever reason
<v Speaker 1>during this era, Like I think SmackDown kind of caught me,
<v Speaker 1>like Ray was getting his push and like.
<v Speaker 2>They were doing.
<v Speaker 1>I specifically remember them doing this JBL taker feud, and
<v Speaker 1>I remember I wasn't watching because I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 1>that sounds boring. But I remember reading that Kangaro and
<v Speaker 1>Viscerer came back, so I did tune in that week
<v Speaker 1>and then I was done when they killed them, and
<v Speaker 1>that is here. I mean they reference that here. But
<v Speaker 1>before we get into the SmackDown, of course, let's take
<v Speaker 1>a look at a little look at what was going
<v Speaker 1>on in the Water Wrestling sign with the Wrestling Observer newsletter.
<v Speaker 1>We already okay, so disclosure here. We watched the SmackDown
<v Speaker 1>just before this one, which was the kurd angle shooting
<v Speaker 1>Big Show with a Tranquilizer Dart episode. So if you
<v Speaker 1>want more observers from this era, go back and check
<v Speaker 1>that out seeing the archives.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, that's always wet. We never mentioned that,
<v Speaker 2>which is you know, whatever, but like a lot of
<v Speaker 2>people don't mention it. When he got shot with the
<v Speaker 2>train gun, that's where Big Show's hair got shaved off.
<v Speaker 1>That's when he was bulk and he needed it really big.
<v Speaker 1>Kurt Angle did a fucking favor, they did. He looked
<v Speaker 1>completely insane. But I do have a couple of things
<v Speaker 1>here from The Observer, October eleventh, two thousand and four.
<v Speaker 1>This is a big one here, gentlemen. The locker room
<v Speaker 1>unrest in Teena exploded again on September twenty, altercation involving
<v Speaker 1>Kid Cash and the Naturals and frustration over the company
<v Speaker 1>seeming to be going nowhere. Kid Cash is back in
<v Speaker 1>the doghouse after the latest explosion. Not this show, just
<v Speaker 1>an actual explosion which ended up involving the Naturals and Abyss.
<v Speaker 1>It started when Cash was yelling at Andy Douglas over
<v Speaker 1>getting stabbed in the leg a few nights earlier. There
<v Speaker 1>is okay, hear me out here for this story because
<v Speaker 1>this is ridiculous, So Johnny Devine posted on his website
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Divine Website. People are reading in two thousand for you,
<v Speaker 1>But I know James was on there for sure, no
<v Speaker 1>fucking way, you know what maybe he did? Because was
<v Speaker 1>that you what I was talking about with Tony on
<v Speaker 1>the way to Super Battle, Like I think this era
<v Speaker 1>was where everyone was making a fan site, because there'd
<v Speaker 1>be an official site that would link to the fan sites.
<v Speaker 1>Like Chris Jericho had a main site. Yeah, well LinkedIn
<v Speaker 1>y t J sexy Man at GeoCities dot com and
<v Speaker 1>it would always link to fan site. So maybe there
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a one fan site. Maybe it was run by
<v Speaker 1>James Dardell. I mean, there's a chess Johnny Divine posted
<v Speaker 1>on his website. He's out of the hospital and we'll
<v Speaker 1>probably be returning to Canada, he said. He and Andy
<v Speaker 1>Douglas were leaving the Mixed Factory nightclub in Nashville late
<v Speaker 1>on September twenty fifth to head to another club. A
<v Speaker 1>car full of guys started hassling them from another car.
<v Speaker 1>Douglas and Vine started yelling back at them. The wrestlers
<v Speaker 1>tried to lose them, but ended up cornered in a
<v Speaker 1>parking lot. Levine said the two wrestlers were beating up
<v Speaker 1>the four guys until one guy pulled a knife and
<v Speaker 1>stabbed both of them. Douglas was still hurting on September
<v Speaker 1>twenty eighth, and Kid Cash verbally berated him, calling him
<v Speaker 1>a skinny punk and telling him to get on the
<v Speaker 1>juice so he could gain some weight, and then he
<v Speaker 1>beat his ass Stevens. I mean, what a threat. You
<v Speaker 1>should get bigger so I can kick your eads.
<v Speaker 2>It takes some time, get some muscle, come back and
<v Speaker 2>get your ass to by me.
<v Speaker 1>Well that's fucking say Chase Stevens. Andy Douglas tag partner
<v Speaker 1>got involved, and Cash started screaming about how they didn't
<v Speaker 1>deserve the push they were getting and made allegations regarding
<v Speaker 1>how they got their push. It doesn't say what that
<v Speaker 1>was here. The two nearly got into it, except Conan
<v Speaker 1>and Monny Brown pulled them apart.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this entire story is just from Conan.
<v Speaker 2>This entire thing is just from Conan.
<v Speaker 4>Is Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Jesus fucker wrote this all in. That's nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's a great catch. I didn't even think of that.
<v Speaker 4>Wow.
<v Speaker 1>That's right. He is the guy that goes denouncer with
<v Speaker 1>all this shit. We've been over this too. Wow. Bob
<v Speaker 1>Ryder came out and Kid Cash went off on him,
<v Speaker 1>saying that this was a problem among the boys and
<v Speaker 1>he should stay out of it. He started saying that
<v Speaker 1>Ryder can't bully him like he bullies everyone else, saying
<v Speaker 1>that you have no options because there is nowhere else
<v Speaker 1>to go, because there is someone somewhere he can go.
<v Speaker 1>Abyston came out to calm Kid Cash down. They were boys,
<v Speaker 1>you know, he was in the geen vets, particularly since
<v Speaker 1>he's been mouthing off at Ryder. Cash actually tried to
<v Speaker 1>fight Abyss, since Abyss is at least a foot taller
<v Speaker 1>and more than one hundred pounds heavier. Abyss reportedly grabbed
<v Speaker 1>him and held him on the ground and neutralized Cash
<v Speaker 1>until others pulled him apart. So things are good, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like for Kid Cash, things were always good in TNA,
<v Speaker 1>which no one has off with the Kid Cash t
<v Speaker 1>and A controversies as much as Dead Luck. I don't think.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, no one's talked about kick Cash as
<v Speaker 2>much as us.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think either, I will say, unless I have
<v Speaker 1>any other reason to not. I like Kid Cash and
<v Speaker 1>I always enjoyed his work.
<v Speaker 2>Hey man, he had a fun TNA angle where he
<v Speaker 2>was a grizzled.
<v Speaker 1>Vet and I liked him as one half of the
<v Speaker 1>pit bulls of course. Yeah, and he was an sb
<v Speaker 1>R O seven.
<v Speaker 2>I you know, I've Jamie Nobles thoughts of the pit bulls.
<v Speaker 2>I'd love to hear Kick Cash thoughts.
<v Speaker 1>What is Jamie Nobles thoughts on the pit bulls. He
<v Speaker 1>thinks that they got more of a chance. They would
<v Speaker 1>have been the top act on SmackDown. That might not
<v Speaker 1>be wrong. If the pit bulls came around during the
<v Speaker 1>Hayman era, I bet they would have a lot better show.
<v Speaker 2>They're probably facing the heart Throbs.
<v Speaker 1>Or whatever it was smack Down. So it was definitely
<v Speaker 1>the Gemini.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, what are you talking about. I
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't nobody would that.
<v Speaker 3>James, he saw that.
<v Speaker 1>Romeo Antonio they were on wrong.
<v Speaker 2>Kick Cash would beat both their asses at the same time.
<v Speaker 1>But if they got on gas, maybe.
<v Speaker 2>A little bigger and try again.
<v Speaker 1>Bitch on, you know, the gem and either of the
<v Speaker 1>Shane Twins, the Dicks, the Johnson's all right, the fat
<v Speaker 1>x Off guys, all right, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know you know those guys. I'm just not interested in
<v Speaker 2>talking about him.
<v Speaker 1>Oh did Jay said he was soon to watch this
<v Speaker 1>episodes coming up? Did more TNA news Vince Russo even
<v Speaker 1>notice after seeing his portrayal in Jerry Jared's book, and
<v Speaker 1>theatrically will be done after November seventh. It was no secret.
<v Speaker 1>Russo was frustrated at his lack of input, although publicly
<v Speaker 1>he acted as if he didn't care and whatever happened
<v Speaker 1>in wrestling he was fine with. He felt at the
<v Speaker 1>meetings that he was involved in, they didn't listen to him.
<v Speaker 1>He and Dutch Mantel were philosophically different, and when he'd
<v Speaker 1>bring up his success, they'd bring up his failures. So
<v Speaker 1>Vince Russo, as of now, he's leaving the TNA.
<v Speaker 3>He's gone forever. He'll never be back, right, he'll never.
<v Speaker 1>Be back and never fucking calls him to have any issues.
<v Speaker 1>Was like, uh, speaking of Jamie Noble by the way,
<v Speaker 1>James w W fired him. No, Jamie Noble was fired
<v Speaker 1>for disciplinary reason. Easy for me to say, having nothing
<v Speaker 1>to do with being small or not thinking he's talented.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who. Sorry, I thought I put in
<v Speaker 1>my own thoughts. Meltzer says that, and he says he
<v Speaker 1>suffered an infection on his This is what he wrote.
<v Speaker 1>He suffered an infection on his ass cheek, and when
<v Speaker 1>the company got the doctor's report on it, they discovered
<v Speaker 1>something where they felt that no choice but to let
<v Speaker 1>him go. What the fuck does that mean?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Heled like an alien's.
<v Speaker 3>Right in his ass, right injecting, like a needle left over.
<v Speaker 2>In his ass, Like he just walked through the doctor
<v Speaker 2>with a needle in his ass, not like an injection site,
<v Speaker 2>but like an actual needle. Just we felt this needle
<v Speaker 2>in your ass. B you gotta go on, dude, fucking
<v Speaker 2>my band. I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking crazy, man.
<v Speaker 3>Why did doctor Richardson would snitch on?
<v Speaker 2>He was the doctor at the time.
<v Speaker 1>Should have went to a frocktologist when he needed checks.
<v Speaker 1>Ask Jesus, I'm gonna fire Tony after I check it.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus's pool on him. It's not It's not because he
<v Speaker 1>was small or shitty wrestlers.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't imagine reading that like, hey, we gotta let
<v Speaker 2>you go. You know, it's just fucking just time. You know,
<v Speaker 2>you've been here for a while, trying to do something new,
<v Speaker 2>all right, So it definitely also wasn't because you're smaller shitty,
<v Speaker 2>as I promise you hadn't. I wasn't. I wasn't worried.
<v Speaker 1>Actually said, you don't suck and you're not small. We
<v Speaker 1>just gotta let you go.
<v Speaker 2>Who said that.
<v Speaker 3>You're not a trouble worker.
<v Speaker 1>Nobody saying that. Nobody that's real weird anyway, Good luck
<v Speaker 1>with your ass cheeks.
<v Speaker 2>What's that mean?
<v Speaker 1>Hello? Yeah, yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go fucking
<v Speaker 1>fire everybody else. Now, all right, what coconan.
<v Speaker 2>Scoops?
<v Speaker 1>When I was time to talk about a great fucking
<v Speaker 1>show that I loved, Smackedown two thousand and four.
<v Speaker 2>And it was on Thursday. All right, so we get
<v Speaker 2>into the SmackDown. We start things off here with a
<v Speaker 2>memorial of a Big boss Man who recently passed away
<v Speaker 2>here September two thousand and four.
<v Speaker 1>That fucking sucks, man. I think the Big boss Man is.
<v Speaker 2>Awesome, Yeah, for sure. I mean he had a lot
<v Speaker 2>of legendary stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I always also thought it was Big boss Man. One
<v Speaker 1>word it is not.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was boss Man, Big boss Man, big Bubba
<v Speaker 2>Big might have been his real first name. He always
<v Speaker 2>got that part. That's a good fucking name, you.
<v Speaker 1>Know what, You're right?
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was boss man is one word boss man?
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, yeah, yeah, James, I thought it was bossman.
<v Speaker 3>I just wrote it out there. A boss man is
<v Speaker 3>one word, it's not.
<v Speaker 1>Uh. One of his final match his final matches were
<v Speaker 1>in i w A Japan, where he competed in a
<v Speaker 1>tournament for the vacant i w A World Heavyweight title.
<v Speaker 1>He made it to the finals by beating Freddy Krueger.
<v Speaker 1>D this can't be right. That's awesome. He missed the final,
<v Speaker 1>defeating Freddy Krueger before losing it to Jim Duggan. What
<v Speaker 1>the fuck this is?
<v Speaker 4>Wow?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is awesome. Freddy Kruger and Jim Dugan. Whatever
<v Speaker 2>the hell of a few months territory?
<v Speaker 1>You tell me, you tell me you didn't book this?
<v Speaker 2>It would have been awesome. It would have been big
<v Speaker 2>Bubba Rogers too all.
<v Speaker 1>One word man, man, yeah, man, he was fucking sweet
<v Speaker 1>osman slam. I funk with that.
<v Speaker 2>So we get the SmackDown intro for two thousand and
<v Speaker 2>four here.
<v Speaker 1>And I won't be dude, I don't know what it says.
<v Speaker 2>That's just I don't know that's right, I think.
<v Speaker 1>But this So this is the first time they play
<v Speaker 1>Rise Up with lyrics?
<v Speaker 2>Oh really? Okay?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>So the week before this it's Rise Up just instrumental.
<v Speaker 1>Uh so this is the first Rise Up with the
<v Speaker 1>drowning pool portion of it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's prey. The intro seemed kind of different.
<v Speaker 3>Has it always been like it felt like a weird
<v Speaker 3>intro or maybe I was just remembering Ito itself.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it just felt like it definitely changes a lot.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, luther from this thing, I.
<v Speaker 3>Don't remember Undertaker coming like right at the screen like
<v Speaker 3>that at the beginning.
<v Speaker 1>You remember that part.
<v Speaker 2>I remember him being there, but I don't remember like
<v Speaker 2>floating towards the screen.
<v Speaker 3>But maybe he did all the time, and I just
<v Speaker 3>have a Mendela effect or something.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, I mean, thinking about.
<v Speaker 1>It, do you remember Jason Voorhies with the chainsaw? He
<v Speaker 1>probably forgot a lot of time.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, of course, Yeah, Yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember that too myself.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean of course. Yeah. Lutheran's doing his finisher
<v Speaker 1>all yeah, man, and then Orlando and Jordan doing that
<v Speaker 1>neck breaker all yeah man, and then every flip possible.
<v Speaker 1>Lutherans has never seen this guy wrestle bought. Just keep
<v Speaker 1>that mine.
<v Speaker 2>I hope that Orlando Jordan makes it to the Arena's
<v Speaker 2>night and everything's like that.
<v Speaker 1>I hope he actually stays home and doesn't have to
<v Speaker 1>partake in this show.
<v Speaker 2>So we start with a Kurt Angle Town Hall Kurt
<v Speaker 2>Angle comes out here in a very relaxed fitting suit
<v Speaker 2>to talk about shooting big show with a trank.
<v Speaker 1>Dark Kurt says that he won Olympic gold medal. Of course,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you guys knew that he broke
<v Speaker 1>his neck. Yeah one on cold metal cool.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you got to talk about it like it's
<v Speaker 2>just one of those things you have to get out
<v Speaker 2>the way.
<v Speaker 1>When you do that. Yeah, that's fine side joke that
<v Speaker 1>no one would get. I'll tell you about it later,
<v Speaker 1>and that won't be Just as I promised to win
<v Speaker 1>the w W title and win the Olympic gold medal,
<v Speaker 1>I promised to provide a SmackDown moment last week, the
<v Speaker 1>likes of which never has been seen before. And just
<v Speaker 1>like every promise I made, I delivered. Then they show
<v Speaker 1>a recap video package style not even like the clip
<v Speaker 1>like Kurd Angle had this put together, which is funny
<v Speaker 1>as shit of what happened last week.
<v Speaker 2>So if you I love this video package, it's very good.
<v Speaker 1>This slow mode part is so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 4>It is funny.
<v Speaker 1>I was a tag match, uh, and then Kurt, at
<v Speaker 1>the end of the match went outside and pulled that tranquilizer.
<v Speaker 1>Dark case out from under the announced table that was
<v Speaker 1>just there all night, and Big Show goes the double
<v Speaker 1>choke slam Mark Jindrak and Luther Rains who are Kurt
<v Speaker 1>Angle's boys. I know this all sounds confusing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it just brought in Mark Jindrak for this, by
<v Speaker 2>the way.
<v Speaker 1>Like they brought it for and then Kurd Angle shoots
<v Speaker 1>goddamn the Big Show with his dart gin drag comes
<v Speaker 1>out with scissors and clippers, and then we go slow
<v Speaker 1>motion and Kurt Angle says.
<v Speaker 4>Time for a new air because this field.
<v Speaker 2>Sevy dial.
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like the hold talk boy thing. You know,
<v Speaker 3>I'm home.
<v Speaker 4>Time for New York.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, it's gotta be fired up for mercy.
<v Speaker 4>This feel you hung.
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like Big Show. I'm hungry and it's.
<v Speaker 1>Our Big Show, so we're back, and Kurt says, listen,
<v Speaker 1>you brought this on yourself, Big Show. You can't just
<v Speaker 1>throw somebody off a balcony and get away with it.
<v Speaker 1>Shout that's it up, Yeah, you know what.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking fair.
<v Speaker 1>Peter griffinstyle with the blood coming out the back of
<v Speaker 1>his head. How did he survive? I actually don't understand that,
<v Speaker 1>but he did, and Kurt says, I did what everyone
<v Speaker 1>here has dreamed about doing, And I said, that's.
<v Speaker 2>Right, drank darting the big show and shave his head.
<v Speaker 1>I've always wanted to drink a big fat guy. I
<v Speaker 1>was lined up out UF trying to shoot goddamn earthquake
<v Speaker 1>with a drink dart. Once he got his car, stop
<v Speaker 1>that man, oo the car.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, w X fred Aman in the car slow replay awesome.
<v Speaker 4>I can't get out.
<v Speaker 1>Why does every slow motion thing always have an awe
<v Speaker 1>in it.
<v Speaker 4>The first.
<v Speaker 1>Right off?
<v Speaker 2>But taking up big ass subway to it's like would
<v Speaker 2>have been like, wa, I'm stuck here for a while.
<v Speaker 1>Wit it.
<v Speaker 3>He's gotta do like Credigle style though with the case.
<v Speaker 2>He opens the case. O, God, aren't the latches too big? Lashes?
<v Speaker 1>That would have been the funniest wrestling segment of all
<v Speaker 1>fucking time. Man, you guys gotta check out our w
<v Speaker 1>X overview if you have it. I mean, that's just legendary.
<v Speaker 2>It was fun. It was very fun.
<v Speaker 1>So Kurt's saying, he took down the big bad bully.
<v Speaker 1>He took out who took out an entire roster, and
<v Speaker 1>I humiliated him like he's never been humiliated before. And
<v Speaker 1>all of you that would like to express your admiration,
<v Speaker 1>please feel for you to do so now. Boom.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I'm guessing they were just putting in a
<v Speaker 2>bunch of booze here in this segment. And because Angele
<v Speaker 2>was basically just asking for them to boot please, I'll.
<v Speaker 1>Getting for heat.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, anybody would use him heat.
<v Speaker 2>Anyways, I got these two guys the rains and Margin.
<v Speaker 1>He must have known that the reactions were about to
<v Speaker 1>drop drastically, Jims, because I've selected two people to mold
<v Speaker 1>in my image and who will be in my corner
<v Speaker 1>in no mercy Lutherans and Mark Jindrak.
<v Speaker 2>And I said, these guys are two bad guys, so
<v Speaker 2>you will booth them when they come.
<v Speaker 1>Out, please hate them, and you you know what, We'll
<v Speaker 1>make sure you remember that they were in the Angle
<v Speaker 1>last week because they're going to come out with zip
<v Speaker 1>blocks full of Big Show's hair for some reason.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Michael, what that is?
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what that is?
<v Speaker 2>What is that Michael Cole tells us that these two
<v Speaker 2>guys have been groomed into the image of kerr Angle
<v Speaker 2>and then it cuts over and you just look at
<v Speaker 2>Luther Reins and Mark Jenderrack. They're seven foot tall. His
<v Speaker 2>throat got slit, fucking got killed in prison.
<v Speaker 4>He's back.
<v Speaker 2>Mark Jindrak says pussy when he's fucking around with Triple
<v Speaker 2>Ah didn't like it.
<v Speaker 1>He gots fired.
<v Speaker 2>These are very kur Angle esque guys here.
<v Speaker 1>So uh, Lutherans and Mark Jindrack come out here, big
<v Speaker 1>ass suits on. They pick up Kurt like they're celebrating,
<v Speaker 1>like you just want a title, while holding up locks
<v Speaker 1>of Big Show's hair in a ziplog bag. This doesn't
<v Speaker 1>come to play for the rest of the show. I
<v Speaker 1>guess they just needed you to know that they did.
<v Speaker 1>Does anyone want to give us.
<v Speaker 2>Some heat tonight?
<v Speaker 1>So please please heat?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jin dragger rains go on his shoulders and I
<v Speaker 2>swear to god. Taz had another can line where he
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, it's like he won the
<v Speaker 2>gold medal again.
<v Speaker 1>They do that a lot here. There's one actually later
<v Speaker 1>that is so unbelievable that they even took the time
<v Speaker 1>to put it in that it had me die laugh
<v Speaker 1>And I'll get into it later, but you know, the
<v Speaker 1>Macmulian Tad Teddy Long comes out and he's I mean,
<v Speaker 1>what a walk on this guy. Dude, this is a beast.
<v Speaker 2>There's four of the biggest suits I've ever seen in
<v Speaker 2>this segment. Everyone is wearing suits.
<v Speaker 1>Big and tall.
<v Speaker 4>None of this.
<v Speaker 1>They only had a big and tall met them. They
<v Speaker 1>all want to get suits.
<v Speaker 2>This is two thousand and four corps.
<v Speaker 4>Dude.
<v Speaker 2>No one in this segment like should be wearing a
<v Speaker 2>suit except for Teddy.
<v Speaker 1>Like.
<v Speaker 2>This is the most unseerious angle of all time. He
<v Speaker 2>shot Big Show in the back of the trenk Dar
<v Speaker 2>and then shaved his head.
<v Speaker 1>Never wearing suits an evolution suit shopping because Mark Jin
<v Speaker 1>Drag already had on leftovers.
<v Speaker 2>It is the same one he war in the fucking thing.
<v Speaker 1>I think it is. You're right, Holy shit, we gotta
<v Speaker 1>get some use out of this one in room.
<v Speaker 2>Make sure you bring your suits. Yeah, no problem, that's
<v Speaker 2>the one.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Teddy says, you like to talk a lot of
<v Speaker 1>trash when the Big Show is not here. That was
<v Speaker 1>the biggest boo of the night that Big Show was
<v Speaker 1>in here. He's over, brother, he said, I want to
<v Speaker 1>correct something for you.
<v Speaker 4>Play it.
<v Speaker 1>I know the Big Show threw you off a balcony. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>I think I knew that, And I know the last
<v Speaker 1>week you knocked out the Big Show and you shaved
<v Speaker 1>his head. Well, that tells me, Kurt is that you're
<v Speaker 1>all tied up now. I mean, like you think those
<v Speaker 1>are even.
<v Speaker 2>This only makes sense to wrestling fans, like if anyone
<v Speaker 2>else watched this, they'd be like, what the fuck are
<v Speaker 2>we even looking at here? So you got thrown off
<v Speaker 2>a balcony and died and then you shot him with
<v Speaker 2>a trank dart, seems like we got to do a match.
<v Speaker 1>This sets up our one on one singles match the favor.
<v Speaker 1>As a wrestling fan, we're all like, yeah, you know what,
<v Speaker 1>they are tied up to see the rubber here. This
<v Speaker 1>is how I want to see, not murder or I
<v Speaker 1>need I need an Olympic Slam. The Jokes gonna take
<v Speaker 1>the choke slam showstopper, and Teddy says Mark Jendrek and
<v Speaker 1>Luther Reens will not be in your corner at No
<v Speaker 1>Mersey and if they or anyone else interferes, then they
<v Speaker 1>will be fired. And at No Mercy it's gonna be
<v Speaker 1>the gold medal tyrant against the bald, angry Giant. Oh yeah, Kurt,
<v Speaker 1>It's true And it's gonna go down on pay per view,
<v Speaker 1>And I only got one thing to say to you.
<v Speaker 1>Play it is Halla, Halla, hallelujah.
<v Speaker 4>Play.
<v Speaker 1>This must have been the first iteration of this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't remember the halahaala hallelujah No, but I'm
<v Speaker 2>that's like, that's like super rare. You guys gotta collect this,
<v Speaker 2>why you can?
<v Speaker 1>I fucking love Teddy Long though. What a great general manager.
<v Speaker 4>I love. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like because it's usually the opposite, right that
<v Speaker 2>the manager is always the heel or something, but like
<v Speaker 2>having someone like that. He was so like charismatic. He
<v Speaker 2>was just a it's just a fun dude.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>I know when he came out that justice was gonna
<v Speaker 1>be fucking served. He didn't fuck with these dudes at all.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought in my head, like I was looking
<v Speaker 2>at this and laughing because like, all I'm seeing is
<v Speaker 2>this doesn't happen. But in my head Teddy's doing the
<v Speaker 2>fucking one legged jump thing with him, and it's just
<v Speaker 2>cutting in between like the three craziest dudes and suits
<v Speaker 2>and Teddy on the stage doing the little dance. So
<v Speaker 2>it shows a graphic for jin Drack and Rains versus
<v Speaker 2>Eddie Guerrero and a mystery partner tonight.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know when they announced this here that this
<v Speaker 1>was the main event, so I was I was like,
<v Speaker 1>oh good, that'll be done here early. So I don't
<v Speaker 1>know if you like noticed this, but the mystery vacant
<v Speaker 1>partner had a moving graphic. He did have a moving graphic,
<v Speaker 1>and I swore it was Matt Morgan. The idea of
<v Speaker 1>a vacant placeholder having a graphic that moves, that moves nuts,
<v Speaker 1>I legit.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I've ever seen that. That was
<v Speaker 2>pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>You know what, I don't know if I have either.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many mystery opponent things that we're
<v Speaker 1>doing in this era.
<v Speaker 2>Though, Yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 1>SmackDown is brought to you by Burger King, get those burgers,
<v Speaker 1>Friday Night Lights on a Friday, and Xbox.
<v Speaker 2>It's a box with an X.
<v Speaker 1>On it, the whole box, the X All right, it's
<v Speaker 1>not a bad lineup Friday. What's Friday Night Lights? Is
<v Speaker 1>that a movie?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>That's a movie right there.
<v Speaker 1>That is yah, it is a football movie.
<v Speaker 2>That's right.
<v Speaker 4>Oh what the movie is.
<v Speaker 2>You sure you haven't seen it? So next up we
<v Speaker 2>have Charlie hawsen Rico with Miss Jackie and they are
<v Speaker 2>facing the Dudley's, not the Dudley Boys.
<v Speaker 1>The Yeah, I wrote the Dudley Boys, but you're right,
<v Speaker 1>they are just the Dudley's why.
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. They're
<v Speaker 2>not the boys anymore.
<v Speaker 1>Dudley men.
<v Speaker 2>They're just like co workers.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they're also U pussies here because Spike Dudley's in
<v Speaker 1>charge of them. We find out again later.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this match is nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Don Marie comes out for commentary here as a reminder
<v Speaker 1>to us. Of course, last week there was the first
<v Speaker 1>ever tag team schoolgirl matchup between May and Mula versus
<v Speaker 1>Don Marie and Tory Wilson. May and Mula get the win.
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember if that was the stinky pussy spot
<v Speaker 1>or not, if you guys recall that, No, I do not.
<v Speaker 1>It was a spot that they did where like Mulla
<v Speaker 1>went for like a did a sunset or May maybe
<v Speaker 1>did a sunset flip and the ref went for the count,
<v Speaker 1>but her pussy smelled so bad that he couldn't count it.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I do, I do remember. I don't remember us
<v Speaker 2>talking about it.
<v Speaker 1>We definitely there's no way that outside of this show,
<v Speaker 1>I have that knowledge. There's no fucking way. Don Marie
<v Speaker 1>says that she got hot scoop this weekend and that
<v Speaker 1>Jackie and Charlie Hass are engaged, and.
<v Speaker 2>Tess says it out, what the fuck really?
<v Speaker 1>So Charlie Hawk kisses Jackie on the stomach when he
<v Speaker 1>gets into the ring, and Don Maurice says, oh, Charlie,
<v Speaker 1>don't make me jealous, and what are you talking about?
<v Speaker 1>And Don says, well, Charlie did that to me last night,
<v Speaker 1>and Cole says, what are you talking about?
<v Speaker 2>All right? So Rico and Charlie Hassey are they're a
<v Speaker 2>tag team on the up and up. They get the
<v Speaker 2>longest entrance ever. It rivals the Undertaker's entrance.
<v Speaker 1>On how long they get long?
<v Speaker 2>He said, Don Marie could keep talking and talking and
<v Speaker 2>talking get the angle.
<v Speaker 1>Over of course.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So two thousand and four, w W E.
<v Speaker 1>Dudley's I knew we were gonna get in this fucking match,
<v Speaker 1>and man, they're saying checked out.
<v Speaker 2>They go right into it, dude, they're unbelievably checked out.
<v Speaker 1>Like Bubba's not even wearing gear, Yeah, he's just wearing
<v Speaker 1>a shirt and just tucking hanging out. At least Devon
<v Speaker 1>has the goddamn yellow camo like Buba's just wearing bullshit
<v Speaker 1>Barba with the necklace. Yeah, what the fuck? Taz is
<v Speaker 1>trying to get this angle over on commentary, but he's
<v Speaker 1>like kind of flustered, so he says, so basically, Charlie
<v Speaker 1>and Jagg, you're engaged with you and Charlie got some
<v Speaker 1>tom foolery going on up and Don says, yeah, we're
<v Speaker 1>just playing and tests like that box Sho ship Man.
<v Speaker 1>We get into the match here and Rico tries to
<v Speaker 1>fuck Bubba Ray and the ass immediately. I mean, like
<v Speaker 1>that's all this is. That is all this is his
<v Speaker 1>Rico sucking a cock ord fucking ass.
<v Speaker 2>That says Bubba looks or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>And then Dahn says, last night, Charlie wasn't perplexed at all.
<v Speaker 1>I told him all over to that card game.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I imagine the gathering of the room like I
<v Speaker 2>thought you were talking about.
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were fucking So then Divon is tagged in.
<v Speaker 1>He does standing switch to Rico, Rico bends over in
<v Speaker 1>front of him for him to fuck his ass. Then
<v Speaker 1>Divo Divon pushes him off and Rico lands face first
<v Speaker 1>in Bubba's crotch in the corner to suck is God.
<v Speaker 1>And then this is unbelievable. This is dubbed commentary that
<v Speaker 1>they forced into here. It's so at a fucking place
<v Speaker 1>I was died laughing. So Rico's fucking got his face
<v Speaker 1>of Bubba's crotch in the corner and out of nowhere.
<v Speaker 1>Michael Cole goes, Rico's different. It's unique, psychological warfare, so
<v Speaker 1>to speak, psychological warfare. He's him. He just wants to
<v Speaker 1>fut him cook.
<v Speaker 2>I'm start of like WB's gold dust.
<v Speaker 1>So right after Michael Cole says that Rico bends Devon
<v Speaker 1>over and snags, and then Rico's controller gets sucked up
<v Speaker 1>because he tries to hit every rope for some reason.
<v Speaker 1>And then he runs a Bubba and Bubba gloms Xbox.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I mean, I mean, this is a lot
<v Speaker 1>to take it.
<v Speaker 2>Like don mariez it like stopped talking, says she.
<v Speaker 3>Got talking the entire times.
<v Speaker 2>I would like to have sex with trolly ass. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>would you like playing Xbox?
<v Speaker 1>Hey? What the hell has gone? You know, Rico's a
<v Speaker 1>little different, hut, guys, Ye Charlie os is lost way
<v Speaker 1>on TV on.
<v Speaker 2>Are you text boss? Check it out?
<v Speaker 1>Bro? Rico's fucking with his ass?
<v Speaker 4>Did that to me?
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 2>I'm super well watching this match, I'm like, well, that's
<v Speaker 2>a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, it's a lot, man, so uh don.
<v Speaker 2>Marie goes to check on Charlie hass and Jackie's punks
<v Speaker 2>are out ringside that you got punked out. Huh, I
<v Speaker 2>do get punked out? It look like you got punked out.
<v Speaker 1>Cole starts laughing so loud as.
<v Speaker 2>She punked you out. I like to imagine that's in post.
<v Speaker 1>Colon says, well, Jackie is the one with the big
<v Speaker 1>diamond ring on her finger, and Dahn says, well, I
<v Speaker 1>have something a lot bigger than hers, and Test says
<v Speaker 1>you got bigger, something bigger than Charlie. No no, and
<v Speaker 1>Dahn says you want me to show you? And testays no, no, no,
<v Speaker 1>not out here. Cole is underage anyway. Rico's going Charlie
<v Speaker 1>as hot tag goes for a note look cross body,
<v Speaker 1>but Defon was not up, so he just fucking steam
<v Speaker 1>rolls him with double A. Devon's on a knee and
<v Speaker 1>Charlie has jumps back and regrets everything in head buds
<v Speaker 1>Devon's fucking head. I don't understand what's going on. Charlie
<v Speaker 1>hit a bunch of moves by the way, like an
<v Speaker 1>exploder and a German, and Don's like, oh, he did
<v Speaker 1>that to me last night, And Test is like, what, like,
<v Speaker 1>gave you a souplex, brun.
<v Speaker 4>I give you that?
<v Speaker 1>Throws a shoe at Jackie reside. Fuck just fucking beams
<v Speaker 1>it at her. That shit probably hurt bad. Dude full
<v Speaker 1>sends a fucking heel at the back of Jackie's head.
<v Speaker 1>Jackie turns around says, smacks the ship out of her
<v Speaker 1>big cat fighting near the commentary. Test says, it's on
<v Speaker 1>like a bullet neck boat and ship. What is fucking
<v Speaker 1>building up? Man? Fucking show down?
<v Speaker 2>Sit over with Man's get out his segment.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Charlie owes the three D and they the Dudley's win.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, this is fucking insane, man, Oh there you go,
<v Speaker 1>there's three goes different. Probably want to play Xbox, dude.
<v Speaker 2>This shit like being background for a Don Marie and
<v Speaker 2>Jackie match is like crazy.
<v Speaker 1>In fuckingsane, in fucking sane.
<v Speaker 2>We go backstage. Josh Matthews is here with John Cena,
<v Speaker 2>who is facing Booker t and No Mercy in match
<v Speaker 2>five of their best of five series for the US title.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, speaking of No Mercy real quick, just
<v Speaker 1>so you know, the match involving Dawn Marie the Dudley's
<v Speaker 1>Miss Jackie Charlie aisen Rico is the semi main of
<v Speaker 1>No Mercy.
<v Speaker 4>Wow they need that?
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't match before the last ride?
<v Speaker 4>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>Really?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's right? Is after this?
<v Speaker 2>I guess that makes sense?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, but it went eight it went nine minutes. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>See as you said, match five the best of five?
<v Speaker 1>Is that the paper view we've seen? And Booker t
<v Speaker 1>uh Sena is being interviewed backstage by Josh Matthews and
<v Speaker 1>joshays John I can't wait to hear your rap at
<v Speaker 1>No Mercy and seems he says, all you like that.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I do my thing. You're not gonna grab
<v Speaker 1>the mic because this is my business over here.
<v Speaker 2>It is not the fun business.
<v Speaker 1>I had something. I had something, but you seem like
<v Speaker 1>you're ready to go. Josh, I'm gonna do a special
<v Speaker 1>wrap for you, and Josh is really and Sina says
<v Speaker 1>hell no, and he points it out isn't that mcgully
<v Speaker 1>gulgin looking for you over there? And he pushes Josh
<v Speaker 1>out of the shot. I said, oh wow. They Sena
<v Speaker 1>is like he's right on the cusp of everyone hates you.
<v Speaker 1>I feel like coming to your try it does fucking
<v Speaker 1>feel like that. Wow, that's a great way to put that.
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly this is rock and coach.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, uh, Sina says Booker. It's been along road and
<v Speaker 1>it comes down a Sunday. One man is gonna walk
<v Speaker 1>away with nothing but a pocket full of memories, and
<v Speaker 1>one man is gonna walk away with the one thing
<v Speaker 1>You and I agree on the United States Championship. And
<v Speaker 1>you bragg that you're the five time book on the
<v Speaker 1>one time.
<v Speaker 2>That one five a bigger number than one?
<v Speaker 1>What you mean, Jode?
<v Speaker 2>I stab you?
<v Speaker 4>Fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>So we have JBL versus hardcore Holly tonight on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Wait a second, what are you doing? It's showing a
<v Speaker 1>graphic for hardcore Holly and Jeans by the way fighting JBL.
<v Speaker 1>Later and you just hear fucking Paul Haymon yelling. I
<v Speaker 1>didn't r like, what are you doing? Oh?
<v Speaker 2>We have to go out there. I don't know what's
<v Speaker 2>going on? There's a commotion.
<v Speaker 1>It cuts to Paul Haman backing down the ramp and
<v Speaker 1>he's staring up and screaming.
<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?
<v Speaker 1>Get down? Don't don't get down? Stay there. Then it
<v Speaker 1>shows howde Reke is standing on top of the SmackDown Fish,
<v Speaker 1>which is like, this is awesome. I don't know why
<v Speaker 1>this hasn't been done more.
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's been since before or after?
<v Speaker 1>Right? The only time, Tony I could be wrong?
<v Speaker 3>Someone remember any other time?
<v Speaker 1>No, because I think that's why somebody suggested this, because
<v Speaker 1>we said, like, why has no one done anything on
<v Speaker 1>the mac down fist?
<v Speaker 2>I do want to mention hide and Reich is on
<v Speaker 2>top of this fist. He stands in one position. He
<v Speaker 2>does not fucking move and that thing is shaking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>It's uh it's super light.
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah, but like wow, do a flip.
<v Speaker 1>Hayman says, you can't be up there. Then we go
<v Speaker 1>to commercial. I said, whoa what.
<v Speaker 3>The commercials?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So I gotta believe that Heider is not going
<v Speaker 1>to just jump and die.
<v Speaker 2>He has a plan. UHM doesn't know because he's not
<v Speaker 2>writing the show anymore.
<v Speaker 4>What are you doing?
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to figure out what gimmick hiding. Rek goes
<v Speaker 3>up there because I was trying to Okay, does he
<v Speaker 3>have a big chocolate bar up there?
<v Speaker 1>It's like, is he like the unveil?
<v Speaker 2>All right? Every time I think of this dude, I
<v Speaker 2>think at the chocolate bar.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Or it's like I was like, oh, he's gonna like
<v Speaker 2>pull like what he's like a road war. He's doing
<v Speaker 2>what Hawk did on the just fall off.
<v Speaker 4>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Well he like soberly went up there and was like,
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna fall off like my boy for like
<v Speaker 2>my hero.
<v Speaker 3>Because he said the elegies of Doom road Wars or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, this'll take me to the next level.
<v Speaker 1>So we're back from commercial. How do I now? How's
<v Speaker 1>a mic? I don't know if he had this the
<v Speaker 1>whole time or if this was given to him by
<v Speaker 1>a negotiator and threw it up there. Thrown says, don't worry.
<v Speaker 1>I got something I want to say tonight. Well that's good.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not worried anymore. I want all you people to
<v Speaker 1>sit down.
<v Speaker 2>Ye that sucks.
<v Speaker 1>He took all the he took all the juice out
<v Speaker 1>of this right away. He said, don't worry, No I
<v Speaker 1>should be worrying, right, that's the whole thing. I watched
<v Speaker 1>the first match. I'm pretty worried. If I'm gonna keep
<v Speaker 1>watching tonight, Falle be quiet and pay attention to Hide
<v Speaker 1>and Reke give me the respect I deserve. That's where
<v Speaker 1>background I got it. It's one of his favorite segments
<v Speaker 1>of all time. I want to share something with you
<v Speaker 1>idiots tonight, something very special, one of my master pieces.
<v Speaker 1>And he pulls out a bunch of pieces of paper.
<v Speaker 1>I said, oh, okay, this is this is just to
<v Speaker 1>do a poem thing. I guess I should have figured that,
<v Speaker 1>because like, what the fuck else was Hide and rec doing.
<v Speaker 1>But I definitely thought he was gonna like threaten to jump.
<v Speaker 1>If he didn't get like the United.
<v Speaker 3>States you get a giant chocolate bar.
<v Speaker 1>It would have been longer, dude if he said if
<v Speaker 1>he's threatened to jump, and then like everyone just kind
<v Speaker 1>of LEFTI to me, No, I mean, we gotta get
<v Speaker 1>on this show. Undertaker is gonna someone just comes out
<v Speaker 1>for the match, just sit out there the whole show.
<v Speaker 2>The fire goes off, it's way more digus.
<v Speaker 1>He accidentally falls off. It's work out great, so says
<v Speaker 1>the first thing you got to do is sit down
<v Speaker 1>and pay attention to be Yeah, we fucking get I
<v Speaker 1>want your undivided attention.
<v Speaker 3>Please please dooo me right now.
<v Speaker 1>Please please somebody somebody hiding right HeLa show.
<v Speaker 2>Ever, he talks so slow, it's like straight out of
<v Speaker 2>the w W handbook for a heel in this era.
<v Speaker 2>Like if you put this even slower, if you put
<v Speaker 2>this in two times speed, he would almost sound like
<v Speaker 2>a normal person talking.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not waiting for you, I'm starting all right, got
<v Speaker 1>taken away for my attention. Everybye, then to reight, and
<v Speaker 1>of course, gentlemen have his poem how Direct says love
<v Speaker 1>and hate are two very strong things. But none of
<v Speaker 1>you people know the pain that it could bring. But
<v Speaker 1>if you would.
<v Speaker 2>Listen, shut up and you are not listening.
<v Speaker 1>Listen to the story that I tell, and I will
<v Speaker 1>take you through from my journey noll.
<v Speaker 2>As the poem started.
<v Speaker 1>Yet listen, you're listening, you would know if it started.
<v Speaker 4>If you listen.
<v Speaker 2>Cut the mic man's off the air. Yeah, we don't
<v Speaker 2>give a fuck anyways. You can get down and told
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, we'll tear it down at the end
<v Speaker 2>of the show. Fuck out here.
<v Speaker 1>I won't even do just take the mic cut the
<v Speaker 1>mic Ah did. Don't worry so it doesn't matter. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>you're right well James, anyway, the journey start on the go. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>is this the star ja before the world destroyed and
<v Speaker 1>killed all the love I had to show? He flips
<v Speaker 1>through another paper. He has multiple pages. You're not listening,
<v Speaker 1>point thought like you said, like six words and one
<v Speaker 1>big cray he wrote in chocolate, so destroyed all the
<v Speaker 1>good I had inside and let me with anger and
<v Speaker 1>pain that I denied.
<v Speaker 3>This ship is even more to good right inside deny.
<v Speaker 1>But all that has changed for hiding right now. I
<v Speaker 1>made a promise to destroy the world and you will
<v Speaker 1>all see how and that people was a poem by
<v Speaker 1>hinden Reich. Michael Cole says, wow, and then go back
<v Speaker 1>to commentary and this is not talked about for the
<v Speaker 1>rest of the show. This didn't happen. No one is
<v Speaker 1>concerned about him getting down. They don't show like they're not.
<v Speaker 1>What they always say is how the hell did he
<v Speaker 1>get up there? Or didn't say that? They just started on.
<v Speaker 1>Taz is like, oh, you fucking fun with this? Heinrich
<v Speaker 1>gun Cale says, no fucking way that is not my guy.
<v Speaker 2>Oh it looks like Higher Rights got a polem.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They don't talk about anything about any
<v Speaker 1>danger involved here, nothing like what the fuck was this?
<v Speaker 3>All Cole says is the audience did the unthinkable. They
<v Speaker 3>made hide and RK Man knows it.
<v Speaker 2>It would have been way. He just jumped off the ship. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean whatever, I mean, just go up there and
<v Speaker 2>jump right off. No no, no, no no, it just jumps.
<v Speaker 2>They'd like to hear comes to pain physics. When he
<v Speaker 2>lands balances.
<v Speaker 4>It just gets up. Fine.
<v Speaker 1>Todd brings down a chocolate bar from behind his back,
<v Speaker 1>bounces up and down, standing there.
<v Speaker 2>Due, that's what our breads are.
<v Speaker 3>Bring a giant jacob his back and jumping off the fist.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Wow, that would have been so sick. If you
<v Speaker 2>just did Hide Rights enough like it was the RNG ran,
<v Speaker 2>we would bring out a chocolate bar standing there.
<v Speaker 1>Awesome, eat it.
<v Speaker 2>I want to know.
<v Speaker 3>I want to know how he got down for real,
<v Speaker 3>like for shoot, like how they did that?
<v Speaker 2>They get up big ladder.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, behind his share.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's definitely there's nothing genius about this. They got
<v Speaker 2>a ladder, they climbed up there and he said, whoa,
<v Speaker 2>this is kind of rickety.
<v Speaker 1>I might die. Can I get down?
<v Speaker 3>Shut them like little Nature holding the ladder? That's it
<v Speaker 3>and he's done with this giant ladder.
<v Speaker 1>Get down. I don't want to watch this anymore. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>So Michael Cole says, the crowd did the unthinkable. They
<v Speaker 1>mad him high right man, like Tony said, And then
<v Speaker 1>Tess says, oh no, what's that mean for you?
<v Speaker 2>And then Michael Cole gives him a stare. Yeah, we're
<v Speaker 2>not going to talk about that.
<v Speaker 1>Is this and it has to be after that? Then? Right? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>It is okay?
<v Speaker 1>I see, Well what is it? What does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>What does any of this fucking mean? For questions? I
<v Speaker 1>asked every Day.
<v Speaker 2>Pre tape At No Mercy, Jbl faces Undertaker in a
<v Speaker 2>Last Ride match, not to be confused with a Last
<v Speaker 2>Rights match.
<v Speaker 1>Which was better. I thought that match was fun. People
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't we have watched it? Yeah that's true. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>thought it holds up better than you think. But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>as James said, last Ride match and backstage and it's
<v Speaker 1>foggy and there's a hearse an Undertaker is standing behind it,
<v Speaker 1>and Taker says Bradshaw and no mercy this will be
<v Speaker 1>your last ride, of course, because you know that's the
<v Speaker 1>fucking concept of the match.
<v Speaker 2>That's I yeah, he named it.
<v Speaker 1>Then he opens a hearse door. There's a camera man
<v Speaker 1>inside the hearse. He's got like a lot of fucking
<v Speaker 1>tech here. Taker says, when of the last image you
<v Speaker 1>see will be me feasting on your rotting soul? What
<v Speaker 1>the hell?
<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought we were wrestling?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean what I die if I get put
<v Speaker 1>in this fucking thing. So JBL's on the match contract
<v Speaker 1>or Undertaker will literally kill him. So that's the angle here,
<v Speaker 1>James for these two is that the loser dies and
<v Speaker 1>the kurd angle. Big Show one where they tried to
<v Speaker 1>kill each other and shoot each other with guns. Is
<v Speaker 1>a singles match. People band from ringside, People bag from ringside.
<v Speaker 1>All rules on Deky's on countouts.
<v Speaker 2>On finishes, on hair off.
<v Speaker 4>Over run. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>As a Taker closes the hearse and he goes into smoke,
<v Speaker 2>the hearse rides away.
<v Speaker 3>I guess backs up like Homer Simpson in the bush.
<v Speaker 2>Just dude, while he does, he just disappears.
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>So backstage, Jbo is scared and he's looking for Orlando
<v Speaker 2>Jordan who hasn't been here today.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, JBL's Josh Matthews trying to interview JBL, and JBL says,
<v Speaker 1>where is Orlando? And Josh says, hey, hey, you heard
<v Speaker 1>the Undertaker. What is your reaction in JBL said, you
<v Speaker 1>think I'm scared? Undertaker has been every major star in
<v Speaker 1>fourteen years. Then he lists like a million people, Ultimate Warrior,
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair, Brett Hart, he retired and ended whole comedia.
<v Speaker 2>As say that, notice how gold Dust was not on
<v Speaker 2>that list.
<v Speaker 1>That's weird. Definitely not on that fucking list. That's fucking
<v Speaker 1>some real ship. You're right, that's a good point.
<v Speaker 4>Chance.
<v Speaker 1>Well, JBL says that Undertaker has never beaten him, and
<v Speaker 1>in three days sun At No Mercy, he will end
<v Speaker 1>the rain of terror known as the Undertaker. And he's
<v Speaker 1>got a plan. He's a businessman, and that plan starts tonight.
<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna send a message to the Undertaker by
<v Speaker 1>destroying and annihilating the hardcore King himself, Nick fucking Gage,
<v Speaker 1>Bob Holly, of course, And all of a sudden, Bob
<v Speaker 1>Holly runs in and gloms JBL and the fucking camera
<v Speaker 1>pans up to Bob Holly and I don't know why
<v Speaker 1>I thought that James would he said this, but Bob
<v Speaker 1>Holly looks out of him and he says, your plan
<v Speaker 1>just started. And think about was It's just your plan
<v Speaker 1>just started. Now. I'll be honest with you. I was
<v Speaker 1>a little excited for JPL and Bob Holly.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too. I already knew what we were getting.
<v Speaker 2>I was excited for it. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna hit each other.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, he called him. He refuses
<v Speaker 2>to call him hardcore Holly. He's the hardcore king, Bob Holly.
<v Speaker 2>His name is Bob Holly.
<v Speaker 1>Main plate says ardcore. Ali, they're trying to not call
<v Speaker 1>him Bob. That's fucking Bob Holly. It's been revoked. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if that works here. Come on, good idea
<v Speaker 1>to give this match some heat later though, Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>of course. I mean they're actually pushing Bob Holly at
<v Speaker 1>this time too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they pushed him on the last later, so that's true.
<v Speaker 2>Booker t versus Paul London is up next. Booker busted
<v Speaker 2>Paul London's nose open last week, and then Booker beat
<v Speaker 2>him by using their ropes.
<v Speaker 1>I like this, Yeah, Paul London attacked him after the
<v Speaker 1>match when Booker was tawning, and now he wants to
<v Speaker 1>get revenge and London's fucked you know, his nose is
<v Speaker 1>fucked up, his eyes all bruised. And they showed a
<v Speaker 1>w B dot com exclusive interview and Paul London says,
<v Speaker 1>did you see this? Do I look like a quitter
<v Speaker 1>to you? I don't quit Billy Kidman because he's doing
<v Speaker 1>an angle. Billy Kimman just keeps walking out on him.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't want to fight him or team with him.
<v Speaker 1>He says, Billy Kimmen in this position would quit and
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to get my hands on Billy Kidman
<v Speaker 1>in no mercy. I was like, oh wow, this is
<v Speaker 1>a good fucking angle.
<v Speaker 2>So Paul London of course gets with Brian Kendrick and
<v Speaker 2>they do their tag team, which is legendary, like it's
<v Speaker 2>a big deal for this error of SmackDown coming up here.
<v Speaker 2>But part of me always wonders if London just stayed
<v Speaker 2>a singles act or got more of a chance to
<v Speaker 2>be a singles act in WB, if he wouldn't have
<v Speaker 2>been a lot more successful. Sure, he's very could and
<v Speaker 2>he's a guy that I don't think ever got his
<v Speaker 2>fair shake of showing exactly how good he really was, right,
<v Speaker 2>And I feel like surprisingly like sneaky good promo.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right, I mean he anytime he had fire,
<v Speaker 1>he was a good promo. There's also a chance where
<v Speaker 1>like you know, they kill this division and then he's
<v Speaker 1>also gone. That's what I was saying, Like, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I think it worked out in the for you know,
<v Speaker 1>this is the way that I'm talking to It kind
<v Speaker 1>of feels like it's like all best case scenario, right,
<v Speaker 1>Like sure, the reality of it is if he didn't
<v Speaker 1>do the tag team, he probably just wouldn't have been
<v Speaker 1>used period and like just would have been gone to
<v Speaker 1>see what he could have done.
<v Speaker 2>The Yeah, because like he had like a lot of like.
<v Speaker 1>Pretty engaging shit in r OH and of course is
<v Speaker 1>the Elgenerico team in PWG. Like, yeah, he was spout nonsense.
<v Speaker 2>But like it was good, Like it was like I
<v Speaker 2>don't know, it drew me in, right, And like the
<v Speaker 2>promo here on Billy Kidman was really good. I think,
<v Speaker 2>like in regards to every cruiser way on that was
<v Speaker 2>on this show tonight, London was the best, Like that
<v Speaker 2>never got the shot that everyone else on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Got totally believable babyface too, Like great babyface.
<v Speaker 2>Great seller, great sell. Yeah it's great bomper, very easy
<v Speaker 2>to get behind to cool moves like he identifiable moves
<v Speaker 2>that drops out the fucking four to fifty does a
<v Speaker 2>shooter eventually. Yeah right, it just had a lot of upside.
<v Speaker 2>There was no chance in this ara WB was ever
<v Speaker 2>gonna shake out.
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad he got there though, and that you know,
<v Speaker 1>you had to do the tag team stuff, like, like
<v Speaker 1>I said.
<v Speaker 2>Him and Kendrick like that was a lot of anybody
<v Speaker 2>that played SVR. This was like a legendary team to you.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean him getting heat for the snitsky bump
<v Speaker 1>at the rumble probably says everything about how they would
<v Speaker 1>have looked at him. Sure sadly, but yeah, you're right,
<v Speaker 1>I there probably is a lot of lost time that
<v Speaker 1>we got of his in singles capacity. At least we
<v Speaker 1>got the tag stuff. But like it wasn't like a
<v Speaker 1>flourishing fucking tag division like it was them an eminem forever.
<v Speaker 2>So Booker starts on top here. Paul London of course
<v Speaker 2>fires back with the drop Salt, which is a drop
<v Speaker 2>kick where he just moons salts afterwards.
<v Speaker 1>This really really makes sense when it is cool. Booker
<v Speaker 1>takes back over with a kick. Billy Kidman is here
<v Speaker 1>looking at the top of the rams smack dun versus
<v Speaker 1>raw style. Dude, Oh my god, that's exactly what I said.
<v Speaker 1>But here comes to pain style where they just pop
<v Speaker 1>up on the stage.
<v Speaker 2>So Paul London super kicks Booker gets him real good too.
<v Speaker 2>Great superkick goes for the four fifty, but takes too
<v Speaker 2>long because Billy Kidman said they're tough with the rip.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna show him. He's gonna show him.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he is way up there. Do that now,
<v Speaker 2>Quicker beat this guy.
<v Speaker 1>It's cool because he Booker moves and then London like
<v Speaker 1>smashes his nose into the mat because his nose is broken,
<v Speaker 1>so it fucked him up. Crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Booker then hits the axe kick and wins the match.
<v Speaker 2>Bitch Booker grabs a chair to attack London, but Kidman
<v Speaker 2>runs down and takes the chair. Oh he's a babyface,
<v Speaker 2>whoa ah, But he hits him in the back of
<v Speaker 2>the chair.
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's Oh no, I thought he was gonna fucking
<v Speaker 1>brain him. It was a shot to the back but I.
<v Speaker 2>Had to say it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't wear the same way, so it's on
<v Speaker 1>the backstage. I don't think so kid not tonight. Hey,
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you should use that chardan ahead who
<v Speaker 1>would say that? Of course like that?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, we move on. We got Gin Drack in
<v Speaker 2>Rains versus Eddie and mystery partner. That's the main event tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Again just reiterating uh. And then we get a pre
<v Speaker 2>tape here Carlito Caribbean Cool is coming soon.
<v Speaker 4>On the fuck.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why, but growing up I loved Carlito.
<v Speaker 2>I think I thought I was like, this guy is
<v Speaker 2>the next world champion. I don't know why I thought that.
<v Speaker 1>I did fucking too. Me and my buddy dude, Me
<v Speaker 1>and my buddy Marcus, who I went to school with.
<v Speaker 1>He lived like around the fucking block from me. We
<v Speaker 1>would always fucking fuck with Carlito. We were super fucking
<v Speaker 1>into Carlito. And then he debuted and he wins a
<v Speaker 1>US title. I said, holy he fuck, that's my fu.
<v Speaker 2>I remarked, this dude is like the next guy. I
<v Speaker 2>was like, this is him.
<v Speaker 1>I know, why was that? You think? Just because the
<v Speaker 1>fucking Maybe that's what people thought about Razor Ramon when
<v Speaker 1>the fucking he did his from us.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's something iconic about this early Carlito stuff. Like
<v Speaker 2>it was just a really well done gimmick and a
<v Speaker 2>good time and like he had a good look and
<v Speaker 2>like it. Yeah, dude, biting an apple was spinning at people.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, holy fuck, this guy's bad.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, all right, it's not fucking cool, you're cool.
<v Speaker 4>Shit.
<v Speaker 1>His middle name is Caribbean. He had a cool little logo.
<v Speaker 1>He had a cool logo. Dude, Okay, so when he
<v Speaker 1>was Slito Caribbean cool, that's when he was the world champion.
<v Speaker 2>When he dropped the rest of it, it was just
<v Speaker 2>Carlito whatever. I agree.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I fucking totally agree. Man, Yeah, you're right, that's
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like, but dude, Dad Sina winning the Battle
<v Speaker 1>of the paper views immediately dropping it to this guy
<v Speaker 1>in his debut was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, come on, like, that's that's dope.
<v Speaker 4>Ship.
<v Speaker 1>And then they I don't know what appen, And I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if that was his fault or their fault.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it was a combination of the time.
<v Speaker 2>Now, I will talk about the reality of Carlito anytime
<v Speaker 2>I think of this, dude, I just think of Rick
<v Speaker 2>Flair dressing him down backstage? Will you leave him before
<v Speaker 2>the last bell?
<v Speaker 1>You think you're better than the Metava? I think you
<v Speaker 1>deserve this woman, You think you deserved this Carl Holy shit,
<v Speaker 1>no kidding me.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's one of the craziest like backstage dressing downs.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's an iconic segment. I'll tell you that
<v Speaker 2>I have his career. I haven't forgot it. Yeah, no,
<v Speaker 2>there was no coming back from it. I think he
<v Speaker 2>had to put so like he did that, and like
<v Speaker 2>I think part of it I can't remember. I remember
<v Speaker 2>reading like part of it was like an actual shoot,
<v Speaker 2>like he was just a Yes, it was just over,
<v Speaker 2>like he was just over and everyone's like, why why
<v Speaker 2>aren't you trying harder?
<v Speaker 1>Your potentially.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they're like, when maybe we just do it
<v Speaker 2>on TV, like it would make him try harder. But
<v Speaker 2>it didn't, you know, but the beginning parts of this
<v Speaker 2>trying I was all in on it, baby was all
<v Speaker 2>in on it. So we get JBL versus hardcore Holly
<v Speaker 2>so taz Minchen's that of course. Yeah, I mean you
<v Speaker 2>can't just get a title shot like that.
<v Speaker 1>Buddy, Well, it's got the best tease.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why isn't he defending his belt?
<v Speaker 1>Though he he doesn't have to.
<v Speaker 2>I guess Taz Mitch is that Orlando Jordan cannot be
<v Speaker 2>found tonight, but you know there's a good chance to
<v Speaker 2>probably be here. He looks.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he says, it's probably JBL fucking around, pulling a
<v Speaker 1>fast one on us. Oh okay, So.
<v Speaker 2>It shows Holly attack at JBL backstage again it's provoked
<v Speaker 2>and uh Holly comes out here and uh does it
<v Speaker 2>have How.
<v Speaker 1>Do you like me?
<v Speaker 4>Now?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What is that about?
<v Speaker 2>Is that it's just a regular song?
<v Speaker 1>You think they thought that was a heel thing? Oh
<v Speaker 1>do you like me? No? Dan, he's from Mobile Alaba, Alabama.
<v Speaker 1>I bet wrestling kicks ass and Mobile Alabama?
<v Speaker 2>Man, I mean yeah, I imagine. So it was always
<v Speaker 2>their best shows.
<v Speaker 1>I wonder what the top indie there is in Mobile, Alabama.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I've never even checked.
<v Speaker 1>We should anyone from Mobile let us know what the
<v Speaker 1>scene is out there, and we'll want to show and
<v Speaker 1>get hard KLi on it.
<v Speaker 2>So we get into this match up here, physical match
<v Speaker 2>right away.
<v Speaker 1>They're just going at each other clubs Holly gets in
<v Speaker 1>with some early chops here, so JBL begs off and
<v Speaker 1>pokes him in the eyes. Breaker, He's a huge, beefed
<v Speaker 1>out man.
<v Speaker 2>Pokes him in the.
<v Speaker 1>Eyes, dude, it's so funny, you're a beg off and
<v Speaker 1>like he goes to put him in the eyes and
<v Speaker 1>it looked like it was a shoe one because hardcore
<v Speaker 1>HOLLI shoot flinches when he gets I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 1>this is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>So JBL then just starts club in.
<v Speaker 1>This dude clubs the funk out him, truck.
<v Speaker 2>Saw there's what the fuck? So hard core Holly lines
<v Speaker 2>JB on the outside, and hardcore Holly is just clubbing
<v Speaker 2>the hell out of this, dude. I mean, it's all
<v Speaker 2>just super physical. I love this.
<v Speaker 1>Why is the rough counting so fast? I was like
<v Speaker 1>for sure this was going to be a double count
<v Speaker 1>out or like a shitty JBL last second get in.
<v Speaker 1>Nick Patrick is counting so fucking fast, which made the
<v Speaker 1>finish even more confusing to me.
<v Speaker 2>So JBL sends Holly into the steps and then he
<v Speaker 2>uses a closed fist. What a heel son of a
<v Speaker 2>bit that says, what the.
<v Speaker 1>That's the worst thing on the show, dude.
<v Speaker 2>So far tonight hardcore.
<v Speaker 1>Holly gets chance here he's a fucking top baby.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, let's go.
<v Speaker 1>Because what this is? Okay? He because he already had
<v Speaker 1>his fucking title shot with Brock. It's already all over, dude,
<v Speaker 1>and then the damn so JBO goes off the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>Holly catches him into a power slam big pop to
<v Speaker 1>falls cool. Holly then does a vertical super for two.
<v Speaker 1>Cole says, JBL gets the right shoulder up, sorry it
<v Speaker 1>was the left shoulder, and tests a left right. He's ambidextras.
<v Speaker 2>He says, left right, and then no one says anything.
<v Speaker 2>All right, that's.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking awesome test. I mean, this is a fun commentary
<v Speaker 1>team at the very least. So JBL gets a big
<v Speaker 1>boot for a two. He puts Holly on the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>He starts hitting a violence party on this due to
<v Speaker 1>the top roads beating the ship out of him up here. Man,
<v Speaker 1>I said, this is sweet.
<v Speaker 2>Holly pushes him off and then hits the top rope
<v Speaker 2>line for two and then fuck dude, Holly, that hits
<v Speaker 2>it with the Ryan Clancy drop kick.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, and it gets a fucking falsey.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was awesome.
<v Speaker 4>I love this.
<v Speaker 2>This is like awesome, dude.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd bit on the drop kick two point nine,
<v Speaker 1>I said, holy shit. Also yeah, top rope leaping clothesline
<v Speaker 1>from Bob Holly. These guys must have just been like,
<v Speaker 1>let's fucking go out there and showed you ship a
<v Speaker 1>Cruiserweight match coming on.
<v Speaker 2>We got to show.
<v Speaker 1>They told the Cruiserway guys, Hey, here's our match you get.
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do your match.
<v Speaker 2>About that Buddy's switch match, j I'm going up tonight,
<v Speaker 2>dude said, you guys, don't worry about that.
<v Speaker 1>It fucking I mean like it kind of feels that way.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they just I mean, this is gonna be
<v Speaker 2>the match of the night. They told him he just
<v Speaker 2>still out, still out, that's sick. So JB hits a
<v Speaker 2>fallaway slam for a double down. JB gets up with
<v Speaker 2>a busted lip, puts this cigar out on Holly's back.
<v Speaker 2>Holly reverses it into the Alabama Slam. He's gonna send
<v Speaker 2>the champion.
<v Speaker 1>How fucking awesome was that? He fucking reverses his big
<v Speaker 1>move to his finish, and then JBL rolls to the
<v Speaker 1>floor and said, ah, you man.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd Holly.
<v Speaker 1>Holy.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, oh my god, he's
<v Speaker 2>gonna do it.
<v Speaker 1>They protected his move. Man, that's awesome. So hardcore Holly
<v Speaker 1>was busted open during the commercial when JBL hit him
<v Speaker 1>with the steps.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, this is.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking crazy looking commercial hardcore Holi is bleeding like hell.
<v Speaker 1>I said what and they said yeah, j BL hit
<v Speaker 1>him in the head with the stairs. I said, you're
<v Speaker 1>going to show it, okay. They take forever to show it, James.
<v Speaker 1>And also the match is still going.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he hit them blatantly with the steps. He comes
<v Speaker 2>back in the rest said whoa, that was awesome, Holly.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he does hit the funk at him with it.
<v Speaker 1>So we're back now. The ref is trying to stop
<v Speaker 1>JBL from attacking Holly because he's checking on Holly who's
<v Speaker 1>bleeding the ship. And then JBL kicks Bob Holly in
<v Speaker 1>the head and now it's a d Q.
<v Speaker 2>The finish is fine like commercials. Commercial heard it real
<v Speaker 2>bad here makes it even more confusing of a finished
<v Speaker 2>than it already was. The way the way that this
<v Speaker 2>was done was done. The ref just looked at him
<v Speaker 2>as he cheated and then said, all.
<v Speaker 1>Right, that does that's not now the kick is this
<v Speaker 1>wasn't really actu ules buddy, Yeah, oh my god, that's
<v Speaker 1>what it was. Wow.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah he was. I mean, Holly was getting real
<v Speaker 2>good reactions here, super surprising, especially because like, yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>mean we're kind of out of that deal. Yeah, Jbo
<v Speaker 2>attacks him after the match, hits him with a steel
<v Speaker 2>chair right in the fucking head.
<v Speaker 1>Brains him with his fucking chair, Like why not just
<v Speaker 1>have that be the fucking finish. Oh yeah, de q
<v Speaker 1>him there with that, Like if he's gonna take a
<v Speaker 1>goddamn I'm to take the head shot, fucking fuck it.
<v Speaker 2>Walk in the ring and just swing on him.
<v Speaker 1>Boom, pick his fucking ass up, have him gig in
<v Speaker 1>the corner, pick his bloody ass up close, lie for
<v Speaker 1>hell boom bitch. Yeah, I mean, like that would have
<v Speaker 1>been way I must have got fucked up here, Like
<v Speaker 1>there's no way they called, hey, let's do a stair
<v Speaker 1>shot in the commercial and then you d me after
<v Speaker 1>Like they must have had to like just add lib
<v Speaker 1>something there, because that would have been way way better. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>if you, like Holly hit him with something, he's like
<v Speaker 1>roggy out trying to get back up.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe after a double down the floor. Yeah, fucking comes
<v Speaker 2>out with the steel chair, just brains as he gigs,
<v Speaker 2>fucking matches thrown out. People are trying to hold JBL back.
<v Speaker 2>JBL pulls his fucking head up off the ground. Fuck
<v Speaker 2>you close, bam, bitch. Yeah, it's on the cowboy hat, Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>That's the promo man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that would have been dope.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna cut out some bullshit here too, have been quicker.
<v Speaker 2>Hindsight's twenty twenty, I guess, and of course, so yeah,
<v Speaker 2>So JBL does hit him with the clothes line from Hell,
<v Speaker 2>which liter rates and just fucking full sends it, and.
<v Speaker 1>He does the Taker pose out.
<v Speaker 2>He said, oh my god, is he he's that's a
<v Speaker 2>shout out to the Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>That's Undertakers.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, due, we know, we know.
<v Speaker 1>So JBL puts on the cowboy hat and he says, Undertaker,
<v Speaker 1>you don't.
<v Speaker 2>Play my games with me.
<v Speaker 1>There will be no referee, no bell to stop me,
<v Speaker 1>no mercy. And know I'm Taker's career dead or alive.
<v Speaker 1>I fear no man, and at no mercy I will
<v Speaker 1>and the lights go out gone. I said, oh fuck,
<v Speaker 1>oh shit.
<v Speaker 2>Jam puts a dude. He said, what the fuck you want, dude,
<v Speaker 2>he was, He's a one on one with the best striker.
<v Speaker 1>Look, I just did the Bob Alli. So Taker shows
<v Speaker 1>up on the tron, and Taker says Bradshaw, hey, man
<v Speaker 1>is jbl now, dude, don't you're not listening. You're not listen,
<v Speaker 1>gang gril Viscera and now Orlando, an undertaker on the tron,
<v Speaker 1>looks up to where he wants everyone to look in.
<v Speaker 1>The spotlight goes, which is just a funny visual, and
<v Speaker 1>then a spotlight shines on Orlando Jordan, who is now
<v Speaker 1>not crucified as he's on a symbol. He's on a
<v Speaker 1>big symbol above no symbolized, no religious connotations here, he
<v Speaker 1>is symbolized crazy above the crowd. He's in like his dress,
<v Speaker 1>clothes and ship. And Taker says, then there was one
<v Speaker 1>this Sunday, prepared to take your last ride?
<v Speaker 2>I mean anything. After seeing Orlanda and Jordan on the symbol,
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's forty feet in the fucking air, knocked
<v Speaker 2>out cold. At this point, I'm just asking, can we
<v Speaker 2>like not do the match?
<v Speaker 4>I don't.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what this has to do with just
<v Speaker 1>ship each other, Like the fuck is going on here, dude.
<v Speaker 1>So again, how the fuck did they get him up there?
<v Speaker 1>And how the fuck do they get them down from there?
<v Speaker 2>I didn't nobody see this dude, ha get up there
<v Speaker 2>like that?
<v Speaker 1>How long has he been there for? Undertakers say it
<v Speaker 1>has started with four and then he's just gay girl
<v Speaker 1>Viscera Orlanda Jordan. Hey, what the hell is going on? Sat?
<v Speaker 1>That's this boy?
<v Speaker 2>This is pick up team. That's just Canada, all right,
<v Speaker 2>I get first draft gay girl Viscera Orlando Jordan.
<v Speaker 1>It's I mean, it works out because Orlando Jordan uses
<v Speaker 1>this uh entrance in does he got cat got caught
<v Speaker 1>t He symbolizes himself and come.
<v Speaker 3>On, come on over face.
<v Speaker 1>Now, Bradshaw, I'm gonna put come on, no, I don't
<v Speaker 1>do that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm proploit.
<v Speaker 1>Come everywhere, it's not oozing.
<v Speaker 3>Let's watch that the slow motion.
<v Speaker 4>Oh there's come everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>So we get a uh little I don't know what
<v Speaker 2>you wanna call it, an on screen th h q's
<v Speaker 2>video game w w E. Day of Reckoning is bringing
<v Speaker 2>you w W E's No Mercy.
<v Speaker 1>Which is crazy because w W No Mersey was a
<v Speaker 1>game too, so that's weird. I mean I've talked about
<v Speaker 1>it a ton. I'm sure I talked about a ton
<v Speaker 1>on this podcast. I love Day Reckoning. Uh, it could
<v Speaker 1>be my favorite game engine. Like in terms of pure gameplay,
<v Speaker 1>I think I might pick Day Reckoning over any other
<v Speaker 1>wrestling game.
<v Speaker 2>I just love this fun.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's awesome. All the moves feel heavy, like they
<v Speaker 1>got weight to them. Being able to interrupt moves in
<v Speaker 1>an eraror where the smack them games never had that
<v Speaker 1>was like mind blowing to me. Interactive and like entrance
<v Speaker 1>ways like you could fight on the ambulance and ship
<v Speaker 1>and just fucking I mean, a great fucking game. The
<v Speaker 1>story mode is fucking there's some pain in the estion
<v Speaker 1>in it, but it's still fun. Uh. The creation stuff
<v Speaker 1>is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Four way cage match, yes, that might be two Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I think that was, but I remember that as like
<v Speaker 2>a legendary one from w B game's history. Yes, summer
<v Speaker 2>slat of four way cage match.
<v Speaker 1>It still eludes some people that have never beat Chris
<v Speaker 1>def has never beaten No. Oh, he's got a fucking
<v Speaker 1>no clue in hell, man, no.
<v Speaker 2>Way, and you never will, Buddy, There's just no fucking way.
<v Speaker 2>Couple prove me wrong.
<v Speaker 1>The Creation Suite and Directoning was way ahead of any
<v Speaker 1>other fucking wrestling game ever, like and that'd like spawned
<v Speaker 1>like you know, no d QC. It became from Wrestling
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen, which the next one was Dare Reckoning. They
<v Speaker 1>had so much cool shit you could just it was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>If you haven't played Dayrecktoning or Wrestling nineteen on the
<v Speaker 1>game cube, go out of your way to fucking emulate
<v Speaker 1>that or do whatever you can, because god damn I
<v Speaker 1>love those games.
<v Speaker 2>So we get Nunzi versus Spike Dudley with Stan Bullymeister.
<v Speaker 1>He's here, dude, Johnny Stambulli in FBI bulletproof vest. Forget
<v Speaker 1>about it.
<v Speaker 4>What have I got?
<v Speaker 2>So Spike Dudley is the Cruiserweight Champion and he is
<v Speaker 2>the boss.
<v Speaker 1>He is the Boss, and the Dudley Dudley's are here, Sorry,
<v Speaker 1>not the boys, the Dudley's.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a non title match, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yes it is, and that's I assume why what happened?
<v Speaker 1>Like the finish goes to that.
<v Speaker 2>So nuns trade headlocks here and that is the whole
<v Speaker 2>fucking match. So Nunzio gets a good headlock in on Spike.
<v Speaker 2>They go over the rope. Spike tries to use the rope,
<v Speaker 2>but Nunzio pulls him out with his legs on the
<v Speaker 2>rope and then drops him. I thought that was cool.
<v Speaker 1>They're a megan for Spike to get heat, and I
<v Speaker 1>think that's what this entire match was supposed to be.
<v Speaker 2>Nunzio had a lot of good shit in ECW and
<v Speaker 2>it's like you went at WWF and like, I get it,
<v Speaker 2>Like wws are kind of like the cariacter catch your company.
<v Speaker 1>But like, sure, there's no reason he's too could and
<v Speaker 1>had a fucking fun match. I don't even know how
<v Speaker 1>long this is. It felt like way longer than it was,
<v Speaker 1>though it did.
<v Speaker 2>It felt like a really long one. I agree.
<v Speaker 1>So Nunzio grabs a single leg and rolls through, causing
<v Speaker 1>Spike to flip back and take a bump.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was awesome.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Spike hits a Manhattan drop in a line for a
<v Speaker 2>two and then starts something that lasts the entire match.
<v Speaker 2>He goes into a bulldog choke and then it shin
<v Speaker 2>lock and he spams this for the rest of the match.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, every time Nunzio is close to get out of it,
<v Speaker 1>they get right back into it. I was like, this
<v Speaker 1>was like they were told you have to do this
<v Speaker 1>because I don't. Someone must have gotten in trouble for
<v Speaker 1>not doing enough of this. Be an example, why is
<v Speaker 1>no one doing bulldog chugging at chin locks?
<v Speaker 2>And then the boss stood up and said, I'll do it.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta do it. Cole says, uh, if you're a
<v Speaker 1>cruise weight, it's difficult to best Spike Dudley when you
<v Speaker 1>have the Dudley's a ring side and Test says, well,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a cruise weight, so I don't know. And
<v Speaker 1>Cole says, you weren't a cruiseweight when you were in
<v Speaker 1>first grade. And then he Cole's trying to go back
<v Speaker 1>to calling the match after like fucking shipping on Test,
<v Speaker 1>Tas is talking over him. Oh, you can personally attack
<v Speaker 1>me anytime he wanted.
<v Speaker 2>No problem, faced off. You won't let it go like
<v Speaker 2>watching watch some matt watch the.
<v Speaker 1>Getting hot.
<v Speaker 2>So Spike does the head butt cheese into a neck
<v Speaker 2>breaker for a.
<v Speaker 1>Too swimming head butt cheese.
<v Speaker 2>It was awesome, heart Camot and everything.
<v Speaker 1>There was a brief e c W chant from guys
<v Speaker 1>that knew these guys had better matches five years ago.
<v Speaker 1>Prefs w chat and then Spike locks in that bulldog
<v Speaker 1>choke into a chain lock. Easy w is not coming back,
<v Speaker 1>little though, So Spike gets him in the corner and
<v Speaker 1>goes up for the ten punches, does two, and then
<v Speaker 1>stomp cheezes them in the corner. Are you kidding me?
<v Speaker 4>Uh?
<v Speaker 2>Bubba and Stamboulie's are arguing on the outside as Spike
<v Speaker 2>locks in a chin lot and then another bulldog fucking
<v Speaker 2>cheese and nuts buddy.
<v Speaker 1>They're not even selling it like a dangerous move or
<v Speaker 1>anything that could win the match. On commentary, they're not
<v Speaker 1>even paying attention, like they don't care about this.
<v Speaker 2>So Nunzio hits a belly to back line back body drop,
<v Speaker 2>come back.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Nunzio then hits the Sicilian slice.
<v Speaker 1>Let's go.
<v Speaker 2>Devion gets on the ropes but Stampoli pulls them off.
<v Speaker 2>Then Nunzio gets tripped by Bubba and Spike goes for
<v Speaker 2>the pin, but then Nunzio reverses into his own crucifix
<v Speaker 2>pin and steals the win on the boss.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was a great finish, I will say that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it was too I think they could
<v Speaker 2>have done some stuff in the match.
<v Speaker 1>They could have done any moves at all or anything
<v Speaker 1>to kind of like garner any heat or sympathy for
<v Speaker 1>anybody here. They did fucking nothing. I mean, Spike beats
<v Speaker 1>Nunzio at the pay per view to retain the title.
<v Speaker 2>So so we get the raw rebound. I didn't watch
<v Speaker 2>it because I assume maybe one day we will watch this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was. I couldn't tell if we had already
<v Speaker 1>watch this. I don't think we did. But it was
<v Speaker 1>just evolution stuff. But it was evolution stuff and nothing
<v Speaker 1>really write home about. So on SmackDown at this era,
<v Speaker 1>this is how much they didn't care about this show.
<v Speaker 1>They would just show. This show was like fifteen twenty minutes.
<v Speaker 1>It was a long time it was. So it's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the entire main e an angle in a video package
<v Speaker 1>where it's like a five minute video package.
<v Speaker 2>I definitely to me it was like an hour and
<v Speaker 2>a half.
<v Speaker 4>The show.
<v Speaker 1>Is that because you paused when it started later?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, raw, I'm not.
<v Speaker 1>Something else.
<v Speaker 2>So he got to a pre tape Big show is
<v Speaker 2>Standing in the Dark.
<v Speaker 3>Earlier this week, anybody.
<v Speaker 2>Barred shadow the reflection on.
<v Speaker 1>The one shining. Part of the room is fucking head. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so big bald silhouette in the dark, so fucking big
<v Speaker 1>and bald and big, she says. Last week Kandangle did
<v Speaker 1>something no man has ever been able to do. I
<v Speaker 1>was shot in the back of a drag.
<v Speaker 3>A dark I think someone else could have done that.
<v Speaker 1>Ye, well, tony, how many people have dried It probably
<v Speaker 1>isn't very hard to.
<v Speaker 2>Tran gun. We need to break out the sandwich box.
<v Speaker 2>That's what it's all about.
<v Speaker 1>That's fred otman ship. Come on now, big, she says,
<v Speaker 1>like something Kandangle would mount on his wall. I was
<v Speaker 1>shot with a dark like an animal, like some kind
<v Speaker 1>of a game trophy.
<v Speaker 2>And for the first time, a big show.
<v Speaker 3>Like a sandwich.
<v Speaker 1>My show has stopped. For the first time in my life.
<v Speaker 1>I was helpless. And then kurd Angle mutilated fire hair. No, buddy,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know man your ship. Yeah, he went super
<v Speaker 1>cuts me. I don't know, fuck my ship.
<v Speaker 3>He was grown it up before he went, before they
<v Speaker 3>shaved it. He was like grown up of purpose.
<v Speaker 1>Just so I got it off, he said, Big Sure says.
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't about my hair, it was about humbling me. Well,
<v Speaker 1>I took the liberty of shaving off what little hair
<v Speaker 1>kurd Angle left me with. And I'm gonna keep it
<v Speaker 1>this way because every morning when I look in the mirror,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be reminded of the fact that kurd Angle
<v Speaker 1>humiliated me. Yeah, I think he should have just kept
<v Speaker 1>the ship that like he laughed like as a symbol.
<v Speaker 1>What should be more mad? Because you're look insane?
<v Speaker 2>What if Big Show got a load taper fade boom boom.
<v Speaker 1>Imagine a big sure got a load to Big Show
<v Speaker 1>says Kernangle made one giant mistake. He left me breathing hurt.
<v Speaker 1>Should have tranked you and then got a fucking another
<v Speaker 1>case underneath the nun stable, which was a double barrel
<v Speaker 1>shotgun and blown.
<v Speaker 5>You to smith a double meatball mar the sail a
<v Speaker 5>picture of sleeping. No one's ever done this to me.
<v Speaker 4>I get s.
<v Speaker 3>Big Show a picture smiled him.
<v Speaker 1>He's in fucking land. He lets laying on Big Show's
<v Speaker 1>bald head. He's just holding his head up and he's
<v Speaker 1>got the sub in the other hand holding up by
<v Speaker 1>his head.
<v Speaker 2>Now that's what I call him holding one.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show says, I'm a subject cur Angle to the
<v Speaker 1>worst beating he's ever suffered and this Sunday. Then a
<v Speaker 1>spotlight shows that it's the Big Show. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if you do this whole time. It shows his eyes
<v Speaker 1>and he says, I will show Kandangle no mercy. But
<v Speaker 1>Big Show is like extremely wet here, like he's wrenched,
<v Speaker 1>Like did they make him do this a ton of
<v Speaker 1>times or something? Because he is soaked? Dude, they show
<v Speaker 1>the Big Show, says he was showing no mercy. Biggest
<v Speaker 1>hugest pop with the Knight like building a rock. People
<v Speaker 1>just love branding synergy.
<v Speaker 2>Like this is like what's all about?
<v Speaker 1>Like favorite boat?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that works here.
<v Speaker 3>Come on, I will show you no mercy in a
<v Speaker 3>singles match.
<v Speaker 1>DQ's on.
<v Speaker 2>So wwe tough enough one million dollar people, right?
<v Speaker 1>I mean it is the one million dollars tough enough people.
<v Speaker 1>I guess you'd not wrong. They show some of the contestants.
<v Speaker 1>One of them is a dude that kick flips off
<v Speaker 1>a wall. One of them poses like the rock on
<v Speaker 1>a rock. I would have voted for that guy. One
<v Speaker 1>is this up? Must be someone James Funks with heavy
<v Speaker 1>Lewis Williams. He says he's been with the Carolina Panthers
<v Speaker 1>for three years, and right now he's working with Adam
<v Speaker 1>Sandler on The Longest Yard. Yeah he's actually yeah, he's
<v Speaker 1>actually a body double for Adam Sailor.
<v Speaker 2>He looks just like him.
<v Speaker 1>And Adam Sandler also should have been the w W
<v Speaker 1>at this time too. Then they showed Drew Hankinson, you
<v Speaker 1>may know him as Luke Gallows. He says he would
<v Speaker 1>bring bread for the devil himself to perform one of
<v Speaker 1>the greatest satellites. And then Byron Saxon's here too, cuts
<v Speaker 1>a promo. All these guys end up here, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, Byron Saxon is still there, Luke Gallows
<v Speaker 2>is still there? Yes, dude, Oh wow, I wonder if
<v Speaker 2>my boy's still in Adam Sandmer's Longest Shord. So now
<v Speaker 2>it's time for the main event of the evening. Everyone's
<v Speaker 2>been waiting for this one.
<v Speaker 1>God Mark Jindrak and Luther Rains versus Eddie Guerrero and
<v Speaker 1>his mystery partner. How the fuck is this man? Like, listen,
<v Speaker 1>this sucks well when no one gives his shit or cares,
<v Speaker 1>these are the things that you can do, like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>it's like, yeah, these guys can beat these guys tonight. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>God damn it.
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie comes out in his Tabasco Latino heat shirt
<v Speaker 2>and Lowrider based and Eddie introduces his mystery partner with
<v Speaker 2>just Rob Van damn ye kind So, I mean, look
<v Speaker 2>at this match, man, they rushed the ring. This looks
<v Speaker 2>like this could be a day of reckoning opening match
<v Speaker 2>where you're just fitting into the biz.
<v Speaker 1>You're fucking completely right. Wow. Eddie and RVD come out
<v Speaker 1>and kick.
<v Speaker 4>The shit out.
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie, yeah, they rushed the ring man. RVD sends
<v Speaker 2>Jindrack over and House shows on him. Eddie goes for
<v Speaker 2>the Three Amigos on Luther reins, but he blocks it
<v Speaker 2>and gordbusters him.
<v Speaker 1>That was cool. Actually I like that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too, because it led to the finish.
<v Speaker 1>So RVD comes in and hits a few kicks and
<v Speaker 1>goes over the five Star. Holy shit, he hits it.
<v Speaker 1>I was like blown away. I said, Wow, I can't
<v Speaker 1>tell you how excited I am for because for a
<v Speaker 1>split second I was like, this match is over exactly,
<v Speaker 1>it was fucking broken off.
<v Speaker 2>So Jindrack breaks it up the five Star that is,
<v Speaker 2>while Eddie is taunting on the other side. Yeah, we won, man,
<v Speaker 2>let's go. We come back from commercial and jin DrAk
<v Speaker 2>is now on top against rv D. RVD hits a
<v Speaker 2>crossbody hope here into a line, and then Eddie hits
<v Speaker 2>a heelo over the top and RVD hits rolling thunder.
<v Speaker 1>Good little combo. Yeah it was dope. Eddie pins him
<v Speaker 1>for a two. Eddie and r D fucking stomped Jindrack
<v Speaker 1>out in the corner.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Dragon his ass in the corner with the REV distracted.
<v Speaker 2>So RVD gets a hot tag, hits a spinning leg
<v Speaker 2>drop for a two and it ins. The geary ghosts
<v Speaker 2>are rolling thunder, but Rains pulls the ropes and he
<v Speaker 2>tumbles to the outside. Luther Rains comes in. It's a
<v Speaker 2>punch combo. I said, oh shit, wait a minute. Eddie
<v Speaker 2>tries to help, but Jindrack comes in and starts choking
<v Speaker 2>him out, and Michael Cole says, Luther Rains, what does
<v Speaker 2>he even use? I said, oh my god, like his moves.
<v Speaker 1>Is awesome. That's on headset. Luther reins, what does he use?
<v Speaker 1>So r that's what he's asking in the just thought
<v Speaker 1>he was supposed to say it. So RVD comes off
<v Speaker 1>the rope with a kick and kind of just grazes
<v Speaker 1>him with it. Dude, I mean like this is insane,
<v Speaker 1>Like RVD, if rbity's up there, he's coming at you
<v Speaker 1>with a kick. Luther Rains is like a mile away.
<v Speaker 1>RVD whiffs this kick crazy, then does a shoot spinning
<v Speaker 1>leg drop to Luther Rains that he didn't see Comedy
<v Speaker 1>crutches his head and then Arvidy hits the man and
<v Speaker 1>says fuck yeah. He gets pissed off, like, damn it, dude,
<v Speaker 1>there's one guy in the crowd chainting you.
<v Speaker 2>Fucked yeah, bring it back.
<v Speaker 1>People deserve me to come on and do it.
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie hot Tag he comes in and bumps gin track,
<v Speaker 2>tilt the world head scissor, then h's a double head
<v Speaker 2>scissors on gindrack and Rains. Eddie then hits the three
<v Speaker 2>Amigos on ginderrack and then a frog splash, but Luther
<v Speaker 2>Reins breaks it up.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck.
<v Speaker 2>RVD then hits a spinning heel kick on Rains and
<v Speaker 2>then Rains hits his patented finisher.
<v Speaker 1>Don't rolling the dice?
<v Speaker 4>Does?
<v Speaker 2>Does he ever have a name for it? Devastating inverted alternated.
<v Speaker 1>Neckbreaker doesn't have any moves. What does he do? Maybe
<v Speaker 1>that's when he knew yet he was hitting his move?
<v Speaker 1>What does he do?
<v Speaker 2>And RVD then lines, I don't know what rvd's thought
<v Speaker 2>process was. Here he lines reins over the top goes
<v Speaker 2>out with him, and then Jin Drack just pins Eddie.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, liked did a move, dude, Dude, Eddie is okay.
<v Speaker 2>You just gotta be a little more protective of your
<v Speaker 2>top guys. Eddie was sitting there. Yeah, Eddie was sitting
<v Speaker 2>there forever.
<v Speaker 4>Man.
<v Speaker 1>It was just like the name of his move, James,
<v Speaker 1>would you like any guesses, Tony and he guesses.
<v Speaker 3>Here the congregation, I only call it the neck breaker.
<v Speaker 3>It's a neck breaker.
<v Speaker 1>It is the reign of terror.
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I can't get away from that. Monday and Tuesday.
<v Speaker 1>You're fired. You have all the days off, dude. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Ginger covers them. They win, That is it. There's no
<v Speaker 1>post match. He'll win and celebrate Dde.
<v Speaker 2>Dad says, don't miss Sunday and beware of that move.
<v Speaker 4>What is not on the.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, yes he is. I lied. He's facing Eddie on
<v Speaker 1>the fucking pay per view. Thankfully Eddie wins.
<v Speaker 2>Don't miss Sunday and beware of that move.
<v Speaker 1>All right, but I don't do both of those. I
<v Speaker 1>won't watch Sunday and I'm not looking at this for
<v Speaker 1>that move.
<v Speaker 2>So then at the end of the show, instead of
<v Speaker 2>a pay per view rundown, we get a No Mercy
<v Speaker 2>music video.
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking you called it earlier TNA style.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's dope.
<v Speaker 1>I actually thought this was awesome. And then they included
<v Speaker 1>clips from this show to like build to the baby too.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Wow, awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I think that's pretty sweet. I don't know if they always.
<v Speaker 2>Did that in this hour or maybe just trying something
<v Speaker 2>new year.
<v Speaker 1>Uh. Weird fucking show for sure. Uh, but at least
<v Speaker 1>we got one good match, two good matches. I like
<v Speaker 1>the book.
<v Speaker 2>They don't really do nothing but JB and hardcore holly.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Like I said, the whole segment there good stuff.
<v Speaker 1>That was cool.
<v Speaker 2>Enjoyed my time with that one.
<v Speaker 1>And then I got you know, Hide and Reik on
<v Speaker 1>the goddamn this is that what we watched it? It
<v Speaker 1>was a combination of Hide and Reich on the Fist
<v Speaker 1>and Big Show first time ball.
<v Speaker 2>I legit didn't even look like that just started me.
<v Speaker 2>I just rocked on the episode. I was like, which
<v Speaker 2>one of these reasons is why you watched it? It's
<v Speaker 2>because you want to It is because you would need
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