Revisiting WWE RAW 2004 Snitsky Punts A Baby, Survivor Series Implications, Triple H Returns, Simon Dean’s Simon System

The Boys. Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number two hundred and fifty
six. I can't hold that long man. In fact, yeah, this
guy's going crazy. Wow, Nick, Wow? Is that what you call
that? Now? What's crazy? If I had, yeah, man space
or one of the same. I don't know where you at. You want
to tell them why you sound like this? I'm in a cathedral. No.
Yeah, So we were playing Killer Clowns the other night and I was
in my game room and uh, my office, right, fellow Ceota players,
Yes, of course that's my big office. That happened there, and
we're playing Killer Clowns and I don't know what happened. I literally was talking
to n we were we were capping off the night, and then uh,
all of a sudden, everything on that side of the wall turned off all
at once, like just no warning, just turned off. And I texted
Johnny. I said, damn, dude, I don't know what's going on.
And then I learned that the entire wall down to the bathroom, down
to the bedroom, and every outlet on that that strip is just out completely.
Yeah. It's not like a not a like he has to flip a
switch or anything like he tried. Yeah, I went out to my breaker
and I flipped all the breakers and undoing that ship and that none of that
fixed it. So I think it's just a blown fuse completely, yeah,
which which he inquired about getting fixed and they said not until next week.
Can they not even come out and look at it? So who knows if
it'll be fixed next week, let alone what the real So it's weird because
the power went out only on that side of the room behind me. The
lights and everything are still on on the so on that case back there and
everything. Yeah, well, thankfully in James's bedroom which still has power.
He had a compute or that he just had in there. It was just
my old computer. I never threw it away or anything. So that's what
he's on now. So that's why there's no camera sorry Patreon people, but
you do get to see beautiful Tony on the Patreon Yeah, oh yeah,
yeah that's so that's why James has a very high ceiling right now. So
that's why he sounds crazy, very high. Yeah, like pieks up like
a Minecraft house. Yeah, it's crazy. So apologies for any but you
know, he's still dedicated. He still made sure and Joe fucking here.
But I'm not living. I love this fucking podcast. What are we doing?
Yeah, man, we're talking about raw. I never I fucking love
this show for a reason, man, w W E's Monday Night Raw eight
two thousand and four. Triple H is here, Triple H is here a
lot, and but what this is most remembered for is the episode where Jeans
and gigs a baby. Of course, it is most known for Triple H
and his medio finis Well, he's the top guy. He's the world champion,
right, I'm the top guy. Right. We're still in the rain
of terror, right? Uh? Yeah, I mean this lasts for a
while. I mean he already flip flopped it, I think, but he
got it back, of course, And of course now it's just trying to
keep it away from everybody that he created an evolution, well evolution according to
the show, after this one is a crazy lineup for Zook series. But
we'll talk about that, of course, before we get into that. We
have Deadlock updates. Watch this is up on the Patreon dice case Seki Moto
versus Codyabushi from DDT Max Bunk twenty ten. This is uh, this is
nuts. Yeah, I mean James Fromer said, hey, I want to
watch a ice K match. I was like, we were like, all
right, shit, So he fucking found this one. He's like, I've
never seen this. I said, I trust you, and it was fucking
so sick. It was so sick. Yeah, this match is nuts.
I mean, this is what pro wrestling is all about. To me,
this match. So if you aren't in the Fight Dollar tier or above,
come get on that shit, man, because there's a million episodes to watch
this on there. Yeah, that's the main event, man, Like,
if you want to work the main event, you better be ready to work
like this. So check that match out on Patreon of course. Our Patreon
also has SGH which this month will be UFC five Boys Choice, Boys Choice,
I mean highly anticipated, highly requested, So it's you know, it's
half Boys Choice, half the Patreon Choice and yeah, UFC five this month.
It's I'm very excited that our ongoing series of seeing how hoys Gracie can
fucking ruin my day and we're coming up on the end of his run.
Shit, that's what I've heard. That's the rumor. Also on the Patreon,
retro sync is up from David It is x Pox shoots Kane with a
flamethrower. Yeah, nothing really, nothing else really happens. That's pretty much
it. Yeah, so the retro sink in the ten dollars tier as well
on our Patreon. It's a bi weekly thing that David makes and it sinks
the real footage with our review, So go check that out as well.
DPW Deadlock Pro Wrestling. That's right, Deadlock Podcast as a pro wrestling company
called DPW. DPW is going to Pasadena, Texas on August eighteenth. That
is the Houston area. If you're in the Houston area, you can go
to Pasadena the cart to the brim. I'll tell you that. Trevor Lee
makes his DPW debut and he shoots for the moon. Right. Oh god,
I fucking completely understand. I get it. Yeah, No, championship
out against the record breaking DPW World Champion Calvin Tankman, who just can't seem
to fucking get pinned. No, he cannot get pinned. We saw what
he did to mister Jaya Jewel at the West Coast Collabse show. So he's
still he's still champion and uh yeah, he's gone for He was not happy
about Trevorly, he broke your phone. Yeah, well guess what, buddy,
I got another one. Yeah, got cameras so they don't Yeah,
cameras on you're just doing theatric Yeah. Yeah, well you know means let's
I mean James does have a shoot the second flip phone that he has installed
Spotify on. I got Spotify on this flip phone. Man, nobody's fucking
with me, that's right. Also in Pasadena, by the way, speedball
in something defend their DP to B tag titles against Chris Bay and as Austin.
That's a huge match. That and so much more including lebron Cozon and
Alec Price. Adam Priest defending the dep W National Championship against Kevin Blackwood,
a rematch of one of my favorite matches of the year. Actually, yeah,
it was absolutely fantastic. And uh, if someone's going to stop Adam
Priest, it's going to be Kevin Blackwood. So I'm interested to see that.
I would love that to be the case because I cannot deal with Adam
Priest getting any any louder or what any already is and his fucking song.
I don't want to hear it anymore. If you're in the Houston Pasadena area,
or you're in Texas and want to drive. This is the fucking show
right here, fellas DPW TX dot com tape for release the following weekend on
DPW on demand dot com. Get in or get the fuck out. How's
been how's deadlocking in been for you lately? Have you? Uh? I
know you? Yeah? Yeah, No, it's been going cool. Yeah.
I calorie deficit's been a fucking pain of my butt cheeks. I'll tell
you that. Energy wise, it's been pretty bad, but I'm excited.
I haven't gone back to the gym yet. I've just been walking like cardio.
I haven't start weightlifting or anything yet. You did almost die in your
garage. Yeah, so I have like a treadmill of my garage and man,
there's just it doesn't matter. I have a fan in there, but
alla's doing is blowing the hot air on my face. I got off for
fifteen minutes. I think my heart rate was like five thousands. So I
was like, all right, I need to take a second here. I'm
gonna die in here often because we I mean, we share this that we
both have fucking crazy ascid reflux. Yeah, how's yours? Been it's been
better. I mean it's not like a ton better, but it's definitely.
Yeah. Sure, I imagine once I lose more weight, it'll probably side
a little bit more. I remember, Sure, I remember not being so
bad, and then of course when I started getting weight more started getting worse.
So it is I mean like mine. So like I've been going since
we since we talked about it on the pot I've gone to the gym every
day, but one nice and it's like my acid reflect like it's I still
have like a little, you know, kind of little burn once in a
while on the chest, like you can feel like a kind of a burp
that feels weird, but not nearly as but like I haven't had to take
a pill in a minute. Yeah that's nice. Yeah, I mean we
were down in pills for a minute. I mean it was normal dosage.
Everybody, it was normal. Yeah. So I've been feeling a lot better.
I will say I did weigh myself. I guess I'll just put this
in there for people that maybe because I've seen people on the Reddit saying that
they're fucking locking in too, I was like, yeah, that's pretty cool.
I wanted to like there to be like an overall thread, but you
can only have like two pin threads on Reddit, and our two pin threads
are all the same because I need them. Yeah, so like we'll figure
something out. But I weighed myself after a week, and I a little
disappointed because I weighed the exact same and I was like, what the fuck
am I doing wrong here? And I was, but I was like I
was feeling good and like everything feels better. So I was like, Okay,
I'm not gonna get too discourage about it, but that's like a real
thing. I was talking to James about it, where like, you know,
everyone's different, like fucking Macho. I won't say, like, you
know, intricate details, but Macha's been doing the shit too. He's lost
a bunch of weight in a short amount of time. And I was like,
holy fuck, really, when it comes down to it, when it
comes to like the way that calories work and the way your body digest stuff
is not so black and white. It's not like if you eat three thousand
calories. You know, let's say you eat three k thousand calories and then
like the next day you're like, I'm gonna start eating. Well, well,
day two is not like like twelve calories, so I should lose a
bunch of weight right away. It's like no, yea, that three thousand
calories is still there, and it's gonna take a while for like, you
know, to get past that. The good rule of thumb when I was
when I was powerlifting was if I had a cheat day, then it would
take three days through business days sure like whatever I was trying to do to
reset, so it'd be like on the third day, it's like, Okay,
now I'm back to where I was, like a cheat meal day.
I had unbelievable amount of cheat days in a row for like a year.
An imagine, you know, I deserved it, Tody. You got to
celebrate the little moments, you know. Yeah, of course, So yeah,
I was kind of like disappointed by that, but like, you know,
just looking at the grand scale of things in general, I'm already feeling
better. So that's good. That's good. Shouts out everybody that's been posting
on the Reddit and tweeting us and all that shit about them doing their ship.
I think that's fucking awesome too. And like I said, well,
if anyone can figure out a good place for us to have like a just
an overall thread because I'd like to just randomly post it instead of like discord
or something. You know, Yeah, I mean yeah, but I mean
just because yeah, I guess we could figure out something just because the reddit
is so active. That's why I was kind of thinking that. But yeah,
you're keep holding you accountable and hold us accountable too, because we're we're
fucking trying. I gotta I gotta lose some goddamn wait here man, all
right, now it's time for the Deadlock Patreon shout out, saying, whoa
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like, let me kill you with the brick? Yeah? I got different.
Jay Reed is finally twenty years old? Not twenty inches or maybe I
am dude? Thank you boys, Happy birthday to me. Oh yeah,
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got like, I legit. I'm not even I have like six copies if
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Tony Pizza, You're gonna die. I mean shout out to us and
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we still fucking play it. Yeah, play it like every night, yeah,
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after midnight. Eternyan overkill. Why did brock Lesnar never f five Mark Henry
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just there is a Paul of f F S. Nick Abbott, Lucky Prophet,
Fred Flintstone fucked my wife the long way here he book Luke Jacobs Well
he brought up he is good. That's a fucking fantastic idea. Wow.
I don't know who came up with that, but yeah, yeah, that
is a good idea. Fifteen dollars here, Chris Kaminski. When I get
low blowed, I blade my balls because I love this business. We know
a guy does that a boner donor that's all the time. Vowdus vicules.
Wow, that was nailed. It was diego. That's good to you.
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ler b McMahon. Wow, I forgot about twelve dollars annual. Nuclear?
He said nuclear clear? Clear? Nuclear clear? How do people say this
nuclear? You're you're changing? Say now, how do you usually say it?
Nuclear? Oh? I say nuclear? Nuclear? Yeah? But how
you say it is wrong? Not new clear, the weirdest fucked up you
know. No. Yeah, but I mean like people definitely say that different
based on where they live, right, Yeah, how you say it,
Tony nuclear? Yeah? Nuclear? Yeah, nuclear, but from the Midwest.
I don't have an accent. Oh, I guess that's true. We're
just regular white boys. Yeah, nuclear, nick Adam or nuclear whatever you
normally say nuclear, or I'm saying uh so if I read it, I'd
be like, that's a nuclear bomb. I feel like clear sixty Annual,
I see dead people got him, got him? Got him? Wow?
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one O four O five. Think I think it. I think it's Matthias.
Is that right? I think it's the clock that's I think it's Matthias.
I think it's Matthias. Whatever it is, I think nuclear the clock
champion for James on his computer computer brother, congratulations is getting a cathedral.
Dude. I hate this room because I can hear myself talk back, and
it's fucking my speech up. Like I can't hear myself, right, I
can't read write. It's all fucked up in yours. What sounds that any
different than normal? I don't know who you are to challenge me on that.
You class buddy, when it breaks our party up for no reason.
All right, now it's time to get into WWE's Monday Night Rock Extravaganza November
eight, two thousand and four. Well, before we get into this extravaganza
of a raw, let's take a look at what was going on in the
world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter as well as the figure
four weekend TNA November eight, two thousand and four, Meltzer rites when history
is looked back at what at this point is really just an expensive historical blip
on wrestling's radar screen. The period between November seventh and November eleventh will be
a key turning point in TNA company history. While everyone involved new from the
start that it would be a long haul if there has to be a success,
there is genuine fear among those involved that Panda Energy, the money which
kept the project live in two thousand and two when I was about to go
bankrupt, is losing patients. Tena still alive to this day. But so
everyone is fucking that's crazy. This is two thousand and four, they're saying
this. Those involved have noted. You can see cutbacks behind the scenes being
made, including the attempt this past week to stop paying the jobber crew,
which I guess was like a group of dudes that came out just to do
jobs on these shows, which only saved the company six hundred dollars per week,
which was overturned in one day due to so much negative feedback the company
got, sorry, dollars, they're spending like a hundred thousand dollars a week
or something. Well yeah, and then the boys revolted said keep the job
here man. There was also problems with reservations at the hotel this past week,
as some people had their hotels changed without being told. I was going
to say, listen, there's hotel problems. God damn happened. Okay,
man, the hotel. Let me tell you about wrestling hotels, just so
you guys get insight on this. So you make a group reservation, you
said, here's everything you could possibly ever need. Here's the card, everything
you could ever want. It was in what yes, I mean, all
their names, birthdates perfectly. Yeah, here's everything. Over Do we give
anything, give all their s seed to multiple accounts. Yeah, it doesn't
matter because they just hired someone new and he's starting the exact day they're all
coming in. This happens every time. That is, even when they said
back, like, here's a confirmation number, Yeah, we don't do confirmation
numbers here. Excuse me, dude, Yes, why did you give you
a confirmation number? Then? Hey, yeah, and like they'll have you
email the front desk email, and then when you're talking to Gut on the
fun Hey, I don't know how this got messed up. I sent all
these to the front desk email. Oh I just started. I don't have
access to the front desk email. That has happened in multiple states, different
states. Yes, I don't have access to the front desk email. You're
at the front desk the right, I am. What the fuck is going
on in dude? Not even different states, but the same hotel multiple times.
Dude, yeah, there's I mean, Tony, it's been multiple times,
multiple times. Putting it lightly, it's been the same hotel in the
same city for three years. They just keep hiring a revolving door over there.
The turnover rate is unbelievable. The hire that fucking seven year old from
U haul the Navy. Also, if anyone has any iggy on how to
get a U haul van ever ski van also would be acceptable, please let
us know because we are constantly putting in reservations for U haul or penske vans
showing up and they say, oh, we only we only have a sixteen
foot drug for you today. Dude. There was one time we got like
a twenty flop truck that was crazy. Uh, you haul, we've seen
the van. I legit have never in my life ever pulled up to a
Penske in a van that I put the reservation in for ever been there ever.
So yeah, just I needed that needed to be talked about. Melt
Just says Taboo. Tuesday was a major flop, following on the lowest live
attendance for a w PA per view show in history, the October nineteenth show
from Milwaukee, where fans picked the title contender for Triple h The first estimate
on bias is one hundred and seventy thousand, or a point three to one
by rate. When you were looking at where we are in the quote unquote
death of WCW comparison, and it is January of two thousand, the period
where Brett and Goldberg were down with injuries, in the period when Vince Russo
has removed his booker for the first time. So he is saying that we
are in like end times of w W right now as this. Oh yeah,
that's what I say. Yeah, traffic gans have a show. I'm
sorry about that. In Hustle News, Tony, I know you'll like this.
Oh yeah, let's go. Ryan Wilson. You guys might know him
from t and as Triton. He had like a small run, he had
a cool look. Ryan Wilson as Mister USA doing the Hogan Mister America Dimmick
in Japan as Hogan sent Wilson in Japan with his costume apparently did so well
that he's getting a raise from twenty five hundred dollars to seventy five hundred dollars
for his next tour. Hogan has talked with them about going in and doing
a Hogan and Mister USA tag team for their Hustlemania show, which is fucking
crazy. This obviously doesn't happen, but that idea, I mean Hustle.
I think Hustle is like a blind spot for me. But every time we
watch something from Hustle, like this is like the best shit ever. I
love this company. Yeah, I think it's definitely you know, like I
like seeing someone's like visions like played out and like because there's like shitty comedy
wrestling, but this is like the show is about this and like it all
makes sense in its own world, even if it is silly, which I
appreciate. Yeah. Meltzer says here that it doesn't make Hogan wrestling business sense
to go for this group, but if he can arrange it on a Hustle
show, he probably could get his daughter to do a mini concert at the
show and open her up to the Japanese market and it could be worth it.
Spots Meltzer puts over r o Age huge fucking here. This is like
directly at James, who's probably like out of wrestling or getting out of wrestling.
Meltzer says, for those of you losing interest in wrestle before checking out,
you really should check out ROH. As mentioned before, it's what I
wish the direction of TNA was similar, and it's a total one to eighty
from WWE. A lot of the top matches are similar to Japanese junior heavyweight
style, with fast paced action and tons of innovative moves, and there are
a lot of talented guys in many different styles. If the japan stuff doesn't
work for you because the languis issues were not understanding the angles, then this
gets you a little bit of both worlds. They book their tuneles to mean
something, so Samojo's World Champ has the feeling of being the top guy.
Plus in the end, he wins his matches and you don't have the overdone
ref bumps and run ins like the big promotions. That's a fucking very Uh.
That's a big nod toward a company that you know books like that.
I wish that Meltzer are still like the indies. Yeah, I do too,
Man, I think he would fuck I listen. I think he would
fuck with DVW Heavy. Yeah, I think so too. In WWE news,
Triple H pitch for his Survivor Series eight man match Team Triple H against
Team Randy Orton to be a war war Games match, which has never been
done in WWE since he was a fan of NWA Wrestling and has always wanted
to do that match. Well, Vince, who was at work in the
office all week, came to the tapings and the only reports we got said
he looked fine, although looked like he's lost a little weight after an undisclosed
surgery and a few day hospitals. Stay. I don't know why that's fucking
in there. Vince retiring some Yeah, I don't know. Well, Vince
still bearing a grudge against all concepts his company didn't create, nixed the idea,
so Triple AH is pitching war games in two thousand and four with me
even. Yeah, that's insane, fancy, How the fuck is that?
Yeah he was, He's like, I want to win war games. Damn.
He still never got to be in One Diddy. Yeah, I guess
not. He retired technically, I guess because of his hard shit before they
brought that in. Huh yeah, well, I mean he definitely, uh
like, I'm sure he gets the same out of it like they used to.
Book. That's true. Yeah, that's true. From the figure of
four Weekly November fifteen four because for some reason there wasn't an observer archive for
this one, which I think trying to add I see, I see Alvarez
rights. By far the biggest story of the week, besides the Angle Pewter
deal, which by the way, happened during this time two were put on
a Kimora Yeah. Yeah. Well besides that story was a release of twelve
superstars off the main roster. Here. Those released were Rico, Gail Kim,
Chuck Kim Yeah, Gail Kim, Chuck Palumbo, Rodney Mack, Jazz,
Billy Gas, Test, Billy A Train, Nydia, and Johnny the
Bullstand. Bolli says the one that has a lot of people worried his test
who was fired. Recovering from next surgery, he says that one is straight
out of WW. So Test is hurt and fired. Here the reality with
him, though they gave him the chance after chance after chance, he never
lived up to their expectations, and they had nothing for him before surgery and
likely nothing for him afterwards. He was outraged, and they told him they
could give him a callback after he healed up, which would be like summer
of five, and he said something to the effects of no, thanks,
dude. He goes back, He goes back, He comes back, Uh
not definitely later though, right and andrew the test the punish of the Martin.
Yeah, so okay, how the fuck do you release a train?
I don't know, I don't And like he had a really good like didn't
he have a really good TO four or is that O three? I'm thinking
of either way. Yeah, he's the ship. Yeah, he's the ship,
dude. Like that entrance he makes where he comes out and puts the
hands on arms, Yeah, and the and the smoke comes up like a
chance, that's a train. Yeah, he had he had moves and he
could move for a fucking big dude too. And he was young. He
was young. You thought he was like forty five back then, he was
like forty three. Most guys were forty five to be fair, Yeah,
me too, dude, Like I could be convinced that they were always thirty
seven years of age, always, dude especially and like, dude, Yeah,
they released them of his last mattresses against goddamn Valvenus and he loses.
Come on, you can't do that then then what the fuck? He goes
to Japan after that, right, Giant Bernard. He had Giant Bernard,
which is cool, and then he comes back as Tenzi. He had Giant
Bernard. Yeah, it was pretty cool. I mean, they treated him
well over there, and they should have because like he's a beast. I
mean, like especially at that time when he was still young and he wasn't
bumped out or anything. You know, dude releasing Test and Albert, come
on, Test just didn't have it. But he expectations A Tran was thirty
three. I'm sorry he was thirty two. Wow, thirty two. Damn,
that's enough of that. You get your fucking area out of here.
It sucks, man. Yeah, his interest against Brock with the fucking and
then Brock decides to try to end his career. Yeah, yeah, sorry
about that. TNA set up the idea of a reprise of DX invading w
CW as they were going to have this is so we have we reviewed that
or we talked We've definitely talked about it. Where TNA showed up to the
Universal Roll Rumble fucking commercial taping balloons. Yeah, Mahi mahi, yeah mah,
we love it. But what I didn't know is that the plan was
they were going to have Hall and Nash do it and not the rest of
those guys. They were gonna have Hall and Nash invade the Royal Rumble commercial
tapings on November tenth that were held at Universal Studios. As it turned out,
Hall and Nash to climb, the offer being that they both have only
limited dates and they don't feel like burning a bridge. David Sahiti Sahti sorry,
put it together and rounded Tracy who came with cookies, Abyss who came
with balloons, and Shane Douglas who came with a mic and wanted to interview
Vince Yeah franchise which the franchise here, Conahan, Ron Killings and BG James
were also involved. The only confrontation footage was when John big Burrick of Tough
Enough fame he goes to TENA eventually came out and was pissed. Meltzer says,
I'd say w had a right to be pissed, except that when it
comes around, goes around. And once they threatened a lawsuit if the footage
wasn't given to them, they came across as cry babies. They ended up
finally complaining with Universal, even though TENA did its filming in an adjacent catering
area, and Giborick told the Tena guys if that any of the footage has
ever used, that the WWE would sue them. SAHTI kept filming anyway.
When Goburri talked about suing the TEENA guys caught up Jerry Jarrett, and Jerry
Jarrett said, we have lawyers to and keep filming. That is faller.
The next day, WWE intellectual. It's hard easy for me to say property.
VP Bella Caracas sent TEENA a letter that to avoid legal action, TEENA
needed to not only agree to never use the video footage, but surrender the
footage to ww WE within seven business ds, and they hadn't done so as
of that week. Well, as we know, they don't do that,
and they air it and then also have FRANKI Kazarian played trouble Edge on the
job. Don't they blur out race face he's in there like death they do
yeah or something. I think BJJ is trying to get that mahi mahi.
She does get the mahi mahi. Yeah, that's awesome. And last thing
here in w w E news and meetings before TV this past week, the
wrestlers were told there will be no more cuts at present time. Three days
later, Linda Miles was got that's typical, get fired, Miles, Come
on, I forgot one person. Yes, but that is it for the
Observer figure four weekly portion of the show. Now it's time to talk about
Monday Night. Wrong, No, remember eighth, two thousand and four.
All right, you know what, let's just cut the intro. Guys are
gonna go straight in a talking the money, the drugs. We need to,
I mean, like we gotta get on the scene. What is happening
in this ring right now? Yeah? I uh, I don't know how.
I mean, I don't I've seen shows open obviously without the raw intro.
I don't know how many I've seen start with Triple A, like somebody
already mid talking and then never going to an intro. No cold opens.
It's just here's Triple HS in the ring and he's the champ and we're in
the rain of terror. He has a lot to say tonight. Cut the
intro. I have twenty minutes tonight. Just start with me dead dead I
need to mean, what do you need? They've seen every wig Dad,
Yeah, I don't know, Like, I definitely like that. That gives
me thinking, I've never I've never even heard or seen French Triple Ah's parents
ever in my entire life. I only know Vince McMahon. Oh my god,
Wow, you're right on some really like Yeah. Probably he's always Convince.
He's my favorite son. Yeah, so we start with the evolution town
Hall. Things are not going great. They are for Triple H I guess
not for everybody else. No, no, not going great. Melt said,
we're in w W death times right Now's insane to say, uh,
especially knowing with hindsight and all that. Sure, but Batista was attacked and
it was under the watch of our shitty general manager Eric bitch Off. Yeah.
So Triple H was I don't really even understand. Down down, I
don't even under So Triple H says that he's back this week, and yes,
that's gonna spell a lot of problems for people around here, Tony,
because last week he decided to stay home to teach people around here a lesson.
Now, I'm I I was waiting for him to say, like what
the lesson was or what he was talking about. There was no lesson.
Triple has just had a fucking Monday off. Yeah, it's like one week
he's back. It was like that time we saw the Underticker's coming Back,
Daddy. He was hype promo. He was gone always the Underticker Tony,
he was always coming back. But they but he said, I'm coming back
because you people, and I took a week off and I'm back. Yeah.
Yeah, I decided to teach you guys a lesson by staying home.
And then you know, it's thick headed people around here because instead of getting
the idea, some people took it as an invitation to attack evolution. What
idea talking about? Would he say that like to teach him a lesson?
That like, the show's not as good if he's not around. Yeah,
the ratings, brother, I come back when the ratings are back up the
house. Good I do. That's pretty good. I'm gonna come in.
Okay, I can put you in every segment that that's good. So yeah,
he says, uh, they got an idea to attack Evolution that ended
up injuring Rick Flair, who can't be the Night either. And they also
attacked Batista and that made Batista very very angry. Botast is down and nobody
James will like Batista when he is angry, you know, like the fucking
marble. That is very topical, dude. I mean that's where he goes
goes to the ball. Well, yeah, that's true, and he gets
big. That's uh yeah trible. He says that attack took place on the
watchful eye of our useless general manager general not general general managers and Eric and
then Eric Bischoff comes over the mic and says Bischoff, and j R.
Is very confused because he's says Bischoff. There's complete silence, and then JR.
Says what Bischoff comes out gray haired Bischoff. By the way, so
this is like post shaped head. Yeah. Uh, he says, I
take action when action seems appropriate, and that is my sole discretion. He
gets in the ring and says, with all due respect, Trople Hw,
you had come to grips with the fact that all four winners of the winning
team this weekend at Survivor Series are going to control Raw one week at a
time and it really doesn't matter. And then Triple you know my dad,
So Bischoff is they still do this? Triple Ah just gripped him up crazy.
He's in a race grip ever, like he was gonna kill. He's
so close to him Tony. He's breathing into the mic while Bischof's trying to
talk. So Bishop's like, please don't do the triple Ah. Just like
he's so blown up. Bischoff says, I'm the general manager of Raw,
and you're forcing me to recommend that you be stripped of your world everyweight title.
Recommend to who Vin Big do it? You're the general manager, yeah,
or one of the four general managers next week could do it too.
Just take the title off of right, wow, Okay, to come up
with some rule that they can or something. Actually, I would probably not
be yeah, they would just be like someone would come back and be like,
hey, we don't recognize that or whatever. Yeah, though then you
can't say yeah, of course, of course, So Triple H, let's
piss off go and Bischoff says, listen, this Sunday's Arrivi series. It's
your team versus Orton's team. And like I said, the fucking four winners
while control Raw one week at a time, while I'm on vacation, a
lot of dudes taking off right now. A lot of people don't want to
get blamed for these right ex Eric got to go to Cody wyoming his diet.
He goes to Cody, somebody's got to catch a speckled perchs. I
don't know what the hell you wanted to do out here. The only game
I'm fucking with this in his boat h. So Bitchell said, let's the
chips fall, cut stuffing camera, let the chips fall where they may.
Sorry about that, give chaos and susans, so be it. Besides,
Triple AH, if I were you, I wouldn't worry about those stipulations.
I concentrate on making sure my team is the winning team and more importantly,
keeping that belt around your waist. The Survivor series Triple H fucking snaps you
got me? What the hell is the most voice I've ever heard a voice?
Crazy, it's the most guttural I've ever heard. Triple H, you
got me? I had this underlied bold three times series he gave. Dude,
he sounds like fucking from power injers uhs like the grade. Triple A
says, no, here could be me and you know it. Biel says,
listen, I don't believe they can, and neither do you. So
we've got nothing to worry about. The crowd. Shanning, you tapped out
I'm guessing that's from when he tapped out a mania to Bin Wall. That
had to be this year, right, Yeah, that's right, because that's
all. Yeah, Ben wallsn has already done. He's already has already had
his Bischell says, enough to the talk. Let's get back to what makes
roll so great. The action. You people want to see action. You
guys want three matches tonight. I don't what the hell is good one?
The total NonStop action. We love it here. Well, Bitchoff leaves and
says, let's get ready for our first match, and I ring the bell,
So Lilli and Garcia is now introing the first match, and I guess
Batista's in the match and Triple A's like, what the fuck? And then
Orton's team hits, So it's Batista versus Randy Orton to start the show here,
Batista versus Randy Orton on Raw and is starting the show. Like I
guess at this point, it's not something to scoff at too much because they're
both kind of just kind of figuring themselves out, but like, this is
a crazy match in like a few years. And also didn't expect the match
that we got. Yeah, me, neither guy didn't think that any matches
were gonna get time, especially the first one on the show. Yeah,
they were looking to be the alternative of TNA, so they gave matches time.
That's the way you just said that. It's there being the alternative to
TNAD most of the time, just didn't have all matches on TV, you
know. But you're right, you're right. But yeah, Randy Orton comes
out with the fucking just the Beast Pyro. I love that Pyro so much.
I love the shot they get to when it comes through the entrance way
and it's his back and he's doing his post to us. Yeah, every
everyone that came up during this era, had this pyro as their creator wrestler's
entrance I still do, well, yeah, not late. I don't even
know if it's still in anymore. I had the one that was in the
ring. Oh, that one's nuts was what the fun I saw. We
just talked about this while we did We talked about Christian and his pir and
stuff. Yeah that's right. Okay, So, uh, Batista versus Randy
Orton. Man, we we go to commercial and we come back to series
implications here. Yeah, of course, because they're both going to run the
show or something. Yeah, it's implied that they'll both wrestle. Okay,
yeah, twenty minutes and then twenty more minutes this next weekend if you guys
gonna see it. So, yeah, we come back. Orton is already
looking for the r KAO, but Batista gets out of it, which is
funny to think. That's why I thought it wasn't gonna go long, because
I was like, oh, Orton's already testing it out early. I said,
oh, we got an easy one here. No, So Randy Orton
is closed fist punching the ship out of Bautista to the point where Jerry Lala
says, hey, uh, what about those fists? Subscrition come on?
So Orton tries to take Batista's down with a bunch of shoulder tackles and then
pokes him in the eyes and shoulder tacked to the outside, and that's how
he gets him out. That is that is nuts. I was like,
I thought they were going to like center it more about him trying to knug
Patisa down. No, I'll just ipoke they do. It actually spans with
the rest of the match. Yeah, that that whole story right there,
spans a little bit. Batista comes back in the ring after that, by
the way, and they just stare at each other for a Minute's like a
standoff. They're like, all right, so what do we what are we
doing? They thought they were a commercial, you know, it's a long
match and shit, and Batista still, you know, kind of green.
I imagined he was supposed to take some more time out there or something or
I don't know. He just comes back in. They just look at each
other and then Randy One runs out of Batista needs him in the gut,
which is what Batista does for the rest of the matches. Knee in the
gut, knee and the gut. It looked like Orton went for a color
and obow they were just gonna reset. We was gonna shoot on him,
motherfucker. And then Batista snapmre and chin lock. I said, O no,
hell yeah, snapmare chin lock. We gotta get back at it.
Man, I don't know where we're at. This was not a not a
miss miss quote or a typo. Batista did the snapmare chin lock. Hell
yeah, he went back to default settings. He said, snapmarried chin lock.
All right, now where are we going? Yeah? J R.
Says, uh, we have a Texas shage Monday night. Rock here tonight.
He doesn't tell us anything else. That's not nothing. Just it's Texas
size because we're in Texas. We have a show coming up against eighteenth.
That's Texas sized. Everybody's so big. Get on there. So Orton works
up from the chin lock. I mean he does the whole baby face stick
here really for ever. Hell yeah, he's gonna got He's got to get
that crowd is still a ringside by the way, So Triple It just like
talking shit to Orton and the referee tells Triple Ah to stay out away in
Triple Ah dudg so Orton works up and the finally knocks down Batista with the
shoulder tackle, which was cool. I liked that they told that story.
Well, Batista can't be Arcao from that shipping position. Oh thank you.
Yeah, and it's in Texas too, so don't even think twice about doing
so. Orton goes for an r KO, but Triple H grabs his leg
and trips him Outdude, Okay, I don't know if you'd caught this here,
but this referee interaction is tremendous. So Orton gets tripped by Triple H,
as you said, and Batista clotheslines Orton to fucking hell. He knocks
him out of his boots. It felt like it was an awesome clothes line.
The referee slowly turns a Triple H and he points out to him and
says you and he starts winding up. You're fucking out, He throws about
true, starts throwing a fit. Maybe come on, did Triple H my
dad's ass? Come on, dude, yeah, the re you you're fucking
at he? I love that. That's trevendous. Triple A just pissed.
Batista yells. He doesn't yell bullshit, he just says Triple H is going
up the ramp and Batista is arguing with the ref so much that the referee,
Batista and Triple LT are now in the middle of the ram. But
where do you go with everybody? So they go to commercial. We come
back. Batista hits a soup plex in a chin lock. All you made?
Okay? Batista grabs a rear naked. What is going on? Just
let you guys know the timing. We're at like fifteen minutes or ten,
I sweach, this is a long counting the promo and then this we're at
like fifteen to twenty minutes already. Yeah, dude, And like Batista at
this point has no moves. Yeah, he's still green. He's still like
sixty overall SmackDown game, Batista, that's just a mess. He's just but
they're trying him out here, Tony, Like this is definitely a test,
right, Like, yeah, where he's at if he can have a like
a I can't imagine they expected him to have a main event match here,
but see, like if he can hang, I think that's important in the
development of a wrestler too, Like, I think you should be given matches
like this that might not be the best match ever or anything, but like
it's important to learn. Yeah, it's important for the like everyone in the
back and everyone that you're working with to see if it's like a sinker swim
kind of thing. You know, I'll give you time, see what you
can do. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So Orton works back up and
he drop kicks Batista right and Patilla kneecap. That was crazy. Yeah.
Batista rushes him in the corner. Orton hits a drop kick to the knee.
I said, wow, okay again things I've never seen these. Dude's
doing a rear naked choke by Batista and then a drop kick to the knee.
Orton then hits a drop kick, creates some more separation. Orton throws
a line at Batista and they both go over the top rope cact this clothes
line. What the fuck? They go to the outside, Orton hits a
d DT on the floor. Orton starts punching Batista in the head again and
Lalla says how many punches? Rough rough pist Jerry Lawler is saying, stop
punching. That's crazy, followed the rules. What's going down here? Batista
then clocks him in the chin, and Jerry Ler says, okay, I
guess turn around his chi. So Orton goes to the top rope and hits
the Shaano hair pose and then hits a flying cross body plot. Fuzz is
beast though, Yeah, dude, I mean he gives it all up there.
That's it's great, awesome. Batista is now bleeding from the cross body
blot. Okay, maybe what do you guys fucking know what happened here?
It wasn't across buddy, it was across Bundy, no way. I don't
know. Maybe you hit him with like a fingernail or something, elbow or
something, maybe them in the head. I told you we'll stop punching it.
Well, because Orton went up and Batista cut him off, and then
Orton like bit his head. I don't know if it was from that's what
they say. So Batista's bleeding, and lawl Are Legit says, well,
yeah, you get punched the head a hundred times, and then uh JR
Says yeah bit his head, so fuck you. So Orton goes for the
r KO, but Batista pushes him off and hits the spinebuster, A big
one. It was a It was a pretty good spine buster and Orton you
think, like this is like the third time this has gone wrong for him
here, maybe stop doing the wake up talent. No, this is part
of it, dammit. This bit something back in the day. Uh and
Josh Orton Jon spaghetti legs. I said, all, shait, here we
go. I knew we were going to finish. Batista goes for the Batista
bomb and then Orton rolls him up for a two and they go to the
corner and Orton throws his legs up, does a sly roll up out of
the corner, stacks the Tista high for the three and gets the win.
Dude, he stacks him high and like holds his hand over Batista's face to
like fucking joke him or something was remind hand on face mean Tizo. So
yeah, Batista gets pinned here by Orton and Batista is still bleeding, and
Orton gets out of there and the guns of Batista in the ring and he's
bleeding and he yells that's the exact reaction he should have. Yeah, I
mean it was great. Then we go to like a the commentators running down
the rest of the show, which is like Jericho's highlight reel with attritionan led
to Night Chrispin Wall versus Edge, and then we come back and it's on
Batista doing just an unbelievably fucked up face, just dude, crazy looking grimace.
Yeah, I just want to I want to know also here that this
match went twenty minutes. Yes, and the only high spots in the whole
match were a cross body and then the spinebuster. That was it. Yeah,
wow, you're right, that was legit. The only two high spots.
One of the high spots for me was the real naked joke of course,
I love that. Oh yeah, and the chin locks. I like
those, well, you know that nice spot. That's kind of crazy to
think about, Like, wrestling's not really like that anymore. If you get
twenty there's a ton of high spots. Due Yeah, you're doing your You're
doing your WrestleMania main event in twenty. Yeah. So that's it's just interesting
to see the difference in style. Yeah, sure, sure. So we
get the highlight reel with Leita and trist tonight, and then we get Crispin
wan Edge later tonight. Also Shavivor series implications there of course, and we
go backstage and Randy Ortons with Chris Jericho, Maven and Chris bin Wah,
which is the craziest lineup ever. That's a Hall of Fame run right da.
I mean listen, only one of those guys has a sweet YouTube channel,
so that's true. It is awesome, great channel. Man. So
yeah, Orton's there with the boys. Right after the match, he says,
that's one down. But we got to think about this Sunday. We
gotta think about Survivor series. And Jerio says, you know what at stake?
Right, and Orden says, bro, I know it's at stake all
right. We can throw raw for four weeks. Then all of a sudden,
a very big, angry, sweaty Batista comes out of nowhere and Dex
Jericho, all four dudes are starting throwing punches at Batista. A bunch of
refs coming to break it up. They're separated and yelling at each other.
I thought that was cool. I like that did straight up clip, didn't
make any noise at all, Just the biggest man ever appeared. Fucking noise
cheese, dead silence, dead silence. So they got to a pre tape
at Taboo Tuesday, Chris bin Wap beat Law Resistance by himself to win the
tag titles. So yeah, they started at Taboo Tuesday, the fans picked
Shawn Michaels to face Triple H for the world title. Uh not Edge or
Benoa. So Edge and ben Wall then teamed up to face lat Resistance for
the world tag titles. Uh and Edge walked out on the match and left
ben Wall to get fucked up by Law Resistance. Not only did he leave
the match, he left the building, got into the car with his gear
and drove away. Not so much you didn't want to do this. Well,
thankfully, Benoir is able to beat the ship out of a Lot Resistance
so much that he put the cross face on Silvan Grandier and won the tag
titles by himself. He had a straight up beat. This tag team is
all they do. They don't do anything else but this tag team. You're
right, You're right, christ Edge beating them is one thing. Kristin want
beating both of them by myself as crazy as that. They couldn't figure it
out, man, but wal just had him. So last Monday, Edge
told Benoa that he's going to take one of those tag titles, thank you,
and ben Walla says, who the fuck do you think you are and
Edges, I think I should be world champion right now, not one half
of these shitty tag team titles belts. I spit on them. I hate
these red things. I spit on those. That is nuts, man.
Edge is like a seven time tag champion. Man, come on, this
is this ship? Don't mean nothing to me? Yeah? That's crazy man,
You're right, Yeah, I don't know what's up Edge his ass?
Yeah, man, well he wants to be world championing. No trip,
Lace doesn't want that World tag team champion idiot. Fuck, he's already done
that. Yeah man, they've done that. Uh So Edge have a rematch
against Resistants on raw. Edge distracts the rough wall. Resistants will up and
hit the r of wah that magicler that means goodbye in French. He wa
and win the tag titles back. Edge then bumps both the tag champions out
of the ring, and Brain's been while with the tag title spears them.
He join Stants. Idiot, I guess would be fine. Oh my god,
dude, Chris, he might him now that Edge betrayed him. He
might he should. I mean, that probably work out better for him than
fucking the rest of this year. Probably goes he won the world title.
A funk off now. Then Edge puts bin Wa on the cross face and
Waft taps out, which I thought was fucking cool, by the way,
because he usually dudes get putting their ow submission and it's kind of rest breaking
up. I like that he tapped out. He was bleeding crazy too,
yeah, I mean yeah, he was probably fighting for his life there.
So we have Tyson Tomko versus Shelton Benjamin non title matchup next. Yes,
Shelton is intercontinal champion. Tomko comes out to Christian's theme the problem solver Tyson
tom He is the problem solver. But Jerry loss is, as he always
says, that keep watching Rolling if you ever have a problem, call this
guy, all right, all right man? So then he yes, he
was more excited. How do I call him? How do I get ahold
of tom Roll? Dude? Look I do Laa says, uh. Tomko
was out with knee surgery and last out with the surgery, not an injury,
a knee surgery, and Christian hired Viscera last week as one of his
one night problem solvers, and I guess he didn't get the job done.
So now the real problem solver is back to handle shell. I know he
hired thisra and then Viscera gave Christian anal destruction. I know that's doing in
my brain. He was always doing it. You never do he said,
I'm a lock in anal destruction. Now, Christian, he said, and
now I'm gonna fuck you. Yeah, Christian said that. Christ says what
he means, I understand that the instant classic. Understand instant classic is I
love that. By the way, I love that one night knee surge injury.
So I could get somebody give a destruction on smack U versus raw and
do it the miserably can purposes. Here's what happens if you don't solve the
problem. That's what stolen. That's where he like adopted it from about ship.
Wow. That's how he turned into the hooks largest love machine. That's
how Christian left w He's like, you say, my movie. It was
because he did like the angle, dude, that was what are you doing?
Whatever, I'm going to get to be a girl. They got all
over there, they got you may over here. He goes, w Oh
my god, holy shit. Wow. Yeah, well, let's not he
was skater of the fact that Christian came out here and looked like he was
in the movie road Trip or something like it was two thousand and four,
as because I've ever seen awesome movie. He's they don't make movies like that,
like college fucking Stoner movies don't exist anymore. No, that ends up.
That ends pretty soon here, doesn't it. Yeah, Sean Williams Scott
stopped making movies. He called it day. So yeah, we got Christian
versus Shelton Benjamin for the icy title that Survivor series, but we get this
non title match first. He's gonna soft them up for Survivor series, solve
his problem or else, Christian has something, solve it. Tom co Hot
starts to get something. Benjamin. Uh. Jerry Lawler says, Terry Lawler
goes on deader, He says, Jay Are I know you think that tom
go is coming get to his own, but you also think that he said
Shelby. Yeah, I thought it was tom beating his ass. I'm sorry,
I think he was putting over Shelton here. Okay, that's okay,
it's not funny anymore that I thought he was putting over Tom cooat this big
fucking seven foot tall dude, tom is coming into his own he has six
pack abs, he's six nine. But he says, you also think that
lime disease comes from tiktacs. So yeah, so we can't put a lot
talk what you think. J Are Jr. Completely ignores it, which just
keeps calling them bag breaker. So tom Com hits a military press fallaway slam,
which I thought was pretty cool in this match, awesome. Shelton gets
thrown to the outside. Christmas starts attacking him. Shelton was going for the
dragon whip, but tom co catches him into a boss man slam. That
was also cool. Yeah, he got him really up there. It was
cool as ship. Shelton hits a top upe clothesline, goes for a running
corner splash, but Christian pulls tom Coo out of the way. Tomko goes
for a power bomb. The problem solver, that's the name, because for
a power bomb, I'm going to guess and then that's the problem solving.
Yeah. Yeah, that's why I writ down to put some respect on that
move. Is that right, solvers? The problem solver? He does the
problem solver going solver was going for He never did that move, Yes,
he did. What is the move. It's the problem solver. Hey,
that's not right. Showed me one time and one I'll tell you what it
is. Solving problems. He didn't have to win the dombstone and the Yakuza
kids. It's neither of these things. Also, there's no sight problem.
So the tom Coke cutter, which was the Argentine backbreaker, maybe it was.
He was going for that at least. The problem solver with Christians moves
right now. That's ship all right. So Tomka goes for you better get
shut and gets down. Christ gets in the apron, it gets caught with
a very loud super kick. Dude, he super kicks the funk. I
actually love this finish. He super kicks the funk out of Christian on the
apron. Then he t bones Tomko for the wind. Great finish. Damn,
Tabo is right off the grill, dude. That was awesome doing the
recap the hits, the tea said, Brahn t bone right off the grill,
big shot, huge dude. There's also the funniest fuck exchange during this
match. Lallas says, jar, what do you think about Tomko's tattoos?
Jr? How do you think you would look with those tattoos, and Jared
says, well, fat and tattoos. Then Lallah says, oh, you
know, tattoos used to be a poor man's way of investing in art,
but guys like top Cove taking it to a real art form. Oh well
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cool, Yeah, I don't know why the chicken or just a regular chicken.
It was two regular chickens fighting over which is superior, you know,
the long chicken or the regular chicken. Oh, long chicken wins long chicken
every day. That's so it shows tough enough clips. There was one dude
throwing up in a trash can. Well, they the challenge for the week
was, you guys have to sprint up and down a parking lot, then
eat a bunch of pasta, and then sprint up and down the parking lot
again. And the office car did they run easta run, do push ups?
Vomit? And you do this every fucking day in the w W E
do you understand me? And then they have sex with torrils. Yeah,
so Tory Wilson is here in her underwear and she says that everyone and tough
enough will be taking the Tory Wilson Sex Test. Did we not watch that
episode? What the fun were they? Cookie? You never did? I
don't think we did the sex test. They bring out fucking me young,
Okay, yeah, next test. Yeah, it's a swerve. It's always
a swerve. We this hot girl and then we bring out the nastiest old
bitch we can she got the succulent nipples or whatever. I thought that dot
com. But what I was talking about was there was one Dave Meltzer talking
about it one time then or whatever, Oh my god, yes, wow,
rock what was or something? I we just we're all on different pages.
Then it was it was all observer stuff at the very least. So
it shows card Agle Trank darting big show and cut his hair. We have
that one. It was Tom for the moment he I saw the big show.
I said I'm home and then he gets tracked and he goes, picture
you. He's got no job, no hair, no hair. You were
bald. They slowed down the frankilizer gun. Are gonna cut your hair.
Kurt Angle's voice crazy time for new hair. Yeah, that's the big show
because he's sleepy because he got I think they were just tapped in the premiere
crazy toney. Yeah, they figured. It shows Tris Stratus with the title
backstage and she unlocked shirt cheese. Jesus says, I love to seeing Tris
straddis. I just wish we could see a little more of her. And
Trish unbuttons a button on our top and Lola says, hey, I think
she heard me. WHOA all right? Cool? Uh so yeah. Jericho
introduces us to the well it doesn't call it the highlight. Rod says this
is raw is Jericho, and then Piro goes off and he goes, yeah
yeah. Jericho says, in six days we're gonna see Randy Orton, Maven
Crispin Wall and me win the right to run WAFF raw excuse me for the
next four weeks, and then we're really gonna see what the meaning of raw
is. Jerich oh ah, that's for tonight. This sexy beast right here
in the striped shirt, he's the point out of ref. Here is not
out here to be interviewed, although I'm sure you got some crazy stories.
I want to party with you, cowboy. No, he's out here,
Jaca says. No, he's out here to make sure my two guests don't
rip each other the shreds before they get to face each other for the women's
championship at Survivor Series. Yeah, well, you know that's enough for these
two top women of the division. It's fine. I don't even know this
wrath. This is unnamed ref. Actually, is it Chad Patten? Was
that Chad Patten? It might have been Chad Patton? Okay, yeah,
well, Jaraco introduces Trish and he introduces Leta as the Queen of Extreme,
which is fucking can't do that? You mean, what the hell? No,
there's multiple viewers, check check. I guess well he put it that
way. I guess that's yeah, that's fair. Friend, team couldn't even
make it into the games, dude. Yeah. So Lda comes out and
her entrance lights are the most blinding thing ever. Man, yeah, ship,
say so. Lida gets in the ring. It's a tire. I
don't really remember it. I don't remember it, but it's cool. Yeah,
I do like it. Lda gets in the ring and goes after Trisha
mediate, but thankfully the referee was there to standing between them. That was
enough, says whoa, hey, do your job, ref, He's currently
doing his job. I don't want to. I don't want this turning into
an episode of Jerry Coe Springer. Christian got to do something well, Tris
says. First of all, Chris, what do you think of buddy?
I understand you have a you know, having a highly sought after guest such
as myself on the show with Lda. Did you not watch my highly informative
video last week? Lida is the walking kiss of death just by having on
the show, just like Dark Angel. You all know that show. Now
your show is going to be canceled. Oh man? Yeah, which a
Dark Angel? Oh shit? Wow? Yeah, it's it lasts October third,
two thousand and two. May third, two thousand and two, so
it's already very dead two years ago. They canceled Family Guy around that time
too, so they brought it back. They canceled it again, and it
might be time to bring back Dark Angel. Do you think guys come on?
Jericho says, well, let me put it this way, by having
you out here, Trish, the only thing that's going to be canceled is
my subscription to Better Sluts and Gardens. Because I'm standing out here talking to
the real deal. Is that amazing Better Homes and Gardens? H Better Garden?
The joke yo, and then j R and it Yeah. Lawer says,
oh, what kind of magazine is that? JR? You have a
subscription? J R? Laughser No, what fuck Better Sluts? I'm happily
married, Okay, I do not deal with the sluts. Tris says,
you got way too much going on up here. Lida. You know when
you get emotional on a match, sloot sloot, slut slut. She doesn't
stop talking. She hasn't done anything, she just here. She says,
that's what mistakes happened. And you've been action out of action for way too
long, you know, in ring action that is, And when you were
out making babies again, fat, I was making history and winning championships.
So if you think you're gonna get my title, keep dreaming. And Lida
gets the mic and she says she has been dreaming for the past seven months
about the day she gets her hands on her. Everything I've been through,
from finding out I was pregnant to that son of a bitch, she Snitzky,
who took the most precious thing in my life from me, every ounce
of pain and suffering. I'm gonna take it out on you. You think
Caine's baby she's talking about. That's Kane's baby. That is referring to that
that son of a bitch Jean Snitsky took by hitting Kane with a chair and
then Kane fell on Lida. Oh, then Kane went to the hospital with
the collared shirt on. That's right, and it wasn't his fault. It
wasn't Snisky's fault. It was he doesn't have that in his music yet though
it's spoilless. Lida says, you're right about one thing. I'm gonna walk
and kiss of death and this Sunday puck her up? What puck her up?
Jesus kill on every fucking angle, you fucking freaks throng you damn So
Snitsky's music hits not with the not with intro though, not with it was
my fault. It was just his song without that. And Snincey comes out
with a baby. He is a baby because it is fucking crying into the
sound, Syste. They have to cause music so you can hear the baby
cry exactly what happens with nuts. It's like a stock footage babies crying out
of it like stock footage sound. Yeah, the baby is crying crazy and
Sinky says, heya, say hi to my new friend. What okay?
What is Snitsky here? Is he? Like? Are we just we didn't
think that there's something wrong with him, like or is he just an asshole?
He's a freak or something? Yeah, Like there's some fucked up with
this guy. You saw this guy in sixteen nine resolution he would ruin your
life forever. It was in clearer quality. You up twentyp you don't want
dead. You saw this guy in four eighty I they would ruin your life.
Dude. He's got just the fucked up voice here. He sounds like,
uh, what's that dude's name Bob old Way. You know that guy?
Oh my god, yeah, he's like, it sounds just like it.
Bro, I do not I can't do that voice, but I know
what the voice you're talking about. Her friend, don't talking about Bobcat gold
Bobcat Goldsway. You know. You know Bobcat Goldsway's favorite wrestler is Donnie Pepper
Cricket. Are you serious? Yeah? They did like a magnum pro legend.
Yeah, you know, like the comedy wrestling. What's that loutelebra and
laughs. They did a ship. Donny Pepper Creek was on it and Bobcat
Goldwaight was on it, and he said that Donny Pepper Cricket was his favorite.
So wow, that's awesome legend. Oh my god, great guy,
that's awesome. That's Bob Jat poking for you. That makes me happy you're
talking about right? You know this guy? No, No, I don't
know, but it makes me happy, my friend. He sounds like,
uh, what's that dude, holy ship? Damn you do with the playoff
pee wee Herman. Yeah, that's close to that shore. Yeah, sounds
like that. Sorry about apologize. So Sninzky puts the mic up to the
baby so we could hear it cry more. And then Sninsky says, shut
up, it's a little baby boy. What's your name? Little baby?
And he puts the mic up to the baby anticipating an answer. This is
this might be the funniest line he's ever delivered in his star life. He
says, Oh cute, it doesn't know its name. Did your baby have
a name? Lena? I guess we'll never know? I said, Oh
my, the way he delivered, he goes, oh, how cute he
doesn't know his name. He causes to Megan, did your baby have a
name? His baby was about to talk. I'm fu glam so they can
understand the navy or what. I don't know, baby, big ass baby,
big baby, Bill pickles. So yeah, Sninsky gets in the ring
with the baby, and since he says, what's the matter, Lida,
you look a little worried, you scared? I'm gonna drop him. Just
drop the baby on the floor. Go ahead, take them, Lida,
who knows this isn't a real baby? Are we supposed to believe this isn't
a real baby? No? She believes it's a real baby. Believes it
to the whole end of the segment. That's your fucking angle. What the
hell did we just witness? You're right, okay, he was crying.
You're right. This is a real baby. I apologize, sorry, I
don't want to. We're supposed to believe it too. Baby, give me
a mask. This is Steve. It's not fucking Steve Turny. It never
was good by Steve. Lena preaches how to take the baby. And since
he pulls way and says, no, you can't have him. He's mine
and I'll do to him whatever I want. So Snizzy takes Snizy throws his
mic down. This is as ridiculous as it is. This is the most
ridiculous fucking thing. This is snitsky baby. No, this is the real
baby. I can do whatever. What do you mean? So Sninky throws
the mic down, and whatever I want means He fucking lines the baby up
crazy and punts it into the crowd. This is this is not due treat
the dogs. The stylist dog. I can't use it by street pasady bog,
fucking stay away from my dog, dude. The baby goes into the
crowd. A guy in the front road catches the baby and starts like celebrating
like you just caught a touchdown that was awesome. The dude caught it,
Dude, he was fired up. Looks could have got either way with the
with the punt, like he could could have he could have whipped it or
he could have like it could have gone nowhere. But athlete, goddamn it.
You look at this guy, he's a freezing come on. So yeah,
Lena's standing there, She's like sad, I guess scared. Maybe I
don't know, is the baby real? Can we understand the baby? Of
course? So yeah, since he's just staring at Rida, Jericho and the
Refford are standing there confused, and then I don't know. I think the
guy in the front row throws the baby at Snitsky in the ring, and
Snitsky like dodges it, and then the crowd starts booing because it like bounced
out of the ring and the fucking security guard just took it. Miss that.
Yeah it's they because the camera cut it's like on Snitsky you can see
him look up just slightly and I think something comes at him and I think
it's the baby, and then the crowd boozed because did so. Yeah,
Jericho then attacks Snitsky because he kicked a real baby the grill like, yeah,
yeah, I don't get this. I don't know serious implications. Live
baby was just kicked straight into the crowd call football and spiked it. They
don't say it either way. They don't tell him the way the real baby
or who the cares? Who's going wrong? For four weeks could tonight of
about this. Jericho starts attaging Sinsky because he's assaulted this fucking baby. Whose
baby it is? We'll never know for a New York Jericho Bumpsninsky's to the
floor, drop kicks him in the face through the ropes. Then he runs
on him on the outside and Sinskey fucking annihilates him with a big boot.
They started calling it the punt by the way they do, holy ship they
do. Was it here or later? I know they called it later.
They called it the punt when he punked when he punt kicked him here,
because that's where Jr. Like coins it I think, or I don't know
if he coins it here. He just kicked the baby, so he punted
the baby. He does it later to a real baby. So since he
runs, Jericho into the ring post as hard as humanly possible. It looked
like it sounded horrible. And Lena is just watching from ringside. I cannot
express the emotions she's showing. Maybe fear, maybe confusion, She's disassociated,
she's thinking about the Vimer series. There's so much going on here. Yeah,
what could happen? The show? Thinking about going to run it?
Yeah, it could be anybody, does Jerko look like a lot? What
does that really mean? Who's Maybe she was wondering what would the baby look
like? So wanted to be So we're back from commercial and j R.
Says we are back, ladies and gentlemen, they're going to replay this fucking
sinky thing here. You were gonna see one of the most heinous acts perpetuated
on roll here ever. And it's baby the time. This is the Doctor's
day November. I mean, did you not just see what happened? Okay?
So hey, so I think we're talking here? Answer me. I
think that I think that we're supposed to. It's supposed to be a traumatic
moment for Lda, regardless of the Baby's really not sure them acting like the
baby was real is nuts? It was Yeah, that was the bad part.
Wasn't even him doing it in front of Lida. It was that he
did it to a real baby, and that is fucking awful. What the
fuck? It's just try started the big show and now he's kicking a baby
anyway, the shimon, I mean, like, how many bad things can
happened? Covered the darkest day? They say they just damp diskey does not
belong the down w Star, not the company here. So raw is brought
to you by Juice Box Sick get your juice in a box. So this
is crazy, this is awesome. I never I have never seen this.
I've never grasps this. I don't know what this is, so I had
to look it up. What can you compare this best to? Is this
like a this is a game Boy Advanced Alternative but that doesn't have games.
It looks like That's like an Amazon Fire Tablet, is what it looks like?
Yeah, it's a it's an all in one media box from Mattel.
It's one of them ships that your parents would get at Roses and like you'd
be like, what am I looking at? What do I do with this?
Yeah? My parents gave me a Game Calm one time. What the
they don't fucking know? You know what I mean juice box. It says
right here, it's got all the juice. I thought this ship was wrong
back down box did they even say loaded with videos, sports, music,
and your own digital photos. That's why I thought I didn't have games because
they didn't say games. So I guess this was supposed to be like a
game Boy Advance alternative. I like, I've really never seen matel Yeah,
Mattel made this, but I had a bunch of different ship on it had
some BMX thing on it, and had like, uh had like the Ninja
Turtles had a Raymisterio interview for some reason on it. Yeah this is real,
this is real Ninja Turtles interview. I'm fucked up. No no,
no, no, no no. There's like a Ninja Turtles thing and then
also a Ray Maisterio. Did mind. I guess the Ninja Turtles all in
outfits were interviewing power broke them on. Guess what the Juice Box had.
Uh, it's listed here for w They had Eugene, just Eugene, okay,
and it it just had one. It just says Eugene. So I
don't know, you're just fucking with the Juice Box. You could get Eugene
on the Juice Box. There you go. Just let you guys know.
It can do videos in max resolution of two. Dude, I would not
want to see Snitsky in that, to be honest with you. No,
it's fine if you see him anything longer than that. Dared has a problems.
So it actually cannot play MP three or look at JPEGs unless you buy
it, unless you buy the separate starter kit, which came out after the
Juice Box came out, So if you bought the Juice Box like early in
its life, you couldn't do half the ship inside of the box until the
starter kit came out. How much was it? I'm going the starter kit
probably wasn't cheap either, I imagine not. Yeah, holy shit, how
am I gonna load this with sports snap? What the fuck it? I
want to watch this Rapisterio interview with you guys? Have you guys have to
look at up and some point and just see how shitty the video quality I
see? Then you prep far of the field general nineteen. Can you buy
one, James and we could we'll get it around with the Yeah, I
guess I could. There for sales hell yeah, but it's also brought to
you by w W Smack Din versus Raw two worlds Cloud don't play awesome fucking
video game and game by Monster not the good drink, the shitty job one.
Monster has thousands of jobs in your area. King, hopefully you are
searching soon for one like that out of me. Yeah, James, get
here, all right, So now it's time for the Simon System. That's
one of the new sponsors of Raw. Of course. Yeah, they have
a gigantic Simon System banner hanging above the ring and a bunch of fucking Simon
say some stuff like on a table in the ring and lovely and Garcia says
per Eric Bischoff. Please welcome one of the new sponsors here on Raw,
Simon Dean. And Simon Dean's music hits and he comes out. He says,
Yeah, he's miked up, he's fired up, crazy. He says,
we got some more to do. People, come on now. While
he's making his entrance, Jr. Is talking this whole time, So Simon
Dean is talking miked up while JR. Is reading this fucking shit. JR.
Says, I've been asked to read this statement last week. Our newest
sponsor, Shimon Dean of the Simon System made a serious, inappropriate comments to
our live view and audience, even though mister Dean was physically provoked. World
Russell Entertainment cannot condone mister Dean's behavior last week, and we'll strive to ensure
that such a greedish action won't be repeated. World Russell Entertainment sorry, would
like to take the time to apologize to the gentleman and Matt Gerr. I
guess that was a fan, a fat fan from Fat. I'm fat and
I'm allowed to do this. So fat Matt Girr was fucked with last week.
Uh, and Simon Dean is here to I guess make up for that,
at least so I thought. Simon Dean says, my name is Simon
Dean, and I've been I'm sure you've been watching my infomercials for the patent
and Simon System that have been airing all over the world. And tonight I'm
gonna pick one lucky person and win a lifetime supply of the Simon says I'm
absolutely free, which sounds fucking tremendous. I mean, who wouldn't want to
win something for free and that can do something good for you? Even if
it's WWE orange juice. So Simon Dean starts getting fire. He said,
come on, who wants it? You gotta make me feel I was to
feel some passion. No, not you, not with that shirt on.
He's pointing people at the crowd. What about right there, bullseye. He
goes outside to a woman in in the front row, standing next to WWE
red hat sign guy. For those that's uh her? They say that,
Yeah, Simon says, now, miss crazy man. He is like sniffer
all over. Something stinks, ma'am. I can tell by your ownor that
with that girth, it's virtually impossible for you to take a shower. And
aren't you ashamed to wash something? This woman out, It's like you can't
even see her. He's standing behind, like security guard or whatever. He
goes you with the red air. It's like the cameras right on top of
it. Yeah, she's not even she stinks and she can't get a shower.
Are you ashamed of having to wash yourself by using a damn cloth on
a stick to reach around all that fat, disgusting tissue? And she's pissed.
She's like fucking yell at him in the front row, ma'am, I'm
just trying to help. If you use my pen and Simon System, I'll
make it possible for you to actually fit inside of a normal sized shower so
you can wash away all that disgusting stench in just thirty days, guaranteed.
Simon then starts walking around ring people. You gotta work with me. I'm
the brass ring. Reach out and grab me. I thought that was fun,
dude, Yeah in two thousand and four. Yeah, wow, Simon
says, sir, you the front row with the squeaky bald head and coke
bottle glasses, please stand up, buddy, So it's just a dude standing
on Yeah, hey, fuck you, buddy. You should have swung on
him. Simon says, sir, I gotta know, do you get out
of breath by simply walking to the bathroom? Yes? Aren't you tired of
asking for assistance to help clean yourself after a bowel movement? The guy is
fucking talking shit to him with my Simon System DVD's, I'll help change your
life and rectify your wrackdom. I think the guy says fuck you, So
Simon goes back her eyeses guys, maybe I've got to reiterate this, this
is the night I'm looking to change someone's life. So he's looking around.
He's looking around and he finds a woman in the front row near the near
the stage and he points at her and he says, I just found the
luckiest person in the world. So he has her stand up and he says,
ma'am, would you like to try a freakinger of my patent a Simon
system? Come on? And she's very blatantly says no, I'm fucking good,
and Simon says. She says, yes, sorry, come on,
get a ring, get on and help her over the guardrail. So security
help her over the guardrail. She gets in the ring with Simon and Simon
asks her name and she says she's Laura and she's here from Austin, Texas.
Fuck out, that's what we're from. Yes, Simon says, uh,
hometown girl. Well, by the looks of you, I guess the
age old adage is true. Things really are bigger in Texas. Holy shit.
He goes on to just fucking rail her for like two minutes straight after
this. Would you like to try my Simon system liquid fat burner? It'll
help shed away those disgusting fat rolls in ninety days guaranteed. She says,
why not? So Simon turns around. He starts fucking pouring Simon System mix
into a pitcher of water. Orange is hello, here's a cup of it
for and she drinks it, and Simon Dean starts you doing. It's delicious.
It tastes great, doesn't It's and best part of it all it's natural
and a fedri free and with a woman of your size, it only take
twenty gallons a day. Actually, is fucking unbelievable, dude. Some guy
in the crowd yells that's tight. Laura then throws the drink at Simon Dean.
Simon takes a bump and says, so she leaves. She tries to
go back to her seat. That ship has definitely met a musil, right,
it's got it's I mean tang might not be a bad shout. I
mean yeah, like because yeah, tank's probably definitely cheaper, especially that time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm honestly surprised they didn't try to actually
like sell something of this. Yeah, well they probably didn't think too much
of this guy. Well he was a heel. Yeah that's also true,
and maybe heals ship wantn't sell his run is almost I mean, he don't
run. Come on with Jim and I aren't even here. What the fuck?
When does his run end? Let's see, dude, I don't know.
For some reason in my mind, he's around to like, oh seven,
yeah, it looks like seven, but I don't know if he plays
his character for that much longer. He's Simon Dean and Nova at the same
time. At one point, oh is that right? Yeah? Yeah,
like after one night standing ship, I think he's like, yeah, he's
on SmackDown with the b w O Okay, wow, what the fuck?
Which is fucking yeah? Crazy? Yeah, Well, the fifty six National
garbrige Gate is here and they're going to rock. Don't worry. They're five
years away from kicking Ken Anderson's ass. Kick his fucking ass. Boys.
Come on, Triple H versus Todd Jerry is up next? Huh? Yes?
So last week, Tony Triple H wasn't there. I'm sure you noticed,
because he's the main focus on the show. We were in the fucking
tank because he was not there, of course, that's right, dad.
So yeah, last Monday, Triple H wasn't there, and to Jerry came
out dressed as Triple H and on the stage. Instead of doing the water
spin, he's spit missed, which I thought was trip like, like he
does his throat thing and then does the miss. That was awesome. That's
awesome. Yeah, I love it. Uh. So that's why this match
just happened, and so Triple as can teach to Jerry a lesson. Well,
Triple H is in the ring, and I should have known something was
a miss when Triple H came out first, because the Jery comes out after,
and halfway down the ramp, Snitzky runs out and beats the ship out
of to Jerry. I've ever seen it was that big fucking frequent on.
So Triple H and Snisky are on the same team for Survivor series, Yes,
because is that made here? Because Flair got hurt? And is this
him unless it was already announced that it was. Okay, Okay, I
don't know why. Oh yeah, sure, okay, Yeah. Snitsky throws
to Jerry by his head in the guardrail, stomps him out his back knee
is legit insane, like he is so pimply. Yeah it was because he's
genetics. Of course, of course he hits the punch James onto Jerry.
Yeah, he gets him good with it too. Yeah, fucking nails him.
And Lawler says, all right, let's get the match going. Get
in the ring to Jerry. So Snitz to Jerry is sadly out of actionary
cannot face Triple H and Triple He says, ladies and gentlemen, Jean Snitsky,
you know one of the up and coming guys here and definitely a guy
that Triple H is worried about taking a spot one hundred percent, and that's
why he's so close to him, right, yes, Gene Snitsky of course,
of course, And Triple A says, I gotta tell you something,
big Man, that was impressive. You bring the intensity Survivor series. It's
a done deal. Welcome to the team, big man. And he puts
his hand out and Snitsky snatches the mic from him. When I saw Snisky
grabbed the mic, I said, wow, this is Triple H Politickey.
That is absolutely crazy. Hey dad, why you put me in an angle?
Was Geen Snitsky. I can make something of this kid. Seeah,
Triple H has his hand out this whole time, after Snitsky snatches the mic
like holding his hand up for her handshake, and Stincy says, let's get
one throwing straight triple h. I've never been much of a team player.
Then an eternity eclipses here. The longest time ever between a man talking and
a man not talking and then talking again happens at this one moment here,
I thought my video froze from how long it took Snitsky to figure out his
next fucking line. And his next line was so when we went a Survivor
series, And then another very awkward pause. This man is fucked up.
Got l taking to say, Geezy's like he's gonna be, He's gonna be.
Next up, this girl is staring at Snitsky. Well, Snitsky nervously
tries to figure out what the funk to say next. Those are dramatic pauses,
you know, when you're out there. Give him, you know,
give him some time to take it in. Snitsky. Gene, all right,
man, can I call you Gene? Hear the fun up? What
say you don't want his ship? Never mind, I'm gonna hit you with
the pedigree. Gut kicks. Somebody has to take the pedigree right. Your
pushes over. Fuck you the arms like the my god, yeah, he
annihilates them. Yes, because when we went at Survivor series, it's gonna
be all because of me. And just so you know, when it's my
turn to run Raw, I'm coming for your world title. And he fucking
puts to Mike in Triple H's extended hand and he and he leaves. Now,
sadly we do not get a gene Snitsky ran Raw, But I why
I wish we had. Yeah, like, come on, man, you
can't put that in front of me and then good Nah, No way,
come on man, because I mean the deepest darkest parts of that guy's mind.
I can't imagine the matches even put together. He probably fucking do like
versus Kuana. Yeah, I mean, who knows you unlock that ship?
Man? So uh yeah, we go to a pre tape here. This
is insane. I guess he has a debut yet. It's mama sign he
has not debuted yet. I think he did abuse here pretty soon though,
yeah he's about to. I feel like they aired these for a while though,
Like these vignettes were going on for a minute. I feel like they
do and for some reason, Tony his despite this being a very direct to
the point explanation of his feelings and his gimmick. Somehow he is hated forever.
Man, I grew up just like you guys. I'm cool. Boom
oh shit, Okay, he's like reacting to it in the video. Alright,
I grew up here in Texas, Texan. Fuckuck, yeah, he
says, this is where I grew up. They show like kids playing in
the leaves right next door to all you. I went to the same schools,
I ate the same food. No, who's out there saying that ship
he stares down the barrel of the camera. The I even watched the same
television shows. I watched Dark Angel. I enjoyed that show, and it
was never animosity between any of us. And then they show Hassan and Davari
on the screen and Hassan blatantly just says, not until nine to eleven,
I said, oh my god, I didn't remember it being like that.
Direct he says, you look at us differently now, and don't say you
don't. All I want is a chance. Don't judge me because I'm of
Arab descent. Judge me because of my talent, my skill. Judge me
for me, absolutely fucking not. No, we don't judge anyone on this
show because of their skill. I promise you that, Yeah you see that's
on top judge me for me. I just want the opportunity to represent you
in the WWE. And they boo that, and then Davari starts, I
think, reiterating the promo in Farsi, and the crowd boozed this whole fucking
thing and yeah, this like this is a crazy, crazy thing to look
back on, Like we look back on a lot of things, like Okay,
this is funny, like this is like the fact that this was so
easy heat is like kind of crazy. Now would be a complete opposite.
Dude, he didn't even do anything. Yeah, well, I mean like
America post nine to eleven was like pretty nuts, like boot in your Yeah,
you kind of had to like you kind of had to like live through
it to understand. Sure. Yeah, like I was was, I was
young still and I didn't really understand much, but like I was booming Muhammed
asan Yeah there was a guy, man. It was definitely a difference.
You didn't funk with America. He was lying, Yeah, crucis gon take
it out for one week's time. That's a long time. To take It.
Take It returns next week. But yeah no looking for next week American
Badass undertake he returns for one night o. So WW released a statement about
this. WWE is introducing two new Arab American characters on Monday Night RAW.
Maybe this was the first promo? Actually, oh really okay. Mohammed Asan
and Kasro Davari are US citizens who have grown up in America. They loved
their country. However, they now face a new and different kind of relationship
with their fellow US citizens as a result of being Arab American in the United
States. Still struggling with the tragic events of September eleventh, two thousand and
one, RAW will explore the challenges Hassan and Davari face as a son tries
to make his mark as a new w B superstar under the guidance of Davari
as his manager. I believe it was Outregs that wrote to here. In
other words, they're already worried and preparing for the backlash they will be associated
with what will surely be a planned, tasteless storyline. Such pussies, I
mean yeah, I mean like you had to. They knew what they were
doing. Hell, yeah, they knew what they were doing. Did that
press really sound like a rom com movie or so? Oh they got what
are they going to get? They're gonna face prejudice? Oh my way it
does something like that was so cheesy. They don't fucking face they they immediately
come in and spit on the American flag. Yeah no, they're technically extremely
what's going on? What was that up here? Ship? Okay ship?
If the gimmick was more like that, where it was like them being overtly
against America but saying they aren't, it probably would have been a lot better,
Like looking back at it eventually, like them like spitting on the flag
and then going whoa, just like you guys, that's true they I mean,
they could have probably tried to, like see where the crowd was at
first. He didn't have to immediately heal the crowd was gonna be. Yeah,
of course they want Well that's what they wanted it to be too.
They didn't want him to get jeered. Yeah sure, Well it is now
time for the Taz and Michael Cole Survivor series breakdown in the WWE DVD's pre
tape room. Okay, that's what I was I legit wrote down here,
what do we call this room? Because I wrote the w W twenty four
to seven set exactly is. Yeah, the DVD room is probably better because
that's it had it was before then. I don't even do that ship no
more, no where in front of a bunch of boxes. This match was
sick. It's like a six minute tag with four minutes epic? Is this
dude? Set building is definitely a lost art. Yeah, setbuilding anymore?
Yeah, uh yeah. I also think of this as the mean Gene confidential
set. Oh sure, sure yeah yeah, uh so they just run down
the SmackDown and raw cards here for Survivors Series SmackDown Survivor series matches, Team
Eddie Gurero of Big Show rv d Eddie Guerrero in a mystery partner I don't
know who it ends upthing versus Team Kurt Angle, which is Mark Jindrag Luthor
Rains, Carlito and Kurd Angle. It's unbelievable. This is fucking crazy lineup
there, Fatal four way for the Cruiserway title Billy Kidman versus Chavo Guerrera versus
raymis Yere versus the Boss Spike Dudley, who is the Champ Great Gimmicks,
Spike Dudley, Yeah, the Undertaker versus Hide and Reich with Paul Hayman.
Surely a fucking stinker. Yeah, gotta be horrible. Uh w imagine Yeah,
I mean this sounds horrible. Yeah. Jb elversus book A t for
the title, JBL's Champ, the Raw Matches Women's title, Trish versus Leda
and occond title, Sean Benjamin versus Christian Raw Survivor Series match, Orton,
Maven ben Wan, Jericho versus Triple Ah, Batista, Edge and Snitsky,
the New Evolution, and then we cut back to the commentary question mark.
By the way, the question mark guy was John Cena. Could have seen
that coming? Oh what's he back from injury or some shit? Or was
he just you're probably right. So we go back to the commentary team and
law Or stands up and says, speaking of teams, I want to do
one thing here tonight we wouldn't be able to do anywhere else. Of course,
JR is the biggest oh U fan in the world and we're in the
home of Texas. What kind of chant do we have for JR? Tonight?
And then there's just like confusion and like mixed booze in the chat and
in the in the crowd, and everyone's like, uh, what do we
chant? I don't know, and Lalla says, oh you sugs. Oh,
and then they finally start chanting, oh you songs that get into the
river already out of the college era. This is crazy. Yeah, I
guess so yeah, And Jared says, oh, thank you, thank you
very much. Five wings in a row, five wins in a row.
Maria, please get us out this buck out of here, Maria. This
is Maria's debut, I think. By the way, Oh, it's like
a backstage Yes, she was in devasearch and this is our first time being
the one stage correspondent. Yes, the Christy Hemy won, the Christy Christy.
She was in it, Marie. She wasn't. They don't know about
n C double A. Now, don't eve get me started on that play?
Yeah, oh ship was it you winning? We're on like exact opposites
of what we're doing on the game though, Is that right? What are
you doing? I'm playing exhibition and beating every other North Carolina team with the
NC state. Back to what you doing? I'm playing as Nebraska being all
the rivals. So there's that like exhibition too, or is that like playing
exhibition? But I was trying out a bunch of other stuff. But yeah,
just doing because you could do like the rivalry games. And then it's
like a big fucking deal. The stadium goes crazy. It starts shaking and
ship. Yeah, dude, the stadium poles. Yeah. Like if you're
playing and you look at like your plays, you know, like the routes,
they'll start shaking and ship when you're like, whoa, I feel like
at the offensive team. It's pretty crazy. How's that creation? Ship?
Have you made anybody? No, I've just been playing rival games. They
just uh did team Builder and it's like a website you can go to.
I haven't gone to it yet though, but you can like go in and
you don't do any game you do it on there. I don't know,
I just saw it on the website. But they do have like like can
you need creations on you download shit like plays and stuff like that. It's
pretty awesome. What the fuck? Oh that's cool. Shit. I forget
how how much college is like the wild Wild West when it comes to plays
and shit. It's just like you just do whatever. We're gonna run a
double option. I'm like, what the fuck, dude. The run pass
option plays are like crazy. You can either keep the ball, hand the
ball off, pitch it, pass it, do whatever you want, and
then it's just throw every quarterback. There's no such thing as a pocket QB
in a college game. Everyone's running an option and yeah, it's actually insane,
but yeah, I'm having a lot of fun on it. The game's
pretty cool. I haven't heard from the boner donor in a week because he's
only been playing that. It's a fun game, man. Yeah, I've
been having a good time on it too. I sadly can't play it right
now because my PS five is in the other room with the album bringing in.
We'll rock you later sometime, dude, kick your ass, dude,
I'm good game. I'm running triple double options, man, I'm running sixteen
guys all running throwing the balls. Don't run up. Wow, everybody goes
straight sixty person option is I'm running thirty people options or four verticals, Dundy,
there's only two options for me. I need to be there for when
you guys play against each other. It's like there's like a million different playbooks,
so you can get like the craziest fucking playbooks going on. You can
create your own playbook too, and just have like the most plays of all.
Oh, I got my little I'm like coach Klown. I'm not coach
clown my little book. Don't worry about what I do. I think there's
too people on the field. They hid the ball. Give them more.
This is college. We do not care. So we go backstage. Edge
is talking to Maria. Uh, and of course he has a book,
not the fucking book hour, Bro, you can't do this, Edge man,
he's got the fucking triple H. Triple H. Knew it was.
Tommy said, yeah, yeah, you should face me for the bell.
Yeah right now, yeah you should lose. Yeah, Maria says, your
moments away for we're match with chrispin Wall. What are your thoughts? Ed
says, did you read my book? What the fuck you would know that?
Austin is where Edge gets it done. And I made my w f
TV debut right here. Yeah, I don't know if you should remind people
that one Edge, we watched that ship. You killed a guy. Yeah,
you broke into his neck. I saw that ship, he said,
as much as that meant to me. It pales in comparison to my match
tonight with Crispin Wall. And he says he had an epiphany and he felt
good to tap him out through his cross face, and now he wants that
feeling again. And you can see tonight I write a new chapter in this
book. And then trip le H comes and drinking a little water and truly
says, ah, nothing like high school water. After I touched a tough
match. Aw, he says, I tell you, Glen, you know,
glad you finally see the light Edge. It's gonna be so nice to
go to Survivor Series and see you rather than look across the ring and see
you. Let me officially welcome you to the team. Man. But we
gotta keep an eye on one of our teammates, Geene Snitsky. This is
insane. This is insane. He's forced to be regular. The two top
guys right now are a directionless book Edge and fucking Gene Snitsky. Someone but
Edge up sex right now. It's coming. It's coming. Needs a commit
adultery now, uh, he says, Snitsky, you know, seems to
think he's he's not a team player. And I says, WHOA I know
you're gonna bury me and we aren't gonna win because of him. We're gonna
win because of me, and it's my turn to control Raw for a week.
It's not gonna be Snitzky coming for you. It's gonna be me,
and I just leaves him. Triple Ah just pissed. So all of his
teammates are fanning that they're gonna challenge for his title. Snitzky if wanting to
say, he's going to book a completely fucking crazier show, though I don't
know. So it shows SmackDown versus Raw footage of versus been Why I thought
this was awesome, dude, this is fucking awesome. I love when they
do this because, like, one, look how cool this game is.
That's awesome too. Why not fucking do that's the best way to average up
the game. The w WE Rewind brought to you by Clear Sill for men,
not women. Women. You don't get clear skin. Fuck you.
It's at tag Crispin Wah with the tag title belt and made him tap.
They just lost the tag titles. These shitty shitty tag titles. Uh So,
backstage, Triple H is talking to Batista about Snitsky and Edge who for
him. Help listen, Dave, I need help with Gene. He's really
barking up the wrong tree here, dude, Yeah, he says, can
you can you believe those in greats Sneeze and Edge. I allow them to
team up with us. Tell they pay me back. They're gonna come after
my world championship when we win. You you need to talk to them.
You need to talk to the two of them before I go off on somebody.
He leaves the room, but he leaves the world title behind, and
Batista grabs and he looking at it, and the crowd starts getting a little
fired, a little fire. I mean, who knows if Bautista gets a
shot a chance to book Raw as a GM, he might fucking book Schnitsky
against the book against the Zombie. You don't know. It would be fired
too. Bro started versus a train. Yeah, he's he's gone, and
uh, Linda Miles gotta go to sorry, gotta get rid of test also
gone wrong. So Christy, hemmy Christie Ivy won the Devins Searches. She
would be the special ring announcer tonight for Edge versus Crispin Wah announced as crazy
as sounds like us wowe put the crisp in there. I said, okay.
So Ben Walk comes down here and him and Edge start fighting outside the
ring immediately because they have bad blood. If you guys have not seen it.
By the way, Edge comes out, he has the fucking metal inga
song, and when the song drops, he has fucking big, flaming pirro
on the stage. I said, holy ship, what the funk? When
did they get that? Yeah, this was just he was just like debuting
this song, either like a week prior before that. He just got this
song. Don't you see that? He's evil as fun. He's got the
black tights on an he's about to be rated all. He used to wear
the white ones when he was a babyface. He broke it dude's neck.
I saw that first. I was all right, like shit, no,
I don't bring it up then. So yeah, so they're talking about Edge's
book as Edge comes out, and Lolas says, huh, of course,
I have a copy of Edge's book right here, and Jared sah, well,
I've got an autograph copy, and I got another copy that I've read
and it's very good. Lola says, oh, I know it is.
Christy Hemmy's very good too. I beg your pardon. Ah, what the
fuck? Well, the winner of Edge and Crispin wat and I gets to
join Lobvery's stance. I for what have excited to see what? Dude?
I can't wait to see and then see how they booked them when they went
into series. Oh shit. So ben Wa goes with a cross face early,
but Edge gets away from him. Very reminiscent of the match twenty minute
match we saw at the beginning of the show. That's true, dude,
Ben Wall is lighting Edge up with chops crazy like they must have said,
Wow, hey, you guys have to like kind of have a better match
than that first one. Yeah. Yeah. He takes over early with the
chops belly to back. Edge goes to just fucking leave. He says,
all right, fucking mall, you really want to join lotaries and sounds I'll
be honest with you, the world title, don't, guys, let me
go get that book for you. Ben Watch chases him up the ramp though,
and Edge turns around. The foe arms them and takes over the match.
So during the commercial, Edge hit a belly to belly. It looked
pretty clean. J R. Sounds like it was the coolest thing ever.
He says, look at this ship. That's the first move I've seen all
night. That's just unbelievable. Oh my god, the punt is the only
move I've seen today. We come back there to choke, crazy choke.
I don't even know what you call this. Okay, like a reirdnckad.
But by the time he got around he was like away from him. Yeah,
it's a it's grapevine side choke. It's like Ben Wall was like fighting
it and like trying to get out of it the whole time, So I
think that's kind of what it was. Yease Edge argues with the ref which
gives ben Wah a nice hope. Spot Edge cuts him back down. Evolution's
music then hits, and Batista and Triple h come down the ring side.
The song hits and jar what yeah, oh shit, Jr. Said Earlier,
Jared said, what if Range team wins? And he he asked Triple
should defend the title two or three times in one night or one hand to
his back, and Lawlard legitimately goes, it's not that serious. Fuck you.
After a minute, I read the Ortons music hits and he goes out
here with Jericho and Navin. Dude, New Evolutions is crazy man. So
ben Wa hits a super plex on Edge. They fight from the ten count
from a double down. Yeah, it was awesome, dude, and they
were fucking they were up top or Ben wal went up top, Edge cut
him off and head butt them. Ben Wah fires off an unbelievable amount of
head buds to get back, and then super plexis them. I was like,
this is awesome. Ben Wah kicks his ass for the rest of his
fucking match man. Yeah. Oddly enough. At this point, James Uh.
While he's doing all that, the ref goes outside the ring to tell
Ben want to go back into the ring and definitely not give Edge a gig.
So ben Hua goes to catapult Edge and both teams of guys are on
the outside, standing on each side of them. This looked awesome, great
shot, Yeah. Ben Wah then catapults Edge into the steel steps. We
come back inside. Ben wilocks in the Sharp Shooter. Edges bleeding, What
the fuck? What happened? Damp punches again. He hit his head,
so Ben Wallocks in the sharp Shooter. Edge gets the rope ben Wad that
hits the diving head butt for a two, then turns around and locks in
the cripper cross face. Yeah. Edge goes to grab the rope but can't.
Batista pulls the ref out and everyone on the outside starts fighting, and
now the match is thrown out. Dude, they're fighting. Crazy ref calls
for the bell, but we can't end this show that way. Here comes
Gene fucking down the ring and says another up, so wrong is here the
new book? And then maybe it makes the same raw raw sitsky Uh not
only throws maybe out of the ring, but he throws bin Wah on the
outside to Triple H. Then I I can't believe I'm looking at her.
Triple H runs back into the ring, and then it's good to bring up
the fucking new gen back Firstsky and they stared down and then Ed stares down
to it. All I'm thinking is Triple A's He probably said this is probably
cool. These are more you guys, Vince. They both do the belt
on too, like they're a threat to his title. I was like,
wow, this is this is nuts. I don't remember Jean Snisky ever getting
a push like this, and it definitely doesn't exist after this pay per view
He's fucking done. After this ship, Batista comes in and now they're all
staring down and everyone else slides in. They start fighting some more. Dude,
Tim Morton gets in in. All four of them just jumped these four
dudes and sny can Batista get thrown on the floor, Orton close on Triple
H to the floor, then triple The next like three minutes are the end
of the show, and triple H. I swear it had to be at
least ten to fifteen times. Keeps feeding up onto the apron to get bumped,
just over and over and over again, like I had to be a
rib times. He gets up just to get down and flare flop around.
Yeah, and Randy Orton's team stands tall before it Survivor series. Are they
gonna book the show? Holy shit? What have they got in their plans?
Why is nobody concerned? Hey? What if they book a horrible show?
Guys, like this whole thing is ratings? Why would he even let
this happen? He's gotta go on, dude. How is there like no
matches on the show because the rest of them were super long? It say
it three hours show? How like, Yeah, I guess that's yeah,
I guess you're right. Yeah, but damn, like, I don't know
if we've watched the roll that's had this few matches in a while. Yeah,
you're right. Twenty ten, twenty that was kind of how Yeah,
I don't know if it was like that twenty twenty three, seventeen wow,
yeah wow okay, so thirty seven yeah wow, okay, so like forty
minutes time, which I guess season that's probably more in ringtime than you get
on most shows. Honestly, Yeah, you're right. They had to try
to make these dudes. I guess give Jean Snisky twenty minutes? Did you
have a match? He sees something? He having four run ins and a
match would have made my year. I think that would have been fucking awesome.
Someone who came gave the show a nine. That is unbelievable. Let's
go, well, maybe it does end up booking and he books himself in
a well time match, and then Triple H offers him to join Evolution,
but he just does the World Heavyweight title match and loses, and yeah,
damn, what else is on the mavon raw? Do you have? He
only booked one thing? I don't know. Whatever you guys, do whatever
you want with It's November fifteen. He does it? Well? Yeah,
what? All right? So this was Maven's booked Raw William Regal and Eugene
versus Rhino and to Jerry versus Lobb Resistance for the tag titles Lita Versus Molly
Holly, Randy Orton versus the Coach, Chrismin Wallan Shelton, Benjamin against Egend
Christian Christy Hemi versus Stacey Keebler in a lingerie pillow fight, and Triple A
versus Maven for the world title. All right, video and read book that.
Yeah, don't go over your booking philosophy. What are you thinking of
here? Yeah? This is uh create, I guess it's I mean,
technically this is Rawl's go home to Survivors Series. I mean they centered it
around their fucking Survivitories match showing Kurt Angle going on. There's that's their big
go home match first match. Yeah, that's all. They're doing that on
SmackDown when it's also happening. Oh, I guess if they're in the Survivor
Series match. Yeah that's true. Yeah yeah, man, I mean Raw
is going on scary scary direction here. This is the end of time is
going to do the observer or maybe a man. They might add some hot
here, but Jean's on top. Give Simon Dean the intercamal title. I
mean, I don't know, man. They is about to come and turn
things around. It tell you that's true. Yeah, John Cena is about
to become the goat too. Yeah that's true. Things that around for them
soon here. But yeah, that is it for w B Monday Night,
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