Club 520 - Jeff Teague on CRAZY Adrian Peterson recruiting story, Kris Jenner vs. Oprah

Club 520 Podcast

We’re back with Season 4, Episode 13 of Club 520, where Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, and B Hen react to former USC and LSU coach Ed Orgeron telling a story of trying to recruit Adrian Peterson before he chose Oklahoma, and how AP said that if he could get his dad transferred to a prison in California instead of where he was in Texas, that he would commit to USC so his dad could see him play. Later, the guys debate Kris Jenner vs. Oprah, as well as react to viral NBA comparisons.

Timeline:
0:50 - Episode Start
1:30 - Holiday troubles
3:00 - Low-mileage cars
4:45 - B Hen's New Years party
6:00 - MySpace
8:00 - IG in high school
10:30 - Barbee
12:00 - It's 520 Somewhere
14:30 - Santa not being real
15:30 - Jeff's Christmas story
18:30 - Top 10 worst texts to get
25:00 - Conan O'Brien
28:30 - Indiana DoorDash
31:45 - Ed Orgeron and Adrian Peterson
34:00 - Top 10 RB All Time
36:00 - Kris Jenner vs. Oprah
38:45 - 1st Team All Cain
42:00 - Best woman 70+
49:45 - NBA comparisons

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fifth of December.
The fifth, No, they pay your rent no time. It
is about fifteen more days to get your ship to
get I can feel it's.
The wrong time.
The boy.
Ain't nothing worse than having something go crazy in your
life in the hot that season. That wrapping me all
like car trouble house issue right before Christmas.
I'm speaking of it now. I see what I'm rocking
right for.
I swear to God right, I never knew who car
that was. I thought people dropping you off her deal
work bro a lot.
I was like, damnop dropping a spot like. I was like, damn,
I never had a car that was so friendly gas friendly. Yeah,
so I dropped it every time I got you know,
I mean I could drop my other cars.
But it's just like, nah, I was wondering why you
were just dollars in the tank.
Bro.
That's a real.
Yes, Yeah, like regular gas lipping.
Oh man, I think I might buy a car I'm
thinking of.
It's probably only fifteen thousand I'm thinking about, I should
say only.
But.
Respecting it's probably never had un.
Little gas in a long time.
Seven.
Yeah, I ain't put.
Eighty seven a long time.
That's that's that's since oh no, it's a real blessing.
Brother.
Yeah, yeah, eighty seven since oh no, the rest of
us we hit eighty seven until I died I was
born put eighty seven. Oh none, that's life I've been living.
I said that it was like to to something.
I'm like, they should keep it up. If you got wrong, Well,
I know you do seven car garage, but.
Literally talking about building a garage.
Niggas like rooms, niggas you live, you live a little
wais from here, so for you to save on some chicken.
Yeah, not that you need to, but yeah, I like that.
Eighty seven in the time, Yeah, forty I missed my mirror.
It was like, this is love.
It stopped.
It stopped clicking so fast. I was over there like,
oh yeah, like thirty eight dollars. Now, let's ain't gonna
call it out. But that was a flex and loss
of keys. I don't care how I'm living a life.
When I posed a gas station, I got twenty. That's crazy, Like, bro,
I get you must fill up every time you get
to have exactly the rule.
Bro, Like come on to gether.
You're like, come on every other day, nigga, Twitter.
I'm frequent for too. Bro, that'll be my name, Bro
White j DJ.
You know you got goodest wishers and.
I listen, I say right now, I ain't never going
to get those swishes. God bless those who still do.
But love yourself a little bit better, man, I'll be
had to give my blacks and white teams. You freaking
up black lost art say y'all fr well, same game
with me till my left. We got my dog Bishop
be hearing out the pearlies. Are you what was nasty?
Another greater d this day? God bless the team like that.
Very grateful.
I heard you got some plans. It's New Year's Eve, yeah, man,
we got a party. Shout out to my family, Mike g.
Yeah. We were trying to bring something to the city
and not saying it's new, but just something a little
you know what I mean, a little classy, trying to
put on the suit if you can. We want you
to dress up a little bit and just come out
and have a good time with your people. Good clean fun. Yeah.
The vibs hot.
If you ever been to a sunset Sunday or Hendes experience, man,
you know the vibes. Man going down New Year's eve,
my boy be here. Yea the family one, Mike G
shouit a little bit more chill Elliert. Y'all know my
ship is Trimmers backyard boogie Barbecue. So we're just blending
it together with it.
Would be the perfect event.
Yeah, it's gonna be a good time. I'm just excited
because my homeboy pulling up. I can't tell his name,
but got.
We have some appearances on the way. You know what
I'm saying, but you know, respect.
Shout out to my boy before we move on. Be swift,
yeah see now, but always being by my side with
everything I do. I love your niggas and death.
Family with m se that's the gang for shure.
To my right, I still need my cups though, Oh
yeahs I need them.
You might as well flood stool with them. Yeah for sure.
The new merch To my right, my dog young not
your young tig. How you what living the Adida's life.
Three stripe life? Yeah, ship luxury over here.
Shout to my boy Mike.
M hmm yeah, three stripe. Yeah, he sent me some
ship that was offensive. Tell us more. I forgot y'all
out of you know what's crazy? Those are classics.
Every day that last a sneak realogy is gonna be
one of the ones I sent you because I just
let the minds out.
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But these are my go to Those are classics.
Man.
Listen, Man, I got blessed the sweet shots to the
family over there stock X Man. Yeah, okay, I'm saying,
of course you know me.
You know.
I'm super tapped. You know what I'm saying. Shout out
to a family with stock X.
Man.
I been on these joints. Man, you have Harvard Baites
so far, I missed the drop. They took care of me. Man,
it's real limited.
And shout out to Don Toliver. We gotta put Tea
on he ain't he.
Ain't one of the ones.
My boy going crazy with the collapse this year. I
needed these joints.
I know.
I love Babe.
Man.
Shout out to the family stock X. I appreciate you.
Listen.
If you want to tap in with stock X two
got to the seventeenth of December. You get that expression
for the holiday season, Man, make them Christmas go to
New Year's.
Man tapped in with stock X for show.
You know what I'm thinking about, Man, this brought me
back to the old purple Bait Wayne days. The my
Space backgrounds used to be really immaculate back in the days,
and that was one of the goos.
We were just talking about my space.
Yeah, I wish Instagram was my Space, but I appreciate
Instagram for what it is.
Do you think you would have been a different person
in high school if you had Instagram?
A different person? Probably not, but more a little bit
more out tapped into my will side. I grew up
a little different than y'all, like everybody, all the girls
and shit was like grown already when we got to
so it was different. So I feel like with Instagram,
might have had more people that was around my my
lifestyle that I was trying to be a part of.
That's why I was like Pike Township. I used to
go over there for the summer, bro because it was
just it was different.
Yeah, that thing going crazy right now?
She heard that. I can too, hopefully down here in
the Mors working for But I just like, if we
had Instagram and I was traveling to as a young extra,
so I've probably been moving around a lot more.
Yeah, I probably would embrace team pregnancy if I had
Instagram high school because.
I wasn't going there, I.
Said, he would have embraced it, would embrace the access
is too crazy, bro, especially when you're young and dumb.
You got that access to people that you ain't never
seen around a whole bunch of different places.
Bro.
Yeah, some more pop would have took place, but you
might even been noticing earlier too. Yeah.
I've probably been more as far as basketball, probably more
highlights and stuff like that. But as far as like
social life, I don't think it would have changed for
me because I was like a stay around my city
type of guy, like stay around my area. Like I
wouldn't have ventured off to the east Side because it
was the gas. It would have killed me.
I mean true.
But even I can say I agree with you because
Ship when I started sucking with you, you was really Instagram.
Really wouldn't you know you had it? But you wouldn't
really own that motherfucker like that. Nah.
When we started this pot yeah, I didn't even have ILG.
We had to fight for that all hell the G
bug man, shout the G book back. Whoever you call
my boy cracking the hell.
Of a call special man.
These kids are spoiled. It's a gift. For the curse
off for social media.
They have everything, bro. Yeah, but our parents said the
same ship about us, which is crazy.
I mean yeah, they didn't have ship.
They didn't have nothing. They my parents, they didn't have
Internet ship. My parents and your grandparents. Niggas was writing
letters and getting them seven days later. They it was tough.
Think about that, writing a letter to your girl. She
don't get it for five days for real. I still
think about that episode with Jamie Fox and Fancy Nigga.
She left the letter on them, Yeah, Nigga with Casey
and jo Jo, that's wow this episode.
Man.
I'm grateful for our though, because we got the mix
of both I mean, the best of both worlds though.
Yeah, bro, we got the experience of life was like
before technology after we got to be in the club
before camera phones.
That was the greatest time. Yeah all right.
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Barbara, you've got to do that, Carora, phone scout the
club man.
I know she didn't missed too much.
Yeah, Barba, come on, get to work, man, Come join
us please, Barbie, Okay, well we got it's good.
I don't want to be in this kode As City.
So I have to give us a little tropical drink today,
Passion fruit Pineapple.
I like the ice cube.
Thank you, passion from Pineapple. I ain't mad at it.
It's good.
I'm wrong.
I'm all right.
Since you don't got your own show, you've been cooking.
I respect that, you know. I think she's just starting
to take life a little bit more serious.
Kick depression's ass on back. Baby.
We must be paying you moreau.
The pressing drinks was.
A wood chip drink again.
So what was deciding for as a couple of.
Her live down?
I remember what I was going through here.
I almost forgot too shit.
And walked out. I don't know what y'all drinking.
Y'all were complaining. Y'all was like, we really just want
to drink straight up liquors. I gave y'all straight liquor
and y'all still complain. I'm like, I can't win.
That was a depressed day.
And then they need to talk to him, said bye.
I was going through some things.
Thank you, thank you. I was been going on have
your own show.
It's fou twenty somewhere it tapping on the Patreon man
Barbie on their five twenty.
It's so lit. It's still feel unreal. Even this still
feels unreal. So like it's five to twenty somewhere. It's crazy,
but I'm having a good time.
Anybody that you want to pull from the city to
come on the couch.
That you could think of, anybody from the city, it's
a lot of people from the city that I want
to come on the couch. I actually want to talk
to somebody because I want to have like a slumber
party for my birthday. Not a slumber party, but like
a pajama night and bring a few girls in here
and pot.
Okay, I'm sure I can do that.
That was what said, barbies be their lives. Term said,
I'm sure, man, I could do that. Looking up, you
want to put it all together? Money, Okay, She'll run
it through you. No, like he's trying to back out.
We we actually talked earlier. Macau is on a phenomenal
job on this.
Anyway.
I hope he hadn't recorded on the day working.
Him to death. He keep putting all this ship on it.
Mike keep trying to back up from his duties. Man, oh,
walk downstairs, sleep.
Job, find out, you get a new job.
To work out the dates. Nothing, everybody saying hey, then
back cork and that, hey we.
Got some cooking book. That one one ship the funk
about two times get work. I was ready.
I think you can't play the game there, I like
you trying to play. I got it edit so little,
my god, just like you about to edit Uncle Bien.
They pop up at the game you still want to do.
Take a break.
The game.
Christmas about that is all his decision. Take the break,
hire people just from to stop working. You won't do it,
Stephen day brom.
Nigga.
Stephen that out on every show that you don't get
here to sleep on the morning show, wake.
Up to do this.
Let's to you. You hould the picture man of the
man uh talking about Christmas?
Not this one.
We'll go to get to that one next. That's funny
yourself too. But I'm actually excited for Christmas this year.
Man.
I don't know why, but all right, man, just do it.
This kid he's saying, broke, I had to tell the
kids in the past away. I want to ask out
at one point did you find out center real? Or
when did you tell your kids?
And wasn't real? Excuse me?
I was five.
I never told my kids that I get it figured
out on y'all. I don't really. I don't have to
break the news to you.
I found out center with real. My dad was bringing
my stuff down. I'm up like I was always a
bad kid. Marcus was the worst.
I was bad.
I was the worst.
For you.
You was.
My sister was bad. She used to run and sneak
out the house. We ain't do that, all right, bro?
It was pretty dark, ain't. Actually she's really crazy. I
love her to death, though, shouting bake beans, man, that's
the one thing she can't cook. But now my dad
was bringing the gifts down and I was still up,
and he was just like, you know, putting the bringing
a bike down.
I'm like, what you're doing up?
Man?
Going on, man, gonna be mad at you.
Nigga sat up right use him because Nigga said it
gonna be bad. I told my mom, I said, thank you.
When you see Nigga, my mom by her dad, nig white, Nigga.
I on this god damn road dropping.
So shouting the pops, but he blew it.
That was enough for sure.
I don't want to tell me I got girls too, bro,
I don't it ain't that deep, bro, Barbie.
Yeah, I had a dark childhood. My mama did that.
I ain't think no white man and no fat suit
did that.
The Gates embraced the vibe of Christmas, but my.
Mom would mess it up because she would always say,
what you want for Christmas? And I want them Jordans
or whatever, and she'd be like, boy, them George's going,
Oh my god, they gonna be the death.
Of us, Like you know what I mean.
Then she was like, get to George, like you know
what I'm saying, Like I sell her, Like Yo, I
want the Georgan's Like, how Santa Claus.
My for five kids? Do the cookies?
All that ship? Bro, Shannah gotta come eat all that ship.
I go down there and bite it.
You know what I mean?
Ryan, ain't none of that ship? Bro about shi.
I ain't never hit Bible with that.
I did. I was like you he was.
We went to they came to Minnesota. He was still
a kid. I fucked him up.
You just really just had to tell him that, Noah,
because you know, I ain't ain't got kids, so me
everything a joke.
Life is a game.
It's funny.
I'm like, man, don't give a funk about that ship.
What you want to crew? Man, believe clause.
All probably got cent on this p man probably ill.
He came back thugging, you're like kid. He went from
talking about el Treasure sent me with her. He said, Man,
are you sure saying real? He asked me that he's
exact rapid paper in there the same.
He's smartest for sure. For that ship is hilarious. Man,
Little kids believe in center. Man, it's Coolin't nothing wrong
with it?
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The next picture here This is strictly for Barbie.
He said.
These are ten of the worst sex messages you can
get from a woman. Always start with number one.
Have fun.
Oh man, they hit you with that.
That's that one.
Oh yeah, it depends though half half on. It's never
I want you to have fun. I disagree.
I don't know one woman who really wants you to
have fun.
No, we do because I feel like when you just
about to leave the house and y'all been kicking it,
I think have fun.
It is cool.
That's that's a that's a threat.
It is not say more. If you wasn't being smart
like you know, enjoy yourself, have fun. It's like, yeah, bitch,
go be with your wore friends.
Y'all do be calling niggas gay.
Anytime you kick it with your homeboy. Y'all want to
hang with your friends.
For what are you doing for? You always want to
be up under each other. I'm about to make I grew.
Up with it.
I love this thing. This is my guy.
I can't have friends. You want to go to drink,
I'm gonna come home and try to should be should
be excited?
Was about to go down?
Yeah, I'm just going to preaking.
Literally number two.
It's all good. Oh yeah, that's it. They're now they're
mad for that one.
It's all good.
Yeah.
They they're kind of on both sides though, like like
if we ain't working with it either, it's all good.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool. It's smooth.
It's smooth. It's one of my favorite. It's never smooth.
Number three, no worries. That means somebody else will.
They're going back right there.
They said you were sleep and a sleeping bag down stair.
Yeah, we gotta look at your contract man.
You are.
Yeah, I'm sitting niggat. It's all good.
No worries is dark. Number four? Excuse me with the
question mark. I'm loading up, not after that.
I got something for you pulling up.
You pull up because excuse me, like you didn't disrespect
to me.
So I'm serious. When they don't even know the number five?
Do you?
Oh that don't do nothing I have? That's yeah, points.
Put that button out the door. Yeah, I just think
it's funny.
How that dot.
Yeah that's the worst.
Yeah, that's when I put that's on the recas on
the way I start blocking lot.
Oh my goodness.
That's when the cases. I don't like long text messages.
I hate that ship and like a text message got
more than talking, more than too long.
You're going to send a paragraph just in a voice note.
Voice for twenty seconds is not get listened to.
I swear you just skipped through it though, So I say,
you know it's read My thumbs up that ship so fast.
I love a good voice. Note cuts me out.
You niggas going to funk out.
I just be like, listen what he said, y'all.
Oh you play?
That's gonna be the intro my mixtape.
Stupid number seven.
Do what you want?
That means don't do what you want to do at all. Yeah,
you can't say nothing like that. I don't do nothing
for me.
I would say that.
Why would I be mad? You're definitely mad. I don't
do nothing for me either.
Yeah, you got someone that's gonna do it. Go ahead, okay?
Nine that nothing of me? And number ten you know what? Yeah,
the one that scares me is I got something to
tell you that that shuts my whole universe down. No,
that that shut that shuts me down. Brother, All the
other ship of that Jesus took the wheel on all those,
but that one. I gotta grab it back. That's how
I feel about.
We need to talk.
Yeah on some real you don't tell me that?
Are you free?
Right now? What do you want me are you what what? Oh?
Yeah what what? Are you free?
And my exactly already bad? So you tell me I
would wait and call you.
No right now? Are you free to talk later?
Wrong?
Now we can't talk now. I remember she told me
she was pregnant. Boy, the devil was running through my
face though, I.
Said, it's.
I'm count for you.
Oh my goodness, we live together.
This, I saw my house, my car, I saw everything.
Bro moved to Cali.
Bro.
She call said, look now, ship, I have to see
this through. You are here bullshit with these phone calls.
It's sunny and the nigga it's November December. Sure to god,
Bro saying Dick smelled like a rubber. It's good believe.
I was in that water, skinny bring that's that's that's
maybe forever. But now that one boy. She said that
the digial text run was sick.
Bro. I started crying. Bro, that was your first Yeah
he was back and to come back to that, my mom, Bro,
was my mom like made me feel so bad. I
took your teen kids like, I ain't gonna let you
be no dead being't none of your brother's dead. I'm like,
why can't I start something? Why can't I Why can't
I start the generational curse? It gives me.
I know I got a story that for everything. But yeah,
but that was that was a dark moment.
Bro.
That's scariest I ever heard somebody say when somebody was pregnant.
It was when my sister had to tell my parents
that she was pregnant with Malcolm oh Man, because she had.
Been sneaking out.
That that was dark. Glad you survived, right. I think
it was gonna make it up. She made it. It
wouldn't be the same without.
Oh Man.
You are saying, Man, please pull the video on Connor
O'Briant and his homeboys. I think this is damn not
relatable to us with this dark hem. So his parents
had passed away. But the funny about it is now
it's funny because he blamed his friend for you. I'll
play the video.
It's funny.
My parents saw so well. First, let me just say
the timelin because I have it here. I wrote it
down last year because the timeline was so good. And
so I I hear that that your your dad passes
away and I text you, uh that day or the
next day, and I said, hey, listen, I'm sorry to
hear about your dad's passing, sending love from our family
to yours, and you wrote, thank you.
Will to be honest, I blame Bateman.
For the death of my for the death of my father, right,
so I wrote, it's not a terrible theory and text
to me back, he killed my dad?
My dad?
Can I say, in fairness my dad would have loved this?
He gets crazy.
Uh So then, Babean, I tell Bateman this, We're done.
We're doing a thing that day, so he The next day,
Bateman texts you and he says, and it tells me
you're onto me. Yes and cod coding. Text baby, He says, Babe,
do yourself a fan or favor turn yourself in.
Yeah.
Two days after your dad passes, of course your mom passed, Yeah,
which we didn't. I did not see coming. Is not
see coming? So I text you two days after I
knew your boss. I said, Babman is asking for your
sister street address.
That's that's crazy. Wow, fantastic six.
You hear joke. It's fucking crazy.
Yo're getting lost both of his prayers. I'm shut down. Yeah,
I feel text it said, Yeah, I think my homeboy
did it. It's crazy. Yeah, but then for the model
died that they could say, with your sister addresses.
Two days later, it's crazy.
Yeah, you gotta have a crazy sense of human for
that for sure, because I've been mad as fuck.
Oh yeah, that's that's insane. I definitely don't want to
die two days later. Ship.
Let me live a little longer, bro, Let me get
me slide on something.
Not.
My dad said that the last ship. They said, well,
if your if your mom go, I want I want
to go right with her. But they old though, so
I know I want to give me some time, bro,
give me to live to ninety five.
Now you're trying to live in ninety five. Last week,
you want to live eighty.
Ten more years. Goddamn it.
Close ninety five?
Fuck that.
Ye sick. Y'all have dark humor, all right, man, shout
out the door dash.
You know we tapped in family, but man, Indiana, they've
been wild and please buy this video. This door dash
would be here wild'n out man delivering food. She delivered
the meal and then she pepper spread it.
Can't trust nobody with no neck.
Could have been poison. Oh god, I ain't never seen
no shing like that.
But what was the reason this?
People just hate people?
Man.
Ain't you gonna smell that on the bag though?
I'm sorry, Yeah, but they had as That was the
first thing I said. You couldn't smell that, you know,
the army like that at all?
It was army.
Should Paul, He said, after my wife had a couple
of bikes. You got a that's she's look that Pepper.
This is trying to see this Armys for real, that's
the orange.
Bad sneak bike said, I'm just glassy.
There was I map. She's okay, but I wasn't trying
to be flaming like be like for Cinity and peppers break.
That is wrong. How much we door dash? This should
just be your mental Look.
I just had door Dash earlier.
We love That's kind of crazy door that I need
to talk to you, But that's.
About we heard something.
That's why I love Dash because they give you the
option to say handed to me.
Yes. So you you see on door dash when they're
pulling up getting closer, you beat them at the door,
but ain't.
Telling them what they did in the car. That's why
I don't drink them drinks old no, no. If it's
not a bottle. Oh yeah, perspective mingade kids go.
Pepper spray jokes.
Sometimes I usually put a sticker over it though it's
like for the strong party they put your over sat
on the top of it.
Is crazy to you know, mouck have to pepper spray
me because I'm dominated because I ain't never seen the drink.
I like our here, appreciate you for sure. That pepper
spray is why the you still eat that? Why would
you do that?
Though?
Why do you what are you on?
You?
Like? What is you doing? That was part or not?
Whoever? That is? Yeah?
You own camera like that?
That's nuts, bro, I know she see that? Ryan Cameron,
Yeah that's wild. Yeah, we gotta look at that more
for sure. All right, man, go ahead, love the video. Coach,
Oh you talking about get Adria Peters in the USC
at his time there.
This is crazy Adrian Peterson.
So Adrian went down there in little East Texas place
he can mhm right, visit was it? But Adrian said,
coach got a problem. And I know he don't mind
me saying this, and I'll say it with most respect.
I love it because my dad is incarcerated in texall
can Bob stoops has already going there to see him.
He said, Coach, you gotta go see my dad. Man,
and if you can convince my dad to come to us,
I want to come. But there's another thing I need
to talk to you about. So we tried to get
into jail, but everybody will tried. They wouldn't let them
do it. So I said, Adrian, what is the other
thing we need to talk about? He goes, Coach, my
dad will get to watch me play in Texall camp
they play Oklahoma games. Because I'm not going to Oklahoma.
Said Adrian.
If your daddy, if they showed them USC games over
that would you compis it? Because I come tomorrow if
you promised me my daddy could see every one of
my games.
I went back to Los Angeles.
I went to speak to the male to speak every
influential person that I could talk to, and I tried
to get Asian's daddy transferred from Texa, Canada to Los
Angeles jail.
Man, I busted my button.
I couldn't do it.
Man, just to red thing, were you ever close? No, No,
you can't do that. Man the great get his daddy's transferred, Princess.
That's how you know he was calmed. He was going
through all that, bro to trying to pull your daddy
like making.
Real phone call.
That's the real. He got a game that's real.
That's insane.
Yeah, that's a real Jesus they free though they free Jesus,
they not a freewn damn there made to play what
he was trying to get the trades, get your trans
from years you can't get here and get out the.
Show. Get you a trust for man, it's somebody n
I L. No, that's a really n I L. Hell yeah,
you get my daddy transfer. I'm definitely. Yeah, you're a
real one. Yeah, that's one of the craziest I've seen
recruiting wise, bro, like, I ain't going that far.
Brom Like especially said all the real flas ain't no
trouble with the naked daddy did. I'm cool, But Peterson
people forget we're not.
It's not a top bro. That's that's crazy.
Bro.
What he might be like the fourth gradest runner back
of it for something you gotta think about, Like Barry Sanders,
he probably number one on everybody board mm hmm. Walter
Payton probably up there, but my favorite one.
Was the one who was uh fucked with the weed heavy,
Ricky Williams.
Ricky Willims, Ricky will we pull up top top runner backs,
top five. Gotta be saying Ricky Williams in the top five,
you know he top twenty five, respectfully, what Ricky Williams
running held on?
Are you talking about college?
Yes, we're talking about you, said Coot in the league.
Oh no, it's cool. Definitely talk to God.
I thought I was talking about the Alabama running backs
them the top twenty five. Thompson legend for sure. Interesting
he talked twenty five, Amms Smith, Barry Sanders A. Yeah,
Ap is definitely top five for sure. Yeah, Dereck Carry
top eleven. Who's got number one of la Damien number one? No,
EMM Smith and Smith his stats is od they are
Frank Gore number three, his stass dummy.
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Reggie Bush isn't even up there. This is an NFL.
It's NFL. Don't off he's going. That's why I thought you.
Talked about college. Reggie Bush the greatest un I thought
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That's funny, man, that's great man, all right, man, please
play it video. I'm laughing though, be here, send me
some of Chris Jenner hands from this morning.
Talk about the old heads.
Yeah y'all something, how y'a taping with Chris all about
the bridge? Nothing but man, it was old. But I
don't give a I'm nothing.
I'm gonna see the man she sliped the debit card.
Gotta rub your deck, rub your go ahead, rub the wood, bro,
I'm nothing, rong, get the lotion.
I'm nothing, bro, Little Masoline on yo, No Bro, she's
never seen no coconut.
She felt like a rattlesnake. Cuz ain't no more fucking
way we gonna figure it out. Trifle.
You're taking her her Opra?
Oh pleasy, No.
Person, Chris?
You taking over?
Christian You're gonna I got Chris every day of the week.
Chris Jenner over Oprah? Are y'all cool?
Yes, I'm very cool. No, Bro, I love Oprah, but
I'm not bro. No give me Chris Oprah. I mean standing,
ain't standing that that bullshit house for no reason?
Bro to the time.
Actually, I don't think he can leave me. I think
he like under like yeah, he.
Got right there, Mike, man, there it is.
Is is the color go to the lad go to
the original.
She's bad.
If we're doing Chrissy, that's a crazy versus that is
a crazy.
It's not it's legit. That's gonna date Chris Jenner over
Oprah Renfree? Are you always go to some crazy like
why do you thank you?
Mike the real photographer? Go to Chris right there? Yeah,
that's all.
Go to the new and approved Chris Nigga. That the
remix that is the lean singing from Kids. Bro Died,
He died, He's another king. Listen be Bro with the
T shirt. The first team Allay who first team all came.
First my first day, first man from Kids he is
number one. Simmons Simmons, Oh yeah, goats, Gene Simmons first.
The first team all came Gene Simmons, Lawrence Taylor, Oh yeah, yeah,
for sure. I'm just thinking about people that was at
the peak of their career. What we got a game? Say, y'all?
Came at halftime of gaming for still my furbite. For sure,
I'm not doing that. Mike Whitney, No, no, no, just
crack his cheap Tim Allen that work, yeah, he said,
Mike did top greatest k users.
Did you know that Tim Allen was a gangster before
he started doing movies and snitched on people in sight
Free and then he started doing.
He Got a Fall listened, Yeah, Ma, Min, I don't
know k Moss, I.
Know jot the best remix ever.
That's a fact he's for Yeah, that's one of the
great Barrymore very more. I didn't know makes sense? This
is hey, fifty first dates. She had to be on
the cane.
The project known.
Let's sing our sources Charlie Sheen for sure, Charlie Sheen's
on the cane.
Yeah, for sure.
He's not legend about books up.
Hey, oh Jeff, you wouldn't at the fight, Bro, Stephen
K No, No, you wouldn't at the fight that we
would to the crawls for the fight listen, Bro were up.
To No, don't tell me you already are? Oh God,
with the back to back, I'm like DJ, we up
and the recording.
Not doing that. Y'all got you and Marcus got me
in trouble, bro.
Y'all was laughing doing the show, and me and DJ
was trying to be serious, and y'all was laughing about
somebody and their kids, and me and DJ.
Just kept talking. Everybody laughing about their kids, like he
got a black kid.
Don't know it.
Look, I didn't know that's NBA players. Y'all be dropping
the tea.
I did not drop that.
That was That wasn't me, everybody I.
Got so many.
You was a whole ass nigga for laughing at Bro
like that black nigga.
I didn't laugh.
You didn't know that was passed crying, but I could
help it. Bro, your brother is a fool. I didn't
know nothing about it.
And they keep bringing the ship they've asked for as
view of the podcast, we just want to be in it.
Yeah, Bro, for real, they was, that's all.
That's all moved. Jeff didn't have nothing to do with that.
Damn. Why trying to move like that? Because where you
fucked up was when you shouldn't have said nothing, but
you said you said the right thing. You was like, Bro,
allegedly that's all you said.
Allegedly, Bro, I ain't trying nobody. I don't know if
that's really fake.
Yeah, mokal fool man, And that's a wide place, man,
be careful for sure. Why are you searching it? Bro? No,
we ain't gonna do that. We ain't gonna do that.
This said that type of bard. But that was just funny.
It was funny when the first drop, everybody like, yeah,
that's that's wild. Bro.
Respect please shout the oprah Man you to go. I
don't care what they say.
Respect.
If you had to pick an older like lady that
they over be your old lady.
M hmm.
Like we're gonna say seventy plus, I think over seventy.
Man, you put me in the Bond Night seventy seventy plus,
angela basket edge seventy she got.
I ain't gonna put Angelo into seventy spot. She's probably
sixty six seven. Make the cut.
In league, Bro, No, I can play.
You got this? You got got? Bro? Why are you going?
Buck was playing four years ago in that league.
We always chief a book. Well you look thirty hold on, nah,
it's one more. I'm thinking about Patty LaBelle. I'm cool, respectfully,
what this nigga?
Look up?
That's a wild search.
Who's that with that?
Bro?
Oh? Her right there, Jeff lewis my mom. She's talking too. Yes,
I'm ooh.
Pressure Loretta ba No, you are sick. You need to
be you mean, she said. End of the by therapy
I mean Dan Ross touched Mike. Note Mike, he said,
stop it. Oh Glad's night boy. God damn you a
ask got about one more tool.
I don't know who she is.
Yeah, Debby Yellen, that's her police side sister.
M hmm, I'm rolling in the I'm rolling you.
Quiet damn her eighty give me Patty, Patty was nothing
I thought you was talking about.
I thought you should read the frank she did. Oh damn,
I can't have you anyway. I couldn't have you if
I wanted.
Yeah, King, she's day over Billie Ralph. No, well we'll
make it. I'll make it a mission.
She too old.
There you go, Oh cool, there is free. Just give
me baby, Just give me baby.
I'm going with Felicia for Shi Bro.
That ain't a bad pick. Or I guess I'm going
to Sister Leslie who.
Disrespectful. That's a broadday del Roy.
All right, okay, okay, that's it. I mean give me
give me over. I'm sticking with that.
I'm going Felicia for I always look good.
She's beautiful. The seventy of you paring it's brought you
by club for twenty pressure. You have to think somebody.
Charlie RAFFI, you don't say you're gonna give me age?
What sixty seven? Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you.
Felicia shot out Chris Jenny, I will hope.
So yeah, that's like it was. It was a debatable.
Now you gotta go white.
My favorite white over seventy's Sandra Bullock over seventy.
Damn.
I like Cedra Bully. I ain't gonna lie like I
give you sick. We'll do six sixty Sandra bull like, well,
fifty five. No, it's kinda got offsets respect for fifty five.
You look sixty.
Let's do it.
Let's do some white women, Mike. Sandra Bullock is my favorite.
She's my all time go she she.
Oh for real?
Yeah, they don't care.
Chris Jenner, The Show, Jeff Gold, they really don't give
it now, geners Wold Share y'all brought her up. I
can't it got me some more options? No disrespect? Yeah,
just who so cool off that cole Corporate.
I don't know, yeah, man, just look at Sandra bull
See how she is.
She got respect? Andre Bullet, Oh.
Early life, she meets the requirement on rolling.
I ain't man, you know, she just got to take
the throw.
Yeah, she's the one.
I respect it.
She hold it down.
I wonder how it was the white woman that played
uh in full House who got her daughter? Who played
for her daughter? Oh yeah, I'm taking I'm taking her.
No it was Llyd laughing, wasn't it.
I'm taking her?
Or the girl that was on.
What's the white girl that played in scarface that was
on the coat on?
I forgot her name? But who's my girl for Freaky Friday?
Got heard too? Damn she.
Said no, she is that picture to the far left.
His recent just dropped the movie.
She was in a movie.
She didn't literally, I'm sorry. What about the one that
played in scarface?
Uh? Oh yeah she was weaking scarface. He thought she
was weak.
Oh yeah, no, she's pretty. Yeah it was pretty fa.
Yeah, I'm sleeping all fifer Michelle Pfiffer. Ah, you wilding,
it's cocking upple, cocking uples.
Give me the lead. That's wild that's give me the
lead from Greece.
Ship.
That ain't hert Bro stopped doing that, y'all. Lead Bro,
he's still here right, yes he is, Bro. He had
to stop doing the show. He just chilling the ship.
I'm saying, smooth, please shut to view this little boy
get in trouble. This is funny as hell. Before we
got out of here, go through my past parents.
Oh yeah, it's definitely jeff Son. I remember this.
Yeah, Yeah, that's jeff boy right there, proud, proud pop man. Yeah,
that's crazy.
You can't do that, beloved kid like that. Man, How
do you disput a kid like you can't? Bro, especially
at this age when the time he growing up here.
Bro, I'm just happy.
I love that household.
I'm so happy for dog.
You raised the king. I'll be excited you raising the king. Man.
He will like.
You.
Ain't gotta worry about that man.
Sandra Bullock will be going to his favor Dolly party.
I'll take Dollary part over the same over Chris Dolly, Chris,
Oh Dolly, give me, give me Dolly d J Wilder,
give me Dolly Dolly. Bring it up to she is.
But give me Chris Bird Dolly do got o g money?
It ain't like I'm cool, Bro, Alex Cars, I ain't
going cause Chris.
I stand for Chris. Speaking of like n b A
comparisons my boy Ben in his bag.
Oh, he's been killing you.
Gotta I'll show you after my boy that he's been
going crazy. He has we gotta figure how to get
him on Barbie Show.
Bro.
He yeah, we we have to figure out how to get.
He said, the players that are unappreciated to start playing.
I said, you're going, yeah, he start playing people.
She said, Jeff, you should have reposted that. I wanted to,
he said, the league. I appreciate it, but always I
was like, oh, shout out to somebody got it.
That's my boy for real. Man, y'all fried Man, he's hilarious. Bro.
I can't help but every time he I just listened
have to bros. So funny bros. Some great content because
he really watched basketball. Everything he say is accurate.
But I really know basketball.
We're giving away our old time players all time great.
They shouldn't go away. I was like, this niggas great.
I do not like this.
One of the best. And where do you get this
ship from?
She's start doing it for the love the game.
She stopped doing it for look again, I love it.
Trying to check your life.
It was crazy, man. It bro.
So late because I'll be laughing at you, like you
corny bro. He's a real scout for sure, for real time.
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