Little Big Girl (S1812)

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Fourth Finger Discount dude. Welcome to Fouring a discap, the podcast where we
always listen to things in stereo. This week we hit a review episode jab
F zero four. It is Little Big Girl. I am Dedoh and I
am guy. He's back back by popular demand. Check out those teeth amazing.
We'll take a nice picture for the for the nice people, yeah and
put it on the internet. In case you've never listened to an episode of
fourthing a discount. Ever, what's happened is Guy went to Balley last week,
so thanks to Aliet Jay and the epistep and in last week to fill
the chair. But Guy is back now, as he said, looking better
than ever and just more enthusiastic. And look at that happy smile. Indeed,
never seen your smile so happily. Well, yeah, I was very
reluctant to show my teeth beforehand because they were remiss. They were in the
Big Book of British Smiles. No, here's the thing. I actually went
over to Bali to take a little bit of a mini break, but also
had a broken tooth that required a crown. I crunched the numbers and realized
I could fly over to Bali, stay in a little discount hotel and get
my tooth fixed full or quite a reasonable amount. Just just answer this question.
Did you work on the script? I did not, and I did
work on my ted. As you can see, I've gone from a funny
too, I've gone from shockingly pale to pale. And while I was there
little more even even more number crunching and realized, hmm, I could get
a slick set of veneers across my top teeth for a very reasonable cost.
So I've got that. And now whereas my teeth were uneven and yellow,
now they are even and blindingly white. Oh actually not blindingly white, normal,
just normal. Yeah, yeah, I mean, and it's not it's
not ross from Friends as I said, or Matthew Perry on the reunion no,
or a baby Billy from Righteous Gyms Sens, which was kind of my
go to do not do yes. But everyone was pretty happy with them,
including the lovely Louise, who was the sort of the the target demo for
you. Were you a bit scared when you first showed it? Were like,
oh gosh, you better like these? Oh yeah, well, first
of all, I was scared because it's like, you know, you spend
three hours in the chair. Well I spent three hours in the chair,
you know, with my teeth getting sort of filed away and reshaped, and
you were await the whole time, right Oh yeah, yeah, I mean
they loaded me up with the novercam, which I was very happy about.
More more yeah, so I didn't feel a thing. But you know,
there's always that thing We've all seen. It was it Batman, like the
Keaton Nicholson Batman, the first thing where it's like I did what I could
on your face and you know, you look at the mirror in here or
Nicholas cag and face off. I'm just staring, right. That was going
to be the case. You know that after they've done this work for three
hours, I'm gonna sort of look at it and go take them off,
take them off. But no, that's enough, that's enough, like blinded,
but no, a very pleasant surprise. Everyone I sent a picture to
was like, hey, they look great and very natural. Then I came
home and I saw my mom, Yeah, Michael, Mary margam Mary's like,
what have you done? You are not my son. I have no
son, but like she wasn't upset or this one. Oh it doesn't look
like you. And I'm like, well that's true. Probably a good thing,
right, better now now you've got guy two point zero. But anyway,
so yes, that happened, but a very nice and a very nice
getaway. Came back with a rejuvenated mouth everything, and you know, my
trip went very very smooth, and my accommodation was nice, my flights were
good even, and the flight back was pretty good except I was in the
middle and the young man to the right of me. Clearly had a knight
on the turps before we left Balley because the plane hasn't even left the runway
and he's gone through three sick bags. Oh shit, I can't remember the
last time I saw anyone use the sick back on a plane. Yeah,
yeah, but he was just I mean, last time Ice went on a
boat one I've told this story many times. It was like going around I
think it was in Tasmania, like going around one glass base, one glass
baze, yes, yeah, and the boat went up for a while,
stay there and then came down like it was just like it's basically you sort
of it's it's fine, and then you sort of go around like this cliff
face and it's like now you're in the big ocean. It's just like fucking
waves and everyone's at the back throwing but Nicholas just like pussies, and Nikola's
dad and myself were sitting there at the bag. So I've never been on
a boat since, understandable. But yeah, on a plane, yeah,
before he even taken off, Yeah, so I mean, OCEI, it's
not signess. He just was on the piss, yeah, and had a
terrible hangover, very Fortunately his mum was sitting across the arm. She said,
you're not gonna bother this man. This whole flight sped o perfect.
So that was that was nice. But then so then you're next to a
lady, But that's true, it was or did you go to the end
of the ear? Do you go in her seat? Or did she just
swam? She just swapped seats. Yeah, yeah, and then the person
next to hers like, fucking bother me. For the rest of the trip,
I was between two ladies because the lady on the other side, she
was traveling purplectly fine until I think she realized, like, oh, I
can't bring fruit from Barley in to Australia, so she started eating. I
would you even think you can? I have no idea. I have no
idea. But clearly she didn't see the rules and decided, well, I
bet this this whole mango is too good to throw away. So she just
started eating like a whole mega, not like slices. She just cut it
open and then just started running away. What the hell like a possum.
Look, but neither of those things bothered me all that much. But I'll
tell you what did bother me. Okay, I was up in the front
of the plane. I didn't have check in. They had the director's cut
of bad center on the bare flight. That's true your future presentation. No,
it was happening in the front of the plane. So I got off
quickly. I didn't have check in luggage, only had carry on, so
I moved through the whole airport very very quickly. It was about eight o'clock
in the evening, so there weren't that many people there. Good time too,
because you go to sleep very much. So well, you think so,
except I am. I got to get the shuttle bus to get to
the car park to go get my car. I'd left my certain by the
time when you got back here, you mean yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, well no to the Yeah, get the shuttle bus to get to
the car park at the airport app in Melbourne. Yeah yeah, that's what
I mean. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So you're right
back home. I'm yeah back in sah back on terrorform. Everything's going very
very smoothly. And get on the bus. They said, right, we're
dropping off at H first or yeah, at H first, and I'm like,
h that's me. That's cool. Get off first, Get off.
It's raining quite heavily. But I'm like, but that's okay because I'm just
parked over there, or am I you mean H? I am looking around
the eight section because I mean my remembrance was it's like, okay, I
mean H and I am diagonally from the bus terminal where again, on the
bus it was at H first to what you said, what was it called
just H we want to H first? Yeah, yeah, the bus driver
said, we're in H D. I'm an H second. Fuck get it's
bucketing down rain and I'm just my car is not where I thought it was,
and they've gone. We know the busses come every few minutes. That's
all right, but I mean still, it's just that, Oh man,
I've done everything so right now just for to be tripped up at this thing.
Okay, I'm just gonna have to walk up and down the oil and
it's right, I'll get a little bit wet. It's forty five minutes later.
Ship. Really, you couldn't find your car. I could not find
my car, and you never want to ask somebody for help, because like,
what kind of dickhead loses that car? Okay, Well, first of
all, I see a bunch of other people sort of walking around this section
going you two, I'm pretty sure I thought I was in H and the
end I'm like, maybe I'm in G. So I walk over there and
start looking around in relation to the end of the bus stop. No luck,
I'm getting wetter and wetter. So there's no roof in s place.
This is the outdoor. Yeah, I finally got pissing rain lately listening to
you. Oh god. Yeah, and I've just spent like a week in
tropical Barley. I know I'm not in F, but I'm going to have
to go look in F as well. Two whole letters away. I know,
I'm just were you in the itchy lot? Lewis text me, I
said, are you out yet? I said, I'm I'm so ashamed to
say I cannot find the car. And in the end, how often were
you going? That's all I was doing? Yeah, because but I mean,
I don't know about the range on my on my keys, but I
mean that sometimes I think I've got to be pretty close to get get the
lights or if you relock it then goes it gives a little long. I
was doing that all over the place. No luck, none at all,
getting soaked to the bone. You're back and I I just had a carry
o cary, but still it was getting soaked. That's getting soaked, and
it's I've got it sort of strapped around my back, but it's banging against
my leg. There's a happy end of these folks. I clearly made it
home in the end. But when I did, and when I took off
my took off my trousers, I've got this massive bruise on my thigh and
where it's just been banging against my leg like that's how little actual work guy
does a bag bang his leg bruise and like a pitch. I may go
even, oh god, in in response to what you were saying about you
know, oh you feel like an idiot because you can't find your cart.
In the end, the bus came around again. I sort of jumped on
and said, made this is such a stupid question. But what happens if
you can't find your can't not a stupid question? Or might just get in
there press the button. You know someone would come find you. What's your
name, Oh, guy Davis, Yeah, you're in age last thinging in
this age of modern surveillance. It's like, oh, they probably filmed me
coming in and all that kind of stuff. While yeah, mat a bet,
how long do we find him? An hour? Someone helped the guys.
I feel sorry they're watching it, look at this chump walking around the
rain. But a very nice angle one came along, got in the man.
I said, mate, I felt like such an and he goes,
I've done this four times a day. Don't feel bad. And so how
did you lose it? Was it in age? It was in Age,
but there was a section where Jay and H and G kind of converge,
and I was looking at it from the wrong angle as well, this is
a fucking a maze. I had no idea how to angle. What do
you mean the wrong angle? Looking at the bus stop and from the wrong
angle as when I walked to it, it was like, oh, I
am diagonally, but you know, it was like a forty five degree angle
as opposed to a ninety degree angle something like that. Either way, when
I looked at it was like, oh, yeah, that's how I walked
to the bus stop. Here's my car and you've all past us six times.
Just no, no, I don't know how I missed it. But
luckily this very nice gentleman helped me out. So how did you find?
He told him where you thought it was? Said, I know I came
in that gate. I know I'm in either H or G. I know
I'm near the car park. He was, yeah, mate, no worry,
we'll find And we did. I mean, and it took maybe ten
five or ten minutes in that guy's car to help us out. He was
a worker. He was a worker. He was Facebook friends. Well,
buddy, lifelong buddies. Remember you're telling the story about your man who had
the cool Pokemon card. Oh yeah, yeah, see you on the roof.
You were blood brothers. By the end of the day, me and
Hess are now blood brothers. He was a good guy. But that's not
the end of the story. I get in the car, it starts.
I'm like, I'm getting the fuck out of this car park. I just
want to go home. Yeah, and you're wet. I was soaked.
You know. My girlfriend has no respect for me, no respect instead of
just myself. But I get to the get to the out the boom gate,
and you know I've paid for for him, so I've got the QR
code. QR code not recognized, at which point I'm pushing the button again
to speak to a nice person, and deep down you're imploding, like you're
you're you're fucking Harry. I'm seeing guy frustrated. I can imagine what was
going on. Hi, it's not scanning my QR code. Okay, just
you know tepic harp. I said, no, I'm not doing that.
I'll reready paid for this ship. Yeah, and it's like, okay,
we'll back up and the car behind you. There was a car behind me,
but I think they saw my reverse lights and they backed up and went
to another lane because I was taking forever. It's nothing worse, right Internet,
in this story, when you get to the fucking exit gates and the
person in front, it's like you realize that they're for like thirty seconds.
You're like they didn't know what they're doing or they've got an issue, and
you're like, fucking now, I'm stuck. Yeah, that lane's following.
Why did I go that light? So you were that guy? Yeah?
I was that guy. But luckily the person who HAMI moved, I'm moved
back. A little booma came up, drove out and I was freezer bird
And then I realized I did pay for this, right, So did you
actually pay for it. I'm pretty sure I did. You didn't pay for
it, I'm sure I did. No, No, I paid for it
beforehand, before you left. Okay, it's going to say you would have
remembered if you paid for a night on the night. I believe. So
I'm going to check my account, although I can't really check my account now
because in the many misadventures of God, I'm telling this. Tell him down
to this story. Before we got on here, he said, you better
tell the story to the listeners. I haven't had the end of it yet,
so I've had the start and that's out. I woke up this morning
sort of yeah, half awake, and I'm checking my emails and a guy
feels like he's been watched and listened to you through his phone, which we
are, which indeed, but especially me, he's forever wearing that tinfoil hat.
That's correct. But this morning I'm looking through things. It's like,
well, first of all, it's an email from door Dash Trust door Dash.
I mean, they have brought me many fine meals. They seem like
a repudial company. The news have to pay that. That is correct.
They're saying to me rate house service, and you could get an Amazon gift
card. I'm like, do it yeah together, las together, law grade
taste taste great Together. I'm going to take this survey. I answer one
question as like surveys over. I'm like, wait a minute, wait details,
and we will send you your gift cards. Sometimes you can't trust the
internet, so like I've gone from half a sleep to fully caffeate. The
email was from you dickhead dot com send us he beats yes dot org.
It was from Sucker dot dot org dot r t H. Anyway I get
on the I get on the email on a different device. We will get
a little big girl by the way. Yeah, we'll talk about eventually.
It's fine. To my friend Sabbie Steve, my my very tech minded buddy
who handles all my technological needs. Forward him the email. I said,
is this a scam? I've looked at everything else, but my mum sends
me things all the time. Should I open this? I'm like, if
you have to ask, you probably don't. Y. So for the next
a minutes, I'm like, please don't take away my live savings live savings?
Am I supposed to buy bluebies? Or because I wanted to say five
It was a five dollars at them. I was gonna say, you did
this for five dollars? Correct. Luckily Steve got back in touch and said,
not a scam, it's legit. So I'm like, okay, I
still haven't got the gift card. But how we supposed to Ho are we
supposed to get the gift card? That's a really good question. Now,
it was asking what occupation you were? You don't feel like your details like
see I mean no, I means I'm just gathering all your details. That's
all they're doing. Okay, well, yeah, they were just fishing for
Well, it's like, what is your occupation? I said, journal?
You know why they do that because then they can say, all right,
this guy does this job all you telemarketers. Then they can go all right,
we need someone who works in this field. We'll start calling his number.
Oh anyway, I look, I don't think my details are out there
on the dark web for anyone to steal. But there we go. Did
you get your gift card? I don't think I've got my gift card yet?
And he show us legit there. I don't know. I trust Steve.
I mean he spends a lot of time, But how are you supposed
to get your gift card, Well, what's the who's who's it from?
From actual door dash dot com? Door dash it used an actual company that
does what do you call them? That does online surveys and stuff. I
mean I looked that up. Maybe he didn't finish, because sometimes it's just
like you're only one step away. Now just give us all these extra details
and you can have your extra little gift card. Well that's right. I
mean, the only question asked me was what I do? What's my job?
And said, you know, and had journalists as the as one of
the options, which I took, and then it was like thank you for
participating. I'm like, what is that it? Anyway? So look,
I may have been scammed. I may not have seen you on your TV
and you didn't see the menage, dear son. I don't know the upshot
you got good teeth, the upshots I got good tea, got wet,
you got good teeth. I eventually got home. So the lovely Louise,
We're very happy to see one another again. Now she's out of town for
a few days, she'll lose her car. She's a lot smart, nowhere
near that. She's the Darcy to your butt very much. She's the is
there a Donnie du as opposed to Donnie Don't want Donnie the book? Yeah?
Yeah, speaking of the simpsence, yes, we watched an episode of
it. We did, Yeah a little Big Girl. So this episode here,
I was warned going into my Alie Jay and similar to the South Part
podcast last week, we said you're gonna hate me to Hank his Christmas special
and I was like, crazy, man, Elliot j sounds like a hater.
Then, with all due respect that man, that man runs a tight
podcast. He's a he's a tasteful, fun, very very cool gentleman.
But yeah, a bit of a hater. Certain when it comes to say
pack did you not like A little Bigger? Considered this one of the worst
episodes of the season, one of the worst episodes they ever reviewed. And
so there's only one good joke in the whole episode. And I'll watch your
songs like much in the same thing here because I actually enjoyed most of this.
I think it's a bit of a strange one. For the most part,
I enjoyed it, especially the Bart story. I enjoyed more than the
least one. Least one was a bit sort of like off brand for Lisa.
Yes, very off but it reminded me of there's an episode and I
believes in season ten called Lisa gets an a maybe me. The premiere of
season ten were Lisa Kudrow versus our voices a character from school, and it
was it that episode. Anyway, Lisa cheats on a test right esphere,
she plays Dashed in Go she pretends to be sick, so she's basically she
cheats on a test. She goes to Nelson to find out the answer,
so she goes off brand because she has to get good score. She goes
against her beliefs. So it's a similar story here where she's going against her
beliefs morally to get a good score. She goes pretty far with it,
but she also goes pretty far with the cheating as well, because in that
episode she she wins some awards and some what's it called when you get scholarships
kind of eating and that kind of thing. So as off brand, but
like it was, it's still been done before. I must admit, you
know, when she first it seems really off brand for this when she starts
with the whole ruse, this is very out of character. But yeah,
but how many times can you sort of say that when she's being so self
righteous all the time, It's like, well, you know, you've got
to be consistent with this kind of thing. But then they have like Evil
Lisa the reflection saying well, do you want to do it? Do it?
Do it? You've got to go to a good college and all this
kind of It's been a while since I've had that kind of like conversation,
which I don't mind that would have the inner demon. Yeah, I mean,
I think when you bring out the inner demon, when you when you
have the angel and the devil on the shoulder. Yeah, it's it's a
pretty good get it a jail free card. It is about again speaking.
So I'll give them props for going. Okay, you recognize that it's off
brand, but you're giving yourself an out and giving us an out by result
by extension. So I'm like, okay, yeah, I can roll with
that. There's also for me, like I'm looking at she's eight and she's
always won all these awards. She's seen as like the goody two shoes of
the school. There's that fear of getting caught as well. It's like what
happens if I, well, I've gotten away with it, and then she
didn't wanted to keep going. They sort of like pushed on, now you've
been nominated for this, so it's like I'm stuck in this line now,
and it's like, what happens if I tell the truth is unravel everything I've
worked so hard for that kind of thing as well. No, that makes
sense, that makes sense. I mean it's not she deliberately kept pushing it.
Yeah, but it was a bit of a thin storyline to even for
a B plot to be to stretch out as long as it was. But
I think they did okay with it. I liked the like the not you
two fibbing bare what I must have been there was a yeah singing, Oh
god, how far we've come in you know, a decade, decade and
a half. When it comes to certain terms the word midget and things like
that. Well, I mean when the guys stands up at the end,
when everyone's sort of revealing that they're not necessarily native American, one guy says
an aboriginy, it's like, oh my, been a while, that one.
I mean where I work, you know, our style guard is changing
all the time in terms of like how you can refer to indigenous people or
how they prefer to be referred to, or how we should how we should
refer to that kind of thing. It's like it's basically in capital letters in
the Star guid never say aborigine. Okay, whatted? I was like,
I seriously have not heard that word for a decade. I don't think that
used to just be that the name it was, And then we went,
oh, we're racist. I mean, well, I think technically it's I
mean, aboriginal is a term, and aboriginy is also a term thereof,
But I mean the way it was used, well, that's the thing.
I mean, it's often with so many words. It's like, let's not
even go down that how you're saying, yes, let's try to move on
from a tone of tone of voice when you're saying that. But yeah,
I mean, just to hear that, I was kind of like, WHOA,
yeah, racist. I did like though that it was consistent throughout that
Lisa was the only one calling them Native Americans when everyone else was saying Indian.
So but would say Indian, Hope would say Indian, and she kept
saying Native Americans. That's almost still showing she's still the righteous person here,
she's still not doing the right thing. She's doing the right thing, but
she has the she has the good she has good intentions, except not wholly
good intentions. She's a good person in this scenario, she sort of just
made made a wrong decision and now she's stuck. And look, that's half
of the course with any good comedy. It's like you make one bad choice
that sort of snowballs into a whole bunch of other It becomes a worst choice,
becomes the worst choice becomes So I think the act too, is that
she comes clean and doesn't get caught. True, true, I mean she
just gets caught and goes you're right, I'm not this. It's like,
ah, you're caught in the actors like it comes across the worset as opposed
to I can't do this anymore. Look, this is I'm just telling the
truth and for other people to sort of cop to I'm not either. I
don't think it's like a spread the blame. Well, it actually relates to
your story before, where it's just like you don't know what to say,
I lost my car, and then you look around you're like, yeah,
I lost my car. Too old jumps one person, one person's their hands
up. Everyone does. But the Bart story. So you Natalie Portman.
So she voiced Darcy. I thought she did a fantastic job with Darcy.
It's one of those performances you get from well, I mean, Natalie Portman's
kind of a household name. Yeah, I mean she was in the Star
Wars movies. Not as much now I don't reckon, but she like the
twenty ten's in near two thousands, she definitely was because of Star Wars,
but she was everywhere for what I haven't seen like a like a blockbuster film
with Natalie Portmand for a while though. I don't think, No, I
don't think she's really she doesn't need to, but probably not. What was
it she had like black Swan? She was black Swan? Wasn't she Swan?
She wanted to ask her for that? Yeah? And what was the
one where she, Oh, that's Hillary Swank? Wasn't it the Boxing one
million? Do about as Hillary Swank? Yees? Yeah, she's got a
movie coming out at the end of the years. I don't know if it's
going to be in cinemas here, but it's definitely gonna be on Netflix called
May December with Julianne Moore that's apparently really really good, okay, and she's
apparently very good in it. I mean you watched on like talk shows and
stuff, and you're like, I want to hang out with you. Well,
yeah, I mean there's a lot of talk about Natalie Putman good actor,
bad actor? Is it really okay? Yeah? I mean I tend
to err on the side of good. I mean the performancy won the Oscar
for in Black Swan, I think is really very very good, very fearless,
very bold, And yeah, I mean she does good work. But
at the same time, I think she might be as good as the material
that she's given, because I mean, I don't think anyone could do as
good at a good job in Star Wars Queen, and she's It's crazy to
think that Natalie Portman and you McGregor and Liam Neeson were in Phantom Menace.
Oh God, that's an all star fucking cast. And then you've got Samuel
L. Jackson, yes, of Lee, and you know a whole bunch
of other good actors in them as well. You think, like the original
ones, Harrison Ford wasn't a household DAMI you and the first time I came
out so like these were all newcomers, right, absolutely, but like George
just went bang as a kid I didn't appreciate. But you look back then
and you're like, holy shit, what it. Yeah, you've got some
bangers for this there, and they couldn't even turn this shit into gold,
you know. So, but it's funny. I mean, she's For a
while I was like, is this voice this is sort of familiar? Tell
you can tell sometimes when you're watch any character this is somebody, Yes,
but it's like, okay, have they got yeah, not that this Sarah
Gilbert, but it's like, oh, they got Sarah Gilbert, or they
got more like an A lister And yeah, seeing the ends, like oh
that's Natalie Portman. That's interesting. The best thing as too, is you
couldn't tell who it was either. They're the best performances. Yeah. So
what I was sort of alluding to at the start was it was the kind
of voice performance you get from an actual actor yep, as opposed to someone
who's cast for their name. I mean, Natalie Portman's a name, of
course, but she's also okay, well I'm going to try and give an
actual acting performance here. And the fact that well, I mean, some
people may have gone, hey, that's Natalie Portman from the from the get
go. It took me to the end credits, go oh that's Natalie Portman,
like, okay, good for you, because I just thought, okay,
this is Darcy. It's someone I recognized, but who I'm more interested
in the character. I just thought she did a Darcy character, was charming,
like we also a bit of a badass as well. Oh yeah,
well knocked up at fifteen. Yeah, yeah, she's not a good girl,
but she also seems like she's got a good heart. Oh yeah,
she doesn't seem like a monster. And that and one can she wanted to
get into a car because he got stereo music. Like, she's clearly a
bit of a bad girl. You can see the three girls are looking at
each other. Yeah, okay, I'll get it. I mean I must
have meant. I was surprised at the amount of making out between How was
Bart ten? He's ten? Yeah, and that also felt a little bit
off Brands. I was just like, if you willing to sort of put
aside the fact that Lisa's doing this and Bart as a ten year old is
sort of in a storyline with like pregnancy and things like that. To get
all of that. It's I enjoyed it. I can't understands how some people
will watch this and go, that's ridiculous. He's ten. How could she
ever think that he's anything older than ten? A ten year old looks like
a ten year old? Correct, and you can pull all the Benjamin button.
Yeah, sort of disease. I think fifteen is like too old to
four for that excuse. Oh yes, absolutely. Yeah. I did like
the setup though, of him getting his own license, because the thing is
she's like, well, he does have his own license. Yeah, how
does she think he was sixteen to drive? Sixteen? Yeah? So she
thought he years older? Yeah, I guess she must thought he was at
least sixteen. Yeah. Yeah. I did like the setup of him,
at least, as silly as it may have been, at least it explained
why he had a license. It was a very long setup. It was
very prolonged and drawn out setup, and I must admit at the very start,
when you know, it's like how does this fire start? Okay,
it starts with a fire. At the what are they want to call him?
Sperlunka's Sprung's Sparkler, Sparkler, Yeah, at the Sparkler property, at
the farm. Yeah, this is like, this is going on a bit.
I don't know. Oh, okay, you've got to do it so
you can have the fire that nearly burns down the town and then oh then
okay, and now Bart's a hero and he can have anything he wants.
Now he's a license. Okay. Took a while, it did. Yeah,
it's kind of like the testing, like just that took a while to
get to that moment as well. But yeah, sometimes the long drawn up
ones aren't too bad. This one not a lot happened though. We had
We had the long sequence of the chicken starting the fire and things like that,
and it's just like, what's all this about? Yeah it didn't.
It's just like, ah, so you just killing time. Really. I
mean, what I did like about the episode was a couple I did want
to point it, particularly like that scene. There wasn't the scene itself,
but it was a couple of moments where we had good the music in it.
So we had like the tune that's like Golden near symptons. Just have
that all the time. Yeah, well that's old looney tune. Yes,
Oh, you looked it up. What it was something like that. Yeah,
but we also had the sequence music when he's sticking of things he could
get because he said it was like, what did they use that for?
It's it's just various, like when people are thinking of happy things they could
do. Yes, but I just took me back to like the Golden Year
of the Simptons because I haven't heard those tunes for a while. With the
last time we had that first bit of music there was when Homer had the
duck in the swimming that the rope duck, but that went through the Yeah,
so I like that element. But yeah, I'm just watching this going.
So that was a whole lot of nothing, that's true. There were
look, not prolonged sequences here that or a whole lot of nothing, but
there were bits in this is like you're stretching padding in a bit. Yeah,
yeah, this is full of padding considering your two stories going very much
so. Yeah, but I did. I said this to you off the
air. I related so much to Bart now understanding what it's like to have
to be the driver, like Homer being the kid because his whole life Homers
or Marge in particular, has given him around. Now it's the other way
around. He realizes this an't fun. So I was driving the kids to
school today. I'm just like, so, I've got to get yourself,
get your dressed, get you fed, get your teeth brushed, get you
in the car, get him to kinder, get hurt the daycare, then
get back Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. And the whole time that it's like,
I don't want to do something. Do you think I want to do?
We can all be at home on the couch, bron the TV.
Like you're laying there. I'm changing, I'm wipping shit off your eyes and
you're going, yeah, well you're not doing anything. You just sat down
and took a ship, and now I'm cleaning it for you. You're getting
white. You're like a little Roman emperor. Oh yeah, I mean,
I'm sure I've said plenty of times, just particularly as I get older.
You know, you look back and you're like, oh my god, my
folks did so much stuff for me. Mean, I don't have driving around
to the extent that you are. But I mean I've done it. I've
done it enough times with lose kids. I've done it maybe five I've done
it enough adults now enough times to sort of recognize like, oh my god,
if I had to do this all the time, yeah, i'd go
and say I'd be a bit snappy, and I'll be but yeah, I
was thinking about my mum sort of like, can you drag me into tensh
we can go exchinge some comic books. It's chemic book Steward Margaret Mary is
probably you were not to my side? Why did you take better carry your
teeth? Nowhere? Have we got a bar? Consider I reading comic books?
Fuck you? Ah man. The other thing I thought they could have
improved a lot in this episode was the North haver book aspects. Right,
so they're finally going to north Have we so much about this town? We've
never seen it fleshed out like this before, right? Yeah? I mean
they got a monorail at North Haverbrook, didn't they? Well, no Monrolhi
and there never was, so so that's that's so basically Lyl only sold them
one and they're fucked up obviously. And at the end of the March versus
the monail episode is like North Haverbook, where do I know that? And
they're there with their pitchforks. Oh okay, that's North Haverbook. So obviously
the town got screwed over because of that and they lost a lot of money.
That the pyramid scheme was I wasn't the one in Geelong. We we
lost all our money. Oh yeah, that was literally a pyramid because it
was a cor pi. Yeah, what was it called the pyramid building side?
It was a pyramid. Yeah, oh my god. In hindsight,
wait a minute, one question surveys. It's run by a gentleman named mister
Ponsi basically, but it seems that Northavybook's got to ship together and it's back
on the right. It sounds like a cool joint. It would have been
nice, though, to have some sort of reference to Aila La Lanley as
a call back to Phil Hartman or one around. Yeah, it's been a
while since I've seen American graffiti, but I was thinking the whole bit where
Bart sort of driving around the town square and it's like Rock around the Clock
is playing playing. It's meant to be like an American graffiti shadow or something
like that, or a happy Days kind of thing, because I mean,
the town look the other vibe that I was kind of like back to the
future, you know, and is it Hill Valley the town and that's exactly
the square, the same place where they filmed Gremlins, right, Yeah,
it's just got that whole American small town. It's a perfect son. Yeah,
on a sad day night in your car and yeah, that's the biber
gout and it's like, well, this seems like a nice place to hang
out, like a place living in the fifties to yeah, you meet a
nice gal. Yeah yeah, yeah, you got knocked up by a Norwegian
steam student. My favorite. All right, what were your favorite moments in
the episode? Gosh, we might have already gone through. I did.
I did a few more than usual. Actually, okay, I did.
One thing I did like was when after Bart has inadvertently put out the fire
from Let's Get a Wasted. I thought you like that? Yeah, I
thought that was pretty fie. I like, she's like, I'm pregnant,
Bart's gone, He's in the car, looks up seas she's looking at him,
keeps trying to get away. It's just that disappeared, like Bart's ten
and he still knows to get the fuck out. Absolutely. I think Natalie
Portman's performance in general is probably one of my favorite bits. Yeah, it
was just also not overdoing it. But yeah, she found some just interesting
interesting notes to play in. Yeah, what could be a fairly run.
The milk character did a good job. I like mister Teeny trying to get
away from Krusty with where you going silly. As silly as it is,
I can envision this being in like season six or season five of The Simpsons
when Homer is teaching by how to drive and he has road rage and turns
out to be Marge. That's just classic Simpsons to me, just Marge.
I also liked the this was odd, I know, but the gas station
to go to the gas station to reflat these tires, but that actually fleetes
volleyballs froment to the prison for chaos and confusion. I'm like, that just
seems bizarre, but also I would like to see it. I want to
see what would happen if you threw volleyballs into a prison. Wouldn't be chaos
and confusion? Do you think she would? What would happen? They'd be
like what the fuck? Imagine? So like what Like, I'm just like,
I don't know why that I find that funny, but that that vision,
I'm like, I want to see that happen. It feels very much
like an end of the day of not end of the week gag and the
writers. It's like he's got to say something of like those okay, no
bad ideas, throw what you got. And someone says something about instead of
fleeting, tasting, fleet both walls and throw them over the wall. Bad
idea. Let's use it anyway. That's It's the four fifty four PM on
Friday and Bill Likely's got to go get a mega ribone. Bill is long
gone, but I was thinking about Bill in this way because I was following
Bill on Twitter and someone mentioned, Hey, Australia is bringing back that meg
rib and I'm like, oh, guys, gonna go check that shit.
It's funny whenever they say it was in Australia bringing back something that everyone's always
asking for. Once it's always a big rib. I'd never have to open
up like, that's the mc ribb again, isn't it? Well? I
had one last night. It was pretty taste, pretty tasty, Okay,
do you reckon? The Simpsons popularized it with the Butch. Could well be
because it was obviously out before the episode the simpisons. But I feel like
everyone when I think of the meatrib, I think at the route wich.
Yeah, and I also enjoyed because I know it's kind of like obnoxious Homer,
but it's not because we've all been in this situation where we've put a
stepped in it. When he's talking about getting knocked up before you married anings,
he just kept going and going like it just a war. Next question,
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people to our singing. All right, My first question for you is what
book was Margine reading at at the very beginning? I was going to be
nagging your way to ecstasy. When Bart is thinking about the wishes that he
could have fulfilled, his face is on what currency? Five dollar bill?
He's on the five dollar bill? What are Bart's final words? He says
that while he's driving at list sucks. Yes, John squawking Bear reports which
newspaper I've got it? It starts with Chip doesn't it? But what does
the Chippewa bugle? I did like squeak screaming editor, But it's just a
joke. I can't. I can't fun what after? What's coming up?
After Lisa's speech at the it's like ten am Lisa, It's it's the eternal
debate about wigwam versus TP. The debate continues to explain with what they are
or they're tense. Yeah, well one of them is made out of like
bark and ship. It's more like an igloo looking thing. The other one's
a TP. We know what a TP? That's true? Yeah, I
mean I remember when I the first time I went to when see a therapist,
I said, I can't have this recurring dream that I'm sometimes and I'm
a wig warm and sometimes and I'm a TP. And said you're two tents.
Said Bobby tell you that one dad loved a dad joke. I was
trying to pull that off. Funny man, I was trying to pull that
off. Alah Jerry in the most Fish episode, Yeah, White Fisher,
thin fish. See we just reviewed the watch? Was it? The watch?
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And yeah? Six episodes into season four of Seinfelders. You want to hear
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Indeed, you'll hear more dad jokes like that, Yes, is it margin?
Yes, we've got one left and you've got one left, one or
two whatever? You Well, let's see the two hundred dollars worth of Colorado
bubble gum is named what or the brand? Yes? Oh, no,
idea? What was it? It was called Rocky Mountain chew okay. In
the same scene is where this question comes from? What did Bart and Darcy
bay in Utah? Where they realized it from Utah? Oh? Damn,
oh no, I forgot dingleberries, Dinger. Let me have a look through
my loost. I have no more questions for you, all right, So
let's get into a review of the episode A Little Big Girl originally aired February
eleventh, two thousand and seven. It was written by Don Payne and directed
by Raymond s Percy. The chopboard actually happens during the episode when he says,
so long, Stuckers when he's got his car. We've got one of
those new intros as well, except he was in the car this time.
How do you like them when they do that? And the couch gig is
the Simpsons are stand up paper dolls in their underwear. A pair of hands
puts clothes on them, after which they smile and sit on the couch.
So there as a kicks off with just everyone chilling at home and I've just
got here. I love these moments when it's just like everyone's just not interacting,
but they're all at peace. Yes, quiet like when you got two
kids around the house. Sometimes like Holly be drawing, Elliott be playing with
a playdo or whatever. We're gonna use it instead of women beat Elliott,
you know, be playing with a playdo or whatever with his toys and his
room or whatever. Nicholas is sitting there on her phone. I'm just sitting
there going a moment of peace. Yeah, it's like there, give me
a lift. It's gonnat nuggets. But yeah, I just like to sit
hear my notes. I just love it when everyone's just relaxing. At least
it says tomorrow is multicultural day at school. Now Homers is here. Now
what do they want? So at the start is a bit of a joke.
He's representing there pretty much the people who still use the bridginy. Well,
yeah, there's that mentality of I've already got a voice. Yeah,
what do they want? It's just like, can you just go away please?
But she says that we've got a boring family history. There's nothing there.
Grandpa rocks up for one little scene here, basically saying the families as
boring as a cup of water that a cup of water and the land flavors
with the cup of water that you put the used scoops in, and closes
that with Grandpa out, which is the most two thousand things to wherever?
Two thousand? Yeah, and how we was it march saying, oh Grandpa,
weishl take more photos of him whilst we still can. Camera's broken.
I was like again with the we hate Grandpa games. Yeah, the difference
between being like just mean and just haha grandpa. Yeah, I mean,
I was thinking about this the other day after we you know, we recently
talked about how just Grandpa is becoming the pointless. Now, Yeah, I
think about probably my favorite Grandpa related line, and it's early on, but
it's like, why are you inviting me? Does my face remind you of
the grim specter of death? Home goes yeah, but there's more, which
is just one of the best comebacks of all time. I just oh,
I love that so much. And it's like if you've in a situation where
you're like, oh god, my parents are going yeah, I love them,
but kind of a burden or oh man really yeah, just that really
sums up. Yeah, but there's more. I just thought there was no
coming back from a million dollar aby with Grandpa where the family didn't even know
that he'd attempt to commit suicide. Yeah. No, it's kind of a
mess at the stage with Grandpa. I mean, you got to be I
don't know how we're gonna pull out of this tail spin, but you know,
we got many episodes to find out. I wonder if if they had
have like killed off Grandpa in the teens, I'll just say he had a
diet, a million dollar age. We didn't get that bullshitting, that bullshit
bullfighting scene at the end, which made no sense. He's just all of
a sudden rejuvenative of life and wants to do bullfighting. I wonder if it
would have meant something. Yeah, I mean, well, that leads us
into a hole, because I feel like since then, there's just been nothing
with Grandpa. It's just oh, he walks in, they say how much
they hate him, and he leaves. Yeah, I mean I think they
want to keep that card up this sleep. Yeah, it's always there's always
the possibility of, like, we've got a really interesting story to tell about,
you know, the generation gap, or you know, dealing with aging
parents, or you know what it's like to be old in a society that
sort of revers the young. And Grandpa is a good way to do that.
But you know, to sort of keep reminding you that he exists,
you're going to have to have dumbas gags like this every once in a while.
It's unfortunate. But they even need him though in this scene. In
this scene, no, no, no, no, I mean I think
they were very happy with the line about you know, thirty one flight ice
cream. Yeah, I think that's it. That's the only you could just
end it after he's finished speaking. Don't have to say Grandpa out, just
move on. No, but Grandpa are out. It's like, yeah,
what's the point of this. Yeah, I mean he would never say,
it's not the way he would speak. No. No, the one thing
we know about Grandpa, and it's like you know he's not with it anymore,
and it'll happen to you. So Lisa's now working at night, and
Bart walks in and makes the as he says, Indian woman and the Lakeland
Box show her boobs. Lisa then says Native American straft that, so I've
just got my notes, like I said, Native American and Indians, sort
of showing the two differences there. She realizes that a noble heritage is anyone
is something that anyone can claim, So she gets the idea to make up
history just like I don't know, boy was like, does it it feels
out of character in a number of ways. I mean it feels like she
said she mentions cultural appropriation or appropriating another race or something like that, Yeah,
which also seems out of character. And then just the whole moral aspect
of it. Yeah, first of all the cheating and then yeah, the
misrepresentation. Yeah, it's it does seem so out of character and so off
brand, as we said, but again, like I said, having evil
Lisa sort of talker into it for the reasons that Lisa would do something like
this is a part of you that's just like it's almost like you're telling yourself
because you know it's wrong, but you're like, I have to justify it
somehow. Yeah, it wasn't me, it was me. They told me
to do it. My great great great great great grandmother was a Native American.
She was a member of the Hitachi tribe. And what was a close
branded hatachi. Oh, well, there's is there hibachi? But that's it?
Yeah, but I don't think that's actually there is a thing called hibachi.
I know that about you. I think that's Japanese cooking hibachi grill.
Maybe it's meant to be hibachi could yeah, because the microwave. But as
you were saying, though, yeah, is it wrong to appropriate culture of
long suffering people? As she sees the reflection, who tells her to do
it? Wait? Is it wrong for me to appropriate the culture of a
long suffering people? I'll tell you what's wrong. You getting a C on
this project and winding up? But at third rate college, Lisa, the
world needs you to go to Wellesley. You're right, I just need to
sign traditional garb. I did like that the kitchen curtains finally got a use
because I've benevers ince the beginning of the show. The corn curtains, Yeah,
that's true. This just in from Google. I Touch You is actually
a brand. Oh shit, I Touched You Australia offers a wide range of
products and services in the region, including, but not restricted to, construction
machines and commercial vehicles and home appliances. Oh well, there you go.
I had no ideas I wanted, no one else thought about. Realized that
she was doing the wrong thing because normally they do off brand stuff. And
the Simpsons, yeah, exactly, think he's a real thing. They'd be
like, usually it's Sawny. Yeah, panaphonic. I'm team Sawney, your
team panaforn. She gives her a talk at school and she says, don't
research my history, being insult to research my tribes history. She has chosen
to represent the school at the multicultural event. That's some sort of some event.
Ye, well, of course we saw Nelson as a as a traditional
German. Yeah, cultural incentive by having I think it's a jimbo with the
plate in his lip. It was Dolph, Yeah, it was Dolph.
Yeah, with the I think some of your Brazilian indigenous tribes, maybe African.
I think a lot of places put plates in the lot. Looks painful.
It looks painful as fuck. But you also saw Ralph in basically a
dog outfit. He had like a little black nose and it looked like dog
ears. Yeah, oh Ralph, speaking of where was I the other day?
Ah? No, it was when we were in Melbourne, right,
we're seeing the friends Experienced, Nicko and I. It was like a whole
group of fairies walking down the street. Oh my gosh, that was fucking
weird. They just walking down the street or making animal sounds to each other.
It was like the grebous as it's Nikoler just walk around. These people
don't don't acknowledge it because they would come over here. They'll start home your
leg. Yeah, so she starts. We sort of walking around and all
just going just making an animal sounds. I was like, what the fuck
is going on? Nicholas, Like what I was? What they call themselves
fairies? She's like, whoa, look, whatever gets you through the night.
Just because you mentioned his dog costumes reminded me of these fairies. Yeah,
whatever gets is through the night, but you know, maybe keep it
behind closed doors. A good friend of ours and where we used to work.
Do you heard his fairy story? Oh? Yeah, so a friend
of ours went to a convention at Super and Over and saw someone in his
big fairy suit and I was like, oh, that's cool, and he's
like, give me a hug. He cuddled them, and the person cut
him and went in his ear. He thought he was just cuddling someone in
a funny wookie suit. No, it was a fairy who enjoyed enjoyed the
contact. Someone took a screen gab screen grab of Willem Dafoe in the First
Spider Man movie where he's talking to his son in the back of the limits.
Never be ashamed of who you are, and they've blocked out the never.
I use that all the time. Be ashamed of who you are to
yourself. Well, yeah, certainly not to Furries. But cletus here he's
he's sung of the c minus so he's going to make some rum But Brandon's
joining Rats in the bath and just get this is basically just to set up
the fire. Yes, that's a weird little sequence. Just watch the episode
if you want to see. It's not much to talk about, but during
it the fires going into Springfield, we get very on the nose gay joke
with Smithers. Now, this is a difference between the Smithers is Gay joke
in season eighteen and Smithers is Gay joking season three. Yes, the difference
between this saying I'm flaming and Burns looking like Jack Benny at the camera going
yeah, oh my where in season three it was I believe women and seamen
don't mix it. We all know what you think. Big difference, Yes,
indeed, I mean being aware of the joke, even if it's a
cheap joke, is not necessarily excusing the use of a cheap joke. Smithers,
Sorry, Burns. The whole joke was that he didn't know that this
was gay, Like he sort of was, like, we felt a little
odd about it, like that's a bit weird, but like he never actually
knew that he was gay or openly admitted that he knew he was gay.
He looked at the camera like this. It's just like you're having him admit
to the people at home that he knows he's games. It's like, I
don't know. It didn't work for me. It felt like something that you'd
they've slapped together to throw in the commercial teaser. Yeah, but I don't
know a fourth wall breaking actually works in the Simpsons I'm not huge on it.
Nah, Yeah, I don't mind the gags for example, where they
say, you know, cartoons don't need to make sense, and you have
Homer walking past the window when he's that's yeah, that's a different kind of
fourth wall backing game. But when they're acknowledging the audience at home, I'm
just like, I don't know. It never It's never really worked for me
either. Yeah, it feels more like a dumb ass Saturday Night Live thing
or like a like a cheap variety show gag. God, will he that
fire is headed right for the tether ball pole? Put it out? I
cannot. All the extinguishers are gone. Then I'm afraid these wet ones will
have to do the jar. God these a prayer than Charles Gruden quip.
Yeah, Charles Croden reference here, think about this the other So for some
reason it came up my algorithm, like a ten minute clip of Charles Groden
when he was on like the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. And I'm sorry
throwing out of these names that are fresher than tomorrow. But Croden was a
regular on the Tonight Show because he just everyone was like afraid of Johnny Carsoners,
who like one of the most powerful people in show, Butson cart and
Groden just was so dry and so committed to the bit that he was basically
insulting Johnny to his face, like do you enjoy what you do? You
know? Do you do you like talking about this stuff with me? I
don't like talking about do you? And Carson's trying to sort of like keep
up with him, keep up with him essentially. I mean, it was
like watching too fucking Samurai go at it. It seems like when Robin Williams
used to go on who is the talk Ferguson, Craig Ferguson, whatever?
Those two are on the talk show together. Unbelievable. It's just two mate,
just riffing. There's nothing but there's nothing better than that when you know
two people are sort of they know about each other. Yeah, they've got
respect and they know that they've got a bit to work with. But it's
like, I can't tell a few people actually really dislike each other or you
know, wait, was this for real? I always say this and sometimes
I make good on it, But yes, that's something I'll definitely put up
on the patrons that clip. I'll they always preface it with that, just
to make sure sometimes I forget, but really trying to put out the fire
with with some wet ones. The extimulators are all gone. That's always making
a music wet ones, and turns out button Mill has have taken them all
to make like this little super GoCart which takes off. Now, did you
get like Charlie Brown vibes here when he's colored in the stuff? Yeah,
it looks like I actually didn't I push pause on that moment where millhous to
just stand there with the phone all over it. It's actually a really beautifully
it's a nicely put together a little shot. Yeah, yeah, I'm like
it'd be a nice art piece or something. But the town's now all on
fire. Were Kevin's kindling, Mark's methane mard and just match heads now a
joke here again, another two characters that they can't seem to work out what
they're doing with anymore. Lenny and Karl. Right, yeah, so Lenny
and Carl say, our mum works in them, Like what do you mean
your mum? Do you have the same mum? Now? What again?
Yeah, it's it's like the like the mister burns gag where he sort of
turning the camera. It's like, yeah, we know you're all talking about,
Oh, Smithers is probably gay. Smithers is gay. We know you're
all at home saying, what's the what's the deal with Lenny and Carl?
You know, God, they're so close and you know, what's the deal
with them? And like, okay, we're going to acknowledge that you're not
huge on it. I'm not huge on mal So Bart says the day puts
out the fire by accident, doesn't realize what he's doing. It's just he
was oblivious to the fire in the first place. Beside Joe Mouse says he's
a hero. Let's go some hoisting. So everyone's happy about it. You
saved the town. Mayor says he can have anything that he wants, and
he thinks about when he can have printed money or have his face printed on
money he can have of was it just like vending machines to bloodstream something like
that? Was it slushy slushy slopy to his bloodshare or whatever? And then
kiss Bart's ass day. Basically Harry Potter was in the line. Yeah a
reference, because we've never heard Bart be anti Harry no. Yeah, I
mean, well, because it's just funny in two thousand and seven or whatever
to make fun of Harry Potter very much. Yeah, maybe, Yeah,
I want a license? Do you kill? No to drive? Shoot yourself?
Do you wish to be an organ donut? No way, I don't
want my guts touching some sick guy. You make a good point. Oh
yeah, I agree. This is a bad time for me to have a
massive organ failure. Where do you think you're going? Have you again donate
your organs? Oh? Absolutely, if they're very used to anyone. Yeah,
how do you set it up just to like apply for something that's just
on your driver's license? Isn't it? Is it? I think so.
I didn't know that I was gonna ask because they always seem to be carrying
around cards in America, but I've never I didn't realize on our driver's license.
I'm pretty sure it's attached to your driver's life. If you have an
accent, whatever, they can just take you stuff away. Yeah, because
I mean that's it. It's your primary form of identification for most people anyway,
it's a driver's license. And yeah, I remember having to like tick
a box saying do you want to be an ORGANI and I'm like, yeah,
why not them? Homer is taken by that for driving lessons of you
at the roadbate he with Marge, which I actually really enjoyed. Oh,
I can't believe this day is already here, me taking you for your first
driving legends at your cut it off posy Marshall Tucker idiot? Yeah, yeah,
well is that you for it? Now? Who's Marshall Tucker? Yeah,
that's a good question. Let's look it up, shall we. Yeah.
I would to say, based on that name alone, like a country
singer songwriter, I'm gonna say country singer songwriter as well. The Marshall Tucker
Band is an American rock band from Spantenberg, South Carolina, noted for incorporating
blues, country, and jazz. Guys of my kind of sound. Yes,
take Marshall Tucker and then we get the new intro with Jessica by the
Allman Brothers playing in the background and basically just Spart driving the car, running
everybody over. Lisa's giving her speech at the Springfield Multicultural Center. She says
that her tribe invented women's lacrosse soft luggage and that thing where you're trying to
walk by, and you sort of walking to the same side, and then
eventually one person sept the side and you go around. That has seven names
for that. But she wants to go straight away. She's just like,
look, I feel bad about this. She sort of she didn't have to
go along with it this far, but I guess, like I said earlier,
she's scared of what would happen if she comes clean. But she says
some of her research wasn't thoroughly fact checked, just like CBS News, as
Homer points out. Then we get John Squawking Bear from Chippewa, the Chippewa
chi Bugle, who's never heard of her tribe before. Lisa, Hi,
my name is John Squawking Bear. I'm a reporter for the Chippewa Bugle.
Happen to have today's you know what I thought? I knew all the last
tribes. I've never heard of the attachee Yes, we're among the lastest.
Where were you centered? Centered? Centered? You know where the four stage
come together? Well? Quite well, not there, not even close.
In the name of the Great Turtle, will you answer the question? We
were south west of North Dakota, Lahoma. Very good, well, I'd
better get to my office before my boss, screaming editor gets mad. I
kid, but he's a real jerk. I don't really want the screaming editor
gain. He's willing to take the mickey out of it as well. Then
Heimer gives Bot his cell phone twenty of these lifts, and he's ring turned
his fairly. So yeah, that's been the classical music, Yeah, which
was one of the early A lot of people had. This says they're being
turned in the early polyphony case. Hello bird, now listen, I need
you to go to the gas station, tell them you need to inflate your
tires, but actually you inflate these volleyballs then throw them over the wall of
the pridgon to create chaos and confusion. Then he calls drunk from Chinatown,
not our Chinatown. And then Bart is driving Lisa. Now why is driving
Lisa around? I don't know, like what, Yeah, where's margin all
this? Why's Marshall the going? You're now designated to true based on thinking
about Margaret Mary driving me around for all that times, like oh, I
can't understand why my mother would say someone else. And then Homer calls from
the trunk some bad people put him in there apparently. What do you think
of the putting the phone in the glove box and it's stuck in here?
A bit silly? Yeah, I wasn't a fan of all that stuff involving
Homer from from the moment home I gave Bart the phone. I was like,
everything, but everything Homer is doing here is kind of pissing me off.
We was just seeing a bit childish, ye, yeah, yeah,
a lot of it was. It was pretty silly. Yeah. I just
liked the aspect of the tables being turned. Yeah yeah. But then he
says he's going to lead this town. We get low Rider playing in the
background. He's using late at least his baby pictures, I think to properly,
that's right. Yeah, And he goes through Shelbyville, Ogdenville, then
finally North Haverbrook. Very name conjures romance and intrigue. And they've got the
world's largest moon bounce, ultimate fighting zoo. And I've just watched this and
I'm like, so there are a town of SAPs. I'll sell you the
greatest moon bounce you've ever seen it, the world's largest any time a zoo
that's one's got the old one fighting and he goes to my La Bagan's comic
book shop. If I'm ever in a town and there's a comic book shop
like this, I have to go in. Oh yeah, because you're guarantee
to find one thing that it's just like super rare. What just really slucks,
super cool. He's like, fun, I remember this, you know,
just and what does he find here? The hippie hole from Sippy Hop
from sixty eight. Yeah, you know, sort of saying protest slogans and
ribbon on LBJ and yeah, collectors at them. But then he arrives in
town center like I've just got here. Feels like the place where Gremlin's and
back to the Future man. Yeah, And he chats up the ladies with
some stereo music and Darcy decides to get in. He tells her the spiel
about he said he has a disease that makes him look like an old man,
so he's taken medicine for it, but he took too much, so
she just goes with it. Fifteen is a bit older four for that,
but whatever, listen, at least they're explaining it true and giving it.
Like everything here in this episode is given, even if the even if it's
flimsy, it's still a reef. It's something and we've been askeding for that.
It's like, just give us something to go along with it. We've
been asking for it for so long as like we can't not accept it.
I did like the spin on his catchphrase to unbut Simpson, who the hell
are you? We've all been that situation where I was like, hey,
hey, are going near good things? How are you too bad? How
are you? It's like, oh, I've already else, don't don't respond,
buttend it never happened. Or have you anyone ever asked you for the
time and you've said, yeah, good, thanks, because just human nature
to come out and say yoh yea, I'm good something like that. Yeah,
there's always just the reflex response that oh, wait a minute, inappropriate,
or they say anything else. He's like, yeah, you two.
That's the one that's the response is usually yeah you two to something where it's
like have a good day, Yeah, anything else you want? Yeah you
too? Oh I'm not on the menu. I could be. Then we
get the montage of just them having fun. They've been dinner with a dog
like a lady in the tramp and having them cause the difference between ketchup and
catsup, and I'm just like, ah, this is just silly. It
is We've already had this gag with mister Burns ketchup cats up, which works
a lot better. What is the difference? I have no idea, I
mean neither. Let's look it out. Let's look it up. What's cats
up? What is catsup? Because IM pretty sure we're not ketchup is right.
Well, it's a nice thing, tomat. I saw that you put
on your chips, so I typed catsip and then it just takes me to
ketchup. Okay, maybe there is no difference, and maybe that's the joke.
What is the difference between catsup and ketchup? You can actually call the
substance by either name, as there's no difference between ketchup and cats up.
They're just two different terms for the same thing. Ketchup has been around a
long time. The name probably comes from key chiap or some something written whatever,
which was pickled fish sauce popular in China. So ketchup and catsup are
exactly the same. Okay, so you say tomato, I say tomato.
But that that mister Burns scene is far funny though, it is. But
so he's having a great time here with Darcy. They're getting along like your
house on fire. They go driving to see a horror movie. There's nothing
better to see to driving with the chicken in the horror movie, right,
very true. They hold hands, they embrace, and she realizes that she
really likes him. She gives a kiss, and as the guys getting murdered
in the background, they're given a big speech again. So yeah, nice
little play there. Then we get the kiss in the car with Millhouse looking
on the little thingy whatever they called hang you thingy can hang like a what
is an air press? Smell eaching? Yeah, a calm smelly thing or
even a smelly thing. But let's get married. What why not? We've
made out. It's not right to make out with somebody if you have no
intention of marrying them. I mean, you're not a jerk. RT No,
I'm not. But then it's settled. Oh man, I must be
the first guy who was ever pressured into marriage. So they go to get
married at the where were they when he made the courthouse? When they yes,
and Bart comes clean. He can't go through it kind of like what
least it's about to do? As well, so he comes clean. I
guess the story of this is lying, Yeah, getting caught out and lies
revealing your true identity. Yeah, that lies sort of kind of a George
castandraresqu where he just lets the lie go and go and go to the point,
which is all unravels for him. But here comes clean. She says,
you know, she hasn't been honest with him either. She's pregnant and
just disappears. I just thought that's clarious. We're now at the courthouse still
and Bart says, you know my the father. She says, no,
no, but Bobby kissing he has. At the same time, nowhere even
closed on that. I'm tan and stupid. I thought it was a good
line as well. But she explains that a Norwegian exchange student is the father
of the kid. I'm just like, wow, fast on the Nordic lands.
Yeah, he's pitched off, pissed off back to Norwegia. He has.
Yes, Look, if I'm not the father, then who is a
Norwegian exchange student. He's long gone back to Norwegia. I wanted you to
marry me so my baby would have a dad. I'm very religious that way.
How religious can you believe you're pregnant. Good answer, that she's worried
about what her parents might think. And this is where the worker says,
I probably shouldn't say this, but in Utah the marriage laws are a little
more lenient and you probably could get married in Utah. Is that true?
I don't think so. I'm going to google Utah marriage laws. Let's see
what comes up. It's probably changed now utaj Utah marriage laws because there are
some places in America where cousins can get married. You watch Judge Judy and
cousins are like in a relationship. Must be at least sixteen years old to
be married in Utah. If you are eighteen or older, you do not
need concent of a parent or guardian. If you are sixteen or seventeen,
unique psych consent from a parent, so you can get married at sixteen.
Okay, what are the benefits of getting married in Utah? Do you want
to know this? Please tell me. Legally married couples enjoy a variety of
benefits, including tax breaks, inheritance and survivor rights, spousal society social security
benefits, and spousal privileged rights. Either party in an unmarried couple competition the
court for recognition, and often this occurs at the end of the relationship Utah.
Here I come half the heavy shit. Would you leave your asking and
we'll leave with half. But basically they decide they're going to go to Utah
and they've happily ever after. He has that vision of him, just like
an extreme husband, an extreme father. Then we go to Capital City and
she's now gone to the next conference. It's a national tribal conference. Lisa
spills more bullshit here, but then she eventually comes clean, just like bar
just did. The people of my tribe lived in harmony with the land,
eating mark buffalo steaks made from peaceful turnip roots, haly, environment, dignity,
corn god. Oh, I'm sorry. I can't do this. I
made it all up. There is no hit. Daddy dried. I get
the name from my microwife. Surely you can forgive a little girl who wait
wait, Although she is not one of our people, this young lady has
shown the courage we Native Americans cherish, and who can blame her for wanting
to be one of us? We have a noble heritage and cheek bones to
die for. I'm not Native American either, I just ski a lot.
I'm Japanese. Well, I'm an Aborigine. I'm too bidgets to the castle?
What not you fibbing bear? The bottom guy look like Johnny todt lips?
Did you notice that I didn't? Not? You too? Fibbing Ben
and Homer says that his great great grandmother was an Indian. Probably should have
told you that. Then Darcy needs some strawberries right now. And I was
like, oh, I have been there. Did did Nick have cravings?
Yeah? What was it? She cravings like not weird. She just like
chocolate. And it's just like if she but I she needs it now.
It's like, there's only one time she wroke me up and she was like,
do you want to get me some like go to the shop and not
get me some ice cream? And I was like, oh, it's two
thirty No, She's like go. I was like, yes, ma'am.
That wasn't a question when we go into like the service station to buy ice
cream like two thirty in the morning, because she just needed ice cream.
Okay, never questioned the pregnant woman. Just do whatever, mate. I'm
guarantee you her jobs a lot harder than what you're doing. Oh yeah,
she's growing a human in her body. Yeah. But then Marge finds a
note from Bart and I was like, wait a minute. So he drove
all the way back to Springfield. Let's the note? How that happened?
And then like where her parents from North Favor book? How did they know
who Bart wasn't the address because she didn't know who Bart really was? So
how does she know? Like I thought I'd rather a bit in the end
here, yeah, this sort of I was like, ah, this is
getting a bit. So you were doing so well? Yeah, you know,
you gave us a few flimsy reasons for why things were Okay, we
can trace where the kids are by the charges they made on your card in
Colorado. They charged two hundred dollars worth of bubble gum. Actually that was
me dingles berries in Provo, Utah. Why would I go to Utah?
I love booze, caffeine and monogamy. Then that must be it. Our
daughter says, she's run off with your son. Did you mention she was
knocked up? No? Sorry for the spoiler, but is now only it's
gonna be marrying Dasi right now at the marriage center. Whatever it is in
Utah and Gage I yes, edgy, Yeah, I'm marrying only white person.
What are you gay? But still needs Madge says you can't do it.
You said need to check for the monsters. Well I found someone else
to do it. He's gonna do my third job. And also to Natalie
Portman, she was just great. I love her delivery of left the Batman.
That's right, She's just like cool. I'm surprised it how natural that
line reading walls silly it gets Yeah, I mean that's a pretty hard degree
difficultly to pull that one off. But yeah, I mean it's sort of
seeming very natural. Yeah, Dad laughed about man and turns out home I'm
pregnant as well, and they get to lie about that. The neighbors about
then being twins Button diceon say goodbye is not a very great ending to their
story. I don't think it's kind of slapped together. But we're now Bot's
in bed. You know, I thought Darcy and I would be like a
real married couple. Instead we just ended up fighting all the time. Yeah,
how about it. You know, for a while, I was kind
of looking forward to being a dad son one day. You're going to be
a great further and someday you'll be one too. Thanks boy, Hey for
old time sake, you want to drive me around when I sing public domain
songs out the window? You got it? Drink Drink Star, I wonder
what you are. But overall, like I mean, this was nowhere near
what Elliot Jay or near Tom it was going to be. I wouldn't go
so far as say the worst of the worst, but I look, there
were there were certainly times when I found my attention. Like if you watched
last week's episode Revenge of the Dish Best Served, what that turned out to
be? Three of them? It's like three short stories, like those those
ones where it's just like you know, the wettes stories ever told, but
it's all about revenge. Okay, looks like I looked like I picked the
wrong time to go the right time to go overseas. Except two of them
are actually could have been like Halloween stories. It was kind of weird.
One it actually wasn't too bad Revenge of the Dish best said, But this
one here, I mean, I enjoyed it for the most part. Bit
of silliness at least, a story kind of hard to buy into, but
I enjoyed. Natalie Portman I think her performance sort of like overrode all the
negatives. I would agree with you on that point one percent. What do
we learn, Palmer? What did you learn from the episode, mister Davis
that when it comes to ketchup and cats up zero difference? I learned the
key to a woman's heart is stereo music, not strawberries. Forward, your
names will be all right. It's time for the Guy Davis New Name Championship
here for season eighteen. Now, are we going to start with the new
names for the episode that we've been talking about or the new names for the
episode that I did not talk about? I believe we're going to be talking
about the ones from last week? So let's do new names for revenges A
dish best served three times? Let's do that. Indeed, so the current
leader board as of before last week stay down confuter stands at this In first
position, we have Luke McKay on eleven points, In second position we have
Kyl muldoon and Philip J. Hawks on ten, and in third position we
have Justin Williams on six. Take it away with Davis? Right? Oh
well, new names for revenges A dish best served three times? One point
goes to the Revengers perfect Yeah it fits yep, Kyl muldoon. Oh,
that puts him equal first to Luke McKay on eleven points, but two points
go to then Giant's diagram. Not bad. That is Adam Worehouse for his
first points of this season so far. Two points are Adam Wolhouse Bully Bully
well Don Animalhouse, but three points go to Avenged Threefold, well played Heath
Appleby. That is three points for Heath, which puts him now so he's
now in third position on six points. Because what's happened is Kyl muldoon McKain
now equal first on eleven Philip J. Hawkins is in second position on ten
points, and Heath Appleby and Justin Williams are now equal third on six points.
Oh, I do like those Applebee's. Having said that, I don't
think I've ever heard an Avenged Sevenfold song neither. No, I can imagine
what it probably sounds like, though, I Yeah, I think I like
my chemical romance mixed with like a bit more metal. Yeah, I don't
know to be quite as hard as say, drowning pool. Drowning pool,
let the body say, look at the body did you see, I've got
a meme of Homer say baby on board, but it's like, let the
bodies hit the floor, Let the body hit the floor, Let the body
hit the floor, sting by itself. Oh dear, I just love when
the body hit the floor. Nothing's wrong with me? Wrong with me?
All? Are these guys shut up? I know because it was like the
theme music for in the wrestling for a while when E c W was a
wrestling brand. They came into w W E and that was like there they
were like the hardcore guys, and that was like their theme. I mainly
knew it because it played on the trailers for both Rambo Yes that's right and
Jason X Jason. That's the one I know from Jason next Yeah trailer.
It's a pretty good song, like for what it's meant to be. Absolutely
oh boy. Oh I'm gonna have to go home and play that. Okay,
well, look we've just read out the current state of the leaderboard.
But don't get too comfortable in your positions people, because we're about to do
new names for a little big girl. M M all right, So take
it away, all right. One point goes too where the bart is Oh
he's gone bang bang Adam Wirehouse with one point. So in Amazon three world
done Adam woolla, Yeah, nice one, a little bit of I put
my nerd hand on just quickly. Why did I choose this one? And
why is it relevant to this episode because back in it might have been Actually
the year two thousand, Natalie Portman, guestar on this episode, appeared in
a film called Where the Heart Is, in which he played a pregnant teenager.
Well funny, that isn't it. Who saw that coming? Wow?
Those guys at the Simpsons writing room, they think of everything. But it
then follows five years in the life of Novalle Nation, a pregnant seventeen year
old who was abandoned by her boyfriend Adam Walmut in a small Oklahoma town eager
released in the year two thousand. Well make it up to you in the
year two thousand. Okay, but two points goes too folk Hontas, I
like that. So that's that fo is like fake as in fake? Yeah,
well done. So that's Brian Hughes with two points. That means Brian
is now on four points? What I Brian? Yeah, he's a good
one. Sorry. You might be wondering why I'm doing that boys that they
all know. We've we've hung up. You introduced us all to the the
smoking meme. Eh, but three points goes to maternity. Oh he's back,
Philip J. Hawkins. Ah. With the three points, Blane High
has taken first position away from Luke McKay and Cale ma'll dooon. Oh my
god. So Philip J. Hawkens now on thirteen points, Clever Kyle and
Luke McKay both on eleven and second position. Justin Williams here that will be
still in third on six points. What a race this is turning out to
be Luke McKay sittingy going asshole. Goddamn man. Well, you've got more
episodes to make it up. Yeah there is any episode twelve, isn't it
Episode twelve? Team tend to go. We're only halfway point, yeah,
and the halfway point indeed. All right, So when we part of the
Guy Davis New Name Championship, you just need to we need to do.
I'll be a patron that would help support the show. As they say,
play stupid games, win stupid brazes. That's exactly all right, all right,
thanks guys for obvious Let's get into the mail bag mail bag. Would
you ask for mail bag questions for last week's episode? But since Guy wasn't
here, what we might do is we'll talk about this for South Park as
well. We might go back at some point and re review those with Guy.
Yes, I think we should revenge of the discpecially as well as what
was it the Red Badger game? Holy shit, man, I'll watching this
going man. Guy would love this, unlike only J who did not.
Not that he didn't like it, he didn't like the one was coming up
there, he didn't like that, the mister Hanks one. But I'm just
like I'm watching this going guy. I would appreciate this so much more.
I do respect to earlier Jay. But yes, oh well, we will
do that somewhere down the line. Absolutely. Do you know anything about the
Civil War? No? Not as much as I should. Okay, you
need to hang on. Should I much about this book? I don't think
we need to. It's not our history. I barely know enough about our
history, let alone some other nations. But the history they try to tell
us. Correct, Yes, all right, this one here Andrew JP.
Of course? How bad us is Natalie Portman? She's stunning, a versatile
actor and her two Lonely Island songs are just brilliant. That's not a question,
Andrew this not to make your question. It's a statement, but a
statement we wholly agree with. Here at fourthing a discount with. We're very
pro Natalie Portman at this podcast. I mean he follows it up with saying
she was awesome as lady though too. She's the right mix of beautiful and
slightly terrifying, which I meant as a compliment, the type of strong willed
woman you don't want to mess with. One thing I really dug about,
certainly the First Thaw that she was in. I mean, they're fairly I
think this is they say there's a lot about the Marvel movies. They're kind
of, you know, sexless, they're a bit newted. You don't really
like these a good looking people. They should be getting down. One thing
you really dig about the First Thaw is it Natalie Portman is looking at Chris
has like I just want to climb that man. She's looking at him like
climblack Tree. That is just unbridled lust in her eyes. I'm like,
yeah, I can buy that, and it's good for you, Natalie Bortman
for doing so lawis, when do you look at me like that? I
got your teeth and everything. What money you want? Use my money,
motherfucker, go back and get some hair. Yeah, justin Wagner, I
think of Natalie Portman the same way. But James Dando thinks he's tagged me
off. Of course he thinks of Drew Barrymore. This episode could have been
at zero, but I still love it because of her. Okay, so
that the comments is not a question, just as this mail bank is.
Basically I love Nettie. When I grow up, I'm going to marry her,
and you'd be right to do so. Yes, I believe she is
now single. Folks, so they ship recently split with the husband who cheated
on them with like a twenty six year old ballet dance. I've never understood
the fact that it's like Shania Twain's husband. She's like, are you fucking
mad? Should I fucking Twain? You made that's and Jibulick, what are
you doing? You had Santa Bullick in her prime and the guy that like
cheat on Santa Bulick. It's like you, Yeah, that guy was a
dickhead. Why were you with him anyway? Yeah, the motorcycle guy,
Yeah, Jesse James James, Ah, but I don't watch that Sneid Twain
doc. And I'm like someone cheated on you. It's been discussed. Your
name is Mutt Lang. It's been, it's been, it's been decided that
your face is like the perfect human face. You were married to the perfect
humans. It's like you never watched the Man. I feel like a woman
where she's dancing around in the man's shirts, short skirt with the hat,
never really see her and leopard print so hot, sings like a f one
of the I mean you're all about the looks. I'm all about the musical
talent that is correct. I mean looks as well. But it's like it
was literally scientific provens just like she has the perfect facial structure Twain, but
like I love Schnei Twain. I grob on her like she was like huge
when I was growing up, but like like a old like country songs like
whose bed have your Boots been under? Stuff like that. I'm like fucking
jam and my kids love it. Now. Holly is always like no Tame,
tame Alliot's right into a CDC now, As you were saying, yeah,
what was he lock up your daughter's lock up your wife or whatever,
start singing. You've got jack big balls, all right, Rachel McLean.
What would you ask if Geelong owed you for saving the town? Well filling
them let me run in, let me run onto the field in the half
cat outfit that KFC kid runs off a half cat. What would you ask
if Geelong owed you something for saving the town? Anything in Geelong? So
it's gonna be, I guess Geelong related. I mean, but asked for
a license which wasn't really Springfield related. No, no, I mean what
would the key to the city get you in Geelong? I don't know.
Turn the Christmas tree off and on, maybe sort of like hang on the
top of the T ANDG building like King Kong. A picture a statue of
you hanging off like King Kong. Yeah, and every hour. It's like,
seriously that I would like the to have first access to chiky chickens,
chicken nuggets and chips whenever I felt like it, A lifetime supply of chiky
chicken. If I had an open tab at Sam's Cafe that makes the best
kebabs in town. Yeah, probably yeah. Apparably Big keV or something used
to have a great caravan like back in the day, like in the seventies,
like Kev's Hamburgers or something. It is like used to be like a
carave and it's a parking stuff in like the mal or something. I try
to bring the mood down a little bit. But there was a great burger
shop in Geelong called Kerman's Hamburgers. Is it gone? Well? Yeah,
because there's a really sad story. It had an outlet somewhere else and then
it opened in Geelong like a few years ago. That was that was near
the cinema. Yeah now Row Street, Yeah yeah. Uh. Who ran
it was a guy named Tim and the lovely Luise together after right. Yeah.
Yeah, I'd go there when I was working Addy Ship because you mentioned,
yeah, fantastic burger, really really nice, great chips, good joint.
And the guy who ran it, this guy Tim, was a really
good dude. I spoke to him a couple of times. Just a really
low key guy. But he seemed like the kind of guy who had like
a really rich inner life. I mean, you know, he always wanted
to open up a hambager store. Yeah yeah, but he had like cool
he had cool motorcycles. But he Alvio you'd speak to him, and he
knew stuff about stuff that you wouldn't instead of expect from a guy a man
in the grill. Yeah, Loot knew him from, you know, when
she was working this place where she was trying to get kids work, and
you know, he was always very open to help in the community and all
that kind of stuff. I saw on their Facebook page a couple of weeks
ago that he died unexpected. Ah ship. Yeah, and he was only
like in his in his either late thirties or early forties, was a young
dude. Yeah. Yeah, we're not exactly sure how it happened. Tim
Damn, I forgot this is a cammon. No no, no, no,
no. But but as a result of him passing away, they're closing
the Geelong outlet out of respect. Oh really, which it's not closed yet.
No, I think it has closed now, Okay, Yeah, but
I was always walked past when I was going to the movies of Alliant.
I'm gonna get a burger from that oney because guy always tells me how good
they are. Yeah. So yeah, it's a shout out to Tim.
Shout out to Tim Man. I mean, look, I don't know if
anyone knew him and listens to the show. But if you if you did,
if you do, yeah, props to that man. He was.
He was a good dude, solid guy. Yeah, there we go.
All right, well we'll do one more question then, Yeah, we'll out
here. I hopefully we'll bring the mood up slowly. We have actually,
Holy funck, I scored it. We've got so many questions for this episode.
Are they all like? So it's gone from a guy's burner accounts?
David Mott? Have you ever made something up for a homework or an essay?
I get the feeling I have. I've copy pasted ship like, I've
like done no research in the sense that I haven't really like I've taken someone
else's work and just like changed a few words. I've ever made something up
though for homework. I get the feeling I had, But honestly, I
can't remember exactly what it was. Does that feeling in my head like I
got away with it? Yeah, Glenn Gomez, I've said previously I enjoy
when I have an intro based on the story, eg. Christmas, the
Christmas one in the Overweight? But what do you think of this one in
this episode? It's pretty short this one. Yeah, I mean blink and
you'll miss it. Yeah, but it wasn't too bad fit the story.
Brian Hughes. Have you ever dated an older woman Nicholas twelve Days? Yeah,
I have I in date but again yeah, not necessarily date, but
yep, school teacher no me? Yes? Oh yeah, mal lith life.
Sorry misponouncing your last name. So what's your least favorite episode that has
a guest that you like outside that episode. I'm a big Natalie Portman fan,
but I really disliked this episode. I'd watch a million Codependence Days before
watching this one. I wouldn't, Yeah, because Code Dependence Day made me
actually angry, Like that was Homer putting Marge behind the wheel because he was
drink driving. Correct. Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I'm drawing a blank
on this one. That's a tough question. So you liked you like the
performance, but you didn't like this store. You like the Oh no,
you like the actor, but you don't like the episode the episode that they're
in. Oh man, no one's blanking. Was there a voice in Million
Dollar Abe? Because I remember that was the last one I genuinely hated.
Yeah, I I can't think any Theft of my Head. Harrison McClure,
What was your first car and do you have any first car stories? My
first car was given to me. That's one of those things where I was
just like, it's been given to me, so I have to accept.
It was a Henda Excel and I was like, you know, when you're
eighteen, you're you're full of testosterone, and no, all your mates are
getting all these cars and then we're giving you a car that was from a
relative. And it's like, oh, it's a Hyundai Excel. But it's
like I didn't pay for it, I guess, but man, I beat
the shit out of that thing. Oh. My first car was a clapped
out old Renaut station wagon. It was a very nice shade of sunflower yellow.
Okay. The van was occasionally rocking Talia and liquez Talia Enriquez. Sorry.
Do you think Bart would be that innocent and naive as to to know
how babies are made? Do you think Bart would be that innocent and naive
as to how babies are made? So he would not? Do you think
you wouldn't know? Uh? They kind of pick and choose episode episode,
How what the kids know? They're occasionally very worldly wise and occasionally children.
So yeah, I think I'm going to go I'm going to go with more
innocent or naive. Yeah, I mean I think as ten, you'd like
to think you know everything, you think you've got the world worked out.
Yeah, but you do not not at all all. Right, guys,
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comparing them to how they are now. Okay, well there's an Yeah,
there was an ongoing series. I don't know if they still make it,
but it started with seven Up. Okay, and every seven years this documentary
film maker, who I believe is no longer with us, would go back
and sort of this kid yeah yeah, I mean Michael apt Yeah yeah yeah,
taking on that. Yeah. Yeah, they were really good documentaries.
Eric Idle returns as decland Desmond. Oh ok okay, oh we'll we look
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