Revisiting WWF RAW 1998 The Austin Era Has Begun, X-Pac & New Age Outlaws Join DX, The Rock Becomes Nation of Domination Leader

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, Episode number three hundred and eight.
<v Speaker 1>That's a fucking fucked up number.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be talking about Raw from March thirtieth, nineteen
<v Speaker 2>ninety eight, where Cain comes out and cuts a promo
<v Speaker 2>on the stage while they steal cages.
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean that does I mean, it does happen.
<v Speaker 1>You do, you're not lying, But that's not why we
<v Speaker 1>watched it. We didn't watch it because Kane, that's a promo.
<v Speaker 1>Kane doesn't even cut the promo. He's just there for one.
<v Speaker 1>But we're watching this of course because this is the
<v Speaker 1>raw after.
<v Speaker 2>The Midnight Express.
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean they're here as well. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if they were on. They probably were on many. They
<v Speaker 1>were probably in the fifteen teen Rumble. This was the
<v Speaker 1>raw after WrestleMania fourteen. It was the shift, the change
<v Speaker 1>of the guard, Steve Austin's the champion, a lot of
<v Speaker 1>big moments. Pete Rose, come on, you know, jackle it's
<v Speaker 1>the Jackal is probably there as well. This is the
<v Speaker 1>raw after WrestleMania fourteen, A big event here, A lot
<v Speaker 1>going on in this episode as well.
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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into raw from March thirtieth, nineteen
<v Speaker 2>ninety eight.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the tides are turning here. We are,
<v Speaker 1>of course, coming off of WrestleMania fourteen, where Stone Cold's
<v Speaker 1>now the top guy, he's the top dog. Shawn Michaels,
<v Speaker 1>he's out of here. Tony Sad badis book two good itis.
<v Speaker 1>Before we talk about this, we're all let's see what
<v Speaker 1>was going on in the World Wrestling at the time
<v Speaker 1>with the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer March twenty third,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety eight, Meltzer says, it's been more the same
<v Speaker 1>with World Championship Wrestling, filled with turmoil behind the scenes
<v Speaker 1>and setting records in front of the camera and at
<v Speaker 1>the box office. The situation regarding six Sean Waltman, if anything,
<v Speaker 1>got hotter over the past week with no explanation as
<v Speaker 1>to his firing other than Eric Bischoff was trying to
<v Speaker 1>send a message to Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. Waltman,
<v Speaker 1>who had approximately eighteen months left on a three year contract,
<v Speaker 1>was given his termination notice in a FedEx letter from
<v Speaker 1>WW Vice president Nick Lambrose on March ninth, and immediately
<v Speaker 1>his agent, Barry Bloom, opened up negotiations with the World
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling Federation. As the week went on, there was no
<v Speaker 1>contact between the front office at WW and Waltman, although
<v Speaker 1>Waltman had been told by Nash that Bischoff had agreed
<v Speaker 1>to quote unquote make everything right. But this brought up
<v Speaker 1>another situation far larger than the situation with Waltman. In
<v Speaker 1>a reality to the fantasy many people have over the
<v Speaker 1>short term future of the business in this country. Among
<v Speaker 1>all the turmoil, Woman's firing with no apparent reason given
<v Speaker 1>other than he had the wrong friends who ironically were
<v Speaker 1>the right friends when it came time from to get
<v Speaker 1>the job at the wrong time, combined with the fact
<v Speaker 1>that Bischoff had fired him last year for about one
<v Speaker 1>hour after being mad about him pulling Rip Flair's tights
<v Speaker 1>down during a match, made him not only open negotiation
<v Speaker 1>with WF, but ready to go as a free agent.
<v Speaker 1>He was also, by the way, uh, recuperating from a
<v Speaker 1>broken freaking neck while he was fired here.
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, that is right. I forgot about that.
<v Speaker 1>What a shitty situation for the kidding, I mean, obviously
<v Speaker 1>it works out fucking way better for h Yeah. Xbox
<v Speaker 1>does pretty cool stuff. He's WWF front goes pretty okay
<v Speaker 1>until everyone says he sucks and boots him for the
<v Speaker 1>rest of his career. Dude, he never sucked.
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what it is.
<v Speaker 1>Let me talk about from The Observer March thirtieth, nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety eight. Kevin Nails. You might know him as I
<v Speaker 1>know as Kevin Kevin Nails.
<v Speaker 2>What why.
<v Speaker 1>He's expected to join the nWo and get a big
<v Speaker 1>push seven eight nine. No, dude, no way, by the
<v Speaker 1>time Nails gets in, he's fourteen. Like there's a million
<v Speaker 1>dudes in this.
<v Speaker 5>He comes as Nails as Nails.
<v Speaker 1>Nails, No, he has to be an s WWU.
<v Speaker 2>Is that his real last name?
<v Speaker 1>No, it's Kevin Watch Halls with Kevin Nails.
<v Speaker 2>Is definitely like a FOURD star name.
<v Speaker 1>With a Z for sure.
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Nails all right.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's got a hammer on them. That's well.
<v Speaker 1>In nineteen ninety one, by the way, Boys Nails, apparently,
<v Speaker 1>in an argument over getting an eight thousand dollars payoff
<v Speaker 1>for working a prelim match at the famous WF Wembley
<v Speaker 1>Stadium Summers Limb Show, allegedly began choking Vince McMahon because
<v Speaker 1>Vince wouldn't give him more money until the agents heard
<v Speaker 1>the screams and pulled them off. From The Observer April sixth,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety eight in WW News, the deal with the
<v Speaker 1>Nitro Plus experiment, Meltzer says is that on the Monday
<v Speaker 1>after every pay per view starting on four twenty from
<v Speaker 1>Colorado Springs, Colorado Nitrol will have a second feet available
<v Speaker 1>to those with satellite dishes through DirecTV and for four
<v Speaker 1>ninety nine cents extra that can buy Nitro as a
<v Speaker 1>pay per view and get all the action that takes
<v Speaker 1>place during the commercial breaks. The amount of buys that
<v Speaker 1>would take to make this financially worthwhile would cost the
<v Speaker 1>ratings of the show to be about point one. I
<v Speaker 1>didn't know they did this?
<v Speaker 2>Is this?
<v Speaker 1>Is there footage?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 1>Did anyone tape these?
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I don't know. I've actually never heard of that.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I never.
<v Speaker 1>I wonder I'm gonna try to look at maybe I'll
<v Speaker 1>I'll try to look more into it and we'll talk
<v Speaker 1>about it later. But uh, yeah, I wonder how well
<v Speaker 1>that actually did or how long it lasted. I'd never
<v Speaker 1>heard of any if any of you old bastards that
<v Speaker 1>still listen to this show, uh, because a lot of
<v Speaker 1>you are young. The old bassards are dying. Grandpa, isn't
<v Speaker 1>it is going away? Yeah? If any of you that
<v Speaker 1>fucking may have been around during this had or seen
<v Speaker 1>anything about this, I'd love to hear about it, because
<v Speaker 1>that's I mean, that sounds pretty cool. I would watch
<v Speaker 1>the shit out of that. I'd watch it. Now. There
<v Speaker 1>is now talk of bringing back Rick Flair and reintroducing
<v Speaker 1>a new Four Horsemen with arn Anderson as the spokesperson
<v Speaker 1>and Bill Goldberg as one of the members, largely to
<v Speaker 1>put Goldberg in the spotlight but still protect the public
<v Speaker 1>from seeing his weaknesses. Meltzer says this is similar to
<v Speaker 1>what Dusty Roodes did with Luger in ninety nineteen eighty seven,
<v Speaker 1>where he was to be groomed to be the next
<v Speaker 1>Hogan and a stand in the background and watch and
<v Speaker 1>learn all the tricks of the trade from Flair. Meltzer says, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>bad example, but the idea is still a sound one.
<v Speaker 1>Bill fucking Goldberg and the Horseman. Is that right?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That would have worked great.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Bill Goldberg famously getting along with everybody.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I would kill it as a stooge Goldberg.
<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what that looks like, but I
<v Speaker 2>would say.
<v Speaker 1>It fucking imagine what that looks like. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if he has that in him, Like, I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if that's a thing he could do. Even when they
<v Speaker 1>turned him a heel, he was just Goldberg. Is he
<v Speaker 1>was like doing anything different at all? And then he
<v Speaker 1>said I hated this on TV.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not heeled.
<v Speaker 1>Last piece of news here. This is for you James
<v Speaker 1>from The Observer, April thirteenth, ninety eight, and not sorry,
<v Speaker 1>Samon's Frankensteiner off the top rope may now be nicknamed
<v Speaker 1>the drunken Steiner.
<v Speaker 2>That'd be pretty cool. I don't think it was.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it ever was.
<v Speaker 2>No, but that would be pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>That's the goddamn Heine Corano. Are you fucking Corana?
<v Speaker 5>Always has been.
<v Speaker 1>Drunken Steiner is just like a drunk dudes version of that,
<v Speaker 1>which that is good.
<v Speaker 5>I like that drunk.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's actually not bad though.
<v Speaker 1>That's the franken Screamer and the Heine Corano. Please. Well,
<v Speaker 1>that is it for the Observer. Now let's talk about
<v Speaker 1>WWS Monday Night, Row, March thirtieth, nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>So we start off the show here the worldwide leader
<v Speaker 2>in sports entertainment.
<v Speaker 1>In over one hundred countries in seven different languages.
<v Speaker 2>I think WCW should have done this with just slightly
<v Speaker 2>higher numbers.
<v Speaker 1>In over one hundred and one country.
<v Speaker 2>A million countries, eight languages.
<v Speaker 1>More than worldwide, the universal leader.
<v Speaker 2>It's more than So we start with the code open here,
<v Speaker 2>WrestleMania fourteen recap goes over all the legendary moments. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this is a really packed era, man, Like, there's just
<v Speaker 2>so much stuff that like last the tests of time
<v Speaker 2>just in these couple few months.
<v Speaker 1>Here, dude. I mean Pete Rose getting Tombstone. They fucking
<v Speaker 1>played this forever, dude. Yeah, that was a huge fucking
<v Speaker 1>time thing at the time and for years later after that,
<v Speaker 1>and then like yeah, other stuff like of course Austin
<v Speaker 1>winning the WF title. This is like, you know, the
<v Speaker 1>Austin era has begun kind of shit here, and this
<v Speaker 1>is a fucking pretty big RAW because of this, Like yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like you know, you can point to other
<v Speaker 1>you know, uh, you know raws after WrestleMania as being like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>this is the start of a new era, but like
<v Speaker 1>this might be up there with the biggest change of
<v Speaker 1>the guard episode of Raw after a big show like.
<v Speaker 5>This, Yeah, definitely. Well, because like their main inventorsh. Michaels
<v Speaker 5>is like out and he's not coming back for you know,
<v Speaker 5>the Attitude era right now, So like they got Austin
<v Speaker 5>and they're moving forward.
<v Speaker 1>Even Nails are about to join the end of.
<v Speaker 2>We had to get those guys out of here, So
<v Speaker 2>we get Kurgan in chains chains with a Z at
<v Speaker 2>least Kurkin Shane's and the Jackal.
<v Speaker 1>Not too much of my man courage, Like this guy
<v Speaker 1>had something here. Wasn't TI going.
<v Speaker 5>Trouble get awesome? You know whatever?
<v Speaker 2>Well, Mike Tyson KOed a wrestler. That's what the newspaper said.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good fuck Tony Undertaker versus Cane.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Pete Rose, Steve Austin. A lot of stuff here,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, a lot of stuff on this raw that
<v Speaker 2>we're about to get into that I think a lot
<v Speaker 2>of people will, uh will very much recognize. Yeah, Jim
<v Speaker 2>Ross welcomes us into the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York. Albany,
<v Speaker 2>New York loves South.
<v Speaker 1>Park, Dude, they, I mean, to be fair, probably everyone
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen ninety eight love South Park. I mean there
<v Speaker 1>was dudes on the show that loves south Yeah, you
<v Speaker 1>know it's and Michael Cole is here, packed fucking house.
<v Speaker 1>The one thing I'm always impressed with, And I don't
<v Speaker 1>know if I'll ever understand how it's done. Maybe someone
<v Speaker 1>with pyrotechnical degree can tell me how the fuck do
<v Speaker 1>they get the piro to shoot down from the ceiling
<v Speaker 1>and hit the stage and not kill a bunch of
<v Speaker 1>people on the way down. I don't understand how they
<v Speaker 1>do that.
<v Speaker 2>Well, tonight we have Cactus, Jack and Chainstall Charlie. They're
<v Speaker 2>taking on the New Age Outlaws.
<v Speaker 1>So okay. The situation here is is that they had
<v Speaker 1>a dumpster match at WrestleMania for the tag titles Cactus
<v Speaker 1>and Chainstall. Charlie. You may know miss Terry Funk, And
<v Speaker 1>if you didn't know Misterry Funk, you'll know him after
<v Speaker 1>this episode because that's all they call him.
<v Speaker 5>Jae I did this is Jared, Like, Yeah, that's my.
<v Speaker 1>Friend Terry Funk. Those commentators like they're all spoiler a
<v Speaker 1>little bit fucking It's like his name plates, his trains
<v Speaker 1>on Charlie. He fucking walks out there in a Terry
<v Speaker 1>Funk shirt.
<v Speaker 2>He didn't have the mask on.
<v Speaker 5>Then why I guess they call him ch Charlie, not
<v Speaker 5>just Terry Funk like.
<v Speaker 1>Jack. I guess was the idea you gotta make him Charlie.
<v Speaker 5>It makes sense if that guy has altered he goes,
<v Speaker 5>why is very Funk an altered?
<v Speaker 1>You?
<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't know how.
<v Speaker 1>His first proto Charlie. I don't know why they call
<v Speaker 1>me this. I'm Terry Funk said his promos. All right,
<v Speaker 1>I just want to I just want to say, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what.
<v Speaker 5>Have you put pantyhose on my head? I don't understand it.
<v Speaker 5>I don't get it.
<v Speaker 1>Well, might not. Fanny's feet. They fucking have a dumpster
<v Speaker 1>match at the pay per view, right, and this Jack
<v Speaker 1>and Fanny's feet.
<v Speaker 2>That's a good name's feet.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so he fucking they went. But they win
<v Speaker 1>the dumpster match. But the outlaw has got a lawyer involved,
<v Speaker 1>and the lawyer was able to reverse the decision, or.
<v Speaker 6>A lawyer could road Dog get that's the dog. Bob Armstrong.
<v Speaker 6>Armstrong Armstrong contact.
<v Speaker 2>The Army and the Navy got the best lawyer he
<v Speaker 2>could afford.
<v Speaker 1>Called some He called some of his boys and said, listen,
<v Speaker 1>they fucked over the road Dog at WrestleMania. They used
<v Speaker 1>the wrong dumpster the dog. Oh, we'll be right there.
<v Speaker 1>So that's what it was. Yeah, they used the wrong
<v Speaker 1>dumpster to win the match. It wasn't the aim. So
<v Speaker 1>the titles are held up now, and that's what we're getting.
<v Speaker 1>A cage match for the tag titles. Man okay. Also Jr.
<v Speaker 1>Says Tripah has an announcement tonight, and he says, rumor
<v Speaker 1>has it there's a rift in DX. Oh wow, never
<v Speaker 1>cat a little bit before. Yeah wow.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, the Vince Wickman town Hall to start things
<v Speaker 2>off here, vincing Man walks down with no music and
<v Speaker 2>the blue WWF Big Eagle belt with the WWF block logo.
<v Speaker 2>Thebew of this title, right, that's right, it's the very
<v Speaker 2>first time it's seen.
<v Speaker 1>That's I mean, a beautiful belt.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's fantastic. I'm always a little bit more leaning
<v Speaker 2>towards the scratch logo Big Eagle, but the block logo
<v Speaker 2>blue belt is also gorgeous.
<v Speaker 1>Do you like this version because.
<v Speaker 5>It is a little bit different than the scratch logo one.
<v Speaker 5>It's got a little bit differences on it.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you know that it's blue.
<v Speaker 5>No, I don't. I was looking his belt up because
<v Speaker 5>I wanted to know about it, not that it's only blue,
<v Speaker 5>but also that the side has like cutouts on the side.
<v Speaker 5>But near the end of the run of that belt,
<v Speaker 5>they broke off, kind of like the TNA belt.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Steve Austin kept breaking them.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm sure he threw that belt. Yeah, dude, so
<v Speaker 5>they painted it in the next version. They ended up
<v Speaker 5>painting it instead of cutting it out. They just painted
<v Speaker 5>it black.
<v Speaker 1>And they do you know when they switched to the.
<v Speaker 5>Scratch Yeah, Survivor series Deadly Games because I looked it up, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 5>they Sunday Night Heat before they the belt or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry spoiler.
<v Speaker 2>A lot of people awayne Dill for that one.
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, so they get the new belt when they
<v Speaker 5>do the Deadly Games thing and the Rock has it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so vincing man comes down here with the new belt.
<v Speaker 2>He's showing it off and everyone's bowing. They like the
<v Speaker 2>winged Eagle.
<v Speaker 1>I guess fucking smarts don't give nothing a chance.
<v Speaker 2>Ladies and gentlemen, Hello, you hear me.
<v Speaker 1>Work forever? Is this Mike? Is this working? He walks
<v Speaker 1>over the ropes and he he leans over and he
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have the mic to his lips. He's just talking.
<v Speaker 1>Is this Mike working? I can't hear myself.
<v Speaker 5>It was I was wondering did they have the speaker
<v Speaker 5>in the side of the ring. I don't even notice.
<v Speaker 1>Here, Tony. I don't know if they like the monitor one.
<v Speaker 5>You know how they used to do that or they
<v Speaker 5>do that.
<v Speaker 1>They might not have had that tech yet, but I
<v Speaker 1>don't I.
<v Speaker 5>Think what was going on? Am I correct in saying
<v Speaker 5>that I was going to the TV audience only and
<v Speaker 5>not to the live audience.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, yeah, Because there's there's one point here where
<v Speaker 1>he's just announcing Austin and you can hear this switch.
<v Speaker 1>We're like, okay, he's going out to everybody, and he says, uh,
<v Speaker 1>I am pleased to present to you. The new War
<v Speaker 1>was like Federation Japan stone go see Austin, huge fucking
<v Speaker 1>poppy or everyone loses their mind. I mean they were
<v Speaker 1>chatting Austin before Vince even came out. This is the
<v Speaker 1>fucking guy here. There's a fucking fantastic sign here that
<v Speaker 1>says stone cold, straight up, big boys, shiit. And Austin
<v Speaker 1>comes out with the old belt and everyone cheers because
<v Speaker 1>they like that belt more.
<v Speaker 2>They just remember they like it a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Austin gets in the ring and he looks at his
<v Speaker 1>belt and he looks at the one Vince is holding,
<v Speaker 1>and he throws the old belt at Vince's feet and
<v Speaker 1>Vince sells it and Austin grabs the new one and
<v Speaker 1>hits all four corners with the title. Vince says, first
<v Speaker 1>thing I'd like to say, other than congratulations, is that
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to clear up any misunderstanding that I may
<v Speaker 1>have said or and then crowd's just booming the ship
<v Speaker 1>out of him. I must just be this fucking title.
<v Speaker 1>This sucks.
<v Speaker 2>It's really throwing the crowd off.
<v Speaker 1>There's habitats in the whole show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Brett har held that one asshole.
<v Speaker 1>Vince had that he's had.
<v Speaker 2>One.
<v Speaker 1>Vince says, Uh, you know, I'd like to positive you
<v Speaker 1>know what I had to say several weeks ago about
<v Speaker 1>you winning the w fIF Championship. Truth is, I am
<v Speaker 1>proud of of you becoming the World Wrestling Federation champion,
<v Speaker 1>proud of you to represent this company, my company, and
<v Speaker 1>mister Austin together and that's a key word together, Mister Austin,
<v Speaker 1>him going and mister Austin is like fucking annoys the
<v Speaker 1>ship out of me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's he's got this character down to a t.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and it hasn't even like scratch damn
<v Speaker 1>even scratched the fun.
<v Speaker 2>This is literally like the beginning.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's so he's kind of timid here and he
<v Speaker 5>hasn't figured out that he's got grape fruits under his pants,
<v Speaker 5>you know, so you have Once he figures that out.
<v Speaker 1>It's Vince says, mister Austin. Together with my vision and
<v Speaker 1>your charisma, with my mental prowess and you're physical, mister Austin,
<v Speaker 1>one day you might become the greatest WWF champion of
<v Speaker 1>all time. And Austin of course, has something to say here,
<v Speaker 1>and Austin says, Vane, let's let's cut through all the Yes,
<v Speaker 1>I know for a fact that you hate me, but
<v Speaker 1>that's okay because I hate you right back, and then says,
<v Speaker 1>just for the record, I do not hate you. Not
<v Speaker 1>only do I not hate you, I find you to
<v Speaker 1>be a swell guy. And Vince says swell guy. And
<v Speaker 1>the look on Austin's face. I don't know why he
<v Speaker 1>was so offended by that, but he's like, he just
<v Speaker 1>immediately snaps to a whole different look on his face.
<v Speaker 1>He's fucking ridiculous. Yes, Austin looks and I'm crazy and
<v Speaker 1>then says, I you know, I love you. I think
<v Speaker 1>you're a hell of a guy. What he immediately what
<v Speaker 1>did you? I think you're a hell of a guy. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I know you shed dad shed just looking back on
<v Speaker 1>this is not really that big of a deal, like,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is going on here? Well, you know,
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't mean that. I you know, I
<v Speaker 1>love you. Just figure out of speech? What did you say?
<v Speaker 1>Figure a speech? What? He just dude, what the fuck
<v Speaker 1>is going on here? All right, let's not get confrontational.
<v Speaker 1>But you said what off? Mike? Vince says, he said,
<v Speaker 1>I love you? Hey, you you put that microphone up
<v Speaker 1>to your little mouth before I bash it in. What'd
<v Speaker 1>you tell me? And Vince says, I said I love you,
<v Speaker 1>but you know, it's just a figure a speech. And
<v Speaker 1>Austin laughs at this, and he he walks away for
<v Speaker 1>a moment and he comes back and he takes the
<v Speaker 1>mic and he says, okay, hot shot, I love you too.
<v Speaker 1>And that's like the end of that, Like there's no
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't turn that around to like be shitty or anything.
<v Speaker 1>He just says, all right, yeah, I love you as well.
<v Speaker 2>I was nice of.
<v Speaker 1>You, glad this is the crowd even reacts like uh oh,
<v Speaker 1>and then he just moves on, Oh okay, that's fucking
<v Speaker 1>pretty cool. Uh Now we got on a gratuitous bs
<v Speaker 1>out of the way. Oh that's gentle man. Oh crap.
<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna do things your way. I'm gonna continue
<v Speaker 1>to raise as much hell and do things and create
<v Speaker 1>as much chaosh and give you more gray hairs every
<v Speaker 1>single day of your life. The gray hairs line I
<v Speaker 1>remember vividly for some reason. I don't know if they
<v Speaker 1>played that in a ton of videos or what, but
<v Speaker 1>I think so. Yeah, Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tell us,
<v Speaker 1>don't go Dave Austin what to do, and that's the
<v Speaker 1>bottom line. And uh well, Vince says won't And this
<v Speaker 1>is like this set's kind of the path of these
<v Speaker 1>two forever. Well, we can do this the easy way,
<v Speaker 1>or we can do this the hard way. Mister Austin.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be doing this the hard way for the
<v Speaker 2>rest of our lives. Yeah, I gotta be honest with you.
<v Speaker 1>We have at least four years of the hard way, and.
<v Speaker 2>She will be arrested so much.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, and I'm gonna be so I'm just gonna
<v Speaker 1>take an unreal amount of stunners. I gotta tell you,
<v Speaker 1>mister Austin.
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be ticking beat and I'm gonna be falling
<v Speaker 2>backwards for the rest of my life.
<v Speaker 1>I'll never learn how to take this, mister Austin. We
<v Speaker 1>will make a lot of money along the way.
<v Speaker 5>What did you say to me?
<v Speaker 1>What you say? I said, I love you all right?
<v Speaker 1>No problem, I love you too. So Austin says, well,
<v Speaker 1>that's that sounds like an important decision for yours in
<v Speaker 1>my relationship. Can I have ten checonds to think about
<v Speaker 1>his decision? Vinceys by all means. So Austin walks away,
<v Speaker 1>and he's rubbing his bald ass head and looks up
<v Speaker 1>at the crowd, And this shot of Austin looking up
<v Speaker 1>at the hard gam is fucking super famous in my head. Again,
<v Speaker 1>it might be just something they us in this tron
<v Speaker 1>or something like that. I just remember it lot.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, So.
<v Speaker 1>Austin walks back up to Vince, and of course he
<v Speaker 1>hit him with the stone.
<v Speaker 2>Cold stone, the gun kick stunner. So cool. I thought
<v Speaker 2>the whole thing there at the end was funny where
<v Speaker 2>he said that, can I have ten seconds to think
<v Speaker 2>about this? He bags off. He just scratches his head
<v Speaker 2>really deadly. There was some thought coming into his head.
<v Speaker 2>He's like that hurts, So hits him with the stunner
<v Speaker 2>and the Jim Ross's stone Cole will never be Employee
<v Speaker 2>of the Month. I thought that was a good line.
<v Speaker 1>It's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>We have the Legion of Doom versus Jose and Jesus
<v Speaker 2>from Los Barriquas.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is like fucking tag team wrestling his bag.
<v Speaker 1>So this is l O. D.
<v Speaker 2>Two thousand. They're here with Sonny and the Hockey Mass
<v Speaker 2>and the new Outfit and they're trying to give this
<v Speaker 2>a go. So Animal hits a power slam on Jose
<v Speaker 2>Estrada and Hawk hits a flying shoulder tackle on Jesus.
<v Speaker 1>L O.
<v Speaker 2>D Then sets up the Doom's Day Device on Jesus.
<v Speaker 2>They hit it and they win.
<v Speaker 1>And Jesus lands right on top of his fucking head.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it looks great, awesome though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
<v Speaker 1>looked fucking fantastic. I was dying laughing at I said, oh, okay,
<v Speaker 1>we're just fucking fuck the Barrikas. They're done. Hut I knew.
<v Speaker 5>And they got the jobber entrance. It wasn't looking good
<v Speaker 5>for them tonight.
<v Speaker 1>And that's a fucked up team to do jobber entrance
<v Speaker 1>to to because they have a tremendous theme song. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>it's held high, hell hell yeah, god dare they are so?
<v Speaker 2>Sonny comes in the ring, she's in her l D outfit.
<v Speaker 2>Uh and she introduces them as l O D. Two thousand,
<v Speaker 2>mixing twisted steel with sex appeal.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is led?
<v Speaker 7>Jim Ross is like baffled by hold On Dashed the
<v Speaker 7>road Warriors and that started, But it is it is
<v Speaker 7>nineteen ninety eight, wired in two thousand, in March for years.
<v Speaker 1>You think this is fucking county. He stands up.
<v Speaker 2>The fuck it takes sense?
<v Speaker 1>Set up?
<v Speaker 5>What the fuck do you take your year?
<v Speaker 1>It is?
<v Speaker 5>Are you a time traveler? Sonny? Are you from the
<v Speaker 5>year two thousand?
<v Speaker 2>That would have been crazy if that was the gimmick
<v Speaker 2>by the way to oh, they're I'm traveling. Son is
<v Speaker 2>a time traveler.
<v Speaker 1>She's out fist. They should like get a really really
<v Speaker 1>hungry guy in this I can't tell me chocolate? Where
<v Speaker 1>just like yeah? Where does Sonny draws and hide and
<v Speaker 1>rank and like lead like Paul Ellering also in Christy Evy,
<v Speaker 1>What do they all rank here?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 1>Are they above an animal?
<v Speaker 5>Like l O D? Two thousand and eight? Sunny draws
<v Speaker 5>and eight.
<v Speaker 1>Their name.
<v Speaker 2>Sonny went to L A D two thousand and eight,
<v Speaker 2>and so I didn't know. I got got back at
<v Speaker 2>the time machine said let me go a little bit further,
<v Speaker 2>go back.
<v Speaker 5>To two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever, this future with a chocolate the fat his fucking
<v Speaker 1>head crying into the locker, season on the on the fist.
<v Speaker 1>I'm out of here and there's.
<v Speaker 2>Nothing I could do.
<v Speaker 1>Hawking animal will have to do it, fucking tua.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Kevin Kelly is here at the
<v Speaker 2>security office in the Pepsi Arena.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Kevin Kelly's backstage. He's in the security office
<v Speaker 1>in the Pepsi Arena, where he says an irate Vince
<v Speaker 1>McMahon just left. He just got off the phone with
<v Speaker 1>the police. They're coming for him. Vince BigMan has called
<v Speaker 1>the police and said, I don't care how many cops
<v Speaker 1>it takes. I want Stone called Steve Auston arrested now,
<v Speaker 1>which is like I was watching this and I was like,
<v Speaker 1>why is this such a big fucking deal, Like he
<v Speaker 1>was always getting arrested, But I guess this was like
<v Speaker 1>one of the first times, or.
<v Speaker 2>If you know, this wasn't even the most famous version
<v Speaker 2>of him being arrested.
<v Speaker 1>No, dude, it's not. But like it's like the it's
<v Speaker 1>a big fucking deal.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Vin, this man doesn't care how many cops it takes.
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't take many. Steve Austin kind of.
<v Speaker 1>Discussed, yeah, like he's not fighting with him.
<v Speaker 2>In all, we get a w w F attitude propaganda video.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yes, this is fucking awesome. Uh, it's all these
<v Speaker 1>old dudes saying, like how less cool they were.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I love this. So it's it's like a w
<v Speaker 2>WF Attitude video. Gorilla Monsoon, Ernie Ladd and Freddy Blast.
<v Speaker 2>You say, how fucking cool is talking Mitchinoku? I mean,
<v Speaker 2>that is the coolest guy I've ever fucking seen.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Ernie Ladd says, I never did a moon salt.
<v Speaker 1>This guy fucking this ship is awesome.
<v Speaker 5>My feet never left the ground. Brother. It is interesting though,
<v Speaker 5>that they got these old time It's kind of a
<v Speaker 5>cool concept, you know, like old guys.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, these guys.
<v Speaker 5>They're way cooler than anything we could do. That's pretty awesome.
<v Speaker 2>And it shows clubs of talking about Oku like this
<v Speaker 2>is awesome. I agree, just like you see Vin's tail
<v Speaker 2>later that motherfuck Chris Nuts.
<v Speaker 1>You don't even know what's coming. God damn.
<v Speaker 2>We go backstage. Kevin Kelly is back here in the
<v Speaker 2>locker room and he says the d o A tried
<v Speaker 2>to smarten up Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's it's the only people stone Cald will listen
<v Speaker 1>to his fellow bald guys. Hey boys, Yeah, the Disciples
<v Speaker 1>of Apocalypse attending to smart out Stone Cold of the
<v Speaker 1>fact that the police are on their way, which I
<v Speaker 1>don't know how they got the iggy about this or
<v Speaker 1>they narks like what is this hidden disciples.
<v Speaker 2>They work with the police.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love that.
<v Speaker 2>He said. They try to smarten up Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 1>Stone Cold, and Kevin Kelly said, Stone Cold said, and
<v Speaker 1>I quote, I ain't going anywhere. Vince McMahon doesn't have
<v Speaker 1>the balls to have me arrested again. That's a quote.
<v Speaker 1>That's it from back here.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Kurgan versus Chains.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well change is about to get run here.
<v Speaker 2>He says that that Jackal.
<v Speaker 1>Kurgan comes out and he goes. They ever expand on
<v Speaker 1>Kurgan not speaking English or words.
<v Speaker 5>He was a military guy, right, wasn't that the.
<v Speaker 1>Deal waswashed by the jackal. He doesn't know English.
<v Speaker 5>Back in the day military right, wasn't he with the
<v Speaker 5>South Park?
<v Speaker 2>Was his gimmick?
<v Speaker 1>That's later a right truth commissioned. Yes, yes, yeah, he
<v Speaker 1>was the interrogator, which is nuts.
<v Speaker 5>Interrogating later Kurgan and then Kurgan the interrogator is the jackal.
<v Speaker 1>They have him sit down with a dude and he goes,
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you everything you need to know.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck this guy scared the all out of me.
<v Speaker 2>It is crazy how much Kurgan looks like EC three.
<v Speaker 2>It's legit nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I mean it's almost a one to one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Kurgan uh here with Jacko taking on Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Kurgan hits a back body drop into a primal scream.
<v Speaker 2>He's got that lockdown man, That's what I wrote. This
<v Speaker 2>man is in the parking lot waiting for the police.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Yeah, well you know you don't want
<v Speaker 1>to say. I don't know how they were missing out
<v Speaker 1>on this Kurgan Chain's action with a live shot of
<v Speaker 1>them fucking to the parking lot.
<v Speaker 2>So Kurgan misses a shoulder tackle into the buckle and
<v Speaker 2>Chain starts firing back, but Kurgan hits that big boot tough.
<v Speaker 2>Kergan then raises his hand and his fingers are black,
<v Speaker 2>and JR. Says he's about to hit the paralyzer.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking paralyzer.
<v Speaker 2>Great is fucking name for a movie. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>the paralyzer.
<v Speaker 1>Tremendous name and someone should use it.
<v Speaker 2>So Kurgan locks in the paralyzer, which is the iron.
<v Speaker 1>Claw right and on outside the ring the jackal. He's
<v Speaker 1>pointing at JR. And he's saying, this is all your fault,
<v Speaker 1>This is all your fault is happening. He keeps saying
<v Speaker 1>he's yelling at j R. And j R doesn't answer
<v Speaker 1>for a second. He looks up on me and he says,
<v Speaker 1>we trod about who is.
<v Speaker 2>So Kurgan keeps the iron claw locked in. He pins
<v Speaker 2>him to the mat uh then he drags him out
<v Speaker 2>by the top of his head and walks him up
<v Speaker 2>the ramp. What's he gonna do with this? Did interrogate him?
<v Speaker 2>What do you know about Kevin Nails?
<v Speaker 1>Kergy gets super serious. He just bes totally normal. What
<v Speaker 1>do you know about this? Push?
<v Speaker 5>Please tell me about Kevin Nails?
<v Speaker 1>Who else is joining the nw O getting arrested?
<v Speaker 5>Dxity goots what's going on tonight, dude?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he has some I mean, like this is ridiculous
<v Speaker 1>how he fucking does this. He has them in the
<v Speaker 1>iron claw and then he change his back is on
<v Speaker 1>the canvas, Kurakin gets wins, gets up, lifts him up,
<v Speaker 1>and then they he walks him out of the ring
<v Speaker 1>like he's walking like spider style up the ramp holding
<v Speaker 1>the dude's head.
<v Speaker 2>It's legit impressive.
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe, Like, I can't believe chains doesn't fall.
<v Speaker 2>It was like a super It was super intimidating. Like
<v Speaker 2>they didn't really make a big deal out of it
<v Speaker 2>or anything.
<v Speaker 1>They don't. They don't fucking react at all. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>he must have been doing this a ton so they
<v Speaker 1>were just over it. But like this is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like that's like some scary ass shit Like this
<v Speaker 2>dude grabbed this guy by the skull and literally walked
<v Speaker 2>him through the ropes with his hand attacks to his
<v Speaker 2>skull and then walked him up the ramp. I mean
<v Speaker 2>it was like fucked up looking like I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 2>this is a this is a menace here, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, And through the rest of the night, not a
<v Speaker 1>single person questions where he took chains. Why is no
<v Speaker 1>one concerned about where chains is? Don't only worried with
<v Speaker 1>stone Culls get arrested? Do your boy just got abducted?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Well is he our boy? Because we knew his name.
<v Speaker 1>That's Brian Lee, who was the undertaker? Like, can you
<v Speaker 1>fucking should someone be upset about this? So we have
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 2>He takes the police backstage and he tells him where
<v Speaker 2>Steve Awston's locker room.
<v Speaker 1>Is, and uh, you can see like some of the
<v Speaker 1>boys are just hanging out back there, which is fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>And Jared just let me tell you, Sean Michael Bradal,
<v Speaker 1>schnakes do not make good pets, all right.
<v Speaker 2>Right, we have Jeff Jarrett versus Agula up next.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Agula, of course, otherwise known as s A Rios Well.
<v Speaker 2>Tony Chimmel introduces Tennessee Lee, the world's greatest promoter.
<v Speaker 1>Dude? Does he not say a beautiful volunteer. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know a beautiful volunteer today the world's grands from murder
<v Speaker 1>Tennessee Lee, Like, Tennessee Lee is fucking insane. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know like how long this run is for I only
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know what else he did. I'm assuming
<v Speaker 1>he was like a fucking USWA or n w A
<v Speaker 1>guy or something, right, because like this seems insane.
<v Speaker 2>He's a super WCW act, so it's always super weird
<v Speaker 2>seeing him in WWF.
<v Speaker 1>I think he's funny as shit though, and his cadence
<v Speaker 1>is crazy all right, o, dude, I.
<v Speaker 2>Mean his nuts. He's greeting super hard all the time too.
<v Speaker 1>And he of course introduces JB R E w T
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jarrett. That's how you spell it h and Jared
<v Speaker 1>comes out with the light up outphit and the light
<v Speaker 1>up outfit horse. Dude, led horse.
<v Speaker 5>What the fuck? That was awesome?
<v Speaker 2>Dude, He's about to have a banger too.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is fucking awesome. They need to put
<v Speaker 1>the light up horse in the games and I could
<v Speaker 1>have a new Jack come out on.
<v Speaker 2>So Jeff Jarrett hot starts on Mister Aguila and hits
<v Speaker 2>a DDT. WWF has a guy standing on the apron
<v Speaker 2>for a shot where Jarrett talks to the camera, which
<v Speaker 2>felt very w CWS.
<v Speaker 1>He probably said he said, I need this ww shot
<v Speaker 1>for this.
<v Speaker 2>The ship's cool as fuck, guys. I don't know what
<v Speaker 2>it does you.
<v Speaker 1>Cole also says Jaredab's hands full tonight against the Mexican
<v Speaker 1>teen sensation Aguila, who put up a hell of a
<v Speaker 1>fight against talking about Younoku for the light heavyweight championship,
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, he's that fucking young. I
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't know if he got that wrong
<v Speaker 1>or not. But then they say he's nineteen years old here, Aguly, hmm, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen fucking nuts. Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Tennesse Lee joins them on commentary here and says that
<v Speaker 2>they should put Steve Auston under the jail to die.
<v Speaker 1>That sucks. What did he do to well? I guess
<v Speaker 1>he probably did fucking kick Jared's s or it was coming.
<v Speaker 2>So so Aguila does a double backflip and then a
<v Speaker 2>spinning heel kick. He does a fucking like dude, spiral tap.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, sky twister press that he misses well.
<v Speaker 2>Jareded rolls in. I'm not sure if he knew how
<v Speaker 2>far he would go or what the dealer with this move?
<v Speaker 1>What move was being fit here or he.
<v Speaker 2>Said I'm gonna do the sky twister press and Jared
<v Speaker 2>Pie say, you do whatever you want to do.
<v Speaker 1>That's so fucking funny. That Legit feels one of this
<v Speaker 1>because he he misses or he's meant to miss the
<v Speaker 1>sky Twister press. Jared gets up and just puts him
<v Speaker 1>in the figure four.
<v Speaker 2>He lands on his back, so sky twister press off
<v Speaker 2>the top, he lands on his back. Jared just stands
<v Speaker 2>up and turns around, kills the heat of the match
<v Speaker 2>completely and then just go straight to the finish figure four.
<v Speaker 1>Fu fuck you, yeah, I mean, do whatever the fuck
<v Speaker 1>you want. I'm winning, dude. Tennessee Lee is on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>Jared has the figure four in and Tennessee Le says,
<v Speaker 1>all right, well, I'm gonna go to the ring with
<v Speaker 1>the winner now, and he stands up in the staggulate
<v Speaker 1>taps out. I thought it was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Blackman runs in the ring and hits a bicycle
<v Speaker 2>kick and then lines Jared out of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Jared up too fucking nails him with the kick, and
<v Speaker 1>then he of course stands off with Tennessee Lean. He's
<v Speaker 1>gonna get him, and Tennessee Lee puts the reft between
<v Speaker 1>the two of them, and then Jarrett comes back in
<v Speaker 1>the glombs black Men from behind and sends them to
<v Speaker 1>the floor and they both leave up the ramp and
<v Speaker 1>blackman in the ring says, get your ass back here.
<v Speaker 1>They do not. They do not get their ass back here, though, Sadley.
<v Speaker 2>We got backstage. Vincent Man and the police walk out
<v Speaker 2>of the Red Locker room and Steve Austin is handcuffed.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's Austin, and are sorry. Vince is walking with
<v Speaker 1>Slaughter and Briscoe and then following out them following after him.
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me as the cops and they have Austin and handcuffs,
<v Speaker 1>and Austin says, bench that's that's a hell of a rib. Shun,
<v Speaker 1>that's the hell of a rib. So the cops are
<v Speaker 1>walking them down the hallway and and Vince says, that's
<v Speaker 1>just what she was deserve. And Austin runs himself into Vince,
<v Speaker 1>just into a wall, and the cops have to pull
<v Speaker 1>him off, and Vince says he's not an and Austin says,
<v Speaker 1>you ain't gonna give me a jail forever when I
<v Speaker 1>get out, your ass is mine, which I mean, that's
<v Speaker 1>that's true. I don't like he's getting arrested for stunning,
<v Speaker 1>I assumes is what this is, right, which is yeah,
<v Speaker 1>think of that, because like I mean that becomes like,
<v Speaker 1>that's what everyone does in a minute here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, you have to want to press charges.
<v Speaker 2>The Vince decided it was time to press charges.
<v Speaker 1>He just won the belt on the biggest show ever.
<v Speaker 1>Get his head on a jail, put him under the jail.
<v Speaker 2>He got the big eagle boot. Just go ahead, put
<v Speaker 2>him in jail. Put him under the jail.
<v Speaker 1>Doessically said, kill him with the figure of four. Take
<v Speaker 1>his eat.
<v Speaker 2>Jared Rod's brought to you by one hundred Collect and
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<v Speaker 2>the Wall stores. Don't get anywhere else, just these two.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm getting that shit. On KAZ.
<v Speaker 2>It shows Steve Austin being loaded into the police car
<v Speaker 2>and Austin yells at Vince, who cannot hear them.
<v Speaker 1>Is so fucking far away. So yeah, they show the
<v Speaker 1>whole part of them walking them through the hallway, but
<v Speaker 1>it's without commentary. But you can hear JR. On commentary
<v Speaker 1>through I guess just the fucking monitors in the backstage,
<v Speaker 1>which is sounded kind of cool. And you can also
<v Speaker 1>hear someone tell one of the camera guys to slow
<v Speaker 1>down because he was walking too fast. That's funny, and
<v Speaker 1>the cops would Austin in the back of the squad car,
<v Speaker 1>and Austin says, you ain't seen the last of me, bench,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get your ash count on it. And then
<v Speaker 1>the cops back up the squad car and they leave.
<v Speaker 2>And my brain inserted not by a long shot, and me.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking too, which again this happened so anymore time.
<v Speaker 2>We cut to the arena. There's a couple of signs here,
<v Speaker 2>World's crappiest wrestling Dude.
<v Speaker 1>I wrote that one down too. I also wrote down
<v Speaker 1>college basketball sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Go on, man, Gonzaga is about go on a tear
<v Speaker 2>in a couple.
<v Speaker 1>Of yearsorry, man, we got a heat raws on.
<v Speaker 2>Vince McMahon gets another town hall here.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, this was like kind of unnecessary. I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they wanted to end the first
<v Speaker 1>hour maybe with like, yeah, making sure people knew that
<v Speaker 1>this just happened because they were just tuning in or something,
<v Speaker 1>because we.
<v Speaker 2>Were moving on to the next bar.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, Yeah, that's that's fair. And Vince. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Vince gets on the mic and says, I came out
<v Speaker 1>here because I felt like I knowed you in an explanation,
<v Speaker 1>and perhaps in the state of mind that mister Austin
<v Speaker 1>is in, perhaps a twenty four hour cooling off period
<v Speaker 1>is appropriate. And I didn't want to have to do it.
<v Speaker 1>I gave mister Austin a choice. He selected his choice,
<v Speaker 1>and dammit, I selected mine, and he fucking launched it.
<v Speaker 1>He throws the mic up, and I mean that was
<v Speaker 1>kind of baller. Actually, I said, oh shit, all right,
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get your ass whoop.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, they'll be throwing that mic now.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, like you should know better than anyone,
<v Speaker 1>vince that that shit is expensive. You spike that shit,
<v Speaker 1>and like you should get chewed out in the back
<v Speaker 1>by the boys.
<v Speaker 2>Uh. So we end that, and uh boys, I think
<v Speaker 2>I can hear the I think the war zone is coming.
<v Speaker 1>Shit, let's go put the fucking kids to bed, get
<v Speaker 1>the fuck out of here. It's war zone time. Baby.
<v Speaker 1>Let's play the same intro that we played it earlier.
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, we got a little bit here.
<v Speaker 2>There's a little bit of a limbo where raw's over,
<v Speaker 2>warzone hasn't started. Yeah, this is like the bone zone.
<v Speaker 2>There's something of that nature.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah that sounds right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm fucking up for the Bone Zone.
<v Speaker 2>Work shopping it. You know. Triple Ah says, I'm about
<v Speaker 2>to cut a promo, so I'm out at this point.
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, you may think, uh at d X last
<v Speaker 1>night dropped the ball. Well tonight, Tripleh's gonna drop the hammer.
<v Speaker 1>As you know, it comes to an X rayed end tonight. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>this like, if I'm vincent I see him cutting just
<v Speaker 1>that fucking small bit of promo, I'm xnating this whole
<v Speaker 1>fucking thing. Fuck that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's live, Like, we'll just cut it and do something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like China's hitting you with the pedigree and she's
<v Speaker 1>going to lead this group now fuck golf.
<v Speaker 2>So Chainsaw, Charlie and cat Is Jack versus the New
<v Speaker 2>Age Outlaws. We'll be that in a cage.
<v Speaker 1>You're really gonna call him what you're gonna call him?
<v Speaker 2>What's it's on the sheet?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, and you're fucking blind Now you're blind. Oh
<v Speaker 1>I'm not blinded.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just reading the sheet. So they go backstage. The
<v Speaker 2>Rock is here with Purple Strap ice title along with
<v Speaker 2>the Nation of Domination.
<v Speaker 1>So The Rock is backstage with the Nation of Domination
<v Speaker 1>and Jr. Is speaking to him through the camera, which
<v Speaker 1>we learned earlier earlier that everyone can hear Jar backstage.
<v Speaker 1>And that's kind of answered a lot of questions that
<v Speaker 1>I've had over the years of how people heard him.
<v Speaker 1>They just they just hear him fucking backstage all the time.
<v Speaker 1>And Jared says, Rock last night a wrestaurant in you,
<v Speaker 1>it's quite an experience, and I assume for everyone in
<v Speaker 1>the nation, and the Rock says, shut your mouth and
<v Speaker 1>know your damn role. The fact that the matter is
<v Speaker 1>this Ken Shamrock. After what you tried to do to
<v Speaker 1>the Rock at WrestleMania, the Rock can't hardly walk right.
<v Speaker 1>He's been spitting up blood. But it doesn't really matter
<v Speaker 1>because our Rock is still standing here like the man
<v Speaker 1>in a half he is. That's awesome. He's the man
<v Speaker 1>in a half. Ken't Shamrock. I got a big hand,
<v Speaker 1>and you know what that means. I'm gonna lay down.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna lay this SmackDown on you in a major
<v Speaker 1>way tonight. Now onto something bigger and better, you know.
<v Speaker 1>For Ruke, I want to tell you this. You showed
<v Speaker 1>the Rock last night a world that he hasn't been
<v Speaker 1>too used to. You showed me something I should have
<v Speaker 1>seen a long time ago. You opened my eyes to something,
<v Speaker 1>and for that I am grateful. You are the reason
<v Speaker 1>why our Rock joined the Nation, and why the Rock
<v Speaker 1>is successful, and why the Rock is still the Undercontinental Champion.
<v Speaker 1>And after tonight, the Nation will be the strongest it's
<v Speaker 1>ever been. And then the Rock and Fruits stare down
<v Speaker 1>and uh we go to commercial there, which uh I
<v Speaker 1>was I was like, oh fuck. I didn't realize, Like
<v Speaker 1>in my brain, I was like, Okay, this is like
<v Speaker 1>the Triple HD X night. I didn't realize we're all
<v Speaker 1>this is also the fucking Rock Nation shit right, Yeah, just.
<v Speaker 2>Kind of throwing everything out there right now.
<v Speaker 1>Big yeah, like a lot of big like pushes here
<v Speaker 1>for a lot of dudes here. I mean, I understand
<v Speaker 1>Sean's you know, going like a little change into the
<v Speaker 1>guard there in that regard, but yeah, wow, they're they're
<v Speaker 1>elevating a bunch of dudes here.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, little babies, the fucking bed the war zones here,
<v Speaker 2>blow everything the fuck up, blow it all up. Everyone
<v Speaker 2>else can watch Nitro get the fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 1>We can't read, we can't write, but we know how
<v Speaker 1>to function up.
<v Speaker 2>That's it's awesome. Man, the war zones here, Man, we get.
<v Speaker 5>A sweet idea to have them transition over into a
<v Speaker 5>crazy like adult zone here with bringing the perver Jerry Loller.
<v Speaker 1>That's here.
<v Speaker 2>Oh great, So for Rouke and the Rock Rocky my
<v Speaker 2>Villa take on Steve Blackman and Ken Shamrock.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy fucking match here. I also, yeah, he's the rock
<v Speaker 1>Rocky my Via. I wanted to also bring that up
<v Speaker 1>that I guess. I don't know how long after this
<v Speaker 1>he drops Rocky my Va. It's probably pretty soon, honest, Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it might be the next week.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Blackman comes out here in accustomed Tiger Ghee and
<v Speaker 2>Ken Shamrock slaps his head on the steps and screams.
<v Speaker 1>He's standing on the steps slapping his head. I wish he,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, because that what you said. Maybe think he
<v Speaker 1>is slapping his head against the steps.
<v Speaker 2>Shit, I mean, maybe he does.
<v Speaker 1>Which would have been fucking awesome. Also, when he walks out,
<v Speaker 1>there's like a shot of him. They zoom in on
<v Speaker 1>like Shaman SHAMROCK's tron and it's just his face and
<v Speaker 1>it scared the ship out of me. I said, Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, he looking dude.
<v Speaker 2>So the Rock wants to start the match off with
<v Speaker 2>Ken Shamrock because of WrestleMania fort he sucks, so he
<v Speaker 2>gets tagged in and he tells Shamrock to meet him
<v Speaker 2>right there in the middle forever, and then Shamrock does,
<v Speaker 2>and then the Rock backs up and tags Fruk and says.
<v Speaker 5>Oh my leg hurts.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Shamrock and Feru go to lock up, and Fruk instantly
<v Speaker 2>I rate Shamrock, which.
<v Speaker 1>Is fun like, is so like, he's almost the same
<v Speaker 1>size as Shamrock.
<v Speaker 2>He gives him a power slam, and on commentary they
<v Speaker 2>call Shamrock the first UFC Super Fight Champion, which is cool.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was cool, dude. Later, fucking spoilers Cornett
<v Speaker 1>like just spoils the rest of the UFCS that we
<v Speaker 1>have to watch, bitch.
<v Speaker 2>So Steve Blackman does a really crazy jump over Ferruk,
<v Speaker 2>who does a drop down and then HiT's a very
<v Speaker 2>pinpoint t and a kick.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking super close.
<v Speaker 2>Shamrock stays in control of Faruk for a while before
<v Speaker 2>Ferruk hits a Spinebuster goes for the hot tag to Rock,
<v Speaker 2>but Rock raises his hand really really high and says,
<v Speaker 2>I fuck it, I'm out of here.
<v Speaker 1>Fruk is on the ground and Rock has his head
<v Speaker 1>in the air literally all the way up.
<v Speaker 2>Come on.
<v Speaker 1>The fuck yeah the Rock. But he says I he
<v Speaker 1>look just as I'm out of here and waves off
<v Speaker 1>Ruke and jumps off the apron fucking leaves and Loa
<v Speaker 1>says Frank made the Rock mad. He wanted to tag
<v Speaker 1>him on the other chance.
<v Speaker 2>Rock also limps up the ramp, talking to himself in
<v Speaker 2>third person. You sawn of a bitch, he's slowly losing it.
<v Speaker 2>Shamrock hits the belly to belly on Farruk and then
<v Speaker 2>pins him for the three.
<v Speaker 1>So fucking Fruk is pissed, super pissed. So Pisty starts
<v Speaker 1>taking off his single at top, which you know, you
<v Speaker 1>expose the breasts and that's like.
<v Speaker 2>Now it's about to be a fight.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're going, so fruks on and says, hey, boy,
<v Speaker 1>listen to me, Rocky. I told you Punk that no
<v Speaker 1>boy grows up to be a man when they cross me.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking nuts. By the way, I will kill you,
<v Speaker 1>is what he said, right, yeah, fucker Now, since you
<v Speaker 1>like to wear high fashioned clothes, and jewelry. I got
<v Speaker 1>something I want you to wear tonight. You're gonna be
<v Speaker 1>wearing a good ass whooping to get down here.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, he's a badass. Motherfucker's dad pigs ass.
<v Speaker 1>So the Rock wobbles out here. He's limping and he's
<v Speaker 1>talking ship like James Matching before. He's doing it just
<v Speaker 1>on the way back down the rap. Now he just
<v Speaker 1>fucked up, and he gets in the ring and he
<v Speaker 1>gets in Frug's face and they argue, and the Nation
<v Speaker 1>get in the ring and they try to break it up.
<v Speaker 1>Well that's not doing anything because Frug double ex Rock.
<v Speaker 1>They fucking start brawling. The Nation try to break it up.
<v Speaker 1>The refs are here to break it up as well,
<v Speaker 1>and the Rock leaves the ring and Rock goes. He's again,
<v Speaker 1>once again limping up the ramp. He's had enough. Well
<v Speaker 1>Fruit hasn't fucking had enough, because the Fruit gets back
<v Speaker 1>on the mic and says, oh hell no, boy, it
<v Speaker 1>ain't over, not like that. Get your ass back down here,
<v Speaker 1>and Jerry Lawlers says, what.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that was crazy, and him fighting, then breaking it
<v Speaker 2>up and then him getting the mic and saying, oh
<v Speaker 2>hell no, it's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Get back down here like that was like, yeah, we
<v Speaker 1>see a shot of the Rock now on the ramp
<v Speaker 1>while Fruke is waiting from the get back in the
<v Speaker 1>ring and the Rock I don't know. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if this is the first one because they make a
<v Speaker 1>deal of this, so I don't know, like if this
<v Speaker 1>was meant to be something like else other than what
<v Speaker 1>it became. But the Rock does the people's eyebrow. Uh
<v Speaker 1>not of course called that yet, he just does it.
<v Speaker 1>And then that leads to the Nation jumping Faruk in
<v Speaker 1>the ring and they stomped the ship out of Fruk.
<v Speaker 1>And on commentary they're making a point of saying, oh
<v Speaker 1>did you see that? He he fucking came to Iggy,
<v Speaker 1>he fucking raised eyebrow. He gives you the little signal,
<v Speaker 1>and he started women fruks ass. The eyebrow raise was
<v Speaker 1>fucking just a g up for to kick some ass.
<v Speaker 5>It's like a mob hit thing you do. And yeah,
<v Speaker 5>well your boys take out the trash.
<v Speaker 2>They didn't say that at first. Rock just looked at him,
<v Speaker 2>raised the eyebrow on the ramp and then they executed
<v Speaker 2>orders sixty six on Faruk and I was super confused.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, did that was that like supposed to
<v Speaker 2>be the signal? Was the eyebrow? And then I swear
<v Speaker 2>to god, Jim Ross, like you said, literally goes that
<v Speaker 2>had to beat a signal, and I'm like the eyebrow raised.
<v Speaker 1>Dude that I was like, the eyebrow was the signal?
<v Speaker 1>I thought I missed something until they recap it and
<v Speaker 1>show that that's what they were talking about.
<v Speaker 2>It shows them raising the eyebrow on the fucking tron.
<v Speaker 1>It is so funny's evil.
<v Speaker 2>That was so fucking funny. It's just Rocks big ahead
<v Speaker 2>on the drawn raising the eyebrow and it's so funny.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's just shignal the Nation shignal. Yeah, this was great.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I like it a lot. Yeah, like fuck,
<v Speaker 1>like this is a big fucking moment here and uh
<v Speaker 1>the Nation stop out Farruk and the Rockets back in
<v Speaker 1>the ring and and back them all up. And then
<v Speaker 1>he picks roocup and it's with the rock bottom and
<v Speaker 1>he gets to the mic and says, you let this
<v Speaker 1>be a lesson and you, you stupid piece of trash.
<v Speaker 1>This is the reason why the rock don't ever want
<v Speaker 1>you to think you were the ever the leader of
<v Speaker 1>the Rock. The Rock is not only the leader of
<v Speaker 1>the Nation of domination, He's the ruler of the nation
<v Speaker 1>of domination. And before I leave, let me leave you
<v Speaker 1>with a little something. And I thought he was gonna
<v Speaker 1>like hit him with the rock bottom again. He just
<v Speaker 1>kicks them and then leaves just one time. Yeah, a
<v Speaker 1>little one stop and then rock in the nation. I'll
<v Speaker 1>do the fist to the hardcam and oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>he he gave Delo that shakele.
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<v Speaker 2>You guys, remember collect calls, all of you guys listeners,
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<v Speaker 1>Him hay phones to call home of course after school.
<v Speaker 2>So Triple H, town Hall, Triple H is the current
<v Speaker 2>European champion, and he has like two sentences to say,
<v Speaker 2>but he'll stretch this out for a long time, So
<v Speaker 2>go ahead and.
<v Speaker 1>Get him a lot to fucking say. Or you no,
<v Speaker 1>you're right, Like I guess that's a great way to
<v Speaker 1>put it. He like this feels like a triple H
<v Speaker 1>from him, but it's really not. But it always has
<v Speaker 1>been formed to be.
<v Speaker 2>I guess yeah, I mean he has nothing to say
<v Speaker 2>at all.
<v Speaker 1>They showed Jr. And Waller a commentary. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>Waller is shirtless with his big ass jack and his
<v Speaker 1>fucked up haircut, Like, I fucking hate looking at this
<v Speaker 1>fucking guy.
<v Speaker 2>Many would show him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, please get this freak off my screen. So, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Triple H in Chinatown Hall, and Triple H is in
<v Speaker 1>the ring and he says, you know, a lot can
<v Speaker 1>happen in twenty four hours. Let's start with Mike Tyson. Well,
<v Speaker 1>I kept saying, you know, is he with us? He's
<v Speaker 1>the part of us? Are you sure? And what I heard,
<v Speaker 1>don't worry, kid, I gotta cover you worry too much? Well,
<v Speaker 1>you drop the ball, but don't worry, HBK because Triple
<v Speaker 1>H picked it up. And now the ball is in
<v Speaker 1>my court and I'm in the paint and I'm going
<v Speaker 1>for three.
<v Speaker 5>Right up, I'm on fire.
<v Speaker 1>Boom shot the LACA from down down.
<v Speaker 5>What the hell are you talking about.
<v Speaker 1>I'll take care of the worries and the problems, and
<v Speaker 1>I'll make the decisions. This is the genesis of Mega
<v Speaker 1>This right here, from right now. This is the genesis
<v Speaker 1>of Degeneration X and tonight live in front of the world.
<v Speaker 1>I form the d X Army in army to take
<v Speaker 1>care of business that should have been taken care of
<v Speaker 1>right from the start. And when you start an army,
<v Speaker 1>what do you sound to know? What else can do?
<v Speaker 1>The first thing you do is you look to your
<v Speaker 1>blood TABI bated. You look at your buddies, you look
<v Speaker 1>to your friends. You look at the clip. Yes, yes, yes,
<v Speaker 1>the one time I guess we are in the war zone.
<v Speaker 1>One guy that sucked up spelling click click on the
<v Speaker 1>sign clip.
<v Speaker 2>Is super excited, takes his sign out, looks at Holy fuck,
<v Speaker 2>he writes, the backup.
<v Speaker 5>You look for a driver first. Prichard come up.
<v Speaker 1>Sadly, he said, click, I wrote that wrong.
<v Speaker 5>Down here, This the sound that makes when he hits
<v Speaker 5>his jacket is the coolest shit ever. I don't know
<v Speaker 5>how he does that or how he makes it work,
<v Speaker 5>but it's good.
<v Speaker 2>Good, That's what I do.
<v Speaker 1>So Triple H says. The nw O point to the
<v Speaker 1>stage and the DX team hits and oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>it's six six is here the kid? That's what they
<v Speaker 1>call my commentary, the whole I want a kid is here.
<v Speaker 1>Look who's back. He's not even yet.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Jared's disgusted by this.
<v Speaker 3>Right.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, look who it is, dude, Yeah, look who's back?
<v Speaker 1>Call him on back. I had to negotiate a shitty
<v Speaker 1>edge deal for you, hush on.
<v Speaker 5>I am the talent scout and I fucking got to
<v Speaker 5>this guy.
<v Speaker 2>I guess.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Triple H was super excited. He meets fucking six
<v Speaker 1>at the ramp and hugs him. Uh and I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like he Xbox, I'll just x because I'm gona keep
<v Speaker 1>sucking up Xbox. He's not Xbox yet though. He must
<v Speaker 1>have been told hey, like whatever they told you to
<v Speaker 1>not do a WCW, you should super do here. So
<v Speaker 1>he is spamming crotch chops like at an unbelievable rate.
<v Speaker 1>He's going for the world record of crotch chops in
<v Speaker 1>one second. Like he's fucking going nuts here. So Triple
<v Speaker 1>H says, wouldn't you been in an indenture servant for
<v Speaker 1>two years? You run up a lot of feelings.
<v Speaker 8>Talk to him, kid, They talk to him kid, right,
<v Speaker 8>Oh man Alby.
<v Speaker 1>Well Xbox says, First things first, I got a little
<v Speaker 1>something I gotta get off my chest right now, I
<v Speaker 1>heard halt Cogain came on on television saying I could
<v Speaker 1>have cut the mustard. Well, halt Cogin, you suck foul.
<v Speaker 2>That was so sincere, dude.
<v Speaker 5>People got behind it, but it definitely wasn't like the
<v Speaker 5>biggest burn every Liam actually.
<v Speaker 2>Think it was the best thing he could have said,
<v Speaker 2>because it was literally the most sincere. He has been
<v Speaker 2>waiting to say.
<v Speaker 1>That for so long. Yeah, it felt like he like
<v Speaker 1>didn't come out with really anything to say. He wasn't
<v Speaker 1>actually playing the promo here at Triple A. Just put
<v Speaker 1>him on this spot. So I don't think you have
<v Speaker 1>any room to talk about anybody cutting any mustard.
<v Speaker 5>Huhan, you better catch up if you know what I mean.
<v Speaker 1>He suck pelling. I don't think I have any room
<v Speaker 1>to talk about anybody cutting any kind of mustard. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>fucking like you're don't even show up on TV.
<v Speaker 5>How the world? He's like the top guy you can't
<v Speaker 5>speak on who's good or bad? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>What about this, Tony? And how about this for a
<v Speaker 1>hulk he's got. I got some more advice for you.
<v Speaker 1>You better not stop short or Eric Bischoff will go
<v Speaker 1>so far up your ass. Know what, dude?
<v Speaker 5>He says exactly like that.
<v Speaker 1>And next Fox says, and now it's the important matters
<v Speaker 1>that it had. See. I thought that was pretty fucking important,
<v Speaker 1>but I guess not. I'm sitting at home and I
<v Speaker 1>get a call from one of my best friends in
<v Speaker 1>my entire life, triple H. And he says, d X
<v Speaker 1>needs your help. Well, damn it, triple H. Anytime you
<v Speaker 1>ever need anything from me, pal, you got it. And
<v Speaker 1>another thing, Kevin Nash at Scott Hall will be standing
<v Speaker 1>right away if they weren't being held hosses by World
<v Speaker 1>Championship Wrestling. And that's a fact. Eric Bischoff, So, but yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's bullet.
<v Speaker 2>Dude.
<v Speaker 1>He is fired up.
<v Speaker 5>I love it, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like this makes any sense, but he's saying
<v Speaker 1>it with such passion that I'm like super riding with
<v Speaker 1>this guy.
<v Speaker 5>Heavy dude, using like, yeah, oh babe, he sucks Scott Hawk.
<v Speaker 5>Kevin Nash, Yeah yeah smoking. Eric Bischoff, w W yeah
<v Speaker 5>you sung Poul Dude, he has a kid. I was like, hell, yeah,
<v Speaker 5>he just mentioned all those things. I know what he's
<v Speaker 5>talking about.
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking cool, dude, Holy ship.
<v Speaker 2>W they have oh Cocain? Since when Scott Kevin as
<v Speaker 2>holy ship.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go check away a minute. Maliko, Well, this
<v Speaker 1>match kicks sucking ass, Holy Ship, you know what I
<v Speaker 1>thought six sucks. I'm gonna go chan general now this guy.
<v Speaker 1>I heard this guy couldn't cut the mustard I've had here,
<v Speaker 1>So six says so the way I see it right now,
<v Speaker 1>this is a new beginning for degeneration. Eggs and wear
<v Speaker 1>a rip fart oh rip as he's so fired up.
<v Speaker 1>He's just saying whatever goes to his it is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I love this white Man is not the one two
<v Speaker 2>three kids?
<v Speaker 5>Do we wear a diaper?
<v Speaker 1>Guy for me again? Terry Funk leading a doom like
<v Speaker 1>this is really getting me.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just putting together. Sean Waltman is the one two
<v Speaker 2>three kids.
<v Speaker 1>The whole time.
<v Speaker 2>I shocks that sucks playing bad.
<v Speaker 1>So Xbox says, uh, they're at a rip ass, which
<v Speaker 1>is kind of like not what I thought this was
<v Speaker 1>gonna be.
<v Speaker 2>Close, Like that's the truth. Eric's off.
<v Speaker 1>So the d X team hits, and Jerry said, all right,
<v Speaker 1>that kids full of p n V. Yes, the triple
<v Speaker 1>h While the d X team is playing, has to
<v Speaker 1>of course get his fucking line in here and grabs
<v Speaker 1>the mic and says, oh, yeah, yeah, it's for you.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, person.
<v Speaker 5>From Hello d two thousand and eight.
<v Speaker 1>From the future he wants back in time DX. He
<v Speaker 1>just says, yeah, Percy, Oh yeah.
<v Speaker 5>We got two words for you.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The slam of the Week brought to you by bop
<v Speaker 2>it twist the sable bomb sucking. He does.
<v Speaker 1>She has stable bomb diluted right right right, We're playing
<v Speaker 1>like fucking six times.
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>She never did that before, right, Like that was like
<v Speaker 1>I think that was like her first time popping it off. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think so.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's awesome. Wow, I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong.
<v Speaker 5>No, that was one of the big ones WrestleMania. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>for sure. Crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to make you happy you did, I'll
<v Speaker 1>be honest.
<v Speaker 2>Let's keep it that way. Wwf Unforgiven in your House
<v Speaker 2>is brought to you by Dial ten three two one
<v Speaker 2>in Greensboro, n C.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, the first there, dude, that would make me
<v Speaker 1>like super happy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's keep it that way.
<v Speaker 1>Oh ladies, gentlemen. Great athletes from all around the world
<v Speaker 1>are migrating to the World Wrestling Federation. They're on their way,
<v Speaker 1>including dish Man and we go backstage, I guess, and
<v Speaker 1>it's a it's a shot of uh well, it's a
<v Speaker 1>you can hear a girl just moaning crazy. She's going nuts.
<v Speaker 1>And Valvenus is in bed and he's watching his own
<v Speaker 1>video and he says, I am good. I am so
<v Speaker 1>damn good. Triplege gets this whole gimmick.
<v Speaker 5>Off of this, even the left.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is Triple h like promost turn into this voice.
<v Speaker 1>That's fun up and Val looks at the Cameron says, hello, ladies,
<v Speaker 1>is val Venus. It was Kevin Nails.
<v Speaker 2>It was Kevin Nails, but it maybe change is so good.
<v Speaker 1>I've just been previewing my latest flick entitled Live Hard.
<v Speaker 9>All right, it's going alright, okay, so like what moves
<v Speaker 9>to you?
<v Speaker 1>Did I do the money shot?
<v Speaker 2>Alright, well, just come on down. It can't be any
<v Speaker 2>worse than like Kevin Nails or Change or whatever. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we got Carget here for you.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he says, when he penetrates the World Wrestling Federation,
<v Speaker 1>all the ladies all across the country will be squealing
<v Speaker 1>in delight and oh yeah, and oh yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Get out of my probo.
<v Speaker 5>That's good.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he ship, well, you're gonna get all of Valvenus
<v Speaker 1>and then they show the text on the screen and
<v Speaker 1>says Valvenus is coming.
<v Speaker 9>Of course, because there it is. That's the punchline porn star.
<v Speaker 2>This was Russo's gimmick idea, right, this is Russo Steel, Yes,
<v Speaker 2>it is deal. He was super into the porn star thing.
<v Speaker 2>I think Pauli had it right, Danny Dorig Amish Rokill
<v Speaker 2>or porno stars or something that one.
<v Speaker 1>Time it was awesome. You don't have to be super
<v Speaker 1>on the nose about it anyway. I have a big
<v Speaker 1>God it's coming, so you're gonna be able to beat
<v Speaker 1>talk about.
<v Speaker 2>Or what are you thinking?
<v Speaker 1>What? Whoa what am I doing here? This is this
<v Speaker 1>is not my segment, Holy Si Percy. Oh yeah, you know.
<v Speaker 1>We really need to fucking break this time machine. This
<v Speaker 1>is getting really ridiculous.
<v Speaker 5>He would come out of the two thousand and eight
<v Speaker 5>time machine. Two Velvenus RBD triples is all the same.
<v Speaker 2>We have takingku Versus, Mark Marrow up next. So Taka
<v Speaker 2>is the w w F light heavyweight champion. Currently, Mark Merrow.
<v Speaker 1>Is here with Sable much more over than him, and
<v Speaker 1>she is so over, I mean she is so over.
<v Speaker 2>Lunava Shan comes out here and says, am, who is that?
<v Speaker 1>I want to speuse your imagine, miss same? All right,
<v Speaker 1>could you like to say any of this without doing that?
<v Speaker 2>Nah?
<v Speaker 1>So fucking Luna sets up the first ever evening gown
<v Speaker 1>match here between herself and and Sable. Well, she challenges
<v Speaker 1>her releaset and she she says that she tore the
<v Speaker 1>pretty little gown off of Sable's pretty little body and
<v Speaker 1>ed unforgiven, the winner of the evening goal match will
<v Speaker 1>be the one with the most closes left on. And
<v Speaker 1>Mark Marrow is trying to talk Sable out of this,
<v Speaker 1>and well, don't worry about that, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I love the way Sable responds back to this. It's
<v Speaker 2>it's very uh, very confident, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she said, Luna, I've already kicked her ass and
<v Speaker 1>it will be my pleasure to do it again. She
<v Speaker 1>accepts the match, and the crowd fucking pops huge, and Luna,
<v Speaker 1>of course, needing the last word here, says all right,
<v Speaker 1>be there, Slot runs away. All right, problem sucks? What
<v Speaker 1>does she do?
<v Speaker 2>So Taca and Marrow start the match off here. Taka
<v Speaker 2>runs at Marrow jesus Taca immediately spinning heel kicks him
<v Speaker 2>and then Marrow catches him with a gut kick and
<v Speaker 2>hits a power bomb.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Mark Merrow, I actually I feel like every time
<v Speaker 1>I watch Mark Morow, I'm like, oh, I enjoyed that match.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if there's often I.
<v Speaker 2>Say I didn't due his shooter's nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he doesn't do it anymore here because he's a shooter.
<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know if that what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>So Marra starts punching him in the stomach and then
<v Speaker 2>launches talking into the air. Marrow undodes his wrist tape
<v Speaker 2>and then chokes Taca with it. Underrated heel move that
<v Speaker 2>not a lot of people do anymore.
<v Speaker 1>Either, dude.
<v Speaker 2>No.
<v Speaker 1>And also what I liked is Sable at ringside immediately
<v Speaker 1>diming him out because she doesn't like that he cheats.
<v Speaker 1>So he's yelling at the ref and saying, hey, he's
<v Speaker 1>fucking cheating.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Sable's super pissed that Mara is breaking the rules
<v Speaker 2>here and gets on the apron and that allows Taka
<v Speaker 2>to roll him up for a two.
<v Speaker 1>It's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Mark Marra hits a low blow while the ref was
<v Speaker 2>turned around and then hits prototype looking Tko for the wind.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it looked like shit.
<v Speaker 2>Figuring it out. Ye. So Sable checks on Taco, but
<v Speaker 2>Mary pools her off and then stomps him.
<v Speaker 1>That sucks.
<v Speaker 2>They get out of the ring and then a few
<v Speaker 2>guys jump the guardrail and attack Taca.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Okay, please tell me you heard what the crowd
<v Speaker 1>chanted here. No I didn't, Okay, I was so excited.
<v Speaker 1>I'm very excited to tell you as well, because you
<v Speaker 1>won't believe it. So this is what ends up being
<v Speaker 1>kind and ty and it's it's it is it Tao? Right?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, men's Tao and Dick Togo and Dick Togo and.
<v Speaker 1>They hit the ring and they attack Taka and I
<v Speaker 1>swear to God and this is what I heard. Know
<v Speaker 1>whether or not it is what it was or not,
<v Speaker 1>but I'm pretty sure I was right. I swear to God.
<v Speaker 1>They chant b w O, Holy fuck, because they were
<v Speaker 1>they were yeah, no way the time machine.
<v Speaker 2>They're in New York, they know, they know about the
<v Speaker 2>b w O.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I was so fucking fired up. I said, Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, WO International has invaded and they're chanting for them.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that's fucking awesome. These guys come in and do
<v Speaker 2>the best moves ever, all in a row, like these are, legit,
<v Speaker 2>the three best moves you'll see this entire show. Fucking
<v Speaker 2>hits a Fisherman buster looked awesome. Yes, Men's Tao hits
<v Speaker 2>Miracle xis the fucking wonderful.
<v Speaker 1>Move, tremendous. And then fucking Dick Togo up top Judge
<v Speaker 1>crushes a taco with the goddamn sent on.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean, like there was so much more to
<v Speaker 2>do with these guys than they end up doing. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>just let them go nuts. I mean, these guys bring
<v Speaker 2>some to the show that no one else have. We
<v Speaker 2>go to commercial, we come back. I literally can't fucking
<v Speaker 2>believe what I'm looking at. It is just the craziest
<v Speaker 2>thing I've ever seen. We go to commercial, we come back,
<v Speaker 2>and apparently it's the Headbangers versus the Midnight Express, And
<v Speaker 2>I was like, which one of these guys is Stan
<v Speaker 2>Lane and which one of these guys is Bobby Eating
<v Speaker 2>Sadly neither. Yeah, So Jim Cornette is here. This is
<v Speaker 2>the NWA portion of the show. NWA is doing like
<v Speaker 2>a invasion type deal, right. It seems like they're setting
<v Speaker 2>up a lot of invasion type stuff right now. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know if they ever. I don't know if Kayan
<v Speaker 2>Tai is supposed to be like they're just invading from Japan,
<v Speaker 2>or if they were supposed to be invading from like
<v Speaker 2>Mitchinoku Pro or something. I don't I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know. Yeah, I actually don't know how
<v Speaker 1>that goes or if it would Legit was just like,
<v Speaker 1>here's some dude that like fucked with Taka before another.
<v Speaker 2>Back, this is the bw O in their invading.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, headbangers versus Midnight Express, which is not the
<v Speaker 1>Midnight Express, but it is the new Midnight Express of course.
<v Speaker 1>Of is it Bodacious Bart in Bombastic Bob or is
<v Speaker 1>it that's right?
<v Speaker 2>That's right? So I had it backwards at first too,
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, Bombastic Bob Holly and Bodacious Bart Gun and
<v Speaker 2>Jim Cornett is a part of it. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>how they came up with this. Whoever did should be
<v Speaker 2>shot out of a cannon.
<v Speaker 9>Into the sun.
<v Speaker 5>Right just Cornett came up and I'm.
<v Speaker 1>Sure maybe I guys, I could see I read.
<v Speaker 2>A few different things. I read that Russo put it
<v Speaker 2>together and then put Jim Cornett in it as a
<v Speaker 2>rib and then I also heard that Jim Cornett came
<v Speaker 2>up with it and it just sucked. So I don't
<v Speaker 2>really know where it came up or from, but like
<v Speaker 2>it's just a deal. It's like, uh, it's just a
<v Speaker 2>it's just a deal, where like the Midnight Express is
<v Speaker 2>like two legendary of a tag team. Like it's just
<v Speaker 2>never gonna work. No, I know this never works period?
<v Speaker 2>Does this ever work? Like this has been because they
<v Speaker 2>were called the new Midnut Express for a minute.
<v Speaker 1>Right and now they're just the Minnut Express. No, I
<v Speaker 1>don't think so. If it does work, it's by the
<v Speaker 1>grist of God. But I can impostor Kane. I guess
<v Speaker 1>he is going to name Modacious Imposter Kane my best.
<v Speaker 1>This is also for the n w A tag titles.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Yeah, I was super confused with like
<v Speaker 2>the head Bangers the n WA champions.
<v Speaker 1>Yes they were, they were for some while. I don't
<v Speaker 1>understand that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so the way that they do this is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>It's like commercial come back. There's four dudes in the
<v Speaker 2>ring and this is for the NWA tag titles.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, okay, and Jim Cornett's in the
<v Speaker 1>ring cutting a promo that the live crowd can hear
<v Speaker 1>and we can't, and the only part that we hear
<v Speaker 1>is him saying damn the Beast seven. And then it
<v Speaker 1>turns to the ramp and Dan Severn walks down in
<v Speaker 1>a suit.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he looks huge in this suit. He's got this
<v Speaker 2>as on an elbowed out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like he's nuts.
<v Speaker 2>So Dan Severn comes out here. He's the n w
<v Speaker 2>A World's Heavyweight champion currently. So Dan Severn watches him
<v Speaker 2>picture and picture as they fuck up some spot. Uh
<v Speaker 2>that sees Bart guns just look at the head bangers like,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to do.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Cornett's on commentary to this says, I'm I'm joining
<v Speaker 1>because everybody else is out here is shooting, so I
<v Speaker 1>decided to bring my own shooter, which is of course
<v Speaker 1>Dan Severn.
<v Speaker 2>Right he's talking about Ken Shamrock and.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, Steve Side fights Yeah yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Cornett brings up Severn beating Shamrock, uh and Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Says well, Shamrock all show beat him show is one one.
<v Speaker 2>And this is where I realized, Wow, this is for
<v Speaker 2>the n w A tag titles. Okay, it is bart
<v Speaker 2>Gun hits a belly to back and Bob Holly sort
<v Speaker 2>of walks around him into an elbow drop.
<v Speaker 1>Very horry Midnight Express esk.
<v Speaker 5>Here hole and the crowd does not give a ship either.
<v Speaker 5>They do not want to see NBA wrestling on their
<v Speaker 5>WF television.
<v Speaker 2>So Bob Holly goes for a flying nothing here and
<v Speaker 2>Thrasher gets his leg up for a double down. You know,
<v Speaker 2>when you have like not much time and it's the
<v Speaker 2>only thing people see from the n w A, you
<v Speaker 2>might want to go for it, but.
<v Speaker 1>Was going for it. He went for it off the
<v Speaker 1>second and then they have their fucking finish. What the
<v Speaker 1>fuck right?
<v Speaker 2>So mash hot tags with some body slams and a
<v Speaker 2>power slam for it too, goes for ten punches. It's
<v Speaker 2>a little late in the matter of that, but I
<v Speaker 2>hear you, Bob Bob Holly, but bombastic, But it's just bombastic.
<v Speaker 2>Bob Holly knocks him off, and then the New Midnight
<v Speaker 2>Express hit the rocket Launcher. Yes, and when the nw
<v Speaker 2>A tag titles.
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking awesome. That's like a big moment.
<v Speaker 2>I think even want to do the vegiematic.
<v Speaker 1>They didn't want to do ship.
<v Speaker 2>That would have changed the biz forever, the death sentence
<v Speaker 2>on TV.
<v Speaker 1>That would have been fucking insane. They should the Headbangers
<v Speaker 1>should do that next week to Robert Gibson, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Why didn't they want to do the They did the
<v Speaker 2>rocket launcher and not the vegematic. That's so weird, like
<v Speaker 2>especially for this team. Well, it's like neither of these
<v Speaker 2>guys are doing top rope moves, so why the hell
<v Speaker 2>is he going up there? Anyways, Like at least Bobby
<v Speaker 2>eating him would do the fucking leg drop or something.
<v Speaker 1>But like maybe the head Bangers pulled rank and said,
<v Speaker 1>you guys can't do the leg drop because that's part
<v Speaker 1>of the stage dive and that would be cooler.
<v Speaker 2>The head Bangers pulled a rank and I bet I
<v Speaker 2>bet the head Bangers were like, yeah, we faced Stan Lane,
<v Speaker 2>like Bobby, let's go with his conjury. This is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>They look, did they get in the ring that Bob Holly.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Bart gun Bart gunn? The fuck is that? Didn't
<v Speaker 1>he win the Aultapan tag titles on XW.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Jim Cornett whispers and dance Ever's ear and
<v Speaker 2>he says, I'm sorry about that. That uh, that wasn't great.
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, we won't put you any situations like that.
<v Speaker 2>And Dan Severn then Russian, I'm gonna take care of this.
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. I'll save this fucking company. And he starts
<v Speaker 1>hitting belly suplex.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, shoot double Underwick super plex on Marsh. I
<v Speaker 2>thought that looked great, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was gonna fucking twelve to six one
<v Speaker 1>on that thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it was like, yeah, it was. It
<v Speaker 2>was fantastic, full control of this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Sweet, it was cool.
<v Speaker 2>He also then does like a double arm knee on Thrasher.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he like sets him up for like the curb
<v Speaker 1>stomp and that's a submission.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, he was just fucking this dude up.
<v Speaker 2>Then Bob Holly, Bart, Gun, Dan Severn, and Jim Cornett
<v Speaker 2>walk up the ramp. The fuck is going on. So
<v Speaker 2>Steve Austin has called into RAW with his one phone
<v Speaker 2>call from jail. I don't know how he got the
<v Speaker 2>number for Raw, but that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>He just got the number that Jim Ross's head said
<v Speaker 1>this word.
<v Speaker 2>Raw, he doubt the wrong thing.
<v Speaker 1>Then Laller says, oh, that was a great match, but
<v Speaker 1>the highlight and Josehon. Hold on, Wait a minute, Wait
<v Speaker 1>a minute, and Lawla keeps talking. Well, you hold on,
<v Speaker 1>we have a phone call. Who's on the phone, Steve Washington?
<v Speaker 3>How the like?
<v Speaker 1>You're right, James? How the fun? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Patch him into the PA.
<v Speaker 1>And could the crowd hear him?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they patched him into the PA.
<v Speaker 1>Holy ship, that's yeah. Wells on the phone from jail,
<v Speaker 1>he says, Jesus Christ, it's s. Don't go, Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 1>I get one phone call when you get locked up
<v Speaker 1>in jail. And I'm sure Vince mricmann thought I was
<v Speaker 1>gonna call a lawyer. Then ain't gonna happen. I want
<v Speaker 1>you to tell Vincecricman first hand, I think he's a sorry,
<v Speaker 1>sorry son of bitch. And the last time I checked,
<v Speaker 1>when you give someone a Stone Coast unner, an ain't
<v Speaker 1>punishable by the death penalty, nuts like, I hope Austin
<v Speaker 1>maybe he should have called the lawyer, like, because if
<v Speaker 1>they're about to killies, the like calling jut him under
<v Speaker 1>the jail. So they did, so that means Vince mcman's
<v Speaker 1>ass belongs to stn't go Steve Austin. And next week
<v Speaker 1>on Raw is War, he's gonna find out not on
<v Speaker 1>the war Zone. The kids can watch this one. He's
<v Speaker 1>gonna find out exactly how pissed off Stone go. Steve
<v Speaker 1>Auston is not guarantee you want. Dang. It ain't gonna
<v Speaker 1>be a very fun night for vinchric Ban next Monday Night.
<v Speaker 1>And if that don't work, I'll pay his ash a
<v Speaker 1>house call judge like I've done in the past, Mitch McMahon,
<v Speaker 1>We'll find out what Austin three sixteen means, and it
<v Speaker 1>means I just whipped your ash and it's exactly what's
<v Speaker 1>gonna happen. Well, my phone call is up now and
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.
<v Speaker 2>So they're putting up the cage for this tag title match.
<v Speaker 1>When Caine's music hits big fucking pop and Caine comes
<v Speaker 1>out with Paul Bearrer, and I mean this is pretty smart.
<v Speaker 1>Like you know, they didn't have anything else to fill
<v Speaker 1>in the time, no music videos or pipe videos or
<v Speaker 1>anything to fucking They recapped every segment on the show
<v Speaker 1>three times already, so might as well send Caan and
<v Speaker 1>Paul Bearer out here distract from the cage getting set up,
<v Speaker 1>And Paul Barre says, Undertaker behold your brother. Well, I
<v Speaker 1>think he fucking knows that we've been doing this for
<v Speaker 1>quite a bit now. They just wrestled last night.
<v Speaker 3>Undertaker, did you actually believe last night after the one
<v Speaker 3>two three that it was all over?
<v Speaker 1>Also?
<v Speaker 3>Is the one two three?
<v Speaker 1>Kids?
<v Speaker 2>Here?
<v Speaker 1>I heard about that. Sean. It's me. My name is
<v Speaker 1>came there says you.
<v Speaker 3>Are looking at your flesh and blood. The only man
<v Speaker 3>ever kick out of your famous tombstone.
<v Speaker 1>Oh is that fucking right? Fuck you all meant the
<v Speaker 1>last ride then, bitch, not once but twice, and he.
<v Speaker 3>Would have done it the third time.
<v Speaker 1>He was planning on killing your whole move.
<v Speaker 3>No one's gonna fucking take this ship anymore. After all this,
<v Speaker 3>I know you had to change. You have faced your
<v Speaker 3>flesh and blood. One on one.
<v Speaker 1>He will beat you all over the ring. You cowered, guys.
<v Speaker 3>Set the cage up, anty quicker, I don't have much
<v Speaker 3>more to say.
<v Speaker 1>He just stopped since stands there, looks at the range.
<v Speaker 2>Chat up dark cauch okay.
<v Speaker 1>I swear in my brain this was gonna be the
<v Speaker 1>one where Caine like shoots a lightning bolt and kills
<v Speaker 1>a fucking security guy. He said, the cage and he
<v Speaker 1>said on Fire, Well, I had a dream.
<v Speaker 3>I was sleeping last night. It was good sleep, and
<v Speaker 3>I was walking about two am with a dream. Yes, Kane,
<v Speaker 3>I had a dream.
<v Speaker 1>I dream with the cage.
<v Speaker 3>I saw a wrestling ring with a cage around it.
<v Speaker 1>And it was it was And then I saw the
<v Speaker 1>ring surrounded.
<v Speaker 3>By fire, and all the guys thinking so long to
<v Speaker 3>set the cage up were in the fire dying.
<v Speaker 5>Caine, Please, he's the lighting, Paul vertise to give the
<v Speaker 5>iggy if I do the people's eyebro.
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I haven't yet stop caring shod shod shod.
<v Speaker 3>A catch up? Yet?
<v Speaker 1>I had a dream? Did you tees better? Especially you?
<v Speaker 1>So fucking Paul Bear has a dream and he he
<v Speaker 1>says he dreamt that the ring was surrounded by fire,
<v Speaker 1>and he saw Caine and Undertaker there, and he says.
<v Speaker 3>I challenge you to step it in my dream. Step
<v Speaker 3>in the ring, into the fire and face your brother
<v Speaker 3>one more time.
<v Speaker 1>In order to win this match, Undertaker, either you or
<v Speaker 1>your brother will have to catch fire Jr. Not even
<v Speaker 1>like excited or like anything. He just says, what.
<v Speaker 3>The loser must catch fire?
<v Speaker 1>Right, inferno unforgiven in your house and Cane's music hits
<v Speaker 1>and Jared says, I've never heard anything like that in
<v Speaker 1>my entire life.
<v Speaker 2>Can So we have the main event of the evening
<v Speaker 2>here Chainsaw on Charlie and catas Jack versus the New
<v Speaker 2>Age Outlaws under.
<v Speaker 5>Tile fucking Terry Funk. You good dat back right now.
<v Speaker 2>So it shows Chainsaw on Charlie. He's laid out on
<v Speaker 2>a table. He has a huge bruise on his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, nuts from the fucking dumpster match and Lawler
<v Speaker 1>as Catus Jacket, Chainsaw Charlie are coming out here.
<v Speaker 3>Walla says, oh, that's probably the world's biggest hickey put
<v Speaker 3>on there by Cat.
<v Speaker 1>This Jack.
<v Speaker 2>The buddy. I'm about to lose it, Kang.
<v Speaker 1>Chain saw Charlie coming out, no panties on his head.
<v Speaker 1>Function like fuck is going on? They're call Terry Funk commentary.
<v Speaker 2>Like am I am I misremembering this, but I swear
<v Speaker 2>at some point Terry Funk had the chainsaw with the
<v Speaker 2>like the sparks on it.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, he definitely did.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's it's in the video and it is in
<v Speaker 2>the game.
<v Speaker 5>That's probably way you think of it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well tonight, No, sparks come out of the chainsaw
<v Speaker 2>and he has a huge bruise on his ass.
<v Speaker 1>From and and R.
<v Speaker 2>Tonight, Well, the New Age Outlaws come out here Billy
<v Speaker 2>Gunn with a Kenny shirt.
<v Speaker 1>On dog Job Squad shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is he in that group?
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember him being The group's.
<v Speaker 5>Not a thing yet in W. Yeah what but Al
<v Speaker 5>Snow I guess did in ECW, So he had that
<v Speaker 5>shirt at e c W. It's just like an Al
<v Speaker 5>Snow thing in ECW, but the Job Squad doesn't come
<v Speaker 5>around yet, so they're.
<v Speaker 1>Not a thing. Tony I sort of got. I didn't
<v Speaker 1>know that.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I guess Al Snow like just made that shirt
<v Speaker 5>at e c W because he thought it was funny
<v Speaker 5>and then like wore it.
<v Speaker 1>But then like on the Job on TV.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Like, I guess it was popular with the boys
<v Speaker 5>in the back because it was like it's supposed to
<v Speaker 5>be like a parody of the end of your shirt obviously,
<v Speaker 5>but like yeah, no, so then all the boys liked it,
<v Speaker 5>so they were just wearing it backstage and stuff.
<v Speaker 1>So I guess the Job Squad already like wow, no
<v Speaker 1>fucking no.
<v Speaker 5>I had to look that up too, because I was like,
<v Speaker 5>why the fuck why is he going a job squatch here?
<v Speaker 5>But like they weren't even on DoD if television. It's
<v Speaker 5>a group yet.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's oh dude, okay, And even on the wiki
<v Speaker 1>it says road Dog was first seen wearing this parody
<v Speaker 1>shirt and made reference to the squad on March thirty,
<v Speaker 1>ninety eight episode of Raw.
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, holy shit.
<v Speaker 1>I did not know that, dude, Literally no, I had
<v Speaker 1>no fucking idea either. That's nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Well, we have a blue cage here, old school style.
<v Speaker 2>Billy Gunn rips off Terry Funk shirt here, but it
<v Speaker 2>stays on because he has suspinders on back.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, was the five hundred Wow, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Billy Gunn is looking for the bruise on Terry Funk's ass,
<v Speaker 2>but cat as Jack stops him and they supplex him
<v Speaker 2>into the cage.
<v Speaker 1>That was that's awesome. And Charlie Doubles suplex Billy into
<v Speaker 1>the cage wall and then he's hanging upside down their
<v Speaker 1>Tree of Woe.
<v Speaker 2>Style and kat just lines them.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that was fucking kick ass.
<v Speaker 2>Billy gun hits the famouser on cactus, not his finish
<v Speaker 2>uh outlaws.
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if it's called the Famous or yet, right, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I think it's just a movie.
<v Speaker 5>He does the Rocker Dropper.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe so the New Age Outlaws handcuff Terry Funk to
<v Speaker 2>the cage by his neck. That ship was like literally
<v Speaker 2>crazy seeing his neck just hanging.
<v Speaker 5>Dude, it made me uncomfortable, like I'm like, he's pretty
<v Speaker 5>like he's stuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was it was.
<v Speaker 2>It was fucking sweet, like, yeah, the way they set
<v Speaker 2>this up was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, like they kill these dudes.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they had to write like that was the thing.
<v Speaker 2>And if there was ever gonna be two guys that
<v Speaker 2>are going to go out there and die for you,
<v Speaker 2>it's Terry Funk and of course Cactus.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah we said a lot, but mankind definitely made a
<v Speaker 1>lot of careers.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's specifically Triple.
<v Speaker 1>H, like a lot. Every evolution of Triple H was
<v Speaker 1>assisted by this man is.
<v Speaker 2>Ran through by Cactus. Yeah, New Age Outlaws jawjack Cactus
<v Speaker 2>on the top rope and he hits the cage Beverly
<v Speaker 2>Brothers style.
<v Speaker 1>He fucking just I thought he was going to go
<v Speaker 1>to the floor, like get caught between the wall and
<v Speaker 1>the apron.
<v Speaker 2>Cactus hits a double DDT for a triple down, it
<v Speaker 2>would be a quad down. But Terry Funk is hanging
<v Speaker 2>by his neck off the cage.
<v Speaker 1>Watching choking on the cage.
<v Speaker 2>Cactus catapults Billy gun into the cage and then Gun
<v Speaker 2>sells over to Funk and Funk, who is tied up
<v Speaker 2>to the cage by his neck, bumps Billy Gunn. I
<v Speaker 2>thought that was.
<v Speaker 1>Fantastic.
<v Speaker 2>Cactus climbs up, but Billy Gunn meets him at the
<v Speaker 2>top and JR. Says, what are they even doing?
<v Speaker 1>JR says, you can't even win this match by escape. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>well that makes everyone look fucking stupid, JR. You probably
<v Speaker 1>should have just let that one go.
<v Speaker 2>Cagnus climbs up, Billy Gunn meets him up there. They
<v Speaker 2>fight until gun falls off and crotches himself. D X
<v Speaker 2>runs down and X poc hits Cactus in the head
<v Speaker 2>with a chair a few times.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they all run down. And the last time
<v Speaker 1>we saw Cactus he was just kind of standing on
<v Speaker 1>the top rope. Now he's hanging over the top of
<v Speaker 1>the cage upside down again.
<v Speaker 2>He was trying to escape. Why, I mean, he's not
<v Speaker 2>all there?
<v Speaker 1>Sure, that's fair well. It gave the kid enough opportunity
<v Speaker 1>and enough leverage there to swing a chair directly at
<v Speaker 1>his head repeatedly as he hangs over the cage for
<v Speaker 1>no reason. I don't know why he's doing it.
<v Speaker 2>This guy's kind of dumb.
<v Speaker 1>What a stupid idiot there. I'm not sure what he's doing.
<v Speaker 2>So Gun and road Dog hit an assisted pile driver
<v Speaker 2>on a chair on CACTI.
<v Speaker 1>I love that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they hit the four man assistant paw
<v Speaker 2>driver on Terry Funk on.
<v Speaker 1>W C which was also awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it was the coolest thing ever. Road
<v Speaker 2>Dog then does the worm and pins Catas.
<v Speaker 1>Jack doesn't like, yeah, not worm, and then he does
<v Speaker 1>like the throat that he legit just does the taunt
<v Speaker 1>the worm into the pin and then wins.
<v Speaker 2>The triple h and x POC then come in and
<v Speaker 2>they attack catas Jack and Terry Funk who is still
<v Speaker 2>hanging up there by his neck, and then they symbolize
<v Speaker 2>Terry Funk.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, yeah, he's getting choked with the fucking thing.
<v Speaker 1>And then they make his arms into an X because
<v Speaker 1>that's what they're doing. Of course.
<v Speaker 2>Well, x POC hits the Bronco buster on catas Jack,
<v Speaker 2>Triple H hits the pedigree on Cactus. Billy Gunn Crotch
<v Speaker 2>chops Funk in his face, and Triple H hits cat
<v Speaker 2>this with a chair.
<v Speaker 1>He Billy climbs onto the second rope in front of
<v Speaker 1>Terry Funk's face and he's practically fucking his face like
<v Speaker 1>he's right there on the ships. That's nuts. Yeah, Triple
<v Speaker 1>H takes liberties and just kicks the shit out of
<v Speaker 1>brains them with a chair.
<v Speaker 2>Brutal I mean, super good heat here.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm sure they cheer for them next week.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they just did the coolest, one of the
<v Speaker 1>coolest like beatdowns ever and fucking kill these dudes. I
<v Speaker 1>mean maybe, like maybe nineteen ninety eight, heat still a thing,
<v Speaker 1>so like they're not super cool yet.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it would be interested to see if they do
<v Speaker 2>get booed the next time. Yeah, we should watch the
<v Speaker 2>next episode some days.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for sure, Okay, I'll put that down. We should
<v Speaker 1>be cause like that's I I imagine they have they
<v Speaker 1>retain some heat for a second, but yeah long because
<v Speaker 1>like I'm I don't I don't know how much longer.
<v Speaker 1>Chainsaw Charlie is a thing here, and I think dude
<v Speaker 1>loves about to happen, or maybe not too closier actually,
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, so they fucking kill act as they symbolize
<v Speaker 1>funk and they hit the d X theme and all
<v Speaker 1>four climb up on the cage and celebrate, and Jerishi's
<v Speaker 1>there's just been unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being
<v Speaker 1>with us. Good out everybody. He's not really too like said,
<v Speaker 1>He's just a great show. Huh like that, And that
<v Speaker 1>was it. That was raw yeah, man, I mean, super
<v Speaker 1>eventful episode. Nothing other than the nw A match that I.
<v Speaker 5>Thought, so yeah NDB matches, nobody gives shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I actually I actually enjoyed the rock quite a bit.
<v Speaker 2>Just constantly something new happening, and it was a lot
<v Speaker 2>with a lot of guys that end up being top stars.
<v Speaker 1>Ergan doing his thing, I mean, setting up like legit
<v Speaker 1>the next few years here, right like yeah right, yeah man,
<v Speaker 1>pretty fun episode of a super eventful lot of a
<v Speaker 1>on the big moments on here. I didn't enjoy my time.
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