The Valley Forecast: Sunny with a Chance of Shade

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Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala, are you excited?

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited for us coming up. Why don't you share with the fans what's going on.

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Speaker 1: The bonus episodes will now be dedicated to the Valley Recap YEP every Monday, Every Monday with Gigi and t t yep.

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Speaker 3: Just the two of us, Just the two of us.

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Speaker 1: We can.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: There are some some people that we know.

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Speaker 4: There are some cast members that we do not know exactly. We're just kind of acquaintances.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have Britney cart Right, love her, Kristen Dodie love her. Luke.

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Speaker 3: Don't know Luke very well. Like we talked about, you're going to go fishing.

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Speaker 1: You know him better than I know him better than you. Danny and Nia acquaintances. I don't really know that. I don't know. I've said hello Jason and Janet love adore though. Jasmine don't think I've ever met, and if I have, it's been in quick passing.

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Speaker 3: I met Jasmine when we went swimming in Palm Springs. Other than that, I don't really know her.

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Speaker 1: Jesse. I don't know Jesse at all. Michelle. I love Michelle best Michelle. Oh, Michelle, and then Zach. Honestly, don't think.

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Speaker 3: I don't ever.

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Speaker 1: Last time I probably saw Zach was at Britney Cartwright's home for probably a Super Bowl and that was years ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think the Valley and I know who's that I can't. Oh, yes, Schwartz is on it, Shorty Schwartzy is on it. No, I think we're gonna have one.

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Speaker 2: It'll be really fun because you know, I've never really watched these But.

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Speaker 1: Here's the other thing, knowing them, not knowing them. I'm giving my full two cents. They hate me. They hate me, even if it's my fucking sister. I will rip that bitch apart.

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Speaker 3: I'll stick up for you lat.

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Speaker 1: All right, then ended up ripping your up. Okay, just getting ripped up the time. We won't be the last the last.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, So it'll be interesting. It comes out April first.

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Speaker 1: Interesting. Yes, So with the Valley coming up and being the recappers, we've.

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Speaker 3: Got to start from season one and tune in, do we?

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Speaker 1: I think we should just so we can get see because that's you saying that, did you even watch vander Pump Rules or have you not relieve and watched Lauren.

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Speaker 3: I've kind of stayed out of that.

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Speaker 1: I have. Here's the thing. I had watched things to be prepared on the podcast when talking about things, but I watch in blackout. So the fact that now that I have to really watch and critique and maybe I know you guys, here's what we're gonna be. I was just gonna say I might be finding a new place to live when we're done on this. Guys.

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Speaker 4: Seriously, Lauren, you were a bitch, because we've got to be like, No, I'm being honest.

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Speaker 1: I said it. I'm being honest. I don't care. If there's something that I don't agree with, I will be speaking up about it. And if Lauren wants to attack me, we're going knuckles baby.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Because I've never really watched her all on television, and to be honest, I've never seen her get into arguments outside of clips. Yeah, So I am not like I'm nervous. Yeah, like I'm anxious about it. Like I'm like, oh my gosh, my sister who has been on television for ten plus years that I've never really watched. I now have to dice secked every single part of their friendships, relationships, and you see.

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Speaker 2: It'll it'll be fun, but it'll be stressful, it'll be interesting, it'll be.

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Speaker 1: Well, me and you might be moving to Sunflower. Just pack your bags.

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Speaker 3: I know that I was on when they.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, let me say this. Let me say this, not us, since we haven't even watched it, and you've been on Vanner Pump. You've never seen yourself. Now, what are your thoughts of me? And you have been filmed? We know this was it cut?

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Speaker 4: And that's my other thing is like, no, I was on the trailer and the only reason I knew is because Claudia and Janet's mom.

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Speaker 1: So I don't think I didn't watch it.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I said anything.

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Speaker 1: I think you're just a fixture in the But now, okay, but what are your thoughts of you having to watch yourself? They didn't really.

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Speaker 2: Film with me, so I don't think I'm going to be on it a lot. What do you know about the drama on the show?

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Speaker 1: I mean, guys, so Jack's being I think distant this season, going and getting self help that he needed him and Brittany being divorced. I'm excited to see Britney.

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Speaker 3: But I don't think the divorce is final yet.

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Speaker 1: He's working on it for me. For me, I am going to miss Jax Taylor. I think he makes great television. He needed self help and I think he's doing really well at getting that for himself right now. But I will miss having Jax Taylor on. And I know it's selfish, but I like the drama. The drama, yes, but it sucks personally knowing him because you see what it physically does outside of the show. But it is such good television, yea, that I will miss that. I am excited to see Britney go out and be single, and I'm excited to see her in that light because you've yeah, you've seen.

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Speaker 3: A cute mama that she is seeing her on the dating scene.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so friends. Yeah, what do you think the viewers are going to like? Do you think they're going to be sad on a Jack Slest season.

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Speaker 2: I think you're going to have some people that are, but I think the majority is are.

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Speaker 3: Going to be glad that he's gone.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, which is yeah and everyone has one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the beauty of an opinion. Yeah, we're going to have lots of them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they won't stop.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: And then what about the I think there's been drama between Michelle and her ash Yeah yeah, but I want to tune in and like.

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Speaker 1: So that's the other thing. First, I will I want to speak about it. And this is where I'm going to now do my research and start to dive in because I'm here. I will say I hear one side of stories because of the household I am in. Yeah, I hear one side. I'm here to get two sides, and I'm here to rebuttal for everybody.

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Speaker 3: Well we have to, yes, yeah, so they're playing films.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know what Michelle and Jesse are going through and what story is correct. But the story I'm getting right now, he's a bitch boy. Oh but I don't know because guess what I've been. Who knows if I've been the bitch boy. But like, the story's very off. So I want to know Jesse's side of it, Yeah, to know what's going on. But yes, I'm playing both sides. I'm not playing favorites. I don't I don't know any of them. They're not really any of they're my acquaintances. So here we go. Yeah, I'm going to have to research. I'm going to research and do a whole bunch of stuff. But I'm excited that these these Monday bonuses have turned into Valley recaps with GT and GG. Let me ask, what are you nervous about watching the show or are you nervous about having watching opinions about it and having other people come at you for your opinions, Because that's where I'm afraid. I don't care about watching. I'll get by watching my sister and watching me whatever. I'm afraid about having an opinion, really dad, but by the acquaintance because it's like, you guys don't understand if I talk shit, And I'm like, yeah, I have to maybe see them in a couple hours, you know. But I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna be here. We I'm doing it, Feathers. Yeah, it'll be fun, it'll be fun. So get ready.

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Speaker 3: This is all a new experience for me watching the show, critiquing the show.

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Speaker 1: No, this is new for both of us. Yeah, so get your notepad ready, though, I need you on point bitch. All right, that's the thing with me, I've never really watched season for like Kristen Dody and like Luke or anything like that. I only know their relationship from them coming over to the house and seeing Honestly, I was just gonna say both of them like they however, they're cute. They're They're the cutest couple in the world. I I could not speak highly enough about Luke. I love him together, I really do. Yeah, And they're just like we're I think we just we get along and I feel like we're interested in the same things. But watching him and Kristin Yeah, and Kaya like the way that they all just shift and like take care of each other and like you take I'm going to go mingle like they just they worked well together, like really well together. The one thing I'm excited to see that we all will see the same is seeing it on on camera, because I've never seen it outside of just like the householder when we go to dinner things like.

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Speaker 4: That, never hung out with Kristen's And that's the other thing that cameras I think open up a lot of like it opens your eyes to different things.

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Speaker 1: We see them in a group of people. I'm excited to see them on a camera with just those two to see like them be the parents that I know that they already are. I get to see behind that door that you know I haven't. So I'm excited to see Kristen and I love that her and Lauren have been become friends. Yes, me too. So that's the other reason it's weird. I get to see them without the cameras on, but in big like groups. I'm excited to now watch it the way that we're all going to watch it because I never have, so this is new for me. I'm excited to see the camera's view of this relationship, to see what all of it tied like to go o, me.

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Speaker 3: And Danny in their household of four under four, Like, I don't know how they do it.

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Speaker 1: No, I forgot to breathe just hearing it.

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Speaker 3: No, me too, me too.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know how they do it too.

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Speaker 3: And it's a handful.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know how you do it. I really here's the thing. People have a hands on it. But this one right here, this one does all of it pretty much. But yeah, because I mean I usually just doing my own thing. And then Tom and Tom.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited to see Tom on the show.

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Speaker 4: Tom I like he no, Yes, like seriously, there's just something about him that is just so pure here.

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Speaker 1: Yes, like you just want to hug him, put him in your.

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Speaker 3: Pocket, plant to when he came over to visit. He's just the cutest thing.

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Speaker 1: Have you met his girlfriend? I am not. I have not either, and honestly, I'm gonna I haven't heard anything other than him saying it's a great relationship. I have heard. Isn't there an age gap? I don't know age gap. I don't know. People were talking about that. I think he's forty. I think she might be in her twenties. So sixteen years between him, I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Dear friend that's having a baby, they're fifteen years apart. They're darling.

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Speaker 1: So here's the thing. It's a number for me, number, and there's a number on you. I don't act to the age of my number. I'm sorry. I'd like to say that I'm excited to see Schwortzy and a girlfriend, because I don't think we've ever seen that on television in a healthy relationship. When he wasn't on vander Pump with somebody named Joe dating, I don't think he wanted to say it, but they had a thing. I'm excited, all I said. I'm excited to see him in an actual relationship he's claiming. Yeah, so that's what I'm excited for. It'll be fun. Yeah. So all ups from here, Lisa, buckle up, because we're going to get some hate from all angles, probably not from the listeners, just from the people we're shitting on, which is worse because they're closer to us down the street.