Ruthless Aggression Fig Fed Show 3 - FROM THE VAULT

<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to the fig Fed pay per view
<v Speaker 1>number three. I am Smart Mark Sterling, Doctor silver Balls,
<v Speaker 1>the Phil Jackson of the Major Wrestling Figure Podcast, and
<v Speaker 1>I am your moderator today, your host, and I am
<v Speaker 1>joined by the competitors. First fighting out of Merrick, New York.
<v Speaker 2>I am Brian Myers, aka the Scottie Pippen of Wrestling
<v Speaker 2>Figure Collection and the owner and promoter of Raw Action
<v Speaker 2>Figure Fantasy Pro Wrestling and Fighting out of Orlando.
<v Speaker 3>First of all, first of all, you forgot the akas
<v Speaker 3>of cheater O.
<v Speaker 4>I can throw something for you if you really want
<v Speaker 4>to keep going here.
<v Speaker 3>Listen. I'm Matt Cardona. You know me. No gimmis needed tonight.
<v Speaker 5>Baby.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're down the business.
<v Speaker 3>You are a four second business.
<v Speaker 2>See you physically shaking right now.
<v Speaker 3>My hands are sweaty.
<v Speaker 2>He should be. I haven't been able to eat you
<v Speaker 2>on the ropes. I'm one swing away from knocking your ass.
<v Speaker 3>Now you're wrong. I am on the ropes. I'm about
<v Speaker 3>to jump off with a perfect elbow and put you away.
<v Speaker 3>Fantasy fig Fed this is our pay per view. We
<v Speaker 3>switched the rules up a little bit because there was
<v Speaker 3>a little snapoo after the first one, and then even
<v Speaker 3>more kabooki ish on the second one.
<v Speaker 2>So now you've made the rules and then bitched about
<v Speaker 2>the rules that you and I was here today when
<v Speaker 2>I hit you guys up to clarify these rules, these
<v Speaker 2>rules are these might be worse for you. To be
<v Speaker 2>honest with you.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's I think it's better.
<v Speaker 3>Before I only had a half hour for everything. Now
<v Speaker 3>I have twenty minutes for just TV and then as
<v Speaker 3>long as you want. I'm not going to take an
<v Speaker 3>hour for the pay per view. I just need to
<v Speaker 3>be able to breathe. I need to find I have
<v Speaker 3>been practicing Mark and Brian.
<v Speaker 2>What like the the micromachines guy and the commercial No
<v Speaker 2>I have exactly.
<v Speaker 3>I have been practicing speed reading and getting all my
<v Speaker 3>Content's all about context. Context is king here.
<v Speaker 4>We know that's all you say.
<v Speaker 1>Relax, all right, Well, before we get into it, I
<v Speaker 1>will say I think that's less. I think less context,
<v Speaker 1>but more delivery. So it's how you deliver it. But
<v Speaker 1>regardless the new you need both.
<v Speaker 2>You can't. There's no way of saying. And then Deuce
<v Speaker 2>and Domino came out, and that's good.
<v Speaker 4>There's no way to.
<v Speaker 2>And then the gentleman I revealed themselves. There's no cool
<v Speaker 2>people exciting way to say people went nuts in a
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown arena.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So a couple of things that Number one, it's.
<v Speaker 2>Super Gabby and Connect and Zombie and they're just sitting
<v Speaker 2>around marketing.
<v Speaker 3>Abby has never listened to a podcast let alone. Patreon
<v Speaker 3>does recommend if you haven't listened to the draft or
<v Speaker 3>the other two episodes, press pause, listen to those first,
<v Speaker 3>because context is king the whole journey to start here.
<v Speaker 3>If you're not agree you have access all the other ones.
<v Speaker 3>Go yeah, I wouldn't even bother that. I would stop
<v Speaker 3>right now and go back because this is.
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of misinformation out there. Somebody literally asked
<v Speaker 1>me today in the he's a Patreon member, I think
<v Speaker 1>he joined today, literally asked how do I see the
<v Speaker 1>fig fed That's what he said. So I'm just like, oh, geez,
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I mean, if you're listening to this, because
<v Speaker 1>it just pops into your feet and you haven't heard
<v Speaker 1>the other ones. There is a draft, there is a
<v Speaker 1>following pay per view, and then one after that. So
<v Speaker 1>there's three other bonus shows that happen at the first
<v Speaker 1>Monday of the last three months, so it's easy to
<v Speaker 1>go back and check that. You can look for the date.
<v Speaker 1>Now you mentioned rule change very important today as he
<v Speaker 1>eluded twenty minutes to set up your pay per view
<v Speaker 1>show and then you have unlimited time to deliver the
<v Speaker 1>results however you want of your respective pay per view. Now,
<v Speaker 1>last time Broski had to start. So the fair thing
<v Speaker 1>is Brian is starting this week.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, the only other there's two surprises. This is a draft. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>neither one of us knows ours. I know one of
<v Speaker 2>bros because he messed up and texted to me. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>by accident. But otherwise there's basically three mystery men us
<v Speaker 2>and four to the rest of the world entirely.
<v Speaker 3>So let's just get this out of the way now.
<v Speaker 3>While we are talking about the shows, someone made a
<v Speaker 3>great point, especially for the timed version, that we should
<v Speaker 3>not talk, let the other person talk, not to eat
<v Speaker 3>up their time. And I think after each show pause
<v Speaker 3>and ask if there's any questions, that's where the debate is.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, okay, but I also think that each.
<v Speaker 4>Episode we're talking.
<v Speaker 3>Right after each episode.
<v Speaker 4>That's fine, But.
<v Speaker 2>To be fair, you said some autlandish no Mark and
<v Speaker 2>I were like, hold on a second, and we needed,
<v Speaker 2>you know, right, so that the questions question human nature, right, So.
<v Speaker 1>Mark, get that stop watch ready, yep, and then we'll
<v Speaker 1>ask questions after the the each TV quote. But I
<v Speaker 1>also want to say that I got a little flak
<v Speaker 1>for being some either some some people out there that
<v Speaker 1>think that I may have been a little swayed towards
<v Speaker 1>Brian and some of the things that I was saying.
<v Speaker 3>Did he shave your balls or what?
<v Speaker 2>So, Okay, if you like something, you like it, if
<v Speaker 2>you think.
<v Speaker 1>But I'm the moderator. I need to be impartial, so
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to work for it. I'm gonna work my
<v Speaker 1>best once we get into this, go for it to
<v Speaker 1>be to be more impartial.
<v Speaker 3>Now for those who are saying, I'm gonna listen anyway,
<v Speaker 3>we actually own these figures. We booked these things that
<v Speaker 3>these fantasy pic beds with the figures. We did not
<v Speaker 3>need to do that, but we did, and then we
<v Speaker 3>will follow it up with figure photography, and I think
<v Speaker 3>that's what makes this whole thing the best. But I
<v Speaker 3>am really on my floor with these figures, booking, making
<v Speaker 3>storylines with the figures, not actually playing the matches, but
<v Speaker 3>using the figures to book.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think I said recently the podcast. I
<v Speaker 2>literally tried to start my notes without the figure, just
<v Speaker 2>at like my countertop with pen and paper, and I
<v Speaker 2>was like full blown rider's block.
<v Speaker 4>Couldn't do it.
<v Speaker 2>I had to go like nothing was happening. I had
<v Speaker 2>to go sit down in the trenches and see what
<v Speaker 2>I had there. It's just the way I don't know,
<v Speaker 2>it's the way my brain's used to it.
<v Speaker 4>Man.
<v Speaker 2>Like it was like riding a bike, you know, once
<v Speaker 2>you got in front of you again, boom, things start happening.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So Brian, are you ready?
<v Speaker 4>I am ready?
<v Speaker 1>All right, so before TV's in a pay per view, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I am setting the timer right now for twenty minutes,
<v Speaker 1>and Brian please present your product.
<v Speaker 2>All right, folks, welcome to Raw Wrestling. We are four
<v Speaker 2>weeks from Armageddon Live on paper view.
<v Speaker 4>Raw opens up week one television.
<v Speaker 2>Easy Easy Stone called Steve O City's flipping off the
<v Speaker 2>He's saluting Hell. Raw is kicked off with the return
<v Speaker 2>of Stone Cold Steve Austin. He says, what what had
<v Speaker 2>a little favor to return to Dusty Rhodes's longtime friend.
<v Speaker 2>He showed up surprised with Stone Cold. Steve Austin is here.
<v Speaker 2>He's here on Raw. He's here to drink some beer.
<v Speaker 2>What raise some hell? What drink some more beer? What
<v Speaker 2>crowds is eating alive?
<v Speaker 5>Is what?
<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, I spit in the face of
<v Speaker 2>people who don't want to be cool? What is this?
<v Speaker 2>Stone Cold is being interrupted by the debut of Carlito
<v Speaker 2>Caribbean Cool. What is going on? He's storming down the ramp.
<v Speaker 2>Carlito gets into the ring. He says, Stone Cold, you've
<v Speaker 2>ruined it. Tonight was supposed to be my big debut
<v Speaker 2>and everyone's gonna be talking about me, Carlito Caribbean Cool.
<v Speaker 2>But now they're out here talking about you, and you're
<v Speaker 2>drinking beer and now YadA, YadA YadA. Soko says, what
<v Speaker 2>what he said tonight was supposed to be about me?
<v Speaker 2>It is supposed to be about Carlitos?
<v Speaker 5>What what?
<v Speaker 2>He goes? Son? You don't understand the words coming in
<v Speaker 2>my mouth. I always have a little bit of sun
<v Speaker 2>language for you. Double bird, kick to that gut stunner
<v Speaker 2>apple spit in the air, Carlito, welcome to.
<v Speaker 3>Raw dropping them out.
<v Speaker 1>I see, hey, shut up, You're not allowed to say.
<v Speaker 2>That, Mark quick, quickly. Can you just give me five
<v Speaker 2>my five minute intervals? Yep, thank you, and when you
<v Speaker 2>ask questions, we're gonna stop right yep. Okay, all right, uh, okay.
<v Speaker 2>As always, folks, I'm not giving the TV in its entirety.
<v Speaker 2>There's all kinds of matches going at all times here
<v Speaker 2>on Monday night row Okay, but I'm giving you the
<v Speaker 2>stuff you need to know to build to my stories.
<v Speaker 4>Okay.
<v Speaker 2>Next up we have Raven and Paul London the newly
<v Speaker 2>Dark Side, if you will. Paul London, he's been kind
<v Speaker 2>of possessed and brainwashed by Raven. They're taking on Kofi
<v Speaker 2>Kingston and Jeff Hardy. Uh. The flock, if you will,
<v Speaker 2>is not on the same page in this one. They
<v Speaker 2>can't seem to get the job done. There's a little
<v Speaker 2>bit of a miscommunication. Trouble impowered I swan Tom Bomb,
<v Speaker 2>Kofe and Hardy get the victory. Next out is your
<v Speaker 2>brand new Raw Tag Team Champions Rated rko Edge and
<v Speaker 2>Randy Orton. They are explaining that you know, they were
<v Speaker 2>both down, they had an out. They had to come
<v Speaker 2>together to become a successful team. Again, here comes the money.
<v Speaker 2>Shane McMahon interrupts. He says, look, man, I'm happy for
<v Speaker 2>you guys, but I need to know what's going on.
<v Speaker 2>Are we a team or we are a unit now
<v Speaker 2>or you're going your separate raise.
<v Speaker 4>You gotta let me know.
<v Speaker 2>And he said, you know what Edge gets in his face.
<v Speaker 2>He says, you should never trust the ultimate opportunists, especially
<v Speaker 2>when he's tagging with a viper our kaotis Shane. They
<v Speaker 2>put the boots to him. Concerto, see ya, Shane McMahon.
<v Speaker 2>We come back from the commercial break. We get thrown
<v Speaker 2>to a video package. It's a dark room. We hear
<v Speaker 2>some footsteps walking through a hallway. All of a sudden,
<v Speaker 2>a microphone drops from the ceiling. Mister coming soon Till
<v Speaker 2>Monday Night, Raw Kennedy Vignette airs. The main event of
<v Speaker 2>week ones television is cm Punk and Eddie Guerrero contracts signing.
<v Speaker 2>These two have advanced to the finals of the Intercontinental
<v Speaker 2>Tournament and we'll be facing each other at arm again
<v Speaker 2>to crown the very first Raw Ice champion. We get
<v Speaker 2>out there, Punk and Eddie are sitting at the table
<v Speaker 2>face to face the middle of the ring on Monday Night.
<v Speaker 2>Raw Punk explains to Eddie says, you know what, I'm
<v Speaker 2>glad it was you. I was hoping it would be
<v Speaker 2>you that i'd face in the finals because you're nothing
<v Speaker 2>but a drug addict and a sad, sad alcoholic. Can
<v Speaker 2>you remind me of my bastard father? And I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>use all of that and take it out and you
<v Speaker 2>become the very first inter console champion. And he says,
<v Speaker 2>that's man. I've made mistakes in my life. I'm not perfect.
<v Speaker 2>Nobody is. But I'm sober today and I'm gonna be
<v Speaker 2>the next day. And I promise you I will be
<v Speaker 2>at Armageddon when I kick your ass and become the
<v Speaker 2>first ever Interconto champion. Punk storms off, He signs, storms
<v Speaker 2>off heads to the back. Eddie signs the crowd gives
<v Speaker 2>him little standing ovation of being so honest and putting
<v Speaker 2>his true, true to life problems and feelings out there.
<v Speaker 2>He's at the top of the ramp. He gives a
<v Speaker 2>little reflection to the crowd and he gets hit from behind.
<v Speaker 2>It's seeing Punk. He's back and he puts the bootstead
<v Speaker 2>of guarrel and then what does he have? A bottle
<v Speaker 2>of Jack Daniels Big two Leader. He opens it up
<v Speaker 2>and he dumps it all over Eddie Garrel on the
<v Speaker 2>top of the ramp as Raw comes to a close
<v Speaker 2>for Week one.
<v Speaker 1>Fourteen fifty year up.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I like he.
<v Speaker 3>I liked the introduction of Carlito and of Kennedy. I
<v Speaker 3>think Carlo jobbed out and his but he has he
<v Speaker 3>shares a moment with Austin, so we'll see where that goes. Uh.
<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm invested in the innercunneal title towards a
<v Speaker 3>long toornament.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ, I like it.
<v Speaker 2>How many mans we don't just throw things away here
<v Speaker 2>on Raw. We build to.
<v Speaker 4>Them and make them mean something.
<v Speaker 3>And you need to you need to pop those ratings.
<v Speaker 3>Every once in a while you get smacked on the
<v Speaker 3>other side in your ass.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, and that's saying thing, all right, you ready?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anything else, We're good. So I'm right on time,
<v Speaker 2>is what you're saying.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>Cool.
<v Speaker 2>Week to Monday Night Row, we find out that there
<v Speaker 2>is gonna be a Women's Battle Royal Tonight up. First,
<v Speaker 2>the final two participants will be headed to Armageddon to
<v Speaker 2>crown the very first Women's Division champion U. In this match,
<v Speaker 2>we have Natty Knight Heart Beth Phoenix, Molina, Mickey James,
<v Speaker 2>and Kelly Kelly. Right off the back, Kelly Kelly takes
<v Speaker 2>a monstrous bump from Beth Phoenix, but she rolls to
<v Speaker 2>the floor actions hot and heavy. There goes Molina. She's out.
<v Speaker 2>Down to Mickey and Natty. They start taking two on
<v Speaker 2>one to the Glamazon thing and that's their best chance
<v Speaker 2>to survive. Beth gets them both up on her shoulders
<v Speaker 2>similar to her nephew see you. But Beth looks around
<v Speaker 2>as confused as Kelly. Kelly looks up, rolls in from
<v Speaker 2>the floor and realizes, oh my god, I'm still in
<v Speaker 2>this thing. So now we find out it's gonna be
<v Speaker 2>Kelly Kelly against the Glamazon Beth PhiX to crown the
<v Speaker 2>very first women's champion at Armageddon. Next up, we have
<v Speaker 2>Rated RKO taking on the World's Greatest Tag team. Very
<v Speaker 2>traditional tag team match here back and forth with a
<v Speaker 2>great Heel tag team and Rated RKO Babyface tag team
<v Speaker 2>and World Greatest tag team. But finally not enough. It's
<v Speaker 2>Spear one, two three rated RKO, but that's not enough.
<v Speaker 2>Rated RKO is out for blood, just like they were
<v Speaker 2>with Shane a week before. They start putting the boots
<v Speaker 2>to Shelton Benjamin. Charlie comes to make the shit saved.
<v Speaker 2>Shelton goes to the floor. Now that leaves Charlie in
<v Speaker 2>the ring. He catches an RKO and a spear and
<v Speaker 2>it's concerto time. Edge runs out. Concerto Boom lays out,
<v Speaker 2>has one second, Chero hits in. Here comes current Angle
<v Speaker 2>to make the save. Right Oarkos on the run. End
<v Speaker 2>of segment. Next up, we have Batista versus two locals.
<v Speaker 2>The locals do exist here, and we like to give
<v Speaker 2>opportunities to everybody, unlike SmackDown, where the locals are the talent.
<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second, bros Key, one more of those,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm muting your your microphone For the rest of.
<v Speaker 2>The Batista verse two locals, he runs through these guys.
<v Speaker 2>This is what you call the squash match, ladies and gentlemen.
<v Speaker 2>He just devastates these two with power moves, this handicapped
<v Speaker 2>match one two three, stacks them together. Batista gets on
<v Speaker 2>the microphone says, you know what, my business association with
<v Speaker 2>Paul Hayman has not led me to success. And I
<v Speaker 2>realized one thing through all this that I'm Bautista and
<v Speaker 2>guess what I walk alone? He drops the mic and
<v Speaker 2>uh the graph airs. There's gonna be a fatal four
<v Speaker 2>way at Armageddon four the number one contenders to the
<v Speaker 2>World Heavyweight Championship, and it will be Jeff Hardy versus
<v Speaker 2>Bautista versus aeg Styles versus Ray Mysterio and that is
<v Speaker 2>in an elimination fatal four way.
<v Speaker 4>Next up, we have.
<v Speaker 2>Dark room footsteps, mic drops from the ceiling, missed coming soon,
<v Speaker 2>a Monday Night Raw, another vignette for Kennedy unbelievable. And last,
<v Speaker 2>the final second Raw is Dusty Rhodes and Shawn Michael's
<v Speaker 2>in the ring. It's promo time. Two iconic pro wrestlers.
<v Speaker 2>Dusty gumsdis a Sean, you might be the greatest of
<v Speaker 2>all time. You're representing Raw's the world heavyweight Champion. But
<v Speaker 2>I'm a fair and abiding commissioner and i gotta tell
<v Speaker 2>you the number one contender to your World Heavyweight Championship
<v Speaker 2>and you will be facing and Armageddon in two weeks time.
<v Speaker 2>On pay per view is the Samoan Bulldozer. Oumaga comes
<v Speaker 2>out in the ramp. We end Raw with a stare
<v Speaker 2>down between HBK and the number one contender to his
<v Speaker 2>World Heavyweight Championship.
<v Speaker 1>So we're at eleven fifteen right now?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, questions, I have a couple of questions still. I
<v Speaker 3>like the Kennedy build. What happened to Carlito? He's the
<v Speaker 3>new guy that diven on Raw this week.
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you need some underneath talent. Okay, okay.
<v Speaker 3>Jeff Hardy is a tag team specialist. Now all of
<v Speaker 3>a sudden, he's a number on contendership match.
<v Speaker 2>He's a big name. That's how Jeffire's career has always
<v Speaker 2>been his big NAMEGA. He beat to beat Mike to
<v Speaker 2>get oh, listen to all the other shows. Omaga literally
<v Speaker 2>has run through the roster.
<v Speaker 3>Bro But why does Umaga get a shot for no reason?
<v Speaker 3>But then there's a four way match.
<v Speaker 2>Because that's for the following. He Umaga is the number
<v Speaker 2>one contender, He's got the spot the following the number
<v Speaker 2>one contender after postless. Let's here here, I'm wrong. We
<v Speaker 2>think about the future, we don't just you know, you
<v Speaker 2>really look at the top stars.
<v Speaker 3>Does this? Carlito was Carlilo in the building. What happened
<v Speaker 3>was he said home? Is he injured?
<v Speaker 2>It's called patients. I have two more TVs.
<v Speaker 3>So he just wasn't there that week. What's his deal?
<v Speaker 3>Was he catering?
<v Speaker 2>Why you still got such a hard on for Carlito?
<v Speaker 3>It's a big star.
<v Speaker 2>Whereas all right, there's like, it's like fifteen more guys
<v Speaker 2>on my stacked roster.
<v Speaker 4>You haven't even asked me about it.
<v Speaker 3>That's thing I forgot. Who's on your roster? It seems
<v Speaker 3>like like a skeleton career. Here we go, all right,
<v Speaker 3>Week three, Guess who's coming down the aisle.
<v Speaker 2>I spit in the face of people who don't want
<v Speaker 2>to be cool. It's Carlito. He's taking on Jesse of
<v Speaker 2>Jesse and Festus fame fastest on the outside, Carlito over strong.
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't call this a squash but it was a
<v Speaker 2>squash ish match. Uh. That's when we find out the
<v Speaker 2>graphic airs at Arma Geddon. Carlito has set the challenge.
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna make a name for himself because he he
<v Speaker 2>is going to take on stone Cold Steve Austin in
<v Speaker 2>singles action. Next up, we have a package of video package.
<v Speaker 2>This package explains what CM punk is with his straight
<v Speaker 2>edge lifestyle, that he's clean and sober, and he doesn't
<v Speaker 2>do drugs and drink and that makes him believe that
<v Speaker 2>he is better than other people. And then also within
<v Speaker 2>this package, it's telling both stories. It's telling about Ade
<v Speaker 2>Guerrero and the trials and tribulations that this man has
<v Speaker 2>gone through, the ups and the downs, losing his job,
<v Speaker 2>getting in car accidents via his alcohol problems and drug addictions,
<v Speaker 2>to where he is now in his life. He's clean
<v Speaker 2>and sober and ready to make a comeback, and they
<v Speaker 2>will collide at Armageddon in two weeks time, live on
<v Speaker 2>pay per viewing crown the very first Enter Continental Champion.
<v Speaker 2>Next up, we have Edge the Radar Superstar coming out
<v Speaker 2>solo versus Shelton Benjamin coming out solo. All parties have
<v Speaker 2>been banned from ringside. Edge is shelting a very competitive
<v Speaker 2>athletic matchup here, but it ends with a mail contest
<v Speaker 2>because the rated r KAO partner Randy Orton slides in
<v Speaker 2>the viper r KO out of nowhere. Uh Shelton wins
<v Speaker 2>via disqualification. The tag team chance to put in the
<v Speaker 2>boots to him, and once again, Kurt Angle, your Olympic hero,
<v Speaker 2>makes the save. He says, I was sitting in the
<v Speaker 2>back drinking milk, and I've had enough. Unfortunately, Charlie Hass
<v Speaker 2>is not medically cleared to take on Rated RKO, So
<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm gonna do, step up in his place,
<v Speaker 2>and at arm again, it's gonna be Rated Ark over Shelton,
<v Speaker 2>Benjamin and Kurt Angle for the Raw Tag Team Championships.
<v Speaker 2>Next up, we come back and we have Dusty Rhodes
<v Speaker 2>in his office backstage. He announces that at Armageddon there
<v Speaker 2>will be a six person ladder match. Okay, this ladder
<v Speaker 2>match is not money in the bank match. This is
<v Speaker 2>the first time ever concept we're gonna do. What we're
<v Speaker 2>gonna call it is the undercard to Opportunity ladder Match.
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna give six deserving members of the Raw roster
<v Speaker 2>to jump start their career. And uh, basically, on the
<v Speaker 2>top hanging for the ring is gonna be a clipboard
<v Speaker 2>with a piece of paper, and that's gonna give you
<v Speaker 2>the negotiating power to go to the general manager. Paul
<v Speaker 2>Hime is to go to the general manager, Dusty Rose,
<v Speaker 2>and negotiate an opportunity of your choosing undercard to Opportunity
<v Speaker 2>ladder match six man at Armageddon and Raw ends the
<v Speaker 2>first time it's been built for the past couple of weeks.
<v Speaker 2>We got to say that you're gonna see for the
<v Speaker 2>first time Sting and the Undertaker, the two legends tagging together,
<v Speaker 2>and they'll be taking on Raven and Paul London. This
<v Speaker 2>thing starts off, obviously, London and Raven are just in
<v Speaker 2>way over their heads, so much so that after a
<v Speaker 2>couple of bumps, Raven takes a walk. He says, screw
<v Speaker 2>this kid, I'm not entering anymore. I'm out here. London
<v Speaker 2>stays strong and courageous and uh hangs in there as
<v Speaker 2>much as he can, but it's staying in the Undertaker
<v Speaker 2>Death Hell'sgate. It's over see you, Paul London. Undertaker's music's playing.
<v Speaker 2>He's interrupted by the dastardly heel general manager of Monday
<v Speaker 2>Night Raw, Paul Hayman. Paul Hayman is surprisingly accompanied by
<v Speaker 2>Eminem at his side, so Melina Mercury Nitro or with him.
<v Speaker 2>He explains that you know, you two, you think you're
<v Speaker 2>just gonna take over Monday Night Raw because your two
<v Speaker 2>legendary forces coming together like this, and it's not gonna
<v Speaker 2>happen as so easy You're definitely not gonna be the
<v Speaker 2>number one contenters of tag Tiles with Eminem here. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>but they didn't come alone. Hayman Eminem. They're standing in
<v Speaker 2>the aighway, Taker and Sting in the ring. A mic
<v Speaker 2>drops in the middle between Sting and Taker. They look up, MSTA,
<v Speaker 2>what is this? Mister Kennedy comes out, Hayman announces, and
<v Speaker 2>this is the Dangerous Alliance. They swarm the ring, beat
<v Speaker 2>down the legends, leave them laying and announce that the
<v Speaker 2>Dangerous Alliance has been formed and it is here on
<v Speaker 2>Monday Night Raw end of week three.
<v Speaker 1>Uh I didn't give you the ten minutes, but you
<v Speaker 1>got six minutes and thirty four seconds for the final
<v Speaker 1>Raw cool.
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was a good show. I liked it. It
<v Speaker 3>was a little slow in the beginning, but I like
<v Speaker 3>the Dangerous Alliance at the end. I like the under
<v Speaker 3>car to Opportunity Ladder match. I think it's very interesting
<v Speaker 3>because there's so many guys in your ross you don't use,
<v Speaker 3>and now we'll see him on pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>They're actively doing matches. We got main events, superstars. You
<v Speaker 2>know TV in India.
<v Speaker 3>You don't even know about what happened to what happened
<v Speaker 3>to poor Charlie.
<v Speaker 4>Then he's got a concerto.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, so he can't recoup from that. He's done.
<v Speaker 2>He's not not in two weeks time. He can't make
<v Speaker 2>this pay per view shot.
<v Speaker 4>No way.
<v Speaker 3>I understand that. I like it.
<v Speaker 2>But fortunately for the viewing audience, a Hall of famer
<v Speaker 2>in Karnengle's gonna replace him.
<v Speaker 4>So I think it's okay, right.
<v Speaker 3>Right, No, I like it. I think it's to get
<v Speaker 3>their Dangerous Alliance. Yeah, yeah, have me wondering what's going
<v Speaker 3>on here with Kennedy, But I like that he's joining
<v Speaker 3>this Dangerous Alliance. I'm interested to see what happens.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Final Final Raw here, one more TV.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, and I have six minutes right, six thirty four? Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>all right?
<v Speaker 2>The go home show here Monday Night Raw. We are
<v Speaker 2>one week away from Armageddon. This show opens up with
<v Speaker 2>the brand new Dangerous Alliance coming out stating their claim.
<v Speaker 2>They basically set lay down the law that it's gonna
<v Speaker 2>be the Legendary Sting and the Undertaker taking on Eminem
<v Speaker 2>and mister Kennedy in a two on three handicapped match
<v Speaker 2>at Armageddon. Next up, we have the phenomenal AJ Styles
<v Speaker 2>back in action versus Simon Dean. He's looking good. He's
<v Speaker 2>healthy after that leg injury last month that you know
<v Speaker 2>derailed him in the Interconsole title Tournament. He soundly beats
<v Speaker 2>Simon Dean. He's ready to go because he is in
<v Speaker 2>the elimination number one contenders for the World Heavyweight Championship match.
<v Speaker 2>In Armageddon, we cut to a backstage with Kelly Kelly
<v Speaker 2>and Beth Phoenix. Basically, it's Kelly Kelly being interviewed saying,
<v Speaker 2>you know, what do you think your chances are here?
<v Speaker 2>You're going up against the Glamazon. This is a very
<v Speaker 2>unlikely matchup for you. Kellys saying she's, you know, shocked
<v Speaker 2>herself that she's in this situation, but she's not gonna
<v Speaker 2>go down without a fight. She gets interrupted by Beth,
<v Speaker 2>who says, this is ridiculous. I can't even believe you're
<v Speaker 2>gonna show up on Sunday. You might as well not
<v Speaker 2>just hand me the belt because you're a dead woman
<v Speaker 2>and walks off camera. Shot ends with a very concerned
<v Speaker 2>Kelly Kelly on screen. And in our main event, this
<v Speaker 2>one's a big one. It's a three seg tag team match.
<v Speaker 2>The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michael's Latino Heat, Eddie Grout teaming
<v Speaker 2>up for the first time ever to take on Humaga
<v Speaker 2>and seem Punk competitive awesome tag match, A little teaser,
<v Speaker 2>a little preview, if he will, of what we're going
<v Speaker 2>to see this Sunday. Punk eventually steals one on Eddie Guerrero,
<v Speaker 2>then Umaga kind of lays waste to the others, and
<v Speaker 2>then we go off in the air with Umaga and
<v Speaker 2>Punk successful, Eddie and Sean's sailing down on the mat.
<v Speaker 2>What is to come this Sunday at armug geddon Okay,
<v Speaker 2>all right, well, I will admit I didn't go into
<v Speaker 2>detail on that because I didn't know where I was
<v Speaker 2>gonna be time wise.
<v Speaker 3>Where where's Big Papa Pump in all this? He was
<v Speaker 3>your big surprise last month?
<v Speaker 2>He was he is he injured, But see, I would
<v Speaker 2>not classify him as a big surprise.
<v Speaker 4>He's Simon Dean's heater. He's just he's a heater. Okay.
<v Speaker 2>He does not have he does not have a prominent
<v Speaker 2>role on the roster at the moment.
<v Speaker 3>And this is a question I should have asked earlier.
<v Speaker 3>What versions what figures of Carlito and Kennedy. Are you using.
<v Speaker 2>Mister I went with the first Kennedy ever because I
<v Speaker 2>actually remember really marking out to get it because at
<v Speaker 2>the time he was like so popular.
<v Speaker 1>I loved him. My ring tone for years was mister Kennedy.
<v Speaker 3>Silver Balls, Silas and Carlito.
<v Speaker 2>I oh, damn, I knew this. It's like his second
<v Speaker 2>Ruthless or something.
<v Speaker 4>Not that. I hate that one with the no knee
<v Speaker 4>pads and the shirt that's not.
<v Speaker 3>I love that one because he's like the weird hair,
<v Speaker 3>flocked hair.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what the felt hair.
<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, I mean I'm ready for uh Army geddon.
<v Speaker 3>I see that you kind of copyed with the heel stable,
<v Speaker 3>but I understand it works so well.
<v Speaker 2>It's macked.
<v Speaker 1>I need to copied you. I can't say, hey, been done.
<v Speaker 1>How dare you use ropes on your wrestling ring?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>So I do want to point out hit me just
<v Speaker 1>so everyone knows. This pay per view seemingly is the
<v Speaker 1>last one leading to the WrestleMania of sorts. It's going
<v Speaker 1>to be SummerSlam, but technically Brian has a pay per
<v Speaker 1>view for TVs and and then it's the big go
<v Speaker 1>home blow off situation. For both of these guys. Just
<v Speaker 1>just I just wanted to remind everybody context. It's king,
<v Speaker 1>So no, Timer, I hate you. Let's see what happens that.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm excited, dude.
<v Speaker 1>So the advertised matches are.
<v Speaker 3>What advertised matches? I mean, yeah, please? What are the
<v Speaker 3>advertised matches?
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure everything has been discussed.
<v Speaker 1>What do we got?
<v Speaker 2>I've literally said every match, so I'm not gonna say
<v Speaker 2>I'm not waste anyone's time.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, All eight eight.
<v Speaker 2>Matches on my card have been said on my shows,
<v Speaker 2>my turn, I will list them before I don't. I'm
<v Speaker 2>literally about to just go through them. So why would
<v Speaker 2>I waste everyone's time? And I've I've set up every
<v Speaker 2>single one of my TV's so if you have ears.
<v Speaker 4>You know we got Oh it does no time anymore.
<v Speaker 4>This is okay.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting back.
<v Speaker 6>And now, Brian Myers and Raw present Arma Gedding.
<v Speaker 5>Can you feeling cursed?
<v Speaker 3>You doesn't seem to bring the worst.
<v Speaker 1>There's no running, no way from these things that hold
<v Speaker 1>you down?
<v Speaker 5>Do they complicate you because they make you feel that?
<v Speaker 3>Eidence? How the colors you shines?
<v Speaker 5>This is showfully nay o be.
<v Speaker 1>But you should shine shine.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that was a dramatic video package building
<v Speaker 2>up to the show, the Intercontinental Tournament that they're building
<v Speaker 2>for weeks and months.
<v Speaker 3>Eddie Guerrero and see him punk in this blood feud
<v Speaker 3>over de fauchery and drugs and alcohol and redemption. Oh
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, there's not a dry eye in the
<v Speaker 3>goddamn building. And that was our pay per view song
<v Speaker 3>by Crossbade Colors. All right, the crowd goes mild, Sorry
<v Speaker 3>you don't like music.
<v Speaker 2>For first off, we have a kickoff match. Broski's been
<v Speaker 2>looking for him, Big Papa Pump. Scott Steiner and Simon
<v Speaker 2>Dean took on Jesse and Festus earlier this evening. It
<v Speaker 2>was a battle of the bods, you know, Festus vers
<v Speaker 2>Scott Steiner, the two body guys on raw and Festus prevailed.
<v Speaker 2>He hit him with one of the nineteen different finishers
<v Speaker 2>that he used throughout his two year run as Festus.
<v Speaker 4>That's just a little fun for me, sorry, guys.
<v Speaker 2>All right, here we are welcome to ARM again and
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna kick off the show in a very unique fashion.
<v Speaker 2>Here he comes, Sean, I think I'm cute. Here he
<v Speaker 2>comes the World Heavyweight Champion. We're kicking off the show
<v Speaker 2>with the world title. Shawn Michaels versus Samoan Bulldozer Ooh Maga. Obviously,
<v Speaker 2>Sean is just outpowered here. Umaga has been on a
<v Speaker 2>roll week after week on here on Raw, beating opponents
<v Speaker 2>because he is just an athletic big man. He's agile,
<v Speaker 2>he's powerful, and Hbk's finding that out. Uh not looking
<v Speaker 2>so hot for him. Samoan spike one two, Sean kicks unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>He sets up for it again. It's duck super kick,
<v Speaker 2>but he doesn't go down. Sean backs up another super
<v Speaker 2>Kigy doesn't go down. A third Superkigi. Finally bumps one,
<v Speaker 2>two three, Still your world evyweight Champion.
<v Speaker 4>The heartbreakinged Sean Michaels. What an opener, folks?
<v Speaker 3>All right?
<v Speaker 2>Next up is the undercard to Opportunity Ladder Match. This
<v Speaker 2>match features six competitors that Dusty Rose is gonna give
<v Speaker 2>an opportunity to jump up their placement here on Monday
<v Speaker 2>Night Raw and get an opportunity if they're choosing. Once
<v Speaker 2>they grab the clipboard and the contract attached to it
<v Speaker 2>above the ring out first as a Raven. Then we
<v Speaker 2>have sab Boo, the Stampede Kid, Tyson Kid coming on out,
<v Speaker 2>Jamie by God Noble, Kofi kicks in and Paul London,
<v Speaker 2>so it looks like the Paul London and Raven alignment
<v Speaker 2>is over. This is everything you could ever want. A
<v Speaker 2>ladder match, action, danger, table, bumps galore. Finally, though, to
<v Speaker 2>the surprise of everyone, it's London and Raven swinging it
<v Speaker 2>out on top of the ladder springboard out of nowhere,
<v Speaker 2>kicks them over double dropkick. It's Tyson Kid. He sets
<v Speaker 2>up the ladder. He's frantically climbing it. The other three
<v Speaker 2>competitors who didn't take that bumper scrambling, crawling before he
<v Speaker 2>grabs it in time. You're winner of the Undercard Opportunity
<v Speaker 2>Ladder Match, Tyson Kid. Next up is the Women's Championship,
<v Speaker 2>Beth Phoenix versus Kelly Kelly to crown the very first
<v Speaker 2>women's champion here on raw Uh. Kelly is just completely
<v Speaker 2>outmatched Undersize, taking on the Glamazon Beth Phoenix, one of
<v Speaker 2>the most powerful female pro wrestlers of all time. Kelly
<v Speaker 2>tries their best to prevail. Little Dodging Ducking gets a
<v Speaker 2>few lucky shots in. But finally it is a glam
<v Speaker 2>Slam one two three. You're new and proud dominant women's
<v Speaker 2>champion here on Unday Night, Raw Beth Phoenix.
<v Speaker 1>Anything sounds good so far.
<v Speaker 3>We wish the people could see my facial reactions to
<v Speaker 3>some of this stuff.
<v Speaker 4>Been an elimination chamber match.
<v Speaker 3>Elimination okay, world title match first, I understand like world, but.
<v Speaker 1>Let's finish. We can ask questions out.
<v Speaker 2>Next up, the raw tag team titles are on the line.
<v Speaker 2>It's the champions Rated RKO, Edge and Randy Orton verse
<v Speaker 2>Shelton Benjamin with his partner Kurt Angle.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>This one's action pack. Beautiful traditional tag team match, big
<v Speaker 2>long heating on Shelton, but Kurt Angle comes in. Below
<v Speaker 2>is the comeback of the century on both competitors. Law
<v Speaker 2>of false finishes, But it gets down to this, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>Kurt gets Randy up in the angle slam, Edge comes
<v Speaker 2>spears him while he's doing it out of nowhere, puts
<v Speaker 2>a lifeless Randy on top of him. One two three,
<v Speaker 2>Rated r KO gets the victory and retains their tag
<v Speaker 2>team championships. Halfway through match five, the fatal four way
<v Speaker 2>elimination number one contenders match. Here comes Jeff Hardy, the Animal, Batista,
<v Speaker 2>the phenomenal A, J Styles, and Ray Mysterio. All four
<v Speaker 2>of these guys have a lot of clout, you know,
<v Speaker 2>a lot of history of success in pro wrestling. Big
<v Speaker 2>opportunity for everybody. This is an elimination match. Uh, the
<v Speaker 2>first to go Batista bomb one two three? See ya,
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Hardy. We were down to Batista versus Styles versus Mysterio.
<v Speaker 2>AJ and Mysterio realize like, hey man, we gotta do something.
<v Speaker 2>We gotta do something together here. We can't take on
<v Speaker 2>the Animal alone. They kind of form a little many
<v Speaker 2>alliance to take on Batista, big nasty heel. He's hungry
<v Speaker 2>and slamming guy's left and right.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't work out so well. Another Batista bomb, Ray Mastereo
<v Speaker 2>one two three. It's AJ versus Bautista again, these two
<v Speaker 2>who know each other quite well because they fixed on
<v Speaker 2>pay per view already. Another back and forth. Does AJ
<v Speaker 2>have it? Does he have what it takes to beat
<v Speaker 2>the Animal? Can he tame the Animal? Goes up for
<v Speaker 2>another Baptista bomb. He rolls down the back, rolls through
<v Speaker 2>the legs, picks them up, He powers them Up Styles
<v Speaker 2>Clash one two kick. AJ can't freaking believe it, but
<v Speaker 2>I'm just looking at bad Space's pissed of 'all. Goes
<v Speaker 2>to the eighth prin phenomenal foe arm. He hits it
<v Speaker 2>one two Batista kicks again, unbelievable stuffs AJ Baputista bomb
<v Speaker 2>one two AJ kicks. This is insane, Stan. Still, this
<v Speaker 2>match means so much. You're gonna become the number one
<v Speaker 2>contender to Sean Michael's World Heavyweight Championship. Finally they're trading blows.
<v Speaker 2>They're trading blows again. Bautista stuffs them, Batista bomb up
<v Speaker 2>in the air, he slides down again, powers them. Come
<v Speaker 2>Up Styles Clash one two three. AJ Styles is your
<v Speaker 2>new number one contender, and it doesn't take a rocket
<v Speaker 2>scientist to realize that we are headed to SummerSlam. The
<v Speaker 2>Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels versus the Phenomenal AJ Styles The
<v Speaker 2>dream match of all dream matches for the Raw World
<v Speaker 2>Heavyweight Championship.
<v Speaker 1>Huh.
<v Speaker 2>Next up, the glass breaks stone Cold. Steve Austin is
<v Speaker 2>coming out. It's his first singles match in many years.
<v Speaker 2>Here versus I spit in the face of people who
<v Speaker 2>don't want to be cool Carlito stone Cold. It's a
<v Speaker 2>competitive match, but let's be honest here. This is Carlito
<v Speaker 2>ver stone Cold. Hell of an opportunity for Carlito. I
<v Speaker 2>know mac Cardona was very concerned about that, but I
<v Speaker 2>gave him an opportunity here tonight. Arm again, but it
<v Speaker 2>wasn't enough. A little bit of sign language. Kick to
<v Speaker 2>the gut stunner one two three Stone Cold Steve Vawston
<v Speaker 2>is victorious. Okay, we're saving questions the.
<v Speaker 3>N Yes, yes, I tried talking before, Mark Cuty.
<v Speaker 4>I know we need to.
<v Speaker 2>We might have to mute his camera next time we
<v Speaker 2>do this, because, like Special, I'll met you threw me
<v Speaker 2>off during that tag match, Like just your faces drive
<v Speaker 2>me nuts?
<v Speaker 3>All right?
<v Speaker 4>Two to go.
<v Speaker 2>It's the three on two handicapped tag match, Sting and
<v Speaker 2>the Undertaker versus the Dangerous Alliance Eminem Mercury, Nitro and
<v Speaker 2>mister Kennedy. Obviously, these guys are legends, but they're outnumbered
<v Speaker 2>here by three heels to two babyfaces, the dastardly Hayman
<v Speaker 2>and Molina on the outside, causing all kinds of problems,
<v Speaker 2>but eventually these guys get it together. Bit comeback by
<v Speaker 2>the Stinger, Stinger splash, Tombstone one two three on Joey
<v Speaker 2>Mercury and Sting. A taker prevail in this tag match.
<v Speaker 2>And here we are, folks, the Intercontinental Tournament Finals, its
<v Speaker 2>main event time c and Punk versus Eddie Guerrero. This
<v Speaker 2>one's for all the marvels. We made this icy title
<v Speaker 2>mean a whole hell of a lot. Here and raw
<v Speaker 2>and these two are going at it. The story has built.
<v Speaker 2>There's animosity here, there's a lot to it. Starts off
<v Speaker 2>with hot and heavy. These guys are at each other,
<v Speaker 2>the thrown blows are fighting all around the outside. Eddie's
<v Speaker 2>got tons of color from running into the ring post.
<v Speaker 2>Seems to be that Punk's in the advantage. After a
<v Speaker 2>long heat, Eddie bounce a little bit of a comeback,
<v Speaker 2>goes to the top for the frog splash. Punk rolls
<v Speaker 2>out of the way, slides on the endicon device. This
<v Speaker 2>is he gonna tap. Eddie's a crimson mask. He's a
<v Speaker 2>crimson mask. He gets to the ropes and breaks it.
<v Speaker 2>No dice. Punk says, that's it. It's time. He's going
<v Speaker 2>to sleep. He's going to sleep. He slides Eddy up
<v Speaker 2>on his shoulders, go to sleep. Eddie catches the leg
<v Speaker 2>not today back body drops him. He gets to the top,
<v Speaker 2>frog splash one, two three. Eddie Guerrero is your new
<v Speaker 2>and first ever Raw Enter Continental Champion. There's not a
<v Speaker 2>dry in the building. The confetti drops, he celebrates. Punk
<v Speaker 2>is alcohol, he can't believe, he's in disbelief. The Latino heat,
<v Speaker 2>Eddie Guerrero gets his moment here and Armageddon.
<v Speaker 1>All right. My big question is just simply, uh, just
<v Speaker 1>wanted to hear your thoughts behind the Chip World Championship
<v Speaker 1>or the Heavyweight Championship going on.
<v Speaker 2>First, because I think the drama of Eddie and Punk,
<v Speaker 2>the dichotomy of the sober guy and the guy who
<v Speaker 2>hates you know, alcohol, you know, thinks he's better than everybody,
<v Speaker 2>and the importancy of this tournament that's been built for
<v Speaker 2>literally months. Yep, I thought it superseded it. Plus the
<v Speaker 2>World's house first, you know, yes, it's out of the way.
<v Speaker 3>Don't mind necessarily the world title being first.
<v Speaker 2>Big gap, big gap.
<v Speaker 3>You know, pop, Yeah, that's the world title picture has
<v Speaker 3>been a little lackluster with with the context and the storylines.
<v Speaker 3>But the finale, you know, no, no dry eye in
<v Speaker 3>the house. Eddie with the confetti, the blood, holding that
<v Speaker 3>title high. I liked how uh the dangerous alliance. I
<v Speaker 3>just I just like the whole the whole gimmick, the
<v Speaker 3>whole shtick with Molina. I like how Mercury got pinned
<v Speaker 3>saving Kennedy. I was afraid of got jobbed out. I
<v Speaker 3>want to protect the young guy Kennedy because we're building
<v Speaker 3>stars here. Uh Tyson Kidd. You know, I had nothing
<v Speaker 3>wrong to say, nothing better save Tyson Kid getting the
<v Speaker 3>opportunity contract or whatever that's called.
<v Speaker 1>And so yeah, we'll see where that leads.
<v Speaker 2>I said, you don't you know SummerSlam is a mystery
<v Speaker 2>except one match right now.
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to commiserate with with my friend Max
<v Speaker 1>smash Master on our on our spinoff podcast.
<v Speaker 3>You a little plug in there, Mark here, here's my
<v Speaker 3>here now, I I just, you know, give you some praises.
<v Speaker 3>Here's my problem. You're right, Summer Slam is the biggest
<v Speaker 3>event of the year, one month away, and there's like
<v Speaker 3>no build except for this match that happened, like be
<v Speaker 3>a tournament. There's no no beef. Really, there's no wait
<v Speaker 3>what like we have one match this Summer Slam. We
<v Speaker 3>can't I can't even predict other matches.
<v Speaker 2>I have four TVs and one of them, one of
<v Speaker 2>them is pretty damn obvious. I'm not gonna say it,
<v Speaker 2>but it's pretty damns.
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna say that. I think we know what's what.
<v Speaker 3>You know, someone's turned on somebody. I get that. I
<v Speaker 3>just feel like there's there's not enough like this. We're
<v Speaker 3>not going to like you know, we're not going to
<v Speaker 3>Taber Tuesday, We're going to Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 2>I think that the one match I have announced is
<v Speaker 2>more than enough to to wet the palette bro.
<v Speaker 1>And and it seems as though, I mean, Brian, you're
<v Speaker 1>sticking to your roots there. I mean, you've added the
<v Speaker 1>context and you've added the storylines, but you're still you're
<v Speaker 1>booking those dream matches, which you've given the world Sean
<v Speaker 1>Michaels versus aj Styles for the Chan, for the All,
<v Speaker 1>for all the marbles, and and then you have time
<v Speaker 1>to uh to build that took.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, let's not forget. I've given the world sina versus
<v Speaker 3>Hogan and sena Verse.
<v Speaker 2>Rock yeah on like and thuring like a commercial break.
<v Speaker 3>No sina Verse Hogan was the last two guys in
<v Speaker 3>the elimination chamber and then uh, I'm very nervous. You
<v Speaker 3>did well. I'll give you a little bravo. I I
<v Speaker 3>like that You're you're adding a little little, little little flavor,
<v Speaker 3>little uh little Caribbean cool uh no pun attendance.
<v Speaker 4>You know you're you're booking well.
<v Speaker 2>I'll say this, Matthew, you inspired me that first time.
<v Speaker 2>You caught me off guard with your Shenanigans where I
<v Speaker 2>do think you cheated because you booked five super shows
<v Speaker 2>and we said, oh, we're gonna do this pay per view,
<v Speaker 2>so like I was not prepared. Uh that been said
<v Speaker 2>at home? Say with me, context is okay. I'm sure
<v Speaker 2>they're sick of hearing it and saying it too. And
<v Speaker 2>let me say this, you know to me, uh, the
<v Speaker 2>Ruthus aggression era that we're you know, passionately fantasizing over
<v Speaker 2>it here really kind of died. Like in two thousand
<v Speaker 2>and eight when Shawn Michael stepped back and he said,
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I love you.
<v Speaker 4>That's what I just did to you to the face.
<v Speaker 4>You're done.
<v Speaker 3>I was wondering if Chelsea took some of my thousand
<v Speaker 3>dollars Broskie Bucks send me your house to try to
<v Speaker 3>like pay you off to take to lose is what
<v Speaker 3>on purpose? To even it out for summer.
<v Speaker 2>Slab No, I mean your summer slimes a lot o
<v Speaker 2>cake walk now, so I hope you can all right
<v Speaker 2>speaks for itself.
<v Speaker 1>Broski, your euroupe. Are you ready?
<v Speaker 3>I am already tell me when we're starting the timer,
<v Speaker 3>Please give me five minutes.
<v Speaker 4>I can't wait for you to botch.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you know what, guys, can I get a pen?
<v Speaker 2>So when I have problems with this, I'm gonna write
<v Speaker 2>notes if I can't interrupt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Broski, I am going to yell the five minutes
<v Speaker 1>no matter what you're doing.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have a counter or timer here just in case, Yes,
<v Speaker 3>just in case there's a little discrepancy. I'd like to
<v Speaker 3>see your timers.
<v Speaker 1>My time, got it perfect? All right, Here we go five, four,
<v Speaker 1>three two one.
<v Speaker 3>All right. Week one, we have a recap video starting
<v Speaker 3>smack Down, a recap of the last pay per view
<v Speaker 3>corruption out comes. Vince McMahon. He says, we've got some
<v Speaker 3>good housekeeping for you. Corruption was a success. Hogan and
<v Speaker 3>Rock they're not even here. They're not even here there
<v Speaker 3>laid out in the hospital also let me let me
<v Speaker 3>talk about a couple of things here. The ECW title
<v Speaker 3>is not official, and the Gemini we took care of
<v Speaker 3>Mick Foley. But tonight there will be a King of
<v Speaker 3>the Ring tournament that starts tonight. Also you'll laughing marks.
<v Speaker 3>Also at the next pay per view Adrenaline, Rocket Hogan,
<v Speaker 3>they're really gonna get put out back because they're taking
<v Speaker 3>on the gem and I and then Vince calls out
<v Speaker 3>the corporate Chain Gang, John Cena and the Gemini out
<v Speaker 3>they come seen as in new gear. He's now wearing
<v Speaker 3>that Chain Gang, that Chain Gang Jersey, the Chain Gang Pennant.
<v Speaker 3>It's an Internet exclusive figure. Sena's on the mic, says
<v Speaker 3>the champions here. He thanks his heaters, Jake and Jesse,
<v Speaker 3>the Gemini. He says, I beat Hogan, I beat the
<v Speaker 3>Rock and Jimini are gonna destroy them. At Adrenaline, he
<v Speaker 3>says he's a man of opportunity, and tonight, by the
<v Speaker 3>end of the night he will pick his opponent for
<v Speaker 3>the next pay per view. Someone who's never had a
<v Speaker 3>title match before out comes Foley. Foley says, listen, he
<v Speaker 3>talked to Matt Cardona, who is the president. Vince is
<v Speaker 3>the GM, but he is the commissioner and that he
<v Speaker 3>likes Vince's idea for Gemini versus Rocket Hogan at a dram,
<v Speaker 3>but he's gonna make a stipulation. If Rack and Hogan
<v Speaker 3>can win, they will take on Sena at SummerSlam and
<v Speaker 3>a triple threat match for the WW Championship also the
<v Speaker 3>ECW title. It's not not official, it's just unsanctioned. And
<v Speaker 3>the man that Vince McMahon screwed at the Last Paper,
<v Speaker 3>New Tommy Dreamer. He will take on John Cena tonight
<v Speaker 3>for the WW title. Have a nice day. We start
<v Speaker 3>with the King of the Ring tournament. First up, it's
<v Speaker 3>RVD wis Striker who by cheating, defeats Matt Hardy. After
<v Speaker 3>the match, they're putting their boots to Matt Hardy. They
<v Speaker 3>set them up for the van Terminator, but out comes
<v Speaker 3>Matt Hardy's real life girlfriend Lina to get in the way.
<v Speaker 3>RVD jumps down him and Striker they just leave. Lida
<v Speaker 3>goes to help up Matt Hardy from behind. It's Christian
<v Speaker 3>with the money in the bank briefcase. He's mounting Matt Hardy,
<v Speaker 3>punching them right to and left, right, and left. Lida
<v Speaker 3>tries to pull off Christian, but Christian accidentally elbows Lida.
<v Speaker 3>Matt goes to check on her, but he gets hit
<v Speaker 3>with the up prettier Christian stands over both of them
<v Speaker 3>with the money in the bank briefcase. Next up, it's Hurricane,
<v Speaker 3>who is the US Champion, and Rosie take on Matt,
<v Speaker 3>Morgan and Kendrick. They got These guys have been in
<v Speaker 3>a nice feud, but Hurricane and Rosie get the win
<v Speaker 3>in this tag match. Up next is Nicky versus Maven.
<v Speaker 3>They can't even get two minutes and outcomes brock Lesner
<v Speaker 3>destroys them. Both gets on the mic says Finley Swaggle.
<v Speaker 3>Here comes the pain. Next up are the new tag
<v Speaker 3>team champions Jared Show, Chris Jericho and the Big Show.
<v Speaker 3>They cut a promo interrupted by the last champions, Canean Rider.
<v Speaker 3>It's hard. It turns into Jericho versus Ryder. The two
<v Speaker 3>big men fight to the back. Jericho cheats to win.
<v Speaker 3>Next up are some men who are in the Kinglering Tournament,
<v Speaker 3>but tonight it will be a tag team match. Longtime
<v Speaker 3>friends Booker T and Goldust take on the Dudley's The
<v Speaker 3>Dudley's get the win after a miscommunication. After the match,
<v Speaker 3>booker tries to help up gold Dust. Goldus is hesitant,
<v Speaker 3>but eventually let's booker help him up. Outcomes Miss with
<v Speaker 3>his you I'm sorry his ECW title with Maurice. He says,
<v Speaker 3>this is the true story of how a reality star
<v Speaker 3>became a real champion. Outcomes fully It says, Okay, mister
<v Speaker 3>reality star, you want to pretend you're your titles official
<v Speaker 3>even though it's unsanctioned. That's fine. At the next pay
<v Speaker 3>per view, Adrenaline, you will take on Tommy Dreamer. But
<v Speaker 3>to get you prepared, every week, you will take on
<v Speaker 3>an extreme superstar who is not on the roster, just
<v Speaker 3>coming in for one night only. These do not cut
<v Speaker 3>as roster spots that night to that Red Flag City
<v Speaker 3>if you have locals. Outcomes balls. Nope, he takes off
<v Speaker 3>balls with Maurice's help.
<v Speaker 1>Miss defeats hold on a second time out. I paused it.
<v Speaker 1>That's Red Flag City fifteen.
<v Speaker 3>If he could have locals for one night only, I'm
<v Speaker 3>using these guys storylines.
<v Speaker 1>Bro he is using. He is the same thing, no name,
<v Speaker 1>you can't even picture who it is. Bully nobody's you
<v Speaker 1>are putting over your guys, utilizing names that people know
<v Speaker 1>of guys.
<v Speaker 2>In the storyline, like you're literally using their name to
<v Speaker 2>pop the house.
<v Speaker 3>They're not, They're just there.
<v Speaker 1>That's that is that's literally that is so hitating.
<v Speaker 3>Well if he's but he's a ruthless aggression, Uh, bootleg
<v Speaker 3>Jabbroni enhancement talent, it's the same thing.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, sure you know what desperate, you're so desperate.
<v Speaker 2>Let's lets le's s this.
<v Speaker 3>Let the people decide.
<v Speaker 1>So you so you're now booking guys that are on
<v Speaker 1>your roster.
<v Speaker 3>No, they're coming in for one night only. Just you know,
<v Speaker 3>don't many of you do all the time? That time
<v Speaker 3>they brought in Jeannetti for the current angle. Uh, I
<v Speaker 3>understand what you're saying. That does not make sense in
<v Speaker 3>the in the rules.
<v Speaker 1>I think you I think you should have.
<v Speaker 3>Asked neither doesn't Neither he didn't ask if he was
<v Speaker 3>gonna use locals.
<v Speaker 1>Local is like a no, it's not even.
<v Speaker 2>They literally don't have an name.
<v Speaker 1>Using they don't have it's like you figure that's like us.
<v Speaker 2>And I even proved you wrong.
<v Speaker 4>There was ruthless figures.
<v Speaker 3>Well to your point, you're bringing somebody in for one night.
<v Speaker 3>I'll bring it something for one night.
<v Speaker 1>Local is a prop as much as an entrance running
<v Speaker 1>a ring post ambulance.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's like Mattel accessories in your figure photography. You
<v Speaker 2>want me call you on that you already did. I'm
<v Speaker 2>just saying, but this is you're literally people your people.
<v Speaker 1>The idea is you're building up you're pushing up your
<v Speaker 1>talent by utilizing guys you don't even have.
<v Speaker 2>And you're using the name. You're literally using the name
<v Speaker 2>of a guy now in your roster to pop your
<v Speaker 2>your show.
<v Speaker 3>That's what that's what WW is done.
<v Speaker 2>Again, you're comparing it to the wrong thing. You're comparing
<v Speaker 2>to the fantasy.
<v Speaker 1>Was a draft if there was unlimited things.
<v Speaker 3>By using ruthless aggressions type figures, not w ruth aggression
<v Speaker 3>figures ed was allowed.
<v Speaker 2>Christy, you you cheated the first time we did this
<v Speaker 2>when you booked five super shows instead of one event.
<v Speaker 3>Hey talk, controversy creates cash. The people at Homer loving
<v Speaker 3>this right now.
<v Speaker 2>Here, scumbags keep going, this is that that was the
<v Speaker 2>bit that might be the that's the hands down biggest
<v Speaker 2>red flag ever in this series.
<v Speaker 1>All Right, are you ready, Mark, I'm speechless. I want
<v Speaker 1>to I want to disallow this what I want to.
<v Speaker 2>Here comes macho man from the grave with a mattel
<v Speaker 2>head on a ruthless body.
<v Speaker 3>Mark. Are we starting this the other one?
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Three? Two, one?
<v Speaker 3>Go all right, and it's the main event. Cena verse Dreamer,
<v Speaker 3>Vince gets involved. It doesn't matter. Dreamer pops Vince off
<v Speaker 3>the apron. He hits the DVD. Oh we gonna have
<v Speaker 3>a new champion. One two, Miss pulls out the referee.
<v Speaker 3>Vince attacks the referee from behind. Vince and Miss they
<v Speaker 3>circle Tommy Dreamer, but Dreamer gets the best from Outcome
<v Speaker 3>the Gemini, laying out Tommy Dreamer. They're putting the boots
<v Speaker 3>to Dreamer. Out comes Commissioner follow with the barbed wire
<v Speaker 3>bat cleaning house until eventually John Cena hits him with
<v Speaker 3>a spinner WWE title. They bring in two tables. Fifteen minutes,
<v Speaker 3>Jim and I hit their double team finisher on. Tommy
<v Speaker 3>threw a table. They're about to hit Foley with the
<v Speaker 3>double team finisher through the table that Vince says no, no, no, no no,
<v Speaker 3>and he points to the announced table and they do
<v Speaker 3>it from inside the ring to the announced table, and
<v Speaker 3>then Vince gets on the mic and says, hey, mcfoley,
<v Speaker 3>your time is up. My time is now. I'll see
<v Speaker 3>you at Adrenaline for the WWE title and show number
<v Speaker 3>one ends.
<v Speaker 2>I could have wrote, so first off, get paper. I
<v Speaker 2>can't believe you're using an eight by ten again. I
<v Speaker 2>I could have wrote so many notes. I stopped myself
<v Speaker 2>for the sake of just completely burying you. Um you
<v Speaker 2>literally jumped on me. Why is Umaca getting a championship
<v Speaker 2>shot at the pay per view? Oh, because he ransacked
<v Speaker 2>the entire roster and hasn't lost. Why is Tommy Dream
<v Speaker 2>getting a title shot on a random TV without doing anything.
<v Speaker 3>Because the past month he was about to win the
<v Speaker 3>ECW title but Vince screwed him. He did win the
<v Speaker 3>title and Vin screwed him and then miss won it back.
<v Speaker 4>And that means that means you get a world title shot.
<v Speaker 3>So so Commissioner Foley is against Vince and says, you
<v Speaker 3>know what, I'm gonna try to screw you. I'm gonna
<v Speaker 3>try to get title me the w title.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, uh, this also bleeds you kind of bled right
<v Speaker 2>into my next question. Matt Cardona, please explain to me
<v Speaker 2>and mister Rattel, what is the difference between a GM,
<v Speaker 2>a president and a commissioner?
<v Speaker 4>Go?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so Matt Cardona is the president.
<v Speaker 4>No, I know who's who?
<v Speaker 3>Right?
<v Speaker 2>What is the difference is what I'm asking.
<v Speaker 3>So he's basically like the president owner, you know what
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, up SmackDown and that he says that Vince
<v Speaker 3>is the general manager. But at the same time Foley
<v Speaker 3>is the commissioner. And how's the hierarchy work? Like who's
<v Speaker 3>who's they are technically listens to who they both have
<v Speaker 3>to listen to Mat Cardona the president slash owner. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>so that's why there's a there's a conflict here. Who
<v Speaker 3>has the power?
<v Speaker 4>Got it?
<v Speaker 2>And my last question, just so let Marc go, I
<v Speaker 2>really love the Gemini's double team finisher. Their double team finisher.
<v Speaker 2>They're double What is this mystery move?
<v Speaker 3>It's like that that tea gimmick move if you could
<v Speaker 3>picture that. I'm not sure what they call it. Yes,
<v Speaker 3>a little more impactful than the blood Oh, I'm.
<v Speaker 2>Gonna tell Harper and Roney said that.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but that's what their double team maneuver is. They
<v Speaker 3>did it through the table in the ring to Tommy,
<v Speaker 3>but then from inside the ring to outside, uh to
<v Speaker 3>mcfoley sina Is. You know, he's a man of opportunity.
<v Speaker 3>Gonna give Foley that shot at adrenaline?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, And what happened with balls? Mahoney?
<v Speaker 3>What happened to balls? Mahony?
<v Speaker 4>Uh? The Marico did you finish that?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Mari Scott, you guys were just yapping, Reese got involved.
<v Speaker 3>Ms made short work at a Balsim mahony. Okay, because
<v Speaker 3>he's basically a local.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you finished that, Yeah I did.
<v Speaker 3>You guys will coming up. He's basically a local whole thing.
<v Speaker 3>He's basically local.
<v Speaker 1>No, you went like after we argued about it, you
<v Speaker 1>went right into the timing dreamer thing.
<v Speaker 3>So so well, the Miz, with help from Maurice, quickly
<v Speaker 3>defeats baltimohoney, because he's basically a local. If we're allowed
<v Speaker 3>to use locals, then we can use locals with names.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, this might have costed for him. Yeah, all right,
<v Speaker 1>we're at fourteen thirty one, buddy, so you went thirty
<v Speaker 1>seconds over.
<v Speaker 3>Okay?
<v Speaker 1>Uh, but but well.
<v Speaker 4>You're actually doing better on time than I thought you would.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I practiced. That's why.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, ready, we're going back in three two one.
<v Speaker 3>Week two outcome the Corporate Chain, Gang and Mis and
<v Speaker 3>Maurice a big promo saying listen, Hogan and Rock not
<v Speaker 3>here and now Foley's not here. So how about this
<v Speaker 3>big tag team match and night in the main event
<v Speaker 3>is gonna be and the Mizz against Tommy Dreamer and
<v Speaker 3>you know what, We're gonna pick Dreamers partner. During the break,
<v Speaker 3>Duce and Domino Cherry come out. Next match. When we
<v Speaker 3>get back the Gem and I just destroy Duce and
<v Speaker 3>Domino with their t gimmick finish. Next up is the
<v Speaker 3>King of the Ring first round match gold Dust versus Christian.
<v Speaker 3>RBD and Striker are watching from backstage. Christian is about
<v Speaker 3>to defeat gold Dust, but Matt Hardy's music's plays and
<v Speaker 3>out comes Lida from the entranceway and Matt Hardy from
<v Speaker 3>behind takes the briefcase. Christian arguing, give me the briefcase.
<v Speaker 3>Give me the briefcase. Matt says okay, he slides it
<v Speaker 3>in the ring. As he goes to pick it up,
<v Speaker 3>Goldust rolls him up one two, three advances in the
<v Speaker 3>King of the Ring. Next up is another King of
<v Speaker 3>the Ring match, Bubba versus Devon. In the first round,
<v Speaker 3>Bubba defeats Devon Dudley in a competitive match with his
<v Speaker 3>new pop up self three D finished sure. After the match,
<v Speaker 3>he goes. He takes a table, he slides it in
<v Speaker 3>the ring. He sets it up and Devon says, do it,
<v Speaker 3>do it, do it, and he puts his partner, Devon
<v Speaker 3>through the table, becoming a single star. Bubba might go
<v Speaker 3>on to win the King of the Ring. Next up
<v Speaker 3>is Brock Lesner. He pretty much destroys Rosie, destroys Rosie.
<v Speaker 3>Rosie puts up a good fight, but Brock pretty much
<v Speaker 3>destroys him. Gets on the mic again, calling out Feemy
<v Speaker 3>and swaggle one more f five to Rosie. Hurricane slides in,
<v Speaker 3>but Brock just back pedals and laughing he doesn't want
<v Speaker 3>to get involved with this. We go to commercial break.
<v Speaker 3>On we're back from commercial break, it's Hurricane without Rosie.
<v Speaker 3>Rosie taking to the back taking on Matt Morgan in
<v Speaker 3>a non title match with Brian Kendrick. Matt Morgan defeats
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane after some cheating for Brian Kendrick. They lay out
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane afterwards, Kendrick puts the title in Matt Morgan's hands.
<v Speaker 3>He holds it over his and then lays it across
<v Speaker 3>the beaten Hurricane. Backstage, receive Goldass and his good friend
<v Speaker 3>Booker t talking about that ah Man they might face
<v Speaker 3>each other in the King of the Ring. Next up
<v Speaker 3>his Big Show with Jericho taking on Kin with Ryder.
<v Speaker 3>The action is all over the place. Eventually, Kine does
<v Speaker 3>defeat the Big Show and now it is the main event,
<v Speaker 3>Sena versus the Miz against Tommy Dreamer and Vince gets
<v Speaker 3>on the mic. It says, listen, I'm gonna listen to
<v Speaker 3>mc foley. So every week Mis has to take on
<v Speaker 3>an ECW guy who's not under contract for one night only. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>so that's gonna be Tommy's partner. Tonight out comes Nunzio.
<v Speaker 3>Nun Zero comes out to team up with Tommy Dreamer.
<v Speaker 3>Heat on Nunzo Big hot tag to Dreamer. Dreamer eventually
<v Speaker 3>gets cut off. Sena in control, but miss tags himself
<v Speaker 3>back in. Mis and Sena are arguing. Mis goes to
<v Speaker 3>pick up Dreamer, roll up to the Miss one two three,
<v Speaker 3>nun Zo and Dreamer win Big Celebration, but then Dyd
<v Speaker 3>destroyed by the Gemini and Sina laying them all out.
<v Speaker 3>Miss you know, raising arms with the Gemini. Jim and
<v Speaker 3>I turn around, double clothes line the miss miss is
<v Speaker 3>not in corporate Uh is not in the chape the
<v Speaker 3>corporate chain gang. So the show ends with Johnson in
<v Speaker 3>a standing tall with vincick Man and the Gemini. Show's over.
<v Speaker 2>So missus still a heel or is that a baby turn?
<v Speaker 3>Uh No, it's it's more like Missus is a heel,
<v Speaker 3>but like he's like an annoying heel. Gem and I said,
<v Speaker 3>you're not with us, kid, He's like patting him on
<v Speaker 3>the back, raising their arms. They just turn around, double
<v Speaker 3>clothes line them, say get out of here.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, any other questions, I'll let that one just be.
<v Speaker 2>I guess Mark, you.
<v Speaker 1>Just on your phone the whole time here, I was
<v Speaker 1>taking notes, but Brian.
<v Speaker 3>Just astracting and distracting to do this while you're on
<v Speaker 3>your phone the whole time.
<v Speaker 2>It looks like Mark's going through like Tinder while you're talking.
<v Speaker 3>He's he's taking ose. What are your notes?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Brian asked the question. So I'm good.
<v Speaker 3>Tell's your only question. Yes, all right, we're ready.
<v Speaker 1>For plus I'm trying. Like I said, I'm not trying
<v Speaker 1>to sway anything. I'm here watching the time. This is
<v Speaker 1>the other thing that I'm doing on my phone. You
<v Speaker 1>have ten fifty two by the way left, so you
<v Speaker 1>made up some time and I'm and I don't want
<v Speaker 1>to ask.
<v Speaker 3>Anything Week three, guys, I don't.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to ask any questions that could sway anybody,
<v Speaker 1>or ask any questions that could sound like I'm being judgmental.
<v Speaker 3>We know who side you're on, Mark, you don't have
<v Speaker 3>to say it. We already done.
<v Speaker 4>Come on, you sucks, brosk.
<v Speaker 3>It's just way better than yours.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, were ready for Week three five four, three two one.
<v Speaker 3>Foley is back and he's back to make things right,
<v Speaker 3>he says. The Kingler Ring will continue tonight for those
<v Speaker 3>who don't know. So far, RVD has advanced gold Dust
<v Speaker 3>Bubba and then the last match will happen tonight when
<v Speaker 3>Booker t takes on Kendrick. Also, the Miz will be
<v Speaker 3>in action and there will be a fatal five way
<v Speaker 3>women's match tonight for the women's title. Also, there will
<v Speaker 3>be a number one contender twenty man Royal Rumble. The
<v Speaker 3>winner will take on John Cena next week on SmackDown
<v Speaker 3>and and Hogan is still injured at home, but the
<v Speaker 3>Rock is back tonight and tonight you will see the
<v Speaker 3>Rock and Sock connection taken on the Gemini in the
<v Speaker 3>main event. Next up, we have the Big twenty man
<v Speaker 3>Royal Rumble. I'm not gonna get into everyone who's in
<v Speaker 3>here or everything that happens, but at one point, while
<v Speaker 3>Brock Lesner is destroying people in the ring ten nine A, seven, six, five, four,
<v Speaker 3>three two one Finley's music play. We haven't seen Finley
<v Speaker 3>and Hornswaggle since the last Payer re view. Hornswaggle comes
<v Speaker 3>out and Finley attacks Brock from behind with the Chile Ally.
<v Speaker 3>They both go over the top and fight all all
<v Speaker 3>the way to the back. The last five in this
<v Speaker 3>match are The Big Show, Kane, Matt Morgan, Bubba, Ray Dudley,
<v Speaker 3>and the Hurricane. A lot of the storylines have been
<v Speaker 3>progressed in this match. The Hurricane dumps out Bubba and
<v Speaker 3>the other three. The three Big Men, Big Show, Kane,
<v Speaker 3>and Morgan are all fighting by the ropes. Hurricane comes over.
<v Speaker 3>He's such a superhero with super human strength, eliminates all
<v Speaker 3>three at once. He's going on to take on John
<v Speaker 3>c in the next week US Champ versus w w
<v Speaker 3>E Champ. Now we see a backstage with Matt Hardy
<v Speaker 3>wishing leda luck in this fatal five way match. He
<v Speaker 3>kiss her goodbye as she walks off. Christian attacks Matt Hardy,
<v Speaker 3>but Lyda has no idea. Next up, it is the
<v Speaker 3>fatal five way match for the women's title. Cherry versus
<v Speaker 3>Maurice versus Victoria versus Lyda vers Trisch. This is elimination match.
<v Speaker 3>Maurice starts the match before the bell rings. Mis gives
<v Speaker 3>Maurice a kick, Dingy ding bell RINCHI turns around check
<v Speaker 3>kick by Trish. Maurice is a limit. Dus and Domino
<v Speaker 3>with Cherry trying to convince Cherry to go to the
<v Speaker 3>top rope. But she's nervous. She's nervous. She's arguing. Both
<v Speaker 3>Dus and Domino in comes Trician that little her karana
<v Speaker 3>thing she does, hits Cherry one two three, She's out.
<v Speaker 3>Uh later on reversing getting out of the widow's peak
<v Speaker 3>from Victoria. Chick kick one two three, trishavan eliminate everybody
<v Speaker 3>and we're down to the final two. Lida and Trish.
<v Speaker 3>These best friends are at it, but Lida hits the
<v Speaker 3>twist of feet. She goes up top of the mood salt.
<v Speaker 3>Christian runs out with the briefcase, gets on the apron
<v Speaker 3>with the briefcase. Lida drops down the referee. Everyone just
<v Speaker 3>arguing uh. Christian gets slapped in the face by Lyda.
<v Speaker 3>As he gets slacked, he kicks in the briefcase. The
<v Speaker 3>referees arguing with Christian. Trish picks up the briefcase, doesn't
<v Speaker 3>know what to do, hits Lida in the back. Lida
<v Speaker 3>turns around on her knees. Why Trish, why chick kick?
<v Speaker 3>While on her knees, picks her up. Statisfaction one, two three,
<v Speaker 3>new Women's champion and Trish and Christian make out in
<v Speaker 3>the middle of ther with the women's title and the
<v Speaker 3>money in the bank. Next up is a King of
<v Speaker 3>the Ring match, Booker T vers Kendrick Booker. T defeats Kendrick.
<v Speaker 3>Matt Morgan slides into to try to beat a Booker,
<v Speaker 3>but Booker rolls out gold Dust. His buddy backs him
<v Speaker 3>up meets him on the ramp. Now we have a
<v Speaker 3>miz promo. He's furious that that corporate change kicked him out.
<v Speaker 3>He's furious about Maurice. He's gonna take it out on
<v Speaker 3>the next ECW guy who's only here for one night,
<v Speaker 3>doesn't have a contract guy, And outcomes Big Stevie Cool
<v Speaker 3>Stevie Richards. The Miz defeats Stevie Richards really quick because
<v Speaker 3>these guys are basically like locals. He goes to smash
<v Speaker 3>a chair over Stevie Richards injured surgically repaired neck outcomes
<v Speaker 3>dropped Tommy Druper for the save Miz powders and now
<v Speaker 3>it's the main event, the Gemini versus the Rock and
<v Speaker 3>Sock connection. Before the match starts, out comes Vincent Man
<v Speaker 3>and he says that tonight there will be a special
<v Speaker 3>guest referee and that's job Sina, and if you touch
<v Speaker 3>the referee, you're fired in this match. The Rock and
<v Speaker 3>mcfoley hit a double people's elbow on one of the Gemini,
<v Speaker 3>but here's John Cena with that one to all his
<v Speaker 3>shoulder hearts doesn't hit the three count. Rock and Sena
<v Speaker 3>are getting in his face. Sina says, if you hit me,
<v Speaker 3>you're fired. The Gemini come in with chairs, but Sina
<v Speaker 3>pretends he doesn't see it. They're just laying him out
<v Speaker 3>with chairs. Sena does the you can't see me like
<v Speaker 3>you can't see this going down with the chairs. The
<v Speaker 3>big finish on the rock, nice dramatic slope count one
<v Speaker 3>two three, adding insult to injury. The Gemini defeat the
<v Speaker 3>Rock and mcfoley. Then they take those two steel chairs,
<v Speaker 3>they set them up side by side and hit the
<v Speaker 3>big finish on Nick Foley. Through the two chairs. The
<v Speaker 3>corporate chain gang are dominating back down and the end
<v Speaker 3>the show standing tall.
<v Speaker 1>I think that we need uh I five thirty five
<v Speaker 1>by the way, I think that we need a Gemini
<v Speaker 1>shirt on ours and you better rock that thing every day.
<v Speaker 2>Um yeah, that's baffling.
<v Speaker 3>Tore the heaters building stars Royal.
<v Speaker 2>Was that a Royal rumble or a Battle Royal?
<v Speaker 3>A twenty man Royal rumble?
<v Speaker 2>So that's your second Royal rumble in three months of
<v Speaker 2>television less than three months of television.
<v Speaker 4>Technically, just trying to clarify that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, technically, yes, Okay, I'm treating this almost like a
<v Speaker 3>video game, you know what I'm saying.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm not, but okay, okay, all right, all right,
<v Speaker 4>any other questions, No, I'll let you go.
<v Speaker 1>Remaining Week four, five thirty five, hold on five thirty five.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me know on that to one please, okay.
<v Speaker 1>Got your baby? One two three, two, one, three to one.
<v Speaker 3>The corporate chain gang had been dominated backdown Vince, the
<v Speaker 3>Gemini and the WWE champion John Cena. Tonight, John Cena
<v Speaker 3>will take on the Hurricane just for the ww Championship,
<v Speaker 3>but right now it's gonna be Rosie versus the Gemini
<v Speaker 3>and a handicap match, and if Hurricane gets involved, he
<v Speaker 3>loses his WWE title opportunity. The Gemini hit the big
<v Speaker 3>finish on Rosie, not once, not twice. Hurricane runs out.
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't want to get involved. It's basically it's almost
<v Speaker 3>like he's throwing in the invincible towel. He doesn't want
<v Speaker 3>to do it. But one last finish one two three,
<v Speaker 3>they defeat Rosie. Hurricane slides in Vince. He just says,
<v Speaker 3>leave him and they're laughing off. Next up, it's the
<v Speaker 3>guys who are in the semi finals of the King
<v Speaker 3>of the Ring tournament, but in a tag team match,
<v Speaker 3>Bubba and RVD with Striker take on Booker T and
<v Speaker 3>gold Dust. Booker T and Goldust lose after another miscommunication,
<v Speaker 3>gold Us pushes Booker t and leaves. Next up is
<v Speaker 3>a big promo Christian in his nice long sleeve dress
<v Speaker 3>shirt with his briefcase, and Trish the women's champion, cutting
<v Speaker 3>the promo makeout city all day long until Matt and
<v Speaker 3>Leeda come out and they set up a challenge for
<v Speaker 3>a mixed tag team match at Adrenaline and Christian and
<v Speaker 3>Trish Except outcomes MS and Maurice MS with that ECW title,
<v Speaker 3>saying ECW sucks. Look at these guys, they're all basically
<v Speaker 3>locals and jobbers and Jabroni's. He's been beating them all,
<v Speaker 3>just like he's gonna beat down Tommy Dreamer next month,
<v Speaker 3>but next week. Sorry, out comes Taz. Now, Taz is
<v Speaker 3>in his suit. He's in his suit. He says, listen, kid, listen.
<v Speaker 3>You have no respect for the business. You have no
<v Speaker 3>respect for Tommy Dreamer. Beat him if you can, but
<v Speaker 3>survive if he lets you. Because I got Tommy Dreamers back. Well,
<v Speaker 3>miss Is, why don't you put your money where your
<v Speaker 3>mouth is to fight me tonight? Tazad I can't do that.
<v Speaker 3>I have a surgically repaired neck. I can't do that.
<v Speaker 3>I'm retired. Dream Murray even comes Usa as Taz Taz
<v Speaker 3>don't do it. Miss finally provokes him. The bell rings,
<v Speaker 3>tas Plex, tas Plex, task Plex, Taz mission Miss, oh
<v Speaker 3>God low blow. The referee didn't see it, she was
<v Speaker 3>he was distracted by Maurice skull crushing finale one two three,
<v Speaker 3>Miss leaves Tommy rolls in he helps his friend Taz up.
<v Speaker 3>It will be uh Tommy Dreamer versus Miss with the
<v Speaker 3>the e CW title on the line and the respect
<v Speaker 3>of ECW next month at or next week at Adrenaline.
<v Speaker 3>We also know that it will be Kane and Rider
<v Speaker 3>taking on Jeri's show at Adrenaline, and Finley and Hornswoggle
<v Speaker 3>versus Brock. So we will see Caine, Rider and Finley
<v Speaker 3>take on Jericho Brock and uh and uh Jericho Brock,
<v Speaker 3>who's the other guy? Jesus a big show in a
<v Speaker 3>six man right now? Uh double that big double team
<v Speaker 3>canan rider that U say doesn't work with the chokes
<v Speaker 3>lamens of the rough rider on Jericho one two three,
<v Speaker 3>Hornswoggle goes to shake Rider's hand. The rider knows there's
<v Speaker 3>Dudo Chalco on there, so give us a toa and
<v Speaker 3>now it's John Cena versus the Hurricane. Obviously, Rosie is
<v Speaker 3>nowhere to be fad because he got laid up by
<v Speaker 3>the Gemini. The bell's about to ring. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 3>out comes Vince. He says that both titles, both titles
<v Speaker 3>are on the line here. Eventually, hard Thought match from
<v Speaker 3>the Hurricane, but John Cena catches across body rolls through
<v Speaker 3>fu one two three. Oh my god, he is now
<v Speaker 3>the WWE and the United States Champion. They are putting
<v Speaker 3>the boots to Hurricane. Out comes Foley to make the save.
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, o't come to Gemini. Now it's getting even
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, owt comes the Rock. But the corporate
<v Speaker 3>chain gang are putting the boost all of them. Wait
<v Speaker 3>a minute, hold, Cogan is back. Oh Cogan is back.
<v Speaker 3>Clean's House. The show ends with Hogan, Boley, Rock helping
<v Speaker 3>up the Hurricane. Hogan, Boley and Rock's head and tall.
<v Speaker 3>We'll see you next week on pay per view. See
<v Speaker 3>it next week. Try to end.
<v Speaker 1>One left so good job, Oh wow, good thing you practiced.
<v Speaker 1>So your guy who's not on the roster cut a promo.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I I literally have oh ms has no respect
<v Speaker 2>for e c W. Huh well, Matt Cardona has no
<v Speaker 2>respect for the fantasy fig rules.
<v Speaker 3>If I could deduct promo James Elsworth as a localist
<v Speaker 3>cut promos.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, there's been a lot of Look Johnny
<v Speaker 2>Silver sang to ride back one time, which there he goes.
<v Speaker 3>You've just proved my point.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.
<v Speaker 1>Any other questions, Uh, you're surprises.
<v Speaker 2>They're all still on the table. Huh By.
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys want to hear by a pay per
<v Speaker 3>view lined up? Or no?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I went well I wanted to from Brian.
<v Speaker 2>But if you're telling the stories of what's going on there,
<v Speaker 2>they're all there.
<v Speaker 1>And I like it as like a little reminder. It's like, look,
<v Speaker 1>I've been watching ww TV all week, but I love
<v Speaker 1>the countdown where they tell you.
<v Speaker 4>It's can I try to do it.
<v Speaker 2>Shows No, I try to say the card Okay, go ahead,
<v Speaker 2>Sina and I know. Sorry Rock and Hogan against the Gemini.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Uh, it's storyline wise, you're not best that. It's
<v Speaker 3>not about it's not about Dave Meltzer star ratings. It's
<v Speaker 3>about I got Summer Slam is on the lot.
<v Speaker 2>It has neither, it has nothing does uh? That's one
<v Speaker 2>uh fit And so I go against Brock. Yeah, it's
<v Speaker 2>miss and Dreamer with them with I'm sure I run
<v Speaker 2>in by every ECW ruthless guy. Uh is it?
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Cardona and Caine against Jerishow against Jerishow and my halfway there.
<v Speaker 3>Christian and Trish against Lyda and Matt, the rest of
<v Speaker 3>the King.
<v Speaker 2>Of the Ring, the whole rest of the King of
<v Speaker 2>the Ring.
<v Speaker 3>Well it's only it's only semis and finals.
<v Speaker 2>So it's three matches, okay, and then.
<v Speaker 3>And then John Cena against Commissioner Foley for the W title.
<v Speaker 4>Okay.
<v Speaker 3>So first we at Adrenaline before the show starts, we
<v Speaker 3>have the free for All. It's Hurricane and Rosie. Not
<v Speaker 3>a good month for him. It started off hot last month.
<v Speaker 3>They won the US title or Hurricane won it. Now
<v Speaker 3>they take on Matt, Matt Morgan and Kendrick, and Matt
<v Speaker 3>Morgan's pretty pissed because if you're following storyline, it seemed
<v Speaker 3>like Matt Morgan was going to get an opportunity for
<v Speaker 3>the US title. This match breaks down a very competitive match,
<v Speaker 3>all four guys in the ring. Kendrick has Hurricane and
<v Speaker 3>that sliced bread, but hurric pushes him over, so Kendrick
<v Speaker 3>lands on his feet, throws a big clothesline. Hurricane ducks
<v Speaker 3>hits the rope cross body. They both go over. Rosie
<v Speaker 3>is feeding up in the corner. Matt Morgan charges for
<v Speaker 3>a big shoulder tackle to the gut. Rosie moves out
<v Speaker 3>of the way. Matt Morgan posts himself almost moving the ring,
<v Speaker 3>turns around to this spinout slam. Rosie tags in the Hurricane.
<v Speaker 3>Now Rosie sits on the top rope. Hurricane climbs the
<v Speaker 3>top rope and then jumps on Rosi's shoulders for a
<v Speaker 3>big double team splash. One to three. Hurricane and Rosie
<v Speaker 3>are victorious in this kickoff match, and up next there's
<v Speaker 3>still time Totter, WWE Smack Dad Presents Adrenaline and this
<v Speaker 3>I will fully disclose I stole from Brian Myers, Mister
<v Speaker 3>Bare Minimum and now, but Matt Cardona and WWE smack
<v Speaker 3>On Present Adrenaline all walked up to Adrenaline. The song
<v Speaker 3>is almost over by Limp Biscuit off their new album
<v Speaker 3>that nobody bought. But it's a great City.
<v Speaker 2>Brutal all right. So the opening contest of this pay
<v Speaker 2>per view Limp Biscuit in the mid two thousands.
<v Speaker 4>Was there not in the budget for that for the
<v Speaker 4>album that.
<v Speaker 3>That that you know, Limp Biscus trying to get over again,
<v Speaker 3>but it just didn't take off with this album. I
<v Speaker 3>had the album. I love this album. It's a green album.
<v Speaker 3>Fred durstleg screaming on it. Anyway. The first match of
<v Speaker 3>the night is Jake and Jesse the Gemini taking on
<v Speaker 3>the Rock and Hogan.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>The Gemini hit their double big man finish on Hogan
<v Speaker 3>one two ho get kicks out, O, get kicks out.
<v Speaker 3>He starts hulking up the Gemini or punching Hogan. Both
<v Speaker 3>the Gemini in comes the Rock. They're both punching the
<v Speaker 3>Gemini back, both punching back doubles shoot off. Hogan with
<v Speaker 3>the big boot, Rock with a spinebuster. Oh no oh no,
<v Speaker 3>Rock stands tall. He takes off that elbow, hits the
<v Speaker 3>people's elbow on Jake. Holgan hits the rope. HiT's the
<v Speaker 3>big leg odd Jesse one two three Rocket, Hogan beat
<v Speaker 3>the Gemini and they're going a summer slat that take God.
<v Speaker 3>John Cena for the w w A Championship. You look confused.
<v Speaker 3>Big win, big win right there, Big big win for
<v Speaker 3>the returning Hogan and Rock. Next up is a King
<v Speaker 3>of the Ring semi finals match Booker T versus a
<v Speaker 3>Bubba Dudley.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Booker goes for that scissor kick, but Bubba steps out
<v Speaker 3>of the way, hooks in that Bubba bomb. Booker elbows out,
<v Speaker 3>goes for the bookend. Bubba elbows out, pushes him in
<v Speaker 3>push up cutter one to kick out. Bubba can't believe it.
<v Speaker 3>He cannot believe it. He puts Booker between his legs.
<v Speaker 3>He puts them up for a power bomb. Booker reverses
<v Speaker 3>it into a sunset flip one two three. Booker T
<v Speaker 3>is advancing into the finals. The referee raises Booker's hand,
<v Speaker 3>but Bubba just chop blocks Booker. Oh my god, almost
<v Speaker 3>breaks his leg. What a what an asshole bully moved
<v Speaker 3>by Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba just just laying out Booker
<v Speaker 3>and walking off. Next, we're backstage with Vince McMahon yelling
<v Speaker 3>at the Gemini. You rowing that you road roade Jim
<v Speaker 3>and I said they will, they will make things right. Up.
<v Speaker 3>Next is the next King of the Ring semi finals match,
<v Speaker 3>gold Dust against RVD, with striker RVD on the top
<v Speaker 3>of the five star frog Splash. Gold Dust puts up
<v Speaker 3>the knees. He hooks him up for the curtain call,
<v Speaker 3>but Striker gets on the apron. He drops RVD down.
<v Speaker 3>He holds Striker by the tie. He's about to punch him.
<v Speaker 3>RD goes for a spinning picture a pandaminated with no chair,
<v Speaker 3>Goldus moves out of the way. He now Striker. Gold
<v Speaker 3>Us hooks up gold RVD in the curtain call. One
<v Speaker 3>two three, Oh my God, It's gonna be best friends
<v Speaker 3>and tag team partners. Gold Dust versus Booker T in
<v Speaker 3>the finals of the King of the Returnament. Next up,
<v Speaker 3>it's Jerry Show, Big Show and Chris Jericho, the tag
<v Speaker 3>team champions, taking on Ryder and Kane. The match breaks down,
<v Speaker 3>Caine is in control. Eventually tags in Ryder. They're gonna
<v Speaker 3>do the big double team maneuver. The choke slam rough
<v Speaker 3>Rider out of nowhere. Big Show with that knockout punch
<v Speaker 3>to Caine. Ryder perch on the second rope, hits the
<v Speaker 3>ultimate rough rider on the Big Show, but he turns around.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, the Colt breaker by Jericho. One two three.
<v Speaker 3>Jericho and Big Show retained the tag team titles. Kine
<v Speaker 3>is helping his friend up, help him ride up. Oh
<v Speaker 3>my god, too stone to Stone to rider, too Stone
<v Speaker 3>to rider.
<v Speaker 5>Why would he do that? Oh my god?
<v Speaker 3>Kane, Kane dragging Rider by the head all the way up,
<v Speaker 3>all the way up the ref to the stage. He's
<v Speaker 3>not gonna do it.
<v Speaker 5>Don't do it, don't do it.
<v Speaker 3>Kate chokes slam, choke slap off the stage to Rider,
<v Speaker 3>choke slam off the stage to his tag Tea partner.
<v Speaker 2>Hy k Why why k Why?
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Mark you laughing?
<v Speaker 1>Uh?
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Brock Lesnar taking on Finley and horn
<v Speaker 3>Swoggle in a handicap match. If you don't remember, it's
<v Speaker 3>a Belfast brawl last month where Brock defeated Finley and
<v Speaker 3>then laid out destroyed Swaggle.
<v Speaker 7>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Nice back and fourth match. Finley is aggressive. Brock to
<v Speaker 3>hit Finley with the the F five, but Finley's feet
<v Speaker 3>hit the ref. The repens not quite knocked out, but
<v Speaker 3>days for a second. In comes Swaggle with the Chilelly
<v Speaker 3>a long blow to Brock. He drops down Finley. Finley
<v Speaker 3>grabs the chile nails Brock two times in the head.
<v Speaker 3>The second time it cracks the schilelly Brock all Days
<v Speaker 3>falls right into Findley's arm into that tufted cross kryptonite crunch,
<v Speaker 3>but Finley points to the top rope. He points the top.
<v Speaker 3>Suaggle climbs up. He helps him up. Todd Paul splash.
<v Speaker 3>Finley drops on top of Swaggle, on top of Brock
<v Speaker 3>one two three, Finley at Swaggle defeat brock Lessner. Next up,
<v Speaker 3>we are backstage. The Gemini absolutely destroy Rock and Hogan,
<v Speaker 3>the men who they lost to earlier in the evening,
<v Speaker 3>the man who will take on John Cena at SummerSlam.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer versus the Mizz
<v Speaker 3>for that uncessioned ECW title to even come out of
<v Speaker 3>that ECW Little Ramp Dreamer versus Miss back and forth
<v Speaker 3>Extreme Action. Dreamer eventually has Mis up in that DVD.
<v Speaker 3>In comes Maurice with the ECW title. He drops Mis,
<v Speaker 3>grabs Maurice big pile driver to Maurice, turns around Miss
<v Speaker 3>Nailson with the title. One two three, The Miz defeats
<v Speaker 3>Tommy Dreamer. The Miz defeats Tommy Dreamer, still the ECW champion,
<v Speaker 3>but he's just laying out Dreamer laying out Dreamer. He
<v Speaker 3>is pissed. He put his hands on Miss's girlfriend. Now
<v Speaker 3>of the title nail over the title, nail with the title.
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, Oh no, it can't be, it can't be.
<v Speaker 3>It's a sad bad. It's a sad bad. He's officially
<v Speaker 3>on the raster. The sad Man coming from the oud.
<v Speaker 3>He cracks the beard can over his head. He comes
<v Speaker 3>down the ring, hops over the barricade. He's got the
<v Speaker 3>Singapore cane. He nails Miss nails Miss again, the white
<v Speaker 3>Russian leg sweep one last shot. The names is powderin,
<v Speaker 3>Miss Maurice powdering. Tommy Dreamer is getting helped up by
<v Speaker 3>the sad Man. The Sandman reaches into his pocket. He's
<v Speaker 3>got two more beers. He gets with the Tommy. They cheers,
<v Speaker 3>and now it's time for them to both chunk bears
<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the ring. It's the sad Man,
<v Speaker 3>It's Tommy Dreamer, it's c W all right, that was
<v Speaker 3>one surprise. He's officially on the roster. Sandman. Uh. Next
<v Speaker 3>up is Christian and Tris Stratis. Now keep in mind,
<v Speaker 3>Christian is the money in the bank briefcase holder, and
<v Speaker 3>Trish is the Women's Champion. They take on Lida and
<v Speaker 3>Matt great back and forth match. The referee kind of
<v Speaker 3>letting some rules slide here with the inner gender stuff.
<v Speaker 3>Christian is about to beat Matt Hardy with the on prettier,
<v Speaker 3>but he's facing the babyface corner. Lida's on top with
<v Speaker 3>Alida conrada saving Matt. Hardy in comes Trish goes for
<v Speaker 3>that chick kick on Trish. She drops out of the way,
<v Speaker 3>ducks out, kicks in the gun twist the fate. Oh
<v Speaker 3>my god, Christian hooks her. Christian He's gonna on pretty Alita,
<v Speaker 3>but as she gets spun, Matt Hardy meets him kick
<v Speaker 3>in the gut twist the Fate. One two three, Leda
<v Speaker 3>and Matt Hardy defeat Christian and Trish Stratis. Next up,
<v Speaker 3>it's the King of the Rang Finals Booker T verse
<v Speaker 3>gold Dust Uh Booker T. Keep in mind, these guys
<v Speaker 3>are best friends, have had uh you know, their sharef
<v Speaker 3>prowls in the past couple of weeks. Booker T is
<v Speaker 3>lipping to the ring after Bubba viciously attacked him and
<v Speaker 3>chopped locked him earlier in the night. Nice back and
<v Speaker 3>forth match. Gold Dust has Booker t up in the
<v Speaker 3>curtain call. Booker tries to you know, backflip to reverse,
<v Speaker 3>but as he lands, he he tweaks his knee. He's down,
<v Speaker 3>He's down. He goes to the corner. He's selling hard.
<v Speaker 3>He's selling hard. The referee trying to get in the way.
<v Speaker 3>Gold is going to see if he's okay. Oh this,
<v Speaker 3>it's not looking good for Booker.
<v Speaker 2>T it's just not looking good for Booker.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Booker rolls out of the ring. Uh, kind of by
<v Speaker 3>the announced table area. Gold Dust going to checking him.
<v Speaker 3>He says, referee, call for call for for more help.
<v Speaker 3>The referee turns his back to call for more help,
<v Speaker 3>but Booker t hits him with the crowd. Booker t
<v Speaker 3>hits him with the crowd. What are you doing, Booker?
<v Speaker 3>He's shaking his knee. It was here was playing possum.
<v Speaker 3>Here was playing possum. He gold dust in. He rolls
<v Speaker 3>the crowd in scissors kick.
<v Speaker 5>One, two three. Here is owinner and new king of
<v Speaker 5>the ring. Booker T.
<v Speaker 3>Booker is putting the boots to gold Dust. He puts
<v Speaker 3>the crown on his head and he says.
<v Speaker 5>All hell, King Booker.
<v Speaker 3>He keeps putting the boost of gold Dust. He keeps
<v Speaker 3>putting the boost of goldus.
<v Speaker 5>Who is jumping the rail.
<v Speaker 3>It's Cony Rhodes, It's Cony Roads. Cony Roads saves his brother,
<v Speaker 3>Dustin saves his brother, Dustin Booker t potterin Cody helping
<v Speaker 3>his brother gold Dust, helping him up. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 3>see it if he's okay, Wait a.
<v Speaker 5>Minute, cross Roads, cross Roads. He just turn he just
<v Speaker 5>turn his back on his brother.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Cody Roads standing over a fallen gold Dust.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Cody, did you do that to your brother? Unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>We go backstage mcfoley, Commissioner Foley in his trademark flannel,
<v Speaker 3>getting ready for his big WWE World title opportunity. But
<v Speaker 3>out of nowhere the Gemini layout mcfoley. They lay him out,
<v Speaker 3>They beat him up, they rip them off, just rip
<v Speaker 3>him apart, rip him the shreds, and they throw him
<v Speaker 3>some room and shut the door. What's gonna happen?
<v Speaker 6>Now?
<v Speaker 3>It's time for the main event. It is time for
<v Speaker 3>the main event of the evening. Out comes Vince McMahon
<v Speaker 3>doing the patnid uh, you know, the Vince walk. He's
<v Speaker 3>all cocky, he says, introducing first your double champion John Cina.
<v Speaker 3>John Cena now comes out with both Spinner titles, a
<v Speaker 3>Spinner WWE, a Spinner United States. Oh my god, the
<v Speaker 3>Gemini are behind them. They're all laughs, all smiles. This
<v Speaker 3>is not going to go well for the state of
<v Speaker 3>the WWE. Vince McMahon says, you know, we obviously we
<v Speaker 3>saw mcfoley. He just got attacked, he got locked in
<v Speaker 3>this room. If if we don't see mcfoley trying to
<v Speaker 3>make his way to the ring in the next ten seconds,
<v Speaker 3>he will forfeit and we will have a current champion
<v Speaker 3>of John Cena and a winner. So we do the
<v Speaker 3>countdown ten nine, eight, seven, six, five four three. What
<v Speaker 3>is going on here? What is going on here? The
<v Speaker 3>camera goes to that room that the Gemini threw him in.
<v Speaker 5>That wasn't any room. That was the Royal room, the
<v Speaker 5>boiler room.
<v Speaker 3>That outcomes mcfoley, Internet exclusive, not a classic Superstar.
<v Speaker 5>It's a loophole. It's a loophole. Outcomes mad Kid. It's
<v Speaker 5>mad Kind and he's not alone.
<v Speaker 3>He's got his grapple gear three boiler room mayhem weapons.
<v Speaker 3>He's got the ladder, he's got the pipe, he's got
<v Speaker 3>the shopping carts. The cat Beach is doing the swallowing
<v Speaker 3>motion in the ring. Let's you see his jugular You
<v Speaker 3>see him swallow outcomes make the Gemini meet him at
<v Speaker 3>the ramp, but he lays him out the pipe, lays
<v Speaker 3>him out the ladder. Jim and I are out cold.
<v Speaker 3>It's now Mankind against John Cena for the WWE Championship,
<v Speaker 3>sting ning ning All right, here we go Mankind against
<v Speaker 3>John Sena. A I'm losing my voice here a hard
<v Speaker 3>for thought, back and forth match. Eventually they're on the floor.
<v Speaker 3>Eventually they're on the floor. Sena has up Mick Foley.
<v Speaker 3>He's gonna fu him through the announceable, but Folly with
<v Speaker 3>the man of a claw, the Man of Cly's reversing out.
<v Speaker 3>He's reversing out. Sina is unconscious now.
<v Speaker 5>On the table.
<v Speaker 3>Mankind looks up, he looks up to the top rope.
<v Speaker 3>He gets on the apron and he sits on that
<v Speaker 3>top rope. He's about to hit that trademark elbow right
<v Speaker 3>through Sena's heart, through the table. But the Gemini it's
<v Speaker 3>like it's like a blockade. They're blocking, they're blocking Manki
<v Speaker 3>from jumping and from behind, Vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 5>Hits man Kai with a chair.
<v Speaker 3>Sina gets pulled off the table. He climbs up. He
<v Speaker 3>repositions mcfoley, who's already on top. He climbs up. He's
<v Speaker 3>standing on the second rope. On Fu from the second
<v Speaker 3>rope all the way through the announced table. The referee
<v Speaker 3>comes out to check on mcfoley, check on Mankind, Steve,
<v Speaker 3>He's okay.
<v Speaker 5>Vince says, count, damn it count.
<v Speaker 3>The ref won't do it, Say no, it's not it's
<v Speaker 3>not a false can anywhere match. Vince says it is
<v Speaker 3>now and knocks him out, knocks out the referee. See
<v Speaker 3>that covers Mankind. Vince grabs Earl Hebner's lip hand one,
<v Speaker 3>two three. Here is your winner and still w W
<v Speaker 3>E Champion Janina and the show goes off the air
<v Speaker 3>with Vince McMahon, then Jimini and the US and w
<v Speaker 3>W champion John cen Uh. Corporate corruption continues here and Adrenaline,
<v Speaker 3>the chain Gang, the corporate chain gag are taken over.
<v Speaker 5>What happened.
<v Speaker 3>Next week's back down next month, It's not Summerside.
<v Speaker 5>Whoa huh, Big Heat, Big Heat.
<v Speaker 1>I thoroughly enjoyed the surprises both surprises leading to the
<v Speaker 1>thing and and then the mankind very clever use of
<v Speaker 1>the of the grabbing of the classic because whatever you
<v Speaker 1>got Mikefoli and you can use his different gear and stuff.
<v Speaker 1>So I think that's really neat and the music, but
<v Speaker 1>it's not.
<v Speaker 3>It's not a classic Superstar. I'sign classic Superstar.
<v Speaker 4>I know what you're doing with that.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm just gonna say this because I want it
<v Speaker 2>to be said. If I did that, you would freak
<v Speaker 2>out because we were supposed to We were supposed to
<v Speaker 2>clarify what figure and what version of the guy we're using.
<v Speaker 2>And if it was said we said outfit changes, not
<v Speaker 2>character changes, that was definitely say.
<v Speaker 3>First of all, I had this in my back pocket
<v Speaker 3>for weeks that I we can find the recording. I
<v Speaker 3>got you to say, you said it odd record all
<v Speaker 3>versions of the guy in any character.
<v Speaker 1>I'm on this.
<v Speaker 2>I thought it had to be set as I'm saying,
<v Speaker 2>I think they.
<v Speaker 1>I think it was a clever utilized utilization of a surprise.
<v Speaker 4>Sure, I'll give it to you.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how Sam Man could have saved Tommy
<v Speaker 2>Dreamer when his song is eight minutes long and he
<v Speaker 2>walks to the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Because the whole time, Missus and Maurice's like, what are
<v Speaker 3>we doing? And the camera isn't really showing them.
<v Speaker 4>It's it's more that entire program is just a farce.
<v Speaker 2>That's I mean, you used an illegal belt, you lose
<v Speaker 2>several illegal characters on your.
<v Speaker 3>Show sectioned and they were just a second locals.
<v Speaker 2>Then you pile draw drove a woman, which doesn't age well,
<v Speaker 2>pal and uh, you had Tom Dreamer get saved by
<v Speaker 2>the guy walking into a nine minute song. So that's
<v Speaker 2>all I got to say about that whole.
<v Speaker 1>The thing that I feel like in the grand scheme
<v Speaker 1>of things, you know, a point should be deducted for
<v Speaker 1>the build of the The eventual end there of the
<v Speaker 1>Sami coming out and saving Tom and Dreamer phenomenal. I
<v Speaker 1>loved it, But utilizing the E CW guys to build
<v Speaker 1>the thing.
<v Speaker 4>They were local to the territory.
<v Speaker 1>There was locals say about this because I will I'll
<v Speaker 1>defer to the fans as being the judges on if
<v Speaker 1>this is cheating or not.
<v Speaker 3>But here here listen. If Brian didn't use locals, I
<v Speaker 3>would have never used.
<v Speaker 1>It's a completely different build up.
<v Speaker 4>The story storyline, cut promos.
<v Speaker 3>Pay off was huge.
<v Speaker 1>It was good almost, but I would argue illegal, So
<v Speaker 1>we'll see what people say illegal.
<v Speaker 2>It's not illegal. If if roles were reversed, you'd be
<v Speaker 2>calling from my head.
<v Speaker 3>I was called off your head when you had the
<v Speaker 3>locals and when you use non w B guys in
<v Speaker 3>this ruthless aggression.
<v Speaker 6>W w uh.
<v Speaker 2>The King of the Ring Torrent was just a complete
<v Speaker 2>thing to get Booker as king Booker.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and then split obviously split the road, split gold
<v Speaker 1>Dust from him.
<v Speaker 3>And what about the big swerve? You thought gold Dust
<v Speaker 3>was getting a new tagty party but oh yeah, Crossroads.
<v Speaker 1>I guess very Russo esque.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's a bro What about kin choke slam and
<v Speaker 3>rider off the stage?
<v Speaker 4>Is he going to come back from the dead now?
<v Speaker 1>If I could have my house In the beginning of
<v Speaker 1>this that this fig fed was all going to lead
<v Speaker 1>to some sort of rider versus Kane situation.
<v Speaker 4>And had he not get a wheelchair and push you off.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that goes up the ramp. I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>oh god, I.
<v Speaker 4>Thought that's what I was coming.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hey, guys, keep in mind the SmackDown ramp and
<v Speaker 3>stage at Stage of Rage is not very tall, so
<v Speaker 3>it wasn't like he choke slammed him ten feet off
<v Speaker 3>a big scaffold, you know, just a little little little drop.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, well this was fun. Uh yeah, any
<v Speaker 1>final I think that.
<v Speaker 4>You say, I mean there's things I liked.
<v Speaker 2>I mean the same man, No, because that whole salmon
<v Speaker 2>would have been good if you had another way of
<v Speaker 2>introducing that whole few dark clouds.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's just such a dark cloud over.
<v Speaker 3>The store that e c W is dead. E c
<v Speaker 3>W is over. They washed up there. They're basically locals.
<v Speaker 4>I liked.
<v Speaker 2>I like Cody's debut and that was exciting, and I
<v Speaker 2>liked that the tournament was a vehicle to change Booker's
<v Speaker 2>character like that other I mean, just way too much Gemini.
<v Speaker 2>It's too hard for anyone to process that or accept that.
<v Speaker 3>Building we're building up. You guys don't understand, like I'm
<v Speaker 3>building up these guys as heaters and muscle, and look
<v Speaker 3>what they've done. They've they've changed history. But they're not
<v Speaker 3>They're not gonna put up great tag team matches. That's
<v Speaker 3>not their job, you know. But going into SummerSlam, we
<v Speaker 3>already have our big main event that if you go
<v Speaker 3>from all the way from week one of this fig
<v Speaker 3>fed the story has been told from week one. It'll
<v Speaker 3>now be John Cena with Vince McMahon defending only his
<v Speaker 3>WW championship. The US title is not on the line
<v Speaker 3>against the Rock and hul Coogan. Everything has been building
<v Speaker 3>up from week number one.
<v Speaker 4>Wait, it's a triple threat.
<v Speaker 2>Triple threat, so okay, but then obviously there's gonna be
<v Speaker 2>some dissension between Rock and Hogan.
<v Speaker 4>How do you get there?
<v Speaker 1>We'll see, I mean, we'll find out next month.
<v Speaker 3>Nothing else is booked, but I think you can guess
<v Speaker 3>a lot of the matches, or maybe.
<v Speaker 4>You maybe you can't. There's they will definitely be a
<v Speaker 4>rumbo match along the way. I can guess that I
<v Speaker 4>have there.
<v Speaker 1>Like you asked me if I have any thoughts, I
<v Speaker 1>have some thoughts, but I'm gonna let people. I don't
<v Speaker 1>want to say anything right now. You guys said enough.
<v Speaker 1>I want you know, in a couple of days, maybe Tuesday,
<v Speaker 1>or actually probably Monday night. As you're hearing this, I'm
<v Speaker 1>going to put up the poll in the in the
<v Speaker 1>Facebook group where you can sort of vote on who
<v Speaker 1>you think one.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, listen, everyone needs to tell the opinion, and
<v Speaker 3>we respect Edward's opinion regardless. Not a contest is just fun.
<v Speaker 4>It's definitely a contest.
<v Speaker 3>But okay, we take it very seriously. But I can't
<v Speaker 3>wait to see your little review Mark with Max, I was.
<v Speaker 1>Just gonna say I will have my my detailed thoughts
<v Speaker 1>in two weeks on the Silver Linings when me and
<v Speaker 1>Max master. We have to wait two week and this
<v Speaker 1>week it's going to be because he's got to listen
<v Speaker 1>to it a few times. I gotta listen to it
<v Speaker 1>a few times. We got to really break this down,
<v Speaker 1>so we won't be this week. It'll be next week
<v Speaker 1>in the Silver Linings, we'll do the whole breakdown and
<v Speaker 1>talk about what we think is happening at Summer Slam.
<v Speaker 1>And guys, can we leave a little bit more of
<v Speaker 1>can we tease anything else? Can we just put a
<v Speaker 1>little teaser here.
<v Speaker 4>Of Mike.
<v Speaker 1>We are saying, guys, the fake Fed's done next month.
<v Speaker 1>Wait right, right, bros k, Let's let's just say that.
<v Speaker 2>Let's just say that my Ruth's Aggression roster and collection
<v Speaker 2>will be on sale in the Patreon Facebook group because
<v Speaker 2>I need to finance something. The next chapter, the next chapter, something.
<v Speaker 3>And let's just say this, guys. It will be a
<v Speaker 3>weekly show where the TVs will be every week on
<v Speaker 3>its own podcast. And just like when you have to
<v Speaker 3>pay for the pay per view at the end of
<v Speaker 3>the month, the pay per view will be on Patreon,
<v Speaker 3>but every instead of rushing these shows into four shows
<v Speaker 3>into twenty minutes, every week will be a full episode.
<v Speaker 3>This is not on Patreon's main feed and we will
<v Speaker 3>get into more details later. But the ruthless aggression aspect
<v Speaker 3>is done. What version of figures will we use?
<v Speaker 2>Stay tuned for that?
<v Speaker 1>All right, guys, Thanks, good night.
<v Speaker 4>Peace.
<v Speaker 7>Hey everybody, this is smart Mark Sterling, producer of the
<v Speaker 7>Major Wrestling Figure podcast.
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