Revisiting WWE RAW 2007 Mr. McMahon’s Illegitimate Son Revealed, Mr. Kennedy Push, The Great Khali Crushes Skulls, Orton Punts Cena's Dad

Dude on the podcast, episode number two hundred. Already I'm taking a play
out of it. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? What's really We
watched w w E RAW September tenth, two thousand and seven. That's right,
two thousand and seven, the Golden Year. Oh is that not right?
That's what I'm reading? You die for the getting the juddy? No,
hold on, now, this was first of all, we keep that
confidential, Tony. We don't have to expose you. You exposed to me
what I picked Dougsy show, so you should. This was a great show.
No, I'll give it a time to simmer, but go on,
thank you. So this was the go home show to Unforgiven two thousand and
seven, with the big leading segment, Uh that Vince McMahon had an illegitimate
son and uh it could be anyone, even people as old as he is,
oldertally older. Yeah, bastard son. We find out here tonight who
who in fact that son is. And there's obviously some things to talk about
of who was was going to be and then who had ended up being.
Before we get into that, we have some deadlock updates. Watch this is
on the Patreon. We watched that Caine versus Matt Hardy. The hits keep
coming. This was actually good though, so that's fine. We like this,
Tony, he said, we Oh, you were there and you enjoyed
it. Rock he did the move off the top right, Yeah, yeah,
it was the Chuck slam off the top. Yeah, it was crazy.
What was SummerSlam? Was it five? I mean remember tell death to
his part? Remember? Yeah, that's right, that's what the winner.
Mary's leader is what she didn't ever say? Well, she gave that right
up. That's good. Dp W was this past weekend and it was hopefully
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get into w W RAW September tenth, two thousand and seven. Nothing's funny
about my life. There's nothing funny here, dude. This is a I
mean, two thousand and seven w W is really where the world was watching
is watching? That's what it says that the intro the world is watching the
ship and dog. This sucks right off the ripman, you're two thousand and
seven RAW. Ever, get you're upset a ton of like twenty two years
of Dogship with Vinca Grid. I'll tell you what they had. They had
the dollar Mania. That's all eight maybe, but the amount of people that
grew up on this era, Tony or probably they probably outweigh the people that
didn't grow listen to this show just wrong. Well I'm on their side.
But before we get to that, let's talk actually, before we get into
it, Before we get into that, before we get into that, let's
circle back and be the most that was impressive. That was like a reverse
reverse reverse. I'm throwing off now, I'm not ready anymore. Well,
what else gonna say was why would we just all go at the same time.
I'm going James going with by any means, so I think do it
Here is I'm saying what everybody's saying, which is, yeah, yeah,
let's go back to Tarny. What about the natcherboard dells? I need more
up this. There's like seven of those. Fuck you guys. Man.
That was alright, tell me about twenty and seventy that's going on. It
was just winding back once over started take it through. Yeah, okay,
So what I was saying was that in ten more years, God forbid,
we're still here talking on this show. Way dude, Yeah, we're still
definitely killed me by that point. I'm not making that one. Look,
in ten more years, there's gonna be somebody that says, do you remember
twenty fourteen Raw? Like that was like your right point, Like that was
where it was at right there, Like twenty fourteen Raw was like the ship.
Sure, that's where we're at with this era, right, It's like
the guys that grew up after us, this is their era. But soon,
and I mean this soon, and you know what, put this in
a time capsule. Soon. If there's anyone in the next ten years,
I promise you, ten years from now, if I hear one fucking time
that twenty fourteen Raw was good, I will unlease something that's been in the
vault for many, many years, and you will want to see half of
my dick he wan, none of that machine gun, none of that.
That's dude, that's crazy. You're right, man, ten years are going
to be saying twenty seventeen was good, which is to make it to that,
I'm probably like, there's no way I make it to them. Right
in ten more years, if at any point. I'm talking about twenty fourteen.
Oh way, we're gonna have huge problems, catastrophically huge. Yeah yeah,
we're gonna show the Osen Layer better do its job and disappear by then.
You know, I'm not trying. I'm trying to hear a nostalgic twenty
fourteen raw shapes not please save us. We're gonna be too old to fight
back in ten years. No, stop, We're already getting to that age
where people are like, who cares what that fucking old dude think? Ten
years from now, it's a fucking wrap we have. We have no in
the game. Ten years, we can be talking about Shielder's evolution. Bro,
he'll be crazy ship Tony's got no chance. Yeah, I'm looking at
these messages. I saw them in real time. Sammy's ass NXTO rival.
Let's fucking go and do that. Oh man, that's crazy, James.
There's an era that's coming up that are about to talk about the del Rio
seamous like, oh my god, that was their rock Austin. Yeah,
SmackDown, God, that's scary, man. We gotta stop talk about it's
starting to frighten me. I can't talk about Yeah, I'll let you guys
simmer in that nightmare. I'm not happy that that's what I know. That's
the sort of information you want to lock them the sixth Night at Freddy's,
which in ten years hopefully that will make no sense and everyone say, what
is that what they're actually on the tenth movie by then, No, they've
added, that's only something we could at this point. It's my dream I've
dreaded this well after that nightmare that James just fucking put us in. Let's
uh, let's talk about what was going on in the wrestling world at the
time when this role was happening, which is a lot. Actually a lot
is going on all the time, so much so that I only have the
word of the man himself, Brian Alvarez from the figure Yes, right now,
probably like check this ship. He was, Yeah, Meltzer was probably
not fucking having a good time here. So the for the From the F
four W newsletter September third, two thousand and seven w W News Vince was
approached with the idea of doing a pro wrestling off season a few times in
the past couple of months and completely blew it off. Every time I feel
like that comes up a lot the Pro Wrestling office, and it's never happened,
and I don't think it would work. Not only would it not have
work before, yeah, but in the era of there has to be content
at every waking hour and there is no fucking way and off season works and
one month off we've got a dicks bitting. Yeah, you're right, like
I can't. If w B took three months off, it would never recover.
The only reason it works is because it's there every goddamn week for your
entire team. Yeah, routine took three months office a wrap. Yeah,
man, they're not going back to there find something else. Yeah, it's
five nights at Freddy's toilet. It's already tapping into the ratings. The w
B man, Brian Gerwitz, the head runner Rawl, was at the R
Show in New York this past weekend. He really loves Delirious, his character
and is pushed for w W to sign him. Well, that does not
happen. What do you know? Who do you ever be? I actually
figured Delirious would get signed somewhere. I'm actually surprising in he signed himself to
uh R O a very long That's true. Johnny Ace has brought up the
name Sid Vicious. Alvarez said, this is two thousand and fucking seven.
By the way, he said, Alvaa says, I would guess that's a
real long shot. Ace and Sid Vicious had heat for years because Johnny Ace
was the agent in w E or Sorry in w CW that suggested Sid try
the kick from the middle rope at the Sin pay per view in two thousand
and one, which resulted in a very graphically shattering of his tibia in fibula.
So that was Johnny Ace's fault. Well, God, damn shud you
wanted to it was a good spot. I don't know. I think you
should go from the middle rope kick. That's what I did in all Japan
to impress missus Bupa for me. I don't know, mad Pussy, I
got that skippyy toilet skimmity vicious, skimmity vicious. Johnny Ace also wanted a
meeting with Sketchy Moroshima when Morshima was in New York work this past weekend,
but Noah put the xnay on that, citing loyalty to Ring of Honor,
which is based that is very based. But he didn't some tryouts, Yeah,
he did do some and it killed his push. I think they catastrophically
made fun of him. Yeah. Man, not only did he not go
to w B, it killed his goddamn heavyweight title running and he dropped it
very quickly. That sucks, man, That sucks a lot. Yeah,
Marshamu was fucking sweet and then he beat up a taxi driver. So I'm
not sure what really happened. Yeah, I just I got to hear more
facts on this. I've heard all the facts, by the way, I
hear more of so it makes sense. Yeah, somebody's gotta make it makes
sense. From the f W newsletter September tenth, two thousand and seven,
Big Big News here Boys. Based on independent information received from the investigators of
the New York DA Office, we has today, under the penalty provisions of
its wellness issued suspensions notices to ten of its performers for violation. It has
been practice not release the names of those who have been suspended, but notice
has been sent to all W performers that names of anyone who's suspended of the
wellness policy of November first will be made public well within hours of the press
release. The New York Daily News report that Randy Orton, Charlie Haas,
edge Booker T Hurricane, Nova Santino, John Morrison and William Regal and Ken
Kennedy and Java Guerrero were all suspended. Well sorry, there was eleven names.
Only ten were suspended because Randy Gorton did not get suspened, of course
not somehowmpt from those suspensions. Well, you know he's looking, you know,
man, he created the three strike rule. He created it and broke
in. Creative was told on Friday because they had to write TV for the
weekend and had to know who was and who was not going to be available.
Dusty Rhoads, for example, had two scripts written, one in case
John Morrison was available and one case he was not. I can't believe that
there was a whole script for John Morrison. John Cena made it for the
Fire and the Flames. Man, he came out the other side looking great.
How the hell did he not get popped? What do you mean?
That's probably because he's half natty? He's uh, come on, man,
Daddy, prince man, he's uh. I don't think you listen. When
you look through the wellness policy, it doesn't say anything about horse Meater Trenboloney
sandwhich, oh you're right. Yeah, that's why everybody should be. It
would have looked better too. That afternoon, well, let's Scott Signer has
some questions about that. That afternoon, ESPN put out a column says that
also Funaki, Bautista and Chris Masters were listed there. But Batista fucking was
pissed about this, and he said he was not involved in that. And
he's going to sue him for saying that. Yeah, I mean, because
he's also Natty is not against the law. Dude is fine. Acids are
real, damn it. So Alvarez is saying, the fact that Orton was
not suspended evidence by TV appears to be because he already served his time,
so to speak, with a thirty day suspension. In other words, he
probably got busted and came clean about his signature purchases. That's the name of
the place that everyone was getting their shit from, and thus was not going
to be punished again just because his name came out publicly. Dave Batista was
also not suspended. She note that his name only appeared in the Sports Els
Illustrated article and privately he's telling people that he was. It was complete bullshit
and he's never been a client, and Alvare says, and Kennedy Kennedy,
what a dumbass. He said. I can feel sympathy for say Ray Junior,
who was sent by WB to do a talk show promointning SummerSlam, and
they happen to ask him about steroids and he was clearly caught off guard and
stammered down an answer. Personally, I think he stammered out the wrong answer,
but such as life in the heat of the moment. Ken Kennedy,
though, volunteered to go on TV during the peak of the heat and first
basically claimed without holding information, that he'd never taken steroids, And then he
was asked again and said, well, I did at one time, but
he was on the Independence and I once we had their Walldess policy, I
never did steroids. And then I got to push and face the undertaker,
which is fucking crazy to say. I mean, you know, kN Kennedy,
Sorry, yeah, but Ken Anderson is a guy that I would not
poke for steroids. I'll tell you that. No, No, he was
doing them wrong. He was doing he was doing it like indie guy style,
where he takes something he thinks he doesn't have to work out that's crazy
and him catching the most heat and ruining his whole career. Well, it
says here, based on what happened on Raw, Kennedy may have lost his
spot at Vince's illegitimate son, which had the potential to be a long term
career making storyline. He single handily voluntarily made himself in more importantly, w
be look really bad and he chose a bad time to do so. So
before we start the review here, Ken Kennedy was meant to in fact be
Vince McMahon's illegitimate bastard son. Well, yeah, that would have been fucking
awesome. But sadly, we have some Sandman news here as well. In
a moment here he wasn't on him, He was just selling them. Yeah,
this Sandvan signature. We have a couple of releases here. Eugene was
fired for a lot of drugs, just doing a lot of drugs. You
got released for that. Tim also got released though, and Alvara says,
cry, what's really hood is what Alvera says. Alvaa says, apparently they
had been having issues with Lance Kid and Trevor Murdoch for weeks. They were
going over their match before the Saturday night house show in Tennessee or sorry in
Indiana, and things didn't go well. Cad had some sort of idea for
a finish that Shad and JTG didn't understand, and he finally gave up explaining
it. And apparently there was a misunderstanding at this point and involved crime Tom
getting the impression that there might be trouble in the ring. Alva says,
I don't know exactly happened on the match, but we're going to shoot on
crime Time. That's what it sounds like they were. They were implying that
we'll handle it out there. Well, I'm thanking fucking goddamn vertical suplex.
What a you're talking about cover with the leg? That doesn't work for me,
dude, I don't understand this. That's what they said. Supposely.
Alvera says he doesn't know what happened during the match, but he does know
that crime Time got counted out. Several sources say Kid told the ref to
count them out as a rib, though another source that's fucking awesome, by
the way, though another source says the match fell apart and led to a
count out when Shad got pissed and just left the ring either way. Kate
and Murdoch then bailed, and then Crime Time came back into the ring and
gave the referee, without knowledge or permission, their finisher, and then took
his belt off and sold it to the crowd. And then they got chewed
out backstage and had to apologize. Probably shoot doing moves to the referee probably
never is a good idea for any workers out there. No, I that's
like the most nothing thing I've ever heard in my life. Oh no,
dude, they fucking fucked up the raft. Come on, man, Sorry,
you know it's tough. It's tough because well crime Time's fired because of
this, so damn man. But Murdoch and Kate aren't. No, they're
no, they're going to be featured for a while. Yeah, you're right.
They would actually inspire an upcoming wrestled from this era for us, as
long as you're right, Hunter Rayner secret he's gonna be one of those bastards.
He is one of those baszards. Now, Yeah, you're right.
Imagine imagine like Kate and Murdoch getting fired right there, Like Hunter Rainer wouldn't
an I would have stop watching. You think yeah, because without Lance Kate.
I mean, you know, that's crazy. It's crazy Lance Kate and
sb R O eight really fucking did it for him. Man, that's a
that's a funked up life you have there. We love you, buddy.
Uh And last thing here or last couple year, excuse me. From the
Figure four newsletter September seventeenth, two thousand and seven, regarding the illegitimate Sun
deal, Alver says, I would be stunned if this wasn't a way to
prolong the storyline until Kennedy returns from suspension. The whole deal with Kennedy may
have been acts, but my feeling from watching Rawl is that it is not.
I basis mostly on the original plans, which would have seen Kennedy invinced
team up and try to take away control of the company from the rest of
the family and Triple H coming out as coming out as the husband of Stephanie
and siding with her and Linda and Shane. So that was the plan.
That is obviously not what happens, but that was the I think the plan
from here till Mania, which is I I don't know how in my brain,
I don't know how that would have looked it'd be a big Triple H
Kennedy Mania match and squash Blitch goes over. Triple H has a big Carlito
No dy Q half match. Unforgiven, that's true. We're told that Matt
Sidel was signed to a w B developmental contract here and we'll be heading to
ov W mister who turns out to be Evan Bourne and gets hit with r
KO and that's a that's a career there. It was sweet, and then
that's that's his whole career there. Really it was air Boom, Universe mode,
air Boom. That's true. Air Boom. Yeah, surprisingly, Tony,
I was. I was in an air Boom too. I don't know
why I was. I just think you have a shirt air boom. No,
No, I don't. I think I just like one of us get
into this. Sure, I mean it was a cool team had I mean
COVID team with him, COVID team with Punk Kofe was a great tag team
guy at the time. Yeah, well, James, sorry to tell you
here. Uh Samon was fired. We watch on this show. I please,
I believe it's his last match? What? Yeah, uh so two
things happen here. Samman noted that a dangerous bump he nearly took in a
match with Santino was one of the reasons he got fired, and the other
one was an incident during a company flight to Africa that led to his dismissal.
He says, it started on the plane. This sh that's right.
So I think that the plane thing, and then probably the Santino match did
a me. Salmon says, it started on the plane. Ricky Steamboat,
he was in charge. It was like his first tour, right, I
don't find this out. So like the plane stops and we're getting off and
we gotta go down the stairs and walk on the tarmac. And Steamboat gets
up and he starts yelling at me, don't light the cigarette in this plane.
And Salmon says, dude, you're not my dad, and I don't
have a lighter in my hands. And Salmon says, will he had a
sorry. Well, Salmon had a verbal fracas with Rickey Steamboat. John Cena
was also present. This prompted the interviewer to ask if Sina was the one
who snitched on Salmon, and Salmon revealed that he did not. He says,
John was the one who calmed me down. John Cena said, Hack,
don't worry about it. Sam Hack is fucking awesome. I don't worry.
Heck, yeah, Ricky, you're not my dad. You're not my
dad. And I don't have a lighter in my hand. Yeah. Samon's
gone. Samans fucking gone, which sucks because like he's over he which is
crazy. He's over. He's a remnant of the last era that's still there's
still rocking out here, and he looks good. Yeah, yeah, that's
true. Last two things here are TNA things. Goldberg did an interview and
he was asked about TNA, and Goldberg says, quote, here, TNA
totally blows man. All right, So guess he's not looking to go to
TNA. But someone that is in TNA is Test, And for those wondering
where Test is, he's done with DNA. And the reason is that TNA
were concerned with all the negative publicity regarding steroids and wrestling over the past few
months that it probably wasn't a good idea to have a guy that looks like
him running around who looks like what. I did not know that that's what
happened. Crazy. Test was historically natty dude. I mean, he was
the juiciest, juiciest succulent natural man that I've seen. And this, you
guys should look at a picture of testing TNA andrew the test to punishing the
market. You guys, you guys get looking at the picture and tested DNA
and then you come back and let us know what your first thought was.
He doesn't look natural. He could have even been natural, James when they
fired him because he didn't look it. Yeah, that's the problem, man.
Yeah, there you go. Now it's time to talk about Raw from
the best year. Oh sorry, yeah, oh yeah, all right,
let's get into actual raw. Yes, yes, sir, we promise you
a great man, Freddy the Baker champions Andre give me yeah. Yeah.
They eventually take out the world is watching part. That sucks, man,
because the world was watching where they weren't watching in two thousand and eight.
Took it out later. They took it out later. You want to stop
watching? It couldn't lie, I guess I show. A lie never lies,
especially not to viewers. So this is funny because we start the show,
we get into it right, this era of Raw with like the steel
great behind it, you know what I mean? Like this ending. It
reminds me that I hated this era. I definitely get like, yeah PTSD
from from this air, but there is a nostalgic for it. You kept
telling me how nostalgic you were for this era. I told you that you're
Natalie nostalgic. They don't even show the intro, do they. They just
show the signature and that's it, which sucks. Yeah, I mean,
at least at least show me the goddamn intro. You know, there's nothing
on this show good enough for you to not play the intro. They had
no time, They had a lot of you had a forty five minute open
segment here. Let me tell you this. Also, I think it's from
playing the games too, like uh, universe mode or whatever the case,
they'd be here going through it. It's just like this branding. I was
like, this is the this is horrible, Like I just knew. I
don't know, it's something like attached to that branding the Steel great like,
especially because it's still using the era before it's tron and and entrance and stage.
Yeah that like it looks weird to me, like culture, Yeah,
it shouldn't be using it type shit. Yeah, like the like the match
graphics with where they're kind of like I'm looking at it like and at a
fucking angle for some reason. I hate that. Yeah, it's like on
a wall or something. Yeah, it's like kind of like nitro in a
way, but like sure, not at all. Yeah, No, you
know, you guys think this era sucks or what? You guys like it?
It sounds like you guys like it. It's got it. It's gotta
be in my top five top ten worst eras of wrestling. Oh that likes
your best ones. That's yeah, it's gotta be up there, evers favorite
eras of worst wrestling. You are spitting Yeah, sorry, No, I
mean this is this is the era that I wasn't partaking in at the time,
because I pretty much just said, ah, fun, this is ship,
you know what I mean. I was not watching. But whenever you
get a chance, you go back and watch it. On the chance would
be called deadlock, and the chances more so mandatory watching this idea, the
chance is deadlock and with Johnny chooses dogs, I just said, that's what
I watched. This had to be watched. The world is watching, you
know. Actually, just two very good rows that we've never watched. And
I'm not We're never gonna watch man. Mister McMahon, town Hall starts off
the show here. I thought this was the segment. I was about to
blow my brains. There's no way it starts and like they do the whole
thing here and then I gotta watch the rest of the show. Dude,
that would have been insane, but it would have been reviewed. Is you
know it's even crazier, really is that if this segment first all makes no
sense to me, and so I'm gonna need somebody to break it down and
explain it to me. I thank you, Tony, break this down.
We're in Green Bay, Wisconsin, by the way, just let you guys
know green Bay, Wisconsin. They definitely had Kennedy is on a lot of
drugs. He is not here now. He is gone suspended. They suspended
in fabe and in real life they had this to a science. They were
in Green Bay, Wisconsin the week before the pay per view and they were
gonna reveal the Bastard Sun and it was fucking gonna be Ken Kennedy. Who
Wisconsin. It's his whole dude. A third of his gimmick is being from
Green Bay, Wisconsin, Green Big Plunge or whatever there, dude, there
has never been a bigger bag fumble than that right there. That has to
be legitimate, top five, top ten bag fumbles in wrestling history. I
don't right the storyline through right, like as much of pain in the ass
as it was, just follow the storyline through, I would have there.
You are the Bachel's son and Vince as well, and you're fucking fired.
Yeah, you're fired. You're You're not my son. You're a fucking bitch.
I hate all my sons. Yeah, none of my sons work here,
especially you. You can go to that streaming thing that Shange trying to
start China. Yeah, China, China. You freaking and we're not buying
the ufc Ude Kennedy. I mean, there's a multiple of these with Kennedy,
right because like the money in the bank one too, dude, legend
he was supposed to be. He was supposed to be the undertaker, right
cash beat undertaking. It was that's right. He just wanted to chew gum.
So Vince McMahon is out here with Jonathan Coachman was crazy. Who is
uh the general manager of raw right now? In interim? Is that what
it is? God, there's a word for it, got fucked up,
illegitimate, illegitimate. The bastard GM of the night is the best. Got
fucked up? Rego got sucked up because well, we text, We talked
about this a little later. They go through it. We do. But
what was the real reason Rego got fucked up? Oh? I assume he
was one of the steroids guys. It's just because he's British. He made
Johnson angry. That's why he got sucked up. Well, him and sand
Man, we're just doing the wrong drugs. That's what happened there. Yeah,
you're right. There's a sign in the crowd that says, I'm your
I am you are I L I G I T I M A t E
illegitimate child and now my allowance is one million dollars. Fu crazy buy that
pool table from ECW that we saw the guy with the sign that said or
best. Oh my god, I forgot about that. You should Buddy's plenty.
But yeah, who is the illegitimate son? And Jerry says, well,
we know it as Jamail. It is a son obviously, and it
is a WW superstar. Well, there's a lot of people, Yeah,
there's a lot of people here that it could possibly be. I mean,
we have to go through every Tom and Jerry jobb or they have on raw.
It is to the bottom of this one. Every mid Carter and below
is potentially the fucking child and triple. Nigel McInnis was actually number one on
the pole. I was smashing his head into poles. That was the problem.
I was jeering and it's a shaming man who was watching and loving it.
The world was watching. Vince says, you know, five weeks ago,
I was embarrassed to find out I had a legitimate child. And then
a week after that and the crowd goes boo boom, hate this guy,
he says, he found out. Yeah, a lot of people shouldn't do
I still do that. Illegitimate child was a current w WO. Let me
try that again. Currently shut out if you actually think, if you actually
think you're the illegitimate So fuck? Does he fuck up the name of the
company that This actually happens a lot on this show, where everyone kind of
sucks up at least once in their promo. Yeah, you're right, there's
a lot of Yeah, what is that about? I don't think everyone's probably
on edge because fifteen fucking people just got fired, or they're all not on
drugs, so they can't cut their promos because they used to on drugs.
Sure yeaherid for the promos proms. It's a it's like a mic skill increase.
In the video game of Vince Zerum, he said poison well and says,
my bastard son is here tonight. Obviously the woman who gave me my
bastard son could have done things differently. She could have been professional in private,
but no, she had to bring this out in the open, and
she gave me clues like things are looking up. You sucking. Vince looks
around and says, coach does not suck? What is so? Who is
the woman that's never revealed? Okay, it was Sharon, it was Sarah
Michelle Geller. I think is that right? Is that true? Is that?
I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Hewitt, Lopez, Jennifer Love
Hewitt has also been that that's true. One off, it was Stephanie about
that says not bad. That probably was what it would have been. Honestly,
he probably broke it to the writer's room, probably Gerwitz sitting there.
If it was Stephanie, what what if it's Stephane in the sun is triple
h h like is that okay? Or what if it was my brother Rod
McMahon thumbs up, thumbs down in the writing room. What if it was
that bitchlin Lindall? Huh, Linda was in the room with brianis just the
woman? Fitch breaks the door down? When it was that bitch Linda listening?
Fence, I do not like your storyline. What if it's Stephanie?
Maybe? Ah, well, what if my son was Shamee McMahon, Vince,
that's that is your son? Fence, No, it's not No,
what about my son Stephanie? Who's the mother? Also? You guys do
some pressure rising like batman, like a shitty batman? Something as salt is
more? You ever see those sticks with Gotham City of the just me.
Let's break it down to brass tacks. I want to kiss Stephanie. Yeah,
I'm done. How don't get that? Does it better? Hell?
What's the cookest way that I can't do it? In Green Bay, Wisconsin?
Impregnate Stephanie McMahon. Let's explain this sun angle and let me fuck Stephanie
mcmam step by everyone, everyone, I gotta think about this a lot.
By bye. Now, I'm not gonna take this ship probably long. I'm
gonna I'll fight. I'm gonna It's not Kennedy. No, it's not because
they're not there. It's someone not from Green Magazine either. That's sorry.
He's on the cover of w magazine and Vince hands the magazine to Coach.
He says, rip that Sunday chup. So Coach tries to rip the entire
magazine from the spine. This is like legit, this is legit. He's
really trying to do it. Just rip the cover, the bitch. So
Coach rips the cover and says, one hour's time to find out who is
my bastard son. Who is lucky enough to be my bastard son? I
want to know? And then the fucking great colleagues music here. That's a
good rendition. That's good. Josh is Oh my gosh. And this isn't
the boot jobbi playboy, this is the world heavyweight champion. Grape Squish and
Raymisterio getting killed. Great Collie, that just happened, Tony, the grape
switch just happened. Yeah, fucking Collie comes out. Vince is super excited,
Colleie's the world champion of SmackDown. Collie gets in the ring and Jess
said, gosh, this man's huge. He's very observant, great college.
When he comes out with the belt, he looks down at it to make
sure it wasn't upside down again because he get yelled at because yea, and
then he posted it up. Yeah, that's so fucking funny. Yeah.
Lawler on commentary says, ah, that's it. He says he actually he
actually doesn't say at all. No, he's like even during the women's match,
he's like a fucking weirdo, but it's not as heavy. He's more
than j R. Ry j R Said some crazy ship too. Well,
Waller says, mister mcman's always talking about the size of his grapefruits, so
maybe there's no surprise. I didn't I didn't understand that you the bigger your
nutsack, the bigger you're fucking son becomes uh colleague and starts uh speaking out
of the language to what chance and uh, no one knows what's going on.
He points up and Vince looks up with them. That's pretty cool.
And Ron Jin Singh is there, who's the speaker for he's based with the
side Burns Matchackson style, and he says, mister McMahon, the great colleague
says that he, uh may just have some insight to all of this.
He said, things are looking up. It can only refer to one man,
and that's a great colleague, and the great colleague while growing up in
the jungles of poon job he had, he never had a f there's true
affection. And Vince look Samon says, I'm a tiger, right a guy?
Yes you are. Ronjen Singh says. Collie says he would be honored
to be called the great McMahon. I think they should have just went with
that segment right there. Yeah, JBL comes to the ring and JBL says,
mission McMahon, a great visionary like you has not got to understand that
things working up doesn't have to be taken literal. And it's not the seven
foot three Punjabi sasquatch behind you, because after all, what do you and
I have in common? You know, we love money. Uh you know
when you consider my bank account, my investments, I can certify and authenticate
and I can guarantee that things are looking up. And we're both self made
millionaires, and we are both exceedingly good looking sexual tyrannosauruses if it has a
crazy look on his face, that even fucking took him for surprise. Oh
did you guys know this? When he says money, the crowd does like
the beer money thing money, well, JBL says, they even go to
the sing barber in New York. That's fucking that's that's how I knew my
dad. And he wants to change his name to from JBL to JBM.
John Bradshaw McMahon all right, pause, what the fuck is going on?
What do you mean? What since does any of this fucking may everyone doesn't
know who their real dad is? On the w W ross, what is
going on? Everybody? Yes, everybody like even so okay, So Jeff
Hardy comes out here next, everyone's confused. Lawler says, don't tell me
that Jeff Hardy thinks he's a McMahon, and Jared says, I don't know
what Jeff Harty thinks at all, and Coach says, whoa, whoa,
Jeff, what are you doing out here? And Jeff says, I'm not
really sure. I know my dad and I love my dad, but I've
been getting these weird messages. You know, they say that I when I
hit this wanton and whatever, I klim the ladder, everyone's looking up.
I said, holy fucking shit, man, this is this sucks. This
is bad. This is top five worst. Jeff Hardy pro almost as that
is the model. I don't know about that, but I respect the intention.
Yeah, you should say top five, top ten because that's probably right,
that's a better list. Yeah, that's why I respect you. Man.
It gets it gets worse creatures. Uh, James, you do have
an excellent point here, because even as we get later into the show,
when everyone comes to the ring to try to figure out who Vince's son is,
You're like, how, how do what fucking sense does any of this
make? All of these guys just believe that their real dad could not be
their dad, and their real dad is Vince McMahon. I guess I can.
I guess I kind of like, if I think of it in,
all of these guys just want to play one over on Vince so they can
get a lot of money, right, Yeah, they want it to be
that way because they want something out of it, because he's a billionaire now
or something. Right, I can understand that way, but genuinely thinks that
his dad. He doesn't even know that Vince is rich or has He's like
he's a tiger, that's all. Yeah. I was surprised that, like
this is how it went. I'm assuming it wasn't supposed to be like this
originally. I don't think they were going to have them come out and do
this segment all that ship like, obviously this is supposed to go way different.
I imagine the reveal was way different. It was Kennedy, right,
especially, He's probably way more serious and probably meant something a little more for
Kennedy than than a joke segment like this. I imagine. Yeah, in
my mind, it would have been Kennedy fucking annihilating Triple H and then Vince
announcing that that's his son Ken doing it as well. It's a segment,
okay, it's like it's like the lead up to Russell Badi, who were
Vincent Tris, but it's Stepanie that he got. You know, I gotta
make some adjustments to this script. This segment where I guess that Vince says
things might be looking up for you, all right, and uh, the
crowd starts channing hardy and Vince looks around and says, oh that's my boy.
Well, Vince says, you never did look anything like your brother,
so maybe you could be my son, and Jeff says, well, I
sure as I'll hope not. Yeah, that's crazy. I like these two.
I went for someone to tell me I'm not your son man about to
fire me. I'm not doing it for you. Yeah, man, I'm
not on steroid, so I you know I get fired. JBL says you
better treat misterman with some respect. And if I were you, I want
to tell and Jeff Jeff says, if I were you, I wouldn't tell
anyone where I got my sweet hair done. Well, jav I doesn't like
that and says you, of all people shouldn't talk about haircuts, and turns
around and points of college and says you need to translate to him to take
him to Jabi super Cuts to cover up that chro magnet. That was crazy.
Yeah. Man, Uh, someone's mic is fucked up during this part
here, But that's what I realized. It was the guy on the tront
because a voice comes from the tron and says, mister man, mister Rickmann
and dude this has to be put in after because there's no fucking way that
this is what this guy's name is. There's no fucking way that. I
mean, first off, yes it is, and you'll say his name of
respect. Vince says, well, I'll be damned if it isn't mister Johnson,
dig the cock. They never say his first name. He could my
son, it could be well, Vince says, this is the lawyer of
the woman who gave breath to my bastard son, Stephanie. He said,
for the record, I hate you, and I don't even know you.
Obviously. I hate the woman that gave breath to this bastard son. I
hate you because you're an attorney. I hate all attorneys. I hate my
attorney. Now tell me who's my bastard son. And mister Johnson says,
I do have an answer. He will be revealed tonight, just not right
now, just when you know, when my client is good and ready.
Lynn says, uh, is my bastard son in the ring right now?
Mister Johnson says he is not. You're sorry, your bastard son is not.
Jeff Hardy and Jeff Hardy fucking flips out. Yeah. The crowd is
going nuts. Yeah, I'm with it to talk, starts singing. Steff
goes out and starts singing. Ton says, I'll be right there. It
says you're happy. Huh, what a fool, because since I know you're
not my son, I don't give a damn about you. Tonight, You're
wrestling. So you're gonna wrestle the Great Collie. Oh ship da, that's
awesome, good idea. The intercon Old Champion Jeff Hardy versus the SmackDown World
Champion, the Great McMahon. This is an interpromotional fight to the century here,
non title by the way, But yeah, this is an interesting match
that we end up getting. I'll tell you that much, crazy crazy opening
segment that like legitimately didn't have to happen. Yeah, I mean I I
yeah, I feel like this got turned. They like tried to salvage it
into a comedy thing because, like you know, it just at this point,
it's like, all right, we've done this for so fucking long.
At this point, something you got to wrap up here. It's it's kind
of like when they did the Anonymous Raw General Manager ended up being the same
result. Huh. Yeah, it's ten years from now that would be somebody's
favorite thing that's ever happened. I have a message from the anonymous or all
general manager. That was awesome. That was I was always like tuning in
to see that with what he was gonna saying. Yeah, every hour,
on every hour, I watched all three of them. I like, whatever,
dude, and I wonder if, like they had ideas for who else
it could have been, but they all got suspended. Yeah, you're right,
it could have been any of those ten to eleven guys. I wish
it was Funaki. I wish it was gold Dust. Sadly he wasn't suspended
or in the company, he just wasn't hired Black Rain at the time.
Actually, Mancy, that's the problem because the other rat in a cage.
That's true, just spy Law's rage. So now we have Paul London versus
Lance Cade. Dude, this is I mean, this is where the fucking
world's watching. Somebody was I was watching. I was seated, we were
seated here. I was watching something. London and Kendrick won the tag titles
in Cape Town, South South Africa and then lost them in Cape in South
Africa as well. They just never made the TV with the belts. That
sucks. Yeah, territory style switch. They were still doing that stuff like
that back then. They don't do that too much nowadays. No, I
don't know, Like they don't even count. They don't even count House Show
title matches towards reigns. Oh, yeah, you're right, don't they Yeah,
they don't. I would take it. I would forever do that.
Roman Rains probably had four hundred title matches. Yeah, yeah, ray is
probably good. Lord he goes on like an eight or nine Streak House Show
loop with the mizz and kicks his ship out of him straight. I put
every one of those on my record. Yeah, but he doesn't want clean.
He still gets all the mohawk. So Hunter Rayner probably loved this match.
I'll tell you is got to be top to this match. Is probably
changed his lives, kids, lands kids looking good at natural here. So
I mean, I'm glad that he's here. The Diva search is starting.
That's actually not what happens. Divas are just starting. JR. Says yes,
so you like that Lawler and Lawa says, oh yeah, sure,
you can go w dot com and vote what they took my man's libido.
Oh I know he's a sick freak. Just something wrong here, Yeah,
something something right. They also mentioned that security security is all around the bill
to keep John Sheena from entering after what he did to RAW general manager William
Reid. He put him on steroids repeatedly every night. So this match was
great. So they're having a title match at the pay per view unforgiven it'll
be Paul London and Brian Kendrick versus Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch the tag champs.
Uh, and one of those teams will carry the division. Uh and
Paul London, I you know, I say like that, Well, of
course they could carry the division. They're a great tag team here. Lance
came to Trevor Brodock. Of course, of course Paul London. I will
say this much. Always been a big fan of Paul London me too.
Fantastic fantastic worker, especially in an era I think where they did, which
is funny because if you look at the years pass like the cruiseweight stuff was
popping for just a minute in w W E and then it went away.
But then you know, Paul London was in an era where they definitely weren't
trying to do anything with guys his size, but him and Kendrick were like,
just because they weren't doing guys with people there size, they stuck out.
They did. And I feel like even when London was doing like,
you know, a quick three minute, four minute shitter, there were still
a couple of things that would happen in the matches like, oh yeah,
Paul London's pretty sweet. Yeah, absolutely, And Lance Kid and Trevor Murdock
were the perfect like, uh yeah. They were just kind of old school
dudes and they're like, what the hill are these do? Flipping around?
It worked out long hair, hippie bash dird like aliens. So Paul London
hits a RNA, runs straight into the fucking referee trying to hit the ropes.
Oh my god. Yeah, Lance Cade hits a shoulder tackle from hell
sends them into oblivion with that. Yeah, that was white. He It
was a big back body drop and then uh fucking shoulder tackle that London shooter
bumped on. That was one of his big moves apparently, So Lance Cage
the shoulder tackle from hell. He would hit the rope like he would like,
pause, yeah it's here, combs and he hits the It just throws
the biggest meat his shoulder Tackley good though. It did look good and it
got a two count, so that made me even more like, interesting,
is this the thing this motherfucker does? I'll have to have Hunter in a
break that was down for it. I never finishing the game, so I
what was his finish? The fucking sit out rock bottom rock oh like into
uh like he oh he sits out in between in between legs, right,
okay, sure, all right. Murdoch tries to get involved, but the
ref stop him and it backfires as Brian Kendrick runs into sliced bread on lance
Cade and then London hits a running shooting star Press to win and the fucking
crowds into it and git holy ship. That was awesome. Yeah, the
running shooting star Press meet to finishes like very nuts two thousand and seven.
That was unreal. Like I don't even know if the I don't know if
the fucking standing shooter was even in w B games yet. Wow, you're
probably right, I don't know. I think that was all because of Paul
London. Yeah, that's pretty nuts. I remember their I remember their animation
being one that I loved using where I just full sprint to the fucking ring.
It was crazy. That's awesome. Josh acting raw Germandel general manager coach
has allowed Carlito to select Triple H's opponent tonight. I needed a second here.
I actually had to pause after he said that to try to gather my
thoughts to day You're fired. What the fuck? Well, that's also true,
but figure out what the fuck he was talking about. Carlito's picking an
opponent for a pick your poison with Triple H is a Carlito Triple H feud
going on. It's a big feud. Yeah, I mean it's one of
the featured matches of this pay per view. It is, yeah, which
is unbelievable. And the stip forward later is fucking amazing. Yeah, and
we get a villa video package to putting over Randy Orton, John unforgiving.
Oh yeah sorry, Yeah, that song is fucking sweet man. We're gonna
steal that. Yeah, we're gonna use it for our Randy Orton Joson.
So Randy Orton punted the ship out of John Cena his dad's forehead. Dude
kicked him right like under the eye. Yeah, fucking impressive. So what
it was two weeks ago in Boston, Uh, and Regal said that Randy
Orton demanded a rematch with Sena for the title and Regal denied it. So
Orton, of course, that's what you do when you ask one Boston,
you go to the other boss to ask for permission instead. That's what happens
here. Orton did that to Vince, and Vince says, you need to
prove to me that you really want that title shot. So Orton uh did
that by dragging John Cena's dad over the barricade and kicking him as hard as
possible in the face. And then he Rego said, all right, you
got Orton's Orton back then was different, dude. He was still coming out
to nothing. You can say, right, yeah, yeah. So Sena
comes out here, he's pissed. Regal tell Sena, hey, now,
hey, now, don't do anything. My job going to regret now,
and Sina beat the ship out of Regal dragged his ass all around. This
motherfucker made the music. I was just about to say they used that fucking
music. Boom bom bom. I was like, oh, you know,
it's a real segment. That's when the end of you in vad W w
same music. Yeah, they use this a lie. It gets a mileage.
Dude, did I swear somebody sent us that song to which we need
to combine that with Rise Today by Ulti Bridge to make the ultimate fucking video
pagas. That'd be all like our ufc intro. The music is going nuts.
John Cena stf on the floor. Now, Okay, maybe maybe you
guys can explain this to me meal and maybe I'm not as unhinged here.
Why was this William Regal's fault? Why did William Regal have to get his
ass kicked here because he did steroids? Sorry, that's the real answer.
You're looking for it fair enough if you're asking what he did either or he
got in the way of a man and his father seen a one to beat
up Orton. I would want to beat up Regal. We know I'm gonna
say nothing. You know is asking you to come back and say nothing.
He's fucking suspended. Yeah, I guess you're right. Take a shot off
what you can, you know what I mean? Well, security is in
the parking lot waiting for John Cena to arrive because he's not allowed here.
So he's banned. So the charity is waiting for him to show up.
Barring the fucking w w E champion from your show is insane. Well,
he's acting, Bastard German, your job, to Coachman. So we go
backstage. Vince actually asked Coachman about Regal, and coach says, Oh,
he's fine, but you know, he's not ready to come back, and
he won't be for six to eight weeks at least thirty to sixty days.
So Coachman tells Vince that he put extra security around the building and that he
banned John Cena from the building. You want, so they said on commentary
that he was barred from the arena and security is out, they're looking for
him. And then Coachman tells Vince this here and then I'm confused now because
this didn't know but commentary, Yeah, that's right. That is fucking weird,
says a lot going on right now. You can't think of try to
kiss my daughter. Yeah, I understand, So coach says, WWE dot
com has been voting on this is crazy about this Casey says w dot com
is in voting on who Vince week Man's illegitimate bad estard son is, and
Coach says he has the number two vote outside this room right now. Oh
it's Nigel McGinnis. He's number one, I think now he's definitely number two.
Jeff Hardy's number one. Oh that's true. Thankfully we get to see
his ass belunked the big way later and in walks Stevie Richards. Holy shit,
Vince Stanley. He shakes his hand and he stands there for a couple
of seconds smiling. And you, guys, I knew our audience could be
off of who not that far off? You tell your mom to keep voting,
all right, Get the fuck out of here that you pay me to
be here, you employ men, Get the fuck out of here. Stevie
doesn't say one word. He comes and gets left at it and leaves.
It's crazy. He was the one of a few mid carters not suspended at
this time, so that was all he had here. Well, Vince says,
uh, you know, our audience can't be wrong all the time.
So who was number one? And coach as well? It was Nigel McGinnis.
But what we did it? We did it? Yeah, yeah,
we did it again. It's all good. It wasn't nagel again us the
next time. Oh we did or coach hesitates, but he says, you
know it was it was Triple H. And Vince has a genuine look of
concern on his face. Now, please correct me if I'm wrong. I
Triple H at least like thirty six here, you probably think, right?
Maybe? Yeah, I mean Vince is probably like what faith he saw him
here? Yeah, he's pribaced, might even my forties, he might be
sixty Okay, maybe okay? Sure? Like, how could he think that
this is the case and his concern isn't more of that if this is his
son, that his son has been fucking his daughter. Oh, I think
that's fucking great. That's a true my mind. That makes a lot easier
on me. Now do you think about it? Oh? I like that?
Oh yeah, I don't really know what the deal is with this man
or his infatuation with his own hind but interesting fellow and thirty eight then and
Vince would have been sixty two. I mean, I guess it is.
The numbers don't lie, you know, it is disaster. Well, the
numbers don't like Tony, but everything else does. So I'm excited to see
what happens at the end of the night. Triple H was in a handicap
match with Umaga and Carlito. The world is watching. So here's the deal
here, Well, was watching TNA. Actually was Umaga also suspended? I
he wasn't on my list here, No, it seems like it was because
Triple H beat the dog ship out of Umaga. Dude, Yeah, you're
right, I mean he Okay, he was suspended. He was suspended.
Okay, that makes a little more sense. They probably didn't know about suspension
on this time anyways. But short out Triple H sledgehammer ship out of him.
He does. He's bleeding all over the place. You had to remember,
Umaga is a fucking beast. He's a monster, right, He beat
Cina and all that ship. Yeah, in, Triple H drags his ass
around this ring, beats the dog shit out of him, uses a sledgehammer
on his back. He's bleeding all over the place. This is to build
to a match with Carlito. At unforgiven, Carlito is a fucking dominant force
here in the w WF. The world is watching. Carlita, of course,
watches all this happen because it's a handicap match. He does not help
uh and then and then he leaves and then Triple h hits Oumaga in the
back with a sledgehammer, leaving him a bloody mess, and Carlito just stands
there watching. He sits there and needs a Minecraft apple. That's not how
it sounds, sturdy, stuck on the ken kimany gum thing. That's okay.
So we go backstage, Carlito does a promo and Carlito was asked if
he's nervous or worried about the fact that Triple H fucking up and down.
That's not cool, that's what says. Yeah, he says, uh,
he's tough when he has a sledgehammer, and Colito's not worried because the night
Calito's bullets the prices. I like to thank the gm GO for letting me
picks about it. That's fucked up, bro. We hate Carlito. Hate
this guy dominates the bay goes what the night. This is what happens when
you watch Carlito wrestle of the game for fifty hours in a roarity. So
then it shows the most fucked up graphic I've ever seen of Jeff Hardy versus
the Great Colleague sideways style, Like, yeah, Jeff Hardy doing a crazy
fucking face. Yeah, I don't know what's going on here, shrunk down,
Jeff Harty really tiny so great, college looks huge? That is that's
actually awesome. I yeah, I love that a lot. But Jeff Harty
is doing duck face. Oh yeah, it's so. Now we have Triple
H versus Carlito's opponent Behold the King the Giga Kings there is only one and
then goes into the Triple A song. Dude, this is insane. So
Triple H comes out and wrest everyone on this show is a fucking JIBBRONI bitch.
Triple Ah's interest that's not cool? Does one for one? That is
that cool? Triple Ah's entrance here is absurd. He has the extra drop
before the drop of his intro. He has two drops in his theme song,
Behold Kings, there can only be one King and everyone else to play
the game. He comes out, He's got swirly green circles behind him that
only he gets. I was gonna ask you how how did he do that?
Because those are coolest fun It's it's probably got it from goddamn Spirit Halloween,
probably along with his Italians. Dude, he's got the rich swan gear.
This is insane. He's got hanging off his ass the worst time.
And he is unbelievably natural here as well. He's leaking plain water because that's
what human is, what he is. He is so unbelievable natural, dripping
water. H two just full a body full of disani dude. To your
point, James, not only does he get like big entrance here, I
feel like the entrance is like long, like he does his whole stride.
He hits like two buckles like it's he gets sixty cam when he hits the
rings, the three sixty like his a budnet. But be goddamn, George
the Animal Steel or something. Why the funk would it be George the animal
Steel man, I don't know, super vicious. Oh yeah, that could
work too. He should do something off the middle rope. That's a good
idea. So no one on this card is even attempted to look half as
the guys, this fucking guy at all. And of course, Carlito's hand
pick opponent could have been Viscera or some ship could have been It could have
been fucking anybody, right, like yeah, I mean like it could have
been the great colleague again, like anybody at all. Well, it's Shelton
Benjamin. Now, this is not the Shelton Benjamin that you would think of
everybody. This is not the Shelton Benjamin. Because they referenced this multiple times
a commentary that Shelton beat Triple H twice. This is not the same wrestler.
This is a whole different man. This is the gold standard Shelton.
I don't even know if he's Is he gold standard? They don't say gold
doesn't Yeah, I I think he's gold standard when he goes to E.
C. W Right, which isn't yet. Well, I'll tell you this
much. The opponent is shutting Benjamin. The crowd does not cheer, the
crowd does not booth. It is silent. They're actually fucking confused. Why
did trip Blade get a WrestleMania entrance and then he tracees Shelton Benjamin? Yeah,
why'd you fire me up for this? Shiit Sewan comes out, blue
and white jumpsuit, extra large style, blonde haired glasses. Jump. It's
like large jumps so big and I can't tell you the date. You know,
I'm not an encyclopedia, but I don't. I do remember Sean having
two victories over Triple H. All right, great, and Carlito is now
sitting at ringside Universe cutscene style, Yes, exactly what I thought Universe cuts.
He's just sitting there waiting and watch the match, waiting for someone to
walk over so it can happen. The cut scene where he punches, Triple
H beats the ship out of Shelton Benjamin, So I was like, maybe
they hyped it up so much James that like he beat him before that.
It was like, Oh, Triple H is gonna have a struggle here,
let's gonna be Yes, Tony not only does he whoop his ass for a
majority of this, he even like out smarts Shelton on multiple occasions. He
outsmarts both heels and is better in the ring than both heels outsmarts them after
the match too. Yeah, this is absurd. So Triple H beats his
ship out of Shelton, Carlito distracts Triple H in the beginning of the match
here to give like Shelton a chance, and then Triple A just throws Shelton
on top of Carlito the fuck out of here. It happens multiple times.
Yeah, dude launches them on Carlito and then like any time Triple H is
distracted by Carlito, it just leads to Shelton Benjamin missing a move. Like
Triple H is distracted on the outside, Shelton misses a baseball slide and gets
launched in the Carlito. Then Carlido distracts him again. Later Shelton misses up
splash in the corner and gets fucking pedigreed. Look, it makes sense to
have your top guy not really break a sweat against ad guy. Makes sense
here, But you also had an opportunity for a guy that was I think
returning or at the very least on raw for the first time in a minute
ye to like come out of it better. Maybe that was the planet first.
And then they heard the crowd reaction said, oh, oh fuck,
you just want Carlito gets in the ring with a chair because he said that
he was gonna get you know, he's gonna have the last laugh and Triple
H. Then immediately gut kicks some grabs a chair and goes to hit Carlito
with it, but Carlito bails. Well you're gonna see that, paview buddy.
Yeah, well you are now because Coach comes out. Coach comes out
and says triple age. If I were you, I'd get used to that
feeling because two weeks ago you embarrassed mister McMahon on Carlito's cabana. You know,
James, you loved those fucking interview seconds. You know, I'll give
him a break on that regard because you know two thousand and seven. Okay,
sure, the fact that we got missed TV nowadays make me sigma stomach.
Well, yeah, he says, last week you sabotaged that beautiful gift
of a video that miss Rogmine made for his daughter's that but he does say,
mister rig Maine, yeah that was a good video. That was the
second one that one of my back in the day was cart Maine. Is
that right? That's fucking awesome. Well, miss Workman feels like you need
to have a taste your own medicine. So your match at Unforgiven with Carlito
has been changed to a no DQ match for Carlito only the front office came
up with this, So you should booth them, which means Carlo any object
that he wants against you. But if you even look at a steel chair,
a ring bell, or even a sledgehammer, you automatically lose the match,
and then Carlito, of course says, now that's cool, says,
well, it may be cool in Carlito's eyes, but it darn't sure,
isn't fair. The fuck is dark. It's ship darn't charge and fair.
You shout of a bitch. You Let me get this straight. If I
even looks at a steelitaire or ring beller sludge ember, he's automatically disqualified.
That's what he said. They're enforcing that too at the paper. Let's take
cha blache ship. I've been winning. Here's the thing I thought, Shelton,
maybe I thought Shelton maybe was like not on TV, or maybe Shelton
a little return. Actually, Shelton's been non stop on television on multiple different
products. So I don't even know what the point of having this guy be
the mystery guy is. Like, just the previous week on Raw, he
was in a number one contendership match for the tag team titles. What the
fuck? And then he loses the triple h He lost the number one contendership
and then he got an Inner Condo championship match, So this was legit just
fuck you, Shelton. Yeah, I don't know being on steroids. Yeah,
steroids. Really really, who else would you pick that? Of this
raw roster they're all in the ring at the end. I would to pick
Robbie from the Highlanders. Sniff. Yeah, that's the fucking answer, Tony.
What do you got to say that? Whatever you were looking for,
I got it. Yeah. Yeah, Duggan was here, Tony. Oh,
Jim Duggan, dude, if he that would have been crazy. That
would have been fucking sweet. Jim Duggan was Carlito's chosen Carlo gun. Jim
Duggan with the two by four and everything, that'd be crazy. Yeah,
that would have actually been pretty nuts. I bet he would have had a
good match with him too. Yeah. Well, Jim Duggant was too busy
team and was super crazy. That's a fucking faced team. It is fucking
sweet. So security is doing car checks before letting people in, so John
Cena does not come in the arena, That's what I mean. That's a
pretty legitimate check there, you know, and then uh, you know,
just make sure that some of it but show doesn't come in. We don't
want the dump to be champion on this show. Open the car door,
you sat. Arn Anderson sticks his head into the car. It's damn.
Please don't let him into the building either, man, he's also damn just
by default with a tug comes up. No, I don't want to see
George the goddamn animal steal, all right. Don't want to see Jim either.
I promise you. Neither of these guys. I don't want to because
God damn it. That's why stop watching, watching, because the goats were
on TV. No more laders are right there on the show. That's what
I said. Robbie McAllan trips that would have had a different match would be
watching. That would have been a better gimmick for him. Hacks Blache,
oh is walking through the backstage of the Malachi black Shirt on. What is
he doing back there with that shirt? I don't know, man, he
was a whole different beast. Yeah, he's one of my favorite two thousand
and seven wrestled Neck to G's about to Robbie mcs that the room. Brandon
does everything life. This is the grand opened a great clothing. Brandon could
have liked something else. Find Brandy Orton, Robbie McAllister, and I'm Rory
alright, Landers don't forget me, and I'm coming to get You could have
given that guy a fucking job. That sucks, man. He could have
just been on you know, with testself from this guy right away. Immediately
they showed his ass on TV and they he got fired because they could have
just gave him a job he doesn't wrestling, could be the wrestler. He
could get in the ring like all the other guys and cut the anti w
B promo and the three months crazy. I hate w B because t NA
put me on TV reverse. I hate DNA. Awesome, he's in TNA.
He's fucking hate stuff. He's trying to destroy this company. He could
have got him. They could have had like weeks of him being in the
crowd. They kept showing him and ship and then he could have just came
to the cow. I'm fucking sick of being on this TV. I don't
want to be here anymore. I'm stuck in the Impact Zone. Help you
do the w W E thing like Bret with the w W but Awesome in
the Impact I can't get out of here. Shadow Wizard, Bundy Gigs got
his fucking ass stuck in the Impact Zone. Didd I'm glad we came to
an agreement on this I can't get out of the impact zone in t NA.
Why didn't the hire him because he hated t NA? Yeah, because
they ruined his life. They run his life. Did you give a job
that's sucked up? So the Green Packers are here and they're going crazy.
Dude, they love the w W E is watching guys. The w O
or the Buffalo Bills is also great. Ted Washington based, gud, that's
true. Unless he did something horrible, then take it back. Ted Washington
was no, he's probably sweet or he's sucking not man, I honestly we're
not gonna know. So like, sorry, I'm tucking the impacts. No
one even comes to look because it's just Robbie McAllister Crez. Give me.
They think he's like works for the buildings or something. They are a lot
of time, buddy. So now it's time for the Randy Orton town Hall.
Hey, great song. It is a good song. Yeah yeah,
yeah, well he was wrong. You want to come out to see a
punk steme song. Actually that's what you want to do. That's fucking crazy.
Good song, man, it is a good song, but that just
forward and it felt weird. I would have got used to it, though,
yeah, I think I probably would have. Well, I wasn't watching,
so I wouldn't have the world was watching. I was waiting for Robbie
mcgollister to start. Get a flushing sadly that he's still waiting for that.
He saw the mizz On SmackDown and saw that Frody McCallister and Robbie were not
there anymore. He said, funk this ship. Man, it's a lot
to take in, you know. So it shows John Cena beating up William
Regal again for no reason. I definitely thought that it was Chris Jericho in
the STF. When I I looked a Waivers and I looked back, I
was like, oh, she's got Jack good. It's crazy. I don't
think Jericho's back yet. Right, Whatever he was about to do, he
was going to do a mission to save Robbie Mcallison Operation get Robbie out of
the bed zone, save us watch fail failing. He didn't try too hard.
He gave him a theme song, though, gave one song that was
it, gave Robbie m changed for Robbie. But they said, no fucking
way. They betrayed Chris Jericho's trust. That's why he never started the company
one song for one Robbie Mcallison and they never trained. The main paper that's
Zone Prisoner of War. He's still there to this day, across the line
w tn A filming r H Star and he said, oh my god,
my chance to get out. So it shows Johnson be No, William regal
Orton's here and he is Jericho, Yeah, Jorge Jericho. Uh. And
he is talking to John ConA, who isn't here or is he brother?
He's at home watching Raw with his dad because the world is watching the way
they're watching it. Wrang man, what other Monday night TV they're gonna watch.
They're gonna watch Get Me out of here football? Come on, man.
He says, Sina, you're probably home watching right now, because of
course you are, and you're with your father. Uh. And he says
the lights are dimmed down and the volume's way down because your father's head is
throbbing. So that really he goes over his father's house to watch Raw W
Champion. Why would he not just be here because he's banned, he's not
allowed here. Why would he bother coming? Well, yeah, I guess
you could go out of his house. He's taking care of his dad like
a good son would. He's John Cena Junior and this is John Zor And
Norton says, this Sunday and unforgiven, it'll be the one year anniversary that
you became champion, which I thought was cool that they even fucking remark that.
Uh. And he says, uh, you know you became you became
champ because you had a clear head. But that was back then, John,
and it wasn't personal, and it's different now. I kicked your father
in the face, and I had not only injured his head, but I
got into your head and you're gonna slip up and I'm gonna capitalize and become
the new w champion. And then the crowd starts reacting. I said,
God, damn it, who could this possibly be? He's free but no,
it's John Cena. And he comes in. He jumps over the barricade
and he's fucking pushing breaking through security. He jumps Orton and he he gets
on top of Orton and he throws an interesting barrage of strikes here where his
head is upwards and his mouth is a gape and he's throwing punches at the
floor. Very straight series of budgets well. Security swarms scene that to get
him off of him, and Norton eventually gets away, and then we spend
the next two to three minutes watching John Cena alternate between ripping up the apron,
rubbing his head, pushing through security, rubbing his head, screaming ah,
security, rubbing his head. Senor did the chuck lidell yell. He
turned around, Yeah, arms out. Everything was awesome, but it just
constantly taking turns, rubbing his head and running into security to try to get
back to Warton, and the security is not doing a great job of stopping
him. They're very slowly being backed up the ramp by him. Because it
really doesn't matter to the security. It's their job, James. It should
matter security. They are paid to keep Johnson out of this building and he's
right here in the building now. They were paid to do security for the
building, not whatever Jonathan Coachman said. He's not even the real general manager,
He's the illegitimate bastard general manager. So we go backstage. Coach is
talking to Vince and he apologizes for the scene of thing and yeah, he
says, I banned him from the arena, and Vince as well you're not
doing a good job. What are you doing here? He says, do
your job for once. It's too bad regals out here, and Coach says,
you know you don't mean that, and Vince says, well, maybe
guy should pang you. They're walking on the hall some Moore and security and
Seene are fucking backstage. Now. Seena is still fighting through security. I'm
not too sure where he's headed. I don't think he knows where Orton went,
so I'm not sure why he's so fired up to get out of the
grasp of security. But he's trying to get out of there, and Vince
fucking separate security to get to see in his face, and it's Vincent,
who do you think you are? And seeing He yells, Vince, that's
not right. It's he says, I'm talking to you as a man,
not my boss, and a man that gave a damn about his father.
And you know exactly what I'm gonna do to Randy Orton. His blood will
run with fear, and he will see rage in these eyes and feel pain
and vengeance in his bones for myself and for my father and my family.
And that's something even you can understand. Vince. I, well, I
hated my father and everything I told him I lied about And where is my
son mother? Not Shane, I hate Where is my daughter right now?
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So Mickey James versus Jillian Hall is up next. Well Camus Michelle came out
before that with the most i'd say, top five top ten best theme songs
of all time. I love this goddamn song. She's very hot your body,
yes, she is fucking hot. Rasal hands up, racial hands up,
come on, get into it. I'm give you the floor. Man,
you're killing this shit. Man, this is really shit right now.
I fucking love this goddamn song. Candas Michelle is the women's champion. She's
defending against Beth Phoenix at the pay per view, and Lawler says, how
hot is the champion Candace Michelle, And then there's some silence and Jay R
says hotter than donut Grease. That's that's it. You guys get a story
right about going to my friend's house like around this era or whatever, and
like I went on his computer to like look something up, and like I
went into Google and it was the very first thing I thought that was Candace
Michelle Nudes. I don't know this story. That's funny. So I was
fourteen. I go to my buddy's house. He's got the laptop. That's
awesome, Candace Michelle Nudes. Yeah, I remember that to this day.
Well it's Mickey James versus Jillian Hall. Yes, and Jim Ross says,
Mickey James has a new dude. Yeh, all right, thank you so
much. So Jillian has a Britney Spears gimmick. That's right. She hasn't
like gone full into it yet, but she's definitely getting there. It's common.
Uh. Jillian is based by the way. She has a lot of
great moves. Here. She does a fucking razzle dazzle dude. Yeah,
forearm exchange in this bitch dude they did. I couldn't believe that show.
I was like, oh fuck, and then the fucking it's over. It
was awesome. The forum exchange Mickey James and Jillian Hall. Dude, they
fucking actually are throwing two fucking uh. Mickey goes for the rana in the
corner, but Jillian counters into electric chair drop. I said, oh he's
ship dude. That was awesome, and it didn't What you do next,
well, she Jillian uh forces Mickey James to motor boat her yea. And
then Mickey's return move is to kiss Jillian on the lips and then kick her
in the head and win. Mickey James chick kick. That's it. I
like his match, dude. They should have got more time here, actually
got talk. Yeah, well that's true. He had a lot to say
getting and into this one. Yeah, but Mickey James and Jillian Hall like
blew away my expectations, Like I know that sounds. I know, like
people can't tell what I'm joking it on most of the time. No,
it was fun. They like they really were fucking They had something going here.
If they had more time, this would have been awesome. And I
think Jillian's underrated. Jillian could do a fucking four fifty and they never let
it do it on TV. Well, they had this like bolger thing they
stuck on her head, and that was a little bit. They only had
an endless list of the shittiest fucking things possible for her to do. Yeah,
I mean, for me, that was awesome. So Beth Phoenix is
here, and Beth Phoenix attacks Mickey and Jillian from behind, and I just
want to remind it right, Candice Michelle's on commentary here, She's like two
feet away from the ring. She watches this first happen. Well, she
she tells them, Oh shit, I gotta be right back. She takes
off the heads yet and then Beth. Then Beth Phoenix comes in and beats
the ship out of Mickey, James, and Jillian Hall. Enough time passes
where Beth Phoenix taunts throws them out of the rings the belt at all,
and then Kandas is here. He says, oh my god, Canadas Shell's
in there now, and Cannas Michelle is easy farming Foix in heels, dude,
and then the fucking best Phoenix hits Candas with our buscle buster. Yeah,
man, this is this might be underrated. This might be underrated.
Yeah. I don't need people to I don't need somebody to fact check this,
double check this, but this ship might be legit. Yeah, man,
some killers here, Jillian Hall, Mickey James, Beth Phoenix, Cannas
Michelle, Like, were they really throwing like this? I guess maybe unless
we got lucky. But maybe this was like a crazy wee. I'm on
board. We got we gotta check their sb R seven move sets and see
what they had in there. They did a good job, and I was
very I liked it. Yeah, me too. The w w rewind brought
to you by Snickers with the veins, Tony, I'll take them out.
You take the veins. He sucks fucking straight up off the bar, dude.
I just lick him like a blow pomp. No, there's a steroid
scale or seven. You know, you gotta take get rid of it,
dude. No, I just shoot the fucking juice into my snakes. Juice
into them. There. I shipped my jars, that's sure. James has
been James has been banned from eating Snickers. That's real. Actually he's breaking
the law repeatedly. Sit over here. I eat them bitches and straight in
the bathroom every time. But I still eat them because they're good. And
it's like a horrific scene too. It's like not great. Yeah, I
mean, you know, like everyone's got that one dude that'd be taking ships
like that crazy, right, I'm not gay? What did you say,
Tony? Ship? No? I ain't got that one dude that takes ships
like crazy, you do? Okay, right here, we decided this was
the time to talk about it. Ago. No, it doesn't have to
be this way, guy, I just be taking ships. Great. It's
almost Thanksgiving, bro, It's almost Thanksgiving. When you come to my house
this weekend, Toddy, I'm gonna eat son nickers, you pieces, and
I hope he used to say that. I'm not gonna let you eat them
all the pre game snickers, you pieces. Ship. I'm gonna feed them
to them. Actually before you get there, Tony, I'm not gonna tell
you that though. Santina Morella and Maria Santina Marella and Maria ta Marella.
Correct, that's right. Interrupted. Sorry, man, I just had like
a spell right there. I don't know what happened just reading those two names,
like did some in my brain. Santina Morella and Maria are interrupted by
Sandman ding ding ding d d. He's over too, He's man. Yeah.
Santino says that he realized what Salmon's problem is. He's he's jealous that
he uh make a a love to Maria and he only make love to your
stick. So saman fucking Canes Santino in the head and then Santino also has
an arm bracet. By the way, this is not mentioned here or after.
I don't what's happen there. Uh, he came Santino, he cans
him up the ramp to the back, and that's that was the w w
rewind brought to you by Snickers with the veins. Samman versus Santina Marella and
Maria is wrong with you, buddy here? No Maria here, Stina is
not here. Santino starts to and uh, the mic not here right now?
The not the mic is not working, and Lola says, oh,
I think the audio guy doesn't like Santino either. Well, it finally works,
and Santino says it is a very sad time for him and all of
Italy. They lost the greatest tenor in the world, Luciano Pavaratti. He
passed away and there's people in the crowd clapping. He says, well,
at least he passed away before we had to watch the stone Cold Steve Awston
in the Condemned on DVD. That's fucked up, man, that was attack.
Yeah, that's uh, you will fucking pay for this was not bad.
No, and it went. It was in theaters too, so fuck
you man. Yeah, look at you, Santino, Marilla and Maria.
Saman's music hits and the camera is frantically trying to find him in the crowd.
It's a cool entrance, Yeah, it is pretty cool. It's a
cool entrance. And he's over in the crowds like into it and all.
And Santino's talking during the entrance. He says, you son him a gun.
You tricked me again. Shame on me. No, shame on you.
It doesn't matter. You're not gonna trick me again. If he wants
to fight, I'm going to fight. But now with that stick. If
you asked me at any point, like, hey, has Santino and the
Sandman ever wrestled? I would have never said yes. Why the funk would
I have thought yes? I would have said yes. I would say on
September ten, two thousand and seven. Oh wow, I fuck I believe
that? Oh oh thank you guys. Yeah, no problem. If you
ever need any information like that. Again, didn't you a lot more about
two seven? Wwe here very soon. I've made a crucial mistake. Yeah,
so Saman being in his ara WB is fucked up. To me,
I'll be honest with you. Yes. Saman then proceeds to hurt his leg,
getting irishwips. Somehow the fuck happened there? Yes, Saman gets thrown
into the corner, hits it. Was he trying to do an up and
over is he doing Okay? He like hits it in the most fucked up
way possible, blows out his knee. It looks like because even later he's
limping. He is. Yeah. Santino, by the way, goes for
a Superman splash, Salmon gets his knees up. Salmon is calling spots so
loudly. One of these spots is Santino goes to the floor and Sandman goes
for a house show dive, but instead holds the rope and goes twelve to
six down onto the floor. Ye ah. Jed Lawler calls that a head
first dive bomb, which is the correct name for it. That's the pure
Rescu name for it. Well, Sandman, sorry, Santino goes to hit
Sandman with the Singapore Cane, misses and gets disqualified. All right, what
the fuck? Yeah, I get intent gets the qualification. I didn't know
that. Well, this is my favorite thing that happens here is that it's
a d Q. They ring the bell. Santino gets in the ref says,
all right, that's a de ring the bell that was alread being wrong
glitch. Santina goes to break the cane over his leg, hurts himself,
So Samon gets in the ring with his hurt leg and swings the cane and
Missus and Santino powders also, you know, just so you don't feel crazy
or anything. No intent is not a disquad, you know, referees.
But I hate Santino. Then I guess he says, yours suspend did That's
what sam? Last match of all time in the WBE. I think that's
right I have to do. If you love Yeah, it is. There's
a banger, that's fucking I mean, he went out with a bang,
absolutely got hurt, and he got fired his fucking head. And Jimmy Stok
or sorry Jimmy Snoke. Jimmy Stok is definitely not his dad, but neither
is well, we don't know that. Guess you're fucking right. So I
got backstage. Maria is talking to Ron Sims about Santino not being the same
and she wants to see other people for Ruke and Maria are watching backstage,
and I'm very fucking confused. Freaking damn Shirt, Damn, I saw a
figure the other day. Uh, it's Fruk in a Feruk shirt because they
couldn't put damn on the figures? Are you serious? And Shirt just said
where it's his? Damn? His catchphrase, I guess was same fun,
Yeah, same fun. Yes, it's crazy, dude. Santino comes around
the corner and just fucking blasts for from behind and throws them into what happens
to be a set of seven kegs. I don't know why there's a bunch
of kegs there. Yeah, that was probably not the best idea on Santino's
part. No, probably not, because he's probably gonna get fucking suspended whatever
to suspend everybody, and Santino says, damn Santino and Maria, thank you,
Bry. I'm on the same way. I'm feeling it now, May
I remember? Yeah? Yeah, I like this Diva search segment. We
get the two two thousand and seven finalists, You get your laptop and your
flip phone out and both at the same time for your favorite. Here we
got Brooke. Of course, we have Eve Torres. Of course. Of
course we have Ja Kim. She wants to wear her army bikini overseas for
her dad. Oh that's good in my life, Jessica Lena, uh huh,
basical Lyna, I like you, Lina Lyndy. There's no way this
woman's n d spelled l y n d y. Lindy's up. It's crazy.
Naomi Tarren Terrell. Yes, oh my, she should win. She
doesn't. Beach Volleyball is streaming on w B dot com. If you want
to watch that fellas they do it. Yeah, shoot, be volleyball.
Oh it is exclusively streaming. Oh yeah, I forgot that. Me and
Tony talked about that. It was the dodgeball game they did on the Divas.
I remember the dogeball game. I do remember that. And yeah,
there you go. There's the goddamn Divas arch. It comes back to j
R and King and Josh. I will be logging in tonight to vote.
Yes. I will be pantless as well. Not what we watch along with
the world, watching my dog with my flip bones. I lost my keys
that Kig says, that's a little weird to you, j R. That's
weird. I don't know why you're saying this. This is two thousand and
seven, Jerry, not for real? Fuck you? So we run down
the card for Unforgiven two thousand and seven. You like this card? It's
I mean they had what they had, They had like all their top match
graphics. You like them, right, James are fun? Yeah, they're
crazy looking you. It's Randy Orton versus John Cena for the w WE title
triple Its versus Carlito in an only not dy Q for Carlito match, Undertaker
versus the Way that's fucking his base. And I would cheer for the Front
Office Undertaker versus Mark Henry in a Return of the Undertaker match. I wonder
who's gonna wear that one? Abody really? Uh? Great Colleague versus Ray
Masterio versus Battista for the World title is also on that show. What ship
did they not announce? Here? Let's see what else we got? Great
Colley is huge. Well, you've got the tag title match of course,
Brian of course. Oh yeah, Kendrick in London against Murdock and Caid.
We have Beth Phoenix and Cannas Michelle we talked about as well. That was
good. We have Deuce and Domino getting SmackDown tag title shots against m VP
and Matt Hardy. Uh East to be title Elijah Burk and see and punk
Elijah Burk and see him punk. Yeah notoriously, I don't and you maybe
maybe I'm wrong, maybe you can look back, but I don't think they
had one good match with each other, really great match. Everybody loved it,
really like working with always very nicely of the wrong. I'm sorry about
that. So we have Great Colleae versus Jeff Hardy. In an inner promotional
showdown last week on SmackDown, the Great Colleague came out after raymis Hero won
an I Quit match against Chavo Guerrero, and then the Great Collie squished raymis
Hero's head like a great yeah boys, forget about it, Manlivable. That
is that is awesome. That is like an all timer moment. That is
I mean, yeah, damn man. So Great Colleague beats the ship out
of Jeff Hardy, no for real, not for beat them like beats them,
beats them, beats them some more, and then squishes his head like
a grape. In fact, j R. Says he is squishing his head
like in the Rainbow Haired grape and he squishes his fucking head forever. This
is Mario Yamasaki esque work here from the referee. You heard that. That's
awesome. I'm so glad that he said that. Yeah, he is unbelievably
just not calling it. He's asking Jeff, are you okay? What he
says? What do you say, Jeff? Jeff is fucking dead here,
dude, dude so much so. He's doing it with Jeff Party's face facing
his crotch at first, and then I guess the ref ride gives him the
iggy that they need to see Jeff's dead face. So Collie then swirls him
around, squishes his head from the back, and the ref still is not
calling it. This is this is a great couple of weeks for great Collie.
Here, this is the swish of seven. This guy's really got it
like that the summer colleague. So Klie eventually gets tired of squishing his head
like a rainbow haired grape. I bet, like, what was the reason
he like, just call the match? No, he had to get that
pinfall, Victor. I understand, Yeah, I don't you know why why
couldn't it just be a submission? I don't understand they needed the shot of
him standing over Jeff Hardy. He's not big enough, is that okay?
And there's a five colum this either well, it wasn't in the ropes,
but it's definitely like, I guess it's not illegal. Yeah, I guess
it's not. And Jeff was still alive enough for the referee to just wait
for him to get out. And Jeff was on all fours, face down
on the fucking mat, not moving, bleeding out of his mouth. What
you say, Jeff? When when Collie first put it in, I swore
Jeff was going to do the sit down jawbreaker. Yeah, but he doesn't.
He just gets killed, thrown to the floor, and then Collie pins
him with one foot on his chest. Was like just just said call it?
What the fun? Yeah, he's the interkind champ. You know what
I mentioned it before too. You gotta protect your top guys, you know
what I mean, like you gotta, but your top guys are your top
guys, and like they should go up. But like that Jeff Hardy,
Sure, yes, yeah, I mean come on, let him swap the
whisper in the wind out of the air or something like I get there,
you know, Collie is the fucking super killer of all time right now during
this fucking summer, Colleague. But come on, come, Jeff Hardy.
Come. So Batista's music hits after the match, and great Colleague cannot believe
it. His head fucking swivels so hard dude. Not only can he not
believe it, James Batista is in such a rush to save Jeff Hardy that
he comes out and does full entrance with theatrics and fire. Yeah, you
know what I mean, and I appreciate that. Well, dude, Batista
gets in the ring and spears Colleague and starts stopping his ands out. The
crowd's fucking losing, dude, Patia chuck down that giant freak of the man.
I'm tire so Coach and Vince are backstage and they're walking and talking,
and they're about to talk a lot because now it's time for the ending segment
of the show. Vince mcmantown Hall number two started and ended the show at
Vince he was Everyone got suspended, so the only person left to draw rating
was Vince McMahon. That had to be thinking, right, I definitely think
you're right on that. Yeah, well, Vince, uh and coach come
out on the stage and Vince stops and he turns back and he signals for
all the stars to come out, and they do. All the stars like
the following Deuce Domino, Nunzio, Jamie Noble and Anti Hornswoggle Shirt Punk with
the ECW title the Mizz Teddy Long the Highlanders there you go, Uh well
it was it was Rory and then the other guy that they got to step
in for, Robbie Davari, Tommy Dreamers, Sandman. It's legit, just
a litany of two thousand and seven mid card roster and Vince's eyeballing every person
as they come to the ring, trying to figure out this is hired here?
Like, what is the deal with all these guys coming out? Who
are these guys? How they are here? These guys? I pay these
I pay this fucking freak with a drool out of his mouth as Festus,
I pay this guy. Jerry Lawler on commentary says, oh, what about
Ball's mahoney from ECW. He sort of looks like mister Rickmann, doesn't he?
And j R. Says Balls grapefruits, Oh my big Daddy. Ve
comes through and Vince like side steps big style to get like a look at
him looking up and down here. Ah you remember, he said, God
damn, that's real. I saw you in the locker room. But Viggies,
you gotta big ass comcast. You know he could be myself. My
daughter was actually my son maybe like that here and triple H and white triple
H new shirt you can get on w B shop. Tone is that?
So Vince says, one of these men will be privileged enough to be my
bastard son, and who will claim the name of McMahon. And he puts
his fist up McMahon, fight the power the fuck. He says, We've
been waiting long enough to find out. So this attorney, whatever your name
is, Johnson Jackson, you know his fucking name, mister Johnson, He
says, which one of these men is my son? Mister Johnson comes on
the screen and he says, before I disclose who your son is, my
client has a series of messages of who your son is not and your illegitimate
son is not extreme And Vince said, oh, well, all right,
well anyone you're out, Sorry about that. ECW's out of here. So
he said, to you guys, start leaving him. Vince says, thanks
God, that's not balls, my hon fuck you balls, You're fucking freak.
Just a note, by the way, the Sandman does not leave when
this is said, because the Sandman is on the raw roster. That's right,
he was traded. So, mister Johnson says, your son has a
fondness for gold, and Coach says, oh, I think that means your
son is a champion or something, and Vince's all right, Well, anyone
has a current champion or a former champion. You can stay the rest of
you get out of here. My son is a is a champion and I'm
liking that. Yeah, And the crowd starts going, oh, Jim,
Jim Douggan leaves. Jim Duggant was never a chair, Jim Douggan, never
champion. It's crazy, that's crazy, and Vince says, a hacksaw.
Jim Duggan's oh enough to be my father, Vince. Uh. Mister Johnson
says your son's skin is fair, and this startles Vince. For man,
He's looking around, He's like, what you mean, what's that mean?
You mean my my son is Caucasian? And for some reason, he has
like a big smile on his face when he said that occasion Caucasian, I
mean Caucasian. And then he says, oh, well, you know,
I mean if you're not Caucasian, then leave Mark Henry. Then, man,
I don't make the rules around here. Go blame it on that woman,
you know. And then Coaches pointing to himself like he's he said,
I gotta leave in Vince's now. Now we establish it on my son,
you can, and then he goes to talk to mister Johnson again, but
Coach then gives him the iggy to tell all the wrestlers get in the ring
and says, oh yeah, one Mark today, everyone getting the ring out.
Mister Johnson says, your son's skin is fair and so is his hair,
and Vince looks directly at Kane and says, you're not qualified. Unfortunately,
we have we have pro visual proof of game shitt little cock patroon dot
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that out. The camera zooms in on Sandman. I imagine the fucking production
truck was dying laughing, because I'm pretty sure it came out after that Sandman
was already supposed to be gone. They just never figured that all of the
clues that they were giving actually fit the description of the sand He was an
easy to be a champion before, Yeah, but they didn't count like his
head. Yeah, I's easy to eat can right? Uh? And the
crowd starts channing for Kennedy. They will they all this lines up fucking blonde
hair for Ken Kennedy, and Vince says, I told you he might be
from Green Bay, but he suspended for impersonating a mcphan. That's crazy.
Mister Johnson then says individual, which sends this whole segment into a fucking spy.
This is like, this was fun. Like Vince gets genuinely pissed off
here. He says, all right, you're saying, my son is that
Caucasian blonde hair champion, but you're saying he what does he have? And
he has individual gold or tag team gold? Does my son have individual gold?
Is that what you're telling me? Damn talked to goddamnit and you could
tell like mister Johnson was not prepared to have any like responses to this or
anything, like he just has the paper that he's reading off and he says
yes, which is also not an answer to this individual gold Yes, yes,
okay, which Caden Murdoch. Then both leave, So that's that's done
with them. So the last ave it uh, I think it's Jars Jerris
is Larry, Larry the cable guy. Get her done, Tater salad,
get you, get your fat ass out of here, alright, take your
hands out of here, say that, shut up. I'm taking the show
over. Now, get your fat out of here. Ventures in the ring,
No one's gonna tell me what to fucking jay fu, fucking fu talk
dog ship talk. So the only people left in the ring now triple h
jbl in the sand Man, which is definitely a triple threat that I did
in s v R A. They're slow and they all did the same moves
and and well Sandman did the twelve to six smark head butt off the top.
That was only a limited number of games to So I'm glad you're the
one that got that rolling rock rolling, the rolling rock roll rock ship out.
My has you know what the SAI was. This is a shillout of
fuck. I was doing a little commentary. Stop. So mister Johnson says,
one final clue your son loves to play the game, and everyone immediately
just goes, oh, it's fucking Triple H. What Salmon is a big
gamer. That guy has Jery Royals. I've seen that he's fucking gaming.
Salmon and j BL both leave, so it is just Triple H and Vince
in the ring and they're they're both distraught. They're obviously not fucking happy about
this. And Vince on the mic says, if you're my son, that
means that you and Triple Ah cuts him off hisn't like this anymore than you
do, all right, dude, he was just gonna say that you're my
daughter, and that's my your fire that says something's something's wrong. This is
this is not right, And mister Johnson says, your son does indeed love
to play the game, whether that game be Hide and Seek, Horseshoes or
a scene on SmackDown Marbles. Somehow no one still on mars. I don't
watch right down. Are you talking about well, mister, he says,
stop talking at riddles. Who is my son? Mister Johnson says things are
looking up, mister McMahon, but not for you, for your son,
hornswoggle, and then for some reason, the beginning of stings Tea and a
theme starts to play. I was very thrown off, and then horns Wogglesteam
plays and every the crowd is fucking love This is great two thousand and seven
humor. Here the crowd is fucking loving it. They're laughing. Triple H.
You've probably seen this picture a million times of Triple H kind of leaning
over, pointing at Vincent laughing in a white shirt. That's what this is
from. Yeah, that man, Hornswoggle Birdwalk would be fuking awesome. So
Hornswoggle comes out from under the ring. This is when I realized that Hornswoggles
the fucking cruiserweight champion. This is my dog for real. That's oh yeah,
I guess that makes sense. Yeah, Hornswoggle is fucking dancing around,
hugging Vince's leg. He's celebrating on the rope. Triple A just laughing at
him. J R. Says, mister managing complete disbelief. That is,
grapefruits could produce a hornswoggle. There's something in w B where the size of
your balls determined to the size of your fucking so on. I did not
know this, Tony, Is this true? Your son is going to be
fucking seven ft. It's just sign's anatomy. That's right, that's how it
works, bro, you don't even know well the triple, I don't know
triplets and puts the Hornswoggle hat on Vince's Hornswoggle, hugs him and the man
has just lost the Wilson. Wait a minute, what's all the table?
You fan ash? His cowboy head starts back in his air and that's that's
it. That's this fucking reveal. Vince's Vince's illegitimate son is Hornswoggle, not
Ken Kennedy, not a big angle for power of the company. And then
Vince mcman puts Hornswoggle into a pillowcase and throws him out the limo window ship
through the somewhere. I gotta we gotta wow. That is so that is
this, that is this time. Wow, that was garly Wow for those
who would do that to my son. Yeah, for those uh that weren't
with us back then, Yeah, that was something that was pitched. I
don't know if it was. I don't think it was Vince that pitched it.
I think a writer pitch. That's fucking even better that they would put
Hornswoggle into a pillowcase and chuck them out the side of a limo going past
a fucking a highway or something into an ocean and kill him about that,
May fourth of twenty twenty. That's crazy, I still so. I'm sure
back then we said the same thing. James and I just want to prove
to ourselves three years ago that we were right that they should have done that.
And that's on. You guys really liked the show, right like you
guys? Look, man, the horse Walko song is gas. I would
say that, but what about Rush to Day? Hold on? That's forever
man hold on? But yeah, man, two thousand and seven, w
w E. This is, as James said, very soon, going to
Beasts talked about very fondly. So we wanted to just, you know,
get there before they did and tell you that, yeah, you can put
some eights on this and this ship would be a fucking fire beat. Yeah,
is unbelievable. What the fuck is happening? Listeners, Put this bitch
on one point five speed and tell me somes so this will hardest fie,
let me see, let me see, oh ship, hold on? Now
this gas s with some fucking bass. This is really what it's all about
dude. You know Miles needs to get on this now. We just send
him sped up hornswoggle check just beat out. Yeah, you're right, someone
needs to get on that. Put some fucking one points at you and like
one point is crazy fucking pussy the eddy one point splashes. Nicee, look
at that ship, dad, pull splash, get it right right here.
Well there you go. That was wrong for September tenth and seven and that
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