It's 5:20 Somewhere - From ID Photos to Street Dudes... This Episode Went Everywhere 😂

Welcome back to it is five twenty somewhere, and that's
so funny.
I do actually get hold of asses. I hope they do.
I can't wait to tell y'all about my super duper,
duper fun Everything happened like starting on Thursday until today.
That was just perfect because it was a holiday on Friday.
It's Pride Month, Happy, Happy, belated Juneteenth.
Did y'all could do anything any type of celebration with it.
Our sister had a birthday party slash rodeo. See, we
were the real first cowboys and girls show so power
to the people in the history and the sistory.
But let me tell y'all. Started off my week. I
don't remember what day this was, and I had to
take my ID pic and I had those braids to
the back.
Mm hmm. It is probably the worst ID picture. I
shut Why you ain't showing? Where is it at?
It's so ugly, y'all not.
My mom was like, did you wear the Why did
you wear the Like Mike, I d place. I just
watched that movie yesterday. I watched it like they still
tea I look like a mugshot was like that look
like motherfucking cleo.
Literally, I'll set it up. I'm about to say it.
You look like a motherfucking studes really really bad, Like
who is that?
Look at this ship I'm throwing like a paper plate.
It's so embarrassing. So that that's how that's how my
week started.
And it was just like pictures, you go and you
purposely lose.
Your My mugshot was better than that. My mugshot was
better than that.
Do you have them?
You should all have our mugshots on here. I don't
should host our mud shots one day.
You got shots? Yeah, I have too.
Yeah, I think I got to them though. Well, the
guys found mine, but the idea it was terrible. Yeah,
they brought me on the show like yeah, we're gonna
I'm gonna do the what do you call.
It, the Barbie Barbie backstory or whatever?
Super excited, got super cute, and they just kept asking
stuff about jail.
Yes, they kept saying stuff about jail and.
Jail, and I was like, where is this going? And yes,
they put up my mugshot, one of my mug shots.
But I ain't no.
Killer, but don't push me. But into the good stuff
that happened this.
Week, the tutor.
No, I didn't you know I'm doing that little distant
lover thing right now. And yeah, yeah, well we'll we'll
talk about that later as well. But on Thursday, thank you.
I made that drink for Father's Day. It is blueberry, vanilla,
lemon and gram.
Because I tasted something, I was like, oh, it kind
of gives me must what's a good name for that for? Oh?
You got orange and the gray Maria is kind of
like an orange liquor. Yep, yep, yep, a deeper orange liquor.
But look at me, Oh.
You needed that. I was in the house minding my business.
What the heck?
You know?
You'll know my mostache were growing in. You got some
nice natural.
Lips, thank you? Are they not like that anymore?
They are? I need the mustache so to make it?
Make him stand down again? Yeah? What did you get?
The line up? Really? The taper? Really just poluptuousness? Taper?
Did you say my fucking lip was tapered? Girl? Take
the ship off of their Take the ship. I'm to
take the picture pictures. I'm so weak, y'all.
I'm trying to tell y'all about my good day. Thursday,
I hosted R and b bingo.
My god, it's reminding me of Rent.
Dude, Miss Barley, I know somebody that like it.
Bitch, Ye get this lined up to.
Y'all, y'all look at my eyebrows just everything. My best
friend she was like, it looked like, yeah, I.
Did it, bitch, Why would you do that?
It's almost you had the terminator raising. I cannot you
hated that for your I d P what what?
Yeah?
Where did your brows go?
Bar that's the glare that my brows are there. The
browns is not the problem. I had to take my
glasses off. You know, I can't see what I'm a glass. Okay,
he needs I started look at my lips and I
got to put my ears. I was like, if I
at least would have had some earrings in, I might
have looked a little.
It's like, you feel better.
The fuzz at the side burns just makes it way worse.
Okay, moving the funk along lashes. I might have had
a mustache like I would now because it was just
a few days ago.
Is a little shadow down there.
But because I look like my cousin, let my cousin parents.
You definitely look like a little girl, little face is
still serving though I don't see where Tyra.
Banks would have loved it. This is that like con
conventional beauty. I used to like.
Y'all starting to not like this podcast any freaking more
now Thursday, please take it down.
I hosted R and B Bingo.
It was exciting, it was lit, had a good time,
got wasted.
Went to Georgia Street.
At Georgia Street, see Hope tried not to let me
into the door after he said I was an ultimate
v I P member. Our names is engraved on anything.
Are you alone or were you or did you have accomplicity?
I had somebody.
I had somebody with me, so I don't know if
maybe he said they couldn't get in or I don't know.
She just came to me and said he was not
trying not to let us in, but Cash let us in.
Shout out to Cash, Boom, we got in. How many
people did you have with? Okay, damn being paid?
Because that be the issue, bringing extra people along trying
to get in. I should very much at least get
a pleasant I'm not even saying that's pushing that there.
I don't think whoever that one was trying really hard
to get straight scrubs with it.
I feel about nigga smoking hukah.
What I don't have. I don't have a problem with it.
Before I said on the Guy's episode, before I would
prefer or maybe it was like in the beginning stages
of Its five twenty that I would prefer that they
smoke reefer over hookah.
But get your rocks off, kids, Why would he do that?
That was like you trying to like be funny.
How are you trying to set us up for failure.
I've dealt with people.
Who smoke cucka, Like he'd be like, who are hookah
kind of sours?
They don't do the selfies with the hookah? That's what
I was gonna say. Did they post the stories with it?
How? How is a masculine way to smoke cuckah?
Because you gotta.
But a lot of narcissists have addictive personalities and if
they ain't smoke weed, then they else smoke something else
or find something else to get addicted.
We're ready, you smoke coca, then do other drugs.
But I live five k is. I'll take hooka over crack,
hook over pills. Who go, yeah, there you go. I'll
take hook over pills hook go over.
Coke, because hello, the West Side doing coke and they
be doing boy, leave it to drop.
That's another conversation for our home.
Another day, I got in the Fever was in their party,
so y'all know me.
I mixed some mingo. I started taking shots with the girlies.
I had a fun time. I'm gonna leave the story
right there, but I partied with the Fevers, so it
was great. Oh, we gonna have one on this couch.
We're gonna have one on this cout.
Yeah.
I'm at the game on Tuesday, so preferably the ankle breaker.
Yeah, speaking of which, we're gonna into it. We're gonna
manifest it.
And you know, but I took I'm done taking shots, guys.
I'm absolutely done taking No, no, no, the fuck you're
not done.
I'm gonna your birthday is coming up. Oh yeah, that's different.
But look when I left out, I put Sea Hove
in a toe hold and gave it.
That gave him a noogie. Yeah he deserved it. Why
would you play crazy at this door, nigga? Yeah, bro
So should have gave him a wedgie. Get into your
sports talk trapping.
Okay, Well, I have a game for you girls, and
so first to three wins were game.
You will win the title of being the winner. All right,
let's get into the keys where she's such a motherfucking
winner all the goddamn time. So all right, I didn't
want to play this game.
I say take her out, bar that's what I say.
You've got an advantage.
Okay, great, there we go. He ain't his the game.
Okay, boom, first to three we're gonna put pictures up here,
and whoever comes up with it the quicker, the quickest.
I'm sorry, you get a point. Okay. So the young lady,
her name's Courtney.
No, and if you get the first or last name,
either one is fine.
Or if they have like.
A famous boyfriend and you say, oh that's such and
such girlfriend, that works too, okay, or if you have
a very like this person, like if you knew what number.
She was drafted, I'll give it to you.
Okay, nobody knows, that is it, Olivia.
Yes, let's go one on the board, rookie.
Other years, she's like Malcolm in girl form mount like
not not not technically but basically yeah.
Why okay, but Corney that was me said, okay, got it.
Can you okay one on one? All right? All right?
What I call the injuries?
You let her get Kaylyn Clark?
Why do I keep doing that? Kaitlyn Clark?
I swear, Kaitlyn, I swear, Kaitlyn. I don't know why
I keep doing it. I'm so sorry, Kaitlyn Clark.
Kaitlyn, that doesn't count because you still before she needs
it's two to one. It's fine, Kelsey Mitchell.
Different right there? All right? One. Do y'all know who
this is? Though? Mhm h e not Raven? Nope? Then
Wills is turning my drink? What to give us a?
Give us a?
Uh?
Her Celtics Boston. Her name is Boston. Her last name
is I don't know, Aliah Boston, Aliah Boston.
That's Raven Johnson, Yes, yep, yep.
Was there anybody else I know? Do y'all know?
I know she's in a relationship with another girl.
I don't know who was She.
She's really good too, yep, she she's.
Really good and she's on the same team as the
person she's Yeah, I know that. What her name start?
We give it to me?
Te uh page turn no page?
What Beckers you said with a T?
No?
I didn't. She just said a t she didn't.
Okay, Page Bakers, I know I know of her.
I think that's somebody's logging to the n b A
t V. I promise I will know more. All right, Well, uh, kigy,
you don't win everything. You can't win them all. We probably,
but you know, but you know what you you did
win in today.
You came in here looking and smelling like you deserve
to get your ass eight.
So let's she's crazy.
It was about to say you just you look like
you need your ass beat.
That's but he said some whole other sh.
You want to get her as eight smello good looking good, Yeah.
Because we are so glad that it is the summertime.
Because baby, these dresses give it mate out.
The niggas is tired of us wearing Leah tardz and Jeords.
No listen, I've been I've been spring speaking of Jeords.
No no, no, I've been spring cleaning.
So I can say that this dress came from I
want to say, sheen like three years.
And you look really snatched in it. Amazing.
The girls that sitting in what waists the ass is poking.
You look amazing. And let's tell the girlies tell her
the combination that you have on.
So yeah, I've been giving compliments all day, no joking anyway, honestly, Valentino.
The pink and black mhm.
They they literally key, I done got like one two
which one pink and black one and then also mixed
it with good girl the baby pink heel.
Okay, okay, what let me smell you. I want to
get a whiff you can. It's my time to shine
in the city. Literally, I already got. They already talked
about you smell nice. I like it. You said you
could smell it from there, so I'm just kidding. He
couldn't smell you.
I'm tired from the door from let me not be
cocking the.
Fuck you don't listen to you? Okay. I've had a
rough week, so I looked like shit today. He looks
so cute, sporty spice. It's giving twenty twenty six Jork girly.
Five fingers, Uh, what about to say five my finger
discount my finger, toes, five toes shoes Okay.
It never it's raining. It's pouring down today, so it's like.
It was perfectly fine when I left. I just didn't
feel like putting on the clothes.
It looks so cute, you and earthy. I love stripes.
You look amazing. Look yeah, you look really good. I
love the whole focus. Why are they growing out?
It's fine, I need a feeling on my everything's.
Done bad as our sisters are toes hec and.
Acting too cool for school. Bro, She's like, it's our
other sister's birthday. She's like, I'm sorry, I can't do
it right now because of Manaia's birthday. Like, bro, all right,
speaking of my night's birthday. Tea came in and motherfucker
with the with the middle park. But then I'm like, oh,
you're like, okay, I'm gone, your little buss down here.
I just want to see do a length check, you know, yeah,
curlyon know the curls. Don't let the curls fool you.
Your ship probably touch in the middle of your Yeah,
I want to.
See your Yeah, I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna
do it. I'm gonna see see
see where it's he.
Like, if your cousin or your family like a professional,
or your discount.
No, no, look my collar right now.
No, I don't I don't. I think, look at if
you're lookout on the price I'm gonna take.
If your family is a professional, do you do they
owe you a discount, like if they do any type?
Okay, real, My sister will look at me, do a
feeling for me, and I'll be like, what are you
should be?
Like twenty five sixty?
Y'all throw a little smooth little sixty maybe eighty.
On my good days.
Wait, yo, she twenty five dollars and you give her
sixty dollars.
Yeah, okay, that's what's up.
Y'all always like that because our sisters, like they always
try to throw us deals, even our flooris sister or whatever.
So when she throwed me deals.
The last time she threw me a deal, she gave
me like I gave I paid her money and she
gave me like forty dollars back. I'm like, bitch, I
know that you're my sister and you're giving me a deal,
so I'm like giving you extra on top of it, Like, girl,
don't give me no motherfucking deal.
Bitch.
I love that for y'all, and I feel like y'all
are beautiful, outstanding women. And as we go into words
from the block but before.
But we didn't even get into your shoes though, what
about the shoes?
What about my shoes?
It's so cute. We can't skip over the shoes because
didn't the guys have something to say about those?
Yeah, they said these were like workout shoes for fucking
cross path or something. But I don't know cross fit, CrossFit, CrossFit,
what's funny?
Crossbad. I think they're able. I think they're the game. However,
I think that they're like sold out right now. They are.
They have a list I'm on, like the little slipper ones.
I had to buy some fake ones because they sold
sold out. You put some ones what they are? What
are they like? But they have the brand name on.
It and y'all.
I would have bought the real ones, but they didn't
have them, so ship, I'm like, fuck it. I slid
them to me.
Yeah, but honestly, I was like, I haven't been like
looking cute. I've been really chilled on the couch. So
I was talking about getting cute today and putting on
some kitten heels. As I was getting dresses do it
was like, hey, them little bitty has hills, y'all wear
lead that ship alone.
Them is too low. Them it's too ugly. And I'm like,
don't nobody want to be in the club with their
feet hr? And like how long business? How okay? Like
did you better? Like you look like you off the ground?
What are you doing with these? My last heels? But
I love a good kit in hell? How do you
feel about them? And for us to be comfortable in
the club. I got a cute little I love kitten heels.
Let's do it. Let's do it, Capris and kitten heels
around this motherfucker Caprice. Yeah, I love I love a
good kit in him.
I had a guy tell me he can't stand wedges.
I love wedges. How do you about wedges? Or around
with wedges in the summer? He like, nah, he said
the motherfucker he said them ships is ugly. I love
a good wedge.
Wedges feel like you can go out all night, Yes,
come home at six in the morning.
We can dance, so we're mustard. Yeah, let's do it.
Come on, you have anything about against wedges or you're
the only guy that we have an opinion?
Like, okay, wedges are cute. We just came back.
They used to be an auntie shoe though, and you
know those.
Mob they just come back.
Is like, don't make you curious?
Okay, amen, mm hmmm, because I can wear whatever.
Like the hair cut that big head, I thought, honestly,
you know what it's so he was out here looking
like Gilly heard trop was beefing that day, and I
just knew that if we weren't beefing, then I wouldn't
wear that hat.
But I asked Barbie.
But you know, Barbie has an eccentric so it's like
it was cool. It was cute if the Knicks had
won the championship that week or something.
But it was cute. What was it? Terrible trap? Mm
hmm okay, I didn't speaking of Trump, this big she
don't never.
I would like to say, somebody call me, no much
will be tolerated.
Are you about to say?
Somebody called me this week and they was like you
was supposed to throw check the big bitch. I'm like,
what are you talking about? And they were like that
big girl. Trump says you got bullied by.
The big girl.
I'm like, all right now that ship when we was
just potting, I actually didn't get bullied by a big girl.
Katina was not even there.
This bitch was in the lot of the fair by
time that shit happened or whatever.
But I realized one thing about Trump. She do not
hooke fun at herself.
She's not gonna like she gonna hide the truth or
I might be telling the story and I might leave
out her part, And it's up to her.
She want to add that party in or not? Are
you about to add it in? There?
She's going to stretch the truth like when it come
to me, But when it come to her, she'd be
hot in that shade.
Like. She literally let.
Me sit here, and I was like, yeah, we fought
on the last day of school and she put a
scratch on my forehead and I went to graduation fucked up.
This witch really let me sit here and say that.
She said, yeah, my neck, my back, no bit your eye.
You didn't say nothing about y'all. You what you want
to say? I got bullied by the big girl. Okay, ma'ams, ma'ams.
That was really weird. That was why would you say
I got bullied by that big girl? Say you got bullied?
Say that.
I didn't say that. It is out the mud. I was, Oh,
my weird. No, y'all make weird, then it has to
be words from the block bird.
We see this a lot in our comments. I never
knew what a bird was.
Until we started this goddamn podcast.
I feel like as soon as as soon as I'm
going to tell you, but I just I just want
to get.
A bird congo that was a bird ass congo.
That was not a bird combo. That's just this, that's
just the birds.
They're just It's okay.
We talked about say, is I am never the aggressor, y'all.
That's all I'm say is I don't never start so bird, y'all.
The terminology started in the u K. Just as a
casual term, but it came to the just s United
States and then they made it a derogatory term, so
meaning unintelligent, easily influenced, and just value and four parents.
It doesn't matter.
If she pushes, you know, because that's not even how
it happened in but pobbed in that moment.
However, she didn't, though she did, she might, that bitch right,
So then she looking at me. I'm looking at her,
and all her bitches is looking at me.
Like the most derogatory terms intelligence, influence or just value
for her about hearing they weren't about now he's stop
being childish.
He's definitely being childish. Women fighting brain activity tomorrow.
Story is I did not fight Resusia because unintelligent.
I didn't fight easily number just about you or it was.
Very much like a pretty bitch vibe, like what the
fuck you look like?
Fighting as big as that was not even all the
way about that.
My friends nobody, My friends were literally.
Now bitch, bitch bothers me so bad now. I never
used to care about the term bitch. So maybe am
I getting like self work now or something like when
a man says bitch, it's really really cringey to me now,
and that's why I'm.
Looking at you.
So you said that acting like some bitches.
Like I'm like, no, I'm not saying they're acting like bitches, but.
I was by.
Easily influenced or just valued for her priance? Is the No,
that big bitch was a bird, that bird, that big
bitch eagle.
Listen, I say all this.
We had this conversation before about having your nigga call
you like bitch, like my bitch instead of my girl.
I don't like that ship.
Okay, I don't call me, yo, bitch, that's my girl.
The only place that I want a man to call
me a bitch at in the bedroom, the bedroom from
ye from behind that comes.
From Yeah, this is my bitch. They don't come from
here from.
It's a look at it. Probably it's it's it's definitely
a little ghetto.
But I was talking to my friend and he was
just like, I mean, it's just all that I know,
Like it's literally a turn of endearment.
From up north. He from Garrier or Chicago, which I
don't know my geographic ship. I think up north, of
course he is. That's some ship they do.
Yeah, And I was just like, you can say my girl,
you don't have to say my bitches, Like that's the
same thing as you saying my nigga.
But I'm like, I don't even really say my nigga,
like my man, my me, and my man, my girl
or my woman. You could even say my old lady
before you stay.
That's what I said, Like, literally, my girl, my one
nigga who might call me his bitch and he could
get away with it. But that's only because we like
came in like we was dating forever ages ago. So
it's like this how you're established exactly. So it's like,
but if you coming in my life at this.
Big age, bitch, don't call me no bitch. Do you
want me to call you a bitch back?
Yeah?
And I don't want that.
I don't want the dynamic between me and a man
to be like, oh, we're calling each other bitch, yeah,
and you don't care if we're arguing.
I don't care if we're playing exactly.
I'm scarred to this day like that bitch word will
fly in my mouth so quick, and I just literally
I'm trying to outgrow up. I'm trying really bad hard
to outgrow and I feel like I can't if I
keep letting niggas call me the bitch.
Yeah, I don't. I don't got it.
And then like even I never you know, some girls
used to be like, who are you calling a bitch?
Like I felk, you know, they used to be so offended.
But I never I never really cared, like if a man,
like if we were arguing, he called me a bitch,
so I didn't.
Fuck you you a bitch your mama? I never care.
But now when when I have your mom bitch, yeah,
when I hear me and saying bitch. It just feels
so filthy.
It's just like I don't like that, damn Yeah, like
or even call it at.
This point in my life.
Like if I'm dating somebody or we're talking and we
get into an argument, like and it gets to the
point where you call.
Me a bitch, I just know you're not the nigga,
You're not the guy for me.
Like this is not because once they do it once,
it's just gonna keep on happening.
I'm gonna call you a bitch too.
Yeah, let me see what he gonna do.
I don't playing games is for kids.
It is.
I don't play games no more. I used to, but
I don't do that ship no more. We grown as hell.
I'm not trying to test you, don't test me. Let's
just be genuine and be real with all our interactions.
And yeah, but I had a question for y'all kind
of a conversation that was being half but I mean
we kind of touched on it about like dating someone
that's kind of like ghetto like or a street you know,
a street guy. Have y'all ever felt like somebody was
just too extremely just out there, to too deep in
the trenches. Too deep in the mood and what does
that look like for a guy, because we know what
it looks like for a grower, for both of y'all, Like,
how do y'all feel?
I feel like I can definitely date it people that
were like ratchet as hell, hood is hell, and it's
fine because this is the thing.
Our city is pretty ghetto. But it's like it's fine
when we're at home.
But I feel like when you go places because I'm
the type of person like I can fit in many spaces.
So but when you're dating someone who can't do that,
you just be like, damn, they really can't adjust or
they really can't like damn they.
Really go as hell. Yeah, So what is like a
ghetto girl? Like what's too ghetto for a girl? I
would never say, like it's such a thing as like
being too ghetto.
I think one thing that a girl can do that's
too ghetto is when you don't know how to dress
the part, or like you don't know how to dress
appropriately for wherever it is that we're going.
Yeah, that's true.
Like that's one of the main things that plays a
factor for girls, for females.
When it comes to that ghetto shit.
And I think this is kind of for men and
women being loud, like we're in a certain space, like
being overly loud or overly cussing, saying bitch and nigga
and stuff like that in the wrong settings.
Like you have to be able to turn that shit off.
One thing that also irritates me, Like I've been on
just like you know, very surface level situations like dates
with guys, and I felt like they were too ghetto
or they were just like they had like an ignorance
to them that I couldn't relate to and that I
didn't like, Like we could be out to eat and
you just constantly got this damn waiter running and running
and running and running instead of like clustering like bro
cluster your needs, and like the ignorance comes in with
the inconsideration and like you just every time this motherfucker
come back to the table, you need something else, and
you need something else. It's just like a real lack
of consideration for the person servicing us, or like people
who just get do too much and sending stuff back
and not not to say like of course we want
you to be happy with your service and your meal
or whatever, but it's like if it's doing too much, like, bro,
if you're taxing it, like at this point, I'm embarrassed.
But I do think we kind of get Black people
kind of get a negative light on that if like
if we're not happy with our serfs and stuff like that,
but a white person could do the same.
Thing and they don't they don't play. And that's the thing.
I would rather call it being ignorant than call it
in that sense.
Yeah, Like I rather say that, But I've been around
people who are like repeat offenders, like you do this
everywhere we go, or like I've around people who do
it and maybe like nah, they gonna knock something off
this bill, Like bro, that's your intent, Like if you're
if you're dissatisfied or you really don't like your food,
then by all means, for sure send it to the people.
Like even if I don't like it, it gotta be
really really bad for me to send it back.
Yeah yeah, and you it don't even got to get
to that point.
But if you doing this everywhere we go or like
you just you just gotta chip on your shoulder every
time we getting served, Like.
I don't like that shit, what cause you know, are
y'all like open to like trying new foods and stuff
when you go out?
Yes?
So is it anything that like you didn't like as
a kid that you like now?
It's a lot of stuff I didn't like it to get.
My favorite food is salad, and I did not like
salad when I was a kid. Like my granny used
to always make us eat salad when she made spaghetti,
and it used to literally make me have to throw up.
I didn't eat it with rancher anything like. It was
just like straight lettuce. That's how bad you No, No,
that's how I wanted. That's how I ate it, because
she would make me eat it because it's like the
veggie with the food or whatever. So I would have
to mix it into my spaghetti. But now it's like
my favorite food. That's a good thing.
I need to start making my spaghetti. That's something I
ate a lot as a kid, and I just don't
like it no more. I can't. What is something that
you didn't like that you like now? Bough, guacamolepivocado? I
just started. I can't eat coast clau now too, I
can make it right, I cannot. You did you eat
the Coast law.
When we went to that family reunion in Tennessee a
few months back or whatever family function, it was so good.
I never I don't know, it depends on who makes it,
but that coast, what does it taste like?
Like sweet? It was sweet and fresh.
It was like just this freshness and sweetness to it.
And I can't eat like because the white people coastl
be having like this surenness to it and I can't.
Fuck with that. But are people they coast?
All?
That ship was good.
I'm gonna have to try it. I used to didn't
eat like deviled eggs, potato salad. I eat all of that,
give me all my whole life.
One thing I can't eat and will never be able
to eat ever cottage cheese.
Oh. I just had some cottage cheese on my salad today,
like a salad salad. You yeah, I'll be just trying
to be healthy. And she like you was getting some protein,
so you would eat yogurt over cottage cheese.
Yeah, yogurt is disgusting. I don't think I will ever
fuck with yogurt it How these cheese don't taste like nothing?
And my daddy used to put ship is nasty. She's
on the mac macaroni.
It's good in mac. It is good in mac. But
if you don't taste the cottage the different, I'm gonna
have to try it. And I probably have tried it.
Some people probably definitely do it in they macaroni, but
I never in life. That's chocolate that ship tastes like
Totty Rolls. Have y'all ever like noticed that chocolate, like
like the chocolate like the chocolates cups is not that bad.
It's about below that like dollar Dollar.
Store, like the foil packaging chocolate that ship tastes like
Totty Rolls in chocolate form.
I don't know, but Dollar try guy. It comes out
every Easter. It's like a bunny and it's cookies and creams.
It's like Palmers cook get it, cookies and soul fire.
I love me some cookies. And speaking of candies, ship
is not sweet in my world. And I happen got.
Drunk run in my mouth.
So getting drunk gives me anxiety for this exact reason.
I wouldn't and everything, Bro, when I'm drunk, I'm the
Iaron fox Bro just making bad decisions constantly, constantly, So.
Yeah, running drunk running my mouth. So I told you, like,
this new little thing that I got going on is good.
Like I be up on the phone till six o'clock.
In the wood feeling like a little diddy little kids.
So I mean, we talk all day and so it's like,
you know, you're just overly sharing, overly talking, getting to
know each other.
I'm called the lord you over shared? What reason? I
don't know.
I opened up and told him that I'm more sexually
attracted to women than i am to men.
And he was like, what do you mean. I'm like,
a girl is gonna get my pussy wetter than a man.
Every king, that's fine the same way. Okay, you don't
see the problem. He was just like, be with a girl?
Then like why no for somebody to tell girl? And yeah, okay,
group project. So how do you feel, kicky? Because he
was like, shiit asks the girls.
Yeah, I think it's fine. Obviously, I I have to
watch like women on women's corn. I was explaining it
to him, you know, but it's like, sexually, I'm more
attracted to women.
Romantically, I'm more attracted to men. And that's what I
what is the problem.
I said, It's like I don't, and I don't want
to disrespect because I am bisexual. I don't want to
disrespect and say it's like a kink. But what I'm
describing to you is damn near a kink. Like if
he was to tell me he likes.
Some overly freaky shit and that made him harder. And
it's not even a kink.
It's just a sexual preference, like or it's just like
you know, it's something that gets my will turning.
It's like I.
Wouldn't call it a preference, not in my world, because preference.
I think I prefer men.
But like, if you really want to give me out
of my body, bring up that bitch in the room.
Bitch, you gonna see me turn all the way up.
He like, he like.
He like, how was twenty seven?
Yeah, that's the problem.
Because if you make it to see twenty five, Yeah
he's not.
He's a real grown man and like the way he
carries hisself and everything like that. But but yeah, but
like I was just like damn, and I like when
he was telling me about it, I felt bad because
I had to put it in perspective like, Okay, that's
like him telling me, Well, I only like I'm more
sexually turned on by Asian women, but I'll only be
with a black woman.
So to hear that, you would be like, damn. So
maybe there's an insecurity there because he can't provide that.
But everything's fired. That's why I'm telling him. I'm like,
it's not like a girl can come and take me
from you. A girl actually got my am to call
me dal and I didn't know women could be dal
and I thought that was hilarious.
Gay for real. A girl could never like y'all.
Like you said, a girl get you warning like bitches
though I don't sexually, Yeah, sexually, then you like them sexually.
I don't prefer bitches sexually. Itch, you're gayer than me. No,
I'm not. I just only be gay. I'll be on
that time and when I'm drunk. I don't really like bitches.
Yo.
That's the suppressed me, and that's what you're suppressing. It
doesn't get anything. You're gay on this couch. You're not.
That. Women turn you all more than men sexually, But
you're gayer than me. Now, if you women, you gotta know,
trust me.
We only been around. You'll be far too long, you know. No,
I'm just not magnet.
You'll see your witness this no no, no, no, no
no no no, no, bitch, bitch, because you're a fucking chick.
Magnet doesn't man.
But you'll be going, storry, bitch, I'll be going because
I'm a I'm a girl.
Exactly this bit.
I'm telling you. The bitch is. This bitch is gayer
than me. I'm just freaking what. I don't remember that
at all, my friend. Who no, but this is this
is the world. She's gayer.
I'm freakier. That's that's really all about. Women turn you
on more than men. And I'm getting you, yes, and you.
Actually because I'm always but you actually gay relationship.
You've been a it was a stem okay, but either way,
you've been in a relationship. You've been in a relationship
with a woman.
Oh yes, hell no, we were kids that she was
puppy that when she was kids too, y'all was not kids.
What I was like seventeen, Literally, I need y'all help, bitch.
All that other that that jail bird ship, that ship,
don't you was with a jailbirded girl?
Yeah, okay, I had her name. Get it out them whoa, whoa,
it's out the mundy some gay ship. That's some gay ship.
She's so you've been set it on the nigga in
the bitch you did, she said, don't call her no bitch,
though I don't.
Call it no bitch, babe, look at it. No, no, no, okay,
that's it. Yeah and she blushes. Let's okay, back to
helping Barbie. All right.
So he felt just like he felt away about it,
and I do like him. So I was trying to like,
you know, but I guess now it's just like, how
do we get past it? Like you said, it's not
a big deal to you.
In her get your get your w n B A girl,
thank you for tuning in its five twenty somewhere, Please
like comment and.
Drive like oh what oh wait, hold on wait, I
don't say all right, shout out to Asia the Gold.
I just want to show her out just because she
is a club five to twenty fan. But she's so converted.
It's five to twenty somewhere, girly, Yes, doesn't cropping barbed down?
We love you more, Age Age the Goat, Asia, the Goat, Asia,
the Goat, We love you more.
Amen, Asia Theo. If she was someone her some one
name would be ill see you, okays a little, but
she literally spells it like our cousin. Yeah, I see
I see you. Is that not cute? It's cute. It's
my io cheese mm hmm. I love cheese bad too much.
So all right, cool, that's us, y'all. What one of
my it's giving? I know which one you are, Barb
obviously which one am? I?
I took pictures off your page, like the one in
the in the black, that's you, Kiki?
Okay. So Lotto dropped.
Lotto had a song and was like, I'm getting cracked
like some crab legs, and so she yeah, so not
ripped me out the plastic. It was on a new album,
but she was saying something he cracked me like some
crab legs. And so she put herself in a seafood
boyl and she had like, so is this okay what
I'm saying?
She didn't do that she on her page. It was
on her page. Yeah, so yeah, I put us in
the seafood boil. Look at it. We look tasty, look
like me. I don't know.
I took it off your page, a picture off your page.
It was from the night that don't look like you.
It was from that night when we was in her
Look at me, I look exactly super We know who
you is all look at the booty chin, but look
at my baby hair is thief.
But you did it? Where did it go? Where did
it go? When my face gets fatter and the ass disappears,
the ass disappears? Is crazy? You eat food.
I heard that love seafood. I heard that toxic boys
are toxic women. But I think that's fucking bullshit.
No, hell no, I think women who eat see food
boils are good women. I can make one too. Yeah,
so you put it. I know you put ranch on
your grab legs. Of course, talk us to you and
on the potatoes. Yeah, sauage.
Well I get the I get the the medium juicy
or whatever blend is. Because at crab Nini nine, what's
that ship called juicy boil grab sauce. I don't know
how you worked there in a few years.
I'm not there.
Nobody's employee. I'm actually looking for.
We gonna get behind that bar. You could get you
some good.
I trying to think I actually have something lined up.
On Tuesday, I'm gonna see someone I got something lined up.
I'm about to get the job again.
It's given the pursuit of happiness I'm about to give.
I'm getting back behind the bar, but on a higher level.
Chris, Chris, that would be tight.
Who they know they split their days, split their but
they make good money now.
They make great money. They're twenty percent and ship off
of their bills and stuff.
It's crazy. We gotta get you on that ruf Chris
at this point.
Yeah, well, I have something lined up, so I want
you guys to know how that goes. Tuesday, we'll talk,
we'll talk more about it, but I gotta let them know.
We got vacation planned in a few weeks.
So amen, Amen, you're about to be outside.
So hot take girls that the super boys are toxic?
What's your hot take?
Drop, I don't want to know. I want to know.
Let's get into it, my father, what do I take
it that motherfuckers we capping about the Yeah?
My hot take is, are you motherfuckers men women us
included y'all all, but on the internet capping about your standards?
I I wouldn't apply that to myself.
So like, for instance, the niggas who be in our
comments talking shit, talking.
About we're bird brands. They wouldn't never oh we're this,
that and the third bro, if we at you parting
on you freed you spent on you in real life?
Bitch your go what's that about? Week yo? Fuck? Who
ass nigga so easy?
But it's just like and this is the cap ass
ship that I'm talking about, Like just like women swear,
oh you gotta pay my rent to get some plassy.
Bitch that nigga.
I only gotta buy a lemon drop well slicker to
probably take your ass.
Home and I can't come, So I don't know. I
just feel like motherfuckers be capping. They be capping.
Sure, put your home. I'll just ask you.
I would say, I don't left with another nigga, though
I wouldn't say accident.
You let a nigga prep you for another nigga before.
Oh yeah, I had the shut to the nigga at
the bar.
A lot of niggas don't even know that they giving
her shots.
Because why do you think that you're about to I'm
going home to my nigga, but I do like or
my ex or might call my baby daddy.
You know, not not in real I'm not talking about
my real life I'm just talking about somebody's real life.
I but I do agree with the standard ships on
the internet.
Everybody wants a holier than dyll, not a rump shaker,
dresses what are button up to her collar, doesn't go
out to the club, only reads books during That is
not y'all, won't.
Yes, it sound as soon as the title come, that's
what we're gonna do.
But until then, because that's what me do, because that's
what me do.
You But it's the same thing with bitches who act like, ah,
a nigga gotta have this and a nigga gotta have that.
But the reality is, in this world, in this economy, bro,
a lot of.
Niggas don't have all that ship that bit you swear
a nigga gotta come with to fuck with you.
The internet rather be alone, I do. I definitely rather
be alone.
But I think that the Internet has sucked it up
so bad because now I see a bitch that's on
the private jet.
I see a bitch getting.
A go yard in the chanel in the trip and
flying first get.
A ship on in Dubai.
Well probably maybe you never know, but I me personally,
I would rather not get shipped on two girls, one
cup type ship. I'd rather not do that and just
have like a regular guy that can take it. Quit
acting like a nigga gotta pay your rent to fuck
with you. It's just not realistic. Yeah, it's like it's
really really not I agree, I don't know. You gotta
pay something.
I maybe okay, if somebody gotta pay something for you,
because life is hard and bills are and you are.
A motherfucker if life is hard for you and bills
are a motherfucker for you, aren't they hard for isn't
it hard for everybody?
But that's the that's the thing. I don't want a
nigga who's struggling. If you're struggling, then you don't right.
But who's they Maybe he's not struggling, but maybe he
just can't take on your fucking light bill.
He's just not that already paying his life.
How soon should he start paying bills and stuff?
How does that like? How does that go? Is that
a deal? I'm not gonna hold y'all.
I don't have niggas come into this situation and they like, yeah,
so I'm fucking with you now, So that means I
gotta spend list at the strip club. Now, I know,
I gotta pay this, or I gotta do this, or
I gotta look out for you, like put me into
your budget. Yeah, a budget me, that's fair. And I
already said this before. I'm not even a beggar. I
don't even ask I'm not gonna ask you for hearing money,
nail money. If my card fuck up, I'm gonna pay
for that on my own.
Why because I feel like you should already be giving
me some. So I'm not even about to ask.
You for that. But do you not realize So you're
a nine to fiver and you the men you speak of,
are they nine to fivers or are they not?
Potentially they could be business owners.
But I'm just saying if with you as a nine
to fiver, if if you were dating somebody and they
said you had to.
Fit them into your budget, but that's.
Not I'm not dad, though I know you're not a man.
But I'm just saying men are nine to fivers too,
And I'm not even on no pigmy shit, just on
some Devil's advocate shit. And just like.
The status of the socioeconomic climate that we're in.
Like is that not.
You know, like I like, this is the thing. I'm
not the fivers. You got kids.
He might have kids too, and then it's just like,
oh my gosh, to fit a motherfucker. Like I'm just thinking,
of course I'm not a male. But if I say
I was and I had to fit a bitch into
my budget, I'll be like, God damn, I don't want
to fit this vision in my budget. Face yeah, like
because this is the thing, Like I'm self sustainable on
my own, so you don't have to come over here.
But I feel like if you come over here, you
need to contribute something.
But that's just me right, And and that's the thing,
like people don't understand like it's a it's a given
and take Like to me, I feel like niggas are work.
What if he couldn't What if he couldn't do would
you go for this?
What if he didn't like fit you into your budget
and pay like this bill, that bill to third but
he got your grass cut every two weeks?
Would you go for that my grass cut? Yes? Not enough,
it's not enough. If you could be a man for
one day, what would you do?
I ain't gonna hold y'all, Okay, I think I think
my answer would be the same, what the fuck did trouble, say,
young tender, I'm gonna stick the whole dick cannonna. So
I'm gonna do that, and then I ain't even gonna
hold you. I'm gonna go see a couple of niggas
I gotta smack up. I owe a few niggas. I
gotta smack them up, but smack them cracking one thing something.
That's the first thing I'm going to do is.
No, I'm from ptero sexual ship because I'm a man,
and remember, and I just want to know I truthfully,
I have this theory that sex feels better for men
than it does for women.
I believe that so much. I think if a nigga
is doing to write, it feels better for us. But
what's the what's the like chances of that? I won't
I want my gripped and drips. See. I'm gonna go
see Barbie.
If she led me, I would say, I'll go see
Troup because I have this theory that Barbie got some
really good kouchie.
I have the same theory about trop However, that would
just be gross. I would not even dream of that.
Mm hmm. No, that's nasty. She'd be my fraternal, my fraternal.
But nobody what he's talking about. He talking about a
girl coming to keep me. I'll be on this couch,
just bloodhed and stuff. Okay, if I was a man
for a day, I would go see and I'll go
see being like which its tutie or not. I'm trying
to see him in the pan fan fans. Yeah, but no,
if I could be a man for a day, I
would definitely spend my day with a bunch of holes
tight with just a bunch of hose.
And I would be tricking. I wouldn't care. I would
definitely be a trick.
If I was a nigga, I would be tricking. Especially
but I really like, like if I don't.
Know, and I would do if I was you know, ass, Yes,
I'm putting my I'm putting my thing. I'm testing at
the buffet. We trying everything.
We're trying an Asian bitch, an Asian nigga, a white bitch,
a white nigga.
Even train. You're gonna take it too, But you can
do it at as a girl. Okay, it might feel different. Hello,
they got they spy in their recdom right, I'm.
Listen to this guys.
I'm just saying because when.
She thinks I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to being
a girl the very next day.
And what y'all gonna say, Let a nigga crack me
in a booty hole? Who cares? You don't want to
see what cochie feels like. Yes, I'm gonna try a woman,
and yes I'm gonna try koochie. So you're gonna go
to the Swinkers club.
Probably because when I said a bunch of women, That's
why I was like, I'm trying to be on a
and then.
I'm gonna go run them and I'm also gonna run
them out and see how much easier it feels to
do it than being a girl. Interesting. I even try
to dump, like to pull it in. I try to do.
You might gonna try to dunk. Love to see it.
What's your boy name? Definitely try to dunk. If I
was a nigga for a day, Think of your boy name?
Hmmm.
I want to name t yeah, not Tito though not Tito,
Sean tank nah, I want mm hmmm Joanna Man, I
will not help. We tried to Kisserve. That was so funny.
That movie is hilarious. Y'all are so funny, No, you're funny.
Y'all are so funny, Like I'm definitely trying to see
what that ge spy I like as a nigga.
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