Revisiting WCW Nitro 1999 New Year’s Evil, Sid’s Car Destroyed, Lethal Lottery Tag Tournament, The Band Is Back

<v Speaker 1>Damn boys on back in town. Welcome to the Dead Podcast,
<v Speaker 1>episode number two hundred and seventy nine. Fuck you, Happy
<v Speaker 1>New Year from.
<v Speaker 2>The Deadlock crew.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yo, new year, knew me?
<v Speaker 3>Boys, it's not even.
<v Speaker 1>The new year.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's not the new year yet.
<v Speaker 3>You it's about to be.
<v Speaker 1>It's still running out.
<v Speaker 2>It's almost over.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your time's coming up.
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, watch the clock, the clock. The rumors
<v Speaker 3>of my demise are highly exaggerated.
<v Speaker 1>We'll see here.
<v Speaker 3>What what I mean? This is happy? Well, we're not
<v Speaker 3>going to see them for the New Year, boys, so
<v Speaker 3>we got to tell them happy New Year, now, you
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Happy somebody?
<v Speaker 3>It's on Wednesday.
<v Speaker 1>I can be wrong.
<v Speaker 3>I've been wrong about a lot of stuff lately.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you're wrong about this being a new year?
<v Speaker 1>All right?
<v Speaker 2>Now theres eightiot?
<v Speaker 3>Well what I'm right about? Does this say? Is episode
<v Speaker 3>two seventy nine, very very close to three hundred win
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna stop. So so I'm excited for them.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I'm very excited too. It makes you
<v Speaker 1>feel like still what a buss MANO? Happy to everybody? Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>let's go some fireworks here, boot some gunshots.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't celebrate New Years like Johnny without gunshots.
<v Speaker 3>Let's get no, no, you got. It's a guessing game
<v Speaker 3>here where I live.
<v Speaker 1>We are here to talk about World Championship Wrestling. The
<v Speaker 1>last show, well, second last. You're not the best of
<v Speaker 1>the show, I guess. I think they did a best
<v Speaker 1>of show on Under that week. But the last actual
<v Speaker 1>show of Monday Nitro New Year's Evil, December twenty seventh,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 3>It is also, yeah, the last three hour episode. I'm
<v Speaker 3>going on record, yes, so no one else could get
<v Speaker 3>in trouble, the last three hour Nitro, at least for
<v Speaker 3>the foresee above future. I didn't ahead to see if
<v Speaker 3>they did another one, and I'm not going to play
<v Speaker 3>for this to be the last three hour night show.
<v Speaker 3>The next one after this is a two hour one.
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, this is New Year's Evil, which was supposed
<v Speaker 3>to be an entirely different show than what we got
<v Speaker 3>here in a few ways. So but we'll get into
<v Speaker 3>that when we get into the review.
<v Speaker 1>Also, I think we are coming up on Russo's first
<v Speaker 1>leaving of WCW. I guess, or like he's about to
<v Speaker 1>leave because they ask him to be in a committee soon,
<v Speaker 1>I believe, and then uh, he says no, and then
<v Speaker 1>he leaves and then they bring him back. So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's how that works.
<v Speaker 3>I mean that sounds like a good plan.
<v Speaker 1>Before we get in too that we have some deadlock updates.
<v Speaker 1>Watch this up on the Patreon Samoa Joe versus low
<v Speaker 1>Key Fight Without Honor ROH Glory by Honor two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and two.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, I mean, like Samojoe, I mean, he's still
<v Speaker 3>awesome here, but he's not the Samojo that everyone falls
<v Speaker 3>in love with. But they're still like, you watch this
<v Speaker 3>match and it's like, Okay, of course this guy is
<v Speaker 3>going to be the world here.
<v Speaker 1>So like, well he came in, this is his first
<v Speaker 1>first appearance in ROH, and it was the best match
<v Speaker 1>in the card. I mean at that point, you know
<v Speaker 1>you're like, all right, well we're putting it all on
<v Speaker 1>this guy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why the funk wouldn't you? And low Key is
<v Speaker 3>still the dude that just he's hitting you as hard
<v Speaker 3>as possible. See, I mean, fun match that's on our
<v Speaker 3>Patreon five dollars tier, along with I mean hundreds of
<v Speaker 3>other episodes to watch this that's our weekly watching a match.
<v Speaker 3>Watch along that we do. You can watch the footage
<v Speaker 3>with us as well.
<v Speaker 1>SGH. A new one is up on the Patreon and
<v Speaker 1>it is The Wrestler. You can watch that right now.
<v Speaker 1>We ended up viewing that, and yes, I've seen I
<v Speaker 1>think we've all seen it a couple of times. But
<v Speaker 1>it's always fun every single time. It's a good movie. Man.
<v Speaker 3>I still wish we got the Nicholas Cage version instead
<v Speaker 3>of the Mickey.
<v Speaker 1>How much do we have to pay? Brother?
<v Speaker 3>That is in the ten dollars tier on our Patreon.
<v Speaker 3>He gets every episode of SGH, which is our long
<v Speaker 3>form monthly watch long we watch a full thing. There's
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<v Speaker 3>in the ten dollars tier you get the retro sinc
<v Speaker 3>that David makes every other week. It goes it's an
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<v Speaker 1>All right, Now, it's time to get into WCW Monday.
<v Speaker 1>Nitro New Year's Evil December twenty seventh, nineteen ninety nine,
<v Speaker 1>the final episode of nineteen ninety nine, if you exclude
<v Speaker 1>the best of that aired on Thunder in the.
<v Speaker 2>Final three hour one yes.
<v Speaker 3>If you exclude if they ever did it again after that,
<v Speaker 3>which I still haven't looked into.
<v Speaker 1>And did Saturday night air alsome. I don't know, you
<v Speaker 1>know what anything? I just said, all right, let's get
<v Speaker 1>into WC New Year's Yeah, the lasts again, all right,
<v Speaker 1>wcw Monday Nightress Here New Year's Evil December twenty seven,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety nine, normal episode, normal episode.
<v Speaker 3>Fantastic end of the year thing here for ww as
<v Speaker 3>they're closing doors here the.
<v Speaker 1>Closing doors on nineteen ninety nine and opening up the
<v Speaker 1>door to two thousand.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, that's why Y two K.
<v Speaker 2>The world is ending soon.
<v Speaker 3>There's a lot that's going on here. So Originally this
<v Speaker 3>was supposed to be a half concert, half wrestling show.
<v Speaker 3>Kiss would perform a song like on a field. There
<v Speaker 3>was supposed to be different locations in I think it was.
<v Speaker 3>It was supposed to be in a stadium, is what
<v Speaker 3>it was. Uh so they were gonna have enough room
<v Speaker 3>to like have a ring and a stage, which is
<v Speaker 3>fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it looked like they had enough room
<v Speaker 1>at one point in this episode.
<v Speaker 2>Well because they I mean, d yeah show. The way
<v Speaker 2>they separated this show is crazy. But go on about this.
<v Speaker 3>Kiss will do a song on half the field, and
<v Speaker 3>then the other half would be a wrestling ring where
<v Speaker 3>there would be a match and they'd keep flipping back
<v Speaker 3>and forth, and the culmination of the show would end
<v Speaker 3>in the main event between the Kiss Demon and Vampiro.
<v Speaker 3>The match would end approximately at eleven to fifty nine PM,
<v Speaker 3>although it wasn't clear clear if that would have been
<v Speaker 3>East Coast or West Coast, and Bischoff hinted that ending
<v Speaker 3>the ending of New Year's Evil Show would have been
<v Speaker 3>like the world was coming to an end with the
<v Speaker 3>lights going out in Pyro and Shin and blowing up
<v Speaker 3>the ring for the year two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, we're gonna blow the ring up. We're killed jets him, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I know.
<v Speaker 2>The end would just go back, that's what happened. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>of course, how about so that we just do the
<v Speaker 2>n W again.
<v Speaker 1>So it's a good idea.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, this sounds kind of like a slipped office,
<v Speaker 2>you know, one stage on was one stage. On the
<v Speaker 2>other side it gets rained out. Yeah that'd be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah so okay, yes with this whole thing, Uh, what
<v Speaker 1>was the deal with the Kiss Demon? Like why did
<v Speaker 1>they was it the contract? We talked about this before, Like, yes,
<v Speaker 1>the Kiss Demon had to be in something. He had
<v Speaker 1>to be presented strong.
<v Speaker 3>He had right, he had to be a main eventor
<v Speaker 3>I think is what the verbiage was. He had to be.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so and Russo was really into into Vampiro. He
<v Speaker 1>was trying to push the ship he was he was.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true, And I didn't know this. The Kiss
<v Speaker 3>Demon was originally portrayed by Brian Adams.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think we talked about that before, did we. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>we've talked about it especially Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean that's truely, probably not the whole history
<v Speaker 3>of the Kiss Demon. But yeah, so this was supposed
<v Speaker 3>to be a pay per view that ended with the
<v Speaker 3>Kiss Demon and Vampiro and then then we're gonna end
<v Speaker 3>the world.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that would have been cool.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, probably better than what this was.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I thought the ending was funny.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, the ending of the show is actually fucking absurd.
<v Speaker 3>But going a little too far ahead because it's still
<v Speaker 3>time to talk about what's going on in the world
<v Speaker 3>wrestling at the time. With the Wrestling Observer newsletter. We
<v Speaker 3>have a couple of things here. We went over the
<v Speaker 3>December twenty seventh, ninety nine Observer Ready, so I'm gonna
<v Speaker 3>go from December twentieth and then the week after this
<v Speaker 3>nightros what we're going to do here From the Wrestling
<v Speaker 3>Observer Newsletter, December twentieth, nineteen ninety nine WCW news Tory
<v Speaker 3>Wilson signed a two year contract. The WCW offer had
<v Speaker 3>a higher guarantee, but the WWFS contract does offer a
<v Speaker 3>huge marketing potential if a character hits. Ultimately, part of
<v Speaker 3>the decision, accordingly, apparently came down to the fact that
<v Speaker 3>she felt safer working in WCW and didn't want to
<v Speaker 3>risk sign with the WWF and being put into a
<v Speaker 3>lesbian angle or something that's Meltzer's words. Nobody could figure
<v Speaker 3>out why she didn't want why she wasn't put on
<v Speaker 3>television this week, as Billy Kimman is fine and Conan's
<v Speaker 3>injury was a work to begin with, and they haven't
<v Speaker 3>even mentioned his injury on TV to begin with, so
<v Speaker 3>keeping him off seems more of a punishment than the storyline.
<v Speaker 3>Conan apparently got in the doghouse for being on Wrestling
<v Speaker 3>Observer Live a few weeks ago. Raven ran down the
<v Speaker 3>company huge. Conan really didn't, although he did rip heavily
<v Speaker 3>on previous booking and power Regime. But since nobody actually
<v Speaker 3>heard the show that cried about it, Conan wound up
<v Speaker 3>getting credit for a lot of what Raven said. Fucking
<v Speaker 3>Conan once again, Man, he got fucked by talking to Meltzer.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he loved talking to Meltzer. I can't.
<v Speaker 3>It's so weird that ever since you brought that up
<v Speaker 3>on that, I think it was t and A that
<v Speaker 3>we watched that. Like, the amount of Conan reference in
<v Speaker 3>the Observer is more now that I noticed it.
<v Speaker 1>DNA probably when't even hit the goddamn Observer. Conan didn't
<v Speaker 1>work there, That's fucking true.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, more ww new standards and practices, not the group
<v Speaker 3>that we see on this. Nitro surprisingly really came down
<v Speaker 3>hard on WCW before the December seventh Thunder tapings in Madison, Wisconsin.
<v Speaker 3>There are many things being done away with, but the
<v Speaker 3>one that did get around were the Rhonda Singh Rondasing
<v Speaker 3>was going to do a match with Evan Courageous for
<v Speaker 3>the cruiseweight title, and if she lost, she was gonna
<v Speaker 3>say she's stripped on TV. And then Jim Duggan had
<v Speaker 3>a match with Asia Standards and Practices pretty well, uh
<v Speaker 3>and anymore pretty much banned anymore man versus women matches
<v Speaker 3>or angles, which is odd because there's one on this show.
<v Speaker 3>So I don't know if ww got around it somehow
<v Speaker 3>by being a tag I'm jumping ahead a little bit, obviously,
<v Speaker 3>but I don't know that happened.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, these two weren't ever the legal participants in the
<v Speaker 1>ring at the same time.
<v Speaker 3>A sure, sure, even though the other participants were only men,
<v Speaker 3>that's true. But you know, you know she was tagged
<v Speaker 3>in illegally.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course.
<v Speaker 3>In WWF news, you guys will like this one, and
<v Speaker 3>I know you guys fuck with this, dude, have you?
<v Speaker 3>And a dark match At the taping, it started out
<v Speaker 3>as local DJ Bubba the Love Sponge w CW ww
<v Speaker 3>fn ECW Show and Dampa faced Gerald Briscoe. Briscoe played
<v Speaker 3>heel even though he's a face on TV. Patterson came
<v Speaker 3>out to help brisco attacking Bubba the Mean Street Posse
<v Speaker 3>attacked Patterson in Brisco, but then Bubba attacked the posse
<v Speaker 3>and it turned into a six man tag with Bubba
<v Speaker 3>splashing Rodney and Peak Ass to win.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, Cook, you.
<v Speaker 2>Got They love the local DJ stuff a house show, though.
<v Speaker 3>The dude Bubba the Love Sponges wrestled in more fucking
<v Speaker 3>top feds than a lot of dudes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's putting the door in the business
<v Speaker 1>for a long time. You should have for a long time.
<v Speaker 3>He had Matches Tony.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was there.
<v Speaker 3>From the Observer, January third, two thousand, appears that Bill
<v Speaker 3>Goldberg will be out of the ring somewhere in the
<v Speaker 3>neighborhood of ten to fifteen weeks, no, as the word
<v Speaker 3>going around with the company, but others are optimistically saying
<v Speaker 3>it'll be closer to six weeks. The actual blow which
<v Speaker 3>cut up Goldberg's arm did air on television, which was
<v Speaker 3>an elbow shot into the window of a limo that
<v Speaker 3>didn't break the first few times, which we'll talk about
<v Speaker 3>here because they show it a lot on this episode.
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, the nightro we're watching is right after Goldberg
<v Speaker 3>splits his shit shoot trying to bust out a window
<v Speaker 3>of a limo. In New Japan News, Muto announced that
<v Speaker 3>his group would be getting a new name. It would
<v Speaker 3>no longer be called the nWo. That just goes to
<v Speaker 3>show how fucking done.
<v Speaker 1>This fucking group is.
<v Speaker 3>Man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Wow, we're.
<v Speaker 3>Gonna call it Degeneration Japan d X day. That is
<v Speaker 3>fucking Oh.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's awesome. That's great.
<v Speaker 1>I love that.
<v Speaker 3>We're the powers that be Day up phone awesome ww
<v Speaker 3>News New Year's Evil Nitron Houston. After all, the publicity
<v Speaker 3>drew eight and forty nine people plus eight thousand and
<v Speaker 3>five and ninety one comps, paying two hundred and fifty
<v Speaker 3>eight thousand for a terrible show. Meltzer right, Jam, Meltzer writes,
<v Speaker 3>and Meltzer writes this, this was the final three hour Nitros.
<v Speaker 3>It goes to two hours from eight to ten pm
<v Speaker 3>starting January three. So if anything is a lie after that,
<v Speaker 3>well then it's not all on us.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can write into Meltzer and tell him he's wrong.
<v Speaker 3>It was nineteen ninety nine, Observer. Last thing here. There
<v Speaker 3>was tremendous heat on Scott Hall from Thunder, and word
<v Speaker 3>backstage was that he was suspended for repeated disciplinary problems,
<v Speaker 3>although one report has it suspended with pay, which, considering
<v Speaker 3>what he earns and the fact that he's going to
<v Speaker 3>miss two months getting his kneescoped, the suspension almost sounds cosmetic.
<v Speaker 3>If you watch the tape, you'll notice a lengthy part
<v Speaker 3>of the interview on Thunder was cut out and in
<v Speaker 3>its place to aired crowdshots. One would think it was
<v Speaker 3>an overreaction to marginal language based on the controversy for Monday,
<v Speaker 3>but actually it was Haul doing the old NW survey,
<v Speaker 3>which infuriated Goldberg in particular because he thought he was
<v Speaker 3>trying to be a babyface against orders Jared on Monday
<v Speaker 3>referenced in his interview, but used it to get a
<v Speaker 3>heat instead, as opposed to Hall, who was using it
<v Speaker 3>to get a cool babyface reaction. So I don't know,
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm so Hall is actually suspended right now?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sure, I you know, I assumed he just fucking
<v Speaker 1>no showed every show from ninety nine. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if he ever shows back up.
<v Speaker 3>They just keeping advertise him and say, oh, if he
<v Speaker 3>shows up, then I guess he shows up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just Nash goot out there every time. I
<v Speaker 1>promise you guys, he's coming.
<v Speaker 3>Just never cuts up, is it, does he? Let's see,
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to see what his last WIW match actually is.
<v Speaker 3>Uh he rustles in two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>So oh okay, yeah, that's where they give him the
<v Speaker 1>drunk gimmick.
<v Speaker 3>I think that's right. Yeah, so he doesn't show back
<v Speaker 3>up on Nitro until February of two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>They give him the drunk gimmick. Yeah, well, of.
<v Speaker 3>Course, but that is it for the Observer. Now it
<v Speaker 3>was time to talk about w W Nitro. December twenty seven,
<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety nine, New Year's Evil.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into this Monday Nitro New Year's Evil. Oh.
<v Speaker 3>I love w CW Nitro and I love celebrating the
<v Speaker 3>New Year. I mean that's why we're doing this, right,
<v Speaker 3>New Year's Evil and it's the New Year. What better
<v Speaker 3>way to sell boys?
<v Speaker 2>Let him cook? Well?
<v Speaker 1>Was it three hours of Nitro? It says here at
<v Speaker 1>the top close to it. It says you're at the
<v Speaker 1>topier of the show. On Peacock. It says it was
<v Speaker 1>presented in the most complete form possible due to original
<v Speaker 1>production technical difficulties. So that means that the masters got
<v Speaker 1>fucked up. And this is what they got.
<v Speaker 3>So I thought, until you told me otherwise, and we'll
<v Speaker 3>get into that in a moment here, that that was
<v Speaker 3>just a visual and audio thing, not that there was
<v Speaker 3>going to be stuff removed.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess there was stuff removed because we finished
<v Speaker 1>the show. During the main event, at some point, they
<v Speaker 1>just kind of go over the Lethal Lottery tournament and
<v Speaker 1>who's moved on in the tournament so far, and they
<v Speaker 1>started naming teams that I hadn't seen on the show,
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, did I just like black out
<v Speaker 1>during this show and I all these teams?
<v Speaker 3>Or when you told me this, James, there's one glaring
<v Speaker 3>one that I again, we'll talk about here in a moment,
<v Speaker 3>because they mentioned at the top here there's a glaring
<v Speaker 3>match that is advertised that doesn't happen that I just
<v Speaker 3>completely forgot about because I watched two hours of this
<v Speaker 3>ship and I was fucking fed by the end of it.
<v Speaker 1>There's just so much of this show. It's like the
<v Speaker 1>most like exhausting show of all time. You watch it,
<v Speaker 1>it's like you need a cigarette afterward. It's like, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>that was a lot.
<v Speaker 3>I did get through a one sitting, though, but it
<v Speaker 3>was fucking a lot.
<v Speaker 1>So there was a lethal lotteryturnament. We'll talk about why
<v Speaker 1>and all that here in just a bit, but I
<v Speaker 1>just wanted to go over this before we get started.
<v Speaker 1>There's a Lethal Lottery tournament and some of the matches
<v Speaker 1>just weren't on the Peacock version of this show. I'm
<v Speaker 1>sure they're out there somewhere or something. If you can
<v Speaker 1>find them, you can send them to us. We'll check
<v Speaker 1>them out here we have Maybe we'll do it for
<v Speaker 1>watch this or some shit. Yeah, I mean they're all
<v Speaker 1>fucking I'm sure they're all interference, can't coexist. Three minutes. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>So the two Lethal Lottery Tournament tag team matches that
<v Speaker 1>we didn't see on this show because they weren't on it.
<v Speaker 1>First one was Harlem Heat versus Lash LaRue and Midnight.
<v Speaker 1>That Lash LaRue and Midnight ended up winning. Of course,
<v Speaker 1>Harlem Heat somehow got teamed together in a tournament where
<v Speaker 1>it was random and then they lost.
<v Speaker 3>Midnight is also randomly involved in this as well.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right with last, they're not supposed to have intergender
<v Speaker 2>matches anymore.
<v Speaker 1>Also, that's also.
<v Speaker 2>Sure not the other one. There was another one. There's
<v Speaker 2>another tag.
<v Speaker 1>Matche it's on this show, we watch it. Yeah, So
<v Speaker 1>after that match, there was another match, uh, and it
<v Speaker 1>was a match that they had advertised at the beginning
<v Speaker 1>of the broadcast year Brett Hart defends the WCW World
<v Speaker 1>title against Jerry Flynn.
<v Speaker 3>They there's a lower third for it, like they talk
<v Speaker 3>about it, like at least the other ones. We didn't
<v Speaker 3>know the tag teams because it's lethal lottery like it
<v Speaker 3>was random tag teams put together. But Brett Harvest Jerry
<v Speaker 3>Flinn for the world title was announced and advertised with
<v Speaker 3>a lower third, and I just completely forgot about by
<v Speaker 3>the end of like way before the end.
<v Speaker 1>Of the night. Yeah. So I'm looking at before the
<v Speaker 1>world title match that Jerry Flynn got here against Brett Hart,
<v Speaker 1>just the matches that he had on Nitro, just in
<v Speaker 1>the weeks before Thunder.
<v Speaker 3>How do you earn this? Of course?
<v Speaker 1>Right, So he went to a no contest with Tank
<v Speaker 1>Abbot on Nitro. The week before, he went to a
<v Speaker 1>no contest with Norman Smiley. The week before that, he
<v Speaker 1>went to a no contest with David Flair on Thunder.
<v Speaker 1>He beat the Maestro in fifty seconds, yes before and
<v Speaker 1>then the week before that he lost to the Wall.
<v Speaker 1>So that was his month leading up to his world
<v Speaker 1>title match here.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but like if a guy okay, for a lot
<v Speaker 3>of those were he didn't lose. Okay, let's put that down.
<v Speaker 3>There though no contests, he didn't lose, and then you know,
<v Speaker 3>everyone loses to the wall. And if I hear a
<v Speaker 3>dude beat somebody in fifty seconds, I mean he must
<v Speaker 3>be a god. So like he probably did earn this
<v Speaker 3>world title shot.
<v Speaker 1>Well, from what I read about this match, someone had
<v Speaker 1>to interfere to make sure Brett Hart won this match,
<v Speaker 1>and I would assume it was either Kevin Nash or
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Cherry or what makes you guess that? Well, we
<v Speaker 1>have about two hours plus to talk about these guys
<v Speaker 1>all this entire show up. So there was that match,
<v Speaker 1>and then there was one more tag team match here
<v Speaker 1>after that match, in the Lethal Lot of Return at
<v Speaker 1>PG thirteen, jc Ice and Woolfie d versus Berlin and
<v Speaker 1>Rick Steiner.
<v Speaker 3>That's right.
<v Speaker 1>PG thirteen also got the team together in this Oh okay,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? How'd they give? Wow?
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Lucky is on their side that PG thirteen,
<v Speaker 3>So they they legit cut out the middle of the show.
<v Speaker 1>I guess combined here nine we'll say three, so would
<v Speaker 1>say twelve minutes of entering time here was cut from
<v Speaker 1>the broadcast.
<v Speaker 3>They had to cut, you know, So is it assumed
<v Speaker 3>that this aired? Are we assuming this aired and the
<v Speaker 3>the master footage just as and that's why we don't
<v Speaker 3>see that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I would do.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it definitely aired. Yes, because I finally.
<v Speaker 2>Lost one of the tapes or something, right, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>It had to be something like that, Tony, like either
<v Speaker 1>like something in the middle got fucked up because you
<v Speaker 1>can hear audio problems. I think it's because Jeff Jarrett
<v Speaker 1>pulled the plug on the production. Definitely that brother, my brain,
<v Speaker 1>it is, Tony. We lost the Berlin match because of
<v Speaker 1>Jeff jareded.
<v Speaker 3>Lost tape.
<v Speaker 1>So we actually open up the show here with the
<v Speaker 1>cold open. Uh Goldberg has Jeff Jarrett goozled up on
<v Speaker 1>a wall and he says that he will snap his
<v Speaker 1>neck and he wants to deliver a message to Brett Hart.
<v Speaker 3>You tell Brett Hart that tonight the massacre begins. Oh
<v Speaker 3>hell no, you leave, Harlan sir. You fucking Also, when
<v Speaker 3>was this is this last week? Did this happen before
<v Speaker 3>the show there's nothing indicating when this happened. I assume
<v Speaker 3>it was thunder.
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say this was maybe a couple of
<v Speaker 1>weeks compiled into one, but that's pretty much every nitro
<v Speaker 1>in this era.
<v Speaker 2>Is a couple of weeks. It's true, Johnny, I guessing
<v Speaker 2>what you said, thunder, because that's where he hurts. His
<v Speaker 2>hand is on Thunder.
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know that.
<v Speaker 2>You know, it could be a year long run in
<v Speaker 2>Goldbler grassing everybody.
<v Speaker 3>Goldberg Jared in January he's paying off.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very evil of him, and.
<v Speaker 3>He tells Jared, when heart is alone, I'm gonna rip
<v Speaker 3>his heart out and eat it. And he chases Bread
<v Speaker 3>out of the arena in the shot after this, and
<v Speaker 3>he smashes his fucking ham into a limo window and
<v Speaker 3>bust his shit open. Crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's got to be the dumbest guy this
<v Speaker 1>ever lived. I mean, just punching. Yeah, he was like,
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm gonna punch this glass until I
<v Speaker 1>get injured enough that I don't have to come to
<v Speaker 1>Thunder next week.
<v Speaker 3>I don't got to lose to the nWo if I
<v Speaker 3>get hurt.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck Cot he still gets paid probably, right, So Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>punching glass.
<v Speaker 1>I mean like he legitated died, Like he legitimate just died, right.
<v Speaker 1>There isn't that crazy thing about what if he just
<v Speaker 1>fucking died on Thunder dies Like dude, you know would
<v Speaker 1>be crazy is if he had hair. Wow, I mean
<v Speaker 1>that's and died.
<v Speaker 2>And glass with hair. That'd be crazy.
<v Speaker 3>There's glass with hair. I mean he would have got hurt, Tony,
<v Speaker 3>you would have been fine. Goldberg is bleeding to death
<v Speaker 3>on Thunder and they air it do.
<v Speaker 1>That might be the worst part is that happening on
<v Speaker 1>Thunder Like the superstation spots they got Raymond airing after this.
<v Speaker 1>You're telling the Rock that Goldberg died on the superstation
<v Speaker 1>Bill Goldberg, Bill died, Little Billy Goldberg died on Thunder's.
<v Speaker 2>Cookie Puss.
<v Speaker 1>Done so Goldberg. Yes, he busts out the Limo windshields.
<v Speaker 1>And then it shows Brett Hark, Kevin Nash, and Jeff Jarrett.
<v Speaker 1>They're walking down the hallway. They're dripping gold tag Team Champions,
<v Speaker 1>US Champion, World Champion, they got it all.
<v Speaker 3>So they're talking here, did any either of you catch
<v Speaker 3>what they were actually saying? No, no, no, all, I
<v Speaker 3>I heard there's something that Jared says. He looks at Nash.
<v Speaker 3>At one point he says they're gonna do what and
<v Speaker 3>National says, we're shooting.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that was a.
<v Speaker 2>Reference to, but inside ball game stuff.
<v Speaker 1>You know.
<v Speaker 3>Jared probably looked at him and said, you want to
<v Speaker 3>pull the power on the show and fuck up the masters.
<v Speaker 2>We're cutting that. Jay Flynn batch Bro.
<v Speaker 1>Said, I got Jerry Flynn and I and I said,
<v Speaker 1>we shoot Flynn Baseball. So we get the intro of
<v Speaker 1>the show WCW. Nitro h. This is the ninety nine
<v Speaker 1>intro with the new branding and Nitro girls and all
<v Speaker 1>that stuff.
<v Speaker 2>This is fun, yeah, very better than the other one.
<v Speaker 2>The other one where it's like the static TV and
<v Speaker 2>then you can't tell what's going on. I remember that one.
<v Speaker 1>Right or it is it's after in the Kevin Ash eyes.
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty legendary though, But this is cool. I like
<v Speaker 2>the logo and the Nitro girls dancing pretty sweet.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean the vibes are very turn of the
<v Speaker 1>century like this. This. If you had to pick a year,
<v Speaker 1>this looked like I would probably say two thousand ninety
<v Speaker 1>nine going into two thousand.
<v Speaker 2>It's a product of its time.
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, so we get the commentary desk town Hall. That's right,
<v Speaker 1>commentary Desk town Hall, because I thought I started writing
<v Speaker 1>it and then I was like, wow, they talk about
<v Speaker 1>so much here.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, this is just a time there for
<v Speaker 3>a minute.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So it's Mike today, Tony Shavanni, and Bobby Heenan.
<v Speaker 1>They're at the Death tonight, which is honestly a very
<v Speaker 1>good commentary team, probably great team, good for the show,
<v Speaker 1>to be honest with you, dude.
<v Speaker 3>The how there, how upbeat they are at the beginning
<v Speaker 3>of the show compared to the end is very funny.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Bobby Heenan by the end of the show might
<v Speaker 1>as well have just taken the mic completely off. You
<v Speaker 1>could convince me the mic was on the table while
<v Speaker 1>he was talking.
<v Speaker 3>He was so fucking sick of the bullshit, dude, Like
<v Speaker 3>he was like, yeah, fucking whoa, I mean, how do.
<v Speaker 1>You commentate goddamn fourteen matches? By that time, you're probably
<v Speaker 1>just sick of the entrances. You're like, holy fuck man, Like,
<v Speaker 1>how many war is there? Well? It shows footage from
<v Speaker 1>Thunder of Goldberg breaking the windshields. Thy yeah, dude, I
<v Speaker 1>mean it is crazy. It shows Goldberg hitting the roof
<v Speaker 1>of the car after breaking all the windshields, and he
<v Speaker 1>is just bleeding from his arm.
<v Speaker 3>Like, dude, he's pouring blood. He smashes both of his
<v Speaker 3>arms on the hood of the car, like blood everywhere.
<v Speaker 3>He's punching the windshield as he's bleeding. Hey, you fucking
<v Speaker 3>complete idiot, you ball dumb shot.
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Yeah, I mean that's like I said, uh,
<v Speaker 1>kind of scary because like very cool. If you, if
<v Speaker 1>anyone ever needed to hear this, do not punch glass
<v Speaker 1>with your bare hands. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Man, Like, no, what are you doing that? Under any circumstance,
<v Speaker 3>even death match dudes don't even do that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, yeah, you gotta tape up at least, you know,
<v Speaker 1>tape up your arm or do something.
<v Speaker 3>Gold Today said Goldberg had a shredded tendon and immediate
<v Speaker 3>surgery was performed and he got forty stitches, but he
<v Speaker 3>should heal one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's good. I'm glad that it wasn't anything any
<v Speaker 1>more serious than that, you know. Yeah, if it was
<v Speaker 1>gonna be anything more serious than that, at least do
<v Speaker 1>it on nitra.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's only gonna heal He's only get seventy
<v Speaker 2>after heels he's sorry, we can't put it back together.
<v Speaker 3>The retirement of Goldberg Endscott sign.
<v Speaker 1>Just kidding. We have the technology. We are putting Goldberg
<v Speaker 1>back together as we speak.
<v Speaker 2>He shredded, just tended to guess what He's gonna go
<v Speaker 2>to WWF and fight Triple A. Man, that's what happens.
<v Speaker 1>Tony Shavanni tells us that Kevin Nash and Scott Hall
<v Speaker 1>were scheduled to defend the tag team titles. But Scott
<v Speaker 1>Hall is not here.
<v Speaker 3>It's not even that he's hurt or anything happened, like
<v Speaker 3>not even selling that Goldberg kicked like they say. He
<v Speaker 3>hasn't been seen since the beating he took from Goldberg.
<v Speaker 3>But it's not like he's injured. It's just he hasn't
<v Speaker 3>shown up to the building. Not even Kevin Nash has
<v Speaker 3>seen got all he said.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like every time we watch Nitro or
<v Speaker 1>any w c W content, it's always commentary at the
<v Speaker 1>top of the show saying, and Scott.
<v Speaker 2>Hall is not here, all right, there's sicker right angles
<v Speaker 2>that covers up. Yeah, he's just not here. I don't know,
<v Speaker 2>we have no idea he's not here at seven. I
<v Speaker 2>don't fucking know. We're just new show.
<v Speaker 1>Philisted the facts. That was basically, if Scott doesn't show up,
<v Speaker 1>just read this.
<v Speaker 2>I have two letters here. One is the schedule tonight
<v Speaker 2>and here's the sky. Hall does a show, they.
<v Speaker 1>Say, they say.
<v Speaker 3>Executive Vice President Bill Bush has said he's had enough
<v Speaker 3>of the direction from Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara. Are
<v Speaker 3>the bowers that be? And then he for the first
<v Speaker 3>time I ever let his voice be heard. He sent
<v Speaker 3>out a release to the directors a WCW on official
<v Speaker 3>letterhead that if Scott Hall doesn't show up by seven
<v Speaker 3>pm Eastern tonight, that Hall and Nash will be stripped
<v Speaker 3>of the w CW Tag Team titles. So Russo and
<v Speaker 3>Ed Farraro respond to this by saying, they have booked
<v Speaker 3>this booking for tonight.
<v Speaker 2>I say booking.
<v Speaker 3>They've done this booking for tonight. They will book here
<v Speaker 3>tonight a Lethal Lottery New Year's Evil Tag Team tournament.
<v Speaker 3>Right here, I wrote, Oh my fucking God, and I'm
<v Speaker 3>staring at Tony Shiavanni reading this. To his left is
<v Speaker 3>Mike Today doing the lips, and Bobby Heenan is staring
<v Speaker 3>into the void.
<v Speaker 1>It's been a long night already. Yeah, dude.
<v Speaker 2>The first words they usher out here is eight matches
<v Speaker 2>here tonight in this tournament.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's just a.
<v Speaker 2>Tournament that ship not counting singles.
<v Speaker 1>Matches, tody.
<v Speaker 3>They said eight matches, and the image of James immediately
<v Speaker 3>like I expected a very mean message, dude, the like
<v Speaker 3>off rip.
<v Speaker 1>I had to pause it and like take a break
<v Speaker 1>because he said, the Powers that Be bok a lethal
<v Speaker 1>lottery New Year's Evil Tag Team Title tournament. And I
<v Speaker 1>was like, he's gonna do it one fucking night, and
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe it. It's it's like he's gonna do
<v Speaker 1>it one night. It was actually two nights.
<v Speaker 3>That's crazy. That which is I mean impressive. So eight matches.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, this is like a King of
<v Speaker 3>the Ring style. There's like four, two, and then one.
<v Speaker 1>I definitely thought he was going for deadly game vibes
<v Speaker 1>here like yes, yes, yes, yes, because Russo legit has
<v Speaker 1>four angles and like if they don't follow up him
<v Speaker 1>upon those four angles, they were not fucking doing it.
<v Speaker 3>Tournament, cut the matches. I don't care these matches. As
<v Speaker 3>he said, eight matches just in the tournament.
<v Speaker 1>So they announced this tournament. They announced it. The tournament here,
<v Speaker 1>the Lethal Lottery. Uh and this is like rusoll love.
<v Speaker 1>He was even, yeah, this is like one of his
<v Speaker 1>favorite tropes. Really right, So the Lethal Lottery is a
<v Speaker 1>random tag team tournament. So your brain goes to like, okay,
<v Speaker 1>so I just won't have any like actual tag teams
<v Speaker 1>in it. It'll just be like random tag teams. Obviously
<v Speaker 1>you see that idea. That's not the fucking truth. And uh,
<v Speaker 1>what was that? Bobby Heena says, yeah, it could even
<v Speaker 1>be me and you Shavanni teaming up, and they took
<v Speaker 1>a second. Shavanni didn't respond, No, they never do that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're you're lucky. They didn't hear that sooner on
<v Speaker 1>the fly. Yeah, jesus, it was very I will say
<v Speaker 1>it's very nice of Bill Bush to allow the Bookers
<v Speaker 1>to keep booking, even though he's simming the facts that
<v Speaker 1>said the Bookers suck at books. I'm sick of the
<v Speaker 1>direction this shitty show is going. Ah, go with what
<v Speaker 1>you want, you got three. Tony Shavanni then says, the
<v Speaker 1>total Package Liz will address what they did to Sting.
<v Speaker 1>I said, only ship the total package, Liz is awesome
<v Speaker 1>based So I'm guessing. Uh, this is after Luger turned
<v Speaker 1>on Sting and attacked him.
<v Speaker 3>I think, yeah, they Kate, I'm pretty sure.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, they announced a couple more matches. Brett Hart is
<v Speaker 1>taking on Jerry Flynn. That was a lie.
<v Speaker 3>I was ironically excited for that because I can't picture
<v Speaker 3>that match in my brain, so I wanted to see.
<v Speaker 1>What it was. Yeah, I I actually like, I'm guessing
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Flynn hit that damn spin kick. I know that's
<v Speaker 1>for sure.
<v Speaker 3>He must have did the cradle APOLOGI.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jerry Flynn.
<v Speaker 2>No, it's Jerry Flynn. Jerry and Lynn. That different guys.
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you want to book me? Yeah? They probably
<v Speaker 1>you know what tell me what they probably did is
<v Speaker 1>they booked Jerry Lynn. He didn't show up. Jerry Flynn
<v Speaker 1>showed up. They said, just don't put it on the bucket.
<v Speaker 3>Shot Scott hold it joy.
<v Speaker 1>It was a dark man during the.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bro, But like, I'd love to work Jerry Lynn.
<v Speaker 2>That'd be awesome man.
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Flynn showed up and said, Brett says, I'm not
<v Speaker 1>working as match.
<v Speaker 2>Cut this from the Peacock Feed. What are you talking about?
<v Speaker 1>It? Said Jerry e f and Lynn and Brett said,
<v Speaker 1>also make sure you fucking take out lash LaRue's match too,
<v Speaker 1>and the show I'd better not be on the same
<v Speaker 1>show they're on.
<v Speaker 2>Guys, cut that from the Peacock Feed and what the
<v Speaker 2>hell are you talking about?
<v Speaker 1>So we also have Jeff Jarrett versus Billy Kidman us
<v Speaker 1>title is on the line in this match, and Big
<v Speaker 1>Papa Pump. Scott Steiner will announce his retirement because his
<v Speaker 1>back sucks.
<v Speaker 3>No no, they said that he went to the University
<v Speaker 3>of Southern California Medical Center and he was revisited by
<v Speaker 3>doctor Watkins, and doctor Watkins said Steiner's back isn't healing
<v Speaker 3>as well as expected, and they're like talking about the
<v Speaker 3>sad Scott Steiner ship and then just a spooky organ
<v Speaker 3>starts playing and I'm like, what the fucking from the
<v Speaker 3>day Chris Canyon is a pimp walks out.
<v Speaker 1>Kid.
<v Speaker 2>That ship paid, by the way.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Champagne canyons here, He's got women. His own
<v Speaker 1>commentary mic that's not fed to the crowd is just
<v Speaker 1>fed to Bobby and Tony's mind.
<v Speaker 3>It's a whole different mic. It sounds like ship and.
<v Speaker 2>The commentators too, which is kind of neat. I guess right.
<v Speaker 1>You can hear the Yeah, he can hear them. He's
<v Speaker 1>just a part of the commentary team. Just roaming, I
<v Speaker 1>think is a mystery four commentators.
<v Speaker 2>It is kind of sweet to have a roby commentator,
<v Speaker 2>but they fuck it up so bad.
<v Speaker 1>Now I disagree. I thought this was a great job.
<v Speaker 1>Everything about this was good.
<v Speaker 3>Actually, Yeah, Chris Champagne, Canyon c c K the original.
<v Speaker 3>Some guys ripped it off. Goddamn Chris.
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't there a guy named Champagne? Or is that the same?
<v Speaker 1>Champagne was an e c W guy? He was? He
<v Speaker 1>wasn't o mega guy. First off, it was it was
<v Speaker 1>pucked up from E c W. Was Champagne was called
<v Speaker 1>the same? Like c h A was Sham and then
<v Speaker 1>Payne Clarence Mason's also here. J Biggs my man, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>whats going on? Is he? Like?
<v Speaker 3>Uh, he's the goddamn lawyer for Canyon, because Canyon needs.
<v Speaker 1>A lawyer, Canyon music lawyer. What is his gimmick?
<v Speaker 2>Champagne like the ladies lawyers.
<v Speaker 3>He's got the women, He's got a lawyer. He's on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>This guy a lot of jobs, spooky, Yeah, he's got
<v Speaker 1>the organ and he's saying insider baseball terms on commentary
<v Speaker 1>for no reason.
<v Speaker 2>He uh comes out to understand.
<v Speaker 3>He says, can you hear what? Shavanni? And Giovanni says,
<v Speaker 3>I can hear you, and you'll forgive me a minute.
<v Speaker 3>And Kenyon says, shut up, that was so loney and
<v Speaker 3>keep it real. It did do triple zero. How do
<v Speaker 3>you like my women? Brain?
<v Speaker 1>And he just says that they're attractive, so if they're
<v Speaker 1>gonna get any fucking better, Chris Champagne Canyon, the original CZK,
<v Speaker 1>please get that right? Uh? Follow he was holding down
<v Speaker 1>in two thousands. Not in the two thousands.
<v Speaker 3>He's not in this matter. It's just out here.
<v Speaker 1>I tell you. I'm gonna tell you this real quick though.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Champagne Canyon, Uh, Clarence Mason, the women, the mic. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>They all had to be here because Brian Knobs was
<v Speaker 1>gonna open you. Yes, they said we have to be here,
<v Speaker 1>books out and I was like, wow again, I'm staring
<v Speaker 1>at my discord in anticipation of an angry message from
<v Speaker 1>j Brian Knobbs walked out as Nigel McGinnis.
<v Speaker 2>That was crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I said, WHOA, what the hell if Brian Knobbs goes
<v Speaker 1>to the ring like Nigel used to do it and
<v Speaker 1>turn around. That'd be crazy. His friends, his ship, whoa,
<v Speaker 1>my god. Yeah, there he is entrance with the ashole.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, that's disgusting. Says that bro. We already got
<v Speaker 1>champagne you out there. Don't do the ass nothing. We
<v Speaker 1>do not have time. Okay, understandable. It's Brian Knobbs versus
<v Speaker 1>Bam Bam Biglow and a hardcore match. I swear to
<v Speaker 1>god every single fucking time we watched w CW as
<v Speaker 1>Brian Knobs ors his Bam Bam Bigla please and yes and.
<v Speaker 2>So.
<v Speaker 3>Also, Kanyon is at commentary now with his headset mic
<v Speaker 3>on and it's a totally different quality than the commentators.
<v Speaker 3>And Kenyon says they're gonna rename the Oscars the Canyon
<v Speaker 3>based on my upcoming appearance and ready to rumble, and
<v Speaker 3>he says, oh, I hear you're up for an oscar.
<v Speaker 3>Just completely fucking killing that. Kanyon says, oh yeah, for
<v Speaker 3>the category for best performance from a professional wrestler in
<v Speaker 3>a major motion picture, that's good.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, at least he's you know, he's sharp. Canyon Kenyon
<v Speaker 1>was a good talker. I enjoyed listening. Can't like Canyon
<v Speaker 1>a lot. Yeah, me too. So Bam Bam comes out
<v Speaker 1>and immediately I'm like, yeah, like I love this guy, man,
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know, there's just some energy about Bam Bam.
<v Speaker 1>He's just the coolest dude ever even like like he's
<v Speaker 1>totally like he's just cashing out here in w CW.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, but like he does look cool and like
<v Speaker 1>he just got a or about him. That's just like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, this guy's fucking do this my guy
<v Speaker 1>right here. I like Bam Bam.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck yeah, man, I'm with it.
<v Speaker 1>Canyon's mic by this point is so low you just
<v Speaker 1>can't even hear what he's saying. He's just talking, talking, talking,
<v Speaker 1>and they're just like talking over him. Yeah, just fucking whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just fucking just enough with this fucking dude. And
<v Speaker 3>they show uh last week on Thunder, Uh Bam Bam
<v Speaker 3>broke a champagne bottle over j biggs Head and then
<v Speaker 3>Kenyon hit Bam Bam with the WCW world title.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, so my I don't know why my brain
<v Speaker 1>went here first. I said, that's definitely they're ready to rumble,
<v Speaker 1>like cast.
<v Speaker 3>I assume that's what it's because I assume that's what
<v Speaker 3>it's referenced to. That he like says that he wanted
<v Speaker 3>on the movie or some shit.
<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, I yeah, I love this part because it
<v Speaker 1>shows him using the WCW title and leaving with it.
<v Speaker 1>And of course the Maestro beat Bam Bam because of this,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, the mast because of this, Yes, and
<v Speaker 1>we see the Mestro laid out like fucking yam chill
<v Speaker 1>later and I Peter Reffinson. So anyways, Yeah, Canyon hits
<v Speaker 1>Bam Bam with the w CW title the cast. He
<v Speaker 1>walks out and shows it on the feed, and Mike
<v Speaker 1>Taney gets like incredibly pissed off, like Mike today, immediately
<v Speaker 1>presses Canyon about it. He's like, who did you beat
<v Speaker 1>to win that title? Hunh, what title is that? Who
<v Speaker 1>did you beat? Can?
<v Speaker 3>I was there and I won.
<v Speaker 1>I love that. Mike Toa is like the protector of
<v Speaker 1>k fabe, like he's like he's the wrestling guy, like
<v Speaker 1>he's the best, He's the best. It was his w
<v Speaker 1>CW gimmick of just knowing wrestling and like respecting it.
<v Speaker 3>Good gimmick, and it fit with the Shavanni and heenan like,
<v Speaker 3>I actually think they're an underrated thing.
<v Speaker 1>So Brian Knobbs has his basket of weapons here and
<v Speaker 1>he just fucking beats Bam Bam up with trash cans
<v Speaker 1>and hits him in the head. Everything. Think, yeah, the
<v Speaker 1>match immediately goes like to the crowd. So Bam Bam
<v Speaker 1>sends Brian Knobs into the crowd for the guardrail and.
<v Speaker 3>Then crazy bump.
<v Speaker 1>Actually yeah, he just takes it like head first. He
<v Speaker 1>just kind of goes whoo boom, Yeah, right down.
<v Speaker 3>Now what what Bam Bam does after this?
<v Speaker 1>I was very confused by it. This was awesome. So
<v Speaker 1>Bam Bam then instead of just going over the guardrail
<v Speaker 1>and chasing him out there, he just this feels like
<v Speaker 1>a video game thing where you're just like, okay, it
<v Speaker 1>is a video game. Can we try this real quick? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>So Bamdam grabs the steel steps and like, well, he's
<v Speaker 1>got the steel steps, and then he just puts it
<v Speaker 1>beside the barricade like the long way.
<v Speaker 3>He also hit Canyon with them, by the way, they
<v Speaker 3>barely caught it though, but he hit Canyon in the
<v Speaker 3>stomach with.
<v Speaker 1>So he puts it here and then tries to use
<v Speaker 1>it to get over the guard rail and jump at
<v Speaker 1>Brian Knobbs, who's in the crowd.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he like runs up them like Shelton running the
<v Speaker 3>ladder style, but he gets caught off by Knobs, who
<v Speaker 3>punches them in the balls.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the steel steps were like, whatever way you're thinking
<v Speaker 1>that these steel steps are like set up for him
<v Speaker 1>to run up them, They're not. They're just he just
<v Speaker 1>full sends it. So Brian Knobs and Bam Bam then
<v Speaker 1>fight through the crowd as Kenyon, who has a mobile
<v Speaker 1>commentary MICU, decides to join the crowd and fight through
<v Speaker 1>all the fans to see the action.
<v Speaker 3>This is so fucking funny, Like one Bam Bam and
<v Speaker 3>Brian Knobbs fight a million miles away. The concept of
<v Speaker 3>any of the rumers following them can't happen because it
<v Speaker 3>would mean that there's no reason for Kanyon to be
<v Speaker 3>out there because the commentators could see the action on
<v Speaker 3>the screen. So Kenyon, for this Kanyon gimmick to work,
<v Speaker 3>they have to shoot this so no one watching the
<v Speaker 3>show can see this.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they legit you made a good point. They
<v Speaker 1>legit walk as far as possible, like from the ring
<v Speaker 1>to the back wall, like they can't go any further. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there's a given table back there and they can't go
<v Speaker 1>any further than that. They're legit in the way back
<v Speaker 1>in the rumor. It's like sitting in the ring like
<v Speaker 1>on the apri. Point's trying to get this.
<v Speaker 3>And Kenyan, as you said, he's following the action. So
<v Speaker 3>Kenyan says, They say, can you see what's going on?
<v Speaker 3>And Kenyon responds with his shoty mic, I'm in with
<v Speaker 3>the mox moving move move, it mocks. He says, I'm
<v Speaker 3>a wrestler, you ass whole.
<v Speaker 2>I can assume he stopping security guy, I'm.
<v Speaker 3>I'm a wrestler, you asshole.
<v Speaker 2>You can't see ship because it's the back of people's heads.
<v Speaker 2>You have no idea you should follow canyon. That should
<v Speaker 2>have been the gimmick, like fallow Kenyon through the crowd right,
<v Speaker 2>That would have made more sense. But it's like you
<v Speaker 2>get none of that. You just get the back of
<v Speaker 2>people's heads.
<v Speaker 3>Well, he eventually gets to them. Tony and Kenny say,
<v Speaker 3>I'm right here.
<v Speaker 1>Guys with a bunch of marks.
<v Speaker 2>They say, They say, Kenny's gonna call the action. He
<v Speaker 2>doesn't say a word, all.
<v Speaker 3>Right, until Bam Bam hits him and Kenyon goes a
<v Speaker 3>cheap shot. So Bam Bam, I think Scoop slams Brian
<v Speaker 3>Knobs through a gimmick table.
<v Speaker 2>I think so, yeah, a table breaks somehow, and I
<v Speaker 2>think I see like a Guilden box up there, so
<v Speaker 2>it's gotta be a merch stand, right, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is a Merchand what are the fucking merch
<v Speaker 3>cage wall called? What is that called?
<v Speaker 1>We have one?
<v Speaker 2>What you're talking about? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>What did I write down? Let me see here. I
<v Speaker 1>wrote it down as I just said it with a.
<v Speaker 3>T shirt wall, Okay, I wrote merch wall, So I
<v Speaker 3>guess we're yeah, that's right. Whatever is it's a fucking
<v Speaker 3>cage you can hang T shirts on. They're near that
<v Speaker 3>and he put them through a table. Bam Bam is
<v Speaker 3>now signaling for a pile driver. But now Kenyon hits
<v Speaker 3>him in the back of the head with the w
<v Speaker 3>cwas on it.
<v Speaker 1>Who'd you beat? Don't worry about any Mock'm wrestler.
<v Speaker 3>I'm a champion, you asshole. Throws the merchwall on Bambam
<v Speaker 3>after I with the title. Then Kenyon says one two
<v Speaker 3>three knobs wins.
<v Speaker 1>What that's the end of the mat.
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea what even happened there at the
<v Speaker 2>end of good See shit, I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>One two, three knobs wins. You fucking mock.
<v Speaker 1>So I could totally understand what they're going for here,
<v Speaker 1>and uh, this was inspired, Like this idea was inspired?
<v Speaker 2>Good idea?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was inspired. It just came across like shit,
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't see anything. I have nothing to say about this.
<v Speaker 1>I could see nothing.
<v Speaker 3>No, but it was fucking hilarious.
<v Speaker 1>I mean move it mocks, Yeah, I mean was great here.
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad they kept it short enough where it wasn't
<v Speaker 2>like in the crowd forever and you can.
<v Speaker 3>See your name could have went forever with this. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>like if this was like Sid versus fucking Bread. This
<v Speaker 3>is a thirty minute canyon promo.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Uh, Sid Vicious has arrived in
<v Speaker 1>a Cadillac with Crispin Wah, and the camera pans over
<v Speaker 1>and as they come out of this there walking and
<v Speaker 1>the camera pans past them and there is a fucking
<v Speaker 1>monster truck back there. Why hidden in the shadows. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's looming behind and they see it.
<v Speaker 2>Why did you reveal it at the start.
<v Speaker 1>Why because the camera guy probably caught it by accident
<v Speaker 1>in the country and said, what is that truck? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>Can we talk about this backstage area backstage area, because
<v Speaker 2>it's like the astrodome right is where we're at. But
<v Speaker 2>it's they they just put a pipe and drape to
<v Speaker 2>cut off half the arena area. Yeah, they cut off
<v Speaker 2>half the arena because you could see on the on side.
<v Speaker 2>On the side there's like seats for the fans to sit,
<v Speaker 2>like actual seats, like stadium seats. But they just cut
<v Speaker 2>it off and that's their backstage. So people are driving
<v Speaker 2>cars into inside the arena.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the fumes are just all up in
<v Speaker 1>the astrodome right.
<v Speaker 3>Now, we consider that that these cars are just in
<v Speaker 3>the building.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's their backstage area. But it's literally just that.
<v Speaker 1>Filling up this place.
<v Speaker 2>Sid doesn't turn off his lights or anything if I
<v Speaker 2>doesn't turn the car.
<v Speaker 3>So dude. Yeah, Well you see a lot of the
<v Speaker 3>backstage area because they refuse to shoot any way that
<v Speaker 3>anyone that arrives to the building. They shoot directly at
<v Speaker 3>all of the production equipment the whole.
<v Speaker 2>And all the wrestlers and everybody just hanging out backstage.
<v Speaker 3>Everybody.
<v Speaker 2>You can see them all. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>So backstage here again, Jeff Jarrett, Brett Hart, and Kevin
<v Speaker 1>Nash are here with JJ Dillon. Uh, this is the
<v Speaker 1>new nWo trio here.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Hall is supposed to also be a part of this,
<v Speaker 1>but he's not fucking here and he won't be here
<v Speaker 1>any given for seven. He could be past seven, they
<v Speaker 1>say that on the thing. He's like he had to
<v Speaker 1>be at by seven's all we're past seven. Well, well
<v Speaker 1>fuck floor angle. So yeah, they're all back there.
<v Speaker 3>They're they're kind of cornering JJ Dillon here and they say,
<v Speaker 3>you fucking you sit in your ass in this chair.
<v Speaker 3>Ship goes to stand up and that's says we're doing.
<v Speaker 3>Kenny says, you want these, you want them, and he
<v Speaker 3>throws the tag belt just on the fucking desk. Guess
<v Speaker 3>he doesn't really care.
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when him it's all fucking basketball the
<v Speaker 1>fucking TV title to the trash Can. Yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 1>whatever remnants of this era w CW there is. Kevin
<v Speaker 1>has his ship all over at any given point.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, these tag titles mean nothing, like It's unreal. JJ
<v Speaker 3>stands he says, I'm just a messenger, and Brett says, well,
<v Speaker 3>here's a message you could take back to Bill Bush
<v Speaker 3>and he needs him in the gut and they start
<v Speaker 3>throwing kicks out of him. So they jj Dillon has
<v Speaker 3>been taken out. Compromise to a permanent end to here.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage again. Here we go to commercial
<v Speaker 1>and come back and the nWo trio here is at
<v Speaker 1>the nWo Monster truck and they say, what is this?
<v Speaker 3>That's weird? Yeah, Jared said, hey, what's that saying? Nash says,
<v Speaker 3>the band's back together?
<v Speaker 1>What's the front said? Sweet, what's this over here? Why that?
<v Speaker 1>And and Dorn shout it says over here, you know
<v Speaker 1>on the and on the back here it says Jamie
<v Speaker 1>kitting experience.
<v Speaker 2>What's going on here?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Why that two thousand truck.
<v Speaker 3>Is sponsored by every movie coming out in two thousand.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Nash says, the band is back together, and
<v Speaker 3>Jared says the band. Who's in the band? And that's
<v Speaker 3>looks something he says, Eric Scott always shows up. Nash,
<v Speaker 3>bretton Jarret walk away from the monster truck. That's cool,
<v Speaker 3>monster truck all right? Then they walk around this big trailer,
<v Speaker 3>and Nash looks and he says, oh, look, Sid's here.
<v Speaker 3>I guess Sid notoriously has a Cadillac that everyone knows
<v Speaker 3>that his Sid's Cadillac because it's just a Cadillac.
<v Speaker 1>Since always he.
<v Speaker 2>Can't have a park, his car gets crushed and a
<v Speaker 2>bunch of other shit happens to his car.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean he has a big car, man, that's true.
<v Speaker 1>I always like that about wcw Is. They wouldn't always
<v Speaker 1>pull up in a limo. It'd be like a Cadillac
<v Speaker 1>or like a fucking towns Ofmobile or some shit, you
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Be interesting. Yeah, So like just
<v Speaker 1>gotta change that up every once in a while.
<v Speaker 3>So fucking Jared says big Duf has left the lights on,
<v Speaker 3>and Nash because he Sid did he just I mean,
<v Speaker 3>I guess when you're that tall, you can do what
<v Speaker 3>you want. He just fucking leaves his car. Maybe he
<v Speaker 3>thought there was a valet, thought Moe was gonna take
<v Speaker 3>his cards about twenty two.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he said, that's why I say, he's just in
<v Speaker 1>the arena. So he probably just thought, all right, well,
<v Speaker 1>I guess I'll just go backstage right.
<v Speaker 3>Here here, I'm gonna leave this run. It's gonna be
<v Speaker 3>a short night here. I's got a promo, Nash says.
<v Speaker 3>He looks at the Cadillac and he says, let's get
<v Speaker 3>them gimmicks, man, And I'm like, what does that mean?
<v Speaker 3>And then he Panami's spray painting. I said, oh, oh,
<v Speaker 3>he wants spray cans.
<v Speaker 1>That ship was awesome. Let's go get this.
<v Speaker 3>That's cool as funk, all right, cool?
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we go straight into his Sid Vicious town hall.
<v Speaker 3>Here, it's gonna be short.
<v Speaker 1>He's got that car running, so he's she didn't get
<v Speaker 1>out among cellar.
<v Speaker 2>Just squeeze.
<v Speaker 1>You fuck is Rubby. Let's raise the house. What time
<v Speaker 1>is off?
<v Speaker 3>He should have ship if you want to see city
<v Speaker 3>the house and if you're not done that, so Sid says,
<v Speaker 3>c nWo, we gotta figure it out. The message that
<v Speaker 3>is real simple. Payback well be up, be.
<v Speaker 2>Sis on something.
<v Speaker 3>He's got so much fucking energy, man, I mean I
<v Speaker 3>guess because he's not working. He's like, I'm gonna just
<v Speaker 3>let it fucking ride the night.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's gonna walk back to his car, right,
<v Speaker 1>so he's gotta go.
<v Speaker 3>And then Sid came out to like music and stuff,
<v Speaker 3>but then they shut the lights out music Pyro here
<v Speaker 3>comes Crispin Waughan is Sunday's Best.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean this is like, you're right, that's the
<v Speaker 1>best way to put his Sunday's Best. He's here to
<v Speaker 1>speak in riddles and rhymes as he always does.
<v Speaker 3>I mean this, They're definitely trying to make him feel
<v Speaker 3>like a big deal at least.
<v Speaker 1>I guess. I mean, like, I don't know if Russo
<v Speaker 1>really cared about Ben Wah. I think Sullivan was the
<v Speaker 1>one that was always pushing for Ben Wat towards the
<v Speaker 1>shore before. Because this run comes up here he goes
<v Speaker 1>at WWF very soon.
<v Speaker 3>Sure, isn't it Like after the next paper hold.
<v Speaker 1>Out he wins out and then leaves whoops.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, ben Wan said, bump knuckles and Ben Wall,
<v Speaker 3>like you said, he speaks in fucking rhymes like yeah,
<v Speaker 3>weird riddles. He says, uh, this brings us to the
<v Speaker 3>Golden Child, the Man to be, say, the powers that be,
<v Speaker 3>none other than the Chosen One. Jeff jarrett I said, Oh,
<v Speaker 3>what the hell? I don't think Ben Wall cuts promos
<v Speaker 3>for his first like four years in w Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I mean his gimmick here is that I don't cut promos,
<v Speaker 1>and then Russo was like, you should go out there
<v Speaker 1>and you should cut some promos.
<v Speaker 3>Keep talking, keep talking, so he challenged. He says it
<v Speaker 3>it's sold out. He's going to face Jarrett in a
<v Speaker 3>triple threat theater match, which I was like, okay, He says.
<v Speaker 3>It starts out with dungeon rules only, which is no ropes,
<v Speaker 3>no way out, victory by pinfall or submission. You leave,
<v Speaker 3>you lose. Okay, that's match.
<v Speaker 1>One, no way out this match.
<v Speaker 3>But if you leave you lose, why don't you just
<v Speaker 3>build a cage? Ah good IDEA well match too. I said,
<v Speaker 3>I'll put myself in your backyard bunk house brawl because
<v Speaker 3>that's Jared's patinit match of course, and the top off
<v Speaker 3>the evening. Ben Waugh says, I've had a special cage
<v Speaker 3>built just to host a match I call caged heat.
<v Speaker 3>Two men walk in, one man walks out. Well, this
<v Speaker 3>probably would have helped for dungeon rules a little better
<v Speaker 3>having a cage there. This is also two out of
<v Speaker 3>three falls wins. It Also there's a chance that Ben
<v Speaker 3>while paid a lot of money to have a special
<v Speaker 3>cage built that they're not going to use.
<v Speaker 1>Does he do the diving head but off this one.
<v Speaker 3>I swear he because I feel like, wait, Tom, he's
<v Speaker 3>in a cage, he does it.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I say. In ninety nine alone, I feel
<v Speaker 1>I've been watch jumped off the cage like three times
<v Speaker 1>in the diving head but and the cages that kept
<v Speaker 1>getting bigger.
<v Speaker 3>Am I insane? Because all those matches happened, but none
<v Speaker 3>of them involved Jared or Ben Wah. Oh, Brett gets
<v Speaker 3>fucked up by Jill Goldberg and then Jared, who was
<v Speaker 3>scheduled to wrestle Ben Waugh in a triple Threat Theater match,
<v Speaker 3>suffered lingering headaches from ben Wall's diving headbutt off the top.
<v Speaker 1>Of the game.
<v Speaker 3>On January tenth Nitro, which forced them to vacate the
<v Speaker 3>US title. Ben Wah was instead moved to take Brett's
<v Speaker 3>place against Sid for the title, and the Triple Threat
<v Speaker 3>Theater series was contested between Billy Kimmon and three separate wrestlers.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. Did we do we watch this or
<v Speaker 2>do we do watch this?
<v Speaker 3>On this We've watched something of this. This all feels familiar.
<v Speaker 2>I feel like we watched it where it was supposed
<v Speaker 2>to be. Brett Hart, and then it wasn't Bret Hart.
<v Speaker 2>It was like yeah, different, it was like Kidman. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Kidman was in one of them. Remember that here, So
<v Speaker 2>this don't do they don't do the no ropes thing.
<v Speaker 2>I remember. We're like, why are there no roads dungeon rules?
<v Speaker 3>No, it's a catches catch can match is what it
<v Speaker 3>turns into. And Billy Kimman beat femalink Go in two minutes.
<v Speaker 1>So this actually is uh what partially leads to Russo
<v Speaker 1>leaving WCW. I believe I have some info here. So
<v Speaker 1>in January of two thousand, which is like a week
<v Speaker 1>from now, Russo received two phone calls, one from Brett
<v Speaker 1>Hart and another from Jeff Jarrett, and they said that
<v Speaker 1>they are both injured and could not wrestle and will
<v Speaker 1>be forced to vacate their championships. So this required Russo
<v Speaker 1>to alter the plans he had in mind for Brett
<v Speaker 1>Hart in the New World Order. So Russo, who had
<v Speaker 1>his own committee of guys, not any WCW sanction committee,
<v Speaker 1>yet his own committee a guy, sat down to determine
<v Speaker 1>what could happen had sold out. One of the ideas
<v Speaker 1>included putting the now vacated WCW title on the shoe
<v Speaker 1>fighter Tank Abbot. I do remember this and an attempt
<v Speaker 1>to do something believable. The idea was originally to have
<v Speaker 1>a rumble match in which Sid Vicious would be an
<v Speaker 1>early entrant and would last all the way to the end.
<v Speaker 1>Then Abbot would come into the match and eliminate him
<v Speaker 1>in one punch. Russo said that Abbott might not have
<v Speaker 1>held the belt for more than twenty four hours if
<v Speaker 1>this title change had actually occurred. However, the day after
<v Speaker 1>he and his committee came up with the idea, he
<v Speaker 1>was asked to work in a WCW sanctioned committee and
<v Speaker 1>no longer be the head writer. Russo declined and left
<v Speaker 1>the company, with his immediate replacement being Kevin Sullivan, who,
<v Speaker 1>along with other bookers, chose Crispin Waugh to win the
<v Speaker 1>title from Vicious in a single bout with arn Anderson
<v Speaker 1>as the referee.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, holy shit, Tank Cabot could have been Champ.
<v Speaker 1>I guess so where he knocks out? Said Vicious?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd been insane. What the hell?
<v Speaker 1>So? Three months after Russo's departure, Sullivan was ultimately relieved
<v Speaker 1>of his duties in March two thousand and Russo returned
<v Speaker 1>as lead writer alongside Eric Bischoff, where they would reboot
<v Speaker 1>WCW into a more modern streamline company and know how
<v Speaker 1>that goes the new blood in the Millionaire's Club and
<v Speaker 1>all that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I believe we reviewed the reboot episode as well.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, where he goes into the ring and grabs all
<v Speaker 1>the belts, gimme those.
<v Speaker 3>What we're gonna do with this? Wow? That is crazy.
<v Speaker 3>So none of this even happens, okay, because uh yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Ben Wall ends this by saying that Jarrett to not
<v Speaker 3>only am I going to prove to the world that
<v Speaker 3>you're the chosen one, The chosen want to be the
<v Speaker 3>sacrificial lamb, the chosen want to be let of the slaughter,
<v Speaker 3>and the chosen one to experience what's silent but.
<v Speaker 1>Violent is all about? Well, you like silent but violent,
<v Speaker 1>that's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 3>That's probably a cool movie.
<v Speaker 1>That definitely isn't what he is here, though he came
<v Speaker 1>out and talked, Yeah, you.
<v Speaker 3>Said more than sid that's weird. You came up with
<v Speaker 3>a whole concept too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you built a cage. You got a cage built.
<v Speaker 3>You got a cage built, not for you? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>You don't even use this thing. Who's in that cage match?
<v Speaker 3>Then caged heat the wall beats Billy Kidman.
<v Speaker 1>Yea, fucked we fucking with the wall. So the nWo
<v Speaker 1>Trio are backstage and they are now spray painting the Cadillac.
<v Speaker 3>This is so fucking funny because, like you can tell,
<v Speaker 3>Brett Hart doesn't really know what he's doing and this
<v Speaker 3>is like pre spray painted, so he's just kind of
<v Speaker 3>trying to go with the motions here and he kind
<v Speaker 3>of has an idea it can't be too hard, but
<v Speaker 3>it's not going great.
<v Speaker 1>And I'm looking at the hood of this Cadillac. I'm like,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck am I looking at? Because the camera
<v Speaker 1>keeps cotting back. Jared's standing on top of this thing
<v Speaker 1>spray painting it, and I'm looking at the hood. I'm like,
<v Speaker 1>what is that?
<v Speaker 3>And it's a big drawing of Sid's head. He had
<v Speaker 3>a huge shin and nose in air as a holy fuck,
<v Speaker 3>that's so fucking sick. And Jared says down in Arkansas,
<v Speaker 3>this is how they do all their calls. I said, okay,
<v Speaker 3>and Nash starts kicking the front of the car. Dude,
<v Speaker 3>Dash just like starting to assault the car and Brett
<v Speaker 3>goes to the hood underneath Sid's drawing. He starts writing
<v Speaker 3>Dick and then cut the commercial like right away, Dick,
<v Speaker 3>right on the fucking I don't know if Dick is
<v Speaker 3>on there when they bring the car out later or not.
<v Speaker 3>I got to look at you.
<v Speaker 2>It was going to Dick to cock Johnson pulled the door.
<v Speaker 1>Gun it, dude. If the only thing I saw from
<v Speaker 1>Heil Brett Hart was this episode of Niro, I could
<v Speaker 1>be convinced like he was like one of the best
<v Speaker 1>w W Yeah, I was like, Wow, he's good. Why
<v Speaker 1>would you ever take the belt off this dude. This
<v Speaker 1>dude's the top guy, dude.
<v Speaker 2>And it also looked like he was like enjoying it.
<v Speaker 2>So I like, first time of like saying it sucks,
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you, you know, had a good time.
<v Speaker 1>I assume he said it sucked because Bill Goldberg. That's
<v Speaker 1>probably why he.
<v Speaker 2>Had a great as time. Goldberg was injured.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this fucking rules. I had to deal with this guy.
<v Speaker 1>All Ratt was in the in the committee room pitching
<v Speaker 1>glass angles for the next like six weeks.
<v Speaker 2>I want to know, how makes you look strong? You
<v Speaker 2>hit that with your real hand.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we should get like three panes of glasses put
<v Speaker 1>right behind each other. Bill Goldbergs are trying to hit
<v Speaker 1>me behind it, and I moved. I look by the way.
<v Speaker 1>They definitely take Dick off the Yeah, I'm sure it's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>What a beast. So Sid Vicious and Crispin Wah have.
<v Speaker 1>Now they're walking over and they see the Cadillac and
<v Speaker 1>Sid is pissed.
<v Speaker 3>Stay fucking run up to the car. They're both again
<v Speaker 3>still addressed very nicely. They both run up to the
<v Speaker 3>car and I'm watching and not a single word is
<v Speaker 3>being said. No, like there's like Sid is opening the
<v Speaker 3>doors to look inside the car for some reason.
<v Speaker 1>Why he's walking. Ben Wah is silent but violent, So
<v Speaker 1>I would have said he's silent, Yeah, right, just punching
<v Speaker 1>the car.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying anything.
<v Speaker 3>He's reading Dick on the.
<v Speaker 1>Who wrote this.
<v Speaker 3>Sid eventually slams the door and says, God, dog here
<v Speaker 3>that kicks a car.
<v Speaker 1>Why are you kick at the fucking car? It's still
<v Speaker 1>your car?
<v Speaker 3>Just get it.
<v Speaker 2>Is like the Tori's bad reaction always Why they do that?
<v Speaker 2>They I say that they just somebody had it out
<v Speaker 2>for him, Like, yeah, you gotta react to this every time.
<v Speaker 3>I like the idea. Maybe Tony that like they didn't
<v Speaker 3>tell him this was gonna happen. They say, just fucking
<v Speaker 3>run to your car.
<v Speaker 1>Just react to this was that was his real car.
<v Speaker 1>He ran up looking at who right, Dick up here?
<v Speaker 1>Dog dog here? Oh man, he should have jumped on
<v Speaker 1>top of the car and start jumping down.
<v Speaker 3>Why will just staring at him?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? I like the idea that anytime something happenson since
<v Speaker 1>bar he jumps on top of he goes.
<v Speaker 2>Go why Goldberg w on the side, Gold.
<v Speaker 1>The band and Dick.
<v Speaker 3>Stamming final.
<v Speaker 2>I was doing the throat cut. Yeah, oh, somebody left
<v Speaker 2>a clue on the hood. There's a dropping of the guy.
<v Speaker 1>It's a picture of who didn't get the picture down
<v Speaker 1>the hood and he gets on some of the garden.
<v Speaker 1>Gold Why me a clue?
<v Speaker 2>Then says I think his name is Dick.
<v Speaker 1>Dick band?
<v Speaker 2>Why did is it down?
<v Speaker 1>Oh my fucking god, Hey, Si, here's a clue.
<v Speaker 2>We found a clue. Oh wow, Gold.
<v Speaker 1>It looks it is like spongebout with the maniac sign
<v Speaker 1>on the on the poor whatever.
<v Speaker 2>There's a picture. Who did it?
<v Speaker 1>A maniac?
<v Speaker 2>The astrod dude, the funny segment though, good spray paint
<v Speaker 2>love it?
<v Speaker 1>Wow? Yeah, dick, damn fan. So we got back to
<v Speaker 1>the ring.
<v Speaker 2>D No, this is bu double z K double l
<v Speaker 2>oh fuck yeah, dude, this is nuts.
<v Speaker 3>Like this, dude, Okay, have you ever seen this?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've read about it. I don't know if I've
<v Speaker 1>ever seen it, though.
<v Speaker 2>I saw it live and I was like, who the
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is this? When I watched it.
<v Speaker 1>You saw it live, that's fucking crazy. They're probably like ship.
<v Speaker 2>Not this episode. I think he was like a Thunder guy,
<v Speaker 2>you know. I think I caught him on Thunder before.
<v Speaker 1>So it's Bill Goldberg. Yeah, this is nuts.
<v Speaker 3>This dude comes out here with a mic and he's
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, this is just like a hippie gimmick,
<v Speaker 3>and slowly but surely I realized that he's the road dog.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude. It cuts back to the ring after the
<v Speaker 1>dog get part and it's just all right, damn.
<v Speaker 3>So buzz Kill is here and he says, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>it's true. Are you feeling low? Let me get you
<v Speaker 3>high on life. That is that's why Houston, Texas coming
<v Speaker 3>at you, and ty Die, it's me, It's me. It's
<v Speaker 3>at b U Double, What the fuck is this? This
<v Speaker 3>is Brad Armstrong by the way.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he walks down to the bottom of the ramp
<v Speaker 1>and then winks at the camera.
<v Speaker 3>Of course, you get it.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they are just full on. They just bucket
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, dude, just rip it off completely, dude. It
<v Speaker 1>wasn't even like a oh, this guy's gonna get destroyed
<v Speaker 1>by somebody thing like this is a rib on the.
<v Speaker 3>Ww incredible guy on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they said, no, this is just the road Dog
<v Speaker 1>now and he's gonna win and we're pushing him.
<v Speaker 3>Isn't Brad Armstrong like his brother too?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I think so.
<v Speaker 2>I think they're related. That's why they did it.
<v Speaker 1>Probably. Yeah, I'm sure. Road Dog messages on me and
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, that's just funny as hell. Well you
<v Speaker 1>did a good job of being me. So Mike Rotundo
<v Speaker 1>comes out here. He will be teaming with the road
<v Speaker 1>Dog and the Filthy Animals. Uh Double rolled up the
<v Speaker 1>Revolution last week to steal a victory over them, and
<v Speaker 1>of course that means that we're gonna get a can
<v Speaker 1>they co exist team in this tournament Randomly starting here
<v Speaker 1>as Dean, Malinko and Conan are now teaming up in
<v Speaker 1>this match. So Dean Malinko gets worked over by Rotundo
<v Speaker 1>and buzz Kill to start this match, Cony comes in,
<v Speaker 1>I know, can you believe it? So Conyan comes in
<v Speaker 1>and he hits the rolling clothesline. Yeah, and then you'll
<v Speaker 1>never guess what movie it's next. Holy shit, Allly shit
<v Speaker 1>the Facebuster, I legit wrote, he's nearly done all his moves.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's what we came to see. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, he got the tag, he
<v Speaker 1>did his thing.
<v Speaker 3>Shavanni on commentary says, the powers that be say that
<v Speaker 3>Scott Hold and Kevin Ash are scheduled for this tournament
<v Speaker 3>even though Scott Hall didn't show up at seven pm,
<v Speaker 3>and the powers that be that's he says, that is that,
<v Speaker 3>even though Scott All didn't showup at sven pm, they're
<v Speaker 3>scheduled for this tournament, and the powers that be the
<v Speaker 3>but short, everyone that's Scott will be here tonight. It
<v Speaker 3>may be a lethal lottery in a certain way.
<v Speaker 1>Huh uh do you mean we're doing all this for
<v Speaker 1>no reason? If Scholar shows.
<v Speaker 3>Up, it's like yeah, and like if he's there, Haul
<v Speaker 3>and Nash are in the lethal Lottery as a team
<v Speaker 3>together not. They don't gotta be random.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll see what happens by the end of the night.
<v Speaker 3>We will fucking see he actually so.
<v Speaker 1>Dean Malinko comes in and then him a Conin just
<v Speaker 1>start fighting. Uh, they just start fighting right away.
<v Speaker 3>He's just not happy to be tagged in. Also, after
<v Speaker 3>he hit the fucking X factor on buzz Kill, buzz
<v Speaker 3>kills Bandana and dreads fall off and his dreads are
<v Speaker 3>just on Conan's head and Conan doesn't realize it for him.
<v Speaker 1>That's very funny.
<v Speaker 3>So, as you said, de Malingo gets tagged in, he's
<v Speaker 3>not happy about having to work tonight, so he starts
<v Speaker 3>fighting Conan. Conanan shoves Dean, Dean kicks him out of
<v Speaker 3>the ring. The Revolution attack Conan, The Filthy Animals attack
<v Speaker 3>the Revolution. Buzz kills Sunset, flips Malinkoko, rolls room and
<v Speaker 3>puts in the clover leaf hack saw. Jim Duggan runs
<v Speaker 3>out and hits de Malinko with a two by four
<v Speaker 3>as the refor is distracted by Asia and laya Meal.
<v Speaker 3>Then Buzzkill pins de Malinko.
<v Speaker 1>Ooh ooh, that's like what I thought was gonna happen.
<v Speaker 1>And this one I'll be honest. No, yes, Buzzkill comes
<v Speaker 1>out and says this b it's b is that? And
<v Speaker 1>then he pins de MALINKO oh, I thought you were joking. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were joking.
<v Speaker 3>Here, we're not like should leave the company in one.
<v Speaker 1>Week, maybe like half the people in this segment should
<v Speaker 1>leave the company.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And then Shavanni exclaims on commentary, seven more matches
<v Speaker 3>to go in this tournament.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, man, this was a this was a show.
<v Speaker 1>Uh So Jim Duggan, by the way, and Huge Onesie
<v Speaker 1>comes down and uh because he's the janitor, right, I
<v Speaker 1>believe that's where we're at with this right now. I'm
<v Speaker 1>not entirely sure. I do know that this crowd loves
<v Speaker 1>this fucking dude.
<v Speaker 3>How could you not.
<v Speaker 1>This is Jim duggan territory.
<v Speaker 2>This is his place.
<v Speaker 1>So I mean, like, good on them for having him
<v Speaker 1>on the show, and they give him a moment here
<v Speaker 1>a little on later in the night.
<v Speaker 3>They should put him on the show again, James.
<v Speaker 1>Just have him win the tag team tournament. Just have
<v Speaker 1>him win the tag titles. Who gives a shit, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like really, Jim Duggan teams with fucking I don't know
<v Speaker 1>anybody on the show and wins.
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, you're gonna I mean, whoever wins the fucking
<v Speaker 3>tournament's gonna lose the tag titles immediately anyway, just fuck it?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, how cool would have been in the
<v Speaker 1>show with Jim Dug and his family celebrating a tag
<v Speaker 1>title victory in his territory right? Would have been? Got
<v Speaker 1>another idea, Brode, what if Scott Hall shows up? Bro?
<v Speaker 2>Like, then what do we do?
<v Speaker 1>Bro?
<v Speaker 3>You know what we did at the beginning of January,
<v Speaker 3>Let's do it at the end of December.
<v Speaker 1>So they go backstage. Jeff Jarrett is spray painting random equipment. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>what okay?
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was like they line the boys back
<v Speaker 3>eggs up and start the spray panic, but I realized
<v Speaker 3>it was production shit. I said, hey, what are you doing.
<v Speaker 3>He tries to get into the production truck, but the
<v Speaker 3>door won't open, so he kicks it. I'm like, okay,
<v Speaker 3>that's funny.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. By the way, do you see how I try
<v Speaker 2>to open it. He didn't pull the handle, he just
<v Speaker 2>pulls on.
<v Speaker 1>Uh w wow.
<v Speaker 3>I got word crazy?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, work you.
<v Speaker 1>I'm here with a.
<v Speaker 3>Bunch of mocks. Ashole so Brett Hart's here and him
<v Speaker 3>and Jeff Jarrett walk over to the side of the
<v Speaker 3>production truck and Jeff Jarrett lips up. It lifts up
<v Speaker 3>a little flap and so like, you know, all the
<v Speaker 3>just the I guess this is where the show is
<v Speaker 3>plugged into. That sends the feet out.
<v Speaker 1>I love that, by the way. I love that there's
<v Speaker 1>just one large plug. And if this plug gets fucked up,
<v Speaker 1>the whole show's done, and.
<v Speaker 3>It's unbelievably exposed, like anyone could go to this.
<v Speaker 1>It felt very Tom and Jerry like. I felt like
<v Speaker 1>this was like a cartoon segment. I thought this was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>It's gigantic, so gigantic that Jeff, Jared and Brett are
<v Speaker 3>able to grab it and rip the plug from this
<v Speaker 3>fucking thing. Sparks are flying everywhere, and then the show
<v Speaker 3>goes dark.
<v Speaker 1>The commentary is like, oh, they shut the plug on
<v Speaker 1>the when it goes to commercial. I thought that was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>So in my mind, and whether this is true or not,
<v Speaker 3>I don't care to believe anything else. I believe that
<v Speaker 3>they did this, didn't realize that it would actually fuck
<v Speaker 3>the show up, and it actually fucked the show up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we lost the Jerry Flynn match. No, Jerry Flynn
<v Speaker 1>actually beat Brett Hart for the world title. So we
<v Speaker 1>go backstage and comes back to a limo pulling up
<v Speaker 1>and there's static snow all over the screen. Now and
<v Speaker 1>commentary tells us that, you know, this production isn't up
<v Speaker 1>to our standards. We apologize for how this looks. We're
<v Speaker 1>very sorry. We're trying to fix it. I thought that
<v Speaker 1>was I thought that was cute.
<v Speaker 3>They said the nWo attack the show. I said, oh, wow, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I guess they did.
<v Speaker 1>They pulled. They pulled the huge plug that we have backstage,
<v Speaker 1>the one plug they shouldn't pull.
<v Speaker 2>What are their motives for this? Just because the tag
<v Speaker 2>turned to.
<v Speaker 3>Me that Bill Bush is fucking with the nWo and
<v Speaker 3>trying to get the TAG titles off of him. So
<v Speaker 3>they're going to just destroy the company. I think the show, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>that's a bad show. Wraw awesome over there.
<v Speaker 1>So Scott Steiner pulls up in this limousine. Rick Steiner
<v Speaker 1>is here to help him. He has a back brace on.
<v Speaker 1>Rick helps him into a wheelchair here. Uh, And the
<v Speaker 1>idea is that he's going to retire here tonight because
<v Speaker 1>he has to get a second back surgery with doctor Pepper,
<v Speaker 1>and uh, that's going to end his career.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if he would have went to doctor Acula,
<v Speaker 3>he probably would have got a different reading here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, at least you need to always get
<v Speaker 1>two opinions, right doctor Pepper. Of course doctor Thunder might
<v Speaker 1>be your third one.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's another doctor mentioned later that maybe he should
<v Speaker 3>have also went.
<v Speaker 1>He goes to doctor Bunch and Honey and.
<v Speaker 3>I think.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage again. Jeff Jarrett and Brett Hart
<v Speaker 1>are now destroying the catering table.
<v Speaker 2>No, come on, come on now.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're getting heat with management. Now they're getting heat
<v Speaker 1>with the boys. Ye dude, what the hell else is
<v Speaker 1>las A your fucking Mark's doing? Assholes, I'm a wrestler,
<v Speaker 1>I'm hungry, fucking mocks, I'm the world champ.
<v Speaker 3>He goes up the bread.
<v Speaker 1>I'm cham I Paul rank mok.
<v Speaker 3>Gavanni says, n wo, that's our catering. Keenan says, never
<v Speaker 3>looked that good anyway. And Brett flips over a whole
<v Speaker 3>fucking table, bunch of food on it, and he walks
<v Speaker 3>away and he says, food sucked anyway.
<v Speaker 1>Why is hey?
<v Speaker 3>These are hard working people that put this out for you,
<v Speaker 3>fucking son of a bitch. They took away sandwiches, dude,
<v Speaker 3>I mean I hear the sandwiches going away in twenty.
<v Speaker 2>Five, not the entire sandwich I heard that sandwiches.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I mean, please spread the word everybody. If
<v Speaker 3>you didn't know sandwiches are getting rid of them, all of.
<v Speaker 1>Them, will spread the words. Fight back. Well if people
<v Speaker 1>how will they fight back if people don't know that's true.
<v Speaker 1>I guess they fucking fuck up catering. Jared spray paints
<v Speaker 1>nWo on the wall, and Jared says, bring JJ Dillon
<v Speaker 1>back here. That's very ridiculous, by the way he walks
<v Speaker 1>over the wall and just spray paints n W on
<v Speaker 1>it like it's a gigantic wall, just giving up, Like
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is this?
<v Speaker 2>He tagged it, Come on now in the astrodom.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, to be fair, it's it's silver. All
<v Speaker 1>this is silver O n W two thousand, yes, which
<v Speaker 1>you I like the silver.
<v Speaker 2>I like the silver logan. I took that and put
<v Speaker 2>it in photoshop and added that inner bevel or whatever
<v Speaker 2>on the NBO logan, and now we got two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Face, so we get Shane versus tank Abbot up next.
<v Speaker 3>So the first shot we see of Shane is his back,
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, Okay, I don't who the fuck is Shane?
<v Speaker 3>And then I see his bald head, and then all
<v Speaker 3>the memories start flowing back in that this is Virgil.
<v Speaker 1>Virgil's name was Shane for some reason, Like I didn't
<v Speaker 1>even like clock that when I first saw it. I
<v Speaker 1>was like, Shane, it was Vincent at first. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>thought it was Vincent, and I just thought it was
<v Speaker 1>Vincent the whole time. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>No, he's becomes Shane, I think when he joins the
<v Speaker 3>powers that be.
<v Speaker 1>I want, okay, sure that ship was crazy. Here's Shane.
<v Speaker 1>He turns around. I'll wait a minute. So tank Abbott
<v Speaker 1>attacked Doug Dillinger last week, I believe.
<v Speaker 3>And he was fined right he on it was on.
<v Speaker 3>It might have been on thunder. He faced Laparka. La
<v Speaker 3>Parker hit him as hard as he possibly couldn't have
<v Speaker 3>with a chair, which tank No sold.
<v Speaker 1>Because he's getting.
<v Speaker 3>Laparker is still doing that to this day to referees.
<v Speaker 3>Tech Abbot No sells it and then knocks out Laparka.
<v Speaker 3>Then he punches the head of security Doug Dillinger in
<v Speaker 3>his fine ten ten thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 1>So he was fined ten thousand dollars and then they
<v Speaker 1>booked him again.
<v Speaker 3>They booked him again four days later and James, I
<v Speaker 3>gotta say, Shane is in the ring. Tank Cabbit comes out,
<v Speaker 3>I said, I write down his partner, tank Abbot comes out.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you thought it was like a tournament thing. I
<v Speaker 1>thought this was fucking yeah, because why the fuck is this?
<v Speaker 1>I thought this was a random team. And then all
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, tangab gets in the ring and starts
<v Speaker 1>punching Shane in.
<v Speaker 3>The heir.
<v Speaker 1>Shit out of him.
<v Speaker 3>He beats the fuck out of him. No, this is
<v Speaker 3>a match along with seven more tournament matches. One of
<v Speaker 3>the matches to get on Nitro is tank Abbot versus Shane.
<v Speaker 2>Well, tank ABBA's about to win the world title.
<v Speaker 3>So you gotta yeah, that's true, gotta get his wins.
<v Speaker 1>Its incredible people like Shane McMahon. Next week he might
<v Speaker 1>be Vince, Like.
<v Speaker 5>Vince's sound fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Shane.
<v Speaker 1>Tonight and the next week he's Vince.
<v Speaker 3>He beats Hunter.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, awesome. Alright, so take Abbott rushes down Shane and
<v Speaker 1>punches him a lot and then take a punches him
<v Speaker 1>as hard as he can in the back of the
<v Speaker 1>head and Shane goes down.
<v Speaker 3>So he knocks him out big right hand. Shane is out.
<v Speaker 3>The referee is trying to do the thing where you
<v Speaker 3>grab the wrist of a guy that's knocked out and
<v Speaker 3>raise his arm, but tank Abbot is continuing his onslaught,
<v Speaker 3>so he's choking Shane with his own tie. Shane is
<v Speaker 3>completely lifeless and the referee is incapable of calling this
<v Speaker 3>match unless he knows that his arm is for short limping.
<v Speaker 1>He likes, like, knock it off. I have to raise
<v Speaker 1>his head.
<v Speaker 3>Off.
<v Speaker 1>Tank is beating him to we have.
<v Speaker 3>They do eventually check the arm because that's the gimmick,
<v Speaker 3>and Shane is beaten to a bloody pulp and they
<v Speaker 3>ring for the bell.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Then security, Doug Dillinger and the police get into the
<v Speaker 3>ring to get Tank Cabbot out of the ring and
<v Speaker 3>tank Abbot does the fuck you punted with arms.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's called tabb you guy what
<v Speaker 1>you mean.
<v Speaker 3>And then he leaves and Shavanni before we go to
<v Speaker 3>commercial says uh oh, they have the blues in there
<v Speaker 3>and they're packing the night. I guess that's talking about
<v Speaker 3>the cops. So the cops that they could have killed
<v Speaker 3>tank Abbot.
<v Speaker 2>Tank. This was early tank Cabbit, right before three count. Yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>because all I remember is him doing the joke stuff
<v Speaker 2>at three count. But this is like the most legit
<v Speaker 2>he looked ever in his leaves.
<v Speaker 3>And they say, fuck this fat.
<v Speaker 2>You're not wrong, You're not wrong.
<v Speaker 1>So we have the New Year's Evil Sweepstakes, brought to
<v Speaker 1>you by w c W Mayhem. Let's go and uh,
<v Speaker 1>they picked eight people to come to this show and
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna party with the wrestlers after the show.
<v Speaker 3>That dude with the wrestlers and the Niel girls at
<v Speaker 3>a special VIP New Year's Evil Party.
<v Speaker 1>It shows like the most eight normal people ever that
<v Speaker 1>are definitely not gonna go party with the wrestlers at
<v Speaker 1>the show. One of them on this I'll partying with Demark.
<v Speaker 1>That'd be funny of him, and the girls are sitting
<v Speaker 1>down there too, just making them.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, definitely, would you ever see that video of Canyon
<v Speaker 2>beating up those guys.
<v Speaker 1>Oh in the front yard.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he definitely would have been at this New
<v Speaker 2>Year's Evil Party. And hanging out with well.
<v Speaker 1>It shows like the most normal family people ever. Like
<v Speaker 1>one of them worked in like a fire station or something.
<v Speaker 1>They're just happy to be here. They're like wrestling. This
<v Speaker 1>is like they picked eight of the most old school
<v Speaker 1>ninety five WCW fans they could find.
<v Speaker 3>There is a time, James where wrestling fans were just
<v Speaker 3>normal people.
<v Speaker 1>Ooh that was a long time ago, one of boys.
<v Speaker 3>Now they got people like us.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah not, we're the only ones left. Sorry about that,
<v Speaker 1>damn Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Nineteen ninety nine to be specific, because last Jesus, So.
<v Speaker 1>We got to a pre tape. It's a Scott Steiner
<v Speaker 1>propaganda video.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I mean this is a great video.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought, you know what, man, it was a
<v Speaker 1>lot nicer and a lot more put together, to the
<v Speaker 1>point where I was getting I was getting worked as
<v Speaker 1>it continued going, I was like me too. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>listen to admit it, dude. Okay, So, I mean this
<v Speaker 1>whole segment kind of worked me for a second. He
<v Speaker 1>is like a fantastic actor. I mean, all right, he is, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he is. Scott Steiner's gonna be I mean like people, people,
<v Speaker 1>people are coming around the Scott Seiner I think people
<v Speaker 1>are definitely happy to do so too. I mean, this
<v Speaker 1>guy's fucking fantastic. I don't know what it's like you guys.
<v Speaker 3>This felt like a video they would have played for
<v Speaker 3>Scott Steiner going into like the Hall of Fame.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote that down, Yeah, hall of Fame esque video
<v Speaker 2>like it was a nice little voiceover they put over
<v Speaker 2>his whole career, like all of his Tech team stuff
<v Speaker 2>up to like now and where he's at.
<v Speaker 3>All the all of accomplishments, and then they end it
<v Speaker 3>with like, hey man, he's hurt. He he ruptured his third,
<v Speaker 3>fourth and fifth vertebra and uh vertebro and sadly he
<v Speaker 3>he won't be able to wrestle anymore. And it is
<v Speaker 3>with this tribute that we and WW and the Turner
<v Speaker 3>Family extend our sinceres thanks to Scott Steiner for all
<v Speaker 3>his years in wrestling. And there will never be another
<v Speaker 3>man like you to grace the squared circle, and the
<v Speaker 3>sport is a better place because of your involvement.
<v Speaker 2>And that's the most true statement of all time. There
<v Speaker 2>will never be another man quite like.
<v Speaker 3>You, and this their fucking can't be. They just can't.
<v Speaker 2>No, there's not there's no two Scott Steiner's But.
<v Speaker 1>To James's point, I'm watching this and I'm like, I know, well, one,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we know Steiner continues working.
<v Speaker 3>Sure, right, that's the only reason I knew.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what That's what pulled me back. I said, no, no, no, no, no.
<v Speaker 1>I saw him at P. D. Williams. I know that
<v Speaker 1>this doesn't happen.
<v Speaker 2>I've seen the math promo. IM sure he doesn't retire. No,
<v Speaker 2>but I thought maybe, Like but I thought, my dumb
<v Speaker 2>ass was like, maybe it's a real like he was
<v Speaker 2>planning on retiring and then like he went to the
<v Speaker 2>doctor and they were like, oh, you're good, you don't
<v Speaker 2>have to retire.
<v Speaker 3>Style.
<v Speaker 1>I've seen the Scott Seiner, I've seen Scott steinerral Vine.
<v Speaker 1>I know for a fact this guy's not retired.
<v Speaker 3>Years left.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so yeah, they go over his IWGP stuff, which
<v Speaker 1>was cool. They go over his w CW stuff, all
<v Speaker 1>his accomplishments in the n w A, et cetera, et cetera.
<v Speaker 1>They said, WCW in the Turner family, thanks Scott Steiner
<v Speaker 1>for like all his his work over the years. And
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh shit, okay. It was incredibly nice,
<v Speaker 1>and I really have to give them because this doesn't work.
<v Speaker 1>I do have to give them credit that they went
<v Speaker 1>all in and Scott like really sold his ass off
<v Speaker 1>for this. He didn't have to do that, no, but
<v Speaker 1>he definitely did. And Scott, I mean he's you know,
<v Speaker 1>coming into these later final years of w CW, he
<v Speaker 1>is the guy here, He's the guy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's the guy, and like, baby, I don't like
<v Speaker 3>obviously we you know, we talked about a ton on
<v Speaker 3>observer stuff where he's just I mean, he's constantly getting
<v Speaker 3>in trouble, he's fighting somebody. Rick Flair is going like, oh,
<v Speaker 3>that's shit. You know he was gonna die. But I
<v Speaker 3>mean he's the guy everyone knows, the big bad booty daddy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on, just like they know gold dust to end,
<v Speaker 1>Pop a Pump.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Scott Steiner town Hall is up next. Here they
<v Speaker 1>play the Steiner Brothers music, which I thought was a
<v Speaker 1>nice touch.
<v Speaker 3>Scott looks like he's gonna cry on the way to
<v Speaker 3>the ring, like he's I mean, this is a fantastic
<v Speaker 3>job putting this over.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 3>He could have just like came out did his ship,
<v Speaker 3>but he's putting his heart into this.
<v Speaker 1>Some bitch, I was thoroughly impressed by uh, not only
<v Speaker 1>his work here, Brett comes out and he is such
<v Speaker 1>an ass wipe. I was like, wow, God, this is
<v Speaker 1>so good. I was like, this is amazing.
<v Speaker 3>Brett Hart's the meanest dude ever here.
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe because like Brett's not usually like a
<v Speaker 1>mean guy like that, so like when he is a
<v Speaker 1>mean guy, You're like, holy shit, he's not putting on
<v Speaker 1>a voice or anything. He's just like talking to you.
<v Speaker 1>Like that's that's what it stings, when Brett Hard is
<v Speaker 1>just talking to you. It's a matter of fact. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Scott gets into the ring with the help
<v Speaker 3>of Rick. Rick and Scott hug in the middle of
<v Speaker 3>the ring and I'm like, oh fuck shit, Okay. Then
<v Speaker 3>Rick leaves, he just goes it's in on the ramp
<v Speaker 3>to give Scott the ring, and Scott of course starts
<v Speaker 3>the promo with you know, I appreciate that. Yeah, but
<v Speaker 3>he's super somber here. He's like he's a regular talking
<v Speaker 3>yeah yeah, and he gets.
<v Speaker 1>Super choked up.
<v Speaker 3>He says, you know, I had a speech all set up,
<v Speaker 3>but that trip down the aisle was harder than I
<v Speaker 3>thought I was ever gonna be I'm gonna tell you
<v Speaker 3>the way it is.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>I went, I went back to the doctors this week
<v Speaker 3>and I got X rays and some MRIs and I
<v Speaker 3>have a degenerated disc and I need no surgery in diffusion.
<v Speaker 3>And he said for me to be healthy, he told
<v Speaker 3>me to retire. And he's tearing up, like he's breaking
<v Speaker 3>down on the ring. The crowd is chanting, Scottie.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, hey, by the time the crowd, by
<v Speaker 1>the time, yeah, by the time the crowd is changed, Scotty,
<v Speaker 1>he's just breaking down. He's just straight up crying. At
<v Speaker 1>this point. Yeah, I was like, holy fuck.
<v Speaker 3>He said, sometimes you've you know, you've been doing all
<v Speaker 3>your life, something you've been doing all your life, through
<v Speaker 3>high school and college, and somebody tell you it's over.
<v Speaker 3>It's hard to take and and and not being able
<v Speaker 3>to leave on your own terms is real tough. And
<v Speaker 3>the tough toughest thing of all is I'll never be
<v Speaker 3>able to wrestle with my brother again.
<v Speaker 1>I said, no.
<v Speaker 3>With him again.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, about for glory. But yeah, like when he was
<v Speaker 1>saying that, like there was like a split second in
<v Speaker 1>my brain, I said, Oh, I hope he wrestles with
<v Speaker 1>his brother again. I'm like, like, damnit, he wrestles for
<v Speaker 1>glory with his brother.
<v Speaker 3>He said, so if you would in the next couple
<v Speaker 3>of weeks, if you can just say it for a
<v Speaker 3>prayer for me and thanks, and then.
<v Speaker 1>He he goes, he leaves. Yeah. I said, wow, Like
<v Speaker 1>I thought.
<v Speaker 3>This was the swerve here, that they were just gonna
<v Speaker 3>fucking do it here, and like Rick Steiner was about
<v Speaker 3>to get his ass kicked.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was thinking that too. The way they did
<v Speaker 1>it here was a lot better.
<v Speaker 3>I agree, which is weird because it's we'll get there.
<v Speaker 3>Scott goes to leave and here comes the fucking nWo.
<v Speaker 3>Brett Hart and Jared and Kevin nashall come out, and
<v Speaker 3>Brett has the mic and Brett says Scotty Steiner.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, a wait, I love I love when they come out,
<v Speaker 1>and like it, zooms in on him coming out and
<v Speaker 1>Brett is already smiling. I said, dude, this shitty little
<v Speaker 1>smile on.
<v Speaker 6>Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's about to go keep in moode.
<v Speaker 3>Brett says, Scotty Steiner. Let's give a big hand for
<v Speaker 3>Scotty Steiner. Great curiers Scott A. We're all boohooing a lot.
<v Speaker 3>We're all crying, YadA, YadA, YadA. Get your stinking ass
<v Speaker 3>out of the ring. We don't have any time for
<v Speaker 3>a washed up nobody like you.
<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, what hey, I love I love that
<v Speaker 1>Brett always has like pet names for his friend. Here's
<v Speaker 1>Scotty Stein are you?
<v Speaker 3>And Scott is not firing up, he's not reacting, his
<v Speaker 3>head is down and he's going to get out of
<v Speaker 3>the ring. I said, oh my god, this is tremendous.
<v Speaker 3>This is tremendous work. Here Brett gets in the ring
<v Speaker 3>and Brett says, Scotty, I'll be very honest, you were
<v Speaker 3>never very good anyway.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, do you know how
<v Speaker 1>much weight that carries. That was like like he just
<v Speaker 1>put the weight of the world on Scott'sti's shoulders as
<v Speaker 1>he's walking out here, like one of the best wrestlers
<v Speaker 1>of all time just said, you were never really that
<v Speaker 1>good anyways.
<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't even boom after that, you never did
<v Speaker 2>it anyway boom, dude. It wasn't even chair too boom boom.
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't even like a over the top or anything,
<v Speaker 1>Brett like like Johnny John the way Johnny does it
<v Speaker 1>is may even be more over the top than Brett
<v Speaker 1>is in his delivery, because Bretty, I'll be honest, you
<v Speaker 1>were never really that good anyways. Oh yeah, like you're
<v Speaker 1>not very good. We knew. Yeah, that burned me.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my goodness, mad, sorry to rip
<v Speaker 3>off the corset.
<v Speaker 1>He was wearing a line.
<v Speaker 3>So Brett says, all right, give a hand for Scottie.
<v Speaker 3>Ah enough, that's enough, And then Jarrett and Nash grabbed
<v Speaker 3>the wheelchair and throw it into the way and Brett
<v Speaker 3>looks at him and he says.
<v Speaker 1>Keep on, rolling brother. That was nuts.
<v Speaker 3>Scott's hobbling up the ramp as he says that, I said, oh,
<v Speaker 3>what a fucking ass white man.
<v Speaker 1>It was a great shot of this wheelchair bouncing off
<v Speaker 1>the floor, rolling Brother, and it was like off.
<v Speaker 3>Camera, and Brett says, we're all really touched here. I
<v Speaker 3>understand emotions. I do, and we're looking at a great
<v Speaker 3>wrestler and whatever. You know, there are more important things
<v Speaker 3>than a washed up wrestler like Scott Steiner, And I
<v Speaker 3>think you need to appreciate that I still have my goal.
<v Speaker 1>What a little at this.
<v Speaker 3>And Britt gives the mike to Kevin Nash and Nash says,
<v Speaker 3>I got a few things and he looks down over
<v Speaker 3>the top rope and he says, quit wrapping me up.
<v Speaker 3>I guess there's a stage hand here telling him that
<v Speaker 3>their promos going fucking long and if you don't tighten
<v Speaker 3>us up, we're gonna have to cut this Jerry Flynn
<v Speaker 3>match here soon. Nashays I got a few things to
<v Speaker 3>say here, and they show the stage hand on the
<v Speaker 3>floor telling Nash to take it home, and Jared's mocking them,
<v Speaker 3>and Nash tells Jared to go take care of him.
<v Speaker 3>So Jared goes outside and the PA on the floor
<v Speaker 3>shows him his clipboard and Jared hits him in they
<v Speaker 3>have a guitar, and it cuts back to Nash and
<v Speaker 3>that says, oh, it's a break, We'll be right back,
<v Speaker 3>and then they go to commercial, fucking sitcom style the
<v Speaker 3>crazy So we're back commercial. The nWo are still in
<v Speaker 3>the fucking ring, and that says, I had something to
<v Speaker 3>say before we were rudely interrupted. First off, whatever Jabbroni
<v Speaker 3>in the back took our bats? Bad move? Whoever took
<v Speaker 3>our bats? Real bad move? And I'm like, what fucking
<v Speaker 3>bats are you? Did you have bats today? Did I
<v Speaker 3>see you with a bat? There was no bats on
<v Speaker 3>this show. Give a fus thing. Well, he got taken
<v Speaker 3>out by the TP.
<v Speaker 1>That's fine.
<v Speaker 3>Liz Nash tells Bill Bush to do himself a favor.
<v Speaker 3>Sit up in your office in Atlanta and let us
<v Speaker 3>take care of the wrestling business.
<v Speaker 1>Let them do that, do not let them do that.
<v Speaker 3>That says the powers to be in the nWo have
<v Speaker 3>things completely in control. And you could take the tag
<v Speaker 3>straps from Scott and I. But the bottom line is,
<v Speaker 3>sooner or later, if nobody can beat us, we're just
<v Speaker 3>gonna get them back. And I promise you tonight Scott
<v Speaker 3>will be here. And as I mentioned in the observer part,
<v Speaker 3>this is where Jared says, Oh, by the way, one thing,
<v Speaker 3>does anyone want to are a survey tonight? Well, I
<v Speaker 3>got your survey right here. And he's fucking crotch chops
<v Speaker 3>and he goes to the corner and doesn't talk, doesn't talk. Wow,
<v Speaker 3>what an asshole. These guys are untouchable. Huh so so
<v Speaker 3>untouchable that Nash starts just fucking ripping on these dudes.
<v Speaker 3>He says, I uh, I thought we were gonna tear
<v Speaker 3>this ship hole down. Why are we still in the astrodome? Anyway?
<v Speaker 3>How many Houston cowboy pussies can you put in one.
<v Speaker 1>Practice?
<v Speaker 3>You can say pussy, but you can't say ship hole.
<v Speaker 3>Sou Nash says, uh. And to you, Bill Goldberg, you
<v Speaker 3>might have thought you had the last laugh on me
<v Speaker 3>and Scott, but you only turned up the heat because
<v Speaker 3>the game now becomes deadly.
<v Speaker 1>You could say it's a deadly gain, and it might
<v Speaker 1>have gil Doldberg and he might get hit with the
<v Speaker 1>start alone.
<v Speaker 3>So Brett now gets the mic back and he says,
<v Speaker 3>let me tell you something about Bill Goldberg hit Man
<v Speaker 3>four Goldberg zero. It kind of reminds me of doctor Kvorkian.
<v Speaker 1>Bill Goldberg, you remind me a lot of doctor Kvorkian.
<v Speaker 1>You know. That's what I was thinking before I watching
<v Speaker 1>segment too.
<v Speaker 3>When I look at Goldberg, I always think doctor Govorkian.
<v Speaker 3>He's one of the doctors that Steiner needs to get
<v Speaker 3>looked at. And he says, I think on the judge
<v Speaker 3>that finally sends doctor Kivorkian. Anyway, Bill Goldberg considers yourself stoppid.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can't tell you enough how much I love.
<v Speaker 3>He is fucking so out of his mind to you.
<v Speaker 3>He says, as far as Big sid, dude, you're right,
<v Speaker 3>he does have a name for everybody, huh.
<v Speaker 1>He does like you. Yeah, people, he's boys with Bill Gobert.
<v Speaker 1>That's his shoe name does.
<v Speaker 3>As far as Big said, is going to step up
<v Speaker 3>to the plate and he wants all shot at the
<v Speaker 3>world title, Well, Big said, I'll tell you one thing.
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna show you just like we did your car,
<v Speaker 3>except there's one little difference between you and a car.
<v Speaker 1>You bleed. Cars don't bleed, And I'm gonna kick your access. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>I like, I want to get that tattooed on me.
<v Speaker 1>You bleed, cars don't bleed.
<v Speaker 3>How is you bleed? Cars don't bleed? Not up there
<v Speaker 3>with basketballs? Don't hold Dude like his in my mind
<v Speaker 3>is fucking tremendous.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is a great line. I actually like, I
<v Speaker 1>was like, Wow, this is the best part of this show.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know if it's gonna get
<v Speaker 1>any better than this right here. It doesn't, dude, I
<v Speaker 1>mean this show fucking after this reminds you of Doctor Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the Doctor co working. You're like a car kind of
<v Speaker 1>you bleed or not?
<v Speaker 3>I saw you on a car earlier you were on
<v Speaker 3>Jeff Jared gets on the mic and he says, they
<v Speaker 3>shouldn't call this the astrodome, they should call it the Assholeme.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, there was a part earlier when I was talking
<v Speaker 1>about the astrodome of this show and I always got
<v Speaker 1>the asshole dome, and I was like, the astrode dome, yea,
<v Speaker 1>the asshole called goddamn Yeah, that was awesome. Wow. They
<v Speaker 1>tear this piece of ship in the ground. Pussy's yeah, wow, asshole.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you know you bleed. Cars don't bleed and I
<v Speaker 1>want to kick your assohold out? Oh hell yeah? I
<v Speaker 1>love the Don't you remember when this segment started with
<v Speaker 1>Scottsteinner crying holy shit his retirement.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, this is like three segs long. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So all of a sudden, sid spray painted Cadillac drives
<v Speaker 3>up to the ring and inside his Sid Vicious with
<v Speaker 3>a fucking bat.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit? Who is Tim but Wall?
<v Speaker 3>They got the bets and they fucking attack the nWo
<v Speaker 3>with these bats, and then current Hennig decides to run
<v Speaker 3>into the ring and attack seven foot tall Sid Vicious
<v Speaker 3>holding a bat, as well as Crisp and Wall with
<v Speaker 3>a bat and oddly enough, Kurt Hennig then gets his
<v Speaker 3>ass beat.
<v Speaker 2>Strange with beds.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean gets his ass beat so bad that, like,
<v Speaker 1>I think this was cut out of the show too.
<v Speaker 1>I think he gets taken out on a stretcher. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so he throws him over the top of the ropes
<v Speaker 1>onto the hood of the Cadillac. And from what this says,
<v Speaker 1>this guy watched the show like live when it was airing,
<v Speaker 1>and he had like a website it's DDD Digest. Oh okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>watched I think as it happened and like was talking
<v Speaker 1>about it. Sure, so he gets taken away in an ambulance.
<v Speaker 1>Next is the Harlem Heat versus Lash LaRue and Midnight match.
<v Speaker 1>It's not on this broadcast, and it goes over like
<v Speaker 1>it says, like lights go out, the clock strikes midnights
<v Speaker 1>in the ring. I guess that was the thing they
<v Speaker 1>were doing there.
<v Speaker 3>Nine o'clock. Her name is nine PM. That's awesome. Nineties
<v Speaker 3>first and last man.
<v Speaker 1>So Booker tries to talk to Midnight, but Stevie slapjacks Booker.
<v Speaker 1>Stevie then slapjacks Midnight. Stevie tries to leave, but Lash
<v Speaker 1>LaRue stops him. Stevie then Slapjack slash LaRue, who falls
<v Speaker 1>on top of Booker, and even though Lash wasn't the
<v Speaker 1>legal man, the ref counts the Pin and Lash in
<v Speaker 1>Midnight advance in the tournament.
<v Speaker 3>Of course they fucking do. Of course they fucking do.
<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't they, right?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So then there's a backstage segment that we didn't see,
<v Speaker 1>which I wish we would have. Chava wants to talk
<v Speaker 1>to Brett Hart, but then a small man in a
<v Speaker 1>scream costume comes and beats up Java. Dude, what is this?
<v Speaker 2>I need to see? This is our truth?
<v Speaker 1>Them out. Then we go to the Revolutions promot.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So maybe I just wasn't paying attention. I didn't
<v Speaker 3>realize the Revolution was an anti America.
<v Speaker 1>Again, I didn't either. I thought it was like a
<v Speaker 1>Revolution of wrestling. Yeah, but that's probably what they thought
<v Speaker 1>when they started to.
<v Speaker 3>From what I understand, Russo really liked the anti America
<v Speaker 3>like Canadian guys, I don't. I guess they're supposed to
<v Speaker 3>be Canadians too, And he wanted, like Brett to do that,
<v Speaker 3>and Brett didn't want to do it. So Russo said, well,
<v Speaker 3>I want to do it, so he didn't.
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do it anyways.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he just does it with these guys and it's
<v Speaker 3>the Revolution. It's de Malinko's filming this, Perry Saturn, the
<v Speaker 3>fucking franchise. Shane Douglas and Asia are standing in front
<v Speaker 3>of the White House Canadian Asia and Shane Dougas says,
<v Speaker 3>we're here in front of the White House, and he says,
<v Speaker 3>this is the biggest symbol of corruption in America, home
<v Speaker 3>of William Jefferson Clinton, the guy with scandals, the second
<v Speaker 3>man impeach in US history, and the guy with a
<v Speaker 3>chick under that desk, and the guy that built his
<v Speaker 3>administration and lies. And Perry Saturn looks to the side
<v Speaker 3>and he says, hey, here he is, and he runs
<v Speaker 3>off screen. He has a fish net in his hand
<v Speaker 3>and he runs off screen and he comes back and
<v Speaker 3>he's captured a man in a Bill Clinton mask and hang.
<v Speaker 1>Out in front of the White House and a Bill
<v Speaker 1>Clinton mask.
<v Speaker 3>That's what people do, you know, you just walk around
<v Speaker 3>with the President's head.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was.
<v Speaker 3>It was a it was a protest. Somly go unmasterive
<v Speaker 3>Sky and it's some dude. It's legit just a guy,
<v Speaker 3>and Saturn says it looked just like him, and Shane says, uh,
<v Speaker 3>he's talking to fucking I think Dean or I think
<v Speaker 3>he's talking to Dean about Perry. And he says, oh,
<v Speaker 3>he's still better. That better than a typical American though.
<v Speaker 3>You gotta love them. These are all Americans, You're all American.
<v Speaker 1>I I gotta say this also would have been way
<v Speaker 1>cooler if it was a Revolutional wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, it would have been and it was. It was.
<v Speaker 1>So after that we go to, uh, we didn't see
<v Speaker 1>it on the show, but it was Brett Hart versus
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Flynn up next, Jerry Flynn up. Power Plant is
<v Speaker 1>at ringside for this one team power Plant.
<v Speaker 3>Is what I thought that was a person the power
<v Speaker 3>power Plant first and last year he's here.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so he faces Jerry Lant or Jerry Plant.
<v Speaker 1>I wish I did so. Apparently the step for Brett
<v Speaker 1>Hart and said it sold out as the title can
<v Speaker 1>change hands on a dqu supposed to be yeah. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So anyways, Uh, Brett takes over Flynn, lands a spin kick.
<v Speaker 1>Jarrett runs in and hits Flynn with a bat. Brett
<v Speaker 1>Hart applies to Sharpshooter and wins. He can't just beat
<v Speaker 1>Jerry No. Written here, he says, so the best there
<v Speaker 1>is needs help to beat Jerry and Flune.
<v Speaker 3>It was he originally called the match in his head
<v Speaker 3>with Jerry Lynn, and he wanted, like, you know, he
<v Speaker 3>wanted to help him over. Yeah, so like, I don't
<v Speaker 3>have to beat jerryff Lynn easily.
<v Speaker 1>So the n w O then beats him up. Tank
<v Speaker 1>Abbott then walks through the ring past the n w O.
<v Speaker 1>Abbot checks on Jerry Flynn, pulls him up, and then
<v Speaker 1>sucker punches them in the head.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, how is this show worst?
<v Speaker 1>I knew it was so. Then there's PG. Thirteen versus
<v Speaker 1>Rick Steiner and Berlin. They wrote here that w CW
<v Speaker 1>must have brought these guys out to capitalize on the
<v Speaker 1>popularity of too Cool.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>So Berlin walked out of the match.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Is there any
<v Speaker 3>normal matches?
<v Speaker 1>I think every one of them is a can they coexist?
<v Speaker 1>And the answer is no, they can't. Berlin walks out,
<v Speaker 1>Steiner souplexes one of them under the turnbuckle, puts the
<v Speaker 1>other one up there too, and then Belly's to Belly's
<v Speaker 1>jc ice and pins them and then he beats their ass.
<v Speaker 1>After the match, referee Billy Silverman reverses a decision and
<v Speaker 1>gives the wind to PG thirteen.
<v Speaker 3>Instead NOS a handicapped match, and then one anyway by
<v Speaker 3>referee reversal.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, dude, that is insane.
<v Speaker 3>This is fucking I can't believe. There's way more that
<v Speaker 3>I didn't see that.
<v Speaker 1>There's a little bit more here.
<v Speaker 3>Kay.
<v Speaker 1>In the back, Perry Saturn talks to Jim Duggan. Saturn
<v Speaker 1>says that a stooge in the office told him that
<v Speaker 1>it'll be him and dug In against Asia and Norman
<v Speaker 1>Smiley tonight. H Saturn says that as optically challenged as
<v Speaker 1>they are, there's no way they can get blindsided if
<v Speaker 1>they stand side by side, So we'll get into the
<v Speaker 1>actual match. It doesn't help match. This is hilarious because
<v Speaker 1>fucking crazier now that I know that. Yeah, so that's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>What there's more, Miss Douglas goes to Washington Video not
<v Speaker 1>the fucking franchise, that's what it says. Yeah, and then
<v Speaker 1>we get to what we saw next, which was Norman
<v Speaker 1>Smiley and Asia versus Perry Saturn and Jim Duggan. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>So Duggan told him that you're saying Perry saturns told
<v Speaker 1>him that there's no way they can get blindsided in
<v Speaker 1>this match if him and Jim Duggan stand side by
<v Speaker 1>side when they get in their ring. Got it? Okay? Understood?
<v Speaker 1>Which is fucking hilarious because of what happens.
<v Speaker 3>That's way funnier now, I mean, it was funny when
<v Speaker 3>it happens. So Shane Douglass is going on a rant,
<v Speaker 3>by the way, he's on commentary here for this tag match,
<v Speaker 3>this least a lottery tag Asian Norman against Perry and
<v Speaker 3>Jim Duggan. As you said, He's going on a rant
<v Speaker 3>about how he doesn't think this tournament's actually random drawings.
<v Speaker 3>Then it cuts to a shot of it neither I'm
<v Speaker 3>on his side and fuck America. And then in the
<v Speaker 3>middle of his rant, it goes to a shot of
<v Speaker 3>a woman in the crowd with two kids, and it
<v Speaker 3>stays on them for a long time, and Shane just
<v Speaker 3>stops mid rant and says, Hey, who's that And they
<v Speaker 3>have to tell him it's Oh, that's Jim Duggan's family,
<v Speaker 3>and Shane Douglas says, throw them out.
<v Speaker 1>Totally ship this guy. I mean, I love and hate
<v Speaker 1>Shane Douglas.
<v Speaker 3>Man, I I dude, okay, I have a very very
<v Speaker 3>soft spot for Shane Douglas. This guy, like, if they
<v Speaker 3>would have pushed and pushed him, I probably would have
<v Speaker 3>been fine with it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the bareback is crazy me. Come on,
<v Speaker 1>fucking Frank franchise man, Sorry, what the hell does rant mean?
<v Speaker 1>Smiley and Asia, Harry sat and Jim Duggan. So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so Jim Duggan and uh fucking Perry Saturday saying side
<v Speaker 1>by his side in the ring, just like I guess
<v Speaker 1>they said in this backstage we didn't see, of course,
<v Speaker 1>and then Jim Duggant attacks Perry Saturn. Dude, shad, what
<v Speaker 1>nobody will be co existing here tonight?
<v Speaker 3>No one is gonna co exist, dude. Jim Duggan starts
<v Speaker 3>beating the ship out of Parson and he's doing moves
<v Speaker 3>to him. The commentary doesn't even care. Commentary is like,
<v Speaker 3>oh that's huh. They're not really phased by it. Then
<v Speaker 3>Hackshaw goes to the apron and then the match just
<v Speaker 3>goes on as normal. Norman Smiley is now doing fucking
<v Speaker 3>smooth sailing and wiggled to fucking very Saturn.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Jude, Perry Sadder's like out of this company
<v Speaker 1>here soon. He said, Yeah, if Norman Smiley could just
<v Speaker 1>hit me with the big wiggle, I'll get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>I want to do the favor. I bet Norman Smiley
<v Speaker 1>was like everyone's favorite wrestler to wrestle on Night Share.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Norman hits the big wiggle on Perry Sadaturn.
<v Speaker 1>Uh Norman. Then Norman shuffles, and then he says, let's
<v Speaker 1>do it one more time, and he goes to a kid.
<v Speaker 1>Saturn grabs him and throws them as far as he
<v Speaker 1>can across the ring with a German sup flex. So
<v Speaker 1>Saturn then hits a pump handles soup flex on Norman
<v Speaker 1>as Norman is screaming uh. And then he goes up
<v Speaker 1>for an elbow drop off. The top rope has patted
<v Speaker 1>elbow drop, but when he hits it, he hurt his
<v Speaker 1>elbow because Norman is wearing Catchers pads on his chest.
<v Speaker 3>Holy fuck, he's so smart.
<v Speaker 1>So Asia comes in and Saturn grabs her in a
<v Speaker 1>fireman's carry position, but then puts her down and tells
<v Speaker 1>her to tag out because hey, we just did apparently
<v Speaker 1>three segments together, so like maybe we should be fighting. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Asia then refuses to tag out, and uh, Saturn grabs
<v Speaker 1>her and then Asia low blows Saturn and then puts
<v Speaker 1>him on the top rope. Dude so blatantly in front
<v Speaker 1>of the ref. It's unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>At this point, the rules are out the fucking windows.
<v Speaker 1>Asia must Asia might as well have been like, ref,
<v Speaker 1>check this out. WHOA Oh cool?
<v Speaker 3>So Asia, I'm super impressed because she loads Perry Saturn
<v Speaker 3>up onto this top rope with ease, and I'm like, wow,
<v Speaker 3>that's impressive. Everything that comes after this was the most
<v Speaker 3>horrifying secrets of events I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 1>It was like a sadder makes it to the w
<v Speaker 1>w F.
<v Speaker 3>Because wow, this is so scary.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Asia then climbs up slips on the rope there
<v Speaker 1>the first time. Oh boy. So she goes up and
<v Speaker 1>I thought, maybe, okay, usually when you're not too like confident,
<v Speaker 1>you know, you just do the super plex from the
<v Speaker 1>second or one foot on the top, you know.
<v Speaker 3>I thought she was going for Irana at first.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that probably would have worked too.
<v Speaker 3>She goes up there, and then Saturn has to say,
<v Speaker 3>get the fuck hey, I'm not ready, what are you
<v Speaker 3>doing up here?
<v Speaker 1>So then she climbs all the way to the top
<v Speaker 1>and uh she gets up there and crouches down. I
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, they're not gonna be on
<v Speaker 1>the same time, are they. Asia then takes Saturn for
<v Speaker 1>a ride baby super duperplex off the tippy top rope.
<v Speaker 1>Saturn lands around his hip. The ring doesn't even fucking move.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, man, that had to hurt dude.
<v Speaker 3>You can see him going ah he like he lands
<v Speaker 3>directly on his hip, like it's fucking horrifying. It could
<v Speaker 3>have been worse, Like he could have landed on his neck.
<v Speaker 3>He probably should be.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it worked out. Jim Duggan then comes in and
<v Speaker 1>drops the Old Glory knee drop dude on Saturn on Saturn,
<v Speaker 1>and Saturn just straight up dead cells. That ship was
<v Speaker 1>so fucking funny. He's a fucking pa and he's over it.
<v Speaker 3>His partner gets to the ring after he takes the
<v Speaker 3>most dangerous souplex of all time. It's about Old Glory
<v Speaker 3>d drop. Fucking hack Saw covers them, pins them one
<v Speaker 3>two three from Hacksaw.
<v Speaker 1>And then.
<v Speaker 3>Smartly covers something and then gets the actual one, two
<v Speaker 3>three and wins.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking By the time Joe Dugget pins the ring, Harry
<v Speaker 1>Saturn is like literally laid out, like he is just
<v Speaker 1>like playing They're dead, Like, yeah, he's done. He is
<v Speaker 1>arms out. Yeah, that ship was so funny. He's just
<v Speaker 1>looking at the ceiling on. Please let me go to
<v Speaker 1>the w W I'll do anything, I'll do it. Ship
<v Speaker 1>Asia then hits a belly to belly on Norman fucking partner.
<v Speaker 1>They were tagging it out to each other. They on
<v Speaker 1>the match. They're still on the tournament together. Jim Jim
<v Speaker 1>dig In comes in and he sleeks his very Sadden
<v Speaker 1>finally is able to get up back to beat him
<v Speaker 1>with a very Saturn Please remember asked him to beat
<v Speaker 1>on her Jim Duncan's face.
<v Speaker 3>I forgot he came back in.
<v Speaker 1>And beat him. Yeah, he gave back in and sleeps.
<v Speaker 3>It's like he just fucking won the main event of WrestleMania.
<v Speaker 3>He beats Perry with a two by four. Then he's
<v Speaker 3>Iggy's his family to come into the.
<v Speaker 1>Duggan's wife and kids. I thought they were gonna pyro
<v Speaker 1>go off in a big fucking American flag come down.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, flag ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I guess they had the flags the other flag.
<v Speaker 1>He already they already beat up one. Yeah. Yeah, you
<v Speaker 1>take this too, bike forehead. Yeah. So Dugan celebrates with
<v Speaker 1>his family in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>He lost.
<v Speaker 1>He lost.
<v Speaker 3>I saw him get a visual pinfall.
<v Speaker 2>I think someone like you want to make a bet
<v Speaker 2>of media.
<v Speaker 1>He lost. I think that.
<v Speaker 2>There's so much ship that goes on at the end
<v Speaker 2>of it, you forget how I maugin ended.
<v Speaker 1>I think that everyone in his match got a visual
<v Speaker 1>pin bomber w W bitch. But here she dug and
<v Speaker 1>loses and celebrates.
<v Speaker 2>Losers comes into my four sounds and then celebrates.
<v Speaker 1>His family.
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't get they love Dug.
<v Speaker 1>Super Hambys. Dugan was last min standing.
<v Speaker 3>Watch them lose.
<v Speaker 1>He steps on the Revolution flag also, he says, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>d Wars declared, just like the team Rocket flag, get
<v Speaker 1>this piece of ship out of the ring.
<v Speaker 3>He should have been in the flag too. He lost.
<v Speaker 1>So after the greatest match in w c W story,
<v Speaker 1>it's gotta be one of my top five thought, Dude.
<v Speaker 3>That is more fucked up than like I like I
<v Speaker 3>watched it and like the recap is more fucked up
<v Speaker 3>by than I realized I was showing sympitized to the bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>By this point, we're not even halfway done with the show,
<v Speaker 1>like legit or not, Like we have so much money
<v Speaker 1>to talk about. So Billy Kidman is now walking to
<v Speaker 1>the ring along with Jeff Starrett. We're gonna sold out
<v Speaker 1>commercial here. When Jeff charts walking through the backstage, I
<v Speaker 1>think Sean Stasiak.
<v Speaker 3>Or Paul Orndorff just open a door and walk into
<v Speaker 3>the shop. Yeah they don't because a fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So we get to sold out commercial and then
<v Speaker 1>we get Billy Kidman versus Jeff Jarrett for the US Championship,
<v Speaker 1>Billy Kidman versus Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett's pyro and the entrance
<v Speaker 1>comes out late in the ring. I thought that was funny.
<v Speaker 1>That is great, Just a real big indicator how this
<v Speaker 1>night's going for everybody. They're having constant issues with audio
<v Speaker 1>and video. The fucking masters got fucked up. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 1>just a great night. So Jarrett hot starts by attacking
<v Speaker 1>Kidman from behind, because for whatever reason, every single match
<v Speaker 1>ever will start just like this.
<v Speaker 3>We can't even clean it all on this show. That
<v Speaker 3>he'll have to get eat so.
<v Speaker 1>Kidman takes over by hitting a head scissors and ten
<v Speaker 1>punches in the corner. What a baby face satisfucking. Also
<v Speaker 1>ten punches is based.
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to add because I you you brought something
<v Speaker 3>up to me before the show that I actually wrote
<v Speaker 3>down here to bring up here. So about the tilted
<v Speaker 3>world head scissors. So I was watching the Major Wrestling
<v Speaker 3>Figure podcast out a video the history of the WCW
<v Speaker 3>GLUB figures, and on the back of Scott Steiner's figure,
<v Speaker 3>like the packaging, it says that one of Steiner's signature
<v Speaker 3>moves is the tilt the world suplex, And they like
<v Speaker 3>were like, is that where that was? It originally tilt
<v Speaker 3>the World and it just got brothered out to tilt
<v Speaker 3>the World later in life because tilt the World is
<v Speaker 3>in that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>It makes more sense. Yeah, I get it.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it definitely. It would also make sense that
<v Speaker 1>Galub just had to get these figures out super quick.
<v Speaker 1>It just said fuck it, Yeah, that's all right. When
<v Speaker 1>you say tilt the world suplex, he said, tilt row
<v Speaker 1>head scissors, tilt Tilt the World sup plex. Sorry, we
<v Speaker 1>got that all right. Ship about.
<v Speaker 3>We're definitely at the part of the show. The crowd
<v Speaker 3>has already given up, like this match has no heat
<v Speaker 3>until the sleeper spots.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there's no heat on anything going forward. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean there's only so many Maxes you could digest, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I don't care how how big of a fan you are.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when all of them are a tag matches where
<v Speaker 3>they can they co exist in The answer is no.
<v Speaker 1>The answer is always no. There's a point in this show, dude. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there's a point in the show where I wrote down
<v Speaker 1>I said there's just no way.
<v Speaker 2>I was just like I can't, like, I can't take
<v Speaker 2>this anymore.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's later like this. It's crazy, man, I've
<v Speaker 1>seen two he interests this tonight me watching the Royal Rumble.
<v Speaker 1>Just too many got these down, go down to fifteen.
<v Speaker 1>So Jared catapults him over the ropes to the outside.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, kidman was I mean he was bumping for
<v Speaker 1>this one, which.
<v Speaker 3>Is very cool, hard here and he got he got
<v Speaker 3>a little bit here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so he catapults him over. Nash and Brett come
<v Speaker 1>down to the ring with their bats in hand, got
<v Speaker 1>them back. Nash runs up and he gets confused ring
<v Speaker 1>side with Billy Kidman. He doesn't know what to do
<v Speaker 1>with this guy, and then just throws him into the
<v Speaker 1>side of the ring and then throws them back in
<v Speaker 1>the ring, and then he puts his hands up as
<v Speaker 1>the ref is looking out like I don't think the
<v Speaker 1>ref was thinking anything really until you put your heads.
<v Speaker 3>Off, I'm gonna no you're here, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you can hit him in the back of the
<v Speaker 1>head with the bat as hard as you can it,
<v Speaker 1>said Raf. I just hit him in the head. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know, that's awesome. Cool would say that? Cool spot,
<v Speaker 1>I definitely fun.
<v Speaker 3>Nash was trying to throw Kimmen back into the ring
<v Speaker 3>off rip and Kidman said, well, you gotta do something
<v Speaker 3>to me and just took his own bump into the apron.
<v Speaker 1>It's two Q style where you try to throw him
<v Speaker 1>in but he's not perfect with the ring. Son. Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, that's.
<v Speaker 3>Well for Kidman's troubles here. Jared hits him with a
<v Speaker 3>stalling brain buster.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that was awesome, and then follows it up with
<v Speaker 1>a beast drop kick sick as fuck. Look, dude, the
<v Speaker 1>heels drop kick cannot be better than the baby Face's
<v Speaker 1>drop kick.
<v Speaker 3>Like that's tough.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, give it you gotta fight back. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>So Jared locks in a sleeper, but Kidman holds on
<v Speaker 1>at three on the arm rays sometimes three. Sometimes it's
<v Speaker 1>one who knows.
<v Speaker 3>All off your Shane. It's one, of course, if you're
<v Speaker 3>good man.
<v Speaker 1>It's just one that's funny. Kidman does a very unique
<v Speaker 1>Irish whip reversal here. It goes for a cross body
<v Speaker 1>to Jarrett on the ropes, but Nash pulls the top
<v Speaker 1>rope kind of and he flies over this rope and
<v Speaker 1>hits the floor as hard as he can. What it
<v Speaker 1>looked like to me is that Kevin Nash was not
<v Speaker 1>there on time, so it just looks like Kidman like
<v Speaker 1>does a take or dive to the floor. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>mean he crash and burns. He fucking annihilates himself and
<v Speaker 1>just splats on the floor.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean that was rough.
<v Speaker 1>I love this. Also, there's like this weird noise, like
<v Speaker 1>this weird banging noise, and I was like, what the
<v Speaker 1>hell is that? And then it was just the w
<v Speaker 1>c W logo opening at the ramp, and then it
<v Speaker 1>filed the animals stopping down The felt the animals they
<v Speaker 1>come down here and help him, and Ray hits Jarrett
<v Speaker 1>with a crutch and Kidman rolls him up for a
<v Speaker 1>two good from Yeah, I mean these are all like
<v Speaker 1>this whole ending sequence is pretty cool. Yeah, Jared goes
<v Speaker 1>to power bomb Kidman. Of course you can't power bomb
<v Speaker 1>kid you can't come on kid reverse into a facebuster.
<v Speaker 1>Kidman goes up for the shooter, but Nash hits him
<v Speaker 1>in the leg with a bat and then Jared stroke
<v Speaker 1>to win.
<v Speaker 3>That's his finisher.
<v Speaker 1>He's got all the stroke around here. So the nWo
<v Speaker 1>trio attack to filth the animals after the match, including
<v Speaker 1>Ray Mysterio is shitty injury, and then Brett Spray paints
<v Speaker 1>nWo one, all of them in silver.
<v Speaker 3>And they they're playing the nWo music and each time
<v Speaker 3>Brett Spray paints nWo they hit the end.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's awesome. I didn't even clock that's cool.
<v Speaker 3>It could have been an accident, but that's what it
<v Speaker 3>felt like. I was like, Oh, this is fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Do they always do this?
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Tony. By the way, you can tell that
<v Speaker 1>this is not the same exact angle because it's silver.
<v Speaker 1>That's definitely what they said to when they pitched this.
<v Speaker 1>They were like, no, this is not the same thing.
<v Speaker 1>It's silver different and Brett Hart's in it. So now
<v Speaker 1>it's time for the Total Package. Liz town Hall TV,
<v Speaker 1>Liz DPLWN all so mean.
<v Speaker 3>Jean's in the ring and he says, Uh, what you're
<v Speaker 3>about to see, in my estimation is a total mockery.
<v Speaker 3>And I have the displeasure of introducing you to the
<v Speaker 3>Total Package. And Elizabeth, So the man called sting that's
<v Speaker 3>the music that plays here, and I'm like, oh fuck,
<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize this is like when he said a
<v Speaker 3>total mockery, I thought they were going to show footage
<v Speaker 3>of like Lex fucking sting up. I didn't realize he
<v Speaker 3>meant a literal mockery and that Lex Luger was coming
<v Speaker 3>out here. Trust this thing? Yeah yeah, how many shows
<v Speaker 3>have we watched where there's a god?
<v Speaker 1>Just this thing? Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>So Lex gets in the ring, he's hitting the ropes
<v Speaker 3>and he's going woo me, and Jean looks at him
<v Speaker 3>and says, please give.
<v Speaker 1>Me a break, dude.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm tired, he says, Total Package. I don't mind
<v Speaker 3>telling you you have taken your sick humor to an
<v Speaker 3>all time low. Addresser actions that took place, said Stark
<v Speaker 3>Wade Starcage, and he's stamped out. So TP looks at
<v Speaker 3>Gene and he says, come on, Gene, work with me here,
<v Speaker 3>because he's he wants this to be like he's interviewing. Yeah, right,
<v Speaker 3>that's what he goes into, he says. TP says, what
<v Speaker 3>happened was mean, Gene, the Total Package just annihilated me.
<v Speaker 3>The Total Package just kicked my ass. Oh, mean, Gene
<v Speaker 3>is fucking so sick of this shit. The people obviously
<v Speaker 3>aren't going to buy that into this, like Sluger, he's
<v Speaker 3>not even TP anymore.
<v Speaker 1>I love me Gene. He doesn't put up with anything
<v Speaker 1>like you come into a segment like this. He's like,
<v Speaker 1>can you please fucking take a second and actually take
<v Speaker 1>this serious?
<v Speaker 3>TP says, the Total Package is the greatest physical specimen
<v Speaker 3>in pro sports today.
<v Speaker 1>Gene, Oh, four oh five four percent body fat, two
<v Speaker 1>and thirty two inch waist. Unbelievable, one of the biggest
<v Speaker 1>waste I've ever heard. Oh it's unstoppable. Oh he's stun
<v Speaker 1>spamming crazy here man. All right, Lex Luder, I don't
<v Speaker 1>think your waist is two hundred and thirty two inches.
<v Speaker 3>This is fucking bullshit. I mean I was, I was
<v Speaker 3>genuinely laughing as he was going through all the a
<v Speaker 3>woo's of his accolades, like this.
<v Speaker 1>Is fucking tremendous.
<v Speaker 3>And then the lights go out and you can hear
<v Speaker 3>the thunder. And just in case you couldn't hear the thunder,
<v Speaker 3>Mike Today says, sounds like thunder in the background.
<v Speaker 1>You hear that thunder.
<v Speaker 3>The lights come back up. Mean, Gene is gone and
<v Speaker 3>there's black roses in the ring, and you know what
<v Speaker 3>that means. That's well, of course the symbol of death,
<v Speaker 3>which I don't know if that means they just killed
<v Speaker 3>mean Geno, they killed him and replaced them with roses.
<v Speaker 3>They turned him into roses.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure.
<v Speaker 3>But TP and Elizabeth just.
<v Speaker 1>Leave the ring.
<v Speaker 3>I love TPS thing by the way, like that's that was.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I Mean we talk about Luger a lot and
<v Speaker 1>like this run, and I think he's super underrated. Like
<v Speaker 1>I think that a lot of I think that a
<v Speaker 1>lot of people when they think of Luger, they think
<v Speaker 1>of his initial w w F run.
<v Speaker 3>Sure, the red, white and blue bos yeah, which.
<v Speaker 1>You know, like they were going to try to push
<v Speaker 1>him or whatever. But I genuinely think is w c
<v Speaker 1>W work is, Like I think he's a I think
<v Speaker 1>he's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, me too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean eventually I've forgotten after the WWND, like
<v Speaker 2>people just forget about him, you know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought, I think we'll cover it eventually. But
<v Speaker 1>him beating Hogan with the rack, Like, yeah, dude, do that.
<v Speaker 1>So Kevin ashes on the phone and he's giving directions
<v Speaker 1>to Scott Hall to get to the Asshole Dome.
<v Speaker 2>That's why you couldn't find it. He's like, type an
<v Speaker 2>asshole dome in your phone. You'll find it in my phone.
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?
<v Speaker 3>I printed us off map Quest and I don't see
<v Speaker 3>the yshold them.
<v Speaker 1>My phone is my house, cheer.
<v Speaker 2>I am calling from a pay I made a big mistake.
<v Speaker 2>I turned left when I should have turned it.
<v Speaker 3>Took my license a long time ago.
<v Speaker 1>So we have fit Finley and mang versus the Harris
<v Speaker 1>Boys is what they call them, not the Harris brothers.
<v Speaker 2>No sunglasses, what's going on here?
<v Speaker 3>No glass, They're not in the Powers that be anymore.
<v Speaker 2>But they need sunglasses. These dudes always need sunglasses.
<v Speaker 3>They need help.
<v Speaker 1>So my first, dude, I mean, they need a lot
<v Speaker 1>of things, but sunglasses, jail sentence, yeah forever. So my
<v Speaker 1>my first thought here was, oh, they must have been
<v Speaker 1>working with the powers that be and that's why they
<v Speaker 1>were allowed to team in this tournament. And then they
<v Speaker 1>say on commentary to they sell commentary, Yeah, they're not
<v Speaker 1>creative control anymore and they don't have anything to do
<v Speaker 1>with the powers that be. How the fuck is this
<v Speaker 1>happening the Parish Boys team? Uh? Yeah, so this is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is unbelievable, dude, this is genuinely unbelievable.
<v Speaker 1>So Meng comes out here in a w c W shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Finley comes out here.
<v Speaker 2>Stop you for a second. I'm gonna give anybody to
<v Speaker 2>give anybody a chance you to guess what happens to
<v Speaker 2>this match before it starts.
<v Speaker 1>They have to exist, they have will, they will, they
<v Speaker 1>get along all right, walks all right, so you don't
<v Speaker 1>have much time. Comes out here in a w c
<v Speaker 1>W Cruise shirt, and Fit Finley is here in Roman
<v Speaker 1>reigns attire and Meg Mayor in the ring, and then
<v Speaker 1>Fit Finley a tags mang from behind before the other dudes.
<v Speaker 1>The other dudes are not even out here yet, and
<v Speaker 1>then the ref calls for the bell.
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, maybe I got confused like earlier, and
<v Speaker 3>this is like a tank Abbat Shane thing where it's
<v Speaker 3>just Finley versus Meng, but no, Meng and Finley are fighting.
<v Speaker 3>It's an unbelievable wide shot now because here comes to
<v Speaker 3>Hackris Voice.
<v Speaker 1>And they're just fighting the whole time. Dude, Resa is
<v Speaker 1>a genius bro Like, just when I thought they have
<v Speaker 1>to be able to work together, no they can't.
<v Speaker 2>We got We got them with the old quadruple swerve.
<v Speaker 2>They think we're gonna swerve them, but we don't swerve them,
<v Speaker 2>but then we do swerve them. No one ever saw
<v Speaker 2>it come in.
<v Speaker 1>So fit Filly and Manger in the ring, hitting each
<v Speaker 1>other as hard as they possibly can.
<v Speaker 2>The hair by the way, they're the same team, they're
<v Speaker 2>on the same.
<v Speaker 1>Day were shot at the tag titles. I just can't
<v Speaker 1>even believe what I'm looking at. How is this going
<v Speaker 1>to end? Well, Meng and Finley fight to the outside
<v Speaker 1>and they get counted out.
<v Speaker 3>They fight up the aisleway, the referee counts to ten.
<v Speaker 3>The match is over. The Harris Boys win, and you
<v Speaker 3>would think that we would be moving on, but for
<v Speaker 3>some reason, I then watch Meng and Finley fight to
<v Speaker 3>the tune of the Harris Boys theme song for four
<v Speaker 3>to five minutes, like at some.
<v Speaker 1>Point it's so fucking funny. Wow, so like they're clubing
<v Speaker 1>each other and like I think they're even confusing, Like
<v Speaker 1>why the hell is this still going on? The very
<v Speaker 1>eyes is something supposed to happen, but it's not happening. Ye,
<v Speaker 1>no point fit Finley is legit just giving Meng like
<v Speaker 1>upper cuts. Yeah, the fuck is going on. It's funny.
<v Speaker 3>They keep cutting back to shots of the Harris Boys
<v Speaker 3>in the ring with the referee like stopping them from leaving.
<v Speaker 3>They're confused because they have something to do here, spotting
<v Speaker 3>here that is we're missing that. I guess the queue
<v Speaker 3>was fucked up on So we watched Meng and Finley
<v Speaker 3>fight forever. Then the lights go out and I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 3>what could this be?
<v Speaker 1>See the lights have gone out so fucking much tonight
<v Speaker 1>one because the end of you.
<v Speaker 3>So the lights are out. Shavanni says what in the
<v Speaker 3>world And she.
<v Speaker 1>Says, what do you mean? What in the world? The
<v Speaker 1>lights have gone out all.
<v Speaker 3>Night And Bobby Headen, who is so over this with
<v Speaker 3>very little care says, got me, And then the fucking
<v Speaker 3>lights come back up. The Harris Boys are hugging like
<v Speaker 3>they're kind of selling into the middle turnbuckle, opposite of
<v Speaker 3>each other, and a man with long blonde hair and
<v Speaker 3>a hat runs very quickly out of the ring because
<v Speaker 3>he's not supposed to fuck it still be in the ring.
<v Speaker 3>They don't show him, and we just stick with the
<v Speaker 3>Harris Boys attempting to sell. Whatever this was, that could
<v Speaker 3>have been anybody that could have been. She said, what
<v Speaker 3>just happened? Who just attacked the Harris Boys? It was
<v Speaker 3>fucking I don't know, the Ultimate Warrior.
<v Speaker 2>W Skull Dusters.
<v Speaker 1>It was Christian from the w w L. He should
<v Speaker 1>have said that dude. That guy looked like he had
<v Speaker 1>a gothic lifestyle. Christian. This ship's so funny because the
<v Speaker 1>lights go out, there's a blue strobe in the ring
<v Speaker 1>and like you can't see anything, and he just like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I got me.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden, you here, and it's so fucking
<v Speaker 1>sprinting down this ramp and he hits the ring and
<v Speaker 1>then you see him as he leaves, and then it's
<v Speaker 1>like looking at the Harris Brothers when the lights are
<v Speaker 1>back on, and then you just hear you're running back
<v Speaker 1>up the ramp. This is so fucking funny. Everybody in
<v Speaker 1>the crowds is looking at the rail watching him because
<v Speaker 1>because in the ring we smoke, the way that this
<v Speaker 1>works is they have to open and close the logo.
<v Speaker 1>So this guy runs down, open and close it. It
<v Speaker 1>comes back up. Dude, I like that thought.
<v Speaker 2>He's like waiting there by the logo. I got it
<v Speaker 2>hit my cue. But it's like.
<v Speaker 3>When you go backstage in US in a fucking SmackDown
<v Speaker 3>game and you gotta wait for it to go from
<v Speaker 3>red to green.
<v Speaker 1>So you're just sprinting. Yeah, you're sprinting into it. That
<v Speaker 1>is fucking fucking crazy. What the fuck? This is a
<v Speaker 1>million dollar, billion dollar company, man.
<v Speaker 2>Dude's so fucking funny. There's a guy in the crowd.
<v Speaker 2>He stands up and puts his arms ups, like, what
<v Speaker 2>the fuck was that was that?
<v Speaker 1>Question? Holy ship? That's a vampire warrior. He's fucking sucking
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, it was fucking grangle? Was that the gooner?
<v Speaker 1>So they go backstage David Flair and Daphney are you great? Question?
<v Speaker 2>Hotel?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where they're at Yeah, they're just somewhere mysterious.
<v Speaker 1>David Player and Daphne are watching the movie Natural Born Killers.
<v Speaker 1>Do you know why? I know this was that because
<v Speaker 1>David says, what will we be some natural born Killers? Okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there it is.
<v Speaker 3>They even static the tron before they cut to this, So, like,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if this was them hacking into the show,
<v Speaker 3>you would assume they're in the building, James, because this
<v Speaker 3>is on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, you're right, But this is definitely some
<v Speaker 1>reference or something. It could be the movie Natural Born
<v Speaker 1>show are talking about buddy Killers, Like yeah, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>they couldn't be anywhere on the nose ever. Daphne says,
<v Speaker 1>I love this movie. Mickey and Mallory. We could be
<v Speaker 1>David and Daphne. You are David, and we could be too.
<v Speaker 2>We could be side filled. You could be Castanza and
<v Speaker 2>I could be Jerry ship Wild.
<v Speaker 1>They laugh at each other and Dafty restarts the movie
<v Speaker 1>they're watching.
<v Speaker 3>I guess they have time before the match.
<v Speaker 1>Someone's got to know what this is a reference to.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Russo is a big movie buff not natural
<v Speaker 1>not natural boy Killers. I'm talking about like the scene, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like where they.
<v Speaker 2>Come it's a scene in Natural Killers.
<v Speaker 1>So it comes back. I don't know what the fuck
<v Speaker 1>happened here. It comes back to a recap Vampiro attacking
<v Speaker 1>three Counts.
<v Speaker 2>Just like in the middle of like, whatever's going on.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's happening.
<v Speaker 3>He's kicking three Counts S, Shannon Moore and Shane Elms
<v Speaker 3>to the floor and now he's pushing Evan. Courage is
<v Speaker 3>around and arguing with the ref and Mike Today yells,
<v Speaker 3>is this a lethal lottery?
<v Speaker 1>Mat?
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Chat really fucked everything up by pulling that cable.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, I guess so fucked up.
<v Speaker 3>On their notes to Tony Today, Today says our Vampire
<v Speaker 3>and Evan Curage is a team, and Shavanni and Heaenen.
<v Speaker 1>Are both like, I don't know, well they co exist?
<v Speaker 1>Who knows?
<v Speaker 3>Holy fucked vampire is already attacked.
<v Speaker 1>That doesn't even yet.
<v Speaker 3>Got co exists?
<v Speaker 1>After this? If anyone wants to know why why the coexists?
<v Speaker 1>Angle is dead in the water. Just why is this
<v Speaker 1>fucking stuff? You know? Why they co exist?
<v Speaker 2>Just for the tag titles, That's why.
<v Speaker 1>That's all you got to do? The why go any dude,
<v Speaker 1>any ren Slim should be on a team with another wrestler,
<v Speaker 1>like they just wanted the bills. Dude. I remember I
<v Speaker 1>remember talking to somebody on a dv W jacker who
<v Speaker 1>was I don't remember it was, but it was just like, like,
<v Speaker 1>why are these guys talking together? And we said why
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't they He's like, you know, I've never thought about
<v Speaker 1>like that, but I guess you don't have to tag friends.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, you don't know.
<v Speaker 2>It's business because you were booking a match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you want to get paid today, right, So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>take that.
<v Speaker 3>Man, you signed this match contractor you're not on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is fucking funny as ship.
<v Speaker 3>I love the idea that they were still trying to
<v Speaker 3>find different ways to make sure you couldn't co exist.
<v Speaker 3>They went so far into it that they couldn't co exist.
<v Speaker 1>During the commercial, he created a segment for him to
<v Speaker 1>attack him in that we didn't see.
<v Speaker 2>Except yeah, we could just have them co exist, or
<v Speaker 2>can find a way to make them super not coexist.
<v Speaker 1>So here here's our two options. You guys together and
<v Speaker 1>have a good match that people want to tune in
<v Speaker 1>and see to you beat them up. And then we
<v Speaker 1>did the same thing we did nine times to that anyway, though,
<v Speaker 1>it's fine.
<v Speaker 2>We did some heat during the commercial and then you
<v Speaker 2>come back and he says, you think we're.
<v Speaker 1>Gonna have a good match with David Flair and the mice.
<v Speaker 1>That's what he was really mad about, have a better
<v Speaker 1>match of recount. Now, they were supposed to work together,
<v Speaker 1>but then the attack of his I'm not working together
<v Speaker 1>on his own, we're not consistent. I can't fucking do this.
<v Speaker 2>Where's my music? Get my fucking music.
<v Speaker 1>Something's gonna happen here. That's what happened. Three con the
<v Speaker 1>ring to do their song, and he said, what was
<v Speaker 1>come on? What are we doing? Said? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Ship your pants?
<v Speaker 2>Tony Shabani's in the back well for rest, they're waiting
<v Speaker 2>for their music for the match.
<v Speaker 1>He just said that got the ship his fans like ship?
<v Speaker 1>Was that sick? It's a match here? Yeah? Yeah, so
<v Speaker 1>I don't even yet.
<v Speaker 2>All right, people are never courageous. Are on a team now,
<v Speaker 2>but they don't go exist. They can't go exist. The
<v Speaker 2>masters on his they're the natural born killers coming out
<v Speaker 2>like the movie.
<v Speaker 1>That's a favorite movie. They see it ten minutes.
<v Speaker 2>They dad, they'd be David Daphne if they want to,
<v Speaker 2>if they wanted to be, if they could coexist Scanda,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they could be David and Daphne. They not like
<v Speaker 1>that good.
<v Speaker 2>Angle that they won't co exist. We're gonna find out
<v Speaker 2>how they don't co exist.
<v Speaker 5>The idea that nobody exists titles like Enters the Ring,
<v Speaker 5>and it's just like they can't co exist.
<v Speaker 2>I guess we already know. We already know they're not
<v Speaker 2>going to but how are they not going to go exist?
<v Speaker 1>Wow, this show is so fucked up on why did
<v Speaker 1>they do this? Phil thinks should mean he can co exist?
<v Speaker 1>All right, So Evid, Courageous and Vampiro are supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be taken on David Flair and the Maestro. That's the idea. Anyways,
<v Speaker 1>Flare and Dafty come out here. They are like coked
<v Speaker 1>out of their minds, is the idea. I mean, they're
<v Speaker 1>not serious. They like movies a lot like gold Dust. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>very reminiscent of gold dust. I see David Flair walking
<v Speaker 1>down with the crowbar gold dust. The Maestro is now here.
<v Speaker 1>His entrance probably cost one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
<v Speaker 1>a night to do.
<v Speaker 3>I imagine they set up a stage and put a
<v Speaker 3>big as piano on that's got bubbles shooting out from
<v Speaker 3>under it, and he does his whole fucking thing here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then Crowbar, a man that we don't know.
<v Speaker 1>His name is Crowbar. He says, that's Devin Storm. That's
<v Speaker 1>fucking crow Bar. A crow bar attacks Maestro from behind
<v Speaker 1>with a pipe, not a crowbar. David is the crow bar.
<v Speaker 2>This guy's name c hit on that.
<v Speaker 1>Let's right here, right, so yeah, he attacks Meister from
<v Speaker 1>behind and istro, I mean it looked like he died.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he laid out and he was. Yeah, he
<v Speaker 1>is like out out in a circle on the grounds.
<v Speaker 2>Different.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so they explained that. Shavanni says, when fucking Crowbar
<v Speaker 3>jumps him, Swanni says, that's that's the guy we saw
<v Speaker 3>at the filling station on Thunder and Tonight. Says, remember
<v Speaker 3>what his name is and Shovanni says yes. He says, it's.
<v Speaker 2>Probably mean three seconds after I meet somebody knew remember
<v Speaker 2>my name?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, loss.
<v Speaker 2>Bro, Yeah, man, holy.
<v Speaker 1>Shit, David Flair and Crowbar good nose to nose and
<v Speaker 1>smile and then they go into the ring. It's like
<v Speaker 1>your boy, dude, I mean they go a commentary like,
<v Speaker 1>so it's like they're team in now their demon is now.
<v Speaker 1>And then yeah, so Vampiro hits a triangle cross body
<v Speaker 1>to the outside on both of them.
<v Speaker 3>He almost dies, and the crowd doesn't react at all.
<v Speaker 1>I think the mics are fucked up from this point on.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd is close to silent for this entire show
<v Speaker 1>past this, like it's actually creepy.
<v Speaker 3>You're right, yeah, that's true. I mean you think a
<v Speaker 3>double jump cross body someone would have jumped out of
<v Speaker 3>their seat at least. Like they're all just chilling.
<v Speaker 1>Crowbar was working his ass off in this match too.
<v Speaker 3>He's trying so fucking hard. Dude, He's trying so hard,
<v Speaker 3>like Vampio bumps these dudes, they just get up and go.
<v Speaker 1>Into the ring. Yeah, dude, Vampiro, Like every time we
<v Speaker 1>watch Vampio, it's like he does not give a fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Between the moves of what's going on in his match,
<v Speaker 1>Vampio would take a bump and stead right up. They
<v Speaker 1>go to the next spot, just like, go fuck. He's
<v Speaker 1>not coexisting with his own self, but this is crazy.
<v Speaker 3>He does that in Mexico. He's the top fucking guy.
<v Speaker 1>So Crowbar hits a German soup plex on Vampiro sends
<v Speaker 1>him across the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Vampio lands on his elbow. He's hurt.
<v Speaker 1>Flare comes in and hits a souplex no one talked
<v Speaker 1>to him about, like how moves are supposed to be structured,
<v Speaker 1>So German suplex into a vertical suplex whatever you care.
<v Speaker 1>Crowbar then comes in hits a spinning upper cut and
<v Speaker 1>a flipping drop kick. I'm sorry, flipping leg drop not dropped, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>from the apron.
<v Speaker 3>That's right.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, it's been a long show. Vampiro reverses with a
<v Speaker 1>double facebuster where he literally just stops and grabs both
<v Speaker 1>of them and then just throws them into the mat.
<v Speaker 3>You know, we're going from double back body drop and
<v Speaker 3>he just said, ah, no like that.
<v Speaker 1>And then he hits a hugerinagia on Crowbar.
<v Speaker 3>This is awesome something actually, Yeah, So.
<v Speaker 1>Evan courageous comes in and goes for a monkey flip
<v Speaker 1>in the corner, but Crowbar catches him and throws them
<v Speaker 1>to the floor. Crowbar then hits a diving splash from
<v Speaker 1>the apron to the floor. Oh sick, dude, fucking awesome. Wow,
<v Speaker 1>that is so sick.
<v Speaker 3>Made a great sound too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think like that, that's like a I mean
<v Speaker 1>there's some things that's wart. My brain started like going
<v Speaker 1>one hundred miles a minute with there's so much Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's sick. So Crowbar, I mean, he's got a ton
<v Speaker 1>of cool ship here. Crow Bar is awesome. Like if
<v Speaker 1>anything I'm taking away from this match is like crow
<v Speaker 1>Bar is awesome, Daphne's great. I actually don't hate Flair,
<v Speaker 1>Daphne and Crowbar Like no, I don't think. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>don't think Flair can like work or anything, and he
<v Speaker 1>knows not to, I'm sure, but like he looks he does,
<v Speaker 1>he looks the part and like he does whatever they
<v Speaker 1>ask him to do, you know what I mean.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, you know, I mean crow Bar is definitely
<v Speaker 3>a great utility guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he does some cool ship man and Evan courageous
<v Speaker 1>is like he looks like he's being a PS two
<v Speaker 1>game he does.
<v Speaker 3>He looks like he's in a goddamn snowboarding game.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like the ATV versus whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, with Cross he's ripped and they have him wearing
<v Speaker 3>a big fucking jersey.
<v Speaker 1>Remember when the referee kicked his ass. That's all I
<v Speaker 1>think about the courageous Now is the refere that was him? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so Courageous hits a cross body to the outside on crowbar. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro hits a diving line on Flair.
<v Speaker 3>Here, okay, So fucking Evan Courageous is on the top
<v Speaker 3>to dive onto the floor on crowbar. David Flair runs
<v Speaker 3>up to him and cut him off. I'm guessing he
<v Speaker 3>was not supposed to because he hits the buckle. Evan
<v Speaker 3>Courageous looks at him, looks at crowbar, dives on crowbar,
<v Speaker 3>and then David Flair is standing there looking like a
<v Speaker 3>complete fucking asshole.
<v Speaker 1>David Flair says, sorry, brother, and.
<v Speaker 3>Then he gets in with the diving clothes line. But
<v Speaker 3>David Flair isn't legal or Vampio isn't legal.
<v Speaker 1>I love this Vampire hit the diving line on him,
<v Speaker 1>goes for the pin. He's on it forever fucking ever.
<v Speaker 1>Courageous comes in says when he fucking dumb or something,
<v Speaker 1>that's not a legal guy like that guy's the legal guy.
<v Speaker 1>So him and Vampiro then just start fighting. They can't exist,
<v Speaker 1>and the other two three count members come in and
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro dumps their asses over the ropes and then fucking
<v Speaker 1>I mean they went the long way over to It's
<v Speaker 1>crazy back body.
<v Speaker 3>They fucking full scent that shit.
<v Speaker 1>That was awesome. And that's like, and that's a big
<v Speaker 1>part of why I think recount gets a lot here
<v Speaker 1>in the later years of WCW is because like, no
<v Speaker 1>one on the show was doing shit, and then three
<v Speaker 1>Count was like, what if we did some shit for you?
<v Speaker 1>And like same thing with like Vampiro and like like Crowbar,
<v Speaker 1>even like they all get like pretty considerable time on
<v Speaker 1>TV because like sure they were willing to do that
<v Speaker 1>kind of shit, you know that's true.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean they they they in full scent they did,
<v Speaker 3>and Vampiro decided he wanted to try to end Evan
<v Speaker 3>Courages' career here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean Vampiro dumps him over the ropes and
<v Speaker 1>then fucking just throws Courageous to Sigya.
<v Speaker 3>Mother f and bombs Evan courage Is onto three Count,
<v Speaker 3>but it's he he doesn't like throw him far enough,
<v Speaker 3>so Evan Courages back of his head hits the fucking apron.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then uh, Vampiro with his shitty jars him
<v Speaker 1>and Flair grab him and Crowbar hits double leg drops
<v Speaker 1>to Vampiro's dick. Yeah, and Vampiro ends up kicking Crowbar
<v Speaker 1>out of the ring somehow. I guess like that didn't
<v Speaker 1>hurt get too bad. That's what I was talking about
<v Speaker 1>with Vampia, where it's like you got double leg drop
<v Speaker 1>on your dick and balls and he just gets up
<v Speaker 1>all right, now, time to get out of here, so yeah, superkick.
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro then hits the nail on the coffin, but Crowbar
<v Speaker 1>comes in and hits him with the pipe as the
<v Speaker 1>ref is distracted. Crowbar then puts Flair on top of
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro and they win the match. So then three count
<v Speaker 1>roll everyone out of the ring and starts singing their song.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, they get everyone out and g up for the
<v Speaker 3>music and that's like, but the finish is so fucking
<v Speaker 3>like they don't even do this right. So it's fucking
<v Speaker 3>Shannon Moore and Shanehelms and Evan are on the apron
<v Speaker 3>distracting the ref. As Crowbar is doing a shit, he
<v Speaker 3>hits fucking Vampiro with the hype and puts there.
<v Speaker 1>I know, it's it's like this finish was all over
<v Speaker 1>the place. I'm sorry if I didn't explain it correctly.
<v Speaker 3>No, no, dude, Okay, this is a whole fucking show.
<v Speaker 3>But I'm glad I wrote it down because I would
<v Speaker 3>have forgot it otherwise. But I was so confused at
<v Speaker 3>why they did it this way. So fucking three counts
<v Speaker 3>attracting the ref. The business has been done. David Flair's
<v Speaker 3>on top of Vampiro, Shane Helms and Shannon Moore jump
<v Speaker 3>off the apron so the ref can obviously look at
<v Speaker 3>the pin. Evan courageous gets in the ring as he
<v Speaker 3>watches his partner getting pinned, and he's like staring at
<v Speaker 3>the ref and shock like, oh my god, how could
<v Speaker 3>you be pinning right? And watches the very legal pin
<v Speaker 3>take place and loses What the fuck? Why is there
<v Speaker 3>no agenting on any of this fucking show man?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean just anybody that watches the show or care, Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Care a little. And as you said, yeah, they get
<v Speaker 3>everyone out of the ring. They tell them that their music,
<v Speaker 3>the music, of course, gets fugged up, so they're standing
<v Speaker 3>there forever for music. Finally he gets on.
<v Speaker 1>They put the circles back into which is funny. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they all put the circles back in there.
<v Speaker 3>Don't play their music, and then Crowbar and David Flair
<v Speaker 3>getting behind them. David Flair starts dancing crazy style before
<v Speaker 3>they attack them with crowbar and pipe. Somehow this is
<v Speaker 3>not the end of the segment, because now Daphne is
<v Speaker 3>on top of David Flair and they're making out, and
<v Speaker 3>Shavanni on commentary says, what do we have in the
<v Speaker 3>ring here? And I'm staring at Daphne and David Flair
<v Speaker 3>making out. I'm like, what do you fucking not understand
<v Speaker 3>about what's going on here? Little did I know? There
<v Speaker 3>is two men and miss Hancock in suits standing in
<v Speaker 3>the ring, and I'm like, what the fuck is? Why
<v Speaker 3>is there more? Why is there more?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean this is crazy. So yeah, Flair and
<v Speaker 1>Daphne are kissing. Standards and Practices are now here with
<v Speaker 1>miss handcocks and Practices.
<v Speaker 3>Is that their name? Standard? That standard and this is practices?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, this is standard practice. Think it's Lenny and Lodi, right,
<v Speaker 1>I it is right, Yeah, I think it's Lenny and
<v Speaker 1>Lodi and they're here to do Cyrus the viruses gimmick
<v Speaker 1>or or yeah, whatever you wanted to be like. He's
<v Speaker 1>just Cyrus is a good shout too, though, Yeah, just whatever,
<v Speaker 1>just fucking We'll do it really quick and then you
<v Speaker 1>guys can kick our ass.
<v Speaker 3>They do it so quick, like I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 3>they're going to establish this as like a group here,
<v Speaker 3>and they say your behavior will not be tolerated and
<v Speaker 3>if such outlanders behavior continues, you will be removed permanently
<v Speaker 3>from our TV show. So Krowbar and David Flair then
<v Speaker 3>attack them with a pipe and a crow bar, and
<v Speaker 3>then that's the end of the segment. And then we
<v Speaker 3>go backstage in the nWo are hanging out with the
<v Speaker 3>most fucked up audio of all time.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Okay, so the nWo trio is talking about Scott
<v Speaker 1>Hall in the back, but the audio is so fucked
<v Speaker 1>up and it says here at the bottom they play
<v Speaker 1>a lower third. This must have been when they very
<v Speaker 1>early WW network because.
<v Speaker 3>This is like the way it looks It's like, you're right,
<v Speaker 3>it does look like the w W network graphics.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it says it says what it's at the
<v Speaker 1>beginning like this shit's fucked up. Sorry, don't know what
<v Speaker 1>to tell you. This is the best we got.
<v Speaker 3>What do you want from us?
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we go into Disco Inferno and Big Veto
<v Speaker 1>versus Chris Canyon and Buff Bagwell, it.
<v Speaker 3>Makes me wonder how fucked up had the other matches
<v Speaker 3>had to have been for them to not show them
<v Speaker 3>at all and the other segments, because this sounds horrible, this.
<v Speaker 1>One, Oh, they must have been like completely fucked I imagine.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it had to be like the most unlistenable or
<v Speaker 3>watchable thing ever, right the standards and this.
<v Speaker 1>Is practices as funny as shit.
<v Speaker 3>nWo are just talking. They're just giving Kevin Nash in saying, hey,
<v Speaker 3>where the fuck is Scott Hall? And he says, they'll
<v Speaker 3>fucking be here, And Brett says that you said that
<v Speaker 3>an hour ago, and Jeff tells him this is the
<v Speaker 3>biggest bunch of crap Kevin, and Kevin Nash says, well,
<v Speaker 3>don't yell at me. Then we go to a fucked
<v Speaker 3>up audio Disco Inferno entrance for another lethal lot of rematch.
<v Speaker 3>There is something so unbelievably funny that I couldn't wait
<v Speaker 3>to hear James talking about it to this since I
<v Speaker 3>watched the show.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so Disco infronto Big Vineous Chris Kenne and but
<v Speaker 1>I'll go fuck those dudes, Johnny the Bull goes out
<v Speaker 1>here with a big cheese sandwich.
<v Speaker 3>Before they even fucking show him, they fucking do the entrances,
<v Speaker 3>and Shavannie says, I mean he's deadpan here. He says,
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe what I'm saying. Johnny the Bull has
<v Speaker 3>a sandwich. Man, I couldn't believe what I was fucking hearing.
<v Speaker 3>Johnny the Bull has a sandwich, and today says it's
<v Speaker 3>a cheese sandwich, Tony, And I'm like.
<v Speaker 1>What.
<v Speaker 2>Sandwich, Dudley being as comically large cheese sandwich, funniest ship
<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen my entire life.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Christian Pan Canyon comes out and his
<v Speaker 1>name plate says his name and it says with two
<v Speaker 1>ladies fucking trendous. Uh. This is, by the way, this
<v Speaker 1>is where I learned, uh, because it runs down the
<v Speaker 1>people in the leaf of Lottery that I moved on,
<v Speaker 1>and they said, like lash LaRue at midnight, and I
<v Speaker 1>was like, when the fuck did lash LaRue and midnight
<v Speaker 1>fight on this show?
<v Speaker 3>Okay?
<v Speaker 1>That makes which Yeah, So then that's where I looked
<v Speaker 1>it up. And I also wrote down here, how the
<v Speaker 1>fuck is anyone supposed to care about a disco inferno match.
<v Speaker 1>This late into a three hour show. I mean, God
<v Speaker 1>forbid at all. Like you guys are really like setting
<v Speaker 1>this up for failure.
<v Speaker 3>This is Johnny Stambuli with the sandwich.
<v Speaker 1>See, he was going through that thing too. He's flipping
<v Speaker 1>through it like it was money. He said, he's a
<v Speaker 1>sandwich gimmick man and it makes his pants sometimes and
<v Speaker 1>they lock him in a room or whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Well they say on commentary here that like he's beat.
<v Speaker 3>He's trying to rise up the girls with the fucking sandwich.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I mean getting me with the sandwich. Sh Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>So match fucking sucks ass. Tony Marinera and Johnny the
<v Speaker 1>bull rising up. Yeah, Tony Marinera, which is my preferred
<v Speaker 1>name for this guy, Tony Marinera and Johnny the Buller
<v Speaker 1>rising up Kenyon's ladies. So Kenyon goes out there and
<v Speaker 1>grabs him, and then Kenyon just leaves the fucking match.
<v Speaker 1>He could not coexist with buff Bagwell.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he couldn't coexist because Buff Bagwell's boy is one
<v Speaker 3>of the fuck his girls. So again they can't coexist. Fuck,
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe what I'm watching her. And then I
<v Speaker 3>gotta watch a two on one Buff Bagwell match. This
<v Speaker 3>is fucking ridiculous, and they Shavani says, yeah, what about
<v Speaker 3>Johnny the ball in the outside trying to chorus some
<v Speaker 3>women with a cheese sandwich.
<v Speaker 1>That's my everyday life, Hello ladies, dude. Later on, Giovanni says,
<v Speaker 1>now there's Johnny the cheese sandwich bar. Yes, only ship.
<v Speaker 1>I read that. That was awesome. Yeah, So Buff Baggle
<v Speaker 1>starts kicking Disco and Vido's ass by himself easily. Vito
<v Speaker 1>hits a super kick on Buff and then does the
<v Speaker 1>most egregious taunt of all time. He lets it fly, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Vito hits a soup lex and then does Buff's taunt
<v Speaker 1>his strike. Disco comes in and hits an atomic drop
<v Speaker 1>in a line. This guy fucking sucks. Tony Marinera then
<v Speaker 1>helps wrap Disco's fist in a chain and Disco accidentally
<v Speaker 1>hits Vito with the chain fist, and then Buff hits
<v Speaker 1>the blockbuster on Veto and beats these dudes. Dude, it
<v Speaker 1>is so late into the show and I'm watching a
<v Speaker 1>Disco Inferno angle and this please and and please fuck.
<v Speaker 3>Well, don't worry, Jase, Tony Marinair and Disco are arguing,
<v Speaker 3>and then Disco glombs Buff with a chain from behind,
<v Speaker 3>and then Buff and Johnny the Cheese Sandwich Bull and
<v Speaker 3>Tony Marinier all stomp out Buff and Tony Marinera says
<v Speaker 3>that's enough and they all leave.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, all right. So Kevin Nash is walking to
<v Speaker 1>the ring with a bat. Did you guys know that
<v Speaker 1>he use bats?
<v Speaker 3>There's silver bats tonight tonight today, says where's Scott Hall.
<v Speaker 1>He's not here. He will not ever be here.
<v Speaker 3>He'll be here in a few fucking months, but not
<v Speaker 3>anytime soon.
<v Speaker 1>So Kevin Nash takes on Sid Vicious and the Wall
<v Speaker 1>two on one.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so was.
<v Speaker 1>My first thought was, oh shit, they do it something
<v Speaker 1>with the Wall. Dude.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I thought so too. I'm guessing that very quickly
<v Speaker 3>fell apart when Nash realized that this guy's the goat
<v Speaker 3>and he doesn't want to fuck put.
<v Speaker 1>This guy down the car the car. So yeah, Nash
<v Speaker 1>comes out. He saw him wrestle with his shirt off.
<v Speaker 1>He said, no fucking way, dude, dude, Yeah, hell no, dude.
<v Speaker 3>Nash gets on the mic and he says, uh much
<v Speaker 3>to my sugarn and Jared stops him to say something,
<v Speaker 3>and Nash gets back on the mic. I don't know
<v Speaker 3>why he did that, and he says, Scott hasn't arrived yet,
<v Speaker 3>So if it's all right with Bill Bush and the
<v Speaker 3>rest of them, I'd like to have an honest couple
<v Speaker 3>of minutes. I know Scott's on the way of the building.
<v Speaker 3>You know, I think this is kind of last second,
<v Speaker 3>to be honest. I think we should get some kind
<v Speaker 3>of leeway, not that I couldn't find him on my own.
<v Speaker 3>And then the Walk comes out and his partner said,
<v Speaker 3>I mean, La Wall on Sid could have been a
<v Speaker 3>Beast tag team.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the wall look great here, he looks awesome. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he looks great.
<v Speaker 3>I loved how he looked in TNA.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I mean he just looked in r
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean he was tattooed out. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he just looked nuts.
<v Speaker 3>So Nash is sitting on the commentary table and he's
<v Speaker 3>saying that he is waiting. He can't start the match
<v Speaker 3>up because he has a gas bubble, And.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, how many times have we heard ever does say
<v Speaker 1>has a gas bubble.
<v Speaker 3>He's got his ship so funny, it's always got a ship.
<v Speaker 3>The Wall takes off a shirt and throws it at Nash,
<v Speaker 3>which leads to nashkinning in the ring and tearing his
<v Speaker 3>shirt off Hogan style.
<v Speaker 1>And then I couldn't believe we were watching this dude
<v Speaker 1>wrestle with the shirt off.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my god, I I don't know
<v Speaker 3>if he does it again. Until TNA I could be wrong.
<v Speaker 1>He was like, I got the main events and not
<v Speaker 1>on night Troup taking the shirt off.
<v Speaker 3>I mean the misfitson Action he wears a tank top,
<v Speaker 3>so like, I don't know if he wears.
<v Speaker 1>The fucking jacket with no or the shirt with leaves. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's right. So Nash throws his shirt at Wall and
<v Speaker 1>rushes at him. Brett, Hart and Jared are attacking the
<v Speaker 1>Wall any chance they get here.
<v Speaker 3>At one point, Jarrett threw the headset down on commentary
<v Speaker 3>that he was talking into for a second and focks
<v Speaker 3>the sound up some more nine of them.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this match, by the way, is all over the
<v Speaker 1>fucking place. Like I understand, we were in a shade
<v Speaker 1>of gray and we're not like heels and faces or what,
<v Speaker 1>but like the nWo has been fucking with this show
<v Speaker 1>and these guys all the time, like why is Nash
<v Speaker 1>in peril here? Why?
<v Speaker 4>And also why does no one else care? Like a babyface, Like, dude,
<v Speaker 4>he's fighting up on the wall, get up now you
<v Speaker 4>have to like you have to let Sid get this
<v Speaker 4>fucking work on you now. Yeah, it breaks down and
<v Speaker 4>everyone is in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Uh. Sid is attacking Jarrett as the wall gets Brett hart, Uh,
<v Speaker 1>Nash hits the wall with a bat and the ref
<v Speaker 1>counts the pin.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck, dude, like I because, okay, So they
<v Speaker 3>tried to explain it as when Sid got in, he
<v Speaker 3>pushed the ref to the floor, so the ref didn't
<v Speaker 3>see any of this, okay until Brett goes out to
<v Speaker 3>put him back in the ring. But so, okay, the
<v Speaker 3>ref is on the floor and tonay Brett hit gets in.
<v Speaker 1>This is the nw A match, buddy, you know, so
<v Speaker 1>shit happened?
<v Speaker 3>Yes, right exactly. Brett gets and hits the wall with
<v Speaker 3>the bat. Today says, oh, the ref is nowhere in sight.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like like clockwork. The camera man on the
<v Speaker 3>floor slowly pans over to show the ref kneeling next
<v Speaker 3>to the apron waiting to get in, and then Nash
<v Speaker 3>hits the wall with the bat too. Brett puts the
<v Speaker 3>ref in the ring. Nash gets the win.
<v Speaker 6>Uh so beat the wall in Sid vicious alright, and
<v Speaker 6>James announced it as the winner is Kevin Nash.
<v Speaker 3>Is in the tag title tournament by himself.
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash is selling like a baby face and then
<v Speaker 1>still wins. No, he's not taggedyat, they stripped him to
<v Speaker 1>do the tournament. Okay, he gave the belt to JJ Dillon.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, got it.
<v Speaker 1>Scott has his belt.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was gonna say he definitely, he definitely doesn't.
<v Speaker 1>Definitely doesn't even take the bell home. I'm sure they
<v Speaker 1>have it. So Nash then goes for the jackknife on
<v Speaker 1>Sid because he is a heel, but ben Wah is
<v Speaker 1>here to make the save and he fucking starts his Nash.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, that shit was awesome, Dude, his fire up here
<v Speaker 3>is awesome. He fucking takes out Nash his punches on
<v Speaker 3>Brett in the corner.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh shit, okay, dude, I mean, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what like WCW looks like in the next
<v Speaker 1>couple of years if his stays alive. But if Ben
<v Speaker 1>Wat didn't leave, I imagine he would have been like
<v Speaker 1>a top guy there.
<v Speaker 3>He's I mean, they put the belt on him. I
<v Speaker 3>don't know how long he would have had it for.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, but yeah, I mean like he just gets so
<v Speaker 1>much better. I feel like, Yes, So Scott Steiner comes
<v Speaker 1>down here with the back brace and the cane and
<v Speaker 1>the pipe pro traffic of course, yes, of course, the
<v Speaker 1>bat and so Sid choke slam's Jarrett when he goes
<v Speaker 1>to power bomb them. Scott's in the ring with him,
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to hold him back, and then Scott hits
<v Speaker 1>Sid in the back.
<v Speaker 3>Nah, come on, bro, since Steiner swerves and joins the interview.
<v Speaker 1>Not he couldn't even coexist with Sid for two.
<v Speaker 3>Seconds exists on the show. He fucking takes off his
<v Speaker 3>bag brace. He's beating Ben Wall with the bat. Then
<v Speaker 3>he pulls his shirt off and he has a goddamn
<v Speaker 3>nWo shirt off.
<v Speaker 1>Hell, this is not the same because it's silver.
<v Speaker 3>Ah, well it's W two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the band is back together. Givanni's yelling.
<v Speaker 3>He says it's the biggest con of them all, and
<v Speaker 3>Bobby Heaven saying, scam, scam.
<v Speaker 1>So fans get back in. Fans are throwing ship in
<v Speaker 1>the ring. Then paper starts falling from the roof. It
<v Speaker 1>was pamphlets. Commentary says, there's pamphlets falling from the roof. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>you know this must be a thing they do. But
<v Speaker 1>I only did they.
<v Speaker 2>Did the nWo thing. They used to do it with
<v Speaker 2>nWo back in the day, where they dropped the nWo
<v Speaker 2>logos on paper from the ceiling.
<v Speaker 3>Like what was in the pamphlet Like it was an
<v Speaker 3>WO prodcast.
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of thing.
<v Speaker 1>You open it, he says, do something with your life.
<v Speaker 1>A little bitch.
<v Speaker 3>Get worked from his art together. Okay, yeah, they just
<v Speaker 3>dropped pictures and ship Okay, I say, on.
<v Speaker 2>Paper and stuff. Yeah, they did it when they took
<v Speaker 2>over the Nitro or whatever they did that.
<v Speaker 3>Oh sure, yeah, So that ship's raining down from the
<v Speaker 3>fucking ceiling. The big nWo banner drops too. It's just
<v Speaker 3>hanging over the thing. And Shifvanni on commentary says, oh,
<v Speaker 3>he says, I thought he. I thought standard a bad back.
<v Speaker 3>I thought his career was over, but it's it's just starting.
<v Speaker 3>And the nWo has a new member and what's his
<v Speaker 3>first name? I said, oh my god. And then they says, oh,
<v Speaker 3>Nash said along he said Scott would be here. Fuck
<v Speaker 3>you fuck you man.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, dude, Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Wow, I was here.
<v Speaker 1>It was Scott Steiner.
<v Speaker 2>Scott was here.
<v Speaker 1>More are coming, Jeff Jarrett. Yeah, how many Scotts you got?
<v Speaker 1>How many Scotts because they got brothers, said jaredt brings
<v Speaker 1>the car in. Uh he was able to do this
<v Speaker 1>because it's like right there to the right, it's like
<v Speaker 1>behind that curtain.
<v Speaker 2>Brought the car in the astrodome inside running.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he brought it back and they throw Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>mean what else could he do?
<v Speaker 3>Sid drove it out earlier. He drove it back and
<v Speaker 3>left it on again.
<v Speaker 1>This kind of learn So they throws Sid into the
<v Speaker 1>car and Nash sits on top of the car and
<v Speaker 1>waves like Batista quitting the WWE as he drives away.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that is the funniest ship ever. He's hanging under
<v Speaker 2>the hood and he's sitting on top of his.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Like, the boys get into the car. So Brett gets
<v Speaker 3>in the back seat, Jeff is driving. Sid is in
<v Speaker 3>the front.
<v Speaker 1>See, he said.
<v Speaker 3>For some reason, they didn't think to lay his big
<v Speaker 3>ass in the back. But that's fine.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Scott Steiner is trying to get into the car. He's
<v Speaker 3>opening the door repeatedly, but it's locked for like a
<v Speaker 3>minute straight until Brett realizes that an unlocks, so the
<v Speaker 3>the car gets driven to the back. Nash is gyrating
<v Speaker 3>on the fucking thing. And now we're in the back.
<v Speaker 3>This is where you realize how close this is to
<v Speaker 3>the fucking ring.
<v Speaker 2>It's so close. Monster truck right on the other side
<v Speaker 2>of the pipe and Drave everything's right over there.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just it's right there. And now fucking Scott Steiner
<v Speaker 3>is smashing out the windows of the car with the bat.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if that was completely necessary style, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I just want to fuck them up. Hey, go bring
<v Speaker 3>this how you do it?
<v Speaker 2>Hey, dumbass? Watch this with the bat.
<v Speaker 1>Brent Full sprints away, pritt Full sprints away, and Sid
<v Speaker 1>tries to get out of the car and they start
<v Speaker 1>kicking his ass and stuff the back of the car.
<v Speaker 1>And now the.
<v Speaker 3>nWo Monster truck is finally here. We finally get to
<v Speaker 3>pay off after three hours. Sid is sitting in the
<v Speaker 3>passenger seat of his own car that his his face
<v Speaker 3>drawn on the front of it, and Brett Hart is
<v Speaker 3>driving an nWo Monster truck and he drives it up
<v Speaker 3>and he runs the car over and he kills Sid.
<v Speaker 1>He kills its crazy dude. So Brett Hart runs over
<v Speaker 1>and okay, you can drive this all right, So he
<v Speaker 1>gets Sid he's driving and then kills Sid vicious as
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Heenan screams.
<v Speaker 3>Happy ends not with any somberness, not with quiet, not
<v Speaker 3>with oh my god. It ends with Bobby Heenan exclaiming here,
<v Speaker 3>it just got ran over by a monster truck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean he's dead by all count he's dead.
<v Speaker 3>Here, yeah, man, And he couldn't co exist with Scott's.
<v Speaker 1>Far none the longest show I've ever seen in my.
<v Speaker 3>Life, dude. And it should have been longer, James.
<v Speaker 1>It should have been longer. Oh wow, Yeah that was So.
<v Speaker 3>I want to just give you guys the heads up
<v Speaker 3>here about how this tournament plays out if you're curious,
<v Speaker 3>because I hope we never talk about this again. So
<v Speaker 3>Nash teams with Steiner in the second round and they
<v Speaker 3>beat PG thirteen. The Harris Boys beat microtunda In Buzzkill
<v Speaker 3>Buff Baguin, Canyon beat Asia and Norman Smiley Midnight and
<v Speaker 3>Lash LaRue lose to David Flair and Crowbar. Nash and
<v Speaker 3>Scott Steiner beat the Harris Boys. Buff Bagwell is now
<v Speaker 3>teaming with Vampiro and he they lose to David Flare
<v Speaker 3>and crow Bar and then David Flair and crow Our
<v Speaker 3>beat Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fucking yeah. So there was like a whole other
<v Speaker 1>episode of this where it was all tag team matches again.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's correct. Wow, this is a This show is
<v Speaker 3>complete brain rot.
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I mean yeah, but like I.
<v Speaker 3>Mean, I'm glad we experienced it together.
<v Speaker 2>Great to do the two teams, you know, four teams
<v Speaker 2>two face off, then they no finals and then you
<v Speaker 2>got champion.
<v Speaker 3>You know you do the booker, you fucking asshole.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you're not because your booking sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you brouck, you bro' fired fucking bocks.
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