It's 5:20 Somewhere - 🎉 Happy Birthday Kiki & Trop! Gifts, Laughs & Pure Chaos 😂

All right, now that we got our warm up out
the way, when it shook some ass and warmed up
these vocal cords, welcome back to it.
It's five twenty somewhere and it's.
Dropping Kiki's birthday and we have we a birthday, the
mother freaking birthday, and we about to pop some champagne.
Bell led to be exec Look at that big bee
just as bee and pink and meat.
I don't know. We're about to have a good time tonight, y'all.
Let's get this cracked open. The drink we.
Have tonight is cold. I forgot what's your drink called?
Twin SIPs? Twin SIPs like twin cis ten twin SIPs?
Cute cute?
Right, So it is a mango with a little bit
of passion fruit, freshly squeezed lemon juice and a gave
and we're gonna tap it, top it with some rose
and it's made with rose tequila. We had to run
that back that leboca whatever it is, we love it lboca.
So now that's fire. We love it. We really do
love it. Habits has Thank you amazing. It's so fun
having a bartender host. It's so fun having you.
Guys on this couch with me, my favorite twins, and
I'm so excited. It's you guys' birthday, so we can
go ahead, get into fit check and then we can
open y'all gifts in fit Check.
Okay, let's do it. Cheers, Let's do it. Cheers.
Happy twenty first birthday and happy my birthday to you.
Thank you, You're welcome. Thanks make happy my birthday malc.
Cheers, y'all get it happy. I like it. I like it,
include me.
It means like it's a it's a holiday, basically like
happy my birthday, my birthday, Christmas.
You get it. Yeah, y'all consider your birthday like a holiday.
Mm hmm, like on some Jehovah's witness ship birthday. They
don't the birthdays or holidays. I feel him. I literally,
I sent a real the milk.
I'm not ready for him to play yet, but that's
literally my attitude towards birthdays.
Really.
Yeah, you don't really care, you know, I mean, you
do not care about birthdays.
Since you always can wear my dog got on my
birthday trip. You did say that that was very sad.
Rest in peace? What was his name again?
Prince Rest in Peace Prince, We're still thinking about you
each and every birthday we missed you.
Yeah, that's just such a cute. Have you got another
dog since then? No, he cannot be duplicated.
To be honest, I'm not a pet person, and he
made me a head person, like I nursed him and
his siblings back to health.
Well he was the only one that survived, so he
had like a very.
Yeah. I was kind of getting sad now, but also
a page from Prince's book. Do y'all know how Prince
views My dog's name was Prince? Yeah, so I was like,
what are you talking?
And Prince purple rain? Prince? Okay, isn't too early to
play the real.
Just get into it, okay, because this is how I
truly have started to be.
Is it depressing, No, it's.
This is why they want.
We came here not knowing how you're gonna die. Somebody
that you had how many birthdays?
Well I know that you had one.
Birthday birthday, so I don't celebrate birthdays. So that stops
me from stops me from tim.
T baby shaky.
It's like deep so but anyway, so yeah, it sounds
like a way to cope with getting old. No, no, no, no,
I really so, y'all know when when my dog died,
I really did, like, I'm like, I'm never gonna make
birthdays a big ass thing ever again, Like I did
a photo shoot that year, I did a birthday dinner.
That year, I did a birthday trip.
So I was just like not making birthdays a big
ass deal anymore. Also, I feel like I share a
birthday with traps. So y'all when y'all say have your birthday,
y'all talking to her, you.
Know, So it's not your birthday, You not the birthday.
No, it's did not you up that bad?
No.
I just feel like if you to say have your birthday,
you're speaking life into however old society says that you are.
So I feel like birthdays are just a time to celebrate.
Really did look good when he died, So I feel
like he was onto something.
Girl.
Prince was a vampire.
He was vegan.
Mm hmmm, what was he?
Yeah? So when stop celebrating birthday because I'm assuming y'all.
So like every year y'all had.
Ship, we are every year we do.
Yeah, we get together, except that one year we was
into it kind of.
But I've lived in Atlanta, didn't I.
Or what year?
Yeah, damn, that was a horrible birthday.
Yeah, difference on a trip, yes, and you didn't make it.
I planned a birthday dinner for us, and his bitch
didn't make it.
That what were you doing? It was probably at work.
Always be at work, y'all.
Then she had her own birthday dinner, so all of
our people had to come to mind and then they
went to her.
I had separate birthday dinner. I had to work like,
I had to work like.
We didn not do it together because we was beefing
because we had buried the hatchet for the trip as well.
I just didn't make it because that was something was
going on with the planes at that point in time.
But anyways, yeah, no, I had to work. I always
have to work. Period.
Fit check fit, get your when we'll start off with
you non birthday girl. Come on, bitch, my head down,
Prince list through me, talk to him what we got
on today? Because baby, Jay Lorraine, Jay Lorraine, you need
your butt eight for the way you put this suit
on these girls. Baby, the skunch booty is set into me,
the illusion that this outfit gives illusion.
Yeah illusion, no, no, no, no no, No, No, I'm not
saying that y'all that y'all don't.
They ain't all accentuates clothes. You can't see how like
the means it's not there.
Illusion means that. I'm not saying that it's not there.
The curves, the ass, the hips, the tities, it is there.
But the polka dots look like you're always moving.
Oh like that, I'm not saying that. They know y'all
strapped when y'all got on the goddamn so you're saying
and stiff in real life, No, yah, ass ain't stiff
at all. That motherfucker goes crazy.
I'm just saying the thing looks like you're moving while
you're sitting still.
This is what these thank you. I'm just playing real.
I'm giving you a hard time. Come on, it's happy
to me. Birthday to you or whatever you said birthday everybody.
Yes, yes, the thick one like look because like watch
her ass is moving. It's moving, but it's going like crazy,
like you don't see like it's like, yeah, it's like earthquake.
You know how what is.
That stuff you watch and it still be like, you know,
like stuff going crazy and like I don't know how
to explain it like waves, I ain't doing fit check
because I like Macy Gray today.
No Macy Gray song.
Somebody on YouTube said it so Macy Gray song. I
don't remember we were talking about that last episode we
was talking about I don't know.
Fuck it, Yes, please let it go because this is
you know it.
Just think girl Barbie is now a party decorator.
You can book her. That's what took so long. Oh okay,
so open your gifts.
Open your gifts. First off, look at the picture and
flip into the bag. It's a note without a note,
and tell me once you get it, tell me once
you get it.
What is it?
A honey bun girls sloppy.
Hand right, And so I'm like, yeah, they'll get it.
Get that past me. Ain't just so.
Cute because y'all these pictures been sitting here this whole time,
and we did not know.
No I knew. I asked you what picture she gave.
No, I'm saying we didn't know about the money. Oh yeah,
the money. You can go first, Okay, who would looked
like someone like you?
No? Oh, it's the new good girl, because I know
you love your good girl. And it's so cute. It's
shaped like a butterfly. What color is it? Is it
this pink?
It's like that pink okay, and it smells really amazing.
I did put the gift card in there because Bayan
perfume for women is very hard, so they said, you
can open it up spread on yourself. If you don't
like it, you can still change it.
No, you got different ones?
Are you talking?
You got the intents already?
Nope, I don't.
I love it. Yes, y'all can crack it on cards
in there. If y'all don't like it, take it.
Thank you, bar, thank you, b You're welcome, guys, Happy birthday.
Is so much Shopping for girls on their birthday is
like so intimidating, Like I've been stressed out all day,
like it. It smells amazing?
Is that the one?
I know?
Isn't that so cute? Think it's like a little butterfly
smells good.
It smells like the little the classic one really a
little bit. But yeah, oh I like you For some reason.
When it's dark, it just feels like it's like, yeah, intense, like.
It's the paradox is so cute. Wow, it was like
I know she loves her.
I wanted to get, but they didn't have the big
bottle of it, so I was like, okay, I can't
go with a little bottle.
My god, I love this girl and me a little bottle.
I was like, what it's this? You can't do the
little A little bottle A boss ass beach. Thank you
that y'all love them groups.
We loves skirts here.
They smack that ass, smack that ass until its poke
a dot my girl.
My girl can't ask me like I'm gonna deal burping baby?
Who's on this track? I would? All right, So when
y'all going to the club this week, these.
Little dogs of them, is this part of our gift.
To the hold you guys balloons? There's like a little
dog balloon.
But I'm like, I'm sure they'll do something, but yeah,
I'll put it in your nurses station.
I don't know what the nurse's station looks like, but
top five songs, birthday songs that when I go up
there and tell y'all the DJ is chopping Kiki's birthday.
What song y'all don't want to hear the drunk you guys,
I never put my own talked together. After I just
out here, Wayne at least.
You'll here is long enough. They couldn't see. But that's
what you because I try to shake us for forty
days and forty nights and I only gave him a
little one two somebody, what do they got to do
with shoes?
I want to shake my ass cut and then nobody
tell you to do that. Mm hmm.
Kik, this is the thing.
Kiki came back and told me to close her off.
And that's why I said the motherfucking illusion because I
looked up at her booty.
Her was open, and I'm like, honey, I shrunk the kids.
No.
I felt like Michael Jackson. He was like, set it
on my face? What's happening here?
All right?
Five words? Birthday songs? What songs don't y'all want to hear?
Yes?
If I go to the DJ, it's y'all birthday. What
don't you want him to drive better?
Not play that Stevie Wonder that came in at number four.
I don't want to hear.
I'm just I'm just over it. I don't want to hear.
It's my birthday.
Time me up.
That's sexy red, is it? That's sexy red Okay, it's
not on here, yep, But I don't want to hear that.
I don't want to hear it.
All along for my birthday is that. That's probably number two.
I don't want to fucking here. I want to hear it.
I do not want to.
But it's no shame to to change or nothing like that.
I should be an answer, y'all. So I don't want
to hear that ship nobody wants to when it first
came out, yes, twenty years later.
No, unless you're like Corney, older person. Whatever? What what
number dude? Go go in the club?
Number three so number one Ratchet, Happy Birthday by Drake,
Number two Birthday Songs by two Chains.
Ye what's on there? Oh yeah, easy Lizzy? How ye
did it? Huh?
It's your birthday you deserve to be by Yeah, okay.
Number three in the club by fifty cent. Number four
Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder and number five Birthday Sex
by Jeremiah Oh five worst birthday birthday sex?
Like is your birthdays?
Oh?
You know, we been up right help.
But I'm glad that they don't them. It's not laid
out though, like I feel like all them other ones.
They like over it and that's what you need.
Some new birthday songs? No yeah birthday, No birthday Yeah
sexy Raders song January thirty first, the fact that it's
January thirty first, which is.
Cold saying, fucking with my bitch on her worsthday.
She ain't never got asked for ship on her birthday.
Hell, speaking of that, what do you guys want for
your birthday?
You know what?
Wont we know what?
Kiki? What she wants?
I do?
I want to have something on my risk by next week,
by next next time.
We shoot this at not my sister wants.
So for her, she want her wrist buzz down for
her birthday, So you better be nice tell them what
you want because closed mouths don't get fair.
What you want keep that's what I want. But she's
super single right now to.
Plus, we could have start a go honey okay, but
if we if we did it and you got it, fine,
I'll do it. You don't have to do it. I'll
be like you, guys, I'm starting to go funny for
wanting at all.
How much does that damn thing costs?
It don't cost that much?
What's not that much to y'all?
Like ten thousand.
Oh okay, maybe being for surgery and businesses and other things.
Where yet answer with your fat ass co shrek, Oh
my god, what you want?
What you want? I don't know what I want. I
saw this really nice coffee table that I like.
Yeah, it was cute.
It's like I have the side tables that match, but
their golden they have like a drip to it, are
so cute.
No, it's not how much it's seven hundred really?
Yeah?
Mm hmm, how ship I.
Don't know, or just like perfume or like, I don't know,
pay me give me some money for some my hair
or something like, yeah, I don't know.
I don't think too much too far into birthday gifts.
I'm want some jeery too, so start playing it.
Some earrings, I'm like, I want some ear rings every day,
white or some gold.
I like roads gold. I like like, I like white gold.
Are wearing these fake ass stories. Don't you got some?
I don't like them, Let me have them. You don't
like they're ugly?
They look like they're looking I mean, square pair, square circle,
look like bottom like forever ago on some humbug Like
I'm rushing, Let me go to the jury store and
buy some earrings that must.
But you know what, those girls, we actually have it
so easy, like you got the Louise on they're fake,
I mean not fake Louis, but.
But like you know Louis the time, Gucci like they they.
It's not even it's crazy, doesn't make any tiffany silver.
They actually have real gold too, and it's expensive as ship.
But but we haven't. We have it easy like these
little things.
Even we can get away. All right, So it's cancer season.
Do y'all feel like y'all have the cancer traits? And
then like with y'all being twins, do y'all have traits
that y'all feel like y'all share or that are different
between you guys?
Can you look up the cancer you feel like?
Cancers are pretty, they're a little misunderstood. You gotta be
a cancer to know, like the world stamps us as.
That's all I know?
You know, cancer, that's not it's not necessarily accurate, like
I say all the time, like they call us emotional,
but I truly feel like we just feel every emotion heavily,
Like if I'm shitty, I'm going to take it to hell,
Like if I'm laughing. I'm going to laugh hysterio if
I'm sad, of course I'm gonna cry. But deeply intuitive,
intuitive as fucked, very accurate, protective, and highly emotionally intelligent.
They retreat into their heart shells when it's feeling vulnerable.
But because that's its profound compassion. I appreciate that that
sentence is right there, because oh.
Y'all water sign ruled by the moon. Yes, love that.
My baby's birthday is June twentieth and cancer start June
twenty first.
That's crazy. So I feel like he's a Gemini. He's
a Gemini cancer.
Like, yeah, just fucked up, just crybaby, mean mood swingy.
I'd be like, well, Tashi used.
To always say that I'm a Virgo at heart, which
I find like a little offensive.
But but we're like virgo moon zones.
Yeah see, I don't know, like I feel like like
when they call us crybabies and they call us emotional,
it's just like, there's so many different emotions. Sadness, that's
not the only emotion there is.
I feel like I feel every.
Emotion, probably more than like everybody else. But that doesn't
mean I'm emotionally expressive. So I'm not no motherfucking craw baby,
but I might feel some shit heavier than like my counterparts.
So what are your favorite signs to like deal with?
Like geminis my guilty pleasure though like every Gemini I
ever met was cool as shit friends scorpios, but my.
Guilty pleasure I'm not gonna hold.
You is like virgos. Like I feel like virgos they
have you, like super in love with They ask, but
they're like, not good for you, if that makes because
Time'm over here so invested because my little friend is
a Virgo, tell me more I know about it. Take careful,
ooh what careful? You are perfectionists. They want you to
be fucking perfect. That's him they are like, because Virgo
is my love hate sign, like right, guilty pleasure, and
then I fuck with Leo's too.
But Virgos they are very easy.
They hold you, They try to hold you to a
very high standard in that sense, they end up being them.
There is he a Virgo, he's a Leo? Okay, Next,
it's y'all birthday. Tell ye it's about to be motion
mounth birthday. He turning nineteen graduation?
That was funny, Oh, I haven't got to talk to
them us. It's five twenty somewhere. Else it's five twenty somewhere.
Will be hosting. What day We'll get back to y'all
for sure, the twenty third one of them. We think
it's July twenty third week. What day of the week.
It's Friday.
It's Motion Mount's birthday at Toby though, and we're gonna
be hosting everybody that's in Indy and any surrounding cities
come in because it's gonna be the twins birthday to
its motion birthday. Friend.
Oh yeah, come on out.
We still still beches, Bridge niggas, babbages for him, Bridge
niggas for us, Chicken wings for Barbie, and yeah, I
know that's right because it's for Barbie. Y'all come out,
come on out.
Oh my understood. And oh oh okay, I like them.
Oh, I like the niggas for me. Yeah, I like
the everybody. Just everybody, come out, the strikes, everybody. We're
gonna have an amazing time. We believe it is July
twenty third.
At hole Bidos. We're gonna get it.
To make sure it on work that day. Yeah, that's
the only thing I look at he said something to me,
and I just kind of forgot. But yeah, oh, y'all,
we gotta talk about how we're not going on our
trip anymore. You're not going no, okay, but let me
tell you why. First of all, this is why I
will never not pay that extra bit of money to
cancel for free, because let me just say, I'm off. Sorry,
Congress it's a movie, because if I had to work
then it would just be.
Okay. So the first person to fall off was Barbie.
Okay, that put a damper on this situation, but we're
not blaming you. No, understandable, so boom So also met
y'all know, I'm like in the process of moving and
ship we'll supposed to move and everything.
Congratulations, so thank you.
So my moving date was the fourteenth, which is the
day right before we were going to leave, So I
let Trump know. I'm like, we're not going to be
able to make it to I can't do the trip
because I moved the day before. Like that's just too close.
So that's not realistic. Yeah, I mean it's unrealistic.
Tell me why.
My property manager called me yesterday to like tell me
that they had.
Move my moving date to the thirty first. Wow, y'all
had already.
News to me. No, I just found out yesterday. So yeah,
four hours.
Four between it and wait, so they charge your cancelation fee.
No, we just know because so the we paid like
extra a piece or something like that, twenty extra piece
something like that, just to be able to cancel for free,
which I would never not do that on a girls trip.
Because it's I'm just gonna go by myself. Fuck y'all.
When you going, I don't know, probably like the end
of the month or something when the next time that
I took a little block of time off.
But yeah, well that fucking sucks. We suck. But happy birthday, y'all,
we do suck. Happy Indiana. Well we're gonna turn this
bitch up. So yeah, wen, it's okay. We're going this week.
Oh this nigga said back to back.
Let me see, Yeah, because we need to take a shot.
In peace stead a goddamn birthday trip.
R I P.
But oh yeah, we can be a move. Oh I
thought he said the booth.
I'm like, yeah, we can get We're getting the booth
for getting on somebody who can get us in the yo.
We got we got we got some some this that
we gotta yeo, and we're trying to get on. We're
trying to get on the motherfucking uh.
We gotta yell in here. The fact we just killing
his bottle is hilarious. No, because why do we want
to get on the track so bad? We got a
whole podcast. We can pop our ship on here.
I don't know, because what if we made us really
slashed bullshit slaps video bro our song, our song gonna
be on the same frequency as them niggas off of
Brown Sugar. When they was like the whole is mine
talking about no he don't know he yeahs line.
They was like the or No, what was that song?
It's this song that has been on my head so bad,
nasty tricking. Y'all don't remember running ten off a Brown
Sugar rings the bell?
I don't wow.
What was your most memorable cultured? What was your most
memorable birthday?
Probably were y'all thirteen when we turned twelve? No, we
did turn thirteen thirteen. What happened?
This is the struggle of having a summer birthday. This
was before phones and social media.
Like summer birthdays are lit. Some people had phones, but
not everybody.
So you know, when we was thirteen, nobody was texting
a friends. Like. It wasn't no social media you could
keep track of people with bro. So we had like
a summer birthday. We like on the last day of school,
handing out birthday invitations. This is in May to our
birthday in July for our thirteenth birthday.
Bitch, one person showed up. I had that happen. Guess
who's best friend? It was yours. I did my part.
It was only one, bitch.
She didn't have to come either, and we still and
we still only got one. Like, I was going down
the list for our birthday dinner, right, I'm only inviting
one other than you. So Kiki was like, I don't
have any friends to invite except for Barbie.
She said, should we invite Barbie? I'm like, I don't know.
What the fun was that about.
Trump, I was not.
No. We was just going like make it a sister things.
She even was like, should we invite our daddy? Like
should we just do it a sister things? You just
do a sister you know, invite because your sister.
Was it just the sisters?
Yeah?
It was so cute.
Yeah, she had a cute little birthday.
Y'all do really cute things like y'all. Sisters are super
into the themes, y'all that uh did with triple Place.
So their sister she turned twenty four twenty five, and
so she did a SpongeBob theme party and they dressed
up as SpongeBob characters.
Go to their page and check it out. It was
super cute. Troup was mister Crabs, you were Barnacle boy.
I was man. Also, she said, Sis, everybody keeps asking
where you got your mermaid man coustume.
Did you'll get hilarious Amazon? Amazon? Yeah? That was superlenked
on my Amazon store. Tramp has the money in the
back pocket. It was so was so cute. I love it. Well,
thanks for inviting me to the party, y'all. Sisters like me,
I can come.
Yeah. No, they so well that you didn't have anything
to do. On the fourth, they were like, why you
didn't tell her to go?
I was like, I didn't know this, bitch. I didn't
have nothing to do. I don't have no friends.
We have a we don't have friends.
Oh my god, later is listen.
This is one of that's one of my favorite summer pastimes.
Killing flies.
No, I don't beef with nobody in this world more
than I beef with flies. If a fly get to
my house.
I go to war.
To war. I'm in a jungle like I'm hunting your ass.
I love it when they get behind the blinds and
it's like, oh, bitch, I got you.
Ready to bust my damn window to kill a Fly'll
got fly swatters? No, I used brooms. I used I
used like them up with a serious assassins of y'all
killing the fly like a ninja. Oh ship, get this
fly gonna lie?
Sometimes I'll smack the ship off.
I got into a fight against the window.
I got into a flight with a fly. But my thing,
I got in a fight. I was in a room
that fly. He that fly didn't give a funk y'all.
It kept zipping back at me. It was we were
fighting like, well, you know they got any advantage of
hers because the way that they see the world, it's
in like slower motion than us.
Yeah, if you catch a fly, you your hands is
with it. Yeah you really like that.
I opened up on windows and then you know, they
try to go get fresh air, and then I shut
the window down and watch them suffocate.
I like that.
Yeah, they're not really suffocating because the wind is blowing
on they got they die though, Why do they die
because they double Just kidding, I have double windows. But
they probably still wouldn't suffocate because they would still have
an air probably, Yeah, but they die in there so
nice or when you watch them down the drain because.
Once you get the wings wet, they can't do ship.
Okay, it's Peter about this or they don't care about
in six I'm sure they don't. They're past.
They're past. If Peter is fighting for flies. They need
to touch grass. The fuck you.
Touch grass and kiss my ass?
Speaking of ass, I hope you guys have some cake.
Are gonna be on your ass for your photo shoot?
When's the photo shoot? What's happening? We're not doing I
told you I'm not with that whole photo shoot ship
right now at this point in my life, because do
you ever feel like like when on a dead photo
shoots in the past, I just feel like they don't
perform as well as like real life pictures.
They notin't even add.
And it's like, bitch, I'm not about to spend five
hundred dollars no for real, it'd be more than that really,
And it's like, bitch, how to do all these shipping
And I'm stressing the day of and gotta get my
makeup done and I'm rushing to get here and rushing
it bro first on pictures.
Bro, No, suck my dick. I'm cool.
Fuck of the shoot. I do not care any bitch,
I'm not taking a photo shoot. Well, I already told
you how I feel. How I feel about birthdays. I'm
not going all out for a birthday for real. My
dog died like I'm fucking sad.
Also, she's not letting I'm not.
Also, y'all chat tell trap, I'm trying to do this
a little real.
In our Poka bikinis.
The yellow Poka dot bikini say she wore for the
first time today.
Do you remember that I do? It was a commercial,
but yeah, I'm still trying to get a trap to
do this real.
I bought all the pieces, the only thing except for
like two, and we already got our bikinis and everything.
And it's going to be fire though.
Wants to create and director and I don't mind doing
the real. Y'all quit acting like, go get the cooler
and go get the picture and then oh.
It's sounding here. I can't wait to see it. So
if we don't do it, blame Trot. We're definitely blaming trop.
Okay, can you play My My Real with Webby please?
Webby?
Yeah, because you know what y'all bitches is getting old
like Webby.
Now look at this when they play that, when they
play that birthday song.
In the club, it's gonna be y'all nat'll.
Yeah, Webby Lee went out.
He had a linen shirt on him. He was getting hot.
But I know Webby is about to be here in
the city soon and Webby done eighteenth, so now we
can go because you're okay.
So we got plans Faverite game coming to the Fever.
There's so much that we was gonna make.
Fever have been.
So we got a Feverite game coming up. Lemon drop
Fast the Wool is coming up in the city on
the eighteenth, after the.
Limit d making that, Pa, Bro, I'm not don't worry
after the limit dropping, because what you don't want. I
was talking about how hot it was out there last year.
Well, Portia has a cabana so we can be chill.
I'm just like, do I ever feel like, you know what.
I'm gonna hold this thought finish, go ahead and say it,
because I ain't talking about it, like I know, like
I know we'd be outside. I ain't talking about the day.
I'm like, I was just so somebody just flows I go.
I was just telling somebody this.
Like that's so I need the floor, I need to gamble.
I'm saying hello, no, because they was just talking about us,
talking over each other in the comments. So if y'all talking,
then I'm gonna let you talk. What about you?
Y'all they were talking about you know, they was not okay,
what you gotta say? You ever would be outside? What
do we be outside? And what she drunk?
So okay nothing. So anyways, he was asking about the
whole lemon drop thing or whatever, and I'm just like, no,
not my thing. I'm like, I'm sorry, I don't go
out like I know we'd be outside because sometimes like okay,
it's night time now, we might go to the club
or whatever we might host or whatever. But it's just like,
you're not really about to catch me at a brunch,
You're about to catch me at a day party. Like
that's just oh, that's my vib that's not mine. Love it,
don't hooka hate it. I love. I love outdoor events,
I love brunch, and I love day parties because.
Give me in, give me in before ten. I never
go in before ten.
Bitch, if you go to that party, gonna be out
all night most time after the Hendred bring back the
Hendricks experience, that you'll be too turned up to go anywhere.
That's all the event that SHI turned into a whole whole.
So the reason that I was couldn't go to the
trip because I'm back working again. But that's what made
me just think of this is that the last Hendrix
experience I went to, I had worked.
The next day.
We the last thing I remember we was leaving outside
of the club. It was supposed to go to Georgia Street.
I woke up the next day around two o'clock pm.
I was naked.
I didn't know where my car keys or nothing. But
I was in the bed with my best friend. You
know in movies when they turn and it's blurry and
they're looking like where are they at? That's what was happening.
I looked over with my best friend next to me.
She was naked too.
I know.
We didn't do anything. We just some naked people and
I was just like, that's cool. No, not that best friend.
And then I looked around and we was in we
wasn't he and in her house. We was in another
friend's house. The friend wasn't there. I'm just like what
And I just remember that was my favorite party, Like
that's the only place I used to go out to.
You we used to go when he first started doing them,
and then you know, they started getting fedteran fedteran federer
to the point where I'm like like, I don't know
they'd be so fat.
Now it's like, I don't know, have you ever got
sasshaded out the club?
Like by men? Like come on, let's go, oh honey,
Have I I got sas shade out of the Hendricks experience?
What girl? Unhand me? You wilder beast the horses here?
He was like, this dude was all in my face
talking to me. He grabbed my arm and was like
watch y'ut bro and took me out. And I was
just like that was so nice compared to my experience.
I won't Okay, however, I don't even know where we
where I was going with this when we were talking, Oh,
you said no brunches and and things like that.
I'm not a girl. I'm not a wrench girl.
No, but I sort of got once you would be
out that one for that early party, you out the
rest of the whole rest.
I don't be done. I'd be done like experience.
And Hendrick's experience was kind of like a hybrid, like
it would go into the night a little bit an
then motherfuckers.
Would go to.
Archer Street or you know where. We were surviving off
that good old food the liquor, and it was good.
I used to get the little lamp ch catfish and chicken.
That catfish chicken in two sides.
And were when I first started on used to still
be open so we would be in age to like
memorable memorable nights.
Yeah, how about y'all some ladies, you know all the
stops put this on.
You're so softfulful?
Are you?
Are you? What other color are you?
I'm not?
It's real tea. I want lavender. Okay, I got you,
I got you. Hold on you hook y'all.
Up, and.
I know I got you. Know she gave you the
blue Oh you picked them up?
You ate.
Welcome to her?
Why oh you did it's the bun.
No, they can't hear it on the mic. You're giving
outside away.
My knee cracked so hard earlier, and all I did
was straighten it every time I said, dick my knee crack,
every time I ride dick my knee.
I've wrote for a record. I'm talking about when you.
Get down there, but once I'm down there, it's cool,
but it's like, as no, you don't just be cracked
cracked snapper and pop.
It are you?
And the imagine it with a young like.
I need.
You need no calcium pills, No, for real, I need
to start back lift and weight so that'll get my
bones back right.
I wrote about forty five minutes and I was.
Like, okay, you.
On your kneeth of them with that real lazy right though?
Were you kind of leaning forward a little bit? Oh yeah, yeah,
not the lean back and grind, but the one where
one where you lean forward and bounce like kind of
like this, like hold on, let me turn where you
go like this?
You just kind of bounce it. My ans don't do that. Okay,
I'm at thanks perfect shout out.
To the Laylas.
Lace Lace girl. No, but yeah, now it was you
gotta know the lazy bounce. I'm like, the lazy version
is like grinding. But I don't know. I do both.
I bounce, I grind, I do feet, I do knees.
I do you know. It's just you gotta do a
make sure and keep yourself moving around so that you
don't get tired.
But I tell niggas straight up, you got two bounces
in the world, and I'm down from there them.
I don't want to know this anymore. I've got you.
It's just the on the balls of my feet. Now listen.
Now that takes some strength.
Baby.
We only got so long. But you'll get up there
and you'll be challenging yourself to just you feel like.
You know what he's saying is it's like, bro, if
I'm like breathing real hard in your ears, like are
you fat bitch?
I don't care, listen all in your mouth and ship, Yeah,
I don't care what. You know what Gloria say, you
gotta make the breathing hard sexy you ship.
I don't know.
I'll just be breathing. You want to want me to
get down?
I add them on to it, and then it's like
you're breathing hard but it's like you gotta mm hmm
about how niggas we haven't sensitive stomach y'all a nigga
that didn't want you to put.
Your weight on his stomach. No, I'm like, bitch, ain't
letting on your stomach.
I ain't that big.
That so babing my stomach. This was if this was
a muscular nigga, that ship would.
Oh you chest or no when they in front of you,
just be like and you just feel the red bro.
I'll be like, I'm not playing. I'll be like, you
look so fucking yeah like you.
I didn't. I feel like sexy sounds like so old
people are fine.
I think that's but Ship, I didn't literally thought like, nigga,
your body is sexiest.
I love I love it.
You got a perky chest, you got some big ass
nice I'm talking about like we're doing it. I'm just like.
Touching, yes, yes, and I'm just like, what the fuck me?
And snipples yeah yeah, yeah. I've been told to Scott.
He hain't had it. It's what's good on here. That's
how you feel inside or when feeling.
Sorry when you hit him with the peaky and you
hit it with the peaky because you down there one
nevermin think here she goes here, she got never mind. God,
I'm saying, when you downstairs and then y'all standing up
at you on your knees and ship and you look
your pinky and you hit his nipple.
Oh I thought you were saying one and the stinky.
That's trump traffic. Oh no, don't you.
Don't you dare start that? Oh look, twin drama.
The next real for me? Please start some ship. Look
look what look at it?
It's so funny, my sister, I'm about to get jumped
some big bitches.
Relatable.
No, I swear to god, it'd be like that, she said,
doesn't make no sense, ses on like you about to
get me beat up.
This used to be me with my cousins.
Stuff, my cousins, they don't care about nothing. It can
be thirty bitches, ten niggas outside with baseball bats and bottles,
and my cousins be like, I don't give fuck.
I don't give a fuck. I'd be like, bitch, I
do one thing. I'm gonna go out there, one thing
about it.
Though, you be having your designated cousin or in RCAs,
you're designated sisters who you know with the shits they
when they sliding whenever, whatever, they don't give a fuck,
Like you can pull them out the bed, you can
pick them up from their nigga house, and they gonna slide.
Not me, my cousin, Like my cousins should go out there.
If it's thirty people, she's gonna rank about tea in
by herself.
I can only fight one to two people, baby. So
if it's thirty people and I can only fight one
to two, I'm about to be up on somebody like
this liked your locks?
Oh my god that they scalped me.
Okay, so listen like fighting, First of all, how do
y'all feel about fighting at this big age? It's not happening,
Like it would literally have to be something that I
couldnot avoid to fight at this big age.
I'm not with it. I don't fuck with it.
I ain't gonna lie. I had a case. I had
a pending a battery case that got thrown out because
I was in the syy, but I couldn't work as
a Nurse's serious, like, bitch, y'all, I'm sorry you could
hold me, bitch. Hey, really, I'm not for that. I'm
not really trying to get hold However, I to get
hold the thing, but you got it, bro, I had
to be a stripper, like only for a minute because
of that.
Yeah, and it's not worth it. No gonna hold you
my job. They ask you every year did you catch you?
In cases? This year did you catch They don't care
if it's a miss the mirror. They want to know.
So I definitely get that. However, I don't know.
I feel like more and so dude, I'm definitely not
trying to fight when certain ship is going on. When
I got break, like how you gotta look. Don't fight
me with no motherfucking not list than my motherfucking head.
Don't fight me when my nails are long. Don't fight
me when I'm with my kid. Oh, I don't even
find me when I got heels on, like take them
bitches off, Like I don't want to. It's so many scenarios.
I don't want to fight. I just feel like at
this age, we you know we can avoid it, like
a lot of a lot of because I was thinking
and fight, but a lot of lines are avoidable, like
especially if you're not being childish. So bitch, I'm trying
to avoid them. I ain't gonna lie. Like the only
time I probably feel like people my body I gotta
fight is if I was wanting to get cheated on
me or something. But if I ran down, then my
hair is probably rapped. I'm probably already on this type.
That's not gonna say like I think now this big agent.
My only issues used to be me like yeah, because
the point I will try to fight them on if
I'm drunk or something. But I don't remembering you know.
That situation told me one of her friends, Thank you,
Gilly Papa. How does she know that we were talking
about her though? But did so? The friend knew the story, okay,
And I keep sitting these cities up all night.
So if you want to start to go from me
for a boot job, I'm trying to have my titties out.
But Bart gave us fucking late. Take them on, take
them off, take your off.
I just wanted to tell that's all that you had
to say. But I rapped with her about that, and
I talked to her about it. It's just honestly, even
when we reap with shit on the show, it's just.
Like like when your friends was why she do that?
Why she do that?
He was like, I don't know, but it was like
I was just drunk. I don't know either, and I
don't remember that that shit was just on some drunk shit.
I don't know.
Y'all stay tuned into it and hopefully she starts watching
as well.
So we're not a bad guy. But it's the liquor.
I hate it when we bring up this fucking topic.
By the way it is, y'all knows. It's trot birthday
and everything. Why I had this nigga right, he for
whatever reason, he was my boyfriend, and he used to
always forget my age. He always thought that I was
younger than what I actually was. Even when I used
to like correct him. He's still like, We'll be talking
about age like months down the line or something, and
he'll still say some crazy shit like.
It's twenty nine. So anyway, it's so boomed.
So we had bro up or whatever, and we was
just chilling, cooling, and he was talking about like who
he was dealing with because we were no longer together
or whatever. Y'all know, I don't even play them type games,
but he was like saying like that the girl he
was talking to was older and shit. So I'm like, okay, cool,
I'm like, he with an older bitch and she's probably
less toxic, less argumentative or.
Whatever, y'all.
Wow, Way later in life, I find out who the
nigga was fucking with.
The bitch the same age as me. He said he
had an old thing.
Yes, I just he always used to refer to her
as the older beach, like an older beach, and I'm
just like, okay, wait, she's like a year or two
older than me.
Now that's the same.
Though, what's the older nigga to y'all? Like if you say.
Forty ball is an older nigga, Okay, but I'm just
like a nigga older.
But yeah, I'm just like, he really don't know my age.
She don't even know homegirl got only a year or
two on me.
But yeah, mm hmm. Wow. He even thinks that sisters
that are younger than me are older than me. Your sisters, yes,
when you said sisters my.
Black brothers, I think so.
I never tried the number one song.
How can you forget that that that's youful, that's me?
She sings like that member.
Yeah, it was a mazy gray song, though I forget
what the topic was that we were singing a song
about and he said, I brought the song up, but
it was like a white people's song.
He was like, no, this more. What minds your business?
I'm trying to see.
I remember I told them to put the like the
mirror like in front of they was like, no, this
is gonna just look at herself the whole.
Why would y'all say me? Wha co cohort? Covert? What's
that mean? Words on the rocks? Google it? But words
from the block, though, hits with you. All the different.
Forms of et cetera, That the different forms of words
that black people use for et cetera. Like me, for instance,
I'm a girl. I'm more of a wooty woo school
or blah blah blah.
That's me. I'm like blah blah blah. Like damn, I
know I say something what I be saying like I
can't remember what I said X.
Y zyz, I've used x y z.
I don't know if boom.
In this situation, but.
I think I'm a blah blah blah ya YadA, YadA,
YadA too.
You ever do that, malk you sophisticated say or whatever
like okay or whatever you know, he was telling me
this or whatever.
Like I say that a lot. I also say, you know,
I'd be like, you.
Know that good one, good wine.
But it'd be annoying me because I'd be like, what, like,
what is the this and the that we need? I
need all of the It's just like some steady the
stuff Y'll be leaving out that be important? Boom and yeah, yeah, yeah,
what's been going on with Love Island kicking?
So they're down to the final four or whatever. The
final four couples, the one that I was rooting for,
did not make it, however, so one thing I will say,
just to piggyback off of words from The Rocks Word's
friend the Block, I'm bad.
One thing I will say about that show.
They'd be like, so they be coupled up, and then
they'd be like, the next step is, oh, we're exclusive
or oh we're closed off? Right, So one of the
final four couples, she her and her dude announced that
they were exclusive or they was closed off, and her
best friend in the house she was like, oh, so,
y'all a situation ship and she was offended because she's like, there, no,
I just.
Feel like, are y'all boyfriend and girlfriend or not?
You know, like if you're saying, oh, I'm closed off
or or we're exclusive, that's just another way of saying, oh,
I guess we're to me. That's like we're talking because
do we go together or not? Are we boyfriend and girlfriend? No,
we're not boyfriend and girlfriends, but we're dating exclusively to
get to that point, but about what is the way about?
Just some people need a little more time.
So this means so this means that we're dating exclusively.
We're not gonna try other people. But this is a
set pre before us being in a relationship, because once
you get in a relationship, like once we put a
stamp on it that we're a girlfriend and boyfriend, in
my head, it's like, okay, we're a long term like yeah,
I'm going over her people house or her his people
house for Thanksgiving type shit. You know, like but so.
So then then it is friend. It's situationship. A situationship
is disrespectful. Situationship is like that's how the situation is.
Like low key and you're like fucking around, and it's like,
y'all could probably fuck with other people and not call
each other out. Because it's like we're not even trying
to be in a relationship. We're just comfortable with where
we're at. It's a situationship, like whatever the situations are.
There's no promotions.
But no, let me say this, in a situationship, whatever
the situation is, that's keeping y'all from.
Being able to be together. That's that's what that is.
When we're exclusively dating, we know that we're trying to
get to this, okay.
But you can't come to Thanksgiving dinner people your situationship.
I feel like you can have a situationship with your
ex like, oh, we're exits, so we're not together, but
I love this nigga. I'll fuck with this nigga right now.
And that's we're a situationship and.
You've been in a long term situation with him before.
Are just circumstantial term committed relationship because it's because of
whatever situation. Should exclusively dating not be synonymous too and boyfriend? Now?
What the fuck is the difference between oh we're exclusive boyfriend?
If we're exclusive exclusively dating, I feel like you have
to say the exclusively dating part, seeing where exclusive means
is just me and you.
That's exclusively dating.
When I hear exclusively we're dating, we're we're still trying
to see if we want to be boyfriend and girlfriends.
We're not fucking with other people.
Okay, See that's a y'all thing.
And I also feel like that's a generational thing as well,
like but as the times goes by your life relationship,
you spend the day with him and then y'all never
but that's all my relationships that I ever had in
my life. They was like, you're gonna do my girl
on like day two, and that's how that shit happened.
That's how I feel like, that's a gen z thing.
Why the fuck are we taking today to become girlfriend?
And because this big age?
Do you really want to do that? Don't you know?
That's what I feel like. It's a sign of the times,
Like that is a it's a.
Sign of maturity, it's a sign of growth. Give me
some liquor, Nobody at It's just fucking Mike.
Nobody asked this nigga, you want liquor or champagne? Liquor, liquor.
It's just a sign of growth and being like, hey,
I want to feel this person out a little bit
more like but you have too much, like a relationship
with Mike, his father, I should have exclusively dated him.
But for another thing, that's another thing too, like he
has the luxury of seeing dating at it from a
different less than us because he's gen z right, So
even like how the girls group who did the same thing?
Who what?
Who knew who dated around? Okay, all right, but for
the most part, I feel like when y'all was younger,
do y'all not feel like y'all was super quick to
cuff a nigga or they were super quick to cuff
you and you went, yeah your name. Yeah, true when
we were young. Different now because we know that society's
we are better. But also I feel like because of
social media, they the younger, they see that just like
how they see like be slower to have a nigga baby.
It's the same thing, like that we bumped our heads
for them, so now we're all on the same levels.
We learned them, Like, oh god, we learned y'all lessons
for y'all. Champagne, I would hope the fuck not.
He obviously wouldn't. Hypothetically, I don't know that right, I would.
Yeah, that's a new term though, because I feel like
back in the day. It is though a little bit
because I feel.
Like back in the day when the nigga like I
want you to be mine you, we was going.
I feel like for us, we saw our parents were married,
and then like when I was a kid, most of
like the relationships that we saw in real life and
on movies, it was like a lot of like more
long term ship. I feel like maybe the younger people
below us, like they saw motherfuckers like having baby daddies
and dating around and stuff like that, so they like
approaching daty differently.
Yeah, it only makes sense.
I'm literally, I'm literally going through this right now, and
my biggest thing with it is see with caution.
Yeah, And I just feel like to get to like
Michael said, to try to learn somebody while you're already.
Who said, Well, I'm saying to learn the want it
it's too late because what if I learned something that
I don't like. But with me being in a relationship
with you now, it's kind of it's different, Like we're
kind of more tidy. You can't just like break it off.
I'm sorry. I want to be able to cut ties
when and it takes a minute to learn all the
different les somebody and then these men, a lot of
them be capping at first, and so the women do.
Because I'm definitely a cap That's why you need that time.
Like everything, I like to cook, I like to clean.
I shut that stay because are your academy or not?
Do you be watching me on this pot or not?
Everybody watching me on the pot watching I can cook?
I just don't care to. I can cook. I can cook.
I actually can cook.
I just don't things. Are you?
What's your dish? What do you bring?
Some of the green beans?
Okay, green beans is mindy and I'm just gonna shove
with some waters. Just some liquor. Oh bitch, I'm gonna
bring some liquor, liquor. I know how to cook. I
just don't care to be in the kitchenles. It's hilarious.
It was hot, y'all.
What would pitch off if somebody showed up at the
function with it.
Some some store ball potato salad. Oh that's a good one.
That's a good one.
We're gonna eat that. Y'all know. I've been I've been
on my Love Island beings lately.
And one of them niggas showed up to friends giving
with a roll of paper tails that wasn't even in
the plastic.
No trif Like, bitch, you making us look bad? Why
would you show up?
Yes?
Do y'all do? Workplace pot looks? Y'all don't.
I don't partake. I did win a chili contest one time.
Kind of person. So my daddy made the chili I won.
You made a jacquelinarn contest one time? My baby daddy
made the jacquelnern.
It was the like we've always been saying. It was amazing.
You want the chili contest at your dad.
They want the chili contest our neighborhood.
My daddy made it, so y'all didn't win, he said, Cautina.
They're not gonna let me win.
So I'm gonna make it and put your name on
it because they'll let you win because they be hating
on me. I'm like, okay, cool.
See I knew I was going before I even went
with him, and that Jackuel Internet.
Workplace pot looks. How do y'all feel about workplace romance?
Shout out to Shout out to Nick to zero is
this our super chat?
Yes?
Through the world two Z roads three Shout out to
you he said, what's your feelings on workplace romance? How
do y'all feel? My opinion is I'm not doing it,
and if.
I work, I work at a hospital, obviously, I just
don't want to be the nurse getting cracked by no
because they gonna talk and renne mouth and then they're gonna.
Be like, oh, yeah, no, I'm sorry. I don't want
to do it.
And I don't think it's anything wrong with it, like
people used to meet their partners at work and stuff
like that, but something just not right about it to me.
I just feel like in a lot of workspaces these days,
especially at our age, these niggas got wives and ship. Yeah.
Like, so I've been in the workplace and the nigga,
I mean, he was. He was holier than that, y'all.
He was using like the Bible to get closer to
me get some He was definitely married, y'all.
He was.
He bought me a Bible. I brought that motherfucker home.
My baby daddy threw that motherfucker across the room.
That's not cool.
He watched the Bible. I'm like, don't act like that
got me this Bible for real. But I'm just saying it's.
And then like hindsight, I'm just thinking like, okay, it's
just innocent whatever.
It ain't that. But in my brain now I'm.
Just like this nigga was tru in the lord's name,
in the lord's name and the job name, I don't know. Well,
I've had a workplace in Romance and I do ain't
have that many jobs.
You had a work hubby. I had a work cubby.
And how was the thrill of walking past everybody knowing
that I was getting drilled to the thrilled.
It was so thrilling, like I would like, brush up again.
You were aware, you weren't embarrassed.
Once everybody started finding out, it was more people were
just like once everybody started finding out, it kind of
pissed me off, because shut up, why do y'all care
that much? And I know, and that's what they do.
They fixate on that, like a nurse was cracking because
the nurses they used to and it was always a
white nurse cracking a black CNA or a tech and
it would always be like a rumor and I'm just like,
that will never be me one. I don't give a
fuck if I'm cracking a tech or a nurse or
a doctor.
I don't care.
You're not about to talk about me cracking none of
these niggas in here. It's so many niggas to choose from.
Bro Okay, I'm not. It was so it was the
thrill of it, Like I like being in the same
room with you and your girlfriend.
The fact that she don't know turns me on what
she'll never yes that we got this thing going.
It's so terrible, okay, but it was definitely fun. But
like I said, I ain't got no damn job. I
got a job now because.
Exterri praise report she got a job. I passed the
drug test.
Let me tell you she got a job on these.
Drug tests for whatever reason. Don't quote me, but a
lot of the time they're not trusting for marijuana anymore.
Oh good test for that.
In the w n b A just gonna say they're
gonna you're gonna test positive for myth, Like why wouldn't
say that?
On the podcast?
Here is our girls teeth intact, Thank you, birth, her
skin not peeling away.
Thank you, Saucy Sentanao. Okay, oh yeah, so do you guys.
I'm sorry this is so random.
I know we're talking about birthdays, but do you know
so like, have you ever thought about, like when you die,
that whatever you got on will be your ghost out
fit for all of eternity.
I'm gonna be naked as hell.
No, I hope it will be my funeral outfit, and
I hope you will put me in something nice pearls,
pearls swear I'll make sure you look good for your funeral,
But can you make sure I look good? For Yes,
I got you, but not too dressing. I'm like, I
don't want to wear heels in after life. I just
want to to be hurt, something simple like you know,
like if you put me in some some red yeah
I will. Please, don't casket for eternity in the thousand
dollars work for clothes. I'm not gonna lie, But did
you ever see the movie Ghost? Like interesting? Ghost is
gonna be the alphabet dying.
I'm just almost positive I'm gonna be naked. You know
what I feel good about? You think probably?
But if I'm not, now that we on this podcast
and people be noticing us when we'll be outside, I'm
confident I might look.
Okay, this is the thing.
Imagine me hunging somebody naked his hell titties down to
the floor. I'm going to knocked him out before I
even gotten the wrong go.
Through dramastic and I swear they hang out. Do your
titties hang Look.
That's the real, that's the world fat Okay. So when
you get them done or you're gonna get an implant. Ye,
I want to whatever the thing is up in there.
I'm gonna be like that ship, smaller so bad. I
just want.
Porn star titties. Yes, mm hmmy, would you say wrap
it up? We're about to Yes, talk to guy. You're
not talking to me because.
I like this.
You're not even doing it for real?
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