Revisiting WCW Thunder 1999 Glacier Sells His Gimmick, Raven’s A Spoiled Rich Kid, Tag Team Tournament

Damn boys on back. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, Episode number two hundred
and forty three. I loved you, Yeah, made I love you?
Oh alright, Yeah, this is gonna be the beta Tony's existence to this
that out of our system. It's not out of my system. I'll tell
you that. Man. As All said, I'm good, not even crazier.
Are you doing the arms? Yeah? My god for the people.
Yeah. So we're back here again man w C W Thunder February eleventh,
nineteen ninety nine. Who's You're gonna die? Jabe? This is my this
is my episode. I'm sorry, Yeah, I apologize. It's a good
in between the wrestling. I like that. But yeah, we'll talk.
There was a Twitter person that tweeted us Twitter person. There was somebody on
Twitter that called X sorry Yeah, and uh, I don't know who that
was, whoever you were. You're going to super hell yeaheah, I mean,
you know it. It was an interesting concept, I give you that
much. We're going to talk about Glacier and his uh angle where he sells
all his gimmicks. Of course, between that we have to watch Mike Enos
and Bobby Duncan Junior trankly, We're not going to talk about Raven at all
at all on this one's a lot of good. If we don't talk about
Raven, there's nothing good in this whole episode. You have to talk about
Raven, dude. This is like the Raven Loare episode. It like defines
what Raven is, so we have to we have to talk about it.
The Raven lor stuff hasn't even been put on the list of anything that we
were ever going to watch because I don't want to talk about it. It's
top ten ever, dude, Fuck that's true forever. Fuck you not talk
about it before we get to WCW Thunder. We got our deadlock updates of
course, over on the Patreon, watch this has been uploaded. It is
Ken Anderson versus Sam Shaw in the cage. Oh my. We've talked about
this many, many times, brought this up, but I don't know how
many people have actually seen it. So now seeing is believing. It's right
now up on the Patreon our five hour, five dollars tier up. Just
one of the most memorable feuds in Tina history. Crazy to start to a
wrestling match, ever, I think crazy He's finished too? Yeah, right,
you can't tell them what it is. But if they haven't seen all
right, well all right, you're gonna get spoiled if you hear it from
this point on. But you should watch it first. Now, go on.
Sam Shaw says he's gonna kill himself if Christy him he does not come
out here right now. He's on top of the cave. He's on top
of the cage during his interest threatening to kill So it is fucking as absurd.
Yeah, so I check that out. It's awesome, you'll enjoy it.
There's also I guess they actually do wrestle in it, so you can
check that part out too. There's a crazy discovery of Can Anderson's gear in
that match too. Oh my fucking wow. Yeah, I totally forgot about
that. Yeah, you're right, Uh so definitely go watch that. Also
what you should watch DPW No Pressure, which is up on DPW on demand
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let's get into WCW Thunder for February eleventh, nineteen ninety nine. A wonderful
year, no c w right, No, what happened in January? January?
Well, another thing we've already talked about James in January, which you
can go back in the archives and listen to, is, of course the
finger poke of doom. That'll put some button seats as that was out the
right one for that. Sorry wait, yes it was never mind. Oh
yeah, I went again? How about that? Come on, man,
all right, I apologize. Well, listen, before we into this episode
that James wanted to watch, let's talk about the Wrestling Observers letter from around
that time. February eighth, nineteen ninety nine in WW News, there was
a minor skirmish at the bar after the show between Ernest the Cat Miller and
Billy Kidman. Oh nice. Ernest Miller was behaving in a toned down manner
of his TV persona, bragging about how tough he is which apparently isn't that
unusual. Billy Kidman must have said something because Ernest Miller threw a punch at
him, but it was very quickly broken up. I wish we had gotten
a CCTV footage of this, and yeah, three time Karate World champions,
so Billy Kidner will watched his ass. Yeah, but Billy Kidman was kid
Man. Which is a kid cam footage of it that be awesome ray masterial
film in it. Billy Kidman, Oh fuck yeah, they do look alike
too, real glass, real glass, Fuck you thus kidding me? Japan.
Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page spoke at a meeting before Nitro. Nash
said they did that he didn't want people coming in late because they are going
to start pre taping features before the show, and was adamant about saying that
everyone has to do jobs. He basically said, as it is obvious that
they are going to do more skits and pre taped segments on Raw on Nitro,
allow raw, and you know what. Thank you Kevin Nash for saying
what needed to be said. They should be showing up. I hate to
be the one to inform you, Kevin Nash, but twenty five years later
and nobody shows up early enough to do pre tapes. No, no,
not long. And you know what, Kevin Nash, You're right, everyone
has to do jobs. It turns on Kevin Nash that they can't show up
thirty beds before doors, get their in, call your match, and then
go back state to do pretapes all before the doors openside very odd that you
can't do that in and allotted amount of time when the show starts at a
certain time every month, maybe every week, but every month. Some would
say, I'll tell you man, Yeah, Kevin, thank you for trying,
just says guest. With Sam Man on Nitro and his old role and
no reference to the Raven videos means that the idea has been scrapped, which
you know what, I will sidebar here, what a fantastic idea to scrap
that idea? I mean they should not go with Sam Man being Raven?
Is that is that what you like? Like? When you know the Avengers
in game ship ended, they called it scrapped or was it cinema finished?
Because that's what I think we're coming up two years. No, I don't,
I don't. I know you didn't say I don't. I know you
didn't say anything good about Marvel, so I can't imagine this is a good
comparitive and dead Man Undertaker title and he's he's good news. Dan Severn is
on his way out. Severn was given a series of options. It was
suggested that he do a shoot fight with Steve Blackman, which Meltzer says makes
no sense in the confines of WF, which he didn't want to. Severn
didn't want to do it because they are friends, because he beat his ass.
Steve Blackman would train with Always Grease. He was given the option but
signing a contract release but give him as fire both of them get rid of
them all forever. Uh Dan Severyn was giving the option but uh but signing
a contract release where they would give him severn check as a buyout. Or
he could remain on contract for the next year uh plus until it expires,
but he'd be jobbed out. As of right now, appears he'll be working
through the end of February. Severn didn't get over. Meltzer says it would
have been tough and it could have worked, but there's no guarantee. It
had to be done perfectly from the start, and it wasn't, which is
true. I mean this guy was fucking the Beast. His name was the
Beast. Yeah no, that's that's real ship. And he was wrestling fucking
Edge. Come on, man, come on, what are you doing.
I mean, this guy should have been breaking dude's arms weekly. They loved
the short match ship back then. You're telling me Dan Severn could have just
come out and broke a jobber's arm every fucking week until you know, the
best stretch or something. Crazy, ger, I don't know, it was
nuts, but yeah, no, like, do I think that him first?
You might be right at stretcher. Yeah, that's right, easy,
I'll just read this verbatim. Tammy Lynn bitch not only had her breast done,
but also had her lips and cheeks done and, according to one report,
her thighs as well. That's awesome, man, she looks great.
Yeah yeah, remember, like legit, one of the hottest women ever.
So Tamulan bitch for those that don't know, is Don Murray m h.
In ww news, Lex Luger suffered a torn by subtendon in his January thirtieth
match in Los Angeles with Conan and will be undergoing surgery and is expected to
be out for three months. There is a lot of heat as Luger has
been pretty vocal about having wrestled for so long without suffering a serious injury,
and he blames this injury on Conan the Planet. Press time is that Luger
will appear in Oakland and there will be no acknowledgment before and have his injury
and they'll do a short match with Nash working the entire way. This is
obviously as we go into the show here Thunder. This is the build to
Ray Mysterio losing very very safe worker of course said very and they love working
with him. Yeah, I had a problem. Apparently. The way the
angle is supposed to work out is that Mysterio Junior loses his masks, but
Nash brings him into the nWo as his little buddy, although the second step
may not occur right away, as our at one point was supposed to be
a singles match with unmasked Ray pinning Nash. Meltzer says, as silly as
that sounds, So Ray was gonna be in the n WO at one point
supposedly, Yeah, that's what they told him. Yeah, I'm sure they
told a lot of that mask off of him. Yeah, we'll push you
a moon after this. Just lose your mask. Yeah, you're right,
Tony. Yeah, we'll give you the world title. Take that mask Offully,
take some mask off, all right now, I want you piss off
because off Meltzer writes this year this is just legit in the middle of all
this w W talk. I'm assuming this is like in regards to something here.
Maybe we watched this, but he writes, quote unquote here, why
was the sun out at eleven PM and Charlotte when Chuck, Zito and Hogan
were stalking David Flair. That's just a sentence on its own. No explaination,
man, that's a question I couldn't even answer. Why it wasn't out?
Why was it out? The world may never know. Here's some sad
news for you guys. Uh and it's a long time coming here. I
hated that we had to get to this point. But Wildcat Willie was fired.
No, yeah, Wildcat Willie, the mascot of ww the mask Well,
he's been getting booed in most of the cities, no dude disco in
front of getting booed. His entire career, he always sucked and they still
kept him around. Yeah. They his mask off and joined the n w
O. Dude, he will be the little buddy man. Come on,
yeh, who's under there? Oh my god, it's another wildcat will he's
going. That's his job because he doesn't make enough work in here, because
he just wanted to dance. Last news here from w w F. I
wrote this. I put this here because just the way he describes it as
fucking crazy f news. The Rock has been wearing a shirt because he just
had surgery on his chest. Apparently remove the guy no Meltzer puts in parentheses
here or bitch tit syndrome as it's not that it's fucking awesome. Wow.
Yeah, wow, it's known as that. That's what he had like it
was important that bitch. Well, if it makes the Rock feeling his boobs
look great today, so they do look great. Good for him. It
worked out with final Boss boss. Yeah there you dude, how does he
do that without it hurting? I don't know, it hurts every time?
Yeah, oh you think it just hurts. Yeah, I'm just a buzzy.
Yeah, you're right, that's fair. I got bitch tit syndrome.
You can fix that. Oh, ship well, you can inject your thighs
with bitch pit syndrome, would I? I don't know. That's a good
question, God Tammy Lynn Bench, Well that is it's for the Observer.
Now it's time to talk about w S to be Thunder February eleventh, nineteen
nine nine. All right, let's get into this episode of Thunder. So
we don't get to talk about Thunder a lot. No, So I'm glad
we do get to talk about it. No, it's though, I'm gonna
tell you right now, this might be the worst tag title tournament of all
time. Yeah, like they they this feels like they went out of their
way to like fucking say wow, fuck this. Like someone had to convince
them to keep the tag titles. They wanted to get rid of them.
And this was them saying, we're gonna put the shittiest tournament ever together to
just fucking appease you. So can I tell you about the tournament here?
What's going on with? Yeah? Why did this happen? So I looked
it up. I said, why the fuck are the running this tournament?
And they said there was one tournament, one attempt at this tournament that the
NW ruined by interfering in matches. The new and improved tournament is double elimination
tournament. The plotted out is that when someone in the winners backet lost,
they dropped the loser's bracket continue until they lost again. There's scores winners bracket,
and then they dropped to lose bracket and stuff like that. So one
there's one team left each bracket. Those teams would face the super Bowl for
one or two matches. But but there Yeah, so they had another.
So they they ran this twice with different teams, and they did one of
these and then the n W fucked it up, so they had to rerun
the whole tournament. I'm gonna send you this tournament here because they show like
the first if you go down to the first tournament, and then the second
tournament. So if you scroll down, the original tournament is there, and
then they go to the Then the nWo apparently fucked it all up, so
then they had to redo the They did this ship for like like two months
straight. They did tag tournaments. Yeah, this one Bobby dump com Junior
Bobby Bobby Eaton was Kenny Kaos, What the fuck ever? Where they do
that's he went to the dogs. He was fucking out of here. Bro
fucking damn it, man, he was out. Wow. So I did
this al tournament twice. They did one interview. Well I guess they're both
shitty versions, but one version of the end screwed up everything, and then
the second version where they had a loser's bracket. I'm assuming they just did
this all on Thunder because they had needed television, right. You know what's
funny about this, Tony, is that they they explained this on the episode.
So this, this Thunder is all about this tag team tournament. Yes,
they explained, like who these teams lost to, because we're doing like
the loser's bracket on this and they're they're explaining the loser's bracket and they're not
explained to me that this is all loser bracket play, which would have made
if they just would have said at the top, it would have made made
a lot more sense. But they don't. They go, uh, Mike,
you knows, and Bobby Duncan Junior fucking lost and then like the wait
a few minutes ago and Manon Barbari also lost. I'm like, oh okay,
wait, loser. Also, a double domination tag tournament is insane.
I guess maybe because they had three fucking shows a week. At this point.
I just can't get ship. We can do double elimination because we have
something for Saturday Night for this nitro. You know, there's a lot of
stuff probably worldwide or I don't know what they were taving at the time,
but yeah, sure they did have Saturday Night and then yeah, all of
it, and then they they most of these tag teams are like not even
real tag teams. That doesn't look like there's like Bobby Dumpcom Junior Mike isn't
a real tag team. Man Hammer, you are a big tag team.
It's my little friend Tony. The idea here was definitely any team that loses
in this tournament, we will break up and do singles. Any team that
wins we can run with Like that was the idea coming out. I mean,
that's what they do. That's exactly what they do. So I think
that was like their idea of like setting up angles for the next couple of
months. Sure, I just kind of do this and it made for some
really monotonous TV. Your lord listen, man, I uh, this is
episode two forty three. I've been on a majority of the this could be
the worst first match to a show we've ever watched. Dude, it's not
only it's wow, that's crazy. It goes on. I can't it's like
fifteen minutes of this match. It's not how they've got fifteen minutes out of
this? Yeah, well, we got a couple of things before we get
to the opener here, but cold open here Tory Wilson as at the WWF
no mercy bar. I know this is blonde woman. I don't think we
know her name yet. Yeah, but it is Tory Wilson. Oh is
that right? We don't know her name yet. Okay, no, and
spoilers. You find out nothing about her on this episode. Yeah, that's
right, there's nothing to come with this. She was down to fuck dude,
this is POV Tory Wilson. What the fuck is going on here?
That's pretty cool. Do we ever figure out who the man is here?
I'm assuming, but not on this show. Yeah. I thought it was
just supposed to be us at first, like the people at home, and
she's it is us, like our introduction, but she's like, no,
I've seen you wrestle us, so you have dames time. She saw you
take the up and over and blow your shoulder. Oh yeah, sorry,
don't watch that one. I'm going this whole review thing. And she's talking
to James from that one. Actually, Oh that's awesome. I'd love to
talk to her. You got it. So Tory comes up to the cameraman
at the bar and says, uh, would you like to fuck me or
not? And the dude says yes, and he says, well, come
to my car. It's like a it's like a Choose Your Adventures. Oh
wow, you're right. You're definitely like a PS one game. Press left
or right right now is popping up. Yeah, come to my limo so
we can fuck yes or no? You guys are an episode of Family Guy
where Peter gets the tapes with his wife because they have to get through some
ship, and like he puts in the tape, it's like, is your
wife out of the room? Hey baby? He's like, she's taking off
her starts taking off her top and he goes into the by the next VHS
for seventy nine, that's what this is. The next tape you're playing me
eight hundred dollars to ship. I never saw the ending. So now we
have the w CW Thunder intro. It is a weird intro. It feels
like I like it. I like it. It feels like a PS one
video game intro, which I guess isn't bad. It's all the PS one
video game Thunder. Yeah, that's the fucking I guess you're right. I
guess that's episode is a video game. But it's weird that it as Hollywood
I guess for Hollywood Hogan or something. Was it Hollywood was supposed to be?
Like, oh, was it supposed to be Hollywood Hogan show because the
rockets SmackDown. Well, Hollywood Hogan is not even on the show, so
I don't know. Technical is welcome to Hollywood population w cwnwo. It's Thunder
as the Hollywood sign that explodes lightning style. Uh. And there's people like
it. There's different people in the show, b role playing inside the letters
similar to Nitro on the buildings, and yeah, I think this is cool.
I mean the thing with this kind of ship man is like it had
a vision and it executed that vision and I appreciate that. Yeah, that's
you know, I can see it. The whole show has like an aesthetic
about it, not just the intro, but like the thunder set and everything,
and even like when they get into show on the lighting and the thunder
and lightning in the background. It's all cool. Like the whole like aesthetic
of the show is pretty sweet. So Pyro goes off. Once we get
into the arena, we see the w CW Thunder set here of the set.
Yeah, I like this set. It's pretty cool. It's very industrial.
I guess there's a good way to put it industrial. Yeah, there's
like k just wrapped around the Pyro and the Pirate's going off above it.
That's fucking cool. Again another arena that's not in any fucking two K games
please, Yeah, you're right, Yeah, that all that's just kind of
lost. Like I said, I think the whole look at the show is
good. There's I don't know how they filmed this. I guess this was
his own taping. Still, it's two thunders and one taping I think.
But like they sell it as one lie not yes, right, yeah,
that's right. It might is it? Is? It? Is there one
live? Do they do one Thunder live? They do? Because I have
an observer note about this first match after this? Oh okay, sure,
sure, yeah, there's ten thousand people here that is crazy. Yeah,
there's ten thousand people here for this undertaining in ninety nine song's just still hot.
Yeah yeah, right, even for Mike Enos and Bobby Duncombe. Come
on, you can stop watching that, dude. If this was my first
introduction to wrestling, I would have been making fun of a lot of people
at school. Yeah, you're probably right. So, uh, super Brawl
is ten days away. Here. Our commentary team for the evening Tony Shiavanni,
Bobby Heenan, and Iron Mike Today. Bobby Heenon couldn't care less about
this fucking show. No, I mean they kind of take him off commentary
here soon anyways. So we have Mike Enos and Bobby Duncombe Junior, Bobby
duncom Junior and Mike Penis. God dude, and they were in TNA.
That's their names for sure, Mike Mike Penis, Are you kidding me?
Bobby Duncombe, you their patriot names? Don't use these next week even Yeah,
Meng and Barbarian are the opponents here for Mike Enis, Mike Said and
Duncomy Yeah, Megan Barbarian with Jimmy Hart by the way, Yeah right,
Jimmy Hart the maker of tag Team stares, the maker of being out here
to fucking just be out here. Mike Pens and Bobby Duncan also don't look
like real people. Why is Bobby Duncan junior now like a NASCAR guy?
Dude? He has Big Show's face if you stare at it long enough,
his fucking every Okay, so everyone's match looks like everyone I've ever seen something?
Hey, I generated is Bobby dunk of a West Texas rednegg is that
he is? Yes, meng is Bill exactly like Jacob to is built right
now. I wrote that down too. Like seeing this, I was like,
wow, like I've seen I've seen mang look different a lot, and
like he looks just like this version right here is like, So Jacob fa
to Mike Enos looks like today Dude, I'm gonna say E knows because that's
what I thought it was. But Mike today keeps calling Mike Us that's what
Mike Penis. I thought it was as well. Yeah, Mike Enis is
what penis. Mike Penis, Mike Venus and Bobby Dun't come junior talking hell
man, got it? Yeah? But yeah, anyways, So well,
I you're saying, Mike Enus looks like Roger Strong in the face with Eric
Stephens body fucking me up big time. It kind of looks like Bagwell oddly
enough to he's got a lot of different dudes. Jimmy was like a smack
ass checking on. So this is the w CW Tag title tournament, and
like we mentioned before, double elimination. So losers, if you guys are
losing, who cares Enis and Duncan Junior who lost to mister Perfect Barry Wyndham
and Mang and Barbarian lost to Brian Adams and Horse, which you really should
fucking quit if that happens to dude. So we start the match off here.
Going into this, I had no clue how long this is gonna be.
So we start the match off here. Mangan Barbarian are in control,
and for some reason, the commentary lowers about fifteen dbs. I don't know
what happened. Yeah, what they just also one point Bobby Heenan like they're
they're going back and forth for a while. Bobby Heenon just says and don't
forget Bobby Duncan, and then there's just complete silence for the next minute.
It cuts off. I don't know what that was outrageous ship No, I
probably said, don't forget Bobby dunklem and it's somebody in the says that dunk
Mike Penis Penus, Yeah, definitely that backsday is Bike Penis and he also
says us has no midget. He's put together very well. All right.
I never even thought that, why say that? Who are you talking about?
I thought maybe, like, okay, they're gonna play it slow.
We going to commercial. We'll come back with something some power. Yeah,
so we what we kind of do? We come back from commercial? Mike
Enos hits a pile driver for two before men cuts him back down literally immediately.
Yeah, Meng is immediately back on offense. Selling from Mike Penis and
Bobby Duncan Junior alsome Meng whenever he's taking punches, he's going was flapping the
whole match because he's just going. There's actually some legendary Meng no selling in
this one, which this is great. It's made for fun, fun match
here. So Bobby Duncombe Junior, flight dude, Bob, Yeah, look
man, yeah, So Bobby Duncum, Yeah, like that's crazy. Bobby
Duncom Junior I like the name though. It's fun to say Bobby Duncan.
Yeah, I like making so he So, Bobby Duncan Junior goes to the
outside here and hit some three sixty stomps, just some crazy stomps. I
don't know what he was doing. That was awesome. Yeah. Barbarian then
chokes Bobby Duncom Junior in the corner. Fifteen minutes into the show. At
this point, I said, good lord, this is the first time they
getting due. They start to heat fifty minutes by ref distractions. Yeah,
what the fuck? The crowds are chanting boring. They chant that every match.
I'm not kidding. They chant boor yea, they were right. So
Mang spits at Enos and Barbarian comes in while the ref is distracted. Something
happened. It's always playing with the cow bell that Bobby Duncomb Junior brought it,
and the fucking like in the bell crazy because the bell is on a
corner. So he's like trying, he's he's trying, right, He's trying
to get the crowd I think into it by like hitting the cowbell. But
it's just like they're just fucking boring, boring. So Bobby Duncan Junior slams
Meng's head into the buckle, and then Meng no sells it and starts slamming
his own head into the buckle himself. This doesn't hurt. It's like a
UFC fighter. So Meng is now kicking both these dudes asses, which is
fucking insane. So look, Meng is down. Okay, So it's like
a reverse hot tag. The faces do a hot tag and then Meng kicks
both their asses. Don't get Meng Also with is a heel with heel manager
Jimmy Hart, who has not done a single thing in seventeen minutes. Yeah,
because he's about to turn on him. Dude, w dude, all
right, let me I just want to reiterate the reverse hot tag. Like,
so, Jimmy Hart gets on the apron to tell Barbarian to go kick
Meg's ass. Meng is kicking ass here and Mega is fucking everybody up.
He's on top, and Jimmy Hart gets on the apron to talk to the
Barbarian and then on comments are like, oh, he's telling Barbarian to get
in on the fray, so fucking he gets in and he kicks Meng in
the back. Of the head Yakuza kig style. I wrote all caps,
fuck you, Bobby. He minute match. I watched this whole thing just
for Barbarian to turn. Bobby says, he actually kicked him in the head.
Everyone's down. Meg was kicking their ass. There's no one else up
the face too. He turns around. Man, Yeah, fucking ship.
That was crazy. So the story that matches, Jimmy Hart wants to betray
Meg. So while he sees Meng being an unstoppable monster where the Faces can't
even hot taggy and get their comeback, he said, yeah, just attack
Barbarians said, okay, sure this guy, We're about to win. Fuck
that. Yeah, what could they could have lost? And then he turned
on him after Mike Enos and Bobby duncan Junior the Faces. Yes, so
yeah, okay, So Barbarian kicks him, kicks Mang and then Mike Enis
has to drag Bobby Dunclan Junior on top of the man to win the match.
That's not needed from memory here. Just remember that Meg got betrayed.
That's all you gotta care about in this World Tag Tunnel tournament. So then
it goes back to the replay and it shows again and Bobby he says,
godly, look he we thought he accidentally kicked him in the back of the
head. Dread, Wow, he did on purpose the second time. There's
no one close to him. This up to the ring. Good kicks.
I got everyone's down. Cussed dude, you'd have to go out of your
way to fucking miss this kick genas dude, Yeah, wow, you get,
you get wins. You cannot beat Mike Enes. He wins as Mike
and said Bobby Duncan j Bobby Duncan Junior. Sorry, guys, yeah,
that's their names. I don't know what to tell you. And they fucking
win because fucking Barbarian didn't want to win or something. I don't fucking understand.
This was eighteen fucking minutes long, the longest opener ever watched. He
doesn't care about the title. Why Why does Jimmy Hart not fucking want them
to have the titles? Do you want the money? You don't want the
money? I guess not. So. Here's from the Observer of February fifteen
ninety nine. Mike Enos and Bobby Duncle Junior beat Meghan Barbarian in a terrible
match which ended when Meghan barbarians split up and went at it. Meltzer says
this made a lot of sense to the fans live since they came out later
as part of the live show and worked as a team without even hinting dissension.
Oh my god, Wow, holy shit. So they taped the turn
and they got out later. They're cool. Wow, that's fucking unbelievable.
Man. Yeah, what a shitty, shitty, fucking match. So we
go to a pre tape. Can you in? Has arrived Raven's mansion of
a house because Raven is from a very rich family, knocks for w c
W and that is Cannon. This is fucking no, it's not Cannon.
This company's dad houses Cannon. We don't count this. An older woman comes
to the door as Canyon knocks on it and answers it, saying Scotty can't
be left alone and she is wait for a board meeting. Please stay with
my son while I'm gone. Scotty could be anybody. Kenyon is in a
Terror shirt. By the way, that's is fucking awesome. Talk about Scotty
Riggs. Obviously, uh no, because Kenyon walks into the very large living
room with very nice furniture and meets with Raven, who's sitting on the couch.
Well, man, you know squatter's rights. He's probably just in there
because he has nowhere else to go. He right. I'm glad Tony understands
the intricacies of the storyline, you know someone. Thank you, guys.
I don't think either of you understand Raven is also a Fairis Bueller. Just
to let you guys know he is. He is. I mean he does
that. Every camera cut is a Ferris Bueller. Fucking They love that movie.
Raven loves that movie, and he loves who he's living in her house.
He loves it. Hey, Rave, your mom is really worried about
you. It's so am I a lot of people. You're gonna break out
of this man. Raven looks at him and he looks off to the camera.
The office style. What a mark. That's a legendary board. I
didn't realize it was on this fucking episode. That's unbelievable. Yeah, that
is. That's actually pretty cool. I think Tony missed it before we went
live. It might have actually just been on Nitro and they replayed it.
Yeah, I think they were just filling times. They showed a bunch of
it from Nitro. So is that they justld this entire Yeah? I think
they I think they just replay it. Wow, that's fucking crazy. What
a mark. This is good. Yeah, I'm still used to this day.
Yeah, this is good. He could do that without doing the other
show we talk about. N uh, he couldn't be in the living room.
He wouldn't have a chance to look at the camera. So Raven says,
Kenyon, have you ever heard the expression money camp by happiness? Obviously
that was Ratty Mussem really poor guy. He was poor and he is still
No, he's very rich. And it's actually proven here in a later segment
on the show that crazy Key just says you're always depressed. And then Raven
takes him to the garage and shows him his sweet yellow Lambah. What a
nice car though that's his mom's, and Kenny says, well, why you
always drive right a piece of shit? Ravey says, because the drives are
crazy, dude. Raven looks at the camera again, first Bueler office dole
and he says he doesn't get it. Mac Middle, Raven says, because
it drives are crazy. Get in, we got stuff to do, and
then they climb over the car doors to get into the fucking car and then
they speed away. Yeah, because that's a car they own at their mansion.
He probably met Tommy Dreamer on that mansion. They're not friends. So
Thunder is brought to you by Skittles, Woody Delicious Delicious, Fruity Delicious Fruity
Skittles. So now it's time for another Nitro pre tape. Here, dude,
this is funny as this might be the craziest thing I've ever seen in
my life. So Steiner approaches Kimberly at her car and DDP of course attacks
him from behind, trying to save Kimberly does and I says, Kimberly,
get in the car. A signer low blows DDP here. The security tries
to break this up. They hold DDP back. They try to hold Scott
Segner, but Scott Segner breaks away and then gets in the driver's seat and
steals the goal. Kimberly is inside of and like security is holding DDP back
so much that like they're all crowded behind him and not on Steiner, so
he just very easily is able to get into this car. They still hold
him back even after Steiner in the driver's seat. Yeah, come on,
get back of the car. So Scott Steiner drives away in the car.
DDP chases the car down the rampway. Scott Sayer skirts that bitch around the
corner crazy throws that bitch or reverse, goes straight backwards and then drives towards
DDP and throws Kimberly out of a moving car. Dude, he full on
pushes her out like I was like, Wow, he's gonna hit DDP with
the car. No, he shoves Kimberly out of the car and she goes
fucking rolling. No, we don't know. She could have jumped out of
the car. He jumped out of the car. Didn't say that right,
So Kimberly has put on a gurney because you know, she was just throwing
out of a moving DDP. Streaming is so fucking funny because every time he
yells, he closes his eyes full style like cartman or He doesn't stop to
look at Kimberly. He just stands there and yells. She's still rolling on
the floor across. I couldn't that could have been anybody by the way.
They were full black suited out black and everything. I was saying he lifts
the head up and staying on. Never mind, don't worry about heavans.
It's called good dude. How come w's gonna be finest security? Uh like
Elix Skipper and Mark Jindrag here didn't help more. They hate d DP man
this guy. Now they hate Kimberly. Yeah, yeah, man, that's
crazy. Scott Steiner was just vicious. What was his plan? You think?
So like he to do a real man, but like, why did
you brut of the car? That was the plan, it was executed,
that was what he plays. Yes, my players to steel as I shall
jump out and then I a freak car an hour. You've been waiting to
get the toss bet and other jarring up. She's crazy. Yeah. Wow.
So we have Conan and Ray versus the nWo Wolfpack pre tape. Yes,
so Luger is mad. So okay, this is crazy. So the
l WO exists, the wolf Pack exists, as well as Black and White.
Uh so these are all different things. But the LWO is only okay
if you're in the wolf Pack, according to Luger, And that's why he's
mad at Mysterial for wearing the l W shirt because he's not wolf pack,
and Conan tries to tell him, hey, man, he's like a little
brother to me. You don't got to worry about him. Well, Luger
takes his fucking heart and they beat the ship out of her mysterio. Uh
And Nash fucking says to Conan, let me speak on this, and then
the wolf attack Conan from what that was, Let me speak on this and
then attacks. Dude, there's nothing better than a group of dudes just stomping
somebody out. I mean, that's the best I got. It is the
best. I'll never not mark out for it. Conan says Nash, she
turned your back on me, and now that whole crew of strawberries that follow
you and Hogan are gonna have to pay. What does that mean has got
away with words? Man? I'll tell you that that could be something offensive.
I feel like it always is something offensive, and I'm not too sure.
Let me speak on this. Ray says that no, no, I
don't think so yeah, no, no, no, no, you heard
Lex Luger. Ray says, Lex has a personal issue with me. He
tried to take my shirt and I want to take my mask. And Ray
is wearing an insane looking mask here, it's like crushed brown velvet. It
looks fucking absurd. Yeah, that's that's called you wouldn't. I've never heard
of this. Uh, Luger says, listen, if you give the mask,
I'll let you walk in. And they showed Luger putting Ray in the
torture rack and it looks insane because Luger is just an absurdly large man.
In is not And it's funny as fuck. What if Ray was a large
man and Luger was a small guy. That's how it is today. Oh
wow, think about that? Yeah right, wow, Yeah, that is
crazy. Raised on. I thought James was smoking crack, but he was
actually right, that's great. Yeah. Uh race Luger says, I'm gonna
take your mask and expose you for what we all know. In the back
you really look like all right, I take his mask off. He's like
a handsome young man. He says, Yeah, Manny was fucking Jennifer Aniston
or whatever? Right, yeah he was. Yeah, uh oh sorry.
Ray says, whether it's my mask against Nash's hair, Lucas hair, or
Elizabeth's hair doesn't matter me and k Dog will give it to him, And
that says listen. All right, fine, if you pin the Total Package
or Big Sexy, we'll put Lizard's hair on the line. And she said,
wow, wow, what the fuck? I didn't know that was the
angle. Don't worry about Liz, I got the book. Yeah, yeah,
I mean crazy. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember the
match, really, I just remember him losing, that's all I remember.
Taking off the down but the match playing the mascot fitches over his nose.
That's crazy. So we go to another pre tape canyon and Raven walk into
a bank. Dude, why why are they at the bank. They don't
need to be at the bank. They don't got money and Raven need money
and ravens a lot of it. No, God, damn it. So
the bank president comes up and says, mister Levy, how's the photographs,
And Raven says that the witch is in a board meeting. That's his mom.
So Raven goes up to the bank teller and signs a note and Kenye
says, until you said new autogram, Raymond fucking ates he does, so
the teller gives Raven ten thousand dollars in ones. By the way, what
the fuck, just how you like it. He knows the bank president and
the lady behind the desk they called mister Levy and they know he wanted ten
thousand dollars in ones and then also ten thousand dollars in big bills. King
says, what are they four? And then Raven looks over at the camera,
rolls his eyes. You think they're four? What did I didn't know
what they were for. I thought they were about to go to a strip
club? He got one? They do they do? Oh? Do they
all? Yeah? They did, That's what the gold club is. Later,
Oh that makes sense, okay, sure, I thought it was a
gym for the gym two thousand dollars, I went to a one dollar gym
and a ten thousand dollars going to the gip with ten thousand dollars in rows.
So they walk out of the bank, Raven singing star no clause do?
They walk out of the bank with two big sacks of cash, and
Canny says, where we're going? We're going out, and Raven says,
we got to get you the right look and he says, what's wrong with
my clothes? And then Raven just stares at the camera from Afar again as
we get out of this segment. Good gimmick. No, man, he's
a tortured soul. Fuck you. All right, so let's let's take a
poll real quick. Tony like this. I love this. This is me
too. I like this, this is bult. I don't want to Canyon
Twitter. He's got lots of money. That's why he's a tortured soul.
You know, there's too much money. Yeah, you know how it is,
Tony. You know how you money? More, more money, more
problems. That was more money, more problems. Was not Raven's amore?
That was the song for a minute. No, it was not him.
Canyon wasn't there, Raven's mom. All right to the ring, Lambeau.
Let's go. It was hard as fuck man, Yeah, those are good
days. Man. It didn't happen. What the fuck are you talking about?
He went to summer camp one time. Didn't happen. Tommy ms swinger.
Wow. Yeah. So now it's time for Lash LaRue versus super Clo.
Fuck yeah, let's go, dude. Why is lash LaRue the most
hated man on this show? They're not booing them. What is that they're
saying? That is? Please tell me that's not That's sweet really Yeah,
they like this guy all right, you they like, did you like Lash?
And also do you like Lash and Lenny Lane? You say, what
did they say? I'm working I'm working with this so oh yeah, okay,
Lodi and Lash all the same. Then when he went three zero,
it sounded like they were booing him heavily. They're ruining him heavily. Yeah,
he did that like water Boy. Yeah, and he said, yeah,
hell yeah that was me there, Lash LaRue super Clow. Wow,
man, this is inspired so super close. If you guys didn't know has
a mask with glasses and I had attached to it that hat's a cult blachat.
Yeah, how come nobody's got this right now? Yeah, Like there's
there's you could you could build on this. I get he is still wrestling,
so he should pass that down to somebody super coloed to mask glasses hat,
pass it down super to suck on sugars. Or he comes back from
the glass. Oh my god, what gona come out? Goes back to
w he's super coloed too. Yeah. I was like, you might not
come back because we got a plan for you. A right him, mister
fu you Oh my god, I'm next. That is Frogman super because I'm
like, wow, all the secrets down, please on Sugars, you better
not come back, not fucking come back. Oh yeah, yeah, we
got your new group buddy, just waiting for him up now right. No,
So lash LaRue and super Clow they start to match off here. They
got a fifty to fifty shine more. Colow does a t gray off the
top and just ends up booking himself. Crazy dude, Yeah, whisper in
the wind. He just rolls through it and then continues fucking work and then
back drops lowered to the floor. Super Glow then says, yeah, sends
the floor. His head bounces off the fucking floor. Of course, whatever
one, it's just one concussions that so head bounce on them. Yeah,
because he doesn't know that super Clove's coming to neither was the cameraman. So
bounces on the floor. Super Glod tope the long way, all the way
to the floor camera. I did not know what was coming. No,
dude lands on a swan Don style That is fucking nuts. Yeah so you
like that? Yeah me too, man, I actually think he was very
exciting. I mean, super Clod you never knew if he was going to
hit the move or not every time we watch him wrestle. He's doing something
new though that I haven't seen, and that's fucking crazy. So lash Leary
gets in, he hits the cage and split punch combo, and then he
hits you know it, you know so uh then he has a fucking insane
Northern Lights where he floats over with them. I like Northern Lights, Jackhammer.
That was awesome. It was cool. By the way, you I
want to point out, by the way, when he did his breakdancing clothesline
thing, he also sorry, there's no way that's what it's called. I'm
trying to get. I'm trying to get you know so much. You know
it. Last LaRue I poke super Clow, which is nuts because he's not
only wearing a mask, but the mask has glasses. How does this affect
him? It doesn't, see That's why that's why I had had to add
more to it. You know. Oh, I see LaRue looks for a
top rope splash, but of course he misses cuts himself off. He misses
by like an inch. It was very close. Yeah, and Cloe gets
it, gets a two off of it, and of course you would think
that, I mean, Coloe is going to be up here, but that's
not right. So lash LaRue lands on his feet out of a monkey flip.
That was awesome. Colo runs him into the corner, flips off his
chest, hits a triangle shotgun drop kick off the top. That was a
very cool stuff here, dude. It was like a double spring missile drop
kick from the top. That was crazy. So Colod then looks for his
finish, gets him into Fireman's carry is finish. It's probably some Oden drivers
actually does spinning some mode driver, Yeah, dude. The way he pulls
his head around is so much different than the move is done nowadays. It
has some it had some whip to it. It had some occasion flavoring through
it. Oh my guys. Yeah, uh. I I don't know if
I started. I don't know if I disliked the simone driver until it became
like the defaultse ew finisher. It was Mike Bennett's moves. Was it fucking
Mike Bennett's move? It was. I must have not liked it then either,
then I know I didn't. Yeah, no, I agree. I
think that the video game did your uh what's the word. I'm looking for?
Your reversible damage irreversible damage. Jim Man, that is it sucks.
Yeah. I when I see someone do that move, I think, wow,
you don't know many moves? I hate you. Yeah, why don't
you do the cradle shots, the cradle shock? Just do the cradle shock?
Man as Chris Saban, who ask for you? What w c W
Saturday Night is at six o five pm on TBS All the Stories. Yeah
wow, that's awesome. Yeah, moving to it against Raimisteriro jun Here Booker
t will be there then, while can't make a better show than this,
well, the main event James of that show Dean Malinko against Brian Adams sounds
hot like a hot heard on a sidewalk. No, no way, said
he was so pre tape time. Tory Wilson is now in a limousine or
car, I don't know, talking to James. Yeah, she says,
why don't you come sit next to me? And I said, I don't
talk to girls. I watched you that if I ring him on. She
told you not to be shy, James said, And she saw the way
that you acted on TV because she watched that one episode of Dark where you
were in the crowd. Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah,
and she said she promises she won't bite, you know, at least not
too much. You were just sitting there, Yeah, you were sitting there,
six. I was trying. I was trying to remember the better than
our best results talking to us. I can't hear you right now? All
right? Up on homicide? Ye? How long is the command up?
On storm? Simm and roddy six year old James Black, Hey, baby,
she was feeling it though, she doubt Can you meet him? She
said like that, let's go back the hotel. Yeah, and uh,
you know we went, but we'll return to that later. Oh. By
the way, yeah, the I forgot to mention before the Tory Wilson thing,
it's David Flairs who that ends up eating. Oh cool, okay,
yeah, not you, Sadly ship. Where then was I talking to you?
Then? So backstage, Glacier is here with the cat and Sonny O.
This is scary here, this is fucking insane. Yes, Sonny Ono
and the cat are talking. Glacier walks up. Glacier normal man in normal
clothes. Looks like his name is Lloyd or something is? What's his shoot
name? Mark? Lloyd Mark? Lloyd is Sadley Mark Wood's the fuck you.
He's the interviewer for turning you after in its hottest period. May Lloyd
ray Lloyd, that's what it is. Also coach Buzzstern by the way,
also okay, got it. Well he's there, normal ray Lloyd Roode ray
Lloyd is here, and he says, Cat, let me talk to you
real quick. And you know, he touched his shoulder and U, man,
but let me let me speak on let me talk to you. Yeah,
yeah, puts his hand on Cat showing and Cat said, listen,
Man, I paid a lot for money for their share to leave the buck
alone. He said, sorry, Snippy, he was an asshole. It
was good he was fighting Billy Kippen for real. It was just that.
Dick Gla said, sorry, listen, I've been thinking. Listen, you're
a three time karate champ and everyone knows you're the greatest. Along with this,
what you need is the greatest, grandest entrance of all time. Cat
says, what the fuck? What do you want? Glazier says, listen.
Before I even debuted, for six months, they showed vignettes that went
on for so long that even I got tired of watching them. And Kat
said, so did I and him and Sonnyona go and Glaciers are it's not
that fucking funny, he got damn And Glacier says, listen, along with
all that came with the greatest entrance of all time, the lights, the
lasers, snow machine, and I'm thinking the cat and needs all of that,
and Cat says, you know you you might be honest on there,
laser lights, snow little James music. Glacier says, yeah, whatever,
man, that's cool, and Glacier says, listen, all right, we'll
make a deal. I'll give you a great price out of it. And
Can says, listen, A right, you come up with deal, Sonny
Ono. Always a bad fucking decision to go there, but that's fine,
said, you come up with a price, Sonny and you know we'll we'll
make it happen. And Glacier says, I need cash and no check.
I don't remember the Glacier is poor angle. Yeah, yeah, so Sonny
Ona, they kind of deal here, Sonnyona, as she said, yae
sing her dollars and yeah, that's pretty crazy. So yeah, we go
to Fit Finley and Dave Taylor versus Billy Kidman and Chavo Guerrero Tag Team Tournament
loser's bracket match up. They say, I guess on the last the first
match that they had where they lost, Sevanni says, some people said,
you know, Chavo abandoned Kidman, and we watched the replay and talked about
it, and that obviously wasn't the case, but it was the case.
Huh. It very much was the case here, because they do it again
here tonight. Fit Finley and Chavos start off and Finley is just whooping the
dude's ass, and you know, I feel like all the matches are there's
nothing going on with these suckers. I'll tell you that, I actually was
like looking forward to this one because like, all these dudes are cool,
even Dave Taylor's cool, but this they don't do fucking shit in this match.
No, they do not. And yeah, I'm always excited to watch
Finley wrestlers just because he's a stiff dude. I know I'm gonna get something
cool out of it. I like Kidman Chavo too. You know, it
seems like a fun tea two dudes that probably throw him around, you know,
Yeah, yeah, I think really it comes down so I don't think
these guys cared about Thunder. I don't think they cared about this company.
I don't think they had any reason to. Yeah, it definitely didn't seem
like they were trying to make any statements here at all. No, So
Finley gives Chavo a nice stiff shoulder tackle here to start things off. Chavo
takes a great that's about the last good thing that happens here, dude.
Yeah, Finley get him a big fuck you power slam early too, and
I was like, Okay, maybe we'll get something here, but no,
no, nothing we get. We get nothing. The only thing that I
enjoyed from this was Bobby Heenan saying, oh, I'm gonna change my pick.
I don't think it's gonna be Megan Barbarian winning anymore. It's gonna be
Hennigan. Windows says, well, you're right, they're not in it anymore.
So that was a good pick too. Yeah. Yeah, they do
a bunch of nothing. Dave Taylor comes in and hits exactly what Finley hit
earlier and then tags back out, all right, man, you're fired.
Somehow this tag team makes it to w w E. They bring that back
him when Dave Taylor's team and fucking on SmackDown and that was later intos Run
too. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you're right. So Kidman fights
back and tries to dive at Finley, but Finley ducks and Kidman goes launching
over the fucking top rope. Yeah, dude, and he starts selling his
leg, which doesn't Does that come into play in the finish? No it
doesn't. No, but he does do actually he doesn't. He's not able
to do the shooter, so like that's fair. He does go up and
try, but he's not able to do it. Finley invents the hossa Pain.
Yeah, he locks that ship in and uh, Finley tries to chop
Kidmen on the post. Kidman, of course moves out of the way and
Philly smacks a steel post. This is never revisited, nor does it matter
to me. Doesn't. There's no effect on him at all. I don't
really even did it, dude. That's the whole fucking match, Tony.
It's like, I mean, I get you know, Kidman still sells the
leg, but it's like, wow, this this match thinks you guys didn't
fucking think of anything here? No, like nothing the crowd matter doesn't matter,
Like Bishoff doesn't care, you know, like he didn't give a watching
this. You know what, NAS's booking this anty, turn this up.
I love tags you wrestling. Go out there, boys, Nash's booking until
like October. Oh, you're right, we got you got fifty minutes.
Go out there and do whatever ye're going up. Get away from met me.
We'll cut out one of the Nitro replays later. So they come back
inside and Finley locks in the STF joint. Finley works over Kidman's leg that
is starting to get a little bit of work done on it, and uh
kid no, of course it's an insigeary always agree way to uh go for
the hot tag. But Taylor is distracting Chavo. Chavo is literally across the
entire ring. He got so distracted it is insane. Like, I don't
know what Dave Taylor could have done to get this reaction from Chavo. Because
Kidman hits this inzigiary and like a bat out of hell, Chavo is now
in the opposing team's corner. Yeah, all the way across the road.
Get your ass back over here. This is like trying to play a tag
match online. And two K get to the other side of the ring.
Now, I definitely wrote that about one of was it this match? I
definitely wrote about one of these matches. This is a fucking two K tag
match. Oh it was the first one because they were just breaking up pins
a million times earn then sucked out. Yeah, man, god damn.
So Scott Taylor comes in and does fit Finley ship again and then tags back
out. Dude, David, I said, Scott Daylor, Dave Taylor,
Dave Taylor suart the tag match, Yeah, I read, and Scott Taylor
to change awesome. Yeah, yeah, I kept running Conine instead of Canyon
earlier, so you're good. Yeah. So Dave Taylor comes in, does
all fits ship again and it does the work, and that's just play better
for it the crowd me too, I'm not Yeah yeah, because of the
top rope. Dave and Scott Taylor knock him off, fight Taylor, voice
Taylor, and Brian Cage Taylor. All right, So Finley now has a
he has a chair as the ref is distracted by Dave Taylor to him funked
up. Now, Well he's just moves, That's what got Java. F
Finley now has a chair as the reps distracted, and Chava gets up on
the top behind him, behind Finley, who has the chair in the ring,
looking at Billy Kidman. Chava drop kicks him from behind. This pushes
Finley with the chair into Billy Kidman, inadvertently hitting Kimmen with this steel chair.
It knocks Kidman out and call he is fucking done. He is done.
He's so done by the way he is out like a light, so
done that Finley needed to hit his fissure is really ship like that's how it's
supposed to be done. So Philly picks his bitches up and Dave it's gotten
chuck and kicking Java's outside well, Java kiving A now eliminated from the tournaments,
sad to say, Yeah, that's uh sad, I think, right,
I mean it's unfortunately, I think yeah, well, Finley and Taylor
sorry Elliott Taylor, Yeah, yeah, absolutely man, yeah two for two
for great matches in this tag tournament tournaments. He is cookie dude, getting
super calous ass back out of here now. He said, let me put
this tag tournament and I'm gonna take raise mask off and I'm gonna go y'all.
Bet showed up on time of the fucking crazy man said up the everyone's
I mean, I'm gonna see what I could get away with. Yeah,
and he got away with all of it too, and he pushed, let's
go. That's what you know if he did one good thing? Yeah,
and it was also he put super Colol on the show, so that was
it was super Color was probably super Brother. Now that's probably it was so
fun to be around you. Was he not on the n W O Oh
my god, that would have been awesome or red. So we go back
stage. Glacier is here with the cat and Sonny Ono. Once again.
My favorite part about this is you can tell this was all filmed right in
a row and they just kept coming back to it. What makes you say
that? Is it? Because they're the exact exact You could have almost told
me they were going to replay the one from earlier, which was also replayed
from Nitro. Yeah. So Glacier says that Sonny got a good deal on
his entrance. Yeah he uh, he said, we got that taken care
of. And you know what you really need to go along with that entrance
is the is the entrance gear. So he has, you know, the
big ass shoulder pads that he has, and Cat says, I'm not fucking
wearing all that. I don't play football anymore. Glaciers, this is original.
It was made in Tokyo, and he looks at Sonya. He says,
you know Japan. Somebody else says, I know, we're man.
So off screen, sonny Ono calls for kaz Hayashi to come in and they
start talking to each other in Japanese, but it's translated on the screen,
which I'm fucking completely stunned by. I know they even did that, but
I guess it's for the joke. And Sonyono this is funny as fuck.
He points to Glacier and he said he looks Kazayoshi. He says, look
at this, remember Glacier. No, no, the fuck I don't.
I've never seen this guy. Sonyono asked how much she wants for the entrance
gear, and Glacier says five thousand. So Sonyono looks at Kazayoshi and he
says, oh, just a mere twenty five thousand dollars in Japanese, and
Kazaiyoshi wanted to like, look at what Glacier said it because Kazhiyoshi is holding
a book which I assume has translations in it from Japanese to English, and
Kaz goes to look, but Saniyona stopped him and told him it's twenty five
thousand dollars, and Cats says, oh, twenty five thousand dollars, I
want it? How the fuck does kas twenty five thousand dollars. Well,
he's getting paid by Kevin now. She said, yeah, you can have
eighty five thousand dollars mass you know, so yeah. Kaziostually wants the glacier
gear for twenty five thousand dollars and he puts it on and Sonnyana says,
oh, what else she got? Glay says, I got this belt.
Sonyana says how much this is? Ah fifteen hundred It looks like ka and
says fifteen thousand dollars shit, I want that shit I buy? I bye
ie bye yeah but yeah, so yeah, Kaz says I buy, and
then they all clap and everyone's happy. So he buys all of glacier shit.
Sonny Oh's accomplishments are worst manager from ninety six to ninety nine. Every
year we're in ninety nine, yeah, yeah, another good year. We
go to a pre tape, Tory Wilson is walking us to the locker well,
to the hotel room, to the Yeah. It's they're in the lobby
of the hotel. Yeah. And she gets in the elevator and she says,
following me to have sex with me if you would like. Are you
coming not yet, I'm choosing my adventure. I'm not going in the elevator.
I'm going fucking someone close the door. Yeah. I start spamming the
door and fucking Her'll be funny. Let the door close that keep over it,
back out, die, get in, press every button and then close
it. So we go to another pre tape. Raven takes Canyon to the
mall to buy some clothes. They don't go to the gym, No,
sadly, they go to the Johnny to them. They have to question later
the big gym. Yeah, beside the big gym gets a strip club big
gym. So Kenya says, what the hell is versage versace. Raven looks
at the camera. It's versachi. What a maroon? What a maroon?
Come on, I'm gonna buy some clothes. Canyon hugs them and they go
to the store and club music starts playing. And buying them closed closed montage.
This like a ninety's montage of every movie ever. Yeah. Well,
I mean Kenyon gets some clothes and I swear they're all closed that he eventually
does wear on TV like after this. Yeah, and they walk out and
they have new clothes, and uh, Raven says, you're such a your
BRONI you don't work for the w W, he said the skull. That's
great. Yeah, you're right, which is very weird, especially for ninety
nine. So yeah, man, we move on to uh Disco Inferno versus
Chris Adams. Oh my fire up, I'm talking about getting better, Johnny,
dude, you can't believe this. Come on the back of the house,
baby. I'm smashing my head at full momentum on my keyboard repeated.
Is disco in the walk back? He's not right? He is. No.
I always thought he was dick riding the wolf pack trying. Yeah right,
yeah right, yeah, So disc goes out here in the wolfpack shirt.
Disco Forno's entrance is a disco ball with him in it. Yeah,
man, I wish it would fall and break and he would fucking fucking shatter
to smitheris It's like the viewing clothe the powery just style and uh, very
fit, very fucking fitted, because this guy's a villain of the sport that
I love. I plus ten the ass fuck out of this match. But
you miss nothing. I'll tell you that. I will tell you this much.
I watched it until Disco powdered within the first sixty seconds. I said,
Wow, I'm done with this one. It doesn't well, okay,
there is something funny that happens on it that has nothing to do with doesco
Inferno? Did you catch that? Oh? Yeah, okay, yeah,
yeah backstage okay, yeah, but yeah they Okay, So he's Disco's fucking
facing gentleman Chris Adams. Uh, you only know him as inventing the super
kick. He might not even done that. That's what everyone says. He
probably stole from someone in Japan. I imagine Sean mckill's Michael Shane. Yeah,
dude, they do fucking nothing. And then we get a picture and
picture with Glacier the cat Sonny and actually standing in the exact same place,
in the exact same positions. Disco gets it, Lucky goes to picture of
picture, and then it goes away from the match completely. That this.
What's the more internstic part of this? Let me cracking up. They had
the dazzy is in a picture picture. This is fuck it mantle more interesting
back here o, Glacier says, listen, because fucking cats actual is here
in full gimmick. He looks good. He does look good. It looks
like he should wrestle with van Hammer. It was like he's getting Glacier said,
listen, that's good. But one last thing icing on the cake.
And he pulls out a helmet and Ka says, oh shit, I need
this. He puts it on backwards. What kind of helmet is this?
This has a name Fortnite helmet. Yeah, that's right, God says,
give me that man wear like a player. Kat says, you know you
fucking He looks at Glacier and he says, you throw in that eye and
you got a deal. Glacier says, the eye, and then he reaches
into his eye. He pulls out his contact and gives it to the cat
and says it's yours. And he somehow has a full bottle of saline to
give to the cat as well, and he says that's yours. So they
all fucking leave and Katsayashi is there and Glacier's full outfit stands up, and
by god, we go back to the fucking match, which is sadly still
happening. Not only is it still happening, but we're still in the fucking
rest. Holt from before I went away from the match and then paused the
match, I said, hold hold, hold, hold back in the road.
Good, Oh my god, I was so fucking mad. I was
so excited when it went away, and that I was brought back to a
stark, horrible reality when this guy ever had one good match ever? I
mean, no, what was that thing that Coddy Road said about on that
one time he wasn't mid this city? He said him was the most brutal,
unrelenting thing I've ever seen. Coddy Road said, stop, you know
nothing. You have drawn zero dollars. No fan has ever left the show
thinking about you. You were lucky to be a juiced up double lifer over
with the boys type in an error where you hit him plain sight coasting on
other success. Couldn't hang then can't get booked now, good god, oh
my god, that is just I don't know. That's like whatever you think
hate means. That's like that next level. Yeah, like that. He
definitely didn't think of that on the spot. That was like he's sat for
a minute. He dismantled a man's entire life's work in that tweet, and
that that's what he will be remembered for that tweet because no one saw w's
gonna be ship. All you had to do is that one good match that
someone can say, but do you remember, remember that's all you need.
It's like everyone, look, if you're a wrestler, you gotta have that
hang your hat match. If you have the hang your hat match, no
one can take shit away from you. But if you don't, Thankfully,
the miss has a lot of those. Yeah, he does a lot of
them. That is good because he's good, dude. The best part coming
out of the fucking uh Picture and Picture is today he says, Oh,
it looks like it was a fire sale back there. He sold his blue
eye, and Tonyvanni says it was contact Lenshi Mike, he didn't pluck his
eye out and get into him, And then they argue about this for the
entirety of the rest of the show. They if I know I saw that,
I just got to thought that. Yeah, man. So Chris Adams
goes with a super kick, Disco pulls the ref in front of him.
Shitty, shitty, fucking finish. Disco hits the chartbuster. Chris Adams does
the jackknife power bomb. That was dude, trying to get one over you.
Sure, so we go to our pre tape. Uh, Tory Wilson
is taking us into her hotel room. Now. Oh and she sits us
down on the bed and says She'll be right back. Yeah. You don't
think I'm trying to seduce you, do you? I do? Actually,
I think you're trying to fuck. She had to take a poopy. She
had like a big ass ship and she never comes back. Show ends and
she's just shitting now. Yeah, I'm locking the door, turning on to
that's a ring of honor. I'm going I got a some buttons on the
elevator. One of the ice machine to get an ice and they never use
it. Why is there an ice machine? He is there an ice machine?
But my coffee. I'm definitely getting candy out of the fridge. Yeah,
if you have a sandwich board or something or some kind of little sweet.
This is the rooms under your name, room service. You're locked in
the bathroom shitting. Can I get a this is this is uh toy Wilson.
Can I get a dope? Nice? Yeah? I just deliver it
to the door. Thank you. Get your biggest steak? You have a
Hamburger buye. Okay. There was three or four of these Tory Wilson things
throughout this entire show. This is the last one there is. There is
nothing that comes of this on this show. They can't you have to buy
the next one. I'm gonna fucking not watch the next one. To watch
it, you guys watch that on that dude, I'm watching of this ship
man watch show. Due. I'm gonna I'm gonna end it all if I
have to keep watching this. God damn. So what was what was What
was the idea here? Like? Did they just watch porn or something?
They said, let's just do this. Was this like a movie? Both?
Probably so? She uh so? I actually I was looking to hear
it just Tory Wilson's kind of w W shit here. She uh. Her
career started when she attended a w STIB show with her boyfriend and then after
going backstage, she was asked to walk out to the ring with Scott Steiner
and then later Kevin ash expressed an interest in doing a storyline with her.
It's all very fucking surprising. What you call storyline? Well, she first
appeared on the February eighth, ninety nine episode Nitro. It was revealed later
in storyline that Wilson was brought in by the nWo to seduce David Flair into
turning against his father. So that's what this is leading to. Okay,
yeah, I guess she does it well enough. That's where Toy went wrong.
She brought take a Flare back to the big. You got a big
I'm pouring ice all over the patress. Hey, Toy, I hungry,
I'm busy. Oh my goodness, Yeah, what I mean, what a
waste of time? I was like, Okay, maybe the last segment of
the show will be this Tory thing, reveal her fucking shipping on David Flara's
on. But no, it's nothing. Sorry, tune into one of the
other seven shows they got this week. About that funny? I bet if
I tune into fucking six o five on a Saturday, I won't find out
either. No, you just get a four banger. Magine this show,
right it, let's go let's go. So we go backstage. Me and
Jeane is waiting to get a word from somebody and uh as funny as hell,
dude it is. Billy Kidman comes up and mean Gene asks about his
uh miscommunication with Chavo tonight. Kim Ben is defending Chava. He says,
no, you know, it's just community miscommunication. You know, we got
out there didn't really know what what the other was thinking. You know,
we weren't really jelling as a team. And mean Gene takes umber. He
does not like what he's saying. Mean Jean says, you can't really use
that as an excuse. He's grilling over here. He didn't happen, not
once, but twice. When do you finally give up hope on him?
And Kidman is like, no, fucking you know, Chava's my friend.
You know we go way back. You know we could have went further.
But and mean Jean stops him again. He says, you say it's lack
of communication, but I think it's more than that. I think he's trying
to undermine you. Kimm says, no, dude, like we're fucking really
good friends. Yeah? Are you not good? You're not good? Yeah,
Java, Java was about to churn on you right now. This is
my favorite party. Chava comes up. This is he says, you know,
yeah, we could have won the belt or whatever. Me g says,
Kidman said it was your fault. You lost tonight. It speak yeah
me. She says, he's saying it's your fault. And John says,
whoa what are you talking about? I had nothing to do with it,
working as a team, And Kim says, oh, you know, you
know, it was just a little miscommunication. It was just, you know,
a ball was dropped. It's no big deal. Well, Chavo decks
Billy Kidman, much to the surprise of Me and Jean, and Jama said,
that's right, the ball was dropped by you and Chavo, who is
already now walking away. Nobody else is in the vicinity but Chavo, Billy,
Kimmen, and Mean Jean. Java's walking away. Mean Jean points him
and says, get him out of here. That's right, what a ship
starter, Mean Jean, what the fuck did you do that for? Mean
Jane was surprised when Chavo clotheslined and like he wasn't asking for him to do
it the whole time, said it was your fault. Give me you're a
bitch. I was nuts. We go to uh A pre tape here and
it shows b roll of a bunch of crazy places. Some would say they're
like gyms. Maybe say that I believe you got ten thousand dollars in ones
and went to the gym gold It's a social experiment. They show up with
ten thousand dollars in ones at the gym. Tony James just doesn't have money
like me and you do so like he doesn't understand, like what it's like
going to the bank thousand again, fucking and doing my three favorite limits.
We think we go buy suits, stick our labor to the gym at ten
thousand dollars in hell. Yeah that's just I go to this trip club and
want to kill myself. We're not the same. I'm in the elevator front
of buttons and ship my pants. I'm eating a dune, I got a
cup of I got a bucket of ice. What am I doing this?
It just melts in my room? Cool? You know I like going to
ice sheet So it shows b ro Man a lot of crazy places like the
Gold Club. Yeah, yeah, my favorite gym, not like any of
this matters. Doesn't show any of it. It just shows up yourself.
I would have loved a shot of Raven and Canyon dancing in a gym and
a gym in I can't get in suits with ten dollars out bitch me right
now they're doing, they're swinging, saying some money over their head. So
Raven and Canyon are are back home at Raven's mansion and Raven here's the door
open and looks at the camera, says the witches. Yeah, well yeah,
Katy says, we gotta go. Your mom's here. So they uh,
they go back into the house and his mom's there, and they come
back down the stairs and now they are in different clothes, back to the
original clothes for some reason. When he's covered, Doug kiddies put his pants
on. I don't know what they were doing up there and what's going on?
You know what, Tony is that they uh they winging the same toilett
that thousand dollars physical. But it went from the garage to upstairs somehow upstairs
you know James upstairs garages car out of the garage and turlet falf second story.
Now they got as rip bro sounds like a Saint Row fucking figure something
in the first Yeah, just fucking drive the car on and crash. He
died. That sounds like some Roger ship for American dad. He'd have an
upstairs garage. You're right, how the hell did this go here? I
didn't do that. So Raven's mom says, w c W called in the
board meeting and then wan to come back to work. What he's called the
board meeting. Raven's bob, What is Raven's mom on the board of the
bay do? You might be right? I don't know if they said that,
but that makes sense. That's how Raven works at w c W because
his mom. No, he had rebellious phase where he went and worked in
that bingo hall that he came through the real wrestling company. His car in
the second story to the gym. But suits, you know what, I
might be coming back around on this one as long as his rebellious face was
easy. W it a'll make. Yeah, it's a rebellious face. You
know, it's likely we had that one. You know, it's like the
butterfly effect, you know. Yeah, So Raven looks at the camera and
as he's walking away, and she's not too bright is she Oh fucking ship
man. You know I didn't. I'll be honest with you, Tony,
I didn't make the fairest Bueller uh connection here. Oh yeah, definitely.
It's a great call though. Yeah, yeah, I agree, man,
because I was like, the camera not real or something. I didn't understand
that bears Buel either. Why you talk to Cara. Let's go on here,
understand the baby or not it for the wall. He turns to the
garified speech. Give me ten thousand dollars and one that's raven. Give that
was blue? Meanie, good question, Teddy? Tell you it shows a
replay of Brett Hart versus Roddy Piper for the US title Onlay. Yeah.
Well it shows the old match and it was cool because Will Sasso is here.
Oh Stone God. So I'm assuming this is coming off of Brett being
on Mad TV. Do you remember that? I think so. Yeah.
They did a thing on the show where like fucking him and Will like Brett
hard shot on him on that TV. Yeah. I guess this was supposed
to be like the icy title rematch for them, right supposedly? Yeah,
remember this guy, You guys remember what Will sass? Oh? Hell yeah,
don't Toddy. What was that from? I don't remember. Oh,
hell yeah I do. I thought it's funny. Here's Brett hard and h
Yeah. Will Sasso is here, man. He is a huge component of
this, of course huge. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to the hotel.
Is that what all the segments were? Yeah, Tory Wilson revealed Will
be awesome man, and they run back all the segments, except now it's
him in the segments too. Will you want to come back to telling me
Will Sasso Bald Boobies under is brought to you by Skittles. That's all we
got. Yeah, they don't have the big Jake Peg sandwich. So you
go to another pre tape. It's Hulk Cogan telling the entire b team that
they are the new leaders, which this is also a recap from Nitro.
Yeah, he tells literally the entire Beat team individually. All the way down
the line, he's gas letting every buddy. It's so fucking funny. Yeah.
At first he's talking to Horis Hogan, which always gets me excited.
Chat super callow hat. Hogan says, you got my blood in you man,
and you're the guy that took control and you're the guy that can lead
the black and white guys. All this is so crazy. You got you
can lead the black and white guys? What what do you mean? What
do you think? Yes, I can, I like black and white guys.
Oh that's right, because I forgot the n W elite or what what
was it called the red and black and the was it elite? Was that?
That's right? Yeah, and then the black and white was just leftovers
of like people that couldn't join the elite, right, yeah, yeah,
So you're the guy that can lead these black and white guys. And Horace
says, whoa, whoa, he's so fun away by this, and Halk
says, I want to take over completely on the other side, dude.
Then it cuts immediately thunderstylp to Hogan talking to Brian goddamn Adams. Yea,
and Hawk says that's the only time that Brian Adams has ever gotten that.
How you he's the leader. Hawk says, you have taken over and you
were born to lead, brother, and I want you QT no low profiling,
QT A million times the fuck QT low profile, dude. I want
to take over the black and white. They're your children. Look after them
like they are. What the fuck? Are you talking about? Said fuck
you? Adams said you got my blood and YouTube. Now Hogan is dunking
is Stevie Ray says, you're the guy that needs to help me, dude,
You're the one that could lead those black and white guys for lines.
Please, anybody is anyone watching the well? Steve Rae says, yeah,
I'm the man, and again says you are the man, dude. Best,
the best way to do this thing. Pull the curone over their eyes,
Dude, this way we got most of them. Don't tell them a
thing. Then Hogan is talking to God damn Vincent Virgil Hogan, so I
want you to be the leader of the black and white dude, between you
and me on the QT, don't slipe anybody around you know, I know
you got that killer instinct. But on the QT, look at these guys
and take you know, look over them like you're your children, dude,
and we'll lead them to the water of the drink. And Vince's yeah,
I'm the daddy and I love kiss. Yeah, Hogan kiss his summer and
Vince says, yeah for life, man, and then Vincent leaves and Hogan
wipes off his mouth with his shirt for a long time going you you kissed
that? What's wrong with you? No? That ship matters because it's time
for the future. Bat of the evening. Well, there's no black and
white dudes in this Man of vent dudes, and I'll give a ship.
There's no black and white dudes. There's no red and black dudes. There's
only Van Hammer. The main event, the main event of the evening Van
Hammer and Kasayashi as Glacier versus Dina Malinka and Crispin Wah Tag team Channel tournament
match. Both both teams are losers or no yeah. Malinko and Benoa lost
to Perfect and Burry Wyndham. Van Hammer Kazayashi lost to whoever. It doesn't
matter, I didn't say. Van Hammer comes out with Kazayashi and says this
here is my little ninja friend. Fuck you man, Well, van Hammer,
this is crazy. First off, van Hammer, they have the they
have a big guy little guy team, yes, and van Hammer decides to
be an asshole all nights along instead, bitch. So Kasayashi comes out here
in the Glacier entrance gear, which gotta pop out of me. I though
that was very funny. It does cut to d DP talking to Rita Rita
seven. She's an interviewer. She has like a show on NBC. I
think it's called Later. Oh is that wait, really, Tony, is
that right? Yeah? My man, I thought she was just saying her
show was on later. Her show is later? This is good, right,
I think so? Anyway, it doesn't matter. She does d dp's
whole stick right in front of them, dude, the whole Like, Yeah,
she's Hollywood Scumhogan, you're going down to yea woo feel the bank.
She does everybody's ship. Yeah, and DDP says, what a mark.
He likes it. He says scary, but I like it. He looks
Ferris Bueller style Toni into the camera. He looked at the camera, says,
I like it, dude. Jail dude, are we fucking forgetting his
wife's Atacoma? Dude? Yeah, wait, you're right. What the fuck?
Is this not a concern the hospital? Yeah? That could be,
could be so yeah. Van Hammer and Crispin wa Or started this match up
off, which is a crazy sin. It's locking up here Van Hammer here.
Is he a hippie? Yeah, he's a hippie. He was always
a hippie. He got it. So Van Hammer is going hold for hold
with Chris bin Wah. They're fifty to fifty. Kasayashi and Malinko are now
in here. Shavani says, Kasayashi or should I say the new Glacier and
they say no. Kasayashi and ben Wah somehow do absolutely nothing here, which
is pretty crazy. Van Hammer comes in and yeah, they got a big
guy, little guy team and for some reason, the big guy is coming
in off a tag and working holds. What is wrong with you? He
was sabotageding. Kevin Nass said, yeah, brother, work a hold yet
heard? Yeah? Okay? Kevin Nash was bat. They're fucking with them,
that's good. The commentary is given up by the way, dude,
I can't imagine anyone's to watch the Thunder at this point right like they like
the rating has to be horrible. Yeah, the commentary is legit arguing about
Glacier's eye. Still during this whole fucking match, the crowd is completely fucking
dead, Like he gets it in a hold and a guy she just boy
so Ben wab About twenty minutes into this fucking fifteen minute match, Chops van
Hammer took long enough. It was very hard. It was cool just going
back to the fucking Piper bread thing. I told forgot about this until you
mentioned the crowd. The dude in the crowd. Sure it was during the
Piper's on the floor during the Brett recap and someone in the crowd yells Piper
retire, you won't fuck Then he was entitled a huge pop too. Yeah,
it's awesome. Sorry, I have to get in there talking about here.
Yeah, and watch obs and these dudes somehow, especially van Hammer Kasayashi.
I mean, like I can understand Malinko and Ben Wallach, this is
another thunder and like they to, Yeah, they don't give a fuck about
w CW right now, and like they're trying to get out, but like
van Hammer and Kasayashi are not trying to get out. They're trying to blind
the card, trying to keep a jobs. Just got a new gimmick you
think you go all off for. Yeah, he didn't do one glacier move.
I know what one kick? Come on, man, you know the
worst thing about Kaz getting the gimmick, he didn't even get the entrance.
He didn't even buy the Yeah we get they got that too. So yeah,
de Malinko hits a super plex on cas Hayashi, Malinko tags bnoa Hayashi
hot shots, Malinko Bena, Malinko hit a clothesline, bulldog doomsday device.
That was cool. Yeah, that was cool because fucking Malinko does a tiger
driver in this too. I was like, oh, this is cool,
but I was like, I'm so fucking sick of how shitty this show was.
I couldn't even get excited about that. That was And Bobby Dunkan whatever
just fucking killed everything I should and Mike Duncan, I should have known when
that was the first match, and I should have, like I should have
sat would be a different one to your boys. No, that's all good,
you gotta Yeah, you're right, you're right. I mean, the
raven thing we were eventually gonna have to I can't. I'm actually that the
raven thing was on the show, and it wasn't why we watched the show.
Yeah, you're right, but tell you're right all time legendary Ravens segments.
I mean, but these are also on Nitro. We probably could have
watch Nyro, but you know, these are all things I mean, school
though we would have missed Bobby Duncan Junior and Mike Enis well also oh man,
yeah, dumb coum. Well, you know that's why I'm glad they
replaced the Nightro so we get the best of both the world seies. It's
a full experience here. We gotta know what's going on. You know.
It's actually kind of sick. We get all the best ship from Nitro to
video package and we get more content. Are you kidding? The bullshit at
night? We just watched the best of Yeah, Nightro is probably fifteen hours,
dude, it was the best of little was there? That's the fuck
ship to back? Then whatever is I want to see this? The bulldog
thing was the fucking finish of the match. By the way, ye oh
no, sorry they did the bulldog and then then while put in a cross
face in one dude, I like their cross face, the setup by the
way he stands up, but they just puts it back on the mat.
So we're just gonna bury the new Glacier. He paid outboards of fifty thousand
dollars and didn't do any Glaciers moves about a million times. I never saw.
I think they cut off the air immediately, so I never saw that.
Get this ship off the air. The last thing I wrote here in
all caps was what the fuck was the point of this story? Willson?
Bullshit? What you mean? Just tune in next week you'll see No,
I'll week you'll see probably fucking hell Man thunder. The first thing you see
is a Hollywood Hoogan night sure replay. You see all these black and white
dudes around here? Brother, you can't say that ship? Brother? Why
then? Can I? Dude? Yeah? What should I say? You're
right? And I'll say it, dude. You got my blood in the
brother. Fucking what a shitty. I think after the main they should just
restart the tag tournament different, different three months stri we don't just restarted.
Yeah, let's put some boards easy here. Yeah, man makes some why
not? That's yes, they should do this. They should restart and just
shovel the teams again. That's trying to get get it right. Vortext or
some ship. They'll just randomly come out. Yeah you Van Hammerton was super
calm now and who is now dressed up like Glacier? Oh my god.
Mike Inoson Junior told again Brettard and will Sasurn God the rock you should have
done because Goldberg Streak just said that. I think Kevin Dash just beat that
ship in the end of the year last year, and then they did the
figure pocket doom and now we're this ship. It's great. So you told
me it didn't get better off the figure pocket Dubuck you Kevin Nash record pay
per view buys. I just want to make sure you understand that. Yeah,
come on, man, Okay, I don't know how he did it,
but ninety nine had like the most record buyers for most of the shows.
He told Van Hammer to work ahold, man, I mean it really
changed the ship here, dude. Yeah, eleven million people wanting dude,
Kevin Nash went to every match and said work ahold. They did. They
had fifteen thousand people waiting outside the arena the year if the new Glacier was
gonna win or not, and naturally they said lost, it would have done,
dude. Oh there was something in the point though, James. There
was something in the observed where it was like the crowd was because this was
a double taping. There was like one live one tape, and the crowd
was so fist at the end of it because like Goldberg and Nash and all,
like the names didn't come out that they started channing the name of the
next wat what it was in your house? Rock Bottom? In your house?
Rock Bottom? That's aw what a chap dude in your house? The
other half rock Bottom, Well was orchestrated, dude. I think it was
as the massacret So, oh my god, that's it. Horrible show,
never never run a never started. I don't think they're gonna turn it now.
Sorry, who cares? Well? That was gonna be thunder for February
eleventh, nineteen ninety nine. And that is fucking it for you show.
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