BONUS: Let's Talk About (BAD) Sex!

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Speaker 1: Hello, good, just welcome to the Gift them a la la bonus episode. Oh my gosh, I'm really.

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Speaker 2: Excited for this.

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Speaker 3: But this is truly a boner episode.

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Speaker 1: You guys, truly a boner episode, jess You were telling me that, like the more sexual content when we do the clips, when we put them on TikTok, they do great.

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Speaker 4: They get more interaction and the one of you being vulnerable as a mama, that got a lot too. But yeah, and we get a lot of dms on Instagram when we talk sexy. But I know, not everyone loves it, so we're not. I know we're not going to do it all the time for bonus.

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Speaker 1: But bonus, well yeah, yeah, I feel like today we can do it. We we're gonna hit all the notes with the bonus episodes, but today we're talking about, Jessica. What is the theme of today's guys?

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Speaker 4: The prompt and I want to make sure. I mean, it's a basic prompt, but it's so fun. The prompt is worst sexual experience. And we're going to start off with our Easton Care to share Easton?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to go first? Can I share two?

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Speaker 3: Please?

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Speaker 2: Do?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Mine was like high school. But I'm a good guy, and you know, good guys do things, So.

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Speaker 1: Good guys do things, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I I usually you know, finger stuff first and then you gotta.

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Speaker 3: Smell smell your fingis.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of do it with so they don't know you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Easton, Can we do each other a favor right now, Let's pretend like we're not related shape or form.

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Speaker 2: So it was a smelly kitty And no, I don't know if most guys do this, but usually when you know you're making out getting intimate. I don't know, do you guys making out at this age just turns into sex? Have you noticed that.

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Speaker 1: I'm making out thirty three? Or high school?

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Speaker 2: No? Like high school, you could make out dirt a little bit and you'd go home.

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Speaker 1: And dry hump.

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Speaker 3: Oh have you ever came from dry humping?

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Speaker 2: No? No, there was a dude that dirt with jeans on and he cut his dick up. I was like, dude, no, I'd have said, you're hurting me. Like for you to just sit there and be like this is so great and this never happens that I'll just take the dick ripping. Oh yeahtheart up and off?

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Speaker 3: Hold on? Did you fingered.

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, I tested the waters, tested the waters smell and it wasn't a very it was a very gross smell.

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Speaker 3: And you just kept having just.

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Speaker 2: A nice guy, can't be like, yeah, you vagina stinks, goodbye.

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Speaker 1: I would pretend like my dog divers, like you just cla well, like you just I would have said, hold on, I got to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: And then that.

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Speaker 1: Fuck said I have some really bad news.

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Speaker 2: Your vagina stings like my dad dog that I'm pretending that my dog died. Okay, so did your cat from the smell of it.

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Speaker 1: You know what, let me tell you something to my ladies out there.

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Speaker 2: Wash up.

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Speaker 1: When you're sexual well, yes, absolutely wash up. But when you are sexually active, you know you you have some tools present. Sure, shove it up there, give it a swirl, give it a taste. Yeah, make what I think, make sure you're good to go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it, taste yourself. If a girl won't taste herself either.

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Speaker 3: That's when you know you got to the red flag.

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Speaker 2: Red flag. But yeah, that was my that was the worst sexual experience. Because how old are you?

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Speaker 1: A sophomore or no?

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Speaker 2: I probably like twenty.

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Speaker 1: You said you were in high school.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I lied out of high school.

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Speaker 1: Collegey collegey? Say a high school. I remember you being kind of pint.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't get lad in high school. We all know that I was like five or five.

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Speaker 1: He was so cute, little bitty beans. He was a little bitty bean, so he wasn't flicking people were.

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Speaker 3: I liked the tiny boys. My first boyfriend, Tommy was tiny, and I made out.

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Speaker 2: With tiny tiny tom How you made out with him hard?

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Speaker 3: We were in like seventh grade.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I made out of him.

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Speaker 3: I was a little risque.

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Speaker 4: I didn't do any under the pants stuff, but i'd do a nice little dry hump at fourteen out Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Watch out? Thirteen?

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Speaker 2: See I got I didn't get to do the durfing. No one wanted to durf me.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. You were too busy playing with your like other small friends, not.

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Speaker 2: Them with my small friends and playing with my small penis. High school was great.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, get into your two lot because I'm dying to know worst sexual experiences.

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Speaker 1: H my worst sexual experience. The first one was this guy who we had had sex before whatever, and he played football in Seattle. He was like, hey, come out for the weekend. I was living in Utah and I was like, great, sounds good. I had just wrapped up Anti Flow, and I was like, we're killing the game. I go out, we sleep together.

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Speaker 2: Did he wrap him up?

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Speaker 1: Obviously?

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Speaker 2: What did you wrap him up? Oh?

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Speaker 1: We always used condoms. Save sex is great sex exactly you Conye West?

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Speaker 3: No, that was Lil Wayne. Come on, we see baby. Please say the motherfucking baby. Oh no, fuck you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I love hip hop music. What lill Wayne? You're right? Yeah, lost my virginity to that song Lollipop remix. I am at.

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Speaker 3: Her about me now that I knew that lyrics because.

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Speaker 2: That song, what song.

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Speaker 3: That's a hot song to lose your virginity too.

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Speaker 1: That's why I said it, because that is the remix with Kanye West.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not, yes, it is yes, it is Bob.

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Speaker 1: That's why I knew. I knew I was onto something. It was the remix where he's likest is just like that le Pard. It's the remix.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, am I right? Look like you don't want it. No, that's that's Little Wayne.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not sophisticate because the brain is off the chain.

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Speaker 3: And then that's Little Wayne still.

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Speaker 1: But it's the remix I think is with hold on, we need we really need to deep dive in. Okay, No, he goes, she ride my space ship till she get to dry up.

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Speaker 3: Then I hit this, Yeah it is Kanye, yes, and she gets.

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Speaker 1: So oh I knew I was smarter than you.

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Speaker 3: It is right, it's little Way Kanye.

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Speaker 1: I think that's all right, it's the remix. Yes, okay, I feel so.

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Speaker 2: Much better about myself.

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Speaker 1: I really was judging. I was like, okay, now we've really fallen off and we need to get back on anyway. So of course I blow his fucking mind because that's just what I do in bed Eastern closure ears done. I don't know you, you don't know me right now, perfect, And he's embarrassed and he wants to do round two because he feels like he needs to prove himself sure, So I'm like fuck it whatever, like, and I'm also like trying to stroke his ego. We do it again, and I'm clearly like still getting rid of whatever I'm getting rid of right now. Me at that point in time, I was probably twenty twenty two period.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I want to make sure I'm understanding.

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Speaker 1: And he was not happy about it, okay, And if this happened to me now and a man reacted to me that way, I'd be looking at him, going, you are lucky that that I just graced you with this.

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Speaker 5: I could have a baby, I birth babies. I make life right, like you're welcome right. But at this point in time, I was very insecure about this.

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Speaker 1: It made me so insecure. Anyway, I go home whatever, I don't go home. He leaves to go to practice, and I'm doing the bedding right. He comes home from practice and we get back into the bed because it's nighttime at this point, and he looks at the sheets and goes, you couldn't get this out, and there's like a little dot of blood. And finally I lost it. I was like, good, I lost it on him, and I was like, and also, you've got a bloody arm that you have bandage that I'm sure it's from that. And I basically told him to go fuck himself good And I never spoke to him again. And I was so disgusted. He looks a hot mess now and was dropped from the league pretty soon after that. Most of them turned into like pretty big fucking losers. Yeah, the ones that like I was so upset about. The other one was I was banging it out with a basketball player and he lasted forty five seconds, and it was like I talked to you for some months and I was thinking, like this was gonna be amazing. We've been waiting to see each other, talking every single day, and now I'm in your city and you last forty five seconds and don't even like try to finish me off.

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Speaker 4: Mister forty five. The disappointing part is not trying to finish you off.

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Speaker 1: Forty I called him, We call him mister forty five.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, is not trying to finish you off. Because here's the thing. Forty five seconds you're like, oh hell yeah, I just rocked his world. But then not then being like okay, good night, that was your.

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Speaker 1: Mind, right, And I was like, he's an athlete, so I know that he's like getting cookie right, like he's lasting. No, he was not lasting.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he hasn't had sex a lot.

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Speaker 1: Boo boo.

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Speaker 4: Men, if you don't last long, that's okay, but that's give me a girl what they need.

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Speaker 2: Just finish up the job. Yeah right, Yeah, I'm having to do that because I'm usually coming quick.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here's mine. It almost left me.

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Speaker 4: See that's the attitude for me, just blessed to be here. Mine was of so long ago, and I was like experimenting with like, oh, come on.

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Speaker 3: My face and stuff. It's like this will be hot. It was a relationship. But I had had him come on like the lower part of.

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Speaker 1: My face before a clause Yesta Claus deal.

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Speaker 3: So I'm on my knees and then he comes on my face, but it gets in my eye. I didn't. I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I had maybe gotten come in my eye before, but it's been fine while this.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what he ate. I don't know what was going on.

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Speaker 4: It felt like you were you would cut a jalapeno and shove it in my eye.

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Speaker 3: My eye just I was like, I'm like, it's bote.

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Speaker 2: He was like, what what's going on?

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Speaker 3: I think? And I'm like running naked through his house and go to the bathroom. I'm like washing it out. I'm like, what's going on? What did you eat?

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Speaker 4: And he's like, I don't know anyway, just red as red as can be.

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Speaker 3: What do you think it was? I have no idea, you think no he was. He was my boyfriend. I won't say too much. I don't want to say how long because then because of skyle, he was my boyfriend. And with all my.

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Speaker 4: Boyfriends, I we do the STD check, so I knew he hadn't cheated on me.

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Speaker 3: Thank god it was not.

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Speaker 4: But I think it was something he ate or it just and I told him from now on I was dead serious, and he always got so pissed.

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Speaker 3: You can come on my face. You just have to let me wear goggles and I and he would get so fid be like, I'm not alone. I'm not letting you wear goggles.

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Speaker 2: You just want to champion champagne. Yes, swim putting.

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Speaker 1: Put on your bifocals.

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Speaker 2: If I was trying to get off to a woman on her knees, I would feel like a fucking pedophile.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't get the problem.

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Speaker 4: If I wear normal glasses, the com can still get in my eye.

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Speaker 3: So give me.

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Speaker 4: Let me wear goggles and you close your eyes. I don't know what to tell you. Let me wear swim goggles. I don't think it's that big of an ask. Then you could come all over the space. Okay, that's you're a freak.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's hear what other people had to say.

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Speaker 3: Okay, first one, me and my high school boyfriend. You guys are so funny.

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Speaker 4: Me and my Okay, me and my high school boyfriend tried anal for the first time with conditioner as lube, and I passed out.

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Speaker 3: Wait why did she pass out?

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Speaker 2: The pain because it was a camera? Yeah, because I was happy.

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Speaker 1: Have been the chemicals, because your butthole is biggest vein. That could have been. Why the chemicals?

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Speaker 2: Hold on? What kind of conditioner we made? She said, to write back in with what kind?

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Speaker 1: I hope it was one that didn't test on animals?

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Speaker 4: Me too, I think that, Yes, me too. I'm sorry about that, but that just made me laugh. Shaving all over to look like a baby dolphin and buying a one horning what like.

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Speaker 1: How desperate do you have to how horny to be? Like just put it in my ass this conditioner? Like you didn't plan this out, like you just got horny. I think you never have done it done it before. It would be a well thought out plan, like we need the ky jelly, let's google, like, let's do some xlax instead.

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Speaker 3: To make you ship. Yeah, they planned to anal. I don't think they planned it.

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Speaker 2: Do you think it was in the shower? Maybe the heat got her too.

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Speaker 3: No, I think it was in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: I think they were hiding or probably at a high school party.

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Speaker 2: Using conditioner to fuck anal at a high school?

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Speaker 3: Like, why not lotion?

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Speaker 1: Though? Why not anything? It's right there until you have proper lubrication. That's true.

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Speaker 3: Do you like anal?

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Speaker 1: I don't knock the hole you want to go into, right, I prefer don't get near my asshole because we've already talked about it. I know what goes on down there, but like I.

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Speaker 2: Don't want to each his own.

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Speaker 1: If you do get that an anal, but like I feel like there's a way to do it.

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Speaker 3: You need properly. It shouldn't be scented.

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Speaker 1: And I talked to you.

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Speaker 2: Kind of like trash.

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Speaker 1: Guys that are for breeze.

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Speaker 3: That's bad for you. You'll pass out like this port I care.

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Speaker 2: I rather pass out. Yeah, I don't like anal.

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Speaker 3: I hate anal.

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Speaker 1: Get away from my asshole. But that sex specialist that I had on like a while ago, I want to say, like two years ago, I said, what's the one thing that is the biggest game changer in sex. And she was like, lube even if you're like no, no, but she said like, I don't care if you are wet as they call your young and fertile, and oh my gosh, juice box lube changes everything.

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Speaker 2: So we can go from forty five to twenty eight.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like you should just have it on hand, no matter what.

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Speaker 3: I bet because of like the tingling sensation or whatever. I feel like I use.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever used ky jelly that his and hers? Yeah, I use that one. Yeah, I is it game changing? Well yeah, forty five secs, but yeah, we're not doing much after.

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Speaker 1: That, mister forty five.

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Speaker 2: If you use ky jelly, it's twenty five.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh wow, oh shout out.

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Speaker 1: Kay, stop stop making it so that our female listeners want to fuck you. Some twenty five seconds.

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Speaker 2: I'll finish off finger wise.

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Speaker 1: Man to someone else who's not my brother.

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Speaker 3: Very nice, very nice East shaving, that's true.

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Speaker 4: This is sad shaving all over to look like a baby dolphin and buying new lingerie for thirty seconds of shit in all caps.

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Speaker 2: No, maybe I fucked her at least I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: Oh, but like thirty seconds of shit sex.

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Speaker 1: That is the worst. Maybe I was the guy when I have broken out my like yummiest lotions and I am like, but what do you guys think is have shaved good.

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Speaker 6: My lasered legs for you, right right, shaved my lasered cookie for you, for you, mister forty.

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Speaker 4: Five, who doesn't even finish her off afterwards.

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Speaker 2: We can get we can get bad at those people. But you, guys, what do you guys expect from us? You come in, you look great in lingerie, You're soft. I could look at you, touch you once and I'm almost done.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's very and you're such a gentleman.

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Speaker 3: That's very sweet.

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Speaker 2: Either take the compliment, give me another thirty forty minutes and their four.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, right, all right, all right.

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Speaker 4: This I was giving a bloke I love with people job. I was giving a bloke a blowjob.

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Speaker 1: I like when they call him, what's a bloke?

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Speaker 3: Like? This person is probably from England?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, a guy.

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Speaker 4: I was giving a guy a blokeable blow job, and he was so drunk he actually wet himself instead of coming.

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Speaker 3: I can't. I can't wet himself like Pete.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because she said she was giving him a blow job. Yeah, my love, he peede in her mouth.

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Speaker 2: I know fetish.

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Speaker 1: I would have bitch slap, I would throw up. That is beyond a horrific experience. That's not just.

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Speaker 2: Like a lot of people like it, but some people like getting golden showers.

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Speaker 1: But that needs to be discussed. Don't golden shower me unless we've spoken about it. And also, like, let's also be in a shower, golden shower me in an.

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Speaker 2: Actual shower with I can't see a guy wanting to golden shower like if a girl was like golden shower me. I look at it, and I don't think we're on the same past week.

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Speaker 1: But that's why it's important because like again, this is a judgment free zone. Everyone won't have their own kinks. Like that's why things have to be spoken about with your sexual If you're having a one night stand, just assume that it's regular old g rated sex. All right, you're hitting it from behind, your legs are in the air, missionary, don't try your kinks out on a one night stand unless you met on some weird fetish website and you're on the same page.

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Speaker 2: I have a question for the both of you, yeah, how long should a guy last?

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Speaker 4: Oh, to me, it's like it doesn't it doesn't matter. You can last ten seconds.

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Speaker 3: But then what's not the sound of it?

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Speaker 1: Then he was like rolled over and we.

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Speaker 3: Watched Rush Hour, great movies of all the movies.

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Speaker 1: And I'm looking at a show a guy.

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Speaker 2: If a guy isn't going to finish you off, so good, it.

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Speaker 1: Is so good, all all of them. Because how many are there? Three?

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Speaker 3: There are nights, Four is coming out.

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Speaker 2: I think they say four was in the works.

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Speaker 3: Okay, why are you asking about lasting? How long?

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Speaker 1: Would how long?

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Speaker 2: Well? No, let me hear what I feel like.

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Speaker 1: We start pushing into like the twenty five thirty minute range, like please stop.

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Speaker 4: Don't have sex with me for thirty minutes unless we're four playing, unless we're doing things, unless we're in like a kinky little like blood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a whole the whole thing, but like, please don't jackhammer. Like okay, so actual insertion.

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Speaker 3: I feel like twenty is such a good spot.

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Speaker 4: Twenty minute now yeah, like fifteen to twenty actual insertion.

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Speaker 3: But also we're moving around and doing our things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, girls, keep it in, keep the coming.

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Speaker 4: You could also do edging of sorts, you're about to come and then what was that?

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Speaker 1: Will you take it out?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's like last the.

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Speaker 2: Man power that would take to pull.

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Speaker 3: Out, you gotta do it.

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Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck are you fucking? Rihanna, Like you're actually think you're fucking like.

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Speaker 2: The mostmo wago. You get a five everywhere I go.

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Speaker 1: No boo a tartar a tar tar.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've done this before. This was bad.

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Speaker 4: Started getting hot and heavy with my ex did the deed. Then realize I had a tampon in have you Have you ever done that lot?

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Speaker 1: No, but I've had a friend do that before and she was doing it a lot with the same guy who had a giant dick, and he was fine. Well, they must have been comfortable with each other because he was like something smells smells funky and he got it out for her. I was like, what a cookie are you giving that? A man would be like, and I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna help you, Like that's how it's never happened to me.

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Speaker 4: It happened to me, And it was the next day I knew I knew it happened because I was like, I was were you drunk. Yeah, I said I have my period, and he and we just said it was consensual. But we ended up having sex, and the next day I was like, I had a tampon it and I went straight to my guy now and she goes, that's okay, this happens, and she took it up.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't dig it up there and get it.

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Speaker 3: That would make me pass out. There's really Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, you couldn't go up there and dig it out.

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Speaker 3: I can't think of that. I shocked. It wouldn't make you pass out.

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Speaker 1: No, it's weird, Like, yeah, I always wondered how I gave birth and also how I could have a period without passing out because blood makes me so nauseous.

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Speaker 3: Were you fine using tampons as a young really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think it's the pain or like the thought of like a needle being in my arm and blood coming out or something like like the it's more of a mental anyway. There was a funny one about queefing in there. Did you see I just pulled it up? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 4: In high school, making out with dream guy went to the next level, laid.

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Speaker 3: Down and creaped so loud I died. Making out with her dream guy, so she wasn't even having sex, went to the next level, laid down.

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Speaker 1: A nice level, meaning like I think that they like maybe he was fingering her. There's got to be a way for air to enter, so he there was something that was putting the air inside.

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Speaker 3: I hate that word so much.

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Speaker 1: Quef. I remember in elementary school we were playing kickball and I took the ball into the bathroom and I brought it back out and this little fucker goes, did you queep on it? And I didn't know what it meant, but I immediately started crying because it got embarrassed. And then I told the duty ratt, I have a rat.

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Speaker 2: The duty is the recess, the duty, the duty.

00:23:38
Speaker 3: But this was their title for people.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that what it's called with everybody?

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Speaker 3: D U T Y. Yeah, I've never heard that in.

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Speaker 1: My life, where like they sit outside with a whistle.

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Speaker 2: She was our duty? Is that really it? I don't know if that's it. Yeah, I don't producer John's given us the I don't know if that's it either, but I think we were calling it's called the duty.

00:24:00
Speaker 1: You're also the name for oh, you're on duty.

00:24:03
Speaker 4: It's also the kids that's why I was confused. Parents came home early.

00:24:09
Speaker 3: He made me hide in his closet, but asked.

00:24:12
Speaker 1: Naked midst his parents came home.

00:24:16
Speaker 3: Obviously it was probably college.

00:24:18
Speaker 1: Well, I get it. I mean my mom could come home. I'm a grown ass woman.

00:24:22
Speaker 4: Would you make them? What would you do? Would you say you gotta have a guest?

00:24:27
Speaker 1: Well, by the way, if I was coming home and we were gonna bump peepes, my mom would be shipped off to Utah or somewhere else, or it should be at the hotel. That's a little too close because then I also have to assume that my baby's gone. Sure, so we're having toys and all the fun, and like you want to I want to get yep.

00:24:48
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep, back house. They can't hear it.

00:24:51
Speaker 1: Maybe I want to go into the back house, bibble you know who knows, who knows? Dirty it all up?

00:24:58
Speaker 2: Maybe get in the pool. That's why.

00:25:00
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, though. Let me tell you.

00:25:01
Speaker 4: If I'm having sex with a guy and his parents come home and he makes me hide in the close, I'm not doing it.

00:25:06
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

00:25:08
Speaker 1: I should hope not at thirty two.

00:25:11
Speaker 3: In high school.

00:25:12
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have done it. I would have said give me a T shirt and I'll run out the window or something.

00:25:17
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it, would you.

00:25:19
Speaker 1: I just I think Lauren would have been in a closet for really, I feel like I've hidden a mony closet naked.

00:25:27
Speaker 4: When he came, he said, Spurmes, I hate him, spies.

00:25:35
Speaker 3: I hate it so much. I hate it so much. I'm sick.

00:25:37
Speaker 2: I had a buddy that he came on a girl's chest. Yeah, and then he like got no, he got some with his thumb and then he wiped her forehead and went, Simba.

00:25:50
Speaker 1: That was kind of badass.

00:25:51
Speaker 3: That's kind of fun.

00:25:52
Speaker 1: Was it his girlfriend? No, I don't know. I'm pretty into the sun.

00:26:02
Speaker 2: What do you do?

00:26:03
Speaker 1: Laughs?

00:26:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would laugh. That's funny. Spurmes is a little like Spurmes is discover.

00:26:09
Speaker 4: Spurmes is like, oh, you're cutesy, and I don't want my man who just fucked me to be cutesy.

00:26:14
Speaker 1: I also don't like when men say that they I did have someone in high school say that they like put like sprayed their babies on me, and it's like, that's disgusting. Get away from me.

00:26:26
Speaker 3: It's so gross, disgusting.

00:26:30
Speaker 2: J Cole shame babysitting, but my kids all on her count that's he's.

00:26:34
Speaker 1: Jake hole though. Okay, he can tell me that his babies are all over my stomach. Anytime dude was.

00:26:42
Speaker 4: Dude, dude was high as fucking ends up dude was high as fuck and ends up farting as giving you brown.

00:26:56
Speaker 2: Now ship shrap on her chin.

00:27:00
Speaker 1: Would be our poop particles real, yes, so she could have gotten I'm disgusted once again.

00:27:09
Speaker 3: Men are disgusting.

00:27:11
Speaker 1: Well, it's like if you can't handle your refer bro because you start getting gassy, like don't allow me to put my mouth on your.

00:27:17
Speaker 3: Tail, okay, or like you should can lightly move my head up.

00:27:22
Speaker 1: You should know this by now, just like I'm not going to go to a steak dinner and fuck you after why because it just ain't gonna be right?

00:27:32
Speaker 2: All right?

00:27:37
Speaker 3: Is this the last one because we're ending strong?

00:27:39
Speaker 1: Okay?

00:27:40
Speaker 3: Sad, it's sad.

00:27:42
Speaker 4: This is not strong, This is like, this is not good and you shouldn't So what is.

00:27:46
Speaker 3: This the maybe we shouldn't do this one as you've done.

00:27:50
Speaker 4: Yes, SDS gave me genital and oral herpes the first time we slept together.

00:27:58
Speaker 3: When I say, I'm calling the police.

00:28:01
Speaker 1: But by the way, you can I know, doesn't he have to tell you?

00:28:03
Speaker 3: No, No, Ye ruin someone's life.

00:28:05
Speaker 1: You ruin someone's life. In fact, I believe in some states that's a form of rape. And you can. Yeah, you don't disclose something. You don't disclose an STD you yes.

00:28:16
Speaker 3: As it. I mean, that's horrific.

00:28:18
Speaker 4: I've always made my partners do testing if we're gonna have sex without a condom, and I don't like.

00:28:23
Speaker 2: How all partners should want to do testing for themselves. Yeah, no one should be forced into getting tested. Just go get tested.

00:28:29
Speaker 3: Yes, it's scary.

00:28:31
Speaker 1: After I got sober and was like out here doing whatever, I was very and I did not even care. It was like, when's the last time that you were tested? And can you pull up the report? Yes, because I'm gonna need to see, like even if you're using protection, like I need to see what it was you may have. Yeah, because like I know I'm clean because I stay getting checked. And also like no blowjobs unless you're my boyfriend, because I got a baby that I'm kissing on and like sorry not happening.

00:28:59
Speaker 4: Oh good, Well, I think so many people forget you can get STDs from oral men women.

00:29:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, not happening. And I don't know what cookie you've been munching on, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna like the whole thing. It's just the whole thing is weird to me, and I think that's another way. Well no, I mean I've kissed on dudes, but when you really get down to it, like people are filthy like you're, you've got to make sure that they have a clean bill of health before you're kissing on them, touching their pp.

00:29:29
Speaker 2: Because you don't know about that without anybody getting pissed off.

00:29:33
Speaker 1: Let me piss you off. You want to know what's gonna piss me. And you've given me something that I cannot get rid of that you've given me something even if I can get rid of it.

00:29:42
Speaker 3: When someone asks, I don't think it's offensive at all. It's actually for me.

00:29:46
Speaker 4: If a guy said, like, how I've had this happen before, like are you good? And I've been like, felt so much more comfortable because I think, God, he's asking, yeah right.

00:29:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I feel like if they get if a guy doesn't ask you.

00:30:00
Speaker 2: It's weird because most guys that I know will ask too.

00:30:02
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they're called respectable people.

00:30:05
Speaker 2: I got good homies.

00:30:06
Speaker 1: I always say, you gotta be an educated ho mm hmmmm hmmm. I like that, but I'm a borning convergence. It doesn't really matter, is that the high note?

00:30:18
Speaker 2: Oh?

00:30:19
Speaker 1: Sorry, sad, I know that.

00:30:23
Speaker 3: Let's let's end on a better one. We are gonna end on.

00:30:26
Speaker 1: We should have ended on the anal conditioner.

00:30:32
Speaker 3: You guys, that was so funny. See that one's sad too. Oh my gosh, hold on, hold on, you guys. We're gonna end.

00:30:38
Speaker 1: But by the way, you are seen people that have sent Yeah.

00:30:42
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna end on this one. Micro dick on a six nine man dot disappointment.

00:30:50
Speaker 1: That is a huge disappointment.

00:30:51
Speaker 3: Is a micro dick of micro penis?

00:30:53
Speaker 1: Is that what micro penis?

00:30:54
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:30:54
Speaker 1: Have you googled one? Yes, I know what it looks like.

00:30:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know. My friend slip with someone with my penis and she said, you.

00:31:01
Speaker 4: Know what, what what took her out of it was not the micro penis. It was the fact that he kept apologizing for it, which is really sad. But she's like, we could have had so much fun. I wasn't like he could have went down on me. We could have and she's like, and he kept being like, I'm so sorry, I know it's and she's like, and then.

00:31:16
Speaker 3: I was out of it.

00:31:18
Speaker 2: So if you got a micro penis, just own up to it.

00:31:20
Speaker 3: Just be like, just there's nothing you can do.

00:31:22
Speaker 1: Have fun, like I'm about to ravage you with my micrope the wrath of but just put my giant, tiny microt.

00:31:33
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen one?

00:31:35
Speaker 2: No?

00:31:36
Speaker 3: No, no, that that's actually really.

00:31:39
Speaker 2: How many men have micro penises, like one twenty?

00:31:43
Speaker 1: How does it happen?

00:31:45
Speaker 4: I think they're just born with it extends though you can grow your penis.

00:31:48
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's pills.

00:31:51
Speaker 1: I would get a penile implant.

00:31:57
Speaker 2: All these women getting bbls.

00:31:59
Speaker 1: That's gonna pen You know what, It actually isn't fair.

00:32:02
Speaker 2: A pblis Brazilian penis, a BPO.

00:32:07
Speaker 3: It actually breaks my heart because think of it.

00:32:09
Speaker 4: Even if you do get a penile implant, you cannot do that for at least I'm sure until you're whatever, maybe you can. But it's just like you're a kid and then you get in high school and friends don't guys show each other their dicks if.

00:32:23
Speaker 2: They want to. I guess I don't think I ever was just like showing my cock off, but if they were okay.

00:32:33
Speaker 3: The locker room that you guys would hit each other with it and stuff.

00:32:36
Speaker 2: If somebody hit me with it, I'm going in for a soul because no one's touching me.

00:32:39
Speaker 3: With their fucking me like a helicopter it around.

00:32:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, we would walk through the showers and like my buddies would just be like.

00:32:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, or like you like tea bag each other with your balls.

00:32:52
Speaker 3: That happens.

00:32:55
Speaker 2: I don't know what homies you were hanging out with, but like, what movies are you watching. The only weird ship that we ever did in like high school was there was a long haul and it went to the showers, so we would like get it wet and then put like don dish shop and slide and then you just run naked and slide.

00:33:13
Speaker 3: See that's the weird shit guys did.

00:33:15
Speaker 2: That was fun.

00:33:16
Speaker 1: Sounds kind of fun.

00:33:17
Speaker 2: It was way fun.

00:33:17
Speaker 1: I don't know why you need to be naked.

00:33:20
Speaker 3: I don't know either, just flopping everywhere yummy.

00:33:26
Speaker 1: My stomach hurts because my face. This has been really fun. I kind of need a nap from how much I laughed. I know me too. That was good. I hope you guys enjoyed it.

00:33:36
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for writing and that was so you. There were so many good ones.

00:33:40
Speaker 2: The boner bonus, the true boner bonus.

00:33:43
Speaker 3: No one's getting a boner from this episode.

00:33:45
Speaker 1: Jessica, I'm so happy you shared it about the Santa Claus.

00:33:49
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm never gonna like I'm always gonna look at you with like goggles on your face.

00:33:55
Speaker 1: I'm glad mom.

00:33:56
Speaker 4: Left, really, Lisa, I bet Lisa would have said that was responsible of me, let me wear goggles.

00:34:03
Speaker 1: I don't know what Lisa would have said, but what can I tell you why? I'm glad she left because in a way, I feel like she might have gotten too comfortable and wanted to share her second.

00:34:11
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

00:34:12
Speaker 1: I can give. I can like try to like envision you still being some random person, but like my mother, I just cannot.

00:34:20
Speaker 2: You.

00:34:21
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