Revisiting TNA Wrestling Impact 2010 The New Monday Night War Begins, Hogan & Abyss vs Flair & AJ Styles, Sting Turns Heel, RVD Debuts

Damn boys. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, Episode number two hundred and fifty
one. Yeah, we're back once again. We have crossing fifty mark.
What does that mean? Boys? It's a new era season, premiere season
is a right, Yeah, it's your new summer. It's the summer season
of Deadlock. Oh, the summer of Deadlock. That's what I've heard about.
That's a good one. Yeah, we lent on the road to three
hundred, which is our last episode. Oh good. Yeah, once again,
back out again with that last episode, the final one. If you
guys keep us around, it just happens every single time. This time we're
talking about TNA Impact March eighth, twenty ten. So they we've already reviewed
the episode of where they went against Raw for the first time. Now this
is them going back to it to try to regularly go against Raw to start
the new Monday Night War. Brother the Monday and I Wore is back,
and we, you know, we thought it was appropriate time to talk about
this because you know, TEENA and w w Or are getting along a little
too well these days, and we want, yeah, we want to go
back to the times where they were not friends. We want to hate,
we want to feel its the line. You got to cross the line.
And you know what, James, I think this episode restored some feelings that
I forgot that I had about TNA angry, angry feelings. Every time we
fucking watch this company, I get angry again. Man, it takes me
right back to my youth. You had it all, you had it all.
You had a head, did you, son of a bitch. But
we'll talk about that first. We have the deadlock updates. Watch this up
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in Japan, there was something we said, Hey, we'll probably be able
to talk about this soon. That was the thing. We had a meeting
with the Russell Russell Universe team and uh, and we made it happen.
We made it happen. I saw a couple of people say they thought that's
why we went, which would be way cooler now we like that happened while
we were there. Like that came to be and the meeting was set up
and it happened while we were there. Yeah, we just went to meet
the trash man. I want him to kill me. All right, Now
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up James. Oh my god, we are going to be totally caught up.
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wrong, man, And like, really, what is wrong with you?
Own your family right, Tony? Yeah? Yeah yeah Tony annual? Aggs
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How is this possible? What they thought they were going to be? The
Patreon Jimmy and I think they did it wrong. What tear is that?
Even in? Can you give them your own money annually? Yeah? You
can't. They they thought they were They thought it was like it's a monthly
thing, so they thought they were gonna beat this. This doesn't make him
a champ. Why annual not monthly? Oh he paid that for the year
after he thought he was going to be champion. Oh yeah, I didn't
know that was a thing because he just did. I don't know. Well,
he has a mean message here, so I'm glad he didn't get it.
Fuck Mary kill DPW style, I would marry Pulse and fuck Johnny,
which means kill Tony, fuck you fuck you. Well you're not the champion,
so haha. Still they pay on Champion of the World at sixty nine
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battles. But I don't like you, but I respect you. Hell yeah,
you know. He hasn't defended that championship in thirty days. It's coming
up on third. We got to strip them on the tea in a three
way. James fucking for James. I mean, wow, Hey, we're
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sat dead Lucky W. All right, now it's time for the Deadlock Q
and A segments that ship in portuity. Stop the cap. Yes, the
final our Q and a segment. We put up a thread on our Patreon
every other week or so, and uh, if you're in the five dollar
or above, here you can ask us some questions and maybe we'll give you
some answers here, sleepy sheepy asks. Will we be getting any dp W
and West Coast Pro or Prestige crossover shows? Well, lucky you, Oh
my god, lucky you. We do have one of those coming, and
the first one is happening to god damn San Francisco. West Coast Pros hosting
the first one. Yeah. So the way that we're doing it is we'll
all host like a super show in our own region, and West Coast is
like is holding that one. And the way that it's kind of looked at
is like it's still their show, right right, but it's a collaborative event
where like we use all of our guys and like we'll be there and we're
doing shit and like, well, you know, we're doing one. I
can't remember. I don't think we've announced area we're doing. Maybe we can.
Yeah, we're doing one prestige too this year, and then you know
that'll be in their their territory. It's almost like territorial collaborative events. Yeah,
and then they'll come to the East Coast for a show where it's like
a DPW RAN one two. So it's like we all get like, you
all get the experience of like each show because like I feel like the way
all of our shows look and feel and are different, so like you yeah,
so you get like the experience of a West Coast show, but with
the collaborative effort of everybody there, and then you get to yeah, right,
and you get the prestige and then you get the DPW experience. So
that's kind of how we're doing it and how we're booking it and everything in
that regard. And I think I'm pretty sure all the events are going to
be on DPW on Demand. So yes, I believe that is true unless
we're lying, which if we are, we'll make it happen. If we're
lying, right now, stop the I'm excited. Uh yeah, we're gonna
go out there for that I'm excited to experience a West Coast pro environments in
that crowd and too hopefully, hopefully they'll show some love for some DP dub
out there. User name Grubby Grouper asks, have you all ever considered watching
bare knuckle fighting for watch this? That's an awesome idea. I don't know.
We haven't done that. No, we haven't. We watched it.
We fun with it. We watched a bunch of bare knuckle in Japan.
Yeah, we watch it. Yeah, so maybe we will, dude.
Fun fact about bare knuckle fighting. I almost did bare knuckle fighting sim videos
for bare knuckle fighting because you were just gonna say you were a join bear.
That was also that was also the thing. But like what do you
mean? So like, you know, like the old w B sims we
used to do right or like yeah, the match I still do well,
Like so iPod King Carter knew the guy or whatever. Yeah, and he
knew me from like the old days, you know, because I've been around
forever, and he was like in con decked with me, Like he was
like the guy who was like trying to set this up. I think he
was going to have something deal with him and he was like, yeah,
we could do these sims in the game and blah blah blah, and you
could do these things and they're really popular game. Yeah. Like I think
the idea was like I would make the ring and like whatever whatever and try
and do like a bar fighting type thing Mike Perry with the right hook.
And he even had it. I had it down to like what it was
like right when it started though, was like number one or whatever. The
driver all right, damn the very first fighting and then it was like,
uh, he didn't want to do them or so like he got cold feet
or whatever, just didn't think it was a good idea or whatever. He
was trying to make that trying to make content for YouTube, you know,
and like I pod, I don't know. Iod Carter got in like early
and was like, hey, you should do this stuff. Like gaming is
popular now, Tony, I know it is. But I was like right
on the but I knew it was gonna be paid, you know what I
mean. I was right there. I was there. You should have been
there, you doing bare knuckles. Yeah, that was the idea. After
well, Tony, here's another question for you from k Ball. Do you
possibly want to hang out and smoke some weed, filler bellies with diet soda,
and play Burnout Revenge for the PS two hmm, burnout Revenge, well,
burnout Paradise. Do that, No, dude, we only have burnout
Revenge. What do you think he's made of money or something? No,
I'm passing. Only you don't want to hang out with him? No?
Sorry, really, he's acting you from your house and he's gonna fucking unbelievably
stalk you and try to kill you in many different scenarios until you end up
back at his house and then he'll alf for this again. All right,
fair enough? Anyway, Lord ten sized my voice would have Lord ten size
my boy asked, I have a signed eight by ten of Antonio Thomas from
The Heart Robs from a local signing at a real estate office in my hometown.
I'm willing to part with this heirloom and give it to James for one
lifetime subscription of DPW on Demand. You know you're the first person ever asked
for that. You can just have it. You can have that if you
email we can give you if this guy specifically, we can just give you
that. And you're the only we have that option. And no one's ever
asked. If you don't give it, give him the picture, He'll give
you a lifetime subscription. I think so we will. We accepted to give
me a picture of anybody period. I don't know who this guy is.
I don't want he knows the heart Throbs. Why is he playing? Give
me a picture Kevin Hart from forty zero version. I'd be like here he
is from the heart Throbs. We accept Lord times my boy, message us
on Patreon and we'll we'll make this reds actually happen. I will give you
James House address user name. This is Jesse the body of Mentor. When
I get hungry, I go to one place, and one place only.
Dix Tater's the United French Fry Shop asks where does man come from? Saw
it on Reddit that's from backyard wrestling. Sure a lot of people have a
lot of theories about this. I thought that's where no, just love him
is wherever you wanted to be From me, I thought it was very obvious
it is from backyard wrestling. I mean I thought so too. And Skeletor
who yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Tom Puppett asks if DPW wasn't a
thing, would you consider starting an MMA promotion instead of a wrestling one.
Yeah, what if we considered that dooring running d if we thought we could
maybe start with MMA and then transition to wrestling on the same show. Forgot
about that? Wow? Yeah, the answer is yes. The answer is
yes. And you know what, man, never say never, because I
mean even if we did one, if we did one and we were on
commentary, we'd probably have the same regrets as DPW. Actually, but rift
background like we're on the Yeah, we're on the DVD actually like audio channel
three. Yeah, yeah, you can turn on audio channel three if you
want. Yeah, that's awesome. Poppy, why is he going to ground?
Jesus get let him up? Rep? Oh ship this rep? So
my parlay, it's our company. Fuck this. Poppy Feet on sixty nine
asked a personal question. But James and Johnny are you guys married? No,
we have not gotten married yet. No, no soon. Maybe it's
not legal where James is, so we can't. We're gonna get married to
other people. Oh oh that's what it means. I'm not as Yes,
that's what they're asking. No fuck that man. Are you married? Yeah,
not like married? Oh what'd you thought? Oh? Nothing, I
guess. Oh yeah, I mean neither man mean either, Cap you knew
what he was talking about. Last question here, Fucking Tony at the park
in ball game, ball game, ball game on Gee asks he likes DPW.
He does like DPW because he it's a DPW question. They were asking
more about like a DPW video game. But the one part of the question
I wanted to focus in on was if we had a video game, who
is on the cover. I thought that was a good question because I don't
know, Calvin, is it one person or do you think like four,
like a mount Rushmore here, Emmy Soccra, Emmi Soccra put violence on there.
Yeah, yeah, Calvin Tankman Bolences forever, Emmy soccer one more right,
Yeah, that will That last spot's a hard one because there's a lot
of people that it could be. Yeah, that's a wild card. I
mean the one that I mean, the first one that came to my mind
was Drew Yeah right, Everett, Yeah, Yeah, that's that's right.
That's probably right, cal Emmy vif and Everett, Yeah that's yeah, that's
probably right. Yeah. I think So that's a good one. Good question,
A lot of crazy question, a lot of good questions this week,
I thought, thank you for asking the questions, and now it's time to
get into t an A Across the Line. All right, now it's time
to get into TNA Impact March eighth, twenty ten. Cross the Line.
Not only is a TNA's return to Monday's on a regular basis they did one
before this, but it is also live. It's a live episode of TNA,
which is, you know, both very crazy decisions on their behalf and
as we'll get into more of that here. Before we get into the show,
let's take a look at what was going on in the world of wrestling
at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. From The Observer March tenth,
twenty ten, Melza writs, what are the what were the odds that two
theme songs for pro wrestling were at the Olympic closing ceremonies this year? First
Nickelback played Burnett to the Ground, which is a theme for Raw, and
then Avril Levin played Girlfriend, which is the theme for all Japan Pro wrestling.
That is true, well for the TV show that oh I don't know,
I didn't know that, Yeah, it's for the TV show. Actually
be able to find out YouTube the intro. Yeah, I'm sure that is
fucking crazy, but like, yeah, those are those are wrestling songs.
Yeah, I guess they really like that. Hey hey you you right like
that ship too? Yeah? Do you believe in the Avril lavine conspiracy theory?
What's that? That the avril lavine that exists now is not the real
Avril lavine that she like? She got replaced at some point. I believe
that. Okay, w uh, next thing, I'm easy to convince.
I hate they say that about Andrew w K as well. Oh really,
yeah, he has to hear the show for a minute, didn't he He
had what's sorry, he had a show, a TV show, Yeah,
like Destruction now or something up? A bunch of ship right that? Wow?
Yeah? Oh no? What was on Aquatine Home Force? He was?
That was the real party? Party part this guy. That's where he
came in. What was that the due does like the party or no,
he likes the party. It's just like he was a Andrew w K was
an idea by a corporation, so like the industry plan. Yeah, yeah,
that's exactly what he was, an industry plan. So like they had
a guy in the role and then they changed them. Oh wow, yeah,
Evil Andrew w K Let's go to work, Party's over curfew. Direct
TV has banned a Morphoplex commercial with Larry's Abisco in it. In the commercial,
he tells people that they don't have to use steroids anymore, just use
Morphoplex and there's no side effects for liver damage. That right, they banned
the commercial. I mean maybe they're trying to hide the truth here, James,
because that sounds right to me. I kind of want the liver damage,
yeah, and I want the side effects. Yeah. What are the
side effects? Sweet armed? Yeah, lots of chicks. Yeah, buy
Morpho now, mister Anderson. In an interview with Brian Fritz regarding his being
fired in w w E, he said, Orton told me to give him
a belly to belly suplex and I did, and I thought everything was fine.
I got to the back and he was holding his neck, saying that
I dropped him on his head. He went to the back and lectured me
about how I need to be safe and all this other stuff. He got
three huge bags of ice, one on his neck, one on his left
shoulder, and one on his right shoulder. Right. Oh, hell yeah,
he got them also ran wrapped up, put his shirt back on,
and we walked to the locker room and he chewed me out in front of
the whole locker room while we were there, calmly and quietly, but he
told me that you need to be careful. Blah blah blah. I felt
bad. Anderson says, I felt bad about it because I didn't know.
I haven't seen the tape, so I really thought I dropped him on his
head. Then I went home and saw the tape and saw that he landed
flat. If you slow the videotape down, his neck never comes in contact
with the matt. So I'll let you watch the tape and you let me
know what you think. Don't you want to let him know what you think?
Stupid? Stupid? He says he landed as flat as can be,
and that he went and complained to Vince, and then Sina went and complained
the Vince and said they didn't want to work with me anymore because I was
dangerous, and that is what ended up being the final straw. I mean,
that's gotta be the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life. I
don't I guess this is true. This was never like never was it disputed
or like debunked or anything. This is like I think it's just the fucking
truth, and it's so damn stupid. It is very fucking dad. That
was it for his w career, Like he never had a second chance at
all of duty. That was it. I'm not even like a big mister
Anderson guy, but like, I mean the fuck man. Yeah, I
mean they, I mean it definitely seems like they headed out for him on
their top spuzz. You know, he was the next You're right, I
think he was. Yeah, I mean they getting money in the bank and
he was gonna win the title, so you know, it was around there,
I imagine, like because he got her and then this was when he
came back, I imagine they were gonna try again. Yeah, but they,
uh you know, Orton seen We're not having that shit. From The
Observer. March fifteenth, twenty ten, Week one of the new Monday Night
Wars turned into a sad reality check for TNA. This is about the show
we're about to talk about. Ever since they went on Fun oh dang it,
ever since the company went on Spike TV, the goal was to move
to Monday Night. Well be careful what you wish for. With hul Cogan's
first nationally broadcast match in the US in more than three years and Rick Flair's
US coming out of retirement, TENA, Impact drew its lowest rating of the
year, a point nine to eight rating with one point three six million viewers
to Rawls three point three eight rating and five point ten million viewers. USA
Network's on release noting Raw beat Impact by two hundred and seventy four percent in
view Damn all right, hey, our competition the move the Monday was supposed
to grow because of they da that on Mondays you will get some of the
five million viewers who watch all to switch during bad segments or commercials, and
they will become familiar with the TNA product. In fact, on January fourth,
which is the show that we've reviewed before, there was not a lot
of switching, but all the publicity for Hogan's return and going unopposed to them
the strongest number in the show's history. So yeah, things, uh this
somehow it went from like their top rated show ever to going back to Monday
and doing their lowest rated show of the year. I was looking at like
DVR and stuff. It surged like fifty percent more people had DVRs back in
twenty ten just watching it after the hour. Yeah, so people. And
I don't know if DVR numbers count or however they play it out or whatever.
I don't know how the show works either, honestly, but I think
you have to watch it within like twenty four hours of you recording it for
it's a count, yeah, or something like that. I don't know if
that's true, but probably made it up, but you know that could be
true. I used to TV and then not watch it just to hurt the
ratio. I just heard it. I don't watch CN on six CRTs.
It doesn't count each TV at your house. I don't know if you do
that that six houses. And he was calling his buddies and Tony put this
on What the fuck? It later became Nuketown in Black opsses. A pilot
for a TV show called Micro Championship Wrestling took place on March fourth in Orlando
at the Impact Zone. It is all Cochin's thing and trying to get the
people to come. They told people that anyone who attended would get VIP admission
to the Destination ex pay per view. Here's one for US. Sean Morley,
thirty nine has left TNA, Thank fucking god. Thirty nine, Thank
fucking god. He was thirty nine when he was beating Christopher Daniels. Wow,
brother, No, that was Daniels he was with the day after he
was shown on television beating Jeff Jarrett Meltzer says that was like reliving w CW
for sure. Sean Morley, on his Facebook page wrote, yes, folks,
I am through with TNA as I want to wrestle in Mexico. I
was going to perform in both TNA and CML, but now the switch to
mondays for TNA in the fact that TENA is nothing solid yet Mexico here,
I come after writing that something must have changed because we're told by sources in
Mexico that he was expected to start imminently with CMM CMLLL, and that looks
like it's allow damn yeah through, come on through. Whenever you don't have
a TNA date, come through. And then he said, oh I quit
there, Oh yeah, maybe go back, get the fuck out of here,
you dang it. Let's go tnah, dang Let's become captain Cannabish,
dang it. Speaking of ball, ackers. Bubba the Love Sponge on March
fifth, actually suggested that declining TNA ratings were because he hadn't been on the
show. He said that the clients made tn A realize he brings to the
table. Meltzer says, I think his return may have partially been due to
his going on the air, saying he was thinking of suing them for providing
an unsafe work environment. Yeah, man, I uh, I can't believe
this dude existed in this company for more than one show. Yeah, me
neither. That is fucking truly unbelievable and really an example of what the you
know, backstage was like at the time of this that this ship was going
on. Yeah, justa didn't defend the tag titles. Why was that?
Oh yeah, that's weird. What happened there, guys, Yeah, what
happened there? Thirty days? Yeah, that's weird. This guy's still on
the show. He's still on the show, featured, and he's about to
be featured more. He's a big part of this fucking nash angle. Fucking
unbelievable. But that is it for the Wrestling Observer. Oh, I got
breaking right here. Brian Alvis's DNA fucking sucks. Agree. Agree, I
agree. There's one more thing I have in here, but I'll bring it
up later when we talk about the segment, because uh, it'll make a
lot more sense there. But now some talk about tenampact March eighth, twenty
ten. All right, let's get back into this show here. Yeah,
we saw at the intro for TNA Impact at the time. Ah damn this
this song only lasts for a good year. I like it. I actually
don't mind the song at all. Yeah, I thought it was cool.
I like I remember the intro with all the lights because it was a lot
of lights in the back. There is a lot of lights. I remember
the Matt Morgan one specifically, and then ODB Yeah, yeah, ODB for
sure, Kurt Angle yelling ye. They have a Rick Flairer going wooh in
it too. I actually really enjoyed this enter. It looks good, it
sounds good. It's a shameless era is not so good. Yeah wow.
And this era of TNA is so high definition it's actually insane. It's great,
especially on fucking TNA. Plus. It looks nuts. Yeah. It
actually stops looking this good about one year later, whenever Austin Are's run starts
Uh, that's the end of this high deaf shit. Why does that happen
is because they go to another network. Maybe it was just super fucking expensive,
or maybe they are own the production equipment or they're renting it or something
of that nature. Us. Yeah, we own all our shit to you
know. How about that? It keeps showing Dixie and Surge in the crowd,
like the same exact shot one hundred times over here in the intro.
Yeah, they show shots of the crowd with the pirate going off. Mike
Today says, for the first time in nearly a decade, hul Cochin and
Rickler square off on Worldwide TV, and they're showing like, yeah, the
crowd's fired up, and it's just Dixie and her husband hanging out in the
crowd. And they showed twice is it a I see she's here. I
hated about this era where they would always be like, you know, ten
a fucking suck before. I'll be honest with you, this is always horrible.
That's just every angle on the show is that. I know. It's
just so jarring because I'm like, damn, was it that bad? I
don't be that bad? Well, yes it was, dude, I'll tell
you something, brother, Look at this shitty a crowd you got here,
dude. This guy's only here from me, brother, Fuck you, dude,
dude, Hella plants in here. That was a Aeron Bishoff, the
comedian, the dude they got the fucking whole cogains changed t shirt. I
hate that to shirt. I have to post it on twitte. That's so
much. I forgot about that logo because in hide sight you tried to ruined
the whole fucking thing. What do you mean he's just good right change?
Oh yeah, that's a song. Yeah. So it shows Brooke Hogan in
the crowd. That's of course hul Coogan's wife and she's there hanging out.
No, dude, that's the girl next to her. Well, brother,
that's my step wife, Jennifer. Dude, Brook Jennifer. Holy shit.
Man. So we see h Brooke Cogan a lot, We see Hulogan a
lot, Eric Bischoff a lot. Of course. See they're they're darrow setting
up angles here. There's long term storytelling, you dixting the crowd. He'll
pay off later. They got broke, it'll pay a flat. Just wait,
guys, Flavor already paid off by having a vacated title. Of course.
Yeah, it worked out awesome, And of course we start off.
Why wouldn't we start on with this. It's not other than Hull Cogin and
my best friend dude Abyss. Well me Meme inbound, dude hul Cogin and
yeah they this what I thought was the main event is well, I guess
it is the first match on the show, hul Cogan and Abyss his number
one whole comediac against Rick Flair and Little Rick Flair AJ styles. All right,
so the two of the most important parts of the show are the opener
and the closer, and Holkogan said, what if I got both of them?
What if I got actually the middle as well out the top of our
one? What the fuck? Man? All right? So all right,
we have to lay the scene for you guys because some people might not understand
why this is so bad. All right, So hull Cogin, it's uh,
he's coming out. But first who comes out is Abyss, the monster
Abyss, the monster Abyss. They and that's still his name, but this
is Abyss. After he got the Hulk Hogan Hall of Fame ring which changed
his life, The WWE Hall of Fame ring on TNA that gave him the
power, and that is what this entire angle is about. Rick Flair was
mad that Hogan didn't give the ring to aj Styles and he gave it to
a bus instead. So they's fucked Hogan up for it. Now. I
want everybody to understand, this is the monster Abyss. He shot his mom
or dad three times in the back and then didn't And John also had a
half brother that went back to Mexico. And you have to understand, don't
Morley, He's got to go here, not right here. Pardon. So
Abyss is now Hulk Hogan's number one Holk a maniac. That's my little brother.
That is he is Brutus the barber beefcake. Now please please never dude,
Brudus wore a mask too. That's horrible that this is happening. Wow,
why does this happen? Why did this happen? Should have went Mania?
You should have simply said no, yeah, man, how but Abyss
to maybe his discredit was just a fucking company guy like simply said yes and
got all the TV time. I don't know you're talking. He'll do whatever
he wants. I'm going with the chain in the back and the ring I
would love to see. How do the abyss? Yeah, that's my that's
my good. He adds that to his post reference wire. Hogan comes out
and like he's like, they do the n w O point to each other
and to each other, to each other. Yeah, like fusion dance.
Yes, become one big buller. Hey, brother brought me one of those
putar earrings, dude, and we'll make the ultimate whole comediac. Hogan's like
bowing to the crowd because they're bowing to him, and Abyss is still nWo.
Pointing to Hogan, I wrote, I hate you. Yeah, what
the fuck? Dude? Yeah, this is so jarring to see and it
brings up a lot of feelings in me, uh that I don't like hurt
and and that happened the whole show where I was like, wow, I
have a lot of feelings and I don't like any of these. Yeah,
I had like kind of compressed them or whatever, you know what I'm saying.
Uh, And I didn't really think about him too much. But then
seeing all this ship again like lit me back up like a Christmas tree.
Well, you messaged me and said this TNA episode makes me want to gnaw
my eyes out of my ass. Oh yeah, man, this ship was
very annoying. This off beyond belief. You're seeing that red and yellow Abyss
logo on his back just kills me. Us, it made me. Yeah,
he's in the ring, red and yellow Abys logo doing the Hogan ear
taunt dude with the Hall of fapery and every fucking du I was a killer.
Maybe yeah, maybe or not, I don't know, I'm not sure.
Okay. So Abyss is Hall of Fame ring. So it started off
as like it gave him legit superpowers. It might as well have been what
it was. He was a bit before this, supposedly, Yeah he was.
He's a bitch right here for real. Yeah the bitch Abyss is kind
of how they're doing this year. A monster of bitch. That's where we're
at, you know, from here, I tell you what. Yeah yeah
man, So Abyss is uh, he's got this Hall of Fame ring and
it used to give him superpowers. They decided that was really dumb, that
was stupid. So instead it just gives him the confidence to be on the
same level as hul Cogain and make him a worse wrestler so he can be
on the same level as whole Cogan. And you know what the worst part
about this is is that so this is a feude. Yeah, hell yes,
that is the correct answer. Break it down a little bit. So
Rick Flair and Hulk Cogan this is a few between them, and then AJ
styles and a business a few between them, and like you know what on
paper, double feud, get tags in here, mix them up. Show
fine, because Age is the world champion. Yeah he might as well not
be, though that's true, especially by the end of the fucking show.
He might as well not be Jesus God. But yeah no, and like,
you know, sure like mixing these guys up. The problem, I
guess really is that, like these guys have spent the last ten years being
the focal point of this promotion and then like acting like they're Jabbroni little bitches
and like and they still haven't made it. They still haven't made it.
As fucking ridiculous. AJ's a Grand Slam champion, abyss shot his mom three
times or dad or maybe or didn't and his half brother was here, dude.
The idea of like like you said on paper, of them like,
Okay, we're gonna use Rick Flair and Hogan to get Abyss and AJ over,
but then like all it did was just put more focus on Hogan and
Flair already over. Especially Yeah they're already like who are on Monday nights?
Okay, guys, they go lowis rated show of the year. There's a
new audience here. Yes, you talk about TNA. Who the fuck are
you talking about? Like Kurt's there, but like you're Kurt's staying but you're
you know, AJ Styles is a name. Yeah, man, Jesus all
right, so we have to get into this town hall. So sorry about
that. Yeah, you're good. A lot of feelings, like you said.
Yeah, so Hulk Hogan comes out and uh, they do the whole
usion dance. Piro is so insane, guys, like, yeah, it's
no one gets no. At some point they siphon AJ Styles Pyro and they
just give it to him, they do. Yeah, they just get rid
of AJ's pile. Everyone's abiscuits his too, Like the whole pirate budget went
to Hogan. Yeah. So Abyss uh is out here, and like I
said, uh, he comes out to the ring. He's got the red
and yellow like Tony mentioned on his back with the logo which is fucking crazy
because it's an anarchy logo and it has redd and yellow mustard anarchy. Yeah,
it looks fucking insane on this dude. Abyss hasn't had his teeth knocked
out by RVD yet, so he looks like he has vine years. He
does that. These are his regular teeth. Yeah, he's just great teeth.
Yeah, it's just a nice look a guy. You gotta shine those
teeth. I'm gonna work with me. Yeah, get some strips on their
brother. Yeah. So the crowd has lit up big t and a chance.
There are so many fucking plants in this crowd of something. Come on,
that's big Hogan Champ brother. Why you get that right, dude,
DNA What the hell is that? Dude? Yeah, of course Hogan has
to start with the promo, right, I mean, like you know,
everyone does, even Kazarian. Dude. Wow, I can't wait to talk
about that fucking angle. So Hogan says, well, you know, my
blood brother, Abyss, it's time to cut the clown and dude, this
is the biggest night in the history of TNA. What that's right? Can
we unpack this for a second, he said, blood brother, they're not
blood they're not related. Hopefully you don't try to shoot me. Dade.
I don't even have brother Judas Mesi his brother, but I'm a real brother.
Brother. I worked him down in Mexico. Dude. He put me
over a big brother, So that's why I came here, and I'm doing
him a favor, and that's why you're my little brother now, dude,
he said, Uh, we're live, dude. That's right. Spike is
gonna back Jack and it's time to take care of all the business. This
is where there's a big TNA chant. Don't fucking fall for this. Don't
fall for this. Hogan says, well, you know, big brother,
there ain't no reason to wait around. We're gonna be the judge, the
jury, and the executioner. Rick Flair, you and AJ better start getting
ready now because I got a list of things that go down against my grain.
Brother. What what does that mean? Go down against my grain?
Yeah? Who knows, He's just saying, so keep going. Well,
you know, when I came here to run this company, I was gonna
take us to the skate sacred ground wherever I've been, That's where I was
gonna take TNA iNFiNiT beyond beyond. Dude, No, he doesn't say too
infinity body. He says to infinity beyond is the difference. I was a
brother that was the woods. Uh you you Rickplayer, and you aj let
me pull my own blood in front of my own family and Wholka maniacs.
And now at Jane Rickflair, this is TNA's reckoning day. Brother, oh
ship the day regulars they eat sixty pieces, he eats sixty pieces of breakfast.
So the way it goes, Dude, for the dirtiest player in the
game and his protege, the champ Ari Triles, bring your asses down in
here of the ring because it's time to put an end to all this crap.
Time to meet the power of TNA and all the abyss maniacs. Rick
Player. Just get your asses out here, madiacs. It makes me fucking
sick that this crowd didn't revolt. Well, I think, okay, So
a big thing that they were trying to stop was that the crowd started turning
their back to the ring a lot. That happened a ton once I went
to Foresides right immediately, Yeah, they would. They would turn backs to
all these segments, so then they would make announcements that if you turn your
back to the ring you will get kicked out. Is that right? Yeah,
that's right. I didn't know that. Yeah. And then yeah,
so that whole scen' like no, that was a board thing, and of
course that stopped, and then of course the plants started getting in here and
like the out change t T shirts and signs and stuff too. Dude.
Yeah, if you look like four months earlier from here, the crowd is
completely different. And then it's weird because the crowds the same for an entire
year, and then four months into the twenty ten the crowd is completely different,
and they're all Hogan fans apparently. Okay, we were really big into
Kurt Angle styles, but I guess we liked Hogan the whole time. Bro.
Definitely not like Bill and Doug, right, they were there, they
were yeah, they were the audience and then and the towel guy. Yeah.
It's it's so funny because like in a big arena, like I think
that works, like in w CW, there was no problem with the crowd,
like you didn't even notice like what was going on. But like in
a smaller room and this is a problem that they run into later on in
the show. Pretty much the entire show and this whole era is that they're
trying to do big arena big arena angles in a smaller room. Yeah,
so it's like, fuck, like, when you're in a smaller studio,
you have to like the things that you do in the way that you present
things has to be on a completely different scale, right right, Like the
sting thing. Later on, it's like, damn, this is not what
a small ass arena. We'll talk about it, but yeah, yeah,
yeah, Hogan says, y'all get out here right now. Yeah, come
on, get your asses out of here. And AJ's music hits and it
shows, of course, what do you want to see? What you want
to see? Dixie Carter and that they thinking she was happy. What does
Dixie doing? Watch you tweet her at TNA Dixie and tell her not tweet
TNA Wrestling Wrestling, and all the biggest announcements will be from Dixie's accounts.
So whatever AJ comes out in the Flare robe, Flare is also in the
Flare robe, not the Flare robe. Okay, you can tell the difference
both AJ styles robe as well. In his own robe, he says phenomenal
worse. Yeah, this is weird, and he's got a hood. And
the name plate for these guys is very weird because it's a J and Flair
on the same name plate. But AJ's name is like at the top left
of it, and Flair's is centered and under Flair it says World Heavyweight Champion.
That's how it was supposed to be. Dude, that's what I like,
dude a little. AJ styles his creative control brother and ruin the plants
on the side of a bitch. What the fuck? Even on commentary,
they're biting it like they're feeding into it, like Taz says, Yeah,
bro, AJ has been a great wrestler, but now he's a great champion.
What the fuck? Come on, man, damn all right, So
yeah, AJ styles and Rick Flair versus Abyss and Hulk Hogan is the first
match of the evening and the main Oh yeah it's coming back, don't worry.
Yeah. AJ comes out here. He's got the heel tan. He
does not have the big tattoo yet, and he's tiny pants Aj okay,
very tiny, like it was tights he wore like in four Yeah, his
look changes completely here soon. Yeah, he goes long boys, very soon,
right, Yeah with the tattoo. Yeah, that's right, And it
cuts to this insane shot of hok Hogan when Rick Flair gets in the ring
and he looks like a sad, lost old man. He looks like a
fucking bubby. Like the look in his eyes. Man, it's just like,
God, damn, what am I doing? Flair is somehow the opposite.
Flare is very fired up and doesn't look at the best of his life.
He probably got paid ten thousand dollars to come out here and work.
He said, I get to pay ten thousand. It's like the Territory days.
That's awesome. Yeah. So Rick Flair and Abyss, fucking this is
crazy. Rick Flair and Abyss trade chops in the corner, like Abyss the
monster. Abyss turns Rick Flair around after chops and then gives him chops back.
I was going to say, I'm irrationally angry watching this. Maybe it's
rationally angry, is the right way to put this. That's it is rational
for sure. I'm like, dude, this can't be fucking happening right now.
Monster Abyss, the Master of bitch aj chokes Abyss with the robe.
Uh. Then he comes in and hits h Cookin with the pelet kick dude,
not a kid, that's what like today called it, Dude, it's
it's a whole funked up part of your tony. Because Flair low blows Abyss
while the ref is distracted by Hogan. What was Hogan doing? He was
just standing there in the corner chilling. And then yeah, AJ put the
robe over her Bissin's head. Hogan gets in a jump Flair and AJ hits
an insigeara which Mike Today is very happy to say, Oh you know what
I played like fourth, I was like, did you do a No?
I definitely missed it the first time, and I heard him say it on
the comment. I said, well, this ship Hogan, I was.
I was talking another browser and said, uh, Hog with the peleg I
said what the uh A J and Flair start putting the boots to Abyss and
Hogan, Uh the lights go out, saboo, it's oh ship, Oh
my fucking god, Sting is here to help, do you okay? Do
you see how ridiculous this looks when, yes, when it's this small ass
arena hulk Hogan with the bust down extensions, Abyss red and yellow, and
Sting just walks into the ring. Hello this shirt, Hello everybody, Yeah,
dude, it's ridiculous. He's looking at a J. Stlls and Rick
Flair. Yeah. So they do a standoff. It's Hogan, Hogan,
Abyss and Sting standing on one side and Flair and a J on the other.
Hogan of course rips his shirt off and then Sting hits Abyss and Hogan
with the bat. Oh my, how could he? You are going to
hell? Man? That was where it gets this Sting turn is immediately fucked
not but it's not from this, it's worse to nothing. Also, maybe
he didn't turn and he was just helping Hogan an Abyss win by everything.
But that well, I don't think so, Tony, because he proceeds to
whoop their ass after why are you wearing red and yellow? Abyss? For
no reason? He's just smashing the ring with the bat. He was trying
to give him a concussious He forgets this angle and goes back to being the
monster. Flare and Age you get back in the ring and attack Hogan on
the biss. AJ has a chair, Sting hits Abyss with the bat,
and then a J doing what James said trying to make him forget this stupid
angle hits Abyss as hard as he possibly can in the head with a chair.
That was awesome though was very mean tonight. Yeah, I like that.
I was into it. Flaire hits Hogan in the head with a chair.
Hogan is now gushing blind nicely, May I add super nice with the
chair shot in comparison to the A J chair shot had a point to prove.
How's Hogan busted up him by a chair? Brother That doesn't make any
sense? Hair out of his face even say that stupid ass marks talk about
wrestling. You don't know nothing about wrestlers. Feed me more please? Uh
so, yeah, Brooke, Hogan's in the crowd, young stop it and
Flare and a G are still kicking their ass securities on here to try to
break it up. Claire and AJ eventually get out of there, and Hogan
is bleeding, but he has a microphone. He's not done yet. The
way that this is a j punches Abyss in the head as hard as he
can here relate this is shot here turns around and just punches of his honesty,
kid, and it's a damn This is after the cham shot. He's
already out here. Like he like gets up for a second, like breathe,
and AJ punches of his art as you get it down. Yeah,
you're right, brokegu says, AJ stopped a like stops in his tracks and
like looks over. He goes, shut up. Oh my god, that's
all a J is. I mean, like frown is. Like if I'm
comparing what's better here, AJ with Flair is a million times better than Abyss
with fortune. For anyway, Hogan is bleeding and he's on the mic and
he says, hey, Flair, you and your pupping AJ styals, this
ain't over. Let me tell you something. We're gonna finish this before the
night's over. And let me tell you, Flair, you keep changing the
rules, and I'm gonna keep changing the game. We're gonna get your two
asses out here, and it's gonna be a no disqualification brother later in the
main event. Dude, of course, no disqualification brother, that's what we're
having here today. That's good. Uh, we're gonna finish this thing.
And AJ and Flair tried to hit the ring again, but security, of
course stop them. Hulk Hogan instead of just making it no DQ match.
Now, we's got to do it later because brother later in the main event
and AJ styles and Ray Flair said, man, sure, so what was
the main event meant to be your money versus J Jared, That's what the
main the pope first, Desmond Wolf was amazing. Maybe that's not you don't
makes sense to me. No, I like the other one. Your yeah,
I like that. It's good. Finish with that one. So we
go backstage. Dixie Carter walks up the Sting. It says, you owe
me explanation, and Sting says, fuck you man, dude not quick,
doesn't say fu many like she almost shoved her through the set. Oh you
nothing, Dixie and Sting then leaves, and Dixie is confused, but not
like upset confused. She's just kind of like ah man and walks off.
Oh dang it. Yeah, Dixey Halady gets slammed against the wall by Sting,
who just beat Hulkogan's ass like smithereens. Yes, I gotta get drink.
I gotta get back out there, JB. I gotta watch because Aeron's
promo. Dude, dude, they got they learned nothing from w sew at
all because we just watched where the Macho Instin did that opening thing where Macho
held w CV hostage on it, and then they just left and they were
never seen and then you'd have to tune in next week to figure out what
happens. But that is not what happened. Now we see like Sting's entire
hero, he'll run tonight. Not only that, we get a batch and
then extended directors cut of it. Let's go back to the rafters. There's
a raptors in his little less building there, rafters there, the rooms on
fire they built that. Tony with the hands just can't walk out there.
So we're backstage again. A j is here with the TEENA world title where
all the pieces are broken off and hip. It was like he just lined
up everybody next day and took a second just punching the ship out of it.
Stupid ass. You make me sick, wasn't it? Or throwing kard
angle? Okay, so yeah, Tony. The the story was that the
belt maker was not going to make them any more belts for any of their
titles because every talent that held it treated it like ship, and it would
toss it around and throw it and fuck, You're like Yeah, we're just
not making any more belts for you. So yeah, that's why they got
the new belt. So fair enough. So Flaire says, uh, he's
back here with a j and uh he's got he's a little bloody that he
got cleaned up pretty quick. Not as bad. Yeah, well because JB.
Jeremy Bora says, I'm a shocked as everyone else. The match has
been ordered to be restarted. But I have to ask. We're in a
Sting fit and all this, and says due over, there's a duo overs
in wrestling. We own those guys, and Flaire says Sting has finally come
to his senses. Maybe I got this wrong. I swear this is what
he says, though, thank god on the right night. I always knew
that I owned ju Sting. You proved it tonight. Is that what he
said? Own Juice Sting poned? Maybe what was it poned? The p
is actually an O James pomed. You see this? You want to restart
blood and Blood. I ain't even started yet. And if I'm gonna come
out of retirement, I want to make a statement. I don't care if
we're a Universal Studios or I'd have it. You guys are going out of
here in an ambulance. That is fun. This is us. This is
a real wrestler. This a beast, like I don't care for Universal Studios
or Heaven. You're leaving an ambulance. Is like we just drew, we
drew tickets to this show. They're making three variations of that shirt. Now,
if that happened, if that line happened today, this ship doesn't.
This ship doesn't exist. That that none of this. No one's kind of
promo like this anymore. His line is even fucking better. He says,
you want blood and guts and gory, dial the name Rick Flair Baby.
WHOA said, Wow, that's a legit Alzheimer. Awesome. Yeah, this
is awesome. Also, they contradicted themselves here too with aj Gunn. Yeah,
there's no due overs and then we're not gonna do this again. Yeah
we are. We're gonna kick their hats. We're gonna send to heaven.
Dude, Yeah, in Heaven ambulance match. That's awesome. You want blood,
guts and gory, dial the name Rick Flair Baby, dial the name
ri. This is like you you just Arena. It's awesome. Yeah,
you is a T shirt with like thirty different fonts on it, Like Tay,
I would. I would if I saw this pro online right now,
if someone cuts his exact promo in the exact cadence, I would fly out
to whatever show it happened. Yeah, I'm going yeah, that doesn't whatever
this is doesn't exist anymore. So we go backstage. Abyss is streaming his
head off. Why yeah, stays punching walls, wiping blood off himself.
Dude at this point is just gonna shot gout to blow a business braids up
because his bread is done, Like Dick, come on, put about his
misery. This is not working. He was such a killer. He saw
his knees bagging, sting, Why don't worry RV, what if I not
this little bit his teeth out? Stop? That's kind of what changes Abyss
back is that RVD like knocks his teeth out and he's like, funk,
I'm a kill you for real. So that's murder you, right, And
then and then he goes to the exhivision. He's like, I'm gonna beat
everybody here and all that ship, so I'm gonna win the world title to
fucking while I'm here, you know whatever. So we go backstage. Hulk
Coogan's wife and wife's girlfriend are here, and backstage some Brook and Brook are
here. They look exactly to say, like, what am I looking at
here? I don't even know who the is? They're the exact same age.
Well, listen is to people? I want to fuck? What?
What? Like? What the fuck is going on? She's crying, like
what are you crying about? She says, it's not okay. He might
seem like he's okay, but he's not okay. And I hate seeing him
do this to himself. She's talking about a bus, a big tn a.
She hates what they're doing this. I just missed the now he's a
bitch. It's not okay, Brooke, can you believe that? I can't?
Brook talk about the fuck is going on here? Here's Jennifer and Brook
and then also here's Eric Bischoff's dude, fucking what's that his name? Which
guy? Garrett Bischoff? Oh you describe his son. There's a bunch of
people going through my head and yeah, you guys be my dude. I'm
talking about my son. Dude, dude, chill like that. So yeah,
anyways, we cut we're doing the Kazarian town hall. Next, did
you all know that the ex Division absolutely believe it until now? So,
yeah, Kazarian, here's the number one contender for the ex Division championship.
Who cares Kazarian, He looks like Jimmy Jacob's brother John Jacob. I didn't
have a ship, did We got a bitch of a ship. This is
a whole bunch of ass. Oh take me back to the best. Oh
my, this fucking company. The reason it's sucks so bad is because we
loved it so much. I know, I know it hurts. Means something,
man, Ki, Yeah, man, goddamn, just get back from
fucking w B or whatever. Two years ago he left he and a to
get a haircut. No, I'm not getting a haircut. Haircuts in the
ring of the haircut and he keeps his haircutting for the rest of his career.
He said, well, I left. I had a lot of doubt
about myself. But after a lot of soul searching, I can safely say
that live in the EPAC zone, that doubt is gone. That is so
fucked up, bro, that he wouldn't get a haircut and that he comes
back with a haircut. I love that story. So fucking much. I
can't tell you how he wants to reignite the flame of the exhibition, which
means the exhibision has sucked. They love doing that, especially during this time
that this thing sucks. Now I'm gonna make it good. We're gonna make
it even better. Yeah. Yeah, If you told me that they did
that today, I'd be like, yeah, you know, that makes sense,
because that's all they ever fucking did. This whole division was fucking this
shit sucks. Let's make it better. You know what, man, This
is the same fucking loop that w W was stuck in at the time too,
where it's like the ICY title sucks, we need to make it better,
the US title socks. Yeah, we gotta make it better. All
these mid car tooss could you guys just book the fucking divisions better? What
is wrong with you? Guys? You what this now? We're gonna do
now, it's better. I'm bringing the prestige back. It's been seven fucking
years. Just make it better, Just do it so. The X Division
is not about cutting promos either. It's about just having good matches. You
know, it's a good match Tony. This entire segment, like I don't
know how they thought this was gonna help the X Division. They don't either
any This is completely the opposite of what the exhibsion, the whole examples were
ad. How do they not Like that's like the the easiest, laziest thing
ever, Like you don't have to do any like a lot of storytelling.
You just go, okay, you just go have a good match, and
like, yeah, books itself right there, just put too good. The
fans know what the X Division is, Tony, It's not like this is
a new fucking thing. They understand what this division is about, and they'll
buy in. Oh ship, okay, here we go. Just a match.
Yeah. You know what's so cool about that too, is that every
match because it's the EX Division and because the division has its own identity,
Like the matches didn't even need a fucking story. No, the story was
the EX Division, right, The story was the EX Division. So like,
yeah, exactly in this division. So that's why this works. Yeah,
just send the guys out there and give him eight to twelve. Why
the problem anyways? Kind of promo? Yeh, kauz Arian. Yes,
he says he's going to reignite the X Division, and he says the only
way I see it. If TEENA is going to war because we're on Mondays
now, then I say, let the warriors and the ex Division lead us
into battle out of the here, and he says, all on, now,
let me make one thing perfectly clear. If anyone's going to leave the
Exivision in the battle, it's not going to be you. It's not going
to be any of the buffoons in the back. It's going to be the
man that was the ex Division for ten years before the X Division meant anything,
the longest reigning EX Division champion of all time, Christopher Daniels. And
on this historic night, I tell Eric mischeff in the world and I will
carry the Excivision into the highest of fights because I am X And he throws
up the eggs the fuck all right man, yeah, all right, you're
I guess what comes out here. He climbs to the top rope and he
says the word buffoon. All right, man, what are we doing?
He might have a match? Hello, well, yeah, we can have
a match. After Doug Williams comes out, Well he's the champ, James,
and he comes out and says, well that well, well, well,
gesus On Monday at least we're not taping on Juiceday's jes Day. Williams
says, the Exhibsion is alive and well, because I'm the Exhibsion champion.
Because Aaron says, you got a good points right now you are the Exhibision
champ. But seven years ago, where were you when we were pioneering the
X division and says, hold on, we're We said you have anything I
care about? You're on Velocity ass White, he had long hair. That's
wrong, you Becauarian says, let's and bub Maybe the reason you don't care
about anything I've done is because you're a You're just a selfish bread us A.
Oh yeah, there was a big us A chant of course against Doug
Williams because him, well, the most important man in the Excivision is out
here next. Eric Bitschoff's music worst theme song of all times? Something motorcycle
or not? Is that? Now? It's a ripoff of something? I'm
sure sweet guitar riff, that's what it is. Okay, Well, Eric
says when Haul Cogan called me and said, hey, Eric, hey,
Eric, dude, what do you think about stepping in the ring with me
at TNA? I said, Ulk I can't wait. I said, no
fucking way, dude, the is TNA. That's what Rick Flair said also,
and then they paid him a bunch of money and he gave anyway.
Well, he said, one of the reasons he was so excited is because
of the ex Division. And the ex Division isn't the heart of it's it's
the at DNA, and if I have anything to do about it, I'm
gonna make it run bigger, faster and stronger. Get my drift. No,
shit, I don't get your drift. This is the This is the
not being the heart of TNA, but being the adrenaline. This is worse.
This is a worse thing that you have just said. Yeah, that
is not good to say. Why would you say this is the heart of
TNA. You just didn't watch Adrenaline runs out. We had the Adrenaline back
in two thousand. Yeah, come on, you wise the show. No,
I don't watch BROD. I don't know. I've never seen it.
I don't know what t is. Well he's Eric Mischoff says, Now,
because Arian, I know this is fucking insane, he says, Kauzarian,
I know you got a title shot at Destination actual Yeah, that's right because
Aarian is the number one contender to the Exhivision title. He says, you
know what, for the fans and the millions watching at home, that match
is going to happen to night, not a Destination X. And Daniels don't
worry because you're in the match too. It's a three way match for the
Exhivision title right now. Damn it? They what? What? Why?
Why can I can? I can? I also explain to what Destination X
is? It is an X Division themed pay per view. I believe the
Excivision title in theory would that show? Yeah, it's like and I was
like, wow, that is fucking weird. Why the fuck is like this
Kazarian when the belt here or something? Why they do this is somehow dumber
than you would think. Yeah, I mean match is good, though,
match is good. I was fucking the super into this match. They made
Kazarian look awesome in this. Yeah, I mean they really played it well.
I mean you really can't go wrong here. Doug Williams is slotted into
John Walters position here, which is very crazy way to put that. That
is what he is. And Christopher Daniels plays that he's a good foil and
Kazarian is the upstarta you want to see when and many if you can believe
it, these guys are all good wrestlers, shocking, shocking in the excivision
could have just not done the promo and just did this, did I hear
you? No? Fuck that. So they start off with trading roll ups
here and finish her attempts to which is awesome. Yeah, and the crowd
is channing X Division here because this ship means something to them because I told
him to like it. Dude, Hey, come on, I have a
sign. I'm holding it up right now. Chant X Division. Kaz goes
for the slingshot leg drop, but Missus and Williams hits him with the knee
trembler like Regal. That was cool. He's British, of course. And
Mike Today says, Dixie Carter has a huge announcement and then in the middle
of the champion Doug Williams fucking big cutoff doing moves. It goes backstage and
Dixie Carter is pacing back and forth. She just fucking no emotion on her
face. She's just pacing in the middle of this match. Who don't you
want to watch this match, get the best match on the show. Yeah,
Williams goes for the Chaos Theory, but Daniels rolls him up. Out
of the Chaos Theory, he rolls up everybody here. It was a crazy
a double roll up pin. Yeah. I was like, wow that.
I don't know if I've ever seen that. Yeah, that's super smart work
there. Kazarian the hits, hits a neck breaker for a two. Daniels
sits the Uranagi and then once the b the crowd fucking yasa, dude,
somebody trends move. Daniels lands on his feet out of the bme and Williams
hits the Chaos Theory. But while he's doing it, he runs Daniels into
the corner on Kazari and it hits Kazarian, so it stuns them, and
then he's able to hit the Chaos Theory and pin Christopher Daniels to retain the
title. Everything about this was great. Yeah, great TV match, great
defense here for the champion. Kazarian comes out better for it. Daniels looks
like a complete asshole. It's awesome. All of this is great. Anyway,
it went six thirty Wow, you're really close. Six forty eight oh
yeah close. Yeah, yeah, I was about to say, because they
they kind of just all high spots. If I mean, like if that
match, if they gave that match like two or three more minutes, I
mean, that would have probably been a fucking that's a that's a killer,
killer match. Yeah, I imagine Williams could have had a little more heat
and yeah, right exactly. Yeah. Anyways, so great match, fantastic
finish. But wait, there's who is that? I don't know? That's
that's Shannon Moore. We haven't seen him in two months, that's what they
say. Says, Well, that's Shannon. Is that Shannon? That's Shmore
tonight? He says, we haven't seen him since our last Monday show.
Shannon Moore will only work mondays, Dude, Shannon Moore comes out here,
he's mohawk taste, paint tattooed. Crazy Dilly gapped out, Yeah, who
is that? Who is that right there? I never seen this guy before?
Yeah, what the fun? Shannon Moore comes in. It's the spinning
heel kick dude. Why and Ericoff loves this guy, Shannon Moore. He
says, you w while you were on EC didn't see a punk kick your
fucking ass. He slapped the ship out of you and then you got fired,
didn't you. That's awesome. Yeah. Bishop comes out and says that's
how I like it. Hey Williams, well, I'm gonna introduce you to
your opponent a destination X surprise. Okay, why why did he should grabbed?
Said? What the fuck? Yeah? That's what? What the fuck?
Like? This is stupid, This sucks. This doesn't make me like
fucking Shannon more one because he comes out and beat up Doug Williams. I
want to say, because Aaron, who just did all the cool moves and
said he fucking loves the exhivision, get the shot at the pay per view
and maybe when the belt wrong. Yeah, I guess I'm wrong. Yeah,
both both the people who are like, we are the face of the
exhibition, we should be champion. And then they said you're both just not
get off the paper. We don't watch you have the paper, you're not.
I guess is that is that you know? I don't really know what
it is, dude. Okay. They did the match at the pay per
view and Doug Williams retained the title after hitting Shannon Moore with a brick baby
yeah, shit, man, all right, they couldn't do this, come
back and done anything else? Fuck man, who the fuck? Like Zanzarian
was the way better choice here? But I guess if you really want to
hit somebody with a brick, Shannon Moore was probably the one to do it
with a pound of bricks. Ten pounds of bricks, pounds of bricks,
swinging them around his head. They drop them from the raptors, So we
go back, stays JB is here with Dixie Carter, and Dixie Carter the
first word our mouth, Steve JB. Jeremy Bory says, Yeah, what
in the world is going through your mind right now? Steve? Alright,
that dude cane. People should watch that YouTube short if they could, Steve,
Yeah, they should also watch what was the other one? Ton he
does? Another one they should watch that's really JR on fire. Yeah,
they should watch that one. Actually, just watch all of our YouTube shorts
and and if you see anyone low views, just watch them like a bunch
of times if you just leave them on overnight. Well, Dixie says Steve,
I'm thrilled you just signed your TNA contract and you want to mix it
up tonight or you're gonna get a chance because you're in a match, and
Jab says on a match, he's not very interested on a match. Dixie
says he'll find that out when everyone else does. Okay, all remember what
I said about Sting should go away and then they should just finish the storyline
next week. Yeah, they don't do that. Sting's a part of like
I said, Tony, there's like he develops this heel character in three different
tiers on this one episode, work shopping it from the start of the show.
Figured out Sting is he signed the contract. He signed it, just
he signed it and then he came in and attacked everybody talk and then sign
it. Signed ye, Dixon CARDI a sign the contract, big boy sign
Okay, I will yeah fun uh yeah. So we get Taylor Wilde and
Serta versus Velvet Sky and Madison Rain versus Tara and Angelina Love for the vacant
Knockouts tag team titles up next. Now that's weird. Why are they?
Why are they vacant? Now? Who are the champions? Before the champions?
I believe if I'm not mistaken, Hamada and Awesome Kong Wow, and
they failed to defend the titles in the past thirty days. Huh, that's
weird. Where was I mean, where were they? You think what fucking
happened? Man? Yeah, what happened with Awesome Kong? Dude? I
hate this company. This is fucking complete horseshit, dude, I mean it
doesn't like Wow, that's insane, like and they they that desperately needed to
get these titles on the fucking show, and they could have just had Awesome
Kong just come back. Also, Awesome Kung and Harmada are the best workers
in the division by a country mile. What a great fucking team. Yeah,
that's uh yeah, interesting decision for sure. Yeah. Uh so beautiful
people do come out here and shake their assholes crazy Lacey here, they don't.
He doesn't say let the pigeons loose, though, Is that okay?
All right? So I'm starting to think that I imagined him saying let the
pigeons loose. There has not been one goddamn TNA episode we have ever watched
where he said let the pigeons loose? Was this like a you can stop
this guy from saying it back then? I know that's true. Yeah,
that's what I thought too. Is this a Mandela effect. No, he
said that shit a lot. I saw it. I heard it. So
Velvet and Rain kiss and then show their asses, and yeah, let the
pigeons loose, and Taz is pissing me the fuck off, and the crowd
immediately dies, and I'm and then at this point, I remember, holy
fuck, and here, goddamn well, come on, man, Lacy von
Eric is with the beautiful, beautiful people, and Angelina Love just came back
recently to fight them, and uh, Tara is here, Victoria of course,
and she has a spider and she's also a champ. What's the spider's
name? I forgot, fred, I don't remember Tara's spider's name. Am
I insane? Did you guys know why she was called Dara Victoria? No,
it's because it was short for Tarantula. It was not the spider's name.
Oh, poison, poison, Poison is crazy poison, all right,
poison the spider? I like fred or ike. That's good. Yeah.
So Velvet sky Man, Uh screeching, just screeching off the charts in this
one, yeah, dude, and she socks. Yeah, this that stinks.
I think we should bring back the old in the middle of this match.
That's probably something they would have done too. So Tara goes to hit
the Widow's Peak. Daphne comes in out of nowhere. Is she the Knockouts
Champion? No terror is Tara is shit, all right? So she took
her belt and then hit belt and the spider. So Tara goes at the
Widow's Peak. Daphne comes in with Tara's belt, I guess, and then
it's with it. Yeah that's right, Madison Rayn then pins Tara and the
Beautiful People are now the Knockouts Tag Team champions. Yeah, but this match
was rough. I mean there's one point where like Velvet tags herself in.
I think this was when Serena forced the blind tag or whatever and Velvet pins
Tarat in front of Serena who is still in the ring, and she just
lets it go. This is one fall to a finish, like yeah,
they were just lost here. Yeah yeah, and because they also had no
time, right, so like there's not what fucking three men and then three
minutes with fucking six people and like yeah, you know yeah the blind tag
sorry the blind oh too. Wow. I'm just say the blind tag was
egregious, but like the I mean, it's not like anything following up was
great either. It's just I guess it's tough because, like, especially when
you have these matches and we saw it, you know in r o AH
to the Four Corners Survival, like you have to have some time to let
it flesh out a little bit, or you have to send everyone of the
outside to a topey on them and then two people getting the ring, you
know, right, Like, there's only a couple of ways to do this.
There's just no way. There's no here. And Bubba the Love Sponge
just killed this fucking division, just fucking killed killed the company. I don't
like this guy. I have no respect. I don't like this guy at
all. No, I think he should eat a bunch of farts. Yeah,
are living for real, fucking the long way, all right. So
back days segment, Christy Emmy is here with the Pope. Pope got the
little mask on. Yeah, he invented that. That ship was so small
man, so small? Come on, it's got them jewels all that right,
Well, Christy says, make sure to go to TNA wrestling dot Com
after Impact for the post show, where you'll get all the breaking news and
don West insane daily deals. That's awesome. Yeah me too, man,
rest in peace to literally industry legend. Yeah like he uh yeah, he
changed the game on commentary for us, Like that was that's the goat,
yeah him, Mike to Ay, that's yeah, man, that's it.
That's I don't know if I don't know if anyone was as anyone came into
wrestling not really knowing about wrestling and was as passionate about it as him.
Yeah he I mean Alzheimer voice. Alzheimer calls, Yeah, he had it
all loved amazing red as do we love TNA? God damn. Yeah.
That's like the biggest thing you could be is just if you enjoy TNA.
Yeah, because no one does what you mean, everyone loves TNA and I
hear about a lot now, Oh yeah, you're right. So yeah.
Pope tells Christy that he would love to be a pendant hanging from the chain.
Oh yeah, because it's between her boobs. All right, man,
this is the Pope. Settle down, Pope says him. And the Wolfman
once again, that's Desmond. Wolf is supposed to be facing night and every
dog has his day, but Roughie's day. He always called him ROUGHI well,
Desmond's sick of this shit. He comes in and attacks him. Comes,
he comes in and gigs Pope in the leg. He has a chain
wrapped around his fist and he's attacking him with everything but the chain. At
first, I said, what the fuck are you doing, buddy? But
he does. He props his ankle up on the stage part of the interview
setting, smashes his ankle with the chain, which I guess means that their
match is not happening. Do they ever say that? Yeah? They okay,
okay, okay, So I'm okay. So I don't remember what happens
after this, but I think they go to the TNA fuck in tournament whatever
it is, the wild card twelve man with them guys, Yeah, with
Wolf and yeah, I think ever Roughy and yeah, I think they do
that, and it kind of goes into that, bleeds into that a little
bit. Of course. Desbel Wolf joins Fortune four and gets that one girl,
what's her name? Chelsea Chelsea? Yeah, Rick flairlely likes her.
Rick Flair loved Chelsea. She was always wheeling him around the wheelchair and he's
making faces. Yeah I wish they started with that. Yeah, you're right,
Yeah, but yeah, so like he leaves them the chain, so
I believe he uses the chain later, of course, I probably, Yeah,
Red red Herring, I believe they call that smoking gun or something.
They're very smart with that stuff. Teenage you know at all they should focus
on that ship. Yeah, my doesn't even do they do that all night,
the not obvious obvious things that they're trying to, like plant seeds for
it's there's an egregious one on this very segment. So his sting is on
the way to the ring, and Taz just randomly says, well, what
are you doing at four twenty today? And then he cuts away, goes
to black and then goes and what we come back and they don't even mention
that. I said, what the fuck did he say? Yeah, Bronn,
what were you doing at four twenty? Dude? Are you fucking kidding
me? Hey? Hey, Mike today, are you van damn excited?
Come on? Did you like e c W TV Champion? Yeah? I'mbout
a five star matchier tonight. Mike today, you fucking settle a bit?
Holy shit, have you ever broken your leg and dropped the title that should
have pulled out a whistle and just started blown in and Mike Today's face.
Yeah, so they garver the Sting thing again and yeah, Sting is here
now and he's waiting to see who he's gonna face tonight. Hey, Mike,
were you getting fucking hog? Alright? So Sting is waiting to see
who he faces. He's in the ring, he makes his entrance. He's
out here with a jack at the bat, same look as he was earlier.
Come on, you can't jump the Beautiful People promo with JB Jeremy borsh,
I didn't even I swear to god, I didn't see that. I
swear to guy, didn't see that. You're standing up forma division has visions
done plus Wow, what the fuck promo is? Is? Well? JB
Jeremy borashes backstage with the Beautiful People, of course, and Madison says we're
finally t NA knockouts tag champions, and Lacy Van says, am I champion
too, and they all celebrate. Velvet says Pumpkin. We couldn't due it
without you, and now it's time to celebrate BP style and JB Jeremy oil
themselves. He's just puts, just like dowsing seals with old putting a bunch
of fish and soda con they have blasted rings. We're sorry, We're so
sorry. Well, guys, old ship, we're old as ship. JB
says, Oh, it is certainly time to celebrate. And I knew we'd
have new tag champions, and I think it's having for some celebration. Bring
in the bubbly. So some dude brings in with glasses of champagne for the
girls and the bottle of champagne which still has the cork in it, and
Velvet says, now that the BPS are DNA knockouts Tag Champions, things are
about to explode. And then she pops the cork, but like, no
juice comes out of it because they've already used it. Damn. Then she
starts chugging the champagne bottle, spits it out all over the floor and on
JB pours it over his head and taz on Comor says, WHOA, that
was gross? He got that reacts with a lot of from dolls. He
was disgusted. He's taking a stand. Where's awesome gone? Well? JB.
Jamie Borash is now doused in champagne juice, and he says, are
you kidding me? That's ridiculous? Give me Hamada right now where he walks
out and Sizz gets stuck in like a old bottle. Really, his limbs
are trapped the plastic. That's the end of the show. Did you see
that segment, Tony? I don't remember it, bro, I was after
after the task line. I blacked out what he said. I didn't watch
on t n A Plus. I don't know if that's a segment that it
was they cut it. I think they cut it on Impact Plus because I
didn't, Right, I did not see that segment. Oh wow, okay,
I thought you were just like whatever cut it from Impact? Yes,
I didn't stupid, Yeah, I just didn't see it. Where did you
watch it that? I watched it on Internet archives because James was watching on
DN plus off say down. Oh yeah, yeah, it must have been
on the TV only on the line. Wow, what the fuck? That's
weird. Why would they cut that from it? Because they knew that deadlock
would make the VP oil joke. Yeah, sure, it's gross, that's
probably what it was. So yes, Sting is out here, man,
he makes his interest. He's waiting to see who's gonna face tonight. Yeah,
man, And Sting comes out and Test says all brought of the TENA
fans are literally angry at sting. Well for the most part, some aren't.
The guy in the front rows bowance to him. Hey z comes out
and Testa, that's fucking gross man, shut up. Makes me fucking sick.
Look at this, damn be honest, look at this, dude.
You're fucking high or what is it freaking high? It's freaking high in here.
He's got a r D turns around. Hey like today he starts with
the armity taunt. Good, that's my boy, all right, So stick
is here, He's who am I facing? And then Rob Van Damn enters
from the crowd. Do do Do Do Do Do Do? Rob Van Damn,
Do do Do Do do? The whole Evan show. This is the
debut of this. Yeah, I love this song. The first time VID's
here, right, first time. This is rvd's ten A debut. Yeah,
which I was like that what the fun? That's what this is?
Yeah, And what a fantastic moment here. Rob Van Damn gets ten seconds
of a match and then gets his ask kick for twenty straight minutes. Yeah,
dude, the beginning was so hyped. Everyone's going DUTs Arvidy's fired up
new music. It's fucking yeah, I work back. Let's I love this,
I love this that song? Does I love that ship? Hey,
Mike today beg question Nata. Dude, I was at a show where they
played that live for thirty minutes straight on loop. Wow. What the fuck
why? It was a fucking like it was like one of the Wrestle reunion
shows that like the back ground they were there performing it, dude, Oh
the one song. Yeah, I just kept playing it, you know Blake.
I went to Blake because we were there for like the p B G
Ship and uh, that's where I saw it. Was crazy fucking card.
It was one of the Kurt like Russell shows. Yeah, and yeah,
I forget what. It was like one of the high like high Spot super
shows or whatever. And Arvidy is on his band was there playing the song
and they played it fucking forever, the one song on Lubeck. I don't
know if I've ever told anybody that, I just remember that just now.
That's pretty cool though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that's the
hell of a story. I mean, no one every knowing you might be
one of the only people ever who heard that live. Anyone there was zoned
down. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh dude, yees Harbady comes out,
jumps to guard rail, like James said, hits a diving fucking kick on
Sting off the top the bell rings. I wrote, what the fuck is
this? Rmdy's TNA debut Rolling Thunder RVD wins. RVD just beat Sting in
ten seconds? Legit? Ten seconds? Hello? Is anyone there? Yeah?
What the I said? Wait till next week when they do the Sting
the Sing payoffs. Yeah, well like beating Sting, I mean, beating
Sting in ten seconds is dumb. Anyways, what's it mean to anybody?
No one's gonna say, allly shit, I remember when Lady beat Stinging ten
because we all forgot it? Yeah, what I mean? Ship just let
him beat Shannon more? Fuck this dude, Dude, I was thinking the
same thing. Yeah, what the fuck? Fuck bro? Uh? So
Sting then, uh, he's gonna get his lick back for sure. He's
not even letting RVD leave the ring. He's getting every bit of the lick
back. He's gonna put RVD on the injury list. So Sting then proceeds
to take his bat, shine it up real nice, and then shove it
up rvd's ass for twenty straight fucking minutes and RVD has to continuously sell his
leg while Sting is irish whipping him and hitting him in the throw with the
bat. Sting will then leave, push a ref down on the stage,
come back to the ring, and kick rvd's ass more, hits him with
the bat over and over again on the back. Then refs are out on
the stage trying to stop Sting. Sting leaves the ring, shoves the fucking
refs out of the way. Someone farts on the microphone definitely. Sting then
hits a referee with the bat where already got no friends. Nobody fucks with
this guy. Nobody knew his here, They didn't know. I'm getting a
big load of ship. Just want Kevin ashaid, I would go into I
got a gas bubble, Yeah, Sting. Every time you think Sting's about
to leave, and like you think the segment's over, he turns back around,
walks back in the ring, and then kicks rbd's ass again, like
three times, three times. Already's trying to get out of the ring,
and Sting hits some of the bat and then Hulk Hogan's music plays. I
said dude, this is horrible music. Hits. He takes ten minutes to
walk out. He's taped up and bleeding, and he comes out. He's
point, he's my brother brother, dude, dude, and Bubba loves Sponge.
I'm dude, like, I'm done. I'm done with what I had
done with this show when I saw Bubble, I'll watch way bear man,
Look all right, I'm not watching this. Yeah, man, I mean,
come on, dude, I put on the Core on loop. Let
that man do Wasteland. It's not that bad of a move. All right,
It's fine it now. Yeah, I'm cool with it. Bubba loves
Sponge. I'll never be cool with bro. I'm sorry. So he comes
out. He tries to stop Hogan from going in there and get his ass
kicked. Hogan. Yes, Sting is in the ring and yeah, Hogan,
Bubba and security James are all trying to hold him back. Hogan peers
over Bubba's shoulder and points to the ring and this is not on Mike.
When he's close to the camera can here. He says, why so serious
thing? He says, why so serious thing? Every dog has his day,
dude, Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? Buddy,
shouting's going to turn into joke together. I'm just letting you know. Well,
anyway, Tony Sting is still in the ring beating the ship out of
Hello. This is he just beat the fuck out of him. I can't
believe what I'm watching. There's fucking tense security guards and Bubba the fucking love
Sponge holding back a bleeding hul Cogan from getting to the ring. His music
is playing still while Sting is beating RVD to death with a bet. I
was almost about to fucking lose it. The security is here to stop Hogan
from coming in the ring, not to stop Sting from beating up rb D.
Dude, it goes on forever. You can't help. But no,
no, no, you stop. He's got to beat his ast. He's
killing yeah whatever, there's that while this is all happening. By the way,
we fucked the angle that the crowd is chanting, screw you, Bubba.
Oh okay, I wasn't you, Yeah, I wasn't show. What's
what it was? Got to bring him back now, dude, all right?
Man. So Hogan then goes to the ring. Security is holding him
back. He gets to the fucking ropes and then Sting walks up and he
hits him in the stommay with the bat. Please note that Hogan got to
the ring, was against the ropes. Sting then hits rv D again with
the bat, and then he hits I got bubbly, dude, what the
fuck you're gonna get give me particul the penis? Please stop. They finally
and now security is helping Hogan go to the back. Rm D is in
the ring. Yeah, he was brought up well. Sting follows Hogan and
the security up the ramp, hits a security guard with the bat and then
hits Hogan with the bat again. What the fuck is happening here? He
just took out everybody with the bat. Security is more worried about stopping Hogan
from coming to the ring. Bubble of sponges on camera for some reason.
Armity just got killed in his debut and he beats th in tent. Sakins
exactly says, why so serious, dude, brother, every that says they're
gonna have to get some hulk out here, some help out it all.
So this is what I mentioned earlier. So if this was in w c
W and it was in a big arena, Okay, Like this is like
there's so much yeah and typical like n W bullshit, right, like,
yeah, what's going on? There's so much anarchy? Yeah, it makes
sense and in the arena it makes sense, like it's easy to scale that
out when you're in a fucking soundstage with probably less than a thousand people in
there. Bro, this looks fucking ridiculous. Hogan laying on the ramp right
next super Taz and Mike today. It literally takes two steps to walk back
stage from the It's like yeah, and like everyone the arena is so small.
Everyone is looking at this fucking you know what I mean, everyone's on
a monitor, everyone's backstacke walk out, just stand out if you're in the
arena, if you're in a big arena, makes sense because like people are
probably all the way down the fucking locker room, et cetera, et cetera.
Well the fucker you are standing right there. Hello. Hell it gets
even worse because we know later with the with the angle of Can Anderson's stuff.
Yes, yeah, but like the arena, how small it is,
you know how smay Yeah, yeah, it just doesn't scale out like these
these type of angles don't scale out great in the impact zone, and they
try and try and try, and they always keep trying. It's just never
done it. It's never worse, I will tell you boys, they're the
observer. Thing that I wanted to talk about is from this angle from the
observer, Well, there was an issue here Tony thing continually beating down r
with a baseball bat was not planned to go that long. Oh. It's
been reported that hul Cogan was slow in doing the run in, so Sting
had to improvise, but that isn't entirely correct. They had scripted a certain
moment that Hogan would do the run in in the early part of the second
hour, based on minute by minute of the first Monday night show, and
when it peaked. The problem was a bunch of stuff in the first hour
ran short, so they were stretching things out, so the Hogan run in
on Sting was at the right moment. Sting wasn't supposed to take out the
referees or go back to the ring, but he had a killed time because
he was sent to the ring early for his match. That still doesn't explain
to RVD not getting to do a heated promo later or a comeback, but
doesn't explain why the sevmentin looks smooth. It was probably a blessing in disguis
anyway, because it made Sting look a lot more heal in the way that
it turned out. So, yeah, they were trying to I need to
be on the best segment. Brother, Yeah, you can't send me on
early dude, Why did why did RVD pen Sting? Why did he just
hit the rolling thunder stink kicks out? He fucking decuse him with the best,
yeah right right? Or rustle some more, dude, first star,
I don't know, or just don't do this. Yeah, yeah, that's
right. I mean, what did they mean? It is fucking sting and
it stinks, and I don't know what they're thinking. They knew that they
were running like long or sorry short, so they why didn't they find something
else to do? Why they have the sense thing out? Shannon Moore out
there? Get a promo from fuck yeah, talk to Shannon more backstage?
Do anything? Do some promos backstage? They said, no one here can
cut a promo. I guess, fucking man. Yeah, come on,
they're gonna cut in teen a plus in twenty years, so we might have
not even bother. So now it's time for the Kevin Nash town Hall.
Wow, I mean the hits keep fucking coming. Here band, this is
the band. It shows big Sexy on the tron with a snake and a
skull with a huge tongue. That's fucking right, and then it randomly cuts
to a video of Eric Bischoff backstage with a mic. Well they wait,
does it in the in his entrance? Yeah? What I didn't see that?
You didn't see that? No? Yeah, no, fucking oh my
god, I didn't catch that. That's so fucking funny. So Eric Young
is also here with Kevin Nash. That's all friend right there. Yeah,
well they're boys, you know, Eric Young. Eric Young is a very
serious man here. Yeah, he's about to lead a invasion on America.
Or did that already happen? Happened already? Oh my god? Duff,
Yeah, fucking right, did that was nine? Wow? That is awesome?
So he already invaded America? Thought that was awesome today, says on
commentary, We told you last Thursday, because of course the impact was on
Thursday, and this is their first Monday on you know, to keep the
schedule last Thursday, Nash and Eric Young, we're going to address their issues
with Scott Hall and six poc here Tonight, h Nash is in the ring
and he brings the mic up to his mouth, but the music doesn't cut
and he looks very confused. And then they got it eventually, and that
says, you know, for the last month, no matter what we've done,
Hall and Waltman have found their way into the Impact Zone. Uh.
Six poc Watman. He has fourteen names on this show. They call him
every gimmick he's ever had, you know, one, two, three kids.
Well, and Nash says, I talked to Halk today and I have
in my hands a contract that says one time, and one time only Hall
and Waltman will be allowed into the Impact Zone for a match at Designation Eggs.
You've been here for a long time, Yeah, dude, this is
not the first time they've done the show. I don't think you were like
a big part of the exit, which is crazy to say. Uh,
but Na says, I know you guys can hear me, if you can
heave me. Want you guys work your way out here and accept this challenge.
He knows they're here well because they've been invadings. I guess, so
what if they just didn't invade this week, that'd be funny. As guys,
they almost don't. They take it for everything. We're in Connecticut,
brother, you got the call up here. That's pretty good. You were
at the Alim. You guys are in the w W. You you want
me to do an angle with Eric and Joe? You better give me that
big money called track if you want to shoow what wait? Where is somemo?
Joe's pissed off. He probably got kidnapped ninjas. They got him again.
They got him again. So this takes forever for Hall and Waltman to
come out here. It takes so long. They go to commercial and come
back for commercial and they're still Holy Ship. I didn't realize that because they
faded black and then they come back after it faded black, and then it's
like, it would be funny if they fade a black no commercial and they
just came back. Yeah. Well today says how they keep getting a building
week after week, And I'm pretty sure that ends up being fucking Bubba the
Love Sponge? Right? Oh? Is it? I thought it was just
Nae Man. I think it's it was Bubba right, yeah, I think.
Okay. Finally show up in the crowd. Uh six Bok shows up
and just Spam's cross shop. Yeah. Security getting the ring behind Nash and
Eric Young and Hall and woman getting the ring eventually, and Hall gets in
Nash's face and says, here, yeah, big bop, All says,
let me get this right. You want me to work? Designation All says,
let me get this right. Face hella, let me try that.
Oh jo yo yo yo, let me speak ski Wo. What the dog
do you want to face me? A gp W doctor says, let me
get this right. Everybody. Two thirds of the legendary wolf Pack are in
this building. Two thirds. He tries to throw the wolf pack. He
forgets what it is for me. Fucking fuck you you told me, Hogan,
okay, some kind of contract in case you didn't see what Sting did
to him. Hogan a running the shizsel. Now me and Buck decided we
want it on t n A because it's starting to get cool. It's yeah
right now. Paul has had two stints already here his company twice kid like
early joy goddamn. Look hey, he references it job that wasn't cool yet.
This show sucks. Why don't you give me one of those infinite money
counts, the favorite nation contact. Let me get that we got that chilled
no cut contract when we got any copper wire. I heard you got some
oil. I heard the big bag told me that there was DP in the
back, and I want God, God, I want whatever Hamda call her
getting paid. Give me the Harmon deal. I don't want to defend an.
I heard the knockout tals with vacant brother and me, the little mag
watch shot, the little Mang and the medium sized Mang. Want some BP
fuck them. He gets back and he gets Kevin Face a penguin. Oh
my god. Like his listed of ads are like copper wires, cut contract,
doesn't want money, just copper wire, and he's gonna sell these.
I'm looking to become an entrepreneur. I need schooling, Oh my god.
Dude. Yeah, he says, uh, you take that contract handed to
Terry Taylor and tell him to give it to Dixie Carter and we want some
fat money contracts. Dude. Wow, Well and that says gott Hogan says
you could have the match, and uh, Hall says you are easy.
You want in on this. Eric Beshof is now on the drawing. He
looks disappointed, He looks upset about what has unfolded on this show. And
Ball said, I'll tell you what, Scott Hall, you and uh Pak,
you accept the match. If you could beat Nash and Young, I'll
make sure you get your fat beefy oil. I got it because how you
get it done? And I you always do. That's why I like you.
Well, Bechaf says, you're not gonna like me if you know,
because if you don't get this done, you and pop right off in the
sunset. Do whatever the hell does you do, but do it somewhere else
other than DNA. That's the deal. And I was trying to figure out
what you run up by. You're the man, ask myself, and All
says, it's a deal. Dough it said, it said till I'm going
to say I'm going fly fishing Cody and me and my guy were out of
here. Bro, I do not ask Cody is a job. I'll beat
him finish. You've got to think, buddy, contract. So fucking Nah
says, well, it's a deal. I guess I'll see at the pay
per view, and Hall says, all right, I'll be the one that
looks like Elvis. This is a heated all right, it's a gun.
Murphy and the rest of the security are in the ring right now, yes,
Eric Young, because they're not supposed to be here, Eric Young,
Kevin Ashery here, the camera is overhead, the segment cameras overhead like we're
about to cut out the segment. Yes, Sevin n says, if it's
a deal, I'll see you at the paper view shake his head. I'll
be the one that looks like the shaking hands and that says alive or dad,
they're just really yeah. X Blog then slaps the dude dog ship out
of Eric Young. He slaps the absolute funk out of Eric and they start
brawling. Security splits National Hall apart. But they're not even like pretending like
they want to fight. They're just standing there. Holy ship. Yeah,
I'll be the one that looks like Elvis. I'll be a designation as you
don't do jobs, all right, it's a bishoff. Then he books Eric
Young versus x POC Tonight and band from ringside dude right now, right right
now, Bishop said Security, I'm sick of paying you overtime to keep hauling
woman out of the building. We're gonna lock the doors, getting National Hall
away from ringside and Eric Young, you got a license to kill brother,
slap that punk up, slap that punk upside his bitch ass by all right.
So yeah, it's like a little impromptu match, Uh, except for
Xpot came in here with ACIK wrestling shoes on, so maybe he was ready
for it. He was for you know, the minute long match. Yeah,
so Eric Young tackles them, they get to fighting. Xbox takes him
to the corner, he hits a spin kick. They're both in T shirt
and jeans. Ere Yeah, this is a fight with win pinfall. Yeah
e'xcept for xpok, who was in Wrestlelings shoes soles, he just wears those,
so that always wore his regular attire when he was in TNA, remember,
he just he was always underneath his Jesus ship. So Xbot goes for
the Bronco buster, but Eric Young moves and then Eric Young gets a pile
driver and then he pins them. Yeah he I mean he stuffs him with
the pile driver too, and uh that was like his finished for a while.
Yeah, I think it was. Yeah, you're right, I think
that in the elbow right, yeah, when yeah, when he goes back
into the comedy guy, like the elbow is like his big because he looked
like macho man. I guess is what it was like Daniel Bryant too.
One point during the match, Eric Young goes for a clothesline the Xbox over
the top. But I don't know if Xbox wanted to take the bump or
maybe it just wasn't what it was. But it just doesn't happen. She
close lies and like Xbox just stands there. Does happen. I'm not going
over this. Well, what you should worry about, James, is the
US Army is here. The US Army has seized the Impact zone. They
le US Army Humpy arrives and on commentary they say, oh my god,
the US Army is here to take over Impact. No, Eric Young is
cool. Now we're good. It's fine. And then we come back from
commercial. The US the United States Army gets an entrance with music and lights.
Yeah, they're all lined up on the Yeah, what the fuck I
said? This is fucking insane. I didn't in my head. I guess
I probably should have figured out what this was gonna be, but I was
like I don't know what in the world is happening right now? Is there
an army group that I forgot about? Thankfully I will never forget Kurt Angle's
dog tag, gimmick, no, the medal of Honor or whatever the warrior
met. He met the US Army and said, this has changed my fucking
life. Dude, Yeah it did. It changed his eyes. Yeah,
you never did back the same. Yeah, Like the guys go to the
Army and they looked different than the comeback. Kurt just met a guy in
the guy they transferred his six tours over. The kid stop thinking about the
kurd Angle be with the Army head on and the you know yes, god,
yeah you're right. Wow, that was nuts. So Kurt Angle's music
hits. He comes up out the goddamn elevator with the suit on. Everyone
knows it now is the Cody Vader, but it was first the goddamn Angle
Vader and tassays, aha, shit, he was under the stage the three
tours you take it today? Of what Japan? Hey, I thought we
got this guy. I'm sorry, I don't know what. I just kidding
the door, I can't col He standed a lot with all the put him
in a security off fit. I got there, Hey, we win in
the army. He's gonna army out up there like an army guy. I
thought he was a security guy trying to convince the security Hey, we should
open the door, just as I try to get it over. Hey,
Yo, it's a shitty disguiseman. He yeah, he's doing a little dance.
I gotta go to Universal. Let me. This isn't the Blue Man
group. You guys are green. It's old Company's Green. Brother, You're
This isn't the he's in entering. This is if you work for Man,
you're JAMBRONI JB contract. Is that a smack? Thankfully? There's nothing fucking
funny about the US or right come from the the cody batter. Yeah,
yeah, he's up from the suit. He does the top, but it's
not the Kurd angle tome. It's just the arms up. It's very it's
it's crazy, tonny, because that's about as high as he can fucking reached
his arms legit right there. Yeah, it's fucking right, yeah, because
he's fucked up. He's fucked up beyond belief. Man, after six tours,
there's nothing. I'm sorry, there's nothing fucking funny. But when they
talk about the soldier that gave Kurt the Warrior medal and transferred all, that's
a bad guy. Everybody with the his warrior metal carries a lot of burdens.
Last week, right, was the last week or week before he got
cut by mister Anderson with the Yeah, he's mister Anderson took it from curtin
that's why kurtzy head, right, I think so. I think that's right.
That happened already, right, Yes, that's right. It's like the
ship from Hell Raiser. If he doesn't figure out how to open it,
he's cool. But if he does, he fucked. Kurt opened it by
accident. Pleasures beyond his imagines. Kurt says, mister Anderson, I brought
a few of my closest friends out here tonight. He definitely thinks he was
in the war with these guys. He definitely was in his mind the word
the war the Monday night about the you're not you're not in the war.
You'll gotta get one in a point ninety eight. This is a w w
U. This his rating is shipp on my eyes. Why are you still
here? This guy? Get out of here. This is the I think
I saw one of this. I think I saw one of those Highlanders dudes
out here. It looks up he says. Oh, Derrek Graham cows,
you're in your You're not so. Kurt says, uh. All these men
and women that represents the USA. He puts them over for, you know,
leaving their loved ones and fight for what we believe in. And these
men and women are willing to stand up and fight and even die for people
like you and me and like I did because I fought in the war.
To thank you for your service, I lead, he said, these men
and women you spit on and let me explain some of you. Mister Anderson,
I had an epiphany. You winning an Olympic gold medal is nothing better
what these soldiers do for a country. And as a proud American, it
is my duty to protect and serve these soldiers when bitches like you degrade them,
which got like a negative pop from the crowd. He definitely thought they
were gonn get fired up for that, but they were dead silent. That
was way for to come by the draws. You just said duty. Well,
Anderson is on the tron now, tone and he says, oh my
God, please stop your incessant grandstanding. It's not about you and these little
high school dropouts out here, you and this little international object. And he
shows the middle of uh year the Warrior fucking middle. Well, all of
a sudden, Kurt has gone from the ring and is now working, is
in backstage, and he rushes them and takes him out. Now. I
don't know how many people know, because James and I only just figured this
out when we were rammly watching like Genesis twenty ten or something. I think,
yeah, they did an overhead shot of like from the It was someone
doing an interview backstage and it goes up to an overhead shot to go to
the ring. The interview area is legit right next to the fucking crowd.
It's like a wall split between them. It's not a real room, it's
just like a wall. Yeah, there's two sets. One's backstage and then
one's over there. Yeah. I was like, holy shit, I can't
believe how fucking close this is. And that's how Kurt got there so quick,
because he just had to run through the crowd to get to him.
It's right fucking there. Yeah, mister Anderson has the Warrior medal and a
Captain America Walmart shirt on him and Kurt bum rushes dude. Kurt annihilates him
in this fucking run in. He comes off the screen at ninety miles an
hour. Many Yeah, flits them. They brought through the crowd. Kurt
throws Anderson in the ring and then Ken hurts Kurt in the head with a
warrior medal, and Anderson goes to leave and backs up the ramp, but
he backs into the United States Army, so Anderson backs away from the Army.
Kurt snatches him and brings them back in the ring, kicks his ass.
Then Kurt throws Ken Anderson to the floor and the US Army starts stomping
him out. Then they throw him back in the ring. Kurt throws him
on the other side. More soldiers are kicking Anderson's ass. Then they go
to throw Anderson back in the ring on that side, and he hits the
apron so fucking hard that Taz laughs and says, oh geez. Kurt then
does it again on the other side of the ring. They throw him into
the apron again and Anderson you can hear him go, oh my god.
Yeah, they're kicking the shell. Dude. Dude. Kurt then hits the
goddamn Olympic Slam. They hand him a US flag. He steps on Ken
Anderson and holds it up. Then the US Army rushes the ring and raise
Kurt up like he just kills Locker. It was fucking insane. They're like,
they're rating him around like a hero. Yeah, well, I mean
he did serve six tours from what he knows. Yes, yeah, hell
yeah, fucking true. And if you disagree, all of us will jump
you and hit you the Olympic Slam. Did your ass? I like that?
I did that. Kurdaggle walks around the US Army and kicks dudes asses
those America. No damn it, fuck you. Yeah. Wow. What
a segment. So we go backstage. Bubba the Love Sponge is telling home,
maybe you should just give this up. I mean, who the fuck
cares about you? Get you? Ye, get you? Brooks backstage?
Brooks backstage again, I mean, come on, man, what's going on
here? On here? Hogan says, this is the last shot, dude.
This is the biggest nineteen A history. This is that I can turn
this thing around, because this show sucks and the ratings are fucking bad.
I know. Hell yeah, man, we see it. He said,
Abyss just told me where is ho good? He's just roaming around the are
bothering people? Is where is Bubba? This sponge? And Hogan says,
Abyss was my boy, dude. And when they started calling Hogan brother,
I didn't want to go out there. You know, I gotta do this.
Earl. Hebner in shirt comes in and says, I need to ask
you a question, and Hoga, will you doing here? Dude? Earl
says, I need a second chance. Hokin says, I'm up to my
neck, dude. I got so many problems, brother, I got two
brooks in the back. I love you the death, dude, but I
can't do this right now. And Bubba says, hold on, hold on,
look at you sitting there. Everyone gets a second chance in life.
I got a second chance of radio. You get a second chance of wrestling.
He's been with you for years. If anyone deserves a second chance,
Earl deserves a second chance. Hogan stands up and puts his hands on his
face and goes, oh god, all his friends are fucking up his as
Hogus all right, dude, if you can help me, then, if
anyone can help me. It's you. I'm in a bad spot, dude.
Two things, Bubba, you need to let this thing go. Dude,
you need to promise me you won't get in my business. And Earl,
it'd be an honor to be in the ring with you, brother,
but you have to do me one favor. My daughter's out there, brother,
and things aren't gonna go well. Things aren't going well with my son.
He's worried to death in California. He's watching this show. This show
stinks, dude, brother match if it gets out of control, Dude,
if I can't continue, my brother, you're gonna have to stop this thing.
You promised me, brother, And Earl says, I promise you that,
trust me. So this is they're trying to immediately do the screwed job.
They're doing a million callback angles for this one fucking match. Dude,
Hebner screwed Hogan back of the day, remember, because are Michaels all the
time? That was Dave Hebner's brother. Uh so we go backstays, Jeff
Jarrett is here. First time I heard of this guy on the show,
and uh also I guess it was also here. But like, this is
a whole angle. I forget they're doing it this time where Jarrett's like getting
fucked around by Bishoff and Hogan, like we talked about this where they said
the play pen ring and fuck you Jarrett and like whatever, Yeah, that's
right. He had a change in the a shitty closet or a trailer and
she like that and like that's his whole angle. They don't mention this once.
No videos know anything about this at all. Joy Big Foley is the
executive shareholder or whatever he was, like Owen's majority. They don't say any
This is the first time on Mondays in like three months, Tony, and
they don't mention any of this. You think both these guys would be a
big draw for Monday nights. I'm sure they would. Yeah. Yeah.
The first the first time we see them is them talking to each other and
jared' is y'all see out there? And then Jarrett goes and finds James Storm
and says, James, you know Bischof forced me in this match. Did
he give you a choice or did he force you in this match? And
Storm says, you know, no one tells me what to do. We
don't get forced to do anything. We volunteered, Jesset, you volunteered after
everything Bischoff put me through. You forget when I founded T and I hand
picked you to be on the roster, and I put you and Bobby together,
and before a teena was even thought of, you trained to be a
wrestler in my dad's backyard. And Storm says, it's about what you can
do for me and you haven't done. Jack squat and sorry about Joe,
damn luck, and Jared punches him in the face. Bobby jumps him from
behind, and executive shareholder Mick Foley runs up in a souon and says,
hey, taking the ring. And Ruth says you want to taking the ring?
And Pholey says yeah, and Ruth says, all right, we'll see
in the ring. I was confused by this promo because He's like, yeah,
I did all the ship for you. Yeah, that's what you can
do for me. Though, Hey, what have you done for me?
I just told you everything. I just said I did everything for you.
But what can you do for me? Hey? What can you do for
me? Yeah? Alright, I'm lost beer and money. I'll do it
in the ring. You a doggy style they could that could be my nickname.
That's fine. How bout the team name is fat? All right?
So he got a beer money versus Jeff Jarrett handicapped Matt Make it please.
You've over explained everything else on this show. What the fucking dude here is
one of the coolest fucking teams in the world. I love we love Justin
Gabriel. Dude, what the fuck? What the fucking fuck man to make
Cray? I need to know what the raw card was at this fucking time,
because this is insane. Had to be the Mis versus fucking Wade Barrett
and that was probably a w Let's see. Oh yeah, of course is
what I meant to say. All right, So raw had Eve Kelly Kelly
and Gil Kim defeated Maurice, Alicia Fox and Katie Lee. A lot of
these people here soon ye coming over. Big Show in the Miz versus John
Morrison, Artruth ended in a no contest in thirty seconds. Big Show in
the Mis, Yes, miss Well, Cody Rhodes and Teddy Bossi beat Randy
Horton in a two on one handicap match. Hold on, now, wait
are you copying the competition? You're fucking I'm watching raw definitely was earlier.
This shoot Evan Boorne b William Regal on a money in the Bank qualifier in
a minute and a half. What the Drew? Tony? This is a
match you want to see? What the no? Here's a Tony match for
sure. Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger, Mark Henry, Vince McMahon and vladimbirg
Kosloff beat John Cena in a five on one No DQ handicap. That was
the main How did wrestling make it out of this? See him fucking?
The match starts outside the ring with beer muddy kick at Jared's as and then
they throw fucking in the ring and fully just says ring the bell takes off
a suit jacket and he has the most fucked up looking rep shirt of all
time on Jared. Jared finally gets some offense on him. He tries that
running balls to the back of Storm's head but gets cut off with a spinebuster.
Rudin Storm do the slingshot DDT combo, which is an awesome move that
someone needs to steal. Beer Money is an all time tag team. They
are tremendous. They are fucking tremendous. Mme Storm is like one of the
best tag tea wrestlers ever. MXM lost because they were trying to do beer
money moves the machine guns. Watch DVW. Please watch DW. It's a
great show. It's better than this. Storm loads up Jared for the fucking
eye of the Storm and looks out of the crowd and yells, GISs my
ass he needs the iron of Storm. Uh. That's not the finish though,
because Rude holds Jared's arms and James Storm takes a big drink of beer
and spits it. But Jared ducks and he miss Rude. Well that's gross.
Wait, Tony, did we watch this match before? Somewhere? Did
we? I swear we watched something where beer money was handicap match again,
I saw, of god, they did this exact spot. I get crazy.
It's probably like later on during because we watched like later in this era.
That does feel right. It was Jayleeth or his beer money that's right,
because that was the one where black machismo was in charge. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, so we did watch this one. Okay, w
W boys fucking do it? Point God damn a beer money versus Jeff Jarrett
Big Foley's in the suit, he takes it off. He's got the little
ref shirt on. They fucking dog walk him. They hit him with the
ship by the boom, and then Jared gets back on top, of course,
because Storm goes to use the beer bottle after spitting in Rude's eyes.
Yeah, he pushes Folly away to distract them and then goes to hit Jared
with the beer bottle, but Jared kicks him in the balls. Yeah,
I love this. Storm pushed fully. He said, fuck, you don't
don't look at this, and uh yeah. Jared gets back on top,
back body drop, goes to the outside, starts punching him fully, then
tries to get involved, and then James Storm tells him to shut up.
That's awesome. Yeah fully, then of course grabs his patented barbed wire bat
from under the ring. It was just there to give to jareded. Yeah,
he's cool with it with Then n w O ref Slick Johnson this year
in full pants, Fuck that man? Yeah, what the fuck is going
on? Come? Man, wasn't the US Army here do something about this?
Help? Slick Johnson comes in, he grabs the bat from Jarrett and
Foley, and Foley's like, what the fuck is going on if he chases
Slick Johnson out. He's so upset. He chases Slick Johnson out of the
ring and over the guard rail. Yeah, and I guess like Johnson just
faster than him. He comes back in and your money hits the d w
I and they win. All right. I don't understand any of the angle.
I'm the first time viewer. I just tuned in on Monday for the
first time. Mellow drinking while investing. Holy fuck, that's w Yeah,
do not try to hit that against accepting a big mistake. We go backstage.
Abyss is a talking to Hole Coogan, that's his number one dude.
Brother. They're sitting down together talking backstage. This is the monster. A
bit that's normal. A bit says, let me start this thing, you
know. I these guys big time for what they did to you, and
Hogan's a stop, dude, you don't know flair like I do. Brook.
And then a woman walks in that's blonde, and he's just confused.
He does not are you brooke or are you other Brooke? I don't know,
dude, what are you step wife? Brother? He looks at a
business here right now? Dude, Oh yeah, dude, unless you want
a bitch to help me. I don't know, dude. Well Brook is
here and she's crying and they sit down and brook says, are you okay,
and Hogu's I'm fine, dude. I got my big guy business.
I got my big guy business. Me. I don't know. You know.
I don't want you going back out there, and brook says, listen,
I need you to do one thing for me. I know that you
gotta wrestle. This is tough, and he said, I need to go
out there, dude. He is my second chance. The fans kind of
like, you know, they called me. Brooks says, well, promise
me one thing. Just make this to your last time, dad, because
we've lost so much and I don't want to lose you too. But Hogan's
gonna die. Brook is a great actress here, Dad, that's back out
there. You had a seal, baby. I promise you. I know
our family has been through helling back, but I've got you and Nick and
the other one, oh Jennifer. Yeah, dude, uh, And I
promise you I won't go back out there again. This is the last time
for me. So Hogan is saying, this is going to be his last
match ever. Hey, oh again, not now, dude, hold on
you. You gotta get out of your brother a lot here, dude,
where do you want me to go? All right? So t NA Impact
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You're okay, you got no credit, no good deal, crazy taxi.
All right, So now it's to have a versus a j Styles and
Rick Flair again. O Hey, because we didn't want to see the first
time, let's watch it the getting except nody Q all right, only is
it again? But the ring announcer says it. The ring announcer says,
this is your continued main event. Got ripped off. Yeah, dude,
wow, renaissenter. Nobody's watching. They done now crazy, They're watching the
five on one against John Cena right now. Holy fuck man? All right,
so hogean in Flair or start this match out for some reason? And
then they stay in for the whole fucking match. They call they just have
a match the ch guys, it is so they fucking collar and elbow.
Yeah, and that's yeah, that's how much this is. This big rivalry
is they hate each other so much they lock up. Dude, his storytelling,
you gotta get there. You can't just give everybody everything right at once.
Come on, guys, you couldn't even give it to him in a
match earlier either. You gotta have another mess later. Gotta give it to
us twice twenty two minutes from the collar and elb but both of them are
bleeding. Dude, I want asserted that how much blood is Rick cler gonna
lose? Like before the match started, and I'm like, oh, somebody
like barely hit his head off the barricade and Flair started, He's gosh it
fucking coast ghost of barely anything. Yeah, it's big ass band went coast
to coast. Backstage, they put a bandit on his head. That's awesome.
So Flair is a bloody fucking mess. The only thing that's happened in
this match is a collar and elbow and a punch lateness a regular match.
So Claire tries to chop hog and he no cells that. Flair starts giving
him the chop punch combo of violence. Party. Yeah in the stomach.
I told you I have a retombered dude. He gives it okay, then
gives him his own chop punch combo. He does on the floor the IPOs
and fun you that's awesome. They're also, by the way, a fucking
abyss and a j al ad hearing to the tag team. You know,
they're just on the aprons, cute boys with the fun. They're having an
unk off. So he is whipping Flair with the weight belt in the ring.
Flair has bled half his fucking blood all over this fucking ring. Hair
is all red to He does from a common elbow, his eyes from the
I of course, fugged him in the eyes and Flair turned around, blood
his eyes eyes. Dude, he I punked him and there's a fucking turned
around and looked at the camera said, ah, the entire from his He's
a red red man. Dude, He's fucking gushing. It's unbelievable. Dude,
ipa colorobo. That's crazy. So all right, flips him with the
belt. Flair then low blows Hogan. He looks like an absolute fucking freak
in this ring right now. He fucking low blows Hogan with Earl Hamner distracted
by a J styles they give you son of a bench. So AJ comes
in for like fucking half a second and does nothing. A couple of kicks.
He says, I'm out punches of that hardy cannonet. Then fucking gorilla
Press slams Flair off the top, dude. Flair goes to the top and
Hogan runs up and just grabs his nutsack and holds it the second one hand.
The other hand is touching the bloodiest what is a big balls big ah?
He does the deadly driver and yeah. Then Flair tags out to a
J. Hogan tags out to abyss. Abyss is here. House of Fire.
Goes for a double choke slam on a J and Flair. But this
is the worst abyss house. This is someone slow. Just simplify it,
dude, Dude, you're going too fast out there. Yeah, so a
bitch splashes them both in the corner after double clothes lining them. Choke slam
the a J choke slam the bloody, bloody Flair and his old bloody man
whipping off of He's crazy, old bloody man. Fla goes up for it
too. He does, he gets all the way up there man. He
gives him the choke slam and Hogan is on the apron and Hogan raises his
fist and points to his ring finger, which triggers Abyss and he goes hah
and he points out the Hall of Fame ring, which is now he's fired
up Hogan. The Flair fight into the ring and now Hogan Abyss are both
getting hit by Flair and AJ and both start hulking up. They both go
you double big boots from Hogan an Abyss and not leg drop though this leads
to a Hogan Irish whip to AJ into Abyss. Abyss hits the black Hole
slam and wins, and then the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life
plays over the PA system. They play a business song and then read even
I don't know what the fun what? He didn't use it. The whole
show is a business as song. The ideal is do do do do do
do? They take the business songs, speed it up to seven dred percent
and then Qgan's music fun Tony, I looked it up. I thought you
were joking and this was just for this. Abyss was using this as his
song. He used it after this, yeah, and before this. Yeah,
this is a business. He was using this in February, lord man.
Then once he got the ring, he used that song American Maid.
That's Jimmy Hart Danny from January to June or something he used to apparently,
dude, what the fuck? That is unbelievable. Well, we're not done
here, boys. Desmond Wolf comes down. He hits Abyss with a chair.
What the fuck? Yeah, he comes out in the bits with a
chair. Then he goes in Hogan with it. Hogan blocks it, but
Flaire clips Hogan's knee. But here comes the Pope. He's limping down on
the ring to make the save, and uh, Flair and fucking aj and
Desmond Wolf get the better all these dudes and then modest God, Jeff's here.
Who is that is? That? Is that? That's Jeff? We
haven't seen him since Monday. We have Jeff Hardy's out here. He bumps
all the heels. He fucking hits the craziest leaping sit out gourd buster I've
ever seen on Dutman wall. That was nuts man, What the hell was
that? He hits a twist of fade on AJ styles, The crowds fired
up, and Jeff goes up top for the swanton, but they cut it
off before the swan. Yeah, most unnecessary, bumping his entire career because
nobody saw it. He just does it. Yeah, I'm sure he sent
it unlet that'd be funny if he this all cut cut and he doesn't,
that'd be fucking crazy. Dude, this show. I hate this show.
Dude, I hate this show, and I hated more after this. Also,
the ending, Like, Okay, I get they had to have Jeff
Hardy come in or whatever, but like, just having an Abyss and Hogan
stand tall at the end would have been fine. You know, Abyss stands
tall at the end. Fine, I mean whatever. Why couldn't Jeff Hardy
have saved rv D well, because you know he had his big pop later
they needed the cliffhanger for the end all ship. Jeff Harty's here? Can
he or can he not still do this? Wanton bomb already watched that's fair.
Yea. They have a distinct turn at the end, you know,
have come out. Oh he's saving them? Nope, Yeah, but then
already who would already have beat? He has to beat stinging more, No,
we need we're pushing him and he's gotta hit by the brick. We
kind of went christ Man, this show is pissing me off. I already
watched it. I seen it before thinking about it again, and now it's
pissing me all you wore. This is a This is a bad fucking show
man. This is a bad fucking show. And I don't know how they
thought. I mean, listen, w B show, sucked ass and balls
together, combine them like put the balls in the ass and suck show.
Yeah, dude, far down my kind of ship. But like, this
DNA show is horrid, man, I agree, I agree. I enjoyed
talking about it with you boys. Nonetheless, that's the only right part of
this is that we get to see this and live it back, I guess
in one way or another. But that was Tana impact for March eighth,
twenty ten. Their live Monday show schedule is is on schedule now and I
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