The One Where Lala Says The F Word A LOT

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Speaker 1: Hello, guys. I'm coming off of like I have like.

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Speaker 2: A bitch mode hangover. Yesterday could have been Lily you scatta just like calmed down. I love you so much, but whatever's happening, just like Sep song. So yesterday was a fucking bitch. My WiFi would not work. I couldn't get it to work. I spent two hours on the phone with the Internet person walking me through it.

00:00:36
Speaker 1: The phone call drops.

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Speaker 2: I call Jessica because I don't know how to live without her, and she then links me with somebody else. Keep in mind, at this point, I've spoken to two different people, Geek Squad and the person who knows how to reboot your Internet. Both of the calls drop and they got me far and I was like, I need to get back to who I was talking to. They're like, okay, it'll take about five minutes. I wait for five minutes. The music is still playing. That's when I called jess jess has the guy on the phone.

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Speaker 1: He's like, what we're this is his voice.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna get just started. All you're gonna do is unplug the modem. You're gonna unplug the mesh device. You're gonna wait for one minute, and I'm like, no, no, no, I did this already. Yeah, and he's like, okay, we're just gonna log onto our computer and you're gonna type in this cod I'm like, I did this already. It didn't work, and.

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Speaker 1: This is like three hours, so just a quick for me. I just have had a cold. I don't know it's cold, allergy something, but my head was killing me yesterday. So I'm like, hey, I'm gonna stay home. I'm gonna work from home. And so that's why Lala had called me, and I wasn't in correct. Yeah, I left that part out, but it had been three hours or two to two or three hours that Lala had been working on it before she called me, right, yes, yeah, yes, correct. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So we're on the phone with this guy for however long and then he tells me because I'm like, it's blinking blue and he's like, okay, great, and I was like, it's back to red again, and he goes, okay, So all we're gonna do is have you and he tells me what to do. I said, you're not understanding. I did this already, and he still keeps telling me what to do.

00:02:25
Speaker 1: I fucking hung up the phone.

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Speaker 2: I said, just come, I'm not spending another fucking second on that phone. Find someone to come fix this mother fucking shit.

00:02:33
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, yesterday was the worst day. Yeah ever, yeah no, And then and I mean, hey, you can tell them what happened yesterday, which is why we're recording this episode today. Go ahead tell them.

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Speaker 2: Well, first, let me share this part, because I let me share the sequence of events. All Right, The night before I closed my bedroom door to make or my bathroom door to make sure light doesn't come into my bedroom in the morning, it suddenly locks behind me. I pee probably seven times in the middle of the night. So now if I have to use a bathroom, I have to go all the way down two sets of stairs that are very narrow to get to the fucking bathroom. Okay, so that's where it started. The next day, the Wi Fi shit happens. But yesterday morning I take Ocean to the pediatrician. There's this woman who is sitting in one of the spots with her lights on. So my mother politely asks her if she could like back out of this space so that I can park. Because it's a building with multiple businesses each little space is designated to someone, and I don't want to be that asshole that parks in a spot for yoga when I'm doing yoga. Yeah, and it says that I could get towed. I'm not risking it. This woman clearly was not very kind. So I asked my mom. I'm like, what is she doing?

00:03:53
Speaker 1: Can she? Is she moving? My mom says, I don't know. She's a bitch.

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Speaker 2: So I throw the car in park, I have my mom get in, I get out. I go up to the woman's window. I was like, hey, can you back up out of this space? She rolls her window down. I have an hour and a half drive. I need to figure out where I'm going. And I was like, that's great, but could you back out so that I can pull in and then you can figure out where you're going. That is so unsafe to do with a baby, I said, not really, I pulled a lou Ann.

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Speaker 1: Not really.

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Speaker 2: I'm not asking you to drive while typing in I'm asking you to back up, park elsewhere, right, and that put in the address or park on the side of the road.

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Speaker 1: I do it all the time. Oh shit, I've got to look up an address. I pull over you in the car. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, keep in mind what she said to my mom was I'm not ready to leave and then rolled up her window.

00:04:50
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's what she said, because that's important to this story. Okay.

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Speaker 2: She then says to me, do you have a baby? I go no, I'm coming to the pediatrician for my own checkup. Yes, I have a baby.

00:05:04
Speaker 1: You fucking moron. Do I need this spot? Got an appointment? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like what.

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Speaker 2: She then says something to me, and I said, you her a fucking bitch.

00:05:15
Speaker 1: You said that. I said that. I'm never innocent, Jessica.

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Speaker 3: I'm never innocent.

00:05:20
Speaker 2: I'm innocent until you don't come correct. Then I'm not so innocent anymore. You come correct, I'll come correct.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She tries to get out of her car. No.

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Speaker 1: Oh, angry, angry, fucking twice.

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Speaker 2: This episode is gonna be the F word podcast, Okay, because it just I'm so traumatized by yesterday.

00:05:41
Speaker 1: Yeah. That and because of the news that you just delivered to me. All right.

00:05:47
Speaker 2: So the whole reason we're doing this podcast right now is because I had Katie come over yesterday to record a podcast.

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Speaker 1: It was fabulous. It was the only great part of my day.

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Speaker 2: One of the best podcasts I think I've ever recorded, and Katie was awesome and it didn't fucking record. Yeah. Yeah, So this day starting off is a real shit banker as well, so annoyed, you know. So I tell her she's a fucking bitch. She gets out of her car. I go, you're gonna you're getting out of your car? What You're gonna beat me up in the pedia tuition barking lot And she gets back in her car because I think she realized, like she was saying, it's unsafe for her baby, for her to like type in directions, but yeah, she's gonna kick my ass in front of her baby.

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Speaker 1: In a car that's probably on, Like what is she doing?

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Speaker 2: No, she was a bulky bitch. There was no way I was getting out of that without scrape. I'm like, yo, bitch, I'm running.

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Speaker 1: You know, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I looked at her. I was like, that hour drive is like you, I hope that you drive safely because she was so enraged she was, but.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was like, I'm like, in fear.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I.

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Speaker 1: Stay in the spot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as I'm worried for your baby.

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Speaker 1: Because you're like enraged. She was so mad she started to get out and then she got that shit she wanted to kick my ass. Oh in the a pediatrician, jar, what's your mom doing? During just watching?

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Speaker 2: My mom goes, Lauren, she's not worth it, and she goes your person just cursed at me. I was like, get the fuck over it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that.

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Speaker 2: I was like whatever, So I get in the car, I park somewhere. As I park and get my baby out, here comes oh.

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Speaker 1: No, shatty pans pulling out.

00:07:44
Speaker 2: So I have my baby. Now I've like regained composure. Baby on the hip where happy. We're happy, rainbows and butterflies. Mama didn't just call someone a fucking bitch. It's all good.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: But my mother, the savage she is, stands right in front of her car. No, she doesn't, and she throws her hands up. My mom gets on her phone and.

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Speaker 1: Goes, I'm not ready to leave. No she didn't.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Mom, Lisa eleven o'clock appointment, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: First off, iconic duo, the lady mess with the wrong one, Lisa. I would have paid to see that. I would have paid. Listen, I'm I'm frugal right now, but I would have paid one hundred bucks toe that. Oh my god.

00:08:31
Speaker 2: Then she flipped my mom off, almost ran over her foot. Yeah she did.

00:08:37
Speaker 1: Did you see that?

00:08:38
Speaker 2: She almost ran over my phone.

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Speaker 1: I was like, but she didn't. Let's let's go moving on. So then that was your morning yesterday morning, which was Monday. We're being realistic with the timeline. So that was your morning. Yeah, started off on a wild note.

00:08:57
Speaker 2: But then you told me that that Amanda her she not yesinny but not fat, was posting about what a ship day it was yesterday.

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Speaker 1: She said something like on her stories, I feel like being a bitch to everyone and ripping people's faces off, or something to that tone, like she was just not in a good mood. She said, I feel like talking shit about everyone. And then people were responding. I saw her kind of reposting like something's going on with the universe yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Something was going on with the universe because Jessica then comes to my house this morning.

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Speaker 1: M hm to fix the Wi Fi.

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Speaker 2: And she's like, a lot, the blue light is on, I think the WiFi is working. I was like, nope, did it all day yesterday? Watch and I like, get on the TV, click Hulu and it's like or no Netflix. I'm like, what would you like to watch? Sign for Elda? I'm like, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Because I came here at nine and I was wasn't supposed to well, I was coming here at nine. We have a call at ten, and I was like, oh, that gives me time to fix the wi fi. But here's the great thing, La La tell me I come here at nine, the WiFi is working, and then we realize you didn't record. Well, it didn't record you and Katie yesterday, so now we have time to record this and all is life. There we go.

00:10:21
Speaker 2: There's a silver lining on top of the fact I realized it's the twenty first and I missed my older brother's birthday.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even say one fucking word time which one Brandon brand Oh you only have one older brother, right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

00:10:33
Speaker 1: Happy birthday Brandon today.

00:10:35
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was fifteen. Oh it was.

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Speaker 2: He was like, it's fine, lot, and he's just like my dad, where like nothing is a big deal, which makes it even worse. Yeah, and I know his wife's going to rip my head off. That's okay. I'm prepared.

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Speaker 1: I've known her since I was a kid.

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Speaker 2: You have prepared for the wrath and I deserve it. But I was like, there's no reason why I should have missed your birthday, Like you've been my brother for thirty one years, Like I know when your fucking birthday is.

00:11:04
Speaker 1: I have missed birthdays. I miss my best friend's birthday and I would wish her happy birthday at midnight on September second because her birthday September third every year, and then one year it was like September fifth, and I lost it. Sometimes your mind just can only hold so many things. Yeah, and it just you have I mean, people have missed my birthday. Like I'm like, whatever, Yeah, that's true. It is no, it is like whatever. But yeah, you've got a lot on your plate. On a happy, happy note, your hair looks fantastic things jazz. She got out highlighted by the one and Only Bradley.

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Speaker 2: And guess what. I was talking to him about the banks. I was like, do we cut them? And he was like, guess what. You already have the tiny little like because you know how she has like those cute little you throw these little guys into a little roller.

00:11:53
Speaker 1: Are we talking about Marilyn Monroe, Pam Anderson.

00:11:56
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we could totally do Pam Anderson without really chopping bangs. Like I have little pieces, well some call them baby hairs, I call them broken.

00:12:06
Speaker 1: But you but I see them, you're pulling them out. I see them. How weird is it that I was listening to a podcast yesterday and the guy said, I think every boyfriend or partner or husband's job is to make sure their partner doesn't if it's a woman, doesn't get bangs, because because every woman always has this like moment in her life where she goes, I'm getting bangs and it's He's like, and it always they always regret it. He's like, I had multiple girlfriends who said that and then weeks later they're like, fuck these bangs and they're like clipping them back. He's like, so, if you're a partner of a woman who wants to get bangs, it's your job to make sure she doesn't get bangs.

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Speaker 2: Don't let her get banged.

00:12:48
Speaker 1: So Bradley, thank you.

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Speaker 2: That is amazing.

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Speaker 1: I really yeah. Also, last thing, since we're on the bangs thing, Yeah, and the show I love that for you. You have you watched it yet? It's all for you. You auditioned for it, and I saw who got a woman who is not at all like you. So that's always a compliment because you're like, oh no, I wouldn't have even like, it's someone completely different, so she's just completely They.

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Speaker 2: Had a bunch of people that auditioned and they were like who just like who embodies the character of like everything that we think.

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Speaker 1: Right, And it was about Banks. Remember you auditioned and it was about Banks, and I saw the part super quick, super but I was like, oh my god, that could have been.

00:13:39
Speaker 2: And I thought I did okay, and that audition I thought it was really funny.

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Speaker 1: You did great. It's completely different vibe. And that's I I like, I if my friends have auditioned for something and I help them tape and then I see it on a show and it's not at all what they were giving. It's almost like, oh, that's good. So they weren't even like looking for that they or they saw something completely different. If it's close to what my friend gave, then it's more like a oh that's a bummer. You were like really close to getting that and you didn't because you kind of gave the same performance. Does that make sense.

00:14:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally so banks. Yeah, so that was my Monday. My Sunday Father's Day was freaking awesome. We went to Jackson Britney's house. Did you do anything for Father's Day?

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Speaker 1: No, because I just had it. I wasn't feeling gray. I just have like allergies or cold and so just like chilled. I love it. Yeah, so what did you so you went to Jackson Britney's. Why did they have a party? They had?

00:14:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had like a little barbecue.

00:14:39
Speaker 1: Okay, they're great at barbecuing, And it was like, bow, I'm at it, they're great at barbecuing. Do they both barbecue or is it Jack's both of them? Really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But it was so funny because Jack's was like the one that was doing all the work. He was, yeah, and it's awesome. He loves doing that. He's like he's like the house husband that like dicks.

00:15:01
Speaker 1: Around the house. He does. Yeah, And I don't mean a house husband as like an insult. I mean a husband who owns a home.

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Speaker 2: Right.

00:15:10
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I've never seen someone moa laan faster than Jack's Taylor. The morning of Ocean Kent's birthday. Yeah, he was zooming around that long and I.

00:15:20
Speaker 2: Was like, wow, he was like jogging and I was like dan ever, yeah, they both are. You walk into their house and you're like, this is where I want to live. This is adulting as fuck.

00:15:33
Speaker 1: Yeah. Everything has its place, very organized.

00:15:37
Speaker 2: The backyard is pristine, the front yard is pristine, the man cave is awesome. It's just like they're great homeowners. But it's so cute to see there.

00:15:48
Speaker 1: Right now.

00:15:49
Speaker 2: There is no better feeling than seeing Ocean interact with like her little baby friends.

00:15:59
Speaker 1: I saw some content on your stories and I was yes, and she swam yes. So she's playing with her baby friends, do you Because I was a bier when I was little, So that's why I'm asking is there any like hitting or biting? So that's what's so crazy.

00:16:12
Speaker 2: They all went through the biting stage together. So it was myself and my mom in Ocean and then like Kristen Dodi came, Zach Wickham, Jared.

00:16:25
Speaker 1: Sanna and Brock. I saw that Rock and Sheena and her parents in summer, so it was.

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Speaker 2: Ocean cruise in summer. They all went through the biting phase at the same time. Now they're all hitting each other and hitting us, you know, So they're all going through the same stage and now they're all walking. Because what happens with kids, and you'll see this if you have kids with your friends, even just like a month or two difference, it feels like an eternity because when your kid's walking or someone else's kid is walking and your kid is still crawling, like, it's like, let's go to the park. Well, what fun is the park? My baby's not walking yet? Right, No, like it's it's But then once they all start walking, they're gonna be the same age forever.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yes, that's so cute. So they get along. You said they're hitting now, but I saw it in like the content, they were like playing together. So is it just moments of maybe hitting, Okay, just a little moments and they love hitting us? Like what it is? It's a left pat I don't know, I know, I know, I know. I will hold ocean, you guys, and she'll go to like there, and I swear she does it out of love or being silly because it's only once in a while, but she gets this big smile on her face and then I see the hand go back. Yeah, and I'm like a pushover. So I know what she's doing, and I like I should be more like no no, But if Lalla sees it, she goes, oh shit, no, oh okay, nope, can't do that. Gotta put her down. Yeah, put her down, out her down, sut her down.

00:17:54
Speaker 2: You have to be put down. You can't be hitting people like that.

00:17:57
Speaker 1: I need to, yeah, because I'm a pushover. But they looked super cute. And I saw ocean swimming. Yes, was brock like holding her in the pool because I saw that so cute. She's a little water baby.

00:18:08
Speaker 2: She's been that waiting since the first time I put her in the pool. Wants to like dunk her head in. That's how she used to take baths. She was like always wanting her head under the water. And she goes under or not she can like put her face She'll put her face in. Yeah what yeah, oh summer moon goes full, submerges fully.

00:18:26
Speaker 1: Just hold her breath and goes under. Yes, that is wild, ill forced and it was traumatic by my mom when I was like four, because I had never gone under, and she was like okay, one, two, three, and I was like, dunk to me, thanks Mom.

00:18:46
Speaker 3: I was.

00:18:48
Speaker 1: Just boom screaming underwater and then dramatic coughing after, like I was drowning. Drowning. Anyway, I'm glad Ocean and Summer.

00:18:57
Speaker 3: Moon do that.

00:18:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had the best time. The burger were five star. Just everything was great.

00:19:02
Speaker 1: The barbecue is great. Speaking of Summer Moon, I saw is shea launching a lash line today? It launched it? Yeah, do you believe it? I know I saw a lashes named like Summer and Moon or something like that, and I was like, obviously Sheen is the one to launch a lash line and I'm buying them all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she has Summer Moon and Honey Cute. I was actually a part of the picking process, I know. I got to help her choose like which styles, and I told her these are the ones that I like, But this is your lie, so you because she has those like big beautiful eyes where she can handle that much any kind of lash right right, I can't. I look like a drunk puppet, right, like one of those dolls where they closed their eyes and yeah, that's what I start looking like.

00:19:49
Speaker 1: Yes, So I just gave her my input of like what was working best on my kind of eye.

00:19:53
Speaker 2: Okay, who knows if she took that or not, But I do know that all the styles are amazing.

00:19:59
Speaker 1: What is it called to the brind Viva Verona, which means long Live Summer. Oh my god, I know it's so cute.

00:20:06
Speaker 2: It's fantastic.

00:20:07
Speaker 1: The name's fantastic. Yeah, the packaging is amazing. Everything's great. She did her photo shoot here. Yeah, and I'm glad it's proud about tomorrow because I'm gonna buy some today, hoping they don't sell out. But they're beautiful. There's great. Do we have any voicemails? Just we do?

00:20:27
Speaker 4: We have some Voicemailskylala, my name's Toy. I love the pod. I've been fancy stay one. I'm calling because I actually met my now husband on Tinder, like seven years ago before it was as kind of bad as it is now. But we met on Tinder, talked for a little while, like a few months before I actually met him in person. I met him in person, and things just happened like so quick and crazy. I ended up getting correct like a few months later. I think everything happens for a reason. Now, seven years later, we have two kids, one on the way, and we've been married for actually newlywed's a few months now but to us a little bit. But yeah, happy endings do come sometimes from dating apps, so don't keep it completely closed off because you never know, you know, I end up marrying someone that you swipe right on. Thanks, talk to you guys later. Can't wait to listen buye.

00:21:27
Speaker 2: You know what I'm like, Yes, it makes me very hopeful that so many people are like meeting their lovers on what are they called dating dating apps? Tinder, Bumble, match dot com, Like amazing, I'm not there yet, right, I don't necessarily think that, and we I feel like I'm on repeater mode, Like every time we talk about it, I'm like.

00:21:53
Speaker 1: I'm not there yet. I have nothing to offer someone.

00:21:56
Speaker 2: It's like like a broken record, right. But for all, like, it's not that I am opposed to dating apps, like yeah, I probably need. So many people have said they've met their partners on dating apps. But for me, it's like why even like entertain the idea of getting on a dating app when like, I'm not trying to.

00:22:15
Speaker 1: Date yeah you know, yeah, so what's the point. What's the point? And it's not like you have all this time, like you're a busy person, So I think I have a lot of friends who are like, well, I'm just bored and it's fun to like flirt and and I'm like, yeah, if you have the time. But if you don't have the time, like why would you get on them?

00:22:34
Speaker 2: Well, and also like even when you start like dating, which I went on multiple dates with this person, I didn't think they were dates.

00:22:46
Speaker 1: I thought they were like, hey, let's be friends and go grab a bite.

00:22:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then you start, you know, syncing into this like pattern of uh, not even a pattern. It's like want to hang out with me and my friends or I'm gonna like try to hold your hand, and I immediately shut down. I was like, nope, right, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

00:23:10
Speaker 1: I don't want it at all. Don't touch me right now.

00:23:14
Speaker 2: Don't touch me. I don't want to kick it with your friends. If I want to kick it with friends, I'm gonna kick it with my own friends. I just that for me was like a real like wake up call where it was like, no, I have no desire.

00:23:27
Speaker 1: I'm not ready right now. No, that was great though you were open and you went on some dates, and I mean people on the podcast.

00:23:33
Speaker 2: Have heard I was sitting there closing my eyes, going like this, how do I teleport out of here?

00:23:41
Speaker 1: May get fucking work, don't you wish?

00:23:46
Speaker 2: I was like, I want to teleport into Ocean's nursery immediately.

00:23:51
Speaker 1: That is like, that's why I never drive, you guys, I never don't drive. If I can drive somewhere, I don't care how far it is, let me tell you I'm driving because I never ride with friends. Don't want to be stuck, don't want to be waiting on an uber. When my social battery runs out the end, I'm out. Yeah, so I don't whatever. It's a whole different thing. But that's like if I'm somewhere and I'm like, good for you for hanging in there, Because if I'm somewhere and I go I don't want to be here anymore, You'll blink and then I'll be gone.

00:24:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know. And you know I met I met this guy who I went on a few dates with, just like out and about at a friend's house. She was like like I had seen him at like little social fucking gatherings and then a more intimate setting at my friend's house, and I was like, oh, he kind of flying And then all of a sudden, I'm like, Okay, I thought we shared the same friends.

00:24:49
Speaker 1: Why are you taking me with these clowns?

00:24:51
Speaker 3: Right?

00:24:51
Speaker 2: I don't know them?

00:24:52
Speaker 1: Right? Does that make sense? Yes, that makes sense, And I don't want to Maybe if we were in a different space, you'd be like, sure, I want to go out and meet new people, but you're not. You're in like to me, I feel like right now in your life, any comfortable safe space you can be in, you're gonna take it right. Your friends, your family, your house, like your people.

00:25:13
Speaker 2: Right, And I have a small small circle of friends, like I don't have certain pockets of friends.

00:25:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, my friend group is this is what it is, right.

00:25:22
Speaker 2: And we don't like so when you're but most people aren't like that, They're like, these are my friends for this, I have this group of friends.

00:25:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have that anymore.

00:25:30
Speaker 2: I've gotten rid of a lot of people. Yeah.

00:25:33
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean you're talking to someone who's like, I've got my New York friends and my national friends and then like two LA friends and that's it. So you're talking to someone who's like, I don't really get it. Yeah, can I tell you something. I'll spill a little tea on this podcast a.

00:25:51
Speaker 2: Lot of tea. Okay, So at Jackson Britney's I, Jax tells me that Schwartz wants to.

00:26:06
Speaker 1: Come over to the house. He was like, is that okay.

00:26:09
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's your house, you know, whoever you want over. I was like, I'm not gonna be very friendly, like yeah, I hope you guys don't feel awkward, but.

00:26:17
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a bitch.

00:26:20
Speaker 2: And he was like I know. But he's like, you know, he's like at home and he's depressed right now, and he's like having a really hard.

00:26:27
Speaker 1: Time, and I go wrong, fucking audience. Yeah, not your problem.

00:26:31
Speaker 2: I give a shit, let me said, And he's having a really hard time.

00:26:37
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.

00:26:40
Speaker 2: I'll trade you. Let's trade.

00:26:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's fucking trade.

00:26:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's not pretend like you didn't do this to yourself.

00:26:49
Speaker 1: Schwartz right, wrong audience, I'm the wrong audience member.

00:26:53
Speaker 2: So then he kept calling and he was like if I can, uh, is the is the coast clear?

00:26:58
Speaker 1: Jack like, no, it's meaning are you gone? Yeah? Wait? Was Katie there or no there? Okay, oh my god. Is he in the house Schwartz or did he move out? No, they all moved out.

00:27:11
Speaker 2: Okay, Katie and Schwartz both moved out. I mean, very fucking clear to everybody. All Right, there's my little piece of tea. If you want to come to me and talk about your hard said little life. Wrong audience, Yeah, buck up, bitch.

00:27:31
Speaker 1: Buck up, bitch. It's very interesting because if you would have come to me and said, I'm beefing with someone from my vander Pump crew, who do you think it is? Last person? I would probably guess, like Katie before Schwartz. Yeah, it's he's just the last person I would think. But since I kind of know everything that happened, I think it's Can.

00:27:53
Speaker 2: I tell you something though, I don't feel like we are beefing?

00:27:55
Speaker 1: What do you think?

00:27:56
Speaker 2: I think it's you. You've shown to me what type of person you are, which, by the way, he's not a bad person, but like at this point in my life, you come correct or I want nothing to do with you. Beefing to me is like you're going toes. You're going toes and there's gonna be resolution in the end. There is no resolution. I don't want you fucking near me.

00:28:21
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, Yeah, does he want to be your friend. Is that the vibe you're getting or done with you too? Is he like okay?

00:28:29
Speaker 2: No? I think Shortsy's very sweet, and I think he I don't think he has any sort of feeling. I think honestly, if someone were to ask him, he would still say I have love for Laala because he's just so he's sweet. Yeah, but I can't have people around me. You can be the sweetest pie. And I'm telling you, what if you maneuver a certain way, your fucking liability.

00:28:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just not What does Katie think about it?

00:28:56
Speaker 2: Katie's fine, Like she said, Lalla made everything very clear. If you didn't understand it, like no one can help you.

00:29:03
Speaker 1: It was like very it was very clear.

00:29:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hi, lalas a tissue from Atlanta. I think I thought of a possible tagline for you. If you were a Bravo housewife, you could say, I don't give anyone Greek, I just give them Laala. What do you think? I love you?

00:29:22
Speaker 2: I kind of love it.

00:29:23
Speaker 1: I love that. I think it's really cute. I like that a lot. It's funny people always ask you about your housewife tagline and you never You're always like, I don't know. I don't know, and I think this is because I've heard people suggest some that really aren't you, and I feel like this is the closest.

00:29:40
Speaker 2: Well, if let's just say we had taglines for vander Pump and like this stage I'm in in life, I would say I never give anyone second chances, but I always give them lala.

00:29:52
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love like. No, right, that's great. Have you been thinking about that?

00:29:58
Speaker 2: No, I just came up with it because I could literally be like, I never give any one second chances, but I always give them Lalla.

00:30:04
Speaker 1: I help, I'm thumb. She a bad bitch. She a bad bitch.

00:30:08
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for tuning into another episode. I will give them all on podcasts. If you have children, you shouldn't be listening to this podcast with them in the car anyway, But this episode you.

00:30:19
Speaker 1: Really shouldn't happen listening because mommy cursed a lot. All Right, you guys, have the best day ever, and I will catch you next week.