Eeny Teeny Maya Moe (S20E16)

<v Speaker 1>So maya, have you always been this size or is
<v Speaker 1>this like a Benjamin Button deal? No, I mean I
<v Speaker 1>just did your picture made you look more life sized?
<v Speaker 2>Well, if that was taken at Legoland, I was afraid
<v Speaker 2>you'd be disappointed in the real me.
<v Speaker 1>What are you kidding me? You're the best thing to
<v Speaker 1>come in in this Boston's cable TV, And unlike cable TV,
<v Speaker 1>I ain't stealing you from the Chinese restaurant across the
<v Speaker 1>street there.
<v Speaker 3>Fourth Finger Discount, dude.
<v Speaker 4>Hey, everybody, welcome to four Finger Discount.
<v Speaker 5>With this week we're going to be reviewing all right,
<v Speaker 5>price your house any teeny my moo, I'm Dano.
<v Speaker 4>I'm guy and Dan I got it right. We had
<v Speaker 4>a little bit of to do before we hit record,
<v Speaker 4>before we started talking about is it any Who's the best?
<v Speaker 4>Hosted any Mini Money Mode?
<v Speaker 5>What did you just say? When you were a kid,
<v Speaker 5>I used to catch her tiger by the toe. We
<v Speaker 5>used to say, probably something pretty racist. Probably I did
<v Speaker 5>grow up in the sevenix. I grew up in the nineties,
<v Speaker 5>and we probably said something pretty racist as well.
<v Speaker 4>It's twenty twenty five and probably still offending someone. Yes,
<v Speaker 4>and given that, you know the nature of this episode.
<v Speaker 4>We may even say something not offensive insensitive exactly just
<v Speaker 4>because well we are who are I must admit going
<v Speaker 4>into this episode, Yeah, I was feeling a bit like
<v Speaker 4>standing Kyle on south By, I think we're just gonna
<v Speaker 4>avoid this one guy, Yeah, and thinking, hmm, Simpsons, should
<v Speaker 4>you really be you know, wading into this area.
<v Speaker 5>They handled it pretty well after they handed it, very
<v Speaker 5>very well. So this is the episode where Moe meets Meyer,
<v Speaker 5>a little person who meets on of the internet, starts
<v Speaker 5>dating her. Things don't go things go well at the start,
<v Speaker 5>and then by the end of it they're no longer together.
<v Speaker 5>She does return in season thirty three and they are
<v Speaker 5>now actually engaged, so long term booking here from the
<v Speaker 5>Simpsons spoiler wanning, I don't know, but yeah, I feel
<v Speaker 5>like we have to bring it up that he does
<v Speaker 5>find her again. But this is season twenty, so it
<v Speaker 5>took thirteen seasons for her to return, which I thought
<v Speaker 5>was probably a little too long. But yeah, so you're
<v Speaker 5>saying here how they handled the little people aspect of this, right,
<v Speaker 5>They put a spotlight in many aspects of what a
<v Speaker 5>little person might go through, and particularly her own insecurities
<v Speaker 5>because she sent a photo that made her look bigger
<v Speaker 5>than what she actually was. It was taking it Lego Land,
<v Speaker 5>which thought was a pretty funny gag to. I think
<v Speaker 5>most of the insecurities in this episode came from Mo right.
<v Speaker 5>He loved Maya for who she was, but he was
<v Speaker 5>insecure about what other people might think of her, when
<v Speaker 5>in reality it was all in his head. I think
<v Speaker 5>that was a very important part of this of this
<v Speaker 5>episode was that no one mocked her for her height
<v Speaker 5>at all, except for Moe in that brief scene when
<v Speaker 5>he proposes to her and whatnot. It wasn't mocking her
<v Speaker 5>for a height. He was making jokes.
<v Speaker 4>I know.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so it wasn't mocking her, right, But no one else, Homer, Marge,
<v Speaker 5>no one else even brought it up. It wasn't a
<v Speaker 5>big deal. Even Moe was concerned homes like, can I
<v Speaker 5>ask you a question while the kids were out of
<v Speaker 5>the room. He's like, oh my god, it's going to
<v Speaker 5>be about how we have sex or something. But no,
<v Speaker 5>it was just about nuclear physics and whatnot. Chances put
<v Speaker 5>a slapper ring on that, so she was she was
<v Speaker 5>just portrayed. The focus was for her, just her beauty
<v Speaker 5>and her intelligence. Moe was the only character insecure about
<v Speaker 5>it all. That's what didn't work out in the.
<v Speaker 4>End, that's correct. Yeah, and even he didn't really seem
<v Speaker 4>that insecure about it. Well, to my mind, at least.
<v Speaker 5>It was insecure about her. He was insecure about what
<v Speaker 5>other people perception. Yeah, perception.
<v Speaker 4>But even then it didn't really seem to me that
<v Speaker 4>the episode was putting all that much emphasis on it,
<v Speaker 4>or it just didn't come across that way. I was thinking, Oh,
<v Speaker 4>this is going to be the bulk of this episode
<v Speaker 4>is going to be sort of tugging at the collar,
<v Speaker 4>and how do I explain this? Or you know, what
<v Speaker 4>are people going to think? They only seemed to do
<v Speaker 4>it a little bit. Well.
<v Speaker 5>You had Mo asking or they said, when are we
<v Speaker 5>going to meet herm mow the bar flies Lenny and Carl,
<v Speaker 5>and he goes, oh soon, and he has that vision
<v Speaker 5>of them pushing her around in that cart and seeing
<v Speaker 5>her at the door and oh, no, not going to happen.
<v Speaker 5>And then she asked, when he introduced me to your friends,
<v Speaker 5>what's going on here? He thinks of the Simpsons because
<v Speaker 5>they're the most what's the how did you described them?
<v Speaker 4>Normal? No? No, it's the ones. Yeah, when Moe's having
<v Speaker 4>thoughts like that or imagining things like that, do you
<v Speaker 4>think he was thinking, Oh, they're going to make fun
<v Speaker 4>of me, or they're gonna make fun of Maya, or
<v Speaker 4>they're gonna make fun of both of us. I think
<v Speaker 4>he's gonna make They're gonna make fun of Meyer. Yes,
<v Speaker 4>that's what I was saying, because it seemed like he
<v Speaker 4>wasn't that concerned of what they thought of him.
<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, they wouldn't have laughed at him. He didn't
<v Speaker 5>care about mocking him. It was then mocking her, and
<v Speaker 5>I guess in turn they mocked her. They're mocking him
<v Speaker 5>as a result as well, because he's with her, that's
<v Speaker 5>in his mind, I guess.
<v Speaker 4>So. Yeah, that wasn't really conveyed that strongly for mine.
<v Speaker 5>Okay, fair enough, Yeah, but again, most insecurities he feels. Okay,
<v Speaker 5>in order to make her feel normal, he's gonna drop
<v Speaker 5>his height as well and have the operation make himself
<v Speaker 5>look like her because she's different, when you shouldn't be
<v Speaker 5>worried about that at all. That's why she walks out
<v Speaker 5>in the end, because she wants someone who loves her
<v Speaker 5>for her, just wants someone who loves her it sees
<v Speaker 5>her as beautiful, not short. So Moe is clearly still
<v Speaker 5>focused on the fact that she's short because he wants
<v Speaker 5>to lower his height. I know he's doing it for
<v Speaker 5>what he thinks is the right reasons, but it's not
<v Speaker 5>the right reasons.
<v Speaker 4>No, it's not.
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, and I can see why she would be
<v Speaker 5>bothered by it.
<v Speaker 4>I see where you're coming from. I think I'm operating
<v Speaker 4>from my preconceived notions about the episode in that and
<v Speaker 4>also about Mo in that, you think, Oh, he's generally
<v Speaker 4>going to be kind of insensitive. He's going to be
<v Speaker 4>putting his foot in his mouth. It's just sort of
<v Speaker 4>second nature for him to say the first thing that
<v Speaker 4>comes into his head, however insensitive or hurtful it may be,
<v Speaker 4>or callous or whatever. He didn't really come across that
<v Speaker 4>way in this episode. Mo for the most part, was
<v Speaker 4>misguarded in some ways, but he was generally very very sensitive,
<v Speaker 4>very very romantic, and kind of a good guy. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>I just think there's a little tone death in that scene.
<v Speaker 5>When he was making all the jokes, it was just
<v Speaker 5>you're not Yeah, he's not doing it because he's trying
<v Speaker 5>to mock her, He's just like, oh, I've been holding
<v Speaker 5>these ones in that we can finally relax and make
<v Speaker 5>these jokes. It's like he's not really feeling thinking about
<v Speaker 5>her feelings when he's doing that.
<v Speaker 4>That's true.
<v Speaker 5>It's not being a I guess you could see it
<v Speaker 5>and say he's maybe he's being a jerk, but he's
<v Speaker 5>not being typical mo jerk though. He's not going out
<v Speaker 5>of his way to be an asshole.
<v Speaker 4>No. No, you with every new relationship, for every relation
<v Speaker 4>that goes a little while, you know, you start to
<v Speaker 4>enter slightly uncharted waters where it's like, Okay, what can
<v Speaker 4>we make fun of each other about?
<v Speaker 5>Can I mock her? Can I mock her cooking? Can
<v Speaker 5>can she mock his weight?
<v Speaker 4>Can I take the piss for these reasons? Okay, not
<v Speaker 4>that reason.
<v Speaker 5>It's like, you know, when you've gone, oh too far? Yeah, oh,
<v Speaker 5>I'll tone to those jokes down.
<v Speaker 4>I had this. I had this the other night, not
<v Speaker 4>with But when I say not with lo, I mean
<v Speaker 4>it was more more about me.
<v Speaker 5>We're watching Okay, how are you people making fun of
<v Speaker 5>no Hair? I'm fine with it, fine with it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>I can imagine you'll be fine with it. Yeah, but
<v Speaker 5>some people might be bothered by it.
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Well I'll tell two stories quickly. Okay,
<v Speaker 4>first of all, I'm sure I've told this one before,
<v Speaker 4>but you know, one of my fondest memories of life
<v Speaker 4>with Lou and life with loose family is, you know,
<v Speaker 4>she and I and her two sons who were watching
<v Speaker 4>Raiders of the Lost Dark one night, and you know
<v Speaker 4>there's a scene rais of the Lost Dark where there's
<v Speaker 4>the the big german mechanic who's Yeah, the fight near
<v Speaker 4>the plane. It ends very badly for the big mechanic. Dude.
<v Speaker 4>That's what they take.
<v Speaker 5>That's what the mick you, it's what they portray in
<v Speaker 5>the Indiana Jones Live Stun show. Yeah, the plane scene.
<v Speaker 4>But that guy appears is a kind of a stocky guy,
<v Speaker 4>bald head, got a beard, Felix Lo's youngest son. Not
<v Speaker 4>he goes, hey, there's you. I'm like, I'll pay that.
<v Speaker 5>I think he may have told that story before. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>I thought it was kind of sweet that.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, as as you were saying, you're comfortable around someone
<v Speaker 4>enough to go that's you, or yeah, taking the piss
<v Speaker 4>a little.
<v Speaker 5>Bit, he should take it into positive lights. He's relaxed
<v Speaker 5>and comfortable to make that joke.
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely. Yeah, No, I've always said that. You know, in
<v Speaker 4>the in the time that we've been going out, I
<v Speaker 4>knew that I was sort of in when they started
<v Speaker 4>making fun of me.
<v Speaker 5>That's how we are as Australians, operate very much, so
<v Speaker 5>very much. But the other night, you and I watching
<v Speaker 5>a show on the ABC called The Piano. Okay, are
<v Speaker 5>you aware of this one?
<v Speaker 4>I'm not aware. Now have you heard about this? Have
<v Speaker 4>you seen The Piano? I won't go into the whole
<v Speaker 4>detail about that, but it ends with a concert with
<v Speaker 4>a whole bunch of amateur pianists and they cut to
<v Speaker 4>some dude in the audience who, to mine looked like
<v Speaker 4>a very old gentleman with a big white beard and
<v Speaker 4>a bald head, and lou goes ah, they've cut to you.
<v Speaker 4>You cut me deep, honey. I literally said, fuck, say now.
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't hurt. Hurt, But at the same time, I
<v Speaker 4>was like, I don't think I'm that far down the line,
<v Speaker 4>am I. This is probably a preview of becoming attractions.
<v Speaker 4>And also, you know you may have looked a little
<v Speaker 4>bit like that when you weren't keeping your beard as
<v Speaker 4>tidy as you do. Now I'm still like, honey, please what.
<v Speaker 5>You said it, I got lined up next for you.
<v Speaker 5>But sometimes it's also the mentality of I wouldn't make
<v Speaker 5>the joke if it was true as well, that is great.
<v Speaker 4>I think the thing that hurt the most was I
<v Speaker 4>dropped into the supermarket on the way over to lose
<v Speaker 4>and there's this.
<v Speaker 5>Big after all before this was beforeforehand, and there was this.
<v Speaker 4>Big billboard for Lorial face cream or something like. That
<v Speaker 4>very beautiful model who reminded me of Lou took a
<v Speaker 4>picture of us. Hey, sorry, later's modeling gigs. I'm like,
<v Speaker 4>I'm doubly out compliments. Yeah, like the sweet gentle that
<v Speaker 4>I am, and I get referred to us like bustard
<v Speaker 4>us Santa bad Santa. But at the same time, you're
<v Speaker 4>not going to do that with someone who you're uncomfortable
<v Speaker 4>of course. Yeah, so yeah, I watched this episode prior
<v Speaker 4>to all that happening, but yeah, I mean that's what
<v Speaker 4>it is in a relationship, though. Yeah, you've got you've
<v Speaker 4>sort of got to gauge your moments and gauge your
<v Speaker 4>levels of like, okay, that's not your weak spot. But
<v Speaker 4>it's like do a little do a little poking a prod.
<v Speaker 5>It's also an acknowledgement of that scene where was making
<v Speaker 5>the jokes of the efforts he's putting in with Maya,
<v Speaker 5>because he says, I've been sitting on these ones for
<v Speaker 5>a while, so he's thought ahead of time. Oh no, No,
<v Speaker 5>she wouldn't want these jokes because she he opened the
<v Speaker 5>door with her little woman Joe, He's okay, cool, Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>I've got some jokes as well.
<v Speaker 4>Oh so, yeah, this is not that much of a
<v Speaker 4>sore spot that, you know, we can't acknowledge it and
<v Speaker 4>we can't even make a little fun of it. You know, Hey,
<v Speaker 4>we're all adults here, that.
<v Speaker 5>Kind of And it's not that he was mocking her
<v Speaker 5>height at all. He's comfortable with her, he loves her.
<v Speaker 4>I imagine that if she said, oh, look, you know
<v Speaker 4>you've got this part ugly face or something like that,
<v Speaker 4>or found some aspect about him to he'd be annoyed.
<v Speaker 4>You think, I reckon? You would think. It depends on
<v Speaker 4>the context, I guess, and the level of insult. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>I think overall though they handled it very very well.
<v Speaker 5>I do think I ever watched this episode. I remember
<v Speaker 5>seeing the primo for it and went, I ain't touched
<v Speaker 5>in that one because we've seen how the Simpsons handle things,
<v Speaker 5>like they're still making homophobic gags in two thousand and nineties,
<v Speaker 5>going ah, this is not going to end well. But no,
<v Speaker 5>I think considering this was what sixteen years ago, they
<v Speaker 5>did a good job. It's actually a similar story. It
<v Speaker 5>isn't It isn't. So we had the story of it's
<v Speaker 5>Dumbbell and damone. I think it's season nine episode where
<v Speaker 5>Mode dates Renee, which is voiced by Helen Hunt.
<v Speaker 4>That's right. Yeah, but in that one there.
<v Speaker 5>He is constantly trying to keep up with her, and oh,
<v Speaker 5>she's gotta think I'm rich, she's got to think I'm
<v Speaker 5>a great, great partner, blah blah blah. This one here,
<v Speaker 5>it's more he's focused on the insecurities of her that
<v Speaker 5>in the first one, she's just this beautiful woman in
<v Speaker 5>his eyes. He's like, I've got to keep up. I've gotta,
<v Speaker 5>you know, keep She.
<v Speaker 4>Is a beautiful woman, but also out of the out
<v Speaker 4>of the ordinary.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what problic perception is or out of the ordinary.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>We also get the b plot here of Homer started
<v Speaker 5>off really weak. I went, we had a really great
<v Speaker 5>home last week. Now we've got Homer forgetting his daughter's
<v Speaker 5>name and not want to spend time with her. And
<v Speaker 5>I think there's one part where he says, you set
<v Speaker 5>your expectations way too high and possibly high, and I'm like, ah, whatever.
<v Speaker 5>I think by the end of it it was fine.
<v Speaker 5>It was just a simple be plot to sort of
<v Speaker 5>keep a Simpson involved in the episode.
<v Speaker 4>I think, so, yeah, that's really how it came across.
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't so much so moving things forward or revealing
<v Speaker 4>anything new or reinforcing something that we already knew. You're right,
<v Speaker 4>It was just not that it was necessarily a filler.
<v Speaker 4>I mean it, it was filler. It was good filler. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>I enjoyed it. Yeah, we got Was it a Warrior's parody? Uh? Yes?
<v Speaker 4>With the bottles clinking? Yeah? Yeah?
<v Speaker 5>Which was I guess was Kearney's son, because you're going
<v Speaker 5>the Wikipedia and he's referred to as Keerniey's son. Okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 5>kenniy Ken he must have another son because he has
<v Speaker 5>another one where he's like a sleep in a drawer,
<v Speaker 5>So that's one. You must have two kids. Overall though, Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>I thought this was a fun episode. Fine, A fine
<v Speaker 5>episode wasn't like laugh out loud funny or anything. Had
<v Speaker 5>its moments, but it was just a sweet story. I
<v Speaker 5>guess you could say. I feel like the most episodes
<v Speaker 5>tend to be a lot more enjoyable as an adult
<v Speaker 5>man as a kid. I think, I really not that
<v Speaker 5>I relate to Mo, but I understand MO a lot
<v Speaker 5>more as I get older. When I was a kid,
<v Speaker 5>he's just like this grumpy old widow. And as you
<v Speaker 5>get older and you become a grumpy old widow, you
<v Speaker 5>start to sort of go, oh, I can see things.
<v Speaker 5>I can see why he's this way.
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, why he's perpetually sort of irritated all it
<v Speaker 4>feels like the worlds against it was only No Funeral.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, one of the best sight gags in the history
<v Speaker 5>of The Simpsons is No Funeral.
<v Speaker 4>Terribly dark, terribly die. But also, yeah, I can relate it. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>But before we get into full blown reviews and favorite
<v Speaker 5>moments and that kind of stuff, let's talk about our weekend.
<v Speaker 4>How'd you go?
<v Speaker 5>I want to touch on my working because I often
<v Speaker 5>get to Monday morning. Right, I'm thirty six, turning thirty
<v Speaker 5>seven this year, and obviously I'm a dad, running a
<v Speaker 5>long and sleep and whatnot and tired and working. I
<v Speaker 5>can't remember what happens on the weekend half the time,
<v Speaker 5>and it scares me a little bit. I go, I
<v Speaker 5>genuinely have to think, what did I do yesterday? But
<v Speaker 5>this weekend was so fun that I remembered all of it.
<v Speaker 5>So like a Friday. I gotta give a shout out
<v Speaker 5>to my my mom and my sister. It was their
<v Speaker 5>birthday on Friday. So my mom turned sixty two, throwing
<v Speaker 5>your age out there, and my sister turned thirty three.
<v Speaker 5>But it's nice. My sister was born on my mum's birthday.
<v Speaker 5>I was born on Father's Day. Both born on special days. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>so happy birthday to my mum and my sister. We
<v Speaker 5>went up to a Japanese or you can eat restaurant
<v Speaker 5>on Packington Street. I'm not sure we've ever been there.
<v Speaker 5>Have you ever been there?
<v Speaker 4>I have not been there. It's worth they not worth it.
<v Speaker 4>It couldn't exist anymore if i'd been there. Yeah, eat,
<v Speaker 4>they've gone out of business. That what they do is
<v Speaker 4>that he ate all we had.
<v Speaker 5>They give you sessions, so you got ninety minute session
<v Speaker 5>to eat as much as you can at a time.
<v Speaker 4>But basically that sounds very organized in the Japanese fashion.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it's clever too, because if you order food
<v Speaker 5>and you don't finish it, that make you pay for
<v Speaker 5>it extra. So it's like, only order what you can't eat,
<v Speaker 5>don't just order a shitload of food to your table
<v Speaker 5>and waste because they're like, we don't want to waste food.
<v Speaker 4>This is sounding like the trolley problem. Well, this is
<v Speaker 4>sounding like some hypothetical. It's like it as much as
<v Speaker 4>you can, but then this time, but if you don't
<v Speaker 4>eat all you can inside, as Guy Likes says, it
<v Speaker 4>was my understanding, there would be no math.
<v Speaker 5>So it got to the point where at the end
<v Speaker 5>I was like I ordered this soution, I was like,
<v Speaker 5>I can't eat it, so so switched it a bit so.
<v Speaker 4>But it was good.
<v Speaker 5>It's like thirty something dollars or you can eat Japanese
<v Speaker 5>great food.
<v Speaker 4>Delicious. Was good.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but the kids, you know, they don't eat enough
<v Speaker 5>of it, so it's not worth it. Not worth taking
<v Speaker 5>your kids at this, honestly. But if you're just going
<v Speaker 5>out on a date with the lovely little whatever or
<v Speaker 5>her kids who are older, that was it was well
<v Speaker 5>worth the time. So then on Saturday we went to
<v Speaker 5>the football pissing down rain, but it's a good time.
<v Speaker 4>We took Holly. She's not really interested in the footy,
<v Speaker 4>but she was well behaved enough for us to enjoy
<v Speaker 4>the footy. Still, it's amazing that not into the footy
<v Speaker 4>and also went to the footy in the rain.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was a miserable well it's been a shitty
<v Speaker 5>weekend weatherwise in Geelong, but we went to a two
<v Speaker 5>dollars shop on the way.
<v Speaker 4>We got some ponchos.
<v Speaker 5>Kids loved it. They had a great time. But then
<v Speaker 5>Saturday night after the footy, we caught it with one
<v Speaker 5>of our dear patrons, actually the very first patron we
<v Speaker 5>ever had here at the very first stone cut we
<v Speaker 5>ever had your a four fingre disc at Jordan Moulman Richie.
<v Speaker 4>Correct out loud, Jordan Mulman. Richie was in town in
<v Speaker 4>g Town. Yeah, yeah, that's part of his globe trotting
<v Speaker 4>world travels for his business. Should we give hm shout
<v Speaker 4>out of business to it? Singer s I n g
<v Speaker 4>A karaoke systems I believe, yes.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so he sells karaoke. It's like a karaoke system. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>with the rooms kind of thing where that you hire
<v Speaker 5>their program to run your karaoke room.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and apparently very big in Geelong. Well it's coming
<v Speaker 4>very big in Geelong. Dan and I met him. We
<v Speaker 4>sort of did it in phases as well. Because Dan
<v Speaker 4>was at the foot of You with his kids. I
<v Speaker 4>hadn't gone that day, so I did an initial meeting
<v Speaker 4>with Jordan at a place called here and Now in Geelong,
<v Speaker 4>a karaoke lounge because karaoke is his business. So we
<v Speaker 4>did that and then.
<v Speaker 5>As soon as I arrived, guys like one leaving now
<v Speaker 5>we're passing the time.
<v Speaker 4>Well, I had to go see lou so you know,
<v Speaker 4>but we had a nice little we all had a
<v Speaker 4>very good catch up. Very good to see.
<v Speaker 5>Jordan doing well. Going back to where's he from Finland?
<v Speaker 4>Finland?
<v Speaker 5>That's right, yes, but he hopes to eventually move back
<v Speaker 5>to Australia at some point as well, So hopefully see
<v Speaker 5>you again. Mole Man. Thanks for the beer on the
<v Speaker 5>works dollar, that's correct.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, when we were offering to buy him a beer
<v Speaker 4>and he's saying, no, no work or pick this up
<v Speaker 4>business tab business tad. That's the thing I had to
<v Speaker 4>ask him a little bit about his business so he
<v Speaker 4>could legitimately right off. But no, very very good to
<v Speaker 4>see him. Yeah, he seems to be to be going great.
<v Speaker 4>He told some wonderful stories about Finland, about karaoke, talked
<v Speaker 4>a bit about the simptoms as we want to do.
<v Speaker 4>So that was a good catch up.
<v Speaker 5>I believe how cheap Petro was here, that's true. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>go to England. It's like two pound, two pounds a pound.
<v Speaker 5>So you went to the foot you had so John,
<v Speaker 5>Mom and Rich is Saurday night and then Sunday. I
<v Speaker 5>won't name the place because I don't want to throw
<v Speaker 5>the under the bus, right, I'll go we went.
<v Speaker 4>I won't do it.
<v Speaker 5>But it's a local place here with a bunch of
<v Speaker 5>crazy crap on the walls. Take your kids to have
<v Speaker 5>a bit of fun. We met up with our friends,
<v Speaker 5>but we've been raving about this place, right, and we said,
<v Speaker 5>you've gotta come out of lunch. Theare They got a
<v Speaker 5>great Sunday special. We get kids meals, blah blah blah,
<v Speaker 5>get free games and whatnot. You know might have worked
<v Speaker 5>that word. It is where there's games to play arka games.
<v Speaker 4>I may well know what you're talking about. But still
<v Speaker 4>we're not going to throw anyone under the back.
<v Speaker 5>But my friend Phil, I've referred him many times. He's
<v Speaker 5>the best man at my wedding. It seems to be
<v Speaker 5>wherever you go with Phil, something goes wrong with his
<v Speaker 5>food or something's late. It's like he just brings this
<v Speaker 5>bad luck with.
<v Speaker 4>Him, right. It was just an albatross. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>So we get there and normally the food comes out
<v Speaker 5>really quickly. So we said to the ladies. They're like,
<v Speaker 5>we don't want to go to the arcade. You guys,
<v Speaker 5>take the kids for a bit. We'll sit here and
<v Speaker 5>watch the table. When the food comes over, we'll come
<v Speaker 5>get you. Yeah, so I or first the food feel
<v Speaker 5>ordered after me like a minute later, and then we're
<v Speaker 5>in the arcade and I'm not nikolair. Phil's wife comes
<v Speaker 5>over and says, oh, Brendan, your food's arrived. Ours won't
<v Speaker 5>be far away. I'm like cool, So I said, Phil,
<v Speaker 5>let's go back to the table. So we're got to
<v Speaker 5>the table. Our food's sitting there and they're waiting. They're waiting,
<v Speaker 5>they're waiting, they're waiting, and then the mother's meal comes,
<v Speaker 5>a chicken burger, and the rest of the two kids,
<v Speaker 5>and fill they're waiting. They're waiting, and like ten minutes
<v Speaker 5>goes by, and I said, this isn't right and normally
<v Speaker 5>all comes out together. Something's not right here, and he goes,
<v Speaker 5>should be fine. We ordered little bit after you, so
<v Speaker 5>maybe it'll be fine. I was like, nah, something's not right.
<v Speaker 5>Long so I got up, went to the counter and
<v Speaker 5>I said, oh, but just wondering table six. It was
<v Speaker 5>table six forty six orright, table forty six. The mothers
<v Speaker 5>received her food, but everyone else has and the guy
<v Speaker 5>gets her seat and he goes, get me brought to
<v Speaker 5>the table, and I went, what was brought to the
<v Speaker 5>wrong table? And he goes, no, no, And this smartass
<v Speaker 5>guy not him, this guy next to him with a
<v Speaker 5>shit eating grin on his face, just walks over his
<v Speaker 5>little hips looking dude with his freaking hand.
<v Speaker 4>And a bun and his glasses on.
<v Speaker 5>He's just sitting his little shitty teenager mustache and he's
<v Speaker 5>just like I brought all eight meals to the table
<v Speaker 5>with a little shit inny grin on his face, and
<v Speaker 5>I went, well, you didn't. I brought them all over
<v Speaker 5>on the same tray and placed them all down at
<v Speaker 5>the same time, and I said, my wife has not
<v Speaker 5>left that table and he goes, yeah, no, yeah, she
<v Speaker 5>was sitting there when I placed them all down. Yep,
<v Speaker 5>they were all sitting there when I play them all down.
<v Speaker 5>I went, well you didn't. I said, four meals arrived,
<v Speaker 5>and then about five minutes later, one extra meal arrived
<v Speaker 5>and I said, actually saying that, that means that you
<v Speaker 5>didn't bring all that over because one came, and then
<v Speaker 5>he goes, oh, yeah, I brought the last one over.
<v Speaker 5>About five minutes later. I went, no, you didn't. You
<v Speaker 5>didn't bring it over. Someone else brought it over. And
<v Speaker 5>then the guy looks at him and he goes, are
<v Speaker 5>you sure. He goes believe me, I know I'd brought
<v Speaker 5>them all over, and he had the big shit inny
<v Speaker 5>grin on his face and I said, boy, you come
<v Speaker 5>with me right now and come calm my wife a
<v Speaker 5>liar and he went, no, I'm not doing that. I said,
<v Speaker 5>you're calling my wife a liar. Come over and tell
<v Speaker 5>her she's a liar. Where's the security footage? And his
<v Speaker 5>brother comes over, who's apparently the manager, and he goes,
<v Speaker 5>what's going on. I said, he's called my wife a liar,
<v Speaker 5>we didn't get our food, and he goes which table?
<v Speaker 5>I said, forty six And he looks at his brother,
<v Speaker 5>and his brother goes, I took it all over. I
<v Speaker 5>don't know what to tell you. I went you didn't,
<v Speaker 5>I said, get the security footage.
<v Speaker 4>You know what happened.
<v Speaker 5>We had friends on table twenty six right who had
<v Speaker 5>ordered the same meals. They brought over to their table
<v Speaker 5>three meals, but the mom didn't get her meal till
<v Speaker 5>about fifteen twenty minutes later because they fucking took the
<v Speaker 5>three meals from our table to their table instead. Did
<v Speaker 5>they ever own up to this?
<v Speaker 4>No? Okay, Now I'm team dandel on this. Of course,
<v Speaker 4>having said that common enough mistake. If this guy hadn't
<v Speaker 4>been such a douchebag, that's it. Everything would have been
<v Speaker 4>all right.
<v Speaker 5>I said, all you had to do was own it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>if you make a mistake, we own it.
<v Speaker 4>We say, the customer is always right. The customer is
<v Speaker 4>not always right. But I was right here, but in
<v Speaker 4>this case you were so. Really it's words to sort
<v Speaker 4>of live by if you're in the service injuries, like
<v Speaker 4>the customer is always right, Just go along to get along,
<v Speaker 4>maybe spit in their burger a bit later.
<v Speaker 5>Who knows, but you know what happened. They then said,
<v Speaker 5>we'll happen. We'll make them up really quickly now for
<v Speaker 5>you guys. So we go back to the table. They're waiting,
<v Speaker 5>they're waiting, they're waiting. They're bring over the food. They
<v Speaker 5>take it to the same fucking table again, and our
<v Speaker 5>friends were like, no, we didn't order this. They're like,
<v Speaker 5>so he takes it back and puts it back on
<v Speaker 5>the bay marine. He takes it to the wrong table again.
<v Speaker 5>Then we're playing bowling and our friends just happened to
<v Speaker 5>be in the lane next to us who are on
<v Speaker 5>the other table.
<v Speaker 4>You could just say bowling. What did I say, playing bowling?
<v Speaker 4>We're doing more bowling? I know?
<v Speaker 5>Ye yeah, And this same ship edting grin looking motherfucker
<v Speaker 5>brings over fish and chips, and he goes, who order
<v Speaker 5>fish and chips? We'll go none of us order fish
<v Speaker 5>and chips. He was taking it to the wrong fucking yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, this guy sucks this clearly.
<v Speaker 5>It was the ship eating grin on his face. After
<v Speaker 5>he's like, yeah, I took it all over, and I went.
<v Speaker 4>You didn't, you didn't, You made a mistake. Just just
<v Speaker 4>own it.
<v Speaker 5>But he refused to acknowledge made a mistake. So we
<v Speaker 5>both got both got one hundred dollars gift out just
<v Speaker 5>to use for next time.
<v Speaker 4>Well that's good news. Yeah, if you ever want to
<v Speaker 4>go back.
<v Speaker 5>I was, well, I was more disappointed because we've been
<v Speaker 5>talking to his place up like it's so good, our
<v Speaker 5>friends travel all the way from Drysdale to come down
<v Speaker 5>check it out, and this happened, and this happens.
<v Speaker 4>I'll never trust you again.
<v Speaker 5>But the motto for me is the message from all
<v Speaker 5>this is, if you make a mistake, just accept it,
<v Speaker 5>own it and be like I'm human, I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 4>I have to fix it. Absolutely absolutely. Yeah. So that was.
<v Speaker 5>That was a fun Sunday. It was we haven't had
<v Speaker 5>a good time nonetheless. And then on Monday we went
<v Speaker 5>and saw Stitch. Oh, Lilo and Lelo and Stitch. Yes,
<v Speaker 5>I thought for some reason I thought it was called Stitch.
<v Speaker 5>All the marketing just said Stitch and then also marketing
<v Speaker 5>at the movies, and I said, oh, it's Lelo and Stitch.
<v Speaker 5>I thought it was just marketed as Stitch.
<v Speaker 4>I say, with all due respect to delightful child who
<v Speaker 4>is Lelo, We're all there for Stitch. Yeah, everyone's there
<v Speaker 4>for Stitch.
<v Speaker 5>And yeah, we used our points of a villageh didn't
<v Speaker 5>with points, so we didn't have to pay anything for that.
<v Speaker 5>But food price has gone up in the candy bar again,
<v Speaker 5>it was like thirty two dollars with just two popcorns
<v Speaker 5>and a drink and I was like, what's going on?
<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, I hope you maybe smuggled in like a
<v Speaker 4>bottle of water and a packet of las in your pocket.
<v Speaker 5>Nicola brought in a baked potato with all the trimmings.
<v Speaker 5>I brought in some sushi.
<v Speaker 4>Why would you pay extortion a snack bar mark up price?
<v Speaker 5>Exactly right, you would not do it. And it's funny
<v Speaker 5>because Nicola opened up the potato. It's just aroama of
<v Speaker 5>just baked potatoes. To see all the mums go yeah, I.
<v Speaker 4>Was really happy about It's like, oh you know what,
<v Speaker 4>it would go down great when that would be a
<v Speaker 4>baked potato. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>So Stitch though, I enjoyed it. It's it's pretty different
<v Speaker 5>to the original animes religion. Yeah, I didn't read any reviews.
<v Speaker 5>I did see some people bad mouth think it's just people.
<v Speaker 5>It's not the way it used to be the basic mentality.
<v Speaker 5>My kids enjoyed it all that it is the way
<v Speaker 5>it used to be. Yeah, it's actually a pretty different story.
<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's the same story, but the ending is
<v Speaker 5>a bit different, and it's similar.
<v Speaker 4>It's not.
<v Speaker 5>If you've watched both, you understand what I'm talking about.
<v Speaker 5>I don't want to spoil anything, okay, but yeah, I
<v Speaker 5>thought for the most part it was a pretty enjoyable movie.
<v Speaker 5>Goes pretty pretty long, two hours long for a kids movie.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'd say so.
<v Speaker 5>The most annoying thing about the whole experience was just
<v Speaker 5>I feel like, you go to the V Junior we
<v Speaker 5>call them V Junior cinemas here in Geelong, or just
<v Speaker 5>Fellishing was in Australia, where they're designed for kids who've
<v Speaker 5>got a slide. They push pause halfway through the movie.
<v Speaker 5>There's hot wheels, there's blocks, there's coloring in. I feel
<v Speaker 5>like parents, though, they feel if I've bought a ticket
<v Speaker 5>for this, that's my license to switch off and let
<v Speaker 5>my kid run wild when a movie's on. And I
<v Speaker 5>get that, but I don't mind your kid running wild.
<v Speaker 5>If you're making an efforts just somewhat control them, be like, look,
<v Speaker 5>come back, sit down. The movie's on, Sit the fuck down,
<v Speaker 5>but it's the parents that sit there on their phones
<v Speaker 5>while the kids are running up and down the aisles
<v Speaker 5>and banging on the screen down the front, and you think,
<v Speaker 5>do something.
<v Speaker 4>Do I'm reminded of something I saw on the internet
<v Speaker 4>over the weekend, kind of position in that aita kind
<v Speaker 4>of thing. Am I the asshole? Yeah? Yeah, but it
<v Speaker 4>was security footage of someone's house, like from their ring
<v Speaker 4>camera or something. Okay, as we see these three kids
<v Speaker 4>who look like tweens to early teenagers sort of running there, ah,
<v Speaker 4>running from someone in the neighborhood. It turns out to
<v Speaker 4>be this woman who is being called a Karen in
<v Speaker 4>this particular situation cause he's like, I represent the homeowners
<v Speaker 4>association of this area. Could you just tell your kids
<v Speaker 4>to sort of keep it down a bit? They're running
<v Speaker 4>up and down the street. I've had like twenty complaints
<v Speaker 4>from twenty different houses that your kids are being kind
<v Speaker 4>of loud, kind of annoying.
<v Speaker 5>And rain it in slightly. Please, yeah, rain it in
<v Speaker 5>a little bit.
<v Speaker 4>These are your kids because you have come into your house,
<v Speaker 4>have fun, but just don't Yeah, but also yeah, just
<v Speaker 4>be connaistant. Yeah, to quote George Sixtans that we live
<v Speaker 4>in a society here people and the dad I think
<v Speaker 4>is kind of like, we're just letting kids be kids.
<v Speaker 4>You know, if you're not, you're.
<v Speaker 5>Actually doing nothing. You're sitting on your ass and side
<v Speaker 5>doing fucking nothing. What you're doing, just let.
<v Speaker 4>Children be children. You know, this is the problem with
<v Speaker 4>society today. You're you know, blah blah blah blah. That's like, No,
<v Speaker 4>I think you might be in the wrong. I think
<v Speaker 4>your kids might be annoying as hell. And if you're
<v Speaker 4>getting that many complaints from that many people who I'm
<v Speaker 4>sure are not all teaming up saying let's be let's
<v Speaker 4>all be collectively old man Davis and tell the kids
<v Speaker 4>to get off our lawn. I don't know. I think
<v Speaker 4>Karen might be on the right here. Yeah, you're My
<v Speaker 4>weekend look not nearly as eventful, um felt. I was
<v Speaker 4>coming down with the cold, so I said to the
<v Speaker 4>lovely weads, I think I'm saying in tonight, honey, got
<v Speaker 4>myself a pizza and watched Predator Killer of Killers. I
<v Speaker 4>saw you. I enjoyed that. Yeah, I did enjoy that
<v Speaker 4>very much.
<v Speaker 5>I do enjoy going to bed at like one am
<v Speaker 5>and then seeing you just go hashtag now watching whenever
<v Speaker 5>I got to bed obvious, see like a hashtag now
<v Speaker 5>watching your view.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah it's really at one am.
<v Speaker 5>It's usually two. You're making sure that was one last night?
<v Speaker 5>You were watching what was it? Let's go on your Twitter.
<v Speaker 4>I was watching Hannibal last night. Hand Yeah, rewatching the
<v Speaker 4>TV series Hannibal.
<v Speaker 5>About eleven o'clock last night? Was it was when I
<v Speaker 5>went to bed last night about eleven eleven thirty.
<v Speaker 4>No, I think I probably tweeted around ten or ten thirty.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, you have a look, maybe it's just come
<v Speaker 4>with my feet alone. I maybe went to bed at
<v Speaker 4>around eleven thirty one's everything had wrapped up. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>good show.
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, so I just said to Nikola, I feel
<v Speaker 5>like when you go to the cinema experiences the V Junior,
<v Speaker 5>you see the difference between parents and babysitters Oh sure,
<v Speaker 5>and ones who don't want to actually put the foot
<v Speaker 5>down because they have a slide. There's anyone slides. The
<v Speaker 5>kids have the lineup, and these kids who were being
<v Speaker 5>ship heads were of course, what do you think they
<v Speaker 5>were doing when there was a line for the slide?
<v Speaker 5>What do you think the Shihead kids were doing.
<v Speaker 4>I imagine they were either cutting in line or they
<v Speaker 4>were climbing up the slide. Both. Actually, you're right.
<v Speaker 5>They won't climbing out the side during the film as well,
<v Speaker 5>so you're not supposed touch the slide whilst the film
<v Speaker 5>is running. But anyway, so Nicola goes back up there
<v Speaker 5>and she's like policing the line and make sure these
<v Speaker 5>kids aren't cuting in. Oh, she's ex police because yeah,
<v Speaker 5>that's true. But the dad of the naughty girl was
<v Speaker 5>just like, just let her go first and then you
<v Speaker 5>guys can go like, wait what, So he's saying to
<v Speaker 5>the he's saying, kids, let my daughter cut in so
<v Speaker 5>she can get it out of a system, and then
<v Speaker 5>you guys can have your fun. That's his way of parenting. Well,
<v Speaker 5>it's terrible a parent. Oh god, Nicolas Nichola. I was
<v Speaker 5>sitting there and I'm watching, and Nicola goes, no, she won't,
<v Speaker 5>She'll go to the end of the line. And the
<v Speaker 5>guy's like, I'm not going to fuck with this woman.
<v Speaker 5>Go to the end of the line.
<v Speaker 4>Speak. I can see why you two work so well.
<v Speaker 4>I mean this in the best sense. You're very call
<v Speaker 4>the manager. Well, I was sitting there.
<v Speaker 5>I was Nicolas more bothered by it, but I just went,
<v Speaker 5>you know what, You just can't let shithead kids get
<v Speaker 5>away beating shit head kids.
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, I become that, become shitthead teenagers and eventually
<v Speaker 4>shithead adults.
<v Speaker 5>Because what happens is Alliott for example, they'll kind of
<v Speaker 5>from an Alliot. He'll react and go no, no, no, and
<v Speaker 5>he'll like push him and he'll get in trouble for
<v Speaker 5>reacting to it. And it's just like if every kid
<v Speaker 5>just did what they're fucking told in the first place.
<v Speaker 4>Oh, this shit would be a problem.
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<v Speaker 5>the footpath and it's like, stick to the left. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>if you're hitting this way, stick just stick to the left.
<v Speaker 5>Or people who look down on their phones and just
<v Speaker 5>don't don't look up. Yeah, and you ran into me.
<v Speaker 5>It's like you got to learn somehow. My mentality is
<v Speaker 5>always I'm plowing through. If you might hit you, it
<v Speaker 5>is your fault. Correct, It's correct. So let's get into
<v Speaker 5>our favorite moment, shall we? For my weekend?
<v Speaker 4>Let's get to the favorite moments from this episode. Well,
<v Speaker 4>I was going to ask, I mean, you saw Stitch,
<v Speaker 4>You're going to go see the live action how to
<v Speaker 4>train your Dragon?
<v Speaker 5>I've never seen the animated version.
<v Speaker 4>What I've seen them.
<v Speaker 5>I didn't seen Lelo and Stitch the animated version till
<v Speaker 5>last week. I was like, well, I should probably watch
<v Speaker 5>this first before I see the live action one. Oh,
<v Speaker 5>you absolutely should. Yeah, yeah, I had to train and
<v Speaker 5>Dragon's fantastic. I'm talking about the lego one. It's what
<v Speaker 5>I Yeah, I hadn't seen the anime. I remember putting
<v Speaker 5>it on for Ali. I may have mentioned this, and
<v Speaker 5>it just it was very dark and it kind of
<v Speaker 5>spooked him. I think it was about two or three
<v Speaker 5>years ago, so you will have dragoned in about four. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>Dragon as I'm kind of spooky at the start.
<v Speaker 4>It's just dark.
<v Speaker 5>I being dark a little bit, not dark as in
<v Speaker 5>like thing whise, just visually dark.
<v Speaker 4>Sure.
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, it's like three of them now right there.
<v Speaker 5>There's a whole theme park now being dedicated to it.
<v Speaker 5>I think at Universe, like the whole section.
<v Speaker 4>Nice.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, was it Lightfoot? Is that the name?
<v Speaker 4>What's the no? What's the toothless? Toothless? Is the black one? Yeah? Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>I will check it out. I just never really, it's weird.
<v Speaker 4>You just got to get to an age where we go.
<v Speaker 5>You just skip a whole generation of animated films like
<v Speaker 5>Lelo and Stitch, I said to Nicola late nineties till
<v Speaker 5>like twenty ten, I just skipped a whole bunch of
<v Speaker 5>animated films.
<v Speaker 4>I just missed them. Yeah, and given your appreciation for
<v Speaker 4>animation and all that kind of stuff, yeah, that is
<v Speaker 4>a bit of it. I mean I was reviewing movies
<v Speaker 4>at that time, so I mean, I'm of course I've
<v Speaker 4>seen the Shreks and Leon Stitch and on the internet,
<v Speaker 4>Emperors New groove and what was he Roduel Dorado and
<v Speaker 4>a few other things like that Prince of a Prince
<v Speaker 4>ofa that was late ninety early two thousands. But yeah,
<v Speaker 4>I think there was. I'm trying to remember.
<v Speaker 5>I didn't even see the Iron Giant tool. I was
<v Speaker 5>much older, you know. I just missed the whole generation.
<v Speaker 5>I think it ended for me at Pocahontas. I was
<v Speaker 5>just Pocondest was the last one I remember watching them.
<v Speaker 5>It was Mulan. I never watched Mulan. Tarzan is Tarzan, Hunchbacker,
<v Speaker 5>not your dam none of those ones. Hercules didn't see
<v Speaker 5>it either, I sto haven't seen it.
<v Speaker 4>Wow, you've got the service, not as Disney. Plus, we
<v Speaker 4>haven't deed.
<v Speaker 5>Friends of the pod, Friend of the part, my favorite?
<v Speaker 5>What were your favorite moments in the episode?
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I liked it. There was a Little Women.
<v Speaker 5>Callback that's actually one of mine as well. Yeah, it
<v Speaker 5>made sense. It's from Homer Loves Slanders when it's like
<v Speaker 5>they were no longer Little Girls get a whim it.
<v Speaker 4>It's not actually, this is probably not news to any
<v Speaker 4>but that's not actually a line in Little Women, is
<v Speaker 4>it not? Okay? Oh no, it's just a joke that
<v Speaker 4>they made up. But you've got so many people who
<v Speaker 4>have actually like that's the end they've written like high
<v Speaker 4>school assignments, they were no longer a little girl? Are
<v Speaker 4>little women any seventeen? And look at those guys. You
<v Speaker 4>didn't read the book? What's the Simpsons?
<v Speaker 5>Most is like the Simpsons did change that like history
<v Speaker 5>in many ways in that aspect though, like things happen
<v Speaker 5>on the Simpsons, you just assume that really happened.
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, no, no no, but yeah. And I also did
<v Speaker 4>like trying to be sensitive in his own particular way,
<v Speaker 4>referring to my as hard as it's just sort of
<v Speaker 4>like a Benjamin Button.
<v Speaker 5>Deal I actually want to touch. Do you think they
<v Speaker 5>got the idea for this episode by someone?
<v Speaker 4>And the writers are.
<v Speaker 5>Going people actually think that Moe said that little women
<v Speaker 5>that they think it's in the real book, and and
<v Speaker 5>someone goes should actually date a little person? Don't established
<v Speaker 5>from that. It's such a random story. It really is
<v Speaker 5>for Mo to be like, I feel like that little
<v Speaker 5>callback for me, I went, I wonder if.
<v Speaker 4>That yeah, interesting? Speaking of I think they're mostly Mo
<v Speaker 4>lines my favorite bits, but just yeah, where he's talking
<v Speaker 4>about how he's actually starting to fall for for my
<v Speaker 4>It's like, it's like my heart wants to do it.
<v Speaker 4>It's very sweet, It is very and it's kind of
<v Speaker 4>very mo Yeah, it's also very male. I initially thought
<v Speaker 4>we'll talk about this more when we talk about the
<v Speaker 4>episode in but like the Mya storyline just ends like that.
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, Actually I had a pretty decent resolution at
<v Speaker 4>the very end.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's true. Yeah, because I was like, oh, that's
<v Speaker 5>kind of sad and depression.
<v Speaker 4>That's kind of sad, and that's it, you know, there's
<v Speaker 4>you're wrapping it up like that. But no, it wasn't
<v Speaker 4>really and my story it was more a Most story
<v Speaker 4>about Most sort of taking one more step on his
<v Speaker 4>emotional journey.
<v Speaker 5>So well, Homer's advice I actually really liked where he says,
<v Speaker 5>you were on the sidelines, but now you're back in
<v Speaker 5>the game and someone did love you, which means that
<v Speaker 5>someone could love you a get in the future, And
<v Speaker 5>I like that's a great mindset to have. You've lost someone,
<v Speaker 5>but that someone loved you, which means there's going to
<v Speaker 5>be someone else out there who will as well. Yes,
<v Speaker 5>don't don't fall off, don't go back on the sidelines,
<v Speaker 5>get back in the game.
<v Speaker 4>I have certainly had that when when I went through
<v Speaker 4>a very bad breakup at one stage and thought, oh,
<v Speaker 4>that's it. I'm off the table, completely unlovable, that kind
<v Speaker 4>of things like what love hurt? Well, yeah, very much,
<v Speaker 4>but no, that's that's exactly the line of thinking that
<v Speaker 4>I had, where it's like, no, that's not true. You know,
<v Speaker 4>people have loved me in the past, and I imagine
<v Speaker 4>they will do it, they will do so again in
<v Speaker 4>the future. I can be loved, yeah, provided I.
<v Speaker 5>Shaved my chest and well, yeah, make sure you don't
<v Speaker 5>have the Santa Claus be and all that kind of stuff.
<v Speaker 4>But my my favorite part, well was it I imagine
<v Speaker 4>they did. There's a tribute to Guy Davis. They reverred
<v Speaker 4>to something as already in progress, which what was that? Oh,
<v Speaker 4>this was early on. I've forgotten. I think it was.
<v Speaker 4>Do you know who said it? Hockey game?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the hockey game. Yes, yeah, I actually didn't mind
<v Speaker 5>that as well. Where you know, I think he said
<v Speaker 5>something on the lines of when it's not sports season,
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, it's always sports season.
<v Speaker 6>Next question, you there eating the past?
<v Speaker 5>All right, trivia time. My first question for you, mister Davis,
<v Speaker 5>is What is the name of the Chinese restaurant next
<v Speaker 5>door to it?
<v Speaker 4>Is the Pan Fried Dragon. It is owned by Lying Chao.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, correct, Yes, indeed, Oh, you should have got Trey
<v Speaker 5>Parker and a guest voice that character.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just to make sure that, Yeah, everything was completely sensitive,
<v Speaker 4>everything everything was culturally correct. They announce in a very
<v Speaker 4>long sentence the name of the hockey game that Homer
<v Speaker 4>is watching. What is it? Oh? Can I check my
<v Speaker 4>notes and on that too?
<v Speaker 5>Of course I know it is the mid Atlantic Hockey
<v Speaker 5>League Conference semi final do over game. That's the seventh overtime.
<v Speaker 4>You said that to you? Okay, Your next question.
<v Speaker 5>For me, speaking of the hockey game, who are the
<v Speaker 5>sesame street characters that are waiting to join the ice
<v Speaker 5>Elmo's in there is the one takes the head off.
<v Speaker 5>It's a woman eating a hot dog or whatever.
<v Speaker 4>What's this?
<v Speaker 5>Bird and Ernie no grow No, think of the main dude,
<v Speaker 5>big bird, big bird. Yeah, I've always said big bird,
<v Speaker 5>you know, big bird for fighters.
<v Speaker 4>Big Bird's that's a big bird cookie monster.
<v Speaker 5>I'll say one's count. Yes, always always terrified me as
<v Speaker 5>a kid.
<v Speaker 4>Count. It's just it's just the way he's demeanor and
<v Speaker 4>excitement and just that you know your numbers now that
<v Speaker 4>don't you? I do know? And then the odor this guy.
<v Speaker 5>If I wasn't hang out any sesame street Carricter, it's
<v Speaker 5>gonna be count it seems always having a good time
<v Speaker 5>Burton Ernie. Really if I feel like you'd be a
<v Speaker 5>real negative atmosphere hanging out.
<v Speaker 4>With canceling each other outsc Oscar.
<v Speaker 5>The groud should be fun to hang out with it
<v Speaker 5>his bitch about life. Yes, Cookie might, I'll be like, dude,
<v Speaker 5>just chill.
<v Speaker 4>He must have no personality outside let enjoying Cookie. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>it's just almost too optimistic and too sort of cheerful.
<v Speaker 5>Big birds the friends you want when you're down, feeling
<v Speaker 5>down and out.
<v Speaker 4>I imagine I'd be hanging out with Snuffer lovely guess,
<v Speaker 4>because I'd be trying to convince people that I actually
<v Speaker 4>had friends.
<v Speaker 5>Stuff a love igus. Remember that movie follow That Bird.
<v Speaker 5>I'm aware I stored that film as a kid, and
<v Speaker 5>I thought it was just a figment of my imagination.
<v Speaker 5>And I saw it pop up on Fox tele Reason.
<v Speaker 5>I was like, wait, this had like a cinematic this
<v Speaker 5>was a real movie. Oh yeah, not just a figment
<v Speaker 5>no good, good, good good film for children? Follow that Bird?
<v Speaker 4>How much money did Mo change by saving his name?
<v Speaker 4>Changing his name? Three hundred dollars? Do you have my
<v Speaker 4>notes in the review?
<v Speaker 5>That funny gag but doesn't make sense when you've had
<v Speaker 5>callbacks where Moe is a kid and he's just called Mo.
<v Speaker 4>Have we reached the stage of the game most timeline
<v Speaker 4>is continuity is just an absolute jumble, and they're doing gigs.
<v Speaker 5>Just for the fun of it. Not just most, just
<v Speaker 5>the Simpsons time, but especially its. You literally have to
<v Speaker 5>take each episode in its own little bubble these days,
<v Speaker 5>did this twenty two minutes entertain me?
<v Speaker 4>Yay or nay?
<v Speaker 5>More? I feel like it's been more yay than nay lately.
<v Speaker 5>But you can't go. But in the past this happened.
<v Speaker 5>It's like that doesn't exist.
<v Speaker 4>No, don't we don't believe in that? All right? Did
<v Speaker 4>you have one more question for me?
<v Speaker 5>I'm trying to find one more for you? Okay, So
<v Speaker 5>what does Moe referred wants to become a what when
<v Speaker 5>he's talking to him it and wants to become a something?
<v Speaker 3>Mo?
<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's a micromode micromo okay, man, one last question
<v Speaker 4>for you. I believe when Maya shows up at the
<v Speaker 4>bar at Most.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, there is a bottle of a particular drink
<v Speaker 5>on the bar. Was it the snaps you put under
<v Speaker 5>his arms?
<v Speaker 4>Yes? Yeah, he used to.
<v Speaker 5>He's like deodrant. Yes, what do you spray or whatever?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Do you remer kind of snaps? No? I don't.
<v Speaker 4>It was mint minch snaps, mi snaps, which is probably
<v Speaker 4>the best kind of put under your arm pits. I
<v Speaker 4>don't think I've ever had snaps. I don't know what
<v Speaker 4>it is. What kind of drink is that? I think
<v Speaker 4>it's like a very concentrated spirit. Okay, yeah, bit like
<v Speaker 4>I keep wanting to say souvlaki, but that's not it.
<v Speaker 5>That's the that's what you put under your arm it.
<v Speaker 4>But it comes in the big bottle. It's kind of
<v Speaker 4>the stick no, no, no, no, my goodness. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 4>clearly had too much of this back in the day
<v Speaker 4>because I can't remember the name of it. The Really
<v Speaker 4>it comes at a tall bottle. It's kind of a
<v Speaker 4>sticky liquid. You light it up same.
<v Speaker 5>Book, Sam Booker, Yeah, yeah, the one that you light
<v Speaker 5>on the tee sprea, oh yeah, or you're light in
<v Speaker 5>the glass, which is the one that starts with tea. No, no,
<v Speaker 5>no no, maybe it is same Booker. I know there
<v Speaker 5>was no, no, no absent. There was something I remember.
<v Speaker 4>I was a kid, and it's just I don't know
<v Speaker 4>his memory. Just stay with me.
<v Speaker 5>And a bunch of Greek guys like getting ways of
<v Speaker 5>perhaps maybe and they go check this out. They get this,
<v Speaker 5>They brought the spirit light and it just catches on
<v Speaker 5>fire and I was like, why are you drinking this?
<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you a fun story about when guy
<v Speaker 4>was young and dumb. Yeah, I was hanging out with
<v Speaker 4>the saddie Steve. We used to enjoy a drink back
<v Speaker 4>in the day and we would get you know these
<v Speaker 4>bottles and Booker and have just you know a bit
<v Speaker 4>of pregaming.
<v Speaker 5>Just find the say same Booker, Sam Booker, Sam Booker.
<v Speaker 4>But you'd pour it a little shot glass and you'd
<v Speaker 4>light it up, and you know what tough game.
<v Speaker 5>Look at me, ladies except getting likely.
<v Speaker 4>There were no ladies around it this particular occasion, because
<v Speaker 4>I thought, well, I'll be even cooler littered. Did you
<v Speaker 4>get your pants? I didn't mean although you'd be given
<v Speaker 4>for yeah, you'd allow me that much. Given this case.
<v Speaker 4>But I thought, well, I'm gonna snuff it out with
<v Speaker 4>my hand, except there's Zambooka on the rim of the glass,
<v Speaker 4>so it sticks to my hand and forms a little bond.
<v Speaker 4>So I've got a burning shot of Zambooka concentrated on
<v Speaker 4>the palm of my head.
<v Speaker 5>Harry from home alone with the little McAllister doorhand.
<v Speaker 4>That's pretty much it. It was only there for like
<v Speaker 4>a few seconds. I realized, oh wait a minute, how
<v Speaker 4>ow that's hurting?
<v Speaker 5>But how long did the mark stay on a hand?
<v Speaker 4>For a little while I had a perfect burned circle
<v Speaker 4>on my power by being ridicular zam Booker fun stuff,
<v Speaker 4>but you know, not for kids. It's the Australian. Don't
<v Speaker 4>try it at home, all right? Yeah, that's all I've
<v Speaker 4>got to ask you.
<v Speaker 5>And you ask you one more. Who did mister Largo
<v Speaker 5>want to look like?
<v Speaker 4>Oh?
<v Speaker 5>Damn it, Julie somebody nemah Oh okay, I was about
<v Speaker 5>to say, kin.
<v Speaker 4>Who is Julie Newmar? Julie Newmar was she was the
<v Speaker 4>catwoman on on the TV series Batman. Was she the
<v Speaker 4>original one?
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>She's done a bunch of other stuff, but I think
<v Speaker 4>that might which she's best known for Okay, then a
<v Speaker 4>lot of great cat women back in the day. Was
<v Speaker 4>there really not just the one player that? Oh no,
<v Speaker 4>there was Lee mery Weather on Earth A Kit was
<v Speaker 4>Catwoman for a while. Okay.
<v Speaker 5>Then, yeah, I own every episode on Blue. I bought
<v Speaker 5>the box it because Jamie had a sale, buy one
<v Speaker 5>boxing at one free and I was like, it's gonna
<v Speaker 5>cost about twenty five dollars, I might as well do this.
<v Speaker 5>Gabe had a sale sale look at you, and I
<v Speaker 5>was just like one of these days. Because it used
<v Speaker 5>to be on really early in the mornings. I used
<v Speaker 5>to watch it and it was just fun because but
<v Speaker 5>it was just it was on before Rage, you know,
<v Speaker 5>so I'd put I'd put it on, all right, I'll
<v Speaker 5>have this on for like fifty minutes whilst Rage is
<v Speaker 5>about to start. I have no real memories of besides
<v Speaker 5>seeing them walk upper side of a wall.
<v Speaker 4>Sure were they great times when you you bought something
<v Speaker 4>a JB or you bought it on online or whatever.
<v Speaker 4>It's like, oh, I'm going to devote a bit of
<v Speaker 4>time to sitting down and watching the show from beginning
<v Speaker 4>to end that I've always enjoyed it. And then it's like, oh,
<v Speaker 4>wait a minute, I got no time to do that. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>I I my friend Matt, who lives in the States now.
<v Speaker 5>Every so often he comes back, usually twice a year,
<v Speaker 5>but sometimes once he comes back from America, it's the
<v Speaker 5>guy I bought. I said, do you want to bring
<v Speaker 5>some stuff? And will you bring back a hardcover novel?
<v Speaker 5>And I was like, probably not, it's probably too heavy.
<v Speaker 5>But he brought me back the shield Box set on
<v Speaker 5>blue ray, and that was eighteen months ago, and I
<v Speaker 5>were going, fuck once it's arriving and I watched.
<v Speaker 4>The shit out of this show.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, still sitting there, sealed on my shelf. He also
<v Speaker 5>the next time we came brought the Office complete, still
<v Speaker 5>sitting sealed on my shelf.
<v Speaker 4>I have things that I bought ten to fifteen years ago,
<v Speaker 4>maybe longer, still in the plastic.
<v Speaker 5>It's the idea of being able to watch them at
<v Speaker 5>some point. I like, once you've watched him, I was like, oh, now,
<v Speaker 5>now what are we going to watch. It's like the
<v Speaker 5>idea of going, well, I get to watch it sometime. Correct, Yeah, anyway,
<v Speaker 5>life of a yeah, but he's what we did watch instead.
<v Speaker 4>We did watch.
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<v Speaker 5>of the month. All right, let's get into our review,
<v Speaker 5>shall we of inny teeny my mo. The original air
<v Speaker 5>date of this episode was April fifth, two thousand and nine.
<v Speaker 5>The number one film with the box office at this
<v Speaker 5>time was Fast and Furious. Oh oh yeah, that's That'd
<v Speaker 5>be the fourth one, Fast and Furious. Yeah, because the
<v Speaker 5>first one was the Fast.
<v Speaker 4>And there was a Fast and the Furious too, Fast
<v Speaker 4>and Furious, the Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. Yeah, Fast
<v Speaker 4>and Furious Fast and that's so confusing, just Fast and Furious.
<v Speaker 4>It's only rivaled by the Rambo series. Yeah, because the
<v Speaker 4>first one is first Placebo, First Blood, Plart two, Rambo three,
<v Speaker 4>the Just Rambos, then Rambo, then Kip Presentable than Kid
<v Speaker 4>Moe now and then Rambo last Blood, and now I
<v Speaker 4>think they I've read the other day that someone was
<v Speaker 4>looking at doing Rambo need Blood. I read the other
<v Speaker 4>day that they we'll get someone was looking to do
<v Speaker 4>a pre call just called John Rambo. Okay, except the
<v Speaker 4>one that was just called Rambo was also called John Rainbo.
<v Speaker 5>So I remember as a kid being confused, going, so
<v Speaker 5>Rambo is not the first one?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so win him? Is it?
<v Speaker 5>So?
<v Speaker 4>Is Rambo three? Actually Rainbow two first split pap three?
<v Speaker 4>So so mad Max isn't what's going on here? Oh? Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>that whole We could go really deep down the rabbit
<v Speaker 4>hole on this, but instead let's talk about Yeah, what
<v Speaker 4>what was number two at the box office?
<v Speaker 5>Number two at the box offico? It was Monster's Vessus
<v Speaker 5>Aliens are still up there? And the Haunting in Connecticut
<v Speaker 5>was number three?
<v Speaker 4>Wow, Haunting Connecticut's got got some legs. Never heard it?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, never heard of it. Halting in Connecticut was number three?
<v Speaker 5>All right, So yeah, I said. April fifth, two thousand
<v Speaker 5>and nine, Production code LA b F zero six, Written
<v Speaker 5>by John Frink and directed by Nancy Cruz. Apparently this
<v Speaker 5>episode was nominated for some awards. John Frink was nominated
<v Speaker 5>for a Writer's Guild of America Award in the Animation
<v Speaker 5>category in twenty ten for writing the episode The Simpsons
<v Speaker 5>was the only show to be nominated in the category,
<v Speaker 5>all the other nominated episodes being The Burns and the Bees,
<v Speaker 5>Take My Life, Please, Got Maggie Gone?
<v Speaker 4>And Wedding for Disaster. The last one was the winner.
<v Speaker 4>Of course.
<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say, how could Wedding for Disaster not
<v Speaker 5>win at all? Right? I mean I enjoyed God making
<v Speaker 5>Gone for the That was the one where she goes missing, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>it was like the title would imply that, yes, but
<v Speaker 5>it was the one where it was the like the
<v Speaker 5>treasure hunt kind of thing. That's yes, yeah, it was
<v Speaker 5>the the film, the book, the fucking Tom Hanks was
<v Speaker 5>in it.
<v Speaker 4>What's it called? Uh? Castaway? Yes? But the Venities.
<v Speaker 5>How can it be a thing where the one show
<v Speaker 5>is the only show nominated in the category. It was
<v Speaker 5>a numb of that animated shows that yeah, what the hell?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? How does that work?
<v Speaker 5>But was also nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for
<v Speaker 5>Outstanding Voice of a Performance for his role as Moe
<v Speaker 5>in this episode, but lost to fellow Simpson's Cast Mender
<v Speaker 5>cast member Dan Castelenetta for Father Knows Worst.
<v Speaker 4>We haven't been that episode yet, so hopefully that one's
<v Speaker 4>a good one as well. But yes so.
<v Speaker 5>Written by John Frick, as I said, directed by Nancy Cruz.
<v Speaker 5>The episode kicks off do we get a couch? Do
<v Speaker 5>we get a catch game? We don't get talk, we don't.
<v Speaker 4>Get a board gag, but we do get a couch.
<v Speaker 4>I actually didn't mind the couch gag.
<v Speaker 5>In this one. The family is drawn in on a
<v Speaker 5>series of animation cells they flip down onto the Screenhomer's
<v Speaker 5>naked until March pulls down one last sheet and it's
<v Speaker 5>his clothes. Goodness back when actually animated with cells. I'm
<v Speaker 5>sure they do that anymore. It's all the computer. So
<v Speaker 5>the episode kicks off with Homer watching the hockey. Maggy
<v Speaker 5>wants to him to read Pack the Bunny the book,
<v Speaker 5>but he's too interested in watching the important mid Atlantic
<v Speaker 5>Hockey League Conference semifinal do over game. It's in its
<v Speaker 5>seventh overtime. Is the sesame Street on ice carricters are
<v Speaker 5>waiting to get on, but basically it's just taking the
<v Speaker 5>mickeyut of hockey, saying games go forever.
<v Speaker 4>Indeed, and a lot of good natured ribbing of Canadians
<v Speaker 4>as well. I mean ice hockey. I mean it's a
<v Speaker 4>very North American sport, but I think Canadians tend to
<v Speaker 4>enjoy it a bit more than Yes. Indeed, yeah, as
<v Speaker 4>our paler Pat Right would probably explain to us.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but although he also likes football, he's like the
<v Speaker 5>star quarterback of his town.
<v Speaker 4>Well, of course he is. It's is very alpha male,
<v Speaker 4>he is, indeed. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>Marge turns it off though, and she says, you're specially
<v Speaker 5>spending time with your daughter, you know, not watching hockey,
<v Speaker 5>and he says, I will when it's not sports season, joping,
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<v Speaker 5>actually taking the kids for Elliott's birthday, part of his
<v Speaker 5>president of taking them to see Disney on ice in Melbourne.
<v Speaker 4>He can go one of two ways.
<v Speaker 5>They can either really enjoy the fact that they're seeing
<v Speaker 5>all these Disney characters on ice, or they could be
<v Speaker 5>bored shitless just watching people skating around.
<v Speaker 4>I feel like one of the sort of tricks they're
<v Speaker 4>going to be doing, whether you know, do the pin wheel.
<v Speaker 5>But there's only so many tricks you can do, right,
<v Speaker 5>how many tricks for snow white possibly do on skates?
<v Speaker 5>We shall soon find out. Yeah, And the problem is
<v Speaker 5>I showed them like a quick click on YouTube of
<v Speaker 5>what it might look like, and that one had McQueen.
<v Speaker 5>Isn't it like McQueen?
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay fuck.
<v Speaker 5>If this one doesn't have light McQueen or Alei's gonna worry.
<v Speaker 4>But it's like McQueen. So he just goes McQueen, doesn't
<v Speaker 4>say like the McQueen, just is McQueen McQueen? Yeah, wow,
<v Speaker 4>okay cow.
<v Speaker 5>But he puts the He puts on the TV again
<v Speaker 5>to check the score, but it's over and they don't
<v Speaker 5>say the score. I actually had a an example of
<v Speaker 5>this going. We're walking back from the movies yesterday and
<v Speaker 5>we're walking past the Sporting Globe and we wanted to
<v Speaker 5>see the score of the football was almost finished. It
<v Speaker 5>was Collingwood versus Melbourne ten minutes ago. And we're looking
<v Speaker 5>through the window and they're just showing replayoff, the replay out,
<v Speaker 5>the replay, and I'm.
<v Speaker 4>Like, did we just in the fucking score? Nicholas like,
<v Speaker 4>hurry up. I'm like waiting for the score.
<v Speaker 5>Homie here is waiting for the score. They don't tell it.
<v Speaker 5>They just sort of say what's coming up next to
<v Speaker 5>yad YadA, yadda.
<v Speaker 4>He says, you're very akin to Wow, I'll never let
<v Speaker 4>her show that one again.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, said I'll never know the score, as he's hitting
<v Speaker 5>his lap top of various websites saying they know the score.
<v Speaker 5>I can actually buy into Homer still being in the
<v Speaker 5>mentality of because he grew up in the era where
<v Speaker 5>you didn't get to go on the internet, right, Yes,
<v Speaker 5>having the mentality of well if I don't if the
<v Speaker 5>TV doesn't tell me, I'm never going to know. I
<v Speaker 5>can believe Homer, a nine year old guy in two
<v Speaker 5>thousand and I would still not think I'll go on
<v Speaker 5>the internet to check. Yeah, but do you have memories
<v Speaker 5>because when I was a kid, increasingly fewer, But yeah,
<v Speaker 5>go ahead. Even though I was a kid in the nineties,
<v Speaker 5>we didn't have the internet, right, So if you want
<v Speaker 5>to know the footy score, either had to turn on
<v Speaker 5>the radio or wait for the news to give you
<v Speaker 5>an update that's right, or sometimes you might remember this.
<v Speaker 5>You'd watch the footy and they go if you don't
<v Speaker 5>want to score, look away now, and had to play
<v Speaker 5>that song right on the tip of do you remember.
<v Speaker 4>That by Diesels? Always whenever I hear that song, I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 4>it's the footy score. It was well played by yeah,
<v Speaker 4>whichever channel was doing at the time, usually Channel seven. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>And this other guy, I think his name was Scotty.
<v Speaker 5>Someone had the glasses on, Scott Palmer. Scott Palmer. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>he'd be given the updates to be like, I don't
<v Speaker 5>know scores, look away now right on.
<v Speaker 4>The tip Martin palms plant good sports journey that guy
<v Speaker 4>was he?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Yeah, So Marge then says I'll tell you the score,
<v Speaker 5>and he's like, always gonna be high point of our marriage.
<v Speaker 5>If you tell me this hockey score. She says, no,
<v Speaker 5>your daughter barely knows you. And he disagrees, and he says,
<v Speaker 5>come to daddy, And she goes to Santa's Little Helper
<v Speaker 5>and he's actually good with her. He takes her outside.
<v Speaker 5>We'll change the nappy. You can change the nappy. Yeah, YadA, YadA, yadda.
<v Speaker 5>But the homer is taking Maggie in the pram as
<v Speaker 5>we call it here in Australia, not the stroller, the pram.
<v Speaker 6>Look, Merge, it's just what you want me, spending the
<v Speaker 6>day with muggsy Maggie. Marge, you're not naggy. You just
<v Speaker 6>set the bar impossibly high?
<v Speaker 4>Can you always bring a sweater from Eddie?
<v Speaker 6>Impossibly high?
<v Speaker 5>Feels a bit King of Queens, it does, indeed. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>not to throw Kevin under the bus or something like
<v Speaker 5>that stereotypical sitcom gag, isn't it You.
<v Speaker 4>Can substitute according to Jim or something like that. But yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>that kind of show.
<v Speaker 5>Where the guy doesn't deserve. It's always fat obnoxious husband.
<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't say that, King Quinsno, but fat husband with
<v Speaker 5>smoking babe of a wife.
<v Speaker 4>Why does she put up with it? Dad? Bought them
<v Speaker 4>hot wife. Yeah, why was that? Why was that the thing?
<v Speaker 5>It's why is that the thing? Why is that always
<v Speaker 5>the go to? Is it because our guys can relate and.
<v Speaker 4>Guys can relate. And I don't mean this to sound
<v Speaker 4>I don't mean this in a bad way. Women can
<v Speaker 4>feel morally superior. I can have a bit vicarious moral superior.
<v Speaker 4>It's like, that's just like my husband.
<v Speaker 5>It's either fat husband or dumb husband. Sometimes both nuts
<v Speaker 5>and gum to get it last. But they go for
<v Speaker 5>their little day of first of all sands to help.
<v Speaker 5>It brings the milk and it's cold whatever. But then
<v Speaker 5>they go on their little daddy door to day and
<v Speaker 5>they go to lad Lads. I don't really like Maggie's
<v Speaker 5>just having a big smile on her face looking up,
<v Speaker 5>but a dad, You've got a donut in the hand.
<v Speaker 5>And they arrive at the car park that's is reserved
<v Speaker 5>for Homer Simpson. This is where he goes every single morning,
<v Speaker 5>and it turns out to be Mo's. So there was
<v Speaker 5>one question about this episode. So is how am I
<v Speaker 5>going to Moe's every day and spending the day there?
<v Speaker 5>What's he doing with Maggie when he goes he's not
<v Speaker 5>going to work.
<v Speaker 4>What's the story. Well, as you said earlier, yeah, continuity
<v Speaker 4>is not really does he have a job for the
<v Speaker 4>purpose of this episode, for the purpose of this twenty
<v Speaker 4>two minutes, No, no he does.
<v Speaker 5>No, he does not for the purpose of this story. No,
<v Speaker 5>his job in this episode is looking after Maggie. Yes,
<v Speaker 5>so he takes it, tells her to learn her numbers
<v Speaker 5>by playing with the billiard balls on the table. You
<v Speaker 5>do that whilst, I'll get happier and happier and then
<v Speaker 5>sadder and sadder, which is usually how it goes when
<v Speaker 5>you're drinking. The thing is, though, we are another one
<v Speaker 5>of those distraction scenes because Moe's talking to Homer just
<v Speaker 5>after that, and Meggan's in the background, like juggling the
<v Speaker 5>billiard balls, and it's like just filling space for the
<v Speaker 5>second filling space. It is distracting. I again had to
<v Speaker 5>push Paus and go back and I'm like, I wasn't
<v Speaker 5>listening to them, I was watching her. But Moe discovers
<v Speaker 5>is cleaning the place up, and misdiscovers there's a window here,
<v Speaker 5>so it's a dirty wall. It's actually a window behind
<v Speaker 5>the dirty wall. The grime and it's to a playground outside,
<v Speaker 5>and it says Megane, you can go outside there whilst
<v Speaker 5>I'm in here drinking her first enabling then the barfls
<v Speaker 5>I go kick out of all the bar flires, just
<v Speaker 5>chatting to Maggie.
<v Speaker 4>Hey, it's ok.
<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like when my kids arrive home. They
<v Speaker 5>see the cats my kids have. They are not able
<v Speaker 5>to see a cat and not want to try and
<v Speaker 5>pick it up. The cats see the kids now and
<v Speaker 5>just run in fear.
<v Speaker 4>Some adults are like that, as Dandols does whenever I
<v Speaker 4>come over to record. It's like, okay, before we hit record,
<v Speaker 4>I got to go pick up these kittens.
<v Speaker 5>And one of the I'm just like being picked up,
<v Speaker 5>and guys like, she will you picked up? She's like,
<v Speaker 5>and you're like, just shut up and enjoy the cuddle.
<v Speaker 4>My seduction technique since goodness knows when.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but they're all waving to make it outside the
<v Speaker 5>window whatnot. They're all distracted by her. They're not listening
<v Speaker 5>to mo. So he fires a shotgun. He explains why
<v Speaker 5>why he is cleaning the joint up.
<v Speaker 4>I do I do enjoy that kind of passive aggressive Hey,
<v Speaker 4>ask me what's going on? I suppose you guys are
<v Speaker 4>wondering why I'm still cleaning the bar.
<v Speaker 5>But now he explains that on Friday night, he's usual
<v Speaker 5>fire night. He's at the public library, just surfing the
<v Speaker 5>internet with the occasional water break of warm and rusty
<v Speaker 5>water from the drink tap, and he found an intelligence
<v Speaker 5>sophisticated woman who hadn't heard all he's not not joke.
<v Speaker 1>Orange who all right, more give it a punchline, nice
<v Speaker 1>and easy, Orange, You glad I didn't say banana. The
<v Speaker 1>gargoyle has landed.
<v Speaker 5>This is like they go to knock not joke. When
<v Speaker 5>you're a kid, it's the first one you say, and
<v Speaker 5>you don't quite understand. When you're a kid, you don't
<v Speaker 5>quite get why it's funny. But people laugh when you
<v Speaker 5>say it, and you're like, allright, I'm gonna say this
<v Speaker 5>all the time, don't you got it? I didn't say banana.
<v Speaker 5>Orange Glad, it didn't say banana. Everyone says this gaggle
<v Speaker 5>is once in their life, right.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's not that great. That's not great.
<v Speaker 5>But and you know, when the kid's doing it, you're like, ah,
<v Speaker 5>you're doing the orange gag.
<v Speaker 4>I'll go with it. I'll roll with it. Yeah, let
<v Speaker 4>him feel like that. Let's not you cut this kid
<v Speaker 4>off at the knees. You know they may turn into
<v Speaker 4>you know, Jim Carry or Romin Whim somewhere down the line. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>And if you snuff that flame out with like come
<v Speaker 4>up with better material, kid, then like, oh yeah, they'll
<v Speaker 4>never be funny again.
<v Speaker 5>There was one Ali got me the other day, like
<v Speaker 5>genuinely got me. He goes, not knock, can guess who's there?
<v Speaker 4>Boo boo?
<v Speaker 5>Who don't cry, it's just a duke.
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, no, bad, solid, solid, good delivery.
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, you know what, kid, I didn't see that
<v Speaker 5>one coming got me?
<v Speaker 4>Or you got me the dad?
<v Speaker 5>What's your name? I went, Brendan, what's this? No, what's
<v Speaker 5>in my hand?
<v Speaker 4>Nothing? Brendan nothing, and then runs off and I'm like,
<v Speaker 4>you little shit ed you got me again. It's like
<v Speaker 4>hook line and sinker that he ran off. That's good.
<v Speaker 4>Always leave them more, They're always leave them wanting more.
<v Speaker 5>Indeed, But I did find it quite charming and sweet
<v Speaker 5>that Moe was using the orange of banana, not not.
<v Speaker 5>You know, he's so I know, what's the term, he's
<v Speaker 5>so out of practice with dating and whatnot. It's just
<v Speaker 5>like he's just going to refer to things going by
<v Speaker 5>the rule book. You know, he heard some you know,
<v Speaker 5>some pick up artist tips about you know, be funny. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>you don't have to be handsome, you don't have to
<v Speaker 5>be you know the.
<v Speaker 4>Six six six of six feet, six pack, six figure
<v Speaker 4>and gum just make him laugh a little. The whole
<v Speaker 4>little serve you well in your in your future relationship.
<v Speaker 4>So with the body knows that knock joke.
<v Speaker 5>One of the things Nichola says, one thing I always
<v Speaker 5>found charming about you was from the get go you
<v Speaker 5>weren't afraid to just use dad jokes. She's like, that
<v Speaker 5>were so bad, But I just loved you for it
<v Speaker 5>because you're just like you just didn't care.
<v Speaker 4>That's just didn't know any better jokes material.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, but he says, the gargoyle haslandic because she
<v Speaker 5>likes the joke. He says he's funny, and he checks
<v Speaker 5>that she's not just some creepy guy in the library
<v Speaker 5>much like he is. But he says, there's creepy A
<v Speaker 5>guy next to him turns out to be a crazy
<v Speaker 5>cat lady. She says, you know, I'm not a guy
<v Speaker 5>a woman. We have a cat together. She had babies.
<v Speaker 5>He's one of them. Now I've got this is me
<v Speaker 5>when Mo's talking about just going somewhere to go on
<v Speaker 5>the internet. We couldn't afford the internet when the first
<v Speaker 5>was a thing, right, you know, just didn't have a computer,
<v Speaker 5>couldn't afford it. And so I'd go to my uncle
<v Speaker 5>Darren's house because he had the Internet, and it's like
<v Speaker 5>so cool, you know, you dial up, and he'd go
<v Speaker 5>to bed and nap, and I'm like, I'm going to
<v Speaker 5>the Internet for a couple of hours. And I remember
<v Speaker 5>the first things I looked up was I was Big
<v Speaker 5>Wrestling Fantasy. There was a wrestler called Caine. I was like,
<v Speaker 5>came without his mask and I was like, oh my god,
<v Speaker 5>that's him without his mask on the Internet's amazing. And
<v Speaker 5>of course, as you're you know, you're twelve year kid,
<v Speaker 5>lookup naked ladies. The problem was I didn't understand the
<v Speaker 5>idea of a browsing history. And then Na Darian like
<v Speaker 5>later on, come over whatever, and he's like, so Stephanie mmahn, Hey,
<v Speaker 5>Stephanie mumhann sable. I was like, yeah, they're leading wrestler's
<v Speaker 5>like yeah, look good with their clothes on. I was like,
<v Speaker 5>oh no, uncle, oh no. But I think my dad
<v Speaker 5>wasn't angry. It was just like, thank, well, he's looking
<v Speaker 5>at naked ladies.
<v Speaker 4>That's at least. It wasn't like Cain naked. Caine without
<v Speaker 4>his mask, came without his pace. There's anything wrong with that? Well?
<v Speaker 5>No, of course, I think my dad was more proud
<v Speaker 5>than angry. But most of he would do anything to
<v Speaker 5>chat to Maya except by a computer himself. And he
<v Speaker 5>sends she sends him a pick of her and actually
<v Speaker 5>of my favorite moments, dare I click?
<v Speaker 4>No, I dances?
<v Speaker 5>Yes, I dance, and then he clicks on it. She's
<v Speaker 5>the photo from Lego Land. She looks she's beautiful and
<v Speaker 5>in proportion. Yeah, and he shows the guys. That seems
<v Speaker 5>like a really mean thing to say, and in proportion.
<v Speaker 5>He shows the guy the photo and there's now he's
<v Speaker 5>turned to send the photo. He gives it the old
<v Speaker 5>two thousand and Night photoshop job. At first, then he
<v Speaker 5>realized you can't build a relationship on a lie. The
<v Speaker 5>lies come later. Yeah, great line.
<v Speaker 4>I did enjoy that.
<v Speaker 5>And she thinks he's cute and he's just dancing around.
<v Speaker 5>He's all happy, and I felt felt good for Mo.
<v Speaker 5>He's being honest and she likes him.
<v Speaker 4>He's saying a bit of the old Lewis Carroll stuff.
<v Speaker 1>Kelley, Yeah, mose radfree, Devin, Oh well hey you mij
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Homer's here or you want Homer.
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, I thought you.
<v Speaker 1>Meant Himler Heinrich Himmler, you know the guy who invented
<v Speaker 1>the Heimlich manure. Two different people with a boat here,
<v Speaker 1>and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over.
<v Speaker 5>We cut to Maggie outside being threatened by her new friends.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, the evil.
<v Speaker 5>Evil babies, evil baby gang. So explain to me, is
<v Speaker 5>this a playground or a daycare? Sen, I don't know,
<v Speaker 5>a random outside area where this baby's unattended. That's what
<v Speaker 5>the hell is going with no attendance, There are no adults.
<v Speaker 5>Adults are the ones the barflies watching from that.
<v Speaker 4>She's fucking random babies in an outdoor playground. I couldn't
<v Speaker 4>work out what was going on here, not a whole
<v Speaker 4>what happened other than Maggie was just the target of
<v Speaker 4>these baby bullies. Opened to the Chinese restaurant that was
<v Speaker 4>next door. I got no idea. Man, it was outside
<v Speaker 4>that window. Now, what the hell in this episode? Is
<v Speaker 4>just out several windows.
<v Speaker 5>But she's burrowing her head into her daddy assigned her
<v Speaker 5>baby's baby is happy and confident. Of course, the opposite
<v Speaker 5>MOA was then cleaning himself up. He's putting beer in
<v Speaker 5>his hair and his snaps under his arm. She arrives
<v Speaker 5>at eight oh three as opposed to eight is calling
<v Speaker 5>her a liar, and he she's revealed to be a
<v Speaker 5>little person.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're a little person. I know, I'm sorry, I
<v Speaker 1>didn't mean that. What's the correct term?
<v Speaker 3>Little person?
<v Speaker 4>Whoa look at me being played?
<v Speaker 5>And he quickly removes the dwarf tossing banner and the
<v Speaker 5>Little Women book We come out from commercial and Moe asks,
<v Speaker 5>is this you know? This is Benjamin Button kind of
<v Speaker 5>deal as you were mentioning earlier. He says, your picture
<v Speaker 5>made you look more life sized, and she said took
<v Speaker 5>out Lego land because she was not confident either. She
<v Speaker 5>was worried that he might like not like the real her,
<v Speaker 5>and he says, no, you're the best thing ever coming
<v Speaker 5>to this. Barbecides the cable, which and I'm not gonna
<v Speaker 5>stealing you from the Chinese restaurant next door, and as
<v Speaker 5>we get the reference to the Chinese guy, I think
<v Speaker 5>he says, I see you're watching ESPN or whatever.
<v Speaker 4>You never did any sort of online dating, did you
<v Speaker 4>mean you?
<v Speaker 1>No?
<v Speaker 4>No, not online I think.
<v Speaker 5>As a joke when I was like a teenager, we
<v Speaker 5>made fake profiles and I was getting like I felt
<v Speaker 5>bad upward because like I was getting genuine like late
<v Speaker 5>thirty year olds going hey, we should catch up, and
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I'm sorry, no thanks, Like I just do
<v Speaker 5>I reply?
<v Speaker 4>What do I do? I felt bade the song? Why
<v Speaker 4>do you have to be such a heartbreaker?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know right, No, you go, I did it
<v Speaker 5>a bit and not when I chat to girls on
<v Speaker 5>like MSN, Messenger and stuff.
<v Speaker 4>But I didn't. That's not really online date.
<v Speaker 5>It's not online day not. But Nick and I were
<v Speaker 5>together before Tinder was a thing. Yes, I still don't
<v Speaker 5>understand whether swipe left is swipe right, which I always
<v Speaker 5>keep messing that up as well. Luckily I've got it
<v Speaker 5>right the first time because I still swipe if you
<v Speaker 5>I'm swiping swiped right withou.
<v Speaker 4>I think if you swipe right, that's that's a positive,
<v Speaker 4>that's like, oh yes, because if you're swipe why left,
<v Speaker 4>that you're just sillt of going through the pages of like.
<v Speaker 5>And whit takes more effort. I guess, God, we're really.
<v Speaker 4>Showing our age here. I mean, but let's just double check.
<v Speaker 5>What's we're showing that we're happily together in a relationship.
<v Speaker 4>It is not you and I, but well indicate that
<v Speaker 4>one finds someone attractive by moving one finger to the
<v Speaker 4>right across then image of them on a touch screen.
<v Speaker 4>He's the quote I swiped right, but sadly for me,
<v Speaker 4>she swiped left. Oh so yes, if you if you
<v Speaker 4>swipe right, I was like that downer, he's a swipe right.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah that means and I'm like, wow, what he left?
<v Speaker 4>But what I'm what I was leading to was, you know,
<v Speaker 4>you tend to put your best foot forward or your
<v Speaker 4>best face forward, shall we say? I mean you look
<v Speaker 4>through all your selfies and various lands like, ah, that's
<v Speaker 4>a good angle. Oh it looks like I've only got
<v Speaker 4>one chin in that one, or I've got my angles.
<v Speaker 5>Just right and titter profile has to be Apparently if
<v Speaker 5>you put a Simpson's reference in there, it goes a
<v Speaker 5>long way for getting people like our age.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what we heard from our pow, Jordan Mulman.
<v Speaker 4>Richie that right now he's married. Yeah oh yeah as
<v Speaker 4>a result, yeah, living in Finland. Got a horse, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>hung like one, but I didn't go that far. But
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<v Speaker 5>how Mog says, I'm getting the car seat and you think,
<v Speaker 5>oh no, no ah, he took it out to save
<v Speaker 5>on the save petrol, save gas as he calls it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>he's gonna put it in now because they're going to
<v Speaker 5>do the town.
<v Speaker 4>And oh it's nice.
<v Speaker 5>So he goes to Luigi's, who reveals here that he
<v Speaker 5>changed his name to Moe to save three hundred dollars
<v Speaker 5>on the sign of Mos. But then Luigi doesn't see
<v Speaker 5>her at first, thinks at the table for one face
<v Speaker 5>in the wall. He says, no, Oh, she's so beautiful,
<v Speaker 5>but so far away. It's like, that's awkward. But now
<v Speaker 5>the third base points and they're having a big, big
<v Speaker 5>smooth She says he's a good kisser. He says he
<v Speaker 5>practices his kissing by siphoning gas out of other cars.
<v Speaker 5>He never tasted super premium anywhere half as good as.
<v Speaker 4>Her is mostly kicking goals. I would I would say.
<v Speaker 5>I think, and I do like the fact that they
<v Speaker 5>have rekindled great thirteen seasons later, but they're now engaged.
<v Speaker 5>To me, I think Mo deserves happiness. This is exactly
<v Speaker 5>what he's proven that he can. But he's a romantic,
<v Speaker 5>nice guy.
<v Speaker 4>That is precisely what I wrote in my notes. I
<v Speaker 4>said Moe does deserve to be happy. Yep. Yeah, he's
<v Speaker 4>very curmudginally, but I think, you know, essentially he's got
<v Speaker 4>a good heart.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we've seen enough positives from Monou to know that well,
<v Speaker 5>first of all, him and my they work well together.
<v Speaker 5>I kind of really, I was kind of sad when
<v Speaker 5>it ended. I went, ah, would have been nice if
<v Speaker 5>they stayed together. Mo deserves it's a nice change for
<v Speaker 5>the character, a bit of happiness in his life.
<v Speaker 4>But as we said, it is a nice learning curve
<v Speaker 4>for learning curve theing. That's that's precisely the right way
<v Speaker 4>of saying it.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so Moe's now happy at the bar. So he's
<v Speaker 5>never felt like this before, Like his heart wants to
<v Speaker 5>do her and they all want to meet her. But
<v Speaker 5>then he has the vision of them pushing around in
<v Speaker 5>like the little trolley or whatever, and bucket, bucket, that's
<v Speaker 5>it's not bucket, that's what it is. Yeah, And he says,
<v Speaker 5>how would you treat someone who's dyna mine? But they're
<v Speaker 5>a little bit different, And they said, what do you mean?
<v Speaker 5>Like Homer, how he can't remember limericks and they mock
<v Speaker 5>him for it. He starts crying and was like, well,
<v Speaker 5>I'm not going to be doing this then, well, yes, exactly.
<v Speaker 4>Sem pretty cruel, I mean, especially when it's pretty hard
<v Speaker 4>to remember aabba dumbass. Yeah, that's the Limerick structure.
<v Speaker 5>Meanwhile, the babies are outside having a fighting ritual where
<v Speaker 5>they got the drums going, and Kearney's son's about to
<v Speaker 5>beat up Maggie. Is this where he comes in with
<v Speaker 5>the bottles or is that a I think it might
<v Speaker 5>be a different time, this one where he shits in
<v Speaker 5>his nappy? Did you see that bit? So he's coming
<v Speaker 5>in for the kill and he sort of pauses for
<v Speaker 5>a second and goes relieves. You're like, that's right, shit's
<v Speaker 5>his nappy. I'm like, I appreciate that. And then because
<v Speaker 5>that kid's got a shit, Oh.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, absolutely yeah. I was watching one of my trashy
<v Speaker 4>rally shows the other night, this one about a polyamorous
<v Speaker 4>family raising and now they've just had a baby. No
<v Speaker 4>one knows who the father is, not having kids myself
<v Speaker 4>and only sort of doing cursory baby city duties. This
<v Speaker 4>kid just went it just did a fart that just
<v Speaker 4>or it was taking a shit that just seemed to
<v Speaker 4>go forever, like a good ten second. It's like Donald
<v Speaker 4>Luck style, Holy moly, and then followed by imagine how
<v Speaker 4>to change that? I can only imagine. I only want
<v Speaker 4>to thee I will only ever imagine it. That's correct,
<v Speaker 4>i'ven't changed that many nappies in my life. I haven't
<v Speaker 4>you Okay, no, I did it. I did a few
<v Speaker 4>four uh my sister's kids, and I was like, it's
<v Speaker 4>always an issue. That's a lot of shit.
<v Speaker 5>It's always an issue. Until you get ship on your hand.
<v Speaker 5>Once you been, Once you had shit on your hand,
<v Speaker 5>You're like, oh, it's done. Okay, Yeah, it's not that bad.
<v Speaker 5>It's like getting COVID. It's like, okay, well I got
<v Speaker 5>it now. Yeah, seal has been broken. But Homer arrives,
<v Speaker 5>rescues Maggie once again, doesn't realize he's rescuing her. He's
<v Speaker 5>just but he does there. So just prior mo Moe's
<v Speaker 5>was full, I assumed it. I thought it was nighttime
<v Speaker 5>because everyone's there, Homer's crying, and then the next scene,
<v Speaker 5>Meggie's outside in daylight being I can see this.
<v Speaker 4>Episode must have really frustrated. No, no, no, I mean
<v Speaker 4>not in a bad way, but with all these sort
<v Speaker 4>of continuity errors and what's going on.
<v Speaker 5>And that's the thing. Watching the episode, I didn't think
<v Speaker 5>about it. Doing the review, going to run through, I'm like, what,
<v Speaker 5>it doesn't make sense, But like watching it, I didn't
<v Speaker 5>think about it.
<v Speaker 4>Sign of a good story.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so Homer is rescued it once again, as I said,
<v Speaker 5>and he says, should be back tomorrow. Don't worry, guys.
<v Speaker 5>So Maggie then she's not gonna eat. She's feeling scared.
<v Speaker 5>Bart plays the tune on the bong, goes the same
<v Speaker 5>way to try and soothe it and relax and try
<v Speaker 5>and eat her dinner. Marge us what's up with her?
<v Speaker 5>To Homer and he's like, I don't know. You've been
<v Speaker 5>spending so much time with it. No I haven't. Oh, yes,
<v Speaker 5>that's what you think I am. Then we see the
<v Speaker 5>ad for the prying I surveillance And the only thing
<v Speaker 5>better than us watching your children is you watching your children.
<v Speaker 5>We know that's not gonna happen. Have you ever been
<v Speaker 5>Uh there's a spider, baby monitors and nanny cams. We
<v Speaker 5>had the baby monitor because it's just it's essentially yeah,
<v Speaker 5>so you see what you kids doing when you're in bed.
<v Speaker 5>I've never had spy cams or anything like that. I mean,
<v Speaker 5>the ones I've got installed, I haven't gone to collect yet.
<v Speaker 5>But oh okay, so oh god. No baby cams, just
<v Speaker 5>you know, cams hidden showers and what not. Basically, so mate,
<v Speaker 5>Marge's hired or high. She's ordered this by Cam to
<v Speaker 5>put in Maggie's little what's it called the boat and
<v Speaker 5>her hair so she can spy on why Maggie is
<v Speaker 5>feeling so sad? What's going on with Maggie? Then Mo
<v Speaker 5>drops off my after another date. Looks at the tree.
<v Speaker 5>It's a bit small in there, right, And you didn't
<v Speaker 5>think I really think I lived in a tree?
<v Speaker 4>Right?
<v Speaker 5>A lot of people live in trees. Tarzan Benstein bears
<v Speaker 5>flood victims, like.
<v Speaker 4>A lot of stuff in this episode, Like, huh, HiT's
<v Speaker 4>different twenty five? Yeah it does.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so she I like this, right, She takes her
<v Speaker 5>shoes and socks off, and she gives me the remote
<v Speaker 5>for the TV. I'm like, that to me is a
<v Speaker 5>sign of, you know, welcome to my home. You've got
<v Speaker 5>the control of the television. Yeah, it's just it seems basic.
<v Speaker 5>But given the guy the remote, that's a that's cool.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like that, you know.
<v Speaker 5>She's you put something on TV, turns it on. Unfortunately
<v Speaker 5>it's Willie Wonka and the op Olympics. So he turns
<v Speaker 5>that off and she wonders, why haven't you ever introduced
<v Speaker 5>me to your friends, and so he suggests a double
<v Speaker 5>date with the Simpsons because they're the least judgmental, and
<v Speaker 5>then she just what do you think this bit where
<v Speaker 5>she pretends to be a doll?
<v Speaker 4>I thought it was funny, but so random. It was
<v Speaker 4>very random. It came out of nowhere. I think when
<v Speaker 4>I saw that, it felt like they were mocking that
<v Speaker 4>felt it felt like, you know, she's got a bit
<v Speaker 4>of self aware well, yes, it's actually yeah, a willingness
<v Speaker 4>to sort of look, yeah, this is the situation. We
<v Speaker 4>might as well have as much fun with it as
<v Speaker 4>we can, which is why a little later on, admittedly
<v Speaker 4>mo overdoes it when he starts, you know, reeling off
<v Speaker 4>the the little person gags or the size related gags.
<v Speaker 4>I'm not trying to victim blame or anything like that,
<v Speaker 4>but because mo isn't he is in the wrong, or
<v Speaker 4>he overdoes it at the very least. But I was
<v Speaker 4>kind of like, you open the door here, you know,
<v Speaker 4>you sort of said, well, okay.
<v Speaker 5>Well if he left it at the first joke though,
<v Speaker 5>because she says little little woman and he gets as
<v Speaker 5>long as he's like a small wedding and she laughs,
<v Speaker 5>and then he just keeps going and going. Yeah, that's true,
<v Speaker 5>but that's yea, as I said.
<v Speaker 4>That's just over overegging the pudding, because you know, I
<v Speaker 4>think once you I alluded to this before, when you
<v Speaker 4>when you're in a stage in a relationship, it's like,
<v Speaker 4>oh we can we can poke under each other, you know,
<v Speaker 4>one of always say it's like the first part is
<v Speaker 4>more important than the first kiss. You know, oh we're relaxed. Yeah, okay,
<v Speaker 4>And it's.
<v Speaker 5>Like, oh, you do do that thing best, just drop
<v Speaker 5>it on the first date and to see what happens.
<v Speaker 4>And then there's no second dy based on how I
<v Speaker 4>find Plus you're blacklisted from Tinder. Uh. Again, not to
<v Speaker 4>not to blame Myra, say that she's in the wrong
<v Speaker 4>and everything like that, but it's like, oh, you you
<v Speaker 4>sort of gave us some indications like no.
<v Speaker 5>This is not a no go area, but yeah, modus
<v Speaker 5>goes too deep, goes too deep into the But they
<v Speaker 5>arrive at the Simpsons house and Homer has a mechanical question.
<v Speaker 6>Perhaps this is inappropriate, but I have a mechanical question
<v Speaker 6>while the kids are out of the room that I
<v Speaker 6>can't help wondering about. In a nuclear power plant, just
<v Speaker 6>how is nuclear energy turned into electricity.
<v Speaker 4>If I remember my high school physics, the controlled nuclear
<v Speaker 4>reaction creates steam which powers a turbine.
<v Speaker 6>Man, old man slapper ring on that.
<v Speaker 5>I really liked Homer's, you know, put a slapper ring
<v Speaker 5>on that. Even Homer, you know, the the goofball. He's
<v Speaker 5>not robbed by her height.
<v Speaker 4>He recognizes the value, yeah, the value of.
<v Speaker 5>Her for who she is exactly. And Marge then takes
<v Speaker 5>out the DVD. I'm assuming, so, how the fuck does
<v Speaker 5>this work so that they they record it and then
<v Speaker 5>you got to send it away and they send you
<v Speaker 5>back a DVD of the footage.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think I think we're a little further along
<v Speaker 4>in the whole DVD technology thing at this stage.
<v Speaker 5>But look that doesn't make so you so records it
<v Speaker 5>to the camera, but then you're got to send that
<v Speaker 5>camera away and they send you back a DVD.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I guess the USB cables and all that kind
<v Speaker 4>of stuff went again. Okay, how much fucking timer transport? Anyway,
<v Speaker 4>last question.
<v Speaker 5>She's got a DVD of the footage apparently, and she's
<v Speaker 5>about to put it on, and Homer says, you's got
<v Speaker 5>to come and have dinner, So she leaves it on
<v Speaker 5>and she's going to have dinner. We see the babies.
<v Speaker 5>I think this is where we see the bottle. He's
<v Speaker 5>approaching Maggie with the bottle. I think that's here when
<v Speaker 5>out the carnival and Homer is drinking water at the
<v Speaker 5>clown gun thing and his.
<v Speaker 4>Head did his head expand? So did it? Yeah? It's
<v Speaker 4>I thought it was so stupid. So like he's drinking.
<v Speaker 5>Basically getting comparisons here of what Margin's relationship with Homer's
<v Speaker 5>like and what MOA's like with Maya. So he wins
<v Speaker 5>her the big toy and homest too busy fill in
<v Speaker 5>his mouth with the water because he's thirsty from the
<v Speaker 5>clown thing. But in the background, his head's expanding and
<v Speaker 5>getting bigger and bigger, And I was like, that's.
<v Speaker 4>Why do we need that? It's just stupidity. Also not
<v Speaker 4>right for this particular episode or even this particular phase
<v Speaker 4>of this.
<v Speaker 5>I don't like that aspect of Simpson's at all anyway,
<v Speaker 5>particularly do a lot with mister Burns. I've mentioned time
<v Speaker 5>and time again where they just unrealistic.
<v Speaker 4>Body body expectations. It's just stupid.
<v Speaker 5>So then they've got the photo booth seen as well
<v Speaker 5>so margin Homers. All their photos are sad because home's
<v Speaker 5>drunk and then the cops arrive and whatnot. But Maya
<v Speaker 5>and most are really.
<v Speaker 4>Sweet and doing the pulling faces, the goofy face. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>So Moe then asked Maya to marry him, and he says,
<v Speaker 5>nothing's made more sense to me than this in my life,
<v Speaker 5>except for keeping all the Netflix DVDs and telling the
<v Speaker 5>post office that have lost them. And I thought, what
<v Speaker 5>a time old Netflix shout out, yeah Netflix, before it
<v Speaker 5>was Netflix, Netflix and Jelli Yeah, I still remember when
<v Speaker 5>Netflix came around and all the video stores were saying
<v Speaker 5>that'll never last. And it got to the point where
<v Speaker 5>you started seeing video easy booths around supermarket stuff.
<v Speaker 4>I remember seeing that going, oh the times they are changing,
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah.
<v Speaker 5>And I just the appeal of going to a booth
<v Speaker 5>and getting a DVD out and returning to the booth
<v Speaker 5>just never.
<v Speaker 4>It just never appealed to me.
<v Speaker 5>No, I liked going and choosing. I don't want to
<v Speaker 5>touch it. Just it sucked the fun out of it
<v Speaker 5>for me. I liked going to visit the video store
<v Speaker 5>well yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Because you know, you're looking at the front cover and
<v Speaker 4>then you're looking at the back cup getting a little
<v Speaker 4>more information.
<v Speaker 5>You probably see that on the screen as well. But
<v Speaker 5>it wasn't going to save me though, just I wanted
<v Speaker 5>to go see Chris at the video store and talk
<v Speaker 5>about wrestling with him, and you know, you just hang
<v Speaker 5>out for a bit of a browse. Yeah, that was
<v Speaker 5>the part of the It was the walking around browsing
<v Speaker 5>for me. Yeah, it was just as much.
<v Speaker 4>Fun, if not more so, than getting the actual movie
<v Speaker 4>and taking home to watch Supermarket for Nerds. Are you
<v Speaker 4>asking me to be your little woman?
<v Speaker 1>Well, as long as you don't mind having a small
<v Speaker 1>wedding and we could drink champagne out of an acorn top,
<v Speaker 1>our first dance will be on the head of a pin.
<v Speaker 4>There.
<v Speaker 1>I've been hugging all the good ones. I know you go,
<v Speaker 1>but hey, keep it short.
<v Speaker 5>Well, what's mattered though?
<v Speaker 4>We were just having fun. I stopped having fun about
<v Speaker 4>ten jokes ago, and you just kept going.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll forgive me kidding. I mean cat,
<v Speaker 1>I mean tiger, I mean save it to a tiger.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I think you should go now. Okay, I
<v Speaker 1>screwed this up pretty bad, and I'm sorry. How long
<v Speaker 1>do people remember things get out.
<v Speaker 5>I've been hugging all the good ones. You go, but
<v Speaker 5>keep it short. It's like, I laughed. These were funny because,
<v Speaker 5>as he says, she opened the door. But you're canna
<v Speaker 5>understand it got to the point where it felt like
<v Speaker 5>he's blizzling. Yeah, yeah, from her perspective anyway, So she
<v Speaker 5>tells him to leave. He apologizes and then says, how
<v Speaker 5>long do you people remember things? And I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 5>mo oh, I must admit, here's what I wrote.
<v Speaker 4>My overreacted a little.
<v Speaker 5>That can be our thing. Sort of oh no, oh, mo.
<v Speaker 4>That could be your thing.
<v Speaker 5>But Moa is now sad in the bar and he
<v Speaker 5>wants advice from Lenny and Karl, and they said, you've
<v Speaker 5>got to make a grand, reckless gesture that could blop
<v Speaker 5>in your face. And he says, but what about it?
<v Speaker 5>What if it blows in my face? What doesn't matter
<v Speaker 5>because look at your face? And it cuts to him
<v Speaker 5>wanting doctor Hibbitt to make him a micro mo and
<v Speaker 5>he says, no license physician would do this. I believe
<v Speaker 5>this is the first appearance of Doctor Nixon's the movie
<v Speaker 5>in a while, because he gets killed off in the movie.
<v Speaker 5>Said a beloved character is going to be killed off,
<v Speaker 5>and he says bye, everybody was when the glass hits
<v Speaker 5>him and he dies. He's returned once again, doctor Nick
<v Speaker 5>with the same gag. We've had this exact same gag
<v Speaker 5>when Marge was getting the breast implants, remember, but they
<v Speaker 5>accidentally give Krusty the breast iplants.
<v Speaker 4>Remember.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so it's just the same thing, except this time
<v Speaker 5>mister Lago has been made shorter rather than getting his
<v Speaker 5>transition instead of transition. Yes, so then Mae is looking
<v Speaker 5>in the mirror and you think you come up for it.
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, he's actually had it done. You know,
<v Speaker 5>his legs look gone. But no, why would you do this?
<v Speaker 5>I haven't had anything done yet. Stands like, oh okay,
<v Speaker 5>a nice little gag. They're a little bait and switch.
<v Speaker 5>She says, if you have to be like her, you're
<v Speaker 5>not seeing the real her. She just wants someone who
<v Speaker 5>sees her for her beauty, not as short. So she
<v Speaker 5>says that's over and she leaves, and yeah.
<v Speaker 4>You feel bad for him, you do, absolutely? Yeah, look
<v Speaker 4>I understand you get you get both their sides, or
<v Speaker 4>you understand both their positions.
<v Speaker 5>I think definitely away. Yeah, Margin finally watches the DVD
<v Speaker 5>and I'll go here. Why is it a different day?
<v Speaker 5>Like it should have been the same scene as the
<v Speaker 5>previous DVDs. Can't whatever, so Homa tries to. In the video,
<v Speaker 5>Hama tries to save Maggie from the kids, but Kenniey's
<v Speaker 5>son starts beating him up, and then Maggie beats Kennie's
<v Speaker 5>son up.
<v Speaker 4>Oh do you saved me?
<v Speaker 2>I promise that wherever you go in this world, I
<v Speaker 2>will always be there for you. Oh Maggie, I love
<v Speaker 2>you from the tip of your toast to the bow
<v Speaker 2>on your hair with the red blinking late God bless
<v Speaker 2>your mother for making you with me.
<v Speaker 4>What'd you watch in honey, Homer Simpson, you are a
<v Speaker 4>strong finisher.
<v Speaker 6>I'm good at beginnings.
<v Speaker 5>This feels like, though very late teen seasons of The Simpsons,
<v Speaker 5>where home is just he wasn't a jerking this, but
<v Speaker 5>he's more just careless, careless, And then he just says
<v Speaker 5>they have him say one nice thing at the end
<v Speaker 5>of mar was like, oh, you're so great, Homer.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I must have been that kind of reeks of
<v Speaker 4>that whole cliche about you know, dad say their babysitting
<v Speaker 4>their kids. Yeah, that kind of thing.
<v Speaker 5>I do think that they are almost acknowledging that she says,
<v Speaker 5>you're a strong finisher. It's like, that's usually how it ends,
<v Speaker 5>like he finishes strong and that's all that.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's a really good way of putting It's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>we acknowledge that we'll let him misbehave for seventy eight
<v Speaker 4>percent of the episode, throwing a throw a little bone
<v Speaker 4>at the last minute, and like, oh, wow, he's actually
<v Speaker 4>good after all. Felt it felt very look, it did
<v Speaker 4>the trick, I guess, but it also the way it
<v Speaker 4>was written felt very insincere. Yeah, insincere. It also just
<v Speaker 4>felt like what was the point of that story?
<v Speaker 5>Really, Like, you know what it was? You never saw
<v Speaker 5>Maggie and Homer really bond. I know, he says these
<v Speaker 5>nice things to it, but it's from her perspective though.
<v Speaker 5>You never really see Maggie and Homer no happy together.
<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean. It was just no, it's
<v Speaker 4>essentially just Homer hanging out of the bar and at
<v Speaker 4>the end of at the end of his session there,
<v Speaker 4>he'll go pick her up from that thing. I mean,
<v Speaker 4>it's they didn't spend any time to get's there. That's
<v Speaker 4>not daddy daughter time. That's just like daddy time with
<v Speaker 4>daughter adjacent.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, anyway, but Moa is sad at the bar, and
<v Speaker 5>Homer says, here, you know you're on the sidelines, and
<v Speaker 5>now you're back in the game. Someone loved you, which
<v Speaker 5>means someone can love you once again. And later on
<v Speaker 5>he's cleaning the bar and he looks over and he
<v Speaker 5>sees the photo of her, and he says, who'd have
<v Speaker 5>thought such a little one could make me feel so big?
<v Speaker 5>Which is a veryful way to end the episode. As
<v Speaker 5>we said, if you finished the if you finished strong, yes,
<v Speaker 5>like Homer, Yeah, it usually leaves you thinking this episode
<v Speaker 5>was a lot better than what it was. I actually
<v Speaker 5>thought this was a pretty good episode based on that.
<v Speaker 5>The way they ended it made you feel it was
<v Speaker 5>even better.
<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, yeah, they stuck the landing.
<v Speaker 5>They did stick the landing indeed. Yeah, so another enjoyable episode,
<v Speaker 5>this one. I was worried going in, but as you said,
<v Speaker 5>they they portrayed the little woman aspect very positively and
<v Speaker 5>handled it very carefully.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Look, a little bit of reversing here. The b
<v Speaker 4>plot doesn't really work. I don't think, I don't, But okay,
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't really work. But at the same time, it's
<v Speaker 4>not really. It's not so bad that you're like, oh,
<v Speaker 4>it capsizes the whole episode. I just don't think there's
<v Speaker 4>a lot of substance to it. It feels, as I said, yes,
<v Speaker 4>but the defensive, the whole, the whole a plot I
<v Speaker 4>think works very very well. And yeah, especially because it
<v Speaker 4>just reminds you that mover all his flaws and faults,
<v Speaker 4>has a genuine good heart, even if his mind and
<v Speaker 4>his mouth don't know is coalied with his heart. So yeah,
<v Speaker 4>who among us? Who among us? Exactly right? What do
<v Speaker 4>we learn? What do you learn from this episode? Mister Davis?
<v Speaker 4>I learned the rhyme scheme for Limericks. Yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 4>I think I already knew it. I think anyone who
<v Speaker 4>basically understands words would understand it. But I very much
<v Speaker 4>like that Lenny was saying, it's aabb a dumb ass.
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to forget that anytime soon. So thank
<v Speaker 4>you Simpsons, Thank you Lenny.
<v Speaker 1>Umm.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I feel like I learned something today.
<v Speaker 5>I learn that dwarf tossing is not a thing you
<v Speaker 5>should be doing in twenty twenty five, let alone two
<v Speaker 5>thousand and nine.
<v Speaker 4>Andever this ad that's the little person they may want
<v Speaker 4>to be.
<v Speaker 5>They maybe caught little person tossing.
<v Speaker 4>Then I don't have the same ring. Yeah, it's like
<v Speaker 4>Snow White and the Magical Creatures, whatever the fuck it was.
<v Speaker 4>What did they change it to? Is magical creatures or
<v Speaker 4>in the snow film came and went very grief. We
<v Speaker 4>would know the answer of this if anyone wants it.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. In cases like this, I just you know,
<v Speaker 4>I defaulted the Gimli way of thinking. Nobody tosses a dwarf. Notice,
<v Speaker 4>because you've never seen Lord of the Rings, I have.
<v Speaker 4>I have watched them all now, of course I have.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Oh that's right, have you Yeah, I've bought the
<v Speaker 5>four K set and I finally sat down and watched
<v Speaker 5>the third one, fucking going for a long time with
<v Speaker 5>a very long Not bad, those films, not bad, they
<v Speaker 5>did all right.
<v Speaker 4>Bad. Let's get us a new name, shall we.
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<v Speaker 4>Forward Names will be all right.
<v Speaker 5>The current leader board for the Guy Davis New Name
<v Speaker 5>Championship stands at this In first position, we have yeahed Hornby.
<v Speaker 5>In second position we have Phil Hawkins on seventeen points,
<v Speaker 5>and in third position we have Brian Hughes Husy on
<v Speaker 5>twelve points.
<v Speaker 4>Take it away, okay, then one point? Those two love
<v Speaker 4>me bartender? Not bad, not bad at all.
<v Speaker 5>Elvis is big in this house at the moment because
<v Speaker 5>the kids just watched Lelo and Stitch. Oh yes, so
<v Speaker 5>they're all about the Elvis. They're listening to Elvis in
<v Speaker 5>the car. They really like the Hunker Honker.
<v Speaker 4>What a tune? Right love to be said about Elvis.
<v Speaker 4>I was worried for a while. I mean, being the
<v Speaker 4>old man that I am, It's like, oh, Elves will
<v Speaker 4>never die. Yeah, well, I mean Elvis is dead of course,
<v Speaker 4>or is he two pack says otherwise, but did you
<v Speaker 4>hear that from the Tory's b ij But you know,
<v Speaker 4>you get the feelings like, oh, look, everything sort of
<v Speaker 4>passes into eternity. Eventually, you know the legend is going
<v Speaker 4>to fade. But it's good to hear that. New generations
<v Speaker 4>are like, you know, who's not bad as Azelle? Was
<v Speaker 4>Presley I thing guys, yeah, you know, you know who's
<v Speaker 4>not bad as the Beetle? But yeah, you'reros of a
<v Speaker 4>mind like, oh the stuff that I grew up with,
<v Speaker 4>all the stuff that like Star Wars. It's like a
<v Speaker 4>future generation is gonna go, who's this? Obi wan? You're
<v Speaker 4>talking about? What you know?
<v Speaker 5>Or even when we say it's the Simpsons reference, he
<v Speaker 5>Simpsons quotes Now anyone under the age of twenty, they
<v Speaker 5>didn't watch this shit, They didn't watch that.
<v Speaker 4>I didn't grow up on the Simpsons. Mate, Well, we're
<v Speaker 4>keeping the flame burning. We are indeed love me. Bartender
<v Speaker 4>is gets one point.
<v Speaker 5>So clever It's Clever Kyle, weaving him up to ten
<v Speaker 5>points in fourth position, while on Clever.
<v Speaker 4>Kyle, well done, Clever Kyle, two points goes to how
<v Speaker 4>mo can you go?
<v Speaker 5>That is all Phil j oh No, he's not Philip
<v Speaker 5>j yet. He's still Phil Hawk and he's on nineteen
<v Speaker 5>points at the as. We haven't got thirty three points yet,
<v Speaker 5>but as it currently stands, he's on nineteen, one point
<v Speaker 5>behind Jared. Okay, but who's gonna get the three?
<v Speaker 4>Well? I wonder if Jared gave us this three pointer
<v Speaker 4>swish heartbreak motell or what's a good name?
<v Speaker 5>It's pretty good, but it's Brian hughesy my Hughes, which
<v Speaker 5>means he's now fifteen points. He's only five points behind
<v Speaker 5>Jared and four points behind Phil Hawkins.
<v Speaker 4>He's clot us. He could win this. We got us
<v Speaker 4>a race, baby.
<v Speaker 5>I feel like it's down to three. It's down to
<v Speaker 5>three cats now, Brian Hughes, Phil Hawkins and Jared Hornby.
<v Speaker 4>Indeed, anyone can win it.
<v Speaker 5>Jared lifted game You've got I think that's the first
<v Speaker 5>time in ages he hasn't had any points.
<v Speaker 4>Jared Bad lurk for Jerry.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so Phil Bad formed by Jared, Phil, Jared and
<v Speaker 5>Brian keep up the good work, and everyone else as well.
<v Speaker 4>Keep oh yeah, keep look, keep punching, keep bringing in
<v Speaker 4>the name.
<v Speaker 5>Because if you get your name into the onto the
<v Speaker 5>leaderboard in any way you go into the wild card
<v Speaker 5>draw that we hadro at the end of the season
<v Speaker 5>as well.
<v Speaker 4>Shall I peel back the curtain a little bit with
<v Speaker 4>the young gave us New Name Channel because there was
<v Speaker 4>one other name that I really enjoy and that I
<v Speaker 4>wanted to throw in there. Now you know, it was
<v Speaker 4>Brian mc hughes. It bears repeating that the Guy Davs
<v Speaker 4>New Name Challenge is done blind. Yeah, sight impaired.
<v Speaker 5>Because guy sends it through to me, he goes, this
<v Speaker 5>is one point. I go, oh, this person's already also
<v Speaker 5>won three, which means you got to cut off the
<v Speaker 5>one point win and give it to somebody else, because.
<v Speaker 4>I was initially going to give one point to Big
<v Speaker 4>Trouble with Little Maya. Yeah, it was pretty funny, kind
<v Speaker 4>of liked it. Tribute the Big Trouble and Little Play.
<v Speaker 4>It's word play great, So.
<v Speaker 5>Won two punch by Hughesy Hughes indeed, all right. So
<v Speaker 5>that is our review of any Teeny Maya mo. Next
<v Speaker 5>week we're going to be doing the classic episode as
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<v Speaker 5>for the poll this month was Summer, so I picked
<v Speaker 5>this one of course, Summer holidays and the episode that
<v Speaker 5>has your favorite screenshet of all time? How could you
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<v Speaker 4>Into wow, you really are, We're really are peeling back
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<v Speaker 4>They wait a minute, can we just do something real
<v Speaker 4>quick before we close out. Just did the iconic Eye
<v Speaker 4>on Springfield theme. Who composed that? But our pal ourf
<v Speaker 4>clause and the late great Olf clause and so a
<v Speaker 4>shout out pulling out to the man Danny Elfman, as
<v Speaker 4>course is the composer of the Simpsons theme, which is iconic.
<v Speaker 4>But our kind of tied it all together man with
<v Speaker 4>his music. He was a he was an absolute legend.
<v Speaker 4>Not just did music for the Simpsons. He did music
<v Speaker 4>for my beloved Moonlighting. He did the music for Alf,
<v Speaker 4>the show Alf fly enough, so yeah, let's recognize. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>so for you have clause.
<v Speaker 5>Obviously, as he said, Dan did the theme, but Alf
<v Speaker 5>took that theme and made so many great like transitions
<v Speaker 5>and variations. Absolutely, yeah, yeah, but it's such a shame
<v Speaker 5>that he was fired. Yeah, it was that that five
<v Speaker 5>six years ago just does make sense.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that bad break and that bad blood between Alf
<v Speaker 4>and Yeah, the power broke is the Simpsons h Q.
<v Speaker 4>It's a it's a it's a bummer, it's a bit's
<v Speaker 4>a puts a bit of a taint on things. But well,
<v Speaker 4>hey we'll always have the music.
<v Speaker 5>We will, indeed, Yes, So that next week we're going
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