Living Forever

The DORK Side

Would you want to live forever? I know there was a time when I did. I was young of course and living off of my grandparents.

I’m sure that even when I left home, I wanted to live forever for a bit. Youth is stupid like that. It’s easy to get caught up in the notion of living forever, when you have a great body, decent looks, likely to have your health.

Ask me today if I want to live to be 120 and I need to bring in my lawyers. I have lots of small print I need added. For example, only if I can reset my biological clock to 40 and keep it there.

Next, no chronic illnesses, e.g. arthritis, etc.

Then, I can’t be worrying about money, so I have to be RICH!

I’m sure I will think of a few more things, so as you can see I’m not messing around!

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2025-07-01 37 min

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