Revisiting WCW Nitro 2000 Viagra On A Pole Match, Sting Burned In Coffin, Booker T’s Fighting Spirit As World Champion

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the podcast, episode number two hundred and seventy two.
<v Speaker 2>Good back again to the two hundred and seventy two
<v Speaker 2>week in a row, consecutive undefeated, undemuted champion of the world.
<v Speaker 1>Who is doing it like these three fucking idiots?
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say it would be Vince Russo and the
<v Speaker 2>Boys for WCW Monday Nights your July thirty first, two thousand.
<v Speaker 2>We are going back to y two k.
<v Speaker 1>We haven't watched the WCW episode in a couple months now,
<v Speaker 1>actually oddly enough, so we're back in the two thousand era.
<v Speaker 1>And of course this legendary episode. Is this the episode
<v Speaker 1>with the infamous viagra on a poll match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, before we get into that is time for the
<v Speaker 2>Deadlock updates. Watch this on the Patreon ted Dbasi versus
<v Speaker 2>Jim Dugan Steele k Loser leaves town for thirty days,
<v Speaker 2>coal Miner's Glove on a pole.
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<v Speaker 1>glove man. It's a sweet match. That's the foal tier
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<v Speaker 2>Go check that shot out Retro Sinc. A new one
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<v Speaker 1>We did a review of this in the past, and
<v Speaker 1>it's a legendary episode. We don't do many episodes that
<v Speaker 1>are not like there's no wrestling on it. We've done
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<v Speaker 1>give us one New Year's resolution. It's pretty fucking early
<v Speaker 1>for that, but I guess we can. Yeah, it is early, well,
<v Speaker 1>kind of start here for something here. Resolution is my
<v Speaker 1>same resolution every year. I would like to lose the
<v Speaker 1>fucking weight. That's a that's a year's resolution, not a
<v Speaker 1>New Year's.
<v Speaker 2>That's like starting class. Just have it every year.
<v Speaker 1>I just start with that and try to work from there. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>what about you got anything?
<v Speaker 3>Probably just do you know, make more resolutions, like more
<v Speaker 3>than you did the year before. I'm working on it,
<v Speaker 3>you know, sounds good because I can't think of anything.
<v Speaker 1>What about you, James, anything you want to do for
<v Speaker 1>the new year? Any any aspirations for twenty twenty five.
<v Speaker 2>I guess my resolution is to have to relearn the
<v Speaker 2>same discipline I had in my mid twenties, because that
<v Speaker 2>kind of that kind of goes to everything in my life,
<v Speaker 2>not just the health righted things that I would like
<v Speaker 2>to do, but just the simpler things that I like
<v Speaker 2>to do. Like sometimes I feel like my discipline's fallen
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<v Speaker 2>the end of the week that I said I was
<v Speaker 2>going to do at the beginning of the week. It's like,
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<v Speaker 2>the discipline I had in my mid twenties to just
<v Speaker 2>get shit done. Just get it done. Like, what are
<v Speaker 2>you doing? Get it done?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's fucking a pretty good goal, James, I
<v Speaker 1>actually am. I'm totally with that because I feel like
<v Speaker 1>i've things have been a lot harder for me to
<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe in a resolution for me would be, uh,
<v Speaker 1>try to fucking enjoy my time more than worrying about
<v Speaker 1>a lot of shit, because I've more so in the
<v Speaker 1>past maybe a year or two than ever. I've definitely
<v Speaker 1>started to I don't realize how much I don't appreciate
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<v Speaker 1>and then I get sad about that. So like trying
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<v Speaker 1>like if we're at a show, or like I'm just
<v Speaker 1>fucking chilling with you guys over a weekend or something
<v Speaker 1>like that. Like trying to not think about, like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>a week ahead of that so I can kind of
<v Speaker 1>enjoy more of the moment is something I'd like to
<v Speaker 1>get better at next year.
<v Speaker 2>So that's such a dude thing. Like I know, like
<v Speaker 2>like kind of probably relate to that heavy because like
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<v Speaker 2>got to be able to do it. And like, I
<v Speaker 2>think it's important to let it down sometimes and you
<v Speaker 2>not have to worry about it so much. So I think, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's very important too. I think especially when you're in
<v Speaker 2>your twenties. I felt like I was unstoppable my twenties.
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<v Speaker 2>or do twice as hard to be able to do that.
<v Speaker 1>Still yeah, and is other than the age.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say, it's not even that far
<v Speaker 2>of a difference, Like it's it's weird. Like when you're young,
<v Speaker 2>five years is like nothing, but then like five years
<v Speaker 2>when you get to like your thirties or like your
<v Speaker 2>upper twenties. Like the years starting yeah, right, like like
<v Speaker 2>twenty to twenty five feels like the same fucking years,
<v Speaker 2>Like you will not even realize that they passed by,
<v Speaker 2>they're just years. But then like twenty five to thirty,
<v Speaker 2>it's like it's nothing, and then all of a sudden,
<v Speaker 2>it is thirty and you're like, whoa, what the fuck
<v Speaker 2>just happened? Right yeah, And it's like it's weird too,
<v Speaker 2>because like you're mentally battling like I'm getting older. At
<v Speaker 2>the same time, you're still pretty fucking young, Like you know,
<v Speaker 2>you haven't even hit like a wall of anything yet,
<v Speaker 2>especially in today's day and age. Fuck man, like thirty
<v Speaker 2>is twenty, Like you can do whatever you want, you
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy, that's such like an old person thing to say
<v Speaker 1>now to I.
<v Speaker 2>Know, no, but like these are the things you'll live
<v Speaker 2>through eventually.
<v Speaker 1>I know.
<v Speaker 2>All this shit sounds like especially for people that are younger.
<v Speaker 2>I know a lot of you guys are younger, and
<v Speaker 2>it's like this sounds so dumb and like the.
<v Speaker 1>Reson yeah right, Like it didn't resonate with us when
<v Speaker 1>we were growing up, you know, because like I was
<v Speaker 1>thinking about the other day like ship. My dad would
<v Speaker 1>tell me, like, you know, like fucking enjoy it while
<v Speaker 1>you're young, and I was like, oh fuck, I'm enjoy
<v Speaker 1>it whenever the fuck I.
<v Speaker 2>Want what I was barrel in years, I didn't give
<v Speaker 2>a fuck. I was like, yeah, I enjoy it all
<v Speaker 2>the time.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Like, I'm gonna enjoy this forever. What the fuck
<v Speaker 1>is gonna change? Until it changes? And it's like, oh man,
<v Speaker 1>and I could have enjoyed it more. Yeah for sure.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that's those are some good resolutions there, Stay young,
<v Speaker 1>Stay weird. User name faux punked off the poo tang
<v Speaker 1>by With the pw I top five hundred out there
<v Speaker 1>are many guys that are part of DPW in the
<v Speaker 1>top two hundred. How does it feel for you guys
<v Speaker 1>to consistently have good wrestlers and in turn a good promotion, Well,
<v Speaker 1>thank you very much. I think the p w I
<v Speaker 1>should recognize our title as a goddamn World's championship, and
<v Speaker 1>I think Galvin Dagman should have been higher up on
<v Speaker 1>the list. That's my I agree.
<v Speaker 2>I mean yeah, I mean, just look at the fucking sheet,
<v Speaker 2>for god's sakes. I mean, who had a better year
<v Speaker 2>on the Indies than Tank, but not many.
<v Speaker 1>He was a monster, yea, our biggest run ever. I
<v Speaker 1>mean like he was fucking NonStop, fucking sweet match is just.
<v Speaker 2>Killing across the United States and overseas.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah man, Canada, Yeah yeah, I mean like, yeah, great one,
<v Speaker 1>but yes it is. I will say jokes aside, being
<v Speaker 1>mentioned in anything like that is awesome. Being mentioned at
<v Speaker 1>all actually makes us very happy. I think that's fucking
<v Speaker 1>cool because this is still like we're just about to
<v Speaker 1>hit our third anniversary. It still feels like we haven't
<v Speaker 1>even scratched the surface. Like how far we've come in
<v Speaker 1>this three years is uh. I think we'll look back
<v Speaker 1>and be like, wow, we were fucking doing some cool shit.
<v Speaker 1>So the people that right now that see what is
<v Speaker 1>going on, I think it is pretty cool. And to
<v Speaker 1>get to get some DAPs here and there is always
<v Speaker 1>nice user name road Warrior, Hawk, Tune, Year, Hide and Ride.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus got Tony as a trusted spokesperson for Hymns. I
<v Speaker 1>need to know if it'll work on my dick, the
<v Speaker 1>cog Johnson. My girl likes the bush and I'm ready
<v Speaker 1>to welcome her to the junk.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you could dry it out Yeah, go for it.
<v Speaker 3>I don't endorse that there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, can he use hymns on his pubes? Is what
<v Speaker 1>he was getting?
<v Speaker 2>A bird question? I believe.
<v Speaker 3>We got to get like you gotta go, you know,
<v Speaker 3>you got to get a proof for it. So you
<v Speaker 3>got to go through like an exam, you know, and
<v Speaker 3>tell me.
<v Speaker 2>You got to tell the doctor you're going to put
<v Speaker 2>this on your pubes and see what he sounds.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you go through a whole thing. It's having trouble
<v Speaker 3>growing pubes.
<v Speaker 2>And then they'll tell you what to do because.
<v Speaker 1>Like we can't.
<v Speaker 2>We can't tell you what to do medically that Dodtor Pepper.
<v Speaker 3>Can doctor Richard, Yeah, Richard sand what you would tell
<v Speaker 3>you to put it on your balls?
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 3>You know, because they have to do like a like
<v Speaker 3>like with him, you have to do like a full exam,
<v Speaker 3>like a was it consultation before you you know, they
<v Speaker 3>prescribe it to you. So same thing. My pubes are
<v Speaker 3>not growing, and then they'll say, well here's what you do,
<v Speaker 3>water them twice daily.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Put this ship.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that fucking got me real good.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>All right, last question here from Johnny bring back Who's
<v Speaker 1>gimmick or Toby the featsa guy gets it? Asks? No,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, uh, if you should choose the next
<v Speaker 1>horror franchise to get a standalone game similar to Killer
<v Speaker 1>Clowns from Outer Space? Who and why? Why? I don't
<v Speaker 1>even know?
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter, like they're all gonna die. Yeah, here's
<v Speaker 2>the thing. I play all the horrors that come out,
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?
<v Speaker 1>No matter what?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm playing. You know. It's as simple as that.
<v Speaker 2>Am I I'm like, am I like looking forward to one?
<v Speaker 2>Or like whatever? I'll play it? You know what I mean?
<v Speaker 2>Am I looking forward to? Is another question? I guess
<v Speaker 2>if I had to pick a series, that would be
<v Speaker 2>cool to have an ASM four I mean, Terrified would
<v Speaker 2>be cool. I think, you know, having Art the clown
<v Speaker 2>be like unstoppable and like having him do the most
<v Speaker 2>creative kills that you can do, and like the people
<v Speaker 2>have to work together to do something to him, to
<v Speaker 2>get the sword to kill him or do something.
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. There's a lot there that you can
<v Speaker 2>mess around with. And it's a fresh giant It's a
<v Speaker 2>I don want to say genre, but it's a fresh
<v Speaker 2>series I p and you can do something that's like
<v Speaker 2>current and there's at least guaranteed two more movies to
<v Speaker 2>come out, so like, you can probably get this game
<v Speaker 2>done at least by the time the fifth one comes out.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>There's something there. There's money there.
<v Speaker 3>You got all the Christmas skins Broe Halloween Christmas.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, does support that game for three months
<v Speaker 2>and then abandon it?
<v Speaker 1>Bit go oncause we love the game.
<v Speaker 2>Scream Yeah, like that's like among us, it'd be cool.
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I feel like I've seen like a hundred,
<v Speaker 2>like among us, like type games recently. Fucking Lethal Company,
<v Speaker 2>Fucking what's the other one? Damn the one with the
<v Speaker 2>microphones that you go in and do whatever?
<v Speaker 1>Para fucking I don't know, normal activity. I forgot what
<v Speaker 1>it's called.
<v Speaker 2>You know. Uh, there's there's the one that's like the office, right,
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I haven't seen that yet.
<v Speaker 1>So like a Scream one like that, like a you know,
<v Speaker 1>there's a who Done it kind of thing?
<v Speaker 2>There's definitely, Yeah, there's definite an audience for it.
<v Speaker 1>How is there has there not been a Scream game ever?
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I don't know. Maybe one of like the old
<v Speaker 2>school ship like maybe something one.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's a ton of mods of ship too.
<v Speaker 2>Hard games like don't have a great history of games.
<v Speaker 1>Which is brutal because that's like our favorite.
<v Speaker 2>I know, yeah, right, like get together many day, like
<v Speaker 2>can't be the only one that works, I know.
<v Speaker 1>And like you play that game. I'm not playing that
<v Speaker 1>ship man, I'm not that game. Sorry, I'm not playing.
<v Speaker 2>Stock Syndrome.
<v Speaker 1>Play that game, but that is differently, and I think
<v Speaker 1>to asking questions everybody. Now it's time to talk about
<v Speaker 1>some w c W.
<v Speaker 2>All right, now it is time to get into WCW
<v Speaker 2>Monday Night tr July thirty first, two thousand, two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>I mean the year that everybody regards is ww's best year,
<v Speaker 1>right fellas one of the best.
<v Speaker 3>Looking back, it is the best. Oh oh wow, yeah
<v Speaker 3>it is, I mean looking back, you know in hindsight,
<v Speaker 3>In hindsight's twenty.
<v Speaker 1>Oh it is twenty twenty.
<v Speaker 2>It's tween, you know, I don't know that is back
<v Speaker 2>in the saddle here.
<v Speaker 1>I believe that's correct.
<v Speaker 2>And he's got some business to do.
<v Speaker 1>Well. He's cooking up crazy here, James. And he's not
<v Speaker 1>the only one to help with his hands on the script.
<v Speaker 1>Here or at least on some of the matches. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>let's find out what was going on with not only
<v Speaker 1>ww what other wrestling promotions at the time with The
<v Speaker 1>Observer newsletter from The Observer July thirty first, two thousand,
<v Speaker 1>Jim Cornett has warrants out for his arrest on charges
<v Speaker 1>of aggravated assault and disorderly conduct stemming from an incident
<v Speaker 1>on this is not the Wendy's one.
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was as well, but it was getting
<v Speaker 3>so excited to hear the news about that.
<v Speaker 1>This is July twenty first in Knoxville. Cornett has had
<v Speaker 1>a long standing hatred for it. Terry Landell, a Knoxville
<v Speaker 1>promoter based on warring over that area in the days
<v Speaker 1>of Smoking Mountain Wrestling and recently mixed a worked promotion
<v Speaker 1>versus promotion feud to angle. Landell had agreed to do
<v Speaker 1>with k Town Showdown promoter Ron Fuller because Cornett was
<v Speaker 1>able to supply Fuller with WWF developmental talent, which ended
<v Speaker 1>up having the best matches on most of his Friday
<v Speaker 1>night shows. The incident apparently started when Cornett, who was
<v Speaker 1>in Town's scheduled to work for Fuller, found out that
<v Speaker 1>Landell was running a free show down the street in competition.
<v Speaker 1>It's his territory. Tony Cornett drove to Landell's show. Exactly
<v Speaker 1>what happened at this point is in question, although there
<v Speaker 1>are many witnesses. That's just him looking on for his buddy,
<v Speaker 1>Jim Cornett. It sounds like one report said Cornette was
<v Speaker 1>in his car yelling at Landell, who was standing there
<v Speaker 1>with security guard and the guy who runs the merchandise table,
<v Speaker 1>and Landell sprayed pepper spray at Cornett's From all accounts,
<v Speaker 1>Cornette then went for a baseball bat while the other
<v Speaker 1>two men struggled with him. During the fight, Cornett apparently
<v Speaker 1>hit one of the men several times with a bat.
<v Speaker 1>While this was going on, Cornett's girlfriend, Stacy was chasing Landell,
<v Speaker 1>who was apparently running away and trying to Sprayer with
<v Speaker 1>pepper spray. When she got back in the car, with
<v Speaker 1>both starting to feel the effects of the pepper spray,
<v Speaker 1>Cornett allegedly ran him over, who was then treated on
<v Speaker 1>the scene and sped off by the way allegedly. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>and this is how promoters handleshit back then, I mean
<v Speaker 1>like there's no Twitter. There's no Twitter in running down
<v Speaker 1>in India on goddamn social media after the show, and
<v Speaker 1>you run the motherfucker.
<v Speaker 3>Over baseball bats and cars. That's how you deal with problems.
<v Speaker 1>That's how shit got settled back then, man, And that's
<v Speaker 1>why this business is how it is right now. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like I mean, I'm not gonna do it. I'm a pussy.
<v Speaker 1>I'll I'm staying on Twitter. I'm not driving ship. In
<v Speaker 1>w CW News, Meltzer writes, who would have ever thought
<v Speaker 1>that Mitsuhara Masawa causing the All Japan split might have
<v Speaker 1>ended up being the saving grace for WCW. James. You'll
<v Speaker 1>enjoy this because it led to Johnny Ace retiring from
<v Speaker 1>the ring and laying out all the w CW matches
<v Speaker 1>all Japan style. Now, please keep that in mind for
<v Speaker 1>this show, that Johnny is booking the finishes and putting
<v Speaker 1>together the matches.
<v Speaker 2>There's no way this one. There's no way it's this one.
<v Speaker 2>It has to be future ones post this one.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I will have something for you in the more
<v Speaker 1>ww News. Steiner once again, This is Scott Steiner shocking
<v Speaker 1>once again for his outburst on Terry Taylor was suspended
<v Speaker 1>for exactly two TV shows and with Pay. His suspension
<v Speaker 1>after the Flare interview was also with Pay. And people
<v Speaker 1>wonder why WW has so many problems, Smeltzer writes, supposely
<v Speaker 1>Steiner has been warned that one more problem and he's gone,
<v Speaker 1>which is awesome, But with the pushy's getting in the
<v Speaker 1>fact that almost every entertainment company is going to have
<v Speaker 1>a different set of rules for stars, Meltzer says, I
<v Speaker 1>don't buy that for one second. So Steiner uh, continuing
<v Speaker 1>to I mean, he's the best part of the show.
<v Speaker 2>Close to the sun, but he's.
<v Speaker 1>The best part of the show. Man we've talked about.
<v Speaker 2>This would say it's the best part of wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Many would say this. Many redheads, glasses, gray shirt Shane
<v Speaker 1>shit Ude reports are with Hogan and Bischoff gone, they
<v Speaker 1>are not here at this time. The morale is the
<v Speaker 1>best it's been in years since the young wrestlers finally
<v Speaker 1>see them getting a fair break. Although there is a
<v Speaker 1>lot of worrying about Haul and Nash back together with
<v Speaker 1>a savvy pudding a stop to that. As in regards
<v Speaker 1>to Hogan and Bischoff, the question now becomes who is
<v Speaker 1>working who and how universally it's agreed the work rate
<v Speaker 1>and product have improved with Hogan gone, and if they
<v Speaker 1>bring Hogan and Bischoff back, morale will plummet even more again.
<v Speaker 1>A lot of praise here for the inn ring of
<v Speaker 1>WCW at this.
<v Speaker 3>Time, dude, big work rate company can't be this week.
<v Speaker 1>It's well, this is for you, James. There's a lot
<v Speaker 1>of heat with Brian Adams. I know you funk with
<v Speaker 1>Chronic crazy. And a guy that there's a lot of
<v Speaker 1>heat with Brian Adams with is none other than the
<v Speaker 1>Observer's very favorite Conan.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he.
<v Speaker 1>Legit. He with Brian Adams were going to the comments
<v Speaker 1>by Conan on Thunder during the Chronic match with FA's
<v Speaker 1>saying that Chronic was stuck in the eighties on TV.
<v Speaker 1>I guess Filthy Animals is fas I don't know animals.
<v Speaker 1>Brian Adams was so hot about this after talking with
<v Speaker 1>found only in Friends that he wanted to fight Conan
<v Speaker 1>and the two had a confrontation on the seven to
<v Speaker 1>twenty four Nitro before Conan talked Adams out of being
<v Speaker 1>so hot, So thankfully Conan the voice of reason, as
<v Speaker 1>written here by the Observat news Letter. Of course everyone
<v Speaker 1>he started it and then fucking said, thank God, turn
<v Speaker 1>that one around. From The Observer, August fourteenth, two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Here WW News. The turmoil regarding the future of WW continues,
<v Speaker 1>with what apparently is a shake up, leaving Brad Siegel
<v Speaker 1>backing Vince Russo in complete control of the company. At
<v Speaker 1>the same time, the losses continue to escalate, with July's
<v Speaker 1>losses estimated at seven million dollars just in July, the
<v Speaker 1>most by far of any month in the history of
<v Speaker 1>the company, now on track to lose close to eighty
<v Speaker 1>million over the course of this year. The main story
<v Speaker 1>is going around seemed to involve the prospective merger of
<v Speaker 1>AOL and Time Warner and getting the company's losses under control.
<v Speaker 1>Rumors are flying everywhere that the company's looking to dump
<v Speaker 1>most of its high priced talent, although at press time,
<v Speaker 1>nobody with the exception of Roddy Piper, whose situation is
<v Speaker 1>up in the air due to legal reasons, has even
<v Speaker 1>been approached about either a buyout or being let go.
<v Speaker 1>The only changes that BEAT can be confirmed are approximately
<v Speaker 1>seventeen undercard wrestlers, mostly in the one hundred and fifty
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars or below salary range, including disorderly conduct, which
<v Speaker 1>I think is a tag team. And yes, Horace Hogan
<v Speaker 1>have been let go. What the fuck Horace Hogan's fucking
<v Speaker 1>gone well, Holkster's not there to protect him.
<v Speaker 2>So WCW releases Horace Hogan. Then he goes to the
<v Speaker 2>WWF and becomes Stone called Steve Auston, and then they
<v Speaker 2>put him out of business.
<v Speaker 1>Like what a dumb mistake in Bishop's not even here
<v Speaker 1>and he's fucking lost again around dude, Bischoff.
<v Speaker 2>Keeps releasing Stone called Steve Austin, like you know, one
<v Speaker 2>time all right.
<v Speaker 1>Two toys presidential term.
<v Speaker 2>He keeps releasing a Stone call.
<v Speaker 1>Right Wow. I mean that's just how the business goes.
<v Speaker 1>I guess man, WW if they would have stuck around,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like there's a we could.
<v Speaker 2>Have had another Stone called Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 1>ECW had one James that Shirley would have went to
<v Speaker 1>WCW and then got released.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you were Stone Gold and you work
<v Speaker 2>in Atlanta, you're getting released, then you're becoming a god.
<v Speaker 2>You will go to the next territory of dominate.
<v Speaker 1>That's just how the scene worked. That's why wrestling was
<v Speaker 1>different than two thousand head people of cars pushed on
<v Speaker 1>gold always put.
<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about Hogan leaving. So the money saving
<v Speaker 3>thing Hogan's contract. They still had to pay Hogan right
<v Speaker 3>like he didn't. They didn't like, yeah, Saban wasn't a
<v Speaker 3>part of that.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan was getting paid no matter what.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So there was like, well maybe they saved money, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>but they didn't.
<v Speaker 2>They're losing eighty million dollars a year, correct. I mean
<v Speaker 2>there is only one contract in that in entire company
<v Speaker 2>that could equate to any dentt in that book. Brother,
<v Speaker 2>Like you know, nobody else in my money.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, all you words about your money, brother, what the fuck? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? We just like go to Stone called
<v Speaker 2>Steve Austin. Dude, you want to talk about a old Coogan, brother,
<v Speaker 2>whyn't you talk about Stone Cold?
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 2>Number one stone Cold? You released number one stone Cold?
<v Speaker 2>You got number two stone Cold, you release that. That's
<v Speaker 2>my brother.
<v Speaker 1>But no, for real though, you know, I really want
<v Speaker 1>to fix his brother budget. I think you should release
<v Speaker 1>a Hogan.
<v Speaker 2>What I'm thinking, brother, because you released Mark Jin drag Dude,
<v Speaker 2>get that guy the fuck out of here. One hundred
<v Speaker 2>andy thousand dollars if you give me. That's one thing.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan and Triple Ever agreed on Dragon.
<v Speaker 2>The worst people you know can't do an agreement. So like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean okay, so a high contract is one thing, right,
<v Speaker 2>But like Hogan's rest of his contract was like the
<v Speaker 2>Kicker unbelievable. Yeah, he would get like x percent of
<v Speaker 2>the gate. He would get paper merchandise, you would get money. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Get this guy out here, he's.
<v Speaker 1>Not even here, you know what I mean.
<v Speaker 2>Get this guy the funk out of here. Get this
<v Speaker 2>Jabbroni out of here. Just tell him to kill you.
<v Speaker 2>Just d n t oh we got hooking, and then
<v Speaker 2>bring out Stonekle, Steve Auston.
<v Speaker 1>James. You got a good point. If w W doesn't
<v Speaker 1>figure it out, they might die. No, they might die
<v Speaker 1>in less than a year.
<v Speaker 2>Is Dale torbourd gonna go If he's not here.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna go to the goddamn racehrek fuck uh. True
<v Speaker 1>play A, by the way, sent a threatening legal letter
<v Speaker 1>to E M l L claiming This is Awesome, claiming
<v Speaker 1>they owned the rights to the cage match gimmick in
<v Speaker 1>mex and asked EML for fifty thousand dollars for leasing
<v Speaker 1>rights for the pay per view show over the weekend.
<v Speaker 2>Did they get it?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I didn't see it in the follow up. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>that's fucking awesome. Yeah. Probably in ww more news here,
<v Speaker 1>Russo and Goldberg had a meeting on August second with
<v Speaker 1>Brad Siegel. The gist of the meeting, as we're told,
<v Speaker 1>is that Russo told Goldberg that Nash would be winning
<v Speaker 1>the three way to get a shot at Booker t
<v Speaker 1>at the September pay per view by Penning Steiner, but
<v Speaker 1>Steiner would then pin Goldberg on the Buffalo Show. Goldberg refused,
<v Speaker 1>and his position in the company long term is considered
<v Speaker 1>tenuous at this point, with the rumors flying everywhere that
<v Speaker 1>they're trying to get rid of him. At this point,
<v Speaker 1>he has three years left on his contract and there
<v Speaker 1>have been no talks, either formally or informally as it
<v Speaker 1>pertains to Goldberg or anyone else, regarding buying them out
<v Speaker 1>of the contract. Not that this wouldn't be tried at
<v Speaker 1>some point. Those close to Goldberg say he has no
<v Speaker 1>problem putting people over, but wants to know what the
<v Speaker 1>long term plans for the company are and where it's going,
<v Speaker 1>and wants to do angles and have continue continuity and
<v Speaker 1>makes sense. For his part. Goldberg was back at Nightro
<v Speaker 1>this weekend, was said to be very quiet backstage.
<v Speaker 2>That's uh, what are the long term plans? We we
<v Speaker 2>got a year?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, like you're getting you're losing a chronic. You're
<v Speaker 1>losing a.
<v Speaker 2>Chronic dude, anytime any Yeah, I don't want to do this. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>here's what we'll do. You'll go out there and then Chronic.
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell Chronic run in and beat this ship out
<v Speaker 2>of you. How about that?
<v Speaker 1>And they'll put you through the ring and set you
<v Speaker 1>on fire, and Chronic spit on you.
<v Speaker 2>Send Chronic.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, every company needs a Chronic. I've convinced myself.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean, what a load of ship? Why
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is Brad Seagull?
<v Speaker 1>Like?
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine being like a TV exec and like
<v Speaker 2>the company is coming to you and they're like, oh man,
<v Speaker 2>so this guy doesn't want to do what we want
<v Speaker 2>to do. I'd be like, clear click, like get this
<v Speaker 2>company the funk off the airway. It's like, I don't
<v Speaker 2>give a play fucking Dexter's lab on during this time.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know those Raymond's coming on.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you guys any more Seinfeld.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Larry David Cook some ship. Goldberg doesn't want to
<v Speaker 1>lose Guilders, buddy man, just.
<v Speaker 2>Put something else here, you know, Like Jesus, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Aren't you supposed to be stone cold with the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Did you just fire stone cold?
<v Speaker 1>Here's what you were looking for, James. Uh. Small tidbit here,
<v Speaker 1>Meltzer writes, even though the finishes look anything but Japanese, like,
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Ace is handling all the finishes.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I can't imagine like he's probably pitching ship and
<v Speaker 2>the like.
<v Speaker 3>Alright, I don't want to do that, says no.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I need to take a tiger's soup legs to
<v Speaker 2>the floor from the fucking from the walk away. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I think.
<v Speaker 2>Instead, what we're gonna do is have Chronic go out
<v Speaker 2>shoots Isle and beat the funk out of Goldbert, all right.
<v Speaker 1>And he's gonna get rolled off a couple more things here.
<v Speaker 1>There ended up being a good deal heat Kevin Nash
<v Speaker 1>for the manner in which he handled the Lance Storm
<v Speaker 1>thing on his Nitro run in on July thirty first,
<v Speaker 1>which we will talk about.
<v Speaker 2>So okay, I wrote much about that segment.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, good, good, good, last thing here This is also
<v Speaker 1>pertaining to that segment, James. The original idea for the
<v Speaker 1>Hardcore title instead of the Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title, was
<v Speaker 1>for it to be called the Stu Hart International Title.
<v Speaker 1>Brett Hart was called an asked if they could use
<v Speaker 1>his father's name on TV without being told what the
<v Speaker 1>purpose was. He said, sure, if it isn't done in
<v Speaker 1>a derogatory manner. They didn't even bother asking at that
<v Speaker 1>at that point and decided against doing that. Mean I
<v Speaker 1>wish they would.
<v Speaker 2>I just to see what happened. I love I love
<v Speaker 2>Lance Storm like I think me too, I have like
<v Speaker 2>I love that players is cool like I like Lance Storm.
<v Speaker 2>The w FROs a janitor based dancing Yeah right, he
<v Speaker 2>worked at New York. Yeah, Sleepy shays you know I'm
<v Speaker 2>alco with that. I will say not his fault either
<v Speaker 2>not his fault or obviously his nice fall.
<v Speaker 1>Sure right.
<v Speaker 2>They devalued almost every title in the company when they
<v Speaker 2>gave it to him.
<v Speaker 1>They made everyone look fucking stupid, like a joke. Not
<v Speaker 1>his fault, like, not his fault. He was just doing
<v Speaker 1>what he was told to do. Yeah, and he made
<v Speaker 1>the best of what He's going to say. No, don't
<v Speaker 1>give me all the titles, right, but like, holy.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck dude, Like yeah, this segment was like a complete
<v Speaker 2>burial of three titles that happens.
<v Speaker 1>Immediately back to back weeks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Well we'll talk about it because it's time to talk
<v Speaker 1>about ww Monday Night Tro July thirty first, two thousand.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let us now get into Monday nightro July
<v Speaker 2>thirty first, two thousand. Rest in peace, Gordon Solely nineteen
<v Speaker 2>twenty nine to two thousand. We get a little tin
<v Speaker 2>bell salute here before we get to the arena.
<v Speaker 1>It was just a picture of them and they do
<v Speaker 1>the ten bell and one of the bells. Definitely like
<v Speaker 1>they fucked up. They had They must have had like
<v Speaker 1>a guy that showed up to the building didn't know
<v Speaker 1>how to ring a bell doing the bell. I mean
<v Speaker 1>it just time sometimes and every time, sorry sometimes is
<v Speaker 1>every time.
<v Speaker 2>If you are an indie wrestler, you are listening to
<v Speaker 2>this right now. Please look, you are a contracted wrestler,
<v Speaker 2>any wrestler period.
<v Speaker 1>If you want anything to do in wrestling at all,
<v Speaker 1>and you will have aspirations to train, are in training.
<v Speaker 1>I want to commentate, be a ref any role in
<v Speaker 1>wrestling at all. There is something vital that is not
<v Speaker 1>being taught to you, and you need to listen.
<v Speaker 2>If your brain tells you I know how to ring
<v Speaker 2>a bell, no, you don't know. You don't you know
<v Speaker 2>what you know? What you need to do is go
<v Speaker 2>and ask somebody how do I ring the bell for
<v Speaker 2>a match? And like that is a legitimate thing that
<v Speaker 2>you need to practice. I'm not saying you to do
<v Speaker 2>it every day, but there should be a conscious effort
<v Speaker 2>for you to know how to ring the fucking bell.
<v Speaker 1>And you have no clue how valuable you will be
<v Speaker 1>at a show, because more times than not, there probably
<v Speaker 1>is a show that you'll be at that needs somebody
<v Speaker 1>to ring the bell, and you will be the one
<v Speaker 1>that will not only be able to say yes, but
<v Speaker 1>be able to say yes and do it right and
<v Speaker 1>not have three promoters hate you at the.
<v Speaker 2>End of the night because they didn't have to hate you.
<v Speaker 2>Now you said yes, I didn't know how to ring
<v Speaker 2>the bell when you were asked.
<v Speaker 1>The preceding announcement was by Richards, thank.
<v Speaker 2>You, thank you. We get a called open here. Booker
<v Speaker 2>t has exemplified what a hero should be in and
<v Speaker 2>out of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>I love this video.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean there is like a conscious effort here
<v Speaker 2>to make Booker T the number one baby face all night.
<v Speaker 1>He's the hero, legit, he's the hero.
<v Speaker 3>In like that's what they say. They literally say he's
<v Speaker 3>a hero. They're like, this is the baby face of
<v Speaker 3>the company.
<v Speaker 1>And they everyone's out to get him.
<v Speaker 2>Though.
<v Speaker 1>I did think it was funny though that they do
<v Speaker 1>the ww logo intro, which looks very familiar. It's cool
<v Speaker 1>and the first thing you see is an elevator to
<v Speaker 1>our opening. It's just Booker T. It startled the shit
<v Speaker 1>out of the Booker T, the w CI World champ
<v Speaker 1>with gold around his waist. He has held the promise
<v Speaker 1>to his fans and he's a fighting champion. And then
<v Speaker 1>they do like night vision goggles staring at Booker like
<v Speaker 1>he's getting attagged in the dark. Booker T cots beat
<v Speaker 1>the odds time after time, but and a lesser champion
<v Speaker 1>would give up and give him to the pain. Unfortunately,
<v Speaker 1>he might not be one hundred percent, and Jarrett unleashed
<v Speaker 1>a brutal assault on Booker, attacking his injured knee. And
<v Speaker 1>how long can Booker T's body hold out? That's like
<v Speaker 1>the ultimate babyface angle is a fighting champion.
<v Speaker 3>Such a simple story and it works here in WW
<v Speaker 3>because everybody was a cool, badass heel in the country,
<v Speaker 3>Like that's every book.
<v Speaker 1>He was just a good dude, that good guy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, yeah, you're right with it.
<v Speaker 2>Don't hate the player.
<v Speaker 1>Slapp not your mama or something.
<v Speaker 2>Is just going nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah he's crazy.
<v Speaker 2>So Booker T and his wife have arrived to the
<v Speaker 2>venue and he is visibly hurt.
<v Speaker 1>He is hurt. Also he is, uh, listen, I don't
<v Speaker 1>smoke what what couldn't have been a blunt?
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't see what he had?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, something I didn't I was hoping.
<v Speaker 3>He also just like parks his car wherever he fucking
<v Speaker 3>feels like it.
<v Speaker 1>Don't mean the world champion, dude, you can do the want.
<v Speaker 3>You've got a valet to park it or anything like,
<v Speaker 3>you don't.
<v Speaker 1>Hate to play. Yeah, his wife drove him. His wife,
<v Speaker 1>not Charmel because she's as the artist this. Yeah, that
<v Speaker 1>is a blossoming relationship, I guess, or like yeah, because
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is a shoot wife or not.
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if this is good or bad for.
<v Speaker 2>The babyface hero champion needed a wife, so Jeff Jerk
<v Speaker 2>can hit her with a guitar.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Bookert's wife is not happy that he's here
<v Speaker 1>and says, shit, he shouldn't be doing this. Ninety's Injurny.
<v Speaker 1>She's begging for him to to not do this. But
<v Speaker 1>Booker T the Fighting Champion, says, I'm all right and
<v Speaker 1>he walks into the building.
<v Speaker 2>So we get a very very short logo intro for
<v Speaker 2>Nightro instead of like a full video.
<v Speaker 1>That was kind of cool. I don't know if I've
<v Speaker 1>seen that.
<v Speaker 2>I yeah, I think part of wrestling identity is like
<v Speaker 2>the intro. So it's like a little like it's right
<v Speaker 2>because like I I don't know, like I've talked to
<v Speaker 2>you before about it, but like stages and intros are
<v Speaker 2>like how I dictate an air of asture.
<v Speaker 4>You know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess maybe if they did this every week,
<v Speaker 2>I guess, sure, then that's the air.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they didn't have enough time on this episode, James, Dude, Holy.
<v Speaker 2>There just wasn't enough time, That's what I was thinking.
<v Speaker 2>So we start off with the Booker T town Hall.
<v Speaker 2>I will tell you this though, it sounded like they
<v Speaker 2>were running a crowd track behind this nuts.
<v Speaker 1>You're telling me that through the entirety of the World
<v Speaker 1>Champion booker t talking, the crowd wasn't yelling at the
<v Speaker 1>top of their lungs and clapping the whole time.
<v Speaker 3>I mean while they're sitting down on their hands.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they weren't just fucking not making attention and cheering.
<v Speaker 1>The clapping the whole time is telling me.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, this sounded insane. This was like, this is like
<v Speaker 2>not a hair dryer, this is like a shit cheering track. Yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's like, It's.
<v Speaker 1>Like, how like so they would do this?
<v Speaker 2>They're going Nutsi's like, yeah, so I'm hurt.
<v Speaker 1>On the fucking music release albums Like That's how why
<v Speaker 1>people thought like Goldberg's Ship like it was fake chance
<v Speaker 1>and all because they released like the album and Goldberg's
<v Speaker 1>song came along with like people cheering and channing and ship,
<v Speaker 1>so they thought that was just the track they used
<v Speaker 1>every week.
<v Speaker 3>I always hated the Wolffact song where they had Wolf
<v Speaker 3>and then it's a crowd in the background. I was
<v Speaker 3>so pissed as a kid.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, get you. But yeah, no, I mean unbelievable
<v Speaker 1>crowd track, not hair dryer, no blend or anything, just
<v Speaker 1>he continues, it.
<v Speaker 3>Continues all night long, too, I think, because I won't
<v Speaker 3>turn off the Jared sucks. But it's not they're like
<v Speaker 3>nobody's saying it. I think as well.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what's awesome is that the fucking Blue Man
<v Speaker 1>Group is here and they're raising the goddamn roof.
<v Speaker 3>That was awesome. There's also, says Booker T on Dynamite
<v Speaker 3>on T n T. So I don't know if those
<v Speaker 3>guys like a.
<v Speaker 1>Something dude that's Tony. Later in the night, he's chanting beat.
<v Speaker 2>Up you and he's dressed of his gold disk.
<v Speaker 3>Oh also, U Booker's here and a five hundred dollars
<v Speaker 3>T shirt as well.
<v Speaker 1>The five hundred dollars of course the unlocked.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm already tell that guy by the way, that
<v Speaker 2>Booker T would never be on Dynamite it. Yeah, he
<v Speaker 2>is like so locked into w.
<v Speaker 1>W I d out crazy. Yeah, you're right. And Booker's
<v Speaker 1>wife is in the front row. Did not come out
<v Speaker 1>with him. She had to pay for a decade.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, put her in the front row and let Joe
<v Speaker 2>Jared know where she's out.
<v Speaker 1>Find her now. Booker says, a lot of guys didn't
<v Speaker 1>come up to the plate and maybe the guy next
<v Speaker 1>to them had their lips wrapped around the bosses ass
<v Speaker 1>so tight that they were scared.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, fuck you, Jeff Jared.
<v Speaker 1>Wrapping the lips around the ass. That's right full in
<v Speaker 1>the Booker says the booty man. Booker says, these guys
<v Speaker 1>may never get a shot in w CW, but I
<v Speaker 1>got the chance, and Nebrass can no longer not listen
<v Speaker 1>to the voices of the people. The people want a
<v Speaker 1>Booker T and Sting last week by and they voted
<v Speaker 1>for it on Sting and uh they voted for on
<v Speaker 1>ww dot com. They voted for that, and we were
<v Speaker 1>so rudely interrupted by Beial Goldberg. And that won't happen tonight.
<v Speaker 1>The people will get.
<v Speaker 2>Refuses to just do anything we asked him to do.
<v Speaker 1>Booker says, I asked you this. Do the people want
<v Speaker 1>to see the number one player Booker T defend the
<v Speaker 1>world title against the man they call Sting, And I
<v Speaker 1>say this, the fans have spoken. They will get that
<v Speaker 1>title shot tonight, Sting, lock and load, because tonight, in
<v Speaker 1>front of all these people, we're gonna go to war.
<v Speaker 1>Now can you dig that? But what is that?
<v Speaker 2>What does his doctor say about his knee. His knee
<v Speaker 2>is not okay, don't give a fuck a.
<v Speaker 1>Judge Jose In one, Jared comes out just so wet,
<v Speaker 1>just unbelievably with perspiration. I guess so he's just dressed out.
<v Speaker 1>And Jared says, hold on there, slapatory, What does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>Slatory or as you would say, let me drop the
<v Speaker 1>bomb on your mom. Dude. I love that.
<v Speaker 3>That's the greatest sketch.
<v Speaker 1>That's not what I said, a bitch, and Scott often says,
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he would say that. Jared says, there
<v Speaker 1>won't be a tunnle match night between you, issh thing.
<v Speaker 1>This is between me and you. You took the belt
<v Speaker 1>from me and a new Blood horizon. I'm putting backward
<v Speaker 1>belongs around the Chosen One's waist, and Booker says Jarrett,
<v Speaker 1>it's plain simple. You want to dance, you gotta pay
<v Speaker 1>the band. I mean, this is the coolest guy ever, mad,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this guy's sick.
<v Speaker 2>Save the drama.
<v Speaker 1>That's just saying dude. He says that. It cuts to
<v Speaker 1>Jarrett and Jarrett mouths fuck you. It says we ain't
<v Speaker 1>got to wait, we can do it right now. Ship
<v Speaker 1>So Booker gets out of the ring. He starts brawl
<v Speaker 1>with Jarrett in the isisleway. There's a guy in the
<v Speaker 1>front row with an ICP jersey. At shadow boxing and
<v Speaker 1>throughout the entire night, he has signs made for every
<v Speaker 1>wrestler that's associated with the ICP.
<v Speaker 2>Is that you dressed ul Hogan?
<v Speaker 1>He's Hogan and the ICP. Yes, he had like a
<v Speaker 1>rude boy sign. He had a vampiros twisted sign as
<v Speaker 1>it all.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, yeah, Vampiro looked twisted tonight. I'll tell you that.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Vampiro is off of the ship. Yeah wow. Yeah, Well,
<v Speaker 1>Jarrett brains Booker with a chair. He stomps him out
<v Speaker 1>the ICP. Hogan guy's loving this ship. This is I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if Jared was just doing this at the
<v Speaker 1>time and I just forgot. Jarrett raps Booker's legs around
<v Speaker 1>the bottom rope and puts them in the figure flour.
<v Speaker 1>So that's sick as fun.
<v Speaker 3>That was awesome. That's setting up for later, is what
<v Speaker 3>they're doing here.
<v Speaker 1>That is like his thing now, the figure four like
<v Speaker 1>in the ropes in the row.
<v Speaker 2>He did that last week on thunder Ah. That's what
<v Speaker 2>he originally did. The book or something that's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a good one because those are regular ropes.
<v Speaker 3>Those are steel cables with dog This is the this
<v Speaker 3>is the point where they were Jared sucks. But like
<v Speaker 3>you know, it's out of like a WrestleMania arena. People
<v Speaker 3>chanting Jarrett sucks were.
<v Speaker 2>Coming to these shows five hundred thousand and.
<v Speaker 3>Only for hacks, all right, I mean, I mean, I'll
<v Speaker 3>only come or aubust road Killer if he shows up.
<v Speaker 1>N that one hasn't aired.
<v Speaker 2>We can't kill versus Undertaker and w w F WrestleMania
<v Speaker 2>in Atlanta, Georgia.
<v Speaker 1>So Jared has Booker in this fucking figure four in
<v Speaker 1>the bottom rope. I'm like, wow, this is sick that
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden the lights flicker and the thunder
<v Speaker 1>could be heard. Oh my, here comes for the save.
<v Speaker 1>It's stinging a.
<v Speaker 2>It's Rob Banks.
<v Speaker 1>Said, what the fuck am I looking at here?
<v Speaker 2>Man?
<v Speaker 3>Dude coming here?
<v Speaker 1>Like is that that shoe?
<v Speaker 4>That is?
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 3>I had flashbacks, I was telling James's had flashbacks of
<v Speaker 3>bread Your Roads and a come.
<v Speaker 2>It ally from Cold be dude.
<v Speaker 1>Ye stinging A sisty comes out makes the same attacks
<v Speaker 1>Jared Stinger splash and he off the shisty alli fucking sticks.
<v Speaker 2>Shisty sting with no other like covering up of anything attire.
<v Speaker 2>It's started like a trench code or anything.
<v Speaker 1>He does.
<v Speaker 2>I just full sting up. Why, glady, Oh yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I'm working it all gear A good.
<v Speaker 1>Question, question, asshole? You off to get so. Sting gets
<v Speaker 1>chaired out of the ring and stings. The first thing
<v Speaker 1>thing says is vampio, no fucking every time I watched
<v Speaker 1>this show, I want to say the mind games for later.
<v Speaker 2>Booker T. Come here, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>If you still full up through it, feel up to
<v Speaker 1>it by the end of the night. Consider it show dumb.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, that's a good way.
<v Speaker 2>And I've hurt my knee. Hurt my knee, do not care?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, fuck you champ. Jared is now on another
<v Speaker 1>mic outside the ring, and he says, hey, Sting, you
<v Speaker 1>want to show, you got a show. I'm gonna give
<v Speaker 1>you both, two boys boats a show. We'll call it
<v Speaker 1>slapnuts Theater. Here's your show. He turns around grabs Booker
<v Speaker 1>T's wife. I don't know why he didn't just hit
<v Speaker 1>her in the head. Here.
<v Speaker 3>I guess you want to take a car out.
<v Speaker 2>To the head.
<v Speaker 1>I think, holy ship, man, everybody's got rules. This was
<v Speaker 1>really supposed to take it in.
<v Speaker 2>Did you bring in someone to be Book's wife and
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't want to do something? I quit?
<v Speaker 1>I quit? I quit, like.
<v Speaker 3>Due, I think it's his real wife. Actually, so you
<v Speaker 3>know at the time wife really yeah, they got divorced
<v Speaker 3>in two thousand and one. So ended she was like,
<v Speaker 3>I'm out of here.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, sure well, Jared pulls her over the guardrail, and
<v Speaker 1>as she's flipping over the guardrail, I mean this is
<v Speaker 1>perfect timing. QT event here fucking he smashes her with
<v Speaker 1>the guitar in the back and then runs away. He
<v Speaker 1>runs briskly up the ramp, and it turns the Booker
<v Speaker 1>who's out who's watching this? And Booker says, what.
<v Speaker 3>Was my reaction?
<v Speaker 2>This is mine was oh my but his knee, but
<v Speaker 2>his knee?
<v Speaker 1>We do not care well, Shisty Sting wants a shot
<v Speaker 1>at the title.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah so baby basket and took it off, babyface. Sisty
<v Speaker 2>Sting is like gonna face very hurt. Booker t who
<v Speaker 2>just watched his wife get fucking hit in the back
<v Speaker 2>of the guitar. So we're still doing this like we
<v Speaker 2>got like people want it. I said it show time already.
<v Speaker 2>We can't like take that does not give a fuck?
<v Speaker 3>He said, yeah, they got that title from here?
<v Speaker 2>What did they check on his wife? And Sting goes down.
<v Speaker 2>He turns around and he's just like really like just
<v Speaker 2>like like, are we fucking not gonna get a paramedic
<v Speaker 2>or anything out there? Like yeah, all right, cool. So
<v Speaker 2>we go to a commentary shot of our team tonight,
<v Speaker 2>which is Scott Hudson, Tony Shavanni, and Mark Madden, and
<v Speaker 2>they go over what just happened.
<v Speaker 1>They they visually recap it, and then they also commentary
<v Speaker 1>recap it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then we get into buff bagwell versus Big Veto.
<v Speaker 1>They do show Uh did I think they showed the
<v Speaker 1>ambulance right well? Booker T and Sting right yeah? Yeah yeah,
<v Speaker 1>So they backstage, Booker T and Sting are at the
<v Speaker 1>ambulance with obviously his wife who's on a stretcher now,
<v Speaker 1>and Sting tells Booker to go do his thing, and
<v Speaker 1>Booker says, no, I gotta get him, and Sing says,
<v Speaker 1>you go your wife, and I'm gonna go get Jarrett
<v Speaker 1>in the ring to night you know me, Booker, I
<v Speaker 1>got him, and Sting leaves and Booker's all fucking frustrating.
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm gonna go, and then we go to
<v Speaker 1>commentary and then we go to uh, Buff Bagwell versus
<v Speaker 1>Big Veto.
<v Speaker 2>And Sting said, book just make sure you make it
<v Speaker 2>back in time for our match, because that's you signed it.
<v Speaker 2>Buff Bagwell versus Big Viteau. Last week on Thunder, Canyon
<v Speaker 2>faced Buff Bagwell in a match where Judy Bagwell got
<v Speaker 2>involved with the hell happened here, I.
<v Speaker 1>Think it was. Canyon was just in the ring and
<v Speaker 1>he had Buff Bagwell's mom and he was threatening to
<v Speaker 1>hit her with the Canyon Cutter unless Buff agreed to
<v Speaker 1>have a match with him where his mom would be
<v Speaker 1>on the line, and Buff agreed, and then Kanyon hit
<v Speaker 1>Buff's mom with the Canyon shot and keep that. So
<v Speaker 1>this is like an ongoing thing where Buff is like
<v Speaker 1>upset about this. Obviously he doesn't want his mom getting
<v Speaker 1>fucked with. Obviously doesn't want to get a hit with
<v Speaker 1>a goddamn canyon cutter. So like you would think that
<v Speaker 1>he would come out here with Pisson vinegar for any
<v Speaker 1>situation because he's upset. Well, Buff Bagwell comes out here
<v Speaker 1>and does just the most ridiculous entrance I've.
<v Speaker 2>Ever seen in my fucking line.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he does the whole thing. The hand with theatrics,
<v Speaker 2>turns off the fire, legs going nuts.
<v Speaker 1>He's the biggest smile you could imagine on his face.
<v Speaker 1>He's like super tempt And I said, hey, he's already
<v Speaker 1>fucking nuance here. Are you mad at anything?
<v Speaker 2>Because his mom is fine.
<v Speaker 1>She's out here too, She's out here with the neck brace.
<v Speaker 1>She comes out after the pirro. She should have came
<v Speaker 1>through the pirate Goldberg style because.
<v Speaker 2>Of his mom's Like at the top of the ramp,
<v Speaker 2>turns Ara and he controls the fire.
<v Speaker 1>He didn't see her canyon put her there. Buff not
<v Speaker 1>quick on the drump.
<v Speaker 3>Blow like Jeff Party.
<v Speaker 2>That went No. He closed his mom up like SmackDown
<v Speaker 2>stars like ragged dolls through.
<v Speaker 3>The air, ragged that's awesome. Off the stuff he does
<v Speaker 3>that ragged.
<v Speaker 2>Dows hits the ramp or whatever, and then he turns
<v Speaker 2>back around.
<v Speaker 1>He does he talks the he talks the camera.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that was weird. I am simply irresistible.
<v Speaker 3>Mark the black whole time. Oh ship, I forgot my head.
<v Speaker 2>He runs back, So who who Who's the one that
<v Speaker 2>suggested the Bagwell mom on the pole match? Was it
<v Speaker 2>or was it Canyon? Because I can't it sounded like
<v Speaker 2>Bob suggested at first, k fabe it was Canyon. Cany
<v Speaker 2>wanted it.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, Canyon wants to have her as a manager
<v Speaker 3>like GDPs came.
<v Speaker 2>He wants to win her in this match, right, okay? Yes,
<v Speaker 2>all right? Well she comes out and Mark Madden says,
<v Speaker 2>why does she keep coming out here? Just stay home?
<v Speaker 2>Great fucking point. This guy's making.
<v Speaker 3>Tremendously and then the worst guy you know just made
<v Speaker 3>a good.
<v Speaker 1>Just stay that's your fucking problem.
<v Speaker 2>Judy Bagwell is on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>Now, Tony Schiavanni asks her. He says, Judy Bagwell in
<v Speaker 1>a match, I guess Kenyon is calling and Judy, we're
<v Speaker 1>sorry about this. Judy Bagwell in a poll, you're basically
<v Speaker 1>up as a valet, and Judy says, right, boy says
<v Speaker 1>you could be the valet for positively Canyon. You know
<v Speaker 1>what that means? And Judy Bagwell Well, Judy Bagwell says, well,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not really sure. I don't I don't like it,
<v Speaker 1>that's for sure, said, what the fuck? You don't know?
<v Speaker 1>That's impossible.
<v Speaker 2>She is so southern, she is so solu.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I'm not really sure. I don't like it,
<v Speaker 1>that's for sure. I hate you.
<v Speaker 2>I hate you.
<v Speaker 1>Why are you not home? Yeah? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>All right, So Bagwell in the match, here we get
<v Speaker 2>this started. Hot started. Yeah, so he starts doing his
<v Speaker 2>talk with the Flex's ship.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus.
<v Speaker 2>Well, look, he's like off his game. I'm sorry to
<v Speaker 2>tell you, Judy Bagwell, but Bugwell is always like.
<v Speaker 3>He's actually on his game right now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's actually doing well, that's his game. So big
<v Speaker 2>Veto hotshots and and takes over. Uh. Buff goes to
<v Speaker 2>the outside and he thinks one of the timekeeper guys
<v Speaker 2>is Canyon dressed up as a timekeeper.
<v Speaker 1>At least that guy had a hat on, so I
<v Speaker 1>could see maybe Canyon had a disguise.
<v Speaker 2>Sure. Sure. The second one is unbelievable. It is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>So Buff Bagwell hits a super plex on Veto and
<v Speaker 2>flips himself over into a pin, which was pretty cool,
<v Speaker 2>I thought I did to. Bagwell hits a double arm
<v Speaker 2>DDT for a two. This is a thing. He's doing regularly.
<v Speaker 1>Now, I think he's trying to get that over. Its
<v Speaker 1>like a move, yeah he is, for sure. Yeah, it
<v Speaker 1>gets kicked out of.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not.
<v Speaker 3>Exactly the blockbuster all the time.
<v Speaker 1>You know, he's got he's got to get a move
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't work.
<v Speaker 2>It's not a great move, it's just a move he's
<v Speaker 2>trying to get. Right, It's a cameraman is filming Judy
<v Speaker 2>Bagwell and Buff thinks it's Canyon. So he goes over there,
<v Speaker 2>and Judy's like, I'm all right, I'm alright, I'm all right,
<v Speaker 2>I'm all right, I'm.
<v Speaker 1>All right selling in creating. I'm alright, I'm all right,
<v Speaker 1>I'm alright. Shows the cameraman. It shows the cameraman that
<v Speaker 1>Buff thought was Canyon. This is a guy, a young man,
<v Speaker 1>holding a big ass camera, short hair, skinny as.
<v Speaker 2>Fog, short, regular guy.
<v Speaker 1>Buff's just a fucking idiot.
<v Speaker 2>I'm all right, I'm alright.
<v Speaker 3>He's just paranoid with the Canyan mine games.
<v Speaker 1>You know, he's a dumb fuck he's doing.
<v Speaker 3>Don't understand the storyline. It's deep, Booky.
<v Speaker 2>He's so thrown off because like this dude, Big Vita
<v Speaker 2>just kicked out of the double arm DDT.
<v Speaker 1>What the munt something wrong, Kenyon? What's the game the iggy?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Buff fucking loses this match to Big Vito.
<v Speaker 3>Well he's distructed by the fake canyons.
<v Speaker 1>Or not, goes for a sunset flip and Veto sits
<v Speaker 1>on him and wins. And then Vito, who as far
<v Speaker 1>as I know, has never won a match in his life,
<v Speaker 1>because he celebrates like you just want, won the world title.
<v Speaker 1>He's fucking going, whoa, Yeah, he.
<v Speaker 2>Beat this dude who's mom's on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>This is a big, big night for Big Vita, and
<v Speaker 1>he kicked out of the double arm GDT.
<v Speaker 2>So I guess big so Yeah, Man, that's angle one
<v Speaker 2>out of three hundred on this show. I guess you
<v Speaker 2>could say it's angle three. We already saw Bookery and Jarrett.
<v Speaker 2>We saw Sting in Vampiro, correct, we saw Sting and Booker.
<v Speaker 2>That's three we saw correct Jarrett. I guess you could
<v Speaker 2>say Jared book are still the same thing.
<v Speaker 1>That's still the same one. Yeah, that's fine.
<v Speaker 2>Then four and then five because fucking Canyon and uh canyons,
<v Speaker 2>and then obviously Buff I just gonna let Big Vte
<v Speaker 2>beat them.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck. So yeah, it's like fifteen minutes.
<v Speaker 1>There's so much and it doesn't like there's a new
<v Speaker 1>angle every segment.
<v Speaker 2>If they cut from a camera and there's not a
<v Speaker 2>new angle, like they're slacking like you, that's like the idea, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>there better be a new angle every second. So we
<v Speaker 2>go backstage. The cat is visited by.
<v Speaker 1>Queewe the kweewe please please make sure you get that right.
<v Speaker 2>Quee we has not debuted as a wrestler yet. I
<v Speaker 2>don't believe.
<v Speaker 1>I think wee wee vque we excuse me, only just
<v Speaker 1>debuted like last week. He was like a wardrobe man,
<v Speaker 1>just a wardrobe person that works there.
<v Speaker 2>And yes, so Paisley and the artist got into it
<v Speaker 2>with him.
<v Speaker 1>Paisley wants to fuck this guy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, And now Kuwei wants to match with the
<v Speaker 2>artist because he's pissed off about what happened the previous week.
<v Speaker 1>And the cat says, you want to match, you're the
<v Speaker 1>wardrobe man. You're gonna make sure my clothes look good,
<v Speaker 1>not wrestle, and the Quiwi takes off his slipper that
<v Speaker 1>he's wearing. He says, the cat, don't make the Quiwi
<v Speaker 1>make this personal, and Cat puts his hand in the
<v Speaker 1>Kuiwi's face and says, don't. I mean, please, don't. I
<v Speaker 1>don't have the time, don't do this shit. The Kiwi
<v Speaker 1>then hits Cat in the face with the slipper, and Cat,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if like this is what he was
<v Speaker 1>supposed to do, but he Legit just breaks out laughing
<v Speaker 1>in this guy's fucking face.
<v Speaker 2>Is dirty, slipper, it's disgusting looking like.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he thought that Kuiwi was gonna
<v Speaker 1>hit him in the face or something, but like Cat
<v Speaker 1>Legit just starts laughing at him, and Quewi says, this
<v Speaker 1>is the be funny to you. It's a queenly buddy.
<v Speaker 1>He's flipping the funk out. He takes his jacket off.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the cat says here. I swear
<v Speaker 1>it sounded like he said, don't make me hurt my mama,
<v Speaker 1>which would be just an unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>Cat says, don't make me hurt my mama.
<v Speaker 1>That's his heel runny. He's just beating its mom up
<v Speaker 1>every week. Cat says, you got the match, now go
<v Speaker 1>make me some money, and Queene poses, which was like
<v Speaker 1>a he's locked back in. You know, he went to
<v Speaker 1>the other side and he locked back in. Now he's
<v Speaker 1>fucking ready for the match. Dude.
<v Speaker 3>If I was the cat, I would be pissed.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 3>You know, you hire this wardrobe person they want to
<v Speaker 3>be a wrestler.
<v Speaker 2>What's what's wrong with you?
<v Speaker 1>Goldberg's not jobbing, Booker T's wife doesn't want to take
<v Speaker 1>a guitar to the head, and the fucking wardrobe guy
<v Speaker 1>wants a match. This place is going to ship gold Bag.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, you're right now they have another guy that wants
<v Speaker 3>to wrestle. I got to make another match on the
<v Speaker 3>car and then I got to hire a new wardrobe
<v Speaker 3>person too.
<v Speaker 1>He's not losing, QUEEWI is not losing.
<v Speaker 2>He's not losing.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, first match, he's not losing.
<v Speaker 3>He's got creative control probably right.
<v Speaker 2>So stage Kenyon here with Pamela and uh Canyon wants
<v Speaker 2>Judy Bagwell as his valet so she can be his Kimberly.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's because he's DDP. Now I want everyone to
<v Speaker 1>be aware here that DDPS not on the show. In fact,
<v Speaker 1>in the Observer it said DDP asked Canyon to stop
<v Speaker 1>doing the Diamond Cutter because he didn't know when he
<v Speaker 1>was coming back or if he was coming back, and
<v Speaker 1>then Vince Russo said, you keep doing the Diamond Cutter today.
<v Speaker 1>That is where this angle is right now, is they
<v Speaker 1>have Canyon doing a DDP gimmick where they don't know
<v Speaker 1>if there's a payoff.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, this gimmick was awesome. Though I love positive Candyan back,
<v Speaker 3>I love the.
<v Speaker 1>Canyon Cutter out of anywhere on anyone.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if we ever watched the montage. Do
<v Speaker 3>we ever see the Canyon Yeah, I don't watch the show,
<v Speaker 3>but that is like one of the greatest videos of
<v Speaker 3>all time. I think we cut a montage where he's
<v Speaker 3>canyon cutting everybody in the arena is just the best
<v Speaker 3>video ever.
<v Speaker 1>My favorite one is when he it's like a far
<v Speaker 1>shot when he's like he goes in he's trying to
<v Speaker 1>like go into a security booth or something, and the
<v Speaker 1>guy comes out to try to kick him out and
<v Speaker 1>he's like a million miles away.
<v Speaker 3>That is hilarious to know now that DDP was like
<v Speaker 3>never coming back coffee or they don't know if it is.
<v Speaker 2>It's so good.
<v Speaker 1>So Kenyon says, bottom line Blondie. He's also doing a
<v Speaker 1>voice here, which I assume is meant to be d
<v Speaker 1>DP but like it's just voice. But yeah, I don't understand,
<v Speaker 1>he says. Bottom line Blondie is that the old battle
<v Speaker 1>Axe doesn't know her role in wrestling. She doesn't want
<v Speaker 1>to lose and beat buff. She becomes mine and she
<v Speaker 1>does everything for me that Kimberly does for Page. She
<v Speaker 1>fugs Eric Beschoff and if she does a good job,
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll make her a nitro girl. And if she
<v Speaker 1>doesn't like it, well she better get ready to feel
<v Speaker 1>the bang and Pimel Paul Shock says, you feel like
<v Speaker 1>a man canyon cutting these women. Caddy looks sorry. He says, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>maybe I do. You have a problem with that, and
<v Speaker 1>she says, in fact, I do, and Ken says, well,
<v Speaker 1>maybe you should feel the bang and he puts a
<v Speaker 1>c this guy of all people to make the save
<v Speaker 1>mean Gino. He's just swapping them away and the candy
<v Speaker 1>gets over, which they don't show, but it's implied that
<v Speaker 1>he hits with a caddied cutter.
<v Speaker 3>It was so funny.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, dude, mean Gene running for a save because
<v Speaker 1>he funks with Pamela Paul shock, I get the fuck
<v Speaker 1>off her. I'll kill you. Caddy, fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>So we come back from commercial. Buff runs in. He
<v Speaker 2>sees me and Jeane being attended to on the floor
<v Speaker 2>and Pamela.
<v Speaker 1>Said it was fucking Cad and Buff says, can you
<v Speaker 1>do what hell is he at? So? I was like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't animation five feet away? How did Buff not
<v Speaker 1>see him? He walked by?
<v Speaker 3>Could who could have done this?
<v Speaker 1>So fucking Canyon standing right there? Buff immediately finds him.
<v Speaker 1>Buff runs up and hits him with a double I
<v Speaker 1>hate this fucking angle man?
<v Speaker 3>Is it a double D? Giddy kicks out A dude gets.
<v Speaker 2>You can hit that anywhere?
<v Speaker 1>Shoot double arm DDT. I'll put you down back, Oh dud?
<v Speaker 1>Can you just standing there?
<v Speaker 2>Is? So fucking man Canyon like is just looking at them.
<v Speaker 2>And then Keny did it? Where's he always right there?
<v Speaker 1>There?
<v Speaker 2>Is so sting is looking for Jeff Jarrett backstage with
<v Speaker 2>his bat.
<v Speaker 1>It's hitting ship.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and now we get the artist versus the qui wei.
<v Speaker 1>With artists obviously with Paisley, so yeah. Two weeks ago,
<v Speaker 1>the artist was in a hardcore match and he pushed
<v Speaker 1>Kuewei in the back and then he laid him out.
<v Speaker 1>And then last Wednesday on Thunder, Paisley was supposed to
<v Speaker 1>hand the artist a chair during a match, but got
<v Speaker 1>distracted by Queen Wei because he's she wants to fuck him. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>and then that was it. So that's where this angle
<v Speaker 1>is right now.
<v Speaker 2>So the artist comes out here. He's got a new
<v Speaker 2>look apparently, and the British bull little hat Queen we
<v Speaker 2>comes out.
<v Speaker 3>It looks like Dan Severn here with the gray shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Queen Wee comes out here. He looks like Dan Severn and.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I wrote that down too because artist's hardcore attire.
<v Speaker 1>Of course.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is a regular match. So Queen we comes out.
<v Speaker 2>Kleewe goes out here and he's at his deadlock gear
<v Speaker 2>and kick some ass.
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>He's looking for run and the Artist comes to the
<v Speaker 2>ramp and he kicks his fucking ass.
<v Speaker 1>He immediately starts beating the show. This guy like outside
<v Speaker 1>the ring.
<v Speaker 2>So the artist throws him in, hits the Alabama jam
<v Speaker 2>and uh he kicks out it fucking too. And I
<v Speaker 2>was wondering to myself, yes, are they going to present
<v Speaker 2>Queewee as like a guy that knows how to actually wrestle,
<v Speaker 2>or is he a guy that kind of like Joseph
<v Speaker 2>Parks right, Like, does he figure out how to beat
<v Speaker 2>this guy without knowing how to wrestle. No, he's actually
<v Speaker 2>a better wrestler than the artist is.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he's a great wrestler. This is doyk. This is
<v Speaker 1>the same thing they do with do. Yeah, he's actually
<v Speaker 1>clown and he's a fantastic fucking wrestler.
<v Speaker 2>Mark Medden Madden says that he met Quewe's wife. Her
<v Speaker 2>name was Melon's or Papaya or something.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it is Papaya now there is many iterations
<v Speaker 1>of Papaya. I didn't know this until now because I
<v Speaker 1>never fucking see this girl. So it was supposed to.
<v Speaker 2>Be as like an on screen character.
<v Speaker 1>It's a woman that's I don't know if it's dating
<v Speaker 1>Kweewee or what it is. Originally it's supposed to be
<v Speaker 1>April Hunter.
<v Speaker 2>Form Legend April Hunter for Legend.
<v Speaker 1>April and James specifically, they didn't use her for the
<v Speaker 1>role because of her website. No, I know why, No,
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, dude.
<v Speaker 2>They do like a hundred angles that imply people are
<v Speaker 2>fucking and doing whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Like what it was too much? It was too much,
<v Speaker 1>they said. So then it was supposed to be bb.
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember bb Be Mimi Weber? No, no, no, sorry,
<v Speaker 1>bb Be doc bb yes, nurse bb dude, I do
<v Speaker 1>remember Bob Holly's girl. Yeah, they wanted her because they
<v Speaker 1>also were making a play for Bob Holly at the time.
<v Speaker 1>So she was going to be Papaya two thousand Bob, yes, correct.
<v Speaker 1>So then it isn't her because Bob Holly tells her
<v Speaker 1>to not do it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh damn.
<v Speaker 1>And then there's a third girl that it is, and
<v Speaker 1>I'll have to look up who it is. I forget
<v Speaker 1>the name of her, but I think it's somebody that
<v Speaker 1>we know that's on the show. But there is a
<v Speaker 1>third girl that's Papaya. I don't know if this girl
<v Speaker 1>ever shows up or if they xtay this angle. But yes,
<v Speaker 1>there was a litany of people that were this one.
<v Speaker 2>That's nuts. What the fuck they were for?
<v Speaker 1>A busty redhead? Was the description?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, did doyst the clown never have me too?
<v Speaker 2>By the way, that's what let's get Did the clown
<v Speaker 2>ever have a girl? Clown?
<v Speaker 1>No? No, they freak out I'm sorry, what are you
<v Speaker 1>talking about?
<v Speaker 2>While we were on the subject, you know, I thought maybe.
<v Speaker 1>Art the Clown had a has a clown girl, you
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. So I can see where you're
<v Speaker 1>looking at. That's what you were looking for, right, like
<v Speaker 1>an evil, crazy clown.
<v Speaker 2>Yep. So clearly with the baby face fire, I couldn't
<v Speaker 2>believe it. Mark Madden is going nuts for this ship. Well,
<v Speaker 2>he almost kills the artist the back body drop here.
<v Speaker 1>That was crazy. That was fucking horrifying. He stumbles back
<v Speaker 1>and falls almost kills him. Qui wei one of his
<v Speaker 1>best moves. Like if you're picking his moves for a
<v Speaker 1>video game, he has six variations of an Irish whip.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you gotta love it, right, It's unbelievable.
<v Speaker 1>How many Irish fucking whips this guy does.
<v Speaker 2>Back body drop, almost dies and then the artist hit
<v Speaker 2>some squan and nuts. Dude takes back over. What was that?
<v Speaker 1>A dragon screw ball drive? What the fuck was that?
<v Speaker 2>That was like the only move the artist has right
<v Speaker 2>now I've never seen.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he Kuwi is on I wanted people to understand
<v Speaker 1>this visually if you haven't watched it, Kuwi is on
<v Speaker 1>his back. Uh. The artist has both of his legs
<v Speaker 1>grabbed open and he just spins his himself and hits
<v Speaker 1>him in the box with his head in same so.
<v Speaker 2>The artist's hair bombs them, but Quewi No sells it
<v Speaker 2>and gets up, which was nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Big fire hair bomb is like an unbelievable description. Like
<v Speaker 1>I wrote, I didn't know how to write this, so
<v Speaker 1>I which I wrote it? So I came up with
<v Speaker 1>and I wrote, he grabbed his fucking hair and he
<v Speaker 1>fucking lift him up man, So hair.
<v Speaker 2>Bombs them, but Kuwi No sells it big fire like.
<v Speaker 1>He has because his hair is important, you know what
<v Speaker 1>I mean. So like he's got a fucking fight bag.
<v Speaker 2>So he gets up for his back elbow drop toe
<v Speaker 2>hold and then swinging on the back of his head
<v Speaker 2>full melt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what the fuck is he just making ship up?
<v Speaker 2>So the artist it's a bridge German suplex for two
<v Speaker 2>and then Kuiwi hits a bag supplex for a two
<v Speaker 2>and then Kuiwi wins with a tilted world facebuster.
<v Speaker 1>Very cool move.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Wow, this was pretty nuts. It's almost like what
<v Speaker 2>Yukosaka Zaki does or or it's it's like almost like
<v Speaker 2>the banger rang in a way.
<v Speaker 1>Bang ing is what I was thinking. But it's it's yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to describe it. It's like it's
<v Speaker 1>it's like version of those moves. Yeah, side flam flip
<v Speaker 1>into facebuster.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's dope we we It was Wins in his
<v Speaker 2>debut and Paisley says, Wow, this guy's hot.
<v Speaker 1>The Kuiwi then gets on the mic and of course
<v Speaker 1>you know he's got to fucking drive this one home. Here.
<v Speaker 2>This is his line, by the way, I mean this
<v Speaker 2>was I always knew it as Kueewe's line too.
<v Speaker 1>He says, all the boys in the back, don't make
<v Speaker 1>me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry, and like,
<v Speaker 1>that's like you like a cultural old shift here.
<v Speaker 2>That was cue Wee said, que we set the mic down,
<v Speaker 2>he did his with the finger with the finger, and
<v Speaker 2>he picked the mike back up and said, it's just.
<v Speaker 1>The Goldberg's fucking flipping out.
<v Speaker 2>And then the guy to the todd of the Envy
<v Speaker 2>with the fingers is let's go. So he got backstage
<v Speaker 2>Scott Stein's with Medesia and he was looking for the cat.
<v Speaker 2>A stage hand tells him, yes, the right down here
<v Speaker 2>down the hall, to the right says thanks many do
<v Speaker 2>that for man. I don't know. That's what's awesome though.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So then Steiner asked Medjia if you should knock on
<v Speaker 2>the door, and then he screams knock knocking and barrells
<v Speaker 2>the door of the.
<v Speaker 1>Pipe, smash the the door the pipe. The door just
<v Speaker 1>flies open. Sniner walks in flipping. He flips the chever
<v Speaker 1>Cat you listen, you shove a bitch two weeks ago.
<v Speaker 1>We're the book a s car even though woman who.
<v Speaker 2>Were to shut up this ass? I want to tell.
<v Speaker 1>Cat says Booker T is not here, and Scott Seigner's response,
<v Speaker 1>which makes all the sense in the world to me,
<v Speaker 1>I don't care sign the match lot me.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, someone's gotta sign the match.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Kat's argument is he has a match that I
<v Speaker 1>would sting and Scott's return, you know retort here is listen,
<v Speaker 1>you're not running shows what you think you are because
<v Speaker 1>Booker T has a pipe match.
<v Speaker 2>With me in the back of the building. You're not
<v Speaker 2>running the show as good as you think you are.
<v Speaker 2>Because Booker T has a pipe match with me in
<v Speaker 2>the back of the building.
<v Speaker 1>Is crazy. Wow. WWE documentaries will never tell you how
<v Speaker 1>great Scott Seiner was, so like, you all need to
<v Speaker 1>look into Scott Seigners got time. Yeah, he's the goat.
<v Speaker 2>So Kevin Nash has arrived finally, what the man?
<v Speaker 1>What do you do? What the fuck are you laid? Dude?
<v Speaker 3>It was like the Amish road kill at WrestleMania.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they don't know about that pop Tony. It was huge.
<v Speaker 2>So Normoun Smiley comes to an exit door and says, hey, Medesia,
<v Speaker 2>you want to get freaky with the Wiggles.
<v Speaker 1>He starts dancing in front of this just a random
<v Speaker 1>sam and then Medesa points over and Scott Son runs
<v Speaker 1>in and hits the one a pipe and throws.
<v Speaker 2>Him through the door. He goes to that door and
<v Speaker 2>nuts by the way. He just gets thrown from that bitch.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you want to get freaking wig dude.
<v Speaker 2>Steiner was like, so thrown off. I it was so
<v Speaker 2>funny days when to get freak of the Wiggle throws
<v Speaker 2>into a door. That door is locked. That door is locked.
<v Speaker 2>So we got backstage. Miss Fence and Action are here
<v Speaker 2>to declare war on Canada tonight.
<v Speaker 1>We wore a clear war on Canada. This is of
<v Speaker 1>course general rection saying this, and General Erection says, Lance Storm,
<v Speaker 1>Lieutenant Loko will rip off your khones. I said, well, Cohon's,
<v Speaker 1>and so you cannot reproduce Loco. Show me your war face,
<v Speaker 1>and Lieutenant Loco is Chavo Guerrero and Trava Guro does
<v Speaker 1>a face and he goes yeah direction then says its
<v Speaker 1>for you Major Guns. You're in a hardcore match with
<v Speaker 1>miss Hancock. I said, this is fucking unbelievable. And how
<v Speaker 1>much shit is on this show.
<v Speaker 2>We don't even know the half of it by this point,
<v Speaker 2>not even.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, and it's already too much. He says, what doesn't
<v Speaker 1>kill you makes you stronger, and you will drop the
<v Speaker 1>bomb on her. Misfits fall out and they leave. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know how long Misfits an Action actually had to
<v Speaker 1>run here, but it feels like fucking too long.
<v Speaker 2>Uh it is drastically, if it lasted more than four weeks,
<v Speaker 2>is the longest thing you've ever heard of it, so
<v Speaker 2>like it's too long. We go to Lance Storm versus
<v Speaker 2>Chavo Guerrero. Uh Storm veto for the hardcore title, making
<v Speaker 2>him a double champion because he is the US Champion
<v Speaker 2>aka the Canadian Champion. I mean, that's easy, and I
<v Speaker 2>believe he will face Mike Awesome at new Blood Rising.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he had a verbal confrontation with Mike Awesome at
<v Speaker 1>the Nitro Grill and they're facing each other at new
<v Speaker 1>Blood Rising, which I believe, if I'm not mistaken, is
<v Speaker 1>the match that it might be Mango or something. Someone's
<v Speaker 1>like the ref for that, and then the fucking stipulation
<v Speaker 1>of the match changes like three times during the match. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>horrible show that New Blood Rising.
<v Speaker 2>If I can be serious for a moment. So Lance
<v Speaker 2>Storm has renamed the Hardcore title to the Saskatchewan Hardcore International.
<v Speaker 1>Title because it's shit. You see, he's shit too.
<v Speaker 2>The acronym is shit shit this title.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, immediately like they give you like, how how much
<v Speaker 1>does it mean that this guy has the titles of
<v Speaker 1>all the titles are dog shit?
<v Speaker 2>So he also is the Canadian Champion of course the
<v Speaker 2>US Champion, which of course that's less okay, Like I
<v Speaker 2>can't understand that. That's fine. Total Storm says during his matches,
<v Speaker 2>WCW will stand for a World Canadian Wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Shavanni says, give me an old break.
<v Speaker 2>Don't blame Canada, blame yourself.
<v Speaker 1>All rise for the playing of the Canadian national anthem,
<v Speaker 1>and they play like a bunch of it.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, looking around them, when are you gonna cut this?
<v Speaker 1>Can you fucking get this match going? Here?
<v Speaker 2>So MIA's music interrupts and he doesn't even do the
<v Speaker 2>snaphead turn yet.
<v Speaker 1>No, he just expected it because it took too long.
<v Speaker 2>We're still yeah, we're still figuring that part out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Chavo comes in and him and Storm get right
<v Speaker 2>into it. I will say this, dude, I am just it.
<v Speaker 2>Every fucking match is a hot start, every one of them.
<v Speaker 2>How is every match?
<v Speaker 1>You gotta keep your attention bro.
<v Speaker 3>Time bro got we don't time bro.
<v Speaker 2>So they they get into this match and commentary just
<v Speaker 2>stops talking for like a complete minute. Yeah, out of
<v Speaker 2>nowhere here Tony Shavanni say very angrily, his mic is
<v Speaker 2>not on.
<v Speaker 1>His MIC's not on. Like I said, General Erection was
<v Speaker 1>trying to talk because General Erection and Corporal Gaging are
<v Speaker 1>at ringside on commentary, I thought, So Shavanni's talking and
<v Speaker 1>the new Blood Rising lower third comes up, and I
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh what they tell him to stop fucking
<v Speaker 1>talking here? But no, he was trying to stop talking
<v Speaker 1>for general direction. His MIC's not on. His mic is
<v Speaker 1>not on. The fuck you can hear like you.
<v Speaker 2>Probably heard all a w or toy Shavanni will get
<v Speaker 2>like real tight or something. It was like one of
<v Speaker 2>those moments.
<v Speaker 1>His MIC's not on because they're probably yelling. His head said,
<v Speaker 1>why the funk aren't you talking? Talk?
<v Speaker 2>Where who's talking?
<v Speaker 1>Talking?
<v Speaker 2>Talk about? The egg was broke? We got her ankles
<v Speaker 2>broken over. So corpor occasion and general direction are on
<v Speaker 2>commentary and they say absolutely nothing for the next seven minutes,
<v Speaker 2>like they say stuff, but they say nothing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just so you fucking USA, and oh, I'll look
<v Speaker 1>at that.
<v Speaker 2>So this is for the cruiseweight title.
<v Speaker 1>I suppose When the fuck did you learn that? Because
<v Speaker 1>I wrote it down I found it out at the finish.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I I guess they said on commentary or
<v Speaker 2>something like, this is the Cruiserweight Championship, and I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>this must have been for the title.
<v Speaker 1>I had no fucking idea. There was no graphic.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just rode now, I suppose, So I guess
<v Speaker 2>I didn't really know at this point. But Chava goes
<v Speaker 2>for a moon salt lands on his feet and hurts
<v Speaker 2>his ankle.
<v Speaker 1>How oh geez.
<v Speaker 2>Storm goes straight for it, though, and Drop kicks his ankle.
<v Speaker 2>Stupid ankle.
<v Speaker 1>I almost believe that it was real because Storm was
<v Speaker 1>going after his ankle so gingerly, like he was being
<v Speaker 1>super nice with the kicks and everything. I was a
<v Speaker 1>super good worker.
<v Speaker 2>Storm goes for a power bomb that Chavo punches out
<v Speaker 2>and goes for Irana, but Storm hangs on and then
<v Speaker 2>transitions into a single leg crab Canadian and Chavo taps out,
<v Speaker 2>making Lance Storm now a fucking triple crown.
<v Speaker 1>Ship right here, Storm was a Cruiseright title. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize it was on the line.
<v Speaker 2>So now he has three championships.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and they all according to the man that's coming
<v Speaker 1>out next mean shit, fuck nothing.
<v Speaker 2>I mean all the titles have been ship on so
<v Speaker 2>bad in this company by this point, no one even
<v Speaker 2>cares when the title switches hands anymore. Like there's no pop,
<v Speaker 2>No one cares. It's like whatever, who kids, Like that's
<v Speaker 2>not The US title was like the second biggest title
<v Speaker 2>in the company at one point, and like, oh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he's the he's holding that and the and the cruiser
<v Speaker 2>Weight belt was a huge deal in this company, and
<v Speaker 2>it's like, we're over as fuck. We're putting three championships,
<v Speaker 2>two which were two of the biggest titles in the company,
<v Speaker 2>and one six minute segment every fucking two hour Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, Bro, what the fuck are we doing?
<v Speaker 1>Bro?
<v Speaker 2>If someone comes a triple crown champion hoding three titles
<v Speaker 2>at the same time, this should be a massive, huge
<v Speaker 2>fucking deal.
<v Speaker 1>It's a world beater guy that you should be fucking
<v Speaker 1>scared of.
<v Speaker 3>Naw bro to title beuilt as a prop, Brother, that
<v Speaker 3>is what it is, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucked.
<v Speaker 3>But it did look cool when he came out with
<v Speaker 3>three belts and they all.
<v Speaker 1>Because here comes the goddamn wolf packer.
<v Speaker 2>Here's the real world beater. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Shavanni says, here comes America. What right?
<v Speaker 2>That's like you said call me that to night.
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash comes out and I say, oh wow, I
<v Speaker 1>don't remember the Kevin Nash Land Storm angle. They're gonna
<v Speaker 1>because that's what it should be awesome. That's the triple crown.
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash, that.
<v Speaker 2>Champion.
<v Speaker 1>Boy, he didn't you know the fucking four fifty, that's true.
<v Speaker 1>So Nash comes out here and he gets in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>He gets a mic and he throws up the wolf
<v Speaker 1>pack and he looks at Storm and he just off
<v Speaker 1>mic tells him the fuck off. He just says, beat it,
<v Speaker 1>get the fuck out of here. And I'm like, oh no, no,
<v Speaker 1>and Storm bows up to him. At the I was like, okay, cool,
<v Speaker 1>Storm's gonna try that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna try to get as much out of this
<v Speaker 2>as he can.
<v Speaker 1>He is, well, Nash needs him in the gut, not
<v Speaker 1>even a jackknife. He's just big boots them. Then we
<v Speaker 1>go to commercial We're back and it's just Kevin Nash here,
<v Speaker 1>Landstorm fucked off.
<v Speaker 2>Its fucking dude, Nash big boots him. He powders and
<v Speaker 2>you just see Landstorm like uh and he grabs his
<v Speaker 2>three fucking get out of here, the.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck man, Like I get it, Like yeah, that was
<v Speaker 1>a shitter, but like you can't have both. He can't
<v Speaker 1>be the best end of bitch.
<v Speaker 3>You could have just powdered when Nash came in right
<v Speaker 3>like I'm just out of here, nashis here whatever or
<v Speaker 3>just why can't or he.
<v Speaker 2>Could have been at the top of the ramp.
<v Speaker 1>Comes out.
<v Speaker 2>They do a face to face like a little like
<v Speaker 2>they have like a little stare and then they.
<v Speaker 1>Move on because that's like, oh, that's something you can
<v Speaker 1>call back to later, and then Storm can fucking have
<v Speaker 1>something and go after the pay per view, or even
<v Speaker 1>if you never get back to it, at least put
<v Speaker 1>Storm up there, like, oh, ship him.
<v Speaker 3>And NASA could dap him up to you could dap
<v Speaker 3>him up.
<v Speaker 1>To be crazy, my brother, that's good. So Nash is
<v Speaker 1>in the ring, and Nash says, you know, there's a
<v Speaker 1>saying in professional wrestling when two guys exchange words and
<v Speaker 1>they say they work themselves into a shoot. Oh my,
<v Speaker 1>I watched the comments last week that Bill Goldberg made
<v Speaker 1>towards me. And I've been doing this now for twelve years,
<v Speaker 1>and in those twelve years, there's only one time that
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't a professional in this ring. There was a
<v Speaker 1>Canadian guy when I was in the WWF that decided
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't my night because we were in Montreal and
<v Speaker 1>it was his hometown. This is I believe PCO thought.
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was living through Sean. I thought he
<v Speaker 2>was ribbing crazy about I thought he was ribbing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, you know, I was fucking in
<v Speaker 2>the And then like they tried to screw me, and
<v Speaker 2>then my buddy Scott Hall tell him you got to do.
<v Speaker 1>Business, Na says. Now, before I got into this business, Goldberg,
<v Speaker 1>I might have played some basketball, but I wasn't holding
<v Speaker 1>anyone's hand. If I watch enough sports, if anybody's patting
<v Speaker 1>anybody's asses, it's the football players. Goldberg must have just
<v Speaker 1>said something crazy about that last week.
<v Speaker 2>Or something there. He probably didn't say anything at all.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he probably was on the show.
<v Speaker 2>It was probably something that like no one else had
<v Speaker 2>ever heard, they said on dot com. No, he just
<v Speaker 2>said it like like in private to someone else that
<v Speaker 2>he heard third hand. No one.
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't recorded. Yeah, just shooting. Yeah, hey, Goldberg said,
<v Speaker 1>you touched.
<v Speaker 2>You just got I played basketball.
<v Speaker 1>After I got to basketball, I bounced and I was like,
<v Speaker 1>oh what you left basketball?
<v Speaker 2>No, he I thought the way he said that was
<v Speaker 2>so weird.
<v Speaker 3>I bounced and I bounced all over. What are you
<v Speaker 3>talking about?
<v Speaker 1>He said. I bounced in Detroit. I bounce in Atlanta
<v Speaker 1>and a lot of places in between. A lot of
<v Speaker 1>nights to NFL football players would come into our joints
<v Speaker 1>and have a couple of SuDS, all right, And.
<v Speaker 2>I have a couple of SuDS is crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, have a couple of suns and we had to
<v Speaker 1>kick the dude.
<v Speaker 2>I love that phrasing. Have a couple of SuDS, Telly,
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to have a couple of SuDS next
<v Speaker 2>time we hang out.
<v Speaker 1>For sure.
<v Speaker 2>We had to give Johnny a couple of SuDS.
<v Speaker 3>I got a warm milks me and you get up
<v Speaker 3>some SuDS and be Johnny's ass because we used to
<v Speaker 3>play basketball.
<v Speaker 2>Thumb ass, because we're gonna bounce all over his ass.
<v Speaker 1>We're in Philadelphia. I need to win.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you get ready for us to bounce on it.
<v Speaker 1>I'm bounced on it.
<v Speaker 2>I have a couple of SuDS with the boys and
<v Speaker 2>bounce on it.
<v Speaker 1>Goldberg, I played basketball. Okay, the hell's going that says
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a wrestler. I'm not a first of all.
<v Speaker 2>But I'm not a wrestler. But I'm not ar wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>I'm not a rapper.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a football player. But you know what I am.
<v Speaker 1>I'm a fighter and I'll lose fights. And I'll tell
<v Speaker 1>you this, Goldberg. When we go up to Vancouver, I
<v Speaker 1>can't guarantee that on that night I'm gonna be real professional.
<v Speaker 1>And one thing about these old beat up needs of mine.
<v Speaker 1>When you bend down and charge me, watch out one
<v Speaker 1>of these roll Rickedy as knees my chan right in
<v Speaker 1>your brain, and.
<v Speaker 2>That thing.
<v Speaker 1>And nother thing. I'm not gonna stop until Scott Hall
<v Speaker 1>gets backing.
<v Speaker 2>We need to lose more money to the w c
<v Speaker 2>W brass of course, Terry Taylor, listen.
<v Speaker 1>Up, you son of a bitch. I know you're in
<v Speaker 1>the back. You're always in the back. Somewhere here comes
<v Speaker 1>Scott fucking Steyder. This night can't get any better. Steiner
<v Speaker 1>comes out with his top freaking Medesia, and Steiner gets
<v Speaker 1>in the ring and says, Kevin Nash and new Blood Rising,
<v Speaker 1>I'll give it damn about you. I'll give it damn
<v Speaker 1>about Goldberg. And the old reason I want shove his
<v Speaker 1>pipe up your ass right now is because we're both
<v Speaker 1>from Detroit. Then he gives the pipe to Medesia, and
<v Speaker 1>then he turns back and says, tonight, we're not wait
<v Speaker 1>until new Blood Rising. You piece says shit, he starts
<v Speaker 1>fighting him.
<v Speaker 3>Who he's the coolest guy over. I don't know how
<v Speaker 3>you don't like Scott Steiner.
<v Speaker 1>I thought they had a a truce here is like,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna fight you because like we're both from Detroit. No,
<v Speaker 1>he's just not gonna put the pipe up his ass.
<v Speaker 1>He's fighting him though, and then Chris Harrison is security
<v Speaker 1>teither dude.
<v Speaker 2>He must have made a ton of money from doing security.
<v Speaker 2>He was here every week.
<v Speaker 1>And Steiner starts beating up security as they're trying to
<v Speaker 1>break up the fight. He's beating up security so much
<v Speaker 1>that he trips over and almost dies trying to.
<v Speaker 2>Chris Harris is holding back Scott Steiner. The ending shot
<v Speaker 2>is Chris Harris looking back at the gym.
<v Speaker 1>Just a fucking full and shot of them.
<v Speaker 2>So Jeff Jarrett is backstage spinning his guitar. Uh, and
<v Speaker 2>we get the w c W Nitcher replay brought to
<v Speaker 2>you by Wendy's Mozzarella Chicken Supreme Sandwich Mozilla Chicks sounds insane, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I also could not believe my ears because I was like, actually,
<v Speaker 2>brought you by Wendy's Mozzarella Chicken Supreme.
<v Speaker 1>It just never stopped. I was like, oh cool, Why
<v Speaker 1>did they stop doing that? You think it was fucking
<v Speaker 1>fucked up for something?
<v Speaker 2>What the Chicken Supreme Monzirela Chicken.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, Burger King tried it at one point, has
<v Speaker 2>tried it. It's always pretty good whenever I get it.
<v Speaker 1>Does a post on r slash Wendy's will they bring
<v Speaker 1>back the Italian mazzrel Chicken Supreme Sandwich and I was
<v Speaker 1>sorry w CW died. Supposedly it sold really well.
<v Speaker 2>It's not going back.
<v Speaker 1>Someone said I made the mistake of getting the Burger
<v Speaker 1>King wan similar to this, and he was tremendously terrible.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, Burger King's good.
<v Speaker 1>Burger King is good. We like Burger King King is good.
<v Speaker 1>Reddit wrong, You're wrong.
<v Speaker 2>We go backstage. Kevin Nash is talking to the Cat
<v Speaker 2>and tells him that someone is gonna die.
<v Speaker 1>That legit says that. He says, I want styram matter
<v Speaker 1>to night. Someone's gonna die and it ain't me. I said, wow, okay,
<v Speaker 1>and Kat says, listen, I knew you guys were gonna
<v Speaker 1>go crazy, but I got something for you. He reaches
<v Speaker 1>under his desk and pulls out a straight jacket, and
<v Speaker 1>Kat says, put him in a straight jacket and beat
<v Speaker 1>his ass until you get tired. That's how you win.
<v Speaker 1>And he said watch out, though he can put you
<v Speaker 1>in that bag too.
<v Speaker 2>Put him in a straight jacket.
<v Speaker 1>Bruno commentary during the match, They say, this is the
<v Speaker 1>first ever straight jacket match. So the first ever straight
<v Speaker 1>jackond match was randomly made by the cat on the
<v Speaker 1>fly on a random fucking nitro between Nash and Steiner.
<v Speaker 1>Here here you go. Also, he can do it to you,
<v Speaker 1>and that says, I'll put your ass in the bag
<v Speaker 1>if you run that mouth a little bit more. Everyone
<v Speaker 1>just threatening the guy that runs the show.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Jeff Jarrett versus Sting.
<v Speaker 1>So Jared comes out, he's on the mic. He says, hey, Sting,
<v Speaker 1>I heard you're in the back looking for the chosen one.
<v Speaker 1>I've already set Pokers's wife out of here to night
<v Speaker 1>in an ambulance, and I'll be happy to do the
<v Speaker 1>same for you. You walk down that aisle, you can
<v Speaker 1>repel from the ceiling. I don't care if you fly
<v Speaker 1>in here like Superman. The fact is chosen one to
<v Speaker 1>stand in the middle of the ring calling your ass out,
<v Speaker 1>and I ain't got all night, so choke on that
<v Speaker 1>slap nut. I feel like singular slap nut is more
<v Speaker 1>insulting than slap nuts. It is very and then here
<v Speaker 1>comes Sting. Sting is here, and Shavani says, oh, Sting
<v Speaker 1>come in the ring. Known he must face the Demon
<v Speaker 1>at New Blood Rising, the disciple of Vampiro. I'm like, wow, Wow, man,
<v Speaker 1>that's that's fucking fucking unbelievable. That's what That's what Sting's
<v Speaker 1>gotta worry about.
<v Speaker 2>Sting said, sure, I would do that.
<v Speaker 1>Sting was also wrestling Jarrett here in a match that
<v Speaker 1>I guess is sanctioned because there's a referee. That's right,
<v Speaker 1>a bell uh. But he also, as far as I
<v Speaker 1>know and the Cat knows and Scott Seider knows, he's
<v Speaker 1>also wrestling Booker t tonight.
<v Speaker 2>That's right.
<v Speaker 1>I got it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, you know, there's a lot of heat, a
<v Speaker 2>lot of time. Bro. Jarrett attacks Sting for another hot start.
<v Speaker 2>At this point, I've realized every match that's been a
<v Speaker 2>hot star, I said, holy fuck.
<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, I get it, but like, come on, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>jesus so.
<v Speaker 2>Sting lines Jared out of the ring, then kicks his
<v Speaker 2>ass around the ring.
<v Speaker 1>All of the guardrails up the ramp. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>I thought they were gonna do like a spot up
<v Speaker 1>here or someone was gonna jump Sting. No, Sting just
<v Speaker 1>beats him with a chair all the way up the
<v Speaker 1>ramp and then goes back down the ramp with him.
<v Speaker 2>I said, okay, kicks his ass up the ramp, down
<v Speaker 2>the ramp, they come back in the ring. Jared kicks
<v Speaker 2>the rope and and stings balls. I'm sorry, it's good now, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>and he takes back over. So Jared gets Sting's leg
<v Speaker 2>around the post and then hits it with a steel chair. Ah,
<v Speaker 2>this is fine, what about his me?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's rules. This is good.
<v Speaker 2>So Jared then gets Sting into the same position he
<v Speaker 2>got Booker in earlier. And there's the figure four on
<v Speaker 2>in the ropes. No, and Jared, let's go at a
<v Speaker 2>four point nine count the rest.
<v Speaker 1>There is rules. Well, James, this is, of course relaxed rules.
<v Speaker 1>Is a relaxed rules match. Let's fucking go relax rules
<v Speaker 1>match which I funk with Heavy and tell us that yeah,
<v Speaker 1>all is yeah. Well, the commentators don't know anything. Nobody
<v Speaker 1>fucking knows anything on this show. Nothing makes sense. This
<v Speaker 1>is a sanction match that isn't sanctioned.
<v Speaker 2>Jarrett tries to hit Sting's head into the buckle. He
<v Speaker 2>stops no cells and fires up always love that.
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Sting with the big line, and Jared goes to grab
<v Speaker 2>the chair Mickey Jay. The referee tries to get him
<v Speaker 2>to stop, so Jarrett mule kicks the referee and his balls.
<v Speaker 1>So the Sting comes up not having seen this, I guess,
<v Speaker 1>and then Jarrett backwards style hits Sting in the head
<v Speaker 1>with the jair.
<v Speaker 2>And then the ref counts to two with this ball's
<v Speaker 2>hurting and Steve kicks out. So Jarrett goes for a
<v Speaker 2>souplex on the chair. That's his big move is the
<v Speaker 2>souplex on the chair, not the stroke. Not the stroke,
<v Speaker 2>the vertical soup on the chair.
<v Speaker 1>Ste move over, you know, like bust the double arm.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Sting gets down out of the souplex and hits
<v Speaker 2>the death drop, and Jared's head clips the chair and
<v Speaker 2>Sting gets the three.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah, I mean I like the finish at the
<v Speaker 1>very least. Jared definitely should it did the stroke though,
<v Speaker 1>or tried to go for it.
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Sting is feuding with Vanpiro and the Demon del tollboard. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Jarrett is feuding with Booker t for the world
<v Speaker 2>title and.
<v Speaker 1>Has a match at the paper before this world title.
<v Speaker 2>Why did he just lose?
<v Speaker 1>Because Sting has to be up for his chance at
<v Speaker 1>the world title later tonight.
<v Speaker 2>But Jared has to be up because he has he
<v Speaker 2>is in the biggest feud for the world title. Jared
<v Speaker 2>gets the last laugh, of course.
<v Speaker 3>Which is and Andy's heel.
<v Speaker 1>So you know, it's fine, everything's fine.
<v Speaker 2>Like, if he's going to be a chicken shit heel,
<v Speaker 2>then just let him be the chicken shit heel. Why
<v Speaker 2>did he just take that loss straight up?
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't Sting of one via disqualification?
<v Speaker 2>Why didn't Jared just leave this match?
<v Speaker 1>Why did Jared partake in this match?
<v Speaker 2>Who gives a fuck about this.
<v Speaker 1>Guarante tunele shot? What are you doing?
<v Speaker 2>Like Jared doesn't have any Like he's not like a
<v Speaker 2>wrestler's wrestler. You know, he attacks women with the guitar
<v Speaker 2>and you know, and he wants to win against Booker
<v Speaker 2>by using Vince Russo to beat him, like, yes, I
<v Speaker 2>will wrestle you Sting.
<v Speaker 1>And I'll lose. Jeff Jarrett is now being attended to
<v Speaker 1>by medics in the ring because he's fucked.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage and an ambulance pulls away, and
<v Speaker 2>then a Booker's car pulls up. Booker's car pulls in
<v Speaker 2>the same spot.
<v Speaker 1>Tell me he.
<v Speaker 3>Parks Maybe that's like his spot though, Like I'm That's
<v Speaker 3>why I told him. Dude, it's the guy from the arena.
<v Speaker 3>He's like, just park there. Yeah, you're on the list.
<v Speaker 3>You parked there. That's a good spot for you.
<v Speaker 2>You're on Tab two of the list.
<v Speaker 1>Moses was my car. It was a spot twenty two.
<v Speaker 1>Thanks of all people that I would expect to come
<v Speaker 1>up to talk to Booker t here. It's the man,
<v Speaker 1>the myth, the legend, the man of the hour, the
<v Speaker 1>backstage goat. It's Terry fucking Taylor, Harry Taylor.
<v Speaker 2>Taylor says, show that was fucking Jeff Jared in the
<v Speaker 2>aban right there.
<v Speaker 1>He said that ship, dude, that ship was sweet. It's
<v Speaker 1>funny ship, book says, worst Jar Terry does, I'll stink
<v Speaker 1>death drop him on a Chara's sweetest.
<v Speaker 2>That was sick.
<v Speaker 1>But he says, we're sting outside. It's up there upstairs,
<v Speaker 1>fucking go go on, now get over there.
<v Speaker 2>So now we have chronic versus Great Muda and Vampiro
<v Speaker 2>versus Mark Jindrak and Shan O'Hare and Perfect Event are
<v Speaker 2>on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>I thought Perfect Event were coming out for this match,
<v Speaker 1>but they were not. They were coming out for commentary. Also,
<v Speaker 1>Great Muda and Vampiro are not. So this is to
<v Speaker 1>build for a match at New Blood Rising, which is
<v Speaker 1>a four corners match for the tag titles with Chronic,
<v Speaker 1>the Perfect Event, Sean O'Hare, and Jindrak and the Misfits
<v Speaker 1>in Action. So Muda and Vampiro have nothing to do
<v Speaker 1>with any of this, and they just lost, and they
<v Speaker 1>just lost a shot at the titles, which they recap here.
<v Speaker 1>They lost a shot on Thunder after they attacked Chronic
<v Speaker 1>bags and then they lose, so they beat him up backstage,
<v Speaker 1>lose the match, then they get a return title shot
<v Speaker 1>the next nightro also with Jin Dracon O'Hare who are
<v Speaker 1>getting shots at the pay per view, and also another
<v Speaker 1>team getting shots at the pay per view are on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>Is everyone cool here? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>What about Chronic shirts?
<v Speaker 1>Brian Adams has a Chronic four nineteen shirt which is
<v Speaker 1>based because could you spare a minute? I mean, come on,
<v Speaker 1>that is awesome, And Brian Clark has a shirt that
<v Speaker 1>on the front says it's all about Chronic and the
<v Speaker 1>bag says Adams and Clark, the token champions. This I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like I've done a full one eighty on Chronic. I
<v Speaker 1>love this fucking team, which story about them is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>You bring the dead the lot. This is a world Okay,
<v Speaker 2>so we actually get the world tag title thing.
<v Speaker 1>Right, That's how I knew it was a title match.
<v Speaker 1>All right, we get the actual like on screen, but
<v Speaker 1>like didn't get for the cruiseweight title match, and I
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh shit, we got the on screen. Maybe
<v Speaker 1>there won't be a hot start.
<v Speaker 2>I was wrong.
<v Speaker 1>There's an a hot start between the guys that aren't
<v Speaker 1>the chippiest either of them.
<v Speaker 2>So Jin DrAk and O'Hair hot start against Muda and Vampiro.
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro who lost under Vampiro looks like he is in
<v Speaker 1>another world year.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he I mean okay, so he definitely is here,
<v Speaker 2>but like at the end of the show, I mean
<v Speaker 2>he is totally out of it by that point. Fun
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, perfect eventor on commentary here this is a
<v Speaker 2>three way tag match shirtless, which made me think they
<v Speaker 2>were wrestling. They're not. The Brian Clark and Mark jindrag
<v Speaker 2>start off in this match, and there's a lot of
<v Speaker 2>shit with a lot of not tagging. So Brian Clark
<v Speaker 2>hits a cobra clutch, you're a Nagi goes for a pin,
<v Speaker 2>but Vampiro tagged himself in. They don't say that on commentary,
<v Speaker 2>So all I see is him sitting in a pin
<v Speaker 2>as Vampiro tries to set up this leg drop forever.
<v Speaker 1>The ref is not counting.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a spot you have to explain on
<v Speaker 2>commentary or lives fucking ridiculous.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they're too busy, fucking like Sean uh, Sean Stasiak
<v Speaker 1>and Chuck Plumble are too busy talking endlessly like they
<v Speaker 1>talk this whole match. They call Tony Shavanni Tony Jabbroni
<v Speaker 1>for ten minutes.
<v Speaker 2>And on commentary, got got got got Got got got.
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for the money, dummies, staysy Echo commentary says that
<v Speaker 1>Jindrak and O'Hara are so green that they're blue. This
<v Speaker 1>is fucking crazy, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone in the AOL chat room was fucking dying at
<v Speaker 2>that one.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they're popping off crazy for that one, for sure, Dude.
<v Speaker 2>So great Muda is in this match, Dude, like doing
<v Speaker 2>Muda moves. Great mood Is like one of the most
<v Speaker 2>legendary dudes ever, and he's in here with Mark Jindrak
<v Speaker 2>and the only thing that they talk about in this
<v Speaker 2>match is do you fucking see what this dude looks like?
<v Speaker 1>Look how crazy this fucking free shooms in on the
<v Speaker 1>top of his head. He's already had a run in
<v Speaker 1>like the early nineties. Here he's done like a legendary
<v Speaker 1>fucking New Japan run. He's multiple time w w GP
<v Speaker 1>champion by this time, right like, and he's a fucking
<v Speaker 1>just crazy. Look at this fucking look, yeah, like, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? Look at the juggle.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a Great Muda, which is lost on Thunder.
<v Speaker 2>Great Mooda lost on Thunder.
<v Speaker 1>They took both of Chronic's finishers separately, and.
<v Speaker 2>Lost took them knutdown, and they took the motherfucking other one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, number.
<v Speaker 2>So Muda comes in this freak and he hits his
<v Speaker 2>freaky elbow drop, and then Great Muda stands, Oh my god, okay, so.
<v Speaker 1>Drop, and Great.
<v Speaker 2>Modis stands there in the ring, and Vampiro gets on
<v Speaker 2>the top rope, and then time stands still for just
<v Speaker 2>what seems like forever.
<v Speaker 1>Guys, there's an eternity of time where I thought, I
<v Speaker 1>legit thought something went wrong and Muda for real hurt
<v Speaker 1>him because Muda does the elbow and stands there and
<v Speaker 1>they zoom in on them, they zoom out and people
<v Speaker 1>are just walking around and Muda's standing still. I said,
<v Speaker 1>is this a fucking gimmick that I didn't know?
<v Speaker 2>That?
<v Speaker 1>Where Muda is star loned t yeah, like, and Vampiro
<v Speaker 1>takes forever to set up a top rope clothesline.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, he's all the way up there, forever, and
<v Speaker 2>Muda is like sitting there trying to tell Brian Clark
<v Speaker 2>stand get the fuck up, stand up now.
<v Speaker 1>He's like get up.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like he is like sand bagging the fuck out
<v Speaker 2>of this. Uh. And then he finally gets up, and
<v Speaker 2>then he looks at Vampiro and they lock eyes for
<v Speaker 2>what seems like forever, and then Vanpiro finally hits the
<v Speaker 2>line on him and he gets right back up.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he.
<v Speaker 2>So Vampiro that hits him with the spinning kick, and
<v Speaker 2>then Brian Clark hits the Judas effect out of the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, you it was supposed to be the bonk heads
<v Speaker 1>definitely looked like he threw an elbow back and just
<v Speaker 1>sold himself too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, yeah, they were like it was a meeting
<v Speaker 2>of the mines. I'm like, no, it was not. He
<v Speaker 2>fucking clocked a ship out of him. He probably fuck
<v Speaker 2>you man. Brian Adams then hits a hot tag and
<v Speaker 2>full Nelson slam on the Great Muda and uh Brian
<v Speaker 2>Adamson throws Vampiro on jin Drack military press style, and
<v Speaker 2>then o'her hits a super kick on adams Muda. Then
<v Speaker 2>Dragon screws Adams, but Clark comes in with a chair
<v Speaker 2>and hits Muda in front of the raft. We don't care,
<v Speaker 2>Vmator vampurinator dude, and then Jack Tin track with oh
<v Speaker 2>my god, fleeping Frankensteiner. I mean it was cool at
<v Speaker 2>the very least he gets. I mean, Mark Jindrak is
<v Speaker 2>a freak like athletic, is like he can like his
<v Speaker 2>drop kick is insane.
<v Speaker 1>Him trip. He didn't great in Mexico from what I hear,
<v Speaker 1>So he did he Mark Ocoleon of course.
<v Speaker 2>So Mark Jindrak with a leaping Frankensteiner and Shaan o'haer
<v Speaker 2>hits the Shawan Tom.
<v Speaker 1>Bamb from a million miles away. That looked awesome.
<v Speaker 2>He's huge and he's hitting this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's not.
<v Speaker 2>And Shan o'haer gets down for the three count on
<v Speaker 2>Vampiro and they won the tag titles.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Also, Brian Adams is pinning Muda at the same time. Now,
<v Speaker 1>I have no earthly idea who is legal here? And
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if the referee did either, And I
<v Speaker 1>don't think he cared because he.
<v Speaker 2>Says so Brian Adams was the hot tag Okay, so
<v Speaker 2>he was the legal man.
<v Speaker 1>Was Muda legal?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if Mood tagged Vampiro to do any
<v Speaker 2>of the stuff like the line off the top. If not,
<v Speaker 2>then technically Muda was still the legal man.
<v Speaker 1>I thought Vampiro tagged for that, but maybe you're right,
<v Speaker 1>maybe they didn't.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't go back and check. I said, this is
<v Speaker 2>too much to worry about.
<v Speaker 1>I'm already over this and I would like to move on. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>that's how.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I guess Brian Adams was the legal man.
<v Speaker 2>That's like this, I'll take that.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Anyways, they retained the titles and chronic attacks Jindrakono here
<v Speaker 2>with the belts.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so I are Chronic not the faces here.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know because Vampiro and Muda didn't attack Chronic,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, who the fuck are the baby faces?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Gender Eck and O'Hara arguing with Chronic after the
<v Speaker 1>match of how they should have won. Chronic then lay
<v Speaker 1>them out with the tag titles. I said, oh, and
<v Speaker 1>then Muda Miss Brian Adams, and I'm like, wow, that
<v Speaker 1>was fucking cool. Then he different color, Miss Brian Clark.
<v Speaker 2>Could he do that?
<v Speaker 1>That? That was sick as fuck? Christmas style was running green?
<v Speaker 2>And then Vampio and Muda taunt with the belts and
<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you they look cool as hell.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, they did look cool as hell, but less we
<v Speaker 1>forget they lost last week and they also took the
<v Speaker 1>pin this week.
<v Speaker 2>That's true, but don't let don't let logistics get in
<v Speaker 2>the way of a cool team.
<v Speaker 1>Do they ever win those titles?
<v Speaker 2>They won them tonight?
<v Speaker 1>They win them at New Blood Rising? Oh? Really, Chronic
<v Speaker 1>win the four Corners tag match, and in the same night,
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro and Muda beat him for the tag.
<v Speaker 2>Titles they cashed in the political.
<v Speaker 1>Earlier in the night, Ernest Miller beat Muda.
<v Speaker 2>Then he said, I feel bad for you.
<v Speaker 5>Freak the fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, what is going on? That's unblah fucking believable.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 1>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>So backstage, Shane Douglas and Tory Wilson are here talking
<v Speaker 2>to the cat.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they're in his office, and Kat says, first of all,
<v Speaker 1>let me tell you how much I enjoyed Thunder last week.
<v Speaker 1>And he balls up a piece of paper and throws
<v Speaker 1>it at Tory.
<v Speaker 2>All right, what did you do that for?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know you all right, and Kat says, I
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed Thunder so much that I'm gonna book you on
<v Speaker 1>a match tonight. You and Billy come in in a
<v Speaker 1>viager on a Paul match, and Shane Douglas is living.
<v Speaker 1>He griped, somebody said you think you're cute? Huh, And
<v Speaker 1>Tory says, You're not gonna have any problems getting up
<v Speaker 1>in this match tonight, and Shane says, you hear what
<v Speaker 1>you're saying and he storms out. I I didn't know that,
<v Speaker 1>like this is how this happened. I thought this was
<v Speaker 1>like an announced thing, like in my mind, in the
<v Speaker 1>history of this Like I thought this was like an
<v Speaker 1>announced thing that like they built to I guess I
<v Speaker 1>should not be surprised that it was something that they
<v Speaker 1>announced randomly in the middle of the show and then
<v Speaker 1>did it next segg.
<v Speaker 2>And that the fucking truth.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like wow.
<v Speaker 2>Booker asked Sting backstage if he's still good for the
<v Speaker 2>match nite.
<v Speaker 1>Just came back from tending to his wife at the hospital.
<v Speaker 1>Also Booker tending to his own knee injury. Also Sting,
<v Speaker 1>who just beat Jeff Jarrett who was facing Booker or Sting,
<v Speaker 1>I guess for the title at the pay per view.
<v Speaker 3>Holy shit, there's a lot of stories going on here.
<v Speaker 2>Check the angles, angle check look at the angles, Look
<v Speaker 2>at the stories.
<v Speaker 3>Bok's wife probably still in the hospital, right, we can assume.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he had to come back in Russell. Sting though
<v Speaker 1>that was more important.
<v Speaker 2>Oh she understood. Booker says this was for the people.
<v Speaker 1>He promised, the fans of Tony. He's a man of
<v Speaker 1>the people.
<v Speaker 2>Sting says, let's do it.
<v Speaker 1>Let's see, he said, I'm in. Sting wants this fucking
<v Speaker 1>dumb shot.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you yea dude, Like He's like, I could win
<v Speaker 2>this for Wan to.
<v Speaker 1>Win tonight with I be I just beat the numbering tender.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I just beat him clean his day like that
<v Speaker 2>was awesome, Taylor. I hope we saw some paper news
<v Speaker 2>in a few weeks. So Jen Dracon o'harre say that
<v Speaker 2>they might be new, but they're not dumb and they
<v Speaker 2>want a shot at the tag belts.
<v Speaker 1>O' hair says, we're all about Pan Dues and w CW,
<v Speaker 1>but no one takes advantage of us. This ain't over
<v Speaker 1>by a long shot. They feel like two mighty morphem
<v Speaker 1>Power Rangers characters here.
<v Speaker 2>You're right, and they look like it too.
<v Speaker 1>They do look like it, especially Sean O'Hair. Seana hair
<v Speaker 1>looks like he could have been the Green Ranger.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he looks like he could be any Ranger
<v Speaker 2>from like two thousand and four forward.
<v Speaker 1>He's awesome. I've actually like Sean O'Hare a lot.
<v Speaker 2>So Uh, Shane Douglas and Billy Kidman in a Hiagara
<v Speaker 2>on a poll match. Keep in mind, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>that this is a serious, heated feud between these two guys.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it is. Uh, this is an angle that they've
<v Speaker 1>been going with. Like last Monday, they showed a tape
<v Speaker 1>from Billy Kidman because he has the kid Cam of course,
<v Speaker 1>and the tape was he fucked Tory Wilson. And then
<v Speaker 1>last Wednesday, Shane Douglas the franchise had a tape of
<v Speaker 1>his own where he fucked Tory Wilson. But he included
<v Speaker 1>a part in that where that he doesn't want us
<v Speaker 1>to see where he came quickly. And that's what was it.
<v Speaker 2>He came quickly I thought, was he couldn't get it up.
<v Speaker 1>They said a shortcomings, So I thought that's what that
<v Speaker 1>was reference. Maybe maybe you're right. I guess I would
<v Speaker 1>make coming.
<v Speaker 3>Literal com Well, I thought that was the ilications.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, implication, Get you cut the damn music.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, just say fucking franchise, just say fucking uh.
<v Speaker 2>There's a law. I mean, it's gotta be the largest container.
<v Speaker 2>It's not even a bottle. It's like a container huge.
<v Speaker 2>It's the biggest thing a Viagra I've ever seen ever.
<v Speaker 1>And it says all caps Viagra, and the franchise says,
<v Speaker 1>I bet you Cincinnati morons think it's pretty damn cute.
<v Speaker 1>It's a cat booked a Viagra on a ball match. Well,
<v Speaker 1>I don't blame the commissioner. I blame that stinking son
<v Speaker 1>of a betch billy Kidman. Now, as far as Tory
<v Speaker 1>WILSONID are concerned, this sex day bullshit has gone long enough.
<v Speaker 2>So to this stupid fucking angel has got to end.
<v Speaker 1>I hate this gimming. So to Billy Kibvin, you get
<v Speaker 1>yours and you people in Cincinnati get a lesson and
<v Speaker 1>getting your asses franchised. Then Tony Shavani says, I want
<v Speaker 1>to tell you people all the actual rules of this match,
<v Speaker 1>because I know you're all thinking, my god, what's next?
<v Speaker 1>Which is funny, Sure.
<v Speaker 2>You're thinking that.
<v Speaker 1>Tony Sani says, if you get the bottle of viagara,
<v Speaker 1>you can use it on your opponent. What the hell
<v Speaker 1>does that mean?
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean by that? You could give him
<v Speaker 2>a fucking hard ass car he has a boner.
<v Speaker 1>That is the angle. That is the that is the angle. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Billy Kidman runs down here and.
<v Speaker 3>Get your drink. Quick start of the night.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's probably about the Windy's much around.
<v Speaker 1>Check Mark Madden is talking about the history of the
<v Speaker 1>viagra on a pole match and he says it's involved.
<v Speaker 1>This is not the first one. There's been dozens of
<v Speaker 1>viagra on a pole matches three history across all the territories,
<v Speaker 1>across all the territories, involving guys like Luthez, Pad O'Connor,
<v Speaker 1>Buddy Rogers, Giant Papa and Tonio Andoki Johnny Ace. All
<v Speaker 1>of these guys needed viagra and he does this the
<v Speaker 1>whole match. He just can't stop. He says, I'll never
<v Speaker 1>forget Nick Bockwinkle, vern Ganya Via Grala Pole and Shavanni.
<v Speaker 1>Legit starts yelling shut up, shut up, shut That was great,
<v Speaker 1>that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, there's this matches for viagra.
<v Speaker 1>It's for viagra to be used. Now, I I did
<v Speaker 1>not like I assumed. I was like, okay, they'll use
<v Speaker 1>the bottle. That's the like then it's a pinfall because
<v Speaker 1>there was a pinfall in this match. Like Billy kimmins
<v Speaker 1>him in this match.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he got the one off the gross body
<v Speaker 2>and it.
<v Speaker 1>Was yes and it was counted. I wrote that down
<v Speaker 1>to I was like, I wrote, hits a dimond cross
<v Speaker 1>the body for one. So there are fucking pinfalls before
<v Speaker 1>they even attempted to go for this viagara thing. So
<v Speaker 1>again another match where the referee, participants and commentators all don't.
<v Speaker 2>Know what the fuck is going on, don't let the
<v Speaker 2>rules get in the way of a hard cot.
<v Speaker 1>Or a hot angle, many of them.
<v Speaker 2>So the franchise hits two souplexes in a falcon arrow,
<v Speaker 2>it goes straight into a super tight shot of the
<v Speaker 2>Viagara that's on the poll.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, gives a fucking franchiser.
<v Speaker 2>Kidman is a drop kick the kip up or franchise
<v Speaker 2>hits the Pittsburgh Plunge.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Kidman then hits a power bombs.
<v Speaker 1>Goes for the Viagara, of course, and the power bombs
<v Speaker 1>them out of the corner.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>He wants it, he because it's when you gotta use
<v Speaker 1>it on your own it of course.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean, from all accounts here, Billy Kidman
<v Speaker 2>was fine. His cock was good.
<v Speaker 1>His cock was just great. And also he could win
<v Speaker 1>vi the bin.
<v Speaker 2>And then Shane Douglas for all accounts says that that
<v Speaker 2>was a one time thing. Why would he need the viagra.
<v Speaker 1>It's just a concept of the match. So you do
<v Speaker 1>what the boss tells you to do.
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm. So Tory gets on the apron and then
<v Speaker 2>Kidman hits the unprettier on the franchise.
<v Speaker 1>A kid crusher or has Mark Mannon called it the.
<v Speaker 2>Kittiks something like that. I don't think it's called that wrong, bitch. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>Kidman gets the viagra.
<v Speaker 1>He's got it.
<v Speaker 2>He so now Kidman can use the viagra either on
<v Speaker 2>himself or on Shane Douglas.
<v Speaker 1>But James the refer Wilson, the referee is distracted by
<v Speaker 1>Tory Wilson as he grabs the viagara. This is vital
<v Speaker 1>or he could give it to the referee.
<v Speaker 2>He could.
<v Speaker 3>Papa Bills get hard as continued wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Push off this.
<v Speaker 2>This did this match all the time backstage. So yeah,
<v Speaker 2>franchise As the ref is distracted by Tory Wilson, Franchise
<v Speaker 2>hits the franchiser and the bottle fucking explodes.
<v Speaker 1>It break like Kidman's holding the big ass bottle, a
<v Speaker 1>glass bottle of viagra, which is also insane. Franchise hits
<v Speaker 1>the franchiser, and Kidman in trying to fall back because
<v Speaker 1>the franchise there's the bareback. I don't know how to
<v Speaker 1>describe this. It's a fucking jawbreaker, yea. And in trying
<v Speaker 1>to fall backwards to sell this, Kidman breaks this over
<v Speaker 1>the back of Shane Douglas's neck and it cuts the
<v Speaker 1>shit out of him. He's bleeding from this from from
<v Speaker 1>the viagra. It cuts the shit out of as hard
<v Speaker 1>as fuck, and so Franchise grabs the broken part of
<v Speaker 1>the bottle that says viagra. The referee is no longer distracted.
<v Speaker 1>He turns around, holds up the viagra text and this
<v Speaker 1>match is over. Franchise wins.
<v Speaker 2>What are the fucking rules?
<v Speaker 1>And I I am so fucking confused, Like I'm already
<v Speaker 1>confused at the concept, I'm even more confused at how
<v Speaker 1>there is so fucking little discussion being had. Who is
<v Speaker 1>producing that? Johnny fucking what are you doing?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? Okay, So we watched an on a pole match
<v Speaker 2>recently and we talked about it where it was like, okay, so,
<v Speaker 2>like it's kind of dumb that like someone can get
<v Speaker 2>it down, the ref can see them get it down,
<v Speaker 2>and then the other guy can use it once it's down, right, Yes,
<v Speaker 2>that is silly, and like, okay, like why wouldn't the
<v Speaker 2>match Sometimes you just wonder why wouldn't the match just
<v Speaker 2>end if he got the thing down? Like who cares?
<v Speaker 2>But like and we thought, okay, we came to the
<v Speaker 2>conclusion that like on a pole matches were going to
<v Speaker 2>end by pinfall, And now we're told they don't end
<v Speaker 2>by pinfall.
<v Speaker 1>You could pindoring the match, but not the end of
<v Speaker 1>the match.
<v Speaker 2>Is it by pin Is it like a TNA royal rumble?
<v Speaker 2>Like by pinfall or grabbing the viagra? Can you just
<v Speaker 2>bypass the via.
<v Speaker 1>You can ignore the stemp like a kid's.
<v Speaker 3>Match, you know, by pinfall or escape? You know that's.
<v Speaker 2>This is like, oh, these are Southeastern Viagara on a
<v Speaker 2>pole rules?
<v Speaker 3>Yes, correct, your New York style rules in.
<v Speaker 1>The pinfalls on is what this is?
<v Speaker 6>Ah?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, which happens? I mean? Yeah, here he is a
<v Speaker 1>franchise one by holding a piece of a broken viagra bottle.
<v Speaker 1>The match ends and Billy Kidman is now laying face
<v Speaker 1>first in a big pile of viagra, so big of
<v Speaker 1>a pile that it is now in his mouth. And
<v Speaker 1>the commentators are concerned that Billy Kidman is choking on
<v Speaker 1>viagra pills, and they is a concern that he may
<v Speaker 1>need to get his stomach pumped because he's overducing on viagra.
<v Speaker 3>That's no joke, they say, it's no joke. We don't
<v Speaker 3>joke about over.
<v Speaker 1>It's serious, they say, that serious problem here. He might
<v Speaker 1>need to go to the hospital. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he got a lot of the VIAGRAA in
<v Speaker 2>his mouth, that's for sure.
<v Speaker 3>He was swallowing that shit crazy hard cock all night.
<v Speaker 1>But thankfully, luckily for us and the listeners, this is
<v Speaker 1>followed up upon tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah great, I'm glad I see that. So we get
<v Speaker 2>major Guns and Miss Hancock getting ready for their hardcore
<v Speaker 2>match later.
<v Speaker 1>There are more matches on.
<v Speaker 2>God, I mean, there are a ton of more matches
<v Speaker 2>here on this show. You should chalk in, like, come on, guys,
<v Speaker 2>we're getting started.
<v Speaker 1>During the viagra on a poll match, they specifically say
<v Speaker 1>we have four more matches. At one point, James messages
<v Speaker 1>the group Chen says, dude, how is there some money
<v Speaker 1>fucking matches on the show?
<v Speaker 3>The watching the tag match, and I was like, all right, yeah, alright,
<v Speaker 3>we're going we're doing like this is getting to it
<v Speaker 3>to the end, right, We're getting towards the like yes, ma,
<v Speaker 3>And then I go, oh shit, we haven't even done
<v Speaker 3>the background of poll match. That's the whole reason we
<v Speaker 3>watched this show for. We haven't got there yet.
<v Speaker 1>Old Tony. I had to pause and like do the
<v Speaker 1>thing where you hover over the timeline to see the
<v Speaker 1>little picture of what's going on to make sure you
<v Speaker 1>sent the right episode, because I was like, is the
<v Speaker 1>viagra thing even on this fucking show? It is?
<v Speaker 2>They finished in one.
<v Speaker 1>It's a minuscule part of this fucking show.
<v Speaker 3>It means you're yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the match existed so they could do the pre
<v Speaker 2>tape they have later here.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was for the joke that they fucking do
<v Speaker 1>at the end.
<v Speaker 2>So Nash is getting the straight jacket ready h while
<v Speaker 2>Scott Steiner is doing curls with Medesia as well the
<v Speaker 2>fucking big as ship look at vascular. So we have
<v Speaker 2>Major Guns versus Miss Hancock, which gets hot.
<v Speaker 6>Dude, this is there's no way this ark. No, it does,
<v Speaker 6>but there's no way they do another hot star.
<v Speaker 1>This could be the most hottest, theest of starts ever, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>This gets honked. This court match gets hot started in
<v Speaker 1>the lock she's the finish with a rap and a pinfall.
<v Speaker 1>Miss Hancock walks into the locker room where Major Guns
<v Speaker 1>is and she says, oh, look who it is, and
<v Speaker 1>then she says something about makeup and.
<v Speaker 2>Major fucking makeup.
<v Speaker 1>That's what she said, makeup and major Gun says, oh
<v Speaker 1>you think so, you little gold digging little wench, and
<v Speaker 1>Stacy pushes Major Guns down. Miss Hancock is Stacy Keebler
<v Speaker 1>for those that don't know. Stacey pushes Major Guns down
<v Speaker 1>and says I'll see you later as it slaps her
<v Speaker 1>as slapsters what said that?
<v Speaker 2>Major Guns Hot starts and attacks.
<v Speaker 7>Show, throws her in the shower and then puts a
<v Speaker 7>little bit of water, not too much, just a little
<v Speaker 7>bit of waterboards her just a little bit of water,
<v Speaker 7>not too much, and then jags her out of the
<v Speaker 7>locker room and feeds her twinkies.
<v Speaker 1>And dude, they fight to the catering table and the
<v Speaker 1>commentators are Riven Mark Medacres. They say, oh, they're they're
<v Speaker 1>at Mark Meddon's catering table and there's a bunch of twinkies.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you guys, I'm going home.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, So they're fucking yeah. She's stuffing twinkies into Stacey
<v Speaker 1>Cubler's mouth. Stacy then pours water, a picture of water
<v Speaker 1>over Major Gun's head, then tries to hit her with
<v Speaker 1>the pitcher. It misses her head and breaks on the
<v Speaker 1>fucking floor.
<v Speaker 2>She definitely hits her head and she just sell.
<v Speaker 1>Is that what happened? Again? Then Major Guns is rubbing
<v Speaker 1>cake in her face. Now all of a sudden, I'm
<v Speaker 1>staring at the ring where the wall in David Flair
<v Speaker 1>fighting just for one second, just for one frame? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Because Major Guns doesn't throw a pie in her face?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they're fighting backstage. She throws a fucking pie
<v Speaker 1>at her. Major Guns and Stacy then fight out to
<v Speaker 1>the stage. Now I'm looking at Sergeant a Wall pulling
<v Speaker 1>at a table as Stacy and Major Guns are coming
<v Speaker 1>to the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Have to respect the thought because they said we want
<v Speaker 2>to do a table spot. They're not gonna be able
<v Speaker 2>to set up the table. Sergeant a Wall's hole gimmick
<v Speaker 2>is setting the table. Yeah, that's right, you gotta respect it.
<v Speaker 2>He said, Bro, fucking this is a great idea. Bro,
<v Speaker 2>there set up to the table.
<v Speaker 1>There's a vision and it was you know what, it
<v Speaker 1>went right? I mean, the table doesn't break entirely, but
<v Speaker 1>for what it was, why, I imagine there was probably
<v Speaker 1>something to that. I like he was probably he's probably
<v Speaker 1>been putting David Flair through tables for four weeks now,
<v Speaker 1>Evid crow Bars. Just so a Wall sets up a
<v Speaker 1>table in the corner. David Flair Cactus clotheslines a wall
<v Speaker 1>over the top to get them out of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Now Major Guns is trying to Irish whip Stacy into
<v Speaker 1>the table. Stacey counters Major Guns, goes into the table
<v Speaker 1>and it kind of breaks. There's a big son, there's
<v Speaker 1>a big sign in the crowd. That's a snoochy Bouchie's
<v Speaker 1>dough where Giant enjoyed. Miss Hancock then unleashes her finisher,
<v Speaker 1>the scoop Slam, and I know it's her finisher because
<v Speaker 1>she wins via pinfall with it. Whoo, this is a
<v Speaker 1>match on top of her. She does the grind James,
<v Speaker 1>she does the fucking grind. Well.
<v Speaker 2>A wall then scares Miss Hancock out of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, she was taking a good old time to
<v Speaker 1>get out and a wall looked like an asshole trying
<v Speaker 1>to like intimidatingly walk towards her. And she was not
<v Speaker 1>selling them at all until you legit had a yaaaa.
<v Speaker 2>So Booker and Sting are getting ready for their match.
<v Speaker 1>Now. I don't know if that's exactly what I'd say
<v Speaker 1>is happening here. Booker t is getting ready. What I
<v Speaker 1>saw is Sting taking his boots off. He's putting his
<v Speaker 1>ass kicking boots one.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Billy Kidman as hard as fuck dude.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Kidman is walking backstage and that he's stopped by
<v Speaker 1>three Nitro girls and one of them says, they all
<v Speaker 1>stop them look at his cock and say, how about
<v Speaker 1>you take us back to the hotel with you? And
<v Speaker 1>Kidman says, well, I've been having kind of a hard day.
<v Speaker 1>And they say, oh, we can tell, and they look
<v Speaker 1>at his cock and Kidman looks at him and says,
<v Speaker 1>you want to ride? And they look at his cock
<v Speaker 1>and say we'd love a ride. And then Kidman leaves
<v Speaker 1>with three Nitrol girls because he's got a hard viagra day.
<v Speaker 1>This is the angle, This is the payoff angle over.
<v Speaker 2>I history.
<v Speaker 1>How does this company die? I don't understand.
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time for Scott Steiner versus Kevin Nash.
<v Speaker 2>Straight jacket.
<v Speaker 1>Scott so straight jacket match and Steiner comes out and
<v Speaker 1>he's on the mic and he said, cut the music, steal,
<v Speaker 1>franchise is ship and he says, Bill Goldberg and Kevin
<v Speaker 1>Nash the right foot on the re your right, Bill Goldberg,
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash, I'm gonna tell you difference between me and
<v Speaker 1>YouTube guys. You see a new bud rising. The highlight
<v Speaker 1>of your night will be beating the hell out of
<v Speaker 1>each otter. And the highlight of my night is when
<v Speaker 1>I leave a show because I never go home alone
<v Speaker 1>because I'm hung like Holmes. And that's why all my
<v Speaker 1>freaks know. There's nothing finer than doing a sixty nin Ercott.
<v Speaker 1>That's got And for those that don't know Holmes, he's
<v Speaker 1>referencing is John Holmes, who was a legendary man with
<v Speaker 1>a huge dog born star.
<v Speaker 2>So Stein, this is a match, Yeah, yeah, it is.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well there's no bell and no ref.
<v Speaker 2>There's straight jacket batter rules.
<v Speaker 3>They explained the rules here. They go very they go
<v Speaker 3>over the rules a lot here. Actually, what are the
<v Speaker 3>rules That you put the straight jacket on your opponent
<v Speaker 3>and you beat them until you get tired of beating them.
<v Speaker 1>So you decide when you win. It's not just putting
<v Speaker 1>them in the straight jacket wins. You decide you.
<v Speaker 3>Win, yes, and you're putting.
<v Speaker 2>So Nash comes in and we get a hostile.
<v Speaker 1>It was such a hot star James, and I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>they forgot to ring the bell like they're so into this,
<v Speaker 1>but no, there's no ref there's no bell, and so
<v Speaker 1>much so Nash and Steiner are trying to pit each other.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they trade pinfall attempts, Nash sidewalk slamming a pin.
<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, the straight jacket bat whoops, I mean
<v Speaker 2>Nash is the one that brought the goddamn straight jacket
<v Speaker 2>down of the ring. Yes, Nash gives him the measured
<v Speaker 2>elbow suck it combo in order that shit.
<v Speaker 1>I love it so much.
<v Speaker 2>He puts the boot on stein in the corner, but
<v Speaker 2>Medesia grabs his hair and then Steiner low blows minutes
<v Speaker 2>a belly to belly. Then Steiner goes for a pin
<v Speaker 2>and it counts his own fucking pin, and then gets upset.
<v Speaker 1>He looks at the crown as the pin isn't counted,
<v Speaker 1>and he says, there's some bitin the steinder.
<v Speaker 2>It's a Steyder line with elbow drop and push ups theatrics,
<v Speaker 2>and he tells someone to the front road to fuck off.
<v Speaker 1>So now you suck.
<v Speaker 2>That's just a big boot and the snake eyes Steiner
<v Speaker 2>and he hits a choke slam Medesia then comes in
<v Speaker 2>it hits Nash with a chair on the back of
<v Speaker 2>real soft just a chair shot you could ever like
<v Speaker 2>a picture of the worst show. He said on commentary,
<v Speaker 2>What a fucking shitty chair shot.
<v Speaker 1>That was, But your heart in that one.
<v Speaker 2>And then Nash turns around and hits her with a
<v Speaker 2>gnarly jack knife. He tried, he tried so hard to
<v Speaker 2>be nice with it, but she was like destined to
<v Speaker 2>take that like ship no matter what.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he would have legit had to go to his
<v Speaker 1>knees for this to be nice. Like, there's a point
<v Speaker 1>where Nash just couldn't bend down any further and she
<v Speaker 1>just had to take it.
<v Speaker 2>No one even taught her how to bump or anything.
<v Speaker 1>She takes him on her head.
<v Speaker 3>Cross her arms. That's it, man.
<v Speaker 1>They forgot to tuck the chin part because because dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if she would have like tried to like not
<v Speaker 2>cross her arms, she would have thrown her arms back
<v Speaker 2>and broke her arms.
<v Speaker 1>Probably she would have tried to stop herself, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you're right up there, big pop for it. Taking the
<v Speaker 1>jackknife though, Yeah, I mean.
<v Speaker 2>He brought her down as close as he could before
<v Speaker 2>letting her go.
<v Speaker 1>But like he's a tall fucking guy.
<v Speaker 2>Nash goes to get Steiner in the jackknife, but Rick
<v Speaker 2>Steiner comes down he eats a big bud.
<v Speaker 1>The fu out of your head ship, dude, So Nash.
<v Speaker 2>Think gets Rick Steiner and the jackknife, but then Scott
<v Speaker 2>Steiner hits him with the chair.
<v Speaker 1>Showed her how it's done. That hit with that fucking chair, and.
<v Speaker 2>Then Steiner gets the Steiner recliner on Kevin Nash. As
<v Speaker 2>Rick starts putting the straight jacket on Nash, I thought this.
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't gonna work, but it actually did work because you
<v Speaker 1>put a straight jacket on from the front.
<v Speaker 2>So as I'm watching these two incredibly large men fumble
<v Speaker 2>around with this jacket, I reminded how stupid this is.
<v Speaker 1>It's the it's mood of Vanpiro dive and clothesline. Amount
<v Speaker 1>of time that they're trying to put this fucking straight
<v Speaker 1>jacket on Kevin Nash, and it's so fucking long, and
<v Speaker 1>they finally get him strapped into this and they stomp
<v Speaker 1>him a little bit. Steiner then turns around and starts
<v Speaker 1>yelling at the hardcam and then his music ads, so
<v Speaker 1>I guess he wins.
<v Speaker 2>And then someone in the crowd throws something in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>Steiner swats it out of the air, and they get
<v Speaker 2>so incredibly pissed. He stays out of the ring and
<v Speaker 2>he goes.
<v Speaker 1>Off. Vade's bulging out of his head from how mad
<v Speaker 1>he is. He legit like he's a second away from
<v Speaker 1>jumping the rail, like he almost is out of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>He's pissed. And then the trainer tries to come help Medesia,
<v Speaker 2>but Steiner gets him out. It says, do not help her,
<v Speaker 2>and he carries Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course. So that's the straight jacket match, which
<v Speaker 1>ended because god Steiner said so.
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time for the featured bout of the Evening.
<v Speaker 2>Sting versus Booker t some we've seen these guys five hundred.
<v Speaker 1>Times as episode unbelievable amount, and I'm actually surprised that
<v Speaker 1>the match happens and.
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't hot start unbelievable.
<v Speaker 1>It's it starts with wow. Yeah, I mean like handshake
<v Speaker 1>starts with a clean handshake from but I bet there
<v Speaker 1>was had no been a discussion of how to start
<v Speaker 1>this hot, but they had to ultimately, like these guys
<v Speaker 1>are both faces and their friends, we can't fucking do it.
<v Speaker 2>So Sting and Booker handshake. Yes, they start with an international.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe my eyes. We're cooking. Sting gets a
<v Speaker 2>running line out of the corner, goes for the deathlock early,
<v Speaker 2>but Booker gets the ropes.
<v Speaker 1>And Sting let's go because he's you know, he's a face,
<v Speaker 1>he's a good guy and he knows he got the ropes.
<v Speaker 1>This is for the title, right.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't see a world title singer, but I think
<v Speaker 2>it is for the world side.
<v Speaker 3>I think that's what the whole deal was, right, he
<v Speaker 3>wanted to the match.
<v Speaker 1>That was I think for the pining so too, but
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if there was a Stinger.
<v Speaker 2>Someone in the arena at this point also has an
<v Speaker 2>air horn, which I thought was funny. Sting almost gets
<v Speaker 2>him again with the deathlock, but Booker gets to the
<v Speaker 2>ropes and then rolls to the outside, his leg being
<v Speaker 2>the whole story here. Yes, Booker tries to get the
<v Speaker 2>upper hand on the outside, but Sting does it again.
<v Speaker 2>He's up on the outside. Booker just cannot get a
<v Speaker 2>hold of this match.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't really understand this one here because like why
<v Speaker 1>like Booker rolls out obviously he has the fucking knee thing.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if Sting should have went out to
<v Speaker 1>kick his ass, and I don't know if he should
<v Speaker 1>have sent him into the guard rail.
<v Speaker 2>Well to send him to the guard rail, and he
<v Speaker 2>reversed Irish whip. Yeah, like he was only trying to
<v Speaker 2>do trying to himself.
<v Speaker 1>Let him come back in just handlering.
<v Speaker 2>So Sting hits what we are told is a splash
<v Speaker 2>that Booker gets his legs up on and it hurts
<v Speaker 2>both of them.
<v Speaker 1>What did you think this was?
<v Speaker 2>I thought he had a King Kong need drop off
<v Speaker 2>the top.
<v Speaker 1>I thought he jumped and like doesn't jump very often,
<v Speaker 1>so it's like when you jump and like get too
<v Speaker 1>much air so you lose control of your body. He
<v Speaker 1>just was flailing his arms and Booker t didn't know
<v Speaker 1>it was what was coming, so he just laid there
<v Speaker 1>in a fetal position and dug it because that's what
<v Speaker 1>fucking happened. But he does not get his knees up.
<v Speaker 1>He takes it on his side.
<v Speaker 2>Shit hurt, yeah, both of them. So Booker hits the
<v Speaker 2>axe kick and then they cross body each other for
<v Speaker 2>a double down, which I thought.
<v Speaker 1>It was a Sting cross body and Booker going for
<v Speaker 1>the flying forearm because it looked like he fucking hits
<v Speaker 1>Sting in the head.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he his head, Yeah, Sting rolls out of the ring. Well,
<v Speaker 2>Sting jumps over Booker and rolls to the other side
<v Speaker 2>of the ring and then rolls out of the ring
<v Speaker 2>and then he gets dragged under the fucking ring by
<v Speaker 2>an arm and commentary says, what the hell is that?
<v Speaker 1>He drags him under the ring and everyone's confused, and
<v Speaker 1>then Sting is then pushed out from under the ring.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't escape like this arm is in sight shoving
<v Speaker 1>him out of the ring, and he gets in the
<v Speaker 1>ring and he's bleeding.
<v Speaker 2>So Booker then sunset flips him, almost loses him but
<v Speaker 2>doesn't good recovery your fore to and then Sting hits
<v Speaker 2>a DDT for it two and Sting goes for the
<v Speaker 2>death drop the same way he did earlier, but yes
<v Speaker 2>into the bookend and we get a three count with
<v Speaker 2>Booker winning the match.
<v Speaker 1>Fun finish there the call back to the reversal fro
<v Speaker 1>on Jared earlier, but Booker had its scout and he
<v Speaker 1>must have been watching Nitro from the hospital and then
<v Speaker 1>and then he counted to the book end, got the
<v Speaker 1>win very cool. Uh, this match deserved way more time,
<v Speaker 1>but Booker's hurt face face not enough time. Of course,
<v Speaker 1>on the show, Sting has a match with Dale.
<v Speaker 2>Torborg at the fucking pay per view. We don't have
<v Speaker 2>time for this shit.
<v Speaker 1>We have some build for that here, James. Because Sting
<v Speaker 1>loses and his only concern is going out of the
<v Speaker 1>ring and find whatn'ch you? I guess makes sense. I
<v Speaker 1>would want to know who dragged me out?
<v Speaker 2>Who the hell's under there? You never left?
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's a big red man, the demon, the demons
<v Speaker 1>under the ring, and he gets out from the ring
<v Speaker 1>and Sing is kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 2>Sting just kicks the demon's ass. That's the man who
<v Speaker 2>used to be Dale Torborg.
<v Speaker 1>He's the demon now he kicks his ass. And then Vampiro,
<v Speaker 1>who is just fucked. He is gone. He takes his
<v Speaker 1>time to get down here with Muda. He walks up
<v Speaker 1>behind Sting, turns him around and time stands still. He
<v Speaker 1>is so gone, wow, Like it almost looks like Sting
<v Speaker 1>has to say, fucking hit me? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>So Jerry runs down and he hits Booker with a
<v Speaker 2>guitar as the Great Muda is kicking him it's with
<v Speaker 2>a chair. He leaves his I'm sorry the chair.
<v Speaker 1>Who did he give the guitar to? Oh? I don't
<v Speaker 1>fucking I swear he like.
<v Speaker 2>A ship guitar.
<v Speaker 1>He hits, He hits with his guitar, and Muda just
<v Speaker 1>stands there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Muda and oh my god, this this show
<v Speaker 2>is nuts, so.
<v Speaker 1>So much that happens here in this fucking ending. It's
<v Speaker 1>like every angle in one. This isn't even the go.
<v Speaker 2>Home to the pay per view. We are two away.
<v Speaker 2>So Muda and Vampiro drag Sting up the ramp while
<v Speaker 2>kicking his ass. Jarrett somehow has gotten a rope from
<v Speaker 2>the ceiling.
<v Speaker 1>I have no fucking clue. Was this like Stings? That's
<v Speaker 1>what I thought, But there's no like Sting has a
<v Speaker 1>whole goddamn setup for it and a clamp that clamps.
<v Speaker 2>Will still be down sing. How did this side beg
<v Speaker 2>of you? Like?
<v Speaker 3>How did he was setting it up when he was
<v Speaker 3>at the hospital. Not really, he wasn't really at the hospital.
<v Speaker 1>He was lying.
<v Speaker 3>He didn't go to the hospital.
<v Speaker 1>Who did they take out an ambulance? Then?
<v Speaker 3>I mean, just yes, Terry Taylor for the rope. That's
<v Speaker 3>why Terry Taylor covered for him.
<v Speaker 2>You know, he's like sting said, I know I'm gonna win.
<v Speaker 2>Just drop my shit. At the end of the mass,
<v Speaker 2>I will get out of here with the belt.
<v Speaker 1>Well, sadly that doesn't work out for Booker T. No.
<v Speaker 2>He ties Booker T's hurt leg to the rope and
<v Speaker 2>then it pulls Booker T's leg only up, just his leg.
<v Speaker 1>Just enough that his leg is straight up in the air,
<v Speaker 1>and Booker is just awkwardly crunched on the floor like
<v Speaker 1>he's not he's not like dangling. It's just enough to
<v Speaker 1>hold him up for what Jarrett does after.
<v Speaker 2>So up on the ramp there is the demon with
<v Speaker 2>a stick of fire like a caveman.
<v Speaker 1>A sting is hitting the demon's coffin. They got stinging.
<v Speaker 2>There's coffin. Oh, I'm all you could go in there.
<v Speaker 2>What well, what if the demon spit fire onto the
<v Speaker 2>coffin that stings in and then immediately they put the
<v Speaker 2>fire out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's even worse, James. He fucking blows fire on
<v Speaker 1>this fucking coffin, sets it on fire. Immediately a man
<v Speaker 1>with a fire extinguisher shoots it at it doesn't put
<v Speaker 1>out any of it and just leaves it's on fire
<v Speaker 1>for the rest of this segment.
<v Speaker 3>So then it cuts back.
<v Speaker 2>Bookert's leg and Jared got his side, he got his
<v Speaker 2>guitar back, and then Jared's watch this and then he
<v Speaker 2>slings and he hits Booker's leg with a guitar.
<v Speaker 1>He breaks a guitar over Booker's knee. I wrote, Jesus
<v Speaker 1>Christ Man, I'm watching the shot Jared's with a guitar.
<v Speaker 1>That's a fucking coughing on fire time fans one a time.
<v Speaker 1>This is madness.
<v Speaker 3>Holy I could they give us out of time? With
<v Speaker 3>all the anarchy, this is a catastrophe of it.
<v Speaker 2>This is two weeks away from the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>Like, this is a fucking catastrophe.
<v Speaker 5>Man, We're gonna have like at least four more shows
<v Speaker 5>before the paper You're right, yeah, and like these and
<v Speaker 5>under russa Nitro and thunder angles like continued on these shows,
<v Speaker 5>so like, yes, we're gonna get four more shows before
<v Speaker 5>we get to the pay per view between Sting and
<v Speaker 5>Dale Torborg.
<v Speaker 1>And the Sting match spoilers goes less than a minute.
<v Speaker 1>Sting of the Demon goes less than men and he
<v Speaker 1>beats them.
<v Speaker 2>So one thing that w w F good at this
<v Speaker 2>time was that like every episode had like one big
<v Speaker 2>thing that you remembered, so like anytime you would remember
<v Speaker 2>back right, you could very very easily identify an episode
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what is the crux of this episode?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>And instead on WCW Nitro at this time, it's like
<v Speaker 2>they did all of those moments every week, so we
<v Speaker 2>would get one hundred moments and one week like we
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<v Speaker 2>one of five hundred angles on this show and we're
<v Speaker 2>two weeks for the pay reviews. Yeah, man, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>see this resolved six times over. By the time we
<v Speaker 2>get a new blood.
<v Speaker 1>You could tell me every angle was finished tonight, and
<v Speaker 1>I'd fucking believe you.
<v Speaker 2>Ding it, stuck, stuck, and cost.
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