Club 520 - Jeff Teague on beating Joe Johnson & Nightcap 3v3, Diddy documentary, Christmas gifts

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Baby? You know what's funny? Man?
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I'm sure that what's crazy is he cooked for his
niggas and poured that period. I would have smacked up
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A type of sweet characteristics in that Jolly Ranchers. Get
you a shot of yager or something, shot of hen
he put some hair on your chest. Jolly Ranchers is crazy, but.
You're still eating horrid Jolly Ranchers. I'm judging you, bro,
bro Hord, Jolly Ranchers, and now letters is crazy, Bro.
Not so you're not gonna putting oh leaders in this.
I'm still something on the pack, bro Hord.
Jolly Ranchers. Bro, that's crazy.
As I'm too old to be walking around my tongue
different colors, Bro, I can't.
I gotta.
I think that far he would be because niggas smacking
blue rassberry jolly just going to talk to take him
a while for him to go down her lips. And
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That's what you say your phone. I mean money, you
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about ship on the show. You know what I mean
about drinking my cook what's face right? Rice to drink?
What was that? He was disappointed in you. I drink
crystal light tea, your cup tea.
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Man.
If you know me, I used to hooping at Jordan
T's when I was in Minnesota. This is one of
my favorite period hoop shoes.
Yeah, and this.
Remind me of the good old days man, when Jordan
came back after retirement and he came back and started
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He's still special. Noh well said. And it's crazy back
in the day, you know what I'm saying. The toe
cap re released, a lot of people going back and
forth about that, keeping the o G silhouette with them.
I like to look to you know what I'm saying,
give a little bit of character. Yeah, he's fire man.
I can't hate. They're not better than my d Roses
or whatever, but they definitely they definitely.
Shots are still ten. Shout the stock x.
Stock Man, appreciate you showing a little always shout out
to the family. Those are classics for sure.
While we were here talking about shoes, is it still
lit to get like shoes for Christmas?
Like? Do kids care about that anymore?
Because back in the day we used to look forward
to them Holiday releases, like, you know, if I'm gonna
get one thing, make sure you go ahead throw them
under tree, Mom Dukes?
Is that even a thing anymore? I can't wait to
see them? M Yeah, was crazy.
Hopefully you know our didas found it is tapped in
and our Christmas gift is real nice.
Hopefully somebody stocks because them is crazy. I'm grateful for
any jellyfish. Those those black ones are.
Anybody is wondering on you know, stock Eggs or Alas Jr.
That is a designer shoot one thousand percent.
Yeah, the all black though, it's crazy, and just the
line of people was really smiling for them.
That was hilarious.
But I think getting getting I think kids really still
man kids only won't They don't even ask for games,
no more ship once they get the game systems kind
of they just want to get fresh, you think, so, yeah, bro,
I don't think kids is really asking for too much. Bro?
What you asking for for Christmas this year? Though? What's
on your list? Well?
Since we hear I don't know, probably some more cook
word for the crib. I retired, but I still like,
you know, a little random outdoor kitchens. I need a
new camp cheft. I want a new double barrel grill. Uh,
I would love a pellet smoker. That's like at the
top of my list. I don't need no shoes or clothes.
You know what you put in the pell smoker. You
know what I'm saying.
For some of it, probably I'm gonna probably skin a brisket.
You gotta skin it. Once you get it, you gotta
skin it again, get all the fat up off of it,
leave a little. But then a brisket is gonna be
my first ordeal.
Well, she she had some word said to her because
she had a little family. Kick back it with the
bobs too, but she ain't take the men right off
the back of the ribs.
It don't. But you don't even got too all the
time though.
Apparently it's it was necessary.
Yeah, well sometimes it could be a little tough. Yeah,
they see if you leave. If you leave that that
what's the name on it? You got to put it
in the oven after you cook it. You chop them up,
throw them in the oven for about an iron three
seventy five, Yeah, and it'll break them down.
You like them green eggs, green eggs what like grills
called the egg Put me on.
I don't know nothing about it.
I want one of them in my backyard.
We said about to go doctor on them. Yeah, I
want them in my back I ain't saying that the
fire right there.
Yeah, I need one of them in my back.
I've been yeah, I've been seeing seeing them pretty. I
want to get it built in. I ain't gonna use it,
but just look good. I guess you're gonna hop on
the grill. I'm on the next year. I said, I
gotta I gotta become you know what I'm saying that,
I gotta become reliable on the holiday.
I got you, bro, I do want to be better.
I do want to be more hands on with some things. Yeah,
hey brother, I pay you. Ye shot the buck. You
gotta come switch some door handles this week. On the grill.
You got at least, bro, you gotta at least get
on the grill one time, one time. Ya gotta get
your be sick. I'm saying, cook all the way through.
Well you got clean it. Don't poison yourself.
Yeah, you know, I mean the meat still be a
little red. I mean we first ate little grill. Lou
started learning how to grill the chicken. Still it was
a little little.
Could have just throw it. It's been cool.
Okay, sides is a little crazy.
My nigga burgers wash your burgers.
Hate the burger still s back.
Nah, DJ you gotta you gotta tap into.
The I fall a big boy, bro, and he motivates
me every time I see him on the Man's Girl.
He being that bitch whipping up.
I was like, I gotta tap the big boy throw
seafood on his ship.
The butterfly lost. I said, Yeah, ain't nobody pays better
than my dude. That be backyard got He's the goat.
He dropped that fish and it starts sizzling.
Man, Somebody them I might pay your rent up for
the year. Somebody give me a.
Big burrow like that that that might take care of you.
I can't wait to go to South Carolina. We supposed
to make a trip down there. In South Carolina. I'm
something we got up. Shout out to my boy. I
think it's like BSD Bro, he puts a thousand people
in that My boy whipped up. Yeah, that's a customer grill.
He hand made it grill himself. You can tell yeah
he gets you.
I'm buy your grill, bro, You get your career by
your grill, Bro, I don't want you to get evicted
from the spot. Put the grill there, mister Willis, you.
Gotta have you sandy stuff. Sho you got out.
A little boy right. What y'all want for Christmas?
Well, you know I'm saying saying, they want to bring
me some twenty in sh I rock around for my camaro.
I would greatly appreciate it.
Damn. You know I'm glad. I'm shure. I kind of
said that though, because these mother fuckers sucking around go
to Walmart by me a thirty dollars grill, somebody don't
put it.
They're gonna get your personal weapon grin. That's how we
started out on a little like put two hair.
We have four twenty thirty four chicks on that Barbles
got English for the mistakes in her apartment.
Bro is out of pocket. Niggas ands like this, Bro,
swear to God, Bro Charlie the charcoal grill.
We might go after subject, but I always feel for
the people who go to the parks and got to
whip up out there for Bro.
I did that for the family.
Bro.
You know what's terrible time.
I don't want nothing too crazy it ain't even crazy
at all. But could y'all like pay my car insurance.
For the year, give her give her room estimate how
much that costs.
We ain't gonna do that. Foolish car, all of them,
they all are the you know, wow, my people, stay.
Forms one take one.
I don't think we can afford one for the year.
We've be one car one one car for the year.
That's player the Tesla Porsche, the Tesla Porsche D.
I better get my fucking.
They make them betweeny two. So since we had I
mean way bore, no fu no bro, what you're about
to get liability?
Man?
Just like twenty five hundred too crazy? Oh yeah, that
is the one real affordable. We let's do all the
cars rolling turn it up here. That's not too much.
We think about it. Come across your desk, don't worry
about it. I will bring the paperwork for you. Boy,
the exact amount to no matter.
Let's have some dreaks. I got some conversations about some
Christmas ship Barby and work today. Man, Yeah, you wouldn't
be coming out of nowhere now. Yeah, we're glad coming out.
About six three.
Be careful, what's happening on I came to work in
the Marry James with it. Mary Jake, I'm gonna be
your luck. You go stuff wore you give me.
I'm not this carpet. I'm not corporate.
It was stick as hell.
The carpet got re rocked. Ever forget stick.
Look they can see me behind the bar.
Turn up. Well we've got today. What's in this drink?
It is the crane you handle it. So we're still
doing our festival drinks. Festival drink our festive drinks. It
has Cranberry law made and I topped it with sprite.
I ain't going to like that. Tastes like Spright remix
that ship fire.
That remix you take is so good.
A toperisolda of all time, legendary. Yeah, platinum my house
all right? B what you want for Christmas?
A man.
His money? Yeah, based off watching me somewhere his money.
That's crazy. So what do you want for real? What
can we get you for Christmas?
I'm asking y'all for a Barbie chain for the longest.
I want to change, Yes, I just want to change.
I don't even know where to start with the Chaine Barbie.
Let's see Barby picking some new pots.
I know I do want some new cooking, new towels.
I can get them my damnself, say.
Quiet new change, let me take Barbie.
The Masons get a new tail set, paying set, you
know what I mean. New griddle They got the griddles
this big. Now I just bought two of them. Like,
how much would you want your chain to be? If
we got your chain?
I don't know how much they even price, Like, I
just want a cute, little dainty one, nothing too crazy.
You just want like them, Well, just a little something,
you know, like well you can barely see the bar
but I want to see it. But you want to
like that?
No, that's insane, but you know how the girls Nicholas,
just a little you know, not too much. I can't
afford it.
What you want to start with? An ankle?
With an anklet, you need like Mike won't okay?
Now you need like a box of the.
Ankle burst they got sported in shame.
Your ankle, Burson saws. More than what's a.
It's a big chain. It's a big ankle, Brasus.
You want to be spending twenty thousand on yours?
It's a little doing.
That you're gonna spend twenty bands on the ankle.
It's a really big ankle.
Berson, it's a really big ankle.
Brasive.
You're gonna spend fifty thousand that I ain't say that much,
so that's gonna be the worst fifty thousand ever spent. Facts, Bro,
we don't nigga trying to stick you off your chain.
He's like, give you your foot, that's great that like,
can you take it off? I don't really see him, y'all.
He's getting that motherfucker.
Got you get that ship on burnish leg. You're not
walking around with that, not with me.
Bro, Listen, we cannot be going on tour and you're
coming out there with wearing your jeans inside your socks, taper,
sweating taper, sweat, nasty vision. All right, Barbie, what can
the man ask you for it?
For history? Like, is a man out of pocket forgive
you a Christmas list? No?
I like that.
I prefer that so I know exactly what to get.
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Me and I always cry that they don't get good gifts,
and it's just like I don't know who y'all. So yeah,
if I know exactly what to get, that's even easier.
Would you like to get like clothes and shoes and
stuff whatever.
He like, whatever he may desired.
What about they wanted some like it's like dj Li
likee rims, or he wants some beats or some that.
I would prefer to, you know, get a nice, big
gift that he actually appreciates. But I typically try to
do like something designers, something that's like whatever his like
hobbies or something is, and then like a little meaningful
type gift.
Okay, don't don't give me my mother a picture of
my grandma.
I got no pictures of your grandma.
Bitch, I tell you now, bitch across America. Sorry, don't
that Nigga does not want to picture his auntie, his
mama no, his first grade teacher that died and told
him he want. He don't care about none of that,
all that sentimental gifts the head.
Yeah, that ship is crazy. I've never been a sentimental
type nig I mean, I'm not gonna weard I can show.
Yeah, but how you said like you're into cooking and
stuff like that. So something that you can actually use
that thing to get you Okay.
I just when you said cinnamon, that wouldn't put me
in the trauma.
You're gonna give me a statulor like you know, of course,
get something you want.
It's this expensive real that he won't get that.
What's the best gift you ever received from your significant
other or a girl?
Uh?
The coroner?
Oh m hmm, what about you, d j oh I
got to.
Cool, we got flew out.
You better give it out.
To give it up.
Unteah, you said like petty proud mama, you matter like
me like this on a rival.
Let's go before we started oinerary.
Now, I like that idea about it's universal because there's
some people.
It's universal.
Is a nigga fly you out the country.
For Christmas?
Yeah, bitch for.
Each Chicago we're doing. You gotta tune it up.
I'mbout it.
Don't come on a trip, Like what about you flew
a girl out and she was on her time in
the month.
What day?
Say it's the first day, that motherfucker like the like
the barbecue sauce. You know you can rinse her off, though,
you can really rist her off for real.
A girl no funny, no funny, ship, but a woman
if she getting the shower long enough, motherfucker. I don't
know what that water do, but it's like a powerwasher.
It shut everything down, bro.
A few seconds.
So I need this world.
I'll just sweat. Just wait, does she do it?
Y'all? Just wait?
Does she well a trip?
That would suck?
Though?
That a fucking nigga mente up. Even if you did
really like her, niggas kind of be you cut.
Would be like, just tell me so we can cancel
the trip.
Bro, we still wondn't go on the trip.
Now I'm still going you. I was about to say
something you invite somebody else. That's I was able to
make it.
Ship ladies, it's hard to be next thing get six
of you and waiting for the gle make it, you know,
trying to cancel this trip. Try to do it next time.
They're going to bro vacation.
Like, still go on the trip.
Crazy, Still go to the trip, Bro, what's going on?
They cancel?
Yeah, I'm going you just not I'm canceling the.
Trip, Brough. It's just two days, Bro, you can I ain't.
Gonna have no fun. Not to say it like that,
but like like we're going on the beach and ship
like like like we're going to the offense. Yeah, I'm
smoke these niggas. I spent all this money.
Bro.
Always go on the trip, bro, especially if you already
slam before. It's like ah yeah, but it's just like
nah game because we could have just did it next week,
Okay you know what I'm saying, Like you could have.
It's like, let's make sure the balcony, you have a
moment on the back.
What if it's her birthday weekend?
We can do it next week. You're prepared. You ain't
prepared for she has a mouth. I'm saying, like, by
any means going on this the first mike, please pay
this video. Have y'all seen this? I love the addition
a Barbie body. Anybody say that, But she just came out.
I was thinking about I was.
Gonna get darker, but I'm gonna leave it at that.
What the hell just happened?
Please?
He run us from the top, leaves this car. Boy
is dobinle getting fired. This is hilarious. Look how he started.
Though, Well he was sliding with the car.
That's not here. He at the top of the escalator.
He trying to walk him down. Ship just got tricky.
What stores in.
A shopper?
Yeah, that motherfucker window, bro, I'm having flash back. That
was my first job.
Gown escalator like smarter than that and you had to chaninel,
you had to rope them together.
Never happened.
We don't have a store in any Dapolis has an
escalator where we have to.
He's there.
Everything cool there in what's Chicago?
He's an unemployment line because he threw missiles. Now escalator
and a woman that lady, Yeah that's last, by about last.
This woman just got hit.
That's hip, Damn.
She's about to get paid.
The video though it isn't even that bad.
Words about to get that's not even that bad.
Bro, that's terrible.
But the way they hit that glass, why was that
going that fast? Thought?
Can didn't feel it coming though.
I mean, here's probably going down instinct because everybody got
carten was on zero.
But you supposed to rope them, the supposed to put up.
I don't think nobody at the job does that. He
just wanted to get fired.
Bro.
Yes, Bro, yeah, Bro. I used to the carboys. Nigga,
you did not work at the place with no escalator.
But I know how you roped them together. Nigga used
to have a twenty line. You just rode them in
the pis together. Nigga needs to hold up the whole
motherfucking street. And that's why used to do a sam
slow the parking lot. Shut it down, Oh God, shut damn.
It used to be walking hondicapped them into the next
foods to the gas station. Young parts niggas dragging them
bitch as hot as fuck. I'm one day we had
it was eighty eighty seven degrees outside. Nigga, I got
a polo on.
Course. My mama said, who boy, are you working hard?
Ain't you how much you get paid?
Fuck you?
I want to say, get my eighty seven dollars, nigga.
Yeah, I got dog got about ten an hour pushing cards.
That's what I did.
We got five Damn what we got? A little five seventeen.
And Sam Club? Sam Club pay good shout to walk more.
Sam's Club were still locked in starting to get up
the top.
I couldn't even take my girl to eat and get
some shoes.
Damn. Six seventy five.
Boy, you wouldn't going to a trolley for two?
How many hours? When was you working a week?
One day? I worked forty three hours. Nigga got a
hundred ten dollars on the check. Nigga had a one fourteen.
I got one hundred and ten dollars. Worst day of my.
Lord, should have no dependence on your taxis. I said,
it ain't no fucking watch you for that one.
I said, I ain't never getting a real job. That
was the moment I decided to make the NBA. Sure God,
they collect to the market. I can't do my nigga.
I'm so young and dumb.
I was hyped.
I got one team, y'all, Mama, like you worked forty three,
I got once. Maybe it's okay you wasted you wasted
your time. Damn. I left. I left a basketball camp
early for that ship. It was dark, bro, what the
fuck out to tap into that ring holo.
Respect everybody. I would have what been on wage is?
Now?
What is it?
But probably seven five? Still, Hey, I think it is for.
Real this economy ain't no way nobody's taking seven Yeah,
yeah that's twenty five. Bro, Pay the people more man.
Shaking the cup.
It's a lot of hard working people out here. Man,
pay these people more. Man everything.
I'm going up if you live off that, bro. Yeah,
I've been there before, so I noticed. I know what
to feel like. Bro, we need to get thirty years ago.
That's crazy.
Ship full Locker we did because we got got commissioned.
We definitely got minimum wage.
Though about to say after the commission I ain't really
I ain't never had like I worked minimum wage.
Well, I went off my discount so I didn't never
look about check.
So how did you make selling shoes?
Finessing?
Okay, that was too hard for me.
It's crazy, though. It depends upon who you work with.
Like at full Locker, if you had a cool manager,
he'll let you suck with a release. You know what
I'm saying, that's easy money. You're working five and on
Tuesday night you are working for free.
You ain't getting it said, making twenty eight dollars going
to work, bro, hit the block.
And you got to you got to ask me as
the same show in the back for all times. Boy,
fuck you in this motherfucker air marks. I'm already mad.
I made twenty five dollars put up to work today.
You a your gass?
Literally, yeah that was then ship.
Depending where you work, it is two thousand with gases
four dollars a gallony.
Yes it was. Yeah.
I would have been worked there, yes word, so you
worked fairly close.
I couldn't believe I made one ten at the fourty
three hours. You know what, I'm going back to that man.
I think you misread that.
Bro, I swear to got it misread you got my fucker.
You were too young to have garnishment.
Brother, I made one hundred and ten dollars. I couldn't
bottle Lebron's, but my mama had to give me the
rest of the money. I'll never get the moment.
Working for three hoursfucker still got to cut in with you.
And I wouldn't even know how to work forty hours
because I was too young.
He went over time. You don't get time. I was
sitting damn shout out to Brittany Turner grandma. I was
sitting there with her stealing.
Who was the manager at that before? That's what you
need to.
Put me on? He might quick because I was stealing.
He hit your check. He said, hey, you don't go
back to work. I said, wow, going back? Sorry, les On.
Hell no respect.
Man.
Shout out to og Man. What other video we got?
Shout out to them podcasts not gonna like to get
a kick catch every day? Have you seen this nightcap
talking ship? They said, line it up?
Oh oh yes, I'm I'm whoever just said that?
Why?
I was just thinking about that earlier to day, having
all the podcasters, all the podcasts five twenty, the pivot, uh,
busting with the boys. But listen and just something competitive
where we all were we all we all compete in something.
I mean that that would be so fun, like a
like a podcast war or something. I don't know.
I'm just what we what we're playing. I mean, it
could be anything.
They say three, we're good.
Hey, we're good.
Hey Hey them boy like they hire Man were good.
Joe, don't worry about it, Joe, you can jump. Got
locked up, alright, guts locked up, bro we're not gonna.
Do we match up.
Daughter, You not play him?
Yeah, we just got a triple teams up.
Yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah, you're gonna try to bully Joe.
We're gonna have trouble. That's gonna be about everybody. Yeah,
shout to them, shout the nightcat. We'll beat you, for sure.
A matter of fact, line, we can play anything like Yeah,
we have beat them pretty much anything. Football. We would
cook them. You know why, Shane, they can't move he.
Could be quarterback. Bro, it's over quarterback.
We cooked a quarterback. We can't guard chat No, I
can't go and guard Joe. Bro. Yeah, we cooked, we
cook yoking everything football.
I might be good, though, I'm curious quiet we're bowling
when we winning were good bowling. I know I'm a
better bowler than.
We can bowl.
But football is bowling. Me and Mike got Mike got
me and Mike got us. That'll be crazy, Michael, hold
us down the boat.
I like the fact he said all the podcast, he
said the pivot, we run the threes of the pivot.
That's damn.
About to be in every picking roll. Actually, they don't
even want to pick up basketball. I don't think Ryan
too strong. We need to Referenryan Fred and he ain't
moving a minute. Oh yeah, yeah, we beat them. But
in bowling I like that though.
Well write them to the field day for it.
Yeah, bowling, we store all jv P too. Yeah, we
beat them.
I mean, shout though, fact list and my boy challenge
him to the bowler. Let's challenge him in bowling. We
put that out there night Cat verse five twenty in
bowling and jb P.
Straight to the BA too. We gotta resolve that too. Yeah,
we ain't forgot. I don't think we can beat them.
And there they've been clowning too. Shout to my dogs.
They've been wilding. What's so funny? So y'all probably don't
know if y'all have been seeing it or not. Charlie
V just got caught on to double lim y'all. Sick
Charlie V. Sick Charlie trying to put him up on
the screen. He just looked like he was devastated.
It's just about and I'm gonna say you right now
to power your boys.
And this platform is crazy because the Marcus Cusins was
on there called him freaking zy on National Time.
Oh my god, that's my dog, he said, many gotta be.
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You please play that video Barbie in this situation, what
would you do if it was out with your man
and this happened?
Look at him.
That's how that big girl did not read lamb chop.
The night somebody took not reading lamp shop. A big
girl walk past, and I read nigger ate his lamp chop.
Nigga kept walking, would not read the Georgia Street. He
couldn't docusins.
He just.
Looked like he fight.
But my first question is he already take a simple
of that lamp shop. It didn't matter he pushed it
off the get coach or sometimes she.
Has like they already only did you three lamp shops
and you even tried it.
You would wrapping up.
Anyway, Barbie chasing her down.
The laid with ice cream.
Well, we're gonna talk about the video first.
Yeah, we're fighting, damn because first off, you try to
look like you can out deep throat me with the
damn ice cream.
We got to I got to chase Okay, I'm sorry.
She's talking about mother fuck old throwing.
That's what means.
Look y'all though me think that she's like that, probably
go damn heard me touch my hand, bitch close chasing
him down?
I pried to accidentally did like gave it.
That was a highlight of his damn day, no, no way.
And when he realized that I was still there, he said,
my milk, bagnig you have that beautiful white woman.
We gotta.
Excuse me, sister. You sat that beautiful white one. That
is one of the most ignorant movies of all time,
and I love it so much.
Bro. What favorites? Bro? God, you just gets everybody in the.
Partnigga said, And I'm pregnant her mother with your baby.
What was the name? Shaky Daddy said, that's the baby's lunch.
He said, that's why.
That ship is crazy like the ketchup on her toes.
Damn disgusting, making worse. Mims want me to say, sorry,
that's one of the greatest movies ever. Bro. Y'all fright
they be doing them at the beginning movie stuffed me out.
She was like, my son, look that.
Y'all just woke up the really Jermaine Jackson's back. Go
ahead and play the realer's back. Baby, say crazy. My
God always be telling me to chill out. No go crazy,
you man, man, I want to get don look real bro, boy,
he in the nursing homes tearing ship up.
That nigga like a bibblehead like that ship crazy? Who
does that?
Jermaine left handed? Bro, I ain't a regular nigga doing that. Bro.
It's called the Treasure's Collection dump by my brother and
my late brother Michael.
There's two hundreds some pieces and he.
Did author been pissed if he's seen you doing some
motherfucker flea market and his ship told you. I'm just
trying to figure out, like look at cus line.
Oh that's theirs like be having Bro. No, that's I'm
like shot, it's getting yelling. The back of it is crazy.
I just can't see it.
What's the back.
Oh, it's a whole party.
Back like this. It's a real question. How y'all get
y'all like like how he gets hair like that?
Who you're acting?
I'm just saying, y'all, girl got hair, Like, what do
you do for?
That's all jail.
That's the jail treatment. Yeah.
Wait, that's hair. I thought that was spray. That's spray.
Look here.
Beginning that's that's hair.
Hair at the top.
He spread it down and fill it all in. It's
all that's all jail down the back.
Like who's people do to be? Like? Yeah, like, that's
that's the one.
There you go.
They got the back of his head. Oh that's wicked.
That's the whole back there, that's tail. Yes, that's.
Here.
That's all jail packed.
That nigga up forever he got is crazy and he
didn't talking about I was acting the fool. Yeah, I
ain't right, yo, I ain't rocking.
Up tail in the back insane.
I'm pissed. That's my big brother.
Yeah, that's why I might left them niggas because I
do ship like this.
Yeah, bro, bro, look at he and he get that
ship lined up.
Yeah, put the easel has there ever been like that
for the long Yeah.
Why they put the black parade on that.
That's fucked up and that's jack got ship to do
with that, bro, shout out to shout out to my
brother jamar Man. It's just random thought. He was talking
earlier about how my nigga just stopped Ramadan. We were
talking about the holidays coming up and how you know,
his first couple of days, first ram his first day
being a Muslim.
He was like, yeah, I'm practicing Ramadan, and that nigga
was eating on the second day, on the go on
the game second day smacking, were like, nigga, what you
what you're doing? Like, what you mean niggas robbing what
you're eating? He was like, I can't do that. Ship
the Lord. No, I'm trying next year.
Wipe his hands on the cart.
There would be a big hour cry hours rolling for
about three that he get mattered. How we bring it
up too, You were all out.
You ain't get us some water like a piece of bread, hard, bro,
I need a ten piece, got.
Hard to fast, bro? You got a ten piece, bro,
trying to tell you do get the You gotta lock
you in the fast bro. That's just that's just tough.
I tell my people that I ain't doing it all right,
So while we're here, how long could I go without
your food?
How long you got if we had have a bit
even I hain't all that.
I was hot and niggas dropped that news.
Is there right now?
Right now?
Look, get sad.
Little mouth. That's family.
I was hot.
I was just bad time and feed me all day, bro.
Niggas we were so hungry, niggas ordering fries a calamari.
What's crazy?
Niggas was trying to rash that ship so we can.
Yeah, bro, but yeah, going I couldn't. That's why I
could never be a part shout to the Christians. Even
fast but I skipped that. I don't even guess me
on the back again because it ain't no way. I
can't fast, Bro, that's too much. Bro, I don't see
the point of it, but I guess it cleanses your mind.
It's a restart to your life, a mental challenge, mental challenge,
and I ain't mentally there.
Respect.
I probably fast with something else, like yeah, food is
no Yeah, I can't do food or water and all
that ship. I can't do that, but I probably give
them my phone or something.
Yeah, I do before food. Damn there, I'll give up
anything for food. Kids.
Could you give up sex?
Oh yeah, for for a steak, for a piece of roasting.
You want food or six s?
These ain't too freaking.
For some food.
Every day, bro, that's nask away. Respective boy. If I
got to retire my food to eat some coachy nigga,
that bitch might die. I might pull that motherfug off
of her.
Tender. My family get mad at me.
But in the family group chat, niggas was like, we
always do Christmas home, we do quasa and no responses something.
The niggas was nothing.
CUsing them coolo, because you get a gift.
Every every day.
But they're not for gifts though, gives like with Barbie
with Grandpa Barbie, Daddy beat her as shut up.
The dollar tree.
Just went the dollar General on this boarding. They got
something to drink, get a toy.
Nuts, bro.
Yes, I was happy, y'all.
Shout out to the film. Now niggas was nothing that
I was like, Yeah, let's look into that. Next year's
a wild niggas man. Thinking about Quanta this year. Some
people that celebrates shout my little sister, not low tray audio. Yeah,
I ain't mad at Quansas. Know he put up the
rules of Quansas. They can eat and ship right, Yes, it.
Was a sport.
Then there, boy, when came by niggas, nothing what we got.
I got disrespect. They do wor shikis, though they do
during the week. During the holiday, a lot of them
worm every day each day. One principal was focused on.
I know that's a lot. I gotta remember all the names. Oh,
you gotta celebrate something every day, driving for unity in
the family community nation.
Did you say the name right eat money at the bottom.
Yeah, I know they get people leaders watching this in
your struggle. I funk with that, Yeah with it. But
you know what I'm saying, my family, I don't like, Well,
I'm celebrating, but at least not be died this year.
Police, police, not that it's just Christmas.
Yeah, but I'm saying that's what we calling it.
Perspect Yeah, listen police.
You know it's crazy to make police not be dying
Merry Christmas because sounds like sending her. Yeah. Look, we
laughed about quality. Older say about say police tears, she
celebrates her last one. It's come back to Crystal down.
Keeping this tradition. Don't put the real tree, you gonys,
come here with the kids.
Now you like candles?
For that? I really asked you African Christmas.
Think like a green candle?
Or is that the Jewish?
Oh man, I'm sell uncultured. I'm sorry.
About religion practices. Do not watch this podcast? What time
they bout that? What mon? What's time?
The years? Everything's in December?
Thank you? I told you like a red one a green.
I want to be fair. You look at the quantita
candles and candles. That's crazy. Really celebration, That's what I was.
That's what the fourteenth to the twenty second. Okay, that's
when you celebrate Honikah and I think, yeah, what's quasi
quass at the end?
Right? Yeah?
I try to start selling something else. Man, they get
that long of a time. Yeah, Christmas only a day.
I ain't getting enough shit. I can't funk with you
for a week. Give you a gift every day for
a week.
I like you that I need that at the end
of the month. That's a lot. If you celebrate qus
please staff and would love to talk to you.
Yeah, and it's no offense to nobody. Celebrate what you
want to respect to your house.
Love.
You are laughing at job Man. They just silly.
Oh oh yeah, stupid bro. Mike, what you celebrate Christmas?
You know you differently? We go eating ship. Nigga be
saying all type of different prayers. I don't know what
the niggas what.
Damn. Sometimes nigga pray sometime Nigga don't know.
That's why I just never skip this, skip this plate.
Niggas. Let my grandpa passed her. The next week, he'd
be like, did you see what happens out shout to
mic Man? What's his rude over? We're gonna, you know,
eat everybody that weird ship. I'll be talking about what
we're doing, y'all. We'll be all niggas waiting when they food.
Mike food come out first, and niggas be looking at us. Nigga,
so you never grab your fork. This nigga hungry as fun.
Niggas food smoking his food, all ready to eat. Niggas
just sitting there. He like, anybody gonna take.
A bike, you have to take the first bike together, nigga.
That's why I asked you you Perston women at.
The table, there's four niggas.
He waiting up I don't wait for y'all to take
y'all first bike. I'll make sure everybody got their food though.
All right, Mike, niggas, I treat me like a side
biting eat your food, nigga.
I'm not here with you, nigga. My mom shouts to
the queens. But that pieces here. Yeah, listen here. I
went out to eat last night. I finished my food
so fast. Center. It was like, she was like, you
could have kept the play here.
I was like, she for what.
She's like, get it deserve.
As soon as I say major pain.
I'm not waiting to eat it. That's crazy.
It's over because oh man, Barbie White, you' here.
I want to ask you this question. It's completely random.
But they were talking about a recent on the time.
I was like, how that season, you know what I'm saying,
people get snowed in and stuff like that. It's like
you are ashamed to use a man's bathroom, you know
what I'm saying. If you're not locked in like that.
I'm not about to sit there and pain me. I'm
going to go to the restroom.
Hopefully he got two Yeah, hopefully, Yeah. Use my spirit.
No, don't dominate the man in situations where they we're
too restirooms thankfully.
Going to snowed in, Like, how how do you fake it? Like?
What you faking? I'm just gonna make sure that I
have like some spray.
And what about you ain't got no spray? Are you
gonna ask you the comment? Use the comment?
That's what I'm saying. I will go about spray.
Got that.
Nasty, then we're gonna be nasty together.
Ship.
Turn the fan on, like make that do you like
make a joke about like I do that bitch down
come out of my mouth and that ship is capt
j by a match.
That's lady, lady, little match your hash to start a
real part.
What you're gonna do?
You gotta take a dump at your your people's house,
and it ain't nothing like it ain't no comment, ain't
nothing that you're gonna come out and.
Just be like, y'all that's food. We ain't funk me
up with what you're gonna probably not gonna say nothing.
I'm gonna just be I'm gonna try and be real
sneaky with it.
Where we can smell it.
You ain't even notice it.
Cut the shower on too.
Yeah, yeah, you might have to take a shower.
I'm about to get in the shower and yeah, then
just mix it in with the shower base.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I've had to tell my fun they came out
of the bathroom. I said, no, we let's go, let's
go back. Let's go back my hey day mother. Let'
let's hit the shower like after practice.
I ain't never not took a shower through. Yeah, but
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Yeah, you ship it on the airplane.
Nigga outs fucked up, nigga, it ain't cant bigga.
I went home and took a shower because after followed
at home and bleach myself all fucked up.
Y'all throw a bleach on my back. And shit the
real first slash. I don't know.
I just need to cleanse everything. I was in the
I was in there for the whole flight because niggas
trying to use the bathroom. Brom the door, go to
the back.
Over here, you did on the first bathroom, niggagas I
forgot went some soul food, nigga, and it was it was,
it was, And I always tell you, nigga was. I
got my my biggest fears Vegas, and it was my
biggest fear is to happen to use the restroom in
public places. That's my biggest fear of all time. And
I told these niggs, I said, we shouldn't be eating
this food. But it was so good. I was smacking ship.
But we had to leave so early.
So you know, when you first wake up at like
three in the morning, you ain't gonna use the restroom.
But I knew about seven, I'm like, seven is gonna
kick in, like man, fuck that kicked in, But it
kicked in differently like I was sick, bro.
I ain't never sending to it.
I didn't like never we took. We was in Vegas, Nigga.
We took before we took off nigga. I was in
the restaurant we landed.
I was.
That's a four hour flight cut.
That's crazy.
It wouldn't stop.
That's crazy.
Overflow they got Somebody had to ask, like you got some.
You had to track to do it.
She's like, should we call some you? I'm okay, I
had some white as for some you want a plane?
You know that motherfucker was one plot.
I was to shut you the wife. I know he
was in there like that killer.
I hurt. Look the worst day in my life. I
went home and bleached myself and I said in the
to bleach for.
Your whole back.
Don't want to get out of here without DJ recapping
Diddy though, who I watched it, Hey, I gotta d
got it. It's insane. Bro's legendary. He did all of it.
What's your favorite parts?
I think they're a favorite, but I feel like he
did everything than you. Something the crazy ship I saw
is when he went to his homeboy office. It was
twenty five percent Owner of a Bad Boy, his son's godfather,
and walked in. He said, allegedly with the bat in
the suitcase and signed it. So I'm gonna be.
That's very believable.
Yeah, I feel like he did that not much bad. Yeah,
I need that bad. I remember the moment I thought
about doing that to y'all. I'm gonna take a gun
up there, just be like my sign over the said.
I had the same though before.
I was like, what if they try to just like ship?
I take too lo.
No, I don't know what dude signed it over though.
I would never sign. I know why he was allegedly.
Keep people murk. Now, you got to murk me, cause
at least my family would have got the twenty five percent.
I'm not signing. I'm not signing allegedly.
Did you see in the contract where we're big that
he had signed the contract and that he passed changed
the body of the contract.
Allegedly alegend But god, well the guy who did it said,
I mean, well we tried to do. I mean he
might be on working to the doc. That's what happened, Yes.
And we can't believe or not believe it. That's our
personal opinion.
Yeah, he was just on a roll, like this ship
that said that happened with Sugar Homeboy and how he
got shot and how he was killed.
But that's crazy.
The thing that surprised me the most, kind of like
if it was true, like when Biggie passed, he was
gonna be on the rolling Stone cover. Yeah, and then
for him to be like, now I don't put Big
on there, put me on there, and then he was
on the rolling Stone cover. That kind of was like
that was true. That kind of hurt my heart a
little bit. I'm like, damn, that's fucked up. The funeral
point like yeah, yeah, but they came out Bigger State
said that wasn't true. Okay, even when I at the funeral,
But even when I seen like you see the video
of Big, like you can see the fear of his face,
like I don't want to be in La no more.
He's you can't do that ship. He was like, no,
he has to stay here.
I'm like, listen, I don't know if this dog is
supposed to make s you look away, but it's selling
because that crazy it's sold me.
Whoever made the doctor? But they had me over here
like y'all finished it. Yeah. I turned it off when
it got to like the Cassie stuff. I don't like
that when that get kind of dark. Yeah, that ship, yeah,
that was nasty. Yeah, because like the niggas. That the
freaky niggas. That the freaky niggas. Yeah, niggas. I don't
like them. And he was like, yeah, this was so crazy.
This for six years. I'm like, Nigga, wasn't that crazy?
Nigga?
You can still I mean it is Cassie though, no
disrespect she do probably do look kind of good though.
I mean, if some he's paying you five thousand dollars
to and that's the line of work that you live in,
it's not that far fished.
But from the outside view, all that shit is crazy.
Oh no, it's wild. But Cassie is kind of bad though.
I mean, it's Cassie.
Shout to Cassie, but that situation was just crazy, like
the fact that he had that much power over people
and too people. That's perception of him was just like, man,
he was a dancer, now he would have danced. At
what point he he became a gangsters just like.
He's laying here.
You can say all that stuff, But I thought he
was corny, Like even on the awards, he was like
remember when they was like, if you don't want to
do it all in your video, if you see when
he like how he responded he was like he was
the dude he was talking about is me, But I
got love for Snoop Dogg.
I got love for these dudes. Blah blah blah. So
it looked like he was kind of like so people
said after that, he was like yeah, we yeah, he
turned it up.
Yeah.
It was very methodical with his get back. Just so
some of the stories you heard just like he was
playing a long game a lot of shit, even with
the women, like the kemp boordership, like that mean, I'll
be sure girl and her being the main secretary there
and Nigga waited her out four years.
That's that is kind of crazy. That's crazy you think
about that. That's wow.
Yeah, so I mean that that's I don't got that
much time you think you could do that? Like wait,
Like I ain't that kind of person like to plot
that out for that long.
Like damn.
I used to want to be sure girl when I
was youngin at the studio, and now when I get older,
I'm about to get her.
Yeah, I think that is a long time. But if
you like, if you see something that you want her
and you know her, you might double down. Be like
when you catch her four or five years later, you
know what I mean, approach her again, but like every
day and trying to work on it for four years
is crazy. Yeah, but niggasn saying something and been like
all right, then call her. I'm like all right, it's
time now.
Yeah. But like to be in fat they said, he
was like in Fatua. Yeah, that's different, and I'm the artist,
so I mean he was like, yeah, they worked together
like that, but that is crazy. But he did it
with Aaron Sermon ship.
Yeah, he was chores like if I want your girl'm
gonna get your girl no matter what it takes.
Damn. That locked in made him that successful. But that
locked in is also like, yeah, it's a different switch
that he got.
That slogan came from take that take that respect, boy.
I don't know if they came from now like a
little darker. He was wild in that bitch. He did
a lot of taking one. He did a lot of
taking pauls.
It was wild.
Yeah, that ship broke my heart to see his wife
talk about this ship. She was just like, yeah, he
was about the side of death row. And then you
know what I'm saying, the shooting happened. He said he
didn't go death row.
That's crazy. Bro. Yeah, but yeah, if you haven't watched it,
please check it out. It is crazy.
I'm happy you tapped into the Eddie Murphy dock a
boy be heitting on watch TV, but he checked it
out Adam Sailor interview.
Then Eddie Murphy to go. Is he on Netflix too?
Yeah?
He didn't sit down with what's the old dude from Indiana?
Damn Jay Leno from Indiana? Uh from Boss Letterman? He said,
down with Letterman. Adam Sandler did, telling his little his
life story kind.
Of the fact though it is Eddie Murphy ship.
No, no, no, it's just an interview. They're just sitting
down on the stage and they just talking. Uh. But
you know Eddie Murphy stunned on us. Yeah, that's fire.
I even told j when I saw the picture of him,
and he told the picture of him and Charlie Murphy
but his dad, and I said, bro, just everything is
just legendary about him.
For legendary for sure, but this one right here is
just oh yeah, my next guess is fire.
I've seen a couple of those episodes for sure. He's
had some good guests on there. I'll tap it for
that for sure. Netflix is in the world. By the way,
they bought Warner Brothers.
Right, Yeah, it's lit two billion about Yeah, it's all
about to be on Netflix.
Eighty two billion.
Yeah, you know what I want to come back out
man death comedy jam like the originals, like I can't
find them for ship, Damn.
I wonder where you can stream the matter. I know somewhere.
Don't got a good DV.
Like when Martin might be actually true, I wouldn't be
surprised for this. We used to watch that ship religiously.
Bro the next day, it's a bald lady All this week.
I thought Martin was funny for real?
What I'm prom Oh yeah, I'm tapped in and Bernie
was my favorite to go. They were like motherfucking coffor
who did I like from her? I said, that was
the first time I'm saying Garryowen too well.
That nigga, well one nigga was funny as hell. He said,
you go to a Chinese restaurant. They sell anything and
everything he said.
He said. He was like yo, he was like, we
can make for you, like ship, fuck it, you got
a fur coat back? Wow, we can make for you.
He said, you got barbecue core we can make. That's crazy.
That's racist.
Barbie corn Flax is crazy.
Oh my fat nigga earthquaking. Oh yeah, that's the old
big boy name. That was real fast Bruce. Bruce shout
the comic you man as well said body Bob, I'm
in the cockpit. That's a good place for your lasso.
And what was a little dark skinned girl like yo?
That ship she was on soul playing some more.
Yeah, nigga said, you look like the same fat joker
that was sent it in front of the wife. Ain't
talking about they spelled Mason's wrong this nigga, I was
into your watch the ship every you know what's crazy.
They may not even mainstream that's typo comedy anymore because
everything is so offensive quote unquote.
Now you didn't make got to see that ship.
The show was not the same type of comics some
more though either.
Yeah, like even like that Asian joke, people be like, oh,
that's not pocket.
The way the way Bernie Man talking on kings of comedy,
you can't say that.
Bro. Can't say the F word, Bro, You can't punk
as Yeah, yeah, you can't call them punks. Those are
words to get you off TV forever. Respect, he's YouTube. Respect.
I can't say punk, you can say that's the other
word that that's the master.
Oh the work.
It still was amazing though, Like his content that stand
up Yeah, one of the best ever.
I missed that. I missed those days.
The only do that kind of pulls that give me
that same nostalgia. It's like that white dude that was
on that did the.
Anybody else and our boy that got the podcast as
funny as THEO Van?
Ye what they said, my nicker?
What he said?
My Nick?
The van is out?
He said, my Niga said my nick saying right, you
want that's that's my guy told Big Expploye. He was like, yeah,
I want to skoy down. He was like, you go
right down. He wanted to. I would love to be here.
I would love to pie with him.
Wow, I watched He's probably the only dark comedian and
truly left has that type of platform.
He's funny as hell for sure.
All right, man, before we got of here, people want
to ask one movie I'll watched you on the holiday
season that I watched every single year is tradition of
your house.
Home alone, home alone alone. Okay, what's the best home
alone to New York. You said two New York, you
go one one Broe and Mike wanted to where put this? Uh?
I like lost in New York and that.
Was fire to toy yeah, right when you had to
walk talk.
One is just like one fire.
One is a classic one into a Fire yeah, but
two was with the bird Lady right, yeah, but one
is still my favorite, but two it was hard to like.
I funk with three.
I don't think it's my favorite by any means, but
I fun three the other little yeah, yeah, yeah, I
fuck with I fuck with three.
Two, but two, yeah, I wanted that walking talking, so God.
Damn, I'm gonna have to watch three again.
Three is fire. I funk with three.
Yeah, three is far but one or two obviously the classics.
But the first card with three, Yeah.
With the parents deal with the old lady across the street.
They had the pistols and that ship they was they
was really getting act was getting smoked in that one.
I fun with the Christmas movie though, the.
Christmas Christmas Story, Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen it,
you know, I sing the Christmas Store put his tongue
on the pole. I've never watched. I have also never
watched You've never seen the Christmas story come on all day?
It's cool on Christmas even Christmas. Yeah, my dad, Bro,
I'm not watching this. That's crazy. But that's a classic
and it gets based out of Indiana. Yo.
Crazy.
I never seen Who's Either just the joint here? Yeah?
Yeah, that ship is on all days. You got no
choice but to watch give me National Pools Family. Yes,
E League movie.
That's a good movie. Also, y'all older than me, so that, nigga,
that ship came out. Everybody didn't seen that came three
Christmas all day, nigga.
We watched that being teenagers, nigga, it was teenagers watch
home alone to this day.
Yeah, I'm saying like it resonates with me because it
was a nineties movie imposed to the eighties.
You know that resonate with me. But it comes on
so much.
That's a classic that everybody watches permanently except me because
I'm nothing.
Nigga. It literally come on TV. Who's Either Nothing? Bro?
Yeah that I've seen it before with jing all the way,
that's one of my favorite jingle all the way.
That's the one where you got the toy.
Yeah, fire Fire Christmas Movie, Fire movie, Yeah, yeah, he
was a horrible dad, Turbo man, terrible mind.
It was a terrible dad.
It's another Christmas movie. I fuck with man, I can't.
That's a bagger bronch.
The Grinch car that's fire. I'm not mad at that.
I still like the old cartoon too.
The Grinch with Jim carrys fire. I'm not gonna liee
a good Christmas move. That's number one man? Here, bro,
what's number two? They come on every day? Wonderful life.
I don't know what that is. I don't know that
fire was fire? Come on? That should be number one?
Bro?
Nationally, whose Christmas vacation is fire? Behind? Home Home alone?
Being behind? That's crazy Home alone too. That's that's the
one Christmas Chronicles.
That's that two thousand and was a Chris Kringle.
I mean, uh, what's my man named Tom? He used
to do home improvement right there.
Santa Claus and eleven is fucked up. That needs to
be highest movie is fire, Yeah, Santa Claus.
Santa Claus is now too.
I ain't see the sequel. I'm nothing. Michael Jackson Senter
Clause movie.
I ain't seen that one.
Jack Frost. That's a really good movie playing the Christmas movie.
Nah, but you remember that Nigga was Jehovah's witness and
all that stuff. I had him doing anything.
Christmas albums and the niggas with Jehovah's witness because he
sent me there.
Ship want the funniest ship.
They said Mike was doing all these Christmas albums and
Nigga Jehovah's witness.
Joe just had the niggas doing anything.
He was the first. Don't I do that bad? Because
when I watched the movie, I'm like they was Jehovah.
They was yeah, bro, why was he doing? Michael Jackson
had a rough life. Bro, he need to redo. God
need to let him do a redo. It's been a block.
Ain't nobody had to go through all that ship because
shout Christmas all that you can't get a gift.
What are we sinking about?
Shitty cut on the twelfth day of Chris and My
True Love and nothing. Whooping nigga because you can't get
shipped twelve days a belt. Man, I'm ship, I'm shitty
for y'all. Might oh Man shouts everybody manjoy got the
sig I'm.
So glad, y'all knock on the doors, No War. I
hated that.
No disrespected Joe, but I just didn't understand when they have.
Mike, so disrespect y'all go knock on the white door.
That's crazy.
Shout to the Christmas Carol. What say net? Oh God?
I came singing, shut the door?
What that is?
Doc?
My brother starting Man War.
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