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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's get into TNA Impact February twenty first,
<v Speaker 3>two thousand and eight.
<v Speaker 1>MM. Two thousand and eight not a year that I'm
<v Speaker 1>very proud of to have lived through, but a year
<v Speaker 1>that we must talk about. Nonetheless, before we talk about
<v Speaker 1>UH TENA Impact from two thousand and eight, let's see
<v Speaker 1>what was going on with the world the wrestling time
<v Speaker 1>with the Figure four weekly newsletter, because it's fucking for
<v Speaker 1>some reason, there's no eight archive of the observers. Brian
<v Speaker 1>Alvarez has some stuff to say here.
<v Speaker 2>What do I know what he's gonna say?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm fucking sure you do, Dondy Figure four Weekly,
<v Speaker 1>February eleventh, two thousand and eight. Spring cleaning has started
<v Speaker 1>in WWE developmental with a bunch of dudes acts Brian Alvarez,
<v Speaker 1>including g Rilla, Ace Steele, Cassidy Riley, Sean Osborne, Robert Anthony,
<v Speaker 1>and the Amish Roadkill. No, he's gone, Brian a varasas
<v Speaker 1>Roadkill was said to be on the chopping block for
<v Speaker 1>a long time. John Laurnidis was his biggest proponent and
<v Speaker 1>put him over a huge to Vince, saying he could
<v Speaker 1>be a great one man gang level heel, plus he
<v Speaker 1>could talk. No one has any idea where he determined
<v Speaker 1>that since Roadkill had largely largely done one word promo's
<v Speaker 1>entire career, Vince saw pictures of him and thought he
<v Speaker 1>looked great awest too. Then he came up with an
<v Speaker 1>idea for a seventy style Polish American heel from Milwaukee,
<v Speaker 1>plus made him shave off his trademark beard. Roadkill did
<v Speaker 1>what he could to make it work, but it just
<v Speaker 1>wasn't him. Then came the day where Vince met this
<v Speaker 1>man he had heard so much about and discovered he
<v Speaker 1>was only about five foot nine. When Vince looks down
<v Speaker 1>on you physically, that's usually a bad sign for your career,
<v Speaker 1>unless you're super town. They still gave him some dark
<v Speaker 1>matches and not much came of it, and soon he
<v Speaker 1>was history. What a shame, What a shame. The run
<v Speaker 1>of the Roadkill ended by taking his beard off and
<v Speaker 1>making him Polish.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't understand. I thought his gimmick was good.
<v Speaker 3>He's amish, he says chickens, he does a butter churning
<v Speaker 3>taut and he does a big splash from the middle
<v Speaker 3>of there. He made a lot of money on merch
<v Speaker 3>off that No, yeah, why not?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean, like give him a chicken.
<v Speaker 3>So like he's not good enough for ECW but they
<v Speaker 3>got they got damn zombie. You know what kind of
<v Speaker 3>promo was he cutting a.
<v Speaker 1>Road?
<v Speaker 3>Said chickens?
<v Speaker 1>Asshole dude, And like Vin saw pictures of him, thought
<v Speaker 1>he looked great, so why change his look? JBL had
<v Speaker 1>a bad day on the Opie and Anthony Show last week.
<v Speaker 1>He showed up with his new energy drink, Mama Wanna Energy,
<v Speaker 1>which he was quote unquote boner juice. He said he
<v Speaker 1>guaranteed that a man who drank this would be well agitated,
<v Speaker 1>so to speak, for a full eight hours. Alvera says,
<v Speaker 1>maybe it's just me, but what man is looking for
<v Speaker 1>such a thing? Me? So a bunch of staffers drank
<v Speaker 1>it and stuffs to say, the groundhog did not come out.
<v Speaker 1>They even had naked girls in there rubbing up against
<v Speaker 1>the men to try to produce a zied effect. JBL
<v Speaker 1>eventually just bailed Bigger four Weekly February twenty TNA News.
<v Speaker 1>The entire point of the Big Wedding renewal for Kurt
<v Speaker 1>and Karen Engele was to try to stop the trend
<v Speaker 1>of ratings dipping as Impact went on Alvarez says, well,
<v Speaker 1>kind of failed. The final segment this week did grow,
<v Speaker 1>This is for the show previous to this one. Final
<v Speaker 1>segment this week did grow from the previous segment, but
<v Speaker 1>it was still the fourth highest rated segment on the program.
<v Speaker 1>Worse after hitting one point seven million viewers, a new record,
<v Speaker 1>a few weeks back, they were down to one point
<v Speaker 1>zero eight here and one point five million viewers, which
<v Speaker 1>I love looking back because like as t Anda fans
<v Speaker 1>that we were back in two thousand and eight, and
<v Speaker 1>really just the entirety of this era of DNA, like
<v Speaker 1>like we were getting railed because of these ratings, like
<v Speaker 1>you were, you were getting made fun of for a
<v Speaker 1>one point seven. Today, a one point seven is like awesome, Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I mean one point seven is amazing today, Yeah, by
<v Speaker 3>today's standards. Yeah, but Wrestling Show came on right now
<v Speaker 3>and had a one point seven rating, it would be
<v Speaker 3>like it would take over the world.
<v Speaker 1>It would change the like the discourse on it would
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<v Speaker 1>four Weekly March second, two thousand and eight and w
<v Speaker 1>w WE News. WWE signed Colin Delaney to a three
<v Speaker 1>year deal. I remember this being just fucking ridiculous because
<v Speaker 1>I was a Chicar fan at the time, and he
<v Speaker 1>was in the Olsen Twins. He was Colin Olsen, and
<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden he's signed a WWE, which like,
<v Speaker 1>no fucking way, no fucking way this guy got signed,
<v Speaker 1>And Alva says, oh yeah. And for all you indie
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<v Speaker 1>Last thing here, Roadkill has been on a rampage lately
<v Speaker 1>talking about Alvarez and Dave Meltzer taking them the task
<v Speaker 1>for what they reported about his release. Alvaa says, all
<v Speaker 1>I can tell you is that I contacted somebody with
<v Speaker 1>very good knowledge of the w side of the story,
<v Speaker 1>having been right in the thick of things, and that
<v Speaker 1>was the story I was told. I would guess it
<v Speaker 1>was the same thing for Dave Justice for O's Roadkill man.
<v Speaker 1>He tried harder than they implied here, and he's maybe
<v Speaker 1>he was upset that they said he's five nine. He's
<v Speaker 1>surely why wasn't.
<v Speaker 3>Why wasn't it?
<v Speaker 1>Jesse and Roadkill own instead of Festus.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Maybe, uh, they would have gotten too over, they
<v Speaker 3>would have done too well.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Roadkill refused the team with anybody else because he
<v Speaker 1>was loyal to Danny Doring.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's I'm gonna go with that.
<v Speaker 1>Well for the figure four weekly portion of the show. Now,
<v Speaker 1>let's talk about Tampact February twenty first, two thousand and eight.
<v Speaker 1>T in a we are wrestling, dude, I don't know
<v Speaker 1>that's I don't know if that's meant to stand out
<v Speaker 1>as much as it does every time, but I always
<v Speaker 1>catch them.
<v Speaker 2>It's the effect they add to it where it's like, hey,
<v Speaker 2>it's like in the background.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very cool.
<v Speaker 3>Well, we start with the cold open that goes over
<v Speaker 3>everything that happened last week on Impact, which is a lot.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, they went over every single segment that happened
<v Speaker 3>last week.
<v Speaker 1>There was a lot that like happened. I guess so
<v Speaker 1>that maybe they felt they need to catch everybody up,
<v Speaker 1>or they thought this would be like a episode everyone
<v Speaker 1>tuned in for, because I feel like I've read somewhere
<v Speaker 1>that wedding or wedding adjacent episodes do like really well
<v Speaker 1>for wrestling usually.
<v Speaker 2>So maybe that's all the case, yea.
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, as we've read in the fucking figure
<v Speaker 1>for a weekly, it didn't do as well as they
<v Speaker 1>had hoped. But still, I mean no, so yeah, previously
<v Speaker 1>on Impact, so there's trouble for the new Alliance. I
<v Speaker 1>guess you know. Joe Christian and Kevin Nash are trying
<v Speaker 1>to bond together here to face the Angle Alliance, but
<v Speaker 1>Christian was meant to have a match and got attacked
<v Speaker 1>in the back by aj Styles. Also on that show,
<v Speaker 1>Team three D failed to make weight because they're doing
<v Speaker 1>the Angle where the Dudley's have to weigh in every
<v Speaker 1>week and if they if one of them doesn't make weight,
<v Speaker 1>they get thrown out of the match. So the matches
<v Speaker 1>keep becoming handicap matches. But Brother Devon does win a
<v Speaker 1>handicap match against Shark Boy and Curry Man. Also, a
<v Speaker 1>new freak makes her presence felt as RockA Khan makes
<v Speaker 1>her debut to help Scott Steiner with a win over
<v Speaker 1>Pete Williams, who was not Make Believe Muscley yet.
<v Speaker 3>He was Muscle soon to be Make Belief Muscle.
<v Speaker 1>Correct a dramatic return as Rhino comes back and challenges
<v Speaker 1>James Storm to an Elevation X match at Destiny's an
<v Speaker 1>X destination. Xcuse me, easy for me to say and
<v Speaker 1>assist gone wrong as Gail Kim tried to help ODB
<v Speaker 1>in her match against Awesome Kong, but ends up costing
<v Speaker 1>her the match. More stress for Eric Young. Eric Young
<v Speaker 1>is afraid of Relic. That's really just the story there.
<v Speaker 1>He's afraid of Relic. He's a killer and craving for vengeance.
<v Speaker 1>Booker T says that Rob Rude shows up tonight, He's
<v Speaker 1>gonna get his hands around his neck and snap it.
<v Speaker 1>And then Jim Cornette booked Booker T against Kurt Angle
<v Speaker 1>for this episode, and of course the end of the
<v Speaker 1>show where Kurt and Karen Engle were renewing their wedding
<v Speaker 1>vows and the minister says, I now pronounce you husband
<v Speaker 1>and wife. You may kiss your bride well. Kevin Ash
<v Speaker 1>and Smo Joe come out and attack everybody, and then
<v Speaker 1>aj gets in and somehow is standing in front of
<v Speaker 1>Karen and the minister and kisses Karen and then that
<v Speaker 1>makes them a husband and wife. And the last shot
<v Speaker 1>is Kurt Angle in just a bow tie on the rams,
<v Speaker 1>screaming so as James said, a lot to take in here,
<v Speaker 1>a lot as we go towards destination X. But yes,
<v Speaker 1>the honeymoon of Karen and aj Are is upon.
<v Speaker 3>Us alligator honeymoon.
<v Speaker 1>That probacts so many memories because I remember watching this
<v Speaker 1>fucking episode like when it aired, and I remember loving it. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So this was during the time period where TNA was
<v Speaker 3>naming the episodes, so it was like a almost like
<v Speaker 3>they were doing syndicated television of something in that sort.
<v Speaker 3>So we go into another colde open here Kurt Angle
<v Speaker 3>is here with Karen Angle, and Kurt says the marriage
<v Speaker 3>isn't even legal.
<v Speaker 1>They're in the locker room area, I guess, or wherever
<v Speaker 1>you can call this, and there's multiple framed pictures of
<v Speaker 1>like Kurt Angle's WWF eight by Tens that's.
<v Speaker 3>His personal locker room.
<v Speaker 1>Which is of course has pictures of him, and Kurt says,
<v Speaker 1>I don't find this funny anymore, whether it's legal or not.
<v Speaker 1>I don't appreciate you kissing ages stylas in front of
<v Speaker 1>a minister. You said you would take care of this
<v Speaker 1>last week. You had a whole week to take care
<v Speaker 1>of this, and you haven't. So you have it till
<v Speaker 1>tonight to take care of this or else, and Karen
<v Speaker 1>looks at him and says, or else, What what are
<v Speaker 1>you gonna do? He looks like, jealousy is the only
<v Speaker 1>way you're gonna pay attention to me, and JB walks in.
<v Speaker 1>JB Jeremy Borsh walks in and says, hey, go golm down, guys,
<v Speaker 1>and Kurt fucking steps right up to his face and says, well,
<v Speaker 1>you shut your mouth. I knocked you out last week,
<v Speaker 1>and I'll knock you out again. And he puts his
<v Speaker 1>fist up and he's gonna punch JB. The dynamic with
<v Speaker 1>JB and Kurt is like fucking fantastic. It's I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like you know every I think everyone knows, like the
<v Speaker 1>rock and coach like they always would do. The backstage
<v Speaker 1>shit Kurt and JB's just as funny to me. I
<v Speaker 1>love that. Kurt says jealousy. I just don't like the
<v Speaker 1>boys laughing about me behind my back. And Karen says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>that's what this is about. It's always about you, isn't
<v Speaker 1>it your gold medals, your titles? When is it gonna
<v Speaker 1>be about us? And Kurt says, when.
<v Speaker 3>You're not boy, Karen, it's fucking a mess.
<v Speaker 1>What do you want me to do? We only got
<v Speaker 1>one point seven million viewers.
<v Speaker 3>Do you see this guy? Curry Man? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Bubba Ray Dudley can't keep his weight down? Karen? This
<v Speaker 1>is a fat some a bit.
<v Speaker 3>So.
<v Speaker 1>Kurt says, when I accomplish what I want to accomplish
<v Speaker 1>is when it will be about us to prove the
<v Speaker 1>whole world that I'm the greatest wrestler ever. But I
<v Speaker 1>have a match to night with Booker T. So while
<v Speaker 1>you take your drama somewhere else, and while you take
<v Speaker 1>your soap opera to your other husband, Ca says, I'll
<v Speaker 1>take my drama somewhere else, and she pushes them, and
<v Speaker 1>Kurt says, don't push me, and Gart says, I'll go
<v Speaker 1>somewhere where someone appreciates me, and Kurt says, we'll go
<v Speaker 1>anything to get you off my back. I mean women, right, fellas,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, goddamn.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Davy shopping, dude at the mall, tony dude. And
<v Speaker 3>don't even get me started. As Booker T would say,
<v Speaker 3>save the drama, Oh your mama, they shouldn't.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that, God goddamn, I mean I'm with Booker.
<v Speaker 2>T would say, don't hate to play it, hate the game.
<v Speaker 1>Go back to your other husband for real. Boo.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'm finna get with.
<v Speaker 1>He walk me catchphrases in the road.
<v Speaker 2>With you.
<v Speaker 1>Huh.
<v Speaker 3>So we get the glass breaking TNA intro here.
<v Speaker 1>I love this.
<v Speaker 3>There's so many sound effects on this episode of TNA.
<v Speaker 1>It was uh. I mean, I like it especially as
<v Speaker 1>an ADHD man like my self. It keeps my attention
<v Speaker 1>greats with all the cracking and.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, yeah, it's always Mike Today and Don West and
<v Speaker 3>they're always talking about something. Rhinos scrumming in from explicivedb
<v Speaker 3>teams with guilt. Do you remember last week is my
<v Speaker 3>desk dog. That's what we get.
<v Speaker 2>Next.
<v Speaker 3>We come into the venue and it's Mike Today at
<v Speaker 3>Don West with the loudest sound effects you've ever seen.
<v Speaker 3>Here's Rhino tag team Booker Tar tonight. So we go
<v Speaker 3>into the first match of the evening. Here Kip James
<v Speaker 3>and Bullet Bob Armstrong. Because BG James is currently hurt,
<v Speaker 3>they're taking on tom Co and aj Styles for the
<v Speaker 3>TNA World Tag Team titles.
<v Speaker 1>So I originally wrote VKM of Kip James and James
<v Speaker 1>against Adrian Tomko, and then I wrote, I'm sorry, I
<v Speaker 1>guess I somehow got these fucking wrong. It's Kip James
<v Speaker 1>and Bob arms Strong. So I wish, I wish Bob
<v Speaker 1>Armstrong was actually uh more like road Dog and and
<v Speaker 1>b G. James wasn't just trying to be his dad.
<v Speaker 1>Because Bob Armstrong being like where the lineage was passed
<v Speaker 1>down and he does the pump Endle slam where he
<v Speaker 1>fucks tom going his ass, I think that would have
<v Speaker 1>been better for this team.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he comes out, Oh you didn't know.
<v Speaker 3>You didn't know.
<v Speaker 1>He's the big Dog.
<v Speaker 2>It's the l E T Bob Armstrong.
<v Speaker 1>B O b oh.
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, we come to the Bob house.
<v Speaker 1>He's the road Bob. He's doing that ship Bob do.
<v Speaker 2>This isn't it, Bobby.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, if you can't drink with the big dogs, stay
<v Speaker 3>out the cooler big dogs.
<v Speaker 1>D we need we need deadlock big dog shirts like
<v Speaker 1>fucking bad yesterday.
<v Speaker 2>We need him yesterday.
<v Speaker 1>Those are so awesome. Yeah, we need that. Crazy so
<v Speaker 1>Today says that against all odds, everything looked in place
<v Speaker 1>for a feel good moment for teenage Marines, which I
<v Speaker 1>guess is Beachy James and Bob Armstrong. They were gonna
<v Speaker 1>win the tag titles, but A Styles hit a springboard
<v Speaker 1>drop kick to the knee of the road Dog and
<v Speaker 1>hyper extended it and that's what led to them losing.
<v Speaker 1>So little return match here, but Kip James Billy gunn
<v Speaker 1>is uh is in his place.
<v Speaker 3>So uh, AJ Styles comes in for his entrance with
<v Speaker 3>Tom co here, grabs the crown off the table and
<v Speaker 3>their entrance and wears it to the ring because this
<v Speaker 3>is the Prince of phenomenal era for AJ Styles, which
<v Speaker 3>is uh basically him just stooging, which is pretty cool.
<v Speaker 3>So AJ Styles and Bullet Bob Armstrong, who has to
<v Speaker 3>be I mean, he's in his sixties at least here, right,
<v Speaker 3>They start off and I was like, man, I'm actually
<v Speaker 3>excited to see what happens.
<v Speaker 1>He too, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So they lock up and Bullet Bob takes the arm
<v Speaker 3>and hits a snapmare, which AJ gets up and freaks
<v Speaker 3>out about.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Bob Armstrong does the fucking brock Lesner jog like
<v Speaker 1>after he snapmare's AJ like he was rare to go.
<v Speaker 3>AJ backs into the ropes and then that ref asks
<v Speaker 3>for a break and AJ punches him in the stomach.
<v Speaker 3>AJ then flips over Bullet Bob's back and then Bob
<v Speaker 3>gives them a palm thrust, takes the arm and tags
<v Speaker 3>it Billy Gunn.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking awesome. I mean, first, Ad is getting
<v Speaker 1>all his shit in, like he's not going to slow
<v Speaker 1>down for Bullet Bob Armstrong. But Bob with the ricky steamboat.
<v Speaker 3>Chop, dude, I love that. I love that. Bullet Bob
<v Speaker 3>was talking through this match with AJ and he was like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>so all right, so you flip up in my back
<v Speaker 3>and then I give you the chop and then I'll
<v Speaker 3>take your shit over. I'll take you over to Billy.
<v Speaker 3>AJ is actually having like a legit great start here
<v Speaker 3>with Bullet Bob. Yes, and it's just another reason why
<v Speaker 3>AJ is just so good. I mean, he could have
<v Speaker 3>given this guy a great match where he does literally
<v Speaker 3>everything for him and just sells for him, and AJ
<v Speaker 3>will still get all his shit in and it would
<v Speaker 3>look fantastic.
<v Speaker 1>Should have been a singles.
<v Speaker 3>So AJ hits a pele on Kip James and Tomko
<v Speaker 3>lines Billy Gunn out of his pants. Karen Angle is
<v Speaker 3>seen walking down the ramp at this point, and the
<v Speaker 3>crowd is chanting Karen's styles.
<v Speaker 1>They're looking at she's you know, she's clapping. She's rooting
<v Speaker 1>for her man, who is her husband legally. Now as
<v Speaker 1>how that works.
<v Speaker 3>So Kip James hits a neck breaker on Tom COO
<v Speaker 3>and we get a double down. Bullet Bob comes in
<v Speaker 3>and counters tom Co and starts throwing chops and AJ
<v Speaker 3>is literally flip bumping on his head for these dude.
<v Speaker 1>He's going he, I mean, he chopping the shit out
<v Speaker 1>of both of these dudes. At one point, Tomko's in
<v Speaker 1>the corner and Bob Armstrong is doing shotgun chops, which
<v Speaker 1>is fucking great.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. Yeah, I actually loved the work that Bullet Bob
<v Speaker 3>was doing Tomco and AJ here was cool.
<v Speaker 1>It would have been better if he was doing it.
<v Speaker 1>Bobby's yes. AJ gets up, so this is funny.
<v Speaker 3>AJ takes a flip bump on his head for this
<v Speaker 3>chop and then Bullet Bob goes to grab him and
<v Speaker 3>AJ gets up and pokes him right in the eyes.
<v Speaker 3>This is the goat, Like, what the fuck? AJ and
<v Speaker 3>Tomko then accidentally closed on each other for a double down,
<v Speaker 3>and Kip James then grabs the crutch from BG James
<v Speaker 3>and instead of hitting AJ or tomco besides, he's going
<v Speaker 3>to hit bullet Bob.
<v Speaker 1>Arms my dad, my fucking dad.
<v Speaker 3>So he does that. He hits him with the crutch
<v Speaker 3>and then tom COO covers bullet Bob Uh and AJ
<v Speaker 3>and Tomko retain the titles here in the.
<v Speaker 1>Opener, fucking son of a bitch man, like, why would
<v Speaker 1>Billy Gunn do this to the Bob? That sucks?
<v Speaker 3>Well? BG James comes in and then Kip kicks his
<v Speaker 3>leg out of his leg and grabs the crutch and
<v Speaker 3>breaks it on his back. And I actually wrote here
<v Speaker 3>I said, all right, man, like, who's trying to see
<v Speaker 3>the j's and vgj's jet right now?
<v Speaker 1>With that this this feud always worked. It works alone.
<v Speaker 1>Wwf that they put them back together after a month.
<v Speaker 3>They've been doing this exact thing for like six years
<v Speaker 3>at this point, like, oh, my gods, and bro.
<v Speaker 1>Dog is an idiot. This dude always betrays you. Get
<v Speaker 1>it together?
<v Speaker 3>Did I love this era? By the way of AJ,
<v Speaker 3>I'll have to look back on it and revisit it
<v Speaker 3>with new eyes, because I'm sure at the time I
<v Speaker 3>was like, Wow, this is stupid. Why is AJ bumping
<v Speaker 3>for yea probably yeah, AJ getting up after flip bumping
<v Speaker 3>for a chopping poking of the eyes is like, I mean,
<v Speaker 3>this might have been the best character in DNA.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it might be a run that like it might
<v Speaker 1>be better than I ever have rated it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like yeah, it just needs like new eyes on it.
<v Speaker 3>I think so I might. I might try to go.
<v Speaker 3>We could probably go back on the pod and watch
<v Speaker 3>more of this air. So I remember there was a
<v Speaker 3>promo where you brought up Pokemon once or something. We
<v Speaker 3>can maybe watch.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I do remember that too.
<v Speaker 3>I will tell you if you go back and watch
<v Speaker 3>w B from two thousand and eight, you don't need.
<v Speaker 1>Anyth No, you can keep the same eyes that you have. Actually,
<v Speaker 1>you should keep your eyes off of it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's just nothing there, man.
<v Speaker 1>Unless you're watching with us, then you'll have a good time.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you'll watch it. Even Tony and Johnny.
<v Speaker 1>I won't be here, James has deviated accept them.
<v Speaker 3>Well, we're going backstage. Yes, ODB is here with Gail
<v Speaker 3>Kim and Crystal the backstage announcer or backstage correspondent, and
<v Speaker 3>ODIB and Gail have been having a strange Bedfellow's relationship
<v Speaker 3>recently on TV.
<v Speaker 1>So Crystal, as you said, is backstage with ODB and
<v Speaker 1>Gil Kim. Cristal says, you know, it looked like Gail
<v Speaker 1>was trying to assist ODB against Kong, but it backfired,
<v Speaker 1>and she wants to know if they're gonna be able
<v Speaker 1>to work together against Miss Jacqueline and Roxy Leveaux, and
<v Speaker 1>Gail says, we had some communication issues, but we're back
<v Speaker 1>on the same page and we have a common goal
<v Speaker 1>bring down Kong's reign in TNA. So Odib says, I
<v Speaker 1>got to give that broad some credit. I'll go through
<v Speaker 1>anybody to get to calm, and then AJ and Karen
<v Speaker 1>walk in and Karen says, uh, you know, AJ did
<v Speaker 1>such a good job. Hey, what the fuck? And Christal says, oh, well,
<v Speaker 1>since I got you guys here, what was up with
<v Speaker 1>a kiss on Karen last week? And he says, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I just got caught up in the moment
<v Speaker 1>someone had a Kisser says what a moment it was.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Aj, you know us getting married at all?
<v Speaker 1>And AJ looks at her and says, Su're not married,
<v Speaker 1>You're married to hurt. Come on, Yeah, come, we're not married.
<v Speaker 1>You're married, Kurt, And Karen says, that's not what the
<v Speaker 1>world winn iss last week they saw you me a
<v Speaker 1>minister and a kiss, and A says, wait a minute,
<v Speaker 1>we're actually married. Kurt know about this? Is this evelllegal?
<v Speaker 1>Kurt know about this? As funny as shit? Karen says, listen,
<v Speaker 1>I'll worry about the legalities. You gotta worry about our honeymoon.
<v Speaker 1>Our honeymoon. And AG says, no, on, did you talk
<v Speaker 1>to Kurt?
<v Speaker 3>Is he cool at this?
<v Speaker 1>Karen says, he said, go to your other husband, and
<v Speaker 1>that's what he said. And A says, I don't have
<v Speaker 1>anything planned. Wait, I got a perfect place one phone call.
<v Speaker 1>It's my favorite place to walk. Come on. So this
<v Speaker 1>is the start of AJ's preparations for the honeymoon. He's
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's such a dumb ass, like I'd love this. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Karen actually tugs on his necklace here in this scene,
<v Speaker 3>which is funny because that's his real life wedding band
<v Speaker 3>for his real life marriage.
<v Speaker 1>That's funnyest shit, I don't even catch that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Wow, So we get the Witless Protection replay. That's right,
<v Speaker 3>Witless Protect, which is a Larry the Cable Guy movie. Yes,
<v Speaker 3>I'm surprised aj Aj didn't say that on the show good.
<v Speaker 1>A Lardy the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy. That's what
<v Speaker 1>it was.
<v Speaker 2>Larry the Cable Guy also known as toe Mater for
<v Speaker 2>so many people out there, and I not like cars.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there's people who have no fucking idea who
<v Speaker 2>Larry the Cable Guy, you know what I mean?
<v Speaker 1>Like, of course he was on what was the group
<v Speaker 1>they were in? Like he was in with the uh
<v Speaker 1>did they have a name? Him and the other the Blue.
<v Speaker 2>They had their tour with, like all those guys.
<v Speaker 1>Super popular dude, super.
<v Speaker 3>Foxworthy and all that is popular in like Philly too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was.
<v Speaker 2>It was popular everywhere. Yeah, it was super popular.
<v Speaker 3>This movie probably isn't funny, but it sucks as Witless Protection.
<v Speaker 2>He just acts like Larry the Cable Guy the entire time,
<v Speaker 2>like it's just him in.
<v Speaker 1>What else is he gonna do to made was just.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he was awesome, man, he says so.
<v Speaker 3>Witless Protection sponsored this replay which shows Kip James betraying
<v Speaker 3>BG James.
<v Speaker 1>Damn it, fucking damn it, ass man.
<v Speaker 3>We go backstage Kip James is here with Crystal, and
<v Speaker 3>he's yelling and he's pissed, and he's just very red.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's gigantic, huge, but he still looks like
<v Speaker 1>he's still fucking gigantic. And Crystal says, Kip James, what
<v Speaker 1>what we just witness and says, shut your mouth. You see,
<v Speaker 1>I just got rid of a two fifty pounds bag
<v Speaker 1>of ship. That bride you're dead was just a casualty
<v Speaker 1>where I come from. Blufs is. Blood isn't ticking the water,
<v Speaker 1>friendship is and which is nuts. By the way, everybody
<v Speaker 1>knows that wants to know. Everybody knows that I hate everybody.
<v Speaker 1>Were brothers anyway, Jeff, Jeff of the world. But now
<v Speaker 1>you chose to throw that all away. But for what?
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but I know what's coming now,
<v Speaker 1>the Marines, the Armstrongs, and I pray to God as
<v Speaker 1>you you better bring it all because you're gonna need it.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Gunn thinks that because he attacked the Armstrong family
<v Speaker 1>that the United States will be deploying the Marines.
<v Speaker 2>It's two thousand a eight man, think it happened.
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's no better resources in two thousand and
<v Speaker 1>eight project.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, the recession doesn't happen yet, right, we were were
<v Speaker 2>still good.
<v Speaker 1>They don't need to manest Oh yeah, maybe they had
<v Speaker 1>some reasons woming because that's why happen, because the Marines
<v Speaker 1>as man as. That sucks.
<v Speaker 3>So now it's time for the X Division town hall.
<v Speaker 1>Of course. So we are in the ring with Teenage
<v Speaker 1>Management's Jim Cornett and his muscle, Big Matt Morgan, and
<v Speaker 1>he's in the ring with san Jay Dutt and the
<v Speaker 1>machine guns, the Motor City machine Guns. Cornett says, I've
<v Speaker 1>been joined for a very special interview segment by the
<v Speaker 1>Guru sun Jay Dutt and the Motor City machine Guns.
<v Speaker 1>And let me introduce the subject of the special interview segment,
<v Speaker 1>welcome Black Macheese Mode, Jay Lethal. And Jay Lethal comes
<v Speaker 1>out to much hoopla and applause from the audience because
<v Speaker 1>he just saved the X Division and against all odds,
<v Speaker 1>him and the Motor City machine Guns were facing Team
<v Speaker 1>three D and Johnny Devine, who is never officially a
<v Speaker 1>Dudley by the way, very easily could have just called
<v Speaker 1>him Johnny Dudley and avoided any legal Is that, yes,
<v Speaker 1>cousin Johnny h well, they had a six man hardcore
<v Speaker 1>street fight and MotorCity machine Guns got fucked up in
<v Speaker 1>that one. But Jay Lethal three on one put the
<v Speaker 1>put the bootstall ar asses and got the X Division
<v Speaker 1>title back from those damn dudleys and stopped them from
<v Speaker 1>abolishing the X Division, which they had the power to do.
<v Speaker 2>If you get rid of the title, you know, like,
<v Speaker 2>what's the point really?
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, oh my god, Wow, you're right.
<v Speaker 3>Divine, divine and bubba.
<v Speaker 1>And run.
<v Speaker 3>Right.
<v Speaker 1>So Cornett says, we felt the accomplishment you achieved the
<v Speaker 1>TENA Wrestling deserves some special recognition. At the age of twenty,
<v Speaker 1>you were the youngest man on the TNA roster when
<v Speaker 1>you took Jeff Jarrett, the then DNA champion, to the limit,
<v Speaker 1>which is the same thing they did in r AH
<v Speaker 1>they did. Still a lot of shit, I did, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>got it. Then you shocked the world when you first
<v Speaker 1>won the TENA Exhibsion title by upsetting Kurt Angle last
<v Speaker 1>year in two thousand and seven, you were named the
<v Speaker 1>Exhibitionion Wrestler of the Year. But most recently, against all odds,
<v Speaker 1>you triumphed against all odds and you saved the Exhibision
<v Speaker 1>against Team three of Thedos Fat Fat Pastors.
<v Speaker 3>And I gotta say, jay Lethal, you were awesome when
<v Speaker 3>you smoked Kerrak Special.
<v Speaker 1>You were fit. I think when you were a crackhead.
<v Speaker 3>Hi Drow, I love you.
<v Speaker 1>And it was sweet when your mom and dad were
<v Speaker 1>always at the shows. Cornett says, Jaye till you made
<v Speaker 1>your Marcantinea wrestling, and uh. They give him a big
<v Speaker 1>round of applause, and jay Lethill takes the mic and
<v Speaker 1>the crowd chanting speech, and he says, Jayale Thil has
<v Speaker 1>definitely got his smile back. That's not a mutch. The
<v Speaker 1>main thing is it fu And uh, he says, I
<v Speaker 1>could not do that on my own. There's people, a
<v Speaker 1>few people gotta thank, of course, the founders of the
<v Speaker 1>exhibsion like Christopher Daniels, Jerry Lynn AJ Styles. He didn't
<v Speaker 1>mention the Flying Elvis is here for some reason.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, weird fucking sucks about hockey.
<v Speaker 1>Poor hey Estrada. Yeah I got the fuck. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>come on, but guys like Christopher Daniels, Jerry Lynn AJ
<v Speaker 1>Styles and to those guys in all the division, bastard,
<v Speaker 1>I give it after it. Yeah he did.
<v Speaker 2>He was the founder.
<v Speaker 1>He just had to heat from r H.
<v Speaker 3>He had to wait un till he finished up his
<v Speaker 3>r O H run so he could do the exact
<v Speaker 3>run it.
<v Speaker 1>That's what a lot of guys were waiting to do,
<v Speaker 1>to finish up the rons to do it a year,
<v Speaker 1>guys like Christopher daniels A, jerrylind A, just thousand those
<v Speaker 1>guys and all the founding fires of the exhivision. Thank god, fuck.
<v Speaker 3>You jerryln.
<v Speaker 1>So awesome.
<v Speaker 2>And he throws the X division belt down.
<v Speaker 1>He kills the exhibit and.
<v Speaker 3>He joins the Dudley's. He's the fourty devon dies.
<v Speaker 2>They call me Machismo Dudley.
<v Speaker 3>Oh j Diesels coming.
<v Speaker 1>Jes waiting for his here uh so, Chili says, there's
<v Speaker 1>two more people I like to thank to my left that.
<v Speaker 1>I like to think two of the toughest guys have
<v Speaker 1>ever met in my life. And against all oz they
<v Speaker 1>weren't afraid to put their bodies online because they were
<v Speaker 1>fighting for something that is right. The Motor City machine
<v Speaker 1>guns and you know what, I hope Dead Locke puts
<v Speaker 1>the tag titles on them. I also want to say
<v Speaker 1>what a privilege it is to stay in the same
<v Speaker 1>ring as my best friend Sonjay duty, I have true
<v Speaker 1>friendship until I met you, and I want to thank
<v Speaker 1>you from the bottom of my heart. And they they
<v Speaker 1>embrace and they have a hug. And dude, I mean
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what a fucking great taunt like that?
<v Speaker 1>Did the Sprinkler ever make it to the two K games? Oh?
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I think it might have like early right, like when
<v Speaker 2>they were just like boot and ship right, they.
<v Speaker 1>Might maybe might have been.
<v Speaker 2>I was probably already in the game, like they just whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Sadly him doing a moon salt stomp to somebody's dick
<v Speaker 1>was not in the game. Uh. So they hug, and
<v Speaker 1>Jay says, there's somebody else I want to thank, somebody
<v Speaker 1>who's inspired me with just one look, gave me the
<v Speaker 1>strength and courage to hold the world on my shoulders,
<v Speaker 1>and that is you, special case, Becky Bay. Let's please
<v Speaker 1>get it there, so cal Val and so cal Val
<v Speaker 1>is very happy and she gets into the ring and
<v Speaker 1>Jay says, please, if you would share this moment with me,
<v Speaker 1>And Jay gives Jim Cornett the mic and says, I'm
<v Speaker 1>so nervous right now, and Val, there's something I want
<v Speaker 1>to ask you for a very long time, and he
<v Speaker 1>gets down on her knee and says, Val, will you
<v Speaker 1>go out with me? The crowd pops and so cal
<v Speaker 1>Val says, ooh yeah, and big fucking pop and they
<v Speaker 1>hug and but a little little Sunjay Dutt standing behind them,
<v Speaker 1>not looking too thrilled with this one, not too happy that.
<v Speaker 3>She says yeah, just like miss Liz did, Like it
<v Speaker 3>was like perfect. I don't know if she that crazy.
<v Speaker 3>She did a great job there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they hug and Jay's music is playing, but
<v Speaker 1>Sundays standing there not too happy. Sadly it's sucks. Maybe
<v Speaker 1>he didn't like special K.
<v Speaker 3>So we got backstage. Kazarian is here with Crystal and
<v Speaker 3>he is facing Relic tonight. Sorry about that, brother, Dude.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking awesome. Like I feel like it's like a
<v Speaker 1>diamond in the rough to find a Relic matches, Like
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much how long his run is here,
<v Speaker 1>but I feel like they're going far between, or maybe
<v Speaker 1>I just avoid two thousand and eight in general a lot,
<v Speaker 1>So that's why I don't see him. But I always
<v Speaker 1>get excited when I see Relic because I also know
<v Speaker 1>that that means I'm gonna see Black Rain right, which
<v Speaker 1>gets me fired up too.
<v Speaker 2>And you also know that Relic is Killer spelled backwards.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I fucking found that out here. That's unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>Eric definitely knows dive this Relic gimmick by trying to
<v Speaker 3>be funny, and that's fucking hilarious to me.
<v Speaker 2>He just buried the whole thing. Yeah, that's awesome, let's go.
<v Speaker 1>Nobody stopped on me either, Like I just fucking cut
<v Speaker 1>your relic FROMO and then he'll lose.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what was the long term lands here? So e y,
<v Speaker 3>he just keeps making fun that Relic is Killers spell
<v Speaker 3>backwards and he loses a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't really do anything either.
<v Speaker 2>He's gotta kill like that, Like the end goal would
<v Speaker 2>be he's got to kill Eric Young right, like that
<v Speaker 2>would make Yeah, but yeah, forget about it.
<v Speaker 3>He makes ey sleep with the fishes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Cast two weeks ago, you defeated Black Rain, and
<v Speaker 1>now you're a guest against Relic. Are you up for
<v Speaker 1>the challenge? Which is a fucking crazy question. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 1>who the funk would not be up for the challenge?
<v Speaker 1>Relics suck.
<v Speaker 3>Champion. I just want to make sure we get that clear.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jillie thil didn't mention me, but I'm also a
<v Speaker 1>fucking pillar here.
<v Speaker 3>He's sort of a bit you know that I should
<v Speaker 3>have started.
<v Speaker 1>Comes in it says, holy funk, that's killers backwards, dude,
<v Speaker 1>that's Johnny stream Bowley. This guy that's sucking gold dust.
<v Speaker 3>Wait what Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>The fucking golden dust w w F Johnny Shrow Bully
<v Speaker 1>and gold Dust.
<v Speaker 2>W w's Johnny Stram Bowley w c.
<v Speaker 3>W's dust and Roads. He's in seven. I didn't always
<v Speaker 3>kill his career.
<v Speaker 1>He's right, the other gimmings real like a golden shoul walking. Hey,
<v Speaker 1>fucking you, Hey.
<v Speaker 3>Guys, forget about it. That thing.
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I didn't mean. Oh, so fucking Kauzarian says,
<v Speaker 1>you know all this nonsense, I went through a black
<v Speaker 1>rain dustin. Oh my god, he does say dust in here.
<v Speaker 1>I forgot that. He calls him dust. That all started
<v Speaker 1>in a match I had against Relish a couple of
<v Speaker 1>months ago. Yeah, I think we should keep fucking burying
<v Speaker 1>this guy. So pay off tremendously. So fucking Eric Young
<v Speaker 1>runs up and he says, Frankie, Frankie, I'm glad I
<v Speaker 1>caught you. You know, he's a real life monster man brother,
<v Speaker 1>Like that's killer spelled backwards. You can't go out there.
<v Speaker 1>He almost killed me. He's gonna do stuff too. He's
<v Speaker 1>gonna eat your heart out, he's gonna eat your brains.
<v Speaker 1>Because Aaron slaps him and says, Eric, uh, I don't
<v Speaker 1>know what he fucking his middle name is here, Eric
<v Speaker 1>cocka mill young, will you calm down? Because Aaron says,
<v Speaker 1>he's a guy. He's a wrestler, he's Italian, he's a man.
<v Speaker 1>Like you about it him.
<v Speaker 3>He's just a guy.
<v Speaker 2>He's not really a killer. He's just a dude.
<v Speaker 1>He's a totally normal guy. And e says killer backwards
<v Speaker 1>because says, okay.
<v Speaker 3>You know this guy if you know what the under
<v Speaker 3>a taker.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he mother f and bomb Rikishi and it was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Like I mean like no, was I ever going to
<v Speaker 1>really fucking take relic serious? No, but like this is
<v Speaker 1>funny that they created this dude, like he's just they
<v Speaker 1>were like, ah, fuck it, like we've already been through
<v Speaker 1>the abyss stuff. Who gives a ship's.
<v Speaker 2>Called him the relish and make.
<v Speaker 3>Actually don't even know why they thought this would work.
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know either.
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to wrap my brain around it. Like Jim
<v Speaker 3>Cornett didn't like say, hey, guys, maybe fucking not like
<v Speaker 3>this is stupid.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that was one of that. He was just like,
<v Speaker 1>I fin there's only so many battles I can win.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna fight the relic fight.
<v Speaker 3>So we go backstage, Jim Cornette and Chris Dorr here
<v Speaker 3>with Samoa. Joe. Joe is in jeans with the glasses.
<v Speaker 1>Joe is chilled out crazy. I mean, he's big time
<v Speaker 1>here and he's at the desk and that's funny.
<v Speaker 2>We're getting there. We're getting there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well the match that we get is fantastic too, Joe.
<v Speaker 1>For the past few weeks now we're trying to do
<v Speaker 1>the ceremony in public, and maybe that's where what's been wrong.
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's so many things and go wrong in public,
<v Speaker 1>and that's why now we're in private. The door is locked.
<v Speaker 1>Matt Morgan kred Angle Christian on the other side of
<v Speaker 1>the complex. This place is harder to break into than
<v Speaker 1>Fort Knox, staring an air rate. All we have to
<v Speaker 1>do is have you a fix your signature onto this
<v Speaker 1>contract and you'll be a legally bounty and a wrestler
<v Speaker 1>for the next five years on your terms. So Joe says, Jimmy,
<v Speaker 1>I want to thank me just Yetting Cornett says, fuck,
<v Speaker 1>what do you want from me? What do you want?
<v Speaker 1>And josephs, hey, chill out, Hill before you blow out.
<v Speaker 1>Come to few realizations. Maybe it's nothing to do with
<v Speaker 1>that paper, and it's nothing to do with any of this,
<v Speaker 1>but I want to be TNA World champion. Cornets, I've
<v Speaker 1>given you and Jose's gave me a shot. That telet
<v Speaker 1>shot doesn't mean anything. I'm giving a fair shot, and
<v Speaker 1>as long as the Angle lines is around, I'm never
<v Speaker 1>gonna get that fair shot. Jimmy so a destination X
<v Speaker 1>my self, Kevin ash Christian Cage. We'll take care of
<v Speaker 1>the Angle Alliance, and then I want my title shot
<v Speaker 1>in corner, says Dad. Joe signs that contract and Joe
<v Speaker 1>says not exactly, and Jess hear me out after taking
<v Speaker 1>out the Angle Lionce and I've secured my title shot.
<v Speaker 1>After try I get what I want. Jimmy at Lockdown,
<v Speaker 1>when I have hurt in the cage, there's nobody left
<v Speaker 1>to get in my way, and I become teena champion.
<v Speaker 1>I will fix my signature to that contract. And if
<v Speaker 1>I'm not TNA champion after lockdown, there's not much use
<v Speaker 1>of me being here anyways.
<v Speaker 3>And put me in the relic mask.
<v Speaker 1>Joe, Joe, we can't make your relic. We've already killed that.
<v Speaker 3>I want a shame, Jimmy.
<v Speaker 1>I do this every day in my life. Speaking of
<v Speaker 1>not a bad angle, by the way, I actually don't
<v Speaker 1>mind this angle at all. Like, you know that Joe's
<v Speaker 1>a big prospect of the trying to sign. He's not
<v Speaker 1>trying to sign unless ships on his terms, and he
<v Speaker 1>feels like his value is only as champion, and he'd
<v Speaker 1>rather not be here if he's not champion. I like
<v Speaker 1>all this.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I put him up a big So we
<v Speaker 3>have Relic Versus Kazarian up next.
<v Speaker 1>Hippy.
<v Speaker 3>Please keep in mind, everybody, that Relic is killer spelled backwards.
<v Speaker 3>And this is Johnny Strambowley and he's a regular dude.
<v Speaker 3>Told me this is a regular man wrestling. He's just a.
<v Speaker 2>Man who can be defeated by as right here tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Infall for Relics.
<v Speaker 2>Did you guys know that cast spelled backwards is zach.
<v Speaker 1>Shit? You know, hey, my doing how you do it.
<v Speaker 1>I also like that Relic comes out with a different
<v Speaker 1>mask on and takes it off to show another mask.
<v Speaker 2>Very nice, regular person.
<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe the mask is the mask we met
<v Speaker 1>along the way, right fellas true?
<v Speaker 3>Well no, So Kaz comes out with a crazy jacket.
<v Speaker 3>It's got like green and gray on it. I don't
<v Speaker 3>know what he was going for, especially when your face
<v Speaker 3>gets a guy relic, I mean, like, what's crazier? Really
<v Speaker 3>he could be a killer, We don't know.
<v Speaker 1>He's a zack spelled backwards.
<v Speaker 3>Relics Relics name card on t n A also has
<v Speaker 3>the K backwards.
<v Speaker 1>Oh funk. That's how you know you got to spell
<v Speaker 1>it backwards. They really kind of hammered this home.
<v Speaker 3>Well, if you spelled it backwards now with the K backwards,
<v Speaker 3>this wouldn't work.
<v Speaker 2>You k again, it'd be all silly. Well it's like
<v Speaker 2>chronic with the backwards kid, you know, Oh right, it
<v Speaker 2>worked for the Relics. Really, Relic just really likes weed.
<v Speaker 2>He's a big weed guy.
<v Speaker 3>So Kaz runs it Relic and Relic goozles him and
<v Speaker 3>backs them to the corner. Kaz gets to the apron
<v Speaker 3>and tries to get in, but Relic stares at him.
<v Speaker 1>And Kaz isn't intimidated at all by this, because this
<v Speaker 1>is a normal man.
<v Speaker 3>Kaz tries to forearm Relic, but he doesn't budge, so
<v Speaker 3>he starts kicking him, and uh then he does budge.
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking really hard to break this guy down.
<v Speaker 2>Kiss moves, so Kaz takes a Brett buckle and Relic screams.
<v Speaker 3>Relic tries to lock in the Cobra clutch, but Kaz
<v Speaker 3>fights out. Kaz then does the Piper and Brett corner
<v Speaker 3>flip pin. I think it's cool that they watch a
<v Speaker 3>lot of old wrestling, Relic, dude, I like it.
<v Speaker 2>The Brett chest bump in the corner and then does
<v Speaker 2>the Brett pin out of the million dollars due.
<v Speaker 3>Right, dude, right, Relic was like really going for that
<v Speaker 3>million dollar dream. Kaz ends up pinning Relic, so he
<v Speaker 3>beats him.
<v Speaker 1>Damn it.
<v Speaker 3>Black Rain is now here and he has his weapon,
<v Speaker 3>Darkness Falls and his wig right.
<v Speaker 1>Which which, dude, Okay, so like Kauzaran's not afraid of
<v Speaker 1>anybody here. Black Ring runs out with Darkness Falls with
<v Speaker 1>It's just like a fucking hammer, I think, or a
<v Speaker 1>scythe and screens you're all black outfit and a wig on.
<v Speaker 1>He gets in the ring with a weapon and Kazarian
<v Speaker 1>full charges him and starts kicking his.
<v Speaker 3>This is this is this is like not as intimidating
<v Speaker 3>as gold Dust would be, even gold Dust was an
<v Speaker 3>a champion who was Black Rain good Man, I was
<v Speaker 3>champion fed. That's more scary than Black Rain who loses
<v Speaker 3>all his matches and hits people with the hammer.
<v Speaker 1>At least seven least floated to the ring.
<v Speaker 3>That's got a good prom with his dad, yeah, and
<v Speaker 3>then fed somebody bunch on burritos, Rick Claire donkey and
<v Speaker 3>then whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Is a donkey donkey and.
<v Speaker 3>His was Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I mean this, dude, this dude, darkness falls with the.
<v Speaker 1>Why is it happening?
<v Speaker 3>Like this is not scary at all time? Like I
<v Speaker 3>see this, dude, I'm winding up the biggest right look
<v Speaker 3>of all time, Like you're not getting away from me. Well,
<v Speaker 3>we go backstage with Crystal. I mean it's been yes,
<v Speaker 3>it's been about six and a half minutes. It's about
<v Speaker 3>time to give back your Crystal. Crystal is here with
<v Speaker 3>Booker T. I wrote down here, Wow, I wrote down
<v Speaker 3>There is way too much fucking talking on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, you didn't even get the half of it. And
<v Speaker 1>we're like, yeah, you're right to be done. And Crystal says, Booker,
<v Speaker 1>what do you think I'm darkness falls the weapon?
<v Speaker 3>Oh I thought that was a schizophrenic.
<v Speaker 1>No, that's wrong, that's the sick right. Crystal says, what's
<v Speaker 1>your mind? Son? Robert Rude in the match that decimated
<v Speaker 1>the next you think we have to concentrate on credent
<v Speaker 1>night and Booker says, oh, yeah, expecting unexpected. My first
<v Speaker 1>singles title came because Rick Martell forgot his boots and
<v Speaker 1>I had to step in and become the first World
<v Speaker 1>TV champion. Well it's not Tay. Leave Rick fucking Martell alone.
<v Speaker 1>He had a good run there. I thought we we
<v Speaker 1>Actually that wasn't this year. That was must have been
<v Speaker 1>last year. We watched like that Booker t Rick Martel
<v Speaker 1>angle and.
<v Speaker 3>It was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was very good. So Booker says, as far
<v Speaker 1>as Bobby Rude, Suga didn't show up tonight, but I
<v Speaker 1>have been assured by Jim Cornette if he doesn't show
<v Speaker 1>up next week, he will be suspended indefinitely. And I
<v Speaker 1>know he can't use that because he can use a
<v Speaker 1>new robe and Bobby Rude, you're gonna get yours, But
<v Speaker 1>tonight it's on like neck Bode Suger.
<v Speaker 3>Hell yeah, I gotta give it to Booker here. He
<v Speaker 3>still cared about TNA. This was about the only time
<v Speaker 3>that he did. I remember he said he wanted to
<v Speaker 3>come into TNA. Well, whether this was true or not
<v Speaker 3>is up to the man himself, but I remember hearing
<v Speaker 3>about that Booker wanted to come to TNA and work
<v Speaker 3>the young guys. Obviously that changes. He becomes the Legends
<v Speaker 3>Champion and it all works non young guys, and also
<v Speaker 3>becomes the Tag Tea Champions too, always Steyer.
<v Speaker 1>So I gotta say, James, Booker and Steiner a great
<v Speaker 1>tag team that a lot of people should remember as
<v Speaker 1>a tag team together.
<v Speaker 3>Right, they had about a ninety day rain or so.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, some people don't even get that.
<v Speaker 3>So we got to a pre tape. Barry Scott puts
<v Speaker 3>over Abyss with a great voiceover job.
<v Speaker 1>It is great, actually a BES hype video, and he
<v Speaker 1>talks about the dark secrets that ABIs Karriity finally realizing
<v Speaker 1>James Mitchell, the man who controlled him for all these
<v Speaker 1>years was in fact his biological father. Against all odds,
<v Speaker 1>he pushed himself to the point in overturn, defeating the
<v Speaker 1>forces that controlled him once and for on, with nothing
<v Speaker 1>left to hide. The man behind the mask is gonna
<v Speaker 1>be in W two K twenty five DC get.
<v Speaker 3>It, Yes, yes, and Abyss will fight Tyresee.
<v Speaker 1>Halliburn Abyss against great colleague for the DVW World Championship. Well,
<v Speaker 1>he also says in a surprise turn last week. On
<v Speaker 1>top of all that, he says, Abyss turned his back
<v Speaker 1>on the six side of the ring because it was
<v Speaker 1>shitting to bump in and left the impact zone abruptly.
<v Speaker 3>Will he faced on your taker? Right, Rasmia?
<v Speaker 1>What happened to Rhode kill? Perhaps there's more to this
<v Speaker 1>man than the monster that lives inside. I mean, good
<v Speaker 1>video here, right, I enjoyed.
<v Speaker 3>It, good video. I hated them trying to humanize Abyss.
<v Speaker 1>I can't stand that. That's like my least favorite monster
<v Speaker 1>trope I think.
<v Speaker 3>Takes the mask off, it walks out like Spider Man.
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, this is really my life? Am I going
<v Speaker 3>to have to face Black Rain and Relic when I
<v Speaker 3>get back?
<v Speaker 1>I already did, already, No, I have to face Black
<v Speaker 1>Rain Relic and Judas Messias.
<v Speaker 3>A w W.
<v Speaker 1>I want to Jack Schager now, Jackschacker please.
<v Speaker 3>So we have Mike Today and Don West who run
<v Speaker 3>down the rest of the night, including a team three
<v Speaker 3>D way.
<v Speaker 1>In mm and uh yeah today I had an interview
<v Speaker 1>with Rhino and Team three D are fat as ship
<v Speaker 1>can they get below twoes?
<v Speaker 3>So we have Sonjay Dutt versus Johnny Devine versus P. D.
<v Speaker 3>Williams in a number one contender three way fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, for your mind, for your mind, for your mind,
<v Speaker 1>for your mind. That's awesome. I love this entrance.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Sonja comes out with a tambourine and a vase
<v Speaker 3>that is smoking.
<v Speaker 1>Mmm. I mean good luck, cool gimmick. We should make
<v Speaker 1>him lose well.
<v Speaker 3>P D. Williams comes out and he's maple leaf muscle dude.
<v Speaker 1>This is Chris Masters, like his song is Chris Masters.
<v Speaker 1>The fuck is going on here? Also, Johnny Divine is
<v Speaker 1>Brian Myers. Don't put him in there with AJ please please.
<v Speaker 3>So Steiner faced PD and even though he cheated to
<v Speaker 3>beat him, he gave him respect after.
<v Speaker 1>The match, yes, which was you know, of course nice
<v Speaker 1>and uh patfelt victim to the newest freaking RockA gon
<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah and there. But Steiner liked what he
<v Speaker 1>saw of young make believe muscle.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Johnny Divine hot starts on both guys, but they
<v Speaker 3>get up on him pretty quickly. Here Johnny Devine goes
<v Speaker 3>up the ramp and Steiner is there with his number
<v Speaker 3>one freak rocke con Sanja hits a springboard whoope cushion,
<v Speaker 3>but Divine breaks up the pin.
<v Speaker 2>It was that she was on my face.
<v Speaker 3>Audio tird nuggets.
<v Speaker 1>Drop of the dime. But the drop of the dime
<v Speaker 1>was the splash, wasn't it?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's right? Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, Well I love
<v Speaker 3>the springboard whoope cushion.
<v Speaker 1>Earthquake should have did.
<v Speaker 3>It, dude, that would have fucking been nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Roadkill could have did it.
<v Speaker 3>One hundred from the middle to. Sanja hits a springboard
<v Speaker 3>whoope cushion, but Johnny Devine breaks up the pin. Scott
<v Speaker 3>Steiner is watching outside the ring right now, smiling, having
<v Speaker 3>a good time. Hits a co breaker on Divine and
<v Speaker 3>then throws Sonja out of the ring, and then Scott
<v Speaker 3>Seiner punches Johnny Divine in the head. Pete then rolls
<v Speaker 3>up Johnny Divine and wins.
<v Speaker 1>No Destroyer, no nothing, it was Scott Steiner Destroyer.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck he could have hit him in the
<v Speaker 3>face man, and just just hit the Canadian Destroyer.
<v Speaker 1>Just like fucking sold into it, right, Yeah, that's what
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking. But no inside cradle for the win.
<v Speaker 1>And then Steiner and his newest freak number one freak
<v Speaker 1>Roka Khan get into the ring and Pete puts his
<v Speaker 1>hands up. He's looking for a fight. He thinks Steiner's
<v Speaker 1>about to jump his ass, and Scott says, Scott tells him,
<v Speaker 1>you come with me, and you're going to the top,
<v Speaker 1>and he sends his hand to Pete. Pete thinks about.
<v Speaker 4>It top of one at the top of the food chade,
<v Speaker 4>and Pete takes a handshake, and such is the beginning
<v Speaker 4>of a legendary run here for Pete Williams.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're right, it is legendary. It's the one I
<v Speaker 3>think about the most, which is funny.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like I know him as the Canadian Destroyer
<v Speaker 1>and then like my brain immediately goes, fuck you every.
<v Speaker 2>Time I get stop looking at that smile.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I mean him being Minnie Scott Steiner was
<v Speaker 1>fucking fantastic. Like yeah, So.
<v Speaker 3>We go to the JB cam. JB is filming AJ
<v Speaker 3>and Karen together at dinner tonight.
<v Speaker 1>The honeymoon has begun, and JB's behind the camera as
<v Speaker 1>James says, and Karen and AJ are somewhere, and Karen
<v Speaker 1>turns back and looks at JB and says, JAB, you
<v Speaker 1>getting this And JB says, am I getting this, Karen?
<v Speaker 1>If you're doing us to get back a card, I
<v Speaker 1>got a real problem with this. You're gonna hurt this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Karen says, JB's shut the fuck up, do your job.
<v Speaker 1>And AJ comes back and says, hey, we can sit anywhere.
<v Speaker 1>Is this cool and pulls a chout for her and
<v Speaker 1>she says, oh my gosh, and AJ sits down and says, listen,
<v Speaker 1>I got some stuff to light in the mood. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>this is just like a fucking like fastod restaurant there.
<v Speaker 2>Do you look like a deli or like a I
<v Speaker 2>don't even know, like a.
<v Speaker 1>Subway or some out ever say the name of it?
<v Speaker 1>Do they?
<v Speaker 2>No, they don't think. So this is like a little
<v Speaker 2>sit down nderworld.
<v Speaker 3>That ship was probably definitely in the park or something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it felt like yeah. So AJ says, I got
<v Speaker 1>some stuff light in the mood, and he pulls out
<v Speaker 1>a candle and he likes it and says, oh, a
<v Speaker 1>J you're so sweet. And he says, oh fuck, he
<v Speaker 1>burned his head and he just says, I got more
<v Speaker 1>stuff though, and he pulls out some flowers and says
<v Speaker 1>these are for you. And Karen takes someone says well,
<v Speaker 1>these aren't real, and it just says, well, the real
<v Speaker 1>ones will die. These want will last you forever. This
<v Speaker 1>guy's a limit. It is all right. Listen, I got
<v Speaker 1>something else for you, and he hands it to her
<v Speaker 1>and Karen laughs in and says the snow globe. And
<v Speaker 1>he just says, yeah, you don't understand.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, these are precious to me.
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you a story able to help you out.
<v Speaker 1>When I grew up in Gainesville, we never ever had
<v Speaker 1>snow ever. Up until I was like five, I was
<v Speaker 1>praying for snow. I wanted snow, And on Christmas Eve,
<v Speaker 1>I prayed harder than I ever prayed before. Please Lord,
<v Speaker 1>I need this snow. I need it more than anything
<v Speaker 1>I needed to pay by a snow bill. And Christmas
<v Speaker 1>morning I wake up and I run on the window
<v Speaker 1>no snow. And I turn around and there's my grammy.
<v Speaker 1>She says, hey, a J, I know you wanted snow,
<v Speaker 1>so I got you snow and gave me the snow globe.
<v Speaker 1>And as long as you have this, you have snow
<v Speaker 1>anytime you want. So it's really precious to me and
<v Speaker 1>I want you to have it. And cares like, oh
<v Speaker 1>my gosh, did you give me that from your grandmother?
<v Speaker 1>And he says, as long as you have the snow globe,
<v Speaker 1>you always have me. Oh my god, it's so fucking sweet,
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, what what an emotional moment. And then he
<v Speaker 1>just said, all right, who's on grandma? You on ground
<v Speaker 1>fucking star. Let's you guys got that steak of gravy?
<v Speaker 3>Yes, you guys got that steak of gravy. Yes, let's
<v Speaker 3>do it.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, man, this is fantastic, fantastic. AJ is so
<v Speaker 1>dumb and.
<v Speaker 2>Every time, every time he's like sweet and that, he
<v Speaker 2>just ruins it immediately, which is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>He's a goofball man. Yeah, it's awesome. Got steak gravy?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so awesome. We'll take tuesday gravy right now, bring
<v Speaker 2>him up.
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna get fat tonight.
<v Speaker 3>So we got to a Rhino exclusive interview where Mike
<v Speaker 3>Today says down with Rhino and says, now, explain to me, Rhino,
<v Speaker 3>why the fuck you left TNA. Buddy?
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm an alcoholic today. Okay, I'm back to you today.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh all right, why do you say so?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So Today says it was just two weeks ago
<v Speaker 1>when you were turning against all. I was like, I
<v Speaker 1>gotta ask you what the story with your absence? And
<v Speaker 1>Rhino says, sometimes in life you make mistakes and go
<v Speaker 1>down the wrong path, and I needed to walk away
<v Speaker 1>and look at myself and take care of me. Today says, oh, well,
<v Speaker 1>fair enough, no show, That's fine. I wish I had
<v Speaker 1>some days off. Anyway, you have focus your attack on
<v Speaker 1>one man, James Storm. You can consider James Storm responsible
<v Speaker 1>for your absence, and Rhino says, I can't consider imresponsible.
<v Speaker 1>He influenced me, he made fun of my addiction I had,
<v Speaker 1>but I can't blame him. And today this was a
<v Speaker 1>weird fucking cut here Today says last week on Impact,
<v Speaker 1>you made a challenge, and then there's an abrupt cut
<v Speaker 1>and he says, for Destination X challenge to James Storm
<v Speaker 1>for quite simply the most dangerous match in TENA Elevation X.
<v Speaker 1>You realize that you are equally at risk as James
<v Speaker 1>Storm is. Huh and Ryel says, yeah, for sure. Am
<v Speaker 1>I gonna be afraid up there? Yeah? But I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>block that out and get revenge. And a dirt bag
<v Speaker 1>like him needs to be stopped. And sometimes you got
<v Speaker 1>to stand up and be a man and do something
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to do, like wrestle your DNA. But
<v Speaker 1>at Destination X, James Storm is gonna fall, but he
<v Speaker 1>won't get up. He's gonna dark this fall.
<v Speaker 3>Why didn't we go over the fact that Rhino won
<v Speaker 3>one of these before?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, I guess it wasn't important.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well they didn't bring that up.
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, Rhino didn't say, Hey, man, like I've been
<v Speaker 1>in this and I like I thought I was gonna die.
<v Speaker 1>And that's why I'm doing it again because I want
<v Speaker 1>him to die.
<v Speaker 3>I love the thrill, the sexual thrill. So we go backstage,
<v Speaker 3>Curryman and Shark Boy are here with Crystal, and Crystal
<v Speaker 3>welcomes Curryman to TNA from Japan.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she says, uh, welcome to TNA and Curryman
<v Speaker 1>stares at her, and then his music hits and the
<v Speaker 1>lights start going party mode, and he starts fucking dancing crazy,
<v Speaker 1>and then Crystal staring at him, and Crystal starts dancing
<v Speaker 1>crazy as shit. Then Curryman cuts the music and says
<v Speaker 1>conichiwa King of Spice DEAs kobashi kenta adaka goto because
<v Speaker 1>I must a, and Christl says, what the fuck the
<v Speaker 1>fuck did you say?
<v Speaker 3>The part of this is I I expected Shark Boy
<v Speaker 3>to be able to understand what he was saying here,
<v Speaker 3>but then it cuts to Shark Boy and he's stone
<v Speaker 3>cold and he says, what the hell? Side I don't
<v Speaker 3>know what he's saying?
<v Speaker 1>Says, what the hell he's just saying? Shark Boy says,
<v Speaker 1>what what am I a damn international translator? He better
<v Speaker 1>been talking about whipping somebody's ass tonight, or else I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna stomp a mudhole on that stupid looking hat on
<v Speaker 1>his head. I could tell you that much. Curry Man
<v Speaker 1>looks and it says Masawa mitsuru, knock on Maura shitske,
<v Speaker 1>and Shark Boy says, what, as long as you got
<v Speaker 1>there ready for a fight tonight, you're right with me,
<v Speaker 1>and I don't care what language you speak, but you
<v Speaker 1>better go out there ready to whip somebody's ass gnashed
<v Speaker 1>the fishing line because Shark Boys said. So this is
<v Speaker 1>fucking ridiculous. All of this is fucking stupid.
<v Speaker 3>Sark Boy's kind of hard though, I.
<v Speaker 1>Mean, shark boys nuts. And Curryman's English is he just knows, guys,
<v Speaker 1>he's wrestled in Japan.
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if I remember that being what
<v Speaker 3>he said. I don't even really remember Curryman talking. Ever.
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that at all either, But I like
<v Speaker 1>I might have just not caught it at the time though,
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, sure, I mean Kobashi kenta is egregious, Like
<v Speaker 1>I should have caught that, but like, yeah, I don't
<v Speaker 1>remember him doing this at all. I just remember him
<v Speaker 1>saying conici wa and dancing.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Curryman's gimmick is the scary movie ring gimmick. Yes,
<v Speaker 3>he says names in places of Japanese things, and then
<v Speaker 3>she responds with names and places of Japanese. Yeah, yeah, right,
<v Speaker 3>So that's kind of his deal. Apparently he was. He
<v Speaker 3>was really good friends with Liger at the time, and
<v Speaker 3>it was supposed to be like a play on the
<v Speaker 3>way he talks.
<v Speaker 1>But oh is that right? Okay? Yeah, I love uh.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, and that's the fishing line is like super
<v Speaker 1>dialed in, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Shark Boy is killing this gimmick right now.
<v Speaker 3>He's got the jacket.
<v Speaker 1>He should I was gonna say he should wrestle Relic.
<v Speaker 1>They definitely do an angle with Relic, and sure, I think, sure,
<v Speaker 1>that's fucking the end of his run.
<v Speaker 3>Well, we have Shark Boy and Curry Man versus Team
<v Speaker 3>three D with Johnny Devine.
<v Speaker 1>We get the triple camera for Curryman's est because he
<v Speaker 1>dances a crazy You got to see all the shots
<v Speaker 1>of it. Oh yeah, oh yeah? Oh fuck.
<v Speaker 3>Well the three the three squares stand for hot, Spicy,
<v Speaker 3>and taste great.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, which is all that he is. He does do
<v Speaker 1>all that.
<v Speaker 3>Well.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>On the other end of the spectrum, here Devon looks
<v Speaker 3>fucking insane, man, Dude, he's a real world.
<v Speaker 1>Beater, re ridiculous. I'm putting the fucking I'm putting all
<v Speaker 1>the title on him. I don't know what it is,
<v Speaker 1>but I'm put a title autumn.
<v Speaker 3>Well, last week Bubba didn't make the weight because he's fat,
<v Speaker 3>and Bubba Curry man with the scale. Uh, and Devon
<v Speaker 3>won the handicap match.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking son of a bit. Yeah, the weight limit is
<v Speaker 1>two seventy five. So if you if you don't wig,
<v Speaker 1>if one of the Dudleys did not weigh toesy, sorry,
<v Speaker 1>one of the dead leaves Tony, I don't want to
<v Speaker 1>fuck it up for you. Yes, please, they don't weigh
<v Speaker 1>two seventy five, then that guy cannot be in the match.
<v Speaker 3>Well, we go to commercial and come back and Bubba
<v Speaker 3>Ray Dudley has to step on the scale.
<v Speaker 1>That must be scary. It's scary for me, so I
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine how.
<v Speaker 2>It is for him.
<v Speaker 1>And today he says he's just trying to suck in
<v Speaker 1>his gut to make that two seventy five weight limit. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>If that's how that fucking works, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Wish.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, holy shit, I would do that all the time.
<v Speaker 3>Bubba's like raving, praying hands, and Earl Hebner's like, you're
<v Speaker 3>gonna be good, You're gonna be good.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna pass out. He's like deep breathing.
<v Speaker 3>And Earl Hebner gives him the double thumbs up.
<v Speaker 1>He made it. He fucking did it. He weighs two
<v Speaker 1>seventy five or less. I assume this is and Today says, well,
<v Speaker 1>there's another scale this week, and uh, Devon Stevon starting now.
<v Speaker 1>And Devon gets on the scale, and I mean Devon,
<v Speaker 1>like you said, looks incredible.
<v Speaker 3>He does, Dude, he's got.
<v Speaker 1>The fucking straps down. He's flexing crazy. Oh my brother,
<v Speaker 1>he's going nuts. He gets on the scale, Earl looks
<v Speaker 1>at him, double thumbs down. Oh fuck, Devon is flipping
<v Speaker 1>the funk out. What the fuck are you talking about?
<v Speaker 1>And fucking brother Ray grabs the mic and says, Devon,
<v Speaker 1>how could you do this to me, you fat bastard.
<v Speaker 1>I saw you the other night. You got up and
<v Speaker 1>you were watching the Late Late Late Show and you
<v Speaker 1>were eating twinkies. Stop beating the twinkies, dude.
<v Speaker 2>The problem with this angle is they didn't have the
<v Speaker 2>real scale like the Big Show, a w scale.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, Tony, I swear to god, that's legit what
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about. Anytime I see a way away
<v Speaker 1>and thing a legit at anything, even like Mma, I legit.
<v Speaker 1>Think of the fucking Cody's scale segment where they just
<v Speaker 1>didn't work it for some reason.
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe they got a real scale and Big
<v Speaker 2>Show is trying to figure that out. That would have
<v Speaker 2>probably saved you. You know, whatever year over there, you make it.
<v Speaker 2>I don't care what it.
<v Speaker 1>Just lie, just fucking lie. Well, brother, he was trying
<v Speaker 1>to call Devon back, you know, he says, Deeve when
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, please please don't ly me. We'll get your help,
<v Speaker 1>Jendy Craig weight watchers will get you help. Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>He gets rolled up by curry Man for two because
<v Speaker 1>I guess the belt already wrung.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I love that he holds onto the mic the
<v Speaker 3>whole time. I thought, I love that. Bubba lines curry
<v Speaker 3>Man and gives him the hook line and sinker and
<v Speaker 3>hits his little dance. Bubba does the worm and Don
<v Speaker 3>West says he's doing a little worm action, and Mike
<v Speaker 3>Today says, very little worm action, and then donalds says, correction,
<v Speaker 3>that's very big worm action. And then Mike Today says, well,
<v Speaker 3>big worm little action.
<v Speaker 1>Right, that's dude. I love those two.
<v Speaker 3>Well. Devon and I get on the apron and Bubba
<v Speaker 3>low blows curry Man. Bubba throws curry Man out, and
<v Speaker 3>Devon throws him into the guardrail while Bubba runs interference
<v Speaker 3>with the ref. Bubba then slaps Slick Johnson for no reason.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Okay, he slaps him in the face, and Slick
<v Speaker 1>Johnson like gets hot for a second, saying, hey, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I'm the fucking ref. What's wrong with you? Also, I'm
<v Speaker 1>just realized they truly could have just called him brother Devine,
<v Speaker 1>Brother Devon and Brother Divine.
<v Speaker 2>John E Devine.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Well, curry Man gets the hot tag and Shark Boy
<v Speaker 3>comes in throwing the right hands. Yes, Shark Boy hits
<v Speaker 3>the thees press with punches and then the fish drop
<v Speaker 3>with theatrics for it too.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Curryman then cross bodies Johnny Devine on the outside. Devon
<v Speaker 3>comes in with the scale, but Shark Boy hits him
<v Speaker 3>with the chummer.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fuck the trummer, which is, of course, for those
<v Speaker 1>that know those dunner.
<v Speaker 3>Bubba then uses the scale on Shark Boy while the
<v Speaker 3>ref is turned around and then faints like they were
<v Speaker 3>both down. But then Penn's Shark Boy for the three.
<v Speaker 1>This is a fucking fun angle.
<v Speaker 3>So backstage, Crystal is here with Kurt and asks about
<v Speaker 3>AJ and Karen.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Crystal's fucking backstage, Where the fuck else would
<v Speaker 1>she be. She's not going anywhere else. She has to
<v Speaker 1>stand back here because they are funneling the entire roster
<v Speaker 1>all night long. The talk. Fuck, So Crystal's here, And
<v Speaker 1>Crystal says, Kurt, You've got a huge match to night
<v Speaker 1>against Booker T. It's your first encounter in TNA. But
<v Speaker 1>mind is somewhere else. Your wife Karen and your boy
<v Speaker 1>ag are off on their honeymoon, and Kurt says, I
<v Speaker 1>don't even care about that right now, AJ and Karen
<v Speaker 1>can have each other for all I care. What just
<v Speaker 1>fucking funny at shit?
<v Speaker 3>I'm the world champion, yeah, man.
<v Speaker 1>My focus has always been and always will be, but
<v Speaker 1>the TNA world titles standing around my waist. Booker T,
<v Speaker 1>if you think you're coming to my house and beating
<v Speaker 1>me in front of the millions of our fans, you're
<v Speaker 1>sadly mistaken one million, because I'm the one that's in
<v Speaker 1>a bad mood. I'm the one that's pissed off. So
<v Speaker 1>after I break your damn ankle, it's off the destination
<v Speaker 1>next against the three Stooges. Now, get the hell out
<v Speaker 1>of here, Crystal leaves. Of course, there's so much like again,
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know how many people that listen to
<v Speaker 1>stuff really watched or go back and watch this stuff.
<v Speaker 1>But like the heel works that a lot of these
<v Speaker 1>guys were doing, like especially Kurt and AJ and Teena
<v Speaker 1>was like really fucking like top levels shit, Like it
<v Speaker 1>was fantastic. Like, you know, I think I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if it's underrated. I think lot of people talking about
<v Speaker 1>now underrated in my head at the time, you know,
<v Speaker 1>the sting Kurt Angle episode we reviewed, like that is
<v Speaker 1>that whole fucking episode where he's at the football game
<v Speaker 1>is like one of the funniest things I've ever seen,
<v Speaker 1>But he's still Kurt fucking Angle. So like when it's
<v Speaker 1>time to get into the match, it's like, Okay, I
<v Speaker 1>am him being a haha guy isn't even in my.
<v Speaker 3>Brain right, Yeah, absolutely.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, It's like that that level of stooging is like
<v Speaker 1>an art that I don't know if a lot of
<v Speaker 1>people understand like how well that works or why it works.
<v Speaker 2>I guess.
<v Speaker 3>Well, speaking of that, we go to JB with AJ
<v Speaker 3>and Karen. They are now at Gatorland.
<v Speaker 1>Gatorland, a J says, fucking love this place, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he says, JAB, you getting this. This is freaking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>This is like the best honeymoon ever heard. And Karen says,
<v Speaker 1>A J No, when I was talking about honeymoon, I
<v Speaker 1>wasn't talking about gator Land. And they just, oh god,
<v Speaker 1>I don't be like that, you know what, You know
<v Speaker 1>what the best thing about Gailing is boom gator nuggets.
<v Speaker 1>They're delicious. I'll get you some. I don't know why
<v Speaker 1>the gator nuggets thing was like the only thing I
<v Speaker 1>remembered from this, like I vividly remember. Yeah, maybe that's
<v Speaker 1>why you're right. And Karen says, I don't want any
<v Speaker 1>and they just says, hey, you want to see them
<v Speaker 1>before their fried? And Karen says no, and he just says,
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, before the nuggets. Real life gators right here.
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about it, you know. And he's walking. He's
<v Speaker 1>going to show where the gators and he just says,
<v Speaker 1>I grew up around gators. Gainesville had gator tail. They
<v Speaker 1>had one gator. He's dead and gone now he's probably
<v Speaker 1>someone's boot and JB and it says, JB, I don't
<v Speaker 1>think this is a good idea, and JB says, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know about this one, and so a j bring
<v Speaker 1>over to the gator pit, which I mean, this is
<v Speaker 1>fucking insane. I don't I'm assuming this is a real place,
<v Speaker 1>gator Land, where there's a pit of gators that you
<v Speaker 1>can go and hang out with and then inside you
<v Speaker 1>can eat gators. Like this is crazy. And yeah, AJ
<v Speaker 1>brings her to the gator pit and he just says,
<v Speaker 1>I'll rustle these gator for you. Don't worry about it.
<v Speaker 1>You know, you know who that is right there. That's
<v Speaker 1>Willie and that's Samantha. And watch this JB. And AJ
<v Speaker 1>has a fucking like rake and he puts it in
<v Speaker 1>the gator pit and goes Karen's don't hurt them, and
<v Speaker 1>he says, ah, I'm just playing with them. These are
<v Speaker 1>little guys. You know. In Alabama, they found an alligator
<v Speaker 1>nineteen feet long two inches and Karen says, wow, that's
<v Speaker 1>a big alligator and he just says, yeah, but it's
<v Speaker 1>dead now, but not a big deal anyway. Samantha, come girl,
<v Speaker 1>don't worry about these things. They're trying to jump up
<v Speaker 1>a catch us. You know, they have a shirt a
<v Speaker 1>short burst of speed and they probably get JB. And
<v Speaker 1>Karen is like, super confused. She looks at AJ's super
<v Speaker 1>lost and they just do you have a good time?
<v Speaker 1>Come on? And Karen gives them a look and says,
<v Speaker 1>all right, I am it's not that bad. And he says,
<v Speaker 1>there you go, and you want to see something absolutely
<v Speaker 1>out of this world? Birds? There's thousands of birds. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know why these birds are here.
<v Speaker 3>Do you want to see something out of this world? Birds?
<v Speaker 3>Thousands of birds.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why these birds are even here. And
<v Speaker 1>JB says, I'd feel a little more safer on birds
<v Speaker 1>if you don't mind. Says all right, JB, come on,
<v Speaker 1>I gotta show you. These birds are everywhere. There's poop everywhere.
<v Speaker 1>Oh why there's so much poop?
<v Speaker 3>And the camera zooms in on the poop he called
<v Speaker 3>the shit poop.
<v Speaker 1>This is like, this is so fucking stupid.
<v Speaker 2>I there is a real Gator Land down there, but
<v Speaker 2>it's like twenty minutes from Universal Studios and they have oh,
<v Speaker 2>gator Lands famous Gator bites, which is the gator nuggets
<v Speaker 2>and yeah with the side of gator sauce.
<v Speaker 3>Oh nice.
<v Speaker 1>We should run a show at gatorl Land.
<v Speaker 2>It'd be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>What they got room for us?
<v Speaker 3>There and they do the jackass fucking over the water.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking uh Stevo with chicken in his ass all.
<v Speaker 3>Between his cheeks.
<v Speaker 1>Ted, he's got to do that one, SI, dude.
<v Speaker 2>At this place, you can do the Gator Gauntlet, which
<v Speaker 2>is a zip line.
<v Speaker 1>And then you put.
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm moving on from the oh.
<v Speaker 3>Sorright the gators butt naked with chicken in your ass.
<v Speaker 1>That was the next gimmick. They were bitching the relic.
<v Speaker 3>And then you get to see something out of this world.
<v Speaker 1>Birds, thousands of thousands of them. There's poop, poop everywhere. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>there's so much poop.
<v Speaker 3>So we go to Miss Jackie and Roxy Levo Versus
<v Speaker 3>and Gail Kim next.
<v Speaker 1>So, Roxy Leva was the manager of the Voodoo Kin
<v Speaker 1>Mafia who they brought in specifically to be the Voodoo
<v Speaker 1>part of Voodoo Kin Mafia so they could have the
<v Speaker 1>VKM name, and they really had to lay it in well,
<v Speaker 1>Rox of Levau, the Voodoo part of VKM, got fired
<v Speaker 1>as the valet of the Voodoo Kin Mafia and today
<v Speaker 1>and I quote says, Roxy got pink slipped as a
<v Speaker 1>valet of Voodoo Kin Mafia and now her career is
<v Speaker 1>limited to wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>She lost her manager's license.
<v Speaker 1>That's suns stupid wrestling. I hate when they got to
<v Speaker 1>do the wrestling. Rox of Leva is awesome, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>cool look I was, I was a fan.
<v Speaker 3>These are like four of my favorite knockouts ever.
<v Speaker 1>Actually yeah, there's fucking I mean a sweet combination here
<v Speaker 1>and uh as we mentioned earlier, by the way, Gael
<v Speaker 1>Kim last week tried to help ODIB against Kong It
<v Speaker 1>mess fired in Kong hit ODB with the implant buster
<v Speaker 1>h to the win against ODB, but little tag match
<v Speaker 1>here knockouts tag team match for the masses.
<v Speaker 3>Well, ODB drinks some of that liquid courage. Gail Kim
<v Speaker 3>doesn't want any, which is why things go off the rails.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like you gotta just drink.
<v Speaker 3>You know you ever been sober with someone that's drunk?
<v Speaker 3>Come on?
<v Speaker 1>Yes?
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah right?
<v Speaker 1>Sorry exclusively always.
<v Speaker 3>So. Gail Kim and Jackie start things off here. Gail
<v Speaker 3>fires off a roll up and a few arm drags
<v Speaker 3>before Roxy tags in. ODB hits the fall Away slam
<v Speaker 3>plus tram boat or I'm sorry that a tram blank.
<v Speaker 3>ODB hits the Falloway Slam and the trombone theatrics, which, uh,
<v Speaker 3>I think I I think I saw that Santina Morella
<v Speaker 3>took that for ODB.
<v Speaker 1>Really, is that right? Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>I think you. I think you saw her do it
<v Speaker 3>in ODW or something and then.
<v Speaker 2>Oh really wow?
<v Speaker 1>I mean and Odb's whole fucking shtick was awesome. She
<v Speaker 1>was super dialed in slab with the titties, slab of
<v Speaker 1>the ass, drum bone drinking like this is awesome, like
<v Speaker 1>this is the on the division. Yes, dude, she should
<v Speaker 1>have been Gatorland.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Jackie distracts her and Roxy drops the boot. Roxy
<v Speaker 3>and Jackie hit a double flapjack on ODB, which hurts
<v Speaker 3>her boobs.
<v Speaker 1>Dude sells her.
<v Speaker 3>Jackie pinzer for a two. We come back from commercial
<v Speaker 3>and ODB hits an INZIGII and goes for a hot tag.
<v Speaker 3>The ref didn't see the tag, so Jackie and Roxy
<v Speaker 3>get their heat in so Jackie hare beals ODB, but
<v Speaker 3>ODB up and overs and drop kicks her into the buckle.
<v Speaker 3>I actually really liked that.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking cool. It was great.
<v Speaker 3>Fire double hot tag and Gail Kim comes in house
<v Speaker 3>of fire, gayl Monkey flips Roxy and then arm drags Jackie.
<v Speaker 3>ODB throws Jackie out and Gail goes up to hit
<v Speaker 3>a missile drop kick, but ODB gets in the way
<v Speaker 3>by accident. No very reminiscent of Lita Eddie Guerrero and
<v Speaker 3>out hardy.
<v Speaker 1>The okay, the leader one was anymrek, just what's funny?
<v Speaker 3>I'm still thinking about that, like this looks funny as.
<v Speaker 1>Hell and he just stands there and takes a moon salt.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, was that last episode of the episode before that
<v Speaker 3>was episode before the last one was w C w Right,
<v Speaker 3>You guys have to go back and listen to that episode.
<v Speaker 3>It's funny. You'd like it.
<v Speaker 1>Go back in the archives and listen to all the episodes,
<v Speaker 1>please you.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Jackie pulls ODB out after she gets hit by
<v Speaker 3>the missile drop kick, and then Roxy hits the QT
<v Speaker 3>special and picks up the win.
<v Speaker 1>But that's not the end of the issues between ODB
<v Speaker 1>and Gale, of course, because they're fucking arguing and ODB
<v Speaker 1>uh you know, gets in her face and pushes Oh
<v Speaker 1>Geika move the match? Oh please? Of course.
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's a lot of moves and also also the
<v Speaker 3>QUTI special finish and very dubbed Mike Today voice well,
<v Speaker 3>Gail Kim and ODB push each other, and ODB push
<v Speaker 3>Gail Kim down. Yes, Gaylee then throws a forearm and
<v Speaker 3>now they're swinging.
<v Speaker 1>They're fucking going at it. They're going at it. Security
<v Speaker 1>comes in and breaks it up, and uh, they break
<v Speaker 1>off from security and tackle each other in the ring
<v Speaker 1>and they Security eventually gets ODB out of the ring,
<v Speaker 1>but that is not stopping Gilkim because she cloves in
<v Speaker 1>the top rope and dives to the floor onto everybody
<v Speaker 1>and then they brawl up beside the ramp to the back.
<v Speaker 1>Good brawl, I mean again all over here.
<v Speaker 2>I enjoyed this.
<v Speaker 1>A big fan of everybody involved. I gotta say, man, uh,
<v Speaker 1>we've talked about her before and I don't know, I
<v Speaker 1>forget who she wrestled, but miss Jackie super super underrated.
<v Speaker 1>Like is she in the hall of fame? She is, right, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know someone. She should be in everyone's hall
<v Speaker 1>of fame. She is fucking fantastic. Her in Ivory, I
<v Speaker 1>actually a big fans of Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>She was always snug and always made for a good match.
<v Speaker 3>Also gotta love.
<v Speaker 1>A good brawl of course, of course, and loved them
<v Speaker 1>to dude, TNA love the bros.
<v Speaker 3>Well we go backstage, Crystals here, damn it, she's here
<v Speaker 3>with Samoa, Joe, Kevin Nash, and Christian Cage. Joe is
<v Speaker 3>now in a leather jacket.
<v Speaker 1>One of the many perks of not signing the DNA.
<v Speaker 1>Keep just putting jackets on, So Crystal says the destination.
<v Speaker 1>Next it's Curt Ag and Tomko against Joe, Nash and
<v Speaker 1>Christian and Christian cuts along one here.
<v Speaker 3>Christian, dude, he cuts one so long Kevin Nash, just
<v Speaker 3>is I mean, if you if you looked at Kevin
<v Speaker 3>Nash for the entirety of this from I don't know
<v Speaker 3>if you heard one word that Christian.
<v Speaker 1>Screen is super not paying attention. Also, I'm now just
<v Speaker 1>realizing this is the same to Nash outfit from the
<v Speaker 1>video game in the story mode.
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure like you can wrestle as this Nash
<v Speaker 1>and you can. Yeah that legit just click for me.
<v Speaker 1>That's unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>Legit looks at the camera just like this for the
<v Speaker 3>entire front.
<v Speaker 1>There you here, said Christian. I mean, Christian is a
<v Speaker 1>good promo, but dude, this is like going over every
<v Speaker 1>bit in piece of this, and no one else had
<v Speaker 1>anything to say, right, yeah, maybe they got together and said, hey,
<v Speaker 1>we need a promo from you guys, and Christian says,
<v Speaker 1>all right, I got something. You guys want anything? Nah? No,
<v Speaker 1>Well I'm gonna keep talking then, and he does. He
<v Speaker 1>talks about the tag match them getting ready, and he
<v Speaker 1>he said, you know, last week a j hit him
<v Speaker 1>with a steel chair and he doesn't remember much after that.
<v Speaker 1>But then he got a call from Big keV tell
<v Speaker 1>him about a six man tag of Destination X. And
<v Speaker 1>he said, count him in. And he says that Destination
<v Speaker 1>X three guys that have never really gotten along and
<v Speaker 1>don't really know each other that well and may never
<v Speaker 1>be friends. But a Destination X, this unlikely alliance ends
<v Speaker 1>the Angle Alliance. And if you don't know, now you.
<v Speaker 3>Know there it is.
<v Speaker 1>I love Christian, I love I actually love all these guys.
<v Speaker 3>I like that last bit there, This unlikely Alliance ends
<v Speaker 3>the Angle Alliance.
<v Speaker 1>That's cool great, I know I like that too. I
<v Speaker 1>also like I like Angle Alliance was a cool fucking name.
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know how long it lasts, but I
<v Speaker 1>like that idea of the Angle Alliance. It reminded me
<v Speaker 1>of Planet Jarrett, which was Planet Jarrett might be the
<v Speaker 1>coldest stable name that is.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but what about the Planet Stays Yet?
<v Speaker 1>That was that was similar to the One Warrior Nation.
<v Speaker 3>Those are two of my favorite places, the One Way
<v Speaker 3>Nation with like two people three people right, yeah, wow,
<v Speaker 3>fifty two fucking years I've been on this planet. It
<v Speaker 3>was on Planet Days Yet, the one was on Planet
<v Speaker 3>Stays Yet.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, they really could have tapped into something. Sad is
<v Speaker 1>too busy doing all the Luca Guys movies.
<v Speaker 3>Throwing chairs at people. Ultimate Warrior would not have worked
<v Speaker 3>with Sean stays At.
<v Speaker 1>Don't want to work with anybody that wasn't him beating
<v Speaker 1>Hogan like that's all the end of his career he
<v Speaker 1>wanted to be.
<v Speaker 3>Have you sent me? When have you seen that short
<v Speaker 3>where he's like doing he's doing the gym stuff outside.
<v Speaker 3>Fifty two fucking years?
<v Speaker 1>Wait is this Ultimate?
<v Speaker 3>Yes? Yes? What's his shoot name again? Joe Older Warriors?
<v Speaker 3>His shoot name here?
<v Speaker 1>Is it?
<v Speaker 3>Is that? Real?
<v Speaker 1>Quick? Let me see? Okay, fuck that.
<v Speaker 3>You can't fifty two fucking years I've been on his
<v Speaker 3>fucking planet.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck Fuck, fifty two fucking years I've been on this planet.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck fuck fuck.
<v Speaker 3>Look at thousand people. So JB cam a J and
<v Speaker 3>care in or at the hotel.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, today, uh stores us to the honeymoon. Honeymoon's
<v Speaker 1>about to come to a close. AJ and Karen are walking.
<v Speaker 1>They're in a hotel hallway and he just says, you
<v Speaker 1>have a good time, and Karen says, I did. I
<v Speaker 1>was scared at first, but I enjoyed myself. And they
<v Speaker 1>just says, you know, when it opens, you know, get
<v Speaker 1>some Ginner duggers because they're awesome, and Ginner ribs because
<v Speaker 1>they're phenomenal, you know, phenomenal ha Is'. But anyway, here
<v Speaker 1>in my room, thanks for walking me. Karen says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>thank you. I had such a good time. And they
<v Speaker 1>take a second and they stare at each other and
<v Speaker 1>AJ says, you know, you look absolutely beautiful tonight. Well
<v Speaker 1>good night. He opened the door and then he comes
<v Speaker 1>back out and he looks at Karen and says, Karen,
<v Speaker 1>I just want to say, you know, I'm a little
<v Speaker 1>confused with the whole married a Kurder married to me thing.
<v Speaker 1>And there's one thing I'm not confused about. And if
<v Speaker 1>you were my wife, every day would be a honeymoon,
<v Speaker 1>and he kisses her on the cheek and he goes
<v Speaker 1>to open his door again. He says, I gotta get
<v Speaker 1>some sleep. Good night, real sleepy. Oh fuck this door
<v Speaker 1>when open? All right, good night the last years, J
<v Speaker 1>says good night, a.
<v Speaker 3>Dying good night AJ.
<v Speaker 2>It was totally the voiceover too, but it was so
<v Speaker 2>like they were just editing this together.
<v Speaker 1>JA.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this would be hey, good night AJ.
<v Speaker 1>They do't worn up a good night, good night, thank
<v Speaker 1>you Jamie, Karen. You'll go all fuster there and the
<v Speaker 1>camera pans off and that is that is the end
<v Speaker 1>of the honeymoon there. I mean, this Prince AJ thing
<v Speaker 1>goes for a minute. I mean this whole what a
<v Speaker 1>I mean great fucking just great angle man, Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so much you could do with fucking a J and
<v Speaker 1>Kurt both as stooges.
<v Speaker 2>Like just the range of AJ being the fucking best
<v Speaker 2>wrestling in the world and doing funny stuff like this too, you.
<v Speaker 1>Know, m Kurt right, Like having two of the best
<v Speaker 1>dudes ever and they could be like this, like what
<v Speaker 1>a fucking dream. They should kill this company.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we should not pay this guy any money that
<v Speaker 2>he wants and just let him go.
<v Speaker 1>We should fuck this.
<v Speaker 2>Dude like everybody else, I don't want to do that.
<v Speaker 3>I like what we're here. So we have the featured
<v Speaker 3>bout of the evening, Kurt Angle versus Booker T non
<v Speaker 3>title singles.
<v Speaker 1>Match, non title Why.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Booker T has not earned a title match fair enough?
<v Speaker 3>Last week Kurt Angle was in his underwear knocking a
<v Speaker 3>preacher down and giving an upper cut to JB Jamie Mooret.
<v Speaker 1>That was off the air. Funnier is that this happened
<v Speaker 1>off the air. Yeah, kurtin knocks over a preacher while
<v Speaker 1>he's naked and it hits JB with an upper cut
<v Speaker 1>on the floor. Fucking so fucking funny. Like earlier in
<v Speaker 1>the night, Kurt reference like hitting JB again. I was like, oh, wow,
<v Speaker 1>when did you do that? Little did I know? Nobody
<v Speaker 1>knew because it didn't ask.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, well, well, we start the match off here. Kurt
<v Speaker 3>Powder's early, getting some heat. Kurt goes for a hip toss,
<v Speaker 3>but Booker stops him and hits a line, then lines
<v Speaker 3>him over the ropes and we go to commercial. We
<v Speaker 3>come back from commercial and Booker is chopping down Angle
<v Speaker 3>on the outside. Booker up and overs in the corner
<v Speaker 3>and gets cut off by Angle. Booker hits a super
<v Speaker 3>kick on Kurt Angle after spinning away from the corner.
<v Speaker 1>He rocked him with that fucking superkick. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>Booker always his kicks in general, looking underrated kick guy,
<v Speaker 1>I'd say he's huge. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if people know how big this guy is,
<v Speaker 3>but he is.
<v Speaker 1>He's fucking massive. Yeah, yeah, fucking massive, and like all
<v Speaker 1>the kicks, look insane. Also another thing I think looks cool.
<v Speaker 1>This Kurd angle gear is fucking sweet with the flames.
<v Speaker 3>He also looks great.
<v Speaker 1>He does look fucking great. Yeah, he's also out of
<v Speaker 1>his mind.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's part of it. That's part of the whole
<v Speaker 3>package here.
<v Speaker 1>I like that. I like that.
<v Speaker 3>So Booker then hits the hook kick for a two.
<v Speaker 3>Booker then hits some sort of variation of a falcon
<v Speaker 3>arrow looks like a jack. He goes to his knees
<v Speaker 3>instead of sitting out with it, but Kirk catches Booker
<v Speaker 3>off the ropes into the overhead belly to belly. Kirk
<v Speaker 3>sends a Booker to the outside, throws him into the steps,
<v Speaker 3>and we go back to commercial.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, there was one point where after the overhead belly
<v Speaker 1>to belly. Kurt like grabbed him, he waste locked him
<v Speaker 1>on the ground, and Earl is checking on Booker, and
<v Speaker 1>Earl is very obviously like laughing in his face. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what's going on, but they started.
<v Speaker 3>Thinking about Brett Hart. Damn right, I did, so he
<v Speaker 3>come back for commercial. Kurt hits a body slam. Kurt
<v Speaker 3>goes to the top rope, but Booker cuts him off.
<v Speaker 3>Booker hits a superplex for a double down. Probably never
<v Speaker 3>does that again.
<v Speaker 1>That ring does not much, dude, no fucking way that.
<v Speaker 1>I feel like fucking shit.
<v Speaker 3>So Booker hits a line supplex sidewalk slam. Come back.
<v Speaker 3>Booker then hits Kurt with one hundred and tenth street slam,
<v Speaker 3>and Kurt's head bounces off the fucking mat.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he like it wasn't like a how he
<v Speaker 1>usually stuffed somebody with it. But with this ring and
<v Speaker 1>how just gigantic Booker is, there's no way that that
<v Speaker 1>didn't suck.
<v Speaker 3>Kurt picks the ankle here, but Booker kicks him off
<v Speaker 3>and then hits the Harlem sidekick based. Booker gut kicks
<v Speaker 3>him and goes for the axe kick, but Robert Rude
<v Speaker 3>is now here on the apron.
<v Speaker 1>I was told he's not here, dude, he wasn't supposed
<v Speaker 1>to be here. He's a bastard, and he's here, and
<v Speaker 1>Booker immediately goes after him to try to fuck him up,
<v Speaker 1>which fucks up his game plan here.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Booker immediately starts swinging, but Kurt attacks him from behind.
<v Speaker 3>It hits the Olympic Slam.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, great, fucking I mean, I actually thought this
<v Speaker 1>was gonna be a falsey. Then I realized how little
<v Speaker 1>of the show was left.
<v Speaker 3>He just pends him for the three.
<v Speaker 1>He just beats him, which is you know, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>the Olympic Slam is a fucking legit move. So I'm
<v Speaker 1>fine with that. I how many? I mean, I know
<v Speaker 1>Kurt and Booker have had a decent one matches. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know how many they had in TNA, at least
<v Speaker 1>at the top. I like the combination of the two.
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to see that. Yeah they have Do they
<v Speaker 1>have a I don't Do they have a TNA pay
<v Speaker 1>per view match against each other?
<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would have liked to see it.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Bobby Rude comes in and mounts Booker t and
<v Speaker 3>starts kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Bobby ding the Peter Griffin.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Kurt looks at Bobby Rude and says, whoa Peter Griffin?
<v Speaker 3>So he he's gonna start kicking Booker T's ass.
<v Speaker 1>Too, Hell yeah, I mean he's gonna He's not gonna
<v Speaker 1>attack Peter Griffin. That's fucking ridiculous, but.
<v Speaker 3>Do Christian Cage then runs down and makes the save,
<v Speaker 3>but the numbers game is too much. Fuck Joe comes down,
<v Speaker 3>Booker lines route out. Kevin Nash then comes down once
<v Speaker 3>everything is done.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that was so goddamn funny. Everyone's fighting on the outside,
<v Speaker 1>and then Nash slowly gets into the ring and surveys
<v Speaker 1>the scene. Oh nice.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Tomko runs down here and Kevin Nash grabs a
<v Speaker 3>mic and says, you run in your mouth angle.
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't say. I didn't say ship to you, buddy.
<v Speaker 3>This my scheduled match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
<v Speaker 3>Poloman Well, Nas says next week me versus you angle
<v Speaker 3>one on one, and Don West says, oh man, you
<v Speaker 3>gotta be here next week.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I gona beg you gotta be here.
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go. I can't imagine that's a good dude,
<v Speaker 1>I can't stop thinking about laughing because he was thinking
<v Speaker 1>about fred Hart. Thinking about his brother Dave just makes
<v Speaker 1>him smiles. Well, yeah, that's a I mean fun episode here.
<v Speaker 1>A lot of fucking talking, dude, like an unreal amount
<v Speaker 1>of fucking talking, but it's at least an era of
<v Speaker 1>talking where like I actually kind of liked the things
<v Speaker 1>that were going on, so it wasn't as egregious. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you got you know, I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>any of these matches went over fucking ten minutes, did they?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe the main the main, Yeah, the main did, but dude,
<v Speaker 1>everything else was like let's see here, the opener was
<v Speaker 1>three forty five, Kazan Relic went under three PD three
<v Speaker 1>way went three, the Dudley's tag went four almost five,
<v Speaker 1>the women's tag went eight. There you go, that's good
<v Speaker 1>at least, and then the main did sixteen. So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, little less talking, you know, maybe you know,
<v Speaker 1>we didn't have to drive home the Kip James promo immediately.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe could have probably just kept out the Eric Young
<v Speaker 1>fucking KAZERI one. Maybe a couple of these could have gone,
<v Speaker 1>but you know, I still enjoyed it. I mean like that,
<v Speaker 1>like I said the honeymoon stuff is fucking fantastic. Well
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