BONUS: All The Scary (and Slutty) Halloween Costumes

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Speaker 1: Hello, what is it? Ghosts and goblins?

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Speaker 2: Ocean wants me to be a witch for Halloween.

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Speaker 3: But what's a goon to a goblin?

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Speaker 1: Only Lil Wayne would know. Happy Halloween bonus episode. As you guys know, I am the worst at Halloween, and I feel that I've been this way even since childhood. Because I was looking at pictures that mom had pulled and she was, look, this is from Halloween. One of them, I was wearing a bathrobe, just a bathrobe.

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Speaker 4: What were you company?

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Speaker 3: Spa person?

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Speaker 1: I was at the spa. Another one I had on a blue tank and a Revlon Brown I used a Revlon eyeliner's pencil to make a mole, and I was Cindy Crawford. Literally, there was nothing different about my outfit except because what are.

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Speaker 2: You gonna what are you gonna wear?

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Speaker 1: As like a seven year old?

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Speaker 3: I'm now thinking about it really.

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Speaker 5: Though, Like the costumes back in those days were so simple and easy and great.

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Speaker 1: But I remember kids having like actual legit costumes. I just it's hard for me to get dressed as it is, let alone dress up as a character. So I'm hoping that you guys give me some ideas. I the last time I dressed up was when I turned twenty one and I went to my older brother's house party with Brandon Cheryl when they lived in the Cove kid free, they didn't have kids yet, and I went and got wasted and I was a blue Eminem and it was like the actual like stuff.

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Speaker 2: Irafoam.

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Speaker 3: You were like what I was?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I just like, let my legs show because I was a whore eminem of a blue Yeah. And it was a costume from when I was a child, and I wore it again.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to know?

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Speaker 5: It's funny that was I was thinking about my favorite costumes and was one of them. Well, it was just your Hammi down because you were it one year and then I was like, fuck it, that's easy, and then I should.

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Speaker 1: Order it again.

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Speaker 3: Let's order all the colors.

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Speaker 1: Brittany is having a Halloween party this week or Britney. Because we're recording this, Brittany will have had her Halloween party. So by this time when you're listening, you will know what I was. If I even dress up. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: That's all the colors of the Eminem.

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Speaker 4: There's so many good ideas.

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Speaker 6: Your friends that wrote in are so good and yes, the eminem ideas well, what's the last.

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Speaker 2: Thing you were easton?

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Speaker 3: Uh as Derek Rose with a bum?

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Speaker 5: I If anybody knows Derek roa basketball player, Yeah, and he was always injured.

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Speaker 3: So I wore a Derek Rose jersey and crutches that you're like the.

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Speaker 1: Utah youth quarterback. You're like Cam Rising. You can be Cam this year.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to just wear a finger splint and be out for the season. Go home, Cam.

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Speaker 1: I trolled him on as you should have.

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Speaker 5: No one wants him anymore. He's a nine year senior. It's like, you should be in the NFL for four Well.

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Speaker 1: He's the liability. You can't even says he's injured again, what do you do? He moved his legs. He really is in something.

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Speaker 5: If anybody knows Robert Griffin the third, he's just a walking rubber band.

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Speaker 3: He's just got no limbs.

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Speaker 1: He's just just like call it a day. I feel like at this point you're doing it just to collect it.

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Speaker 3: Just start coaching.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll be camra.

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Speaker 3: Player the same amount of time.

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Speaker 2: What was the last thing that you were Jessica for Halloween? Did you dress up last year?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Last year.

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Speaker 1: I just did last year for Halloween. You were a couple in this year you're a single.

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Speaker 5: You were one.

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Speaker 4: You know it's funny.

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Speaker 6: O MG, this could have been what's it called when it's like a premonition.

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Speaker 4: I was a dead I was with my friend Alexis.

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Speaker 6: We dressed up as a couple's costume and I was a dead groom and he she was a dead bride.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we and then the relationship died, and then the relationship died.

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Speaker 2: It's called manifestation.

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Speaker 6: The engagement died, the relationship of friendship is still very much alive.

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Speaker 2: You're like, I gotta get out of this.

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Speaker 4: My favorite costume, let me tell you? Can I say it?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: My favorite costume, you guys is one year. It's on my Instagram. I'll share it.

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Speaker 6: Maybe I dressed up as Captain Hook. It was in Nashville. Kyle dressed up as tinker Bell. He was djaying downtown that night, a hit party. He's sitting there djaying as tinker Bell. You know me, I like to sleep and I get very sleepy easily. So dressed as Captain Hook. Captain Morgan was spawn. So they were giving me free shots all night and literally.

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Speaker 1: Because they thought you were the mascot for the party.

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Speaker 6: They thought it probably, and they were like captain. And I looked at Captain Hook so much. And by midnight.

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Speaker 4: I walked up to the DJ booth.

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Speaker 6: I probably have a picture of this somewhere, and I was like, Kyle, I need to just take a little nap. Crawled under the DJ booth, put his backpack there, and legit fell asleep and woke up at like three am when everyone three point thirty.

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Speaker 4: When he was packing up, He's like, hey, we gotta go.

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Speaker 6: Dad asleep underneath the DJ booth, dressed as Captain Morgan.

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Speaker 3: Talk about a dream and let me tell you, dress.

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Speaker 2: As Captain Hook.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Captain Hook.

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Speaker 2: By the end of the night, you became Captain.

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Speaker 4: I became best nap I've ever had in my life.

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Speaker 1: I think they gave you because.

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Speaker 2: You passed out.

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Speaker 1: Jessicay, No, you passed out.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. It was good. It was an amazing Kyle said.

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Speaker 6: Our friends all showed up and they're like, where's Jess, And he's like, she's napping, and.

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Speaker 3: They're probably just all thinking you're blowing him.

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Speaker 2: Under there, probably, And I was what a good girl friend.

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Speaker 1: She blew that guy all night.

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Speaker 6: He said full ship and then he's dressed the sinker Bell and he's like, nobody gets my costume because you're not standing next to me.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just like tweet literally twinker Bell?

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Speaker 3: Did he have his Jedi braids? Still?

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Speaker 4: I put makeup on him. He had wings and a little green fairy costume.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you broke up with him, I know you're no. I am.

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Speaker 4: He's the greatest.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who would do that. Wait, hold on, why did they give you free shots because you were so hot or because you looked like their mouth?

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Speaker 4: Because I was so hot? Lola Kent, I'm about Oh this was a good year to was e t.

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Speaker 2: It was et.

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Speaker 4: Assistant then No, I freaking wish that was in Nashville.

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Speaker 1: I had the best of it because I remember seeing that being like, my assistant is Lisa?

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Speaker 3: How did I?

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Speaker 1: How did I bag this one?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 1: I love you?

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Speaker 4: You said because I was hot.

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Speaker 3: Show.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna send this because you were hot. You guys me and Kyle. Look at Kyle.

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Speaker 1: If you do not share these to the podcast page, I'm gonna be furious.

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Speaker 2: I have a beard and everything.

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Speaker 1: Zoom out the top one.

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Speaker 4: Can you not? Because I was hot? I'm a straight up four foot captain hook walking around even look at you, Ky put glitter on him and everything.

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Speaker 1: I feel so uncomfortable, beautiful, give me cringe. Please post that. That's so good.

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Speaker 3: You're great at mind is what I know?

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Speaker 4: He was so with the heart.

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Speaker 2: That is so funny. It's good, it's good.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I didn't even talk about on the on this week's or last week's regular episode. Yes, I'm six years sober now.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we'll have a gift.

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Speaker 2: Good for men?

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Speaker 3: Were gift next week.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it weird doing a podcast that's in the future.

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Can I give you the gift on the next podcast though?

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Speaker 1: All right, so shout out to me for we're proud of you. Did we have a lot of people ride in with good costumes. I'm sure we did because you showed me.

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Speaker 3: Hers. What's your favorite that I've ever done? You've dressed up?

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Speaker 2: You guys. I don't think I have.

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Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever had like a really great middle school.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where mine is because I don't I hate dressing up.

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Speaker 4: It's a comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Actually, one year I was in avant garde, uh C three p o or whatever that person's name is from.

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Speaker 4: What's avant garde?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? It means how can I dresses this in a slutty way? So I painted my body like a shimmery gold with a very slicked back bun. I wish I would have had my ear job back then, because it would have been way shaker like. It's such a tight little chihuahua.

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Speaker 3: Looking in So you were CP three whore?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 4: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Is it? C three p O C three p O C three p ho that's what you meant?

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Speaker 3: CP three ho?

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Speaker 1: You said whoror you should have left the R off P three Oh?

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Speaker 4: You guys, what is it? Or producer C P.

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Speaker 3: Three Oh it's CP three l CP.

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Speaker 1: I think it's C three L Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You guys have been saying Have I not been saying it?

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Speaker 1: C three p ho?

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Speaker 3: Okay, not C three p horror.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't even. I'll help you. I'll help you work on your bed.

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Speaker 3: Help, yeah, help me.

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Speaker 2: I think that that was my mote. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I never really dressed up.

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Speaker 2: I liked being no.

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Speaker 1: I was a slutty. Harry Potter for Monster mash one year and I was really freaking cute. I think that was my most favorite.

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Speaker 5: I remember getting that out because we just have a tub of like maybe i'll be study Harry Potter, and I saw like the Harry Potter time.

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Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, it'll be Harry Potter. I get it out. I was like, this is for fucking oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tiny, and I actually I think that was my favorite card.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be Harry Potter again.

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Speaker 4: This fluody.

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Speaker 6: Of course, you can make anything slutty. I'll be a brunn and it'll be slutty and.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pump my boobs before the party. So they're just you have the brock card. I need to get pads though, so I don't leak.

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Speaker 4: Or you could be a you could be a what's a card?

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Speaker 6: A breastfeeding slutty Harry Potter?

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Speaker 4: What's it called a lactating?

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Speaker 5: Why don't you just be a lator? Just dress up as a lactator and then just stick the things to your bra.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something about breastfeeding.

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Speaker 1: When I went to the.

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Speaker 6: As a video of a listener absolutely wasted.

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Speaker 1: Okay, keep going, No, I want to move on to them but I will say, speaking of lactating, I was breastfeeding my baby at the Sherman Oaks Fair over the weekend, and I was trying to cover myself. And while I was trying to cover, because I spotted a little paparazzi in the corner, so I was trying to and I went like this, and I was like holding my baby while trying to like put the thing over and then maneuver to put the boob in her mouth. I clocked her with my olmo.

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Speaker 4: Stop it.

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Speaker 1: It was the saddest thing in the world. Her little lip.

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Speaker 3: Stop it.

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Speaker 1: I started quivering and then just this face that's ready to wail, and I just held her so close. And after that, I literally I was like, Easton, turned the fuck around. I'm not gonna try to hide it. I'm whipping my tit out in front. I don't care if one person sees my nipples. I just clocked my newborn baby in the face with my elbow trying to cover up. I don't give one shit, So maybe I will just be walking around. Therefore, Easton, you can't you're disinvited from the party.

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't I want to go to the party.

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Speaker 2: Just put it over the brawl, all right, keep going, keep going? Who keep going to the people.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Okay, we're gonna se'm Google.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm trying to look up slutty Harry Potter.

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Speaker 6: I can't take anything slutty be a slutty podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're already there.

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Speaker 4: It just goes yourself.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you guys, you have amazing costumes in.

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Speaker 3: Stud Let's see what I can steal.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I know.

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Speaker 6: First person blacked out so bad at a toga party.

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Speaker 4: My sister had to literally pick me up. We have a video to this, you guys, it's so good.

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Speaker 6: And then this person put don't rip a two foot bong in caps six times while already drunk to impress your crush, and can we please look at this video?

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Speaker 4: Please toga? Here is show law too, and literally.

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Speaker 2: Just she's trying to impress someone.

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Speaker 4: No, she's just out of she's done so.

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Speaker 3: No, she tried to impress somebody, she said the aftermath.

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Speaker 4: She basically said, don't.

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Speaker 6: She got drunk and ripped a bong and her sister think God was there with her.

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Speaker 2: Like a beer bong or like a smoke.

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Speaker 3: But smoke bomb.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's the worst idea twisted.

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Speaker 4: That is called twisted. So we really appreciate.

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Speaker 3: I like the toga, though I don't got the body for it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, the togas are so hot. I remember toga parties in college.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because they were all there were a lot of toga parties.

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Speaker 3: Because of this dainty little body.

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Speaker 1: No you're talking about East.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: If I were to wear a toga and the toga parties, yeah, my friends doing it and.

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, you could do They do it on Greek row.

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Speaker 2: Is that why they do the toga parties?

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Speaker 3: We fratroundhouses? Yeah, yeah, they were only eighteen.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's never seen the toga party now.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I don't see m as much anymore. I wonder why we didn't you grab a sheet? You look so hot and you just put some.

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Speaker 2: Wait, maybe that's what I'll do.

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Speaker 1: It's so so easy.

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Speaker 6: We okay, I bet Logan could do that two seconds. And it's inexpensive and it's so cute.

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Speaker 1: Good because I hate spending money on things that I'm not going to wear again.

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Speaker 6: Can we please move on to this baby dress? Is hull Cogain.

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Speaker 4: I'm excited for This person said.

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Speaker 1: How old is that baby? Do you think?

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Speaker 6: Just sent the photo of my seven month old? Dresses hull cocin crush the look?

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Speaker 4: I love her?

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Speaker 1: Can I please see it? Hang it over to me? What is the cutest ever seen?

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Speaker 6: This is going to be a refer to the freaking photos pod because these photos are so good?

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Speaker 4: You guys?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? I love that?

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Speaker 2: It's so cute?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna make it.

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Speaker 2: This is going to be gus guys, the owner of the Raiders bull cut.

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Speaker 6: My god, you have to google Google It's so great?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Another amazing one?

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Speaker 6: This child is dressed as a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.

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Speaker 1: Are kidding?

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Speaker 6: A bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, ladies and gentlemen, a bowl of maybe their favorite meal. That seems like something Ocean would do. Oh lala, this is so cute.

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Speaker 1: Ocean's pretty basic. This year she's just going as Cinderella. Last year she was a sill Remember she wanted to be a silly us. It was pretty basic, though, Easton, that is such a like cre creative costume. To tell me she wants to be a silly goose?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, when she's in mensa. We'll refer back to that moment for sure.

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Speaker 1: And then she just had a white leotard with a with a goose head, and then it just had a name tag that said, Hi, I'm silly.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so cute.

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Speaker 4: This is actually so cute.

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Speaker 6: Claw machine stroller wagon perfect for toddler and baby.

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Speaker 4: So it's a claw machine. Is the is the baby, The baby's in the claw and then.

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Speaker 6: The toddler is dressed as a penguin that would be in the machine, I believe.

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Speaker 2: Not a penguin the aliens.

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Speaker 4: No, that's a penguin of sorts.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand.

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Speaker 5: I would could dress she's a penguin pulling the claw machine that the penguin was in that got grabbed by the claw.

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Speaker 3: And the newborns in the adorable.

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Speaker 1: That's adorable. That has changed my mind. I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 4: So cute.

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Speaker 6: Oh this is really freaking cute. This girl said, that's me. Oh sent a photo that's me and my wife when I was breastfeeding my baby. You could steal that one. Look at her and her wife. I don't know what she's dressed as, but the oh my god, oh my god, this is so good. Her wife is a lifeguard. The three child there are three children are sharks, and then she has a bite like she got.

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Speaker 2: That's super freaking cute.

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Speaker 4: You guys are so creative.

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Speaker 1: I think let's let's hold that for.

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Speaker 6: Next year for me, Oh my god, and have the kids be the sharks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because by that time, so so, I mean there's not too many things. I know that it sounds fun to dress your your baby up. It's actually for someone who's not creative, which is me, it's just not that fun. Yeah, it's a lot of pressure, honestly, Like the moms that do the whole like one month and they have like a super cute photo and then they've got like these super cute costumes that are great with it, like Stacy kills it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it was.

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Speaker 1: Edgar Allan Bow last year and the Crows or whatever.

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Speaker 4: She loves Hell, she she.

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Speaker 1: Loves it, and she's great at like content and being creative, and she enjoys doing the whole thing. Just the thought of it for me makes me so tired.

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Speaker 5: Right, it's just not my thing of like a piece and then keeping it going, it's like packing.

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Speaker 3: Don't want to do it.

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Speaker 1: That's how it feels like just tired and like a lot of.

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Speaker 3: Work and that's why we don't dress up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, which is exactly why I was like, she loves it. Did you not see her?

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Speaker 6: Cause I'm saying I love it. It is exhausting though, and men Alexis were texting this year. We're like, let's go out, and three days later we're both like, I was like, this sounds exhausting, and she goes, I'm so glad you said that. I really don't want to, like spend the money, make the car. If I'm gonna do it, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna do it up right.

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Speaker 3: But how fun was it thinking about the things you could do? Way? Fun?

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Speaker 1: No, it is fun thinking about it. And every year I'm like, next year, I'm gonna kill it. And then I'm like, oh, we're three days away from Halloween. I'm not killing it next year.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what's fun?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 6: Buy a mask if you really want to do last minute I love it.

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Speaker 4: Everyone has a slutty thing in their closet.

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Speaker 6: You buy a mask, it could be anyone, and you wear the mask and you're a slutty that so you could be a slutty et.

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Speaker 4: You could be a slutty alien. You could be like there's so many rubber masks.

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Speaker 6: You don't have to do anything. You put on the mask and then you just like wear something sexy.

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Speaker 5: That was my favorite costume, the scream where you pump the heart and the blood.

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Speaker 6: Bloody scream a girl like literally yeah, a sexy whatever.

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Speaker 5: Just like blood on them and then just pump that heart and you're a slutty scream.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, easy, and it's kind of hot. Like I love that this like.

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Speaker 5: The perse yeah, like it was the stream with like plastic and then you pump this heart, yeah everywhere, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't love it.

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Speaker 6: Or a dead whatever you wear ears, your dead cat, your road killed.

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Speaker 2: That's dead kill. Why is anything so bloody?

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Speaker 1: Deadween?

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Speaker 6: What we were going to be Alexis And if we went this year, we were going to be roadkill and I was going to be like a dead tear and She's going to be like a dead raccoon.

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Speaker 1: You know what, You're on the same you're in the same uh vein as like what ocean wants. Like when I asked her what she wanted to be, I told her she had to be Cinderella.

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Speaker 2: She wanted to be a zombie Cinderella.

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Speaker 4: Oh I love that.

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Speaker 2: I told her.

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Speaker 1: No, I said, not not too together, you guys.

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Speaker 4: This one's so good. I love.

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Speaker 1: How could I address is Jack Skellington. All I would have to do is like the face face and then no, no, no, I want to be pretty.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I'm not the type of person who's like, I'll make my face white.

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Speaker 3: No, don't know any of that. Just do the lips and then just wear like a skeleton. Wait, just like they have pants with like skeleton like things in it. That's what I do. Just grab a shirt with a blazer.

00:20:23
Speaker 6: Yeah, Lala, you gave me forever ago in the treehouse when we were when we were giving away clothes.

00:20:29
Speaker 4: It's sexy. I can bring it in.

00:20:30
Speaker 6: It has like the two skeleton hands. I've never worn it over the boobies.

00:20:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like a crop. Do you remember this shirt?

00:20:37
Speaker 1: I do because I where'd you wear it? I wore it pregnant. Oh, when I thought I looked pregnant, I was like four weeks pregnant.

00:20:44
Speaker 2: You didn't even tell me.

00:20:48
Speaker 6: Okay, this is so good, you guys. Oh my god, pieces of shit. Back in college when all the other girls were in their slutty costumes, and it's four girls and it's holy hot bowl and tough, and they're all pieces of shit, so holy shit, hot shit, bullshit. And all the girls are in their slutty costumes and they're dressed as ship and.

00:21:14
Speaker 4: No, this is so good.

00:21:16
Speaker 1: It reminds me of when she when Ellwood shows up, and she's like, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

00:21:27
Speaker 2: That's what came out of her sts of Ship.

00:21:32
Speaker 4: This is incredible.

00:21:34
Speaker 6: My sister and I were Napoleon and Pedro for our gym's Halloween workout one year.

00:21:38
Speaker 1: Wait, is this the one of the video of running?

00:21:40
Speaker 4: Here's the photo and I'm gonna show.

00:21:42
Speaker 1: You the video.

00:21:43
Speaker 6: There's a photo easton, look at this video right now? No, look, I just I already showed Laala. Are you kidding me?

00:21:48
Speaker 3: Right now?

00:21:49
Speaker 2: So funny?

00:21:50
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, hold on? Wait? Do you die well shit again? Come on, Napoleon and Pedro running?

00:22:04
Speaker 1: No, it's so.

00:22:05
Speaker 2: Funny, you guys, you're gonna.

00:22:10
Speaker 3: Feel like a degenerated No.

00:22:12
Speaker 1: I either need to be like something funny, but to like paint my face all weird.

00:22:17
Speaker 4: Why don't you do a hot skeleton, you could do you could do the dead eyes.

00:22:22
Speaker 3: I think you should be dead eyes.

00:22:24
Speaker 1: No, I want to feel hot.

00:22:28
Speaker 3: No, have you seen there's and then white eye wing?

00:22:32
Speaker 2: Why you know because he has those black eyes.

00:22:35
Speaker 6: Yeah, skeleton makeup. No, let me show you. There is nothing hotter.

00:22:40
Speaker 3: Like when a girl covered in Do you.

00:22:43
Speaker 4: Not feel like this? Look at is hot?

00:22:47
Speaker 3: No? Oh se hot, that's way hot.

00:22:50
Speaker 2: But I can't do that, Jessica.

00:22:52
Speaker 3: You can butt a makeup artist could, true.

00:22:54
Speaker 1: But I like, look at this girl. Oh my god, that's really cute with the saying.

00:23:00
Speaker 3: All we see is how.

00:23:03
Speaker 1: Do you do this?

00:23:05
Speaker 4: That is so cute.

00:23:06
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do that, jessicaus you do.

00:23:09
Speaker 4: I guarantee you could do it.

00:23:10
Speaker 6: This is so sick though they're also there's so many amazing things you could do anywhere.

00:23:16
Speaker 5: We're looking at Jack Skellington photos.

00:23:17
Speaker 1: I forgot we're on I forgot.

00:23:22
Speaker 3: You guys are there just looking at it?

00:23:25
Speaker 1: No, it's it sounds like so much fun. And then you get to the place like the.

00:23:32
Speaker 2: Party or whatever.

00:23:33
Speaker 3: I got dressed for this ship.

00:23:34
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, this is the part where everyone starts getting into the party because they've already pregamed and they don't realize that we're all just in one big room together. Yeah, fucking stupid.

00:23:47
Speaker 3: Could you imagine looking?

00:23:49
Speaker 2: But That's what I'm aware of.

00:23:51
Speaker 1: I go in there and I'm like, we all got really dressed up.

00:23:55
Speaker 2: Just sit in this fucking and listen to music.

00:24:00
Speaker 1: I'd rather be at home with my baby watching Housewives need to.

00:24:05
Speaker 4: You do it For the first I don't even take.

00:24:07
Speaker 1: Photos, so then I really do it for me nothing. At the end of the night, I'm like, damn it.

00:24:12
Speaker 3: And we get photo. We leave everything.

00:24:15
Speaker 5: My mom is the only one that's good at it, but she's good at tell somebody take a photo, phone out and you do it.

00:24:21
Speaker 1: We went. We went to Disneyland with Meredith, her mom, me, Ocean and Lisa. Okay, and we've been there all day. It's now dark and we're in we just did some ride and we're in like a gift shop. Okay, And Mom goes, we didn't get one photo today, Meredith, will you take a picture of us? And I'm looking around at where we are and I'm like, this is where we're going to get the picture. There it's literally Halloween at Disneyland. Okay, we could have gotten it with Minnie dressed up. We could have gotten it with the giant Mickey pumpkin. This is where we're getting our photo take.

00:25:01
Speaker 3: Well, my favorite thing is I'll just show you where we are and she'll ask you to take these photos that she does nothing with.

00:25:09
Speaker 5: Also her memory, your memory, Yes, I would say that, but I've sent her many photos and she's like, will you send me those?

00:25:16
Speaker 3: I'm like, look in your fucking text the phone.

00:25:20
Speaker 1: I don't even have any them. No, I literally have not won.

00:25:26
Speaker 3: However, leave it to Lisa not to share an album.

00:25:28
Speaker 1: We've stayed. We stayed at Disneyland until they kicked them out. No, through the fireworks show, which I have never done ever, because I'm like, I've seen fireworks like I've been alive a long time, right, I've spent a many.

00:25:42
Speaker 2: Fourth of July looking at fireworks.

00:25:44
Speaker 1: I don't need to see it. I don't know who's making these Disneyland fireworks, but they are truly spectactular.

00:25:49
Speaker 3: They are steroids.

00:25:51
Speaker 1: They are phenomenal and the holiday once it's not even about like how many they're setting off, because that all so amazing, but it's the look of them too. They're like, so they're magical, and I put Ocean on my shoulders.

00:26:10
Speaker 3: That's the other photo that got.

00:26:13
Speaker 1: And Ocean had. I think that was the highlight of her entire Disneyland day.

00:26:19
Speaker 3: So you just need to go at night for the fireworks.

00:26:21
Speaker 1: Well now I know, I know because she pointed out all the things that she said she wished we would have done. She's like, mom, oh, we didn't do a Little Mermaid. We didn't do It's a Small World. Which it's a small world was shut down because they were already getting it ready for Christmas. Wow, they were already filming Christmas content. John Legend was there performing and they had shut down this little section in front of the castle with like Christmas trees and they were performing.

00:26:50
Speaker 2: He was performing Christmas music.

00:26:52
Speaker 1: But with that being said, I think the reason why Jack Skellington is on my mind is because Ocean loves Jack Skellington and he was the one who they plastered and was talking to us about all of the villains.

00:27:06
Speaker 4: Does she get scared?

00:27:07
Speaker 1: Was she scared?

00:27:08
Speaker 2: No?

00:27:08
Speaker 1: They didn't make it scary, but that's it was like very fun and magical, and I like Halloween through this sounds so lame. I like Halloween when it's like through the eyes of kids.

00:27:20
Speaker 4: Yes, no it doesn't.

00:27:21
Speaker 1: I don't like the adult version of Halloween, like the bloody masks and the horror movies.

00:27:26
Speaker 2: I have zero interests.

00:27:27
Speaker 1: I want no parts like I want princesses and hotness.

00:27:33
Speaker 4: Why don't you ask Ocean what do you want want me to be? And see if she wants me to be a witch? Sexy you can make.

00:27:39
Speaker 2: I can't be sexy in front of Ocean.

00:27:42
Speaker 6: Like beautiful then to a fitted long black that is the easiest black boots.

00:27:46
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

00:27:47
Speaker 2: But then I feel left out. Can I tell you what she tells the family.

00:27:50
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gonna be Cindewella so baby, so says, gonna beat the mouse. Gigi's the fairly godmother and mom yo witch, And I'm like, I'm not even a part of like this dynamic.

00:28:05
Speaker 4: Is there not a witch in Cinderella? No, that's sleeping beauty.

00:28:10
Speaker 2: As a witch. I thought that was afficent.

00:28:16
Speaker 1: I was clearly you don't have children.

00:28:19
Speaker 4: Clearly I don't have children.

00:28:20
Speaker 2: Fucking idiots.

00:28:21
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.

00:28:22
Speaker 3: Oh.

00:28:23
Speaker 2: She also hugged snow white.

00:28:24
Speaker 3: Really yeah, I was shocked. She doesn't like any of the characters.

00:28:28
Speaker 1: She doesn't once she hugged one of the characters last time little bo Peep sook a photo. Now she wants a photo with all of them, seem.

00:28:38
Speaker 3: But that's her little age coming out too.

00:28:40
Speaker 1: She's it's really cute.

00:28:43
Speaker 4: They're already I'm still shook. They're already filming for Christmas.

00:28:46
Speaker 2: Little much.

00:28:47
Speaker 6: They got a starving so did they did? They shut down a big part that you guys couldn't go to.

00:28:53
Speaker 1: It was like the tiniest little section. It was just you couldn't enter directly through the front of the castle. You had to go around through like bippity boppity boot.

00:29:00
Speaker 4: And they do.

00:29:01
Speaker 6: I didn't send an NDA for this. When I worked on American Idol, we filmed at Disney. We have like a Disney Day and they take you the amount of like hidden little back entrances and tunnels they just zip you through. When I because I was contestant management, so I was with the contestants. All of a sudden, you're like under the castle, or you're on one side of the park, and two minutes later you're on the other side of the park. It's wild, really cool.

00:29:26
Speaker 1: Do you know where Pirates of the Caribbean is the ride?

00:29:31
Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm.

00:29:32
Speaker 1: So I was told that that house area, like you can rent it out for fifteen thousand dollars and you have access to the whole house and you have like a fantastic meal there. You don't stay the night. But that was originally supposed to be Walt Disney and his family's home, like that's where they were going to live on the park.

00:29:54
Speaker 2: Why.

00:29:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they had all of these plans, and once they decided that like that was no longer going to be, they made it exactly how Walt Disney wanted.

00:30:04
Speaker 2: It for us to go enjoy.

00:30:07
Speaker 1: Wow, someone told me that it is definitely not fact checks. So just know that that could be completely made up.

00:30:15
Speaker 3: Let us know if we're wrong.

00:30:17
Speaker 6: Well, ask Walt when he comes back, because remember he's frozen.

00:30:20
Speaker 4: He made us freeze him. Us is the world.

00:30:23
Speaker 1: Oh, he's like Austin powers.

00:30:26
Speaker 4: Yes.

00:30:26
Speaker 6: And then once he said once you can bring people back to the dead who are frozen, bring me back.

00:30:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we're gonna have that woman she's like Activation come come after he peas for like a thousand years, Activation come complete complete because he keeps going. I just want to show you this one photo on how much Ocean loves Jack Skellington. Oh my God, send me this that Sosa. I put Jack Skellington in front of her because she can only see him black and white, and she'll sit there for.

00:30:59
Speaker 4: Is that fact babies can only see in black and white?

00:31:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she sees one color now. I think it's red.

00:31:05
Speaker 4: That's fascinating.

00:31:07
Speaker 1: And that's why she looks at the edge of your face, because that's where the light hits and she can see more shapes rather than colors.

00:31:14
Speaker 2: That's interesting anyway.

00:31:17
Speaker 1: So so far, I'm going to be a slutty something, slutty witch, slutty skeleton, slutty Jack Skellington, slutty Harry Potter, maybe a slutty Greek person.

00:31:31
Speaker 2: And you know what I'm gonna end up. I'm going to end up in study a bathrobe.

00:31:38
Speaker 1: I'm gonna That's what I'm gonna go to Britney's in I'll be a spa person again.

00:31:43
Speaker 2: I'm a woman who wishes the four seasons.

00:31:46
Speaker 4: I'm a woman who wishes she wasn't here and she was home.

00:31:52
Speaker 1: I'm going to be laa Kent, where's your couch? Real Housewives of.

00:31:56
Speaker 3: New York are pregnant for Halloween?

00:31:59
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, like Danny DeVito and what wait? Wasn't that a movie Danny DeVito and like Arnold Schwarzenegger they were twins. What was the one where one of them was pregnant? Who knows what I'm talking about. One of them was pregnant. I think it was Arnold Schwarzinger. There was some a man who was pregnant, gonna be a pregnant man this year, God bless you.

00:32:20
Speaker 2: We could be Pedro and what's his name?

00:32:24
Speaker 4: To other people?

00:32:25
Speaker 5: Like I feel like even like step Brothers is funny, you know, like we could dress up like them.

00:32:33
Speaker 3: The iconic whatever scene is I like.

00:32:35
Speaker 2: That woman ruts some ideas so that we're not torturing the audience.

00:32:39
Speaker 6: Here, Okay, we've got twenty eighteen Kylie, complete with eyeshadow, swatch, un arm and stuffed but implants the pick. You are a hottie. So here's the front, absolutely stunning with the black.

00:32:56
Speaker 3: And then look at this before the.

00:32:59
Speaker 4: By the way, my love, that asks quite natural on you.

00:33:03
Speaker 1: When showed me that photo, I was like, let's get the name of her doctor.

00:33:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, the ASK's great. I would just wear this on any day.

00:33:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you do look great.

00:33:13
Speaker 4: Yeah, you look really good. I bet it's comfy too.

00:33:16
Speaker 3: Oh.

00:33:17
Speaker 1: I hope no matter what you are for Halloween, you have the best time. And let's remember don't drink and drive. Let's keep everyone safe on the roads. And for those of you who don't drink, I feel you because I know exactly where you're at. You're in a room full of grown adults dressed up in It is a little weird, but I hope that you all enjoy yourself. There's uber, there's lyft.

00:33:41
Speaker 3: Please make sure to call one of them, the car services that you can get for the whole night.

00:33:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever it is, just don't drive. It's pretty fucking simple.

00:33:50
Speaker 1: I love you, guys.

00:33:50
Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed this episode of The Boner Up.

00:33:53
Speaker 1: We'll catch you guys next week. Love you by