Revisiting WCW Nitro 2000 Ric Flair Funeral, Terry Funk Retirement, Ambulance Vs. Table Match

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<v Speaker 1>I can't challenge that we are talking about WCW Nitro
<v Speaker 1>May twenty second, two thousand, or the episode where they
<v Speaker 1>filt the animal's car gets fucked up beyond believe.
<v Speaker 2>That's no, that's not that's not why we watch the
<v Speaker 2>episode's about, though, that is maybe one of the most
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<v Speaker 2>it for, of course, was for the Vince Russo funeral
<v Speaker 2>of Rick Flair end or his career as what we're
<v Speaker 2>checking this out for, and what a what an episode
<v Speaker 2>it was.
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<v Speaker 1>Anthony Doug s No, yeah, no, all right, let's get
<v Speaker 1>into WCW Nitro May two triple zero. I'm willing because it's,
<v Speaker 1>of course the funeral of Rick Flair, the last Awards,
<v Speaker 1>the funeral of his career, or it's not a funeral
<v Speaker 1>at all, and Rick Flair is not involved whatsoever. They
<v Speaker 1>should have called it that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that would have been a better last WU.
<v Speaker 2>The Last WU is a good idea, but what is
<v Speaker 2>also a good idea?
<v Speaker 1>Is.
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about what was going on in the
<v Speaker 2>wad wrestling at the time with the wrestlingups. Ever newsletter
<v Speaker 2>from The Observer May fifteenth, two thousand in w News
<v Speaker 2>melts rights, it's real clear Sting versus Vampiro, while a
<v Speaker 2>good marriage on paper, is failing because SNA doesn't respect
<v Speaker 2>Vampiro and won't allow scenarios to really put him over,
<v Speaker 2>as even when left for deadened the cemetery, he came
<v Speaker 2>back and destroyed him by the end of the show.
<v Speaker 2>More important, their matches in the ring don't click because
<v Speaker 2>Sting won't take most of Vampiro's moves, which is fucked up.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't want to take nail on the coffin.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody who was working around this era
<v Speaker 1>was taking his moves.
<v Speaker 2>He was just kicking dudes.
<v Speaker 1>He got his one kick, and then they said, all right,
<v Speaker 1>that's enough.
<v Speaker 2>That's what we see on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right.
<v Speaker 2>This is not to make Sting the only villain here.
<v Speaker 2>It was clearly a big mistake to turn Vampiro heel
<v Speaker 2>because he was the one wrestler just starting to get
<v Speaker 2>over onto the previous regime as a face, and the
<v Speaker 2>turn being so soon deadened the character, even with how
<v Speaker 2>hard they are pushing the angle. When Vampiro and WW
<v Speaker 2>had their contract problem last week and an inquiry was
<v Speaker 2>made to the WWF, wrestlers that had worked with him
<v Speaker 2>in WW and Mexico were asked and gave very negative recommendations,
<v Speaker 2>and WF had no interest in him. None of the
<v Speaker 2>boys in the FED fucked with the Vampiro. They didn't
<v Speaker 2>know him as Vampiro. They must only know hims Vampeerio.
<v Speaker 1>Jean Stasiac would have stood up for him if he
<v Speaker 1>knew what was going on.
<v Speaker 2>Sean Stasiac is somehow always somewhere that I'm watching. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know how.
<v Speaker 1>He is the perfect one, And I.
<v Speaker 2>Don't know if there's ever been a time where Sean
<v Speaker 2>Stasiac has showed up on the screen when I'm watching anything.
<v Speaker 2>And my reaction wasn't immediately what the fuck is John
<v Speaker 2>staisiach doing here? From The Observer, May twenty second, two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and ww News. The Slambury by rate was not
<v Speaker 2>released by WCW because the figure was such an embarrassment.
<v Speaker 2>It was said to be below a zero point two,
<v Speaker 2>making it one of the three lowest pay per view
<v Speaker 2>by rates in company history, So for the mainstream curiosity
<v Speaker 2>buys of Arquette in the successful rub of Kidman by Hogan,
<v Speaker 2>which is funny, and how much all of the internet
<v Speaker 2>hype for seven years by Douglas for the match with
<v Speaker 2>Flair actually means in real life Shaye Douglas's entire career
<v Speaker 2>was based off of I hate Rick Flair and I
<v Speaker 2>should kick his ass and then he gets to kick
<v Speaker 2>his ass and Meltzer says that didn't mean Dick. Mike
<v Speaker 2>Awesome was interviewed by Mike Mooneyham in the Charleston Post
<v Speaker 2>Career as well as the Wrestling Cupser over Hotline regarding
<v Speaker 2>his leaving E c W. He said that due to
<v Speaker 2>legal reasons, he can't give us out of the story
<v Speaker 2>until July twentieth, but he said he wasn't happy in
<v Speaker 2>the company. He said his leaving came from discussions with
<v Speaker 2>Vince Russo, Hal Cogan and Horace Hogan, who is Alfonso's sorry, well,
<v Speaker 2>Michael Fonso's first name, who is Awesome's first cousin. Mike
<v Speaker 2>Bolaya is Hogan's nephew, but Alfonso and Terry Blaya aren't related, okay,
<v Speaker 2>so that settles that so awesome and Hogan aren't hal
<v Speaker 2>Cogan aren't related, but Horace and Mike Assam are.
<v Speaker 4>That's confusing. They're all like cousins, right, like the It's
<v Speaker 4>just like the bloodline, right.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, right, that's right, dude.
<v Speaker 4>They're all related somehow.
<v Speaker 2>If you ask me, dude, we're all brothers. From The Observer,
<v Speaker 2>May twenty nine, two thousand, Meltzer says, because the shows
<v Speaker 2>at no point went to head to head, there were
<v Speaker 2>no real comparison figures to Raw and Nitro in the ratings.
<v Speaker 2>The Nitro for this is about the show we're watching tonight.
<v Speaker 2>The Nitro first hour clearly bombed because the majority of
<v Speaker 2>the audience was either unaware or unable or didn't care
<v Speaker 2>enough to tune into the show on a one hour
<v Speaker 2>earlier than usual. W CW did push the starting time
<v Speaker 2>very hard on its show during the previous week, so
<v Speaker 2>being that less than half of the regulars tune in
<v Speaker 2>early without opposition is not a good sign. The second
<v Speaker 2>hour was in the ballpark of what the unopposed hour
<v Speaker 2>had been doing, which isn't necessarily good or bad because
<v Speaker 2>it should have done better since it was the main event.
<v Speaker 2>Half of the show. The show did constantly grow, peaking
<v Speaker 2>at three point five to nine for the Nash Jarrett
<v Speaker 2>title match, but that was down from the four point
<v Speaker 2>one in the same quarter of the previous week. On
<v Speaker 2>the flip side, though, Raw the big news was the
<v Speaker 2>non match verb and physical confrontations with Rock Crisis Triple
<v Speaker 2>H involving the McMahon's DX and Undertaker. That dre a
<v Speaker 2>monstrous seven point six y three final quarter and an
<v Speaker 2>eight point five to seven overrun. So some Raw might
<v Speaker 2>win this war.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, look.
<v Speaker 2>Some like it's just it's close, but Raw might edge
<v Speaker 2>this war out. I'm not too sure.
<v Speaker 4>You going back in a time machine. Raw might win
<v Speaker 4>this war.
<v Speaker 2>That's my newsletter and even bigger news. Platinum was at
<v Speaker 2>first to debut this past week, but it was delayed,
<v Speaker 2>and for those who don't know, Platinum was meant to
<v Speaker 2>be Dustin Rynolds doing a gold dust like character.
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry get character like that.
<v Speaker 2>They were just gonna make them silver, which is kind
<v Speaker 2>of what happens in DNA.
<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, right, well, well you also get over
<v Speaker 1>the hammer or whatever there.
<v Speaker 2>I guess he had hair's gold.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's there.
<v Speaker 2>Beard. For some reason last thing here in WWF news.
<v Speaker 2>Randy Orton, the son of Bob Junior and grandson of
<v Speaker 2>Bob Orton, will be starting soon for O v W. Also,
<v Speaker 2>the main event on the June twenty third, Rock and
<v Speaker 2>Rumble in Louisville Gardens will be Kane and the Damage
<v Speaker 2>of versus Dela Brown and Rock Conway wat Great Shows.
<v Speaker 5>Two thousand and four main event right there, that's crazy, yes, okay,
<v Speaker 5>shy the damage, yeah, yeah, the damage heavy.
<v Speaker 1>He should face mc guests, he should.
<v Speaker 2>Face Nigel McGinnis on one heat. And then we go
<v Speaker 2>to watch it for six months and never do it.
<v Speaker 1>He does no moves.
<v Speaker 2>I guess one of us watched it. That is it
<v Speaker 2>for the observer portion of the show. Now let's talk
<v Speaker 2>about ws ME Monday night, trow May twenty second, two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into nitro here. We start with,
<v Speaker 1>of course, the logo, and then we go into a
<v Speaker 1>cold open. There is dissension in the New Blood because
<v Speaker 1>Eric Bishop and Vince we're not there for one week.
<v Speaker 2>Always some dissension with the goddamn new Blood. There's bad
<v Speaker 2>blood in the New Blood. And then on I think
<v Speaker 2>this is thunder Hogan says, tonight, I'm gonna kick Horace's
<v Speaker 2>ass or ass. We either watch that match or we
<v Speaker 2>watched that entire episode.
<v Speaker 4>I think we watched the whole episode.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that makes a lot more sense because there was
<v Speaker 2>a lot of stuff that was familiar here to me,
<v Speaker 2>So that explains it. So Hogan kicks Horace's horse ass
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, and then he makes out with Tory Wilson,
<v Speaker 2>and Tory liked it. Well, of course you did, dude,
<v Speaker 2>play the Python down. Brother Sting said he's real close
<v Speaker 2>to snap and because he has to keep carrying Vampiro,
<v Speaker 2>and then Vampiro set the ring on fire. Scott Steiner
<v Speaker 2>tells tank Abbit that he doesn't have what it takes
<v Speaker 2>to beat him. So Rick Steiner and Tank Cabit then
<v Speaker 2>jumps Scott Steiner and then Scott tosses both of them
<v Speaker 2>onto Goldberg's monster truck?
<v Speaker 1>Is that the Goldberg monster truck? I love the way
<v Speaker 1>they annults it. It's so fucking funny, Like it's literally
<v Speaker 1>just comes around like off stage. Is that the Goldberg
<v Speaker 1>monster truck?
<v Speaker 2>Don't mind Goldberg.
<v Speaker 4>We don't see Goldberg, right, It's just the truck.
<v Speaker 2>Goldberg's on the round for a second here, and I
<v Speaker 2>think it's just.
<v Speaker 1>The truck, right, Yeah, it's just the truck with his
<v Speaker 1>superintended windows. Who is that? It's Goldberg monster truck.
<v Speaker 4>That is the dude speaking of that, the the sting
<v Speaker 4>Vampiro bring a Fire thing. We watched that and it
<v Speaker 4>was the crazy shit ever and they had to retape
<v Speaker 4>it twice. But on the network or Peacock they left
<v Speaker 4>the actual fucked up version in instead of the good version.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I do remember this.
<v Speaker 1>It looked awesome on the good version they showed here
<v Speaker 1>it did.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then the fucked version was like the most
<v Speaker 4>like one rope was on fire.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what what with the like why did
<v Speaker 2>we Surely there was like a tagline on that episode.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why we watched that one specifically, but
<v Speaker 2>if you find that episode to watch it because I
<v Speaker 2>remember that Thunderbeam just fucking horrible. Yeah, Flair has just
<v Speaker 2>won the world title again. By the way, Yeah, the
<v Speaker 2>thunder was horrible. You said them for like every episode
<v Speaker 2>they had.
<v Speaker 1>This year, for anything in two thousand. This company is horrible.
<v Speaker 1>If it's anything better, we'll tell you specifically.
<v Speaker 2>So Flair I think just won the world title. The
<v Speaker 2>crowd was staining fifteen times at him, which is pretty cool.
<v Speaker 2>Jared says, You've got stole my stolen property, and I'm
<v Speaker 2>fixing it pulled out of your ass, which could be anything.
<v Speaker 2>David Flair and so Arn Anderson then said, we're gonna
<v Speaker 2>kick your fucking ash. Arn gets jumped by David Flair
<v Speaker 2>and Crowbar in the back and Daphne and Daphne of course,
<v Speaker 2>and I think Arn was actually injured here, so that's
<v Speaker 2>why they did that. Yeah, Nash makes the same for him.
<v Speaker 2>And then the last shot we see of this cold
<v Speaker 2>open is Rick Flair being helped to the back by
<v Speaker 2>Charles Robinson Little Nature, but then he collapses on the ramp.
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and dies.
<v Speaker 1>He had a brain aneurysm. According to vince.
<v Speaker 2>Reus medically medically reported that Rick Flair to brain aneurysm
<v Speaker 2>on Thunder because he watched the show.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it was it was very funny to hear
<v Speaker 1>that that Rick Flair a brain aneurysm and tell you,
<v Speaker 1>Shavati the second it gets there and shows that footage,
<v Speaker 1>I have not heard anything about a brain aneurysm. No,
<v Speaker 1>who said that. No, So we go to Cold Open
<v Speaker 1>number two, A Limo has pulled up. Miss hurt. Oh
<v Speaker 1>oh was it a hearst ran?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the coffin.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, that's funny. So they got the big back
<v Speaker 1>Limo and Miss Liz share it. David Flair are here
<v Speaker 1>for that. They're here for the funeral, of course.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so they say on commentary that Flair stumbled and
<v Speaker 2>fell unexpectedly. Vince Russo is here to hold a funeral
<v Speaker 2>for the career of Rick Flair, and Liz is here,
<v Speaker 2>Russo's here, Jared's here, David Flair is here, and Russo
<v Speaker 2>has the world title that Rick Flair I thought was holding.
<v Speaker 2>And russ Oh, all right, that's grounds for stripping on
<v Speaker 2>the belt. I guess that's fine. So yeah. Russo tells
<v Speaker 2>Jeff that he feels faint, and Jeff says, keep her composure,
<v Speaker 2>you all right? And Russell says, why to have to
<v Speaker 2>be him? Why so that they're talking about Rick Flair's
<v Speaker 2>That's why I was confused. I thought at first it
<v Speaker 2>was just like, oh, this is like the funeral of
<v Speaker 2>Ric Flair. Then they changed into like his care talking
<v Speaker 2>about him being dead.
<v Speaker 1>No, Vince Russo said he's dead. He had a brain aneurysm.
<v Speaker 1>We saw it.
<v Speaker 6>And the doctor told him doctor, that's the same doctor,
<v Speaker 6>and it gets very tall. I mean, that's I know
<v Speaker 6>that is brother ri Rig Flair.
<v Speaker 1>Died on Thunder and then Vince Russo stole.
<v Speaker 2>His watch at his title.
<v Speaker 1>Taking these. So the first match of the evening is
<v Speaker 1>the Cat versus Booker T.
<v Speaker 2>Yes it is, and like that doesn't sound odd to me.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, that's that's I could see this happening.
<v Speaker 2>And then I see when the Cat gets into the
<v Speaker 2>ring that there's a chair in the ring and two
<v Speaker 2>kindo sticks, and I'm like, huh, okay, this is fucking weird.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe like there was a segment cut here or something,
<v Speaker 2>but no, no, no, sorry, this is a weapon. First they
<v Speaker 2>say it's a weapons match. I'm like, oh, a hardcore match. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking fine. Then they say it's a martial arts
<v Speaker 2>weapons are legal match, which I guess would be kind
<v Speaker 2>of sticks and you know, maybe nun chucks and and
<v Speaker 2>stuff like that, which again, okay, like the Cat is
<v Speaker 2>like the martial artist, so I accept this. That's fine. Well,
<v Speaker 2>one of the first weapons that the Cat hits Booker
<v Speaker 2>T with is a chair.
<v Speaker 4>Also night sticks, and I mean like they have chairs
<v Speaker 4>at the martial arts place.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what about the night that's good.
<v Speaker 4>That's why what they said in the back, it's a
<v Speaker 4>martial arts stick.
<v Speaker 2>Give the ship, take the sticks, stick up your ass.
<v Speaker 1>Just beat each other with sticks, bro. So Stacy, it
<v Speaker 1>goes out, what do you want from me? Bro? Like
<v Speaker 1>it's the sheep. What do you want to be.
<v Speaker 4>Throwing targe to get to martial arts? So that's all
<v Speaker 4>we got, Bro.
<v Speaker 1>This is a martial art weapon. Bro, look at me
<v Speaker 1>twirling it.
<v Speaker 2>You want martial arts? Good to UFC do some tricks.
<v Speaker 1>Off, bro, like just going nutswitch.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, these rednecks don't know the difference.
<v Speaker 2>Bro.
<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you dude.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Tony, I kind of thought that's what they were
<v Speaker 1>going for with the night sticks. At first. I thought
<v Speaker 1>that they just assumed people would think their numb chucks
<v Speaker 1>because he was using them like dumb chuck.
<v Speaker 2>What's more confusing to you, by the way, that whole
<v Speaker 2>concept or the fact that the cat just beats the
<v Speaker 2>shit out of Booker t this whole matter, Well, it's
<v Speaker 2>his match.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like he's like a grade five black belt
<v Speaker 1>martial artists or something like him and Eric Bischoff were
<v Speaker 1>beating dudes up, like at the local YMCA or something.
<v Speaker 2>He's so good at it that he's training Eric Bischoff's son,
<v Speaker 2>Art Bischof.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it becomes a great referee.
<v Speaker 4>This is just the run of Booker. He gets on
<v Speaker 4>for a while until he doesn't.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so, I mean this goes to show you again,
<v Speaker 1>really we do not give a fuck about the matches.
<v Speaker 1>Like Russo is just like dude, just put a step
<v Speaker 1>on it and call it a day. He's not doing
<v Speaker 1>like regular matches. There's not like regular matches. The matches
<v Speaker 1>only happen if there's like something directly tied to a
<v Speaker 1>segment before or after said match. These matches aren't happening
<v Speaker 1>because there's a scheduled competition for the evening. This is
<v Speaker 1>not a pro wrestling event. This is a show that
<v Speaker 1>results in matches happening based on a thing that happens
<v Speaker 1>literally five minutes before or five minutes after whatever you're
<v Speaker 1>watching in the segment, which.
<v Speaker 4>Is like completely opposite of early night shows. Or it
<v Speaker 4>was all just like this is a scheduled contest and
<v Speaker 4>here's the match. You know, that's what it was.
<v Speaker 2>Give the new Blood some credit that this is what
<v Speaker 2>happened because Booker was mean on Thunder at the show.
<v Speaker 1>We all like, so Kat has two night sticks and
<v Speaker 1>he's using them as number US, and then I wrote here,
<v Speaker 1>oh wait, now he actually has a pair of numb
<v Speaker 1>chucks here and he's choking Booker with them.
<v Speaker 2>Even commentary didn't know. They were like, there's a he's
<v Speaker 2>got some he's got the sticks.
<v Speaker 4>At one point they say Booker has one of those
<v Speaker 4>martial arts weapons. I didn't even know what it was.
<v Speaker 2>He has a fucking baseball martial arts style.
<v Speaker 1>So Booker tries firing off, but Cat then just hits
<v Speaker 1>Booker in the head with the night sticks and just
<v Speaker 1>starts firing off hits here.
<v Speaker 2>There's one minute of it with dude Tony. Yeah, there's
<v Speaker 2>one he hits with that like sounds like a gunshot,
<v Speaker 2>goes off and he beats the shit out of him.
<v Speaker 1>So Cat uses a kindos stick and then Cat puts
<v Speaker 1>the kindow stick between his legs and starts going to town.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, every weapon that the Cat gets, he has at
<v Speaker 2>least a twenty second fucking exhibition with it, showing out
<v Speaker 2>he could use it.
<v Speaker 1>What time, what He's not like a Grade ten black
<v Speaker 1>belt for now. The buddy, I mean, did you see
<v Speaker 1>him putting kindsticks between his leg and slap his ass?
<v Speaker 4>He was running that pony, dude, he was going crazy
<v Speaker 4>on that.
<v Speaker 2>Tony Savani says, the cat is in his element.
<v Speaker 1>To death, right, So the cat then runs straight into
<v Speaker 1>the book End, which he apparently doesn't get hurt by
<v Speaker 1>because he just stands right up and pokes him in
<v Speaker 1>the eyes.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Booker's the world champion less than a month. Everybody
<v Speaker 1>to say. You know, Booker hits the Harlem sidekick and
<v Speaker 1>then drops him like a sack of shit with a
<v Speaker 1>spinebuster here.
<v Speaker 4>That was nasty.
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was going for the one hundred and
<v Speaker 2>tenth street, but a cat wasn't getting.
<v Speaker 1>Up for it.
<v Speaker 2>So I think he just kind of said.
<v Speaker 1>Not only was he not getting up for it, Booker
<v Speaker 1>wasn't going to be nice on this spinebuster.
<v Speaker 2>No.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he didn't even take his own bump. Booker
<v Speaker 1>went to go give him the spinebuster, and he had
<v Speaker 1>to give him the bump, so he just lands on
<v Speaker 1>his hip. It was horrible.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 1>Booker grabs the kindow stick Art's wailing on him. But
<v Speaker 1>then Sean the perfect One staysy A and he glomps
<v Speaker 1>Booker from behind.
<v Speaker 2>How is that possible?
<v Speaker 1>They're planting the seed. So Sean Stasiac versus Booker is
<v Speaker 1>a world title fe on this show. That doesn't happen.
<v Speaker 1>They could have Tony, but.
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think so.
<v Speaker 1>So Kat grabs a chair from outside as Booker fights back,
<v Speaker 1>hits an axe kick on Sean Marsha. Booker hits Staysac
<v Speaker 1>with a chair, but Cat then hits a cartwheel kick
<v Speaker 1>to the chair Booker is holding at his head and
<v Speaker 1>then beats him. So the Misfits and Action are here.
<v Speaker 1>Thank god you guys like these guys.
<v Speaker 2>Sean, stays Ac and Cat are stomping out Booker miss
<v Speaker 2>fitson Action hit the Ring. Major Guns comes out long
<v Speaker 2>after them for some reason, and Mark Mannon goes, ah.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he was doing, screaming about he
<v Speaker 1>does the lawlors scream, but in a deep voice instead
<v Speaker 1>of the high pitched voice. So Bischoff says that they
<v Speaker 1>all just made a mistake. Everyone in the Ring m
<v Speaker 1>I a Booker. They're all looking at Bischoff on the ramp,
<v Speaker 1>talking which is like half the show is everyone looking
<v Speaker 1>at the ramp, looking at Bischoff of Russo talking.
<v Speaker 2>Or Shane Douglas for some reason.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Shane Douglas up there with the new Blood. This
<v Speaker 1>is the new Blood in general is on the on
<v Speaker 1>the ramp.
<v Speaker 2>Just staking on the ramp, just in case they have
<v Speaker 2>something to say.
<v Speaker 1>So Bischoff just says, hey, like, let's just let's kill
<v Speaker 1>the storyline. Guys, if you guys don't mind, you made
<v Speaker 1>a mistake.
<v Speaker 4>I made a mistake.
<v Speaker 1>Let's just go ahead and just do something else.
<v Speaker 2>I just had off the phone and like we're gonna
<v Speaker 2>be doing something else by anyway.
<v Speaker 1>Guys, it's ad. So if you guys would like to
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and just try something else, like please, I'm
<v Speaker 1>begging you.
<v Speaker 2>Something went wrong.
<v Speaker 4>We're giving Booker the belt anyway, so like this none
<v Speaker 4>of this matters.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we got to give it to somebody, and
<v Speaker 1>we're not giving it to Chavo Guerrera. I see you looking, hey,
<v Speaker 1>and ain't gonna be they gonna be just say no.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he says, hey, you guys should just join the
<v Speaker 2>new Blood.
<v Speaker 1>So Booker and am I into a huddle, and then
<v Speaker 1>general erection. Why is he getting my time?
<v Speaker 2>He grabs the mic.
<v Speaker 1>He grabs the micro says hey Eric, and Eric says.
<v Speaker 4>He does not give him funk about what General Penis say.
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to answer, like you know, sunk on
<v Speaker 2>his face.
<v Speaker 1>Average ially cares on him but not being on It
<v Speaker 1>was so funny. It's just General Erection, Hey Eric, It actually.
<v Speaker 2>Like st like Joe Wrench kind of gets fucked up
<v Speaker 2>for a second because of it. Well, thankfully j Erection
<v Speaker 2>has something to.
<v Speaker 1>Say, kiss our ass.
<v Speaker 2>We got three words for you, kiss r as. And
<v Speaker 2>then it cuts the Bischoff who's not impressed. And then
<v Speaker 2>it cuts back to the ring where Major Guns is
<v Speaker 2>pulling her whole ass and General Erection is going he's
<v Speaker 2>behind her off, Mike going ye, he's fist bumping at
<v Speaker 2>the ground whole And then Eric Bischoff says, all right,
<v Speaker 2>you just signed your death warrant. We're gonna kill Major Guns.
<v Speaker 1>Sit there to Canada.
<v Speaker 4>Now you just pointed Javo, you have decided your death Wornava.
<v Speaker 2>Java hasn't done anything.
<v Speaker 4>Java, your dad, there's no there's no job for you Java.
<v Speaker 4>Major Guns shows her a whole ass. Bishop says Java, chaba,
<v Speaker 4>you're done. You decide your death word.
<v Speaker 1>Chavo, care you decide your death work as Soom said
<v Speaker 1>on Shava you talking about me in all years?
<v Speaker 4>Yes, don't even think about DNA because yours as fired
<v Speaker 4>there too.
<v Speaker 2>I'll follow you there.
<v Speaker 4>I'm killing you that briefcase, Shavo.
<v Speaker 1>I will be in every single company you're in at
<v Speaker 1>the exact time you're there for the rest of your life.
<v Speaker 4>True. Oh my god, I see that you will never
<v Speaker 4>work again.
<v Speaker 1>Drops down to his knees. Repicide Major Gun's ass Eric
<v Speaker 1>drops his knees on the stage. So we go backstage. Sting, Luger,
<v Speaker 1>d DP and Hogan have put up in a lemma.
<v Speaker 2>And they get out of it together and Hogan comes
<v Speaker 2>around the side and he says, hey, seems like Nash
<v Speaker 2>is late again. And Sting in full Sting outfit and
<v Speaker 2>face paint everything trench coat looks over and Hogan says,
<v Speaker 2>that's his gimmick. That's his gizimmick.
<v Speaker 1>Sting has to like Sting has to like get away
<v Speaker 1>from these guys. You never know, he can't, he can't
<v Speaker 1>be near these guys, dude, like.
<v Speaker 2>Like you know, they were talking in the car and
<v Speaker 2>they said it'd be funny.
<v Speaker 4>If you said, yeah, around holding too long, he's got
<v Speaker 4>to get away from the brother, you.
<v Speaker 1>Should say, gizmic, dude, this should be funny to me.
<v Speaker 2>Was super into it too.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah it's crazy. Okay, So like they do this to
<v Speaker 4>explain Kevin Nash later, you know, like that's the russo
<v Speaker 4>what like everything needs an explanation for like they have
<v Speaker 4>to like plant the seed.
<v Speaker 2>All the time here, bro oh because it's just gizimic, right,
<v Speaker 2>I doubt.
<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny because I feel like over the
<v Speaker 1>I've watched thing a lot in my life, like T
<v Speaker 1>and A Sting. I've seen sing a lot. Yeah, A,
<v Speaker 1>this might just be what Sting is. Like Sting might
<v Speaker 1>have just pitched this.
<v Speaker 2>I feel like.
<v Speaker 1>Said, I want to say gizic. I'll be honest, like
<v Speaker 1>I kind of think you wanted to.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what I mean? He could be brother out.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Bischoff meets with Booker and m
<v Speaker 1>i A and fires Booker T.
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff is in the back and he said he runs
<v Speaker 2>into Booker in the mi N. He says, nice little
<v Speaker 2>move in the ring. There are trying to embarrass me
<v Speaker 2>on my own show. I can't fire the rest of
<v Speaker 2>the misfits because we got plans for them, because you know,
<v Speaker 2>of course they had plans for the rest of the night.
<v Speaker 2>But you, on the other hand, there's no plans for
<v Speaker 2>them on this show. I definitely could have just fired them.
<v Speaker 2>They don't do anything here.
<v Speaker 4>We got locked plans for a brother.
<v Speaker 2>But you, on the other hand, you're unemployed and drew
<v Speaker 2>your time off. You're fired. And m I N. Booker
<v Speaker 2>all flipping out Bischoff's back and away saying, now enjoy
<v Speaker 2>your time off. You're fired. M I N. Booker are
<v Speaker 2>yelling at him. He comes back into frames super close
<v Speaker 2>with a shitty big smile and says, touch me and
<v Speaker 2>I'll see you. He runs away.
<v Speaker 4>The general rections screen at the top of his lugsaid
<v Speaker 4>what did he do wrong?
<v Speaker 1>What did he do?
<v Speaker 4>That's what I was wondered, What the hell did Booker
<v Speaker 4>do wrong to get fired? Don't even do anything wrong?
<v Speaker 2>Touch me and I'll see you.
<v Speaker 1>The entirety of w c W was like who can
<v Speaker 1>get up on each other? The most like that was
<v Speaker 1>that was like, yeah, did not.
<v Speaker 4>Like shot get over Like I'm gonna get one up
<v Speaker 4>on you?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like they probably just said Booker and Bischoff and
<v Speaker 1>m I A meet here. Booker's gonna get fired. And
<v Speaker 1>then they just said, all right, just do whatever. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>live this out. I touched.
<v Speaker 4>Somebody, stop me smoking.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, I didn't think about this part until I
<v Speaker 2>came back to it. Now. His excuse for not firing
<v Speaker 2>the n I A because they had plans for them.
<v Speaker 2>Literally nothing happens to the m I A. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>I also love how like we had like a ten
<v Speaker 1>to fifteen minute Booker T and Kat thing with Eric
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff who had a live mic on the ramp by himself,
<v Speaker 1>and it's like he forgot to fire Booker T while
<v Speaker 1>he was standing out there, so he just wait until
<v Speaker 1>he got backstage and fired him. So we go backstage again.
<v Speaker 1>We are at the funeral of Rick Flair, and uh,
<v Speaker 1>there is a Rick Flair robe attached to a very
<v Speaker 1>very large nose in a casket.
<v Speaker 2>It's a gigantic fucking nose, and like I don't I mean,
<v Speaker 2>like I guess I never made the connection that Flair
<v Speaker 2>and it's a fucking big nose, but they seem to
<v Speaker 2>make they make it a huge nose.
<v Speaker 4>He's all nose.
<v Speaker 2>Actually his thing here. Yo, this is literally all nose. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So it's Russo and uh miss Elizabeth backstage standing in there.
<v Speaker 1>You know they made that nosey.
<v Speaker 2>They took it off a Flair. What are you talking about?
<v Speaker 2>He's a latch and his nose he had a branda heurism.
<v Speaker 2>He's dead, not fuck. They took his nose in his
<v Speaker 2>robe and his watch. Jeff walks up and Rusu says, Jeff, why,
<v Speaker 2>and Jared says, I'll tell you why, because that man
<v Speaker 2>was too damn old, And Russo stops crying and says, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's right. He was way too old.
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why, because he's too damn old. Right, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's right.
<v Speaker 2>And then I couldn't believe. Russo turns aside and the
<v Speaker 2>camera goes with him and Shane fucking Douglass is here
<v Speaker 2>for the Rick Flair funeral, because of course he is.
<v Speaker 2>I'm stock they didn't have him do more like pissing
<v Speaker 2>in the casket or somewhere.
<v Speaker 4>Do what I was just thinking him pissing in the cask.
<v Speaker 4>It would have been nah funny deck Flair.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah against shipping there. Why don't you just.
<v Speaker 1>Worry about having a good match?
<v Speaker 2>With him about Russo, how about I franchised this goddamn casket.
<v Speaker 1>How about you have a good match, boll.
<v Speaker 2>So, Daffy and Crowbar are also fighting over the cruiseweight
<v Speaker 2>title that they both are holding because they both want it.
<v Speaker 2>We'll explain that later. Russo says, hey, you two show
<v Speaker 2>some respect. We're here to bury a man's career, of course,
<v Speaker 2>and crow Bar said she won't give me my belt back.
<v Speaker 1>Vince, Oh, he says Vince. I thought he said she
<v Speaker 1>won't give me my belt. Bag bitch was like to Russo,
<v Speaker 1>I thought he said.
<v Speaker 2>That tell out of you, bro. That's funny and shit.
<v Speaker 2>I like that one better.
<v Speaker 1>Terry Taylor and Rick Flair's twelve year old son, Reed
<v Speaker 1>Flair have pulled up in an expedition.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, they get out, they get out, and they go
<v Speaker 4>it's Terry Taylor and it's Terry Taylor. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 4>Reed Flip, I was like, what are they so talking about?
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, grand Ord will be the twenty four
<v Speaker 1>year olds, he said, so w C W. Nitro is
<v Speaker 1>brought to you by emin MS. They melt in your mouth,
<v Speaker 1>not in your hand. That is a promise they can't
<v Speaker 1>keep I'm gonna have to tell you boys that the
<v Speaker 1>it's like dairy Queen with the ice cream. Hold it
<v Speaker 1>upside down or it's free. Okay, I'm gonna hold it
<v Speaker 1>upside down then, and you're gonna watch me do it.
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting this for free.
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, dude.
<v Speaker 4>When they when they showed this eminem sting, there was
<v Speaker 4>a circle cage above the ring, and I said, what
<v Speaker 4>the fuck is that thing? It was like the background.
<v Speaker 1>I knew what it was. Knew it was the asylum cage.
<v Speaker 1>No way, you.
<v Speaker 4>Can't gass like me. Fuck you, I said, that is
<v Speaker 4>the Scott work, Rick, damn not your gizmic. Okay, you
<v Speaker 4>didn't know, You had no idea what it was.
<v Speaker 2>I saw that was Tony. I saw it in the
<v Speaker 2>intro when they showed the overhead shot of the pyro
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, this is a weird thing here.
<v Speaker 2>And then I said, oh, this must be Scott Steiner's
<v Speaker 2>this guy.
<v Speaker 4>This guy, No men, he faces Rick Steiner and take
<v Speaker 4>out of this thing. No, absolutely not.
<v Speaker 1>So we head to the commentary table and Mark Madden,
<v Speaker 1>Tony Shiavanni, and Scott Hudson say that's the asylum cage. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>that is I thought we announced it online before this.
<v Speaker 4>None minutes before the show started, commentary table Mark Madden
<v Speaker 4>is crying over Rick Flair's brain aneurysm death.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Tony Shavanni literally says we already had a firing
<v Speaker 2>within the first fifteen minutes of the show. What else,
<v Speaker 2>and Scott says, well, Terry Funk's retiring tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Tony Schavanni shows a press conference where Terry Funk announced
<v Speaker 1>an announcement which is the most Terry Funk thing ever.
<v Speaker 2>That is awesome. Yeah, he's gonna make the biggest announcement
<v Speaker 2>he ever made here tonight. And they're all implying that
<v Speaker 2>is his retirement.
<v Speaker 1>So we have a Daphne town hall. Daphne pinned Tammy.
<v Speaker 2>So it was a mixed tag match for the Cruiserweight title.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Candido was the champion.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I think that's right, And Daphne pinned Tammer and
<v Speaker 2>she thinks that she's the rightful champion and grow Bar
<v Speaker 2>thinks that he is the champion, and she calls out Crowbar.
<v Speaker 2>She says, this is ridiculous. You're acting like a big baby,
<v Speaker 2>So come out here and we'll sell this like two
<v Speaker 2>mature adults. So crow Bar does come out, and then
<v Speaker 2>the bell rings and Crowbar and Daphnie then begin to
<v Speaker 2>thumb wrestle, and Scott Hudson, watching them thumb wrestling, says,
<v Speaker 2>what is his thumb wrestling?
<v Speaker 1>No, this is the asylum cage with Scott startling Rickstar.
<v Speaker 2>No. As we all know.
<v Speaker 1>I don't recall Daphne talking very much in w c W.
<v Speaker 2>I remember, Yeah, she just did screaming.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, let alone a promo, and I was surprised
<v Speaker 1>at how just kind of normal is she talked.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this was like a regular person. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if they didn't tell her like, hey, you shouldn't that
<v Speaker 2>crazy out here, which is nuts because it's like her
<v Speaker 2>whole thing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she seemed very nice. Yeah, that's what I got
<v Speaker 1>from this. I was like, Wow, she seems very nice.
<v Speaker 1>I can see how, like, you know, you would come
<v Speaker 1>to conclusion she's a cruiseweight champ. She seems like she
<v Speaker 1>has a very level head on her.
<v Speaker 2>She won the title. That's not I think, for of
<v Speaker 2>course she beat that skank.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Chris Candido. So Daphne versus Crowbar Cruiserweight title is
<v Speaker 1>on the line, so they thumb Russell when they play
<v Speaker 1>Rock Paper Scissors and then they lock up, and Mark
<v Speaker 1>Madden says that this is like thes O'Connor two. I
<v Speaker 1>just want to remind everyone how revered the cruiseweight division
<v Speaker 1>was here on the show one.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it was like the thing to talk about.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this ship's dead. Miss Hancock is here to take
<v Speaker 1>notes on this match. I'm not sure there, well, she
<v Speaker 1>could be right in here.
<v Speaker 4>She's scouting talent. Here is a talent scouting.
<v Speaker 2>I need to get out of here quick.
<v Speaker 4>How do I get out of this company right now?
<v Speaker 1>Crowbar was going for a Frankensteiner, uh, but decides not
<v Speaker 1>to do it, which would have been fucking nuts by
<v Speaker 1>the way, Yeah, because that's Daphne's finisher.
<v Speaker 2>What screamer? Of course.
<v Speaker 1>Daphne, of course, then gives Crowbar an atomic Weggie.
<v Speaker 2>Atomic Weggie, atomic weggie. Ah, screaming like he might be
<v Speaker 2>the worst, Like he might be genuinely the worst.
<v Speaker 1>So Daphne gives Crowbar an atomic Weggie and then hits
<v Speaker 1>the Frankin Screamer for a two. Yes, Tony Shiavanni confirms
<v Speaker 1>here that yes, indeed, this is for the Cruiserweight title.
<v Speaker 2>Just because you just tuned in.
<v Speaker 1>Crowbar hits a splash from the apron in, but now
<v Speaker 1>Chris Candido is here, damnit, and glombs him from behind.
<v Speaker 1>Every single match will have a man being glomb from behind.
<v Speaker 1>Tammy is here, damn it, damn he running soa he
<v Speaker 1>does a double team with Chris Candido, but Crowbar decides
<v Speaker 1>he's just not gonna take that and takes down Candido instead.
<v Speaker 2>Probably didn't trust that Tammy would take a clothesline properly
<v Speaker 2>here and not fucking break her deck, so he just
<v Speaker 2>didn't even bother with that, and Daphnie spears tammer uh.
<v Speaker 2>And then then Crowbar hits a huge release German zooplex
<v Speaker 2>on Chris Candido and just fucking annihilates them.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I genuinely couldn't stand watching the like second half
<v Speaker 1>of this segment because it made me think, like how
<v Speaker 1>awesome Candido and Crowbar in an actual feud would have been.
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, man like these guys like would
<v Speaker 2>have fucking put on a for the Cruiserway title too.
<v Speaker 1>Like I think Candido was like twenty eight here. That's
<v Speaker 1>fucking begging for a push, just begging for one anything,
<v Speaker 1>and like Crowbar was ready to go, he was ready
<v Speaker 1>to work. Candido here is taking released German soup plexes
<v Speaker 1>and shit, I mean like he is, like, legit, this
<v Speaker 1>would have been awesome, but instead, like we have to
<v Speaker 1>have this story driven fucking like forty person Like it's
<v Speaker 1>everything on the show is forty fucking people involved with
<v Speaker 1>ninety fucking swerves, and it's just like, damn, what if
<v Speaker 1>this was what if you gave eight minutes tonight that
<v Speaker 1>Chris Candido and the crowbar right, And it's just so simple.
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling is not difficult.
<v Speaker 4>I don't think, dude, no, just go out and have
<v Speaker 4>a good match. Why not?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Tammy is now in here and goes to
<v Speaker 1>swing a chair at Daphne, but Crowbar stops her. Candido
<v Speaker 1>then hits a missile drop kick to the chair on Crowbar.
<v Speaker 2>That's not even the craziest part.
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. Because Candido then loads crowbar up and
<v Speaker 1>hits an oen driver on the chair.
<v Speaker 2>I like, I was like, Oh, he's gonna fucking hit
<v Speaker 2>That's incredible, but like, because why the fuck wouldn't he?
<v Speaker 2>And no, he in Driver's crowbar onto a chair and
<v Speaker 2>I said, wow, like, this dude is fucking awesome. Not
<v Speaker 2>only is this dude awesome, Crowbar as sick as fuck
<v Speaker 2>for like, I bet it could have been Krowbar's idea,
<v Speaker 2>you should Owen drive Verbie onto a chair, and he said, okay, cool, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we'll do that.
<v Speaker 1>Daphne checks on Crowbar after getting Owen Drivered on the chair.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, She's like, Crowbar is on his back and Daphne's like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, you know, checking on, like holding his head.
<v Speaker 1>And all, yeah, holding his head, hands on his head.
<v Speaker 1>And the ref then slides over and counts that as
<v Speaker 1>a pin and Daphne wins the cruiseweight title.
<v Speaker 2>She wins the cruiseweight title and that, And as I
<v Speaker 2>wrote here, I said, why did the ref? Why was
<v Speaker 2>the ref cool with it? He watched like he wasn't bumped.
<v Speaker 2>He watched all of this. This is explained later, which
<v Speaker 2>it is fucking insane.
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard it explained until tonight.
<v Speaker 2>No. I don't think I have either. If I did,
<v Speaker 2>I just wasn't paying attention because I was like, I
<v Speaker 2>just took.
<v Speaker 1>It as it was right and just assumed like, okay,
<v Speaker 1>well all the matches must be like nod q now
<v Speaker 1>because kids just not paying attention to it. I just
<v Speaker 1>don't care. Yeah, right, but I've never actually heard it
<v Speaker 1>verbalized on the show. But it actually is verbalized later. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and we'll talk about it because I wrote down here,
<v Speaker 1>sh It's just fucking happening, Like, how is this happened?
<v Speaker 1>The rats just watched Candido coming to hit an Owen
<v Speaker 1>driver on the chair. The rat just watched it.
<v Speaker 4>I think at one point on Comfort they say it's
<v Speaker 4>ref's discretion here, but I don't. They don't explain it.
<v Speaker 1>They just how far does he have to take this?
<v Speaker 1>And Owen.
<v Speaker 2>Like literally as the Maybe he needs martial arts weapons.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that'll be enough.
<v Speaker 1>So Tory Wilson is backstage massaging Horace Hogan on the
<v Speaker 1>Good Caam.
<v Speaker 4>What that is the craziest sense of all. Tory Wilson
<v Speaker 4>is giving Horace Hogan a massage on the kid cam.
<v Speaker 2>They're legit in the hallway, Tony like on a massage table.
<v Speaker 2>She's mounting him backstyle, rubbing his bald ass head.
<v Speaker 1>Does does Billy Kidman not control the kid cam?
<v Speaker 2>I think he does.
<v Speaker 4>I think, yeah, yeah, I know what he's saying that James,
<v Speaker 4>but I think I think it is his camera.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like he like barges into the office and
<v Speaker 1>he's like, where the fuck is Horace?
<v Speaker 4>What do you mean? Yes, yes, that's what happens. Yes,
<v Speaker 4>but it's his camera. I think they even say a commentary, Oh,
<v Speaker 4>this Kidman's kid cam, Billy Kidmen's kid cam.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, there's no explanation. That was fucking stupid.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so there's a kidcam shot here. We go to
<v Speaker 1>a Booker segment and then we go into Kidman being
<v Speaker 1>pissed off and asking where Horace says when he recorded this.
<v Speaker 2>He watched them do it, and he said what's going on?
<v Speaker 2>And they said, what are you talking about.
<v Speaker 1>That's another example of them loving to do the segment
<v Speaker 1>segment segment where it's like this is a this is
<v Speaker 1>Billy Kidman segment. We'll go do another one. We'll come
<v Speaker 1>back to Billy Kidman. That's what they kind of that's
<v Speaker 1>like the formula.
<v Speaker 4>Like Kim wasn't actually there filming actually with the kid caam,
<v Speaker 4>so he didn't know that segment probably even aired, so
<v Speaker 4>he was like where is he?
<v Speaker 1>Was it not happening in real time?
<v Speaker 4>I mean, Kidman didn't film like that kid cam segment.
<v Speaker 4>You know, he probably wasn't actually filming it for real,
<v Speaker 4>so like.
<v Speaker 2>They never say that though, and why would it not
<v Speaker 2>be so someone else was doing it?
<v Speaker 1>Who was it? It was probably Java, that little freaking freak. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and givehim out this fucking comedy.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, m I A are following Booker as he
<v Speaker 2>leaves the building with his gear because he got fired,
<v Speaker 2>and General Erection says, what are you gonna do? And
<v Speaker 2>Booker says, capt'n I got a plan. Stay tuned next week.
<v Speaker 2>Just stay tuned next week. Please stay tuned the next week.
<v Speaker 2>Please watch the show next week. I need you to
<v Speaker 2>watch the show right because of course them I I
<v Speaker 2>can't get fired.
<v Speaker 1>Because iron Clad they have total amnesty on this show.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Billy Kimman is pissed off because
<v Speaker 1>he filmed a segment with Horace Hogan and he forgot
<v Speaker 1>where they were at.
<v Speaker 2>He blitchit walks in and spitsch off the cat and
<v Speaker 2>kimberly sitting there, and kim did after having just watched
<v Speaker 2>Horace Hogan says, where the hell's horse?
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 4>This is so confusing. I was like, what the hell
<v Speaker 4>is happening here?
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, benchof says babysitter. Kidman says, you can play
<v Speaker 2>all these games with Page and his wife, but you're
<v Speaker 2>not doing it to me. And Kat gets up and
<v Speaker 2>Kidman and him just starts shoving each other and fucking
<v Speaker 2>Kidman starts storming on. Goshoff stands up and says, settle down.
<v Speaker 2>He's around the corner. You're the one I wanted to
<v Speaker 2>hang out with, the hot blonde. He can't handle the pressure.
<v Speaker 2>Then for the next like thirty seconds, Bischoff is following
<v Speaker 2>Kidman down the longest hallway ever, just fucking talking.
<v Speaker 1>Ships the hallway.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he is fucking rage baitting him crazy, and Kidman
<v Speaker 2>is looking for Horace and then Kidman walks uh he
<v Speaker 2>finds Tory Wilson. Shut your mouth back, so they just
<v Speaker 2>and he walks up to her and.
<v Speaker 1>Tory says, sorry, the mob fucked up.
<v Speaker 2>Sean. You want a hardcore title friendship.
<v Speaker 1>Tory Wilson Jr's voice, Hey, Sean, you've been doing well.
<v Speaker 2>You want direction. We got a European tour coming up.
<v Speaker 2>You want to get on it for Harcore No, Torri,
<v Speaker 2>I want horce oaken so kids, Tori says, it's just business,
<v Speaker 2>and Kim says, business, my ass, you enjoyed that a
<v Speaker 2>little too much, as bald ass head. My business is
<v Speaker 2>gonna be kicking his ass and you could be the
<v Speaker 2>ref or something. And then he leaves and I'm like,
<v Speaker 2>what something like? What you can be the refer what
<v Speaker 2>like you have a mask?
<v Speaker 7>Tell?
<v Speaker 1>He walks into the room, starts kicking Horace's ass.
<v Speaker 2>In this match? That's happening, and Bejap says, oh, he
<v Speaker 2>wants you to be a referee. I got an idea,
<v Speaker 2>and he looks aside. Hey, come here. A referee walks
<v Speaker 2>up and Eric Bischell punches him in the stomach.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, what the fuck is this segment he takes?
<v Speaker 2>He punched him in the stomach, takes his repture and
<v Speaker 2>throw a Tory and says here and then Kidman and
<v Speaker 2>Horace Hogan's fight out from another room, and now we
<v Speaker 2>have a match with Tory Wilson as the referee.
<v Speaker 4>This is ridiculous. He could have just asked the ref
<v Speaker 4>for the shirt. He didn't have to punch me in
<v Speaker 4>the stomach. Hey, give me your shirt. It's just dexing
<v Speaker 4>in the stomach. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>It's just business?
<v Speaker 1>So Kidman and Horse fight into the hallway and they
<v Speaker 1>fight through Gorilla onto the stage. They have Kidman's entrance
<v Speaker 1>video on the tron for some reason.
<v Speaker 4>No music and people you had kid Man, Kid.
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff and Tory come out with them too, and Tory
<v Speaker 2>has the shirt on because she's the ref or something.
<v Speaker 1>Benchef goes to commentator because he's the commentator.
<v Speaker 2>Or something, and they're having a mattress.
<v Speaker 1>This is why I noticed they got the jugglers of
<v Speaker 1>the front row with the f U and B sign
<v Speaker 1>and the whole Coagin shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, shut shut it too, dope and all cocain in
<v Speaker 2>the front road. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Show up to work. They just show up in the car.
<v Speaker 4>No one notices.
<v Speaker 2>One of those damn Juggle is at fired off Chance
<v Speaker 2>at the front row all night.
<v Speaker 1>So Horace gives Kidman a crazy choke slam once they
<v Speaker 1>get into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, okay, he like, I was like, wow, the Horizogan
<v Speaker 2>is a choke slam. He does a choke throw.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was awesome. Very underrated move here from Horisogan
<v Speaker 1>gotta be one of his top five moves ever.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if there was a YouTube compilation of Horizogan's
<v Speaker 2>movies has to be on it.
<v Speaker 1>Horace grabs a table from under the ring while Tory
<v Speaker 1>looks on.
<v Speaker 2>She's the rest, so James she she's looking on, and
<v Speaker 2>we watch her looking on because Horizogan's struggling to put
<v Speaker 2>the table in the ring. We're just watching her very
<v Speaker 2>confused staring around the building. Is you could hear on
<v Speaker 2>the camera it's going well.
<v Speaker 1>Horace sets up the table, but here is Hulk Hogan.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it is absolutely insane to see Hulk Hogan
<v Speaker 1>in this era of w CW, Like this is like God,
<v Speaker 1>this is like an anomaly, like.
<v Speaker 2>Legit, dude. And also this is.
<v Speaker 1>Like a bowler bear in Arlington, Texas.
<v Speaker 2>In an air conditioned building. Dude. You have to remember,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, per the rules of ww UH, a
<v Speaker 2>guy has to come out and attack another guy.
<v Speaker 1>Someone has to be from behind. Some very necessary. So
<v Speaker 1>Horace tries to power bomb Kidman, but you can't. You
<v Speaker 1>can't do that.
<v Speaker 2>I mean literally, you can't do that. So he takes
<v Speaker 2>the face jam.
<v Speaker 1>And Kidman sets up horse on the table and he
<v Speaker 1>heads to the top rope for the Then f n
<v Speaker 1>B Hogan crotches.
<v Speaker 2>Them and then he's the f U n B bomb
<v Speaker 2>the mother which for and bomb.
<v Speaker 8>Bomb, Holy father Bob, I'm gonna, I'm gonna and I'm
<v Speaker 8>gonna hit you with the mother f U n B.
<v Speaker 2>What the is that?
<v Speaker 1>So mother f U n B bombs him off the
<v Speaker 1>top and he lands on Horace and they both go
<v Speaker 1>through the table. And then Hogan grabs Toy by her
<v Speaker 1>hair for some reason.
<v Speaker 2>Well he doesn't funk with her, even though he kissed
<v Speaker 2>her last week and she liked it and Tory was
<v Speaker 2>just ging up his cousin.
<v Speaker 1>Tory seems fine to do whatever anyone asks. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know why I did that.
<v Speaker 2>Give me a ref or something.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan grabs her and then puts Kidman on top of
<v Speaker 1>horse and then tells her to count, and then she
<v Speaker 1>counts the three because she's the ref for something.
<v Speaker 4>And Hogan has his foot on top. I think Hogan
<v Speaker 4>is the winner.
<v Speaker 1>I think he.
<v Speaker 2>Did win. So Hogan says, you know something, I heard
<v Speaker 2>you out here running your mouth about a special surprise
<v Speaker 2>referee at the pay per view. Well, you can get
<v Speaker 2>any damn referee one or something. As far as concerned,
<v Speaker 2>You're nothing but a little pissant. And I'm gonna kick
<v Speaker 2>Kidman's ass at the pay per view and set myself
<v Speaker 2>up for a shot at the w W heavyweight title.
<v Speaker 2>And there one damn thing you could do about it.
<v Speaker 2>You be so ship, dude, James, You're right, Hogan, this
<v Speaker 2>is fucked up.
<v Speaker 1>I mean there it is. Bischoff is pissed and says
<v Speaker 1>someone needs to control that guy. I would just fire him.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's am I A and Hogan, there's plans for them.
<v Speaker 4>He's got plans for plans.
<v Speaker 1>That's boomed.
<v Speaker 2>Brother.
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something, dude, Jell, I be like gum,
<v Speaker 1>I dude, wouldn't be for life, dude.
<v Speaker 2>He should have put fish and foom.
<v Speaker 1>That's food for life. How come nobody else wanted to
<v Speaker 1>join this initiative?
<v Speaker 2>The food?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the initiative.
<v Speaker 2>I think his boys right, like just like the one.
<v Speaker 4>As Yeah, the millionaires club right now.
<v Speaker 1>No one wanted to wear. No one wanted to wear that.
<v Speaker 4>Nash would have put his giz was to show up.
<v Speaker 1>You know, so Nash kind of did. He wore Boo.
<v Speaker 2>And nas. She's not the wrong, dude.
<v Speaker 4>It was a rib. Yeah, I'll show up to where
<v Speaker 4>are Yeah, it's just like that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking a foom cut, brother, I give you that.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. We are at the funeral.
<v Speaker 2>It's Russo and David Player and Jeff Jaredon says, oh,
<v Speaker 2>come on with guys. We gotta bury this guy's career
<v Speaker 2>with his watch, and Jeff says, the hell you do, Risat,
<v Speaker 2>it's a family heirloom and says he's got a point, David,
<v Speaker 2>here you go man. David takes it and says you
<v Speaker 2>want me, you want my wrist turn green? And he
<v Speaker 2>throws it in the casket and Jeff says, oh, a
<v Speaker 2>nice nose though, and.
<v Speaker 1>Then it pants away immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Like this is. They must have thought this nose thing
<v Speaker 2>was either hilarious or they spent a lot to get
<v Speaker 2>a gigantic nose made because it gets a lot of airtime. Well.
<v Speaker 1>Terry Taylor asked Reed Flair if he's everything cool.
<v Speaker 4>He says yes, and that's it the.
<v Speaker 1>Golf Terry says, what backsday's segment. Norman and Ralphus are
<v Speaker 1>still looking to wash cars to hopefully get out of
<v Speaker 1>this homeless rut they're in. That's what they say on commentary.
<v Speaker 2>They do, so that's legit. I wrote that down too.
<v Speaker 2>They they're trying to buy some food to get out
<v Speaker 2>of the homeless rut they're in. And a low rider
<v Speaker 2>pulls up and I mean in the back of this
<v Speaker 2>low riders scraping against the floor. I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>this is what they meant.
<v Speaker 1>I love this car.
<v Speaker 4>I think you hit the wrong butt. Pull it in.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's don't worry. Captain Will will buff out those scratches.
<v Speaker 1>Ralph is killing. That's funny.
<v Speaker 2>Do that noise again, That's like super act.
<v Speaker 1>That's what happens to the car. That's funny.
<v Speaker 2>They are.
<v Speaker 1>It actually gets even funnier, like this is a this
<v Speaker 1>is actually a good segment.
<v Speaker 2>This is funny. Norman points and it's Ralph. It's it's
<v Speaker 2>a filthy animals here they come.
<v Speaker 4>We all have that one friend in high school had
<v Speaker 4>that shot.
<v Speaker 2>He caught it.
<v Speaker 4>Sounded like everybody did.
<v Speaker 1>Pull it up to school.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's about to fall apart.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Normous's car wash cars and God in car wash
<v Speaker 2>for a dollar and the filthy animals get out of
<v Speaker 2>the car, and Ray is fucking knocking a touch to
<v Speaker 2>anyone but the car, and he's just he bounce it.
<v Speaker 1>That car is bouncey.
<v Speaker 2>Well, thankfully, the m I A are still here, not fired,
<v Speaker 2>and they're watching this from Begs kids.
<v Speaker 4>I got plenty, they got stuff going on, and of
<v Speaker 4>course they.
<v Speaker 1>Just like shook off Booker T getting fired and like
<v Speaker 1>Eric Bischoff saying that they.
<v Speaker 2>Pulling pranks on the filthy fuck with the filthy animals.
<v Speaker 2>We got nothing else to do.
<v Speaker 1>Toddy booker T has fired. Eric Bischoff made a very
<v Speaker 1>vague threat that could really mean anything, that these guys
<v Speaker 1>are gonna get.
<v Speaker 4>Booker could enjoyed Norman and Ralphis on the unemployment line
<v Speaker 4>and washed cars.
<v Speaker 2>Like washing some cars. Yeah, that really too upset about.
<v Speaker 2>That's a great point.
<v Speaker 1>The the shot of this is maybe the funniest thing
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen in my life. Ray says, bounce it.
<v Speaker 1>It goes to m I A. It sh It's like
<v Speaker 1>it shoves the segment on the TV and the cars like.
<v Speaker 2>It's in the.
<v Speaker 4>Ground, toning in the gard just bouncing up and down.
<v Speaker 2>He smash it on the fucking roof.
<v Speaker 1>Sh It is so bouncing. It is just fucking going
<v Speaker 1>like crazy.
<v Speaker 4>That was the coolest ship back in twenty ninety nine though,
<v Speaker 4>man oh that was awesome. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>General direction vaccinations that doesn't need a car wash, it
<v Speaker 2>needs to tune up. And then the second this is
<v Speaker 2>this could be the funniest fucking part of this whole thing,
<v Speaker 2>is like, how over this ship Tony Shavanni is. We
<v Speaker 2>see all of that transpire. And the last thing you
<v Speaker 2>hear before the segment ends is Tony Shovanni says, I
<v Speaker 2>guess the filthy animals are gonna get their car washed.
<v Speaker 1>I love the way he said it. It was just completely defeated.
<v Speaker 1>I guess the filthy animals are gonna get their car washed.
<v Speaker 4>That's where that's really that we're doing.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So now it is time for the Terry
<v Speaker 1>Funk town Hall.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Terry Funk comes out in a tuxedo with the
<v Speaker 2>East W World title or the w w R Sport title.
<v Speaker 2>It could be either one.
<v Speaker 1>Really, I mean, they so blatantly copied the e CW title.
<v Speaker 1>It's actually nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Man. It legit like it legit just looks like a
<v Speaker 2>palette swap of it, Like it's fucking identical. Terry Funk
<v Speaker 2>gets in the ring and he says, hello, Hey, I'm
<v Speaker 2>here tonight to make a very important announcement that's been
<v Speaker 2>long overdue. And I asked someone that's very important to
<v Speaker 2>me to be here tonight. I've got my daughter over there,
<v Speaker 2>Old Blue. Old Blue has been waiting for this announcement
<v Speaker 2>for years, and I promise you my wife at home,
<v Speaker 2>I think this announcement is way way over due. This
<v Speaker 2>is We're not even a minute into Terry Funk talking.
<v Speaker 2>It cuts to the new Blood backstage with Bischoff, and
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff says, fuck this, I've heard enough. Shame, fuck you
<v Speaker 2>got this shot. I'll get this over with. So the
<v Speaker 2>fucking franchise comes out here and it says I've heard all.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hear your old man ass. Get on with
<v Speaker 2>the announcement, Funk, we got a live show to take
<v Speaker 2>out of here. And Funk looks at him and says,
<v Speaker 2>you want to hear my announcement, and Chenda this says yeah,
<v Speaker 2>and Funk lookst him again says, you want to hear
<v Speaker 2>it real bad? Chenz Bessies make the fucking announcement. You
<v Speaker 2>wanna hear real bad? Chen says, I'm dying hear it.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit. Well, if you want to hear it real bad,
<v Speaker 2>then why don't you say hell, yes, I've heard that
<v Speaker 2>from someone before.
<v Speaker 1>They sell commentary. I think we all have.
<v Speaker 7>I'm telling you the announcement right now, all you people
<v Speaker 7>out here, it's oh boy, oh my grandpa, it's a
<v Speaker 7>boy eight pound whin ouce baby boy.
<v Speaker 2>Funk goes on like a ti raid here, like about
<v Speaker 2>him being a grandpa and having a fucking boy. Well,
<v Speaker 2>in the background, you can hear Shane Douglas saying shut
<v Speaker 2>up and shamee. List says I could give a damn
<v Speaker 2>less about your family. I want to hear you say
<v Speaker 2>you're retiring, and Funk goes on to say that, you
<v Speaker 2>know what, he should retire because you know, grandparents shouldn't
<v Speaker 2>be in a wrestling ring and they should be at
<v Speaker 2>home with their grandchildren. And he's gonna retire on June first,
<v Speaker 2>and Shane Douglas is yeah, and Funk says, I talked
<v Speaker 2>to I talked to Brad Siegel, and I told him
<v Speaker 2>and he cried when he heard I was retiring June
<v Speaker 2>the first. And I am retiring June the first, Shane.
<v Speaker 7>Douglass June the first, two thousand and one because Brad
<v Speaker 7>Ziegel next time, and my god, dragged for one more year,
<v Speaker 7>which that sucks.
<v Speaker 2>They don't make it there. Terry still got paid.
<v Speaker 7>You know at my old rank clay ass out there
<v Speaker 7>at the recunner in sixty five days, and I'll be
<v Speaker 7>damned if you're gonna get the hardcore belt.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Shane says, fuck that, we're coming down and retiring
<v Speaker 2>you right now. And attempted retirement they do, because the
<v Speaker 2>new Blood hit the ring. They kick the absolute dog
<v Speaker 2>shit out of Terry. Funk beat him with a chain,
<v Speaker 2>hit multiple pile drivers onto a chair to the and ddts.
<v Speaker 2>Tammy's out here just blitzed.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she is so gone it's actually nuts looking
<v Speaker 1>at her.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, Funk's daughter is so fucking disgusted by this.
<v Speaker 2>She tries to get in the ring. They always that.
<v Speaker 1>I love the family member comes in to try to
<v Speaker 1>help of coll.
<v Speaker 2>It's too much, you know what I mean, it's too much.
<v Speaker 2>They're fucking trying to kill this guy. And his daughter
<v Speaker 2>gets in the ring. Why I assume what happened, James,
<v Speaker 2>Like you mentioned earlier where they just kind of say
<v Speaker 2>go out there and do stuff, happened here. They didn't
<v Speaker 2>really give her instructions. So she gets in the ring
<v Speaker 2>and like is trying to act like hysterical, but and
<v Speaker 2>she grabs Shane Douglas's shirt and like they're kind of
<v Speaker 2>just awkwardly staring at each other until he kind of
<v Speaker 2>awkwardly pushes her away and then like funking s DDT
<v Speaker 2>on a chair. Now I'm looking at a ring of tammy,
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of new blood people, Terry Funk and now
<v Speaker 2>six chairs chair bro. They hit him with pile drivers
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of times, and then Shane covers Funk and
<v Speaker 2>Candido counts to three and then Terry Funk kicks out
<v Speaker 2>at three point one.
<v Speaker 1>Just say you did. By the way, I've never seen
<v Speaker 1>this before. The four man assisted poly driver dude, Shane
<v Speaker 1>Douglas gets him into polo driver position and then all
<v Speaker 1>of them push his heads into the chair. It's four people, So, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you're right, Douglas did pin. Terry Funk can counted it
<v Speaker 1>kicked out, and then Franchise takes the belt.
<v Speaker 2>They do struct your job. Terry Funk out here too.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. M I A are out here
<v Speaker 1>at the Filthy Animal's car and uh Major guns starts
<v Speaker 1>seducing Ralphus.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they're trying to work on the car and
<v Speaker 2>general Erection pulls Norman away and says, you know, what's
<v Speaker 2>the hardcore about a car wash? Because Norman's I guess
<v Speaker 2>the hardcore division guy. And Ralphus gets distracted by major
<v Speaker 2>guns so much so that General Stash is able to
<v Speaker 2>swap out the soap bucket for another bucket.
<v Speaker 1>But what could it be, they say on the commentary,
<v Speaker 1>that's got to be white paint. Oh yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 1>that's good. Yeah, that's right, that's probably right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's exactly enough.
<v Speaker 1>That's probably right. So we go to pre tape. Canyon
<v Speaker 1>is here in a halo device because he was thrown
<v Speaker 1>off the triple Cage by Mike Awesome.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, just before that, they show the like
<v Speaker 2>up next thing and it's the wall is on, Like
<v Speaker 2>he's the wall is walking through the hallway of the
<v Speaker 2>arena with a table and driving an ambulance into the building.
<v Speaker 2>Is Mike Awesome And I said, what is fucking going on?
<v Speaker 1>Like?
<v Speaker 2>Is this just two things that I'm supposed to think
<v Speaker 2>are cool?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, light, this is like getting chocolate in my peanut butter. No,
<v Speaker 1>this is like getting peanut butter in my chocolate.
<v Speaker 2>Oh fucking shit. Canyons in a halo in the hospital
<v Speaker 2>and Canyon SA. Since I was thirteen, all I thought
<v Speaker 2>about was being in this business. But ever since that injury,
<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I don't think about wrestling anymore. You know,
<v Speaker 2>I've been healthy my whole life now, and now I
<v Speaker 2>have to hear doctors say it's not when I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>walk again, it's if I still want to wrestle, but
<v Speaker 2>my main goal is getting out of this bed and
<v Speaker 2>getting healthy again. Well, I mean, this is not a
<v Speaker 2>bad promo, not a bad angle. Uh, you know, but
<v Speaker 2>like when you have a halo I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>you guys are as familiar with the halo device here,
<v Speaker 2>but like you're not supposed to really be able to
<v Speaker 2>move your neck and like maybe I was watching this wrong,
<v Speaker 2>but I swear again just just moving his head around.
<v Speaker 1>JVL came to the ring with a halo device once.
<v Speaker 4>My hat on top of it. Yeah, on top of
<v Speaker 4>the halo.
<v Speaker 2>That fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we have the Mike Awesome town Hall. Mike
<v Speaker 1>Awesome comes out here in a halo device in a
<v Speaker 1>wheel chair.
<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, I didn't think this is gonna be like
<v Speaker 2>me laughing at all, but like Mike Awesome was just
<v Speaker 2>so bad at this.
<v Speaker 1>Great I think what I think? What what thing? What
<v Speaker 1>it is is that like Mike awesome, like genuinely thinks
<v Speaker 1>this is awesome. So like the way that he does
<v Speaker 1>this is so genuine that like I'm enthralled by it.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, ship, Like he's like really taking this
<v Speaker 1>series into it. Yeah, right, Angle, that's like the magic
<v Speaker 1>of wrestling, right is like, oh, this guy believes that ship.
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, I'm in let's let's go for it.
<v Speaker 2>So Mike got some wheels himself down in the wheelchair
<v Speaker 2>and the halo device and he says, has anyone seen
<v Speaker 2>my nurses because I need a spongebath and I can't
<v Speaker 2>locate him right now. He really driving home.
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm so hurt from being crippled. He just crippled.
<v Speaker 4>He stands up somewhere.
<v Speaker 2>He stands up, and Mark Mannen says, it's a miracle.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm so hurt from being crippled. And he just
<v Speaker 1>stands up about the wheelchair walks into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>So he gets in the ring still with the halo
<v Speaker 2>device on, and he says, you see, my name just
<v Speaker 2>happened to be Iron Sides Canyon And at the last
<v Speaker 2>pay per view. Mike Awesome, Well, he threw me off
<v Speaker 2>the top of that dribble teared cage and he ended
<v Speaker 2>my career all because I went out and I tried
<v Speaker 2>to help my good buddy, Diamond Dallas Page, Hey, hey,
<v Speaker 2>Diamond Dallas Page. The Wall's music is now playing as
<v Speaker 2>he's talking. They just cut him off, and Mike alsoin
<v Speaker 2>turns to the aisleway and says, oh my neck.
<v Speaker 1>He says that at the beginning of this two that
<v Speaker 1>was so funny. He steps in the ring. He says,
<v Speaker 1>my name is Irin sized Chris k and ah my neck.
<v Speaker 2>Hey dived dwn's page, ah my neck, And then the
<v Speaker 2>Wall comes out to his music. I just saw this
<v Speaker 2>guy with the table. He comes out tableless, and then
<v Speaker 2>Mike also starts kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 1>And he's not in business casual. He's just sending like
<v Speaker 1>regular clothes.
<v Speaker 2>Well he's not a walled out yet.
<v Speaker 1>I guess did regular wall had the this this casual
<v Speaker 1>white shirt with the black tie. He's just topping pants'.
<v Speaker 2>Kevin just look later like this is bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>I Mike Awesome kicks your fucking ass, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>So this is a table versus ambulance match.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Tony Shavani says this very nonchalantly, like this is like
<v Speaker 1>a normal thing that he sees very often. He said,
<v Speaker 1>this is a tables versus ambulance match, and then that's it.
<v Speaker 1>We move on.
<v Speaker 2>So I thought it was like you have to put
<v Speaker 2>somebody through a table and then put them in the ambulance,
<v Speaker 2>like you're putting them to the table. Make you eligible
<v Speaker 2>for putting them in the ambulance.
<v Speaker 4>That's actually a good stip.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like that.
<v Speaker 2>Well that's not what this is. This is it's a
<v Speaker 2>table match, and then it's an ambulance match, and the
<v Speaker 2>table match ends when a guy goes through a table,
<v Speaker 2>and then there's really no Reprecautionisy like, this doesn't matter.
<v Speaker 1>It's not like we get like a finish, you know,
<v Speaker 1>it's just kind of whatever. The Wall runs into the
<v Speaker 1>ring and Mike Awesome hot starts on him. Mike Awesome
<v Speaker 1>hits a line, but Wall reverses a whip and then
<v Speaker 1>hits a big boot and power slam.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Wall hits it with a running world's Strongest slam.
<v Speaker 2>It was like Oklahoma Stampede style, except World's Strongest slams.
<v Speaker 1>From the corner.
<v Speaker 2>Wow. That was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So the Wall goes to give him ten punches,
<v Speaker 1>but Mike Awesome low blows them and goes for the
<v Speaker 1>awesome bomb. Yes, Wall gets down and then runs at
<v Speaker 1>Mike Awesome and then Mike Awesome back body drops him
<v Speaker 1>over the top rope through a fucking table.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, this table explodes, like this is too big of
<v Speaker 2>a guy to be taking a bump like that. Good
<v Speaker 2>for him for taking it, because that's it.
<v Speaker 1>Awesome committed him crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, dude, he was fully in that ship exploded and
<v Speaker 2>then he stood right up.
<v Speaker 4>Well I could not believe that, like not even it
<v Speaker 4>was like one of the coolest table breaks ever. And
<v Speaker 4>then he just stands up, immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Stands up, and Mike Alsome is the refs raising Mike
<v Speaker 2>Alsam's arm because he wins. And then the Wall attacks
<v Speaker 2>him from behind and kicks his ass and the match
<v Speaker 2>continues and then they fight up the ramp.
<v Speaker 1>Is the match continuing or did or was it like
<v Speaker 1>either you put someone through a table or you put
<v Speaker 1>him in an ambulance?
<v Speaker 2>Was that I think?
<v Speaker 4>Because when they're playing the music right after he goes
<v Speaker 4>to the table, is that.
<v Speaker 2>Tony remember that? I don't know. I don't think they do.
<v Speaker 2>And that's why I thought of the match didn't end
<v Speaker 2>Tony because they didn't play music.
<v Speaker 4>Well, they don't explain it, and it doesn't really matter.
<v Speaker 1>Start calling singles matches, pinfall versus submission matches.
<v Speaker 2>Like, whoever like the first to do one of them,
<v Speaker 2>Let's just do one on them. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>My my brain went through like six stages of what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck in a row right here?
<v Speaker 2>I still don't know what it is.
<v Speaker 1>I guess it would be like I'm talking about the table.
<v Speaker 1>Like the table, yes, I mean you have to see this.
<v Speaker 1>The wall goes all the way like he takes it.
<v Speaker 1>He takes it like feet up. So I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 1>that's like fucking insane what he just did. And I
<v Speaker 1>wrote down here, Wow, he went to that fucking table
<v Speaker 1>that looked insane. Wall took that so gnarly. Mike awt
<v Speaker 1>some wins the bell rings. I guess it was a
<v Speaker 1>tables match. The walk gets up immediately because he's impervious
<v Speaker 1>to pain from tables.
<v Speaker 2>Is that his thing? That's his thing is he's impervious
<v Speaker 2>to page get hurt? This man, oh man, what I
<v Speaker 2>want to superpower?
<v Speaker 1>That's like the only thing my brain could like conjure
<v Speaker 1>up was that? Oh he must be impervious to table pain.
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's fucking I think he just didn't want
<v Speaker 2>to sell.
<v Speaker 4>He thinks he's bro.
<v Speaker 1>He told that that Mike Oss, and he said, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'll take the table thing, but I'm impervious to table pains.
<v Speaker 1>I just get up.
<v Speaker 2>Mike sounds right, Mike.
<v Speaker 1>It's like Taz like he can't get Poldra. You know,
<v Speaker 1>it's just like whatever.
<v Speaker 2>You can't bower bum kidman. So like, yeah, heard this
<v Speaker 2>guy at the table, so even better. So like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>wall takes is normally bump no cells attacks might call them.
<v Speaker 2>They fight up the ramp to make things even better.
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm hearing Shane Douglas's music again, and Douglas comes on,
<v Speaker 2>hits the wall with a lead pipe in the back,
<v Speaker 2>and then in his head.
<v Speaker 1>There's like a whole another like we're just like at
<v Speaker 1>the half Whenever you think it's about end, we're just
<v Speaker 1>at the halfway point.
<v Speaker 4>That's some more Lass Russo swerve for you. He just
<v Speaker 4>gets you. Every time he gets you.
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. I mean, shout out the wall. He went
<v Speaker 1>for it. I give him that.
<v Speaker 4>If it was WF they would have replayed it like
<v Speaker 4>seventeen times and showed him going to the table the
<v Speaker 4>show Tony. Yeah, no, I never seen this before in
<v Speaker 4>my life either, and.
<v Speaker 1>Like I thought, wow, that was cool.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then it didn't matter at all. So they
<v Speaker 2>kicked the walls ass. They drag him to the backstage
<v Speaker 2>to the ambulance because they're gonna put the wall in
<v Speaker 2>the ambulance, and then d DP jumps out of the
<v Speaker 2>back of the ambulance and attacks Shane Douglas and Mike
<v Speaker 2>Astain with a chair. Now, lets we forget that DDP
<v Speaker 2>arrived earlier in a car with a bunch of the boys,
<v Speaker 2>So like, what did he just get into the ambulance?
<v Speaker 1>Was now, Well, Mike Austin just drove it in.
<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, he was there the whole time, or what.
<v Speaker 2>He was there? He went and actually found Mike Austin
<v Speaker 2>driving it and jumped to the back.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he has to he has to get his get
<v Speaker 1>back for his boy Chris Kenyon.
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, and he he does so by throwing Mike
<v Speaker 2>Austo into the back of the ambulance so he can
<v Speaker 2>go to the hospital and get taken care of.
<v Speaker 1>Driving this Mike.
<v Speaker 2>He throws them through the back and Mike appears in
<v Speaker 2>the front seat and drives away.
<v Speaker 1>What do he have, Like, why did he drive it in?
<v Speaker 1>If someone was there to drive it, why did he
<v Speaker 1>drive it in?
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's a great fucking thing.
<v Speaker 1>Also, franchise in awesome take the wall up to the
<v Speaker 1>to the ramp in the back and they're going to
<v Speaker 1>the ambulance and they say, do the ambulance.
<v Speaker 2>Right, super matter of fact.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, so DDP hits Mike Gostain with the chair.
<v Speaker 1>They drive away. The wall is now beating up franchise.
<v Speaker 2>That's just still happening. So like this segment, doesn't it
<v Speaker 2>is They showed two different camera angles because the ambulance
<v Speaker 2>leading the building and then we go back and the
<v Speaker 2>walls throwing shanduglets into a pillar.
<v Speaker 1>I love this whole this whole thing. I mean, this
<v Speaker 1>is fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>So the wall has Shane Douglas on the ground and
<v Speaker 2>he's throttling them and he says, I'll kill you, and
<v Speaker 2>then the segment ends like we could know.
<v Speaker 1>I'll kill you. He is literally gooseling him on the ground.
<v Speaker 1>D P is still like right here if he wants
<v Speaker 1>to jump in or anything.
<v Speaker 2>That's fine.
<v Speaker 1>You know my favorite, you know, my favorite part about
<v Speaker 1>this is so we have all these guys, Mike Austin's
<v Speaker 1>going to the hospital, fucking DDPS, getting ready for his
<v Speaker 1>match the wall franchise whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Course.
<v Speaker 1>So anyways, like every single one of these guys is
<v Speaker 1>now in different attire on the next segment carrying a casket.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he got to put on their funeral tire.
<v Speaker 1>Mike Awesome just got out of the ambulance, different outfit,
<v Speaker 1>help carry the casket. Cut it cuts from the wall.
<v Speaker 1>Literally fucking Homer simpsoning fucking franchise and then he's just
<v Speaker 1>carrying this casket.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, someone's gotta do it.
<v Speaker 1>There is just no continuity at all. There's not even
<v Speaker 1>any thought going on at all. Dude, literally franchise Awesome
<v Speaker 1>and the new Bletter carrying a casket, and we just
<v Speaker 1>saw all these guys fucking just like die. Dude. I
<v Speaker 1>went back.
<v Speaker 4>I had to go back because I was I to
<v Speaker 4>get that picture of Mike Assom driving the ambulance. And
<v Speaker 4>then I realized that he was wearing the halo in the.
<v Speaker 2>What look?
<v Speaker 4>I said, the picture over fucking I wanted to see
<v Speaker 4>thee I was like, holy ship, the ambulance God. And
<v Speaker 4>then he came. Then he wheelchaired himself down of the ring.
<v Speaker 4>After this, oh, this is so fun.
<v Speaker 2>Due Mike Awesome is on the show getting with Halo.
<v Speaker 2>Think of fucking anything, no thought in anything. I'm sending
<v Speaker 2>this to Beefy, no context.
<v Speaker 1>So after this segment, franchise Awesome in the new bleadder
<v Speaker 1>carrying the casket. Uh, and miss Liz is laughing and
<v Speaker 1>Russo tells to take her away.
<v Speaker 2>Get her out of here. Truck plombo in gear by
<v Speaker 2>the way, and then we see him get an outfit.
<v Speaker 1>He sent his lex Luger outfit. Yeah. So Norman Smiley
<v Speaker 1>and Ralphus are here washing the filth the Animal's car
<v Speaker 1>with the paint that they got replaced with earlier.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Ralphus dumps the bucket on the hood and white
<v Speaker 2>paints all over it, and Norman's money says this doesn't
<v Speaker 2>look good Ralphis, and Ralphas says, come on, is that
<v Speaker 2>good stuff? Soap? It's soap, get working, let's go. He's
<v Speaker 2>just rubbing paint into the hood of his fucking car.
<v Speaker 2>This is like and.
<v Speaker 4>Dude on commentary, they like, don't give a fuck of it, Like,
<v Speaker 4>do you know Tony's fine? I guess we're washing the car.
<v Speaker 4>Like he doesn't give a shit about this. They're like,
<v Speaker 4>was that white stuff? And they're like, I guess that
<v Speaker 4>was soap? I don't know. They like they didn't even
<v Speaker 4>understand that it was paint on comments because they don't
<v Speaker 4>give a shit about this car wash thing, so they
<v Speaker 4>just like checked out.
<v Speaker 2>The two biggest overarching angles on this show are the
<v Speaker 2>Rig Flair funeral and Ralphs and Norman Smiley gonna watch
<v Speaker 2>his car.
<v Speaker 4>They're like, is that soap? I guess it's white soap?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Whatever, Yeah it is.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the Rick Flair funeral.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the funeral of Ric Flair. They play
<v Speaker 2>the Evil Funeral March music, and Russo walks out with
<v Speaker 2>David Flair. Russo has the world title, of course. The
<v Speaker 2>caskets at ringside R and B.
<v Speaker 4>Of course, of course he would have the world title.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, of course. So Russo gets in the ring with
<v Speaker 2>a mic and he says, deadly beloved, we are gathered
<v Speaker 2>here to lay to celebrate the death out of career
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flair. Please roll the footage. So they, of course
<v Speaker 2>didn't see it earlier, so they show last Wednesday on Thunder,
<v Speaker 2>Charles Robinson's helping flare up the Rampanty collapses has a
<v Speaker 2>brain iners him. Russo says, is that dumb most pathetic
<v Speaker 2>thing you ever saw?
<v Speaker 4>Or what?
<v Speaker 2>Now? I got one thing to say. All you people
<v Speaker 2>here can let that be on your head because I
<v Speaker 2>tried to do the right thing. I told her Flair
<v Speaker 2>he was too damn old to compete, and look what
<v Speaker 2>happened in front of the entire world. Our man had
<v Speaker 2>our brain aneurysm. And Tony Chevanni immediately says, we don't
<v Speaker 2>know that short. I don't think so honestly, and Russo says,
<v Speaker 2>the only shame of this is that is David could
<v Speaker 2>not retire his father at that great American bash, and
<v Speaker 2>the crowd chances Russo sucks, and Russo says, no, you people,
<v Speaker 2>and Russo's says, I'll tell you what. Russo may suck,
<v Speaker 2>but Russo's got that w CW title, doesnty And it's
<v Speaker 2>time for Russo to give that belt back to its
<v Speaker 2>proper owner, the once again ww World Champion, the chosen one,
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Jarrett. So at this point, I'm like Okay, I
<v Speaker 2>thought that this was like they stole the title and
<v Speaker 2>they're just being assholes and they're like parading around. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>jarrets like right, it's just like, hey, Jared's fucking champion
<v Speaker 2>because he has the physical belt and Flair will be
<v Speaker 2>here and you, yeah, fucking get this back. Jared poses
<v Speaker 2>with the belt and he says he's finally got the
<v Speaker 2>belt and once again proven he's the chosen one. And
<v Speaker 2>then Russo takes the mic back and says, don't say
<v Speaker 2>Vince Russo doesn't have a hard because remember this, he
<v Speaker 2>has the role x that earlier we saw him throw
<v Speaker 2>into the casket. But it doesn't matter. I will do
<v Speaker 2>the right thing and I will bury Rick Flair's role
<v Speaker 2>x with his career. Thank you. So he rolls out
<v Speaker 2>of the ring and goes over the casket and he
<v Speaker 2>opens up the lid and he he doesn't just put
<v Speaker 2>the role x inside. He starts digging inside of the
<v Speaker 2>fucking casket. I guess for this spot, but it just
<v Speaker 2>looks ridiculous. And even more ridiculous is it's not Rick
<v Speaker 2>Flair that is here to save this. Kevin Nash's big
<v Speaker 2>ass reaches out and gouseles Russo and shoves him, climbs
<v Speaker 2>out of the casket. R and B security just watch
<v Speaker 2>him walk into the ring and then he kicks David
<v Speaker 2>Flair and fucking Jared's ass, takes the world title, tells
<v Speaker 2>Russo to suck it, and leaves.
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash is the ghost of Rick Flair's career.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck does that mean?
<v Speaker 4>What does due the funniest ship ever? Up close on
<v Speaker 4>Russo like digging in the casket, pulling it up. So
<v Speaker 4>thats is.
<v Speaker 2>Like stuck under whatever he can't get out. Help, Hey brother,
<v Speaker 2>I'm stuck out here. This isn't.
<v Speaker 4>Stink comes up.
<v Speaker 2>That's more like nonchalant, careless about getting into the ring
<v Speaker 2>and bumping these dudes around and taking the title.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, no urgency, Yeah, like no, it didn't mean
<v Speaker 4>any Yeah yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So he takes the world title. So now Nash is
<v Speaker 2>what I thought in possession of the world title.
<v Speaker 4>Possession is nine tenths of the law or whatever they say.
<v Speaker 4>That's what they say, don't they say that?
<v Speaker 2>Criminals say that.
<v Speaker 1>You know. So we go backstage, Russo, Jared and David
<v Speaker 1>are here.
<v Speaker 2>And they're with the new w CW interviewer. It's Pamela
<v Speaker 2>Paul's shock. They don't say that until later, but I
<v Speaker 2>guess this is her debut here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why did they Why did they not say? I
<v Speaker 1>actually loved this. Russo Jared David, he says, who are you?
<v Speaker 2>She tries to ask them a question I've never seen,
<v Speaker 2>and Russell Greb's like, who are you? And he tries
<v Speaker 2>talking to Kevin Ash. You've got Jared's belt. You got
<v Speaker 2>forty five minutes to give it back, because if you
<v Speaker 2>don't tonight, you and Jared no holds bad and we'll
<v Speaker 2>take it from you, you big goof again. I'm like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna have a faux match for the possession of
<v Speaker 2>the title if Nash doesn't give it back. I understand,
<v Speaker 2>that's fine. I can I can see this, no problem.
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the clock and I go, wait a minute.
<v Speaker 1>We have forty five more minutes on this show. I
<v Speaker 1>feel like I've watched like six fucking shows.
<v Speaker 4>Literally has been a lifetime.
<v Speaker 2>Every WW show from this era feels like three hours.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, like we still have ninety segments left.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck.
<v Speaker 1>So, now we have the Scott Steinertown Hall, Yes we do.
<v Speaker 1>So Scott Steiner comes out. He has the freaks all
<v Speaker 1>dressed up in Michigan cheerleader outfits, because well we're in Michigan,
<v Speaker 1>of course, and you know, Scott Steider went to the
<v Speaker 1>greatest university of all time, Michigan.
<v Speaker 2>So or is he like to say, Michigan.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Steiner, of course, grabs a mic, and the crowd
<v Speaker 1>readily prepares for what is likely the best night of
<v Speaker 1>their entire lives. Scott Seiner says, you know, it's always
<v Speaker 1>great to come back to the neighborhood because right here,
<v Speaker 1>Michigan is where I just started taking my freaks the exstacy,
<v Speaker 1>and right down on the road, right next to University
<v Speaker 1>of Michigan, I've ran plenty of women's hand in between
<v Speaker 1>the sheets. I proven that I was a superman.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what that fucking meant, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that first, just the first bar there was crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I had to started taking my freaks the extasy. He
<v Speaker 1>then goes on to say, and all my freaks know
<v Speaker 1>when the dark side of the moon raises, the flip
<v Speaker 1>side of big bad booty Daddy comes out, and that's
<v Speaker 1>all about love, taste and touch what and all my
<v Speaker 1>freaks know that there's nothing finer than doing the sixty
<v Speaker 1>niner with Scott Steiner. Yeah, so this goes to all
<v Speaker 1>my freaks out there. Big Papa Pump is your hookup
<v Speaker 1>holler if you hear me.
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, wow, that was a great promom.
<v Speaker 1>Now it was no secret, dude, I was.
<v Speaker 2>I was.
<v Speaker 1>Now it's no secret. And I was born with a
<v Speaker 1>wild hair up my ass. And my friends have always
<v Speaker 1>told me, you're out of control and you lack discipline
<v Speaker 1>and one day you might end up in jail.
<v Speaker 2>Why.
<v Speaker 1>I've been through the cell and I've been through hell,
<v Speaker 1>but the bottom line is I've always survived. So from
<v Speaker 1>now on, where I go to cell goes, a hell
<v Speaker 1>comes with me.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. That was a hard line. Where I go, the
<v Speaker 2>cell goes and the hell and hell comes. When I
<v Speaker 2>was like, wow, that's like pretty cool, Like that's a
<v Speaker 2>cool Like.
<v Speaker 1>Now, if you look up you see the asylum. It's
<v Speaker 1>really easy to get in, but to get out you
<v Speaker 1>gotta say I quit. Now there's two people I want
<v Speaker 1>to see face the genetic freak and that's my brother
<v Speaker 1>and that's Tank Abbot. Get your ass out here right now,
<v Speaker 1>which one dude?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I was like I first wrote down Scott seinerss
<v Speaker 2>Rick Signer, and Tank Abbot. Then I said, okay, there
<v Speaker 2>is no fucking tag gabbit here. The line where he
<v Speaker 2>says where I go to the cell, goes and help
<v Speaker 2>comes with me, I was like, Oh, that's a fucking
<v Speaker 2>like that's a cool line. I didn't know. He literally
<v Speaker 2>meant like that's how he's setting up this match. Like
<v Speaker 2>now he has a cage that's always there when he's.
<v Speaker 4>There, not bad, not bad.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I gotta give it to him here. He
<v Speaker 1>had a lot to say always does. I mean, this
<v Speaker 1>is his this is his home college town, right, so
<v Speaker 1>why not give it to him here? And of course,
<v Speaker 1>I mean we already knew that what this match was
<v Speaker 1>and it was coming. Yeah, I mean Scott Steiner actually
<v Speaker 1>had like an extended everybody knew that.
<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows what somebody don't want to know about the Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>So it is an asylum match. It is a it's
<v Speaker 2>a cage circular style that fits inside the ring and
<v Speaker 2>there's no door. So the only way to get out
<v Speaker 2>of this cage is steer. So eloquently put it is,
<v Speaker 2>does say I quit?
<v Speaker 1>You're coming up with like stipulations that like don't matter.
<v Speaker 1>This company doesn't care there, what do you mean? It
<v Speaker 1>could be pinned submission, I quit, we could throw it out.
<v Speaker 2>Who gives There's a good chance that they would have
<v Speaker 2>done a pinfull match if they didn't have another stipulation
<v Speaker 2>that's written into every match here where a guy has
<v Speaker 2>to come out and glumps the body.
<v Speaker 1>That has happened, please, So Scott Steiner versus Rick Steiner
<v Speaker 1>in the asylum. Steiner attacks Rick as soon as he
<v Speaker 1>gets in the ring. The asylum cage has not dropped yet.
<v Speaker 1>No Rick is attacking Scottie. He hits a belly to
<v Speaker 1>belly as the asylum cage drops.
<v Speaker 2>It's a fucking bird cage, Like this is ridiculous looking.
<v Speaker 4>It is a birdcage.
<v Speaker 1>You're in and they try to explain the rules here
<v Speaker 1>as the cage drops where you have to give up
<v Speaker 1>or you're knocked unconscious. So it's like submission or TKO
<v Speaker 1>or ko whatever. Right, So Steiner throws Rick into the
<v Speaker 1>asylum cage and surprisingly it didn't crash and fall and
<v Speaker 1>fall into the crowd.
<v Speaker 2>I thought this thing was gonna be built like shit
<v Speaker 2>and like someone was going through and he was gonna
<v Speaker 2>ruin the angle, like ruin the stipulation immediately. I guess
<v Speaker 2>I should have known that they were just gonna ruin
<v Speaker 2>it immediately.
<v Speaker 1>Instead, Steiner hits a belly to belly where he just
<v Speaker 1>fucking tosses Rick.
<v Speaker 2>I mean Rick, sandbag the shit out of him, like
<v Speaker 2>wanted to do that for he.
<v Speaker 1>Got as close to the cage as he could and
<v Speaker 1>he just had off fucking I'm throwing you. Scott hits
<v Speaker 1>an overhead bellied belly to a big pop. Scott puts
<v Speaker 1>in the Steiner recliner, but then Goldberg's music hits Goldberg. Well,
<v Speaker 1>it cuts backstays to Doug Dillinger and R and B
<v Speaker 1>security at a locker room door, and if you squinch
<v Speaker 1>your eyes and you look real close, that locker room
<v Speaker 1>door reads tank Berg.
<v Speaker 2>It is tank Berg, and the Doug Dillinger knocks on
<v Speaker 2>the door and out comes Tank Abbott with wirecutters. So yes,
<v Speaker 2>he does the fucking vagsage entrance. Scott is he has
<v Speaker 2>Rick in the Steiner recliner forever, like he's staring at
<v Speaker 2>the aisleway. Nobody's coming out and he still has Rick
<v Speaker 2>in this move Like this match could have just ended
<v Speaker 2>here but no, Tankberg comes out and I know it's
<v Speaker 2>Tankberg because the nameplate comes up and it says Tankberger.
<v Speaker 1>They hate Goldberg man, like they hate this guy.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, as James said, he tries to cut the
<v Speaker 2>fencing here. It doesn't work, so he throws it on
<v Speaker 2>the floor.
<v Speaker 1>I love how he tries it. An Toni Shavanni is like,
<v Speaker 1>he's only fucking tried twice.
<v Speaker 2>Not really a great attempt, You're right. So tank Abbot
<v Speaker 2>goes into you know, his second plant here, which is
<v Speaker 2>to walk over to the man with the box, which
<v Speaker 2>is the box that controls lifting and lowering the asylum cage,
<v Speaker 2>which is referee Mickey J. And tank Abbot and his
<v Speaker 2>wisdom walks over and punches Mickey J. In the veas
<v Speaker 2>and commentary, I swear to God says he dicked Mickey J.
<v Speaker 2>So tank Abbott now has the asylum box and he
<v Speaker 2>raises the asylum and per tradition, tank Abbot gets in
<v Speaker 2>and he glombs a man. He takes out Scott Steiner
<v Speaker 2>and they start kicking Scott Steiner's ass.
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash comes down here with the world title like
<v Speaker 1>how many, I mean, how many angles can one guy
<v Speaker 1>fucking have dude.
<v Speaker 2>He comes out, doesn't care, non schalot world title, hits
<v Speaker 2>Rick and Tank Abbot with the world title. Then Rick
<v Speaker 2>and Tank Abbitt just leave.
<v Speaker 1>So Russo is here with a Yankee shirt and he's
<v Speaker 1>watching what happened on the monitor with Jeff Jarrett. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>fuck the Yankees. Having a Yankee shirt on on Turner
<v Speaker 1>networking should get you fired immediately.
<v Speaker 2>I agree. And you ain't as as anti braves as
<v Speaker 2>I am. I agree with you.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on, man, like they were calling that ship
<v Speaker 1>Turner Field that this was real ship back.
<v Speaker 2>Gun, stop playing like I mean, like, yeah, fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>That wasn't even the heat from the crowd. That's heat.
<v Speaker 2>Like for the fucking what.
<v Speaker 1>You're looking at here is in l East Love, Like,
<v Speaker 1>fuck the Yankees, man, for real. Get the fuck out
<v Speaker 1>of here, man, get the fuck out of here. If
<v Speaker 1>you like the Yankees, fuck you man. I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 4>I apologize.
<v Speaker 1>So we got backstage. Pamela Paul's shock is here and
<v Speaker 1>she tells the camera that she is waiting for Kevin Nash.
<v Speaker 2>And she does. She literally stands there and waits for
<v Speaker 2>a second awkwardly, and then she turns, Hey, Kevin Nash,
<v Speaker 2>why'd you go out there and help Big Papa Bump
<v Speaker 2>and says you are who? And she says, I'm Pamela
<v Speaker 2>Paul Shock. So can you like you got an answer
<v Speaker 2>from me? And Nash says are you single? And Pamela says,
<v Speaker 2>so could you like answer the question?
<v Speaker 4>Please study?
<v Speaker 2>Nash says Russo, it's real simple and easy man to find.
<v Speaker 2>You want this belt, Let's make a deal. I match tonight, Jared,
<v Speaker 2>you win, you go home the champ. I win. I'm
<v Speaker 2>the champ now again. I'm still like, okay, this has
<v Speaker 2>to be maybe he means like just like physically he's
<v Speaker 2>physically holding the title, like he's the holder of the
<v Speaker 2>title and he will be giving it to Ric Flair
<v Speaker 2>because Rick Flair never lost the title and like there's
<v Speaker 2>no why is Rick Flair not the champion.
<v Speaker 1>So Tony Schavanni says that our new backstage interviewer, her
<v Speaker 1>name is Pamela Paul Shock, and Mark Madden says that
<v Speaker 1>wasn't oakerland. Tony Shavanni says, right after this show, Western
<v Speaker 1>Conference finals are on between the Lakers and Trailblazers. Oh
<v Speaker 1>and Mark Madden says, go Shock, Shack Fu and Tony says, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>go ras Sheen. How about that shit turner Synergy.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if we mentioned it earlier, but yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so this nitro did start an hour earlier because of that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, basketball is hot right now. Shack's on a run.
<v Speaker 1>Shack changed basketball forever. They had to start changing out
<v Speaker 1>the hoops are she was breaking everything.
<v Speaker 2>Shacks changing WW two K forever. I mean his move's
<v Speaker 2>that's sick as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>And we move on to Chuck Palumbo versus DDP.
<v Speaker 2>So Chuck plumbos now dressed as the Total Package. He
<v Speaker 2>comes out with R and B security and they're forcing
<v Speaker 2>Elizabeth to come out here. And last Wednesday on Thunder,
<v Speaker 2>the Total Package the real One attack Chuck Plombo it's
<v Speaker 2>the gym and dumped a bunch of shit on him
<v Speaker 2>brotean powder or drink chake.
<v Speaker 1>So DDP and Chuck Palumbo go into an international. DDP
<v Speaker 1>hits a belly to belly for a two. He hits
<v Speaker 1>the discus line, but it cuts to Miss Liz's face
<v Speaker 1>all here as she's watching.
<v Speaker 2>DDP hits the punch combo that turns into the clothesline.
<v Speaker 2>He stands up and he yells bag motherfucker.
<v Speaker 4>Shit.
<v Speaker 1>So Palumba mule kicks DDP. I don't know why he
<v Speaker 1>didn't just cheat. Who gives a fuck? The ref doesn't care.
<v Speaker 2>You're well, we don't know that he doesn't care yet.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Well, technically the rule, what rules, whatever, doesn't matter.
<v Speaker 1>Chuck Plumba calls for Liz to give him a kiss,
<v Speaker 1>but she gets on the apron and smacks him in
<v Speaker 1>the face.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the only rule I know, James, is that somebody
<v Speaker 2>has to glomb this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Well, DDP rolls him up for a two. They double down.
<v Speaker 1>Kimberly comes down with a baseball bat, tells R and
<v Speaker 1>B security to back off, and then hits Liz in
<v Speaker 1>the back with the bat.
<v Speaker 2>It made a great sound too.
<v Speaker 1>DDP hits a Morishima. You're in agi here, but the
<v Speaker 1>ref isn't.
<v Speaker 2>Looking look fantastic.
<v Speaker 1>It cuts to the crowd. I can't believe what I'm
<v Speaker 1>seeing right now. It's Mike Awesome with the halo.
<v Speaker 2>I wish he would have ran out with it on.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I don't know, Like they really really needed
<v Speaker 2>to drive home the point that Michael Awesome like crippled canyon,
<v Speaker 2>so he has to run around with a funk, like
<v Speaker 2>there's foam in the halo device to keep it in
<v Speaker 2>one piece, because it's not one piece, like it's a
<v Speaker 2>fucking big thing. So it's it's funny.
<v Speaker 4>He's carrying it in his hands like he's not wearing
<v Speaker 4>or he's just like holding it as like.
<v Speaker 2>Like he's it's a mercy.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like the Rocks Giant Book or something.
<v Speaker 2>He struggles to get in the ring because it's so
<v Speaker 2>fucking awkward, and then he hits DDP with the halo,
<v Speaker 2>which knocks DDP out. How the fun did you get
<v Speaker 2>back from the ambulance?
<v Speaker 1>Now that's some fucking heat. And then he actually wrote
<v Speaker 1>on here, Yeah, I wrote on I guess the ambulance
<v Speaker 1>just brought him back.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it would have been even funnier if it cut
<v Speaker 2>to the back and he was pulling back up with
<v Speaker 2>the halo on. It's just the same ring.
<v Speaker 1>It's just the same scene as it was earlier, coming back.
<v Speaker 1>It's like a Parridger's episode. It's just the same fucking scene.
<v Speaker 2>That would fucking awesome, Dude.
<v Speaker 1>I would use that clip forever. I would have him
<v Speaker 1>arrive in.
<v Speaker 2>Every week like here he is?
<v Speaker 1>Is that Mike awesome?
<v Speaker 4>It is.
<v Speaker 2>They gotta at least do it for three weeks like
<v Speaker 2>uh Rita on the bike in the sky style. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>never talk about it.
<v Speaker 1>So Plumbo puts DDP in the torture rack, and the
<v Speaker 1>ref calls for the bell. Seeing Plumbo do the torture
<v Speaker 1>rack makes it like so obvious, how awesome Luger's torture
<v Speaker 1>rack is.
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking like night and day, like this wasn't bad, like,
<v Speaker 2>but it's just not the rack. This is a torture rack.
<v Speaker 1>It's not the rack, right right, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Different, dude, Yeah, he puts him in the fucking torture rack.
<v Speaker 2>The referee, like you said, he rings for the bell,
<v Speaker 2>but the ref is like the reference calling for the
<v Speaker 2>bell as he's stepping back into the ring, like he
<v Speaker 2>doesn't even look like he just stop fucking. He must
<v Speaker 2>be out fuck this guy, Yeah, calls for the bell.
<v Speaker 2>Then Luger comes down to ringside to check on Elizabeth,
<v Speaker 2>who's been laid out with a baseball bat. Chuck Plumbo
<v Speaker 2>and Mike Alsom are kicking the shit out of DDP
<v Speaker 2>and Lex. Luger is conflicted because why is he conflicted? Why?
<v Speaker 2>Like Elizabeth, what's gonna fucking happen. She's laid out. She's like,
<v Speaker 2>just DDP is gonna get fucking killed in here. And
<v Speaker 2>then when Lex finally does get it, like go, He's like,
<v Speaker 2>fucking I'll get in there. Kimberly grabs his leg and
<v Speaker 2>then Chuck Plumbo hits him in the face with the.
<v Speaker 9>Lex flexer, the legs flexer, of course, dude, I mean
<v Speaker 9>he fucking legs Luger up.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. He nails him with that fucking thing too, which
<v Speaker 2>is like, like you gotta it made a cool sound too,
<v Speaker 2>but like, yeah, like I was like, dude, Lex, what
<v Speaker 2>are you doing? Buddy's just watching. It's not even he's
<v Speaker 2>not doing anything to help Elizabeth. He's just kneeling by
<v Speaker 2>her and watching DVP the fuck buddy.
<v Speaker 1>So a man runs down and they immediately cover Luger's
<v Speaker 1>face to the towel on the ground. He's bleeding. Apparently
<v Speaker 1>we don't really see that. Yeah, Well, Terry Taylor and
<v Speaker 1>Reed Flair walk into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Well find out what twelve year old Reed Flair is
<v Speaker 2>doing here?
<v Speaker 1>All right, he's kicking somebody's ass.
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't give a fuck what he's doing here.
<v Speaker 4>Like thing already happened. Like, I don't care hu ship.
<v Speaker 1>Well DDP is here with the E M T. S.
<v Speaker 1>As they have Lex Luger on the gurney into the
<v Speaker 1>ambulance and he's bleeding from the face and he has
<v Speaker 1>a towel covering his face.
<v Speaker 2>Sting here, I don't I don't remember Sting being here.
<v Speaker 1>That's his boy. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Well? Sting's gotta get ready for his.
<v Speaker 1>Where's that at?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, whatever was happening.
<v Speaker 1>It was the what he was supposed to have with
<v Speaker 1>Reid Flair. They nixed it the last second, So now
<v Speaker 1>it's time for the Reid Flair town hall.
<v Speaker 2>How's that well?
<v Speaker 1>Reid calls out his brother David.
<v Speaker 2>They come out to Rick Flair's theme, Well, who the
<v Speaker 2>fuck like, you can't just come in here and do
<v Speaker 2>as you want, kid, You can't have this song.
<v Speaker 1>Well, his father's had a brain aneurysm, so he's taking
<v Speaker 1>that song.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, reads in the ring and Terry Taylor's holding the
<v Speaker 2>mic for him and he says. Reid says, there's something
<v Speaker 2>really poorn I need to say, so David, will you
<v Speaker 2>please come out here? So David Flair and Daphne come out.
<v Speaker 2>Daphne has the Rick Flair wrestling buddy, and he gets
<v Speaker 2>in the ring and read says, you know, David, if
<v Speaker 2>there's anything, I said, it's my fault and I'm sorry,
<v Speaker 2>and you know me and Ashley and Mom needs you
<v Speaker 2>and especially Dad needs you. And David Flair starts fucking
<v Speaker 2>flip and I says, Dad, where's Dad? You know what
<v Speaker 2>he's you know what he's like when he's not home.
<v Speaker 2>And Terry Taylor says, come on, man, David struck the
<v Speaker 2>fuck up and he pushes Terry Taylor and then Daphne
<v Speaker 2>breaks a Statue of Liberty statue over the back of
<v Speaker 2>Terry Taylor's head because of course they got that in
<v Speaker 2>New York and we saw that segment.
<v Speaker 4>Did that segment?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I also remember that. Dude, that's so funny, but
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was damn Dafne hits him in the
<v Speaker 1>back of the head. I said, what the fuck was that?
<v Speaker 1>I'm the first either and Mark Madden says, that's that
<v Speaker 1>infernal statue of liberty. I said, infernal statue of Liberty.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's the statue of liberty, of pain.
<v Speaker 1>Of despair.
<v Speaker 2>So they break this ship over Terry Taylor's head. Then
<v Speaker 2>David Flair starts pushing Read around and he's pushing him,
<v Speaker 2>and read Flair winds up and kicks David Flair on
<v Speaker 2>the balls and then he spears him and I'm like,
<v Speaker 2>oh fuck, little man's God moves. Then he puts David
<v Speaker 2>Flair on a side headlock, and David Flair to get
<v Speaker 2>out of this elbows out, which I thought was fucking
<v Speaker 2>tremendous by the way that he didn't like try to
<v Speaker 2>pick him off to move him. He elbowed out, just
<v Speaker 2>like anyone would in wrestling in his side headlock. So
<v Speaker 2>David elbows out. He pushes Red down and he grabs
<v Speaker 2>his leg and I said, oh my god. And then
<v Speaker 2>David Flair puts twelve year old Red Flair in the
<v Speaker 2>figure four and he has the mic and he says.
<v Speaker 1>You gonna give up, and then Doug Dillinger and the
<v Speaker 1>stooges come in and break it off. It did seem
<v Speaker 1>like that, dude, they crossed the line.
<v Speaker 2>They well they had enough. Hey, you fucking like.
<v Speaker 1>Terry Taylor has not moved.
<v Speaker 2>He got statue to liberty.
<v Speaker 1>The infernal Statue of Liberty of the Despair gets time.
<v Speaker 2>David putting Red in the figure flour was fantastic. I
<v Speaker 2>enjoy it. Like this is all fucking stupid, but I
<v Speaker 2>did enjoy this.
<v Speaker 1>So it's time for Vampiro versus Hull Cogan.
<v Speaker 2>How's that?
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe we're watching Vampiro brother, Like.
<v Speaker 2>This is crazy, Okay, James, I swear to fucking god.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Vampire's coming. I'm right now because I
<v Speaker 2>didn't know it was a Hogan match. And what I
<v Speaker 2>fucking hear Hogan's music fucking play. I wrote all caps,
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, Hogan versus Vampire.
<v Speaker 1>So Vampiro comes out here with a gasoline branded gasoline canister.
<v Speaker 2>And a torg.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's ready to kill this guy.
<v Speaker 2>He's preparing to kill whole cogin. He's letting him on fire.
<v Speaker 1>He's willing to do what needs to be done, which
<v Speaker 1>you were all afraid to do.
<v Speaker 2>He's stepping up for the new blood. You don't fucking
<v Speaker 2>you don't foom in my fucking company, this guy.
<v Speaker 1>So it shows the ropes lit up from thunder. They
<v Speaker 1>showed the right one, so it looked awesome.
<v Speaker 2>It did look cool.
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro's story is available in the BCW magazine. He was
<v Speaker 1>in the war like the one that, yeah, the same
<v Speaker 1>one active deployment. So there is a guy in the
<v Speaker 1>crowd of a sign that says Hogan the real game.
<v Speaker 2>Oh hell yeah, brother, the real triple A Hollywood all forever.
<v Speaker 1>When a shot the undisputed title and then Hogan beat
<v Speaker 1>him immediately.
<v Speaker 2>For it, it was very fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Give me that ship, dude.
<v Speaker 6>Okay, let me show you how real politics works, brother, Yeah,
<v Speaker 6>let me show you how to play the game for real.
<v Speaker 2>Brother.
<v Speaker 1>So Hogan comes out here with the weight belt and
<v Speaker 1>he also has a pants belt on with a big
<v Speaker 1>dark backer. He has a big shirt. Here's a big shirt.
<v Speaker 1>There says a few NB and there's three Juggalos that
<v Speaker 1>love this a lot.
<v Speaker 2>I will say that the crowd was like on their
<v Speaker 2>feet for the whole match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, I mean hul Cogan is still a star.
<v Speaker 1>I'm I mean like at this point in two thousand, also,
<v Speaker 1>man like for fucking two hours, most of the time,
<v Speaker 1>you're looking at like, you know, just the worst shit ever,
<v Speaker 1>So like you're begging for whole Cogan. At this point,
<v Speaker 1>Someone's finally overs on the show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, someone I care about.
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro hot starts on Hogan he hits a spin kick,
<v Speaker 1>and I believe Hogan said, that's the end of that.
<v Speaker 1>You will not be doing any other moves to me,
<v Speaker 1>just so you know. So Vampiro chops Hogan to the
<v Speaker 1>outside and hits a double sledge off the apron. Vampiro
<v Speaker 1>throws Hogan into the guard rail and hits him with
<v Speaker 1>a chair. There is no ringside audio here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't know. I was like, did they bump
<v Speaker 2>into something that, like the crowd mic and fuck it
<v Speaker 2>up here or what because it disappears.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very weird. Also no rules or whatever. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know either. Oh well, oh you know,
<v Speaker 2>we get to it soon. Oh my god, this is
<v Speaker 2>where they explained it. Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, which is I mean, I'm glad that finally did.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan hits Vampiro with a chair and walks him down,
<v Speaker 1>punches them over the announced table, then flips over the
<v Speaker 1>announced table. Hogan then takes off his belt.
<v Speaker 9>Number one wrote number one.
<v Speaker 1>He starts whipping Vampio with it.
<v Speaker 2>That's brother, bitch, Yeah, I mean he's whipping the shit
<v Speaker 2>out of him too with the weight belt and his
<v Speaker 2>belt and his pants are still staying up of course, right.
<v Speaker 1>He thought about this before he came out.
<v Speaker 2>We was gonna catch me with my ass olt, dude.
<v Speaker 1>So this is where they explain the rules of WCWS.
<v Speaker 2>This is exciting.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't believe I'm actually getting to hear this.
<v Speaker 1>So Scott Hudson, for whatever reason, starts going on a tangent.
<v Speaker 1>This is the new WCW. The referees are letting it
<v Speaker 1>go as far as it can.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, that's that's all right. Relax rules forever.
<v Speaker 2>Huh right, every NAT relax rules. Okay, well, Alesha told us.
<v Speaker 1>Then Mark Madden says, you might see phony dq somewhere else,
<v Speaker 1>you might see cluster finishes somewhere else. You won't see
<v Speaker 1>that here. It's a fight to an absolute finish.
<v Speaker 2>And Shvanni says, cluster finish.
<v Speaker 1>I heard that one, all right, man, Like I don't
<v Speaker 1>think I've ever heard this, but.
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't think I have. Maybe if we did,
<v Speaker 2>I just don't remember it. But like this is the
<v Speaker 2>first that it feels like they're like, oh, this is
<v Speaker 2>like the new direction. Is the referees discretion matters?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, it would have been cool if they just
<v Speaker 1>didn't lie, right, well, like it's a fight to an
<v Speaker 1>absolute finish, phony DQ's and Cluster finishes. Nothing actually changed
<v Speaker 1>with the way these matches end, other than you're not
<v Speaker 1>falling for the DQ right, it's a funny bullshit finish.
<v Speaker 2>It is a phony, bullshit finish. And I'm pretty sure
<v Speaker 2>they also give this up too, like there's definitely DQ's
<v Speaker 2>eventually here. The second after they explained that Hogan fucking
<v Speaker 2>kicks Vampio's ass, scoop slam, elbow, drops, kicks an axe bomber,
<v Speaker 2>stomps him on the balls and then he hits them
<v Speaker 2>with the big blue leg drop and he instead of
<v Speaker 2>penning on, he mounts Vampio and punches the shit out
<v Speaker 2>of him, and Charles Robinson counts to five, and I'm like,
<v Speaker 2>why the fuck do I give a ship Charles Robinson's
<v Speaker 2>county dude.
<v Speaker 1>He does the reft. The reft pulls them off and
<v Speaker 1>said that's enough. Don't worry about the weapons, but the
<v Speaker 1>punches was a lot.
<v Speaker 2>And don't worry about this guy who is about to
<v Speaker 2>attack Hole cooking because the guy has to come out
<v Speaker 2>and glomb someone.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, right after they said that, Hogan opens up
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro's legs and stomps his dick.
<v Speaker 2>And balls, which is good. That's fine, you can do that.
<v Speaker 2>No Phonny Deky's your brother.
<v Speaker 1>Don't be though, No way, Hey, come on, fight back, Hey,
<v Speaker 1>come on, give me see a fight.
<v Speaker 2>Show me a fight. Show boys who sump?
<v Speaker 1>So Billy Kidman comes in and hits Hogan in the
<v Speaker 1>back with a blowtorch.
<v Speaker 2>Because he has to, because you use as a.
<v Speaker 4>Weapon instead of instead of using it as a blowtorch,
<v Speaker 4>you use it hits.
<v Speaker 2>Somebody with Tony and Pidman would have got up and
<v Speaker 2>fucking said, hull blaze with the bloatorch. This would have
<v Speaker 2>been the greatest episode of Hers.
<v Speaker 4>It would have been like when he tries to use
<v Speaker 4>the flash paper against Warrior and he goes off in
<v Speaker 4>his face brother in my.
<v Speaker 2>Eyebrows, dude, Kidman said, with loaded blowtorch.
<v Speaker 1>Load it was ship. So Kidman pulls Vampiro on top
<v Speaker 1>of Hogan, and Vampiro beats Hulk Hogan and Kidman grabs
<v Speaker 1>the canister of gasoline. He hands it a Vampiro.
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna kill Hogan here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Sting makes the save.
<v Speaker 2>Well, thank god.
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro drops the canister as Sting comes in and it
<v Speaker 1>fucking spills all over the ring. The raffle stress.
<v Speaker 2>Charles Robinson's like, oh fuck, idiots to pick it up. Yeah, yes,
<v Speaker 2>Sting kicks the ship out of Vampiro, hit him with
<v Speaker 2>a scorpion death drop of course, into the gas into
<v Speaker 2>the gas so it's there's fucking sticky here. Then Sting
<v Speaker 2>picks up the gasoline and I'm like, whoa is he
<v Speaker 2>gonna kill Vampiro? And then you see a crow in
<v Speaker 2>the rafters and then Sting has put the gasoline down.
<v Speaker 1>Sting hits the scorpion death drop and it wakes Huld
<v Speaker 1>cooking up immediately.
<v Speaker 10>Due to his finish. Crow up there, dude, hey crow,
<v Speaker 10>that's the crow. Come on down here, crow.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fuck. It shows the crowing commentaries like that's the
<v Speaker 1>universal sign for Sting.
<v Speaker 2>Here.
<v Speaker 1>He is here, and he.
<v Speaker 2>Just drove in. We saw it. He's been here at the.
<v Speaker 4>Top of the show that grow up there.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you guys gonna let that bird out this arena.
<v Speaker 2>Now the Army security is keeping Crow at bay well.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan then smacks Vampura with his belt and then Sting
<v Speaker 1>does it too. That's my gazimick.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan looks into the camera. This is not Mike dub
<v Speaker 2>so you can kind of barely hear him, but he
<v Speaker 2>looks into the camera that's on the the you know,
<v Speaker 2>on ring side or on the inpron Excuse me, he says,
<v Speaker 2>Kim Man, I'm gonna kick your ass and I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>kick your woman's ass.
<v Speaker 4>Who's that Wilson?
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, I don't know. I thought that was Horaris.
<v Speaker 1>Is a girl now.
<v Speaker 2>Depends on who you ask. I guess.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we go backstage. The filthy animals come back to
<v Speaker 1>their car and turns out it was paint remover.
<v Speaker 2>This whole time, there's no fucking way the semi main
<v Speaker 2>this fucking s It's been going on so long, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>I totally did expect her to pay it off. I'll
<v Speaker 1>be honest. I totally expected them to like call back
<v Speaker 1>to it two weeks from now or something. Turns out
<v Speaker 1>it was paint remover. I love the way they walked up.
<v Speaker 1>They walked and said, what the fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Is that a car? Yeah, they're fucking still rubbing the
<v Speaker 2>top of it. Juice Conane and discover here and hoof
<v Speaker 2>and dude says, I just want to know where's our car?
<v Speaker 2>Bro and Norman points it and says, here's your car's done, bro.
<v Speaker 2>So they start kicking. It's what the fuck? And then
<v Speaker 2>of course the Misfits and Action can't be fired because
<v Speaker 2>they got a plan attacking, Like if this Action attacked
<v Speaker 2>the fucking filthy animals, they started this fucking thing right
<v Speaker 2>and all like there's a shot of like it's like chaos,
<v Speaker 2>and then there's a shot off in kind of not
<v Speaker 2>the distance. But Hoove is stu each and crazy for
<v Speaker 2>lash Letter, like he's selling punches so nuts for him.
<v Speaker 2>I loved it.
<v Speaker 1>I bet lash LaRue is like awesome haight out with.
<v Speaker 2>I know he probably was a good brother. So Ralphus
<v Speaker 2>is knocked out and the Misfits and Actions surround him
<v Speaker 2>and they say he's down, and they tell Major Guns
<v Speaker 2>that she has to help them, and Major Guns is
<v Speaker 2>repulsed because she doesn't want to have to do this,
<v Speaker 2>but General Erection reminds her that it's her duty and
<v Speaker 2>this is also Ralphus. I'm not sure why, Major Guns,
<v Speaker 2>it's your duty, it's Ralphus. So Major Guns goes down
<v Speaker 2>and give ralph a CPR and she goes in for
<v Speaker 2>the CPR maneuver and Ralphs gives her the tongue and
<v Speaker 2>she slaps the shit out of him, and the segment
<v Speaker 2>ends with Ralphus laying on the ground with the big
<v Speaker 2>toothless grin on.
<v Speaker 1>His Yeah, like she goes close to give them mouth
<v Speaker 1>the mouth that she doesn't even get to his mouth
<v Speaker 1>that he sticks on.
<v Speaker 2>The dog and yeah, big angle here. That's fucking tremendous.
<v Speaker 1>So we have the main event of the evening, Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Jarrett versus Kevin Nash. We didn't have a made event
<v Speaker 1>until halfway.
<v Speaker 2>Through the show, by the way, and Kevin Nash booked it.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, you're right, you say like that. Kevin Nash booked
<v Speaker 4>it after I guess Russo said if he didn't give
<v Speaker 4>the belt back then the match would be a match anyway.
<v Speaker 4>So I don't understand.
<v Speaker 1>The finish of the show would have been Ralph's sticking
<v Speaker 1>out his tongue and Tony Savani sam, we'll see you next.
<v Speaker 1>Ralph's sticking out of the tongue. That's Ralphs.
<v Speaker 2>Everybody, so Jared versus Nash, and this is where I'm like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>singles match whatever. Then the w CW World Championship, fucking
<v Speaker 2>like animated graphic pops up and that's where I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>who the fuck is the champion here? And I'm like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>I'm now I'm like actually confused. I looked it up.
<v Speaker 2>Russo actually stripped Flare of the belt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sure, why not?
<v Speaker 2>He just actually stripped on the belt and there's no
<v Speaker 2>chance right now? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, changed the tongue or why not just keep changing it?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, actual vacant world title match here. Nash comes
<v Speaker 2>out in the same outfit he's had on all night.
<v Speaker 2>He's not in his gear, He's in the tank top
<v Speaker 2>and the He.
<v Speaker 4>Didn't know he was supposed to wrestle on a wrestling show,
<v Speaker 4>so why would he have his gear?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Why would he show up to work without his
<v Speaker 1>work clothes?
<v Speaker 2>He showed up and jumped at a casket he should
<v Speaker 2>have stuck on his tongue stung.
<v Speaker 1>So Jared is the champion. Nash has the belt from earlier.
<v Speaker 1>Jared has the end ring Pyro with the guitar looks awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Russo's music hits and he comes out here with R
<v Speaker 1>and B security and a baseball bat. I mean he
<v Speaker 1>is on every inch of this show. Bischoff is on
<v Speaker 1>every inch of this show. I mean, I can't believe
<v Speaker 1>Brad Siegel let this happened. I mean I would have
<v Speaker 1>stepped in and been like, look, you guys have to
<v Speaker 1>chill the fuck out, man, because have the Atlanta Braids
<v Speaker 1>on this network, and we can't let bullshit be on
<v Speaker 1>this network.
<v Speaker 2>Conference finals are next, Like, you guys are really fucking this?
<v Speaker 2>Shut up for us? Yeah, like you could add a
<v Speaker 2>crazy lead in here, like, what the fuck is going on?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you guys are supposed to be the lead in
<v Speaker 1>for the Western Conference.
<v Speaker 2>R we were right, yes, exactly, we made a wrong
<v Speaker 2>call on that. So yeah, So Russo comes out, R
<v Speaker 2>and B security and they surround the ring. Russo gets
<v Speaker 2>into the ring, attacks the referee and now he's the
<v Speaker 2>referee or something.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, So.
<v Speaker 2>The fuck is going on?
<v Speaker 1>Russo comes in and attacks the ref with the bat.
<v Speaker 1>He's the ref for something like you mentioned. Jared hot starts.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Nash is confused. It's just no clue.
<v Speaker 2>What's going on. I'm confused.
<v Speaker 1>Russo calls for the bell and commentary says, well, I
<v Speaker 1>guess he's the guest ref for this one.
<v Speaker 2>And they also James. They also on commentary say, well,
<v Speaker 2>we also understand falls are gonna count anywhere in this
<v Speaker 2>How the fuck do you understand that? Who don't do that?
<v Speaker 4>How good chef in the headset? I guess yeah, what
<v Speaker 4>the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>I mean? That's just a good call anyways, you know,
<v Speaker 1>even if it happens to the ring, that's still anywhere.
<v Speaker 1>That's just a good call. He's back in a thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Jared hits Nash with a chair, but Nash gets right up,
<v Speaker 1>dude like, gets right up and gets up. Yeah, Nash
<v Speaker 1>gets it with the chair, gets right up.
<v Speaker 2>Wall, going through a tables, getting up, lines Jared over
<v Speaker 2>the top and some more.
<v Speaker 1>Nash the neds to the outside and punches Jared around. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>we're back in the ring. Nash backs Russo down and
<v Speaker 1>goozles them crazy, almost sends him over the top.
<v Speaker 2>Bro grip some fucking in the neck, and then Jarrett
<v Speaker 2>of course hits Nash with the world title.
<v Speaker 1>And then Jared and Russo hug and then Jarrett pins Nash,
<v Speaker 1>but Nash kicks out.
<v Speaker 2>He kicks out at two because Russo does a normal
<v Speaker 2>gownt like.
<v Speaker 1>I love that Russa didn't count it and then sold
<v Speaker 1>the kickout like a regular ref leet just say three,
<v Speaker 1>you just count the three? Gives a shit, there's a refs.
<v Speaker 1>Cody has to follow brothers.
<v Speaker 2>What do you want me to do? Not count?
<v Speaker 1>So Nash goes to hit the jackknife, but Russo maces
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash.
<v Speaker 2>Because of course he has the fucking new Blood mace.
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we just do this in every match? Get maced?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fuck this guy, Like, you guys are in total control.
<v Speaker 2>You're the top heel group. Fucking kill these guys.
<v Speaker 1>There's no rules, Yeah, there's no there's no rules. So
<v Speaker 1>like the baby Faces just are in an impossible hill
<v Speaker 1>to climb every show, just macing baby Faces every show,
<v Speaker 1>just like what camp? So, Jared hits the stroke, but
<v Speaker 1>Steiner's music, well, it hits and then it stops.
<v Speaker 2>Jared hits a stroke and then he looks at the stage.
<v Speaker 1>So Sneyder comes down and he takes out Jarrett and
<v Speaker 1>their research just maces Steiner, Like why are we.
<v Speaker 2>Just not doing this every time?
<v Speaker 1>On every show?
<v Speaker 2>They maces. But then he instructs R and B Security,
<v Speaker 2>which I guess he already prompted them beforehand to a
<v Speaker 2>handcuffs God Steiner to the ropes. Do they symbolize Scott
<v Speaker 2>Steiner on the rope, sixteen of them.
<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, all right, R and B security handcuffs Diner
<v Speaker 1>to the ropes double arm style instead of just doing
<v Speaker 1>it any other normal way.
<v Speaker 2>How did they even come up with this?
<v Speaker 1>That's why I have to believe that, Like, there's no
<v Speaker 1>way they go over these segments before they have because,
<v Speaker 1>like I bet they handcuffed him to the ropes like that,
<v Speaker 1>and Steiner was sitting there like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Blinded? Mace, shit, he's handcuffed.
<v Speaker 1>The only way for his eyes to go is like
<v Speaker 1>looking at these bright lights at this suck so bad.
<v Speaker 1>Nash goozles Russo from Mace. Nash then grabs Jarrett this. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>I just need to set this whole scene up for
<v Speaker 1>you really quick because it changes quite a bit between
<v Speaker 1>what we just said and what happens here. And it
<v Speaker 1>all happens like immediately. So we have sixteen R and
<v Speaker 1>B security guys outside of the area currently as they
<v Speaker 1>have handcuffed Scott Steiner double arm arm style through the
<v Speaker 1>ropes with his body facing the ramp right and in
<v Speaker 1>the ring currently is Kevin Nash, Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett.
<v Speaker 2>Vince Russo, who made himself the referee at the beginning
<v Speaker 2>of the match by hitting the referee with a baseball
<v Speaker 2>bat So.
<v Speaker 1>Russo is trying to get Jarrett to cover Nash, but
<v Speaker 1>Nash goozles Russo, and as he goozles Russo, he then
<v Speaker 1>grabs Jeff Jarrett, who is down on the ground. So
<v Speaker 1>he's goozled Russo on the ground, Nash is on the.
<v Speaker 2>Ground, everyone is laying down right now.
<v Speaker 1>Goosels Russo on the ground, and then Nash grabs Jarrett
<v Speaker 1>and pulls him under his knee and forces Russo to
<v Speaker 1>count the pin. But it's a fucking two cows. Russo
<v Speaker 1>sells the two count.
<v Speaker 4>That is incredible that he kicked out. I did not
<v Speaker 4>see that, covin I.
<v Speaker 1>Could believe so. So Nash goes outside and just starts
<v Speaker 1>picking apart RB security guys.
<v Speaker 11>Scott Steiners still up to the road, startling through sixteen
<v Speaker 11>buddies like this is ridiculous, Like dude sitting knocked over,
<v Speaker 11>like fucking bowling ballpins.
<v Speaker 2>Also, by the way, Nash also like accepted that it
<v Speaker 2>was a two point nine, didn't keep kicking jareded or
<v Speaker 2>Russo's ass and said it's time to fuck up some
<v Speaker 2>security guards.
<v Speaker 1>So this is the greatest segment I've ever seen in
<v Speaker 1>my life. So as Scott Steiner is just sitting there,
<v Speaker 1>Nash gets a hand on Russo at the ram yes,
<v Speaker 1>and he sets him up for the jackknife power bomb,
<v Speaker 1>and the crowd is going fucking nuts. This is right
<v Speaker 1>for it, Steve Austin on Vince level. This is like
<v Speaker 1>Dixie Carter Bubbai a Dudley level, Like finally someone got
<v Speaker 1>hands on this fucking guy. Fuck this bout time. You know,
<v Speaker 1>God forbid how they got here, but they got here,
<v Speaker 1>and Nash has them set up jack knife power bomb
<v Speaker 1>on the floor. Well, Nash gets resides set up for
<v Speaker 1>that giant knife power bomb, and the camera cuts and
<v Speaker 1>it cuts to a wide shot from the distance here,
<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, from the ceiling, that biscus
<v Speaker 1>red liquid comes out of nowhere and misses Kevin Nash, And.
<v Speaker 2>For the second time, it misses him so much that
<v Speaker 2>Nash looks over his shoulder and has to walk. He
<v Speaker 2>inches backwards to his ass is now getting garden blood.
<v Speaker 4>Because I could not believe it missed it again.
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I knew they missed it twice.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, I did not expect the red liquid to
<v Speaker 1>come to the roof.
<v Speaker 2>The red liquid.
<v Speaker 1>Comes down, it misses the bats up into it, and
<v Speaker 1>then Jeff locks over with the guitar.
<v Speaker 2>He hits with the head with it and then pits
<v Speaker 2>him and wins the world title outside the ring.
<v Speaker 1>And.
<v Speaker 4>Kevin has bloody hair gets.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Steyner ste.
<v Speaker 2>This bloody show. Steyner, that's blood all over his legs.
<v Speaker 1>Out of all the finishes that could have possibly happened,
<v Speaker 1>never would have predicted this, them missing Kevin Nash with
<v Speaker 1>the red liquid, and then Jarrett walking over with the
<v Speaker 1>guitar and hitting him and then pitting him with his
<v Speaker 1>foot as Russo counts in the red liquid, and then
<v Speaker 1>it does a hard cut the scott Steiner knocked out cut.
<v Speaker 2>To their mace, Like this is this show? I fucking hate.
<v Speaker 1>This show is going on?
<v Speaker 2>Like how did this ever? Like how did how are
<v Speaker 2>they not making like losing an astronomical amount of money
<v Speaker 2>to the point where they could not run next week.
<v Speaker 4>I know, I know you think that they just write
<v Speaker 4>this down, but I have to think in some world
<v Speaker 4>they did a run through of like this is where
<v Speaker 4>you need to stand right, like.
<v Speaker 1>He told him. Yeah, he had to tell him, like yeah, here,
<v Speaker 1>but I guess if I was on.
<v Speaker 4>The first time they did it, so they're like, we
<v Speaker 4>can't fuck this up again, Like you have to know
<v Speaker 4>where the spot is. We have to get this right.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Tony, I imagine there was like an X on
<v Speaker 1>the ground or something, right, there was tape or just
<v Speaker 1>some mark that he was supposed to stand on. But
<v Speaker 1>like either you know, one got scuffed off, like someone
<v Speaker 1>like accidentally booted it off or something earlier in the evening,
<v Speaker 1>or uh there's like ac pumping or something and it
<v Speaker 1>pushed where it was supposed to go back and it
<v Speaker 1>just didn't work. I mean, Kevin Nash is is the
<v Speaker 1>luckiest guy ever.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, I mean he's like it's like the wall
<v Speaker 2>with the table, like just blood falling from this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Biscuits, red liquid is not touching Kevin Nash. The funniest
<v Speaker 1>part is his back and his ass up.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that ass back into it and then Jared walking
<v Speaker 2>up and just bringing him with a guitar.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I thought that was it. I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 1>what a what a crazy way to end the show,
<v Speaker 1>but I keep forgetting that Bischoff and Russo always have
<v Speaker 1>something else to say. There's just always something else. Bischoff
<v Speaker 1>comes out with a mic and he says, June eleventh,
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be the end of Hogan Flair gone for
<v Speaker 1>good and Nash, if you think this wasn't ass kicking,
<v Speaker 1>you ain't seen nothing yet. Oh great, and another thing.
<v Speaker 2>Russo says Eric, for you to all these people bite
<v Speaker 2>us baby, and then the music plays. I'm like, wow,
<v Speaker 2>that was a fun like, okay, great with the end
<v Speaker 2>of the show music playing, and then Eric says and Jeff,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, oh my god, yeah, the fucking cuffs
<v Speaker 2>are off. And Eric says, Jeff, how's it feeling to
<v Speaker 2>be once again the WSI World Champion? And Jeff says,
<v Speaker 2>once again I've proven on the chosen one, So why
<v Speaker 2>don't you choke on that slap ass? And that's how
<v Speaker 2>the show ends, Like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Wow? Man?
<v Speaker 4>Oh damn, yeah, there's always more.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this was the longest show I've ever watched,
<v Speaker 1>Like the show is two hours, but there's just so.
<v Speaker 2>Much never ending. It is never fucking ending, and I'm
<v Speaker 2>left with a feeling of nothing.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to Yeah, like that was enough for
<v Speaker 1>me right right now. Like I'll come back to it later,
<v Speaker 1>but that was enough for me right now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like what am I supposed to take from this?
<v Speaker 2>Like this is supposed to get me excited for the
<v Speaker 2>fucking Great American Bash.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like they missed the part where you're supposed
<v Speaker 1>to be excited for the next couple of weeks of
<v Speaker 1>TV and then excited enough to buy the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>This is brutal. What a show, gentlemen, you know what?
<v Speaker 2>But I do appreciate that we get to go through
<v Speaker 2>this together because wow, like this is a real bonding thing,
<v Speaker 2>like us in the like I feel like we're in war.
<v Speaker 4>We want, you know what, Like out of out of
<v Speaker 4>everything that went down, like the Ralphus Carr thing, like
<v Speaker 4>the only thing that paid off all.
<v Speaker 2>Night, dude, that was the only baby face reprieve on
<v Speaker 2>the show, Norman Smile And even then they get their
<v Speaker 2>ass's kick the filthy Ale.
<v Speaker 4>But it's only angle to like start to finish and
<v Speaker 4>then we know what happened and now we can move
<v Speaker 4>on from that.
<v Speaker 2>Well there you go. That was w said be Monday
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