Revisiting TNA Impact 2010 Hulk Hogan Goes To New York, Black Machismo Is In Charge, Bubba The Love Sponge Speaks, The Band Faces Jeff Hardy

The boys are back in Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, Episode number two seven.
Deadlock. We are back again, and this time we are talking about
TNA Impact Wrestling Ta TA at this point March twenty nine, twenty ten.
Yeah, I thought it wasn't. For a minute, I was like,
oh, this is an Impact episode, but it's not. It actually is
big fucking TNA letters everywhere. Yeah. It isn't until a little bit later
that they decided to make the switch over to Blue and then make an Impact
wrestling. Well, this is an episode of Impact with Chas. I don't
really know what the main There's a lot to draw from this episode actually,
but the big thing is HAULK. Hogan is going to New York, so
Jay Lethal Black Machismo is taking over the show. They have to show us
footage of Hogan in New York, right, I thought they would. I
was That's what I was hoping to see. But uh, I guess not,
Sorry, Tony, Yeah, no, no no. Before we get
into that, we had the Deadlock updates, of course, which on Patreon,
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Vengeance two thousand and three. Vengeance two thousand and three, What a what
a great year. That was anabolic year. You could say. Some have
been saying that ship, dude, Someone's been saying it, dude. It's
got classic matches on it, like Vince versus Zach Gowan and Bradshaw's on the
show. You like that, Bradshaw, you're not jbl it just says Bradshaw.
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and Big Show and kurd Angle or on the show. You think Chronics on
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that, you know, Brian Clark, I mean Brian Clark, you know,
but Brian Adams, you know. Yeah, but imagine if they had
a wrestling league in Hong Kong, it probably did very well. Speaking of
that, speaking of that, we have DPW Beast Coast this past weekend,
which was not in Hong Kong, not in Hong Kong, should have been.
You're not thinking about it now? Someday, Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Any Hong Kong nights out there that want to come and do us down
right, get us out there. We'll run a sponsor. Yeah, DPW
s Yeah, yeah, I got DPW Beast Coast was this past weekend and
it was awesome. Holy shit, could we just put on a better show.
It doesn't happened yet. It hasn't happened yet, No one has hasn't
happened yet. So it is the best in my hand. Yeah, it
was this past weekend and it airs this weekend, August twenty six at five
pm Eastern Standard Time on DPW on demand dot Com. The show will end
before Collision starts, So all my collision files out there, they're trying to
watch it. No colliders, no colliders. I'm not trying to hear from
colliders. But all the collision files that want to watch the show, I
understand, So it will end before then. Not only that, but we
filmed a special DPW Spark episode in collaboration with Firestar Pro Wrestling leader makes his
debut against Jay Malachi. Also national title match, Andrew Everett and Lebronco Zone
and Oliver Sawyer and Grant Watts go one on one. These are just a
bunch of dudes beating the ship out of each other. The main event especially,
you want to go out of your way to see Leo Rushi's DPW debut.
And not only that, that is already up, so you can watch
that now free on YouTube, Leo Russia's dp TW B debut title match,
all that shit, But also this Friday, a new episode of Spark also
drops champs. That is correct, This Friday at six pm Eastern Standard time.
Of course, Spark is free on YouTube and also available on DPW on
demand dot com. Robert Martyr makes his debut in DPW against Lucky Ali and
approving ground match. Chris Angel speaks, b K Westbrook speaks Diego and Cozy
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to say on this one. Actually he's been he's been hyping it up behind
the scenes. Oh yeah, he is a good guy now, huh yeah,
we like him now, yeah, how about that? That's good?
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Thanks all right, now it's time for the Patreon Q and A segment.
It Come on, James, James, James. It doesn't story until we
all do it. Holy shit, dude, thank you fucking hell this fuck.
You did the QUA, you did the questioning him out of the guest
fucking bedroom. I problem, you get him out of here. They currently
farting right now. I'm not. You can't make me stop. Fucking crop
does the guests? What idiot? I got my cat in there farting right
now. The cat's allowed in there. That's fine. This week, we're
gonna change it up a little bit. Tony Pizza Guy is actually hosting the
Q and a second this week. Yes, I do have the top questions
that we're asked on the Patreon. If you're not on the patron, get
the hell on the Patreon and here. Of course, I don't know any
of these questions. I'm actually I'm very curious to how a tony Q and
A goes here. Well, it's not my question, so it's not technically
you don't know what they are before. But we will start with flash Miowsky.
I like that name. I hear that. What's the worst finisher to
have your opponent hit their pants while you're hitting them with it? Sorry?
Sorry one, no, no, no, the worst finisher to have your
opponent ship their pants while you're hitting them with it. But I mean the
tombstone's gotta be up there, right, The tombs are probably worse for them,
right, because the ship just rushes down to them, So you're giving
to them, they ship their their pants while you're getting like last ride,
maybe shit coming down while you last I'm giving it to them and they ship
their pants. Oh yeah, yeah, last ride's probably not great. But
what if it's gotta be it's gotta be anal destruction. Oh, it's gotta
be destruction. That's that's it. That's that's the answer that's got in the
air. Right, there's no fighting come up with the best because you're just
pancake thing. They're shitty and you're just like, dick to shit, dick
to shit. Man, that's fucked up, and like, let is is
there any more? You think? Was the Anal destruction actually a finisher?
But it wasn't the game. It wasn't the game. It was Yeah,
yeah, he beat guys with that move, didn't the junkyard dog like bite
people's ass. That's probably not a good one either, right, yeah,
biting your ass alright, damn Anal destruction is pretty brutal. Yeah, that
might be because you're slapping his ass first, right handcaking like you're like cheek
Yeah, you're like he kind of like goes backwards at first. I'm like,
does a little slap, and then he fucking spins on the ship.
So he's smacking your ship, smacking his hands. Yeah, yeah, he's
fucking spins as on the ship. The ship. Yeah, I don't know,
man, that's rough. Well I was gonna say, is it when
does shit come out? Does come out? Like at the end when you
like when it's finisher gets popped and then you actively shitting, Yeah, like
it's like a one winged angel or something. Whether it's shipping on your back
on shoulders. Yeah, it depends on what ship this tony Like, is
it dropping out of the dumb dumb? What is that? It's a big
dog? Who do? You don't know? What in andre the gi level?
Shit is this? Fucking guys? You? I think the worst finisher
is staying in the guest room is one of my favorites. I'll be honestly,
I'm gonna have to stop doing every All right, what's the next question
to me? Okay? Top five members of the American Male Scotty Riggs,
Scott Hall, The Disciple, Ward Low and honksses Man ask. No,
that's right, that's not the question ever. Fight the British Bulldog in jeans
or Sid Vicious in jeans? That the Sid was pretty unhinged and yeah,
bull Bulldog was was he? I don't even know if he was at his
biggest in jeans? Was he? No? I mean he had a pretty
bitch boy running jeans. Yeah, he kind of got jabronied big time.
Not didn't give the title up because of his scissors he wasna I think,
yes, it's probably the answer because yeah, Bulldog won the hardcore title and
then gave it up to like all Snow or something and then like he got
beat up by Triple Hs the rest of his run, didn't sit Jeans and
right, yeah did and bulldog and Jeans gets rock bottom on the dog poop.
On the dog poop, I do love bulldog and Jeans, don't get
me wrong, means next level. I agree that wins. Wow. Yeah?
All right? Horace Hogan as, did you pray today? Oh?
What? I What was it? Tony? What was it? You were?
Soganass? Did you pray today? What happens if I didn't? I
don't think I did. That's okay, No, No, I did not.
It's just checking, dude. I just got a crazy email. Is
this off the record or on the record? Crazy email? Tony says,
did you pray today? Wow? Because if you didn't, I'm gonna have
to dig you. Dad. Jim's gonna have four cats one in a second,
dude. Tom o'harn says, you have to create a twenty twenty three
version of Chronic? Who makes up that team? No? Brian Adams,
Brian Clark a twenty twenty three version of Chronic? Yeah? Uh, all
right, Well I don't know stuff. Big Bill and Brian Cage through Billy
and Big Bill is probably up there for me too. Yeah, based Big
Bill's got to be in there for sure. Throw Billy Man we out here,
Yeah, dude, we actually genuinely love them as bro uh chronic chronic
chronic right back and uh oh the right back would be in the chronic,
Yeah, right back and Lucasaurus. Nah, I put them together, Siren
says James, what are your thoughts on New Futurama season? Last time you
began talking about it, then Fortnite got brought up and you never finished.
Oh, I guess Futurama wasn't Fortnite. And I just have to say,
let me talk about this chapter right because this chapter is pain in the ass
right now. Again. No, I haven't. I haven't watched. I
only watched the I watched the first episode and then I watched the second episode
with the bit of honey reference. And you're, well, I'm only they're
releasing them weekly, I think, so it's not like, yeah, I'm
on episode two right now where they go back and they talk about Amy and
Kiff's fucking Kiff got pregnant, and then head okay, yeah, and they're
like, oh, it's twenty years later, so like we could go back
at yea. Does it feel the same. Yeah, I think it's pretty
good. Like the jokes are hitting, Like, they're pretty smart jokes.
That's that's kind of what it always was. It was kind of like Simpsons,
but like the jokes were a little smart. They're like, it's pretty
good. I'm enjoying it so far. Yeah, is everyone on it still
like or is it like? Yeah? Yeah, I think I don't think
anyone's gotten like from the show or anything. Yeah, and you're still there.
Everybody still there, So yeah, Okay, it's good. I think
it might be all the you know, I don't want to say it's all
the same voice Siighteners, but they said if they aren't, then they sound
very similar. That's crazy sing to me that they can replace a voice actor
of a character. Actually, I'm sure, I know it happens. It's
just now, Oh he's even making the show. Isn't it like a strike
or something? Maybe the show is I think if you like, maybe if
you finished it before I already had like a date to release it, it's
already it's like whatever, right, Yeah, I was about to say,
I feel like, yeah, I feel like the show was talked about a
long time ago, so maybe like they had Yeah, maybe, yeah,
I imagine so yeah like heels. Oh yeah, that's a show that fucking
exists, dude. Wow, yes it's on now too. And he stuck
at homeboy he said, yeah, I don't really fuck with the strike,
and people said fuck you. He's like my bad. I actually yeah,
he got he got his ass rooms for probably the right reasons. That's fun
anymore, Tony. Yeah, the Linda McMahon band says, what is the
best breakfast Cereal? I got that reason brand on there, Johnny, I
know you like that right down, love me some raisin brand. I think
my number one might be the old cap cap'am crunch Captain crunch, which one,
Uh you know what, crunch Berries is probably the fucking go to.
Oh not peanut butter, Captain, come on, no, not peanut butter.
Captain crunch Berries is probably my go too. Yeah, it's probably that
Captain Crunch. And uh, I fuck with frosted flakes too. Frosted flakes
and raised brand helps me take a fucking shit. I like that much much,
breakfast guy. Yeah, I guess you're right, but I mean,
I guess it could just be Cereal. I guess it doesn't have to be
breakfast, right, Yeah, but that's like pretty much when you eat cereal.
Right. But I mean, like I do have my favorites, but
they're all from like school. I used to like, you know, I
take the bus. I get to school at like seven thirty in the morning.
It's like they would have like free cereal. Ye, it was apple
Jacks, Like every fucking time, Tony, apple Jacks is allucking at all
chereals like Plaine Cheers. You had to take the apple Jacks. You did
say avertade, you were bitch. Dudes were drinking all fucking day, Tony.
They're drinking milk out of a fucking they do a little box. Yeah,
just drinking the milk. Like, oh, man, fucking two o'clock
in the afternoon's milk time. Milks started throwing it across the lunch room and
ship man, seven thirty in the morning, there's fucking milk flying through the
air. School is unhinged. Man, it was different back then. It
was fucking gnarly. But yeah, I probably had to go with apple Jack's
or that's a good one. Yeah. I can't really think of any at
the top of my head that I sent him in toast crunch. Dude,
everybody loves cinnamon toast crunch, but I think it's overrated. I think too
much. Oh shit, controversy for catching the lunch room I fucking milk cart
better not fuck you. Yeah, well those are fighting words, bro,
Let's see the milk. I'm gonna punge right in the face. That's all
right, nut, that's what happens in my school. Okay, hard knocks.
Yeah, maybe in the guest room, buddy, let's see what happens.
I'll take a sh don't don't do that. That's that's a real ship
man. That's what's all I would like to Next. A last question from
Andy shaw Is and he says, sick of the games. Top three,
top five Call of Duty games right now, Black Ops two number one.
Uh, we'll go with og Modern Warfare. Uh. You know what,
I played Modern Warfare two more so I'll say my war let's go. Yeah,
I'll go with Black Outs two, Modern Warfare two. I'll go Modern
Warfare next. You know, I like I actually like World of War.
I thought World of War was fun. Yeah. I had a good time
in that Gameombies Yeah, yeah, And you know what, I really enjoyed
Black Ops three. Chris Danker's answer would would be to that, I like,
fucking no, I don't even know. I couldn't tell you what that
motherfucker likes. And he liked the original Blackouts because he made those videos on
it. Remember he did Money in the Dank was money in the Dank.
He'd walk around the map and show you it. See me in the background
beating his ass and fucking yeah. I mean that's just off the top of
my head. If I if I probably thought about it a little bit more,
bro, sure, I probably have a different answer, I'll be honest
with you, because he had a lot of love for Callegg too man so
much so Quality two because it came in a long time ago. I remember
fucking landing it at my buddy's house on the big screen up front, like
we would just fucking split screen called G two. That motherfucker camping like a
bitch on that game, Zach. I fucking remember that ship. And I
would never forget it. Yeah, I would never forget because we also what
was the Saw movie with the with the ice blocks for the feet. Oh
that was I think that's five. I think that's pretty left later on.
It's that fucking saft five. Yeah that's later on. Yeah, yeah,
I think, no, man, you know what that might be. It's
either four or five, because I don't because we saw three the neck Trap
one. Fuck. I was just I legit, just watched the back end
of these ones because the one that the ice block one is the one where
fucking uh Homeboy is revealed as like it's Saw four four is the ice Block
one. Okay, so Saw four. I remember we were landing Call of
Duty Call of Duty two. I don't even remember why, I think because
we didn't have online, so like we were gonna play called Dy four,
but we just ended up going back and play Coldy two. I remember we
also had Saw up on the other screen, so we were watching Saw four's
revealed as the fucking being with them. I yeah, the movie start kind
of going crazy though, Yeah, fucked up crazy. Yeah if I saw
three of the kind of starting for rails. But yeah, I remember,
man, we were playing fucking Call D two and motherfucker was camping with the
fucking sniper rifle the whole time. Bro, I'll never forget Zach, I
promise you, bro, if I ever catch her out like Cody too.
Yeah, it was Zach. Yeah, it was it was his house.
His his house. Man invite you over to his house to camp you.
Yeah, and bootlegs saw for man, that's what it's all based. You
don't even know about cameras, gonna be watching came rips. No more,
man actually does crazy. I would buy so many of those from the dude
sell them outside of write a. I remember, dudes would just be lying,
like sometimes you buy the CDs from the DVDs and there wouldn't be nothing
on them. They just straight a lot. Yeah. Yeah, look it's
this guy right here. Yeah, this guy, he tried to sell them
he saw twenty three. Holy shit, that's true. Yeah, that was
good. That was good. That was good. Good job, good stuff.
All right, Now it's time to get into Impact March twenty ninth,
twenty ten and hell yeah, yeah, Well, let's take a look at
what was going on in the wrestling world at the time. Not too much.
Twenty ten. That's surprisingly not a super exciting year, but there was
a couple of things going on. At least it's stuff that I think you
guys would be interested in. Enough. From The Observer from March twenty two,
twenty ten, and TNA News Funny story of the week is TNA had
all of its wrestlers go on Twitter to tell people to make sure to DVR
Impact. Essentially, they're admitting that they can't get people to watch the show
instead of Raw. The way it came across, the only one with a
clue was Kevin Nash, who told people to DVR RAW and watch Impact live,
which is fucking genius. I don't know why they wanted to tell people
that as well. Smart fucking guy. Also this, I didn't realize we
were. I think we talked about this maybe during one of the last sghs,
but Andy Douglas announced his retirement after losing to longtime partner Chase Stevens.
No, not Tony Andy, Andy Tony. It was another one of the
long lineage one like Jane Well. He lost to Chase Stevens in a cage
match and then he then he retired. I feel like we were trying to
figure out what he was up to. But his final match was against The
Natural's partner Chase Stevens. Okay, that's cute. Yeah. Figured four Weekly
from March twenty four, twenty tenho that week, I didn't I didn't actually
see any of that from him around this time. Maybe he was desensitized because
probably Raw and DNA. He was probably just having a bad fucking time.
March twenty nine, twenty ten, Raw was probably the most legendarily bad show
of all time. We should probably look at it, though. I want
to take a look to see what it was on dragon Gate, USA.
Seow on email this week, saying if anyone was having buyer's remorse about going
to Roah over dragon Gate for wresta media weekend, you could bring your Roah
tickets to the door and turn it into a twenty dollars off coupon for seats
to Dragon get you out. I didn't know they were doing. She like
that. That's pretty fucking darly. Uh, Tony, you'll probably like this
one. There was a funny incident in California this weekend when four local wrestlers,
all wearing luchador costumes went to a mall to promote a show, and
people freaked out, thinking they were masked robbers attempting a bank heist and called
the cops. Seven squad cars pulled up and cops got out with guns drawn
and dogs barking, before discovering what was actually going on. That's awesome.
It reminds me have to do the other week in the cal costume running Dowsis
with this yeah, oh my gosh from The Observer from March twenty nine,
twenty ten. This So James had sent me a clip of Jersey Allpro the
other day, and I wanted to bring this up because these are the shows
that as They All Pro was putting on at the time. Jersey Allpro has
a show on five twenty two in Rahway, New Jersey, Juice and Liger
versus Teddy Hart was announced. They also ran Samo Joe uh. In March,
they ran Samo Joe over Kazuska Okada in a match where Joe got a
crazy reaction. Also Generation Me beat Teddy Hart and Jack Evans. Jersey Allpro
had a crazy, crazy fucking roster. I feel like Jersey Allpro never gets
brought up, like you know, everyone talks about you know, cz to
BPWG not that Jersey Allpro had like a crazy rocking house or anything. But
I feel like they were pretty as they ran monthly. Yeah yeah, but
like ROH was running sure, but four times months sometimes CZW was only doing
once a month, two and I think PWG also, right, So like
yeah, but CZW also had like crazy history of like crazy didn't get hot
until you know, three years. They were also on the other side of
the fucking you know country too, Yeah, was coming up to like that
was there was nothing on the West coast. No, yeah, yeah,
I mean there's there's there's very minute reasons, I definitely I think, especially
why yeah during that period, But yeah, you're right, and like we
watched that clip and like it's just crazy looking back on they had they had
it all figured out with the camera work and everything to like zooming in on
the bumps and all that ship. And they were around for a long fucking
time too. I don't I think they stopped running in like twenty fuck sixteen
maybe twenty. I feel like it was a while before they stopped running shows.
Yeah, yeah, you're probably right. And TENA news Awesome cong was
released this past week. She had asked for and gotten several minor pay raises
since she got there. She was asking for another fifteen percent pay increase,
and her timing of doing so wasn't the best because she had just attacked Bubba
Loves Fun. This time, they turned her down and she got a release.
I forgotten about that, dude. I can never forget about that ever,
Dude. I would have given her an insane pay increase for that.
Jared and Dixie were still at top here and it wasn't fucking Hogan bish Off
and dig there. He shockingly was James so much so that's we'll talk about
him tonight. The Bubba Army from The Observer twenty ten UH in TNA news
fully apologized for the forearm that smashed Bubba the love Sponges nose on March twenty
first, which I guess explains why he was looking at how he did on
the show, uh will. I know some people will claim I hit him
on purpose because of the awesome KG incidents, but that is not the case.
I spoke the Bubba the day after the deal and told him how I
felt about this, and there had been a chance of discussing on Bubba show
and write about on TNA website, So as far as I'm concerned, there
was no problem. In w w E News, JTG was the winner of
the annual THHQ video game tournament that has held wrestling any a week. The
tournament UH saw JTG beat Shad Gaspard, Jimmy Wang, Yang, Hornswoggle,
and Kofi Kingston. Video game playing has apparently declined because to get because getting
sixteen people in this year's tournament was a struggle, so they had to use
Ricky Steamboat, Dusty Rhodes, and Sergeant Slaughter in the tournament. Steamboat hit
uh Jimmy Yang with a chop after losing to him. Meltzer writes JCG played
as Randy Orton, which explains him beating Kingston in the finals, and Howard
Finkel did play by play. When one of the wrestlers played as Jeff Hardy,
Finkel would not mention his name and only mentioned him as j H.
I'm assuming this was Smack. The US are all two thousand and nine.
Yeah, at this time, Yeah they what did they never film any of
these? They were doing video game tournaments at RUSTLEMANNI and the annual thing I
don't remember challenge. Yeah uh. And last thing here from the Figure four
Weekly from April seven, twenty ten, and tena News tena sent out and
a deal offering eight reasons to watch Impact tonight. Of course they sent this
out on Thursday when Impact wasn't erring. Oh, really, but Dixie's a
pr mastermindoun tune in tonight for Impact. There we go. That is it.
Now it's time to talk about some impact wrestling now all right, time
to get into Impact cold open number one. Oh my crazy five finger death
punch cold open here. That's awesome. This is like a Twitter ship video,
Sharon mcfoley. They're not even three months into Hogan and Bishop being here
and Bishop's already shaving his head for Angles on TV. That's so Jared and
Fully both fucked up Bishoff here. Jared hit Bischoff with a guitar and fully
shaved Bischoff's head bald, and Bischoff is pissed. So he says, you
two are going to face each other and whoever loses is fired, and the
winner is gonna be my bitch Joe's walk away dude. So Bischoff shaves his
head for Folly, who was leaving the company. He's out of here,
okay. He tried to take out love Sponge on his way out. I
wish it was deceated. This whole angle is crazy, though, because it
was like a big power stronger right, with Jared being the old owner and
Folly being the commissioner. Right. Well, at first, Tony, they
weren't going to do that. They were just gonna say Jeff Jared is a
bitch and a loser and the Yeah, I feel like when they first gave
into you're like, why fuck you cheer for Jeff? Jay's a bumb Look
at this guy. Remember Tony, they had him in the in the trailer
and ship and he was like, you're not allowing the show and shit like
that. Oh, yeah we did. We reviewed that, right, yeah,
we reviewed one of this. I was gonna say, I don't know,
yeah, yeah, and yeah they had him in the trailer and they
brought him up on the tron and people were chanting for him and they're like,
why are you This guy was a bitch, this guy you know,
we're here to take you the rest of the way. I don't forget this
Playpenn Ring. Never forget v for Vigilante is this episode's name? Yes?
Why? Why? Because he's here? Who is here? We are here?
Well, caught open number two is here. Jeff Jared is talking to
Hogan in his office. This is earlier in the day before goes to New
York. Yeah, Jared says, you don't got to apologize. You know,
this is Eric. He understands that you do have to apologize. You
call me a bum when you first came in here. Man, say to
me, now it's okay, go to Japan and I will hit you with
a guitar and make it lea. Don't worry, dude, I forgot all
about that, brother, No I didn't, Hogan says, I got to
go to New York. Dude, I got big business for t and A.
What does the big business end up being? Is there a big business
that comes out of this? I don't remember. Did they run a show
in New York? Maybe not in twenty ten, right, I don't know
did they run I remember the big taping later on, which was awesome,
by the way, and they put Dixie through a table. Who was gonna
go try to buy stock in sentinels? That's good? Yes, Well,
Hogan does apologize for Eric Herr. He says, you know, Eric's so
passionate brother, His business and person will get real mixed up sometimes, and
that's why we make a good team. Dude. And when I saw you
handle Eric brother and how you were a pro, I got a great amount
of respect for you, dude. This is unreal brother. The news start
should be tonight with you and if you go in that ringing kick, AJ
styles, but you will be number of good tender. After lockdown and Jess's
word, I got you, Bro, he says, I got you,
Bro. Proving ground match. Yeah, now, AJ and Jared's a pretty
fucking big match too, at least for DNA fans. That's like a paper
view quality. Yeah. Yeah. Jared runs into Black Macheesemo, who is
at the door coming in to talk to Hogan about Tonight. I guess I'm
I knew that everyone like sold it, but I Hogan saying it was my
show. Yeah. I thought the way that they presented him here was very
well done. I actually liked it a lot. Sadly they decide to not
do this so much anymore and then end up firing him before he's thirty,
and then also Pete Williams and I will fucking never forget that ship ever.
I'm pretty sure Daniels is gone at this point too. He's back in roh.
Sure you had to get he was just Daniels and he had to take
I lost of Sean Morley. I'll never don't break that up. It's hard
to forget Tony. It's hard to find. Yeah, sorry, man,
I have to need to black but cheese most says a world word travels fast.
So you're not gonna be here for the show. Well, I got
an idea. I was thinking, thinking we here, how about I uh
no, pull win in for you one half of them, make of powers
filling in for the other half. And Hogan says, well, match,
it feels right, but he says, you know, if you need to,
if you need to do the worly twirling or the elbow drop. Brother,
I can't thin get anybody I'd rather have to take my place than the
Madness himself. So have about a megapower handshake to seal the deal, brother,
and then they do the megapowers shake. Yeah, they do the fucking
gimmick handshake. So tonight we have Terror versus Daphne and Jared Styles. Daphney
versus Terror is also the first ever knockout title first blood match. I hope
they's a lot of blood in that one. There's gotta be right, there's
gonna be has to set the stage right for this gimmick, right, I
mean, there's gotta be more blood in that one than the Jared Styles match
for sure. Yeah, some think, I guess we'll see. Yes.
The first fucking person that appears on this show in this arena is Bubba.
The fucking wolf Pack theme hits and I'm like, oh, here comes the
fucking band. Okay, and the fucking Bubba the Love Sponge in big ass
black jacket, black glasses, black undershirt, black beards man the shittiest fitting
jacket of all time. And then x POC sorry six Poc, Nash and
Hall are all in Bubba Army shirts. You obviously everyone in the Impact Zone
has heard about the awesome cong shit at this point, huge fire Bubba chancer
in this area like when they first they see him, Fire Bubba. Oh
and Bubba has like a band aid on his nose from fully fucking nail on.
My guess, Almos looks like a cartoon like but he looks like so
he is a bit. He doesn't just look like what. He's the biggest
bitch I've ever seen in Hawaii world. So it's the band Bubba Army Town
Hall up here first, Bubba Army, Bubba Army. All right, not
too sweet me, that brother, Bubba the Love fucking Sponge starts his promo
with his back turned to the hard cam and as he's saying, this dude
so much it hurt my feelings day, Bubba the loves Budge had his back
to the hard camp and he's calling the people and the wrestlers and the fans
Marks as his pathetic sheep marks is what he's saying. As gets turned,
he says, I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Have to
say choir Bubba. By the way, when they all came out together,
I couldn't believe how quiet the crowd was. Like you got Hall Natch at
six pocket here and it's like dead silent because they see Bubba the fucking Love
spunge. It gets even quieter somehow later on in the Pope's match. I
don't know how it got like records. It's so weird. Are Let's talk
about that later. But Bubba the loves One is out here calling the fans
marks his back on the camera. Scott Hall taps him on the shoulder.
He says, hey, face hard cam. So he turns he does he
face the hard camp. He turns around. He looks at the Hard Camp.
So I just want to saying Marks, Brome this guy out on here,
Come on, you want to be in me? National radio show,
work for Howard Stern, part time, part time employee, says he says,
He says national, I mean less of physical attributes. You want to
be Yeah, what I don't even need this job. But if I'm gonna
work here, this is the common people I'm hanging out with. No disrepecttione
Christy, No disrepect that Christy Hemmey or jere Jeremy Boris's name out your fucking
mouth. You guys have no business interviewing legends like these fellas. And I'll
do it from this point for thank you, thank you, thank you fully
for I was now I understand why the thank you fully chant because they smash
just face it. That's so crazy. Like, you know, it's easy
to sit here talk about Hogan his influence and Bishop's influence on the show and
all that show they employed and the people they on the show and shit like
that. But like this is like the most ingregious. This is insane.
This is this is like the craziest. This is a real view of a
human being that got hired crazy purely because he is friends with whole That is
literally it. He's not like a worker. He doesn't have any value.
Name was that has that you do with the wrestling business. Yeah, I
don't know. I mean, maybe I'm mistaken, but I really don't think
Bubba love Sponge was like fucking bringing in the ratings for t NA by being
on here. Like you know, he always had Hogan on the show,
and it probably didn't do much for the show. Crazy. Yeah, look,
it's aged like milk. Yeah, it's unbelievable, Bubba, he's like
milk, he said, just real quick. Everyone I feel like on this
show is slurring their speech. Crazy. Okay, dude, it gets due
when this is one of those weeks. Brother, it's everyone. It's everyone.
You're right, leg Okay, I wrote it down, so I'll tell
you exactly what I thought about it. Bubba says, there's this little salt
off bulldog some bitch in the back. He did not, No, he
did not. Vince John Eric Evans, I heard mister Nashville like a word
or five about this bulldog of a man. He won't stop doing the bulldog
thing. Nash gets the mic and Nash is very sleepy. Nash is sleep
very sleepy, so everybody else she has a good week. From that says,
First off, his name's Eric Young. Shut up, Eric Young,
and I like him. So these guys wanted to come out and gloat,
and I wasn't cool with that because Eric Young and I become friends. And
Eric, I know you're in the back, and I liked you to come
out, and I'd like to offer you an apology from Big Sexy, says
from Big Sex. So Eric Young comes out. He's in a teena lockdown
shirt and music, no music. He just kind of stumbles on the stage.
You're right, Tony and Nash says Eric. You know, I know
what we did. He was wrong, and you trusted me, but you
know you and I are friends. But what I did was business and not
personal. And I talked to my buddies and we decided if anyone's going to
join the band, it's definitely you. So Eric Young offered to join the
band. From Sleepy Kevin Nash, I don't know. He might not have
been all there. He might have been a little uh in hebreated or so
he said, what do you say? We throw one up and he do
the wolf pack sign and he joined us. You joined the band and he
does the wolf pack fingers, and Eric Young doesn't. He looks down in
his hand and he's gonna give him wolf Pack fingers, but the crowds chatting
don't sell out. And then Eric Young throws a punch and he's fucking starting
to fuck up all the members of the band. He hits nash and Hall
on six and he turns around and Big gooseles Bubba the loves punge in his
big jacket. He fucking shoves him in the corner and then they all fucking
start jumping on the Nashals. Big mistake, Big mistake, and that's yell.
It sets up x pox to hit him with the devastating shot guns like
drop put him down. Nashary a punch for the mic and his other hand
and he goes, what do you think about that? What do you think
you had a chance? He straight modes of the VI. This is so
crazy, it's awful right now, this is nice. Well, finally Rbady
and Jeff Hardy run to the ring. I don't know if he called running,
but they get to the ring. That Hardy is a thong on it,
dude. They watching underwear sleep and put it on his head. Is
that? What is underwear? When does Victory wrote twenty ten uh later in
it feels little. I don't know, I feel like it's later. It's
a little later. Let's see Victor August July, because it's July. Yeah,
yeah, he so, yeah, yeah, you could just look at
him here. I mean, it's twenty ten where it happens or is it
twenty eleven? Is it twenty eleven? It might be twenty Oh, you're
right, because twenty tens the ten ten ten there, yes, yes,
so he has turn Wow, he's also stirring here tonight, so he's definitely
in the condition to that here. Yeah, you could have tricked me and
told me it was what the fuck is Jeff Armon has said is underwear?
Jeff, He definitely fucking thought he was, Dude, Bubba the Love Sponge.
As RBDY and Jeff come out here, instead of like going off to
the side, like leaving from the other side of the ring, he tries
to powder by going directly towards the ramp or RBDY and Jeff R. So
they have to like pretend to not beat the shit out of him as he
goes in. This guy fucking can't do anything right. It's it's it's one
of those weeks in the Impact Zone, you know what I mean, It's
one of those weeks. There's something in the Arizona. There's some of the
air something that he Blue Man Group kind of sleeping in. Jeff says,
yoga as we were ready to do the six main match right now. This
is so he's worth he's worth man, No, he's worth just some jet
lag boys, that's probably all it was. Yeah, you're right, and
I just jet lag. Yeah, it just holds us. Since you guys
think you're the main event, then we'll make it the main event tonight event.
Okay, so Jeff, Yeah, Jeff said, we'll write him do
this now, and no, we're gonna make it the main event. Well,
and on our Lockdown, it's gonna be a steel cage match. Come
on with it to make it a steelcage It just it just but rv D
yeah, RVD like talk about the choice of cage match. And on our
Lockdown, dude, not only does he just random shad grass some bike is
modest his playing and he's on Dude, he gets on the top of modest
pass the top it's showing, it's showing the band on the rim modest,
go on, come on with it. Modest the top, that's top,
into the top. Jeff Hardy is Jeff Hardy's sleepy with underwear on his head.
Modest the top. Turn that shit off, turn that off. God
damn him. Yeah, him telling him that he wants to do the match
right now, and said, you know what you spike at the beta vent
that it already is. Dude. This is the most unhinged, ridiculous fucking
intro to his show ever, Like it's on believable. This is so they
let like four, five, six, seven, eight guys go out there
sluring words crazy fucking tonight. RVD somehow's the only one that's like sober guy.
Scott holland RVD are the both sober guys on this show. What the
fuck? What the is? Yeah? Yeah, dude. RVD does come
out later singing a song. It's not doing my good song man. That's
what my favorite intros. Ever. Tony conscient about the rights to it,
Dude, I agree. I ain't trying to hear pit Tier. I'm trying
to hear an assassinator, the Christinator. So we get a shop ten a
commercial with Lacey von Eric. Hell, yeah, I'm wrestl Isious. Can
we get another Shop TENA commercial with Daphne? Yeah, man, I'm going
crazy fucking by Shop Tena. Go to Shop tena dot com. Hell yeah,
man, you could go on there and get a laser engrave Jeff Jarrett
guitar as well as Hernandez Bandana. The voices in my head are saying,
modest, Come hold with it. I got a show to work, completely
blitzed every fucking time. Yeah, he's back to painting and ship It's like,
yeah, just do the promo, now, just cut the promo,
now, just turn it on. Let me boll underwear. I got something
for it. I'm modest, turn heels. So we start out the night
here. First match of the evening, Doug Williams, who was the Extivision
champion, teams out with Brian Kendrick to take on Shannon Moore and Kazarian.
Yeah he's normal. Maian's going through a face here where he's one of the
where the tiniest drunks he could fucking get. Yeah, kas in the best
shad his life right here, other than the time he was in that one
movie we watched. Yeah, he did look good. There a destination ext
Doug Williams sent a message to Shannon Moore and the other Exhivision high flyers by
rubbing lipstick all over Shannon Moore's face. Yeah, that's right. By the
way, Shannamore already painted his face with the black eyeliner or something. Yeah,
it was not really not, but this was a sid lipstick like.
I like Doug Williams. Look here. Yeah, I do like Williams.
I thought he was. I did. I did get a little PTSD when
I heard the British invasion, So I agree. I'm with you on that
the British invasion ship. I'm say, but I liked Doug Williams look right
here, and I think he would have been way better off as a singles
guy. Yeah, I think so too, And I mean, obviously he
was Exhavision champ. I don't really remember the run, so yeah, maybe
it wasn't that great, test, says book A Dilly gaff. I saw
it. I got one bro okay, and there was a four way ladder
match of Destination X with I think it was Daniels and Kazarian and maybe Shannon.
No, Shanni Moore wasn't in there. Other guys were in it.
The one thing I took away from the recap though, is they had a
ladder bridge between the apron and the barricade and Daniels did a split legged moon
salt to the floor on top of it. That was he didn't even win,
and he's not here anymore. He's not and he's gone. He's always
fucking TV champion now or something. Wow. So yeah, we get into
this matchup here, and boy, they fuck around for a long time do
nothing. Didn't we tell people this is on Monday. This is a Monday
show. Yes, it gets raw. Okay, yes, this is going
on. Yeah. So because they're saying during this Impact is gonna be in
a special time next week on Monday, eight pm. So this started at
nine pm on Monday against Raw. It's right, yes, exactly. And
they did that for a few months. I think. You know what's funny.
It didn't last that long at all, did it. No? It
was it was like they did it and they were like, who yeah,
but you're right, dude, this match is super nothing for a while.
Yeah, I don't really do much and the crowd is just doing weed jokes
at Kendrick the whole match because their chains smoke him up, Kendricks, smoke
him up, Roll him up, Kendrick, roll them up. They're doing
Kendrick fucking chance. My favorite part of the match was a tag team move
between Kazarian and Shannon Moore where they decided that they were going to try to
end Brian Kendrick's career, and they almost succeeded. They fucking do a double
team German suplex wheel kick combo where Brian Kendrick lands directedly on top of his
fucking head. Dude, it was nuts. I couldn't believed what I was
seeing. And then they ran out of time. Somebody yelled. He and
Shannon Moore hit a blockbuster on Kendrick in one dude, he hit a blockbuster
that Doug Williams pulled Kendrick into. Out of here, I hear you.
Doug Williams didn't want to take it, so he pulled Kendrick in and he
got hit with the neck breaker, and uh fucking Channa Moore gets to win.
And then Shannon Moore takes out black lipstick because Doug Williams did that to
him, and he goes to rub it on Kendrick's face but it breaks.
Pick up the lipstick pieces off the bat and then rub it on his face.
He drew xes on his face. That's one of the parts of the
Book of Dilly Gaff. That's like chapter four. He rubbed black lipstick on
his face. Oh shit, yeah, a lot about that study study.
That's how he brought a hook up on the book. The deal he's not
paying off. I'll tell you that Jung was packing his smoking this dude Jerry
Lynn style. Oh he did have the Jerry Limb pants on, didn't he.
That was awesome. Yeah, and then RVD hit him with the gnarly
daw Yeah, like crushed. It looked like Mortal Kombat, like fucking killed
him. I don't know if he's ever hit somebody with it like that.
He shout out to being young man because that's crazy. Yeah, that was
based backstage. Bischoff is sniffing a penis due insof Off sniffing penises. Bishoff.
He tells Hogan on the phone, who's in New York, that he
will make it work tonight. Don't worry. Well, he was saying,
you know, oh, you're ribbing me right, because I'm guessing Hogan was
telling him that Black Machismo is going to be running the show with him,
and Bischoff calls him miss test Mocker. Is this her debut? It feels
like it's like it right? He said, she's been she's been employed one
week or something or whatever. He says something like that. Sure, I
think he said a day. Yeah, I know you've only been on the
job one day. Yeah. Yeah, she's a legend, bro, miss
test Mock or ten a legend here, dude, Yeah, hundred percent.
She might be the goat. Bischoff tells, tess, uh, you know,
make sure you keep fucking this guy out of my office, and Tesmaker
says, who ground all the way out the door back here with a tie
on? Hello, yeah, easy there he is, Give me one and
they wolf Pack tap how you've been man? And Bishops is outstandard. Elico
says, well, if things go will I'll talk to Oakster and you'll be
the third member of the Miga Powers And bish said, oh that's awesome.
They're fine. So Eligo says, you know, I got his paper here,
going over the card, can you get kabuky on the phone. He
needs He's needed big time for this one, anyway, big time nuts.
So Bischoff takes the sheet of you know. It. Takes the notepad from
him and he runs down the card that Black Macheesmo booked for tonight and he
says, oh great, uh Nikolai and the Iron Cheek versus the Killer Bees.
We is a good one. Killer Bees, Coco Beware versus chem the
African Dream which remember and King Kong Bundy versus the Junkyard Dog. That five
counts amazing. That's genius genius. Well, Bishop's not really buying, he
says, listen, man, you're way too valuable. The undercard he booked,
by the way, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're booking the undercard.
You know, think of something for the main event, and you want
to you want to freak out, you want to freak out. I'm gonna
come up with the main event. Don't make you say. He's all right,
you go and you know what, miss Testmocker, you you go get
beer money in my office right now. That is fucking nuts. He plans
his downball as he walks out the door. That's not a bad card,
Killer Bees. Have you ever watched have you ever watched the Killer Bees match?
Ever? No? Meet me, Tony. You were probably around during
that arrow. You didn't like that fucking killer bees. Look at these fucking
guys, because these guys probably had something going here. Check these dudes out.
That's the American males right there. You know what, that's probably hell.
Yeah. Well, now it's time for the Pope town hall. Oh
yes, Pope, And so they show before it goes to commercial. Up
next Pope is in the house and Pope is in his gear, full gear,
and then he comes out and he is an entirely different outfit. He's
just what happened? Here happened? Man? I said, I didn't know.
I got no legistics the situation here. Man. Yeah, well here
comes the Pope. Yeah yea, I will keep doing this. So it's
the Pope versus aj Styles at lockdown for the world title. Yes, he's
gonna come out here and try to sell this match to the fans. That's
exactly what they probably told him out there, and sell the match for the
baby. He's a good he's a good promo. I don't remember really being
crazy about his matches, but he was fucking pretty over with this crowd too.
I'm actually surprised they never gave him the at least like a mom Yeah,
especially in an error where they didn't seem to care too much about the
ring Stott, right, I mean, like they I imagine he was all
character. He had a good look, fucking built, you know, maybe
because the match that happens later happens and then they go, oh, this
is why we can't. Yeah, we'll see what. We'll talk about that
here in a minute. But first, yeah, he of course aji with
Rick Flair at this point, Yes, yes he is. He has a
pope as a fucking great line here that I thought was pretty funny. He
says he's talking about Flair, of course, and he says, I'm not
calling him the nature boy anymore. He was a boy fifty years ago.
It's time to grow up. Pope, tell Styles to head down to Cape
What do he say? Cape Connavarrol. Oh, it's Cape Canaveral, Florida.
Yeah, the fuck is that it's in Florida. It must be a
fucking was NASA headed there? Yeah, that Kennedy kennedys a center and he
said you can buy, rent, or steal the most expensive astronaut suit.
Now listen, I'm sure they saw a lot of crazy things in Florida.
I can't imagine you could walk into Kennedy Space Center and buy an astronauts might
get one in Universal. You don't even need to go out there. You
might just step outside find one. You can find a guy taking pictures in
one. I'm fucking positive about that. Yeah, you're probably right. Well,
he says, go get your most expensive astronaut suit because Pope is going
to take you to the outer limits. I said, ohly shit, all
right, Well, I don't know if you guys do this or not.
And this is this is a fact that a lot of people would seem to
have misunderstood it about this feud here. But aj Styles is not pimp tacular,
so you cannot win down. You know what, Who about to argue
with that? That's a that's a real statistic. Not only pimp tacular,
James. He'll never be the handclapping, foot tapping, pimp slapping, bling
in a tire, always on fire Pope. That is d'angela de naro.
That is fucking insane. Well, Chelsea is here now, she is she?
You know he was He was done with this promo. He said,
you know, the congregation is going to declare that not only the Pope has
arrived, but Pope is pimping, and Chelsea is here. Who is Desmond
Wolf's Is it his girlfriend? It is a girl that it's his ballet for
sure. Yeah, she's there. For those who don't know, might not
know. Desmond Wolf is Nigel McGinnis. Yeah, apparently Russo picked that name.
Desmond Wolf. Is that right? Yeah? Apparently they asked him to
change it when he came in because he owns the rights to Nigel McGinnis.
And they okay, And he said he doesn't know exactly where it cames from.
But you say, wouldn't surprise him at of if it was Russo?
Okay, So he didn't have any say in it. No, they just
said, you're just gonna be Desmond Wolf. Now, well she Chelsea's here
and Pope starts risen her up pimptacular style, something that AJ styles cannot do.
And he's not gonna win a lockdown because of it, No, he's
Pope says, that's a dime piece right there, and hey, look a
little Chelsea, I canna help you. What's going on here? Chelsea says,
well, there's something, there's one thing you can do. You big
sexy uncle Chocolate, She said, you big sexy hunk. Of chocolate.
So I've always had everything I want in my life, you know, money,
cars, yachts. But there's one little dream I've had that I think
you can help me out with. I wanted to be a hoe. And
Pope's face is crazy here he's he's I can't believe what she just said.
She wants to be a hoe, And I can't fucking believe what she just
said. She wanted to be a hoe. Yeah for the Godfather. Oh
Godfather's not here. Sorry, yeah, that's true. Well, Pope says,
look here, Pope is gonna have to lay his hands on you real
soon. But before we get there, let the Pope ask you a question.
You know what question? He asked, how's your limp? He said,
Chelsea, did you pray today? Oh? My god? What the
fuck? He should have pray today? He was sadly not ahead of his
time on that one. Na, he wasn't, which is probably why I
did win the belt. That's whole cocina. He he didn't pray it.
I do say your prayer, brother, he just didn't do it. Dude,
Bope asks do you know how to drive a stick? And he looks
at the crowd like it was fucking He might as want have looked right into
the camera, you know, hold a cock, look at the camera to
deep, look like what was that one? What was that one? YouTube
series? Is really early YouTube series, like David Blaine Street Magic. Oh
my god. Yeah, and he would like stare like super deep in the
camera. You would have suck my dick looks crazy, came the camera.
Oh my god. Jealsea says, well, I can't say I know exactly,
but I'm a real quick learner. And she and then she's she's like
all up on his ship and she says, Oh, is that a gun
in your pocket? Or are you happy to see me a gun? That's
my dick looks at the camera. Well, Pope says, oh, I'm
just happy to see it. It's about confirmation. All the while, Desmond
Wolf comes in from the crowd and he's stumbles himself into the ring behind Pope
that's trying to jump him, and Pope says, you know what, holds
this for a second, I'll be all right back. Pope turns around,
lays out Desmond Wolf, then turns back around says where were we? Oh,
yeah, we were right about here. He grabs her, takes her
over starts making out with her and then drops her on the ground. Desmond
Wolf was not informed that Pope we breaked up. When he came into the
ring. It blew him away. He didn't know, so like, yeah,
that the power you hold when you're breaked up, as your senses are
like way heightened when you're break up. Like, yeah, it's pretty nuts.
A smell what a crazy said Chelsea wanted to be a hoe and then
Pope made or one. Yeah, and then he took out some money and
he stuffed it into our top as well. Yeah, Pope makes dreams come
true. Man, thank you Pope. Tena Gene says, twenty ten DVD
gets a little commercial here Joe's who They're gonna use that song like fucking you
know doing you know? I got this fucking DVD in the brown back special
like a hundred times. I think I have so many cops, but now
no. I sold all my DVDs. Yeah, I was gonna say,
if you do you have it in that bin someone somebody, I you know
what. I don't know if they listen or still follow me or anything,
but I sold actually all my p WG, all, my r oh,
all, my teenage all at one time because I was moving and I was
like, I can't keep caring vs. So I just sold him on like
a wrestling fan that just wanted He like, I don't know if he had
seen it before, whatever the case may be, sure you want to do,
but yeah, and I'm sure you know Genesis was shout that guy rocking
in there, you know times on four different DVDs. Genesis was one of
the DVDs my roommates used to fucking hate because I watch it and the ten
a DVD start menus were like four seconds loose and I would fall asleep before.
Yeah, I'd fall asleep with it on. And if he just the
rest of the fucking night, that's awesome. So we go to a pre
tape Samoa Joe has been caught on tape taking a huge ship inside a cardboard
box as whole dude, this is talking about Saw again. This was a
soft fucking video. It looked like, well, you have to remember he
was kidnapped by n Joseph's day have spoken and he's very sweaty. Dave's spoken,
and the results will be different, He's like crying, it will be
very different. We gotta get you out of here. They just couldn't let
this motherfucker do a nine minute TV mats. They said, no, you
actually kid this guy to be kidnapped by then, you idiot. That's just
god damn fault for not being PM tacular. That goddamn right. Well that's
no what man, that's the real you, and he wouldn't have want a
locked one anyways. You're right, No, no, god damn way,
Well ask today and oh I don't know, Yeah, I have no idea,
Samo Joe. Yeah, well, he's fucking kidnapped and he's taking a
huge shit. It's hot in there. He's at the Blue Man Group.
He can't figure out the way out his bathroom. He's fucking stuck in there.
No, it's coming to help him. What actually, like, I
don't remember, is it he comes back. I'm pretty sure they drop this.
They don't mention it. He just comes back on TV. Joe was
a suck did and then on March twenty nine, he resurfaced in a video
package on an episode of Impact, which is what we just saw Joe mins
Are on April nineteen edition of Impact in a match with Abyss Jarrett and Rob
Terry and Samo Joe against Sting, Desmond Wolf, Robert Rud and James Dorm
where he scored the deciding fall by pinning Rude after a musclebuster. So he
just comes back on impact. His abduction was never explained. According to Joe,
Vince Russo played a big storyline with a psycho gimmick. However, Russo
called him to return because he needed more baby faces, and Russo never found
a way to explain the abduction. There's just a whole shitty era of yeah,
you're right, yeah there is. Yeah, well, don't don't get
twisted. A few more years. He got the Magnus tag run coming up.
All right, let's where he gets negative, like fifty pointers on the
unbelievable Anyways, as Tonay and Taz are talking about the upcoming knock outside of
that, that's right, stinks of bubble love spoons. Uh no, Tony,
that's this is Orlando Jordan So Tenai and Taz are talking about this upcoming
title match, and it pans out for a second and you start hearing something
come over the loudspeaker. Yeah, the lights going down, and there's music
playing. I Am simply the best, or something like yeah, yeah,
yeah, right, exactly. So you see Orlando Jordan, And honestly,
the first time you see this, you probably don't know it's Orlando joined it
first unless you know this tron and this music. So something is coming down
from the ceiling and it is a person that is draped and TNA crossed the
line tape. Yes, it's like police tape, but t and across the
line table by the way, on the shop the tape. Yes, you
can buy the cross the Line ship. My brain is telling me right now
I should go to shop dot com. Yeah, yeah, all wrapped up
in the ship, which I don't I don't know if he was meant to
look naked. I assume that's what it was. He's descending from the ceiling.
I guess he was supposed to like be like an angel coming down,
but it looked like he was like uncomfortable. What the fun that was supposed
to be an angel because he was like moving his arms like he was some
glasses. Yeah, like, I don't know that that's a real depicts to
Angel's toudy. That really looked like, yeah, brother, he's seen it.
Yeah, you're right, because he prayed today, But it looked like
he was super uncomfortable and like trying to get out of it, like he
was fighting. He was strapped to it by something. He was being a
corporate puppet, like Jim Carrey. I'm a corporate puppet. Has anybody asked
Orlando Jordan if he ever lies it was his idea? You're right too,
But they said not today, not because they didn't sell shop tna taste.
Dude, we talked about this, right, Yeah, yeah it was.
It was funny as fuck. If that's talking about this the first time you
have got to go somewhere everywhere. Yeah, there's a lot of chizz all
over the place. He take that due it's crazy, man. Yeah,
so this is the overland. This is gets. This is like the ultimate
lolty and a b roll right here. Orlando and Jordan's coming down from the
roof. What the fuck did they think this is gonna do? Like this
is so crazy, I don't know in the crowd, like as the crowds,
like, what the fuck the common task is? Even? Like I
think that's Orlando Jordan, I don't even know what The sunglasses simply the greatest.
He gets out of the fucking gimmick too, and then he starts just
rolling on the floor. Yeah, they like Christopher Daniels. Go, man,
these motherfuckers do anything. But let's Samoa Jo got kidnap Christmah Daniels fired,
v Bubba the love Sponges on this show What the fuck? Cuts to
Mike Tonay and today has the most disgusted fucking dude. It's unbelieving. It's
like an all time or Toney fucking look. And yeah, Orlando Jordan's like
just rolling around. He starts slowly crawling up the ramp and then he just
gets off the ramp and walks by a grandma who's clapping, not sure what's
going on with her grandchild. He stops in front of a black curtain and
he poses and his sunglasses fly off, and the curtain comes up, and
there's like a set behind him with a couch and then there's Santana Garrett there
and some guy and I'm not sure what the fuse. These are the people
of the night the night. Yeah, they're like, come on with it.
Remember we talking about this. These are the two people that was the
gimmick is that they were they were having the night club podcasts. I can
just imagine t explain its explain on TV tell I think he's a tough guy.
You see the pres The best part of this whole thing is our later
Jordan's stogg is just blasting in the bag and all he hear is he is
ready to have sex to that explaing with d it wasn't fun. DTF is
a lifestyle brunt, the nightclubs lifestyle. We call this d DF Heavyweight Championship.
That's our lifestyle, bro, don't disrespect this acronym. Six yea sure,
So we got backstage. Tara is back here with JB. Yeah,
JB says, well, folks, I don't know what to make of that.
Is that Tyron and I got titles online. First one match, and
I feel like this match is about to be someone entirely different. And Tara's
pissed because Daphne took her Spider Spider Man, the poison Spider. Unbelievable,
but the fucking spiders. She carries the Spider of the ring in a little
glass veil. It has been stolen, it's gone. She should wear a
big motorcycle helmet. Unbelievably, fucking Bubbala Love Sponge was wearing the motorcycle jackets
she used to wear the titties out on a motorcycle. Why the love Sponge
not a part of the Orlando Jordan Click. There's a lot more sense,
isn't Avid Night Club? Bubba loves spunge. His name is Bubba cumrag Tony
fits he perfectly for this. The love Sponge is a grave sponge. Well,
Daphne attacks Tara during this promo. Yes she, Tara says, I'm
gonna make her pay, no pins, no submission, It's only about blood
and that's okay with me. And Daphne says me too, and she runs
up with a fucking attacks her. She's doing it all time, then throws
are on the steps and then throws her into a steel cage wall in the
back. Yes, she was gonna dude, I thought she was gonna like
bust her open there and we weren't gonna get the match she could have.
Damn, you're right, better segment. Wow, bust her open, tell
herf is started and call it you just dragging on the ring? Ding ding
ding? Oh I win. Yeah, they went down that with some Joe
and talk about TV fired him immediately just to fire first Blood match and they
gig him in the bag. They killed the Spider just stop and Jordan beats
him. Simply the greatest holy shit man. All right, So Terra versus
Daphne is first blood knockoutse title the line correct. Daphne is just biting Tara's
head and just keep telling the ref to check the blood. The match starts
with Tara beating Daphne's ass off the ramp and then they ring the bell.
It starts on the stage because we come back from commercial breaking there on the
stage right, yes, yes, And they go down to the ring.
Daphne's biting her head, just trying to make her bleed. Tara and Dapny
fight over to the commentary table and then just make Mike Tiney's life a living
hell. Dude, he's corpus in crazy though, Dot's fucking fighting on top
of him. And then Tara drags Daphne down a set of stairs, buy
her hair backwards. That cool Daphne gets her and throws her into the commentary
table like the one that they're at about the platform that the tables on.
Yes, Daphne drags Tara to the ring, grabs a broom from under the
ring to kick her ass, then breaks the broom on the turnbuckle post and
now has a fucking shiv. Yes, she's turning fucking steak. Yeah,
it's unbelievable. Daphne tries to stab Tara in the face, but she stopped.
Tara's gotta like fight like it's legit, like a vampire movie. She's
holding the steak to try to stop her from being his daddy, and Tara
then hits the peak. It was a cool move. It is a cool
I agree. I actually like it a lot. Tara grabs a toolbox.
Holy shit, and you know, in my head, I was like,
Oh, she's gonna get like something out of this, Yeah, like a
screwdriver or something. Yeah, she grabs the toolbox and it just swings the
fucking toolbox in her head as hard as possible, and she fucking annihilates Daphne's
headed. And then I also think she annihilates a camera guy at ringside with
it because it flies outside the ring. Oh did it? I didn't see
that far? Yeah, like hits hern goes flies right out. So referee
Andrew Thomas is looking at Daphne's Heady's pointing at the top of her head.
He says, oh my god, she's bleeding right there, it's over.
They ring the bell. It doesn't what dude, it doesn't show it At
first? No, I was like, I was like, are they doing
a first blood match? And then trying to call this without saying any blood
at all. I legit wrote all caps, where's the blood? I want
the receipts. So yeah, it shows her up close she has like a
little I mean, it's gotta be I probably got mosquito bites with more blood
on her than that, right, It's pretty Yeah, I mean she does
her best to try to make it look like more because she's like, but
it probably I think it probably made it worse. Like I probably would have
been like, you know, because she was like, it would have been
very like if it was like Britt Baker style TV shore ripping, fucking just
eating blood of her face, whatever, it would have been. Fucking it
would have been the craziest shit ever. Would have set the stage for this
that they would have never been able to reach again. This would have definitely
would have did it too, by the way she know she whatever said,
it would have and it would have set the stage. Dude, if they
have grand opening, grand closing for this game, but you were never doing
that again. But I guess the way they did it here with this is
that you can revisit and probably do it a little bit better the next time.
Do they Probably not. But yes, she's not bleeding much. It's
like a little and yeah, it's it's a little. I mean, honestly,
I don't mean, I mean, you could have fold me. I
don't even know if she giggs. I think terror might have really gone her
with the Yeah, it looked like, yeah, I felt like this is
a scary movie moment, like I feel like someone from the toolbox and then
like you, they would grab something out of it and then they just Yeah,
they trying to make it look cool by definitely like rubbing blood all over
her face and trying to make it looking more blood than it is. And
Tara's trying to sell it, but it's like it's kind of there's not enough
fucking blood. Yeah, just give her a fucking packet and told her run
it down her face. I don't care, Yeah right, yeah, yeah,
yeah, fool fool me. Yeah it work me. I don't care.
I love being worked as you should as a wrestling fan. Backstage,
aj Styles in the Flare Robe is walking to the ring as Rick Flair is
being pushed in a wheelchair by Chelsea all of you know, Flair goes on
to shit talk TNA obviously, but I'm pretty sure everybody fucking does, I
believe. At the time, said like this was like his favorite time in
TENA because he got to be like a spotlighted heel a Flare in the wheelchair
is goading it did wheelchair Flair is is funny as fucking hilarious, and we'll
get to see you in this next match here. Yeah, whatever Joe's walk,
I understand. I understand. Well, we have AJ Styles versus Jeff
Jarrett, proving ground match. Jarrett beats aj Styles, then he will be
the noble continder after lockdown, right, but there's no time it's not really
proving ground. I was just saying that, but it's Champ and you know
he's you know, if he beats him, he's number one, he's under
after the baby, so it's close enough to it. Yeah, just no
time limit or anything, right, Sure, So Jarrett is out here to
a remix of My World? Was it? Yeah? It was? Oh
wow, I did catch that. Yeah, yeah, so you can actually
hear My World. But he hit because I went back and listened to it.
I said, what song is this? Yeah, and then he got
to the ring and I can hear it in the background, so it's like
a remix. I think, like it's like a beginning part and then it
remixes into it for sure, And someone will pay dearly for this, because
he should have just came out to my ward. He also has no guitar,
but it was because baby Face. Yeah, baby face guy, baby
face Jared never really okay, well, aj makes his interest in the flare
robe, which, by the way, this this is ridiculous. This is
the most like it's so crazy because it's flip flopped right, yes, exactly,
Like this is wrong, like yeah, this is like this is the
complete opposite of what you would imagine, because like, as I'm watching this,
I'm realizing how funny this is because usually, and for the most part
of TNA, it was always the other way. AJ was the under underneath
baby Face and with the main of yeah, and they just kind of flipped
around. Now AJ heel. But it's also hard just to not like Aje.
He just looks beast right, his moves are awesome. He's done it
all, He's been the champ. He's the fucking number one guy that anyone
talks about in TNA. Ever, he's the TENA guy. Yeah, so
it's not so it's like when people give them heat, it's like kind of
there, but they still want to cheer. They boo them out of respect
more than like actually like hating him. Yeah yeah, yeah. It shows
Flair here on the outside in the wheelchair as Chelsea pushed him to the ring.
Yeah, like a j does his entrance and then Flair gets wheeled out
to the ring and he's fucking He's pantomiming the whole match too. He's awesome
in the wheel He looks fucking insane. Flair in the wheelchairs, crazy stance
in the wheelchair, glasses up pointing to the ring, wide open eyes here.
Yeah, yeah, this is a nutty ass dude. He has a
walking cane that he's not using. No, he fucked that he has Chelsea.
He's good. I love the Jeff Jarrett punches, by the way.
They're very specific, dude, I actually really like this match. By the
way, I thought that Jared's punches are great. I think Jarrett is a
great fucking baby face here too. He's like doing all the like you know,
you know, day one baby face stuff. But it works, and
the crowd like loves him for it. Yeah, everybody loves Yeah. Well,
I mean he did fucking you know for what. Whatever's work. I
mean it's such a weird like to try and make like a bayface heal thing
out of this, because like everybody knows Hogan's running things. But we really
like the Jeff Jarrett Aji styles DNA, so we can't hit on that.
Yeah, sure, yeah. Jared lines AJ out of the ring. He
turns towards Flair and does the Fargo strut, and Flair like almost gets out
of the wheelchair and goes to attack him. He's the wheel himself to the
ring. AJ puts a figure four in and Flair rides the wheelchair up to
the ring fucking evil intent. He's got the neck out, crazy dude.
The way he's going on this ring is red and Flair reaches out with his
cane to AJ grabs it while he's in the figure four for leverage, and
the ref breaks it up, which I thought was a fantastic spot here.
It is fucking awesome. Jeff Jarrett gets the figure four in instead on AJ
and then Flair tries to use his cane to hit him out of it,
which I thought was yeah, like I think what AJ rolled it over right,
and then Jared had the ropes and Flair swiped him with the big and
ref called him. He said, if I see you doing that again,
I'm throwing you out of here, bro, and yeah, yeah. He
ends up getting ejected and Gunner of TNA Security comes in and flare out.
I didn't know who the other guys was, but one of them I knew
was Gunner. Yeah, fuck his short hair, Gunner. That's so weird.
So you got Jared fighting up out of a chinlock with AJ Styles here,
Yes, and they're crazy Jared fighting out of a chinlock from commercial from
AJ Styles. By the way, during the commercial, Jared had AJ and
a sleeper and AJ low blowed them and then did a house show dive on
them. I love AJ's house shows, by the way. They are fucking
very good. Like Josi crossbodies them. It's good too, like he he
also like I don't know if pantomime is a word, but he gets so
much air that he can kind of like wiggle his body in the air and
make it look like he has more impact when he's coming down. That's what
I'm saying. It's like a Jo cross body like he's able to kind of
wind back and then go forward. That's very cool. Jared also does a
fucking crucifix and turns it into a sunset flip, but AJ punches him the
head to stop him. I said, what the fuck is what am I
watching? So Jarry's time for double J's comeback, which is a back body
drop, two lines, a belly to back and a pedigree. It's crazy.
He hooked the ar Yeah, Tony was nuts. He hooked the arms
and I said, what the fuck is he doing here? And he does
the pedigress of what Yeah. Styles kicks out at two here, Jarrett into
flying nothing into AJ's standing nothing, which was turned into the AJ gets on
the apron and yells, I'm gonna kill him. Phenomenal forearm in a two
count. Jarrett with the Alabama Jama dude, Yeah, fucking Alabama slam counter.
When AJ was going for the style's clash, I was sweet, Yeah,
double down, that's cool. Ref starts to tink count, but Flair
distracts him by wooing in a wheelchair on the outside. Flare dude, the
ref is doing the end count. I mean he's staring out past the camera,
so the fuck is he looking at? And the camera cuts in.
It's very red Rick Flair screaming at the ring and Brian Hebner's like, what
the fuck are you doing out here? And get the fuck out of here?
And Flair's argument back is whoa, whoa whoa, And then Jared ends
up throwing Aj into the ropes. The referee dies, fucking falls off the
apron, almost bashes his head on the ramp. Jared launches Aj into the
ring post. They're on the second stroke off the second rope. There's no
fucking referee. It was awesome no ref though. Yeah, Jared actually pins
Aj for a record nine count DNA istor he's made. Bischoff slides in from
the crowd with the guitar and waits for Jared to turn around forever. Yeah,
because Jared knows he's there. He can smell him in the ring.
He's bricked up, beads a toast. Jared blocks it and grabs it and
he's about to hit Eric with the guitar, but Style low blows him.
He low blows him, and then his hand starts bleeding unbelievably crazy amount of
blood, his cock just destroying it. He's shit. The double jule j
slices with his cock. So aj AJ low blows him and I guess his
fucking knuckle caught the like the tuner of the guitar, and yeah, gashed
his fucking finger crazy like between his knuckle. So his hand is just gushing
blood off the low blow and then he hits the styles clash uh and the
ref is Bischof picks up. The ref slaps him, throws him in the
ring. I don't know why you have to slap him, but he slapped
him in the face, throws him in the ring one two three, I
imagine. We get backstage and says, why were you not holding the guitar
over your head? Blow was coming? Yeah, that's crazy, dude.
His hand was like they zoom in on it. He's like a gash between
his knuckles. It was gnarly looking, it was. He bled all over
the fucking ring. Craz He's lost the first blood mad. So we go
backstage. Jeff Hardy, Eric Young and Rob Van Damn are here with JB.
This is this is so fucking taunt spamming Jeff Hardy's in another world.
Eric Young's the only one trying to hold it together here. Yeah, JV's
here and he gas you up here with Jeff Hardy and Eric Young and rob
them and then hardy'd Rvady do their tasses same time. Eric's got nothing to
do. He's just trying to fucking put the angle over. Yeah, Young
says, Nash is cool. I don't know why he's being like this.
You know what I mean, He's dick. You know I'm in the right
I'm in the business for the right reasons. Nash obviously is not in the
fucking business for the right reasons, because business for money, fucking idiot and
RvDs. Once she made into the top, you know me and Jeff Hardy,
we know me and Jeff ever here, we know we gotta fight harder
than ever to preserve it. And Harvy says they do disrespected. J e
Why we got your back? Hey, Jeff, hot tag color he go
some words. Jeff says, they keep their boots on my head when I'm
climbing the ladder to success. And they didn't care when I was climbing at
the Swanton, But now I'm climbing to the area and why because they can't
shine my boots, and RVD gets right up to the camera and says,
now get your shine bocks. Boys. Anyway, Eric young Stowe's board say
what the fuck? It wasn't the end? God dammit, Robber. Eric
says, look at your two partners and look at my partners, And you
answer this? Who traded up? Rbdy's taunts you're you're both moving laterally.
When I'm born, I was good for Swanton. Now you want to climb
on my head later the top? That's the top, is what I'm saying,
bro. So he got backstage. Black Macheese Man meets with bitch Off
to talk about his main event. He came out with tonight, Yeah,
you know, I would call the snake Man or Cookoo be ware, but
I don't trust those guys. Wait, don't go past meet. Where are
you going there? Bischoff is not trying to talk to him at all,
and jay Leeville says, oh, I got the perfect main event, brutus
the Barbara Beefcake versus the model. Come on, nobody nobody thinking that you
know I got it. Michel says, listen, man, there's only one
real main event. In this building tonight, and Jay leets really exciting.
He says, Oh, Jimmy STU give me his number. He says,
you found Jimmy crazy way you found he's in the building. Bitshall says,
listen, there's only one tree main eventor and it's you. Lee says,
oh, you know you said it first, So always think I was thinking
that. But you know, bitch says listen, they're playing your music right
now. They're gonna be playing your music any minute. Man, you gotta
go, he's, well, who am I'm facing? Don't worry about that.
You gotta go. You're in the fucking black but cheese mode. You
got this man, get out there. So Jay Lethal has a match now,
and what do you know? It's Jay Lethal against beer Money, both
both members of Beer Money. Seeing beer Money as heels is funny. I
like them as heels. I actually like the baby Face more because the crowd
got super into him. They were super over and the Boozer Cruiser was super
over. Yeah, that was awesome. Actually, I do like them as
like smarmy dickheads here, like bischolfs, like goons here is pretty fun too,
though. It's all right, yeah, but god, damn boozer cruiser
with the fucking beer. Yeah, they had it all there, they were
rocking. So, yeah, they beat the ship out of Jay Lethal here
two on one. Lethal starts fighting back, but beer Money hits an assistant
spin out, you're an aggy? Was sweet? Yeah that was awesome.
Yeah, Storm actually thinks it's over after that. Yeah it should have been.
Yeah, he goes to grab a beer to take a drink, and
when he does, Lethal rolls up Rue and he actually beats them to one
one. That was so funny. I was like, Wow, that's fucking
that's great. That's like a perfect finish for this. And Bischoff is watching
this on his Dell computer somehow in his office. He is pissed, and
for some reason I can only hear him out of my left ear when he
says, you gotta be freaking kidding me over them. Yeah, you weren't
supposed to hear that though, So we get a TENA lockdown commercial. You'll
never gets a song for this one. What you are going to hear this
young beast By the way, Jay Lethal chugging the beer on the ramp.
By the way, he's doing the Manchu Man pose with the beer bottles.
Fucking pretty good anyway. Who the shows last week Matt Morgan, Okay,
I just want to make sure we understand this. He goes from black macheesemo
drinking beer on the stage, spinning around doing fucking Montre mantants to the d
lockdog conversion him with the five figure death by the song Yes, and then
everything gets super quiet. Last week it's a serious woman, Yeah, it's
one of the more serious. But it was the TENA history Last week Matt
Morgan fucking kick and he died, fucking ended his career. He hit the
carbon footprint into a ring post DNA and DNA. He killed Hernandez Sean don't
to bring up the cape forgets, I forgot about that. To bring out
the cake, come on, Thunderle's happened before after this, It must has
to be after. Yet it has to be after gold variant. That's like
a fight forever. Bat Morgan house to get that? Or did he go
to the shop, it'd be funny. Or if you went to the shop.
I don't remember. I just remember I feel like it went to the
shore. Ever. Just watch this shit like god fucking damn it, bro
Dude, the cave coming out was Crazy Man, the boy he used to
get roast on the forums. So crazy with fucking Gooper Man, says crazy
Matt Morgan will speak on his uh killing spree well today, said he suffered
a herne in the discs and Sam there is no coming back from that.
And Sean, we wish you well in your recovery. I see he went
to the shop. I found a picture of it. He went to the
Hogan shop, set them up and stole it. You know he do you
steal it? I think he stole it, right, Oh yeah, I
don't think Hogan gave it to all right, he's about kiss Hogan it as
he said, you want my DNA brother yeah style DTF. Yeah, Man,
I mean Hernandez he's done. I'm sure it was something with a contract,
right or what I'm in the case, maybe didn't they didn't they like
her don't. And also you know, I mean like a Hernia discs,
like like if you take, if you take, just like a regular Mex.
They're not they're not coming back from that. But Super Mex he's coming
back. Give him two weeks. He's coming back with another push. That's
right, Tony. I don't know, Bra with the arms. He's going
with the go on everybody fucking the fucking little picture him. We used to
use on Yes, yes, headband ya dude, headbands, Superman, this
is broken tech is crazy. Yeah yeah, bald the next the Neck Injury
storeline was created so Hernandez could work in Mexico for three months. I hear
you come back for another push. That's so crazy, that's awesome. So
yeah, next up we have Desmond Wolf versus the Pope. Dude. Yeah,
okay, so this is the point of the show where I was like,
holy shit, man, let's let's get to this fucking cage match.
Everybody, dude. They packed twenty pounds of shit and a ten pound bag
crazy on this. This was an un announced match. By the way,
I was like, all right, it must be time for the fucking cage
and they flash a graphic all Pope versus Desmond Wolf up next. God,
I also want to make sure we understand the Pope is the number one contender
for the pay per view coming up. Correct, All right, so let's
talk about this match Desmond Wolf in the Pope. What is there to talk
about? Well, first off, I'd like to say I wish Niger came
to Tena with the fucking rway chair because this is pissing me off looking at
it. Dude, bald not joy fucking can'ts damn bald not Why whatever they
cut the hair, dude, let's have been like growing longer. Yeah,
man, right, yes, spiking up even more. God damn listen,
not carrying the iron around anymore? Fine, I can settle for that.
He cut the hair, bro, come on, bro, yeah, come
on he does. He does the taunt still though, Yeah the fuck you
fingers? Yeah yeah, yeah, it would have been so much cool with
the rhair, with the glasses. See, if you would have kept the
glasses with the hair, things would have been fucking fine. Big puffy jacket,
you would have been fine. Fine. Even the purple trunks is fine.
Yeah yeah yeah, jacket was missing too, wasn't he. Yah?
Yeah. He comes out during his entrance with like, I feel like they
told him you gotta be like, you gotta show more expressions. So he
comes out with like the most like he just smells the ass. Ever the
fuck Desmond wolf skimming because he makes crazy faces and he likes soccer. I
think, yeah, this man, fuck you man, I can't believe perhaps
possibly, Yeah, man, what the fun man gets bigs out here and
this guy's ship put the arms, motherfucker, yeah out of here, great
hair back, come back in six months. We'll figure it out. We're
gonna border toss you and you're gonna go to the Sumo Joe cardboard box and
shoot your pants like I've faced, like you do in the ring. Right
now, bitch, God damn. All right, So Desmel Wolf is here.
I love to love Nigel and because we love him, yeah, we
said, yeah, I'll make sure everyone. Yeah, Nijel is the man.
You know, two years prior, this motherfucker was having his all time
world title run in roh, fucking beating everybody, have a crazy matchss man.
He comes in, he's fucking facing curt Angle. They're, you know,
big crazy feud here, like coming in and facing King. Yeah he
does, and it's nuts and like now he's fucking then. You know you
had to sit here and realize where's I get fucked? This guy's Desbel Wolf
is gimmick as he likes soccer sometimes and he's got the Wolfs, the Walmart
Wolfs, the Walmart Wolves because his shirts were fucking just the three Wolves howling
at the moon and show like the American Wolves. It was always the same.
If you have a wolf gimmick, fucking damn it. All right,
So we need one more from him. By the way, he needs to
come back and heeds to face Brian and I don't care. Yeah, fix
the hair. We'll get the hair going the game. Yeah you're good,
You're good to go down. Yeah yeah, No, no more magic.
You're spitting now. Don't don't bring that up backstage. Leave that out there,
brother. So Pope comes out, and of course the Pope's bucks fall
from the sky here. He's got money coming everywhere. I do want to
let you guys know that the Dark Match, I was just looking it up.
Was Daniels was still employed, so he was fighting Ocada. So Ocado
was I think he's done after this show. Yeah, he he's fired on
the thirty first, so great, thank you. So Kata is watching the
Pope's entrance, just taking notes the whole time. It's steal a shit,
yeah, the whole thing. It's weird. Pope is like super he's over,
yes, but no one wants to seem wrestle because he's not very fun
to watch wrestle. It's it's like, so it's like historically silent into in
Bezo right now. Yeah, I mean it's yeah, you can hear you
can hear a fucking fart from Samo Joe's, you know. And I don't
know if everybody from ten A sorry, yeah, you know, I don't
think everyone that was a ten A head has quit ten Ages yet. Like
the obviously the IMPEC still has people, and it's not were only a few
months into the Hogan thing. Obviously people are pissed in January, but like
there's probably still people around. They know game, you know, they know
Desmond Wolf, you know, they know this. They know this guy's got
cred h and uh it is I mean you literally can hear the hair dryer
going off, and I feel like that it wasn't You're right, I wasn't
unfamiliar for that to happen either, James, because I feel like mister Anderson
was exactly the same way he was. He was a guy that was over
that they didn't care about seeing Russell. Florida Natives loved seeing the guy's chained
asshole or whatever. You're right, Yeah, thanks for a little tough And
this is a prime example because this is fucking nothing man. Yeah, Chelsea
up on the apron distract Earl Hebner, who is I mean? Okay,
So they told Earl to get distracted by Chelsea. So he decided that he
was gonna get the most distracted any referee has ever been distracted. He was
going to I fuck this shit out of her. Means like Dalla four.
It seems like at some point Style Orlando Jordan comes from the sky. DTF.
He doesn't even see because he said his strategy. Yeah, Chelsea's like
lifting her dress up, and Earl's fucking If we all had a Twitter,
he would have been going crazy at this time. Yeah, Desmond Wolf uses
a chain and then he beats the number one contender for the belt in a
randomly made same night match no one asked for and no one will remember.
So I guess maybe it didn't matter, but it's still like, why the
fuck? Why why would you do that to him? During the match.
By the way, Test says, oh, Chelsea has a slanky voice,
Tony says slanky. That says slanky, bro, And Today says, listen,
I just googled Dilly Gaff and now I'm gonna have to google slanky and
test. Yeah, you know, some tomatoes are slanky when they talk.
That was my favorite part of the match. Oh. Also, dude,
I think this also lends credence to them saying that fucking Nigel had to do
faces because when he's loading up the chain, he looks directly into the roamer
cam with the most like he might as well been twirling his fucking mustache when
he fucking did this, because he has like the evil, most evil,
shitty look on his face before he hits poping the head. Actually, a
favorite part of the matches I always forgot about it was when they it's very
beginning to match and Chelsea's on the outside and he looks at Chelsea forever and
she doesn't know what to do. He's just making faces at her when the
crowd is reacting. She's supposed to be like like smiling at Pope or something,
because that's what how he's reacting. He's just it was like he's taking
his ships missing the faces. He said, dude, the John Breaker,
Please, I can't do that. Here He's looking at Chelsea like I threw
up. There's no way. That's so crazy to me, man, it
is a world fucking years. That's crazy hasn't even been too no, but
I mean his world time was always It's only been two years is he was
like the best rec Yeah, you're right, and they said, fuck all
that don't want to see that fucking London does it? I try to see
that ship regular do you do the time in London? But you ain't beaten
Pop with it. I'm gonna tell you that just with your chain, droll,
your bustash. I mean there there's top five, top ten, top
fifty, top twenty. This is one of the most This guy's career got
fucked and he had nothing to do with him. Man, had fucking nothing
to do with him. So what like, I actually don't eat because he's
in TNA until twenty eleven. It looks like, I guess supposedly teams with
No he teams with Brutus Magnus. Holy fuck, man, that was inspired.
He's teaming with Brutus Magnus to fucking wrestle on explosion. Damn wait wait
London Brawling finish or that was their team named London Brawling. Holy shit?
What was their finish? Let's see all right, I'm clicking on it.
Okay, so sidewalk slam hold from Magnus Desmond Wolf hits the ropes, just
jumping knee, okay, and then slam. Dude, fuck you man,
you're telling me night of my kidness came up with the sidewalks slam tag team
finisher. You're doing to fucking hell man? What the fuck damn it?
Four matches with the Pope are coming, by the way, though, just
so you know, Yeah, of course this is like the biggest feed of
his career. Right. Anyways, London Brawling. All right, So Kurt
Angle town Hall. Speaking of Kurt Angle, So the cage is set up,
We're all ready for the main event. They're talking about the cage.
You know, this is fucking statistic in Lockdown. Also having a cage match
before Lockdown is also pretty crazy, but that's a dumb idea. This was
for discussion for that, Yeah, sure, especially this cage match. So
you can see a cage match for all the matches this Every match is the
cage. Yeah, and it's this It's not like this one is gonna make
me be like, oh wow, I can't wait to see more of these.
Kurt Angle's music hits and he's in a suit and he comes up from
the ground that He's very stoic, and it made me laugh at Kurt Angle.
I don't know. The first thing I noticed. I don't know about
you guys. The first thing I fucking notice here his eyes is this big
ass dog tag. Dude, it is gigantic. So Kurt Angles here to
talk about Ken Anderson and how Anderson Kid Anderson has said that he is just
as good as Kurt Angle. Well, Kurt Angle revis Kurt Anderson that he's
a freaking Olympic gold medalist and he has the backing of five hundred troops in
the US Navy Seals. You disrespect the troops and I'll fucking kill you this
dog tag. He's dire from the very same troops. Let's see sting versus
Vampire and human twitch match every day. There goddamn lives. John McCain gave
me this dog on the back of pr in Sticks signature and Steve well Kison
comes out and says, people are dude, he's in the pro wrestling.
The real people are a fake shirt. I explained this to deb and she
said, I'm like super disappointed that you know that. Yeah, come man,
it's a quote by him and says it on the shirt. Mister Anderson,
how the rock dude I've been ever since we talked about him on the
last ten episode of How How He's La Night is just the same. Guys,
I've been seeing that around. I think, yeah, I think we
unlocked that in people's brain. Asshole. Let me talk to your asshole.
Yeah, yes, Ken Anderson says this interson, this feat has been fifty
fifty. The booking has just been fifty fi. You can't beat this anymore.
Anderson says before lockdown, We're gonna have another fucking match. Yes,
it's gonna be a ladder match. So he by the way, as he's
talking, it keeps zooming in on Kurt's bloodshot eyes. And then also interesting
is chomping come crazy because triple that, you know? Anderson and said,
Tina decides to put us in the cage so we can set all our differences.
Let me tell you something, let me do let me yeah, said
Eric Bischoff sanctioned a ladder match with us, and he takes forever to fucking
say it's a ladder match too. Yeah, he had like a grand promo
in his head and then like he had all the right pieces, but he
also accidentally picked up another puzzle and added the pieces to it. Dude.
He was trying to like make it dramatic by like explaining it slowly, and
it just made it worse. The ladder match will have a key that will
open up the steel cage at lockdown. Why so someone has key cheese,
Like, okay, you get the because Kurt says the only way to win
is to leave the cage. So that's the step for this match. So
the winner of the ladder match gets the key to open the door. Who
who fucking cares well? Ken Anderson asshole? And you're right, dude.
The way he talks like you can't take anything serious, Like how how do
you have a blood feud with this guy? It's like super like Jane carry
Dane. Yeah, like the way he goes back and forth. The ladder
match will have a key that will open ye asshole at lockdown. That's exactly
pro wrestling is real, dude. That match with him and Anderson is twenty
minutes. By the way, she was a banger. I remember Ken Anderson
walking around the Jeff Hardy belt. That's that's like my biggest reminder of Kenny
Love that fucking era in my hands for some reason that he cut the cut.
He cut the promo about chewing gum with the Jeff Hardy title. I
swear to god he did. Ki Aderson Chewing Gum. I don't know if
you can find out of anything I swear that isn't dead a lot in this
ship. Yeah, promo when Jeff Hardy, When Jeff Hardy January thirteenth impact,
Dude, the asshole, you better asshole shirt. What the fuck is
wrong with this guy? Dude? This was a pivotal DNA. I see.
Yeah, because it was so funny. I never forget it. Yeah.
Ki Anderson with Jeff Hardy belt Chewing Gum twenty also loved people shooting.
I mean, we all did. We all wanted another war. It was
just it was like, yeah, let's go. So Ken Anderson says,
Kurt Angle, you're a better guy. But guess what, buddy, nice
guys finished last. Yes, of course, he's yeah, may the best
man win and you know you're you're the better man. Will not win because
Kurt, you're the better man. And yeah, as James and nice guys
always finished last. And there's a lot more to that. And I know
you wrote it down, but God, damn if he doesn't go on for
twenty minutes at the end here about the guy, Yeah, he says,
yeah, yeah, I did write it down because I'm a fucking maniac.
Yeah, the better man will not win. You're a better man, You're
a better father, better, a better son, better role model for the
youth of America. Kurt's a nice guy, isn't he. Well, nice
guys always finished last. And thank god, thank god, thank god.
I'm an assall in on Kurt's emotionless face with his bloodshot eyes dog tag when
the human torch match, Human torch Watcher, unbelievable man. Yeah, the
band, the band come out here and make their interests. Kurt Angel walks
at the ramp and he looks at Kevin Nash and they too sweet. Yeah,
what the fuck? I guess so ahm he am. So now it's
time for the main event, the band versus Eric Young, Jeff Hardy and
Rob Van Dam and the steel Cage match, which is the main event Jeff
Hardy style. Uh yeah, the Nash Hall and Six are out here.
Six is crotch chopping on the ramp and a Bubba Army shirt. Anyway,
Rob Damninado Terminato here he does look awesome. When here's Jeff Hardy with underwear
on his fucking face, crazy face pa spinning up water on his shirt.
He's he's not even like spitting it out, He's just dribbling water down.
So Eric, he's out of here. He rushes the cage, but Sixpox
slams the door in his face, and the band comes out and starts beating
the ship out of him outside the cage. Yeah, I'm not sure what
Eric Young expected. The band was standing right at the door. He runs
at it and then it gets smash into his head. Okay, he's Jeff
Hardy, dude. Well, speaking of that, fucking six Pock hits a
spin kick that I swear gives Rvody a fucking concussion. He kicks him right
in his head. Everbody drops like a sack of shit, and six drops
down, and like you can see, he's checking on him to make sure
he didn't kill him. The fuck he kicks him so fucking hard man.
So the band gets RVD and Jeff Hardy in the cage and then six Poc
locks the door and now they're beating him down three on two. If he
win the ladder match stick at the key. No, no one has the
key, Sadley, so no one can open that door. They all have
to climb out. Oh fuck. So Sixpot goes for Irana. Jeff Hardy
stuffs him with a power bomb beast style. Just that was awesome. I'm
draining to the floor. That was a receipt for RVD. RVD and Hardy
start somehow beating up the band three two on three does a rolling thunder to
six and Jeff does the leg drop to the balls like in Unison. RVD
climbs up as e Y is climbing the outside of the cage to get in.
Here. Ey gets to the top. Yeah, Ey gets to the
top of the cage. Six Pot cuts him off. RVD has six POC
now as he's he's climbed up and he has a hold of six poc and
he literally just grabs him and then chucks him at the fucking four K twenty
three animation. Just get the fuck off the cage. It just throws him
back. Now all three of the other all three of the band are out
on the ground. This is fucking This is the three most gnarliest moves.
The band asked for more money when they went backstage after this one thinks he
got held up. RVD hits a gnarly fucking five star on Scott Hall and
I'm pretty sure he hit a six pock with it too. Yeah, he
definitely was trying to fuck it hurt. Somebody was a receipt and Jeff Hardy
hits a swanton right on Kevin Zh's head ever run up his nose, disgusting.
Young. I was gonna say, do you think they didn't know,
like because they were all like laying kind of sprawled out, they weren't really
in anywhere perfect Like, do you think they got confused on who they were
supposed to hit so they just went Harvey had a jump over six pot to
get the scutt think about that at all when they setting this up. Jeff
Hardy was just fun. Jeff Hardy said, go Ey is at the top
of the cage and he fucking jumps off and hits an elbow drop off the
top of the cage to six pot, huge t and a chance. Finally
this place is fucking They're going nuts, man, this is awesome. That
was fucking awesome. And Ey Hardy and RVD win, Yeah, e Y
and Jeff Pinn six and RVD pins scutt All. Eric Young is bleeding,
by the way, I'm not sure why. He probably hit a guitar by
accident. Sorry, he's trying to low blow the gage so backstage because that's
not the end here. No. Yeah, today on commentary, there's like,
you know, the boys are fucking celebrating today, says oh, Christy
Heny is standing by with the monster abyss, and he's going to reveal his
first teammate for Team Hogan at Lethal Lockdown. Fucking Red and Yellow Abyss.
Let me Christie as a captain of Team Hogan. Dude, his little ring
on. Yeah, he's representing whole Comania and all the whole Comaniacs and he's
just bouncing on it. He's just he said, he'll do anything to ensure
that total annihilation of Team Flair, especially it's captain Sting. You know one
time you mentored me and you carried me through some of the toughest times in
my life when my dad shot my mom and then I shot then I shot
her and then everyone else shot her, and then we never talked about it
again, and then we had last rites match. Yeah, my brother died.
I killed him and send him to Heaven. Where's my dad James Mitchell?
Or maybe he's not. It was like the last Reds match where you
send your opponent to Heaven. That's right, Matcho's not there. I'll tell
you that much. Yeah, he says, it's gonna be three other members
of the Team Hogan, and those three chosen Warriors must be hungry. Wake
up, it must be bloodthirsty and haven't acts to grind. And I made
my selection for the second member of Team Hogan, and I talked to the
Hulkster and he's given me his approval. Christ team is Oh, who is
it? Who is it? And Jeff Jarrett comes in. This is all
Christy. Isn't this business crazy? And keep playing Christie? Keep Jeff Hardy's
music on. I got a hell of a front of the cut. Keep
that running manest Jared says, now that the Hulkster has my respect, I'm
proud to be on his team. And flare you want to get involved in
my matches? Well, I'm gonna start getting involved in yours at lockdown,
and I'm gonna I'm blowing it all off in St. Louis. Come on,
jeff Is moods on it over the cage, go on, says your
move, nature boy, what you're gonna do. What you're gonna do when
the monster abyss, Jeff Jarrett and Demogan run wold on you and he does
the point and I fucking hate this. What a what a great segment,
what a trifect And then we go back in the show, RBD, Hardy
and Never Young celebrating with Escape the Cage. By the way, at the
top, Jeff was definitely past the top of he was he was, he
was over the top about damn all right? Yeah, man, unbelievable.
Uh, what a fucking what a strange Raw had of Jack's blagger made event?
Okay, can you please tell me what Rawl had? Yeah, all
right, we started off here. We had Christian and Ted d Bias and
a Legends lumberjack match and went three minutes. Somehow Ted b junior, Yeah
it links to it, just says Ted links. Well, yeah, they
dropped the junior for him too. I'm pretty sure. Okay, that's doesn't
make any sense, all right, so does Beth Phoenix, Mickey James,
Gail, Kim, Eve Dorres and Kelly Kelly defeated Vicky Guerrero. Team Late
Cool, Maurice and Alicia Fox, this has to go three seventeen seconds?
What how's the fucking possible seven? I thought three was given away? Maybe
he'll be five seventeen fucking sex seventy seconds. We got to be getting close
to Gail Kim saying this, yeah, yeah, well you gotta remember we're
in the guest host ra Rows. So we got goddamn Clark Duke and Rob
cord Dry and they booked themselves. Of course, they booked themselves in a
hot tub match with the divas. That's why I went seventeen seconds. They
all got yeah that's real c DTF. Come on, h we got the
Heart Dynasty. They beat Big Show and the miss by count out in six
minutes. Wow wow, yeah, so there it's not a match, but
the hosts enter a hot tub with four divas, claiming whoever stay in the
longest is the winter. And then later the show they cut back to the
hot tub and the girls are not there and it's just Mark Henry and Nordswaddle.
Uh. And then the main of a show is John Cena and Randy
Orton versus Batista and Jack Swagger. Wow, wow the fuck did Jack Swagger
getting there? Shamus knocked out somebody with a lead pipe, Triple H.
It looks like Bret Hart. Bret Hart came out and said it felt good
to beat Vincent WrestleMania, and then show Miss comes out and they said they
hate Brett. And that's that's how the Heart Dynasty, I guess, came
out there. And then Shawn Michael has had a farewell speech and he thanked
many people including Jesus Christ, Vince McMahon, Jess, Bret Hart, Triple
H, Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, the fans, and the TV crew.
That's it. And then he got a hug from Triple H, who
placed the d X glowed sticks at Sean's feet and it writes here as a
memorial, which is nuts. Wait, I guess I never realized that,
I guess until Shan came back and wrestled. But Brett and Shawn's last matches
were on the same show. Yeah, I guess they do a lot.
This is why, this is why they made Sean Ritts higher, because they
had to beat Tna Well he died. It was a show buncher clips apparently
to the show like Undertaker and the Rockers debut and all that ship and when
he buried Martage Genetti and he got fired. He should have shown the one
where he took the European title off the British bulldogs him to eat the ship
he got beat up by the Navy. Yeah, where he got kids ass
kicked by the Navy seals. How about the one where he buried Vader big
style and then VADERA won the triple crowd or something. Yeah, I think
that's a good idea. Guys. When at my funeral, I hope you
pour d ex gloistick juice all over my gas yea, and I will yeah,
And I like you yeah, and I'll put I'll even put you in
the guests for him, buddy, thank you. I got you karaoke at
your funeral. Right now, hit the saw. Everybody shut us over,
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