The One Where Your Receipts Need To Match

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Speaker 1: In honor of the Miami reunion. I'm wearing a sweatsuit with Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 2: All that's such a six. What do you have Jordan's on right now?

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Speaker 1: You must? I must? I does he We'll just welcome back and get them all a podcast, if I do say so myself. Monday's Boner Bonus episode.

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Speaker 2: With Hidden Different so funny and fun I love good.

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Speaker 1: Why why are the bonus episodes so good?

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Speaker 2: They're so good? I think it's because we talked about this.

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Speaker 3: I think it's because we instead of being overwhelmed with so much to talk about, we get to focus on one little thing, which allows us to deep dive into like funny and fun details.

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Speaker 1: And also we're like opening up to the audience, and the audience writes in. So it's just like a giant Kiket session with all of our friends who are also writing in about horrific or funny moments like anal with conditioner.

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Speaker 3: Dying of dying over that goggles. I'd like you guys to know we'll tease this. There was a clip cut and it was about something I talk in the bonus episode, and I thought, you know what, maybe this isn't the best promo clip. You can still hear it on the Bonus episode, but it's basically my worst experience.

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Speaker 2: And it's interesting.

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Speaker 1: We were driving here today and Jessica was like, you know, the original clip that they cut was me having come on my face with goggles, and I go, yeah, Santa Claus, come.

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Speaker 3: Mind you we were in that. I was like, yes, you guys, cut that clip. It's gonna be hilarious. And then they sent it to me and I was like, was I really that graphic?

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Speaker 1: You were very graphic and it was awesome, And then she says in the car, she goes, there's gonna be a day where I have like kids and I don't really know that. I want like someone to be like, hey, I saw this clip of your mom like having come all over her face. And I'm like, Jessica, let me tell you something. If Kim Kardashian can just get dicked down by Ray J for all the hours in the world and still be the number one celebrity on all the planets ever, we're all just fine.

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Speaker 4: Do you think the kids have seen it?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Remember Saint came in and was like, look at this thing. Got roadblocks. Yeah, When it's like correcting all sexy, and she's like, what the fuck? And then Kanye West goes and steals all the computers I've never from Ray j or whoever. Oh yeah, remember he comes in with like a suitcase full of old school computers, which is like, so whatever, so dumb, because it's like he could have just made copies.

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Speaker 2: It was the principal, I guess, and like.

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Speaker 1: The dramatic effect for the show. And Kim's like, sobbing.

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Speaker 4: Well, I like, kid is now going to know that you had come on your face?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I do hope one day, if it's a girl or boy that they are comfortable experimenting sexually at the right age.

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Speaker 1: You know what, that's a great answer.

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Speaker 2: And writing come on their face if they so choose.

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Speaker 1: Yes, anxiety. All right, So let's talk about the week The weekend I held Jessica because as you guys know, I moved into a new home and so we've been task rabbiting our asses off. Now, Jessica and I treat task rabbit like it's tinder or bumble, Like we say, scroll in. She sends me photos me zooming in, being like how tall is he? And then remembering like that doesn't really matter on task Rabbit. I literally was like, do we know the height of this person?

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Speaker 3: Like, he's got blue eyes. I'd rather go for brown eyes for you, Lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like the brown eyes. So she sends me a plethora of hot men and I said, you know what, we can't go wrong with any of them. I'm gonna let you choose. So she picks one and I come home. Well, first of all, Easan sends me a message me and Jess and he goes, uh, Jess, the task rabbit or is a fucking looker, Lot, you got to get home? And I was like, oh my god, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 4: She goes perfect, I'm.

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Speaker 1: I did after show? Is writty? Isn't perfect? I'm in glns. Well, that never happens. Never anything.

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Speaker 2: The last hot one weren't even like sweats or something. I think, right you.

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Speaker 1: Are saying I'm not hot in sweats.

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Speaker 2: Look at you right now, look at you right now.

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Speaker 1: I could always be hotter. It's fine though, whatever. This is called confidence at its finest. You can't tell me ship Okay. So I roll in and he's like hammering away and my mom is like he is so and so I like go and I'm like, hey, how's it going. He's like it's going really well. I'm like, turn around. So my mom, I don't know how you talk about her part at work mag.

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Speaker 4: And I keep for sure you came in and said the line to get in.

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Speaker 1: She goes, so where are we going to keep this here? And then he turns and then I imagine when he saw me, it was like all right, so he is fine?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so he was fine? Did he like did his eyes widen a little.

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Speaker 1: When he's oh, they always widen?

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Speaker 2: Any of course, of course exciting.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't just a questions on the podcast. I'm hearing all this for the first time along with you guys. So you show up your is he tall because he seemed tall in the photo?

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Speaker 1: He's tall, he's tall, he's hot, he's hidden. Okay, so all is good. We tell him that we are going to do something right, like if you need anything, let us know. You want to know what he asks us for? Do you have any snacks? I go like this, I go snacks like food and my mom. I walk out to my mom like you wants sacks? She's like sacks? Like what like ann Crust.

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Speaker 4: Like I don't know costing to him too, and like they're like, well, what do we give him? He looks like like a healthy person, Like.

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Speaker 1: He's like a healthy person. I think we have nuts.

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Speaker 2: No, so when he asks for snacks or.

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Speaker 1: Even mind he drained us dry of every water bottle in the house. When water first, water was first. Because you have to remember, I came home around three. He had been there for a solid couple hours, okay, okay, which seems he seemed like he was there for a very long time. And you know what, he was hot until he was not anymore. It started with the snacks. All right, you're pissing me off, buddy. Then I take off Easton stays home and he calls me and he goes. He wants to know if you have a step stool for the TV. I go, no, I don't got a step stool. That's why I hired a task rabbit r okay to bring to hang the stuff. Do I look like someone who has step stools and ladders?

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Speaker 3: I have stepstools to put my dishes away, But that's me, that's true.

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Speaker 2: I have a nice stool to put my dishes away.

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Speaker 1: But no, you do not ask me for a pencil to measure the TV. Sir, I hear him, turn on me on the box now, then I get home. Then I get home the TV.

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Speaker 4: The measurement is on the box. What does he need to he needs to?

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Speaker 1: I told him I would like get three inches above where my lighting is.

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Speaker 2: You should have said three inches.

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Speaker 3: So do you what do you think about three inches?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: It's average? Do you think three inches is big or small?

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Speaker 1: What do you think?

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I don't mean to objectify the tascribe or so anyway, keep going.

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Speaker 1: So Ethan tells him we don't have a step stool. I arrived back at the house. He then asks me again, do you have a step stool? I then tell him, are we really still fucking doing that? TV's not hung? I don't say that right because I'm still thinking he's gonna redeem himself.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: He's up there listening to the basketball game, comes back down about twenty seven hours later and goes, so, as we got my TV hanging tool, I'm gonna have to come back tomorrow. And I'm like, okay, now you're fully annoying and I never want to see you again. What do you and what have you been? I go up there. He he built the the thing that the TV hangs on, and it was like three hours he was up there. The guy you hired today, Jessica, because I told Jessica, Jessica, I told him to come monday. But you immediately need to let him know he doesn't need to come back. I mean, Jessica, do all the dirty words. I'm like, yeah, we'll see you monday. He did a great job today, Jessica, tell him the book off and hire someone who is not hot. Yeah, just so anyway, the task rabbiter today he built Hella ikia shit, he hunts, He hung my TV, he hung mirrors, and he hung Hella pictures in and out. He was great, right in and out two hours.

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Speaker 2: Do he was fantastic? He wasn't.

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Speaker 3: He was like from what he looked like in the photo. Okay, I would like to say, but.

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Speaker 1: You have a theory. You have a theory about tasking.

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Speaker 4: First task rabbit guy, what I have.

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Speaker 3: To say really quick, we're not objectifying task grabbters if anything.

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Speaker 1: It's just like, if anything, we objectify everybody, not just the task process people.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm not on task rabbit looking to find Laala dates I'm like.

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Speaker 1: You know what, if she could I Candy? I Candy.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is? Is that objective?

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Speaker 1: That's objective?

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Speaker 4: No, it is, for sure.

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Speaker 1: I am objectified every day of my life. Okay, and all them. I'm not asking to grab your ass, right, I know you, and you have come in and pay you to do what you're already going to be doing. And by the way, you also get to look at me, so you're welcome. Right, I'm basically paying.

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Speaker 2: You to look at me, right, I mean, and I don't need to pay for that shit. So today's task Grabbit.

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Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten, how many? How many people want to kill me on this episode?

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Speaker 4: A lot?

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Speaker 2: Right now?

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Speaker 4: No people?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So it's funny. Today's looks like Andrew. Do you know what Andrew Santino? Santino is?

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Speaker 1: Didn't that is it?

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Speaker 2: Do you know who that is?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Did you see today's task grabbitor. I think he looked like that. So he's like you, he's got red hair.

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Speaker 1: I told her type in someone who's good at hanging TVs and did you sure.

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Speaker 3: Did good at mounting, but like not mounting sexually mounting hanging.

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Speaker 4: But the first guy I think was there for the mountains mounting sexually.

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Speaker 3: I do have to say, look, I know that task rabbit is not a website for.

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Speaker 2: Sex perverts, but or or sex work. Do I say this you guys?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all we're looking for on task rabbit is same more than just I'm good with my hands and mounting.

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Speaker 3: Oh you guys, yes, because I go through and I'm like, part of me, I know task rabit amazing website, I love it, but part of me was like the way some of these people are writing what they're good at men and women. By the way, they're like, amazing at mounting, great with my hands, brings such a good energy to the home space.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, like, that's great. I'm sure you are a great at mounting things to a wall, But like, we hired this guy because he was good at mounting, and he left it at that, and he wasn't great at mounting anything. In fact, the one thing I asked him to mount he couldn't even do because he forgot his tool. Does that mean condoms? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe when there's very a lot of similarities between like task gravit.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to sponsor the podcast, we're all in, Well.

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Speaker 3: We obviously love you, and we're obviously pushing for you. We always have used you.

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Speaker 2: Did he hang so he didn't get your TV hung the first one?

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Speaker 1: No, And his ratings are super high and it's because he's hot. Is that like?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: If I weren't, if I weren't a virgo, I could have led a lot of the ship slide. But the virgo in me was like, I've had enough. I've had enough. Sorry, remove yourself from the premise.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Well that was my bad, you guys.

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Speaker 3: I went for looks, but you know what, the second time I went for quality and talent and we did it.

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Speaker 1: I love, I appreciate you dress. Okay. Over the weekend, the Dune To premiere in New York City happened. Zendia continued to kill it. Did you see her look, Zenda or Zendia? I think it's Zendeia. She's smoking, she's smoking hot, and her looks on carpets are like unparalleled.

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Speaker 2: Is she still with do you know if she's still with what's his name?

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Speaker 4: Charlie or Charlote mae, Charlotte.

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Speaker 3: No, she's not Tim nos Chalame is with Kylie Jenner. I don't know Spider Man who Tom Holland.

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Speaker 1: Oh, when he was in that one show that I started watching and never finished, that weird one, That weird one where he makes things up in his mind. He thinks things are happening. What the fuck? What means? Day was that Tom Holland? It was really really good and he goes to like a psych word.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, Tom Holland.

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Speaker 1: Crowded room. Yes, I need to finish it. So she looked smoking hot. The other thing that happened was Travis Kelce was back in Vegas celebrating the big win after he went to Australia to support his girlfriend Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's still celebrating.

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Speaker 1: He's still celebrating, you guys. Winning the super Bowl is a big effing deal. Of biging deal. And the club I think it was excess played Love Story by Taylor Sure, and he was popping bottles and singing at the top of his lungs. Now to me, I just don't feel like love Story would pop off drunk in the club. I've been drunk in the club before, to love Story, not to Love Story. Fuck.

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Speaker 4: No, I mean I can't get like, I don't think any Craler Swift is like a club song.

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Speaker 2: Oh I think that you could get down to, like the only one.

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Speaker 4: I like his cat eyes. If that plays in the club, I'm walking out.

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Speaker 2: Wow. They could do remix.

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Speaker 1: You could play the one with the remix where it's only her chorus and then it's Kendrick Lamar does the verses. You could play that in the club. But love stories like baby just say yes, like it's like not something like if that came in and I was vibing the club drunk, I don't care if Travis Kelsey's I don't care if Taylor Swift is there herself, I'd be like, like, scratch the record.

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Speaker 2: Can we wrap this up?

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Speaker 1: Can we wrap this up? What the fuck are you talking about? So that happened? I have heard from multiple sources allegedly. I don't want to be sued by.

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Speaker 3: That.

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Speaker 1: This is all pr It don't exist for real. What the NFL needed more money and this was all it could have turned into maybe something. But I've heard I've heard allegedly that he's still out in these streets smash and they know, Yeah, maybe.

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Speaker 2: They have an open relationship.

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Speaker 1: Don't come for me, Swifties. I'm just reporting the news that I've heard, and I'm only reading the Head album.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that there's a world in which they have a mutual understanding.

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Speaker 2: They're both hot, so they.

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Speaker 1: Think there's no mutual understanding. You come correct and you are romantic and you love on me. Now, it could have been like something that was set up and then maybe turned into something real. But I have heard allegedly.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I just feel like she's way more open now. I feel like she probably has threesomes. Sometimes.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I just.

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Speaker 1: I've heard she's a freak. That's what I'm saying. I have heard.

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Speaker 2: I think she's a little more open now.

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Speaker 3: I could see her having an open relationship with him and being like, you're hot, I'm hot, you do your thing.

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Speaker 2: I'll do my thing while I'm out of the country.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, that's true. Good for them. Did you guys see Cam Do you know who Cam Newton is?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: So Cam new In was recorded being jumped. Now I don't get violence, but my god, this was sexy. I mean, you could hardly call it being jumped as he was throwing these people off of him like he's the hull. He's smoking, just freaking smoke.

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Speaker 4: The way he handles himself.

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Speaker 1: How many people were I was, I think a ton of people and they did, and they just kept coming after him and he was just flinging him off. It was almost like you know when there's like an elephant or some no, what are those movies where you see like the little hyaenas and they're jump and they're jumping on them and they like are shaking them off. You know what I'm talking about. I do gvitar Avatar, you know, the big old and those like little scary Doggli and things are jumping on him and he's shaking him off off. That was Cam Newton stinging them off.

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Speaker 2: Did he get hurt.

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Speaker 1: He didn't look like he got hurt.

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Speaker 4: I didn't see the aftermath. All I saw was the video of him flinging them. Wow.

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Speaker 1: He seemed to walk away just as tall and sexy as he see.

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Speaker 4: Now that he got jumped.

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Speaker 2: Jumped you little bitch boys. You jumped in me, little bitch boys.

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Speaker 1: I know, and you needed like twelve of you guys losers broad Daylight at some like convention or something behind it.

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Speaker 4: I know there's tents.

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Speaker 1: Cam was showing up for like a pear. Oh my God, it's all very lame. So Sandoval did an interview and it said that he said that La La missed the mark fashion wise at EMO Night and number one compliment. At the moment I hit the market Emo Knight, someone calls somebody because I'm unwell, okay, I better never hit the mark at EMO Night. Oh no, so not an insult, huge compliment. Also, Sanaval can never talk to me or anybody else about missing a mark fashion wise, because I've talked about this before. I used to like walk into Bloomingdale's or fucking like Nieman's and Nordstrom, and I would look at things and be like, who the fuck would buy that? And then Standva would show up and I'd be like, oh, oh, there we go, and there he is Herman Monsters. You came down in your Herman Monster shoes. They're Louis Vuitton shows. Well, even Louis don't makes mistakes. So anyway, he goes on, Now that I the point of this was. He then says that I've missed the mark many times fashion wise, but it's only the things that he gives are. What is it when you dress up like costumes? Costumes? Oh, I'm not gonna Themes Themes A themes tonight. I always miss the mark, okay, and I will forever miss the mark because I am horrible at dressing up and.

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Speaker 4: I don't care.

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Speaker 3: I have to say, you don't miss the mark because that how hat you kind of started the cowboy hat craze with the sequin.

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Speaker 1: They love to steal from Lalla. But it's fine.

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Speaker 3: And Sandoval missed the mark at the dinner on this past episode with his cowboy ye hot Paisley black and white shirt.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought you missed.

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Speaker 2: That was a little too or it was a little too on the mark. Whatever it was, wasn't little to.

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Speaker 1: See me see He's great. I'm horrible. So he goes on to say I had there was a time I had this seventies roller skating party and Laala showed up in a boxer's robe, boxing shorts and gloves, and so I'm like, I remember that seventies roller skating party because my dad had just my dad had died that season. I roll next door to Sheen because she fucking remembers everything. I Yoshina that seventies roller skating party, sand of all had, what did I what season was that? And she goes that was season seven. I was like, I knew it. I am very much not in what he claims I was in, all right, but he's a liar, so we know that. Here I am positive vibes in a blue This is the time that I does that, am I. Oh that's cute, very cute, very cute video. I want you to send me this smoking weed like a champion. This was the season of only smoking weed. And I have a dick sucker around my back because I was like, there's I remember this. I've never shown up anywhere in a boxing robe. So here we go, guys, this is the this is what he was talking about.

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Speaker 2: Can we share this?

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna share it. Because here's the thing. You can say whatever the fuck you want. You can say I missed the mark. But what you're not gonna do is lie on me fool all right, Like if you're gonna come and say X, Y and Z, like your receipts need to match, all right, don't try to cook the books, bitch, all right, not with me.

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Speaker 2: He has very selective memories, like I told you on.

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Speaker 1: This selective You mean he makes shit? U? Yes, yes, like he remembers so what we're gonna make a selective memory, or he seems to.

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Speaker 2: I don't know him, but he seems to have.

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Speaker 1: People wanted me to call him out. Remember you, guys, I'm off social media creating a beautiful environment for myself these past few months, and people were asking me, I guess he compared Scan of All to George Floyd and BLM and that whole thing and the OJ Simpson trial. And I don't even know what to say about it, because number one, it's just so out of touch that anyone could ever think like so we all remember that time. It was devastating to the point where not the OJ trial. I was a young child, but when George Floyd and his passing happened, like we didn't even do the podcast, like we were in a time of like morning and just we really couldn't even wrap our heads around like what society had come to, right Scan of All we were podcasting ar asses off, let's talk about it. Not the same, but it's just it just goes to show how out of touch and he doesn't think before he speaks, and it's so out of just out of touch with reality and what's in front of him that I don't even know what to say, because this is just who he is, and if we keep him under a microscope, we're going to constantly find things that he says where it's like wow, and I just have no desire. I had a beautiful season. It was a lot of ups and downs with my emotions. This season. I was all about myself and my own healing it. Really, you guys will see with him and you may be turned off a bit during scenes just based off of how he's been at acting recently and it's just not adding up. But any conversations that I have there strictly for myself. It sounds corny when people say you forgive for yourself, not other people. It for the first time it rings incredibly true where I'm like, do not give yourself credit in this moment. This is for me to move on and live a really, really fantastic life and what you go on to do is not going to affect me anymore. So with that being said, I just addressed it. Good. Jessica, Yeah you have notes for because vander Pump. Yeah, let's just kick off. Let's do BH real quick. Okay, So, if you guys watched the finale, tonight's the first part of the reunion. Kyle has this white party Easton. I don't know if you know about it. It's literally been happening since season one of BH. This year it was hosted at SOFI and the budget was four hundred thousand dollars. That is badass? Isvo bravo Kyle Richards? No, Kyle Richards is funding this stuff.

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Speaker 3: I have to say, hosted it so FI. I'm actually shocked at it was not more. I know that sounds so out of touch, but I'm dead serious.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you I thought, yeah, the same thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm shot four hundred grand?

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Speaker 1: Maybe do you think it was because I we've you rarely see an event like that. It's like something so private hosted there and they were like, we're brand new. Maybe you guys could come in show it on BH. It's been a crazy season, Like, come in have it here. We'll give you a huge discount because then other people can see that. You can like, we're not just here to have concerts in football games. You can literally rent this out for a small little party on the football field.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I fourrand right.

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Speaker 3: And that being said, so FI, if you would like to allow us to have an event there.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure we could figure something out. Yeah, but not for twenty bucks and we'll be there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, ball on a budget. I thought that was amazing. Kevin Lee is back at it. He's planning the party. If we remember Kevin Lee, he planned Pandora's wedding. He does all of lvp's events. He body shamed my friend Katie season six. I want to say, but he did apologize, and in that moment, Kyle also got a few jabs in to LVP. We won't say much about that, but it was just like, it was very interesting to see Kevin Lee show up working for Kyle, and I'll be very curious to see if he ever plans another event for Lisa vander Pump. Yes, or maybe maybe she got rid of him and so he came on for Kyle. But you know what, it's hard to say no to a budget of four hundred thousand dollars. That seems like something that you would want to take on exactly.

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Speaker 3: And there are a handful I've heard of these event planners who just are the ones that it's like not hard to find in LA but I've heard, like, you know, the classic like if you can lock in these eight one of the eight to La event planners, because Mindy Weiss is another.

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Speaker 1: Yes, obviously she's all Kardashian. Yeah, did you guys notice that? When so Moe's there, Kyle comes in and did you notice that? Mauricio says, Hi, how are you? She's like, good, how are you? I thought that was so like, obviously we know they're having issues, right, but like the only time I ask someone how they are, Like even Jessica, who I go like a weekend without saying I don't when she arrives say Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 2: It's so weird.

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Speaker 1: It's so like, haven't seen you in a long time? How's it been?

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Speaker 2: I think that's it. How long do you think it had been between them seeing each other?

00:26:44
Speaker 4: But every time I see you and mom, I always say how are you? Have you been?

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Speaker 2: That's true. You get in my car and I go, how are you?

00:26:51
Speaker 1: How are you?

00:26:51
Speaker 4: Every time I see you in the office and how are you? I could have seen you here and then there are.

00:26:56
Speaker 1: So maybe I'm just a dick and needs to take They take curiosity in other people it's weird and see it. But for me, I don't say to Jessea how are you? I see, like, how is your weekend for a husband? For an ex husband and wife who share kids.

00:27:12
Speaker 4: It is a little weird to be like, see, okay, I'm not that, but I just say to you guys, so maybe I'm just.

00:27:18
Speaker 1: This is why we have the podcast to start the conversation. I thought it was weird. Erica is the performer, looking so freaking hot. Oh I know, I know different. She hits different. Mikey can't even do the prayer because he's so emotional. She's been off stage for four years dealing with just life. That came in with the you know, the side swipe, and can I tell you this is like a this is like you go bitch, Right, she's like now performing Granted it's her friend whatever, but she's not so fie. She's clearly talented. Right. Not only does she come and looking like that, she performs. It's expensive to be me? Are you kidding me? And in the way that they shot her, I had chills all over my body. It was unbelievable. And to see women who have been done so dirty by like these powerful men and then they end up coming out on top and rising and you see like, oh, the powerful one in this dynamic was always her.

00:28:31
Speaker 3: Yes, I gotta say I've seen, as you can probably tell, clips of this episode, but not the full thing.

00:28:36
Speaker 2: But I did watch that and I was like, that gave me goosebumps. I was like, this is good.

00:28:41
Speaker 1: She's such a presence on stage.

00:28:43
Speaker 4: I know she, I know Kyle's a real one. I'll say that every time it panned to her, she was seeing the lyrics right.

00:28:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I was.

00:28:55
Speaker 1: Truly blown away. I was like, Damn, I wonder if it was like this in per the Probably not. Everything's always better, Like even the super Bowl halftime show. It always looks cooler on TV because of like all the camera angles that you get.

00:29:10
Speaker 2: To hit, don't I disagree.

00:29:13
Speaker 3: I actually feel like I hear you and I for the super Bowl, yes, but I feel like that was probably so great in person because everyone knew her and the energy, oh the energy for shore energy from her off stage, on stage or however you'd say it, off stage, you'd be feeding from it.

00:29:30
Speaker 1: I think I have to go to her show in Vegas.

00:29:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, when is it? Can I come?

00:29:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, she has a residency. Let's go so dead over here. I and they actually so it was a very quick. Like I want to say, episode when it came to all of the ladies, I don't think that Anna Marie is going to be back. I don't. I don't think so. I don't find her to be wildly interesting, just not housewife material. Yeah, I don't think.

00:29:58
Speaker 2: You know, I liked her at first. I think we have it. I have me on here saying that. Like the first few I'm like, oh, she's so down to earth and real.

00:30:05
Speaker 1: I don't want a down to earth housewife.

00:30:07
Speaker 2: Right, That's the thing that was like that. I was like, maybe this is.

00:30:11
Speaker 1: Not we have our down to earth housewife. Her name is Kyle Richards. Okay, went from the house, the Palm Springs house that she got from her mother to just hundreds of millions of dollars. All right, that's what I'm trying to see.

00:30:28
Speaker 2: That's true.

00:30:28
Speaker 1: That's down to earth for me. The end of it, I would say, was like truly devastating. Jessy, did you watch it Easton?

00:30:40
Speaker 4: I think you did.

00:30:42
Speaker 1: So it's like one month later than a week later, and they call the family together and I want to get a little bit cheesy. We'll wrap this up pretty quickly. I want to just think the is it Umanski Umansky slash richer because we have been watching this family for I want to say, what thirteen fourteen years And that conversation where Farah comes over to the house, it's been leaked that Kyle and Mauricio have indeed separated, and they sit in the family room and they have a very difficult conversation and Porsche starts sobbing. I know what it's like to film a reality TV show and it becomes very intense, right, So, just as someone who's a fan of the show, a viewer, someone who's been in it, but also someone who I haven't been in a relationship for that long, I don't know what it's like to really have a solid foundation that you think is solid and then there's a there's only a crack in the house because this motherfucker decided to take a sledgehammer to it. Like literally, we were all good and for them to allow cameras in for us to see, I just want to thank them because that I know that that's not easy and it just goes to show that like we've seen what perfection looks like, we've seen now what cracks look like. And a family that goes from you know, really being very very strong to we don't really know what's next, but to see Kyle, who's been a fabulous wife, a fabulous mother. Then she comes into her own and you see her juggling all of it, like trying to do her own thing while also being a good wife and mom and being supportive to Then they cut to her in her interview and they say, what has happened where you don't know that you can come back from this? And she said, things have happened where the trust is broken and I don't think I can get over it. To see her, even after twenty seven years and four children later, say no matter what, I'm still gonna pick me and I will not compromise my happiness to suit you. And I love this family, and I love this family enough to say, without my happiness, I am worthless to all of you. And I think that's very inspiring for it. And this is it goes back to when I say I resent what Bethany Frankel says because Bravo offers such a platform where there's many women who sit there and they're like, what the fuck is next for me? They're gonna watch people like Kyle Richards and go I'm gonna be okay, I can choose my own happiness and it's still going to benefit other people. So there's that.

00:33:27
Speaker 2: No, I totally agree.

00:33:28
Speaker 3: I thought it was beautiful and that is such an important message. And the older I get, the more I feel that it because when I was younger, it used to feel selfish, you know, in like early twenties, like, yeah, but I need to be happy. It's like, you know, so I was a lot of doing a lot of people pleasing. The older I get, the more I'm like, I am worthless if I'm not happy with myself, because I want to give you, guys, what you deserve. But if I'm not happy, you're not gonna get that from me. So I just think it's important. I thought it was beautiful.

00:33:58
Speaker 1: Good for her, go into every single relationship. I love you, but I will always love me more. Yeah. I know it sounds very strange and foreign, but without having the utmost and highest level of self love, you are worthless to the people around you. Yeah. So anyway, Miami was a little bit snoozy. In honor of the Miami Finale, I wore my Michael Jordan.

00:34:28
Speaker 2: It's so cool. It has matching sweatpants.

00:34:30
Speaker 1: You guys do, and I have my Jordan's on that you also can't see, can't mismatch. I actually liked the little scene with Larsa and Marcus him like making her feel because you know, I'm sure that that was tough. When Michael Jordan, your boyfriend's dead, is like, no, I don't approve of the relationship. You would even though Larsa is she's a tough bitch right like I know her. She does not fuck around. It still is like ouch, that doesn't really feel that great. But Marcus swoops.

00:35:02
Speaker 4: In, but he also laughs about it.

00:35:04
Speaker 1: He laughs about.

00:35:05
Speaker 4: It when he was like, well he said no, and like laughs, It's like, well, I mean to me, that was weird.

00:35:11
Speaker 1: Yes, but also he's not trying to sugarcoat it. And he also says, I respect my dad's opinion, but really the most important one is my mom's, and my mom fucking loves her. So it's like, okay, let's try to balance this out and make our girl feel good. He gives her a promise, ring.

00:35:30
Speaker 2: Did you see she took him out of all of her socials?

00:35:34
Speaker 1: Well, I think they broke up actually, but they did spend Valentine's Day together.

00:35:38
Speaker 2: I think they're working on it.

00:35:39
Speaker 3: It's what the the paparazzi said.

00:35:42
Speaker 1: Oh, because they're the insider. Insiders, I don't know. They do know a lot of shit. It's wild. There's always a leak. There's always a leak for a couple grands.

00:35:52
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan, are you the leak with LARSA?

00:35:54
Speaker 1: M Jay? I'm Jay's hard up for cash. I love when Mark because it was like, yeah, my dad was in Paris and asked about it. I'm like, hell, bougie, yes, so bougie. Very. My favorite part about the episode, I had three things. The best part Frankie taking the uber. I thought that was really cute. Watching Gerty's relationship with Russell. I'm obsessed with them. I want that. I want that. Someone give that to me. Yeah, And also Gerdy ringing the fuck out of the cancer free Bell. Cancer free Bell because after one hundred and twenty seven days, and I don't know if that was of like her chemo and radiation or if that was in total, but after it said after one hundred and twenty seven days, she's cancer free. So it was snoozy. But then at the very end when they said what everyone was up to. Oh, and then we have Nicole who's expecting a baby after Yeah, I was like, oh that's reading finale's really happy. You watch Banner Pumples.

00:36:55
Speaker 2: Do you know it all?

00:36:56
Speaker 1: Right? Lets you know it? Did you jump into it? Of course, I but it's you know, it's very different than youre talking about it, right, So you guys, I told you. I'm gonna let y'all run game on it quick.

00:37:09
Speaker 2: First note is I don't know.

00:37:10
Speaker 3: I know we mentioned it on this podcast, but Bella, which you see in the first scene with Laala, has since passed.

00:37:17
Speaker 1: Yeah. I told her in that scene take a little nick and she's.

00:37:23
Speaker 4: A very good dog.

00:37:25
Speaker 1: And the long haul.

00:37:29
Speaker 2: I saw her and I was like, it was beautiful.

00:37:31
Speaker 1: Little is I aggressive with her? When I look at it, I'm.

00:37:34
Speaker 4: Like, you're fine.

00:37:37
Speaker 2: You were fine.

00:37:38
Speaker 1: Sometimes even when I'm doing something with Ocean and someone records me, I'm like, I.

00:37:42
Speaker 4: Feel like I'm aggressive. I do too, but then.

00:37:46
Speaker 1: Maybe but in the moment I'm not like, looking at it on video, I'm like, are weally jolty? I don't know a bit.

00:37:56
Speaker 2: No, it didn't seem that way. I'm gonna say.

00:37:58
Speaker 3: For so the first scene I noted was Sandoval at the clothing store with Schwartz.

00:38:03
Speaker 2: Okay, And this annoyed.

00:38:05
Speaker 3: Me a little, right because he's talking in the scene and he's going, you know, since and he does this thing where he's like, since Rachel didn't I thought she'd reach out to me on my birthday. I'm not gonna quote it exactly, but since she didn't read reach out to me on my birthday, I figured, you know, something was wrong. And I'm like, okay, can we go back to that time because if you guys, remember she's in a mental health facility and he's out performing. I believe it's around the same time, saying using this scandal situation on stage as like a funny bit and to get people to like. So he's doing I think a slightly the victimy thing again where he's like, you know, she's just not speaking to me. Yeah, And in my opinion, for a good point, if you guys said I love you, I know this whole situation is fucked up.

00:38:50
Speaker 2: But let's just take him and Rachel.

00:38:52
Speaker 3: If you guys said I love you and you were in love and you couldn't stay away from each other, you are being a terrible partner in this scenario. She's at a mental health facility, the Love Your Love, yet you're out doing all these things and on stage and acting kind of like an ass. And then you're like, well, she hasn't reached out to me yet, no shit. Good for her, actually, Bravo.

00:39:15
Speaker 1: I know, isn't it interesting? Yeah, like the two people who were involved in it. One takes a step of getting treatment. Yeah, right, And here Sandoval is upset that Shina reached out to him when his friend died. But how dare you reach out to me when my friend died when you've been doing all these podcasts? Well, why would she reach out to you when you've been like using this as a bit. You're so upset about all of us making money. It doesn't look like you were sitting there hard up for cash. You were also using it as a bit performing, you know, And this rocked her fucking world.

00:39:49
Speaker 2: Yes, and so part a big part of me I just said like.

00:39:53
Speaker 1: And here's for her. Yeah, And you know what, here's the thing. And people are like, you're going way easier on uh, Sam of all than you you did Rachel. And again, Rachel didn't give me the opportunity to be soft with her, she just like disappeared great, fine, whatever, but like women always take the brunt of this shit like sand of aal. Yes, he's been taking a beating, but nowhere near Raquel. And even when they are, she's greater me telling her she's a fucking dumb ass, you're a whore, Like it's intense for a chick. Yeah.

00:40:31
Speaker 3: And even when the guys are labeled like cheaters or whatever, it's almost like a bit.

00:40:36
Speaker 2: Of a yeah.

00:40:36
Speaker 3: They go, well, yeah, he's a cheater, but it's it's followed by but he's.

00:40:40
Speaker 2: Like, you know, guys will be guys.

00:40:41
Speaker 1: She's a horse.

00:40:42
Speaker 2: Stay always disgusting women, don't you know.

00:40:45
Speaker 3: It's like the the undertone of like, well, women shouldn't act that way, but men, you know, they think with their penises.

00:40:52
Speaker 1: Well I think with my vagina.

00:40:53
Speaker 3: So yeah, sorry, that one doesn't have a head on it.

00:40:58
Speaker 2: As a glitterist, though, you can think with your.

00:41:00
Speaker 1: Clips, mini mini mind, mini mind.

00:41:07
Speaker 2: Okay, Easton, Well, I don't want to keep going.

00:41:10
Speaker 4: I was just going to say, like, even like Santoval when they were shopping and they were talking about that, like Santaval even trying to like inch At, like, well, I think you need to like talk about this and you know, mend relationships.

00:41:23
Speaker 1: Schwartz you mean no, oh yeah.

00:41:25
Speaker 4: Schwartz to Sandal and Sandoval is just sitting in the corner. He goes, I just want to have a good weekend. It's like, well, you got to accept the fact before you can have a good weekend with people my guys like playing. And it is to the point where I was thinking about it, and Schwartz almost needs needs to give Sandoval like an ultimatum, like you need to apologize, you need to take accountability, and if you don't, you're going to lose me. Because I feel like they are a good group of friends right there. And it's like I feel like if you were to give them that ultimatum, because that's all I've said, and I can't be a day worse accountability.

00:42:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it.

00:42:02
Speaker 4: Even James said it once. He can say that I did this and I fucked up. He'll listen to him, right, yeah, And that's all he has to do. And I feel like Schwartz is the only one that maybe can give him that ultimatum.

00:42:12
Speaker 1: I'm not envious of most of the people on my cast see I never had a relationship with him. Yeah, yeah, no. So for me, it's like there's nothing to mend. It's like I can forgive you for my own sake, but like we weren't friends before this, so I we don't need to be friends after. Whereas, like, what do you do if you've been done dirty like this and he was your best friend? It's hard to find the gray with someone who you've known for fifteen years and who was like.

00:42:40
Speaker 4: Your brother and watched you date and get engaged to that woman.

00:42:45
Speaker 2: Very weird, Yeah, very weird. Okay, do you guys want.

00:42:48
Speaker 1: To copy.

00:42:54
Speaker 4: In the head You're like, oh, I remember.

00:42:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's not okay? Really quick?

00:42:58
Speaker 3: I just want to touch on the Brock and Sheen and nanny situation, because as a full time nanny myself when I was back in Nashville, I.

00:43:04
Speaker 2: Saw this a lot and I heard, I heard.

00:43:08
Speaker 3: I understood Sheena's side, but I also felt for Bronck. Here's what I saw. I would be a full time nanny for a family. If I was ever out of town or whatever, they'd have an in law come in or a mom come in to stay with the kids for the week or stay at the house, and it, oh a lot of times caused tension because it just you can't treat your mother like you treat an employee.

00:43:28
Speaker 2: I was not treated bad, I was not mistreated.

00:43:31
Speaker 3: I was just an employee and that was my boss. So as the nanny, I was able to be.

00:43:36
Speaker 2: More of a boundary, more of a boundary with as the mom.

00:43:39
Speaker 3: It's like the mom can go you know, the parent would say, we'll do this with her, and the mom would go, no, I don't want to, I want to take her.

00:43:45
Speaker 1: It was just a weird Well that's exactly what happens, okay with brock Sheen and Erica. Okay, And by the way, if I had a man, it would be the same with my mother, right, because they think that they know the best thing for the baby because they've raised kids. And then you're sitting there going, well, I think I know what's best for the baby because I shoved out of my vagina. It's a it's a strange dynamic, and I think it's there's a lot of tension between all three of them, and I've seen it because I'm around them a lot. And what's wild is all three of them make sense when you're when you're an outsider looking in, right, But like you said, it's hard to have that boundary when when it's not an employee. It's like, Okay, I'm going to disappear, and I'd like there to be the same structure at my house as there is at your house. But I think they call it nana. Nana is what they call erica. Okay, but Nana and Summer Moon have their own dynamic at that house. And the problem is with like me and my mom or Sheena and her mom is it's not like you get to see gram and Grandma can spoil and like shove chocolate down there, because it's pretty much a daily thing, right, And you don't get to have the same dynamic as like grandson or granddaughter and grandma. Yes, because you're basically a third parent exactly.

00:45:15
Speaker 3: And I understand also that's a luxury. A lot of families just have to have their parents do it. My parents did it. It's like, yeah, we're not going to pay a full time nanny when they're young. They're twenty one year old parents, they're like, we can't afford a full time nanny, so Grandma's going to be watching you. That being said, if you can't afford a full time nanny. Just seeing the different dynamics and like, you know it, I forgot.

00:45:36
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I lost my train of fund if it were.

00:45:39
Speaker 4: If it's up to me, money, no money. I would want somebody in my family to take care of my child for more than twenty four to forty eight hours, for more.

00:45:47
Speaker 2: Not you wouldn't want.

00:45:48
Speaker 1: No.

00:45:48
Speaker 4: I would like, if I'm gone for twenty four hours to forty eight hours, I want somebody in my family to be watching over.

00:45:55
Speaker 2: Ch versus a stranger.

00:45:57
Speaker 4: If I'm going out to dinner, throw to anyone right now.

00:46:00
Speaker 2: She INA's point. That was her point.

00:46:01
Speaker 3: She's like, why would she not be watched by family and a stranger would be staying?

00:46:05
Speaker 2: And that's a great point too.

00:46:06
Speaker 3: My mom said that she goes, when you have a baby, I'm living out there, because why would you leave your baby with any Do you leave it with me?

00:46:11
Speaker 1: Yeah?

00:46:12
Speaker 4: No, I know you don't want a stranger living in your house.

00:46:14
Speaker 1: No, I you don't. But not everyone is that lucky to have their their mom or dad come in and help with the kids. Sheen and I have the luxury of having our mom's help out. You also have to remember Brock was born an athlete. Athletes have so much structure down to like the minutes that they nap for. Right. So when you talk to Brock and he talks back about how he wants Summer Moon to be, it is like talking to someone who is raising a machine, a fine tune machine.

00:46:51
Speaker 4: Green light, red light.

00:46:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, green light means you can get out of your your your grip. Red means you stay in the room. By the way, love it. With all I've been dealing with with Ocean, I should have treated her like a fine tune machine, right, like they got it figured the fuck out. But I think it's taking the mindset of an athlete and then just having a parent who's like I just want to raise a toddler and I just want to like survive it. Yeah, very different. Right.

00:47:19
Speaker 3: Well, just to wrap up the Brock and Sheena scene, I do have to I want to end on this note is that I really really like Brock and Sheena as a couple, and I think I can learn from them. Brock reminds me a lot of Kyle. They're very communicative, Sheina. They have a traditional masculine feminine dynamic that I really look up to and enjoy for me personally, and I just I really like them as a couple and even on the show and outside of the show, I just really respect them as a couple.

00:47:49
Speaker 4: Well in every conversation that they always have together, no matter how it's going, you can always tell that Brock has Sheena's best interest in mind, which is what I like.

00:47:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, and really quick, can we touch on your fricking look?

00:48:03
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

00:48:04
Speaker 2: Vander Pump? What's it called?

00:48:05
Speaker 1: Wolf? Wolf? Wolf? Thank you?

00:48:07
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so good.

00:48:08
Speaker 1: Thank you. I felt like, wait, no, I was not. I wish I would have known, because I wouldn't have worn I wouldn't have worn my Valentino heels that are like to take a sledgehammer to tile. Also, it looked kind of scary eyes And yeah, I'm not honestly, even if I was in sweatpants, I think I would have did it. Did they show her? I can't remember the I don't think the damn it. What a disservice They just everyone she did it in her fluffy feathery top and her hot pants, her hot shoe pants.

00:48:51
Speaker 3: You I feel like I saw a clip, whether or not it was on Socials or in a trailer teaser.

00:48:55
Speaker 1: I don't know, by the way the trailer teaser they put in a bunch of stuff that's gets cut out, But yes, I feel like this week was teeing up for next week. Next week. I lose my god. I mean, we were doing so well and then all of the sudden, I just am put in front of sand of All and he starts talking to me about some weird shit and I'm staring at him, and then shit just gets real where I'm like, oh my god, pacing throughout the boat and I'm like, am I going mad? Have I gone fucking insane?

00:49:30
Speaker 4: Does sand of All say that he's been putting himself out there and not you specifically? Or was that just a.

00:49:37
Speaker 1: Cut No, that's me specifically. No Maston. The day before the news broke that he was having an affair, he does an interview with Page six saying that La La is corny.

00:49:51
Speaker 2: Corny meant horny.

00:49:55
Speaker 1: That is what he meant, and that is a fact in the hut that does track that tracked. Oh no, yeah. In Palm Springs, I was like, let me tell you something because my mom was like, do you remember what I told you the other day? And I was like, let me tell you something, Lisa, I'm focused on two things right now, surviving a toddler, yeah, and actively stopping myself from humping any Mary. Okay, that's where my mind is act. If I'm not surviving the toddler in that moment, I'm thinking about fucking So I'm not listening to anything you're saying. Good for you, just saying no. And he says he calls me corny, and then also says she just needs to she's not real. She just needs to be real and share her life more. The universe fucking loves me. That comes out In the next day. Tom Sandoval is having an affair with Recalus. I'm like, what have I done right? Have I done right in this lifetime to where I just get blessings and blessings and blessings? That's called prayer. Have you heard that song by Mary Mary? She's like, oh, what they don't know? When I go home and give me hind close those men, I hit the flow, No, no, never, and she goes, it's the God in me, who got in me?

00:51:10
Speaker 2: Who my life?

00:51:11
Speaker 1: I love it. I play it on gospel channels. Really. I occasionally participate in the Gospel channel. Amen, Yeah, let's do ak and relief Easian pop us off my ache.

00:51:24
Speaker 4: I'm honestly not gonna I don't have one. I'm gonna give It's gonna be a good week. No one said so. I'm excited. I feel good, a bit tired, but we'll get by it. And then my relief of the week has honestly been Mispeaches and all of that going on a pornoy Dave Portnoy making. I have no idea what it is at this point, but I think it was like two hundred thousand dollars two and I do want to get it right. It's in Atlanta, Georgie, Anna based Lifeline Animal Project.

00:51:56
Speaker 1: You know what shut out to him because he has has always been someone where people look at him and they're like he's a misogynistic prick and not very well maybe true. Well, he adopted Miss Peaches and she's got nipples for days, I know, but they're going away. He loves Miss Peaches.

00:52:16
Speaker 4: Miss Bernie Burn had big old nipples like.

00:52:19
Speaker 1: He was talking about saving animals on this like Fox News channel, and they were like protident. And Biden had a dog who but twenty five times and he was like, well, Dad says more about the owner. If your dog's bitten twenty five times, it's not getting the love that it deserves.

00:52:31
Speaker 4: If that dog's not getting enough of love and attention.

00:52:33
Speaker 1: And you know what he said something that I stand firm with as well. There's no such thing as bad dogs, only bad owners agree. I agree, all right, Jessica.

00:52:45
Speaker 2: My ache and relief is in one.

00:52:48
Speaker 3: So my relief is that I went to the jiu jitsu qualifiers at ten Planet headquarters.

00:52:57
Speaker 2: Not I didn't compete. I just went to watch him.

00:53:00
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Ho? How you competing?

00:53:04
Speaker 2: That is going to be mad, that's April or May.

00:53:07
Speaker 3: But so I went with my crew from tenth Planet Burbank and it was so fun.

00:53:13
Speaker 2: I loved watching it.

00:53:15
Speaker 3: But the ache is that I had never been there before. So it's a small it's a gym, and I just kept using the men's restroom on purpose, No, not on purpose, but I kept walking back and it was there.

00:53:28
Speaker 1: I mean, it's Los Angeles, right, but there.

00:53:30
Speaker 2: Was a clear like I didn't I just wasn't thinking a lot was going on.

00:53:33
Speaker 3: There was a men's restroom and right next door, right next to it, was a women's restroom, and I kept going into the men's and I saw a couple of people like, like, I want because urinals were out in the open, so if I walk in, a man would be peeing and I would see I didn't see that, but.

00:53:46
Speaker 1: There you'd think you'd bought a urinal in front of you.

00:53:49
Speaker 3: I saw a million urinals, and I just thought, oh, interesting that there are urinals.

00:53:52
Speaker 1: And you thought how to addressed it? Yes, you thought how progressive. That's amazing.

00:53:56
Speaker 3: Literally just went pee three times and then I finally walked out.

00:54:00
Speaker 1: No, not in the toilet.

00:54:03
Speaker 3: But I walk back and I'm like, oh, yourinals, And then I go I do that like three times, and finally the third time I walk out and a girl comes up to me and she goes.

00:54:10
Speaker 2: Hi, this is the men's restroom.

00:54:13
Speaker 1: And now she's lucky that you didn't identify it because I could go real.

00:54:17
Speaker 3: Wrong, I know, And I was like, she's like, oh, She was like, I don't know if you know this is the men's restroom.

00:54:21
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that's fine, Yeah, that's fine.

00:54:23
Speaker 2: And god, so that was fun.

00:54:30
Speaker 1: But the amount of times that I've also done that though it's fine, don't worry about it. You know whatever, four.

00:54:41
Speaker 4: Use whatever restroom you want. That's why I should walk in on me.

00:54:45
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to relieve myself. Okay, that's it, because I rock it until I literally can't until my eyeballs are floating. Not good for your bladder, law, Oh really, I thought it made it bigger. No, I longer so I can wait longer, so I can go round round tread And you're.

00:55:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how you can get like now, bladder infections and things like that. You know, holding pea for too long. You don't want that.

00:55:15
Speaker 1: Oh god, I need to do more more research on the human body. All right, my age, hyen, fuck you, I'm the most I come from No, no, no, I come from Kent Burningham. Okay, do you know what that name means?

00:55:32
Speaker 2: Was he so hygienized?

00:55:33
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my father, I think as well. So I think I do.

00:55:36
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. He'd come up to me and be like, so, I noticed that the toothbrush that I laid out for you, I still had toothpaste on it. Did you not brush your teeth this morning? I did brush my teeth this morning, dad. But I'm sixteen years old and use my own bathroom. I don't come into your bathroom to brush my teeth any longer, and havn't for quite some time.

00:55:56
Speaker 2: That's so cute.

00:55:58
Speaker 1: Watch watching I haven't. I haven't seen you use the Q tips in a while. Do we need to talk about it? I'm like, I use my own bathroom. I use my own bathroom.

00:56:09
Speaker 2: That is so cute. I didn't know this about him. I love it.

00:56:11
Speaker 1: Oh, I love the most. That's why Ethan. Don't fuck with me?

00:56:16
Speaker 4: Dude?

00:56:17
Speaker 1: All right, moving on, choke, what's your age and release? My ache of the week is I don't like giving people like this any attention. But now I'm pissed off. All right. So there's this stupid bitch. So that's okay. Her name's Jennifer O'Brien. Okay, and I'm outing her now because she's she's pissing me off. She is a writer for reality What is this reality one reality? She's a writer for reality reality. Okay. Now, the moment you see your face, you know she's fucking annoy right. You see that face and you're like, oh, you're a miserable fuck. Yeah, I'm dragging this hug. You want to fucking go Toe's bitch, I ain't the one. Now, I'm fine with her making her little measly sum of money off of like an article about Laala as a bitch or Laala as a whore or Lala's whatever. Right, don't care. What I do care is when you start talking about sobriety as if you know one fucking thing about it. All right. She goes on to write about people on Reddit did not respond kindly to me, saying in my interview, I don't recognize uh California sober or sober curious? Okay. And she talks about how it's not sitting right and people I could be setting people back and wanting to make a change. Let me tell you something. If you're trying to make a change in your life by cutting out marijuana or drinking or cutting out drinking but not marijuana or whatever it may be, I'm not the person to look up to. Okay. I do not recognize those things. I don't because I've sat in rooms with people who have who have told the most horrific stories, okay, where the only way out of it is to never pick up a drink or a substance ever again. Right, this woman, this Jennifer O'Brien shedding light on what people are saying on Reddit. Okay, they've never gotten the phone calls that I've gotten where people are desperate. I'm gonna start getting emotional desperate. They've tried to stop drinking, they only smoke weed, they only do mushrooms. Okay, and they call me or text me saying I met you however many years ago. I met you last week, and I'm begging for someone to help me get sober to live. For this woman to write anything beyond there is sobriety and there is not is so fucking reckless. And that is the only reason why I am outing this, Jennifer O'Brien right now, because I could not believe it. How dare you sit in the rooms that I've sat in and then you can talk about it, because I guarantee you you're gonna leave there and you're gonna have the same opinions that I have. Those rooms are saving people's lives, and those people are sober. No, I don't recognize anything. They're sober. There's not period. And if you don't like what I'm saying, fucking kick rocks. Blow me. Jennifer O'Brien.

00:59:27
Speaker 2: Is she sober?

00:59:27
Speaker 1: I do it?

00:59:28
Speaker 2: Is she sober or no? She's just speaking on sobriety not being said.

00:59:31
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, if she were sober, she wouldn't have written like she's pissing me off with that shite anyway, shame, shame, fuck you, Jennifer O'Brien. I can't stand that. Ho my relief of the week. He's getting that off my chest. I've been suiting was that producer John. Producer John brought me Sinmon Girl Scout cookies. Most people bring the Samoa's. I'm fine with that because those are good, but people don't know that the thin mints are actually my most favorite and they were my dad's favorite too. I also finished the book The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. It was absolutely fantastic. I believe it's an older book, but I recommend you guys reading anyway. WHOA, that just got real heated, reil heated that was And if you have a problem, Jennifer O'Brien, you can send it to fucking Darryl because people, because as Dorinda says, eagles don't fly with pigeons. Bitch. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy it on. I wonder if we'll get any sponsors on this podcast. No, I hope not. Anyway, I love you guys so much. Reminder that the video of this comes out Friday at nine am. Bonus episodes air every Monday. That's the visual and audio where we get your podcast, and it's on YouTube. And Happy hump Day, everybody, go out there and be don't be good. Don't be good, Brooklyn, be great, jame Zy al right. I love you guys. Bye,