Sherlock Holmes - April Fools Day

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<v Speaker 4>tell us another exciting adventure he shared with his old friend,
<v Speaker 4>that master detective Sherlock Home. And right now, I'd like
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<v Speaker 1>Don't buy one, buy two.
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<v Speaker 4>for that matter, be sure you always buy Petrick. And
<v Speaker 4>now I'm certain our good friend doctor Watson's waiting for us.
<v Speaker 4>Let's go and enjoy it.
<v Speaker 3>You are, it's about too until two minutes as.
<v Speaker 4>Always, Well, this is one doctor's appointment I'm eager to keep.
<v Speaker 6>I should say so, my boss, drow up the usual turn,
<v Speaker 6>make yourself comfortable.
<v Speaker 5>Thanks well, doctor, today's.
<v Speaker 2>April the first?
<v Speaker 4>Did anyone try and play any jolts on it?
<v Speaker 3>But I'm happy to say that nobody not. As in
<v Speaker 3>the story that.
<v Speaker 6>I'm going to tell you tonight, But in April Fool's
<v Speaker 6>dead prank certainness called the bullseye.
<v Speaker 4>I see you have the dispatch box out again, doctor,
<v Speaker 4>then refreshing your memory, Yes, I tell him.
<v Speaker 6>When I tell you the adventure took eighteen hundred and
<v Speaker 6>eighty one, I think you will agree.
<v Speaker 3>That after such a lapse of time, a man can
<v Speaker 3>hardly rely on memory alone.
<v Speaker 4>Eighteen eighty one, And I said it must have been
<v Speaker 4>one of the really early it was.
<v Speaker 6>Indeed, in fact, the exact it took place only a
<v Speaker 6>little while after Sherlock Holmes.
<v Speaker 3>And I had first met and had taken up lodging
<v Speaker 3>for Giller.
<v Speaker 4>How was the great detective in use earlier found mistress?
<v Speaker 3>Me give you an example, my boy, I've shared the bigest.
<v Speaker 6>Sweet lodgings with him for over a month before I
<v Speaker 6>was even certain of his profession, the knowledge of which
<v Speaker 6>I learned from my awe and astonishment.
<v Speaker 3>But our first adventure together took place.
<v Speaker 4>That was the one you call the study in scar
<v Speaker 4>wasn't it?
<v Speaker 3>After memory?
<v Speaker 6>But even after that adventure, I found myself wondering at
<v Speaker 6>times what I let myself in for sharing lodgings with
<v Speaker 6>a strange companion. Because in one of those moods of
<v Speaker 6>doubt and confusion that my story begins. Late one March evening,
<v Speaker 6>I found myself the neighborhood have figured in the circus.
<v Speaker 6>It was cold and the steady drizzle of rain had
<v Speaker 6>dampened my spirits.
<v Speaker 3>I took the glass of wine.
<v Speaker 6>And the sound of music would put me in a
<v Speaker 6>better mood and confirm with the bottle, I entered the
<v Speaker 6>Criterion restaurant.
<v Speaker 3>As I sat with a glass of.
<v Speaker 6>Rare vintage poke at my elbow, the Orchester playing a
<v Speaker 6>dreamstars waltz in the background.
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't help thinking of the last time that i'd
<v Speaker 3>been there.
<v Speaker 6>It was a night time met a young medical student
<v Speaker 6>by the name of Stamford. He was the man who
<v Speaker 6>first introduced it through Sherlock Home. Suddenly I put a
<v Speaker 6>tap on my shoulder. I turned, and to my amazement,
<v Speaker 6>once again, the young Stamford was turning before.
<v Speaker 1>Or should I say, doctor Watson, how are you my
<v Speaker 1>dead chef?
<v Speaker 3>Hello, Stamford comes to dark.
<v Speaker 2>Thanks.
<v Speaker 1>I'm goad to see that you're not holding any grudge
<v Speaker 1>against me.
<v Speaker 3>Why else would I do that?
<v Speaker 5>For introducing yidish.
<v Speaker 1>Clark Holmes, I've reproached myself ever since. I think he's
<v Speaker 1>as mad as a.
<v Speaker 3>Heap centric in fact, elims that he is eccentric. But
<v Speaker 3>he's an extremely interesting fuller. He'll make a big diff
<v Speaker 3>for himself as a private detector. One of these days
<v Speaker 3>you'll see if I'm not right stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I saw something about him in the paper the other day,
<v Speaker 1>The Last and.
<v Speaker 3>Gardens of Yes, Yes, it was quite brilliant.
<v Speaker 6>I must for the times with like a fiend as
<v Speaker 6>a rule, in case the ex sets in the days
<v Speaker 6>of the time rely on our sofa, Harget, I think
<v Speaker 6>a word on moving a muscle from morning to night.
<v Speaker 1>I think he takes himself too seriously. That's how would
<v Speaker 1>you like to join in.
<v Speaker 3>A little plot pot against home?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, just the rag. You know we thought it'd
<v Speaker 1>be rather fun. We Thursday and night. We were just
<v Speaker 1>talking about it. I'll call him over thirdy.
<v Speaker 7>Maybe i've seen him before something I'm sure you must
<v Speaker 7>have done.
<v Speaker 1>He's been around at the hospital, and anytime you go
<v Speaker 1>in the British Museum you'll find him there. Nice fellow,
<v Speaker 1>but don't de doe.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, Stamford.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is a friend of mine, John Watson. This
<v Speaker 1>is James Murphy.
<v Speaker 3>How do I think? Don't see you at the hospital?
<v Speaker 8>And I know I've seen you, doctor wats Oh, sit
<v Speaker 8>down and come and join us.
<v Speaker 5>Thank you man.
<v Speaker 1>I was just telling Watson about our little plot.
<v Speaker 6>Oh you mean about look here, I'd like you for
<v Speaker 6>us to realize that Holmes is a very good friend
<v Speaker 6>of mine.
<v Speaker 8>Oh, don't worry, Watson, this is all in good fun.
<v Speaker 5>Don't you realize what the date is? Tomorrow?
<v Speaker 3>First three April kids, April Fool's Day. Oh no, I
<v Speaker 3>see you're going to play an April Fool's Day joke
<v Speaker 3>on on home. Yes, that's our plans.
<v Speaker 7>Well it's hardly our plans, camp, but it's very lady
<v Speaker 7>Anne Parkinton's idea. You see, Holmes is very rude to
<v Speaker 7>her when she visited the hospital recently and she wants to,
<v Speaker 7>you know, take him down a peg.
<v Speaker 3>And this is enough. But I must say he isn't
<v Speaker 3>planned to be rather elegant to time. Well, what's what's
<v Speaker 3>the plan?
<v Speaker 8>We'll need your health, what's you must be careful not
<v Speaker 8>to get the joke away.
<v Speaker 7>I'll bet you a fiver that Holmes falls for the
<v Speaker 7>whole story, Black and Sinker.
<v Speaker 5>Now here's exactly what we're planning to do.
<v Speaker 8>Lady Anne is going to call on.
<v Speaker 5>Homes at fat to speak of the boys to see
<v Speaker 5>me in my professional capacity.
<v Speaker 9>Surely, my dear man, you didn't exist was a social call.
<v Speaker 9>That's too rude to me at the hospital the other day.
<v Speaker 2>For that that was the point I was trying to make.
<v Speaker 3>This need to take this churmant ready follow the most
<v Speaker 3>comfortable room.
<v Speaker 9>Thank you, doctor Watts.
<v Speaker 2>And now what can I do to help you?
<v Speaker 9>You've heard of the Elfinstone Emerald?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, yes, indeed a magnificent stone, a very considerable value,
<v Speaker 2>an heirloom in your family. I believe, yes, mister Holmes.
<v Speaker 9>I keep it in a wall safe in my bedroom.
<v Speaker 9>This morning, when I had occasion to go to the safe,
<v Speaker 9>I discovered that the emerald had been.
<v Speaker 3>Stolen Scott shocking business. Of course, you want us to
<v Speaker 3>Homes to recover it.
<v Speaker 2>Oil and remarkable deduction, I did, sir, Lydianne, are any
<v Speaker 2>work in the safe? Do you observe any signs of
<v Speaker 2>it having been tampered with?
<v Speaker 9>I think it's rather stupid to shit and answer questions
<v Speaker 9>here in Baker Street. Why don't you come up to
<v Speaker 9>my house in Caveny Square and examine the safe for yourself.
<v Speaker 2>You are a detective, aren't you? Just now? You accuse
<v Speaker 2>me of rudeness. I assure you that mine, at least
<v Speaker 2>was unintentional.
<v Speaker 3>Come, come, come home.
<v Speaker 9>I can promise you a substantial.
<v Speaker 3>Fame after Homes.
<v Speaker 2>I'm a struggling practitioner and a new Professionally, my poverty,
<v Speaker 2>but not my will concerns.
<v Speaker 9>I pay thy poverty and not thy will you see
<v Speaker 9>I can throw it my Shakespeare at Tom, mister Holmes,
<v Speaker 9>my carriage is waiting to gentlemen, let's drive over the
<v Speaker 9>Cabindy square at once shall This is the wall safe.
<v Speaker 2>Mister, home difficult and safety track for an expert. You
<v Speaker 2>paid the emerald in it last night, you say.
<v Speaker 9>Yes, when I went to bed, and this morning it
<v Speaker 9>had gone at homes.
<v Speaker 6>This is a good occasion to use that magnifying glass
<v Speaker 6>that you're always fit about.
<v Speaker 2>Instant occasion, my dear doctor. That's why I brought it
<v Speaker 2>with me. Mm hmm. That's very interesting.
<v Speaker 6>What is this safe?
<v Speaker 2>Was opened by an experts? The sign if it's having
<v Speaker 2>been forced?
<v Speaker 5>Hello, what a bit of st there's.
<v Speaker 2>A peculiar tarnish hom steel knob. It was obviously handled
<v Speaker 2>by someone whose fingers are habitually stained with chemical. Amazing home,
<v Speaker 2>I mention, my dear doctor, what does that dolly do?
<v Speaker 3>My good one.
<v Speaker 2>I should like to examine it if I may.
<v Speaker 5>But of course.
<v Speaker 9>What this is the most beautiful April fools apro and
<v Speaker 9>I've ever played.
<v Speaker 5>Right?
<v Speaker 6>He has food and thinker that's the same. I'm beginning
<v Speaker 6>to feel guilty. I can't help feeling a bit disloyal.
<v Speaker 3>If it's all in fun, temper and mister Murphy listening.
<v Speaker 9>Yes, the next door in my drawing room. I'm sure
<v Speaker 9>their ears are positively glued to the keyhole.
<v Speaker 3>Her homes of a comes there.
<v Speaker 2>The windows haven't been tampered with. We may presume, therefore,
<v Speaker 2>that the thief did not enter by an upstairs window.
<v Speaker 2>Lydia Anne, Yes, this room is not being touched since
<v Speaker 2>you discovered your loss.
<v Speaker 9>Oh no, I told the servants to leave it exactly
<v Speaker 9>as it was. Well, I can't set.
<v Speaker 2>You blendy figure that. Uh, the thief was a tall
<v Speaker 2>man with.
<v Speaker 3>A long stride. Come, come, come, homes.
<v Speaker 6>I know your methods, but there aren't Dennis footprints on
<v Speaker 6>this carpet that that you can identify, even with your magnifying.
<v Speaker 2>I've studied many kinds, and I've never seen one yet
<v Speaker 2>that was committed by a flying creature. As long as
<v Speaker 2>the criminal remains on its two legs, there must be
<v Speaker 2>some some typing displacement can be detected by a keen observer.
<v Speaker 2>I assure you that the match on this carpet indicate
<v Speaker 2>that the thief firm was a tall man with a
<v Speaker 2>long stride.
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm.
<v Speaker 2>This is a protagoash five tobacco dag tobacco that cells
<v Speaker 2>that opens the mount.
<v Speaker 9>Now, really, mister Holmes, how can you possibly identify an
<v Speaker 9>individual tobacco.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's poppied mine intactus even written a monograph on
<v Speaker 2>the subject. Now one more look at the face? Hello,
<v Speaker 2>what's this part of you? But it was it trace
<v Speaker 2>of Robin lydy Anne. I suggest you get in touch
<v Speaker 2>with Scott and jab at once. You mean that you've
<v Speaker 2>solved at home, I mean, not your doctor. But I
<v Speaker 2>can give you a reasonably complete picture of the thief.
<v Speaker 2>And that picture is so individual that I'd be surprised
<v Speaker 2>if it would fit more than one man in London.
<v Speaker 9>Right, this is pure magic, mister Holmes.
<v Speaker 3>Please describe him to it.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's a tall man, the wit, this pride indicates that.
<v Speaker 3>And he's then what enables you to tell that.
<v Speaker 2>His footprints have made a remarkably like indentation on the
<v Speaker 2>nap of the carpet. Thief devils extensively in chemicals, as
<v Speaker 2>indicated by the tarnishing of the knob on the safe,
<v Speaker 2>and the faces of rosin would suggest that he plays
<v Speaker 2>the violin. Also the smokeshag Tobacco has a great practical
<v Speaker 2>knowledge the ways of combination, locks, and he's obviously in
<v Speaker 2>close contact with the criminal classes. How do you know that, mister, Well,
<v Speaker 2>he wouldn't see the famous Sternalis. You have to dispose
<v Speaker 2>of it through some trustworthy sense.
<v Speaker 6>Yes, it's a very comprehensive picture, Homes. I almost feel
<v Speaker 6>about you the.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, doctor. I'm sure there's only one man in
<v Speaker 2>London and it shouldn't be hard to trace him.
<v Speaker 5>I agree entirely, mister Holmes.
<v Speaker 9>Doc to Watson, I think the joke has gone far enough.
<v Speaker 2>Joke, what do you mean just to talk quite right?
<v Speaker 3>Homes and thinking there's only one such man in.
<v Speaker 6>London, You've just given a perfect description of yourself.
<v Speaker 9>April, fool, doctor Temford, mister Murphy.
<v Speaker 10>April, come along here into the drawing room.
<v Speaker 9>Everyone, let us drink a glass of wine. Mister Holmes,
<v Speaker 9>who were so graciously forgiveness that the little trick we
<v Speaker 9>played on him, And also to doctor Stemford thought of the.
<v Speaker 3>Whole idea, no hard feelings with Homes, no doctor.
<v Speaker 2>It was a rather and doubting experience.
<v Speaker 3>And Murphy told me about the plan. I just couldn't
<v Speaker 3>resist joining him.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, here you are, Holmes, here's a drink.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, dampan You know, Murphy, do you No? I
<v Speaker 2>don't think.
<v Speaker 5>How'd you do? How did you like the little game
<v Speaker 5>we played on you?
<v Speaker 2>It was rather a salutary experience. I suppose you gave
<v Speaker 2>them all the details to build up the picture of me.
<v Speaker 6>Hey, Dotr, I did Holmes annoying some of your methods.
<v Speaker 6>You tried to plant every clue that you.
<v Speaker 2>Would pick up A very neat job to an incidentally
<v Speaker 2>perfect example of the dangers of deductions based on purely
<v Speaker 2>circumstances evidence. I shall profit from this little lesson.
<v Speaker 4>I must say it was worth a fortunate Emeralds to
<v Speaker 4>see your face homes when you realize you're done well.
<v Speaker 3>A jokes over now, by the way, where is lady Anne?
<v Speaker 7>I believe she said she was going to fetch the
<v Speaker 7>offinstone emerald. She thought you might be interested in seeing it.
<v Speaker 2>It probably feels the sign that yourself I wounded.
<v Speaker 5>Back to you.
<v Speaker 1>Oh here she comes? Now home?
<v Speaker 2>What's happened lady the emerald?
<v Speaker 1>It's not where I hit it this time.
<v Speaker 9>It's really stolen.
<v Speaker 4>Doctor Watson's story will continue in just a few seconds,
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<v Speaker 4>Day plot kind of backfired on you, didn't, It's.
<v Speaker 6>About to tell it was the perfect example of the
<v Speaker 6>fit bit.
<v Speaker 4>What happened next? I suppose Sherlock Holmes went into action
<v Speaker 4>once again.
<v Speaker 3>It's about all. It tadened my heart to see the
<v Speaker 3>change in the.
<v Speaker 6>Poor I confess I've felt rather ashamed of my part
<v Speaker 6>in the prank, for I could see that Holmes his
<v Speaker 6>pride had been hurt, but now with a definite crime
<v Speaker 6>before him, the difference was amazing. He suddenly became a dynamo,
<v Speaker 6>galvanized in action.
<v Speaker 3>As he stood there parting question.
<v Speaker 4>It was like yourself, you were this fresh hiding place.
<v Speaker 4>Both Mercy and I did yes.
<v Speaker 7>After we left our deliberate clues on the safe, we
<v Speaker 7>went with Lady Anne and saw us to creak the
<v Speaker 7>emerald and the top drive her dressing table.
<v Speaker 9>We thought it would be all right there. After all,
<v Speaker 9>as soon as the joke was over, I was going
<v Speaker 9>to put it back in the stage.
<v Speaker 2>I think I might just plan before we questioned the servants,
<v Speaker 2>would be for each one of you who were in
<v Speaker 2>this April funesday Frank to submit to being searched.
<v Speaker 4>Tone, surely you don't suggest that any one of us
<v Speaker 4>took the emeralds tip and I don't.
<v Speaker 2>But if any one of you fall are not guilty,
<v Speaker 2>this will be a splendid way of proving your innocence.
<v Speaker 6>I say, steady at homes to not suggesting Lady Anne
<v Speaker 6>stolen emeralds.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, mister, I'm suggesting nothing. That I may point out
<v Speaker 2>that the recent vogue for the insurance companies, it's provided
<v Speaker 2>another interesting motive for these so poor I resent your insinuation.
<v Speaker 2>It's out right, Lady Anne. If I'm to recover your emerald,
<v Speaker 2>I must please consider every divisibility. The search is the
<v Speaker 2>most immediate practical action. Perhaps you'll retire into the next room,
<v Speaker 2>and I persuade these gentlemen to submit to being searched.
<v Speaker 9>Very well, but I think you're in danger of making
<v Speaker 9>a fool of yourself.
<v Speaker 6>One.
<v Speaker 5>Oh wait, don't don't go, lady Anne. Search won't be necessary.
<v Speaker 7>What do you mean, Murpha, I must throw myself on
<v Speaker 7>your mercy, Lady Anne. I confess that I stole the
<v Speaker 7>Emerald Mercy after you put it in the drawer, lady,
<v Speaker 7>and I slipped back into the room and took it out.
<v Speaker 3>Murphy. That's a criminal action.
<v Speaker 5>I know it, but I'm poor.
<v Speaker 8>I need money desperately for my mathematical research.
<v Speaker 5>I knew the Emeralds prices. I couldn't resist the temptation
<v Speaker 5>to take.
<v Speaker 7>Advantage of a joke. Yeah, lady Anne, here's the stone.
<v Speaker 7>Please don't prosecute me. Please, don't it been my ruin?
<v Speaker 2>May I exact in the emerald en? Thank you?
<v Speaker 9>Well, mister Murphy. I won't pretend that I'm not deeply shocked.
<v Speaker 9>I must ask you to leave my house.
<v Speaker 8>But you won't prosecute me, will you. It was a
<v Speaker 8>moment's temptation.
<v Speaker 9>Noah, No, I won't prosecute you home.
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing with the emerald?
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm something of the distant ways of thieves. I
<v Speaker 2>came on this case, but it prepared to test the
<v Speaker 2>emerald when I found it. Now a top of this
<v Speaker 2>acid from this vial.
<v Speaker 9>So, mister Holmes, what are you doing? You into the step?
<v Speaker 2>Noah, not, it's a true emerald?
<v Speaker 3>Ah, good lord, the ascidating to the stoness.
<v Speaker 2>If it was shugar, that means it means, lady, and
<v Speaker 2>that mister Murphy has just impeddaled his honor, his freedom
<v Speaker 2>to steal a singularly beautiful fake.
<v Speaker 9>Mister Holmes, this joke turned into a nightmare. Is there
<v Speaker 9>a way of covering my emeralds?
<v Speaker 2>I hope so, Lady Anne, I've been taking steps in
<v Speaker 2>their logical order. The servants have all been questioned. We've
<v Speaker 2>searched mister Stamford.
<v Speaker 7>And mister Murphy's most humiliating experience made me feel like
<v Speaker 7>a criminal.
<v Speaker 5>For personally, I was only too thankful to submit to
<v Speaker 5>a search. This time. I knew I had nothing to
<v Speaker 5>worry about.
<v Speaker 3>You yourself, Dadia. I knew you've considered to being searched
<v Speaker 3>by the police. Maktron that Home sent forth only.
<v Speaker 9>Because he threatened to set for the police if I didn't.
<v Speaker 9>Oh distasteful though it was, I'd rather endure that than
<v Speaker 9>have this story on the front.
<v Speaker 2>Pages of the newspapers.
<v Speaker 1>And in spite of all these rather unfriendly proceedings, we've
<v Speaker 1>got exactly nowhere as regards finding the Emeralds.
<v Speaker 2>No Stamford. But we have at least eliminated the possibility
<v Speaker 2>that the thief is secreting the jewel on his person.
<v Speaker 3>Still somewhere in these two rooms stay.
<v Speaker 2>Home, I think so. Though there is one remaining possibility,
<v Speaker 2>and that is that the fake stone was substituted for
<v Speaker 2>the real emerald sometime before all of you engineered your
<v Speaker 2>April fools their joke.
<v Speaker 9>Oh no, mister Hee, that's not possible. I know it
<v Speaker 9>was the genuine Emerald. I took of the safe this morning.
<v Speaker 2>How can you be sure the substitute was an excellent
<v Speaker 2>imitation about a chemical test such as I performed, It
<v Speaker 2>would be hard to be certain.
<v Speaker 9>I can tell you why I'm certain. Last night Papa
<v Speaker 9>came to dinner and brought a mister Vanderlder of Amsterdam.
<v Speaker 9>He examined the stone, and you'll agree that a dual
<v Speaker 9>expert like that couldn't be fool.
<v Speaker 2>That's true, Lady Anne. And what did you do with
<v Speaker 2>the emerald after mister vander Lder left?
<v Speaker 9>I locked it in my safe and went to bed.
<v Speaker 9>I didn't unlock the safe again until doctor Stamford and
<v Speaker 9>mister Murphy came here this morning.
<v Speaker 3>That's settled. The real emerald is still hidden somewhere in
<v Speaker 3>these two rooms.
<v Speaker 1>But where that's the question.
<v Speaker 8>I must say, it's completely mystifying.
<v Speaker 2>Well, let's go back to what we were all doing
<v Speaker 2>at the exact moment you came into the room, Lady
<v Speaker 2>Anne and informed us at the loss of your stone.
<v Speaker 2>Now we were we would drinking toast to you, and
<v Speaker 2>it uh, Lady Anne hard thinking is well, it's thirsty work.
<v Speaker 9>I'm so sorry. Let me get you something a glass
<v Speaker 9>of court No, no.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, but iya, I observe that you have a
<v Speaker 2>remarkably comprehensive assortment of the curves. I wonder if I
<v Speaker 2>might have a glass of cream demond.
<v Speaker 3>Oh, of course, I'll get it for it. Cream them
<v Speaker 3>all from the middle of down home.
<v Speaker 1>I knew you were eccentric, that is.
<v Speaker 9>It's awful it clings.
<v Speaker 2>As I picked it up. I thought it Dane, there's
<v Speaker 2>something inside. Allow me, Madam, thank you. I'm sure you
<v Speaker 2>would mind if they wastelessly cur on the aspidestra so
<v Speaker 2>dy Anne, allow me to restore to you the Elphinston
<v Speaker 2>Emerald Scott, a fantastic ingineers the one safe hiding place
<v Speaker 2>in the room. Where could a green gem be more
<v Speaker 2>effectively hidden than in a bottle of green? The curved?
<v Speaker 5>Who stole it?
<v Speaker 3>Who substituted the fake stone?
<v Speaker 9>Frankly, I don't care.
<v Speaker 3>The gem is restored.
<v Speaker 9>That that's all that matters.
<v Speaker 2>I prefer not to go to court.
<v Speaker 9>Neither you nor i, Mister Schola Colmbs would show up
<v Speaker 9>in a best of light, and my father will disapprove
<v Speaker 9>of this whole. Austair, I'm afraid just.
<v Speaker 2>As you wish they did.
<v Speaker 6>Am.
<v Speaker 2>In either case, I should expect your check for my
<v Speaker 2>services in due course.
<v Speaker 3>Here we are to cut here and again Stamford.
<v Speaker 1>But you come in and join us for lunch, please, watching,
<v Speaker 1>but I'll keep the cabin go on. I actually have
<v Speaker 1>patient this afternoon. A rare and delightful experience for a
<v Speaker 1>young doctor.
<v Speaker 3>You've probably known as rare and delightful.
<v Speaker 2>As I plan is for a young detector based down there,
<v Speaker 2>I quite understand, and I'm correspondingly grateful to you.
<v Speaker 1>If you're you're profitable, so I'm glad it was profitable
<v Speaker 1>for you. Personally, I feel pretty stupid about the whole thing.
<v Speaker 2>Well, goodbye, goodbye or goodbye to.
<v Speaker 3>Night Onst Square can be remarkably quick.
<v Speaker 7>I'm afraid my conscience won't let me too much talking doctor,
<v Speaker 7>I'm hardly ashamed of myself.
<v Speaker 5>Well, thanks for leftoff.
<v Speaker 2>I'll leave you Chap loves and cohnsense you'll join us
<v Speaker 2>for lunch Murphy, But no, that's about it, and says,
<v Speaker 2>come on, what happens off the nice of you?
<v Speaker 3>Oh, come, come, come, Murphy. Any one of us can
<v Speaker 3>make a foolish mistake. It's just lucky that you didn't
<v Speaker 3>have to pay for yours.
<v Speaker 2>Steve wishes the David, Yes, the three please disaways you?
<v Speaker 2>Does this debut please you? Excellent?
<v Speaker 3>Thank you George, and as hungry as a hunter, how
<v Speaker 3>about you, Murphy.
<v Speaker 5>I'm afraid I have very little appetite. This whole cases
<v Speaker 5>upset me dreadfully.
<v Speaker 2>You mustn't take it so much to heart. Matthy and
<v Speaker 2>by the way, doctor, i'd like to have your opinion
<v Speaker 2>on the case. Who do you think stage the theft
<v Speaker 2>of the emerald to defect the office?
<v Speaker 6>To me, Lady and Parlington did it herself to collect
<v Speaker 6>insurance money if she hadn't.
<v Speaker 3>She's insisted on your finding the thief. But you needn't worry,
<v Speaker 3>old Chap. You'll get your fee.
<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm sure, though I'm not worry about the fee.
<v Speaker 2>But I assure you Lady and did not engineered that
<v Speaker 2>broad today you you mean it was Stafford and tell
<v Speaker 2>him who was responsible? My dear Murvey, But how should
<v Speaker 2>I know, Comma Murby, Let's not sense any longer. You
<v Speaker 2>did an excellent job, a superlative job.
<v Speaker 5>I was almost sorry to disappointed for you. I don't
<v Speaker 5>think I understand your herds.
<v Speaker 2>You do, Marvi. You're a splendid actor too. I was
<v Speaker 2>so deeply touched when you were a parenty stone, a
<v Speaker 2>fake Chuel and all the time you knew that the
<v Speaker 2>rital one was safely hidden in the bottle of Clane
<v Speaker 2>demark be abstracted that your leisure, you scoundrel.
<v Speaker 3>Would you mind telling me what's going on here? I'm
<v Speaker 3>completing absolutely in the.
<v Speaker 2>Dark Elliot's obvious, My dear doctor, the imitation Emerald was
<v Speaker 2>a brilliant copy.
<v Speaker 8>What makes you so sure of that, fight, dear, because
<v Speaker 8>his April.
<v Speaker 2>Fool's Day hoax was only conceived yesterday, or that is
<v Speaker 2>what you wished the other to believe. Such a superb
<v Speaker 2>paced gem could not have been made at such short notice. Therefore,
<v Speaker 2>it must have been prepared by someone who knew about
<v Speaker 2>the hoax before it was arranged. Now, my dear doctor,
<v Speaker 2>when Stampers told you about the plan last night, whose
<v Speaker 2>idea did he say it was? He told me that
<v Speaker 2>was Lady and Parlington's plessis then, and yet Lady Anne
<v Speaker 2>referred today as Temper's idea. Obviously, you, my dear Murphy,
<v Speaker 2>presented the plan to each as the notion of the other,
<v Speaker 2>and so only you could have arranged the real theft
<v Speaker 2>behind the hoax. I repeat, a splendid job, mister Holmes.
<v Speaker 7>May I I also compliment you on your cleverness and
<v Speaker 7>frustrating my plot.
<v Speaker 3>Look here, what is all this, One of us a criminal,
<v Speaker 3>the other's detective.
<v Speaker 6>It's offering each other complimens as if you were in
<v Speaker 6>the same profession.
<v Speaker 2>The dividing line between the criminal and the criminal investigator
<v Speaker 2>is than you might imagine. My dear doctor, how very true.
<v Speaker 8>My dear home, would you consider coming over to my
<v Speaker 8>side of the lion.
<v Speaker 5>Together we did make an unbeatable team.
<v Speaker 2>Are you flatterining? Nevertheless, I must decline your offer, mister.
<v Speaker 7>Murphy, or pity on your side of the line, You'll
<v Speaker 7>never be a rich man. By the way, if your
<v Speaker 7>edification my name is miss Murphy, those tampard insists on
<v Speaker 7>thinking it is, then what is your name?
<v Speaker 3>Coundrel?
<v Speaker 5>Your friends says the word scoundrel so much better than you,
<v Speaker 5>doctor my name. My name is Mercury.
<v Speaker 2>Indeed a spelled m u r t r y no D.
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I have so much couple with my name.
<v Speaker 7>People will either misspell it or mispronounce it. I'm afraid
<v Speaker 7>I'll have to begin calling it the way looks m
<v Speaker 7>O r.
<v Speaker 2>I A r t e y Mariatti, Mariatti. I shall
<v Speaker 2>remember that name. I have a feeling we shall meet again.
<v Speaker 2>I trust that we shall.
<v Speaker 7>You've won the first brown Shellock Holmes, I admit that,
<v Speaker 7>but I believe that a return match is indicated.
<v Speaker 2>I shall look forward to it.
<v Speaker 5>Mariatti.
<v Speaker 2>Now, doctor, I can't stand your bill for flaring knockers
<v Speaker 2>or a lutch. Shall we a good?
<v Speaker 8>That was a pretty hectic April Fool's Day.
<v Speaker 3>I know what to see enough money if you like it, I.
<v Speaker 4>Don't blame you, you know, I sure hate to have
<v Speaker 4>someone come to my house and pull a trick like
<v Speaker 4>that on me.
<v Speaker 3>Do you have a pictures emerald you feel? Maybe?
<v Speaker 6>Store?
<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding?
<v Speaker 4>I would know the difference between a precious emerald and
<v Speaker 4>a piece of green glass. But when it comes to
<v Speaker 4>ruby's that's something else.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you would know a ruby when you're sure, because
<v Speaker 2>the ruby has exactly the same color as a glass
<v Speaker 2>of Petrie California port held up to the light.
<v Speaker 6>Mister Buel, you can find more excuses talking about Petry.
<v Speaker 3>Wine than any man in the entire world. Believe me, excuses.
<v Speaker 4>I don't need an excuse to talk about Petrie wine.
<v Speaker 4>Why there's a wine that actually speaks for itself. If
<v Speaker 4>I may borrow a phrase from Shakespeare or somebody does,
<v Speaker 4>not the wine quite like Petree wine, because only Petree
<v Speaker 4>wine is made by the Petrie family, and the Petrie
<v Speaker 4>family has been making wine for generations they've been handing
<v Speaker 4>down from father to son, from father to son years
<v Speaker 4>than years of knowledge and experience, the fine art turning
<v Speaker 4>luscious grapes, the clear, fragrant, delicious wine. Yes, And because
<v Speaker 4>the making of Petrie wine is a family affair, those
<v Speaker 4>letters P. E. T R I on a bottle of
<v Speaker 4>wine are the personal assurance of the Petrie family that
<v Speaker 4>every drop of wine in that bottle is good wine.
<v Speaker 4>You never miss with a Petrie wine because Petrie took
<v Speaker 4>time to bring to good wine. Well, doctor Watson, wats
<v Speaker 4>the prescription for next week?
<v Speaker 6>Well, next week, miss about tell I'm going to tell
<v Speaker 6>you a rather unusual story. It concerns a series of
<v Speaker 6>strange disappearances and a murder with defant reason. And yet
<v Speaker 6>it was a case that shelock homes sold without ever
<v Speaker 6>meeting any of the suspect.
<v Speaker 4>I call it single a fair The disappearing scientists, Well,
<v Speaker 4>I'm sure we'll all want to hear that one.
<v Speaker 5>Doctor.
<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'm sure we're gonna Before you go, mister Botel,
<v Speaker 6>I want to urge our friends that will do all
<v Speaker 6>they can to save on the use of all wheat
<v Speaker 6>and rice products and also fats and oils. There are
<v Speaker 6>millions of families lipless, starving.
<v Speaker 3>To death Europe nature. They're not being asked to give
<v Speaker 3>them our food. They're just being asked to take it
<v Speaker 3>easy on certain foods so that there will be some
<v Speaker 3>left for them to buy. I know there isn't one
<v Speaker 3>person listening to me tonight who would knowingly let anyone starve.
<v Speaker 6>And remember, unless you do help, thousands of little children
<v Speaker 6>will starve. So please, let's share a meal and save
<v Speaker 6>life tonight.
<v Speaker 4>Sherlock Holm's Adventure was written by Dennis Green and Anthony Boucher,
<v Speaker 4>and was suggested by an answer to Nincer Arthur colon
<v Speaker 4>Oil's story. A study in Scarlet music is by Dean Fosterling.
<v Speaker 4>Mister Rathburn appears to the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn Mayor
<v Speaker 4>and mister Bruce with the courtesy of Universal Pictures, where
<v Speaker 4>they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The
<v Speaker 4>Battery Wine Company of San Francisco, California invite you to
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