Revisiting TNA Wrestling iMPACT! 2010 - Immortal's Thanksgiving Party, Dixie Carter Comes to Dinner, Jeff Jarrett's MMA Dojo

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<v Speaker 1>Now, it's time to get into TNA Impact. November twenty fifth,
<v Speaker 1>It's Thanksgiving.
<v Speaker 2>Yay, we looking giving right, It's giving based, giving turkey sandwiches,
<v Speaker 2>It's giving Kurt Ankle before we get into this lovely
<v Speaker 2>celebration of Thanksgiving here on Deadlock with this episode of TEENA.
<v Speaker 2>Let's see what was going on in the world wrestling
<v Speaker 2>at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. From The
<v Speaker 2>Observer November twenty fourth, twenty ten, Hazim Ali, who wrestled
<v Speaker 2>and managed in WWE as Armando Estrada, was forced to
<v Speaker 2>close his Baby Steak and Lemonade restaurant in Glendale, Arizona.
<v Speaker 2>You like that tony baby steaks and lemonade, Baby Steak Babies.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that steaks, Yeah, and they got the
<v Speaker 2>lemonade with it. It doesn't say he just was forced
<v Speaker 2>and you know it's really none of your business.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess you're right.
<v Speaker 2>From The Observer, November twenty nine, twenty ten. YouTube is
<v Speaker 2>not something kind to the hardys. This is a fucking
<v Speaker 2>popular one here. A new YouTube video is showing Jeff
<v Speaker 2>and Matt at a diner where they appear to not
<v Speaker 2>be in the best of shape. It was mostly Jeff
<v Speaker 2>cutting a promo on Seeampunk Gliding that he was the
<v Speaker 2>one who made seem funk. A superstar flipped them off
<v Speaker 2>on the video, claimed he took Ambien to get to sleep,
<v Speaker 2>so he wasn't really straight edge. And then Matt Hardy
<v Speaker 2>brain brought up Lida. This I remember vividly.
<v Speaker 1>When brought up Lida.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Evergreen, I do remember that diner vividly, Like I
<v Speaker 3>just I could picture it right now of him standing there.
<v Speaker 1>And Jeff Party, like literally right on top of the
<v Speaker 1>lens of the camera.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he did the middle finger in Hardy's time
<v Speaker 2>and then combined them, which was kind of big.
<v Speaker 1>Seeing Punk and Jeff Hardy had a fun feud. I
<v Speaker 1>remember parts of it.
<v Speaker 2>It was a It was a pretty good piece of business.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it did fantastic for Punk. I mean then
<v Speaker 2>Jeff had to go for reasons, you know, because he
<v Speaker 2>had to close.
<v Speaker 1>Down because he got signed by TNA.
<v Speaker 2>Just bought out his contract.
<v Speaker 1>Well in the middle of his big big he.
<v Speaker 3>Was like world champion, was like world every champion.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, he was, he was world Chimp and he lost
<v Speaker 2>it and then.
<v Speaker 3>Like bought it out of his deal. He had to
<v Speaker 3>drop the bill.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, TNA must have offered him a lot of money.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Hogan said, the numbers are all up. Speaking of
<v Speaker 2>Dixie Carter, Dixie Carter scheduled to return to TV on
<v Speaker 2>the Thanksgiving night. TNA, shy, we should advertise this fucking
<v Speaker 2>ad nauseum for two hours.
<v Speaker 3>Follow that, TNA Dixie Pal fucking actually like Dixie and ratings.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Tony, we'll talk about it because like, no but
<v Speaker 2>like doing the show. There's a part of the show.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess you jumping out of beer. There's
<v Speaker 2>a part of the show where I legit all caps right.
<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck do they keep cutting to the commentary
<v Speaker 2>to tell me about Dixie Carter stop? Like, I don't
<v Speaker 2>give a funk. There's no way people were tuning in
<v Speaker 2>for this.
<v Speaker 1>No O Cogan said the numbers were great, That's what
<v Speaker 1>he said.
<v Speaker 2>The Observer actually does have something about the rating shames
<v Speaker 2>and I'll talk about here in a second. The return
<v Speaker 2>of Tough Enough as a USA Network reality show is
<v Speaker 2>now official. They're gonna do the show similar to its
<v Speaker 2>original incarnation, in the sense that the people in the
<v Speaker 2>house will not be we contracted performers. James and I
<v Speaker 2>were actually just talking about Tough Enough and Ultimate Fighter
<v Speaker 2>the other day. We were just fucking watching Ultimate Fighter
<v Speaker 2>clips and I mean, wow, Ultimate Fighter makes this show
<v Speaker 2>look like sheff.
<v Speaker 1>I mean Ultimate Fighter was a good piece of business.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. It was unfucking believable. They had such cheese, like
<v Speaker 2>I mean one, I mean, you had a great point
<v Speaker 2>that you know, it's for a real fucking sport, so like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's just unpredictable in its own in that way.
<v Speaker 2>But like they had the cheese of like they did
<v Speaker 2>not give a fuck if the fucking show didn't have
<v Speaker 2>any content. Load the house up, what's some alcohol, Let's
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<v Speaker 2>we watched one the other day, I think it was
<v Speaker 2>season five. There's just a backyard fight that goes on
<v Speaker 2>for ten minutes that ends with one of the guys
<v Speaker 2>putting the other guy in a triangle and then the
<v Speaker 2>guy in the triangle picks him up and slams him
<v Speaker 2>down repeatedly, headfirst into concrete.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then they shook hands and they said, all right,
<v Speaker 1>we'll see each other in the finals.
<v Speaker 2>It was all good. Yeah, dude.
<v Speaker 1>They didn't make it in the finals.
<v Speaker 2>No, they didn't. Joey Styles was forced to apologize for
<v Speaker 2>twittering that Oksana was eliminated from NXT a few hours
<v Speaker 2>before the show aired on the internet. We should beat
<v Speaker 2>him with hammers instead of pissing ship on him for this,
<v Speaker 2>I mean twitter.
<v Speaker 3>They haven't figured out the word tweet yet.
<v Speaker 2>It should fucking ram his head into a wood chipper
<v Speaker 2>for this fucking ship that he pulled to her like
<v Speaker 2>he ruined that episode of NXT for me. Oxana eliminated
<v Speaker 2>this guy from a helicopter. This is fucking bullshit. I
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<v Speaker 2>From The Observer, December sixth, twenty ten. Thanksgiving. Oh, this
<v Speaker 2>is actually just some history here that I thought was
<v Speaker 2>pretty interesting, because you know, there's there was a time
<v Speaker 2>where Thanksgiving and pro wrestling one hand in hand, and
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer talks about it here. Thanksgiving and most of the
<v Speaker 2>eighties meant some of the biggest wrestling shows of the year.
<v Speaker 2>The tradition was at its peak from nineteen eighty three
<v Speaker 2>to nineteen eighty seven with the early Starcaids in Greensboro
<v Speaker 2>and later Atlanta as well, and the ton of El show,
<v Speaker 2>but it's largely extinct for almost two decades. The mentality
<v Speaker 2>by the wrestling promoters had who had success that night
<v Speaker 2>was that families would get together in the afternoon. By
<v Speaker 2>evening wanted to go out and do something, which fucking
<v Speaker 2>completely changed that catom. Yeah, no, dude, The movie business
<v Speaker 2>had its traditional best weekend of the year that showed
<v Speaker 2>that at night people wanted to go out often with
<v Speaker 2>their families. That meant bigger crowds. It was not just
<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving night, but the Thursday through Sunday of Thanksgiving weekend
<v Speaker 2>that along with December twenty fifth to thirtieth, became the
<v Speaker 2>two best periods of the year for the industry. But
<v Speaker 2>those holiday traditions are now long gone. In a few
<v Speaker 2>modern fans even think of wrestling on Thanksgiving, Christmas or
<v Speaker 2>any other holiday. The last true major Thanksgiving show was
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety at the Hartford Excuse Me Civic Center.
<v Speaker 2>The WWF Survivor series drew thirteen thousand paid and two
<v Speaker 2>hundred and sixteen dollars one thousand dollars gate. A Hogan
<v Speaker 2>Warrior in Tito Santana won a three on five handicap
<v Speaker 2>match over Diviase, Rick Martel, war Lord Hercules and Paul
<v Speaker 2>Roma in nine minutes, winning five falls to one. Battle
<v Speaker 2>of the survivors of a series of elimination matches. The
<v Speaker 2>show drew what at the time was considered disappointing numbers
<v Speaker 2>on pay per view, leading to the mentality that Thanksgiving
<v Speaker 2>was a good night to get people to go out
<v Speaker 2>and see live matches or go to the movies, but
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't great night to get them to stay home
<v Speaker 2>and watch on television. In ninety one, Survivor series was
<v Speaker 2>moved to Thanksgiving Eve, which actually worked out a lot worse.
<v Speaker 2>It was later moved again and now takes place on
<v Speaker 2>a Sunday in mid November and stays away from the
<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving weekend, which that sucks to see. And I mean
<v Speaker 2>that's probably with a lot of shit, right, like no
<v Speaker 2>one's I mean, god, damn, a little Birdie told me
<v Speaker 2>that Father's Day fucks up with draws sometimes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that'll get you every time. Now, I think the
<v Speaker 1>rise of the Internet, I think that. Yeah. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>just the economy changed. We went through a recession in
<v Speaker 1>eight coming out the other side of it in twenty ten. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, just the American lifestyle changed quite a bit.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's changing even more to this day. After
<v Speaker 1>the pandemic, a lot of people just didn't even want
<v Speaker 1>to go outside period, they don't want to do anything,
<v Speaker 1>and you know, you can't blame them. It's just it's
<v Speaker 1>weird how lifestyles and social contracts between Americans and what
<v Speaker 1>people think they should be doing and what they're doing
<v Speaker 1>is just completely different, even from nineteen ninety to now,
<v Speaker 1>you know, thirty years sure, it's yeah, everything's just a
<v Speaker 1>lot different. I mean I talked to my parents a
<v Speaker 1>lot about you know, when they grew up and we
<v Speaker 1>got to experience just like the ass end of that
<v Speaker 1>sort of culture when we were growing up before things
<v Speaker 1>started changing in the early two thousands to mid two thousands,
<v Speaker 1>and like, I don't know if people nowadays even get
<v Speaker 1>to experience a little bit of that. I don't think
<v Speaker 1>the world's even know still what it was back then.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe somebody that's younger now listening to this, maybe you
<v Speaker 1>have some experience that you could maybe share about how
<v Speaker 1>your childhood was growing up. Everybody obviously has different once.
<v Speaker 2>But do you remember any like did other than obviously
<v Speaker 2>like Thanksgiving? Did you two remember any like things you
<v Speaker 2>that were on on Thanksgiving that you got like your
<v Speaker 2>parents wanted to watch. I remember, yeah, yeah, I remember the.
<v Speaker 3>Parade and football.
<v Speaker 1>Grade.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which I that's still like thanks having football. Still,
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm pretty sure, right, Yeah, I actually don't
<v Speaker 2>know what the game.
<v Speaker 3>We did Detroit play every works right.
<v Speaker 2>Thought that was right, but I don't know if that's
<v Speaker 2>the case.
<v Speaker 3>Well, that was the tradition, right, Thens always played on there.
<v Speaker 3>I think they have most games now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's three games on Thanksgiving this year, Packers, Lions, Chiefs,
<v Speaker 2>Cowboys and Bengals Ravens. All terrible ratings for these ones.
<v Speaker 2>Suck it, I suck it, but.
<v Speaker 3>It might do better, right, Like, because you're saying like
<v Speaker 3>people didn't wanted to go out, but they didn't want
<v Speaker 3>to stay home to watch. It's probably the opposite, no, right,
<v Speaker 3>where they want to stay home but don't go out.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like the TV ratings probably for Thanksgiving probably way
<v Speaker 2>better than they were here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah sure right.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Chiefs Cowboys, that's got to be the lowest scoring,
<v Speaker 2>fucking rating game of all time, like.
<v Speaker 1>The characters on motherfucking Thanksgiving. Ah, all right, keep found the.
<v Speaker 2>Bitch right well, speaking of ratings, impact on Thanksgiving Night
<v Speaker 2>did a point eight five rating and one point two
<v Speaker 2>six million viewers, well down from usual, but that's what
<v Speaker 2>we expected. On Thanksgiving Night, Melter says it's also wasn't
<v Speaker 2>helped with the New York Jets, a marquee team this
<v Speaker 2>year due to its HBO coverage, did a seven point
<v Speaker 2>zero rating and seven point eleven million viewers. Head to
<v Speaker 2>head for its game against the Cincinnatiti Bengels, Rhinos signed
<v Speaker 2>a new so in storyline, Rhino signed a new contract
<v Speaker 2>offered to him by turning on his teammates. We'll talk
<v Speaker 2>about that on this show, but unless things changed in the
<v Speaker 2>past few days in real life, he actually has not
<v Speaker 2>signed a new deal, and the belief he may not
<v Speaker 2>be signing last thing. Here. The earliest numbers for the
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown Versus Raw video game for the month of October
<v Speaker 2>are out. This is SVR twenty eleven. The game came
<v Speaker 2>out last week of the last week of October, so
<v Speaker 2>this is the first week sales in the US being
<v Speaker 2>estimated of two hundred and twenty four five and thirty two.
<v Speaker 2>That's in the US, and they are estimating double that
<v Speaker 2>on a worldwide basis. EA's MMA game came out a
<v Speaker 2>week earlier, and in its first two weeks was only
<v Speaker 2>number seventy four on the Xbox three sixty charts, while
<v Speaker 2>Smacked un versuses All twenty eleven was number ten overall
<v Speaker 2>for the month with one week of sales. I actually
<v Speaker 2>really liked SVR eleven.
<v Speaker 1>Good game, Yeah, I like, yeah, I just set up
<v Speaker 1>the stairs in the ring and hit people with.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, the Weapon Physics was a fucking complete game changer,
<v Speaker 2>like that made the ship so fun and yeah it
<v Speaker 2>was I think that was the first year of Universe.
<v Speaker 3>It was, yeah, because that's like the first time I
<v Speaker 3>did Universe was in that game.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Was it all like on YouTube?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because like that was the game, Like, yeah, I
<v Speaker 3>like devoted my time to that. I think it was
<v Speaker 3>like integrated in the main menu of the game, like
<v Speaker 3>you play match. It was like, yeah, you can turn
<v Speaker 3>that off, right, Yeah, you could hit like R three
<v Speaker 3>or something.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, twenty eleven I I enjoyed,
<v Speaker 2>like the fucking I mean, legitimately, the only thing I
<v Speaker 2>really remember was the Weapon Physics. Shit though, like, fucking do.
<v Speaker 1>Is that the one with your time machine?
<v Speaker 2>What the Road to WrestleMania?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Which one was that?
<v Speaker 3>You might be right?
<v Speaker 1>Actually that could have been the one with the time machine?
<v Speaker 1>Edging which time machine?
<v Speaker 2>I think it is that one?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I remember that one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Was that the same one with Santino going?
<v Speaker 3>Man, I remember when you hard uploaded that video. Every
<v Speaker 3>wrestler just keep uploading that. Whoa, well wrestling mat just
<v Speaker 3>walk into the room and he's in there doing that,
<v Speaker 3>Sure to keep going?
<v Speaker 2>He should do that, Teddy out the fuck oho wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>That's the one with the created one too, like uh
<v Speaker 2>created guide to end the Undertaker streak.
<v Speaker 3>And you and stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, you gotta go
<v Speaker 3>around collecting souls.
<v Speaker 2>That's a fucking good game. Yeah. Dude doing Shamus his
<v Speaker 2>goddamn Razor's Edge into a ladder and the guy just
<v Speaker 2>gets sucked into the ladder. Was so well? That is
<v Speaker 2>it for the Observer. Now let's talk about TNA Impact
<v Speaker 2>November twenty fifth, twenty ten.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into TNA. We start with the
<v Speaker 1>code open here Matt Morgan.
<v Speaker 2>Who he said that ship? Yeah, Rick Flair is here
<v Speaker 2>and he's talking to Matt Morgan. I guess Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 2>no longer in a Mortal Fortune, which he was implied
<v Speaker 2>to have been in.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess he was in it and now he left.
<v Speaker 3>Ah yes, no, yes, not against him?
<v Speaker 1>He was super over in the impact zone. I think
<v Speaker 1>they had to try to strike while the iron was
<v Speaker 1>hot there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I can't. I can't blame him. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>you know, history doesn't look back finally on it.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they tried, I mean sure, I mean they did.
<v Speaker 1>They tried a lot with him and with Hernandez.
<v Speaker 2>That's that's true. Rick Flair says, Matt Morgan, me and
<v Speaker 2>the Hlkster and Eric Mischoff have decided to appoint a
<v Speaker 2>special referee for your match with Jevodie, and you got
<v Speaker 2>suit that be It'll be be Morgan. Oh no, Rick Flair.
<v Speaker 2>Matt Morgan, and he says, if you don't like that
<v Speaker 2>and you want that rematch, you got to beat me tonight, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>So Flair puts himself in a match with Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 2>and the winner decides a special referee. Dooring Flair's entrance,
<v Speaker 2>he gets iced by the witch. Was a thing that
<v Speaker 2>I forgot existed.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Holy shit, like memory, Like people just give you
<v Speaker 3>a sameir enough to ice and you have to drink it.
<v Speaker 2>You have to drink, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Like you have to kneel down and drink it. Like
<v Speaker 3>that was icing. I don't think that's a thing, like.
<v Speaker 2>They don't do that anymore, right, Oh, I don't think
<v Speaker 2>like that was legit, only a twenty ten thing.
<v Speaker 3>Like what if you just say no, like I don't
<v Speaker 3>want to do that.
<v Speaker 2>You're getting your fucking shit pushed in.
<v Speaker 1>And we take the screen off ice and we hit
<v Speaker 1>across the top of your head.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we beat you at Havers and Pisson of shit
<v Speaker 2>on you fucking Philly had different terrific Yeah. Well, you
<v Speaker 2>know we took it serious here. I didn't even drink it.
<v Speaker 2>I was a part of it, you know, you were
<v Speaker 2>you were icing people. Yeah, yeah, but like I was, no,
<v Speaker 2>I was like enforcing it. So if they didn't do it,
<v Speaker 2>I was.
<v Speaker 1>He was the special guest ref.
<v Speaker 2>I was the one that helped to beat down at
<v Speaker 2>the Pisson shop.
<v Speaker 3>Oh I really liked that.
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair said, well, if you don't like it, then
<v Speaker 1>beat me.
<v Speaker 2>About it, he went, and like, no, Well I was
<v Speaker 2>gonna say no Shananigan's, but there was Shenanigan's. Flair also
<v Speaker 2>got color for Matt Morgan here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know if he has any in the
<v Speaker 1>matter anymore.
<v Speaker 2>That's fair. The ref gets bumped and fortune come down
<v Speaker 2>and attack Matt Morgan. Douglas Williams then turns on Fortune
<v Speaker 2>we were all hoping would do that. Uh, And Matt
<v Speaker 2>Morgan hits the carbon footprint on Flairs the win and
<v Speaker 2>so Matt Morgan gets to decide who the special ref is,
<v Speaker 2>but he hasn't decided it just yet. You gotta wait.
<v Speaker 2>And the tagline for this episode that they did on
<v Speaker 2>this era was guess Who's coming to dinner? And then
<v Speaker 2>a gigantic turkey flies at the screen and goes Holy ship.
<v Speaker 3>That brought me back to that one YouTube video. Do
<v Speaker 3>you remember that, dude?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that was my video, Tony, Like, well it was.
<v Speaker 2>It was like they quickly took it down and I
<v Speaker 2>re uploaded it so everyone would see it. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, the one where it says blow it out
<v Speaker 1>your ass.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>I don't think balls.
<v Speaker 2>That's you got a ring in there. They uploaded like
<v Speaker 2>as a fucking Thanksgiving thing and it had that turkey.
<v Speaker 3>It's like a full episode, wasn't.
<v Speaker 2>It, or like maybe it was. It was like an
<v Speaker 2>hour long and the turkey that it might have been
<v Speaker 2>this episode, Tony, the fucking turkey flies in, but something
<v Speaker 2>glitched out on the render. So then the first like
<v Speaker 2>you know, the beginning, we see this fucking cold open
<v Speaker 2>and then the next hour is the Turkey's face repeatedly,
<v Speaker 2>which was so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 3>It's like the goofy is looking c G turkey.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking find it. I'll find it across across side Turkey.
<v Speaker 1>Did I love that?
<v Speaker 3>Uh?
<v Speaker 1>That that's Rick Flair's gimmick. By the way, it's just
<v Speaker 1>him getting iced. And they had to they legit, had
<v Speaker 1>to show it in this pre tape for some.
<v Speaker 2>Reason, like it was a part of a ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is his gimmick. There was somebody like in
<v Speaker 1>the crowd with a sign that said like ice. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that was funny.
<v Speaker 3>Do you think that was like a gimme like a shoot,
<v Speaker 3>like they were doing it for real like this.
<v Speaker 1>I think that was real schmirnoff ice. I think that
<v Speaker 1>that's like water to that man, Like, I don't think
<v Speaker 1>that meant anything to him.
<v Speaker 2>They probably did it one time in the back Tony
<v Speaker 2>and like Flair was like, we gotta do this on too,
<v Speaker 2>or Flair just kept doing it on TV and they said,
<v Speaker 2>holy fuck, okay.
<v Speaker 3>Fucking up, you gotta stop, man, Like.
<v Speaker 2>We'll just do it, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Shit, Well, we have caught open number two here Immortal
<v Speaker 1>and Fortune for are having a Thanksgiving dinner. There's more
<v Speaker 1>than four people here most of the.
<v Speaker 2>Time, there's unreal amount of people. Now, question because there's
<v Speaker 2>multiple ways that people say it throughout the entire show.
<v Speaker 2>Is it a mortal or is it the immortals? Oh?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>I think it's im mortal, right, I always thought it
<v Speaker 3>was too.
<v Speaker 2>That's what Hogan's tattoos.
<v Speaker 1>I say, a whole co rips his shirt off and
<v Speaker 1>turns it around.
<v Speaker 2>It's a mortal brother, that story about that. So yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it's eight thirty five pm. They timestamped this for some
<v Speaker 2>reason here, and uh, all the.
<v Speaker 1>Boys are eight five am pm. Oh holy shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Flaire's well, I guess you couldn't tell Flair He's
<v Speaker 2>drinking no matter what time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, I mean me and Toddy have seen Rick
<v Speaker 1>Flair in the bar at like nine am by himself.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how many guys d Yeah that was.
<v Speaker 1>Like fifteen years ago. Yeah, I mean he never ever
<v Speaker 1>stopped doing that.
<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, all the boys are here Thanksgiving. It's Hogan, Bischoff, Abyss,
<v Speaker 2>Eric Young, Fortune, just all.
<v Speaker 3>Just one of the boys here though, by the way,
<v Speaker 3>he's oh.
<v Speaker 2>He's like the server.
<v Speaker 3>He's like a waiter or something.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, six months ago, Eric Young was the leader
<v Speaker 1>of the world.
<v Speaker 2>Elite trying to take down America.
<v Speaker 1>He failed.
<v Speaker 3>He'll be a monster.
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, he is coming a monster. Hogan says, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting with Flair. I told Hardy to get his
<v Speaker 2>ass down here. And Bischoff stands up and taps the
<v Speaker 2>glass and says, guys, I'd like to make a toast.
<v Speaker 2>And everyone's still fucking chattering and talking. He says hello,
<v Speaker 2>and they're all no selling them and Abyss fucking slams
<v Speaker 2>his sands on the table, and the boys are like, damn,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck. Kazarian says, where's your table? Matter's brother,
<v Speaker 2>That is funny, kaz is so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>It is funny during this, Yeah, Kazarian, you can I
<v Speaker 1>don't know how they mic this. You can just randomly
<v Speaker 1>hear people in the background.
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it's when I'm in the middle of the table.
<v Speaker 1>When a byss did that. Kazarian goes, I'm just trying
<v Speaker 1>to have lunch with my friends.
<v Speaker 2>Eric says, I want to take this opportunity to say
<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. And Hogan chimes
<v Speaker 2>it says great, okay.
<v Speaker 3>Also to mention, this is not film like normal. It's
<v Speaker 3>like the peekaboo camera, which I don't actually like.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's weird because.
<v Speaker 3>Like they zoom in a lot, so it's really hard
<v Speaker 3>to see like the full table and what's going on.
<v Speaker 2>It's like some of them definitely get lost because of
<v Speaker 2>that tony because they don't show talking. I just I
<v Speaker 2>only know Hogan's talking because it's Hogan's voice. So Eric
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff says, you know, all of us in the room,
<v Speaker 2>I plan to be thankful for and I'm proud to
<v Speaker 2>be part of such an elite group, an immortal group,
<v Speaker 2>and the good fortune for achieving all the success which
<v Speaker 2>all the Fortune boys go yes, and Hogan chimes, and
<v Speaker 2>all these guys are stars, okay.
<v Speaker 3>Future future stars, stars like ten years done, the.
<v Speaker 2>Aj styles will make it one da dude, And Eric
<v Speaker 2>says a toast to you all, and hOgain says yes, sir,
<v Speaker 2>and they all toast, and Bishop says one last thing,
<v Speaker 2>and I promise all quit talking as thankful as we
<v Speaker 2>all are. I personally regret the way a couple of
<v Speaker 2>things have gone down, and I spent a lot of
<v Speaker 2>time reflecting. Dude, we've been on a roll. Anyway, I
<v Speaker 2>want to address a situations up everything. Brother.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what john of.
<v Speaker 1>Man to do this, dude, so just let me get
<v Speaker 1>through this giddy stop.
<v Speaker 2>I'd rather be quiet. Actually, all right, brother, there's an
<v Speaker 2>empty seat here that I want to invite to dinner
<v Speaker 2>and maybe make amends. Ad Stole says another rat and hogins.
<v Speaker 2>Eric says, anyway, joining us tonight will be former president
<v Speaker 2>of TNA, Dixie Carter, and everyone is pissed. Somebody spits
<v Speaker 2>out their drink and as Tony said, camera is just
<v Speaker 2>so zoomed in that I have no idea who spat
<v Speaker 2>a drink. I just heard the sound of abits or
<v Speaker 2>kaz with great choices. Hogan looks like he got super
<v Speaker 2>dulled up for this, like his face is shiny, and
<v Speaker 2>he says, what are you talking about?
<v Speaker 1>Eric?
<v Speaker 2>These are the type of things we got to talked about.
<v Speaker 2>You just don't invite Dixie. And because Arian says she's
<v Speaker 2>probably gonna bring surge with her, right, he is fucking
<v Speaker 2>out of his mind, dude, And then we get the
<v Speaker 2>uh the Impact intro, which has only a mortal clips.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the intro here very short lives. I believe it
<v Speaker 1>only lasted for about a year by yeah, it lasts
<v Speaker 1>until the Impact Wrestling rebrand. But I actually really like this.
<v Speaker 2>I do too. I just was I was watching because
<v Speaker 2>usually I like, I'm like, I'll write a couple of
<v Speaker 2>things down, like happening in the intro that I thought
<v Speaker 2>were cool, and I'm like, oh, this is legit, immortal celebrating,
<v Speaker 2>Like there's twenty members of this thing, so I only
<v Speaker 2>see them.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The only not thing is Dixie Carter saying piece of shit.
<v Speaker 1>I am about a future yeah, Andrew.
<v Speaker 2>Oh ship, Hell yeah, I can.
<v Speaker 1>Ring the fargo about YouTube drinking a beer.
<v Speaker 2>Beer nice. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I love the light grid background me too.
<v Speaker 3>The Impact logo with the light behind it cool. I
<v Speaker 3>think it is cool.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Ten A always used that very well. I thought
<v Speaker 1>it's one of the coolest things you can do in wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>I think is used the light grid. Doug Williams with
<v Speaker 1>the headshake is always awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love That's what I think when I think
<v Speaker 3>of Douglas Williams is a little.
<v Speaker 1>Wrist in the Abyss using Janis as a gun. That
<v Speaker 1>was Coolgan with the lips.
<v Speaker 2>It has to be an If you don't have a
<v Speaker 2>real wrestling intro, i' lets you have Hoogan with the lips.
<v Speaker 1>So we start off with a Matt Morgan town hall.
<v Speaker 3>Matt Morgan, you have a white guy, giant, a bit wild.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he comes out here. He has two interests on
<v Speaker 1>this show.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you're right. He's well, he's gonna be the
<v Speaker 2>guy I think, or not. Maybe when he comes down
<v Speaker 2>to suit, he's trying to look official. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if we needed the big man in the suit, but
<v Speaker 2>I'll take it. That's fine.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And he comes out and he uh, there's a DNA
<v Speaker 2>of TN a sign that's his thing because they shot
<v Speaker 2>him to the moon or whatever they did.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not a gimme, that's a shoot.
<v Speaker 2>Matt Morgan says. Uh. Over the past two weeks, I
<v Speaker 2>beat Rick Clair's band of Mary Midget's Fortune. Uh. And
<v Speaker 2>in order to get my rematched against Jeff Harty final resolution.
<v Speaker 2>Then I beat the man himself Nature And when I
<v Speaker 2>beat the Nature boy, I won the privilege of being
<v Speaker 2>able to make my own special guest referee versus Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Hardy and what went down at a turning point will
<v Speaker 2>not happen again. I guarante Jeff, which was hope like
<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping he's guaranteed that it won't be a bad
<v Speaker 2>match like it was. And the only reason you're walking
<v Speaker 2>around here with that little title belt because of a
<v Speaker 2>mistake from a nervous rookie referee. But you know something, Jahardy,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why.
<v Speaker 3>He says that.
<v Speaker 2>He legit goes from uh, you know the only reason
<v Speaker 2>your champions because of a mistake of rookie ref had.
<v Speaker 2>But you know something, Jahardy, so is life? Shit happens?
<v Speaker 2>What so is life? What you didn't say anything that
<v Speaker 2>compare life to.
<v Speaker 1>You?
<v Speaker 3>Like your life is like a nervous reef.
<v Speaker 2>Let him speak on this, suck my balls. If he
<v Speaker 2>did that, I would give them the belt. It wouldn't
<v Speaker 2>be the first and won't be the last. And I blow.
<v Speaker 2>I don't blame the referee. I blame myself because I
<v Speaker 2>had a bad match. I should have an islander. I
<v Speaker 2>just so damn bad that you shouldn't have been able
<v Speaker 2>to move your shoulders for three days, let alone three seconds. Son.
<v Speaker 2>And it's always going to be Matt Morgan versus Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Hardy and immortals. That's where I was like, oh, they're immortals, right.
<v Speaker 2>What I need is a man who will stand up.
<v Speaker 2>I need a referee who's not scared to keep trash
<v Speaker 2>on the outside and call it straight down the middle.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, daddy, I got you.
<v Speaker 1>What I need is a man that would arrive in
<v Speaker 1>a car that maybe he can't fit in.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, any man who's not scared of being bullied. A
<v Speaker 2>man who will kick ass and take names if need be.
<v Speaker 2>Ohh yeah. What I need is a guy like the
<v Speaker 2>blueprint Matt Morgan. Why didn't he just use his DNA
<v Speaker 2>like he's been shooting all over the place and just
<v Speaker 2>make another Matt Morgan? Is the world ready for to
<v Speaker 2>Matt Morgan's dude.
<v Speaker 3>He could have made himself the ref. I am the
<v Speaker 3>ref of my own man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, oh yeah, you're right. I'll count my own pinfall.
<v Speaker 1>He should have got Ken Shamrock.
<v Speaker 2>That would have been fucking well. Ken Shamrock. Is he's
<v Speaker 2>in another angle on the show somehow? Oh yeah, offline,
<v Speaker 2>offline Ken Shamrock angle. Well, all of a sudden, the
<v Speaker 2>British invasion music hits and I say, oh no, I
<v Speaker 2>never like hearing this, but it's Doug Williams and I
<v Speaker 2>think he's a good guy now. Uh And he comes
<v Speaker 2>out and he says, Matt in regards to a ref
<v Speaker 2>you don't need to look no fervor. Do you know
<v Speaker 2>what my life has been run around?
<v Speaker 1>He's tossing, you don't need to look no further. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>I do.
<v Speaker 3>Mean he does say that. He does like yeah, he's like, uh, well,
<v Speaker 3>like like when I find out, like I'll let you know,
<v Speaker 3>like maybe like.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, funk off, yeah, yeah, let you know, man, I
<v Speaker 1>am the man for the job. We've had a big
<v Speaker 1>angle on TV. I just fucking left that group. I'm
<v Speaker 1>ready to go like, let's hot shot at the top, daddy.
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I don't think so maybe me be like
<v Speaker 2>someone else like that wasn't you? Do you like the
<v Speaker 2>headshake that you should go back to that group. Actually,
<v Speaker 2>that'd be a good idea for you. I don't really
<v Speaker 2>want to hang out with you.
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a problem, man? We don't, Yeah, he.
<v Speaker 2>Says, yeah, he's been running around with those passers. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about fortune. I'm talking about a styles that
<v Speaker 2>Gobby little Ship wanted to be the next Rick FLAIRWK.
<v Speaker 1>Just for everybody at home. Doug Williams is British.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well well, baby boy Blue, you need to
<v Speaker 2>lose your virginity first. It's Styles on TV as a wife.
<v Speaker 1>All right, aj Styles, huge tattoo down the side of
<v Speaker 1>his children.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you expect being to ray.
<v Speaker 1>Three little gobshites?
<v Speaker 2>You want me to raid off Thanksgiving? He says, because
<v Speaker 2>Arian's lifelong dream is to be an America's next top model.
<v Speaker 3>That's right, was the sickest bird of all time.
<v Speaker 1>And it's funny as ship dude, because he starts off
<v Speaker 1>with a j Styles hasn't lost his virginny and then
<v Speaker 1>he just says a bunch of very nice things about
<v Speaker 1>the rest of fortune. Yeah, because Aarian wants to be
<v Speaker 1>America's next top model because he's good looking. James Doon
<v Speaker 1>likes drinking beer.
<v Speaker 4>All right, Bobby, he bought at my garage and uh.
<v Speaker 2>And Matt Morgan says, you know you're right. You stuffed
<v Speaker 2>at the plate last week. You showed balls of steel
<v Speaker 2>ball steel Yeah, dougla like you're definitely in the that's
<v Speaker 2>the thing. Yeah, Doug, you Yeah, I'm thinking about you,
<v Speaker 2>but there's just other guys I'm also thinking about. So
<v Speaker 2>I promise you'll be the first person I tell when
<v Speaker 2>I make this decision, Okay, Bud, like, I'll tell you.
<v Speaker 1>Wow.
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, this is crazy because in the promo package
<v Speaker 3>before the show, it made hus sound like he knew
<v Speaker 3>who he was picking. He's like, yeah, you're just wait
<v Speaker 3>till and then he's like, yeah, well I have like
<v Speaker 3>five choices, like you're on the list. Maybe I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why didn't they have him go to like say
<v Speaker 2>it was gonna be him and then get interrupted by fortune,
<v Speaker 2>So like he didn't make his decisions?
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah intead he.
<v Speaker 2>Like says, ah, yeah, you're a fucking you got a
<v Speaker 2>shot kid. Oh Okay.
<v Speaker 1>It's tough, man, because like Morgan and Doug Williams both
<v Speaker 1>had a kind of this is it's a point where
<v Speaker 1>they make a big turn in their character, right, so
<v Speaker 1>like you kind of have to double down on what's
<v Speaker 1>next to make people believe in the change, right. And
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Matt Morgan got the treatment, but Doug
<v Speaker 1>Williams kind of just got this secondhand stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Your yes, you know, he was legit just a placeholder.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was almost like he turned just to give
<v Speaker 1>Morgan something else and then piss off. I mean it's
<v Speaker 1>kind of the idea.
<v Speaker 2>Here, somebody had a turn.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean even in the elimination match, like Doug
<v Speaker 1>Williams ends up getting a elimination in the elimination match,
<v Speaker 1>but he still felt like kind of second fiddle. He
<v Speaker 1>needed a little more.
<v Speaker 2>I think, Well, Fortune does come out, Flair comes out
<v Speaker 2>leading the group here and the Fortune remix. Dude, Yes,
<v Speaker 2>I mean like this is it's Rick Flair and Fortune's
<v Speaker 2>theme kind of combined. It's fucking just horrible.
<v Speaker 3>It's really quiet too, Like you know it's so quiet.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, no, file, that's it's quiet.
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair, AJ Styles, Beer, Money, and Kazarian.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone here has been a TNA World champ now except
<v Speaker 1>for Rick Flair.
<v Speaker 2>Which is kind of crazy. That Flair was well.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that kid could never quite live up
<v Speaker 1>to his potential.
<v Speaker 2>An maybe one day he'll get a time. So Flair
<v Speaker 2>is out here and he says, hey, boys, you know
<v Speaker 2>that's saying everyone. Uh, when everybody's talking about you, you
<v Speaker 2>must be seeing something good. Well, Morgan and Doug probably
<v Speaker 2>you guys is you're on the outside looking in, and
<v Speaker 2>last week is not my finest. But all you've done
<v Speaker 2>now is open my eyes. Do a matter. I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>take more seriously. And Doug, you made a major mistake.
<v Speaker 2>You walked that aisle against fortune and that means boys,
<v Speaker 2>and Flare starts taking off his jacket. He's fucking pissed
<v Speaker 2>and the boys are going, WHOA, what the fuck? I'm
<v Speaker 2>pissed off. I'm pissed off.
<v Speaker 1>Don't pass off to.
<v Speaker 2>N at your boy. But you're so mad about Thankfully
<v Speaker 2>the voice of reason because Arian's here, and he says,
<v Speaker 2>chill out, Nate shits Thanksgiving. And when I was just
<v Speaker 2>a handsome little boy, what Thanksgiving meant to me was
<v Speaker 2>that there was gonna be live pro wrestling, And why
<v Speaker 2>don't we do that tonight?
<v Speaker 1>Broh remembers the All Dooint Survivor series. If you can
<v Speaker 1>see a thing out above his head right now, would
<v Speaker 1>be a bunch of points.
<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Tell you it is awesome. There's a lot of doints.
<v Speaker 2>And uh, yeah, thankfully because Aaron books some matches on
<v Speaker 2>this show here, so we get at least one of them.
<v Speaker 2>He says, uh, why don't we do that tonight, and
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at you, the Queen of England and the
<v Speaker 2>green print. Green Print is a fucking killer love that one.
<v Speaker 2>Don't think it's days. He probably got upset about it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, super tilted of that.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like Kevin Nash and the Rock.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Well, you got's find yourself a couple
<v Speaker 2>of partners and let's have ourselves a good old fashioned
<v Speaker 2>eight man tag elimination match. It was like he was
<v Speaker 2>reading it off the menu in a video game.
<v Speaker 1>Let's have a Classic Survivor series elimination match.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I guess we could do that. And Matt
<v Speaker 2>Morgan says, I've beaten you guys once, why not do
<v Speaker 2>it again? And because Aaron says, being the gentleman that
<v Speaker 2>I am, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you our
<v Speaker 2>battle plan. First, we're gonna get rid of Linemey Dougie Doug.
<v Speaker 2>Then whatever to showed you tag with, We're gonna get
<v Speaker 2>rid of them, leaving you Maddie, Maddie Chicken, Patty all
<v Speaker 2>by yourself. And James Storm thinks this is the funniest
<v Speaker 2>thing in the world. He goes, oh, Patty, what a
<v Speaker 2>good brother. Because Aaron says, the way I see it,
<v Speaker 2>the DNA TNA is gonna be doa for Jeff Hardy. Anyway, boys,
<v Speaker 2>let's go get back to our feast because our guest,
<v Speaker 2>Dixie Carter is coming. Let's blow this pop stand.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we got to a pre tape. Tommy Dreamer is here.
<v Speaker 2>Yay.
<v Speaker 1>I was just thinking, where the hell's Tommy Dreamer.
<v Speaker 2>I was super looking forward to like finding out what
<v Speaker 2>Tommy Dreamer had been up to at this point, and
<v Speaker 2>they show a recap of last week. Tommy Dreamer showed
<v Speaker 2>up in the crowd, and Mike Today with full disgust,
<v Speaker 2>says what the hell and Dreamer, Rhino Raven and Stevie
<v Speaker 2>Richards jump the ring. Dreamer says, give us one night
<v Speaker 2>and our legacy can live forever. And then they do
<v Speaker 2>Hardcore Justice.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it changes the name of that pay per view
<v Speaker 1>for like ever. Yeah, you're right, hard justice was kind
<v Speaker 1>of kick gass.
<v Speaker 2>It was kick ass. I guess hardcore was just wrestling
<v Speaker 2>easier to sell restaurant. Yeah, so Fortune jumped easy to
<v Speaker 2>be guys. Turning point, it's gonna be EV two versus Fortune,
<v Speaker 2>and there's potential for someone in EV two to get
<v Speaker 2>fired oh no, sorry this happened. I'm sorry. That was
<v Speaker 2>the match EV two Fortune and Turning Point, and there
<v Speaker 2>was potential for someone in E two to get fired. Well,
<v Speaker 2>Sabou lost the match and he's gone from TNA. Fuck
<v Speaker 2>it was bald sad Boo too.
<v Speaker 1>Like Fortune four beat Sabo with no hair and Raven
<v Speaker 1>in a Thing two shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Raven and Sadboo both gone thing.
<v Speaker 1>To, Like why the fuck was he wearing?
<v Speaker 3>Got it at the park?
<v Speaker 1>He legit? Tony got it at Universal, Like he went
<v Speaker 1>to the fucking part of the park with all the
<v Speaker 1>ship there and he bought that shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Who's never kept he innered dark workings of your mind?
<v Speaker 2>Like Raven has to fucking just come up with an
<v Speaker 2>idea of the statistic and sinister.
<v Speaker 1>There was no Thing one. It was just Thing too Raven.
<v Speaker 2>See you guys. If you guys just thought about a
<v Speaker 2>little bit about what Raven's doing here, it's pretty fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>It's like the implications of this match are huge. Someone's
<v Speaker 1>gonna lose their job anyways. Raven's hearing a Thing two
<v Speaker 1>shirt you got from the park.
<v Speaker 3>You get it because it's like EV two Thing too.
<v Speaker 1>Like Voodoo Donuts. Sorry, you're fired, Saboo. You want to
<v Speaker 1>take a ride on the whole ride? Hell yeah, I'll
<v Speaker 1>get you the thing one.
<v Speaker 2>Shirt I didn't reveals the big one.
<v Speaker 3>They're here, Big one warning.
<v Speaker 2>Shirts, all.
<v Speaker 3>Crossing his arms, thing one.
<v Speaker 2>So uh yeah, So Jeff Hardy beat Raven, Raven's gone.
<v Speaker 2>Rhino hits the Gore on RVD and then hits Dreamer
<v Speaker 2>with a chair and he says his contract expired and
<v Speaker 2>the only person that cared was Eric Bischoff, and he
<v Speaker 2>had to do what he had to do. And Dreamer says,
<v Speaker 2>you sold out for the almighty dollar, and Rhino says,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck are you gonna take care of my family?
<v Speaker 2>Which I mean totally fair.
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer doesn't have a get fuck how much.
<v Speaker 2>DNA was. Well, brother, the money's up there and the
<v Speaker 2>numbers are up the almighty dollar.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we go to a pre t Rick Flair is
<v Speaker 1>here with Fortune and Immortal and he says something about
<v Speaker 1>the ladies. I legit have no idea what he said here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so yeah, we're at the Thanksgiving dinner. Abyss is
<v Speaker 2>also sitting here with the biggest turkey leg. He's trying
<v Speaker 2>to enjoy it. Hogan's on the phone and he says,
<v Speaker 2>Jeff you gotta get down here, man, and Claire says,
<v Speaker 2>who is that Morgan? Who is Douglas Williams, Jeffy, we
<v Speaker 2>are so fat. The ratings are looking bad right now, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I see it on the ron, the numbers going down
<v Speaker 2>there watching it, and Flair says, the girls the knockouts
<v Speaker 2>and called daddy, So I'm on the head their way,
<v Speaker 2>and fucking Fortune says, uh, dude, we can't eat any
<v Speaker 2>of this ship. We got a match. And because Aaron
<v Speaker 2>says this is too carb heavy, we got a match. Man,
<v Speaker 2>where's the salad? Rick, can you go check the salad.
<v Speaker 2>I'll check the salad. And he pulls the lid off
<v Speaker 2>the salad bowl and oh my god, there's a smearing
<v Speaker 2>off ice in here. Good ice, Rick, I guess I
<v Speaker 2>gotta do it, and he takes a knee and the
<v Speaker 2>camera zooms incrazy on him. I mean I see every
<v Speaker 2>bit of every gulf of this fucking smeared off ice.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he's doing as fast as possible. For some reason,
<v Speaker 3>he took his pants down and start taking a ship on.
<v Speaker 1>Sucks. What the person that I watch that's what he thought,
<v Speaker 1>like ice the archive version, Tony, he didn't even drink
<v Speaker 1>the beers.
<v Speaker 2>So Flair gets iced and he gets up and starts
<v Speaker 2>strutting around the table. Bitchof says, guys, it's official. I
<v Speaker 2>just talked to the pilot. Dixie has landed and she's
<v Speaker 2>on her way, and Hogan says, you know what, we
<v Speaker 2>need to talk about this, and then a turkey flies
<v Speaker 2>into this cap.
<v Speaker 1>The presentation, by the way here on TNA is very good.
<v Speaker 1>It is this era leaves a ton to be desired,
<v Speaker 1>but there is some high spots here and one of
<v Speaker 1>them is absolutely the presentation. I actually think the presentation
<v Speaker 1>once they switch to Impact Wrestling is not as good
<v Speaker 1>as it was here.
<v Speaker 2>No, it's all it's all like it all turns just
<v Speaker 2>blue and then like it's nothing really stands out anymore.
<v Speaker 2>I can't really explain why.
<v Speaker 1>Though, Yeah, something definitely changed direction, like creative direction with
<v Speaker 1>the show or production direction to.
<v Speaker 2>The people that were doing it too. I guess like
<v Speaker 2>changing stations right TV Networks.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I do love that the Impact Zone has falling
<v Speaker 1>leaves and turkeys on the screen and stuff. It's very
<v Speaker 1>funny looking.
<v Speaker 2>Love me a good themed wrestling show. Do you know
<v Speaker 2>what I mean?
<v Speaker 1>Like they can gimmick?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I was I legit have that down here like
<v Speaker 2>later on my notes. Why do you think maybe fucking
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff though in fucking Hogan said that was too haha.
<v Speaker 1>Brother, Yeah, I'm assuming so I would have had hul
<v Speaker 1>Cogan wear the Turkey outfit.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Kauzarian's begging to be in the Turkey outfit. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean Rick Flair in Turkey outfit getting iced.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, oh yeah, it's a tradition.
<v Speaker 2>Let's fucking go.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So we got Ryano versus Tommy Dreamer, the
<v Speaker 1>match of your dreams.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's, of course, the last street fight. Do you
<v Speaker 2>get it? Do you get it? The last supper? It's
<v Speaker 2>because these guys are fat? Yeah, yeah, because it's a
<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving thing.
<v Speaker 1>Last supper, the last Thanksgiving thing.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I don't know why they did this.
<v Speaker 3>They're gonna have no more street fights ever again. This
<v Speaker 3>is a final one of all time.
<v Speaker 2>I don't believe it.
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you. Well, apparently Rhino went to town
<v Speaker 1>on Tommy Dreamers dislocated risks last week, those exact words.
<v Speaker 2>He does say that. Also, Dreamers wrist is no longer
<v Speaker 2>dislocated this week.
<v Speaker 1>He's fine, Yeah, which is a minor entry. Tis just
<v Speaker 1>a well, uh, the way that they have to tiptoe
<v Speaker 1>around this stuff, by the way, very funny. Tommy Dreamer
<v Speaker 1>was the locker room leader dating back to the area,
<v Speaker 1>or dating back to the era in Philly was a
<v Speaker 1>crazy way to explain crazy.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah of Philly.
<v Speaker 2>The Eagles. Did they not say extreme at all or
<v Speaker 2>hard hardcore extreme right?
<v Speaker 3>They could have said extreme.
<v Speaker 1>Well, c W was still a thing at this point, right.
<v Speaker 2>Like on w e Z.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, yeah, one night stand happened, right, and then.
<v Speaker 2>Well twenty ten, like Jacks Wagger's fucking probably champ.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, by that point it's totally just the dark matches
<v Speaker 1>on SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 1>And Tommy Dreamer was like the champion or something of it,
<v Speaker 1>like just a minute ago.
<v Speaker 2>Well, DNA signed him right when they signed Jeff Ardy.
<v Speaker 1>They pulled the two hottest acts they.
<v Speaker 2>Could GMO draft and sent them Braden Walker and then
<v Speaker 2>all right, yeah, I think it worked out well.
<v Speaker 1>They hot start here, Rhino punches down Dreamer to the
<v Speaker 1>corner and says, who's the man Dreamer fights back. They
<v Speaker 1>head to the outside. Dreamer grabs a table and puts
<v Speaker 1>it on the ring and then puts it in the ring. Right.
<v Speaker 1>They fight around ringside and Rhino suplex's Dreamer on the ramp.
<v Speaker 2>That looks like it sucked.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that TNA ramp is heavy duty.
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking I mean there, it's just a full thud
<v Speaker 2>like look. I don't even know if it's hollow underneath.
<v Speaker 1>Rhino hits Dreamer with a trash can and he goes
<v Speaker 1>to throw in the ring, but it bounces off the
<v Speaker 1>top rope and falls back outside.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd laughs at him.
<v Speaker 1>So Rhino picks up a chair and goes to throw
<v Speaker 1>it in the ring, but it bounces off the rope
<v Speaker 1>and falls back outside.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd laughs on him again.
<v Speaker 1>Rhino gives him the double bird.
<v Speaker 2>Double middle figures in the air. Oh you think that's funny?
<v Speaker 2>You should have said all you mad? Huh?
<v Speaker 1>Oh you mad? So Dreamer is now busted open just
<v Speaker 1>a little bit. Rhino goes to spear Dreamer into a
<v Speaker 1>trash can in the corner, but Dreamer moves and Rhino
<v Speaker 1>takes it head on. I thought that was great, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it was a classic This is where the match didn't
<v Speaker 1>exactly resonate with me too much here. So Dreamer uses
<v Speaker 1>a cookie sheet, It hits Rhino, and then for some
<v Speaker 1>reason he does an Arabian facebuster with the cookie sheet.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that must have been for.
<v Speaker 1>His his uh fallen brother saboo thing one.
<v Speaker 3>You're right, you're right, But they make no mention of
<v Speaker 3>that on commentation.
<v Speaker 2>Tony, They make no mention of anything on commentary. The
<v Speaker 2>commentary stops existing for two whole minutes after this.
<v Speaker 3>I wonder if like they were gonna go commercial break,
<v Speaker 3>but the match didn't go long.
<v Speaker 1>Had nothing to say, Tony, It's a fucking horrible mass.
<v Speaker 2>What I happened was Dreamer had to fucking finagle his
<v Speaker 2>way into doing this fucking Arabian leg drop with a
<v Speaker 2>cookie sheet, and Taza buck Today started dying laughing on
<v Speaker 2>commentary and they had to take it out. Fucking ridiculous. Also,
<v Speaker 2>Dreamer has his cookie sheet and he looks at the
<v Speaker 2>hard came and yells dday and hits the rope. Said
<v Speaker 2>fucking hit him with a cookie sheet. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>you are laying as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>That has like a fifteen percent chance to work. And
<v Speaker 1>like we've seen it work.
<v Speaker 2>It has worked. Yeah, it has worked.
<v Speaker 1>It's like having to roll like a one through four
<v Speaker 1>on a twenty side at die, Like, it's pretty tough, man,
<v Speaker 1>but if you can.
<v Speaker 2>Hit that ship, you know it never worked when he
<v Speaker 2>did w E.
<v Speaker 1>No, it's fucking ridiculous. It's like going to w W.
<v Speaker 3>You have a T shirt on here.
<v Speaker 1>Dreamer goes for the raven effect, but Rhino Northern lights
<v Speaker 1>soup plexism and sets up a table in the corner.
<v Speaker 2>That's the Dreamert thank you, whatever you want to call it.
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing to DDT. That was for his calling brother.
<v Speaker 2>It's a big effect.
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty good.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not bad. So Rhino tries to gore Dreamer
<v Speaker 1>through the table he sets in the corner, but Dreamer
<v Speaker 1>hits him in the head with the cookie sheet that
<v Speaker 1>he used earlier and school boys for the three? What
<v Speaker 1>was the deal here? Why? Why why did they oh
<v Speaker 1>with that finish there?
<v Speaker 2>You think, uh, maybe because they fucking are bad at this.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, like fucking this is like, uh, it
<v Speaker 2>doesn't like he had already been beating him with his
<v Speaker 2>cookie sheet. Why did this make any difference here?
<v Speaker 3>It was like the worst cookie she too was like
<v Speaker 3>the fakest looking like I remember like Mankind used a
<v Speaker 3>big one at one point or yeah, was that one,
<v Speaker 3>like yeah, I remember this one looked really bad, like
<v Speaker 3>it was just not look like damage.
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of the big show, he should have brought out
<v Speaker 1>a big chair or something, a big ladder.
<v Speaker 2>Oly shit big you want even believe what's going on next?
<v Speaker 1>So Dreamer cuts a Matt Tremont promo at the end
<v Speaker 1>to year.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, this is Dreamer does this forever as well.
<v Speaker 2>Like there's stuff that Tommy Dreamer just does that he
<v Speaker 2>never lets go of, and this is one of them.
<v Speaker 2>It's the fucking raw raw speech of you do this
<v Speaker 2>for your fucking fans, and you go down with a
<v Speaker 2>fight and you entertain each and every one of these
<v Speaker 2>people and don't forget about the blood and sweat the tears.
<v Speaker 2>Shut up.
<v Speaker 1>I think it works in e V two was that
<v Speaker 1>what the promotion was called?
<v Speaker 2>Promotion?
<v Speaker 3>I think it.
<v Speaker 1>Works there because there I built up a career right
<v Speaker 1>kool aid promo. Yeah, him doing it in t n
<v Speaker 1>A where like all the guys are one by one
<v Speaker 1>getting fired, not really working.
<v Speaker 2>Rhino legit does it is not contracted here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, Rhino hugs him and then grabs him and
<v Speaker 1>spears the ship out and then fill the table.
<v Speaker 3>Right before that, when he's cutting the promo to crouching
<v Speaker 3>and table tony.
<v Speaker 2>I thought they were chanting Terry for Terry.
<v Speaker 3>What a smart Philly crowd.
<v Speaker 1>They really followed this EV two promotion.
<v Speaker 2>They fucking love EV two promotion.
<v Speaker 1>Philly, the Philly based EV two promotion, The Philly based
<v Speaker 1>whatever joke. I just imagine this was funny.
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty good. It's just Philly as they used to joke, the.
<v Speaker 3>Philly based EV two promotions.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, man, blood sweat and tears in that
<v Speaker 1>Philly locker room.
<v Speaker 2>Too, from these fans love TV to promotions.
<v Speaker 1>Green shirt with a lantern, Guy.
<v Speaker 2>Av too, Billy creatures the Lander not sorry.
<v Speaker 1>That's.
<v Speaker 2>Well fucking rv d's music kids, and Rhino is stunned
<v Speaker 2>by this.
<v Speaker 1>He's never heard of.
<v Speaker 2>Nollachminator already comes up with a chair and Rhino bails
<v Speaker 2>and already has a mic and he says, Rhino, could
<v Speaker 2>we do it here?
<v Speaker 1>Rhinos on the ram talking to rv D. You couldn't
<v Speaker 1>make me first blood match. You could not make me
<v Speaker 1>first blood match at the paper. I promise you that Jim.
<v Speaker 2>Felt like that. Dude. I don't know how you.
<v Speaker 3>Can universpos cut seed here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I don't know you can stand by your
<v Speaker 2>decision to completely sell out. If you think you're doing
<v Speaker 2>ripe up your family, You're not. Hell the hell is
<v Speaker 2>your family gonna feel when I bust you open a
<v Speaker 2>final resolution? What do you say you can't make me
<v Speaker 2>bleted first flood match?
<v Speaker 1>You think you take me first blood match or final resolution?
<v Speaker 2>Huh?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Mike, and he says, we're gonna settle this EV
<v Speaker 1>two style.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, just like they would in the EV
<v Speaker 2>two promotion based out of Philly.
<v Speaker 1>Dixie. Carter returns to the Impact Zone.
<v Speaker 2>Look at the shit.
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair is on his way to enjoy some Thanksgiving
<v Speaker 1>turkey with the TNA knockouts.
<v Speaker 2>Well, if he's like me, Broda, he likes the thigh meet.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we go backstage Samo Joe is talking to
<v Speaker 1>a stage hand with the glasses on and Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 1>comes up. It says, h hey, man, it's the blueprint.
<v Speaker 2>What Matt Morgan tells Joe that he I know you
<v Speaker 2>heard the challenge that they threw down there. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know how you knew that we have a cross paths,
<v Speaker 2>and if we did, we probably want to get along.
<v Speaker 2>All right. This is a bad fucking pitch, buddy, but
<v Speaker 2>someone's gonna chake charge her. He says we need to
<v Speaker 2>be smarter, all of us, and just says we let's
<v Speaker 2>get one thing clear. There is no we. At least
<v Speaker 2>I'm smart enough to handle my own business. And Doug
<v Speaker 2>Williams says, well that okay, man, mattcho sure about this.
<v Speaker 2>He's got a screw lows.
<v Speaker 1>He's a bit offul bad.
<v Speaker 2>Mad, and Joe says, you think I got a screw loos?
<v Speaker 2>I think you got a screw loss for speaking out
<v Speaker 2>when not spoken to Doug. You think I'm a madman?
<v Speaker 2>You don't have any idea. See you boys out there
<v Speaker 2>to night?
<v Speaker 1>Huh oh.
<v Speaker 2>So he's down, he's in, and Matt see, that's our
<v Speaker 2>mad man, he's the mad king.
<v Speaker 1>So we got backstage. The beautiful people are talking to
<v Speaker 1>a stage hand and Rick Flair comes in and tells
<v Speaker 1>him to fuck off.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's fucking nice. So everybody's here.
<v Speaker 3>Good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Rick Flair made it sound like the knockouts called
<v Speaker 2>him to come hang out. But none of the knockouts
<v Speaker 2>are here, and they're just at the outside catering where
<v Speaker 2>typically the mahi mahi would be. But now they got
<v Speaker 2>a Turkey's up here, I believe, and Velvets guy's holding her.
<v Speaker 2>It's the beautiful people are here, and Velvet Guy is
<v Speaker 2>holding her action figure as they argue with the stage
<v Speaker 2>hand over the turkey, and Flair walks up and says,
<v Speaker 2>calm down, girls, the nature of boys and the house.
<v Speaker 2>We got a party going on over there with Fortune
<v Speaker 2>and Immortal and Angelina says, you got better food than this,
<v Speaker 2>and Flair says, yes, you did not know. Flair was, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we got.
<v Speaker 1>Better for there. We have so much food.
<v Speaker 2>Man, promise the boys I bring them back some candy
<v Speaker 2>and that would be you. And I say, all right,
<v Speaker 2>where's the where's the party?
<v Speaker 1>We got food, we got drinks, and we got super
<v Speaker 1>Monkey Bond the game cue. Yeah, dude, I'm a fair dude,
<v Speaker 1>you are super Monkey bar come here.
<v Speaker 2>So Mickey walks up Mickey James, and Flaire says, James,
<v Speaker 2>Dore's got eyes on you, baby, WHOA don't be smacking
<v Speaker 2>me around tonight. I'm guessing something happened there or Flair
<v Speaker 2>is just saying things those both are very plausible things there.
<v Speaker 2>Mickey says, Angelina, I just want to thank you for
<v Speaker 2>an incredible match, and Velvet covers Angelina's ears and goes,
<v Speaker 2>la la la la la, and Micky says, all are
<v Speaker 2>you serious? Are you three years old? And they're starting
<v Speaker 2>to argue, and Rick Flair in the background goes, you
<v Speaker 2>guys really kiss each other?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go ahead and get this kind of the fuck
<v Speaker 1>out of here, man.
<v Speaker 2>So Angelina holds up velvets figure to Mickey James and
<v Speaker 2>tells her to talk to the hand, and then Tara
<v Speaker 2>and Madison Rain walk up and they start getting into
<v Speaker 2>it Mickey and Flair says there's a funny going on
<v Speaker 2>and come on now. In the middle of Tara and
<v Speaker 2>Mickey now fighting each other, Hey, you want to gout
<v Speaker 2>to that bunny? No, come on out. So Flair leaves
<v Speaker 2>Mickey and Tarror are fighting the beautiful people then attack
<v Speaker 2>Madison Rain. The fight just goes on for fucking ever.
<v Speaker 2>And like Tony mentioned earlier with how they shoot these
<v Speaker 2>things like it's supposed to be a camera, I guess
<v Speaker 2>we don't, you know, we're not supposed to be here,
<v Speaker 2>so they're like kind of trying to shoot it different
<v Speaker 2>and by zooming and the shit and like misses most
<v Speaker 2>of the fight. I feel like most of the time
<v Speaker 2>I'm staring at somebody's elbow or back.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's super up close angle, Like I get the idea,
<v Speaker 3>but you have to be able to see everything that's
<v Speaker 3>happening otherwise it does.
<v Speaker 2>A big brawl. Yeah, like what the fuck? Who cares?
<v Speaker 2>Then then some mystery woman shows up here. I have
<v Speaker 2>no fucking idea who it is until they say, oh,
<v Speaker 2>that's Serena. Okay, it's god damn Sarta.
<v Speaker 3>Because it's zoomed in super close. You just see like
<v Speaker 3>the back of her head.
<v Speaker 2>Who is dude, I'm like, wow, this could be fucking anybody.
<v Speaker 2>So Sarita is attacking Angelina Love now and now Winter
<v Speaker 2>is here and she pulls Serena off and goes leave her.
<v Speaker 2>She's with me now, And Serena looks at her and says,
<v Speaker 2>who the hell are you?
<v Speaker 1>Her gimmicks like like a Tier three sub on twitch
<v Speaker 1>or something.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, she is obsessed, bra leave her alone.
<v Speaker 1>She's at me now, this is mine, all right? So
<v Speaker 1>we go backstage. Everyone is eating Abyss has the big
<v Speaker 1>turkey leg. Jeff Jared's doing squats beside Hulk Cogan.
<v Speaker 2>Now Hogan is staring at a spoon.
<v Speaker 1>This association, hey, no, excuses it all.
<v Speaker 2>He's ready. I don't know who he was talking about.
<v Speaker 2>But Eric Mischoff says, all right, I think it's important.
<v Speaker 2>It's time for us to learn and reflect. And one
<v Speaker 2>of the things we have to think about there's one
<v Speaker 2>person who's responsible for us being here. And Hogan goes, oh,
<v Speaker 2>not Dixie again, Oh my god, And Eric says, I
<v Speaker 2>think it's how we give thanks to this person. It's
<v Speaker 2>time for the guest of honor, Eric Young. The lights please,
<v Speaker 2>Oh come on, dude, keep the lights on. Then the
<v Speaker 2>door opens and the most are a farming guy of
<v Speaker 2>all time. Jeff Hardy appears with smoke and lights behind him.
<v Speaker 2>This is unbelievable.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love the way the door looked with the
<v Speaker 1>smoke and everything.
<v Speaker 2>It was.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or farming is a great way to put it.
<v Speaker 1>He was definitely just there to make the entrance.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, AJ says, oh, it's not a hooker after all.
<v Speaker 3>AJ wanted to hooker.
<v Speaker 2>Real The fortune's fucked up, dude, and Jeff says, everything
<v Speaker 2>I've done, even on this day, I have nobody thanks
<v Speaker 2>for it. Everything I've done is due to my greatness.
<v Speaker 2>I am larger than life itself. I am the sky,
<v Speaker 2>I am the clouds, I am the water, I am
<v Speaker 2>the Earth. I am thigs.
<v Speaker 1>I think they fan over to.
<v Speaker 3>Like James Storm at one point, or was it was
<v Speaker 3>it him or Bobby. I mean he was Bobby Rude
<v Speaker 3>and he was like in his head like, oh yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>you are the things.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. He said, I am things, and I fucking legit
<v Speaker 2>burst out laughing at my screen like he was trying
<v Speaker 2>to be deep and weird, and I was like, I
<v Speaker 2>am thigs.
<v Speaker 3>I'm the cloud, the water, I'm the earth, I am things.
<v Speaker 2>But I will eat and he sits down. The boys
<v Speaker 2>pop and then Jeff drinks straight from the bottle. WHOA.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we go to a pre taped TAZ and Mike
<v Speaker 1>Tonay throw us to what happened on t and a reaction.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So it was the Motor City machine Guns and
<v Speaker 2>Generation Me Empty Arena match. I didn't write down really
<v Speaker 2>recap with this, but I remember people praising this match heavily.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The one thing I will say from them recapping this.
<v Speaker 2>Why was the commentary whispering like this? It made it
<v Speaker 2>sound like they were sad, like I know it's an
<v Speaker 2>empty arena, but they didn't have to be quiet during it,
<v Speaker 2>like that wasn't a part.
<v Speaker 3>They were just taking it very serious.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. They are oh my god, right through
<v Speaker 2>the table. Oh my god, it's like somebody died.
<v Speaker 3>They're like, how could you do with this bad knee?
<v Speaker 1>What cuts to MotorCity Machine Guns Here they have a
<v Speaker 1>Sapia filter on and they are the TNA World Tag
<v Speaker 1>Team Champions.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Saman says, damn, that was intense. It's almost indescribable
<v Speaker 2>how it felt to kick their stupier little teeth down,
<v Speaker 2>their stop little throats. And Alex Shelley says, we should
<v Speaker 2>win the dep W World Tag Team titles, and Chris
<v Speaker 2>Sad says, yes, we should do that. Oh that's also
<v Speaker 2>Chris David think you the sheet guns And they're talking
<v Speaker 2>about their match coming up at Final Resolution. They're having
<v Speaker 2>a chairs, ladders and tables. Oh my full metal mayhem
<v Speaker 2>that Alex Shelley reminds us that it's called and they're
<v Speaker 2>only limited by their imaginations. Well, Madison Rain runs up
<v Speaker 2>and says Serena, Where's Serena? And I don't know? This
<v Speaker 2>is so like this shouldn't be funny, Like it's just
<v Speaker 2>the way he did it. Madison Rain is frantic asking
<v Speaker 2>about Serena. Chris Sabans like what is going on? Alex
<v Speaker 2>Shelley raises his title belt up and says belt, and
<v Speaker 2>then it pains over to him and he smiles and
<v Speaker 2>says belt.
<v Speaker 1>You know, the champions of the world.
<v Speaker 2>I see he was trying to bond with a champion belt.
<v Speaker 2>Where's Serena belt? Shelley?
<v Speaker 1>That's me.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Madison says, I'm gonna get Earl Hebner and I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna go kick her ass and Alex Shelley says, good deal.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So we go backstage. Doug Williams asked the
<v Speaker 1>Pope to be the fourth member of their team tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Come on down here, fourth man. He says, uh, we
<v Speaker 2>might not like you and you may not like us. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>you guys are really bad at fucking finding partners here man,
<v Speaker 2>Like the fuck is going on?
<v Speaker 1>They should have asked the Motor City machine Guns.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, they were super available, like they were down.
<v Speaker 1>And they were totally gonna work together too, and.
<v Speaker 2>They would have won. He says, we have a common
<v Speaker 2>enemy and immortal, so why don't you join us and
<v Speaker 2>be the fourth member of our team? And Pope says fourth,
<v Speaker 2>who's the third? And Matt says Joe. Pope says Joe, Samoa, Joe, Daddy. Look,
<v Speaker 2>Pope can trust Joe just as far as you can
<v Speaker 2>throw them and I can barely lift the bastard. What
<v Speaker 2>makes you think I can trust you? Just a month
<v Speaker 2>ago I had all of you. My sights were you
<v Speaker 2>were with those guys, and I got some serious issues
<v Speaker 2>going on. Pope's got a monster Jason around trying to
<v Speaker 2>get him in a casket That was like a fucking
<v Speaker 2>I had to do a double take to figure out
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck he was talking about, though I realized
<v Speaker 2>they're doing a casket angle with Abyss. He says, well,
<v Speaker 2>good luck to you, and he goes to leave, and
<v Speaker 2>Matt Morgan stops him and he says, Pope, what happens
<v Speaker 2>when you beat Abyss? You knowle' say you do that?
<v Speaker 2>Then what?
<v Speaker 1>Well? So you beat Abyss, you move on and face Jerry,
<v Speaker 1>you beat him, you beat Fortune, you beat Jeff Hardy,
<v Speaker 1>become the world champion. This sounds fucking awesome, man. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>well that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but what's your champion?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 3>What what else?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know at that point, I'm doing my thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah twice before you make these decisions. And Bob says,
<v Speaker 2>you know what, you got a point. Things are gonna
<v Speaker 2>get very interested. I'll see you guys out there. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>you guys are all fucking dumb. All the baby faces
<v Speaker 2>on the show are fucking stupid.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah they are.
<v Speaker 1>Well, now it's time for the Madison rain town Hall.
<v Speaker 1>Earl Heaven is here with the love of his life.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, how could he not fucking come out here?
<v Speaker 2>Good lord? And Madison gets on the mind. She's dragging
<v Speaker 2>her out here, and she says, Serena, who the hell
<v Speaker 2>you think you are letting your hands on me? I
<v Speaker 2>know you've been playing on the JV team wrestling on Explosion,
<v Speaker 2>Like why do we just bury Explosion? You're getting back
<v Speaker 2>there soon, don't you worry? Like what the fuck? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that was uncalled for.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, well, she's get your ass out here now. And
<v Speaker 2>Serena comes out and test says, well, Madison. During that fight,
<v Speaker 2>backstage when they were having their skimpy Thanksgiving meal. Huh yes, So.
<v Speaker 1>Madison Rain passes off the title, tells Earl to ring
<v Speaker 1>the bell, and uh not what I expected here. We
<v Speaker 1>have an impromptu match where nobody's in their.
<v Speaker 2>Gear, non title. Yeah, it's uh odd, it's an odd match.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Madison Rain hits Serita, but Serena hits her back.
<v Speaker 1>Earl Hebner tries to break this up, but Rain just
<v Speaker 1>uses the opening to take back over.
<v Speaker 2>Earl falls over.
<v Speaker 1>Rain lines down Serena and pulls her hair, beats her down.
<v Speaker 1>Earl Hebner says you're pulling her hair and says, I know,
<v Speaker 1>I am. I thought that was great, dude.
<v Speaker 2>That was tremendous. Also, at one point, Earl yells get
<v Speaker 2>up for her. Are you dead?
<v Speaker 1>So Madison Rain goes for the skull fuck, but Serita
<v Speaker 1>reverses out of it. Serena hits an arm drag and
<v Speaker 1>a dropkick. Fantastic looking drop gig here. That was the
<v Speaker 1>one thing I took away from this whole match was Wow,
<v Speaker 1>Serita's fundamentals are fantastic.
<v Speaker 2>There was something dude, Okay, she did look fucking good
<v Speaker 2>when with that, there was also, something Madison did earlier
<v Speaker 2>that I thought was fucking sick. She uh, I think
<v Speaker 2>it was she landed on her feet off of a
<v Speaker 2>hip toss and then hit a clothesline. I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 2>that is a fucking cool shit. I don't think she
<v Speaker 2>keeps that, but it was cool.
<v Speaker 1>We get an Olympic Slam style bellied back from Serena.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you can't do that. You can't do that here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Serita rolls up Madison rain and Earl Hebner counts
<v Speaker 1>to like four or something.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what another Okay, another shitty fucking finish.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't I don't know what happened here. Maybe
<v Speaker 1>Earl thought the finish was different than what.
<v Speaker 2>It was it was. Yeah, maybe. I mean Earl's in
<v Speaker 2>another world most of the time in this era too,
<v Speaker 2>so I don't you know. Yeah, did Serena trips Madison
<v Speaker 2>in the ring and then pins her? And like, I
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know. It was not good?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, shame because I thought they did some good work
<v Speaker 1>in here. Actually I like both of them. Well, we
<v Speaker 1>go backstage. Everyone's having a good time at the dinner table,
<v Speaker 1>and Jeff Jarrett wants to make a toast.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan's fired up and he says, faster, Lightning speed, crab thunder,
<v Speaker 2>you gotta be faster. I'm assuming he's talking to Jarrett.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, yeah, because the weird camera shot like.
<v Speaker 2>Jarrett squatting or anything. And Flaire is saying something to
<v Speaker 2>James Storm and James Storm gets fired up and Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Jarrett says, no, no, no, what are only I gotta fight.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta make weight.
<v Speaker 3>Was awesome. I'm making wait.
<v Speaker 1>He has to make wait for the Jesse Neil match.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking which they don't wigh. There's no way it's
<v Speaker 2>he said, Can I get a cheers? He said, sign
<v Speaker 2>is a night of Thanksgiving. I want to get back
<v Speaker 2>to all you guys because without you, I don't know
<v Speaker 2>where I'd be in my MMA career. And I brought
<v Speaker 2>a monitor in and folks, I have a special DVD
<v Speaker 2>and Hogan goes whooa. Jared looks over at Storm and
<v Speaker 2>he puts one and says, you get your mind out
<v Speaker 2>of the gunner Storm. James Storm thought that Jarrett brought porn.
<v Speaker 1>For the boy Thanksgiving thanks Giving, He's.
<v Speaker 2>Said ete, So Jeff says, we're going to take a
<v Speaker 2>look right after this commercial break and the boys go uh.
<v Speaker 2>Then they show a TNA and Abu Dhabi ed, I
<v Speaker 2>guess that's coming up here there the next tour. I
<v Speaker 2>think they filmed it around the same time as this.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they aired this for impact or anything,
<v Speaker 2>or if.
<v Speaker 1>They just maybe they should Global impact.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, that was you know what, that always worked. I
<v Speaker 2>always knew that they were doing Global Impact. So back
<v Speaker 2>at dinner, Bobby Root stands up and says, this is
<v Speaker 2>the greatest Thanksgiving Day ever. I'm thankful for beer, and
<v Speaker 2>James Storm stands up and says, I'm thankful for money, beer, money,
<v Speaker 2>and Eric Young steps someone says you know what, guys,
<v Speaker 2>and they also shut the fuck up, shut up and
<v Speaker 2>push a boy shot the funk up bitch. Well, because
<v Speaker 2>Arian says, I'm thankful for fortune. I'm thankful for I
<v Speaker 2>was blessed with these movie star good looks. I'm thankful
<v Speaker 2>that Dixie and Surge share one wardrobe between the two
<v Speaker 2>of them, and Hogan goes, oh, they didn't just say
<v Speaker 2>that Flair is dying. Laughing, He just says, I don't
<v Speaker 2>know about you, guys, but I'm thankful for the nature
<v Speaker 2>boy and they all pop and Flare stands up and says, well,
<v Speaker 2>I know what I've been told. You never slow down,
<v Speaker 2>you never grow that. He starts thrusting at the table.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he is so.
<v Speaker 2>Soerous, He's probably been ice six times a camera. I'm
<v Speaker 2>thankful for this fun of youth. Whoa, he's crotch chopping
<v Speaker 2>at the turkey an abyss, he says me. And he's
<v Speaker 2>holding Janie the fucking two by four wind nails. I'm
<v Speaker 2>thankful for my baby girl Janis, and everyone's quiet and like,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck. I'm also thankful caskets and coffins, a
<v Speaker 2>final resolution. That's where the pope is gonna end up.
<v Speaker 2>So Jared says, before I showed the video of Eric,
<v Speaker 2>I want to personally thank you for for not inviting
<v Speaker 2>some old joke because there won't to be any food. Laugh.
<v Speaker 2>This is the Felde Like what the fuck? Uh? So
<v Speaker 2>Jeff starts the DVD and okay, on the TNA plus version,
<v Speaker 2>this is completely caught out and you only see a
<v Speaker 2>shot from behind the monitor that Jared brought and the
<v Speaker 2>boys reacting to it, and I was like, that's fucking weird. Well, thankfully, boys,
<v Speaker 2>I have the link here. I want to go over
<v Speaker 2>with me just for the show. That's okay, I'm fucking
<v Speaker 2>pulling back the curtain. Saday boys, here's the video of
<v Speaker 2>the thing they didn't show on TNA, and James for
<v Speaker 2>the next hour kept telling me I'm not watching.
<v Speaker 3>It's not even a long launch. It's like two minutes.
<v Speaker 2>It's a minute and a half. Jared says, well, kids,
<v Speaker 2>he's here with a bunch of kids at the school.
<v Speaker 2>Thanks for inviting me here today. Obviously the world has
<v Speaker 2>traveled real fast about my new love for MMA. You
<v Speaker 2>guys will never reach my level, but you're starting younger.
<v Speaker 2>You in aspire to come close to my level. We're
<v Speaker 2>not gonna be doing any karate. We're gonna be talking
<v Speaker 2>about the submissions, what I perfected, and what Kurd angled.
<v Speaker 2>Some Moojo have attempted for their entire life to gain
<v Speaker 2>the knowledge that I've mastered in a matter of weeks.
<v Speaker 2>And first things first, I need to find out where
<v Speaker 2>you're at. Who knows a move? And one of the
<v Speaker 2>little children raised his hand and he says, uh, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I know the acklock, And Jeff says, oh, little guy,
<v Speaker 2>you know the alclogue will you know who perfected it?
<v Speaker 2>And the kid says current ankle. Well, Jeff said, no,
<v Speaker 2>it's not Kerdan Angle. He ripped it off Ken Shamrock
<v Speaker 2>made it famous, but I perfected it. Okay, just little
<v Speaker 2>Ken's Shamrock shadow here a little fucking crazy. Jeff says,
<v Speaker 2>all right, well, while you put on me. So the
<v Speaker 2>kid comes up and puts Jarrett in the ankle lock,
<v Speaker 2>and Jeff looks behind him and says, is that all
<v Speaker 2>you got? What a whimp you are? Get out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Let me show you how it's done. Jeff then snatches
<v Speaker 2>the kid's ankle and puts him in the ankle lock,
<v Speaker 2>and he says, get over here. I can break your
<v Speaker 2>ankle in two if I want it to. So Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Jarrett is here ankle locking a child. The kid is
<v Speaker 2>tapping out, and then Jeff says, getting you feeling? Jeff says,
<v Speaker 2>I literally predicted this in weeks. Then he puts another
<v Speaker 2>kid in an arm bar and says, this is an
<v Speaker 2>arm bar, little lady. Should you feel it? I perfected
<v Speaker 2>this move in two days. Then he has another kid
<v Speaker 2>in a leg bar. This is a leg bar, kid,
<v Speaker 2>can you feel it? And the kid says, ow it
<v Speaker 2>taps out. This hurts that about shit O. So Jeff
<v Speaker 2>is standing above them and says, happy Thanksgiving kids. You
<v Speaker 2>have an awful lot to work on. And it fans
<v Speaker 2>down the kids that are in a pile of bodies.
<v Speaker 1>They stacked him. Yeah, that was funny as shit.
<v Speaker 2>This is fucking insane, dude. Jeff Jarrett's out of his
<v Speaker 2>goddamn mind. So we're back at the dinner and Hogan says, hey, guys,
<v Speaker 2>this has been a great Thanksgiving and on behalf of
<v Speaker 2>Eric Bischoff and Rick Flair, I cannot wait for Dixie
<v Speaker 2>Carter come in here. I am so thankful for Dixie Carter.
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to tell her exactly how I feel. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>that sounds good.
<v Speaker 1>Turkey jump scare.
<v Speaker 2>Here.
<v Speaker 1>So Fortune four versus Doug Williams, Matt Morgan, Samoa, Joe
<v Speaker 1>and the Pope is happening tonight in an elimination match.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, etman tag in the main.
<v Speaker 1>And we also have Jeff Jarrett versus Jesse Neil, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>jesse' Neil from Ink eight in Navy, a MMA match
<v Speaker 1>that in just seconds gets changed to his submission only match.
<v Speaker 2>It gets changed like while they're running it down like
<v Speaker 2>the graphic is on the screen. It says mm A match,
<v Speaker 2>and Mike Tonight says they're having an mm A match
<v Speaker 2>where submissions are the only way to win.
<v Speaker 1>And then David Pinzer doesn't even call it mm A match.
<v Speaker 1>He says, this is a submission submission match.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, fucking motherfucker. They must have very quickly realized, oh,
<v Speaker 2>this probably won't work out, right, he needs to do functions.
<v Speaker 1>Taz said they should make it a shoot fight. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and Tazz did and said he not be wearing. So
<v Speaker 1>we have Jeff Jarrett versus Jesse Neil. To some it's
<v Speaker 1>an m m A match. To some, it's a submission match.
<v Speaker 3>The Jeff jared it's a double. It's a double m
<v Speaker 3>A exhibition H double J double m A. I like
<v Speaker 3>the double J double.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean Jesse Neil. Yes, that's right, Jesse Neil
<v Speaker 1>from Inking In is fighting tonight, and I gotta do
<v Speaker 1>it to Jeff Jarrett, who is doing an mm A
<v Speaker 1>gimmick and still comes out to My World.
<v Speaker 2>Comes out to My World and still does the pyro
<v Speaker 2>on the ramp.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's got the fight shorts on, He's got the gloves.
<v Speaker 2>He looks good.
<v Speaker 1>He's in great shape.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 1>It shows clips of Jarrett choking out Joe with a
<v Speaker 1>knight stake.
<v Speaker 2>They legit say today says, let's review the mm A
<v Speaker 2>resume of the t NA founder. Well, turning point, he
<v Speaker 2>choked out some o Joe with a night stick, and
<v Speaker 2>last week Jared choked out a guy in a double
<v Speaker 2>j double MMA exhibition and then tapped another guy with
<v Speaker 2>an arm bar. They are students of the Jarrett.
<v Speaker 1>So we get into the match here and the crowd
<v Speaker 1>chance you sold out.
<v Speaker 2>And Jesse Neil has to point at Jarrett to make
<v Speaker 2>sure that the crowd is talking.
<v Speaker 3>About selling out. I'm not selling out. It's a lifestyle.
<v Speaker 1>So Jared has an ankle lie in and I should
<v Speaker 1>have locked in that heel hook. He made him tap.
<v Speaker 5>Shoot Jesse and Neil starts firing back and he goes
<v Speaker 5>to spear Jarrett, but Jarrett pulls the ref in front
<v Speaker 5>of Jesse Neil and he fucking steam rolls them.
<v Speaker 2>He obliterates this referee. This is fucking baby earl Hebner.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right uh, and this is my favorite part of
<v Speaker 1>the match. Jeff Jarrett sits the ring after the ref
<v Speaker 1>gets destroyed, looks under the ring.
<v Speaker 2>And there's the guitar, nothing else under there. It's a
<v Speaker 2>barren ring for one guitar.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jarrett destroys Jesse Neil of ink Ink with the guitar.
<v Speaker 1>So Jeff Jarrett throws all the guitar pieces out and
<v Speaker 1>then locks in a rear neked choke. Jes Heel from
<v Speaker 1>ink Ink is already passed out and he is not
<v Speaker 1>passed out even more, and the ref calls for the
<v Speaker 1>bell and Jarrett.
<v Speaker 3>Wins said it wouldn't be an MMA match. Who had
<v Speaker 3>the guitar?
<v Speaker 1>Which is.
<v Speaker 2>Killing me?
<v Speaker 1>So Shannon Moore comes out. That's right, Shannon Moore from Ange.
<v Speaker 1>The Book of Dilly gaffs. Shannon Moore.
<v Speaker 2>He comes out and guess who he helps in this match.
<v Speaker 2>He's got a fucking hopefully hit j with the guitar.
<v Speaker 1>It's the book and Dilly gaff.
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't a move, it was just that it was
<v Speaker 2>a literal book. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Well, brother Ray promises us a holiday treat up next.
<v Speaker 1>That's a crazy way.
<v Speaker 2>It's a fat little boy. I am very excited what
<v Speaker 2>this talk is going on.
<v Speaker 1>It's Thanksgiving. Let me get the holiday treat from Brother Ray.
<v Speaker 2>Let me get that last supper.
<v Speaker 3>Brother is last supper.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so.
<v Speaker 2>So two weeks ago, t had their final moment in
<v Speaker 2>DNA and Brother Ray attacked Brother Devon.
<v Speaker 3>But I thought they just had their final moment in
<v Speaker 3>DNA in twenty twenty five, right, okay?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>And Brother Ray says, what you mad?
<v Speaker 2>You mad? D Hit says that he says, word has
<v Speaker 2>gone back to me that some wrestlers in the fact
<v Speaker 2>that fans are mad that I kicked my brother Devon
<v Speaker 2>in the back of the head. Why are you mad?
<v Speaker 2>Why you have to be mad? What do you mind?
<v Speaker 2>It's only dude, Jesus, he said. If it wasn't for him,
<v Speaker 2>I could have retained a world I could have retired,
<v Speaker 2>excuse me, a world tag team champion. And he's the
<v Speaker 2>one that lost the match against the machine guns. Chris
<v Speaker 2>Saman kicked out of three D because my brother Devon
<v Speaker 2>was weak. And I understand it's hard for you people
<v Speaker 2>to swallow because you're wrestling fans, so you're not that bright.
<v Speaker 2>So this is what I did for me to you.
<v Speaker 2>I put together a little video package, your video package,
<v Speaker 2>showing you people just how weak Devon really is and
<v Speaker 2>how I am the leader of Team three D. So
<v Speaker 2>they show this video and it has spot It's just
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of spots of Devon getting his ass kicked
<v Speaker 2>with fucking dick tok boom sound.
<v Speaker 1>That was funny. The getting his ass kick with the
<v Speaker 1>boom boom.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, it was awesome. Actually, yeah, I loved it. And
<v Speaker 2>the crowd chance you suck and Brother Ray says, no, no, no,
<v Speaker 2>I would approve to you that I don't suck, but actually,
<v Speaker 2>now the best of the greatest tag team wrestler that's
<v Speaker 2>ever lived, Brother Ray. Then it shows Brother Ray doing
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of moves and beating up people with the
<v Speaker 2>same bowing boom sound effect and him commentating over it.
<v Speaker 2>Uh and Brother Ray says, you saw right with your
<v Speaker 2>own eyes. How could you question me? Devon. Word on
<v Speaker 2>the street is that you'd like to talk to me
<v Speaker 2>and that you're a little anger with me. So if
<v Speaker 2>you want come here to the Impact Zone next week.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not hard to find because I'm bad.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Dixie Carter has arrived in a limousine.
<v Speaker 2>Yay, say serge, that's the roster, Knowing they're getting paid
<v Speaker 2>the night the ratings huge.
<v Speaker 1>They like, well we go backstage. Jeff Jared is at
<v Speaker 1>Dinner's shadow boxing in a hoodie.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, total usus. He's shadow boxing, he's got a hoodie
<v Speaker 2>on and he's got the gloves on. Hogan's yelling the
<v Speaker 2>greatest of all time, and Eric Mischeff says, guys, guys,
<v Speaker 2>it's official. Dixie Carter is here and do me a
<v Speaker 2>favor while we all wait, can we haul hide the liquor?
<v Speaker 2>And Hogan says, oh, yeah, you can't drink for a minute.
<v Speaker 2>Jared says, for what, what is she our mother? And
<v Speaker 2>Bichof says no, but have you seen her when she
<v Speaker 2>drinks and they all pop and everything's great? Funny games
<v Speaker 2>are over when she walks through that door. I'm not
<v Speaker 2>gonna be responsible for what happens when I see her.
<v Speaker 2>What what are you gonna do? Running big boot like
<v Speaker 2>drup Hey, Jared, remember what you did to me in Japan.
<v Speaker 2>Let's do that to Dixie when she walks in the room.
<v Speaker 3>We brought to you, brother, we.
<v Speaker 2>Brought the DNA, the guitar.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the main event. Doug Williams,
<v Speaker 1>the Pope, Samoa Joe and Matt Morgan versus Fortune four.
<v Speaker 2>Boom eight man elimination tag by.
<v Speaker 3>The Survivor's Series matchup, which is, you know, it's.
<v Speaker 2>A Thanksgiving stip, so I'll take it.
<v Speaker 1>They should have done Fortune four dressed up as Doink, not.
<v Speaker 2>Turkeys, all right, Yeah, the turkeys, that's their thing here.
<v Speaker 2>Also referee for this match, Jackson James, Yeah, I know
<v Speaker 2>that guy. Definitely his name and not Garrett Bischoff.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Fortune comes out and they're all in red gear,
<v Speaker 1>and Taz says, well, I guess Fortune. I'll text each
<v Speaker 1>other what gear to wear?
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm begging you to just let these guys do
<v Speaker 1>their thing. Man, I'm begging you.
<v Speaker 2>You can't. You gotta just like put kid one of you, Like,
<v Speaker 2>aren't you the heel? Shouldn't he be?
<v Speaker 1>Like?
<v Speaker 2>Wow? They look great.
<v Speaker 1>Well, AJ and the Pope start out and Pope takes over. Early.
<v Speaker 1>AJ spears Pope over to the Fortune corner and they
<v Speaker 1>all attack him, and James Storm comes in. I thought
<v Speaker 1>that was good work there. Early Pope looked great starting
<v Speaker 1>things off, AJ only getting the upper hand because he
<v Speaker 1>pushed Pope over to the corner. AJ slyly very good
<v Speaker 1>at like psychology stuff like that. He's always good at
<v Speaker 1>at breaking a momentum or doing things like that. I
<v Speaker 1>think he learned a lot of it when he was
<v Speaker 1>teaming with Tomko. Really, I.
<v Speaker 2>Just in my brain, I just was thinking of tom
<v Speaker 2>Go saying that learned everything.
<v Speaker 1>He's out a stooge. Brother. Let me do here. You
<v Speaker 1>want took losing or what.
<v Speaker 2>But you're right though, I mean, like, I want to
<v Speaker 2>be surprised if AJ put a lot to this together.
<v Speaker 2>Like even the stuff that Joe does kind of in
<v Speaker 2>the back end here that involves AJ is all like
<v Speaker 2>AJ is the kind of the the crux of.
<v Speaker 1>It, right, Yeah, for sure. So James Storm keeps up
<v Speaker 1>the momentum as he leg drops Pope for a quick count.
<v Speaker 1>Storm puts the beer drinking hat on. It hits the
<v Speaker 1>mis clothes line.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, I knew that it was gonna get misclosed
<v Speaker 2>called miss clothesline. I wrote down here. This is getting
<v Speaker 2>called the mis clothes line. I am mad. This is
<v Speaker 2>Matt Sidel's move, but nobody knows.
<v Speaker 3>That miss sidell.
<v Speaker 2>Also, Tesz has an argument with himself when fucking James
<v Speaker 2>Storm puts his cowboy hat on. He puts the hat on,
<v Speaker 2>and Tesz is, oh, he's got his ten gallon hat on.
<v Speaker 2>That's more like an eight gallon hat, not really ten.
<v Speaker 3>Digress, it's not either, like it's neither.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So James Storm goes for a comba, but Pope rolls
<v Speaker 1>him through and pens him for the three count.
<v Speaker 2>Get the fuck out of here, James Storm, you're drunk.
<v Speaker 1>Wow? They got him out quick, all right?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I was. I mean also the third like flashpin
<v Speaker 2>of the night.
<v Speaker 1>Well, James Storm is eliminated in record time, and Storm
<v Speaker 1>and Kaz hit the ring and they hit a little
<v Speaker 1>double team here. I'm sorry, it was Styles and Kaz
<v Speaker 1>hit a double team. Yeah. And Styles, the way that
<v Speaker 1>he sets up this sidewalk slam, it just looked I mean,
<v Speaker 1>there's the fundamentals that aj Styles has cannot be understated.
<v Speaker 1>Like his positioning is what really shined here. His ability
<v Speaker 1>to get the sidewalk slam over to the right position
<v Speaker 1>without it looking like he was walking him over there
<v Speaker 1>on purpose. He very could have easily just walked him
<v Speaker 1>over there, right sure, but he gave it like a
<v Speaker 1>little sprint and then it almost looked like it was
<v Speaker 1>like a running sidewalk slam. Yes, into the Kazarian sling
<v Speaker 1>shot leg drop. It just very simple things like that.
<v Speaker 1>AJ was super good at well. Matt Morgan gets tagged in,
<v Speaker 1>AJ tags in Kazarian, Kazarian talks ship to Samoa Joe,
<v Speaker 1>and then Matt Morgan tags in Samoa Joe to kick
<v Speaker 1>his ass. Well, Samoa Joe walks away from a Kazarian
<v Speaker 1>springboard cross body. Joe hits all his ship in the
<v Speaker 1>corner on Kasin.
<v Speaker 2>AJ runs a train on him. Dude, Yeah, the fucking
<v Speaker 2>thing where he uh he runs one of the corner
<v Speaker 2>hits the running elbow. AJ runs at Joe gets hit
<v Speaker 2>with the ranagi and then Joe immediately hits the peley
<v Speaker 2>on Kazarian. The crowd is fucking losing it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Joe is just he's still so good at this
<v Speaker 1>point is and to be honest, I mean he's still
<v Speaker 1>good to this point today. I mean he's one of,
<v Speaker 1>uh probably one of the greatest of the of this
<v Speaker 1>generation of guys.
<v Speaker 2>Really, I mean he's I mean I'm gonna be super
<v Speaker 2>sad when him and AJ are done. To be honest
<v Speaker 2>with you, I mean I don't watch as much, you know,
<v Speaker 2>uh Aj as I you know, have in the this time.
<v Speaker 1>You know sure, I'm still sure he still watched a
<v Speaker 1>lot of AJ.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I mean I grew up pretty much on AJ.
<v Speaker 1>Doug Williams comes in, him and kaz do some sort
<v Speaker 1>of neck breaker deal here. I'm not too sure what.
<v Speaker 2>Happened over DDT thing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the ref is distracted by Matt Morgan and Fortunate
<v Speaker 1>attacks Doug Williams in their corner. Pope and Joe are
<v Speaker 1>arguing on the apron now and Doug Williams comes in
<v Speaker 1>hits the chaos theory on Kazarian and pins them for
<v Speaker 1>the three big pop.
<v Speaker 2>That's the rolling Chaos brout.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, dude, it said it on his name time.
<v Speaker 2>What a fantastic fucking move.
<v Speaker 1>That was one of the things with the X Division
<v Speaker 1>at the time, and they did a good job of
<v Speaker 1>making sure that that was told. The story was told
<v Speaker 1>with everybody is everyone had their own finish. It was
<v Speaker 1>always the coolest move on the show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, Yeah, it.
<v Speaker 1>Was super dope that they did that with the X Division,
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, they really highlighted it, I thought.
<v Speaker 2>And I mean Kazarian just fucking goes flying on this thing.
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Rude hits a king Kong knee drop for a
<v Speaker 1>two on Doug Williams.
<v Speaker 2>Pull the need pad down too. I like that. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Some out with Joe and the Pope tagged themselves in
<v Speaker 1>at the same time, and the ref says, come on, guys,
<v Speaker 1>only one. So instead they just start kicking each other's ass.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>And they go to the outside and start kicking each
<v Speaker 1>other's ass again.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, throwing punches. They legit brawl up to the
<v Speaker 2>commentary area. There's a whole segment where we're just watching
<v Speaker 2>these two fight on the outside.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Bobby Rude hits a spinebuster on Doug Williams and
<v Speaker 1>eliminates them.
<v Speaker 2>That's the double r spinebuster brought up.
<v Speaker 1>That's tough, man. They're trying to push this guy. I know,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happens next, so I don't want
<v Speaker 1>to I don't want to shit on it too much.
<v Speaker 1>But it was just kind of a shock to me
<v Speaker 1>to see him just kind of eliminated that quickly.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it felt like they had a chance here, right,
<v Speaker 2>Like he could have ran a gauntlet and then got
<v Speaker 2>killed or something, or like a double team elimination or something, right,
<v Speaker 2>like they do fun.
<v Speaker 1>It comes down to two on one or something, and
<v Speaker 1>then someone comes back in and costs them or something
<v Speaker 1>so they can do a match the next week or
<v Speaker 1>something like that.
<v Speaker 2>Right, I get that Matt Morgan's the guy that's facing
<v Speaker 2>JAFF the pay per view, but like, yeah, there's no
<v Speaker 2>really you can you can make more than one guy
<v Speaker 2>at one time, you know.
<v Speaker 1>Well, now it's Matt Morgan versus AJ Styles and Robert Rude.
<v Speaker 1>Rud gets head budded by Morgan, but AJ hits the
<v Speaker 1>phenomenal forearm and he timbers. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean I thought he was gonna catch him out
<v Speaker 2>of that one, but no, AJ hits him and fucking
<v Speaker 2>knocks him down and they stop him out.
<v Speaker 1>AJ then misses a springboard four fifty crash and burn funk.
<v Speaker 2>That is fucking nuts, dude. Yeah, Tony like again, missing
<v Speaker 2>shit like that seems just insane to me, Like I
<v Speaker 2>meant on them.
<v Speaker 3>But he just eats it like there's no way, like
<v Speaker 3>other way, like face first, he's dead.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just gotta have to take down the head
<v Speaker 1>and call it. Yeah, all right, shit, Matt Morgan starts
<v Speaker 1>firing off on Robert rudh Morgan hits a double line
<v Speaker 1>since AJ to the outside. Bobby Rude comes off the
<v Speaker 1>second Matt Morgan.
<v Speaker 2>Goozles them little goozle.
<v Speaker 1>Rude fights out of it but gets hit by a
<v Speaker 1>discus clothesline from Matt Morgan.
<v Speaker 2>Look good, I will say I was disappointed that we
<v Speaker 2>did not get the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Elbows didn't look better than AJ styles discus.
<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, I mean, Paul London lost seven years off
<v Speaker 2>his life from how much he got it with that.
<v Speaker 1>AJ had so much cool shit that just kind of
<v Speaker 1>went away as time went on.
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, But like it's that's so funny
<v Speaker 2>because he did, but he's still even like dwindling down
<v Speaker 2>his moves. He still had all the coolest moves.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he did. AJ springboards in, but Matt Morgan catches him,
<v Speaker 1>hits a fallaway slam. Bobby Rude sets up in the
<v Speaker 1>corner to let Matt Morgan hit him with the carbon
<v Speaker 1>footprint he hold on. He's like, please, God, don't let
<v Speaker 1>me turn around.
<v Speaker 2>Please, Somebody run out here very quickly and fucking hit
<v Speaker 2>this guy in the balls.
<v Speaker 1>Make sure when you run down to you have to
<v Speaker 1>get all the way in the ring to low blow me.
<v Speaker 2>Bring your title out. That's super not involved in your
<v Speaker 2>running and fucking get it all fucked up.
<v Speaker 1>Said Jeff. Hardy runs down, he goes all the way
<v Speaker 1>around the other side, gets in all the way in
<v Speaker 1>there over the ropes with the.
<v Speaker 2>Belt, and he low blows Matt Morgan hit some of
<v Speaker 2>the balls, and the referee doesn't call for the bell
<v Speaker 2>immediately because he's a rookie referee, so he's not used
<v Speaker 2>to these decisions that Jackson James. So he gets the
<v Speaker 2>Jeff party's face and he shoves them. Or if Jeff
<v Speaker 2>shoves Jackson James, excuse me not, you know it's not
<v Speaker 2>going He's a rookie, novice shit reff right, and you
<v Speaker 2>can treat him horribly and rookie, and the ref tells
<v Speaker 2>him the funk off, get out of here, and then
<v Speaker 2>Jeff hits him with a twist of hate.
<v Speaker 1>Get the fuck out of here, tello. So Jeff Arty,
<v Speaker 1>aj Styles and Bobby Rude beat up Matt Morgan. Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Arty's Themes song hits, and uh, yeah, that's it. So
<v Speaker 1>we go backstage. One final segment here before Thanksgiving is
<v Speaker 1>officially over. No, yeah, that's right. Eric Bischoff is here
<v Speaker 1>with the Immortals and there's a knock at the door.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Eric says, guys a herd knock at the door.
<v Speaker 2>She's here, let's be on her best behavior.
<v Speaker 1>Come in. You know what this should have been is
<v Speaker 1>them getting a knock at the door and everyone's like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>you know who this is, and gets the guitar ready
<v Speaker 1>and they go to swing it and it's rig flair
<v Speaker 1>to turk the seat.
<v Speaker 3>And he's rusty, hit flair.
<v Speaker 1>They hit rigged flair, and the turkey say with the guitar,
<v Speaker 1>he's busted up and bleeding on the ground. Two schmirt
<v Speaker 1>off Ice is bust it open on the ground, and
<v Speaker 1>then Dixie Carter walks up right behind him.
<v Speaker 2>Ohs ends on that to go to the fucking production logo.
<v Speaker 3>It says, I think you just got ice, brother.
<v Speaker 1>She gets up.
<v Speaker 3>Wonder your drinks too, smarts.
<v Speaker 2>She's drinks ices champs out to be fucking.
<v Speaker 1>I know.
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking mad now that it didn't happen.
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I mean, he would have been a bloody mess guy.
<v Speaker 2>Like a murder, just like Thanksgiving intented, just like the
<v Speaker 2>original Thanksgiving was a bloody mess. The last supper, right,
<v Speaker 2>so Eric says, Dixie I didn't think you'd show up.
<v Speaker 2>With everything that's happened between us and and the spirit
<v Speaker 2>of Thanksgiving. We're so grateful of everything you started and
<v Speaker 2>giving us the opportunity to take over control and all.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I think it's time to acknowledge the past.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan says, a have you looked at the numbers lately?
<v Speaker 2>And Dixie says I have, and I'm you know, and
<v Speaker 2>I know how grateful you are. And Eric says, it's
<v Speaker 2>time for a new beginning.
<v Speaker 1>We can work together, and hey, have you seen the
<v Speaker 1>numbers lately, Dixie? And it cuts to Dixie looking at
<v Speaker 1>a big line graph that's only going down horrifically.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hogan reaches out and turns it going up.
<v Speaker 1>It just puts his hand on pretty good.
<v Speaker 2>Oh brother, here, Eric says, we can go back to
<v Speaker 2>what we were doing. You can go back to Nashville.
<v Speaker 2>The paper clips need to be stocked. And you know
<v Speaker 2>you love Twitter. You can be tweeted and you could
<v Speaker 2>be fan friendly, and she says, oh, absolutely, I love Twitter.
<v Speaker 2>So somebody's gotta be that friendly, fan friendly at the
<v Speaker 2>very least, which also isn't true. So Eric says, uh, well,
<v Speaker 2>let's toast to that, and Dixie says, you know what,
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to toast that if you don't mind, Hey,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck I don't do that. Yeah, you can
<v Speaker 2>deny a toast. I actually didn't know that. I never
<v Speaker 2>heard of such a thing. Dixie says, I don't mind
<v Speaker 2>toasting of this and hands Erica paper and Eric opens it,
<v Speaker 2>and Dixie says, mister Hogan, you've been a busy man
<v Speaker 2>these past few weeks and out there negotiating some talent
<v Speaker 2>contracts I have. I mean, of course I have, dude,
<v Speaker 2>I've signed Jeff already from backdown. I mean, I've been
<v Speaker 2>working on Rhino's contract. It's just kind of hard. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>She's a sign ince of talent, conjects, and maybe you
<v Speaker 2>weren't authorized to sign, and the board of directors agree
<v Speaker 2>with my opinion that you don't have signatory rights, and
<v Speaker 2>Hoga says Dixie. I'm just trying to raise the bar. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>You've seen the ratings, Dixon says. My attorneys in my
<v Speaker 2>hometown have agreed with me. We've seen Judge cum Holds.
<v Speaker 3>Crumbles.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's not what I wrote down here, And Dixie says,
<v Speaker 2>from here on out until this is resolved. Your duties
<v Speaker 2>here are over, and Hogan says, have you seen it?
<v Speaker 2>Weldings are going, dude, I've taken to your company somewhere
<v Speaker 2>you couldn't without me. And Dixon's read the papers. You
<v Speaker 2>guys have a fantastic evening, Thank you very much. She
<v Speaker 2>takes a drink of a drink and says, oh, this
<v Speaker 2>tastes like shit. I'll see you guys at court and
<v Speaker 2>she leaves and Hogaan says, you can't do this to me.
<v Speaker 2>That's not fair, Dixie, and Jeff Jared says she bought
<v Speaker 2>she bought the judge off Eric and Eric says she
<v Speaker 2>bought the freaking judge. Just shut.
<v Speaker 1>Right.
<v Speaker 2>Eric says, dude, this is trouble. Yeah, dude, this is Trouble,
<v Speaker 2>a TNA Wrestling production. Rick Flair, Barty is in and
<v Speaker 2>the Turkey Cie.
<v Speaker 3>Not no Rick, This is Trouble Rick.
<v Speaker 2>And that is the Thanksgiving episode here, I mean, fucking
<v Speaker 2>weird show. Fun. I had a fun time talking about it.
<v Speaker 2>At the very least, I don't know how much I'll
<v Speaker 2>remember from it other than.
<v Speaker 3>Rig Flair, the Turkey party. Fun.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well that is it for Tina Impact November twenty fifth,
<v Speaker 2>twenty ten, the Thanksgiving edition, and that is it for
<v Speaker 2>our show. Hey, we want to say Happy Thanksgiving and
<v Speaker 2>all the such, so all of you out there, hope
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<v Speaker 2>inch TV.
<v Speaker 3>Not because you know the deals run all the time.
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's right, it's Ty already got that deal.
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