TLFX-Games: 'Bulldog v. Lee Marshall'

<v Speaker 1>Hello everyone. I'm Sean Mooney and the dust has not
<v Speaker 1>yet settled from the explosion that took place when the
<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan podcast announced the TLFX Games, the thirty two
<v Speaker 1>person tournament celebrating ten years of the Lapsed Fan to
<v Speaker 1>determine the King of the Cast, the greatest character in
<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan history. It's brought to you by our friends
<v Speaker 1>at Garage Beer, Small Batch Light Beer. The Garage It's
<v Speaker 1>always open, so let's crack open this can with our
<v Speaker 1>first of sixteen first round encounters. We'll be hearing from
<v Speaker 1>all the participants here in the TLFX Games event center,
<v Speaker 1>and these superstars will be campaigning for your vote this
<v Speaker 1>election season right here on the tlf main feed. Keep
<v Speaker 1>your ears peeled in the coming weeks to the Lapsed
<v Speaker 1>Fan's x page at the Lapsed Fan where you can
<v Speaker 1>vote on who advances and ultimately who will be crowned
<v Speaker 1>King of the Cast. First up, it's a clash of
<v Speaker 1>two masters of crack has Lapsed British Bulk squares off
<v Speaker 1>against Lapsed Shagger Lee Marshall. Let's hear first from the
<v Speaker 1>British Bulldop, who.
<v Speaker 2>I was told that I'm involved in something that I
<v Speaker 2>didn't know about. I was told that if I did
<v Speaker 2>something with a man that I'd get some crack. And
<v Speaker 2>I love smoking crack. I smoke it harder than anybody.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who you are, Shagger Lee Marshall, but
<v Speaker 2>if you're come into my hometown, I'm gonna throw you
<v Speaker 2>over the top row, just like I did at the
<v Speaker 2>Raw Rabbit Hall. I threw twenty men over the top
<v Speaker 2>rope and I run the row Samovar Trophy and loaded
<v Speaker 2>it up with a number of goodies that allowed me
<v Speaker 2>to prof myself to be the best man did ever
<v Speaker 2>smoke crock that ever was a brother at all with
<v Speaker 2>mister Hitman. Hi am the British Bulldog. Hi, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>get that crack.
<v Speaker 1>The bulldog with a big opportunity here against our next guest,
<v Speaker 1>Shagar Lee Marshall.
<v Speaker 3>Oh ho, all right, folks, I don't mind telling you here,
<v Speaker 3>Shaggar Lee Marshall. I've been told one thing, if I
<v Speaker 3>get my chance to get out of this tournament become
<v Speaker 3>number one, that I will be getting the ass crack
<v Speaker 3>of a number of fine lovely ladies and nitro parties.
<v Speaker 3>Now I keep telling everybody we got Bobby heating over there.
<v Speaker 3>I don't mind telling him, but he is going down.
<v Speaker 3>And just like all these lovely college ladies are gonna
<v Speaker 3>go down on Shaggar Lee Marshall, and I can tell
<v Speaker 3>you right now, I'm gonna be busting a load.
<v Speaker 1>Ring in the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,
<v Speaker 1>August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x
<v Speaker 1>account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote
<v Speaker 1>on who advances to the King of the Cast.