Revisiting WWE RAW 2006 - Fake Kane Confronts Real Kane

<v Speaker 1>Boys by, Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three
<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty one. That's a lot, and this week
<v Speaker 1>we are talking about Monday Night RAW for May twenty ninth,
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and six.
<v Speaker 2>How's that you just did we I just had to
<v Speaker 2>hear you say this. You just said this. You just
<v Speaker 2>did this whole thing. I fucking lived this. You said
<v Speaker 2>there was a May to two hundred and six raw,
<v Speaker 2>and we just talked about it. I was there.
<v Speaker 1>It's for the anniversary of May nineteenth. But before we
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<v Speaker 1>All right, Hey, let's get into Monday Night Raw, May
<v Speaker 1>twenty ninth, two thousand and six. Yes, yes, you asked
<v Speaker 1>for it, you will receive it.
<v Speaker 2>Like I mean, like I feel like I'm being punished,
<v Speaker 2>for the audience's joy of two thousand and six raw, Like,
<v Speaker 2>how often is it that we're this close in proximity
<v Speaker 2>from one date to another. We watched the beginning of May.
<v Speaker 2>Now we're watching the end of May two thousand and six,
<v Speaker 2>all because of fake came Now.
<v Speaker 1>Don't be confused. The fake Cane thing was a May
<v Speaker 1>nineteenth thing, yes, but fake Caine did not show up
<v Speaker 1>until May twenty ninth on this raw.
<v Speaker 2>Which is like a very like there was a show
<v Speaker 2>on May nineteenth, there was SmackDown. They could have did
<v Speaker 2>this whole angle there. They could have moved Caane to
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown for this whole deal. But instead fake Cane just
<v Speaker 2>shows up late, which is actually even funnier when you
<v Speaker 2>find out it's this.
<v Speaker 1>This is a hot raw angle. SmackDown doesn't get to
<v Speaker 1>get this one.
<v Speaker 2>We're lucky, James, because.
<v Speaker 1>You have SmackDown John Hide and right now. Since John
<v Speaker 1>Hiding right to smack down, now, go.
<v Speaker 2>And give that man chocolate? Or is he gone already?
<v Speaker 2>He might already be done.
<v Speaker 1>He probably is.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think John right. Bring John right back now
<v Speaker 2>on SmackDown, right now, dude. January seventeen, two and six,
<v Speaker 2>they released Hide and Reich.
<v Speaker 1>Wow this year.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, a big year. They make a lot of
<v Speaker 2>changes here as you mentioned, you know, angles on raw here,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, thank god, James, we're smack dab in the
<v Speaker 2>middle of so many hot angles in the WWE at
<v Speaker 2>one time here on this episode.
<v Speaker 1>We're reaching a boiling point.
<v Speaker 2>Well before we get into this just fantastic episode of
<v Speaker 2>Monday Night Rowl, let's talk about what was going on
<v Speaker 2>in the wad wrestling at the time with the wrestlingum
<v Speaker 2>Server newsletter. A lot of drama James has been unfolding here.
<v Speaker 2>As we talk about the Observer, May twenty ninth, two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and six, Meltzer writes, things are going crazy in
<v Speaker 2>the WI and this is he's not even talking about
<v Speaker 2>Hyde and Rich getting fired to January, like we're past that.
<v Speaker 2>How much crazy you are gonna get?
<v Speaker 1>Time moves so fast? Man, Oh my god, I know.
<v Speaker 2>One day a man with chocolate all over his face
<v Speaker 2>is celebrating God by television screed with Road Warrior Animal
<v Speaker 2>and the next day he's gone, holy man, Well, things
<v Speaker 2>are crazy in the w W right now. James, with
<v Speaker 2>injuries and burnout affecting much of the roster, fights breaking
<v Speaker 2>out SmackDown. Ratings plunging badly because we fired John heyden Rech,
<v Speaker 2>yet House show Business seemingly strong, and EA said to
<v Speaker 2>be about to be launched with almost nothing finalizing plans.
<v Speaker 2>It can only be described as nobody knows what is
<v Speaker 2>going to happen next, major booking plans changed by the minutes,
<v Speaker 2>and nobody knows what is going on and what is
<v Speaker 2>going to happen in the next two paper of events
<v Speaker 2>that are just a few weeks away. Now does this show,
<v Speaker 2>oh James, do you because I feel like this is
<v Speaker 2>very off course here? Did this raw feel just unorganized
<v Speaker 2>to you? Because I don't this felt like a mission
<v Speaker 2>statement this episode?
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think the biggest thing that caught my eye
<v Speaker 1>on this episode was Vince McMahon, who came out a lot.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he had a lot of talking on this show, yes,
<v Speaker 1>and it did not ever seem like he gave one
<v Speaker 1>singular fuck about what he was saying. It was almost
<v Speaker 1>like he was just trying to pop himself the entire
<v Speaker 1>time he was out there.
<v Speaker 2>It definitely felt like somebody was like, dude, Vince, you
<v Speaker 2>got to get back on TV. Like somethings, this is
<v Speaker 2>like I don't know we need you on this episode
<v Speaker 2>a lot, like we don't got anything, and he said,
<v Speaker 2>all right, I'll fucking make it happen, and then he
<v Speaker 2>didn't make it happen, So I guess there was. I'm
<v Speaker 2>sure you've heard about this at one point or another.
<v Speaker 2>I think this gets brought up a lot when wrestling
<v Speaker 2>fights are talked about. But the fight between one Booker
<v Speaker 2>team Batista happened during this time. Here here is a
<v Speaker 2>more detailed eyewitness account of what happened. Meltzer says on
<v Speaker 2>May fifteenth, the filming of the Summerslim commercial between Booker
<v Speaker 2>T and Batista, there was apparently an underlying issue between
<v Speaker 2>the two, and Booker T knock slapped him now aloud.
<v Speaker 1>Batista is down. Batista is down.
<v Speaker 2>There was apparently an underlying issue between the two which
<v Speaker 2>neither would talk about. There's been speculation this stems from
<v Speaker 2>the problems with Molina and Sorry, the problems that Malina
<v Speaker 2>had with Charmel on the Australian tour, which led to
<v Speaker 2>the guys giving up their final night in Australia for
<v Speaker 2>Wrestler's Court to sentence Molina for her behavior. Because, of course,
<v Speaker 2>although Booker has told friends it was Batista's attitude that
<v Speaker 2>caused it, as he perceived and still does that Batista
<v Speaker 2>feels like he's superior to the rest of the guys
<v Speaker 2>and perceives the only people who respects our top guys
<v Speaker 2>like Triple H and Rick Flair. I wonder where. I
<v Speaker 2>wonder where that would have come from.
<v Speaker 1>I think it would come from his time with evolution.
<v Speaker 2>Hmm, Yes, I imagine that would be the case. Yes.
<v Speaker 2>When Batista came to the commercial shoot, it was said
<v Speaker 2>he only went up to certain guys to shake their hand,
<v Speaker 2>which were top guys and UH which heinrich would have
<v Speaker 2>been one of those guys, by the way, UH and
<v Speaker 2>fit Finley was one of those guys. For better or worse,
<v Speaker 2>given locker room etiquette, the guys that he didn't come
<v Speaker 2>to who went to him. Some of them felt it
<v Speaker 2>was a slight which probably would have meant nothing in
<v Speaker 2>the long run except things quickly compounded. Meltzer says. Anyway,
<v Speaker 2>major rule of thumb if you were in w locker room,
<v Speaker 2>walk up to every person there and introduce yourself the
<v Speaker 2>first time, and every other time shake everyone's hand. Apparently,
<v Speaker 2>Booker was one of those and felt Batista was being
<v Speaker 2>a big shot and had no respect for business and
<v Speaker 2>cut a promo on him. Who do you think do
<v Speaker 2>you think Batista did go up and shake hands with
<v Speaker 2>smack Down two and six Paul London because he was
<v Speaker 2>standing there with a big smile on his face.
<v Speaker 1>Batista was pissed off. He was pacing back and forth
<v Speaker 1>back stage. He was wondering when John Heinrich was gonna
<v Speaker 1>get there. He didn't even know they took him off
<v Speaker 1>the roster or sent him home.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, they stood there for so long. I mean, Paul
<v Speaker 2>London's probably a good shout. Probably uh, Spike Dudley the boss.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's one of the go It's probably uh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Danny Basham. Oh not Doug though, Doug. Uh Doug had
<v Speaker 1>heat with Batista.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean similar. Look, so they you know, had
<v Speaker 2>big guy heat.
<v Speaker 1>OVW heat, that's you know what that's for.
<v Speaker 2>It was probably uh which you know that holds a
<v Speaker 2>lot of weight, the OVW heat.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, especially around that time. I mean, don't
<v Speaker 1>even get me started on the two thousand and two
<v Speaker 1>OVW class.
<v Speaker 2>Oh please, don't get started at the two thousand and
<v Speaker 2>two OVW class. That's the last the guy need.
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people don't remember, but John Heiderreich was
<v Speaker 1>in the two thousand and two class. He was the
<v Speaker 1>top of the class.
<v Speaker 2>He actually held the top of the class trophy, which
<v Speaker 2>a lot of good top guys held in many different companies.
<v Speaker 2>Maltso says, the only thing we were told directly is
<v Speaker 2>the two argued. It's crazy. He said that when Batista
<v Speaker 2>told Booker he could take him out any time, Booker
<v Speaker 2>responded by saying, why not try right now and step
<v Speaker 2>into an empty room, close the door behind us, and
<v Speaker 2>go for it. During the argument back and forth, which
<v Speaker 2>Booker was getting the better of U, Batista a only
<v Speaker 2>insinuated he was a draw and pointed to Smackdun's ratings
<v Speaker 2>going down the toilet and since he left, which I mean,
<v Speaker 2>that's a pretty gnarly Uh, that's a gnarly blow to
<v Speaker 2>get somebody. You're in the middle of a fucking argument
<v Speaker 2>and he brings up stats. That's Twitter personified.
<v Speaker 1>Did he have like a big whiteboard or something? What
<v Speaker 1>do you point, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, like the Kevin Nash one in DNA where he
<v Speaker 2>shows like Kevin Nash's run was up here? Batist the
<v Speaker 2>points all right, well, this is when King Booker was
<v Speaker 2>world champion. It's all the way down here, and then
<v Speaker 2>this was the John heinerrech era, and look how high
<v Speaker 2>it was. But then mine was all the way up here. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>and it was. It was unbelievable. The first fight saw
<v Speaker 2>the two actually in a room. Everyone left and they
<v Speaker 2>shut the door, this like prison style. Booker's version was
<v Speaker 2>that he put his hand on the doorknob to close
<v Speaker 2>it and got sucker punched. Booker came back and was
<v Speaker 2>doing some real damage. This is a crazy fucking retelling
<v Speaker 2>of this. People heard the sounds of fist meeting flesh,
<v Speaker 2>and after a very short period of time, maybe thirty seconds,
<v Speaker 2>the door was opened and people saw Booker on top
<v Speaker 2>pounding on Batista, and the wrestlers broke it up. Batista
<v Speaker 2>was screaming to let it continue, so they did, and
<v Speaker 2>Booker was again getting the better of it. Batista in
<v Speaker 2>the second round grabbed Booker's braids and tried to throw
<v Speaker 2>knees from the clinch, like you'd see in a Muay
<v Speaker 2>Thai fight. Well, aside from the fact that you can't
<v Speaker 2>pull someone's hair, but you can drive their head down
<v Speaker 2>and throw knees up. Moltzer's like going into MMA rules
<v Speaker 2>in the middle of.
<v Speaker 1>The Yeah, I didn't know they were doing a round fight.
<v Speaker 2>You know, that's part of wrestler's court. They got sanctioned
<v Speaker 2>to a three round, fucking twenty minute fight.
<v Speaker 1>Undertakers like John McCarthy. Back there, come, guys, let me
<v Speaker 1>see some action. Did the fuck up? Where's the actually? Guys?
<v Speaker 1>Get off the ground.
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer says, the best you could do is hit Booker's elbow,
<v Speaker 2>or that it was doing Batista was Batista was taunting him, saying,
<v Speaker 2>is that what you've got? And you're hitting my elbows?
<v Speaker 2>One version is Charmel kicked Batista in the balls and
<v Speaker 2>he went down, Which how'd she get into the cage,
<v Speaker 2>which may have been a factor in the later Malina
<v Speaker 2>Charmel incident when it was pulled apart by Angle jb
<v Speaker 2>Well Finley and others. It was said that was when
<v Speaker 2>Batista got a good punch in described as a sucker punch,
<v Speaker 2>which was the punch that swelled Booker's eye. After that,
<v Speaker 2>it was said Booker was really furious and vowing that
<v Speaker 2>sometime in someplace he'd get him back, saying I'm an
<v Speaker 2>og Meltzer notes slang for original gangster, just in case
<v Speaker 2>you did know.
<v Speaker 1>Right.
<v Speaker 2>While Matista claimed Booker was a cancer to the locker room,
<v Speaker 2>Batista said in front of everyone that if anyone thinks
<v Speaker 2>he's a band, influenced the locker room to say it,
<v Speaker 2>and nobody would. While the two did a personal appearance
<v Speaker 2>together and even posed for photos on the company's website
<v Speaker 2>and have agreed to put it past them, the bitterness
<v Speaker 2>definitely still remains. Big fights here, big fight feel with
<v Speaker 2>multi round backstage fights broken up and I can't it
<v Speaker 2>sounds like every from whoever I told this part of
<v Speaker 2>the story, it sound like book T was kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you hate to see a bullshit Muytai clench,
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. I mean, my guys separate,
<v Speaker 1>let me see some action, let me see. Hey, you're
<v Speaker 1>being a pussy right now.
<v Speaker 2>The first of many releases from w Film See No
<v Speaker 2>Evil open to largely bad to awful reviews and overall
<v Speaker 2>decent business over its first week. In the movie put
<v Speaker 2>out by famed porn director Gregory dark Fame, Oh like
<v Speaker 2>this guy's like he's over or Meltzer knows him. Meltzers
<v Speaker 2>like really into his films.
<v Speaker 1>You know, porn was way different back then. You had
<v Speaker 1>to be published and ship.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. That's true. A whole different world now,
<v Speaker 2>is it not. Yeah. Well, with Kane playing Jacob goodnight
<v Speaker 2>to Herr character based somewhat on his wrestling persona with
<v Speaker 2>the with the Cock closed at four point five million dollars,
<v Speaker 2>you guys got to say.
<v Speaker 1>There, no, just make sure.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean no, no, I don't okay, just make
<v Speaker 2>sure you're there. Uh, closed at four point five million dollars,
<v Speaker 2>good for sixth place in its first weekend. At press time,
<v Speaker 2>the movie was at four point nine million, almost five million.
<v Speaker 2>Because it was released in only the twelve hundred theaters,
<v Speaker 2>it's per screen average was third for the weekend. Find
<v Speaker 2>the expected blockbusters the Da Vinji Code, the Da Vinkie
<v Speaker 2>Code yes, otherwise pronounced as the da Viki Code, and
<v Speaker 2>Over the Hedge, which got most of the week in
<v Speaker 2>publicity that would be pushed the third place figure hard
<v Speaker 2>on its TV and did qualify it by saying per
<v Speaker 2>screen average. We talked about this a little bit on
<v Speaker 2>the last episode, but I thought I'd bring it up
<v Speaker 2>here just because it's worth a little further out. But yes,
<v Speaker 2>Seen No Evil, bad reviews, but it's making money. Ewwe.
<v Speaker 1>Way a May release for a horror movie is interesting.
<v Speaker 1>Would think they want to push for a later release,
<v Speaker 1>But I'm gonna go ahead and guess that they thought
<v Speaker 1>maybe some other horror movies would be released around that time.
<v Speaker 1>There's no way this will hold up against anything.
<v Speaker 2>So no, let's see what came out October two thousand
<v Speaker 2>and six. Saw three came out at the end of
<v Speaker 2>October sixth Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the beginning.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I cannot fucking believe it. The movie
<v Speaker 1>Stay Alive came out in two thousand. Who out there
<v Speaker 1>knows about this fucking movie Stay Alive. This is an instant,
<v Speaker 1>fucking classic, Frank seen as classic fucking movie. Have you
<v Speaker 1>ever seen this?
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. No.
<v Speaker 1>This came on television so fucking much, dude, stays Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, I was obsessed with this movie, Stay Alive,
<v Speaker 1>Stay Alive.
<v Speaker 2>Okay.
<v Speaker 1>The tagline for the movie you die in the game.
<v Speaker 1>You die for real.
<v Speaker 2>Wait, I might have seen this because I remember that tagline.
<v Speaker 1>This came out in March, dude, and this movie was
<v Speaker 1>on TV, so fucking my.
<v Speaker 2>God, dude. Okay, I don't know if I knew the
<v Speaker 2>name of this movie, because I think it was like
<v Speaker 2>during the time where I would just like have a
<v Speaker 2>channel on and it'd play and I'd keep it on.
<v Speaker 2>I've absolutely seen this movie, dude. Yes, and it's awesome. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fantastic fucking movie. I mean, come on, guys.
<v Speaker 2>I legit, like didn't like I've suppressed this memory. That
<v Speaker 2>is fucking unbelievable. Wow, we gotta watch this again.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, dude, that is that is fantastic. Shout out to
<v Speaker 1>Stay Alive you guys. If you haven't seen that film,
<v Speaker 1>you have to go check that out. Well.
<v Speaker 2>There was yet another backstage skirmish last week James, stemming
<v Speaker 2>from the one the week before. Oh sorry, this is
<v Speaker 2>from the a different observer, I think. Oh no, we're
<v Speaker 2>still on May twenty nine. I'm fucking lying. There was
<v Speaker 2>so much on this fucking week here. There was a
<v Speaker 2>yet another backsage skirmers last week, stemming from the one
<v Speaker 2>the week before. This time it was Melina and Charmel
<v Speaker 2>who got into an argument that turned into the beginnings
<v Speaker 2>of a fight in the dressing room on May fourteenth,
<v Speaker 2>and al Paso they were arguing about the Batista Booker
<v Speaker 2>t situation. Vince Rickmann had a personal talk with Malina
<v Speaker 2>about all the heat she had on her last two
<v Speaker 2>days in Albuquerque. But both women are considered in trouble
<v Speaker 2>for how it turned out when they did the Wrestler's
<v Speaker 2>Court deal in Australia on Molina on a few months
<v Speaker 2>back in Australia Double Australia, it was over her alleged
<v Speaker 2>attitude towards other women and considering its SmackDown, there were
<v Speaker 2>only two other women who traveled, one of whom is Charmel.
<v Speaker 2>A lot of fucking I mean sloppy shop here, a
<v Speaker 2>lot of people fucking fighting in the SmackDown locker room.
<v Speaker 2>It's like a locker room leader maybe got fired in
<v Speaker 2>January that could have stopped all this, Meltzer says in
<v Speaker 2>the Snucks Through the Censors Award for the Year, Collie
<v Speaker 2>used the term I'm definitely gonna fuck up this term.
<v Speaker 2>Collie used the term it's spelled m A D R
<v Speaker 2>C cho U D met our child, who is how
<v Speaker 2>it is spelled here when talking about Undertaker, which in
<v Speaker 2>Hindu means motherfucker.
<v Speaker 1>Nice good for him, He called her to take.
<v Speaker 2>Her motherfucker on TV. That's awesome, that's fucking base. That's
<v Speaker 2>why he's a multi time world champion and.
<v Speaker 1>He's le about to win the title year.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, holy shit, you're right. Last couple of things here
<v Speaker 2>from The Observer, June fifth, two thousand and six. Angle Kurt,
<v Speaker 2>of course, was said to have been very unhappy at
<v Speaker 2>the May twenty third tapings in Bakersfield, and this may
<v Speaker 2>have been part of the reason. Upon more thinking, is
<v Speaker 2>probably the worst move possible for Angle. Angle's body has
<v Speaker 2>been broken down badly. This is, of course, in reference
<v Speaker 2>to what we're going to talk about on this show,
<v Speaker 2>where Kurd Angle is drafted to e C dub so
<v Speaker 2>and I believe, I mean, we've talked about Kurt's last
<v Speaker 2>WWE show here, which was on ECW. But we're, you know,
<v Speaker 2>getting I think we're not too far away from Kurt
<v Speaker 2>going to TNA, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which is awesome. So yeah, shouts out Paul Haymond
<v Speaker 2>for making this fucking happen. Last thing here, since it's
<v Speaker 2>a very Kane oriented episode. We'll finish off with a
<v Speaker 2>little more Sea No Evil after two weekends and release
<v Speaker 2>See No Evil held up better than expected again in
<v Speaker 2>week two, and it's gross nine point four million dollars
<v Speaker 2>as of May thirtieth, after its first eleven days of
<v Speaker 2>release for a low budget movie. Well certainly not a
<v Speaker 2>home run for w W Films or even a double.
<v Speaker 2>It is a solid single. Hell yeah, Meltzer with the
<v Speaker 2>baseball talk, Goddamn, I'll take that.
<v Speaker 1>It's some fucking teams in the last couldn't even pay
<v Speaker 1>for a single right now.
<v Speaker 2>I'm bad with you because my team's hit it falls slightly, But.
<v Speaker 1>How many games behind are the Phillies right now?
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't mean that we don't hit singles, at doubles, at
<v Speaker 2>home runs, not the games, but the league leading home
<v Speaker 2>run hitter is on my team.
<v Speaker 1>Wow. You better hope he doesn't get through a slump
<v Speaker 1>any time soon, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>I can only hope that they continue to feed him
<v Speaker 2>whatever he would like every week, and he could continue
<v Speaker 2>to eat as much as possible. Well, that is it
<v Speaker 2>for the observer. Now let's talk about we raw in
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and six once again, May twenty ninth to
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and six.
<v Speaker 1>All right, May twenty ninth, two thousand and six, Raw
<v Speaker 1>on a Monday night. You know, what that means. Yes. Yes.
<v Speaker 1>The show opens with a video package for Memorial Day,
<v Speaker 1>thank you all the Veterans.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, I mean they do a whole deal here.
<v Speaker 2>I swear, James, I was watching this video. It's a
<v Speaker 2>they do this whole nice thing for the armed forces.
<v Speaker 2>It's you know, they it's a long, it's going long,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, this definitely ends with like a Vince
<v Speaker 2>McMahon appreciation bit at the end of this, Like this
<v Speaker 2>has to be something that is gonna get heat, But no,
<v Speaker 2>they didn't. Actually, they just fucking went through whole deal here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. For some reason, it shifts like halfway through this
<v Speaker 1>deal to like real evil. Yeah, it does, like for
<v Speaker 1>some reason. I don't know why, and you guys have
<v Speaker 1>to maybe go watch this and see for yourself. But
<v Speaker 1>it was just, uh, you know, it was just a
<v Speaker 1>basic boilerplate thank you to all the veterans memorial kind
<v Speaker 1>of thing, and then like halfway through the song gets
<v Speaker 1>really dark and they almost start saying like and some
<v Speaker 1>of you guys don't support the veterans, and do you
<v Speaker 1>think that's the right thing to do? And I was like, wow, holy.
<v Speaker 2>Shit, dude, that's the part where I thought that we're
<v Speaker 2>gonna go from. Like, yeah, you know, sometimes we forget
<v Speaker 2>about the sacrifices that are made. And I thought it
<v Speaker 2>was gonna be like a clip of Vince getting beat up. No, no,
<v Speaker 2>it was like, hey, hey, you bet hey lock in
<v Speaker 2>on this day of remembrance. Else Yeah, wha shit.
<v Speaker 1>A lot of you guys are off work today. I
<v Speaker 1>want to remember why. So of course we start with
<v Speaker 1>the show here. Yes, sir, we promised you a great
<v Speaker 1>run event tonight. FRED Champions.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, nothing gets to be more fired up.
<v Speaker 2>There's probably a couple of things, but that's up there.
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you that.
<v Speaker 1>Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us into Raw here
<v Speaker 1>as Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring.
<v Speaker 2>So Jr's back, right, So we just watched a couple
<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago Joey Styles quit and j R Is here.
<v Speaker 1>Now yep, they hired back Jim Ross here. Uh and
<v Speaker 1>just a side fact here, they didn't let him do
<v Speaker 1>the fucking skittles read tonight.
<v Speaker 2>I I mean, I was gonna bring it up once
<v Speaker 2>we get there, but like that felt like a punishment.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fucking bullshit.
<v Speaker 3>This is.
<v Speaker 2>So Vince as you said, he's Evince comes down the ring,
<v Speaker 2>he's strutting heavy. And last week, after after what took
<v Speaker 2>place last week, which my brain started pacing, I just said,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck could have possibly happened to make this happen?
<v Speaker 2>Your Triple h will go one on one with twenty
<v Speaker 2>year old Kenny. And if he hits this line once
<v Speaker 2>and he hits it every single time this is brought
<v Speaker 2>up after this, well he's gonna want to one who
<v Speaker 2>gets twenty year old Kenny. I think I think Triple
<v Speaker 2>A is gonna he's gonna try to kill Kenny.
<v Speaker 1>Is that is that like a South Bar reference? Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you are a South Park kank.
<v Speaker 2>You know they were beating us in the merchandise for
<v Speaker 2>a really long time. King, do you think you think
<v Speaker 2>talking about a competitor is gonna help us out here?
<v Speaker 1>So we had soft art signs here for ten years
<v Speaker 1>and you decided to make the joke.
<v Speaker 2>Now, well, his name's his name's not Butters Jr.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you know if you were the characters, that's good.
<v Speaker 1>You know tweak aka do you know tweak?
<v Speaker 2>It's not twenty year old missus jokes on Dick Jr.
<v Speaker 1>Well, she died. Oh so you wants too, Well, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm a healthy young man.
<v Speaker 2>Well so it's Kenny or if I die?
<v Speaker 1>All right, well we'll just stick to the one. Hopefully
<v Speaker 1>you don't do that all night loud? Oh I will
<v Speaker 1>all right, Well I might wit. But anyways, tonight we.
<v Speaker 2>H mcfoliant Yeah, yeah, mickfolio. He's doing a promo. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>face to face Mikefoley and Paul Hayman and I fireworks
<v Speaker 2>no doubt tonight and Vince is in the ring and
<v Speaker 2>he says he's super. Vince said at the beginning of this, Well,
<v Speaker 2>Vince says, uh, he wasn't happy because several weeks ago
<v Speaker 2>when I wasn't happy at all, because nothing can be
<v Speaker 2>worse than a family witnessing one of their own actually suffer.
<v Speaker 2>And comments, I don't know what's going on, Commentary Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Is fucking rusty or something here, someone's playing with their
<v Speaker 2>mic for like this whole promo.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I heard it a few times myself.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Vince says, which is what happened to my son Shane?
<v Speaker 2>Need I remind you? So he shows on the tron
<v Speaker 2>two weeks ago, Shane was holding Sean Michaels so Triple
<v Speaker 2>H could hit him with the sledgehammer. Shawn Michaels moved
<v Speaker 2>and Triple H accidentally hit Shane in the face with
<v Speaker 2>a sledgehammer, which killed him. Because he's not here, I.
<v Speaker 1>Could have sworn I didn't know where we were at
<v Speaker 1>in the timeline here. I definitely thought he was gonna
<v Speaker 1>pull up on the tron. Shane McMahon's balls getting electrocuted
<v Speaker 1>by Cane. My son, his grapefruits were decimated by Caine.
<v Speaker 2>OK if, I don't know Vince was a part of
<v Speaker 2>that at all.
<v Speaker 1>He never had anything to say about that.
<v Speaker 2>My son, he toombstuffed my wife.
<v Speaker 1>This guy has fucked with my family before too long.
<v Speaker 1>That's how we're bringing in another candy to replace him.
<v Speaker 2>You know what, that would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I hate this kne.
<v Speaker 2>So vincents. Triple H was able to do a job
<v Speaker 2>on Shawn Michael's and that's not what happened. He's not
<v Speaker 2>chopping you.
<v Speaker 1>Want me to do the job? Really, no way.
<v Speaker 2>Triple A stated that it was an accident, and alwaithstanding
<v Speaker 2>the accidents, there's no doubt that in his acts of negligence,
<v Speaker 2>and I'd like to state that even though my son
<v Speaker 2>Shane has had my green headaches, he's doing much better.
<v Speaker 2>Love you Shane, Oh he kind of like beats his heart.
<v Speaker 2>I love you. I love you, big dog. But the
<v Speaker 2>reason for my jubilance this evening is because Sean Michaels
<v Speaker 2>is no more. He like does the like cutthroat taunt
<v Speaker 2>and all Shahn's dead. Uh well, Sean was taken out
<v Speaker 2>last week by something known as the Spirit Squad. I
<v Speaker 2>should have known this wasn't over, so they showed this
<v Speaker 2>on the Toronto too. Oddly enough, it is Shane's balls
<v Speaker 2>getting electrocuted again.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, didn't mean to say that again, but
<v Speaker 1>that is important to see. We haven't even done this
<v Speaker 1>angle yet. That was shot weight e that. Sorry about that.
<v Speaker 1>Can you pull up Dolph Ziggler.
<v Speaker 2>That hasn't happened an either, but it's fine. So last Monday,
<v Speaker 2>Sean went to Sweet Chin Music Nikki, which is Dolf Zigular.
<v Speaker 2>But he hits something, but Nicky swings a chair and
<v Speaker 2>breaks his leg and then they of course started to
<v Speaker 2>get that Pecca dog mentality on him, and then they
<v Speaker 2>go after his leg and hit a bunch of moves
<v Speaker 2>and then Kenny does his leg drop onto a chair
<v Speaker 2>on Sean's knee to pilmanize him.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta give it to him here the leg drop.
<v Speaker 1>Look fantastic, dude.
<v Speaker 2>They are having Spirit Squad kick everyone's ass like they
<v Speaker 2>it just it just is so insane, Like this is
<v Speaker 2>the most ridiculous group of all time. This also is
<v Speaker 2>a very short period of time, so short that most
<v Speaker 2>of these guys like don't even make it to the
<v Speaker 2>video game and everyone may to the video game.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good shout. I didn't even think.
<v Speaker 2>Of that, dude yet, none of them the Spirits, But
<v Speaker 2>like that's like kd Kenny Dykster, He's already that Spirit
<v Speaker 2>Squad's done.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess you're right.
<v Speaker 2>So Vince says, you know, this is probably rude, but
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to have a war with Shawn Michaels because
<v Speaker 2>he's probably watching a night. So the crowd starts channing asshole,
<v Speaker 2>and Vince is looking at the camera and he says, Sean,
<v Speaker 2>you hear that.
<v Speaker 1>You know what they're calling you?
<v Speaker 2>That was fucking hilarious. He says, I know you're hurt
<v Speaker 2>and you have to go under the knife, so to speak. Oh, oh,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, Sean shoot hurt here he's shoot getting
<v Speaker 2>surgery like this is not an angle.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kenny Dykster really fucked him up.
<v Speaker 2>I think the boys fucking gave it to him. He says,
<v Speaker 2>I know you're hurting. You have to go in to
<v Speaker 2>the knife, so to speak. But even though you won't
<v Speaker 2>be back in action, I want you to know there's
<v Speaker 2>a place here in w B for you. You can
<v Speaker 2>set up the ring or be a timekeeper, maybe a
<v Speaker 2>ring announcer, all these shitty shitty jobs that nobody wants
<v Speaker 2>to do. You can do these.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone around the ring looking at him, so like, could.
<v Speaker 2>I get Shawn Michael's money? Then, like you gotta fucking
<v Speaker 2>just replace me here?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck no, okay, I mean no.
<v Speaker 2>Vince says, as good as I felt about all that,
<v Speaker 2>there's been an emptiness in my heart. I review the
<v Speaker 2>footage what was supposed to happen to Shaan Michaels, and
<v Speaker 2>let's look at that just fucking recap of mania. Is
<v Speaker 2>you think nobody's would watch him?
<v Speaker 1>I think this shit is funny as ship. Dude, Like
<v Speaker 1>Vince is just staying in the ring in every like
<v Speaker 1>three minutes he goes and let's look at the.
<v Speaker 2>Tron's Family Guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So last Monday, Triple H was supposed to hit Shawn
<v Speaker 2>Michael's sledgehammer again as the Spirit Squad held them, but
<v Speaker 2>Kenny thought he took too long, so he took the
<v Speaker 2>sledgehammer from him, and Triple H was offended by this,
<v Speaker 2>so he spinebusted Kenny and then beat the fuck out
<v Speaker 2>of the Spirit Squad. And while this is being shown
<v Speaker 2>on the drawn, Vince is talking over this, saying, what
<v Speaker 2>the what the hell is going on out there? What's
<v Speaker 2>going on in my ring? What's going on my ring?
<v Speaker 2>That's him anytime he sees the Spirit Squad.
<v Speaker 1>What's that twenty twenty six? Ww? What copyrights strike him?
<v Speaker 2>Vince says, make no mistake about it. Triples will show
<v Speaker 2>his true colors here tonight as he goes one on
<v Speaker 2>one with the twenty year old phenomenal Kenny of the
<v Speaker 2>Spirit Squad. Should I say the Spirit Squad? That's more
<v Speaker 2>like it. I you know, I really don't know what.
<v Speaker 1>This fucking team is called. Dude, I love that. Yeah. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Triple H will have his hands full with twenty year
<v Speaker 1>old Kenny of the Spirit Squad. The Spirit Squad over there.
<v Speaker 1>It is there. It is, that's more like it. Right.
<v Speaker 2>Then he says he's supposed to announce. Okay, he says,
<v Speaker 2>I'm supposed to announce. So I'm told a new general
<v Speaker 2>manager who told you?
<v Speaker 1>Whoever wrote this show? Now I don't get it all right,
<v Speaker 1>Brian Gerwitz, Yeah, yeah, I don't give a shit.
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I looked at the candidates and they all suck.
<v Speaker 2>So Johnathan Coachman here at the GM. Congratulations, hard breaking.
<v Speaker 1>Everybody watching me. The world is watching me.
<v Speaker 2>So Coach comes out here. He's the new executive assistant
<v Speaker 2>to Vincemook Band, so not officially the GM, I don't,
<v Speaker 2>but eventually he does become the GM, because we fucking
<v Speaker 2>watch that too. Coach says he's happy to fucking do this,
<v Speaker 2>of course, and the following matches will be commencing here
<v Speaker 2>live on Raw. First of all, John Cena will be
<v Speaker 2>in action, which the crowd's fifty fifty on. Also, he's
<v Speaker 2>the champ. We got a mystery match for John Ceda
<v Speaker 2>here of course, love those.
<v Speaker 1>I mean we had no matches book period here for
<v Speaker 1>the show started. I mean, other than Triple Ah taking
<v Speaker 1>on Kenny Dykstra. This was a clean slate of a card.
<v Speaker 2>Well, when you have Triplet's Kenny Dykstra, why do you
<v Speaker 2>need anything else?
<v Speaker 3>Uh?
<v Speaker 2>He says that, you know, we know that John Cena's
<v Speaker 2>scheduled to defend the title against arbdy at one Night's Standard,
<v Speaker 2>But in four weeks raw a pay per of you guys,
<v Speaker 2>it's vengeance. So we got to have a number one
<v Speaker 2>contenders match between two former w champions edgend big show. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>crowds seem kind of okay with that. I was, I
<v Speaker 2>was okay with that. I'll take that. And uh, finally
<v Speaker 2>there will be a championship defended. Shelton Benjamin will put
<v Speaker 2>the Intercom title on the line against Kin No, no,
<v Speaker 2>did he just say what he did to my sign?
<v Speaker 2>Oh and one more thing, mister mcmanna, thank you for
<v Speaker 2>this incredible opportunity. And then says coach coach Jonathan, Ah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you know you are. I don't really want to be here. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>Centri lights to my office please, and let's have that
<v Speaker 2>fucking uh shellon Benjamin match. Let's get this shit going
<v Speaker 2>on here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So Caine's pyro goes off here and we are
<v Speaker 1>going into our first match. This is kind of rare
<v Speaker 1>that the first thing on the episode is what we
<v Speaker 1>watched the episode four.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was kind of surprised. I definitely thought this
<v Speaker 2>was gonna be a later deal. But we we get
<v Speaker 2>right into it, and of course or Kane Jr. Says Caine,
<v Speaker 2>the star of the movie, she no Evil has a
<v Speaker 2>chance to leave the Tacoma Dome as she and conall champion.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I don't know it must've because this
<v Speaker 2>is like kind of around the anniversary, and of course,
<v Speaker 2>so people have been posting about it. But Cain went
<v Speaker 2>to the like the fucking red car butt or you know,
<v Speaker 2>the first showing of this as Kane, like he was
<v Speaker 2>in gear.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was in gear, no shirt. I don't understand
<v Speaker 1>why he's not fucking Kine in the movie.
<v Speaker 2>No, and he's he's super not Kane when he's doing
<v Speaker 2>these interviews. He's not like immediately freaking out about May nineteenth,
<v Speaker 2>like in the middle.
<v Speaker 1>Of this whole era of Cain. I don't understand any
<v Speaker 1>of it.
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't either. They are super lost.
<v Speaker 1>Here, Yeah, go ahead and shot Shane McMahon's balls for me,
<v Speaker 1>big man.
<v Speaker 2>Can do and will.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's Kane with his shirt off and the pants
<v Speaker 1>and the hair cut across the top. Oh hey man, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>not a great time in the movie. You know, we
<v Speaker 1>had a great director, what can I say? A bunch
<v Speaker 1>of great co workers.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, how can we dress like this?
<v Speaker 1>This is my work attire?
<v Speaker 2>Okay?
<v Speaker 1>You know I was in this movie. You want to
<v Speaker 1>talk about the movie?
<v Speaker 2>That was an absolutely fucking not all right, Well that's great.
<v Speaker 2>I got paid to be here. I don't know about UK,
<v Speaker 2>but I got paid to be here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, I got the outfit on some they
<v Speaker 1>get paid.
<v Speaker 2>You want a picture or not?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's some boy.
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to tell you. All right, then move on.
<v Speaker 4>Can I talk to somebody else?
<v Speaker 2>I got?
<v Speaker 1>I got you here for a few more minutes?
<v Speaker 2>Thick Man got you for three minutes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So we have an Interconinal Championship match to kick
<v Speaker 1>off the show here. For some reason, I wrote down
<v Speaker 1>Kane versus RVD. I think because in my head RVD
<v Speaker 1>was the Intercondment Champion because last week on the show
<v Speaker 1>he was the inter Contil Champion, and I think that
<v Speaker 1>he beat Shelton for it.
<v Speaker 2>He did. He beat shtting at the pay per view
<v Speaker 2>we saw that roll a few weeks later he has
<v Speaker 2>lost that title already.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that's our opening match for the evening. I
<v Speaker 1>will say I do love Shelton Benjamin with the icy title.
<v Speaker 1>It looks good on him, It.
<v Speaker 2>Does look at him. And of course height no Stop Beat.
<v Speaker 1>That shit is a great theme song. Yeah, it really is.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking fantastic, man. I love that theme. Yeah, and I
<v Speaker 2>like Shelton is fucking awesome here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he really is. I think he got a pretty
<v Speaker 1>good deal out of Kane here for a match that
<v Speaker 1>seemingly meant nothing because the only thing that mattered was
<v Speaker 1>the postmatch. I still think they had a fun little sprint.
<v Speaker 2>I actually was like super surprised, like how good this was? I,
<v Speaker 2>you know, not Shelton's fault. I just didn't think Kane
<v Speaker 2>was gonna give him shitty here because I knew what
<v Speaker 2>angle was coming.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Shelton comes down to the ring here, he immediately
<v Speaker 1>gets up cut by Cain. Caine shit CANSLM and we
<v Speaker 1>go to commercial. So Shelton hits a kick on Kane here,
<v Speaker 1>but Caine sits up and starts his comeback. Yes, we
<v Speaker 1>got the big baby face Kane run for his movie
<v Speaker 1>see No Evil.
<v Speaker 2>So we mentioned this at the top, but I want
<v Speaker 2>to catch everybody up entirely, so May nineteenth is passed.
<v Speaker 2>It happened on fucking SmackDown the May nineteenth thing where
<v Speaker 2>we talked about in the last one, but JBL had
<v Speaker 2>Kane face Raymisterio and Kane beat Raymisterio on May nineteenth.
<v Speaker 2>And then last week on Raw, Cain revealed that May
<v Speaker 2>nineteenth was the date that his family was killed in
<v Speaker 2>a fire. But now he can no longer block on
<v Speaker 2>all that pain, and now he has a movie out
<v Speaker 2>where he kills a lot of people, and he gets
<v Speaker 2>to let out some anger tonight on that raw and
<v Speaker 2>he beats Trevor Murdoch with a bunch of choke slams
<v Speaker 2>in under a minute, and then fire comes out of
<v Speaker 2>the ring posts and Caine's mass shows up on screen,
<v Speaker 2>and then it starts talking about May nineteenth and says
<v Speaker 2>it May nineteenth will never be over. So that was
<v Speaker 2>what happened.
<v Speaker 1>Like so Kin loads up that goozle, but Shelton arm
<v Speaker 1>drags out of it into a bridge using the ropes.
<v Speaker 1>But it's only a two.
<v Speaker 2>That was dope. Actually he had a few counters here
<v Speaker 2>that actually made Shelton look fucking sick.
<v Speaker 1>Cain gets Shelting up for an Oklahoma stampede, but Shelton
<v Speaker 1>reverses it into a DDT.
<v Speaker 2>He was going for the Tombstone. Watch the damn product,
<v Speaker 2>will you?
<v Speaker 1>At one point this motherfucker had to do an Oklahoma stampede.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's probably right, he aint, you know what,
<v Speaker 2>No knowing the Kane that I know that, but watching
<v Speaker 2>what he probably was just going for the Oklahoma stamp feed,
<v Speaker 2>not the fucking Tombstone.
<v Speaker 1>Stingers splashing the corner won too many times from Shelton Benjamin,
<v Speaker 1>and Caine catches him. He puts him up, he gets
<v Speaker 1>the goozle locked in and hits the choke slam.
<v Speaker 2>He hits the choke slam, and of course that would
<v Speaker 2>be all she wrote. But sadly, Caine has some problems
<v Speaker 2>in his life, which show up in the form of
<v Speaker 2>a floating talking mask on the tron.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the lights go out here, the red lights come on,
<v Speaker 1>flashing and Caine's mask comes on the.
<v Speaker 2>Screen like it's almost like the lips move on it
<v Speaker 2>like in the video games. It's pretty crazy. It says,
<v Speaker 2>this will not be over. That's all the Kane voice.
<v Speaker 2>I got, okay, that's like, that's what you.
<v Speaker 1>On the screen and the music just going off and
<v Speaker 1>the mouth is moving on the mask. My name so
<v Speaker 1>freaking out.
<v Speaker 2>I talk, I can talk, my name. Kane is in
<v Speaker 2>the ring, he's confused. The light's all red and I
<v Speaker 2>fucking seriously king og Kinge music starts playing and it's
<v Speaker 2>one of the we've talked about a couple of times,
<v Speaker 2>but it's one of the rare Jerry Lawler moments where
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't have the voice and so kine o G
<v Speaker 2>music starts playing and Lawler goes what he does.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, who is that?
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's Kane with the big ass hair
<v Speaker 2>dude outwalks Caane old attire with the mask hair is
<v Speaker 2>going nuts. I mean, you know, anytime you think of Kane,
<v Speaker 2>you think of the big poofy humidity hair dude.
<v Speaker 1>There's a funny ass shot as Caine comes down the
<v Speaker 1>ramp here he gets on the apron, he looks at
<v Speaker 1>Kane in the ring. He's about to step over the ropes.
<v Speaker 1>But I got this shot where I paused the show
<v Speaker 1>because I was laughing, and he had his hands on
<v Speaker 1>the top road staring at Kane, and they have his
<v Speaker 1>full frontal shot of Mask Cane. He looks so fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Do you have it? Oh?
<v Speaker 1>I do have it here. I totally forgot that even
<v Speaker 1>took a picture of the ship. He's just standing there
<v Speaker 1>when this guy looks so sicky. This looks so silly.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fuck, Mask Cane comes down. Here, he gets in
<v Speaker 1>the ring. He stared down the Cane. Here he reaches
<v Speaker 1>into his pocket. His new out has pockets. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>the stadium, the stadium goes silent the next he knows
<v Speaker 1>what's coming, normal knows what's coming.
<v Speaker 2>He's holding his head.
<v Speaker 1>He's doing it.
<v Speaker 2>Mister Anderson styles.
<v Speaker 1>August swung. Mister Anderson. Kane pulls something out of his pocket.
<v Speaker 1>He raises it into the air. The stadium rrupts. I
<v Speaker 1>mean like the reaction to this is nuclear. Jr. Is
<v Speaker 1>screaming on God, he's gotten the Delsh He's going to talk.
<v Speaker 1>Kane's freaking out out.
<v Speaker 2>Speak that ship Cane. What's on your mind? It's memorial
<v Speaker 2>speak your mind.
<v Speaker 1>He's holding this device. Mass k lowers the device to
<v Speaker 1>his neck. Miner the stadium rather hard. I'm dying. All
<v Speaker 1>the wrestlers are on the stage, clapping.
<v Speaker 5>Everybody for the backs up from the back. Yes, the spirits,
<v Speaker 5>the spirits rubbing his ass down the rap he counts
<v Speaker 5>out celebration.
<v Speaker 1>He's running down, slips under the room backstage, big show,
<v Speaker 1>just kurnating off the back and the boogeyman's eating the
<v Speaker 1>mole on Jillian Dawson. This is one of the craziest.
<v Speaker 3>Kate is standing mask and is standing in the ring
<v Speaker 3>and now he's just holding up the device and people
<v Speaker 3>aren't crying.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fucking ship Kate's.
<v Speaker 2>He's holding the line on his head.
<v Speaker 1>This and man who was clapping at the top of
<v Speaker 1>the stage says, all right, everybody, look at the tron,
<v Speaker 1>shaming man giving his balls a lexecuted, thank everybody a
<v Speaker 1>good night tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Wow w we peaked.
<v Speaker 1>Congratulations, fantastic storyline.
<v Speaker 2>One more kandakle for employ them. So fake Kane gets
<v Speaker 2>in the ring. He's fixing his glove ship as big
<v Speaker 2>as hell. He climbs on the apron. They have a
<v Speaker 2>stare down just what it can. Of course, is shocked.
<v Speaker 2>He can't believe that this guy looks more of a
<v Speaker 2>smack dance than he does. It's actually super impressive.
<v Speaker 1>I mean the way Cane reacts, it's like he knew
<v Speaker 1>this was a thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, like he that's me, Like.
<v Speaker 6>Oh damn it, I knew I would come.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I knew this would happened eventually. I just
<v Speaker 1>didn't know what happened on the week of my movie.
<v Speaker 2>Release escaped this. Holy shit, this happened to my brother.
<v Speaker 2>I guess I didn't think it happened to me. That sucks. Damn.
<v Speaker 2>There's a timeline where there's fake Undertaker and Fake Cane
<v Speaker 2>against real Kate and Undertaker. Fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised it wasn't this one.
<v Speaker 2>They almost got close when Chuck Blombo came around. So
<v Speaker 2>Fake Kane does the cane head tilt both sides, by
<v Speaker 2>the way, I've never seen that. He goes both sides.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Caine's in disbelief, he can't believe it.
<v Speaker 2>Then Caine is begging off and Fake Cane gouzles him,
<v Speaker 2>and Fake Kane choke slams Cane and almost blows his
<v Speaker 2>own knees out doing.
<v Speaker 1>So, inadvertently does the show stopper.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're right, he does, And then Fake Kane does
<v Speaker 2>the cane pyro and his hair almost falls off.
<v Speaker 3>He does he does the cane piro, he does the
<v Speaker 3>cane hair flip, and the hair fucks up.
<v Speaker 2>He always lost his whole head.
<v Speaker 1>Gosh, now you can correct me if I'm wrong. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I have to go back and look at it. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>but I swear to God when Cain and Kine were
<v Speaker 1>staring down that real Caine said, choke me. Now Kane
<v Speaker 1>rapped him for the choke. I swear he did. He
<v Speaker 1>was doing like the head turns or whatever, and like
<v Speaker 1>on the second one he said, choke me.
<v Speaker 2>You stop that ship man, Fuck you fucking don't fucking
<v Speaker 2>love do you know what? You might be fucking right.
<v Speaker 2>I think he did do that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that ship had me dying. I wasn't sure if
<v Speaker 1>it was, if that's what it was or not. It
<v Speaker 1>could not have been just thought he as hell, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's a very good chance. I there's a
<v Speaker 2>perfect world, dude, where all that happened and he fucking
<v Speaker 2>does the pirro thing and he does the hair flip
<v Speaker 2>and the mask and the hair both fall off and
<v Speaker 2>he's just standing there. But even better as if he's
<v Speaker 2>standing there and it's legit that how he looks his
<v Speaker 2>fastus so it is the fucked up hair. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>he is king. Holy fuck, it's really.
<v Speaker 1>He's got the hair.
<v Speaker 2>Because I mean Kane when he first took off the mask,
<v Speaker 2>was the fucking fust's hair.
<v Speaker 1>What I really think should have happened is Mass Cane
<v Speaker 1>choke slams them, does the hair flip, ship funks up.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone in the arena is crying. I mean, what a
<v Speaker 1>beautiful moment. And then I think Chris Master should have
<v Speaker 1>came out here and challenged the Master. Yes, yes, holy fuck.
<v Speaker 1>That's the only thing I could think during this fucking
<v Speaker 1>segment was what if Mass Kane did the Master Worm challenge?
<v Speaker 2>Like they end this angle and Fake Kane is just
<v Speaker 2>like a part of the roster normally. So like he
<v Speaker 2>now he's wrestling Carlito, He's taking part of the Master
<v Speaker 2>like challenge. The Spirits Squad do either finished to him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's doing everyone else is doing. You wrestles Carlito,
<v Speaker 1>he does the Master Lot challenge. Then Triple H buries
<v Speaker 1>the funk out of him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a SmackDown Canaan, there's a rack Cane. This
<v Speaker 2>is a normal part of the show.
<v Speaker 1>Now that's a universe. I would like to have been it.
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have been watching either way, but I think
<v Speaker 1>that's a univers I would have rather been in.
<v Speaker 2>That would have been great. Looking at this, fucking Kane
<v Speaker 2>is unreal. Man like this had no chance. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if it had a chance even if he didn't
<v Speaker 2>have the hair, but with the hair to fucked up
<v Speaker 2>joke slam and all this like there, this was not
<v Speaker 2>gonna fucking work ever, But uh yeah, So fucking fake
<v Speaker 2>Cane leaves up the ramp just looking fucking insane with
<v Speaker 2>the lights. It's so fucking funny. And then if fake
<v Speaker 2>Kane stops at the top of the ramp and he
<v Speaker 2>looks behind him, Caine is dead in the ring and
<v Speaker 2>commentary has nothing to say. Kane should have turned around
<v Speaker 2>a top of the ramp and went back down to
<v Speaker 2>the ring and started kicking his s some more.
<v Speaker 1>Well.
<v Speaker 2>E c W.
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<v Speaker 1>We come back to the arena here, Jim Ross and
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Lawler go over what just happened to Kane Before
<v Speaker 1>we head backstage.
<v Speaker 2>They're showing Jr. He's like rubbing his hands together like
<v Speaker 2>he's fucking just doesn't know. This is the first time
<v Speaker 2>in my life, Kang that I can't do the job.
<v Speaker 1>I just can't do it. It's just a rip. You
<v Speaker 1>brought me back for this.
<v Speaker 2>I have no idea quite frankly, what we have just seen.
<v Speaker 2>No idea.
<v Speaker 1>Well, backstage, Jonathan Coachman is here with Carlito in the
<v Speaker 1>apple shirt and he asks him have you seen Triple H?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Coach says, yeah, you don't know where Triple
<v Speaker 2>H is. Carlitos throwing an apple around for the last time.
<v Speaker 2>I have not seen him. I don't know where he is.
<v Speaker 1>He leaves, Okay, uh, thanks, So Coach says.
<v Speaker 2>All right, and he looks around and he says, hey, Alejandro,
<v Speaker 2>which is his middle name. I don't know if that
<v Speaker 2>was my purpose or not. Already fucked it up, but
<v Speaker 2>that was very funny to me. Hey, alansro, Hey, have
<v Speaker 2>you seen Triple H? Vince? Vince wants him in his office,
<v Speaker 2>promto you won't believe what Armando Estrada has to say.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I love this. He asks Armando where Triple H is,
<v Speaker 1>and Armando just starts talking.
<v Speaker 2>He says, actually, have we go ha ha, I haven't
<v Speaker 2>seen Triple H. But there's something you should know about
<v Speaker 2>your new position to the couple, and Coach says, what's that?
<v Speaker 2>And Carmando just completely ignores his own question. And says
<v Speaker 2>my name, hey man, this is over.
<v Speaker 1>You have to give me a minute.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I gotta get my shit in. My name is
<v Speaker 2>an Armando Aleandro Israda. And if mister McMahon needs anything, haha,
<v Speaker 2>I am the homebreak to ask aha. Coach says, all right, dude, Oh,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why did just fucking tell me that?
<v Speaker 1>Then go this whole ship.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm sorry, ha ha.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Armando is such a good character.
<v Speaker 2>I love this fucking guy, man like goddamn yeah. So
<v Speaker 2>coach says, all right, man, I'll keep that in mind,
<v Speaker 2>but I I need to go find triple h all right,
<v Speaker 2>you go and do that to me. Go take it easy, Hahahas. Never,
<v Speaker 2>never in a million, billion trillion years could I have
<v Speaker 2>told you what I was about to see unfold before
<v Speaker 2>my eyes next. You could have given me a million
<v Speaker 2>shot like tries at this and I would have not
<v Speaker 2>guessed what I was about to fucking see with my eyes.
<v Speaker 2>So Armando's there, and all of a sudden, he's getting
<v Speaker 2>pushed up against the wall and I said, whoa, who
<v Speaker 2>just fucking gripped on my man? And it pans out.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, oh my godness. The world's largest love machine.
<v Speaker 1>It's yes, dude, he's in the outfit.
<v Speaker 2>He's in an outfit, and he's got Armando lined up.
<v Speaker 2>He's pressed against his back. He's about to give him
<v Speaker 2>vertical visagra, never seen before on television. He's fucking got
<v Speaker 2>him gripped up, and Viscera has talking lines. He says,
<v Speaker 2>last week you had your boy ooh, maga, get into
<v Speaker 2>my business. Big mistake, as Strada, because tonight I seek revenge,
<v Speaker 2>full goldfit Viscera making real threats as he threatens to visagra.
<v Speaker 2>Armando shot against the wall.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, this is his ring attire.
<v Speaker 2>That's you're also a great point. I guess he was
<v Speaker 2>ready to work. You're right, yeah, Armando, I mean Viscera
<v Speaker 2>leaves and Armando, I mean he has just an unbelievable
<v Speaker 2>look on his face. This guy had It was a
<v Speaker 2>great promo. His expressions were great. He has three to
<v Speaker 2>four cigars on him at all times, like, look at
<v Speaker 2>my man here, he's devious. Yeah, how is that hat
<v Speaker 2>on his head?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? He did a great job with this stuff.
<v Speaker 2>He is fantastic. H huh, we got it.
<v Speaker 1>Backstage, Vince McMahon is here and Triple H walks up. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>so I guess that's where he's at.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he didn't have to. I know it wasn't really hard.
<v Speaker 2>We don't find out who told Game the iggy, so
<v Speaker 2>uh yeah. Triple A says we got heat, and Vince says,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know Dewey and Triple A says, oh, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Making sure you're not angry. You know you made Edge
<v Speaker 2>a big show number contender match. Vince says, shit's hot,
<v Speaker 2>ain't He says, I think with Shane was an accident,
<v Speaker 2>and last week I was doing which asked until Kenny
<v Speaker 2>got involved. I took care of Kenny, and I took
<v Speaker 2>care of the rest of the cheerliers and had you know,
<v Speaker 2>if I had to, by the way, I would do
<v Speaker 2>it again. Vince says, all right, uh, well how about this.
<v Speaker 2>You didn't ask for any changes here. But instead of
<v Speaker 2>you and Kenny one on one, why don't hit take
<v Speaker 2>them all out? How about you and Kenny at each corner.
<v Speaker 2>There's a spirit squad. Remember, Okay, that's a fucking I
<v Speaker 2>didn't want. I didn't want that, but well, you're gonna
<v Speaker 2>make this like a lumberjack match. Vince says, it's gonna
<v Speaker 2>be a spirit Jack match, and Triple A says, oh fuck,
<v Speaker 2>that's fabulous.
<v Speaker 1>Blaite says, we're just not even trying. We're just not
<v Speaker 1>even trying. This is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm gonna destroy Kenny and this is a good yeah,
<v Speaker 2>And Triple A is as you were saying. He says,
<v Speaker 2>I'll have this. Rest of the spirit jack Offs decided
<v Speaker 2>they haha, decided they want to get involved. Then he
<v Speaker 2>pulls a sledgehammer out of his ass. Where the fuck
<v Speaker 2>did this thing come from?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, even later on in the evening, he pulls
<v Speaker 1>a sledgehammer out of nowhere.
<v Speaker 2>He just continuously is doing this, just pulling it out
<v Speaker 2>of complete thin air. And he says, maybe I'll just
<v Speaker 2>bring a friend with me, which is of course the sledgehammer.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have Viscera versus Umaga.
<v Speaker 2>I was hoping we would the world's largest love machine Viscera.
<v Speaker 1>Woo dude, I love that theme song just says his name.
<v Speaker 2>That's I mean, that's the calling for a fucking over guy.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Visser tried to propose to Lily and Garcia, but
<v Speaker 1>Umaga interrupted it, which is what he was talking about earlier.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, right, he kicked his ass. H. I also loved
<v Speaker 2>during Visra's entrance he does the razor walk, which is
<v Speaker 2>fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I do like that. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Lilian's got that twinkle in her eye because last
<v Speaker 2>week Ves got down one knee and in Las Vegas,
<v Speaker 2>we don't even really get the whole, like, we don't
<v Speaker 2>get a lot more. I guess that was just the angle.
<v Speaker 2>But Jared has not even done talking before Umaga is
<v Speaker 2>charging down the ramp to attack Viscera as hard as possible.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Umaga runs down, he attacks Viscera from behind. It
<v Speaker 1>hits a flat liner on the ramp.
<v Speaker 2>That was fucking gnarley made a great sound because I
<v Speaker 2>mean they're huge, man, I gotta say I uh, I
<v Speaker 2>actually really just wanted to see a singles with these guys,
<v Speaker 2>like I wanted to see what they could do.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, he just beats the fuck out of Viscera.
<v Speaker 2>Here, dude, he hits them with fucking everything. He hits
<v Speaker 2>a throat, throws them, and Viscera spits a mile high
<v Speaker 2>into the sky.
<v Speaker 7>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And then Umaga sends him in the ring. He's kicking
<v Speaker 2>him in his ass literally repeatedly.
<v Speaker 1>Lily on and then the here holy shit, Lily and
<v Speaker 1>Garcia is looking on with concern, of course, because I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I guess he can only propose on TV. So the
<v Speaker 1>week that we had they just didn't do it again.
<v Speaker 2>They've had no contact otherwise, they can only contact each
<v Speaker 2>other on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Umaga climbs to the top rope, the bell rings,
<v Speaker 1>he hits the splash, Armando breaks the cigar, Umaga hits
<v Speaker 1>the spike, and Viscer gives it a knockout. Cell did
<v Speaker 1>not expect that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they recap the finish and Numaga kicking his ass
<v Speaker 2>and then Omaga just screams for a minute straight into
<v Speaker 2>every direction of the crowd.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Tory Wilson, Beth Phoenix and Tris Stratus are on
<v Speaker 1>the way to the ring here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were talking. Beth and Tory were talking in
<v Speaker 2>the hallway and then Tris walked up and now they're
<v Speaker 2>all happy. Now we're going to a match, of course,
<v Speaker 2>which is Tory Wilson and Beth Phoenix with Trish who
<v Speaker 2>was still injured, versus Victoria and Handess Michelle with Women's
<v Speaker 2>champion Mickey James w W E.
<v Speaker 1>Raw is brought to you by both Lex Cooper Tires
<v Speaker 1>and skittles.
<v Speaker 2>Damn they didn't let fucking JR. Do the Skittles thing like,
<v Speaker 2>that's that's fucked up, man, that is that actually broke
<v Speaker 2>my heart. And then after the Skittles read, Jara says,
<v Speaker 2>this is fucking the funniest shit. Jared says, you know, King,
<v Speaker 2>I think I'd rather have red anch in my fruit
<v Speaker 2>of the looms than go on a long car trip
<v Speaker 2>with Mickey James. Really, you'd have to have red ants
<v Speaker 2>in his underwears then go on a long car trip
<v Speaker 2>with Mickey James.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, we have the tag team match here? Sure. Beth
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix to me by the way, I saw her come
<v Speaker 1>out here and it kind of struck me a little
<v Speaker 1>weird to me, she's always a late twenty early twenty
<v Speaker 1>ten wrestled me too. I had her here. I was
<v Speaker 1>kind of a bit shocked, honestly.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, oh fuck, I didn't know we
<v Speaker 2>were already here. Not only that, I think this might
<v Speaker 2>be her first match on TV.
<v Speaker 1>Oh really?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, like I think she debuted like a week
<v Speaker 2>or two ago. Obviously it wasn't the one we last watched,
<v Speaker 2>but somewhere in between there with the Mickey James deal
<v Speaker 2>where they have history that we are uncertain about. And
<v Speaker 2>then yeah, this is her first match on TV. Here
<v Speaker 2>they have OVW heat that's been going around, that has
<v Speaker 2>been going around.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Victoria and Beth Phoenix start off with a
<v Speaker 1>strike exchange, which you don't see very often. Some great
<v Speaker 1>shots here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were actually fucking were going for it too,
<v Speaker 2>which you know, I'm not surprised, but it's it's good
<v Speaker 2>to see.
<v Speaker 1>Tory Wilson does a splash in the corner and she
<v Speaker 1>does the fucking look back.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, dude, dude, you mentioned it the last time.
<v Speaker 2>I bet somebody in the back said, you gotta do
<v Speaker 2>the look back.
<v Speaker 1>You just gotta do it.
<v Speaker 2>The look it's a part of the whole deal. She
<v Speaker 2>wasn't like, it's still in the works right, Like she
<v Speaker 2>still needs to kind of reel it in. There's something
<v Speaker 2>to dial in here. But she at least did it
<v Speaker 2>and raised the roof and it got a big pop.
<v Speaker 1>Tory Wilson then does the stink face to Victoria. Candace
<v Speaker 1>Michelle then comes in and she does the fucking Vader bomb.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit. Oh yeah, you like that shit Vader? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I like that, you like Vader I like you. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Vader bomb. That was sick as fuck. And then she
<v Speaker 2>does the go Daddy taunt and it's an alba. She's
<v Speaker 2>got moves dide.
<v Speaker 1>She hit that elbow right on Tory's throat.
<v Speaker 2>That was fucking gnarly.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, super brutal. Victoria tags in. She cuts herself off
<v Speaker 1>with a flipping leg drop that misses.
<v Speaker 2>That had to hurt, like shit.
<v Speaker 1>She would do that a lot too.
<v Speaker 2>I know that once her cutoff, wasn't.
<v Speaker 1>It mm hmm Yeah, Beth and Candace come in. Beth
<v Speaker 1>hits a gut wrench suplex here she kicks Victoria and
<v Speaker 1>she falls out of the ring into Mickey James.
<v Speaker 2>I actually like that. I don't know how many times
<v Speaker 2>I've seen that kind of variation of like cutting off
<v Speaker 2>the manager from getting involved so we can go to
<v Speaker 2>the finish and the partner too. Yeah, and then best finished,
<v Speaker 2>which we all know is the Falcon Arrow.
<v Speaker 1>She had the Falcon Arrow, the Mitchen ocre driver.
<v Speaker 2>It was Falcon Arrow.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I guess that makes sense with it being her
<v Speaker 1>first match. I guess you wouldn't have all that shit
<v Speaker 1>dout in ye.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right. Probably it's probably obw finish, which got her heat.
<v Speaker 1>Trist Stratus music hits after that. By the way, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>I guess you haven't figured out music for Beth yet.
<v Speaker 2>So she gets the friend theme, which is just who's
<v Speaker 2>more over? All right? Use that song?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought they had a lot of correct pieces here,
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, though it was a pretty all right.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't fucking mind this at all. Especially I thought
<v Speaker 2>Beth looked super impressive, which goes to show she goes
<v Speaker 2>on to have a goddamn great career.
<v Speaker 1>It shows Triple H versus Kenny, and now they have
<v Speaker 1>a logo for the Spirit Jack Match, and don't.
<v Speaker 2>Forget, hey, hey, hey, don't forget Triple H's gonna try
<v Speaker 2>to kill Kenny.
<v Speaker 1>We have a screen for John Cena versus a mystery opponent,
<v Speaker 1>someone that Sena has never wrestled before.
<v Speaker 2>It was definitely gonna be the Master Lock Challenge, and
<v Speaker 2>they had to fucking x nay some stuff.
<v Speaker 1>They had the Master Lock Challenge playing for twice on
<v Speaker 1>this evening.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if it works, it works, why not keep
<v Speaker 2>going for it?
<v Speaker 1>Right, nobody's gonna get out of that, god damn. And
<v Speaker 1>now we have the Jerry Lawler town Hall.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Lawler stands up a commentary. He's on the mic.
<v Speaker 2>He's in a crazy ass, fucking New Japan Lion Mark shirt.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what this fucking thing is. It's nuts looking,
<v Speaker 2>and Lawler says, shoot me.
<v Speaker 7>Hon E number one Sport Center, so ruly in Blue forever.
<v Speaker 2>Karen, what the fuck? Lolla says, I mean, we've we've
<v Speaker 2>seen enough of Paul Haven and Saboo Oh speak for
<v Speaker 2>yourself showing on on now. I love Shaboo, Taz Taz.
<v Speaker 2>He used to be tough, he was to he went
<v Speaker 2>suplex machine, but have you seen him lately?
<v Speaker 1>He's a bitch? What I mean we booked him like that.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it was kind of bullshit. It's all right, Kang, he's.
<v Speaker 2>A joke crack at King Lord wannabe. You don't see
<v Speaker 2>me crawling around on my hands and knees with an
<v Speaker 2>orange towel on my head.
<v Speaker 1>No, you got your stupid crown.
<v Speaker 2>Lalla says, that's all he said. He is a bunch
<v Speaker 2>of wannabes who needs ECW And then Rbby's music hits
<v Speaker 2>and he comes out, and of course he's in a
<v Speaker 2>one night stand T shirt with the money in the
<v Speaker 2>bank briefcase and h RBDY comes over and he stares
<v Speaker 2>down Lawler, and Lawer sits down and he joins commentary.
<v Speaker 2>Then for the next ten minutes, RVD and fucking Jerry
<v Speaker 2>Lawler just argue over a match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, RVD is sticking up for e c W and
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Lawler is not.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, RBDY is super sticking up for He said, hey,
<v Speaker 2>I heard you talking shit.
<v Speaker 1>You say somethingbout.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I did. He sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, dude, you suck a lot. You suck. You would
<v Speaker 1>never cut in e c W. Man, you suck. I
<v Speaker 1>was there and you sucked.
<v Speaker 2>That's the ju.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was just all mad. Dude, you were bad.
<v Speaker 1>It was bad. E c W sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Lawler says, I don't understand why you even want
<v Speaker 2>to be associal with EASV anymore. You're in the big time.
<v Speaker 2>They're going fucking back and forth here, and JR says,
<v Speaker 2>wait a second, here, Well, you know, John Cena is
<v Speaker 2>up next, and there's music playing, and it's fucking it's
<v Speaker 2>Johnny Nitro's music is here. It's Aminem Musico. Dude, JR says,
<v Speaker 2>wait a second, Oh my god, Kang, look at this.
<v Speaker 2>Can you believe who's here? At first, I was like,
<v Speaker 2>am I fucking going nuts? I thought it was a
<v Speaker 2>joke at first, like maybe he was like, oh like
<v Speaker 2>ha ha like Johnny Nitro. But no, like they sold
<v Speaker 2>this as a huge raw acquisition that Johnny Nitro was
<v Speaker 2>now on Raw because he just got fired from SmackDown. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I was confused by it too. I thought it was
<v Speaker 1>a rib.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a lot. I was like, okay, uh
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, so Johnny Nitro and he and just got
<v Speaker 2>fired on SmackDown, which leaves Joey Mercury dead to rights
<v Speaker 2>of course.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Molina does the Splits entrance here and Johnny Nitro
<v Speaker 1>gets in front of her ass.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that was the heat brother.
<v Speaker 1>And now we enter the raw zone.
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, play the fucking intro again, ladies, gentlemen.
<v Speaker 1>I was watching they started for the bumper W.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, first time ever. Johnny Nitro versus John Cena.
<v Speaker 1>RVD on commentary says John Cena might be the w
<v Speaker 1>W champion, but he's never been at e c W.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, owned.
<v Speaker 1>Jim Ros says, oh, you know, the Hammerstein sold out.
<v Speaker 1>You got two four hundred and sixty people, and Lalla says,
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure John Cena will be real nervous in front
<v Speaker 1>of that anymore. They fuck you, that's fucked up. What
<v Speaker 1>do you want?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I didn't fucking book the he knows Paul.
<v Speaker 1>So we get the match started. Here. John Cena hits
<v Speaker 1>all his best moves and beats Johnny Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's fucking right, like yeah, Cina kinda he
<v Speaker 2>early on, by the way, very early, he's calling spots
<v Speaker 2>loud for Nitro because you know he's got a g
<v Speaker 2>check him. But then he kind of dials it in
<v Speaker 2>a little.
<v Speaker 7>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Nitro does a couple of his things, you know, he
<v Speaker 2>does the breakdance leg drop, which is of course signature
<v Speaker 2>moving into the games, and so he's gotta have that,
<v Speaker 2>and uh yeah, I mean you can't see me five
<v Speaker 2>knuckles shuffle, he salutes because it's Memorial Day, and he
<v Speaker 2>hits the F you then this STFU and he did
<v Speaker 2>it for the troops.
<v Speaker 1>And RVD says he won't be seeing any of that.
<v Speaker 1>You can't see me grabby the ECW. You know.
<v Speaker 2>He's not putting me in that shit.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, So Jim, listen, you're looking at the future
<v Speaker 1>right here. I'm the whole f the whole bleeping I
<v Speaker 1>can't even say it here. I can't even say my gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well we got some fucking you know sick.
<v Speaker 1>Wait he can he can say fucking wait, I just
<v Speaker 1>said fucking the whole fucking shine gold damn trouble. I'm sorry, Jim,
<v Speaker 1>Holy fuck. Oh my bad Joe, my bad. Ship. There
<v Speaker 1>you go. No wake up, Jim, We're on live TV.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck ship.
<v Speaker 1>We can do all this an easy.
<v Speaker 2>W So Sina celebrates. This is funny. As Sina celebrates
<v Speaker 2>and he like salutes the crowd, and Armity says, well,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not impressed, Jimmy, that's funny as ship, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so r v D actually they stared down. He
<v Speaker 1>goes to the apron, he stares down with John Cena.
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Nitro tries to attack John Cena from behind, but
<v Speaker 1>Sena he grabs him, throws him over the ropes into
<v Speaker 1>RVD and they both crash and burn on the floor.
<v Speaker 2>Rvady dies into the announced table. Uh, and Sina stops
<v Speaker 2>and he looks and he says, shit all right, and
<v Speaker 2>he leaves and then he uh. He gets to the
<v Speaker 2>top of the ramp and of course, because it's cool
<v Speaker 2>as fuck, he's got to spin the title.
<v Speaker 1>I love when RVD spends the title.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Oh my, he does the fucking record scratch on it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't believe RVD beats this dude that.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, how cool is that.
<v Speaker 1>It's the coolest shit ever in a.
<v Speaker 2>Venue that has twenty five hundred people. It's an East
<v Speaker 2>w show. Everyone there just wanted to see that. I
<v Speaker 2>fucking wanted to see that. Like, it was perfect. It
<v Speaker 2>was fucking perfect. And of course, you know it lasts
<v Speaker 2>really no time at all, and then they is taken
<v Speaker 2>off of RVD. But for a split second there, the
<v Speaker 2>coolest shit ever was happening on that show.
<v Speaker 1>So the ww rewind here brought to you by Bowflex.
<v Speaker 1>They of course show us Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer
<v Speaker 1>attacking Edge and mcfah yeah, Edge.
<v Speaker 2>Tells mcfoley, but they're talking to Paul Hayman. He's at
<v Speaker 2>the top of the ramp and Edge says, hey, let's
<v Speaker 2>show this dumb ass what hardcore is all about. And
<v Speaker 2>they go to beat up Hayman, and Hayman says, well,
<v Speaker 2>if you want to do this, now meet your opponents
<v Speaker 2>for one night stand and then fucking Tommy Drumer and
<v Speaker 2>Terry fun COmON start kicking their ass. Just what a
<v Speaker 2>crazy fucking time this show, Like, this show is so weird.
<v Speaker 1>It is weird because Edge and mcfoley are the co
<v Speaker 1>hardcore champions.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, the hell is happening? Well, remember we talked
<v Speaker 2>about they were supposed to have a Razawoir death match,
<v Speaker 2>but that ended up being fully lying and he was
<v Speaker 2>on Edge a side, and he gave him the hardcore
<v Speaker 2>title and they are sharing the hardcore title.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just super weird.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just I mean this well, I will say it
<v Speaker 2>ends up being a great fucking match at One night
<v Speaker 2>Stand and Edge, Yeah, Edge does the pin.
<v Speaker 1>Well, now it's time for the Paul Hayman and McK
<v Speaker 1>foley face off town Hall.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so there's two podiums here and he ciw Podham
<v Speaker 2>in a to be epodium and they're facing each other,
<v Speaker 2>and Hayman and Folly are here. Fully of course has
<v Speaker 2>the hardcore title, and Folly says, thank you, sure was great,
<v Speaker 2>thank you sure was great to see Molina right here
<v Speaker 2>and to come to Washington cheap pop, and Foley says,
<v Speaker 2>we're here to have a little face off and I
<v Speaker 2>want to thank you last week on a row. You
<v Speaker 2>leveled some pretty heavy charges on me. You called me
<v Speaker 2>a prostitute, charges which I plead he should have said
<v Speaker 2>guilty is charged, but he just says guilty right home
<v Speaker 2>run if he said guilty is charged. I mean, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of let's face it, Paul, Everyone in the
<v Speaker 2>WWE does things they don't want to do to get
<v Speaker 2>to the top, you know, Triple Hster, Russell Kenny.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, just look at the whole show.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you're doing it to see some meta
<v Speaker 2>principle take extends, you're in the wrong damn place. The
<v Speaker 2>only difference between E. C. W mcfoley and the current
<v Speaker 2>W B mcfoley that I traded in a low life,
<v Speaker 2>nothing happening pimp like you for a billion dollar pimp
<v Speaker 2>like Fittsmick Mahn. He does the thumbs up again, and
<v Speaker 2>he says, uh, you know he's gonna have to face
<v Speaker 2>Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer and I don't know where
<v Speaker 2>you see you begin to get off claiming that they
<v Speaker 2>are what hardcore is all about, not after what Edge
<v Speaker 2>and I did at WrestleMania and said new standards for
<v Speaker 2>hardcore and I wish you luck with your charming little
<v Speaker 2>band of pot smoking porn addicted jeep second rate mcfully ripoffs.
<v Speaker 2>So was it like which one of the dreamer Terry
<v Speaker 2>Funk guys was the pot smoker and which was the
<v Speaker 2>porn addict?
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I do really miss that locker review described.
<v Speaker 2>Miss go on, Terry, I told you I liked Gregory Dark.
<v Speaker 2>That was a secret Dave traded born, So yeah, he
<v Speaker 2>calls him secondarate mcfoley ripoffs, and Haman says, wow, I
<v Speaker 2>really did. Yeah, like he said, I missed that locker room.
<v Speaker 2>I love the porn in the pot.
<v Speaker 1>And all the Nick Foley ripoffs.
<v Speaker 2>And your your comments would be a lot more biting
<v Speaker 2>than me if they didn't come from a guy who
<v Speaker 2>spent his entire career as a Terry Funk ripoff.
<v Speaker 1>That is classic Paul Hayman O six shoot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean this is you know, this is the
<v Speaker 2>most Paul Hayman he's ever been in in the fucking
<v Speaker 2>East Return era.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he might as well have had the goddamn headset
<v Speaker 1>around his neck.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, right, Yeah, And Folly says, listen, Terry Funk
<v Speaker 2>was the greatest wrestler I ever saw, and Tommy Drummers
<v Speaker 2>as tough as anyone ever been in a ring with.
<v Speaker 2>But you know they didn't have the guts to do
<v Speaker 2>what I did. Well, oh wait, pull a sock out
<v Speaker 2>of your crutch, that's what you do and make Vince
<v Speaker 2>McMahon laugh when he was at the hospital. That's what
<v Speaker 2>they didn't have the guts to do. Tell me, Mick,
<v Speaker 2>how many shots did you get into the WW title
<v Speaker 2>before you pulled the sock out of your pants?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you? You only money? Money, This is money, a
<v Speaker 1>lot of it.
<v Speaker 2>Pay Doey, Pay Doey.
<v Speaker 1>You owe Terry money too.
<v Speaker 2>So Foley says, Terry Funk and Tommy Tummer's problem, Paul
<v Speaker 2>was they had bingal hall balls And what exactly does
<v Speaker 2>that mean? Milly Terry seventeen.
<v Speaker 1>And you were carried by Mikey whipwrecks. So let me
<v Speaker 1>tell you another thing, Nick, You didn't pay likey. You
<v Speaker 1>didn't pay likey.
<v Speaker 8>We paid Mikey and crack And to know you will
<v Speaker 8>be paid the same. Welcome back to ec.
<v Speaker 2>No, give it more, that's for Terry f No, or
<v Speaker 2>we could give you the poop.
<v Speaker 1>You talk a lot about E c W. Nick, but
<v Speaker 1>wasn't it Mick Foley that carried dog Ship down into
<v Speaker 1>the ring or the rock.
<v Speaker 2>Foley says, they didn't have what it took to do
<v Speaker 2>what I did. Apply the crack on the maid stage
<v Speaker 2>a w W E and the gutsiest move I ever
<v Speaker 2>made was wandering out of my comfort zone and becoming
<v Speaker 2>one of the biggest stars this business has ever seen.
<v Speaker 2>And you know why you hate me, Paul. You don't
<v Speaker 2>hate me because I sold out, because everybody left you eventually.
<v Speaker 2>You hate me because I had the audacity to realize
<v Speaker 2>what everyone else did sooner or later. The road from
<v Speaker 2>ECW only goes four ways. You either leave there as
<v Speaker 2>a drug a drug addict, a criminal, or a corpse.
<v Speaker 2>You resent me because who I am?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you? Well, we can't say that.
<v Speaker 2>They fute that long diet tribes and they answer with
<v Speaker 2>fuck you and then just start talking again. Hayman says, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>fuck you. So he says that at some point fully
<v Speaker 2>through it all away to become a cheap shot taking lead,
<v Speaker 2>a hand smooching edge, ass kicking whore, and that sets
<v Speaker 2>fully off. He flips the podium fucking and Hayman says,
<v Speaker 2>at one night stand, do an edgecate experience firsthand that
<v Speaker 2>Tommy Drumer and Terry Funk are more capable of living
<v Speaker 2>up to the standard juice set. That's what's gonna happen
<v Speaker 2>to you at One night stand. But I want you
<v Speaker 2>to pay attention edge to the new vision of ECW
<v Speaker 2>because ECW won't be about barb wire and baseball bats
<v Speaker 2>and flaming tables and Paul driving women. We'll still have
<v Speaker 2>some of that. So Hayman says that you know, he
<v Speaker 2>said he's coming back full time and because of that,
<v Speaker 2>it's open season. Anyone on wrong SmackDown can jump. And
<v Speaker 2>Vince McMahon has given me two draft picks, one from
<v Speaker 2>Raw and one from SmackDown. Oh, let me guess your
<v Speaker 2>first row draft pick is is Rob Van Damn.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love that that. I love that mc foley
<v Speaker 1>like cut him off.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I love it.
<v Speaker 1>Mc foy step days that you're gonna pick rv D.
<v Speaker 1>Huh well, yes, yes, I am good good shout because
<v Speaker 1>he likes weed. Huh yes.
<v Speaker 2>It is the only reason Arready liked the only see
<v Speaker 2>to be so much because he was a high flyer.
<v Speaker 2>And then he uh he says, Harbady will be uh
<v Speaker 2>on there and he says, well, I hope everybody uh
<v Speaker 2>you know, watches Raw and smack Down my SmackDown pick
<v Speaker 2>and fully says, let me guess he's a scart up,
<v Speaker 2>used up, second rate mcfully reject, I don't know who
<v Speaker 2>who on the roster is like that.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, Nick, I picked Kurt Angle.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Kurt Angle's music hits and j R loser what
<v Speaker 2>why the hell you're kidding me? Holy shit? Kurt comes
<v Speaker 2>out and he is gigantic, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard Kurt spamming the yeahs more than this.
<v Speaker 9>He is calling nuts, dude. Not only that, I was
<v Speaker 9>What I didn't understand, James was why did I mean?
<v Speaker 9>I guess just because it's wrestling. Folly immediately was not
<v Speaker 9>only ready for a fight, but Kurt Angle gets him
<v Speaker 9>in double X him and beats the fuck out of him.
<v Speaker 2>Why are these two guys fighting?
<v Speaker 1>He saw a man ready to fight.
<v Speaker 2>He said too, I'm gonna take it out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, Kurt Angle comes out here with the
<v Speaker 1>E CW theme song and he is tweaking. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>he is legitimately freaking the fuck out on this stage.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, He's legit like I've never seen him so fired up,
<v Speaker 2>like not even when he you know that one entrance
<v Speaker 2>that goes around where he has the world title and
<v Speaker 2>he's fucking nuts like this is above that. He's fucking
<v Speaker 2>fired up to Cake mcfoley's ass.
<v Speaker 1>He's got the the mouthguard. This says violence too. He
<v Speaker 1>looks crazy. How awesome is that, dude? I know all
<v Speaker 1>of this is great.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I fucking love the violence mouthguard too. Dude. Folly
<v Speaker 2>rushes him as he gets in angle, double legs them
<v Speaker 2>and starts headbutting him. This is so fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>He drops the straps and hits him with the Olympic slam.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, oh my god, this is this is earth chattering.
<v Speaker 2>This sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Kurt. Kurt fucking Mick Foley like falls out of the
<v Speaker 1>ring and powders and Kurt runs over the ropes.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the words. He's like drooling.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. I loved it. I loved it.
<v Speaker 2>It was awesome. You want to see Kurt versus MiG.
<v Speaker 1>This was a fantastic segment.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it was fucking awesome. I mean, fuck, I you know,
<v Speaker 2>we gotta get our shitted, but boil boy. I'll listen
<v Speaker 2>to Paul him and to mc fully argue all day
<v Speaker 2>and then Kurt angle just bursting out of his skin.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, yeah, I'll watch it. If this was
<v Speaker 2>E CW, that would have been fucking sick. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if we knew this, James, or if we talk
<v Speaker 2>about this ever, but you know, because we we talked
<v Speaker 2>about Kurt's last show in WWE, we reviewed that I
<v Speaker 2>didn't realize Kurt's actual final WWE match was at an
<v Speaker 2>East w House show on August fourteenth, where he defeated
<v Speaker 2>Danny Doring.
<v Speaker 1>Yo, w w vall, we gotta see the dude, wbvall.
<v Speaker 2>You got it, Dude, Kurt should have put Danny Doring
<v Speaker 2>over on the way out.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck well, big show and Edge with Lita are on
<v Speaker 1>the way to the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, big show? No Pyro in the entrance?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it fell off.
<v Speaker 2>Hated that and that's how I knew he was losing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, especially for a guy that's still in number one
<v Speaker 1>contender range, you can give him the pirate.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what the fuck is going on here?
<v Speaker 1>Like?
<v Speaker 2>Did anyone else have Pyro on the show?
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think now, I guess Kane had the
<v Speaker 1>Pyro Oh.
<v Speaker 2>In the ring, right, yeah, okay, that's fair.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they had to take away Big Shows Pyro
<v Speaker 1>to give it to fake Kane.
<v Speaker 2>Damn it what they took from us.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so this is a number one contenders match here, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>And I was surprised here because there just wasn't a
<v Speaker 1>lot of heat on this one.
<v Speaker 2>No. I don't know if like I mean, I mean
<v Speaker 2>Big they were working the roles right, like Big Show's
<v Speaker 2>playing Baby Edges obviously the heel. They were doing their stuff,
<v Speaker 2>but like no one really cared. I don't know. I
<v Speaker 2>mean maybe it was like a foregone conclusion in O
<v Speaker 2>six that Edge would win this or something like.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think one of the big things here was
<v Speaker 1>obviously we know that Big Show goes to E. C. W. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>and he becomes the champion, correct, and he sort of
<v Speaker 1>gets reinvented there, Yes, And I think the reason that
<v Speaker 1>they did that in the first place is because they
<v Speaker 1>had just beat this guy to shit on TV for
<v Speaker 1>so long.
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, they will do it again after. But he
<v Speaker 2>does get the summer a big show of with.
<v Speaker 1>The yeah right, Yeah, and like I think that the
<v Speaker 1>deal here was right that uh, I mean, I don't
<v Speaker 1>think anyone had any skin in the game with Big
<v Speaker 1>Show at this point. No, he needed to time, he
<v Speaker 1>needed time away. Yes, he needed to reinvent himself to
<v Speaker 1>figure something out out.
<v Speaker 2>And Hayman always was like his has been a Big
<v Speaker 2>Show guy, like cause you know, fucking even when show
<v Speaker 2>when I don't I think that was it was either
<v Speaker 2>around when Hayman was booking or whatever. But you know,
<v Speaker 2>Haman sides a Big Show during the Brock few, he
<v Speaker 2>give his Big Show the belt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think Haman always saw it as like, well,
<v Speaker 1>we have this very unique piece. Why wouldn't we try
<v Speaker 1>to use it?
<v Speaker 2>How hard is that? It's very hard? I guess.
<v Speaker 1>Well we start the match off here. Edge tries to
<v Speaker 1>quickly take over here, but Big Show is just too big.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's like it's his whole deal. And he gives
<v Speaker 2>them the overhand chops in the corner. He does the shush,
<v Speaker 2>which I mean they do sound crazy, and Jerr says,
<v Speaker 2>I'm waving a Hawai flag. I'm out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he really lays those chops in there. It's fucking awesome. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>gimmick great college say give me that.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine I mean, obviously I don't know, but I imagined
<v Speaker 2>Big Show had to have given them a lot of advice.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I imagine.
<v Speaker 2>So they never teamed.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, did they really even interact?
<v Speaker 2>I want to make sure I'm not wrong, because I
<v Speaker 2>don't feel like they tag. I feel like they face
<v Speaker 2>each other like for the Oh holy fuck. Okay, there
<v Speaker 2>is a period here where they did have a tag
<v Speaker 2>matche here, this is fuck Okay, there's a couple tag
<v Speaker 2>here is James. I'll lay these out for you. In
<v Speaker 2>twenty twelve on SmackDown, Big Show and Great Collie beat
<v Speaker 2>Cody Roads and Wade Barrett.
<v Speaker 1>Oh nice.
<v Speaker 2>And then on Raw in twenty twelve, Big Showing, Great
<v Speaker 2>Collie beat Epico and Primo.
<v Speaker 1>If you don't mind, by the way, if you could
<v Speaker 1>go back to that Alberta del Rio and Cody Roads match,
<v Speaker 1>click on it and then tell me the main event
<v Speaker 1>of that Raw.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, yes, yes, all right? Oh well, first of all,
<v Speaker 2>Big Show and Collie versus Del Rio and Cody Roads
<v Speaker 2>going ten minutes is nuts. Second of all, main event
<v Speaker 2>of this Raw and that can't be right.
<v Speaker 1>I'll just go ahead and read that all for me
<v Speaker 1>and tell me the finished.
<v Speaker 2>To You're not talking about the dark main event?
<v Speaker 1>No, of course, not.
<v Speaker 2>So you're talking about this tag team main event. This
<v Speaker 2>can't be fucking right.
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and read the time and the finish oft
<v Speaker 1>to me afterwards.
<v Speaker 2>Day So two minute match here, Brotus Clay and Hornswoggle
<v Speaker 2>defeat Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger with Vicky Guerrero by
<v Speaker 2>DQ in two minutes there.
<v Speaker 1>It is Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's wow. What was going on in the show?
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck? Yeah? Wow? Good god.
<v Speaker 1>So Big Show tries to hit the ropes here, but
<v Speaker 1>Lida grabs his foot. Big Show brings her into the
<v Speaker 1>ring by pulling his leg and she legit goes from
<v Speaker 1>the floor into the ring. That was awesome. I've never
<v Speaker 1>seen that. That was great.
<v Speaker 2>No, I never saw that either. Very fucking cool.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show snake Eye's edge into the corner here and
<v Speaker 1>they get a great camera shot from underneath.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is. I mean, Big Show looks huge, man
<v Speaker 2>Like again, all the pieces are there. I understand Big
<v Speaker 2>Show's been on TV forever, but like, fuck, he's he's
<v Speaker 2>fucking he's the Big Show. Just fucking make up the
<v Speaker 2>Big Show. I don't know, man Like fucking hell.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show pulls edge up from the floor to the
<v Speaker 1>apron by his head, but Edge jaw jacks them. Edge
<v Speaker 1>goes up here, but Big Show tosses them off into
<v Speaker 1>the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, he little mother reffor bomb for the home crowd.
<v Speaker 1>Edge trips up Big Show as he's going into the
<v Speaker 1>corner for a splash, and that allows him to hit
<v Speaker 1>a Tornado DT out of the corner.
<v Speaker 2>Couldn't fucking believe that, dude, I uh one, because I
<v Speaker 2>saw it setting up for it. I was like, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>Big Show pancakes him, right, like he just throws them. No,
<v Speaker 2>Big Show takes a Tornado DT bump.
<v Speaker 1>And they have a whole sequence finish here. That was
<v Speaker 1>kind of Edge's thing at the time, the ultimate opportunist, right, yes,
<v Speaker 1>so his finishes would be elaborate ways to cheat. So
<v Speaker 1>Edge hits the tornado DEDT. Big Show goozles Edge, but
<v Speaker 1>Edge grabs the referee to get out of the goozle
<v Speaker 1>and then tosses the referee on the ground. The refee dies,
<v Speaker 1>and then he pokes the Big Show in the eyes,
<v Speaker 1>which is.
<v Speaker 2>A fucking funny by the way. Uh I love a
<v Speaker 2>good ipoke, by the way, Like, if anyone listen out there,
<v Speaker 2>if if you don't know, if you're a heel and
<v Speaker 2>you need a cutoff. Ipoke works every time. Rake the eyes.
<v Speaker 2>Something with the eyes always works.
<v Speaker 1>Edge grabs a chair from outside since the ref is down.
<v Speaker 1>He comes into the ring, but Big Show just punches
<v Speaker 1>the chair.
<v Speaker 2>That Seko's fucking flying due.
<v Speaker 1>The ref grabs the chair to get it out of
<v Speaker 1>the ring, and Lida comes in and low blows the
<v Speaker 1>big shot.
<v Speaker 2>Ah come on, but thankfully his balls and cock are
<v Speaker 2>so big that it doesn't hurt him.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show then goozles Lida and the referees like, please
<v Speaker 1>don't do the choke slam. That's mass Cane's thing.
<v Speaker 2>We just saw Fay can do the show stopper. You
<v Speaker 2>got to figure out something else. It's time to start
<v Speaker 2>doing the punch.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So the ref checks on Lida because Big Show
<v Speaker 1>just throws her down. Edge comes from behind with the
<v Speaker 1>steel chair and hits Show right in the neck with it.
<v Speaker 1>He follows it up with his spear and he gets
<v Speaker 1>the wind.
<v Speaker 2>He does the triple h sledgehammer shot to his neck.
<v Speaker 1>I think he didn't want to make a lot of
<v Speaker 1>noise because the ref was still in the ring. He
<v Speaker 1>was like, what's the quietest way I can do this?
<v Speaker 1>And still to win work.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll take that in an edge immediately powders and
<v Speaker 2>he celebrates on the outside with Lida. This wasn't an
<v Speaker 2>offensive match by any means, I don't you know. We
<v Speaker 2>were talking about this, that and the other, but like,
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't a bad match. It's just very obviously no
<v Speaker 2>one really cared about it and the outcome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think the biggest problem with it, right is
<v Speaker 1>that there was no heat on it. But I will
<v Speaker 1>say I enjoyed the match quite a bit. The finish
<v Speaker 1>was very elaborate. Yeah, and it all seemed to work
<v Speaker 1>pretty well there. I love the parts where Big Show
<v Speaker 1>was on top here. I think they did good shit. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and it really is kind of like a preview of
<v Speaker 1>what Big Show goes on to do an ECW where
<v Speaker 1>he has just beating the shit out of dudes. But
<v Speaker 1>he definitely gets a vicious side to him that he
<v Speaker 1>does not have here, and he's able to find that
<v Speaker 1>ECW because he is just legitimately dragging people and beating.
<v Speaker 2>Them to death. He is launching them with no regard
<v Speaker 2>because that's his job.
<v Speaker 1>Ww. The SmackDown Magazine presents the SmackDown Rebound.
<v Speaker 2>Yes of course, by the way, James, I gotta point
<v Speaker 2>out because I don't want you to miss one of these.
<v Speaker 2>They did show a shot out here of outside of
<v Speaker 2>the Tacoma Dome and Jr. Says, well, the game will
<v Speaker 2>face the lebron James of the Spirit Squad Kenny, and
<v Speaker 2>you won't. You can't imagine what Jerry Lawler says here.
<v Speaker 1>What's he saying he's.
<v Speaker 2>Gonna kill Kenny?
<v Speaker 1>We go backstage Triple Ah just walking with his sledgehammer,
<v Speaker 1>and Vince McMann says, give me that.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey man, you're got your friend there. I want
<v Speaker 2>to wish you the best luck, a good gar. Look
<v Speaker 2>at the size of your friend. Can I let me
<v Speaker 2>get that?
<v Speaker 1>Does this segment really have to be on the show? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I just I don't know. Like I was
<v Speaker 1>just I didn't want to see I didn't need to
<v Speaker 1>see any more backstage segments of Triple Age and Vince
<v Speaker 1>I didn't need to see anything. They do it a lot.
<v Speaker 1>You could have just took the sledgehammer from him and
<v Speaker 1>like he didn't come out with it and you could
<v Speaker 1>just sound commentary. O. I guess my tuck it or
<v Speaker 1>events took it. What I don't need to see.
<v Speaker 2>We're built into the big d X versus Shane and
<v Speaker 2>Vince feud.
<v Speaker 1>Here all the ship butt alls.
<v Speaker 2>What was that, jar?
<v Speaker 1>I think he should all these ship bub balls.
<v Speaker 2>So Vince takes a sledgehammer from him and says, this
<v Speaker 2>is Sam Freddy hit you accidentally hit my son Shane
<v Speaker 2>with You know what, I got so much confidence in
<v Speaker 2>you in this match. I don't think you need this.
<v Speaker 2>He just leaves. He just walks off with it. Yep,
<v Speaker 2>there it does, and Triple H doesn't follow him. He's
<v Speaker 2>just cool. He just accepts that that that's what the
<v Speaker 2>deal is here, okay.
<v Speaker 1>Because he knew he had already planned another sledgehammer.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, because he knew Vince would do this right right.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the main event, Triple H
<v Speaker 1>versus Kenny Dykstra Spirit Jack Match. Spirit Jack Match. Here
<v Speaker 1>Spirit Squad are already in the ring with the airhorn
<v Speaker 1>and they're doing a cheer here to introduce Kenny to
<v Speaker 1>the ring.
<v Speaker 2>They do the whole deal. They spell his name out,
<v Speaker 2>Kenny Kenny, He's our man. If he can't do it,
<v Speaker 2>no one can. Yeah. Dude, once again, though, didn't rub
<v Speaker 2>his ass on the ground. Didn't do the dance, Like,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is going on here?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? That was safe for RVD only.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're going to town on RB. One of
<v Speaker 2>them turns onto Michael Jackson.
<v Speaker 1>That's nuts, Like, holy shit.
<v Speaker 2>Kenny makes his entrance. The boys are fired up in
<v Speaker 2>the ring and Kenny does the sin car entrance into
<v Speaker 2>the ring with the trample leade.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, little trampoline.
<v Speaker 2>They recap Spirit Squad fucking up HBK and Jared says, well,
<v Speaker 2>the mr results on Michael's kneeage, well was not good.
<v Speaker 1>So Mike Mondo is just laying on this airhorn the
<v Speaker 1>whole time. He's going to TA just making his entrance here,
<v Speaker 1>everyone powders. Mike Mondo's out there.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta give it to the Spirit Squad they I mean, listen,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. The run is not very long, but
<v Speaker 2>these dudes had some balls on them. They are fucking
<v Speaker 2>around during Triple H's entrance, and when they get the
<v Speaker 2>chance to fucking kick Triple H's ass, they are him crazy.
<v Speaker 1>They lay the boots in.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they slapped this ship at it like.
<v Speaker 1>Taking liberties. He said, I'm getting over tonight. I'm getting
<v Speaker 1>over tonight, I'm gonna show them what.
<v Speaker 2>I'm about, motherfuckers. I'm taking it. I like, I'm not joking.
<v Speaker 2>Seeing them fucking fuck around with Triple H, I was like,
<v Speaker 2>they might have something, They might have something. Dude, do
<v Speaker 2>you know how this angle, like the spirit squad thing ends, right?
<v Speaker 2>You know this? Or no?
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so.
<v Speaker 2>D X put them in a box and slap an
<v Speaker 2>ov W sticker on it and then they go away forever.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's kind of funny.
<v Speaker 2>I like, it's fucking we have Like it's unreal. We
<v Speaker 2>have to watch that.
<v Speaker 1>Too, Like that's.
<v Speaker 2>And then they've never seen again.
<v Speaker 1>So we start things off here Kenny tries to run
<v Speaker 1>down Triple H, but Triple H turns around and punches him.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Kenny tries to take advantage here of the
<v Speaker 1>Spirit jacks, and of course he jaw jacks Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>And I gotta say, man, like, they gave this way
<v Speaker 1>more time than I had ever imagined for this one.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, they gave this a lot of time. This was
<v Speaker 2>way longer than the scene of match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was. It was a lot. Like I think
<v Speaker 1>there was like when the entrances started. I think there
<v Speaker 1>was twenty minutes left on the show. It's like, wow,
<v Speaker 1>where is the whole show? This match? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I had the same thought, but I was like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>short match. And then there's like a post seg that
<v Speaker 2>something happens that I don't remember that we're gonna see here.
<v Speaker 2>But no, it's like all match, which couldn't believe it.
<v Speaker 1>So Kenny comes back into the ring. Here he gives
<v Speaker 1>Triple H a nasty shot, I mean right on the
<v Speaker 1>top of his neck, like.
<v Speaker 2>They're giving it to him, dude, they are fucking giving
<v Speaker 2>it to this dude.
<v Speaker 1>After the nasty shot from Kenny, Triple H gives him
<v Speaker 1>a receipt in the corner, lighting up Jack, Triple H
<v Speaker 1>throws Mitch into the steps On the outside, Mike Mondo
<v Speaker 1>tries to jump off the trampoline, but Triple As just
<v Speaker 1>sends him into the barricade.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Mikey fucking dies. He hits that thing so hard.
<v Speaker 2>And when, uh when, when they were fucking doing the
<v Speaker 2>show on the outside, Mitch had grabbed Tripleg's leg and
<v Speaker 2>Loss says, I think that's I think it's Mikey and Jess. No,
<v Speaker 2>that's you, Mitch, and he rhymes with he rhymes with
<v Speaker 2>son of a Hey, fuck you, Holy go.
<v Speaker 1>So Triple A shit cans Kenny. Here we go to commercial.
<v Speaker 1>We come back. Triple As chases Kenny to the outside
<v Speaker 1>and Mitch jumps off the trampoline into Triple A.
<v Speaker 2>Mitch springboards off the trampline. I cannot tell you what
<v Speaker 2>move he does to hit Triple Cheer Canniball. It was
<v Speaker 2>fucking He just kind of collides with them kind of,
<v Speaker 2>and he lays him out, and it's enough for the
<v Speaker 2>Spirit Squad to stomp his ass out.
<v Speaker 1>They all jump Triple H and I swear to god,
<v Speaker 1>they are yelling kill him, kill him.
<v Speaker 2>They fucking are they are. I thought I was going nuts.
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad you fucking said something because I was like,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna bring it up because I think I
<v Speaker 2>didn't hear that right. They are legit yelling just.
<v Speaker 1>Kill him, kill him, dude. Doph Ziggler gets in his
<v Speaker 1>face and says, you're trash, You're trash. I mean they're
<v Speaker 1>taking liberties here.
<v Speaker 2>I'm on board, dude, I'm on the fucking team.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny gets in the ring here, he gets a two
<v Speaker 1>on Triple H.
<v Speaker 2>He does, dude, Yeah, like, because they fucking kicked his ass,
<v Speaker 2>and uh he does. Of course the leaping back elbow.
<v Speaker 2>That must be patting it.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny, the ref gets distracted by his Spirit Squad. Johnny
<v Speaker 1>comes in the ring and he hits Triple H with
<v Speaker 1>the Johnny Go round kick for it too.
<v Speaker 2>At Triple H bumps off of it. Yeah, I thought, wow,
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was gonna be Duc pedigree or something
<v Speaker 2>like that, but no, Triple H. He's getting these strokes
<v Speaker 2>from the Spirit Squad.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny goes for sweet Chin music with the atricks he hear,
<v Speaker 1>but Triple H ducks and hits a DDT and then
<v Speaker 1>Spirit Squad lay on the air horn.
<v Speaker 2>And of course, yeah, dude, like they it's the packet
<v Speaker 2>dog mentality. I mean, it'll catch you every fucking time,
<v Speaker 2>every single time, really pack a dog. That's why I'll
<v Speaker 2>pushing these guys.
<v Speaker 1>Spirits Squad then crots Triple H on the post and
<v Speaker 1>they attack his leg and that's where the match turns here,
<v Speaker 1>as Kenny chot blocks Triple H, gets a two and
<v Speaker 1>they really just start going to town on his leg.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's working the leg. Mitch's slamming triple he's legging
<v Speaker 2>the apron getting two. Kenny's hitting Needy T's nuts. They're
<v Speaker 2>taking off his knee pad like they're going to town
<v Speaker 2>here on this fucking leg, because that's of course what
<v Speaker 2>they did to Sean Michael.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny goes to jump on a Triple H's leg here,
<v Speaker 1>but Triple H pushes dolfh Ziggler into the ropes and
<v Speaker 1>it crotches Kenny on the top rope. Triple H that
<v Speaker 1>hits the spinebuster loads up the pedigree, but Spirit squad interferes,
<v Speaker 1>and then Triple H kicks all their asses, dude, and
<v Speaker 1>then he hits the pedigree and then he wins.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, the fucking s fine muster hit with Kenny was awesome,
<v Speaker 2>and his fire up after it was awesome too. Uh yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 2>I mean he fucking kicks this shit out of all
<v Speaker 2>them pedigree to the twenty year old, and uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Triplex gets the win. But of course you can't stop
<v Speaker 2>the pack of dog no way.
<v Speaker 1>They jump his ass immediately and start kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 2>They stomp this shit out of five onhe one.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, fuck, and they are taking their time here.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they take Triple AH to the announce table.
<v Speaker 1>They're throwing his head off the table. Mike Mondo is
<v Speaker 1>legitimately trying to make a career right now. He is
<v Speaker 1>going nuts on Triple H in this segment.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he is slapping them in. Dude, Okay, this is
<v Speaker 2>so fucking funny. Like I would have gave him a
<v Speaker 2>fun I would have gave Mikey Mondo a fucking title
<v Speaker 2>because of this. Triple Ah just crawling to like he's
<v Speaker 2>at the apron. Mikey looks at him. Then he crouches
<v Speaker 2>down and picks up the apron, looks under the ring
<v Speaker 2>so fucking crazy for the sledgehammer, and mocks Triple H
<v Speaker 2>and then slaps his head around a bunch of times.
<v Speaker 2>It's unfucking believable.
<v Speaker 1>He wants it, man, he wants it.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, dude, this like they are giving it to him.
<v Speaker 2>Someone had to tell him, like, hey, you guys, gotta
<v Speaker 2>you can't be pussy's out there man, like fucking get
<v Speaker 2>him Triple edge.
<v Speaker 1>Then crawls over to the timekeeper area and picks up
<v Speaker 1>a sledgehammer.
<v Speaker 2>Because that's of course the old area for the sledgehammer.
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's either on the ring or it's fucking
<v Speaker 2>over here, and the squad are all. They're all. They
<v Speaker 2>stop in the tracks in the shock because Triple hg
<v Speaker 2>is about to kill him with the sledgehammer.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, he played the sledgehammer earlier and now it's
<v Speaker 1>time for him to check everybody's ass.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Johnny tries to stow a chairt on me, misses,
<v Speaker 2>Triple Ah starts hitting him all with a sledgehammer. He
<v Speaker 2>swings at the fucking ring post and misses, and it
<v Speaker 2>makes a crazy sound and he chases Mikey in the
<v Speaker 2>ring with it, and they all run away and Triple
<v Speaker 2>H stands tall with the sledgehammer.
<v Speaker 1>Vince mcmahondin comes out and says, let's look at the tron.
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, all right, did that? Let me just sayradulation.
<v Speaker 2>Hooray uh, and then he goes to leave. He says,
<v Speaker 2>I have I don't know a challenge for you next week,
<v Speaker 2>though I see you joining a certain club. How about
<v Speaker 2>next week on Raw? Triple H joins messed deic Man
<v Speaker 2>kiss my ass club, and Triple H is obviously not happy.
<v Speaker 2>Vince's music hits as he does the Brian Myers taunt,
<v Speaker 2>and then it shows Triple H in the ring. Then
<v Speaker 2>it comes back to Vince, who is now dancing to
<v Speaker 2>his song.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, I mean just he gives no fucks at all,
<v Speaker 1>like none at all. I don't know. How about next
<v Speaker 1>week on RAW? You just kiss my ass?
<v Speaker 6>All right?
<v Speaker 1>Good bye? Everybody? Like, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>That's the main amount of ramis this week?
<v Speaker 1>Guess? Holy shit?
<v Speaker 2>Wow?
<v Speaker 1>All right, blow the limo up now.
<v Speaker 2>I'll go over this real quick. I did it last time,
<v Speaker 2>so I thought i'd give it a go this time too.
<v Speaker 2>The rating for this show, just in case you're curious,
<v Speaker 2>was a three point six to eight, and I do
<v Speaker 2>have the segment by segments, so from the Observer June twelfth,
<v Speaker 2>sixth and the segment by segment. Shelton versus Kane gained
<v Speaker 2>four hundred and forty two thousand new viewers. Meltzer says
<v Speaker 2>again because of the week open, the games early were
<v Speaker 2>stronger than usual. Viscerari versus Zumaga gained two hundred and
<v Speaker 2>eleven thousand viewers. Phoenix Sorry, Beth and Tory against Victoria
<v Speaker 2>and Candice game two hundred and eighty two thousand viewers.
<v Speaker 2>Scenea versus Nitro with the RV d angle and the
<v Speaker 2>beginning of the Fully Hyman Debate Game two hundred and
<v Speaker 2>thirty eight thousand, uh and then the ending of the
<v Speaker 2>Fully Hayman Deal with Angles running plus this week in
<v Speaker 2>w history. In the beginning of Edge and Show lost
<v Speaker 2>thirty five five thousand viewers, the finish of Addresses Show
<v Speaker 2>plus a See No Evil package and a Triple H
<v Speaker 2>Winch Backstage Game three hundred and sixty three thousand viewers,
<v Speaker 2>and then Triple H versus Kemy gained eight hundred and
<v Speaker 2>eighty four thousand viewers, and it peaked at a four
<v Speaker 2>point five year rating. And Meltzer said, you sure can't
<v Speaker 2>argue that the Spirit Squad isn't over, because even though
<v Speaker 2>they are put in the best point of the show
<v Speaker 2>and work the show's top draws, they are still pulling
<v Speaker 2>new reviewers at far more than usual closing of the
<v Speaker 2>show rate. So the Spirit Squad may be a draw.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean never even second guessed it.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that is it for WWE Monday Night Raw, May
<v Speaker 2>twenty ninth, two thousand and six. And now it's time
<v Speaker 2>for the main event.
<v Speaker 1>Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the
<v Speaker 1>main event.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, we made yes or no Yes.
<v Speaker 1>It's time to read those names. Yeah, names name five
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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's that sounds good right, Like you're getting paid.
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<v Speaker 2>Push you off the top, you fall very far.
<v Speaker 1>Josh Alfonso, Ryan Durfy Nelson. Fuck the Braves, Fuck the Phillies,
<v Speaker 1>Fuck the Dodgers. Damn fuck the Giants. From a Giants fan.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that's yeah.
<v Speaker 1>You guys can go ahead and keep Devers over there too, man.
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I think that's your boy.
<v Speaker 1>That's your boy.
<v Speaker 2>I think they the Braves would really love to have
<v Speaker 2>a Rockie Devers on their team.
<v Speaker 1>No, that's your way. You keep him in San Francisco.
<v Speaker 1>It's the weather's good.
<v Speaker 2>You know what. This guy was smart too. He threw
<v Speaker 2>a fuck the Giants in there as a Giants fan
<v Speaker 2>because he knew we were about to go stat looking.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I had to look already know they're playing
<v Speaker 1>like shit. We talk to Scott all the time.
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, West Coast Scott, we have to
<v Speaker 2>hear what the transit tribulations of the Giants very frequently,
<v Speaker 2>so I you know, I agree. I'm on your side
<v Speaker 2>with the the Giants, bart.
<v Speaker 1>Though and the Braves beat the Dodgers. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>I heard Terrence Ward whoa Dick Johnson pussy galore style?
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm on board with that one.
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<v Speaker 2>That's such a that's such a long time ago part
<v Speaker 2>of my life, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it is so so long ago.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucked up. Part is that there's people that only
<v Speaker 2>know roadkilling Danny dor from that.
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't even know if I was thirty, like
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