Star Wars Holiday Special (1978): Part 1 of 2

Surely You Can't Be Serious Podcast

What happens when a galaxy far, far away collides with late-1970s variety television and absolutely no one says no? In this very special (and possibly regrettable) episode of Surely You Can’t Be Serious, Jason and Dee are joined by special guest hosts from the 30something Movie Podcast to finally dare to watch — and break down — the now-infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. This is Part 1 of 2, and the guys go all in, dissecting every bizarre skit, every awkward musical number, every questionable story choice, and every moment that makes you ask, “How did this ever make it to air?”

From uncomfortable Wookiee family dynamics, to celebrity cameos that feel like contractual obligations, to variety-show energy that completely ignores the rules of the Star Wars universe, nothing is spared. Context is provided, disbelief is shared, and sanity is repeatedly tested as the crew explores whether this special was misunderstood, doomed from the start, or exactly as bad as its reputation.

Hit play and suffer joyfully with us as we document one of pop culture’s most legendary misfires — so you don’t have to watch it alone. Part 2 coming soon… assuming everyone survives.
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<v Speaker 1>The Incredible Hulk will not be present of this evening.
<v Speaker 2>Welcome everybody back to the Surely You Can't Be Serious Podcast.
<v Speaker 2>We are on a super special edition where we are
<v Speaker 2>covering the Star Wars Holiday Special with some of our
<v Speaker 2>great friends from the thirty something Movie Podcast. I'm here
<v Speaker 2>with my co host Jason. Jason, how are you doing, man,
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing great.
<v Speaker 3>D I'm excited to be here and excited to hang
<v Speaker 3>out with our buddies from thirty something.
<v Speaker 2>We have a plate of wookie ookie cookies right in
<v Speaker 2>front of us here, we're jumping on them. And to
<v Speaker 2>introduce the thirty something guys, we have John Reid.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, how's it going. We've got more than four people,
<v Speaker 1>and I think we need a banth Rump to feed
<v Speaker 1>more than four, don't we We have hardy appetite. I
<v Speaker 1>mean we have already appetites, So I mean Pat Alan
<v Speaker 1>could probably take down one Banther Rump.
<v Speaker 2>We need Harvey Corman and drag to come and look
<v Speaker 2>for us.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I don't know.
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what's more disturbing is is him doing
<v Speaker 5>the cooking show or the fact that they were eating
<v Speaker 5>Bantha Rump. I don't I just I don't know about
<v Speaker 5>that any of that.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, what are banth is supposed to be pets
<v Speaker 2>or food?
<v Speaker 1>I know there's that. There's that deleted scene I think
<v Speaker 1>from the original Star Wars where Luke has the macro binoculars.
<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, there's there's two banthas. I can see
<v Speaker 1>one of them now and that, Oh that one looks
<v Speaker 1>tasty and I'd like a side of that.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, according to the Mandalorian, the Crey Dragon really thinks banthas
<v Speaker 3>are tasty.
<v Speaker 1>It's true. Yeah, that show.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I wish we could talk about that show all right.
<v Speaker 2>Who you got with us tonight?
<v Speaker 1>John, We've got so I dragged a couple other people
<v Speaker 1>here with me. I've got Pat Cannagallo. Pat, I think
<v Speaker 1>your your your background here on Zoom. You're on the Orca,
<v Speaker 1>aren't you.
<v Speaker 4>That's right.
<v Speaker 5>I've been on the Orca put off from Ammit the
<v Speaker 5>Island and podcasting ever since. So it's great to be
<v Speaker 5>here this I mean, huge fan of your guys show.
<v Speaker 5>I mean it's it's great and I know we were
<v Speaker 5>saying before we started recording, yet it's been a while
<v Speaker 5>and it sort of it's been a while, but sort
<v Speaker 5>of not because I've listened to you guys, like you know,
<v Speaker 5>almost every day I'm listening to one of your episodes,
<v Speaker 5>so it feels like, you know, it's just like I
<v Speaker 5>just saw you yesterday.
<v Speaker 4>Thanks so thank you so much for having us here.
<v Speaker 2>We feel the same way you guys every week. It
<v Speaker 2>is a joy to listen to you guys get together
<v Speaker 2>and hit a movie that's thirty years old.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you guys, thank you. And I've also got
<v Speaker 1>the Man, the Myth, the legend. Dennis matouc over here too.
<v Speaker 6>Hey, pleasure to be here. Thank you guys for having
<v Speaker 6>me and looking forward to this. I just you guys
<v Speaker 6>are all talking about appetites and eating. I have no
<v Speaker 6>idea how after watching that, you guys have an appetite
<v Speaker 6>for at least forty eight hours.
<v Speaker 1>I did bring Dennis because I wanted to make sure
<v Speaker 1>we had somebody who was a full grown adult when
<v Speaker 1>this came on. So, you know, Dennis is Dennis is
<v Speaker 1>really old. He's you know, what are you now, like sixty?
<v Speaker 7>Didn't you just have a birthday? And what was it?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was earlier than yours.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so how old are you.
<v Speaker 4>I'm forty two.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you're the youngest. No, No, forty five. John's forty.
<v Speaker 7>Just turned forty.
<v Speaker 2>Happy birthdays. Happy birthday, man, Thank you.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Happy birthday John and an old soul.
<v Speaker 2>Now, wait a minute, your birthday is very close to
<v Speaker 2>life day. What are we talking? Day?
<v Speaker 1>December sixth, Oh, dang.
<v Speaker 7>That was It was a couple of weeks.
<v Speaker 1>So it was close. It was close.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, John, you're forty Dennis held are you forty nine?
<v Speaker 2>That's okay, I'm forty seven. I'm forty five, so I'm
<v Speaker 2>square in the middle of you, guys. I just we
<v Speaker 2>were trying to remember what we really remember about watching
<v Speaker 2>the Star Wars Holiday special. Dennis, did you see this
<v Speaker 2>in the original? Yeah?
<v Speaker 7>Actually we did. We saw it on TV the actual run.
<v Speaker 6>The only thing that I actually remember back then was
<v Speaker 6>I remember the big like kind of like, I have
<v Speaker 6>a big memory of the treehouse, the Stormtroopers up there,
<v Speaker 6>and I remember like Han Solo rushing in, and I
<v Speaker 6>do remember Luke being on there and looking different than
<v Speaker 6>he did in the movie.
<v Speaker 3>We were just talking, So I definitely am old enough
<v Speaker 3>to remember going to see Star Wars in the theaters,
<v Speaker 3>but so I was born in seventy three, so seventy
<v Speaker 3>seven I would be four. But it was released several times,
<v Speaker 3>so it was released in seventy seven, it was re
<v Speaker 3>released in seventy eight and seventy nine, so I'm not
<v Speaker 3>sure which. I remember having a C threebo figure in
<v Speaker 3>my hand when I went, so it couldn't have been
<v Speaker 3>the original run.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's tough trying to put together those memories.
<v Speaker 2>But Star Wars was a hugely important thing in my
<v Speaker 2>life still is really, so.
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, the original the actual Star Wars I did see
<v Speaker 7>in the theater.
<v Speaker 6>I mean I had because I had four older brothers,
<v Speaker 6>so I was in that situation where I was going
<v Speaker 6>to get dragged along to the theater with them. So
<v Speaker 6>I saw a lot of movies when I was relative.
<v Speaker 6>I look back now and I'm like, wow, I saw
<v Speaker 6>that when I was like five or six or seven,
<v Speaker 6>and you kind of remember. But I do remember having
<v Speaker 6>like nightmare dreams a little bit over the original Star Wars,
<v Speaker 6>just about stormtroopers chasing me through Kmart like it.
<v Speaker 4>It was more for me.
<v Speaker 1>The original original Star Wars I saw in eighty one.
<v Speaker 1>I would have been like one or two years old.
<v Speaker 1>But I know this for a fact because and I
<v Speaker 1>saw it at home, didn't see in the theater, because
<v Speaker 1>I was born in eighty My dad and I remember
<v Speaker 1>him telling this. He must have lorded this over us
<v Speaker 1>for a while. He must have spent something like eight
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars nine hundred dollars on a VCR back in
<v Speaker 1>eighty one, and he only had enough money left over
<v Speaker 1>to by one VHS tape because they were about eighty
<v Speaker 1>or ninety bucks apiece at the time, and so he
<v Speaker 1>bought the original Star Wars. I still have that VHS
<v Speaker 1>tape sitting somewhere in a box I will. I won't
<v Speaker 1>play it because it'll get ripped to shreds if I do.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I still have that. And that was. So
<v Speaker 1>that was like my babysitter for a while, because my
<v Speaker 1>parents realized if they stuck me in front of the
<v Speaker 1>TV and put that on, I'm not crawling away. I'm
<v Speaker 1>not going anywhere. I'm locked in. So that was that
<v Speaker 1>was the start of my Star Wars life affair.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so on a scale of one to ten, with
<v Speaker 2>ten being the most nerdy Star Wars fan that you
<v Speaker 2>can be and one being you saw one of the movies.
<v Speaker 2>Where do you get where do you guys from this?
<v Speaker 1>This one goes to eleven? Okay, now that's for me. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>for me, it's I'm I'm a ten. If there's something
<v Speaker 1>higher than ten, sure, like I'm the one I bo
<v Speaker 1>was on here, he would tell you don't play Star
<v Speaker 1>Wars trivial pursuit with me. I had a buddy that
<v Speaker 1>I went to a I wanted to go to a
<v Speaker 1>Star Wars trivia at a bar that's that's up in
<v Speaker 1>one of the towns up here. And I didn't want
<v Speaker 1>to be the lonely dork sitting there by myself doing
<v Speaker 1>Star Wars trivia. So a friend of mine went with me,
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, I like Star Wars, but I'm not
<v Speaker 1>gonna be able to answer any of these questions. And
<v Speaker 1>so I single handedly answered every single question right and
<v Speaker 1>I won. I mean I was in a room of
<v Speaker 1>like eighty other people. I won just by myself versus
<v Speaker 1>these teams of like eight to ten people. So and
<v Speaker 1>I dressed my family up, like we go to the
<v Speaker 1>comic book conventions here in Chicago, and my kids are
<v Speaker 1>dressed up. My daughter was the Mandalorian, my wife was
<v Speaker 1>Casta knew that the Jedi Library in the last time
<v Speaker 1>we went. You know, I've done Luke Skywalker all the no.
<v Speaker 1>If you yeah, I go to eleven. We'll put it
<v Speaker 1>that way.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what about you?
<v Speaker 5>Well, if John is a ten like I, I've never
<v Speaker 5>been on a bench, Okay, John's eleven.
<v Speaker 4>I mean I don't know.
<v Speaker 5>I would I would definitely say like an eight or
<v Speaker 5>nine the last like a ten.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, how much do I love Star Wars? I
<v Speaker 4>would say a ten.
<v Speaker 5>As far as like just having that knowledge, I think
<v Speaker 5>it would kind of be an insult to John if
<v Speaker 5>I kind of ranked myself in his category of just
<v Speaker 5>having that knowledge. So that's that's the only thing that
<v Speaker 5>I knocked myself down a little bit on.
<v Speaker 4>But how much do I love Star Wars? Oh?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because I mean I remember, you know, like some
<v Speaker 5>of my earliest members playing with the neighbor, and like
<v Speaker 5>I had a friend and she would come over and
<v Speaker 5>I had I had dark hair, so I was Han Solo.
<v Speaker 5>My friend was blonde, so he was Luke Skywalker. And
<v Speaker 5>then I had a friend that would come over and
<v Speaker 5>she'd be Princess Leah. I mean from the earliest memories,
<v Speaker 5>I remember having the toys, playing with the toys, grabbing
<v Speaker 5>dowel rods, or breaking the broom part off a broom
<v Speaker 5>handle and then taping it up to make a lightsaber.
<v Speaker 5>And I mean doing all those things and just like
<v Speaker 5>like super early memories. It's Star Wars was always a
<v Speaker 5>part of it. I in fact, like one of my
<v Speaker 5>earliest I remember Empire Strikes Back because I was too
<v Speaker 5>when Empire came out, and I remember being taken to
<v Speaker 5>the theater to see it, and my parents deny that
<v Speaker 5>up and down. But like I remember getting freaked out
<v Speaker 5>with the Imperial Walkers scene.
<v Speaker 4>I mean in that scene.
<v Speaker 5>Still I watch it and it it activates something in
<v Speaker 5>the reptilian brain.
<v Speaker 1>You know.
<v Speaker 4>I'm just like you know, drawn to that. But I
<v Speaker 4>remember getting like.
<v Speaker 5>A shoebox like you'd buy shoes, and the shoe box
<v Speaker 5>you could it up and it had some little like
<v Speaker 5>pieces you could play with and it was like a
<v Speaker 5>little your shoe box became this place set that looked
<v Speaker 5>like hath like it had a little picture of the
<v Speaker 5>Millennium falcon and you know. So I mean all these
<v Speaker 5>like super early memories of being a kid and playing
<v Speaker 5>with that and all that and I mean it was
<v Speaker 5>like Star Wars was always there, you know, you as
<v Speaker 5>soon as the book started coming out, before when there
<v Speaker 5>were only three movies, picking up all the books, reading
<v Speaker 5>all the books, talking about it with friends, you know,
<v Speaker 5>the idea that.
<v Speaker 4>There's going to be a prequel series. What no, really? Well, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>look at it, dude. It says episode four.
<v Speaker 5>That means there's one two it like just I just
<v Speaker 5>remember spending hours talking about that, and so anyways, I
<v Speaker 5>won't get too long winded, but I would definitely say
<v Speaker 5>eight or nine. I mean i'd say ten, but I
<v Speaker 5>can't compare to John's level of Star Wars intelligence and dedication,
<v Speaker 5>So I wouldn't want to put myself in his class
<v Speaker 5>of that. But love for Star Wars, Yeah, I definitely
<v Speaker 5>put it up there, all right, Danish.
<v Speaker 6>Your next Yeah, I mean I would very much echoing
<v Speaker 6>a lot of what Pat says, especially when John says
<v Speaker 6>at ten or eleven.
<v Speaker 7>Now, I would say during.
<v Speaker 6>When I was younger, when you know, from New Hope
<v Speaker 6>to Empire Strikes Back, when those all originally came out
<v Speaker 6>as a kid, I'd be up there with eleven with John.
<v Speaker 7>I mean, we had everything, we were involved.
<v Speaker 6>I mean it was it was like, yeah, you were,
<v Speaker 6>you were just you were all in with that and
<v Speaker 6>just waiting to do whatever you had to do to
<v Speaker 6>get there to see that movie on opening day we saw.
<v Speaker 6>I remember seeing Empire Strikes back when it first came out,
<v Speaker 6>like first day, opening day, waiting in line.
<v Speaker 7>And then the same thing with Jedi. It was like
<v Speaker 7>we had to see those.
<v Speaker 6>Now that you know elderly, it's like, now you get
<v Speaker 6>to the point where with all the other movies, I
<v Speaker 6>would say, similar thing with Pat, where there's people who
<v Speaker 6>are still so very die hard about that all the
<v Speaker 6>way up to whatever comes out. While I love it
<v Speaker 6>at a ten, my knowledge and probably fan qualifications, we'd
<v Speaker 6>probably closer to like the eighth.
<v Speaker 7>So I'd put it probably like around an eight. That
<v Speaker 7>would be fair.
<v Speaker 6>Otherwise, like you said, like Pat perfectly said, it's kind
<v Speaker 6>of an insult to anybody who's a ten.
<v Speaker 7>If you're gonna set ten as.
<v Speaker 6>The benchmark and John is an eleven, I gotta go
<v Speaker 6>down to about eight, maybe eight and a half, you know.
<v Speaker 3>So you got George Lucas and John as a ten,
<v Speaker 3>and then we've dropping down just a little bit lower
<v Speaker 3>than that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, John, maybe above George. I don't know that he
<v Speaker 2>cares as much about his George Lucas, John Jon Favreau.
<v Speaker 2>Where are you Okay? So I'm glad to be here
<v Speaker 2>with you guys, because I know that Jason rinks far
<v Speaker 2>above me as well. He's gonna put himself in the
<v Speaker 2>same area that you guys are at. So I watched
<v Speaker 2>all of the movies, and I can tell you things
<v Speaker 2>about all of the movies. And when I was a kid,
<v Speaker 2>I had Star Wars sheets in my bed, and I
<v Speaker 2>played with the figurines, but I was not action figures,
<v Speaker 2>figurines whatever. I played with those a little bit, probably
<v Speaker 2>as much as I played with the Ga Joe guys,
<v Speaker 2>but it was I don't have I don't have the
<v Speaker 2>nerd knowledge base on this one. I obviously have it
<v Speaker 2>on a whole lot of other things. Plenty of nerdness
<v Speaker 2>over here, but Star Wars is not my wheelhouse. So
<v Speaker 2>I would say I'm probably a five, okay, all right?
<v Speaker 3>For me, I would say for the original trilogy, I
<v Speaker 3>would say I'm a ten, But I dropped. I started
<v Speaker 3>dropping after that. So the prequels was very I was
<v Speaker 3>Opening day guy, and you know, very interested in those.
<v Speaker 3>I was a little bit let down, and you know
<v Speaker 3>the books and the comics, I kind of fade.
<v Speaker 2>But four, five, and six for me, I'm top of
<v Speaker 2>the heat.
<v Speaker 3>Probably so very very meaningful movies to me change my life.
<v Speaker 2>So I said, we should probably break up the conversations
<v Speaker 2>that we'll have from time to time by doing a
<v Speaker 2>little bit of trivia. And my intention was to bring
<v Speaker 2>some Star Wars trivia. And Jason actually has the Star
<v Speaker 2>Wars trivial pursuit, but I forgot mine. But I happened
<v Speaker 2>to have eighties and nineties trivia cards in my call are,
<v Speaker 2>So I said to Jason, I'm like, this is actually
<v Speaker 2>good because I would just fail miserably at the Star
<v Speaker 2>Wars trivia. But we will break it up from time
<v Speaker 2>to time with some Star Wars trivia and see see
<v Speaker 2>if you guys have accurately. Are you ready ranked yourself? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I'll let me do one. Let me go first, since
<v Speaker 2>I'm the guy that doesn't know the Star Wars stuff,
<v Speaker 2>I'll be the question here. All right, Okay, what is
<v Speaker 2>the first line of dialogue spoken in a New Hope? Okay,
<v Speaker 2>Jason has his hand up, He's wrung his buzzer. Pat
<v Speaker 2>you have your hand up, and John, do you know it?
<v Speaker 1>I think I do. You guys had your hands up first,
<v Speaker 1>but I think I know it.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, I'm gonna say it's C three PO saying
<v Speaker 3>they've shut down the main reactor will be destroyed for sure.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's C three PO saying did you hear that?
<v Speaker 5>I think I might want to put my hand down. Okay,
<v Speaker 5>I was going to say, I was going to say
<v Speaker 5>they've shut down the main reactor, but I didn't remember
<v Speaker 5>then the next part, so I don't remember the portion
<v Speaker 5>of it. Portion of it is C three PO saying
<v Speaker 5>they've shut down the main react.
<v Speaker 6>That John is correct on that, because I I think
<v Speaker 6>that other line comes either like a couple of sentences
<v Speaker 6>in I think.
<v Speaker 2>It's did you hear that they've shut down the main reactor? Well,
<v Speaker 2>that is the correct answer, did you hear that they
<v Speaker 2>shut down the main reactor? So I don't know who
<v Speaker 2>to give credit to on that one, because you were close,
<v Speaker 2>but I got to say that John got the first
<v Speaker 2>at least four words spot on. So I'm gonna.
<v Speaker 6>Technically, did R two D two beep or anything before that?
<v Speaker 6>Would that counted as dialogue? I maybe was he responding
<v Speaker 6>back to him or was he actually.
<v Speaker 2>The first line.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Dang, dang, it's.
<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's life, it's life day. It's a group,
<v Speaker 1>group effort. I mean we got, you know, we got
<v Speaker 1>the first couple of lines together as a collective thing.
<v Speaker 3>So all right, well, are we ready to dive into
<v Speaker 3>the Star Wars Holiday special?
<v Speaker 1>Dive into this thing like a pool we didn't know
<v Speaker 1>was empty?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So, like we said, this was released on November seventeenth,
<v Speaker 3>nineteen seventy eight. The budget was about a million bucks.
<v Speaker 2>On this.
<v Speaker 7>Already charged that much million.
<v Speaker 3>Dollars, one million bucks in nineteen seventy eight. I mean,
<v Speaker 3>what was Star Wars' budget? I mean it wasn't tons.
<v Speaker 5>You know, well, anything that resembled a special effect was
<v Speaker 5>all like a like a like a grab from the movie.
<v Speaker 4>So I don't know what they spent.
<v Speaker 3>They stole a lot of stuff, you know, footage from
<v Speaker 3>the original Star Wars.
<v Speaker 1>On this, clearly yeah, the original the budget the budget
<v Speaker 1>for the original Star Wars movie is eleven million, eleven
<v Speaker 1>million bucks.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is at least his tenth a good ten good.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if Star Wars is a ten, then this is
<v Speaker 3>a one right right by the.
<v Speaker 2>Way, this is the worst score I've ever seen on IMDb.
<v Speaker 2>It ranks two point one on IMDb out of ten.
<v Speaker 2>I have never seen a score that bad in my life. Wow. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>have you guys?
<v Speaker 3>Did I take it that you guys watched the on YouTube?
<v Speaker 3>There's one particular showing of it from a Ohio TV.
<v Speaker 2>Station that's really clear.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, I oh, I believe Channel seven and Dayton
<v Speaker 3>has this wonderful copy on YouTube. If you haven't seen
<v Speaker 3>it yet and you're listening to this and you want
<v Speaker 3>to throw away an hour in thirty seven minutes of
<v Speaker 3>your life, check it out on YouTube.
<v Speaker 2>It is crystal cleare pretty good quality. Grab a beer.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the quality of that one is great. And having
<v Speaker 1>seen this probably like six or seven years ago, this
<v Speaker 1>was a second watch for me, or a second like
<v Speaker 1>all the way through watch for me, And I will
<v Speaker 1>say it was funny already knowing when I was getting
<v Speaker 1>myself in when I started watching this, you know, just
<v Speaker 1>a few days ago when that YouTube video popped up
<v Speaker 1>and it actually starts before the special starts, and it's
<v Speaker 1>like the Incredible Hulk will not be shown tonight. And
<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting there going, oh, man, Incredible Hulk. I'd much
<v Speaker 1>rather watch that.
<v Speaker 2>You put me on the on the Incredible Hulk Nerd scale,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm a ten solid ten on the Incredible I
<v Speaker 2>had When my brother would go get baseball cards, I
<v Speaker 2>would only get Incredible Hulk cards. I obsessed over Luf Rigno.
<v Speaker 2>I watched every movie he was in, even the ones
<v Speaker 2>that were well, they were all bad. But yeah, But.
<v Speaker 1>The question, the question is, when you walk out of
<v Speaker 1>a room, do you have the Lonely Man theme queued
<v Speaker 1>up on your phone to play?
<v Speaker 2>I put my head down and then I think you
<v Speaker 2>pull it up and roar.
<v Speaker 4>Do people not want to make you angry?
<v Speaker 2>It would like anyone I'm angry?
<v Speaker 1>Okay?
<v Speaker 3>When his eyes turned tail blue, just run for the hill,
<v Speaker 3>all right. So this was broadcast on a Friday, right
<v Speaker 3>around Thanksgiving. Like we said, November seventeen, thirteen million people
<v Speaker 3>watch this. It finished second behind the Love Boat.
<v Speaker 2>Let's be specific. Thirteen million people watched about the first
<v Speaker 2>hour of this, and then there was a unanimous click
<v Speaker 2>heard around the world as people turned their TV dial
<v Speaker 2>to some other channel besides CBS.
<v Speaker 1>It's as if it's as if a million voices suddenly
<v Speaker 1>cried out in error silenced.
<v Speaker 2>I got that reference, I got it. This one started
<v Speaker 2>off it was a pitch by CBS to Lucas and
<v Speaker 2>they wanted to do it, and Lucas saw this as
<v Speaker 2>an opportunity to make more money with the action figures
<v Speaker 2>and other merchandise and so. But their plan was to
<v Speaker 2>do a like a combination of star Wars and a
<v Speaker 2>variety show, because in the seventies, variety shows were the thing,
<v Speaker 2>right you had the Carol Burnett Show, and you had
<v Speaker 2>like there were a bunch of the Mandrel Sisters. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>there were a ton of those kind of variety shows.
<v Speaker 2>But actually by nineteen seventy eight people had kind of
<v Speaker 2>gotten tired of them. So it was a really dated
<v Speaker 2>idea that they decided to go ahead with.
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Well, and frankly, I mean, you guys are probably
<v Speaker 1>gonna mention this, but frankly, on paper, this it looks
<v Speaker 1>like this should have been fine. Like they had they
<v Speaker 1>had some pretty good talent lined up for this. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>they had Art Carney, I mean, they had Harvey Korman.
<v Speaker 1>They I mean, yeah, on paper, when you.
<v Speaker 6>Said on paper, you meant cast I wanted you to
<v Speaker 6>make sure that not writing.
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, yeah, oh the writers. No, I think the writers,
<v Speaker 1>and I think writers.
<v Speaker 7>If I read this like a screenplay I have, I'm lost.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, the writers. I think. In fact, some of
<v Speaker 1>the writers even admitted that they were coked out of
<v Speaker 1>their minds when they made this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. Yeah. The the original script actually sounded
<v Speaker 2>like it might have been pretty good. Like Lumpy disappears
<v Speaker 2>and they're trying to track him down. That sounded like
<v Speaker 2>it might have been a little bit more interesting story
<v Speaker 2>than waiting for GOODO. I mean waiting for Chewbacca. Chewbacca dead,
<v Speaker 2>be dead? Right, Okay, So that brings me to my
<v Speaker 2>point is this is something where I'm just like, how
<v Speaker 2>do we have a guy who is working as a
<v Speaker 2>smuggler as his job as the family man, who has
<v Speaker 2>a kid and a wife and a dad at home,
<v Speaker 2>and he's got a nice house too, Like I thought
<v Speaker 2>these guys were barely scraping by, and I mean he's
<v Speaker 2>living in what I would consider a mouse threehouse.
<v Speaker 1>It's it's that's spice money.
<v Speaker 4>I'm Jason.
<v Speaker 5>I'm really glad to hear you say that, because I
<v Speaker 5>thought for when you said dead be Dad, Like I thought, Oh, man,
<v Speaker 5>I'm watching this with two mod of a lens.
<v Speaker 4>I gotta keep a lid on this tonight.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want.
<v Speaker 4>But then I watched that. That's kind of what I
<v Speaker 4>kept thinking was he's is that his kid or is
<v Speaker 4>that his little brother? Like I don't and then and
<v Speaker 4>then yeah, I don't know that. I bumped on that
<v Speaker 4>as well.
<v Speaker 1>Pat don't answer this question, but how do you feel
<v Speaker 1>about Superman and Superman returns?
<v Speaker 2>I'm with I'm with you, I know where I'm with you.
<v Speaker 3>One of the cool things about the Star Wars Holiday
<v Speaker 3>special in nineteen seventy eight, you actually do get Mark
<v Speaker 3>Hamill as Luke Skywalker. Harrison Ford has Hans Solo, you
<v Speaker 3>get Kerry Fisher with the buns, you get Peter Mayhew.
<v Speaker 8>Then let's talk. I'm sure she had very nice buns.
<v Speaker 8>Carry Fisher had nice buns, but for sure by return
<v Speaker 8>of the Jet, well, okay, Peter may used. You have
<v Speaker 8>Anthony Daniels a C three po Kenny Baker for whatever reason,
<v Speaker 8>not there not there they use the remote control Art
<v Speaker 8>D two.
<v Speaker 2>And so his introduction was R two D two as
<v Speaker 2>him so two D two, right, and then you have
<v Speaker 2>James Earl Jones who did not Yeah, he did not
<v Speaker 2>get credit in the original Star Wars. That's right. So
<v Speaker 2>this is the first time that you hear that Darth
<v Speaker 2>Vader is James Earl Jones. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So that to me as a kid, I mean even
<v Speaker 3>as an adult, that part of me where I want
<v Speaker 3>to absorb anything from a new hope, right, anything from
<v Speaker 3>a new hope I loved particularly I loved The Muppet
<v Speaker 3>Show with Mark hammelin stuff like that.
<v Speaker 2>As a kid, I love that stuff. Anything extra I
<v Speaker 2>can get my hands on. It was awesome. And these
<v Speaker 2>segments are bad. But it is those characters, you know. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean they are still their characters, except that Luke
<v Speaker 2>for some reason. Here's the thing, So Luke can speak
<v Speaker 2>He's good buddies now for some reason with extended family.
<v Speaker 2>I can't figure that part out, Like how he close
<v Speaker 2>with them, like knows their personality, like they've spent months
<v Speaker 2>and months together. But he also speaks their language. Until
<v Speaker 2>you get to the cartoon where or C three po says, well,
<v Speaker 2>you need me to go with you so that I
<v Speaker 2>can translate what Chewbacca says. I'm like, wait a minute,
<v Speaker 2>didn't We just see him talking in the Chewbacca language.
<v Speaker 1>To no, because it's what it is is Luke is
<v Speaker 1>playing a prank on Chewy. He absolutely knows how to
<v Speaker 1>speak the Wookie language, it's just Chewy he won't talk to.
<v Speaker 2>Well.
<v Speaker 5>And it's funny that you mentioned, you know, that feeling
<v Speaker 5>of Okay, all the stars were in there, and I
<v Speaker 5>get what you're saying. I mean that that's definitely like, wow,
<v Speaker 5>they they got those I mean, I kind of get
<v Speaker 5>the feel when when watching this, it's almost like watching
<v Speaker 5>like an episode of Saturday Night Live right where they'll
<v Speaker 5>do a spoof on you know, they'll get the guest
<v Speaker 5>in and then they'll do a spoof on whatever movie
<v Speaker 5>that guest was in, where you know, the costumes are, oh,
<v Speaker 5>those look like the costumes from the movie, but they're
<v Speaker 5>just a little bit more silly, or they'll have the
<v Speaker 5>action from the movie, but it's a little bit more silly.
<v Speaker 5>And so that's kind of the lens that I kind
<v Speaker 5>of fell into as I'm like, oh, dude, because i'd
<v Speaker 5>never seen this before, you know, I watched it just
<v Speaker 5>within the last day or so, and I'm like I
<v Speaker 5>did because I'm like I'm like, well, I don't want
<v Speaker 5>to go on the podcast and be like the guy
<v Speaker 5>that reads the first chapter of the book and then
<v Speaker 5>tries to do the book discussion. So I like went
<v Speaker 5>all the way through and the only thing that carried
<v Speaker 5>me through was just think of it like you would
<v Speaker 5>like sitting there watching like Saturday Night Live just not funny,
<v Speaker 5>And that's kind of what it was.
<v Speaker 2>Was.
<v Speaker 5>It was the variety show and it had that flavor
<v Speaker 5>of Saturday Night Live where they're falling into their routines,
<v Speaker 5>but they're looking at the Q cards right. The sets
<v Speaker 5>are are kind of made with a little bit of
<v Speaker 5>that campy thing that can't be feel but you're excited
<v Speaker 5>because it's like, oh wow, Harrison Ford is hosting Saturday
<v Speaker 5>Night Live, Tonight or Mark and now all three, so
<v Speaker 5>that it was kind of a I kind of got
<v Speaker 5>that vibe from it, And maybe that was just a
<v Speaker 5>survival tactic.
<v Speaker 4>Of my brain.
<v Speaker 5>I'm not sure, but that was kind of what I
<v Speaker 5>felt watching the watching.
<v Speaker 1>This and then you start watching and you realize it's
<v Speaker 1>mid eighties Saturday Night Live.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Like let's let's just let's set the Wookies
<v Speaker 2>house on fire.
<v Speaker 1>Once this season is done.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I made a reference a few minutes ago. I
<v Speaker 2>probably should explain it. If you've never seen this holiday special.
<v Speaker 3>It revolves around Mala, who is Chewbacca's wife, Itchy is
<v Speaker 3>Chewbacca's dad, and Lumpy, who is Chewbacca's son.
<v Speaker 2>Actually have better wookie names, but that's what they call
<v Speaker 2>him on the show. Yes, yeah, they explained it later.
<v Speaker 2>The thing about this, Okay, So one of the variety
<v Speaker 2>shows that was out at the time was this thing
<v Speaker 2>that probably nobody remembers called Shields and Yarnell, And so
<v Speaker 2>they got writers from Shields and Yarnell because it was
<v Speaker 2>like a mime couple, and so you know, hey, we're
<v Speaker 2>going to be doing writing for people for wookies that
<v Speaker 2>don't speak, so this seems like the right writing folks,
<v Speaker 2>But that wasn't who they ended up with. Ultimately, they
<v Speaker 2>ended up with Pat Proft, who he wrote Hot Shots,
<v Speaker 2>Scary Movie, Real Genius. And then Bruce Flanch who he
<v Speaker 2>you know who he is, Yes, Hollywood Squares all the time.
<v Speaker 2>He was a part of the Adam Sandler Johan thing
<v Speaker 2>and he would write for Comic Relief and the Oscar shows.
<v Speaker 2>So with those guys, Intel you'd think, hey, this is
<v Speaker 2>going to be a well written thing.
<v Speaker 3>With Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and George Luke is kind
<v Speaker 3>of kind of doing the story.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you get Art Carney, who is a comedic actor.
<v Speaker 2>I really wish he had done this part as Ed Norton.
<v Speaker 2>That would have been the best if he had. If
<v Speaker 2>he had just been just that would have been fantastic. Hey,
<v Speaker 2>here's the thing. He his character was originally supposed to
<v Speaker 2>be Lando. I heard this. He was like he was,
<v Speaker 2>and they obviously watered it down, but his his character
<v Speaker 2>was supposed to be not involved in like trinket trade,
<v Speaker 2>but like human trade. And so you can see the
<v Speaker 2>similarity of Lando's character, but you can also see the
<v Speaker 2>similarity and how he's backing down on Mala when he
<v Speaker 2>comes in, like old Billy d Williams.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was I mean that there were I did.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure we're probably gonna get more into this, but
<v Speaker 1>good lord, there were some really awkward, really awkward scenes,
<v Speaker 1>awkward comments, awkward looks. In fact, that the scene you're
<v Speaker 1>talking about when he comes in and he's talking to Mala,
<v Speaker 1>either on that first one with a view screen, when
<v Speaker 1>he's talking to her and he has like the worst
<v Speaker 1>possible secret code ever? Was that what he's trying to
<v Speaker 1>explain that? Yeah, that you know that shaggy carpet that
<v Speaker 1>you ordered, I know what you're calling. It's it's on
<v Speaker 1>its way. It's gonna rive at your house. You know,
<v Speaker 1>there was this little woman like four planets away. She
<v Speaker 1>did it by herself. In fact, you might say she
<v Speaker 1>did it by han so low, which is why.
<v Speaker 2>Williams pronounces his name wrong.
<v Speaker 1>And all right, but yeah, I mean you've got those
<v Speaker 1>scenes where there's just these awkward looks and and kind
<v Speaker 1>of when he first came in, you know, in person,
<v Speaker 1>to the house, and the way he was looking at
<v Speaker 1>and talking to Mala, I'm like, dude, it's Chewbaca's wife.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know he's not around. But then the
<v Speaker 1>first thought that jumped in my head, this is how
<v Speaker 1>twisted it was. The first thought that jumped in my
<v Speaker 1>head was Rizzo, the rat from Muppets Take Manhattan Go.
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever considered interspecies dating?
<v Speaker 3>Hey, speaking of that, I mean, our party's all over, Mala,
<v Speaker 3>Princess Lea's kind of got her hands all over Chewbacca
<v Speaker 3>through during the red Robe ceremony.
<v Speaker 2>And obviously Itchy is very human females as well, since
<v Speaker 2>Diane Carroll is just a projection of his own imagination,
<v Speaker 2>should we just talk about that.
<v Speaker 1>It's I mean, it's never quite explained exactly what Life
<v Speaker 1>Day celebrates, so and we don't see I don't think
<v Speaker 1>we see the full ceremony. I'm starting to think that
<v Speaker 1>maybe like there's a password to get into Life Day
<v Speaker 1>that you know, only Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman know about,
<v Speaker 1>and everybody's wearing masks and.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, so Pat, I want to get your take. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>this is your first time to watch when you saw
<v Speaker 3>the virtual reality that Art Carneie hooks up Itchy with.
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, oh man, I'm sitting there thinking, well, I'm sinner,
<v Speaker 9>trying to remember, like cause the VR, the kid could
<v Speaker 9>get into the VR too, right, and it Itchy was
<v Speaker 9>the dad.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's the dad.
<v Speaker 5>It's like, well, first of all, like I could just
<v Speaker 5>think like, they can't be going there, and then it
<v Speaker 5>was just like, no, I think they're going there.
<v Speaker 4>Pat, Like I'm talking to.
<v Speaker 5>Myself and it's just like, no, they really don't. And
<v Speaker 5>then I'm like, well, dude, this is the seventies. So
<v Speaker 5>but I mean, it was like, okay, so I'm just imagining. Okay,
<v Speaker 5>We're at the family get together and Dad needs to escape,
<v Speaker 5>so he's going to take the VR in the back room,
<v Speaker 5>and all of a sudden, this Gale appears on screen,
<v Speaker 5>dancing out of the mist.
<v Speaker 4>It was sort of like the Little Fairy Creatures, right.
<v Speaker 5>It was sort of and then it's like all your
<v Speaker 5>desires and all your this and all your dreams, and
<v Speaker 5>I was kind of I was kind of half listening
<v Speaker 5>to this thing, and it was like.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, experience me, Matt.
<v Speaker 5>Right, It's it's it's I'm gonna I'm gonna quote. I'm
<v Speaker 5>gonna quote John's favorite movie. And I'm sorry John, because
<v Speaker 5>you know you're gonna want to go off on.
<v Speaker 4>The quotes there.
<v Speaker 5>But when he's like, good morning Vietnam and they're doing
<v Speaker 5>the they're doing the reviews for when the lieutenant tries
<v Speaker 5>to take over the show, and it was like the
<v Speaker 5>review was and he looks at it and he says,
<v Speaker 5>you stink.
<v Speaker 4>Eat a bag of you know, such and such. Any guys, this.
<v Speaker 5>Review is pretty explicit. They're not too much gray area
<v Speaker 5>in that one. As soon as they got to that scene,
<v Speaker 5>where all of a sudden, the Gael sitting there and
<v Speaker 5>what are your deepest desires or urges? I'm just like,
<v Speaker 5>that's pretty explicit. There's not too much grey area. They're
<v Speaker 5>they're going for what I think. And then I was like,
<v Speaker 5>was this a TV?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 4>What the heck is going on? So that was my reaction,
<v Speaker 4>And then then I knew what was going on.
<v Speaker 1>And I'm wondering how many I'm wondering how many parents
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen seventy eight, I wonder how many parents are
<v Speaker 1>watching this with their kids? Hey, kids, Star Wars gather
<v Speaker 1>around the TV lest yeah, and then this scene starts
<v Speaker 1>and the parents are like, no, play, what is kids?
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you go go get daddy another drink in
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen real quick? Let's leave the room.
<v Speaker 2>I have I have heard from multiple sources that that
<v Speaker 2>was their intention, the writer's intention, to make this softcore,
<v Speaker 2>soft core porn that they could get into a TV
<v Speaker 2>show in prime time. And I've heard it from several places,
<v Speaker 2>but I have not heard why why would you do that?
<v Speaker 2>What possible motivation could you have?
<v Speaker 5>I was just gonna say cocaine, that's right, Yeah, it was.
<v Speaker 1>It was one of the writers and producers was a
<v Speaker 1>Mitzi Welch I think had said. I think she was
<v Speaker 1>the one quoted as saying, yeah, we just we wanted
<v Speaker 1>to try to get in some softcore porn into the
<v Speaker 1>as we want to see as far as we could
<v Speaker 1>push it, Like, what could we get into this holiday special?
<v Speaker 1>And I'm sitting there thinking, I'm reading this quote. I'm
<v Speaker 1>sitting there thinking there are at least seven things wrong
<v Speaker 1>with that sentence. How much of this can we get
<v Speaker 1>into that holiday special? Yeah, okay, all right, based on
<v Speaker 1>a kid's movie.
<v Speaker 3>But the funny thing is is I would say that
<v Speaker 3>that's not the worst thing about the special for me.
<v Speaker 3>The nine and a half minutes of Wookies talking with
<v Speaker 3>no subtitles.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, right, which I can understand somebody says, no, listen,
<v Speaker 2>Chewbacca doesn't have subtitles, so the Wookie talk doesn't have subtitles. Well, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's great, But Chewbacca always had someone with him who
<v Speaker 2>could respond in such a way that you knew what
<v Speaker 2>he said. Nine and a half minutes of them running
<v Speaker 2>around the house. And here's the thing, here's what we
<v Speaker 2>found out. This thing was supposed to only be an
<v Speaker 2>hour long, but when the when advertisers found out it
<v Speaker 2>was coming out, there were so many people begging to
<v Speaker 2>be on board. They decided to stretch it to basically
<v Speaker 2>a two hour special. And that's why you have so
<v Speaker 2>much time that you're just at the screen going what
<v Speaker 2>what in the world? Why would anybody want to watch this?
<v Speaker 2>Who thought this was a good idea?
<v Speaker 1>And I remember reading that they told George Lucas at
<v Speaker 1>the time that because it was his idea to focus
<v Speaker 1>it around Chewbacca's family, And I remember reading something somewhere
<v Speaker 1>that they're like, Okay, George, this Wookie's talking for extended periods.
<v Speaker 1>It's not going to work. It's like, yes, Chewbacca can
<v Speaker 1>do it without without subtitles, but that's because Chewbacca is
<v Speaker 1>not standing there giving like Mark Anthony's speech from Julius Caesar.
<v Speaker 1>You know, he's not. It's not a soliloquy. It's it's
<v Speaker 1>he talks and Han responds or somebody else or C
<v Speaker 1>three po translates or And from my understanding, like that
<v Speaker 1>was that was almost the extent of George Lucas's participation
<v Speaker 1>was to basically say, okay, fine do this thing, and hey,
<v Speaker 1>I think you should do it using Chewbacca's family as
<v Speaker 1>the focal point, and that's just yeah, it's and it's
<v Speaker 1>it's painful. It's painful in it, and it bothered me
<v Speaker 1>so much when I read. I was like, when I
<v Speaker 1>watched this for the first time, I didn't really look
<v Speaker 1>up to see who, like the producers were, and the
<v Speaker 1>and the costume design and everything else. And then when
<v Speaker 1>I did finally look that up, and I was like, good,
<v Speaker 1>these Wookie costumes they look terrible, like Itchy just looks
<v Speaker 1>like Archie Bunker version of Chewbacca. And the sounds are
<v Speaker 1>just terrible in this. I mean it sounds lumpy every
<v Speaker 1>once in a while, sounds like you know when when
<v Speaker 1>et is kind of chittering and running around and doing
<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff. And then I looked it up
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's Stan Winston did the creature designs, and
<v Speaker 1>it was Ben Burt did the sound, you know, from
<v Speaker 1>the Star Wars movies. And I'm sitting there going, what
<v Speaker 1>happened to you guys?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Why did you let it?
<v Speaker 2>Was?
<v Speaker 4>It?
<v Speaker 1>Was it the well?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, they cow doing their nose during every commercial break.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, So so George Lucas had a little bit
<v Speaker 2>of involvement with it. Before he had he had come,
<v Speaker 2>he'd watched dailies and the original director was actually a
<v Speaker 2>guy that went to USC with him. It was a
<v Speaker 2>guy named David A. Coomba, And after like two days
<v Speaker 2>of shooting he was like, I can't forget this crap. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this is terrible. I can't get along with the producers,
<v Speaker 2>and so they brought in this guy named Steve Binder.
<v Speaker 2>Now Steve Binder had done a couple of really big
<v Speaker 2>like he did the Petula Clark TV special which was
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen sixty eight, which was a huge deal because
<v Speaker 2>it was like she was singing a duet with Harry
<v Speaker 2>Belafonte and touches his arm. It's part of the singing.
<v Speaker 2>Well in nineteen sixty eight, apparently that was a huge
<v Speaker 2>deal and people were like executives were like, we can't
<v Speaker 2>show this in the South. People will lose their minds
<v Speaker 2>a white woman touching the arm of a black man,
<v Speaker 2>And basically they did it anyway, and so it was
<v Speaker 2>a bit. He was a big part of that, and
<v Speaker 2>then he was also part of the Elvis Presley sixty
<v Speaker 2>eight Comeback special, which was huge because nobody knew who
<v Speaker 2>the crap? I mean, I said, I didn't recognize Elvis anymore.
<v Speaker 2>Sixty eight, he had lost all his fame and that
<v Speaker 2>really was a big comeback special for him. But the
<v Speaker 2>only information that he got from George Lucas was the
<v Speaker 2>Wookie Bible.
<v Speaker 1>That's it.
<v Speaker 2>That's all he had. That's just just the details of
<v Speaker 2>how they should look and behave, and that's all he's
<v Speaker 2>got going for. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of
<v Speaker 2>talent involved in this show. It just didn't come together.
<v Speaker 2>There was no real oversight.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, George Lucas, I think I think you guys missed
<v Speaker 6>the quality acting with the eyes, like you knew what
<v Speaker 6>she was feeling by the long, slow close up that
<v Speaker 6>they held on her face for so long, like she
<v Speaker 6>really missed and loved Chewbacca and she was she did.
<v Speaker 7>You look at that picture?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why he.
<v Speaker 7>Needs subtitles for that.
<v Speaker 6>I mean, anybody who's hat there, you know someone they
<v Speaker 6>loved to identify, And I think that's what they're making
<v Speaker 6>on As far as as far as John saying with
<v Speaker 6>the costumes. Immediately, I did watch this with my seventeen
<v Speaker 6>year old son, which was hilarious because it was kind
<v Speaker 6>of like he was excited about it first because I
<v Speaker 6>started watching it and then I said I brought it
<v Speaker 6>up and he's like, oh really, there was a special
<v Speaker 6>sum we started watch. I said, yeah, you're gonna sit down,
<v Speaker 6>you're gonna watch this. We start watching it literally on
<v Speaker 6>the TV because we had pulled up through Apple TV
<v Speaker 6>or whatever. The quality looked really good, so we might
<v Speaker 6>have had the version that you had, but it looked
<v Speaker 6>like Doctorsaas from the Planet of the Apes. That was
<v Speaker 6>like lumpy, like a young doctor SaaS. And then if
<v Speaker 6>anybody's ever seen the Nairobi Trio from uh, what's his name?
<v Speaker 6>The TV got Ernie Kovac's that's what it'sy remind him
<v Speaker 6>of you, you said, a cross between kind of Archie Bunker.
<v Speaker 6>But if you look at the costumes, if you just
<v Speaker 6>type in Nairobi Trio, black and white pictures might not
<v Speaker 6>look as good, but that mask, just his face and
<v Speaker 6>his lip, it just looked absolutely horrible.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it was as wookies age their bottom lip grows.
<v Speaker 7>I like pulled up over it, like, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 5>I just have a quick question, you know, Dennis, You
<v Speaker 5>I'm curious you know some of the stuff we were
<v Speaker 5>just talking about. You remember seeing this, and I guess
<v Speaker 5>I'm curious, like, did at any point when you were
<v Speaker 5>watching this did you get like this isn't like as
<v Speaker 5>a kid, this isn't good, or like that scene where
<v Speaker 5>the Mystic Lady appeared out of the VR did that
<v Speaker 5>get awkward for you? And then flipping forward when you
<v Speaker 5>watch this with Hunter, did you bump on any of
<v Speaker 5>those things like, oh, this is not going the direction
<v Speaker 5>that I want to like, If you don't mind me asking,
<v Speaker 5>I'm just curious.
<v Speaker 7>Oh that's fine.
<v Speaker 6>I mean, I'm honestly like I started watching it prior,
<v Speaker 6>like a couple of days ago, like a few days ago,
<v Speaker 6>on my own, and then when it got to the
<v Speaker 6>weird bits and pieces, I was just like, whoa this?
<v Speaker 6>I like, I'm not but I still for the podcast.
<v Speaker 6>I need to watch the thing. I was like, all right,
<v Speaker 6>So it was put on hold. And then when Hunters
<v Speaker 6>sitting there watching it my son, it was we're eating
<v Speaker 6>kind of dinner and.
<v Speaker 7>Watching this and as it's going is just looking at
<v Speaker 7>his reactions.
<v Speaker 6>I mean, I knew what the expect already, like a
<v Speaker 6>lot of it, because I was like He's like, no,
<v Speaker 6>this is weird, Like it gets weird, and it was
<v Speaker 6>getting weirder and weirder. I will be honest, I can't
<v Speaker 6>see that. I saw the whole entire version this time,
<v Speaker 6>because as this went on to keep him watching, I
<v Speaker 6>had to fast forward through any of the musical numbers
<v Speaker 6>get the head a little bit. I was like, all right,
<v Speaker 6>people are singing and dancing, skip ahead a little bit.
<v Speaker 6>All right, we're back with what that number is done.
<v Speaker 6>And then we go into the so anytime it kind
<v Speaker 6>of kicked into a musical number, we kind of like
<v Speaker 6>we skipped a little bit ahead, but I did get
<v Speaker 6>enough of the weird you know that weird vibe too,
<v Speaker 6>but okay, yeah, and then the b Arthur song just yeah,
<v Speaker 6>I was just like, once we're out of that, that
<v Speaker 6>felt like a total Muppet song skit, Like I don't know.
<v Speaker 6>That was bizarre and a little creepy with uh with
<v Speaker 6>Harvey Corman coming in, I'm like, they really got Harvey
<v Speaker 6>Corman to like play as many parts as they could
<v Speaker 6>in this they like, I think he was the bulk
<v Speaker 6>of that million dollar budget.
<v Speaker 4>There, and.
<v Speaker 2>He was he was on just for who anybody who
<v Speaker 2>doesn't know, Harvey Corman was on the Carrollbournett Show, which
<v Speaker 2>was one of those variety shows, and he was he
<v Speaker 2>was the fourth funniest person on that show out of
<v Speaker 2>a cast of five or six. Yeah. Yeah, he was
<v Speaker 2>good in blazing saddles. Yeah, but my what I'd heard
<v Speaker 2>is he was kind of a prima donna on that show,
<v Speaker 2>and so this was probably a Hey, I'm in the
<v Speaker 2>New Star Wars special, Hahn, I'm pouring drinks in the
<v Speaker 2>top of my head and be a forearmed cook.
<v Speaker 6>One of the funny one of the funny things that
<v Speaker 6>we were saying, Like, as we're watching it, my son's like, so,
<v Speaker 6>is this the first one? Is this the first one?
<v Speaker 6>Like he was like thinking, was this before the And
<v Speaker 6>I go, what do you mean the first one? He goes,
<v Speaker 6>He goes, you know, the one was this before? Did
<v Speaker 6>this come before New Hope? And I'm like, this was
<v Speaker 6>the first one. If this was the first one, there
<v Speaker 6>wouldn't be a second one.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, right, right, absolutely.
<v Speaker 6>There's no way anybody would have I think people I
<v Speaker 6>will say that I would be interesting to see how
<v Speaker 6>many people did stick with it for the whole time,
<v Speaker 6>because when he said that a lot of people would
<v Speaker 6>have clicked off. I actually don't think so, because there's
<v Speaker 6>enough clips of like the live action, and then when
<v Speaker 6>you see Luke and you're you're just it kind of
<v Speaker 6>keeps you just enough to where you're about to turn
<v Speaker 6>it off. But you're hoping that this is going to
<v Speaker 6>get better and it's going to make sense. They give
<v Speaker 6>you enough of a little bit of Oh, Han solos
<v Speaker 6>and it so he has we haven't seen him or
<v Speaker 6>you know, like you're thinking someone else is gonna come
<v Speaker 6>in and make this better and it's all of a
<v Speaker 6>sudden going to take off, Like that's what you kind
<v Speaker 6>of keep thinking.
<v Speaker 1>Well, and you say, you say, Han Solo is in it.
<v Speaker 1>But every time I saw Harrison Ford on screen, I
<v Speaker 1>looked at his face. I'm like, I know that look.
<v Speaker 1>I know that's the look my thirteen year old has
<v Speaker 1>when we have to sit on the couch and do
<v Speaker 1>the family zoom once a week. Be there, That's what
<v Speaker 1>that look is.
<v Speaker 6>I was thinking, you know, how you want to be
<v Speaker 6>killed off? I think this is the reason you wanted
<v Speaker 6>to be character like this. Probably did it Like at.
<v Speaker 1>This point, look, look George, I'm George. I'm really excited
<v Speaker 1>about the Empire strikes back, but you have to the
<v Speaker 1>Holiday Special. I need you to kill my.
<v Speaker 2>Character, all right, everybody that does it for this part.
<v Speaker 2>We're going to be back tomorrow with part two of
<v Speaker 2>the Star Wars Holiday Special. Be sure and go subscribe
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