Revisiting WWF SmackDown! 2001 Mr. McMahon Kisses Rikishi’s Ass, The Kiss My Ass Club Is Closed, WWF Vengeance 2001, DEADLOCK 200 Q&A

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We welcome everybody to episode number two hundred of the Delop Podcast or two in
a row. I think we first started this, I was probably not thirty
years old yet quitting and things have changed. So uh, first off,
thank you to everybody who has stuck with us or is new, or you're
just listening at all at this point. To be honest with you might be
listening somewhere or else that we don't even know where you're seeing this from.
We have a lot of things that have nothing to do with us that people
somehow find delo So thank you. Well. Yeah, episode two hundred unbelievable.
Never thought I would ever be a part of two hundred of anything,
let alone two hides. You're not you weren't here for all two hundred,
So Tony, by this point I've been on equal amount episodes m blowed two
hundred, but it's it's been about that time. John stop about two hundred.
He's lying. Let's just put up a no no no no, no
no no, and you also get a package in the mail. Open it
up tomorrow. You know you gotta you gotta respect it, man, two
episodes time you take the good Yeah, all right, So we're we're watching
or we have watched, and we were talking about Friday Night SmackDown for December
six, two thousand and one. I think Friday Friday Thursday Night SmackDown.
James d Johnny jameson another day. Look at this guy, look at this
guy? Right well, all right, guys, we're gonna both of you.
We're gonna but you can go up with the outswer music right here,
and let's try again just here. The question we just had to get through
the stuff at the top is thank you to you guys for the two hundred
episodes. So listen to the person. I'm not surprised than its great I
think I was on the most of the two hundreds. I think it was
great date, well, new segment updates. I like it, James.
Let's try it out, dude, I wanna kick two hundred percent of your
ass. That is so funny. Okay, that's me. That's me doing
the pockets every week? Am I hilarious? It's like great? All right?
So all right, so now it's time for the Deadlock updates. Watch
this Kurt Angle as w c W champion. What I just want to do?
I say, I enjoyed doing Deadlock and this is very Is this the
updates very good? Sorry? I got over that part. Yeah yeah,
really I would happen. Just think he's been on I don't know, probably
like one. I'll tell you that. I'll starting the updates over. We
just started the whole thing, all right, so let's do the Deadlock updates.
We got watched this Kurt Angles WCW champion. That's fucked up. Yeah,
that's about that was fucked up. I still don't believe that's real.
I have no recollection of this. I have no fucking idea what was going
on there, but it did happen because we watched it on our Patreon on
paton Comla Dedlock. That's in the final tier, of course. And what
about SGH that's coming. SGH is on the way. It's uh, it'll
either be out by the time this is out, or it'll be out like
the fucking day of or day after we watched aff Invasion two thousand and one.
I feel like we've relived the entire Invasion era through Patreon watched were the
Invasion era of the fucking pod. We're yeah, yeah, we have to
be wrapping that shit up here. It's just just a ton of fucking good
stuff though, And they're surprised. I mean well, I mean good in
the sense that there's stuff to talk about, so well, nobody talks about
it ever, It just never existed about it. No one never reads tho.
This is weird. Also on our YouTube channel, the Deadlock YouTube channel,
um, we started doing deadlock gaming videos. We's shit, you ain't
ready for this, motherfuckers. We uploaded our first one. It was James
and I playing the Exploding barbar O deathmatch for me to be fight Forever.
Uh. And everyone says it's the best thing ever and deadlock gaming is the
coolest thing ever. These are comments that we saw, um said. Macha
said he's shutting down his channel because he knows he can't compete. That's true.
So these are all real things, and yes, you should hopefully see
more. Yeah, so you guys want that? Yeah you like that?
Or no, I'm sound or gaming? You like gaming? Huh? Yes,
favorite moments in Deadlock history over two hundred episodes, right, that's there
was That was actually the US debuting that just in time for episode two hundred.
It is probably right. It's becase two hundred episodes to get full circle
there and go to the Also, DPW exists Delop Pro Wrestling a real companiast
too. Um yeah, so check that out. You can go to delop
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You're goddamn right you can. And uh, this fucking just I think
it just ered already, right tag festival. Yeah, and everyone already said
it was the best show ever. What a fucking surprise. All right,
it's time for the Deadlock Patreon shouts out segment. Holy shit, let's go
here it goes. These are the people that get to get an ounce on
the two hundredth episode. This is crazy like the Patreon Obviously, I feel
like every aspect of the show, including somehow shouting out people's names that sign
them for a Patreon, have changed drastically since the beginning. Yeah, well,
we were gonna honestly, at the beginning of every month, we'd have
to read three thousand names, yeah, which was everybody's name. Ever.
It was like, yeah, it was like, we'll read it weekly in
the beginning of the month, we'll read all of them again again whoever signed
up? Yeah, but now it's too fucking much even for that. There
used to also be the gimmick sang on the show, which was also tied
to the Patriot, where you would sign up and we would give you a
wrestling gimmick, and then that also got too fucking out of control. We
could not know that was insane. It was good until Johnny joined and then
it got insane. And then sorry, I well, I thought I thought
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definitely made it better. I mean, it just it just put it over
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what are we gonna do? We gotta go crazy off the record. It
definitely got to the point where I was dreading the show because I fucking hated
doing themis remember what time we had gimmicks and James just put he forgot to
do it. So you put them all in a group and said, this
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it. I was out, Like episode nine, I get blamed constantly.
Why the fund did you come in here? There? Keep this shit going,
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on, come on, now, we're gonna all right. So now to
celebrate episode number two hundred, we're going to do probably our longest Q and
A of all time. Let's send some expectations. I grabbed a decent amount.
Sorry now I made that decision. Sorry about that. It's the longest
Q and A of all time. I'll try to see what I can do
here. It's a maybe a very informal, a lot of information here,
maybe you can gather if you've joined us along the way, or maybe just
rehashing some stuff that uh from from our past that we can get to talk
about here. So episode two hundred five dollars Q and A of course on
patreon dot com slash dead like PWF and to fight our tier or above.
You were able to ask a question to us and then we randomly pick some
questions here, like this question from Big V with the Big D. They
ask what is the thought process behind picking what retro reviews you guys do week
to week? There, okay, there is a list which we do defer
to have a running list of a list. Well, actually there's a couple
of lists. I feel like there's a there's a yes, and then there's
our list that include some of that stuff and also include stuff that is not
on there. Um, it kind of depends on it kind of depends on
how we're feeling it. Actually, like I don't know how to explain it.
Maybe James you might have the better words for it, but I feel
like it's we try not to tread too similar in years or companies, but
sometimes it's just like something comes up, like we're joking about something. It's
like, oh fuck, we should talk about that. Like when we just
talked about them the Cane, I'm asking, We're like, how the fun
haven't we watched that? So we just do it. Um. Yeah,
So there's a lot of spur of the moment ones, but then there's some
that are like this is too good, like to not do this week?
You know? Yeah, we definitely uh, I mean, we definitely take
I think we all we have like a list and then we're kind of like,
Okay, what's everybody want to do, and it's like everyone kind of
says something and it's like, okay, which one are we fill in the
mood? Which is the best one? Yeah? Sometimes this week where we're
just like I don't know what to do, so so much stories out something
and said that sounds good, Like Slammies was a tony fucking pig and that
was seen it forever, Like people said, do the slammis it's the most
fucked up thing ever. You guys got to cover that. That was good.
Um. Some of those are like, uh, like the XWF one
or like the All Wheels Wrestling. I kind of just found it and I
was like this would be kind of cool to watch. We never even like
discussed. I was like this might be interesting. I don't know, and
then we watched it and it was. We have pretty a lot of faith
in like because like it's also when we pick a show, it's usually like,
okay, what is what's the big hook on the show? Like XTF
was just it exists, Like let's talk about that. Yeah, like you
know, like this episode is the fucking you know, Vince kiss my Ass
Club thing. So it just kind of depends on how we're feeling, how
it lines up. Yeah, like you said earlier, we can't do a
lot of like if we do like WCW, we have to wait like a
few episodes to do another w W one is gonna do it too close or
like raw SmackDown. We just gotta kind of space it out. So yeah,
we were rocking through I think WWF like for a minute, like you're
just strolling episodes. So we're like, oh shit, we should take it
back. It's funny. Um. I don't know when we were talking about
it, James, but we were talking about, um, the like how
the retro's even started, and it was like it wasn't even supposed to be
a like what it is. No, Yeah, I don't even remember,
Like I just remember I was like watching some random shit on Peacock or something
or w W Network at the time, and I was like, damn,
let's just talk about that real quick. Yeah, you just wanted to say
hey you I legit remember you saying, hey, I watched some cool shit.
Uh can I talk about it? And we were like hell bah.
I think it was just like spur of the moment. You were like,
yeah, I want to talk about this. Back then, I just watched
it was and I was like, so originally it was us taking turns doing
that. Yeah, you're right, we're just watching individual and then telling each
other about it and that's insane. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, I
don't know how that worked. Yeah, and now it's now that's what it
is, and it turned into it made it us even more popular. So
I guess that was pretty fucking good idea. James, Yeah, it worked
out. I guess. Uh snow Cones spend Jorgensen's mediocre Peener asks, you
guys came to Kentucky any chance Cincinnati is a city you're looking at for DPW.
Thanks? You fuckers are the best. Now did I miss a show
that we did in Kentucky? Oh? Yeah, yeah you didn't miss that?
What was Tony? Were there? Yeah? We were there were Oh
fuck I time skipped What was all that one? We had the rock?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, some crazy stuff. Yeah it was though we
don't have him, Oh sure, Okay, yeah, we don't just spit
ball and you know, seeing what worked with didn't you know rock didn't really
fit to vibe? So yeah, that exploriment. So it's pretty good.
No, We're not coming, isn't at it? Sorry, Beefy James James,
Uh, what's your opinion on the DVDs on pot should be faster?
Um? Yeah, I think it's gotta be faster. I think it's gonna
be live streamed. U. Yeah, I Super Dragon really needs to start
pressing those DVD's a little quicker for me. Yeah. Start worrying about so
cal and start worrying about so rest of the world, righty. Apollo Picaro
asked what is the best episode of SGH you guys have ever done that she
doesn't get brought up a lot. I was very Fred flint Stone that short.
You sure that was a traumatizing one for you? That was the funniest
fucking I like someone like clipped it and put it on Twitter and like I
didn't like we do it and then like I forget about it, and like
I just moved on from it. But some one like posted the fucking thing
from it. It is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's just
fucking it is so stupid. It's so fucking funny though. Yeah, fucking
he fucked my wife? Are you kidding it? Yeah? Dude, that
one the first scene no Evil. I also didn't want to watch that one.
You did not, I don't want I was like, come on,
that always works out that way, dude. The first SnO Evil I think
might be my favorite. I love that one. Marcus Marcus. Yeah,
not only was that the one with Marcus, it was the one that had
the most fucked up experience ever. And you had to be their live to
experience. You had to be their live to watch. Oh my god,
I just remember that. Some people might not know this part, but we
were watching this on was it wasn't Timah or was it wasn't Bike? Now
it wasn't it wasn't tim No, we had it was like we had to
even we had we went to the depths of fucking hell to find we made
our own time of range. I don't think we could figure it out.
I don't think we could figure out just do it on Discord, don't even.
I swear we did on Discord. I swear it was time because that's
why what happened happened. Something was up with him. Yeah, if you
were not there for this, it kept like the video would just stop randomly,
or it would like start repeating in a very specific spot and the one
that I remember the most where there's a scene where child came and see no
evil. His mother is yelling at him, he's caged and he's naked,
and it zooms in his fucking little cock and then it just starts repeatedly flashing
this over and over again for a minute straight as we're all dying laughing,
trying to figure out how to fix it. It was truly, that might
be one of the best ones that. Yeah, we fixed it in post,
but like, if you were there alive, then you saw this cock
scene like five hundred times. Dude, that was insane. That was the
most insane thing, over and over. You could not get it to work.
Yeah, that one's a fucking good one. Uh God, damn,
there's some looking back at the list here, Uh, I can't believe we
watched the entire brawl for all. We had an entirety, which was cool
just to watch as far as like watch. Yeah, but it was cool
because like, watching the entire brawl for all and its entirety was just a
cool experience because I don't think I've ever seen it from start to finish,
So that was yeah. No, yeah, that was fun watching the fucking
yes you have. Watching the Power Rangers movie together was fun, dude,
The moment the boys are back in Yeah, it was shit. That was
fun. It's just fun, man. I like that a lot. I
was gonna say the one time we watched Adam Sandler movie The Longest Yard,
that was awesome. Yeah, yeah in the movie right looking out for Steve.
Don't forget that. Yeah, that's a that's a good one. The
one where we watched Not Pride, it was hustle. Hustle, Yeah,
hustle. Yeah, that was like one of my favorites. We had,
like a legendary hustle. It was sporting. It would have been like it
would have been the best one ever. You know. We finished it was
said, wow, that was the best SGH we've ever done. It was.
And then I looked at it and I said, wow, the audio
is so fucked up on what happened to it, like because it recorded everything
on all the tracks, so everything all together, all the tracks. I'm
sure anyone who's ever has running that fucking problem where like you look at it
reporting like fuck, fuck fuck, everything's on the same track, damn.
And yeah, so that was very sad. I tried super hard. I
spent like you did, four or five days, like just trying to go
through the audio and like just save anything I could. I was like trying
to fuck it. I was like, maybe if I like double down the
audio and I can remove it, and I was like, no, it's
so ingrained all that, it's so ingrained with it. It is tough because
it was fucking amazing, But I legit think it's impossible to fix unless you
like a goddamn genius. I think Beefy even tried too, and it was
like, just not fucking happy this is possible. Very sadly, Um,
the Ruins of alf asked you got a twelve hour fight to your next hypothetical
deep to be Japan show. What movie are you watching on the way there?
That's question for you, Tony. We would watch I mean, me
and Johnny before you just decided to move weird. You didn't move from us,
and that was I mean, that's an underrated, disrespectful part of the
trip. That really, I was enough, Well you offer it. I
feel like you should, like you raise your hand said please can I move?
And I said, okay, I raise my hand. That's because I
ship my pants full of dude, do, but I thought we were all
we're my car first though, Tony, we were watching Austar Powers. James
left, so we put all the powers of the middle seat TV and watch
other stuff separately as well. It was a good time. Yeah what about
you, James, what are you watching on your next place? I would
say I would say the whale, but I'm not finishing the whale in twelve
hours. You wouldn't say the whale. There was a fourteen hour. I
probably wouldn't watch the whale. You wouldn't watch the whale. Spoke like somebody.
It was like a bottom to the brooms and one of them three up.
Yeah, I would definitely watch I would watch the Whale, but there's
not enough time, so I'd probably had to go with Friday. Just the
just the just the first thirty minute first, just the one, because that's
all I got to see on the plane. So that's all I wanted to
see when I go back, is the first thirty minutes for twelve. We'll
do that next time, Okay, I'll make sure you do that. I'll
watch that with you for sure. I got no problem. Yeah we are
going back, I fucking hope. So Tony's coming yet existence, all right,
we're going breast nation Unknown Booby, all right, you're gonna fuck up
name. The retro review is then the calling card to the podcast for nearly
three years, other than the Christmas twenty twelve raw that Johnny mentioned a few
weeks back. Haven't there been any other shows that were so bad that weren't
worth reviewing or you just decided not to do? I know there's one.
I think I have the notes here for it because I remember how much I
fucking hated it. It was a fucking episode of fucking Impact from twenty thirteen,
but I don't remember what the crux of the episode was. I was
at Deb's watching it. We got halfway through it. There was like it
was like an hour twenty episode and I was forty minutes in and I hadn't
seen any matches, and I was like, this is fucking bad. I'm
not fucking show. And I think that's exactly how I wrote it to you,
guys. I don't want to be said that we almost didn't watch the
Slabbies because James always destroyed it. Yeah, there's there's many times where where
I'll message these guys, you know, like I'm coming off like a fifteen
hour wrestling watch bender, right, and like I get I go to see
where we're watching this week. I check it out. I I messed him.
I get through like ten fifteen meusiness shots messed him. Like, I
don't know what the funk we're doing this week? Guys, this ship watch
to sit and uh that happens a lot. But uh but he pulls through.
But we get through it. We get to it, and we there's
ever been one you've I feel like I'm not only I don't know if I've
ever vetoed an episode, it might have been only me, and I've done
it twice. I mean, I know, you know if he vetos it
that, I know it's bad. Yeah, I think I'll deal with a
bullshit. I know it's gonna be a good one with Johnny says, Hey,
Tony, do you watch the show? You? Oh boy? It
was a TENA. I think in the order of watching it's like you watch
it first, then Tony watches it, and then I watch it. I
think, yeah, you'll you'll ask me, do you did you watch this?
Because if you didn't, we should find something. Yeah, Like I'll
give you the respect that if you already watch it, I won't waste your
time. I still have my notes from that Christmas rawl that this uh person
just brought up because my notes say Deadlock notes Christmas twenty twelve. Fuck this
show. Damn. I'll have to try to find these. Maybe I'll put
it on Patreon or something, my notes for this shit, because I was
pissed. That was so bad. Let's see CTFB throwing Robert Chickens in the
ring during a Cody match, asks what's one podcast review that you think will
outlast you? Three? Congrats on the two hundred episodes. Thank you,
I think for me or like I think, I probably wouldn't say for me,
but I think the episode is probably the postum any one. I think
just because just because it's it's a more relevant to most fans thing. The
next is that they're probably on the same level. I think Hogan is probably
one of the like the highest rated. You're right, You're right, he
said a lot of fucking moments. Yeah, posta Mania is definitely. I
mean, I mean, obviously it wasn't even like the episode. It was
just a one offline that I didn't even know that I said when I brought
up the fucking Goldborge score in the Long Way Sign. Yeah, I was
just gonna say that that's already way fucking past us. Um yeah, like
stuff like that. Uh the fuck Ukne episode was. I think that's like,
I think that's way funnier than anything I've ever been it is. Yeah,
like I think that all. But yeah, I think posta Mania XWF
are probably like those are those way like way past. When we're gone,
people will like reference that shit. There's still like I think there's people that's
say or maybe not brother, they don't even know like anything about this show.
Yeah, or maybe not brother. Yeah. Yeah. Richard Ives asks,
is Bret Hart really on three strikes? Oh no, not more?
Yeah? Ye, well away then we take one away. I thought we
scammed ten thousand dollars from the high school. We took one away. We
took one away from him ten in a row or something. That's what I
mean. It was never really like shotguns, smiling, slamming. You got
you got a couple of strikes. Yeah, it's like there's a strike commission
here, man, come on. Yeah, we kind of like on it.
Yeah, like it's you know, you can't just willy nilly throw out
strikes and everybody would have some fucking strikes, you know what I mean,
This Sean is striked out, but that's to be done, you know,
like everybody understands that Sean's to be striked out, but about he's about to
be put out here in a minute when joint comes out on strikes right now,
buddy, do so. I mean, I wouldn't say that Brett Hard
has any strikes, but maybe i've he's got negative one strikes the show.
On the show, he hasn't struck out. I don't stam strikes. He's
still going. He's still but he still get two strikes from the slammis the
slammy, bro? He was dancing and wasn't dancing, Bro? What was
the other one? Tony? Tony is uh, he's branching off. He's
starting a fucking commission behind our back, commissioned these nuts. Okay, that's
what I say. That's all the strikes in a boat and taking them off
and starting. I'm letting you know. They asked the question. I'm answering
it. Okay, what was the question? It was Bret Hart of three
strikes nowers, Okay, that's what it is. Yeah. Uh nineteen ninety
seven can eating mountain oysters with going to clown white asks. Would y'all ever
consider bringing on guests similar to talk as Jericho, etc. We've super well
for talking is Jared. First of all, Yeah, it's great, We've
talked about it. I mean there's like, obviously we have friends that we
would enjoy talking wrestling with. Um One the times we do the show no
one is around for it's yeah, like it's uh, it's very rare that
it's a time where anyone that is a normal human being would fucking be around
to do it. So like that always gets in the way. Um.
And also we are out of our minds. There's also two hundred episodes of
Lore they would have to catch up on because I refuse, I'm not jokes.
I'll get my little fucking jokes here, will laugh. There's a couple
of things about it having four people on a podcast. It's kind of hard.
Also, I think especially with us, I mean like having people to
get their moments. Someone's going to be left out for sure, and it's
you know, feelings are gonna be hurting whatever. But also before you joined,
Johnny um Mars have guests when Marcus was on and off the show.
It wasn't really I guess it was co host, not guest, because guest
is different than co host, you know, like we're asking them question.
But when uh, when Marcus was like, you know, his job was
going crazy and he was like not able to be on the show, we
were deciding maybe we should do like a rotating guest and have people come on
every once in a while. That was showing the idea we floated by.
Um, you came on, you crushed it, and then you stayed for
life. So that was that was very very but I feel like there were
your reviews before I came on were also very different, so he probably could
have gone away with having rotating guests. I yeah, well I just wanted
to talk about Joshi wrestling. Yeah sure, you know, um, but
there was a vision I guess of being more so so like you know I
saw Abbie or or whatever. Yeah, you know, I was pretty negative
because I already didn't like like I had already, I wasn't watching you know
what I mean, Yeah you were watching for the show. Yeah, I
was watching for the show, like I already was it. I think I
stopped watching, uh, like for real, like full time stopped watching twenty
sixteen or the beginning twenty seventeen was like right after that Dan Ambrose AJ style
SmackDown run oh yeah, And I was like, all right, um,
like I watched from like see him that, see him Punk return the first
time or not return but where he was about to leave him money the night
um to like that era, and like I wasn't watching consistently a lot,
Like I would watch for three months and then I'd stop, and then I'd
be like, Okay, I'll come every three months, I'll stop. But
yeah, but yeah, so yeah, the early show was like can we
do everything you you were trying to review every show, right, yeah,
we we were going to talk about the whole week in wrestling. I feel
like, is what Yeah, that's right, which is just impossible because like
I'm such a niche washer wrestling, Like I don't care about a lot of
this show. I understand you don't watch anything. I never have and that's
really and honestly that really comes down it really fucked up the show. Yeah,
I mean it's really the soapcu scene really did a damage to my viewing
and that's yeah, thats it comes down to the release schedule with PWG.
Yeah, now that you mentioned it, that's what made the early episodes different.
Was the PWG release schedule for sure. Yeah, I mean that changed
everything. Marcus equipped watching wrestling and moved on to a new job because where
was the point? Yeah, what was the fucking point? He was waiting
for that DVD. He never got it, and it never got it forever,
streaming service man, no receipt of building. Yeah, he was waiting
for he never came to his door. And yeah, the only guests we're
gonna have on a super Dragon and ask why do you not have a line?
Why did you do why did you do this? Us man for we
almost had a guest. Oh yeah, I was just about to bring that
up. I didn't know. We wanted to talk about that. We didn't
do it. Nothing happened, Dude, can we talk that it didn't happen.
This is the funny, this is the this exists. We won't go
too far into it, but we were offered a interview and we went over
for a few days between ourselves, we legit had a It was a it
was a real discussion until it stopped being a real discussion about doing it and
I want you to know, if it would have happened, it would have
been the greatest fucking thing we've ever done. Yeah, we all we all
also in Blacklist and big like I don't, yeah, I don't. We
would have again, we probably would have been of the air it, like
the way we would have aired it. We would have hired it. Someone
would have aired it, and it would have been It would have been the
funniest fucking thing ever. And I didn't want to ask, like to stay,
Oh, how woud you get in arrested like those questions. We wanted
to ask our questions. Yeah, good luck. Someday someday we might try
that, because you know, there's like a what's that fuck? There's uh
like THEO Vaughan is that his name? Like yeah, like guys like that
that insane? If that is reft shit, I've never made that connection.
That's insane. People that do like kind of you go into it knowing what
you're gonna get. If we had that, it would be fine. But
maybe someday we will. Maybe that's the next step. It would have been
the greatest thing ever just talking about doing it. They would have had a
good time. I was laugh like it was so fucking funny. I think
us talking about what we were gonna ask them exists like it does. Yeah,
maybe you'll hear it some day. It's that cutting room floor stuff.
But yeah, yeah that would fuck that would have been so good. Um.
But yeah, so it's it's just tough. It's just tough to have
a guest on here really to get to the back to the question, of
course, Yeah for sure, um d DPW bang Bus asks. I recently
listened to an older episode in the patron shout out segment. I felt so
innocent. What went wrong? I'm not sure DPW bang Bus. I'm think
wrong. It went wrong with the patrons trying to bob the boys. That's
what happened. The introduction to Dick the cock Johnson was the How did that
start? I don't remember. I actually have no fucking idea. I really
don't remember, And like, I have no idea, but that was surely
had it had to have been one person, But like, how did it
get to be more? Is it related to the rock flush letter? Has
nothing to do with that, dude, I don't know what that is.
Whatever that is, it probably is on the show up. Maybe somebody can
go back and let us know when that started. I'll tell you what you
one thing, man, I think the dick the Cock Johnson thing, and
then the dick the Cock Johnson things showing up on other podcasts, which then
in turn turned into more Dick the Cock Johnson's worldwide was definitely what changed the
Yeah, once people realize that, like they could say funny things and we
would go, oh, yeah, that's pretty funny. Some of them are
really funny. Some of you are funny as hell. I gee that some
of you are. Some of you put some of you put names that like
you're trying to get us in trouble by saying and that's why it doesn't get
red, So like like we can't read that. There's can you figure it
out? Like and stop asking why didn't get red? Probably your name is
fucking crazy man. You should be you should yeah, man, just fu
Yeah. Sometimes well, I mean, thankfully MJF came up with diduc Johnson
and started it all and that was pretty good. Oh of course he also
ate the corn the long way? Thank you read it? Uh Stone called
Steve Auston Singing Bullet with the name asks if deadlock never reached these heights,
I see what would you all be doing instead? And what the dog doing?
What the dog doing was also a fucking Patreon craze. Yeah that was
good. I like that. We are we doing fucking I mean, same
thing, like yeah, yeah, I mean like, well, James would
not talk to us. I'd probably yeah, you're right, you're right.
But but you were done content creating. Yep, I was done, you
were out. I don't know, man, I really enjoyed my job.
Yeah, I uh, you know, I went through a few jobs at
the time because like YouTube wasn't doing so hot, so I was like,
oh, I should probably start looking into like real jobs, you know what
I mean, trying to figure out something. Then I went to the marina,
which I enjoyed a lot. You know, I remember I've heard I
remember this, beers on the job, you know what I mean, the
honey's coming on the boat, you know what I mean. All I gotta
do and say, yeah, I gotta get the boat left a little bit
and then tie him up on the dock going back, you know, beers
waiting for me in there. I got the TV Hulu on. It was
good, you know, job, and I was like, ah, I
think I found my calling. You know, cost of living in North Carolina's
pretty subdued. I was making pretty alright money. It's like I think I'm
done. I think. And at the time I was super out of wrestling,
Like I was like, ah, I'll call it, I'll call it
right here, you know what I mean. I UM. Then I fucking
texted Tony one day you shouldn't have done that. Should have done that?
Should pull me right back in to say, not to say it was a
one one out. We've been talking about doing something together forever though, you
know, No, you're right, You're right, you know effort. It
was literally, it was literally, I've done or I've gone as far as
I can go content creation wise. I think, like, you know,
other than that, I'd just be making And that was a lie I lied
to myself at the time, but I had to tell myself something to get
myself from not coming back to it. Um. But I texted Tony at
the gym and I said, damn, man, I kind of want to
try like a group thing. I was like, I never done a group
thing. I was always just myself doing my own thing. I want to
try a group thing. So I fucking texted Tony because Tony's amazing and I
love Tony, and I was like, we should try to do a group
thing. And then I was talking to Marcus at the time too. Um
Tony new Marcus two and we talked to him and he was super into EE.
That was awesome. Um so we did Deadlock and I fucking fucking here
I am, and we're doing Deadlock, dude. I remember. I remember
There's some days where I would we do the pod on Sunday, odd,
put it up for Monday, and then go to work, yeah night recording
sessions because we had to do it because there were pay per views. It
would be like I would work at the bar Friday, Saturday Sunday, then
come home after that and then record the pod and watching ye pay per view.
It was like the craziest shit out it was. I genuinely have no
idea how we made it out of that. I really don't know. Their
job three jobs on Steam group chat, three jobs, three YouTube channels,
doing a pod on Steam group chat at twelve I am on a Thursday.
Those around those are the time we were doing more with Deadlock. We were
doing articles and videos and also other stuff. It was like so it was
we were doing and the sex on the show. We were reviewing fucking aw
retro and uh we I think I don't know if the fucking uh if we
were still talking about weekly news still yeah, there was news retro dynamite and
then I think sometimes a w pay for you on top of the fucking dark
side. Oh yeah wow yeah man, uh you know so yeah, I
mean there. I think the original question was what would be doing? We
would just be doing. We were doing. We're still we still were doing.
We were doing doing, but just dead. We'd all probably still because
Johnny wasn't gonna not I was not leaving. Yeah, you would have stayed
there. We'd probably all three have jobs and keep doing YouTube or whatever.
James wouldn't, but I wouldn't have been Yeah, but I think you would
have came back. I think so. I wou boys would have pitched you
up to play video games. Yeah, we would just say hey we play.
Yeah, I would invite on stream or something and you're like, oh,
this is fun, all right, right, you're right. H here's
a question from AO, what in the dick that Cox Johnson is going on
with James? Twitter likes it's literally just boobies. No, one's not no,
not h what's your favorite bit from the last two hundred episodes. We
actually did have a thread on our Patreon asking everyone what their favorite um Deadlock
moments were. There's a lot of crazy shits, some shit that I don't
even remember. Like, I mean, Hamburger hot dog style is like,
so it feels a million years ago. I don't think so. I think
it was just like the most popular one. It might have been the only
one we've ever uploaded. A lot of people saying Foresight Hull Coogan is like
their favorite fucking thing. Um, it just it just lives outside of like
the context of whatever it was. It's fucked up. Someone here says James
saying for Roman to stink face Rakishi on SmackDown, I don't know when you
would have is pretty good. Yeah you're gonna have Roman du Brakis. It
was awesome. Oh that's not a bad gimmick. Then James saying he was
gonna give out Fett and all the kids on Yeah, that's a good one.
I mean when James told Luca Stories to stop doing Moon Salt, you
asshole. Hey he did and he won a title. So I'm just saying,
bro I mean, so my favorites from AW was with us breaking down
Cody's promo that was pretty good, insane and then spitting on xt everywhere the
rating sag. Yeah, we're against fucking n xt y y Ziba Rush hopefully.
That was classic Chicago meet up in the meet up We're gonna play how
that would have changed our history by doing that at the meet up button three,
I just see nuts. You would hear a pin drop or it would
have been the funniest thing ever. So I still think it would have been
funny. I would have laugh. Someone says that Jimmy hart Tony conn impressions
are always good. Yeah, d D James having a stroke. Do you
remember this? I do, Yes, I do remember this, and you
could not believe what it just happened. It was funny. It's yeah.
I saw a clip over recently. That's the only reason I remember. Yeah,
someone like linked it to me. I was like, holy shit,
speaking of clips I saw recently when I said, uh, shoot a Lincoln
Oh yeah, that was like one of the first restaurants. Yeah, that
was really funny. Oh my god. The joke book that was like,
oh yeah, that is legendary. You just brought that up and you just
had it and you said, I got this joke book. I don't even
know how you acquired Fuck did I have that? Someone sent it to you
or you bought it or you saw it or something. I don't remember,
but that's crazy. They were the best jokes ever. There's a bunch of
shit here that the rock flashlight and James sang or else you fuck my pussy
a genuinely from doesn't my pussy? But that stuck with you. I don't
my pussy? Oh, my course, like a Joe, of course,
like a Joe. Joe was a one second reference on this show that has
now lived part of the show. He said, this is, of course
like a Joe that he just said, Well, I'm gonna take over.
That's not wow. One of my favorites that lives on is the Delo Brown
Blaculo Blacula. Oh my god, that's probably the first thing that ever left
our circle. Yeah maybe right, Yeah, that was black. An early
one for me is the card WCP card battle. You guys had that one
time. That was another thing. I don't know why. We like the
Crispin wa joint would be we just both had him. How the but why
did we both have Like, how is that possible? Were both were giving
them. We were playing WCP cards in our merch and then you had a
pack for some I just had. I had a whole box. That's crazy,
young stinky pussy. Oh yeah, that's for real. Wow, there's
so much Marcus coming back or being out the pod next week, or saying
yo, Marcus yo. Sound bite is legendary. I don't know what it
was that Marcus. We always say Marcus will be back. Next to Marcus,
what you think of the show, just saying everybody, yo, God,
what a fucked up show. This is man Rode band. Damn.
Remember before me signed the comics, all the RD comic Jesus Christ, dude,
were he good? We bought a fucking comic from rbd's eBay store and
they message us and said that it couldn't be autography. They're out of signed
copies RVD stores that they're out of signed RVD autographs rbd's official store. That's
crazy. Tony wanting Brandy Rhod's feet. I remember that one that never actually
happen. That's weird. I remember that vividly. Yeah, that's very strange
you say that there's so many things that from the show that I'll never be
able to remember all these but I'm glad all of you do, and I'm
glad you all enjoy this fucking show. All Right. Well, there you
go. That's the Q and a thank you for thanks for asking the question,
and now let's talk about it's my damn all right, time to get
into a SmackDown too. Thousand and one, there is a cold open,
all right, There's a lot that happened here, all right. Well,
I liked the song. Yeah, well the song after the cold open for
the one hundred thousandth episode of The Row the Last Monday Events. Man,
both of you, James or Johnny let him know what? Do you?
Right down the middle? Yeah, Tony, everybody caught open. Last Monday
Events made a match with Kurt and Vince versus The Rock and Tris Stratus.
Correct, the loser has to kiss the other's ass? Is this maybe the
longest cold open of like recapping one match that we've seen on one of these
shows. Yeah, they pretty much just played the whole joint. It feels
like the whole fucking match. Well, there's there's a lot of history of
Johnny because Rock casses, Trish remember to kiss you almost forgot my name there
whatever, Rock and Trish had a kiss and it was electric because the world
where the rock star petting his cock said whoa who not even hold on fucking
open mouth tongue and then then he raises the people's eyebrows. They show it
in this video. Oh no, but this was who who? No,
goddamn got fat old dick. I got it eventually, right, yeah we
will. So these dudes were fucking insane. Curt and Vince versus the Rock
and Trish Stratus and a loser has to kiss the others ass match, but
it was it was It was specifically SmackDown Kiss the loser's as on SmackDown match
show Man, please watch fakedown for fuck's sake. So they had the match.
Chris Jericho interfered, he hit the lions saw on the Rock. Um
he just runs in and does it. Yeah, this is moved. Damn
it just stomped Vince's balls crazy in the match, and then Kurt Glomderr from
behind and gilded. Vince called that just one spot police step on my balls,
big fellow. So the Rock kicked out of two of the Lions Saw
to the dismay of Vinciman. Vince then chases Trish out of the match up
the ramp, but then at the top of the ramp, stone called Steve
Auston comes out, kicks Vince's ass and jaw jacks Kurt Angle in the ring
kicks the shit out of him too, and Vince's nose is busted open as
well. There's also techno music playing. That's the song for this. Tri
stepped on his balls that blood spec So hits the rock bottom of kurn Angle
and he wins the match. Count de fall, count de fall. Your
ross fucking hate Spincer man, Dude, Yeah, well because he just had
a kiss Spince's ass. So it ends with Vince making a crazy face a
rock fucking puckers up his lips. What was the rock shirt that said didn't
you have a shirt that said something about lips? It said whoa nell whoa
I'm I'm a whoa thousand on the back, the front said just burn it.
He had how's your lips? Remember that shirt? What was the background?
Just fucking back the front said how's you? I've been a city this
year? Is this? How's your lips? And how's your labia. That's
what it said. It's all right, whoa nell just coaching if you smell,
how's your lips? And then the question mark was also the brahma bull.
The back says, because they're gonna get slapped off your face, exclude
your lips. Fucking rock eyebrow, fucking blue on the rock yell what the
future. This was around the time the rock Heads was like he had a
shitty running shirts. I remember they were his shirt that he's wearing on this
show is shirt with a quote on the front and then in quotes on the
back. Yeah, you know. The front it says, just bring it
rock, that's the rock. The rock has his clothes on me bringing on
the front and a horse on the back. Back up by Cock's huge.
Just bring it says how's your lips? The back says, whoa No,
it's in quotations though the bag he says, yes, I'm talking about your
lips. Who he says, dash the rock because I shouldn't let us do
his merch. I think we couple. We probably still good. Yeah,
that's why. Also was kicking your ass and the merch cells because you have
it like way better be dude. I don't know if there might be there
might not be a colder transition. Then the glass spot breaking through the SmackDown
logo. No, that is awesome. That is crazy. It's the fucking
coolest thing. This part of the Shane One, the Shane One, the
Shane One so good. Yeah. The belly and belly through the glass that
breaks through the SmackDown logo is like Ragel cage. I think that wasn't there
at one point? That is pretty good too. Yeah. Do you like
the zoom in on Kane's face? It's just Kane. Oh yeah, he's
fine. By the way, this boy, he's okay. It's normal,
is it? Anybody with little eyes? By the way, you can be
in this intro? What about the SmackDown intro with all the white and the
Undertaker? You remember that one? That was good? That the worst ever?
That's such a crazy yer. Why was the aesthetic of that just shit?
Like they just figured out how to use green screens. I feel like
T and A did the green screen joint better than SmackDown? Did they did?
Yeah? Which is and that was years before it. Well. The
Rock and Stone Cold, who are respectively the one Heavyweight Champion and the WWF
champion currently are going to be facing cred Angle and Chris Jericho here tonight in
the middlement. Yeah, but guys, we're an enemy territory to night.
We're in Chicago All State Arena. A w shiite them punks coming yard never
and didn't you hear the chance when the rock comes out? The collision files
are all here. I remember that. I remember when punkin with the clothesline
too. Yeah, that was that was pretty fucking sweet. Yeah, that
was cool. Did you like the the graphic for the stone the tag match
with the sid black background? Oh yeah, they're rocking. I mean on
the four three TV that probably looked awesome. Yeah, it probably carry out
of Marilyn Manson in the background. It was awesome. Guys. Well,
we started off here tonight with Edge Big show in Kane versus William Regal and
the Dudley Boys. This is a collision man event. If the receiver Edge
is the Interconal Champion, he looks fucking great. Uh, and the Dudleys
are the Tag champions and they are also accompanied by Stacy Keebler. Yeah.
So last Monday, Tasks came on the tron from WWF New York, where
he spent a lot of his career actually in WYEA and yeah, they're serving
him Lance Storm where they're a lot and William Regal was looking at him on
the tron trying to figure out who this was. Well, Tads was looking
down at him somewhow from the live from the network for Shot Straight New York
Private line. Yeah, and William Rego was looking at him, and Edge
then just speared up. Yeah, he speared him all from the side of
the stage and fucks him up until the refs breaking up. I guess they
had a match at Survivor Series and the Regal fucking probably nucks them in one.
Yeah, they'll face to get at Vengeance for the ICY title. Sure,
okay, there are so many peer of views in this era where Regal
faces for the Icy or European titles. It's all. It's legit, all
of them. Yeah for real. Uh, I fully expected it to be
Edge, big show in Taz. Taz is not in this match. It's
Kane. Well, he's at New York. Oh you always will be.
He'll be there, dude. Kane weighs three twenty six here he is.
Wow, that's a scout man, brick. He is a brickhouse man.
Don't worry. Your ship will be done here in a minute. Yeah,
don't worry. Yeah you are, you are an ass all very soon.
No, he's still got the summer coming up, brothers, a good looking
summer summer Kane just down the road. Yeah, it's coming. You're right,
well, he could win. The tech title is a big show because
they're the Dudley's at the pay view so there's you're right man. People really
begging for the time too. They killed all of ww and ECW just so
we could have big showing Cane Verus, the Dudley Bulls, so glad,
so good. The Dudley's just have WWF tag titles, right, not the
w C. That's right, that's correct. Okay, that's correct. I
think they are unified them and everything at this point. Oh sure, okay,
I don't think there's any roaming titles left. Right, Oh never mind.
Maybe I was wrong about the regal thing because I think EDGE, and
I think EDGE unified the US title a survivor series as well. Yeah,
I believe I for the heavyweight title or what? Okay, Okay, So
Deli boys do come out with the Dutchess a Deli Ville Stacey Keepler, Which,
man, this is awesome. This is the hell of a trio here,
man, this is right, this is this is how I remember the
Dudley Boys a lot of the time. Yeah, I was gonna loop her
into the Dutch stuff. I don't like that she stole Spike Dudley's job,
you know, put Spike Dudley out of business. I thought it was pretty
fucked up. Well, Spike had to go good a girlfriend. Well,
I don't mess with his girlfriend. Don't mess with my girlfriend. He could
started dating Stacyler would be fine, dude, that would be the craziest thing
ever. Why would that be so? I would be that? Why would
that be so crazy? Tony? You know, bigger than Spike. What
are you talking about? He's bigger than he's saying. He's not going to
meet to meet man. He guy like that, which I can tell.
He probably puts in the work, though, Spikes probably crazy. He's a
He's a worker, you know, Spike's a worker. Puts the work.
You see Spikes at the end of the day. Put in the work.
That's all you can ask. It's all about what you know is so smoked
out by this Piro Dude, it's unbelievable, I guess because everyone in this
match sans Regal, has pyro so like it was just filled boyfriend, like
the main a problem, right, was dead least crazy, I don't know.
By the end of it, though, Man, this place is packed.
The ref meets Regal at the bottom of the ramp during his entrance by
the way, to check him for the brass knuckles. Oh yeah, yeah,
because he's cheating. Yeah, I can't trust him. Some of the
bitches, Lawla says, Stacy needs to be searched by me. All right.
We also here some pretty egregious ship for this guy later on in the
evening too. This guy is just like this. It's got to the point
where like we's done this for a long time now, so he's not subtle
about it anymore. No, no, no, I'm just gonna say just
whatever I want. I'm gonna say the worship and I'm gonna go to x
WF. So don't worry about what I'm gonna do. You're gonna fire my
wife, fire my wife. Really, I want you to fire my wife.
It's my wife. Well this I won't say this much. This period
of time was like a pivotal like part of me in staying around wrestling,
I think sure, like I think that, Uh yeah, I think that
this era, for whatever reason, is a core memory for me um in
wrestling history, just because I was so into like a lot of the guys
that ended up here at this time, Like I was super big, you
know, like Jericho, RVD, Ben Wah. Yeah, Like I thought
that shit was cool and obviously Invasion was a fucking big part, right,
and I duchess a dudley Ville Jazzy Keebler, like I said, dude,
genuinely like the coolest shit ever. Like I was like, damn, she
is so hot, Like she's the hottest person I've ever seen in my life.
You know what was the points Trish was not getting the apron pulling her
ship up every week, Dude Vader doing it once? All right, I
want the same man Like that sh it was crazy as she was on George
Lopez later on, which you know is a fucking crazy statistic that a lot
of people don't They don't think about that. We need to watch that for
Patreona. You're right, so yeah, I mean like Jericho winning the un
title of course, said vengeance and uh doud like I said, Dutch Deliville.
Like I think because like my dad and like my my dad, Like
when I first started watching wrestling, it is because of my dad, so
like starching and wrestling and like his friends and like they were watching ash a
Ship so like I was cutting in and then we'd watched WCW also, and
like they were out of it by this point or they like had kind of
moved on and not watching anymore because like they've watched it simply because it was
fucked up TV. It was funny as hell, right, like was um,
like that's why they watched it. It was interesting that way. Um,
But they started to not watch it so much anymore. So it became
me and my buddy, like Josh, we were just kind of watching wrestling
like that, um, and like this era was that era where I was
watching it with my buddy Josh a lot. And I remember because like we
would try to get the pay per views for free, and uh, like
we should have asked me broke. A lot of the times we were like
just like going on the internet after the shows and like reading the results and
then just talking about we would what would happen is is we would read the
results Sunday night, like on the internet. After the shows happened, we
go to school Monday, talk about what we think happened with all the results
really, and then we'd watch raw and figure out what actually really. So
like there was a lot of pretty fun. Yeah. Well, I mean,
you know, it's sucking and I wanted to watch. Yeah, but
I mean, like that's still like it's cool that you were so into it
that like not like watching the pay per view didn't make or break whether or
not you were going to have a good time. No, fuck no.
Yeah, especially this. I was super young, so like you know,
no life experience and anything. So I was like, yeah, you know
this is a big part of my So you're playing the games too. Yeah,
we were playing the games. Yeah yeah, yeah, so like yeah,
yeah, you're right, that probably didn't happen. Lit. I remember
we had he had the I've told this story before, but him having the
Intercontinental Championship the Oval one was like a big reason to why I thought that
was the coolest belt because I was like, oh, I was toning it
down, like please, I need to get this fucking belt. Yeah,
my buddy had the because we were super fucking he we like the same wrestlers.
It was Jericho and RVD and like those the guys we fuck with.
Yeah, this was like a very pivotal fails around like the same time period.
So liked still, I mean not everyone's like gone yet. Yeah right,
yeah, like every and a lot of people are like, this is
an era that people remember because these guys were peaking, like this is like
prime a lot of these guys, um, I mean, RVD was unfucking
believable at this time. He's so over too. I mean we'll talk about
it when he comes out here, but yeah, super fucking over. I
mean, like, and it's also like, you know, Austin's time's coming
to a close, Rocks Time's coming to a close. It's a lot of
changes very quickly here. Yeah, and Stacy would get on the apron to
distract people by pulling up her skirt, which on this well she tries to
dude. When I was a kid, I was like, what the fuck,
Like, I was like, dude, this is unbelievable, Like I
couldn't believe like that this was a thing that existed, and yeah, it's
awesome. She would pull it up and then people would fly back like a
million feet they would sell it crazy. They records. Yeah, yeah,
no, that'sh It's awesome though many Yeah that's awesome. Um. But yeah,
so we have edge Big Show in Kane versus will You and Dully boys
here? Um, Stacy does try to get on the apron to distract Big
Show. This is classic Stacy. I knew this was coming because that's one
of her number one abilities. Yeah, she does Big Show. She does
pull it up. She turns around to do it to distract the Big Show,
but Kane is standing on the floor and she gets horrified of Kane,
so she tries to get away from him by getting into the ring, but
sadly for her, Big Show is still in the ring. What is the
chances Big Shows still there? This is this is fucking crazy, he dude.
He bends her over his knee, lifts her skirt up. Crowd is
losing their mind, and then he full on licks his entire palm. Why
do you have to do that? He licks his whole palm to spanker,
but the Dudleys make the save fucking jump him and then they hit Big Show
with a double flapjack that leads to Big Show landing directedly on Bubba's head,
the FAA and the c Yeah, they wanted it so bad they could have
did it. Yeah, you're right, but did the three with the Dudley
Oh shit? Oh wow? Oh she does the cutter part when they did
the flat that would have got her so even more over the insane Holy shit,
she was too busy over a big show's knee and he's licking his hand.
Jeff Hardy spanked the ship out of her that one time. That was
like brutal crazy. It was not for any pleasure. He was I'm a
fuck you crazy for some reason, Like I remember that, like because he
fucking I just remember going back on the god damn. Yeah. That was
crazy. Um, but dude finish her fest at the end here, which
was a WWF special. It was good too. He's a kid crazy.
Yeah, three d to Cane, Big Show fucking kills Devon, chokes them,
the Bubba Regal, the hits Big Show with the knucks Edge spears Regal
and then hits the education on Divon and gets the wind. Yeah, dude,
the fucking Edge got all his edge moves, just didn't do the Educator
or whatever. Edgeturbation man. Yeah, yeah, so we got backstage after
the over the backstaye, Kurt Angle is waiting for Vincent Man's limit to pull
up because he has to arrive at the venue tonight. You kiss the rocks
ass. That is the crux of this episode. It is what they've been
advertising since Raw. The reason to tune into SmackDown is to watch Vince mcman
kiss the rocks as well. Vince pulls up and he gets out, and
immediately you can recognize that he has a slight cold. He's had a he
had Oh that was something I want to mention on the Cold open. He
had a cold then too. Ah, he had COVID patient zero. Vince
mcmaan, Yeah, yeah, put it and he said, h I'm going
to kill it. Aw starting, I've been holding this episode. He brought
it to Chicago to kill a time. Yeah, Vince. Kurt says,
thank god you made it. Vince. Uh up. His voice is fucked
up crazy. He says, you think I'd missed it? You're opportunity to
be undisputed Champion a Sunday, Because of course, stipulation was that if Vince
didn't do it, then Kurt wouldn't get a shot at the undisputed championship at
the pay per view. Okay, so does an airplane go by here?
Yes, okay, it flies overhead and they both sell it. Dude,
Vince looks up so hard that so, yeah, the airplane goes by.
They both look at it mid promo and stopped talking and look up and look
back down, and then I remember what the date is of the show,
and I'm like, oh crazy, Yeah, all right, airplanes don't make
that sound anymore. You don't really hear airplanes like that. They just they've
made them better. Good for the air stealth bombers at this point. Yeah,
that's good. Yeah, that's good. So Kurt says he knows Vince
is supposed to kick or kissed or he's not kicking nobody's as let's say that
much. Oh wait, yeah, but Vince has some plan that he never
says on screen. No he has later there's actually not No, I mean,
I guess in theory it was he had a plan and then it was
obviously thwarted by the rock. But Kurt says, uh, you know,
you know how you're supposed to kiss the rocks behind night, and vinceys,
who whoa, whoa, We're not going your plans were going with mine and
don't be surprised when the night is over. The Rock is puckering up to
my keyster tonight. It says last Monday that the Hardies won their tag team
match, but they're mad at each other, which is just the start of
them being mad at each other for the rest of their careers, forever,
for fucking ever, and many companies. They're mad at each other. Actually,
uh yeah, Jeff blind tagged himself in and pinned spiked Dudley off a
swanton, but Matt wasn't happy about that. He shoves Jeff and they argue.
Uh, and it is Matt versus Jeff on Sunday. Then they were
in the back arguing and uh, Matt walks up to Jeff and said,
Jeff, stop being a dummy. Jeff's you're always pushing me on. This
is a bad crazy segment here right by the lockers. Yeah, this is
the same spot, Mike all some debut. No, this was before the
locker one. This is yeah, this is still on the recap here.
Leda tries to get involved to stop them. They knock her over and Leada's
flipping out and Matt says, if you love me, you would take my
side regardless. I don't love Edge. I'm going to marry Edge you uh,
and then Jeff walks away. Fine, all right, Matt says,
you're not to get side, hu, how about you prove it by being
the ref in the match at Vengeance and we'll see whose side you're on.
So that's what sets up for the pay per view match. I mean there,
I like the angle where massaid, Eff, you guys stop jumping all
the ship, like, man, you guys, don't jump it all.
Was that the TNA one? No, that was that was w E Yeah
this, yeah, that was that one was egregious. That was like that
was like the he said that was egregious one. The one in WF was
like a steelcage and their tables involved in Jeff the ladder when he could have
won the match, tables like you're gonna kill yourself, man, look at
you. I'm fine, don't worry about it. So yeah, it shows.
It shows another one. It goes from last Monday to earlier tonight.
It shows earlier night Jeff approaching from that and asking why he can take a
hardcore title match tonight, But Matt doesn't want Jeff to do any singles matches.
Yeah, he said, we only want me to be in singles matches.
I thought we were supposed to be the best team and not to singles
matches. And Matt says, I just think you're jealous. I gonna match,
true, And Matt says, it's a warm up for our match,
and uh, you know, with how you've been performing recently, it might
not be a bad idea if you have a warm up match as well.
Matt spends the rest of his career gasline, he is fucking good. It's
good. Yeah, two thousand and two when he say he beat the Undertaker
twice or whatever. Yeah, I would say this is early shades of V
one. Matt like shining. You're right, Yeah, absolutely, um,
and V One's great. It is fucking great. It's it's it's even better
than I think people remember. I think people will remember it mostly for like
the the like his entrance, Yeah, the fucking nameplate and like you know,
the slowdown, fucking like Hayman's book. V one stuff was good.
He was like working main of entors all the time. Yeah, right,
and he would get a move on him and then Party put it in a
video package of him hitting moves on it and he showing the people. It
would showing the people and they'd be like, oh shit, And then they
joined his group Shandon Moore because he said, look, look I did the
other take last week he lost. Yeah, don't feel weird either, though,
like he fits pretty fucking well in the whole scheme of things. Um,
Jeff says, uh, you know, he says. Matt says he
should have have some more magic as you suck, and Jeff says, all
right, well, I hope you beat RVY to night because of vengeance.
I'll not only beat you, I'll leave hardcore champion matches. I guess you're
saying, Lada, my leader, the special rev is gonna see things your
way, And Jeff says, if she's seeing things your way, then where
is she tonight? All shit? Oh shit, yeah, man, what
the fuck? So we go backstage. It cuts to Vince and he's just
finishing up telling Kurt the plans off camera, just missed it. Tony always
notices Kurt. Kurt notices that Vince's voices trow your voice sounding sick, dude,
what is wrong with you? A reaction to this is the funny.
I have never in my life or anything like this out of Vincent Man's mouth,
and it made me laugh. The harns I think I've ever left.
It's great. Yeah, he says, Venture voices hoarse, and Vince says,
yeah, it's a throat gimmick. Throat gimmick thing, thro legit.
Like they did a one take on that. Vince is with it. You
think he mentioned that, like yeah, yeah, but going out of the
way, just a throat gimmick is the funniest thing. I feel like they
had another line and then he forgot the line and he's like, yeah,
it's a throat gimmick. Yeah, you're probably right, that's probably it's covid.
Yeah, I got his throat. I supposed to say, how's your
lips? And Vince was still He's gonna say fine, yeah, but he
couldn't because he had a throat gimmick thing. Kurt says, I got these
fucking throat lozes. Wait, what do you care about throw lodges? He's
got a pocket explain that, Yeah he does. He's a pop one in
there is. I was trying to put yourself myself in your shoes about what's
gonna happen to night? And I can't imagine, you know, being you
right now in that ring with twenty thousand fans, million people watching, and
you're gonna get on your knees and the Rock's gonna drop his drawers and his
potocks is gonna be sticking out, and you're gonna kiss his ass, and
Vins spits the cough drop out and says, you know what the plans one
of the rock is tonight. I think you're gonna like this, and we
don't get to hit the plans. He told him the plans earlier than he's
gonna retail on the plants. Yeah, I think it was the Austin plans
he told him originally, And this is the Rocks plans. Oh how many
plans? This guy guy, he's gotta throw gimmick things. He's got a
plane gimmick. Yeah yeah, bro Tony, I don't know if you know,
but Lugs is rocking the streets with the new boot shoes and athletics.
Dude, it said boot shoes and attitude. Do you know that? Yeah,
that's what lust attitude. Also, I didn't know they had attitude like
that. Of course they do. They have a zeal Internet. Yeah,
we got attitude. You don't got shit man, lugs, boots, shoes,
lips, so RD where are they tonight? Yeah, Rubelza on them,
imagine, yeah, I go, You're right. RBD hits the Van
Damonator on Christian. It was cool because Christian trying to concert to him and
RVD slid out and just jumped up and Van damonated him with the same chair
he tried to hit him with. It was cool. Yeah, No,
dude, they're getting a Van Damonator over crazy, right, dude. They
can't do anything wrong with RVD at this point except not push him, not
book him. Well fuck it up. Really not getting the world title A
lot a lot they could do. They could do a lot wrong here.
It's the coolest guy in the world to me at the time. He is
the fucking coolest guy. Well, SmackDown is brought to you by Truth.
Oh Mobile Suit, Gundam those are figures? You had those and Madden NFL
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was, I don't think he was, James. I don't think he was
a gunham guy. D do you don't even know me like that? Johnny?
I'm sorry, Bro, I didn't mean to put the chords in your
mouth like that. Come on, bro, Yeah. So RVD versus Matt
Hardy for the Hardcore title is up next. Huge fucking pop for RVD.
When he comes out for you, I don't tell you. I mean we're
gonna not figure it out. I promise you we won't. Dozen things will
figure it out for a minute. So Matt looks at this as a warm
up match for his match with Jeff at Vengeance. Right, it's a title
match, but it's a warm up. He has no fucking worry about RVD
at all. Arvady comes out and he stops at the bottom of the ramp
to do the RVD taunt along with Tony Humble's announcement, but the que was
not there, and then he just doesn't do it yet because I wrote this.
He comes out and he's about to do it. I think he like
forgot his whole introduction because he's like posing to do it because who somebody said,
you either got to do the whole lef and show or you have to
do RVD. You can't do both things and the crowd will get fucked up
and they won't know which one to chance. Sure, So then like probably
said that they were introducing him, Oh from Battle Creek, Michigan. What
the fuck? They say that too, and mab your roles and then he
just just fuck it and he just moves on with it. It doesn't do
any of the Yeah, you're right. He got him on the outside.
And then when he got in the ring too, it was like Michigan the
champion. He said, fuck it. He stopped away for it. And
then he's like, oh, sh actually get in the ring and do it
because he was trying to race down the ring to get there. I think
yeah, and then he was like, oh shit, oh fuck, now
I'm the hardcore champion. He rolls in the ring and that's when ship he's
rolling and chills, his RVAT is off. Fuck it'll live. Lawlor on
commentary is fucking crazy in this match, man, That's what I was telling
you. He is very blunt. There's a salty. Here is very blunt,
dude. This one might be the worst of them all. For real.
He's asking Michael Cole where Alda is. He said, where where's Lilda?
And colses, no one, no one knows where she is? And
well, it says, ah, I want to know where she is.
I want to see her puppies. How's your lips, dude, He's fucking
screen like legit, I want to see her puppies. I said, what
the d But at one point Michael was like, yeah, that sounds great.
But back in his match, simmer down, simmer down, bro,
And right after he says, you think Leader's gonna wear one of those black
and white striped thongs, and Cole says, I hope. So said,
holy shit, he is getting hit with the ladder. Leada's gonna wear a
ref thong, just like you know all the time, you know those refs.
I believe that that's kind of hot. Matt brought the ladder out,
right, guys to the match away. Matt brought the ladder out. That
man the match, so man rough the letter out. They immediately do the
ladder. C saw on the rvd's nuts, which I thought was tool the
rvd's nuts, let's go too easy the match, the over the top rope,
by the way off awesome match, by the way love hardcore title.
Yeah, because RVD is a maniac at this point, like he's still he's
still got bumps left, he's still going crazy, you know what, And
this is you're right, and this is hardcore title after Taker had it.
So it's not twenty four seven rules, but it was never like officially stopped
being twenty four seven rules. They just stopped it with Taker because the gimmick
was no one was dumb enough to try to fucking fight Taker. So you
know, I I looking back on it, I probably liked it more when
it wasn't twenty four seven. I think I like that it happened, though,
you know, I'm glad it was better matches. Yeah, there was
better matches without it. But the stuff that we got from it, I
think was pretty fun. I think crash stuff was good. The crash Sholf
was fun. I think even after like I like, I remember, you
know, yeah, I guess the crash Sholf was pretty much the Briscoe stuff.
I guess all that remember each other. Yeah, Raven had a pretty
decent amount of those but they were pretty similar, Like it was just crash
yeah, the crash shit was the twenty four seven run to me and then
I but I really I really enjoyed when RVD had it hell yeah, because
he was just super good and super creative. Like you just had to be
creative in these WB fourcore matches, like you couldn't do you had limitations.
I had a few weapons. You had, you know, kenderstick, trash
can, ladder chair, that's like all you like. You couldn't bleed like
they if you did blieve this one thing, but you couldn't like deliberately bleed
really yeah, unless you're on pay per view, right, you had so
you had to be like creative in these matches, and RVD was like the
creative guy at that point. So he was like the perfect hardware champion and
he looked awesome with his belt. Like to me, when I think of
the hardcore title, I think of RVD holding it, I think of mcfoley.
Um, yeah, I don't Raven had the most. He had the
most. Raven Nights can't name match besides the wrestlemannyone, but you know Raven
had he had a good match with Rhino I'm sure he did the shopping cart
spot, you know the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure,
fuck you, I agree? How Yeah, eclis the guy. They're
fine now, RV. He's spinning around with the joy on his shoulder.
Always thought that's cool, and like he would he would snap the belt and
then put it on his shoulder so it wasn't like hanging on. Yeah that
was cool. Yeah, rapped, which always thought was very cool. So
yeah, RVD is very creative here. Um, they find out the ramp.
Matt literally just throws the ladder at him, just literally tosses it.
That's legit, like fucking shut your mouth, stile like runs this whole match,
throw the weapon. Yeah you're right. Yeah, rvdy goes and gets
weapons through the stage curtain, which I thought was cool. Yeah dude,
I mean down to the part with Taker at the end. This is literally
just that game. Yeah, it is crazy aesthetic wise and everything. Yeah,
I guess you're right. Yeah so RVD. Yeah, he brings out
the Rody box. Um, and then he does a barricade leg drop if
you want to call it that, yes, on top of the Roadie box,
which Matt Hardy laying on it. The Matt Hardy's on it and he
doesn't leg drop on it. He also when he fucking brings out the the
roadie boxes, I guess a good way to put on it if you don't
know that it's just like a case, a traveling case. He shoves it
at Matt. Matt like gets hit with it, lays on top of it,
and it almost rolls off the stage. She and grab it. Um
So Matt sandwiches RVD in this ladder. Oh, and he does his taunt
and the jumps and the score like drop. But so what because you're with
the attricks for it two sites, which is hard. We'll just smash your
balls into the ladder. Man are doing well? You want to talk about?
What are you doing? This is the craziest. This plan was awesome.
This next one. I wish he would have did this. Matt already
Uh says that the ladder on the stage. Yeah, on the stage at
the top of the ramp. Yep, Uh says the ladder grabs a chair,
it clays the ladder, and then she jops off seven off the ladder
and RVD kills them with theator out of the air. It was fucking awesome.
Dude, chase like, I show your mouth, I guess is a
pretty The only thing was missing I was they should have climbed the fucking stage.
That would have been fucking sweet. Yeah, this was tight. They
did a lot with no time at all, no no waste. I think
it was even five It was probably five. Yeah, okay, it was
cool though, and it was Undertaker comes out and attacks Rob Van Damn in
a sleeveless flannel. Dude, flannel Taker. He's got you see the BSk
fucking tattoo because he's got the singlet pulled up just enough that you could see
his belly tattoo flannel. He fucking fucks up Army and he throws him in
the stage wall Super SmackDown game yes, yeah, exactly, Yeah, hits
him in the gut with the ladder uh and then does the town steals.
This is fucking a SmackDown game matches awesome. It was what a cool feud
man like again, they trusted him enough to put him a Taker and then
like whatever, now you fucking here's the icy title. I don't care.
They mentioned it later on, by the way, um, but this is
the first time Undertaker returns with short hair was that right? They was?
I remember that because he came back a look super weird. Oh really,
yeah, yeah, I'll bring it. I can't remember him, I assume
as the Bradshaw match. Okay, where this is the first show with short
hair taker. Oh holy shit. Okay, cool, So we go backstage.
Vince tells Kurt that his lozenges are making him feel a little bit better.
So thank you. I appreciate that. They're good good. Yeah,
curs, I went to the drugs earlier. I had to do that.
They just had to tell that. It's a story, I guess. So
yeah. Well, I'm also feeling better about our plants, especially the double
whammy, which is them taking out Rock and Stone Cold. I don't know
how this man thought that was ever all I have amy, you don't got
faith in Kurt Angle and his loss. And he's fucking go to the drug
store. He's got fucking plans for plans. Man Jo could do that.
Well. Kurt says he's gonna have his Double Lammy at the Papery because he's
gonna take out Austin, then beat the winner of Rock and Jericho and then
become the undisputed champion, and Vince says, well, what if I'm out
there with the rock and don't worry about that, Kurt, I'm not paying
attention. What if I'm out there with the rock and I take this throat
lozenge and instead of using it as a throat lozenge, I use it as
a as a suppository on the rock? How would I how would I figure
the rocks? Fucking but this is this loses it's a visit man chat gpt
lie man the man, this is like crazy. He's just everything, there's
points and he's gonna hit him Dade doat using it as a throat lodges and
maybe not as I use it as a supository and that it's supposed to be
on the rock, of course, And I'm gonna stick it off his ass?
Would that be Cordle? That's funny. These guys are craziest hell man.
Yeah, well, I want to do like that idea though that's his
master planned. That's why we And the second one you're not gonna guess,
but I got something for his limps. Sound his lips? Fine? Fine,
me going to take another one. It's sticking up stoneholds at. Yeah,
but that was time for Scotti Tuadi and Alberts versus b Y the Christian
European Champion Christian by the way, Yeah, these are not the An Americans
just testing, not yet or I don't believe. So no thing isn't a
w e thing. Yeah, that's a brand split thing, I think so.
Last Monday, teflon Test tried to use a chair on Albert, Yes,
but Scottie stopped him, and then Albert hit him with the derailer and
he won. Dude, Scotty brains him with the fucking chair too. Yeah,
that's right, that's right. Hits some fucking hard as hell. It
was awesome. No hands up, shouts out and then yeah, bald obamb
for the one. Why Tony? Why is he called teflon Test for the
people that may not know, because he got immunity forever from the invasion.
He went in immedia forever, got immunity. You can't fire. I got
an immunity. What was it a battle royal? Uh? He won the
immunity battle royal. That is correct. They even reference that when he goes
to ECW. I feel like they do. They last forever. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure they mention he's here. He's here because he has immunity.
Christian comes out to at last Joe on your own. He's got the fucking
pyro, He's got the title. Okay you we talked about this in Vegas,
and in my mind I didn't realize people didn't know this. What that
song is the Christian Thief? Oh yeah, Bohemian Rhapsody. Yeah people,
I guess people. I always just who is in the bathroom with me?
I think the middle of Vegas Brandon. It might have been Brandon. I
think macho. Yeah, I'm pissing. I just hear what he arrest is
that yo, Christi's themeng like, what are you talking about? I was
like, this is Christians, come on guys. But they didn't know.
Yeah, they didn't know either. Um. Lawler says, uh, you
can stop calling him Albert because he wants to be called hip hop hippo for
some reason. Lawler says that for some reason, he wants to be called
this. I hear that. Yeah, all right, yeah so uh and
he is that for a while too, So he is. Did you see
the taunt that they were doing in the corner during Christian's Edge, No,
Scotti's on the second rope doing the tazz. Uh like folding his arms over
his shoulder like chest, and Albert standing in front of him, and Scotty's
like resting his arms on Albert's head because he's the hip hop look about that.
He wants to be called that somebody. Yeah, come on now.
So Test does his elbows in the corner here to Scotty and uh, this
shit's crazy. Earl literally throws himself in front of Test. It takes a
mean shoulder block at the corner. Was that before after he kicked Test a
test his tests arm in the sunset flip? Oh? Dan, that might
have been before. I can write that down. Yeah, yeah he So
Scotty goes for a sunset flip Test GRIBs the ropes and Earl fucking kicks his
arms and Test fucking bumps for it. So I think this is building to
Test versus Earl Hebner obviously obviously, which I believe we were robbed up.
I think Earl Hebner big leagues and pulled out of the match. Can to
stop politics crazy. He showed up for the match and that said no fucking
words, not having the tests soon. This guy's lip say right, that's
sure, it's so crazy, that's your limbs possible, it's crazy. What
the fuck is going on? Anyway, It's not gonna slapped off your face.
So another fucking thing that I don't know, himpop MPa is here and
he's going nuts in this one. Man. You know, Albert is a
great middle of the guard, big guy man. He is. He's awesome,
he's athletic, he has a fucking memorable look. He's got finished schools.
Yeah. Yeah, And like I actually think the a train stuff in
the beginning it was not bad at all either. No, I actually thought
he was like even more believable as fucking a train. And then they said
you're a hairy fat bit. Yeah he say that way and stable gpted scripted
ship. Yeah, unbelievable. So Scottie back Scotty with the worm on test,
but Christian cuts him off, looks for the unprettier, but Albert hits
it the derailer. That's the fucking it's not the fucking derailer yet, bald
Obombo, but the derailer because he's a train is crazy. That's true.
You don't like the bald obomb because he's Bambi hungry, hungry, there is
Albert Test is back up now uh and hits the boot on literally everyone in
the fucking match. He kills Scotti with it, kills Albert with it,
gets the wind stands up, and then hits immediately dude, and he kills
Hevener with it. Man, Dude, for some reason, who yells this?
I wrote this down and I think somebody yelled it's hideous. It was
probably YEA Test can get away with it because he can't get fired. He
can't get You're right what he wants, no fucking way you get fired,
ever until he is no fucking way he doesn't get fired. Bro, No
Test Test said on his MySpace to him and w or w F whatever,
w CAM do a mutual agreement and he requested his release the fucking you and
I'm believing agreement. That's true. So the Rock is walking backstage and what
the fuck he's got his shirt on him. Well, he lifts his shirt
up to fart and then slaps his ass the camera. The Rock walks by
the camera, he's walking through the back. The camera zooms it on his
ass and he lifts his shirt up slightly and then yeah, he slaps his
ass. I think w ass smack in the night brought to you by electronic
arts like toronic arts, rock beats angles. So Vince has to kiss the
rocks ass. Austin helped, and he stomped everybody out and hangman fucking curtain.
Now he's got a fucking kiss, He's got the mass man kisses.
Is it possible? I can't believe it? Come on, So now it's
time for the rock town Hall. Oh my has come back. Michael Cole
won't stop fucking doing. Oh yeah, dude, he won't stop doing all
nights. Big lips, Tony, was that youth, Tony? How's your
lips? No? That wasn't a good yeah. So the rock the Rod
puts over Chicago. Well, also, by the way, it says chessure
cat grin. That's his big line when the rock comes out, because rock
smiling, rock smiling is crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, man, it's
insane. Air glasses teeth rock crazy glasses, jackets, jackets. So so
the rock puts over Chicago. Uh. And of course this brings up Brian
Urlacker, who was ringside Hold on Your Prince down his best lines. Brother
rocks. Sorry man, this this this, uh, this thing only goes
like a half hour. So I just want to get through the stuff whatever.
He's got some serious business. Take care of it, shy down.
Yeah, with the Windy City. I don't know how many windy kisses.
That's more awful. Okay, that's a line of Miss James. Sorry,
oh yeah, the whole sement together. Don't fart in my face, that's
crazy, right, yes, okay, man zefter all his loves de Bears,
Bears, Bears, Damn, he's the Bear. So I think there
was a whitest kids, you know, skit. There's a guy named de
Bears. So anytime I hear that, I think about the Bears. You're
right there where they're playing, like call it duty or something. His mom
came in their rooms at the Bears. Please don't right now the Bears off?
What a great show? Um so yeah, Chicago will be known as
a city where Vincy Man gets on his knees and kisses some as h Yes,
so visit man, it's time for Vincy Man to come out here.
You know what I'm saying. Well, mister man can change his name to
but Kiss. Okay, like Dick bus Dick, but Dissy's name ever Dick
Kiss. Listen all right, let come on now, Dick. It's my
friends named me Dick but Kiss. I'd kick my own ass. He definitely
had like a crazy life, but like it can't be. It can't be
fucking uh like kids ass licker, I definitely kicked my ass. I feel
like the big dick dude. There was respect on Dick but Kiss when I
was growing up. The guy bad dis Yeah, but his name was Dick.
But that's crazy, dude, Holy shit, all right, so we
do come out. Yeah, this comes out because he hears why dig bunk
kisses a god. I don't want it to be there. What he's not
signed here? Yeah, don't talk about him. You think you can humiliate
me? Rock You expect me to come after this ring? What do you
think? Buck? Gamer tag is Harry Harry bos It was gonna be like
big erection. Well I thought it had. Sorry, I give Buck is
fucking rocking. The daughter were too. Lobis is killing me right now.
He doesn't belong there, No way man, he would have held his own.
Dick Buckets was different. N and men were called dick buckets with the
voice modulator on. Dude, dude, check your fucking name. The voice
dude, Dony Dick Buckets is still rocking? What's the rock? What these
lips? Dick Buckets story? Dude, his middle name was Marvel. He
didn't do anything wrong. This is the legend and a man. Yes,
yes, yeah, man. You gotta respect the man, dude, I'm
telling you he had mad respect when I was grown up. Yeah, back
in the back in the day, they used to sign you if you were
white and editing like you have at a great wrestler. Plumbers and shorty Dick
buck that's a Simpsons crank. I'm looking for Dick Bush. God, damn
it. All right, so is here and he walks to the ring and
ripped the mic from the rock, which, ye as we all know,
is it hard? No fucking sin you don't. You're gonna die now the
rock. I'm on your fuck um. So Vince says that he is a
certa favor, a certified businessman, but I think I mean businessman is not.
He's a businessman. I guess that's true as well. But billionaire was
the line. Yes, I mean he doesn't kiss ass. He can buy
and sell it you the rock and everybody in this arena over and over,
and I don't kiss ass much less the people's ass in a few minutes.
What's gonna happen is you're gonna buck her up. That's right, you're gonna
apologize to me Rock and you're gonna wish what I said. And then all
of a sudden, Stone Cold uppears on the drawn and it's just it's a
fucking floating head? What what? Why? This is also? And shut
your mouth? Yeah? What what? What? Bitch? You think you
ain't gonna kiss somebody's ass? Why is that what you thought? You think
Kurt Angle is gonna run down and save the day? You think Kurt Angle
is that special? It's a funny thing. Stoke coach Steve as did just
tick the crap out of your little backup plan. He turns around and just
before the camera can even show him, he turns around starts stomping Kurt Angle,
stomping kren Angle out. He gets on on the floor. Why he
gets up? You know what, Vince. He turns back around, starts
stomping on Kurt some more. I said, holy shit, this is the
best shit ever Already say Stoke coach Steve Asson came here to night to make
sure you're gonna kis somebody's ass. What what you understand me, Vinch,
if you came back up this rap, stn't call be waiting for you to
ta some of these knucklesmagesating lines of all his fist, which is what not
go Sam if you see if you want to see kitch somebody's guys, give
me hell yeah and get the hell yeah. And then he walks away and
Kurt's left laying there, So whammy number one has been already fucking put the
rest. Yeah, well, Rick Flair's also guys. Flair comes out.
He says, just in case there's a plan B. If anyone tries to
interfere in this night, they're suspended, and then he leaves. You had
to remember that Ric Flair WWF as he is the consortium, I notorium.
I'm the consortium. Rock Stars advanced a big smile on his face, a
lot of teeth, and he says, uh, there's really only one thing
left to say. Fine, an get down on your knees. And it's
a huge pop for him saying that I said, shit, all right,
I said, come on, it's okay, you can do it. The
rock says, get down on your knees, and then fucking Vince gets down
on his knees, and he says, now the moment we've all been waiting
for, the Rock is gonna turn around, and now it's time for the
people's Vince is horrified on the fucking floor and Rock says, you know what,
Vince, Your lips there don't seem fine. Your lips aren't good enough
to kiss the people's ass. Oh you look happy. Why are you so
happy? Just because you aren't kissing the rocks ass doesn't mean you won't be
kissing ass tonight, he says, is, by the way, are crazy
here The two different cameras zoomed in on rocks ass Vince's face. Fucking there's
so many cameras zooms here, crazy, Yeah, your lips aren't good enough
for this. You trust the Rock on this one. The ass you're gonna
kiss is gonna be a slobbed knocker. And I said, dude, house
of fire Jams, this is I never seen as much of my life.
This is fucking I didn't remember. This part was so fucking ever, dude,
No, fuck no. The idea of Jim Rose existing like fucking ruined
Vince's life. Like Vince is so pissed seeing this guy Jr's coming down.
He's pointing. Now he's firing around, slap in his ass, isn't he?
Dude? He's wagging his finger charging down the ramp. He's like cutting
a promo on him. Coming down the ramp. He gets in the ring
starts smacking his own ass. Michael Cole says, maybe JR. Was wearing
a thong. JR. I don't know why he said that. JR Is
fucking losing his legit. This is the most fired up I think he was
like it was legit, like a stone cold inside of Jr's body. That's
what this entrance because it was pissed. Then he just said he convince his
ass for real. Someone needs to make the edit of that JR. Entrance
but with stone colds, glass shadow and then still gold music because it has
the same fucking feeling the invasion. Oh my god. Uh Rock says,
last week you look so good and Jr's hat, Why don't you put your
cowboy hat on Vince's head the night Jr's fucking living, He puts his hat
on his head. He's pantomiming crazy. Rock stands up straight and he looks
at JR. And he says, you put a little barbecue sauce in that
booty tonight. Jr. Turns around starts full on smacking his head, beating
the Jeff Hardy's spanking Stacy styles, smacking his own Wow. Well, then
Jarr goes to pull his own ass out, and Rock says, whoa,
Vince, You're not kissing jim Ross's ass. Jr. Go sit at the
announced position. Rock's got a plan. Jarr's obviously disappointed unless he wanted to
want to done this, Jimmy, I want to fucking maybe sit on Vince's
face on a bit sweet uh. Rock says, Vince, you're gonna like
this. You're gonna love kissing this ass. The real ass you're gonna kiss
is gonna give you nothing but stratisfaction. And then Tris's og theme plays.
Trish comes out. Vince has the biggest, most craziest, demented, fucking
smile. It is fucking fucking perverted. Trish is coming out. Jr.
Is on commentary. Jr says, I'll tell you one thing. I was
ready to pull my drawers down and have a kiss my big Oklahoma pimple by
the jair is now I got it all night. It comes out that Vince
kiss is assy because you know what I'm gonna do. I put my drawers
down, pimple. But that's crazy. So Trici's in the ring and Rock
looks on him and he said, I swear. He says, you like
that. The Rocks not a bad guy. You want some chapstick for your
lips, and Vince does one. He it's on a ton of chapstick.
And then Rock says, turnaround Trish, and then Trish doesn't. Then she
proceeds to pull her pants down, but they don't show her ass on the
infringement man taking Stacy ship. Come on, man, well it was too
good, James. They can show Stacy's ass all the time, but Tricia
just said too much ass. Couldn't show it? Sorry, probably right it
probably fucking Rock says, what are you waiting for? Vince? Go kiss
that ass? And Vince again, fucking crazy smile here, absurd smile,
crawling over on his knees like the crazy. It's like a kid in a
candy store kind of speed running. Yeah, he's going. He gets right
close to Trish's ass and Rock puts his hand in front of his face and
he stops someone. He says, whoa, what do you think you're doing?
You sick freak blue Hell yeah, I love that Rock's hand just like
magnetized to his lips. It was very well done. This was very good.
He says, no, no, no, the Rocks got another plan.
As Nic says, this ass is that's not the one you're gonna kiss,
because now the time is called. You're not gonn kiss the Rock's ass,
not Jim Ross's ass, not Trisha's ass. There is one ass that
the Rock has chosen especially for you. Then the fucking Rikishi. The shit,
oh shit, Rikishi comes out. Oh my god, oh my god.
It's like a Russamania call from JR. Like so we just won the
world title. It's like the craziest call of all time. It's so good.
Dude. Rikishi is on the stage. He turns around. He's thrown
his ass like I've never seen before. This is unreal. Let me talk
to you real quick, please explain this. I wanted to h I wanted
to mention this because this is a core memory for me. Rikishi's return here
is one of the memories and wrestling that I have never forgotten over my entire
life. Whenever I think of Rakishi shaking his ass, or someone mentions Rakiski
shaking his ass. It is literally this exact one, because this is the
crazy, dude. The way that Rakishi is shaking his ass is like it
wouldn't stand up in today's standards of ass shaking. And that's how crazy.
I feel like it like is way before it's time. That's a perfect way
to put it. Rakishi invented torking here tonight, dude, Rakishi's ass shaking
at the top of the ramp on his return is the craziest, Like,
how the fuck do I remember? This is so much moment in my entire
life. Dude. It's a packed Venue two. They're all losing their fucking
mind for this. Dude. Camera is going nuts. This is the definitive
Rikishi ass shake. You're seeing it all here right here, the definitive Rikisi
ass shake. This is insane. And I also remember it because Rakishi gets
in the fucking ring and then at one point he gets down on all fours
as a toad touches touches is crazy. I never forgotten this. I never
forgot this. It was in my head, referee it has for years.
Fucking shake his ass forgetting all. Yeah, look at the shot as you
know, good over barring Bully's hanging everywhere. What does that even mean?
The ass crazy dude Jackie was so pissed it was perfect, man, he
was fired up Berry Bully, he was just he was trying so hard to
knock curse, like fucking really hard. The ass shake into all fours and
then Rakishi fucking pulling his ship up into his as his fucking this. Do
you remember the rock hitting the rock bottom? No, I don't remember the
rock bottet I don't either, but yeah, Rock gets Vince the rock bottom
uh and then Rock grabs Vince arms fuck in bat crazy style. Rakishi literally
bends over nuts, grabs his gear, pulls it up his ass, and
then a rock shoves Fince his face so far up in Rakishi's ass, it's
unbelievable. If someone on the mic is going somebody is farting on the mic.
I couldn't believe, dude, Fitz's ass ass. Vince's face is buried
in Rakishi's ass like half of like his cheeks are in Rikishi's Jrs Jr.
Standing up like we just we just fucking won the war. Just on dude,
I like to do trish making the noise better fits Fence's head is so
fucking park I think they even say I think Lalla says Fitz's head almost disappeared,
which is such a crazy line. How did it feel to be humiliated
in front of the whole damn world? How do you like that? Man?
The funniest ship I've ever seen in my life, bro dude. And
that's like, that's like one of those inside out core memory moments for James
with a little he was inside a little ball rolling down Tony. It is
it is. This is Legitia James, your life forever. I mentioned earlier,
I was like, this is a very important like part of my wrestling
fan of this era, and like this or kiss shake at the top of
this is he never did it better before, and he never does it better
after. It's like eighty years old thing about his life. He's like,
oh yeah, I remember my first chase. I remember I got my driver's
license. I remember a freak. Do you remember it's a PTSD war flashback.
But this give me one muggerin give me two? Oh my god,
oh man, the vincing man kiss my ass club is officially blows Vince's left
fucking crying in the ring, face face full of shit and balls. I
really wish they were with the extra mile and like like like a milk mustache,
you said, just fucking Shiller his face crying, how's your live?
You hear Kurt? Their ship? Now that's one chance, dude, a
little turn for him. No, he did that lot already talt about that.
It was a guichi rib that's true. Yeah, you gotta respect awstle
Man. That was. That was a man on a mission, like biggest
pop his career right here. And Vince was all up in that ship.
Man. He really liked, Well, you have to have new choice.
I gotta get that come up at some point, dude. He like definitely
smelled his butt. Yeah, man, Now he sucked his dick from the
back the ricky She suck my cop to the back club so much as dick.
Oh my god, oh my god, not for real? My good
shit? Man. Wow. Yeah, there you go. So there's more
somehout of this show. Yeah, so we go to uh crash Holly versus
Jacqueline up next. Well, don't forget. You can go to New York
and watch Vengeance, then sign an autographs don't worry about it. I'll be
there every week. So he's doing whatever. Crash Holly versus Jacqueline. I
wrote the match and then I underneath I wrote seventeen question marks. Yeah.
Well, because Crash said women's wrestling and Jacqueline said, I'll wrestle you like
a woman. Yeah, he said, uh yeah, I guess what it
was was he wished Trish luck in her match with Jacqueline at the pay per
view, and Jackie was upset and Crash it all, it's just a girls
match, and Jacqueline said, I'll show you a girls match. So this
is why they're having this match. So they start the match with Crash bending
Jacqueline over nefariously immediately. This is crazy. She almost breaks her neck on
a victory roll. That was whatever to the next spot scary. She has
a big ass DDT for two, then goes for a wheelbarrow pin, but
Crash rolls through and grabs the tights on a pin and then gets the win.
Uh. So, to show that Jackie is ready to face Trish at
the pay per view, they had her lose to Crash Holly to an undercard
for a life guy. Yeah, what a legit waste of time and I
just watched a dude suck a dick. But dick fucus that's what that was.
That was a circle they really God you asked about all right? So
backstage, King was talking to Vince on his cellular device. He's on the
phone. Yeah, he's hurting because Kirk guys asked, what by snow got
earlier? Yeah, and he's, uh, Vince's gone. By the way,
this is where we loved the building because he has shit everywhere. The
pink guy Double Big guns the building and he is yelling at Kurt on this
fucking phone. Yeah, he says, I don't believe me believing the sight
of I'll never forget that your face buried in Rickishi's ass, and he's just
screaming from the phone. He says, listen, I'll make it up to
you and this Sunday I'll become the honest champion. Hello. Hello, this
is this is the bumma where I like to think Vince decided I'm gonna side
with Chris Jericho a vengeance like. So after that, we go backstage Booker
t this is going into Rick Flair's locker room. What was it was Vince's
locker room, but he does find Rick Flair in it. Was it Vince's
locker room? Yeah, that's probably looking for Vince yea yeah, um no.
Ric Flair's last name is a van dep shit always. So the lawler
says that Booker doesn't have a job, so why is he here? Okay,
yeah, they lost Survivor series. He's got to go to Vince to
get his job here, right, Okay, So Booker meets her Rick Flair,
who was backstage eating shrimp or something eating lozenges. Yeah, so Booker
wanted to talk to Vince, but he's got pink eye two times. Yeah.
Yeah. Booker says that he has to talk to Vins because he has
to talk to Vince because they both hate. Stone goes Steve Boston's DUTs and
I need to talk to him to get my job back because of this,
So Flair says, Vince got rear ended. Yeah. Flare said, was
that you, by the way, Booker that I saw driving Steve Boston's drug
the other week? Speaking of rear ended? Was it so driving down the
driveway Monday and Stone called his drug? Which is I was like, what
what do you want? Yeah? It didn't or just I was like,
okay, damn yeah. Booker then said, actually, yeah that was me.
I was just going to the hood. You saw that a little smooth
that I just wanted to the hood. I had a little joy rod.
It was all good. So yeah, I just need to talk to Fis
about getting my job back. Though. I love that Flair is so subdued
here. This is such a different flare than usual normal. Yeah you think
they told him to tone it down? Yeah? Maybe, yeah, absolutely,
I'm sure. Um yeah. Flair said, hey, man, I
hear you, but I'm not looking at applications tonight and I ain't hiring tonight.
You didn't say that. Tell me you didn't just say that. Lair
says, I ain't hiring tonight. Whoo who now out of here, see
you? And he tries to fist bump up and Bookers are, I got
you all right, I'm still your truck too. So we got backstage again.
Here. Taker walks by the APA table. Yeah, they're playing a
game. They're playing some polka and they stop and they look at him.
Yeah, and then Taker stops and then Taker turns around. Why a yall
eyeballing me like that? Is there a reason you do eyeballing me, and
Bradshaw brings up everything from the past ever you like the fucking minute, Look
at us, Look at us. Don't you remember how Scott damn it?
We were loyal you you slapped us in the face. Yeah, Brashley,
don't you think you us an explanation. Taker takes a can, throws it
and looks at him. No, and Fruit Fruit says, who was more
loyal to you than us? Everyone I was lower to you slapped in the
face. Bradshaw says something about him being so that bugger boy saw him.
We're about taking a personal take us all. You gotta calm down a bit.
I ain't slap anybody in face, because if I did, you two
would be crying like a couple of little babies. You don't think JR had
it coming? You think Jay are better than me. I love this gimmick.
I love the way this is a fucking great gimmick. He thinks like
he takes no one respects him. Yeah. The way the way you two
are acting, I think you two think you're better than me and boys taking
away too personal and you're getting in my face. And if you're gonna take
it the next level, if you want to take it to that next level.
I'm on my way to the ring right now, and you get it
together, son, and I'll show you whatever it means to respect somebody.
And Bradshay Dance take us a year. So Taker was headed to the ring.
Why he was just going he was gonna go out there to call on
Bradshaw. But thankfully that he stopped him. It was just good diming.
That's good. So in my brain, I said, Bradshaw versus Undertaker,
this is gonna be a scrap. This is these boys are gonna be fine.
That's exactly was like, these two are about to throw some potatoes.
They probably were like, hey, let's have some fun out there, Let's
throw a couple down. Let's go out there and fuck have a little fun.
That's not what happened. That's incorrect. This match sucks, I Taker,
I guess I forgot. Also my brain, Undertaker is a career pussy
boy. He is. I cannot believe, you know, every fucking time
we see the APA and brash out fruit, they are fucking killers killing somebody.
Matter of fact, they do it here in a little bit, and
like I cannot believe what I'm looking at here, So are you going to
the match? I see Bradshaw to a swinging neck breaker that they fuck up.
That they fuck up because Taker he taking his shit like that right,
not know how to do that like a god fucking damn it. And then
Lawler brings up This is where Lawler brings up Taker's new haircut. So this
is where I actually learned that he probably be h this is probably the first
time you ever had the shot haircut. Sure, okay um? Then Taker
hits the Taker DT you know, the big jump on one yes, And
then I realized I'm never gonna get what I wanted for this match. And
I also realized that Taker works so dumb for a big guy. He just
does shit. He works the exact opposite of how I wanted this match to
go. He probably works the opposite of how he tells other people to work.
Unbelievable quick punches in the corner, fucking jumping DDT, rope wall,
fucking I want this like Taker is huge? Taker is huge? Yeah?
Man, that's there was no punches. I feel like in this match,
This is not the match I wanted. I was sad and want to take
the clothes on from hell. Yeah yeah, Bradshaw was being super fucking nice.
I say, God, damn it, someone's got to be mean to
take or somebody. You would think it's one of us boys would too,
but I guess you know he doesn't want to get these still, I was
a bitch. Branshaw also uh during this, by the way, for Ruke
comes out and gets on undertake the bike. You hear him started and then
he drives off with it, and then in the ring Bradshaw goes with it.
He does the uh fucking Brett's taker in the corner, goes for the
clothes on from hell uh and then take her big boots him and beats him
with the choke slam. He doesn't beat them with the last ride, doesn't
be with the tombstone beats with the choke slam. Super easy night for the
boys. Yeah. So Chaker goes at the ramp and as he gets to
the top of the ramp, Rob van Dam comes out and hits him in
the head. Still there, yeah, the bike. That's why he stopped
at the top of the ramp because the bike was still there for but it
was a distraction. So Arbady came out and sucking hit him on the head
with the chair brains him and then he does his taunt Overtaker's body. I
said, this is very cool. Yeah, I do like that. I
think let's he finally getto his taughts. Iive her him. We go backstage
Jericho interview with Charmel. Yeah, this is just Jericho promo is uh,
this is where he's doing a lot of the this is he's going heavy on
the living legend shit here, which Larry Zibisco is very unhappy about. Oh,
super fissed off about it. So Jericho says, fuck you man.
Uh you know, I'm asking about losing to Austin you know. Yeah.
He says he will win the Unspeed title and this guy's just spoiling. She's
on free TV, So I don't know why. I m he's gonna fair,
he's gonna beat Rock, He's gonna be awesome and say his opinion.
He's gonna be further cemented as the true larger than life, living legend that
he is, and he's gonna become the biggest star in history. I like
Jericho's shirt here, by the way, I don't know, I don't remember
the shirt at all. So why to j logo with the fucking barbed wire
on it. Yeah, they got the fucking uh red stroke behind it or
the drop shadow real yeah, I thought. I was like, this is
very cool shirt. I've never seen this before. So shout out Drowning Pool
for center. I have Vengeance. What song? Great album? Yeah,
album Tearaway is on that too. Bodies is on that same album. I'm
pretty sure great album. So the main event is Jericho an Angle versus rock
In Austin before we go into Vengeance. I'll be honest with you, boys,
I anticipated that I was going to very quickly decide this was gonna be
my plus ten. But I actually think this match, oh it was great
man. Yeah, at least they were working fucking hard here. Man.
There was like, you know, there was you know, a pockets of
heat where there was you know, taking but like, I feel like there
was no real point where it slowed down. Um Rock comes in, they
jump rock, gotta get that Austin pop. So Austin comes out afterwards,
and of course, yeah, man guaranteed pop every time too. Um he
runs down in the match, stunner off the rip on Kurt Angle. I
thought, dude, I all for I bit. I was like, oh
my God, They're gonna fuck it. Austin's gonna pin angle here and then
there's just gonna be a big angle after this, but Jericho breaks it up.
He does, Um Austin and jerichoill get a little lost here, uh,
and then Austin hits him with two of the meanest lariats. I think
I've seen a night and I saw a Bradshaw match, and somehow Austin is
a big clothesline guy. He did do a lot of them. He did
pretty unique he because they I feel like it feels more like a punch that
ends up as a close line, like it leads with the fist instead of
leading with the forearm. Um. Austin then put the walls of Jericho on
them, on Jericho, on Jericho, Kurt glombs them, and then Austin
glombs them back. It's it's pretty crazy to see how much Austin and Rock
protect themselves compared to everybody else on the roster. Austin's Austin protects himself a
ton more matches than Rock does. But even like the hopes were crazy in
the heat, like there was always an extra step or three for Kurt or
Jericho to cut them off. For the heat. Like, it would never
be like a simple cut off. It would always be reversal reversals, Yeah,
underneath you, and they would always get hope immediately after the cutoff.
So like it takes like an extra step or three for Kurt to cut like
Austin off right, and then he'd maybe like hit one move on him or
maybe chop him in the corner a few times, and then Austin's on a
double leg him. You know what I mean. Yeah, you're getting fucked
right after you don't You're not on top for too long. You know.
They were better working this style than like Taker. Taker was also too a
protective of himself, but in a way that would make the match kind of
suck. Yeah, you're right, Austin and Rock were way way better at
it. Um. They're also probably more over historically, so it was easy
to get away with Yeah do that, yeah, double hot tag. Rock
obliterates Jericho, then pulls in angle and kicks his ass to man. Fantastic
hot tag here, Rock super dolled in. Rock and Austin were very good
wrestlers. I knew their spots. You see a lot of shitty ass tags
of these two guys. In it and like it's never their faught I don't
think. I think really, it's who they're working with. Jericho and fucking
Kurt were two they wanted to go period. At the time, Like I
said, I expected to plus ten this just because I was like, oh,
fucking yeah, Rock Austin all right, I fucking no. But I
was like, oh, fuck, okay cool. There was also a spot
earlier, I think it was before the hot Tag where Austin goes for a
loofe but Jericho like catches him out of the air, buy the legs and
puts them on the walls and they the rock clotheslines them out of it.
Yeah. I was like, oh my god, that was so fucking smart.
Um Jericho low blows Rock and hits the rock bottom on the rock Jericho.
Yeah. And Austin actually has to break this up Rock. Yes,
I couldn't believe that. And then Kurt drags Austin like it was so quick,
he breaks up the pan. Then Kurt's in there like fucking dog walking
him out of the ring. Was oh shit, Yeah, angle In Austin
fighting outside Rock with the craziest fucking spinebuster Jericho high. Jericho gave him everything
he had all that and it was awesome. And then Jericho taps while Austin
is holding Angle on the outside fucking Japanese tag style. That was, oh
my god, he's sting and they got the shot of it too. Yeah,
this was high good match man. Yeah, that was fucking sweet.
And Angle gets in the ring and Olympics slams Jericho right after he's in the
ring, flipping out immediately gets hit the Olympics slam. I said, oh
shit, I was like, okay, about to have a finisher fest.
He just does that, stares at I think it was the Rock in the
ring, and then leaves. He's just gone. Yeah, that was sweet.
It was fucking cool. It was good. I was so happy,
my god. Finally and then we get the legendary Rock and Austin stare down
with the beer taps on the bill. Yeah, they toast the titles,
uh, and then they toast each other and huge fucking pop for that.
And who will become the undisputed champion? Well, it's the guy that you
all just beat up. Yes, An't that crazy, dude? I thought
for sure it was going to be Rocking Austin in the main. And then
one of them was walking out undispeeded champion. But I think I thought it
was gonna be Kurt. Really just not sure who I thought it was gonna
be. I just I probably I've heard for Austin. Yeah, I'm sure
I thought it was. But I was also a huge Jericho guy at the
time. Sure I was also a huge fucking Austin guy. Yeah. I
guess I figured because rocking Austin had the belts already that like, Okay,
they're gonna do something cool, and something cool would be one of them not
winning. But I was I guess I never thought to be Jericho when I
was remember thinking, I guess Jericho had the most upside. Yeah, I
didn't have much nuance to my thinking. I was like, well, I
think a most matches like drink beer with two titles, it will be awesome.
Yeah, yeah, you're right. This Finisha makes Jericho for the rest
of his career. He still talks about it to this day. Yeah,
this is like genuinely like the biggest moment in his career that makes his whole
career in w worth it. Like you can't take that away, you know,
that's too big to take away. Beating Rock and Austin in the same
night winning the honest title, Like that's not something you can just like,
Okay, we're gonna job you out for the rest of your life and you
will suck like like he does silly shit after that, like and obviously he
I pretty he goes back and does like inter kind of a title stuff.
But like he's always regarded as this is that's a moment you'll never fucking touch.
Yeah exactly. Yeah, which is crazy because they booked him like shit
after he won the title. They I know, they booked the place shit
before he wanted title. Yeah, I don't really. I think maybe they
just wanted to make a shocking moment here perfect too, and so my place
came back and said, oh, ask my title. Probably gave it to
him because they needed someone to lose the triple h. I think there was
a rumor that Triplech. I think Triplech was like advertised for he was if
you go on, was like him with a sledge, like he was supposed
to return at Vengeance. Yeah but nah for real. Yeah, but that
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