Weekly Marketing and Advertising News, November 19, 2021: Repair Your Own iPhone

 Tampa is the St. Louis of Florida.
 I don't even know what that means. I don't even know what that means.
 I don't even know what that means.
 We're gonna, that'd be a quarter of the year.
 It is, uh, International Men's Day.
 And I remind my wife that it's International Men's Day.
 She's gonna love that.
 She's gonna love that.
 Yeah.
 The number one legal drug is caffeine.
 Yeah.
 Yeah, I would have to.
 Battery alcohol.
 It probably used to be, well...
 Oh, God.
 Battery alcohol.
 That's a tough one.
 But I think it's coffee.
 And the latest sign of crypto-stakeover.
 Well, it's kind of like the newest thing
 taking over for the oldest thing, right?
 Because it's called the Staple Center.
 When's the last time you use the staple?
 The hardest part of it and need to start it again.
 You're listening to the Radcast.
 If it's radical, we cover it.
 Here's your host, Ryan Alford.
 Hey, guys.
 What's up?
 Welcome to the latest edition of the Radcast.
 It's Friday, November 19th.
 And I'm Ryan Alford.
 Join by Joe Hammer.
 What's up, Joe?
 Hey, man.
 How's it going?
 Hey, I'm remote today.
 I'm, uh...
 I'm in a remote...
 Secret location.
 In...
 Secret location at my house.
 Well, you gave it away now.
 Okay.
 I...
 I've been thrown a little under the weather.
 And...
 But you know what?
 It doesn't stop.
 You know, Joe.
 It doesn't stop.
 I never stop working.
 I'm working right now.
 So, uh...
 Yeah.
 So I've had a little bit of an up and down week with the health.
 But other than that, it's been a good week.
 How's the week been, Joe?
 Good.
 Good.
 Other than your health, I'm fine.
 I feel great.
 Actually, I feel better.
 When you don't feel well,
 I feel like my health goes through the roof.
 Oh.
 It's weird.
 It's weird.
 I can contribute.
 It is a weird inverse.
 It's weird.
 I could have poisoned you.
 Maybe, maybe not.
 Just tell me what the antidote is.
 So I can get over this.
 It's actually...
 It's actually 15 shots of fireball.
 So...
 Oh!
 Good.
 Unfortunately, the firecage is there, and I'm here.
 Is it really here?
 Are you serious?
 I don't think so.
 You do that to me every time.
 It's on back order.
 I'm like, literally, I have it on back order on like six sites.
 Are you going to know what six fireball kegs?
 Hey, there's been worse things that happened.
 Of course.
 That's true.
 So it's been a good week on the podcast.
 You missed Tuesday, Alina Smith.
 Singer, songwriter, producer, came out.
 And next week, my good friend Brad Lee,
 the host of dropping bombs, the CEO of light speed.
 Brad is a very cool dude and very insightful.
 So I recommend anyone that's in sales,
 take yourself, Joe, to take a listen to Brad Lee,
 next Tuesday on the radcast.
 I will do it.
 I'll see you next Tuesday for that.
 You don't have to see me.
 Just download.
 Okay, I'll just download it.
 That's fine.
 Either way.
 We need our numbers to go up.
 Could you download it 12 times?
 By one.
 So our ratings go up.
 Sure.
 I'll put it on my platform.
 What's that?
 Do it on Spotify, do it on Google, do it on Apple,
 and then like every episode.
 Sure.
 I'm going to have to figure out how to use all that stuff first.
 And then I'll download it.
 Nick, can you help out?
 Yes.
 Okay.
 Nick's got me.
 Nick will help out.
 Yes.
 And for those listening, if you enjoyed the podcast,
 like review, share, we would appreciate it.
 You know, we've got babies to feed around here, Joe.
 We need, we need desperately, desperately need it.
 Christmas is coming up.
 My kids need new shoes and stuff as well.
 So.
 It's getting really appreciated.
 Maybe we get an official sponsor.
 You know, yeah, having to sponsor ourselves.
 I think we, Mike's hard lemonade.
 I think was a good one.
 We really did them favor.
 I think.
 I don't think we're going to get it in by.
 I think the looks on our face after the third sip,
 when we try to make it work.
 Yeah.
 I was like the first sip.
 I was like, wow, that was pretty bad.
 But I was trying to hide it.
 And then by sip three, I was like, I can't use this anymore.
 It's not what I was expecting.
 It's not very good.
 Yes.
 Mike's hard lemonade.
 Very good at all.
 It's not very good at all.
 Call us.
 Not the not the one for me.
 Not at all.
 Not at all.
 No.
 So Thanksgiving coming up in the big Thanksgiving plans with the family.
 I think we're going to go to my wife's parents house or my wife's father's house.
 So that's going to be pretty exciting.
 And then after that, I'm probably just going to drive into the desert and.
 Expire, I guess.
 I don't know.
 Where does he live?
 They live in Anderson.
 So that's always fun too.
 Oh.
 Yeah.
 We're going to drive by the jockey lot.
 Yeah.
 It's funny.
 If you from South Carolina, like, and you're in the upstate, when they do the news reporting,
 all the crimes and all the fires are all happened in Anderson County.
 I don't know why that is.
 It used to be Spartanburg.
 My wife and I.
 Yeah, I did.
 Sparkle city.
 And then they come up.
 Yeah.
 Yeah.
 But.
 Now I thought you meant like literally you were going flying somewhere.
 I'm going to get out of it.
 No, it's still it's still too far.
 It's still too far though.
 You know what I mean?
 If I can't walk there, I'm not interested.
 Yeah, you're pretty lazy.
 I've extremely lazy.
 A lot of people say my wife says that.
 It's fine.
 All your friends.
 Yeah, I've accepted it.
 It doesn't.
 It's complement now.
 You play the part.
 Yeah.
 I can't imagine having to go on a plane.
 Like for Thanksgiving having to deal with like the bullshit at the airport and everything else.
 Yeah.
 We flew to Tampa and it was in July.
 And that was a disaster.
 So I can't imagine.
 Around the holidays actually come to think of it.
 I'm going to Las Vegas in December.
 Right.
 The 16th through 20th.
 So that's going to be really bad.
 Now that I think of it.
 Well, at least you're going to Vegas.
 You know, that's true.
 We a lot worse places.
 A lot.
 You know, I can think of nothing worse than going to.
 I'm going to really offend the city when I say this.
 But like we're going to St. Louis to visit mom and dad.
 Like more.
 Yeah.
 You got to go wait in the, you know, like we're going to Tampa.
 We built Kentucky.
 Tampa is pretty bad to be part of the honest.
 You know, Tampa at least got a beach and it's warm.
 I guess, man.
 It's just.
 Oh, Tampa is the St. Louis of Florida.
 I don't even know what that means.
 I don't even know what that means.
 We're going to that'll be a quarter of the quarter of the year.
 Yeah.
 Tampa is the St. Louis of Florida.
 That's their new ad campaign.
 It is.
 We're the St. Louis of Florida.
 Yeah.
 Moving to an important part of our weekly marketing news segment
 would be our social holidays.
 Awesome.
 We have three this week.
 It is important.
 This is where you get your dated information that you should have
 already played for.
 If you're a marketing social media manager.
 You could by the time you listen to it.
 You know, if you're getting it here, you're probably passed.
 Yeah, you banged it up.
 Wait, we just started doing like a week ahead of time.
 So it actually is like our two weeks ahead of time.
 Relivate is the word.
 It's useful.
 Yeah.
 Yeah.
 And we might actually get some social media planners like
 listening to the podcast.
 Well, some probably some probably already do to be fair.
 But yeah, we probably get more.
 Yeah, we probably would.
 But today being the 19.
 I mean, if I had my keyboard with me and my sound effects,
 this would this would be getting like lots of applause and everything else.
 But today, it is international men's day.
 It's our day.
 Finally.
 I mean, we've been waiting for a day to be in charge and to celebrate.
 Through history, really.
 Yes.
 It's finally here.
 It's finally here.
 What are you going to do?
 How are you going to celebrate?
 I'm going to.
 I don't know.
 Pat myself on the back.
 Sure.
 And.
 And remind my wife that it's international men's day.
 She's going to love that.
 She's going to love that.
 Yeah.
 What did she give you for every day?
 Yeah.
 Better be something good.
 Yeah, I better be for sure.
 Yeah, who knows.
 What do you think you're good?
 Poo.
 I don't know.
 My wife doesn't listen to this.
 Exactly.
 Exactly.
 A big handful of nothing.
 Yeah.
 A big fat.
 Yeah.
 I'm going to pat myself on the back as well.
 Yes.
 I deserve it.
 Yes.
 Today's international.
 International men's day.
 It's everything that we thought it could be.
 And so much more.
 I feel great.
 Tomorrow is a universal children's day.
 Okay.
 As men, we get to celebrate for all of a day.
 And then we had a.
 We had a.
 Right.
 I mean, how much of a slap in the face is it to men?
 Like the kids are always at the forefront anyway.
 As soon as they come along.
 And then as as men, we have we get one day to celebrate ourselves.
 And the next day is international children's day.
 Is that not a slap of all faces?
 We've been held down for too long.
 Men.
 I think plus the children's is universal.
 The whole universe.
 And ours is only international.
 So that's a little bit of a.
 You know what I mean?
 Raw deal.
 Exactly.
 Raw deal.
 But you know, it's all made up in all.
 It all.
 Is okay though, because Sunday.
 Is world hello day.
 Hello.
 Hello.
 Hello.
 That's a.
 She make it say hello funny day.
 Yeah.
 Hello.
 Hello.
 Yeah, I like that.
 Hello.
 And so we're just supposed to go around say hello to people, I guess.
 World hello day.
 Assuming you don't say hello.
 Say hello to my little friend.
 Yeah.
 Okay.
 Okay.
 There it is.
 Ding.
 Yeah.
 That's.
 You're just going to have to make all the sounds with your mouth.
 Ding.
 I should have my sound effects in the speaker here.
 You should.
 I asked Nick if I could use the sound effects and he was like, no.
 Nobody can touch that except Brian.
 Damn it.
 That's true.
 That's true.
 Yeah.
 There's a secret code on that.
 Do you even get to it?
 It's okay.
 Yeah.
 You can open up the sound effects box.
 It's that complicated.
 No.
 It's not.
 It's that complicated for me just to figure out how to get it to work.
 Right.
 Fair enough.
 Like Nick.
 Damn it.
 This key doesn't suit the working.
 This key is doing a flush and I want it to do a pause.
 This is a disaster.
 Yes.
 It's a world hello day.
 Sunday.
 Can't wait.
 That's a good time.
 Say hello to all your neighbors and friends and everyone else.
 I'd prefer that.
 It'd be kind of funny.
 I think we follow you.
 Can we follow.
 I'm going to get the guys to follow you around.
 You just say hello to everyone, like the most random people.
 How many times can I get punched in the face?
 That's what that is.
 I'd South Carolina.
 I think you'd be all right.
 Yeah.
 You know.
 Yeah.
 Yeah.
 We cordial people here.
 Yeah.
 It might actually be boring because people will just be like, hey.
 Great.
 Maybe so.
 conversations, I'd get into conversations with people just like, oh,
 who wants to do that? The worst.
 Yeah, it's world hello day, not world, I listen to your bullshit day. I don't
 want to. I'm not interested. That's next week.
 That's next week. Yeah, yeah, share your BS day. Yeah,
 it's next Thursday. It's called Thanksgiving.
 Yeah, that's what all your all your family does.
 It's like, uh, yeah, local Johnny, I had seen you in two years.
 And yeah, I saw you tell me about me, uh, me, you know, I don't know.
 I saw your Facebook, you don't need to tell me about it here.
 I understand your political views from you don't have to don't bring it to
 dinner. Yeah, that's all it is. It's like we get a reaction of what we heard on
 Facebook last year, 100% Oh, I can't wait.
 It's going to be a sign fell was on to something with the, uh,
 sharing of grievances like, I mean, yeah, with Thanksgiving is, isn't it?
 A little bit. Yeah. And with each other occasionally, there's a Thanksgiving or
 two that's been a little bit of a blow up. I'm sure everyone's been one of
 those. Yeah. Well, it's just even if it's not a blow up, it's like, I don't
 like everybody gets to intermingle with people they see once a year and, I don't
 know, people are going to think I'm anti-family. I'm not. I just think, you know,
 you're, you type, I had rather like my tight knit family than I see.
 And I'd rather do like a family get together. Sure.
 Like on a Friday where they're serving lots of alcohol. Yeah.
 Like, but, but Thanksgiving months, I like to spend with my close tight family.
 Sure. Never. It's not about Thanksgiving dinner, I guess, really, right?
 Yeah. Even if it's during the day or whatever.
 Longest during the day, it can be lunch or dinner. Okay.
 Supper. Yes. Supper.
 Supper. Supper. Supper. Supper, dude.
 Supper. Thanks. That's what they say next week. And now everybody thinks I'm a
 anti-family. I'm not. I just think we, I don't know, overthink our holiday. Sometimes I think,
 you know, like, I don't really want to know what aunt Sally's like, you know,
 problems are. Right. Don't care. I think that's what you mean.
 It's not that I don't care. It's like, I just don't have a solution for you.
 I don't care. And my turkey's like tasting bad because we're talking about it.
 You got the Debbie down her aunt, you know what I mean? The Saturday live where she's like,
 that's what I mean. It's like, I go into these things, I get a great mood and like, I come out of them like,
 yeah, man. That's why that's why that's what winds for, I believe.
 I think you're right. But we still have some some dry family events that
 are. Yeah. This is going to mine's going to be a dry family. Mine's going to be a dry family event.
 Unfortunately, yeah, I'm going to maybe take a cooler, a small cooler of white claws in the car.
 Yeah, I four cases for there you go. Oh, I got to take this work phone call. I need to,
 I'll be right back in in about 20 minutes. Yeah. That and smoking joined the bathroom,
 whatever it takes to get through it, whatever it takes, whatever it takes, whatever it takes.
 So we got some good news topics this week. Okay. First, I don't, are you Starbucks guy?
 Oh, what? Starbucks. Are you Starbucks person? I don't drink coffee that much. I'm not. Yeah, me either.
 But let me tell you because I go Fridays, I like to sometimes I try to get into an article
 and then it makes me think of a story. You know, I'm Joe. I love it. Um, the, um, my son and I Clayton,
 he's my oldest 12, okay, six, six, great. And we go, we have to take his, his brother, my middle child,
 Hudson has to go to he does school patrol on Fridays. He has to get there super early. Nice.
 But Clayton doesn't have to get there until like 8 a.m. And so we go to Starbucks and sit there for
 about 45 minutes and have, you know, father, son, time, you know, talking about middle school and stuff.
 And I coach his basketball team. It's just our time together. Sure. Okay, father, son,
 batter. And I, we sit there, you know, for about 45 minutes on a Friday morning from like 715 to 8 a.m.
 And the one in Greenville, South Carolina on Augusta road, I'm sitting there counting the people
 coming in out of that place. And they, and they had the app thing figured out by the people
 already ordered. They come in, they walk up to the counter. I'm like, the amount of people buying
 eight dollar coffees at the rate at which they're doing in one Starbucks. I'm like, why did I not think
 of this? Yeah. I mean, it's like unbelievable. They're all you. Yeah. They're printing money in the
 dollar. Yeah. And so yesterday was red cup day. So they give away these red cups every year.
 Yeah. And all the holiday cups. And it's supposedly really ups the sales for that day. Like,
 I'm like, they really need it. Yeah. Like they desperately needed it. People are so it's like,
 it's like the, it's like, in look, I drink energy drinks. So I'm, I'm definitely the,
 the pot calling the kettle black a little bit here with caffeine. But I will say it's got to be like
 the most, uh, the number one legal drug is caffeine. Yeah. I would have to. It probably used to be,
 well, uh, god, that or alcohol, that's a tough one. But I think it's coffee. It probably is.
 Probably more people are caffeine caffeine. You know, whatever. Oh, caffeine. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
 because if you go across Coke or Diet Coke and then coffee and energy drinks, it's definitely,
 definitely caffeine. No question. My wife doesn't do this, but I've had friends and had girlfriends
 that will drink seven Diet Cokes in a day. Like, you know, it's a lot. I don't know if you know
 that person. My, so my wife, actually, my wife, that's my, my impressions. So no big deal.
 Uh, she's your dear, your dear, lovely wife. Yeah. She is lovely. Uh, I don't know how dear she is.
 The, uh, she drinks the, she used to drink three or four Diet Cokes a day. I think she's down to maybe
 one. Uh, but it's like, that's like, it's like coffee kind of, it's like an addiction. Like,
 if we don't have one in their refrigerator, like she goes and gets one. You know what I mean? Yeah.
 It's kind of like me with cocaine. Do you know what I mean? If like, I don't have any,
 I have to go get some. You really get hatred for it. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. I really could use
 a little bit of cocaine right now and I just go get some, right Nick?
 Well, Nick's, Nick gets the best stuff. Okay. He's going to him. Unbelievable. Peruvian marching powder.
 Great job. Oh, Nick, where's a lot of hats? It ratted. Today's podcast brought to you by Peruvian
 It's the best cocaine for your money. Yes. Yes. I do think they put cocaine in coke, though.
 Like, maybe you can only speak like I drink energy drinks and I do drink them pretty religiously.
 If you go look at our refrigerator at work, I got like seven cases in there. There's no,
 no problem whatsoever. No, but uh, I do think the caffeine is quite the addiction and I think
 Starbucks has the monopoly on a lot of it because I sit there and watch the people coming in at that
 place. And I'll say this, it's the same people. We go there now, like we, it's become a ritual.
 We used to do hot cake varieties. It'd be Donald's, but the Donald's on a, in our neighborhood,
 his state kind of locked up for court. Like, they do drive through only until certain hours. Really?
 And so like, yeah, they've just started to reopen, but they don't have, they're not
 open fully when we go. So we switched over to Starbucks. Okay. And not only do you call
 seven times more, we went from, uh, it's not as good either. For me and my son, it's not like
 $21 to get a bagel and my, and of course, my son's drinking a small coffee now too. Oh boy.
 You know, hop. I'm like, oh boy. What are we? You put a lot of sugar in it because
 kid coffee kind of tastes. He gets a mocha. He gets like a mocha. Okay. So it's got some sugar
 already in it. There we go. You know, and that's it. I mean, ask people to come in or get
 those drinks too. Oh, yeah. They do have caffeine in them. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
 So Joey and Sean both drink a ton of coffee. Sean, especially, Joey, I don't know.
 Cold brew. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Sean, I think just straight up drinks coffee all day long.
 I don't know how he does it because he's the most relaxed guy, but he's just like pounding coffee.
 I can't do it, man. I can't do it. It makes me. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. I can't either. I have like
 two energy drinks a day, typically one at like super early because I work out early. Sure.
 Right. And then one like mid-morning. And then that's it. You don't have to find out. They're not like
 they're not the five hour energy or like the the nitro 700 milligrams of caffeine. They're
 mild as energy drinks go to. But I admit that I I have wondered if you can just get off the caffeine
 if it would be better. I don't know. They probably have some withdrawal symptoms. I would think if you
 write initially. Yeah. I don't know. I haven't had I've been under the weather here for a few days.
 That's true. And I haven't had any. And you know, other than this, this hemoglobin going on the back
 my head and just twitching. I'm good. Yeah. I noticed your eye twitching. Yeah, you're I was twitching
 a lot. Okay. Yeah. So it's fine. You're probably fine. I think I'm good. I I don't drink hardly
 any caffeine. I want to go back to caffeine, right? I wanted this whole podcast. Yeah, please.
 I'm just usually I don't really drink any caffeine except if I'm extremely tired and then I'll have
 like a diet coke or something. So that was worth stopping for. No, but I do I am amazed that
 you don't need caffeine at all. Like I don't have a lot of energy. So it's not like. It's not like
 don't drink caffeine. And I'm like, oh man, I'm just like you can see this is it. This is high
 energy for me. Yeah. Yeah. Well, speak of high energy. Okay. Papa John's just unveiled it
 a new logo. Yeah. You know, it's nice transition. He is high energy. And people are people are
 confused. They removed the the apostrophe in the Johns. Yeah. And it now's Papa Johns. And
 our job is isn't it now a quarter potty like a bathroom. Yeah, I was looking at that. It's a
 little bit of a I don't know a bit of a mind fuck like what because it was possessive Papa Johns,
 right? Or it was Papa John is pizza that could be that could be saying that Papa John is pizza. But
 now what is it? Papa John's. No, it's just multiple John's. Yeah, that makes sense.
 That's a John's Papa John's. No, it doesn't. Multiple John's just sounded like they're doing a
 prostitute must. So I think the person wrote this article thinking about it more than most people
 will. I don't know how much people would really see it. And I will say like I'm looking at it on
 the screen here like the new logo. It does pop a little more. You know, with the colors. It looks
 good. Yeah. And it's a little more congruent without the apostrophe. I mean, those
 never postures just kind of getting away. Grammatically, grammatically, it bothered me. I don't know,
 it's weird. I know, but you're a writer. Yeah. Well, it's like it. It bought it. I don't know. I
 was looking at it. You sent it to me and I was like, I don't understand. What is it now? It's
 nothing now. It's not possess. I don't. It bothers me. I bet as you know what? You should ask.
 There you go. You should ask your wife because she's a school person if it bothers her. Yeah.
 I will. It will definitely bother her. It probably does. I would have freaking add agency and we
 write copy all the time. That's true. And she critiques my every text message. So believe me,
 like she's like literally like I'm like shorthanding something and she's like, you know,
 grading my paper on my text message. So I have no doubt this will bother her. Yeah. Let's get
 her opinion for next next week. Maybe. Yeah. I'll bring it. I'll bring it for next week.
 Does she want to be on the podcast? That's it at the right cast. I don't know. I don't know.
 But I do want to make notes since she said that that Joe Hammer will be joining the weekly
 news segment as a stay on as long as we can keep twisting his arm. I'm excited to have you
 consistently on the show, Jeff. As long as we can stand each other, this is going to be
 it's going to be a great partnership. It's the last, hey, man, we've been we've
 spent we've spent each other since what 14 years old? Yeah, right around 14, 15 years old. Yeah,
 it should be fine. It's been 30 years. Yeah, I think we can make it at this point. If the
 rat cast is what is what splits us up, then I mean, it was meant to be, I guess, you know what I mean?
 Yeah, I guess. I guess. I guess. Yeah, no, I'm excited about it. It should be fun. Yeah.
 The newing on just shows you how big crypto is getting. The staple center, which is where
 LeBron James played L.A. Lakers and several other teams. Yeah, obviously. They're going to
 rebrand us crypto.com arena and the latest sign of cryptos takeover. Yeah, first thoughts there.
 Well, it's kind of like the newest thing taking over for the oldest thing, right? Because it's
 called the staple center. When's the last time you used a staple? I for me, I don't even know.
 I have years, you know what I mean? It's you're basically taking Dunder Mifflin like it's paper,
 you know what I mean? You're selling paper and you've switched it to the most high tech thing you can.
 So it's a sign of the times for sure. Yeah, for sure. And I signed a money. I mean,
 and what's the last time you went into a staples? A staples store. Oh my god. I don't know.
 I mean, multiple years. Yeah, you've got me by it online.
 Right? Exactly. It's called Amazon. Yeah, but we're just honestly staples.com even. I mean,
 come on staples. Yeah. Brick and mortar. What can you, what can you buy at staples.com that you
 can't buy on Amazon. Staples.com merch. That's easy button. Yeah, well.
 Now you probably buy that on Amazon though. You probably buy it. Yeah. I bought a generic one on
 Amazon. Actually, there you go. A radical button. Bootleg. Oh yeah. Yeah. Bootleg. Bootleg.
 Bootleg. Bootleg bus staples buttons are huge right now. It's a huge Christmas item.
 So, really? Everybody might not think so. Everybody, my favorite is getting one.
 Not custom. No. The same one. They're all getting the same one. They're all going to open it at the same time.
 Be like, what? What are you doing? But at least there's no divide. There's no like you got more than
 me or she or whatever. It's a quality. It's a quality. Socialistic. Socialistic. Yeah. Christmas.
 We're big into communism and socialism at my house. Everyone, I end up with a lot of lingerie,
 which is weird. You know what I mean? Like everybody gets lingerie. I'm just like, what are we
 going to do with this? So my wife likes it. I'm going to keep her happy right now. You get the
 key. Yeah. You get the kids. Yeah. My son. I guess you got to give me, it's a thong. I guess
 your mom's got where my son and I were pretty close to the same size now. So we can just,
 we can switch back and forth if we want. It's it's pretty dope. It intermixed your thongs. Yeah.
 Yeah. We just trade the middle of the day. Yeah. Thong change. And we just, yeah.
 That's the best guy. It's great. Yeah. It's great. We love it. You should try it. You've got
 multiple sons. That's what you guys can all like. You know what I mean?
 Thongsong. Yeah. It's go. Remember that song? How could you forget? Probably one of the best
 songs in the history of man. I think so. Cisco. The thong song is the rad movie of songs as far
 as I'm concerned. Yes. So yes it is. So I'm going to skip ahead a couple articles here.
 Apple will sell you iPhone parts now to fix your own phone at home.
 I was like, I read this and I was like, okay, first I was like, oh, that's cool. You can do
 it yourself. But I'm like, how the hell are people going to, you're going to have jacked up phones?
 Yeah. They're even worse than they were. How do you want to fix your own phone at home?
 NASA will say you parts to make your own rocket. That's what that's what that says to me.
 Yeah. NASA was the average education like fifth grade like average US education level.
 Probably. Yeah. And they're going to fix their iPhone. Yeah. Okay. Let me ask you this.
 If if I broke your iPhone right now and gave you the parts to fix it, could you fix it?
 I could, but I'm pretty handy with electronics. No matter what? No matter what was broken?
 No. If it was like the screen, well, that's yeah, you can't do anything about that. You got to
 get that fixed. But anything internal like I have a mic here's a microchip I broke. I got to fix
 that. Yeah. Yeah. Right. No pass. No. Well, let me ask you this then. If I gave you the parts to
 make a rocket, how long would it take for you to put them together to go to the moon? Realistically.
 Infinity. Infinity. I mean, never. Never. Never. Never. Never. I called my dad and my dad can build
 anything and he figured out about a year. You think so? But you think Steve would figure it
 out a year. He was an engineer. He's an engineer's mom. And he did architecture. And so he's,
 I mean, he's he kind of has a brain for that. And he may still and he may still not get it right.
 I'm not like, oh, my dad did do anything. He still may not get it right. I don't know.
 Let me close. I can rocket ship. It'll be close. Yeah. He has some wooden parts in there that
 he threw in. He's a carpenter, right? Like he loves carpentry, right? Yeah. He'll just have
 some wooden parts thrown in that he made. Like some wooden dowels. Yeah. Put together. Yeah. Yeah.
 It's fine. It looks nice on the inside. It's been a nice cockpit ever. Yeah. The beautiful's
 in. Yeah. Inside's beautiful. Have a nice mahogany. And it doesn't fly. Yeah. But it burns.
 Yeah. It burns. And it gets its orbit. It's a death trap. Beautiful.
 Mm-hmm. Beautiful though. I just don't see that going well with iPhone parts going to people.
 They're tiny. Do they just increase their customer service level call volume by 4,000 percent?
 Do you think that's what it is? It's like the McDonald's thing with the ice cream maker,
 where it's like, you know, they had the parts that only they could service. Now iPhone is Apple's
 letting people try to fix their iPhones. And they're going to fuck it up so bad that their
 Apple's going to have to fix it again. Yeah. Is that what you're kind of saying? I mean,
 like that's a little bit of me. I'm saying again, I'm thinking it just seems like a good idea.
 And people just are not going to be capable of doing it. Right. And it's probably going to
 lead to them selling more. Yeah. I think that's brilliant. Like backdoor. Backdoor thing.
 Yeah. Like we gave you the parts. Yeah. We let you try to fix it. Yeah. We gave it the
 part now. It'd be funny if they didn't give you instructions too. If they just gave you the
 parts, we're like, good luck, bro. Yeah. Oh, no, they got this figured out. They're sourcing that
 from Ikea. The Ikea instruction company. So it's all in. Okay. So they'll be perfect.
 Everything is perfect. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I can't wait. I'm going to break my fun attention. Yeah.
 Yeah. Russian that's been translated to Chinese that's been translated to English.
 It comes out perfect every time. One percent of the time every time. Right. It's like Google
 Translate. It's always exactly right. No matter what. Yes. So Applebees has come out from
 Apple's to Applebees. Apple's to Applebees. Applebees has created Cheetos fried chicken cheese bites.
 Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Cheetos flavored fried chicken. I've got excited news for you. Okay.
 I have tried wings from Applebees that were coated in
 fiery hot Cheeto dust or whatever it's called. The hot Cheetos. How are they?
 Surprisingly good. Surprisingly good. Yeah. Applebees kind of hit it out of the park on that.
 When it was, it was, you know, is it the best thing I've ever eaten? Yes.
 Yeah. Pardon. Pardon. But it was not. It was actually really good. That farc war.
 Yeah. That's, yeah. That one. Garbage. Yeah. I'd rather have a, I'd rather have a hamburger top
 with spicy hot Cheeto wings any day. Bone in. Bone in. The, um, yeah, but they're doing all these
 cheap like my kids eat this Cheetos flavored macaroni and cheese. It's pretty good.
 Yeah. I took a couple bites of that. It's pretty tasty. Did you have, did you try,
 have they tried the hot one? Yeah. And they ate like two bites of it. I took a bite of it.
 And I was like, it's pretty good. I don't really want to stomachache later.
 So yeah. So I ate a box of that. And uh, yeah. You're correct. You're correct on the outcome of that.
 It's not, I don't really, I don't know if the outcome of that is even appropriate for the red
 cast. It's not. No, no, no, it's, uh, but it's what you think of it.
 Well, first of all, right down the toilet. Yeah. Oh, that would be so good.
 It'd be so good right now. Yeah. But uh, but Applebee's, you know, playing off the, uh,
 the hit song, you know, from the summer. I can't think of the guy's name right now.
 What is it? Like Applebee's. Oh, it's nice. What's his name? I think fancy or whatever.
 What is it, Nick? Fancy. Fancy life. Fancy. There we go. Who sings it, Nick? Yeah.
 You're fired. I fired Nick, Ryan. All right.
 After I have to hire back after the podcast. Okay. Just call him. We're Nick. Where are you going?
 Oh, well, we'll figure out. If I can fix an iPhone, I can run off the fucking radcast, dude.
 Yeah.
 Without question. No question. And lastly, today, um, in the, uh, absurd and crazy, and we talked about
 last week, I think was Sean or something or, or Joey, can't remember what we talked about.
 Those assholes. The vol, the, yeah, one of the assholes. The volleyball from Castaway, Wilson,
 sold for 300 grand. And, uh, this week, Kanye West, the college dropout bear costume was
 selling for $1 million. I don't know what that is. Did he wore a bear costume? Yeah.
 In what, live videos and stuff. We're gonna have to make him have to probably pop up.
 This is a while back. I remember. I mean, it was, it had gold or gold digger on it, right?
 The song gold digger was on there. Yeah.
 I think so. A long time ago. Why was he a bear? It was, it was, it was 15 years ago. Sure. Okay. And
 yeah, and he's now selling it for $1 million. I didn't mean to grind it to a halt not knowing what
 the bear costume is, but it's a bear costume. Is it full bear costume? Kanye wore it? Oh, it's like,
 yeah, it looks like a costume like, like a, like a, a character showbiz pizza, you know, like,
 you wear it. Like, you can't see his face. Like, you can't see the face. No, it's not a coat
 with a hood on it. Like workaholics. No. That's right. And worth it.
 Where do people, people, he just have to wish money to spend that thing. That's like Jake Paul's
 going to buy it or something, right? I mean, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. One of those days. Where
 he's going to fight somebody in it. Oh, that would be amazing. What if he bought that and then
 somebody else bought like, I don't know, what's another, what do bears fight? Sharks bought a
 shark costume like from the Katy Perry video. That would be great. And they could, they could
 or Katy Perry have super bowl thing. They could fight. Yeah. I like it. We get Bruce Buffer to, uh,
 I would get to referee it. Yeah, to referee it. Not even doing outs. Yeah. No, just referee it.
 He's like referee. What ever and the announcer, we need, we might think, you know, this might
 be a low budget. We might have to get them to both announce and referee it at the same time.
 I'm sure it's super cheap to get him to do that. Yeah. His rates of rock bottom, sure.
 He only does special announcing first for certain celebrities, you know. Yeah. Well, Jake Paul
 and a bear cost. Jake Paul and a bear costume and Ryan offered. We may or may not have done the
 rat gas. Well, I guess we'll see you won't we? We'll see. His episodes come out a couple weeks.
 Are you keep saying that? You keep saying? Yeah, I know. I'm teasing everyone, teasing, teasing.
 It's going to come out on a January 1st, 2022.
 I don't know. It's, it's like, I think it's next on the hit list. It's on like this November 29th or something
 like that. Okay. It's coming up. I'm excited. I'm excited.
 Cool. Yeah. Super. That's all we got this week, my friend. Hey, that was awesome.
 Seeing else on the radar for you. We got a couple. We put a couple videos out recently.
 We did one. I don't know if you saw it was a emo adult emo guys. That was a pretty funny one.
 We've got a couple coming out that are like, you know, Jinx modern dads, you know,
 everybody likes to put out those dad videos where it's the corny like, oh, I'm on the grill.
 It's kind of the opposite. It's kind of actually just me being a dad, if you can imagine.
 It's hard to imagine, but I can imagine. It's a lot of people. For my kids, it's hard to imagine,
 actually. And then we're going to shoot, I think, a Chad and dad Thanksgiving coming up this weekend.
 So that should be pretty fun. Nice. Y'all scripted it already. I'm sure. Oh, no. Actually, we're,
 we're supposed to do that. We're doing that tonight. We wrote a bunch of jokes back and forth on
 text messages. Some of them not suitable. But yeah, we're going to bang that off. Literally.
 Yeah. Well, yeah. Literally. Joe is a sexy man. You know that.
 Cool. Oh, yes. Yeah. Obviously. Right, Nick?
 We're cool. We appreciate everyone, especially dealing with me and the, the Maldives here,
 where I'm at. On safari. On safari and Maldives. I like it. And the Maldives. I'll, I mean,
 they're shortly. I'll join you up. Yeah, join me or just at home. Either the show doesn't stop.
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