Weekly Marketing and Advertising News: Whatsapp Launches ‘View Once’ Feature, Facebook VR Prototype, Rihanna Officially A Billionaire

 It all just ends up people reposting the same stuff everywhere else.
 Real eyes, real eyes, real lies.
 I think there should be a rating system where if it's too personal, it's not allowed on there.
 You're listening to the radcast. If it's radical, we cover it.
 Here's your host, Ryan Alford.
 What's up, everyone? Welcome.
 It is Friday, August 5th. This is not Ryan Alford. This is Josh Hill.
 What?
 Yeah. I look like Ryan, but yeah.
 But I'm Ryan if he got his hair cut longer. But join here with Joe, Joey, and Sean.
 What's up, everybody? How's it going?
 Oh, yeah. Joe is Ryan's nephew. Joey is Ryan's uncle. And Sean is Ryan's cousin once removed.
 I'll take that. Josh for Ryan's. Yeah.
 I've never gone by Ryan Alford Ford.
 Ryan Alford. Alford Ford.
 That's great.
 Speaking of Alford Ford, I got a new F350.
 Oh, man.
 Now I need the soundboard.
 Well, cool. We got some radical news.
 Is the radcast news?
 We got a lot of really cool work happening in the pipeline.
 On the recently on the Radical podcast, we've had Spencer Pratt, Tyler Webb,
 great upsurge, take those out. If you want to, accept you.
 Oh, no pressure. No, we don't want to force you into you. But if you don't,
 we will block you from the podcast.
 So we got some special holidays coming up. I know you guys are looking forward to it.
 Today is one. Today, it has worked like a dog day.
 Yeah. What is that? Intel?
 I can't decide because I feel like I can go both ways where it's like you work super hard
 and you just celebrate it or yeah, and you just nap all day.
 You have it outside.
 You have a rough day.
 What kind of dog you have?
 You're on a rough day.
 That was cute.
 Joe, you should, Joe's wearing his dog shirt.
 I did. I still was zoom in on that.
 That's bootleg dog shirt.
 I just think that work like a dog day should be celebrated every day and not just once a year,
 just like Christmas.
 No days off. Dude, I only hustle and grind. I sleep two hours a night.
 You asked for 40 hours a week. I give you 120.
 That's totally reasonable.
 I don't know what that means.
 Well, I mean, after you work like a dog,
 August 8th is International Cat Day.
 Okay.
 So, then...
 International nap day?
 Probably. It's a good way.
 Or scratch.
 But you don't want scratch day.
 But August 10th is National Lazy Day.
 So, you don't want all these holidays or just the same holiday.
 Yeah.
 It's just that one, though. That's such an obvious, like,
 when's the all day?
 Yeah, the day after that's cat day.
 It's like, how lean is the 31st and then almost same
 stays the after to like, yeah, demon names before.
 So, this one, bro, the good days after.
 Yeah, man.
 Glow draw the scenes.
 I guess I don't know.
 We're actually, that's where we're really just podcasting.
 Right.
 We are.
 Otherwise, not rise out of the picture.
 Yeah.
 Welcome to the Religious podcast.
 Yeah.
 Actually, the rad sense radical, we're radical.
 Like, religious radicals.
 Rad is religious, awesome, dudes.
 Religious alpha advertising, dudes.
 I was going to say alpha, dudes.
 No betas in this room.
 That makes sense.
 Yeah, that checks out.
 Oh, yeah, checks out.
 What do you think of it?
 I can smell beta.
 I mean, when the sun hits my nose,
 what is the biggest noise you guys?
 Perfume.
 Okay.
 It's like a nice chicken with kata, maybe.
 Like that.
 Ooh, yeah.
 The cabers.
 Oh, yeah.
 Is chicken with kata?
 Yeah.
 Homemade lasagna.
 Okay.
 Fair enough.
 So, they just are all the baddest just Italians?
 Yeah.
 Oh, no.
 I smell a baby in this room right now, guys.
 You're wearing a McDonald's headset and you sitting in the corner.
 Our producer.
 Our producer.
 What's his name, Sean?
 Daniel.
 Is that your phone, Daniel?
 Yeah, Daniel.
 Oh, my gosh.
 All right.
 So we're, if you want to be a producer on a podcast,
 we've got an opening.
 Nice live audience in here.
 Cool.
 So next up, we have the Fortune 500
 global list of the world's most profitable companies.
 And top 10 revenue in the world.
 We've got Walmart.
 Big shocker.
 Was that state grid?
 Straight, something.
 It's a Chinese company.
 Not surprising.
 Amazon.
 China National Petroleum.
 Another Chinese company.
 Synopic.
 SinoPEC.
 Another Chinese company.
 CVS.
 Apple.
 United Health Group.
 Toyota.
 Volkswagen.
 Throw a question.
 I'm not going to lie the Volkswagen one.
 It was just surprised.
 Yeah, but they have some like sleeper brands because they own like,
 uh, was it Bugatti and Audi and I didn't know that.
 I think a couple other ones.
 They have some like hidden ones in the background.
 They're big.
 Shady people.
 Yeah, I don't agree with Volkswagen.
 Can you just read the list?
 Yeah.
 Who did the list?
 I want to know Sir John Forbes of
 Oh, no, no, it's not Forbes.
 It's Fortune 500.
 So just it.
 Yeah, John doesn't Volkswagen own that company.
 Probably the one.
 What's like the, um, it's like all the,
 what is it then?
 It's like the, uh,
 whatever like news company that Bayesos owns, uh,
 Oh, the Washington Post.
 Yeah, they're always like putting out opinion pieces on like,
 how billionaires are great for the economy and stuff.
 How Amazon is like boasting our economy.
 Yeah, it's like, thank you, Jeff.
 Yeah, yeah, breaking news.
 Breaking news.
 If you own Amazon, you have a lot of money.
 We actually, they actually treat their employees really well.
 Yeah, they're actually paid super highly.
 Yeah.
 Um, and
 It was, but he just became a billionaire to like, um,
 well, be fine if you came a billionaire because I want to
 want to read your company one day.
 We're really hard to become without.
 Yeah.
 They start just doing docky series just on Jeff Bayesos.
 On season 10, Jeff goes to Hawaii.
 Oh, man, I like all the, uh,
 the Chinese companies on top.
 Because everyone's kind of like, well,
 America's like really in the world.
 And then in like, everything pop culture,
 everything like trendy food and everything is all like Chinese food.
 Chinese like, uh, uh, like products.
 I like that.
 We'll see what they have over there.
 Yeah.
 They're really good and fair.
 Well, like, honestly, the, um,
 the profits from companies like that,
 you don't even know how realistic that is.
 Because they've been caught so many times,
 like, right, lying about inflation and profits and,
 right, you know, as I'm saying, though, I have who,
 I had a judge to listen.
 Yeah.
 Even bang statements.
 They're just screaming.
 So it's such a painless over.
 Google does a similar thing because even with like YouTube,
 there was like 10 years that they just didn't say anything about
 how much money YouTube was making or like, you know, kind of like,
 pay out structure or anything.
 They were just like, it was like two years ago.
 They're just like, oh, yeah, we've made this much.
 By the way, over the last 10 years,
 is this before taxes or after they don't have to pay taxes?
 Exactly.
 You're in America.
 If you're rich, you don't have to pay anything.
 There you go.
 Oh, man.
 So we got some, some other fun news.
 What's up is now doing a view wants feature.
 So you can send a disappearing photo or video.
 Okay.
 Well, isn't that just groundbreaking?
 Well, and we wonder why like the divorce rate is so high.
 This is like the easiest way to cheat on someone and not have any proof.
 Oh, yeah.
 You know, never happened.
 I just don't get it.
 So Sean is not here.
 Snapchat.
 Yeah.
 I never had Snapchat.
 This is like a 10-year sending like dissolving new dissolving.
 Is that what they call it?
 Disappearing dissolving new dissolving news.
 It's just a ridiculous idea to me.
 Yeah.
 Well, it's like a
 it's just a feature.
 And you can do it on like, it's baiting you.
 It's just baiting people to lie and then not have proof behind it.
 Oh, yeah.
 The gosh, one of the funniest clips I've ever seen was
 Chris Delia had some like allegations against him for like messaging miners and stuff.
 And he was on a podcast and someone mentioned like
 Snapchatting or like messaging and that's pretty messed up.
 And they're like, uh,
 I was like, well, they got the screenshots and he was like,
 screenshots.
 Oh, I see.
 And it was like during the time he's like,
 he's like, you can screenshot that.
 And they're like, yeah, you can screenshot it.
 And he was like, oh, word, word.
 No comment.
 But hold on, back to the Chris Delia,
 he
 the women ended up being over 18, right?
 Wasn't that the whole thing of like,
 remember, he got caught talking to other women,
 but they were like 19 years old.
 Yeah, probably.
 I've it.
 I don't know if I've read it.
 But I think I think that's like what ended up
 being like the end result is all of them are over 18.
 They just happened to be like 15 years younger than
 right.
 Which people freak out about.
 Yeah.
 But the actual problem with all this stuff is just like
 companies keep copying.
 Yeah.
 Dude, I just ran about reals.
 It's like brothers take off.
 Yeah.
 Yeah.
 Sure.
 I do this take off, bro.
 Yeah.
 And like all these major companies are just
 doing it to other side.
 Because I've got some.
 Yes.
 People watch for new or introduce your ideas or.
 Let's just give it another name.
 It all just it all just ends up people
 reposting the same stuff everywhere.
 It's like the amount of times I'm on Twitter
 and like famous meme accounts are just
 screenshots of tweets.
 And then like reals are all just reposts
 of TikToks that were like popular three weeks ago.
 Yeah.
 So original about not being original.
 Yeah.
 Yeah.
 When you figure that structure out,
 you can just keep reusing your own material.
 Oh, yeah.
 And the WhatsApp thing's funny because that's
 I mean, that's Facebook and Instagram.
 And they're merging all of their messaging apps together.
 And so like the messaging infrastructure
 of Instagram and Facebook is going to be
 WhatsApp as well.
 So WhatsApp is Instagram and Facebook.
 And they're doing something that's snatched,
 snatched out to be clear.
 And like you could already do that.
 You could already do this feature
 on like Instagram messaging too.
 So it's like, thank you, Daniel.
 Can I get a boo in there?
 No.
 Read my lips.
 No.
 Okay.
 Yeah.
 Give it a dog party.
 Don't play with your nose.
 No, please.
 Oh, you almost did it.
 Read my lips.
 Okay.
 Please don't do it.
 Sir.
 We'll continue on the Facebook realm.
 They have to say the Facebook realm.
 The Facebook realm.
 It's not realm of Facebook.
 Under my leash.
 So they own Oculus, the like VR headset company.
 What are Kanye and Hockey also?
 Rift.
 Oh, it's a program.
 Okay.
 World nominations coming.
 Yeah, it's right next to Antarctica.
 Okay.
 Y'all rocking with the NWL?
 Y'all into the New World Order?
 Well, I, well, they,
 whoop.
 Oh, man.
 So they've got the headsets.
 They've been working on those.
 They're prototyping where you can
 have these two little windows on the front of your VR headset
 that projects your eyes onto the front.
 So it's just like showing a video of your eyeballs
 and where they're like looking around
 on the other side of the headset.
 What if you have a lazy eye?
 Like they laugh at that.
 There's no rhythm.
 No, they can fix it.
 It just looks fun.
 You just get these like incompatibility like alerts.
 They just turn out to be super ableist.
 They become nerve-leaf.
 Yeah, yeah.
 I'm going out like that.
 I'll see you there.
 Uh, I don't really see the point of that.
 Yeah, um, because if you take the headset off,
 you can see your eyes.
 Correct.
 So if you just, uh-huh.
 If you just, so what's the point of it again?
 I don't know.
 Yeah, I think it's, uh, the point is,
 figure it out.
 It's to humanize it and make it totally not scary
 if you're seeing robot eyes instead of real eyes.
 Real eyes, real eyes, real lies.
 So remember that.
 It's going to climb in their manual.
 I think that should be the end of podcast.
 That's the end.
 That can be the end.
 But we do have.
 No, it's not exciting announcements.
 This is my last piece of news.
 I'm like, well, I'm just logging through it.
 We're after it.
 After we've already.
 I said, what?
 I said news.
 I don't know.
 Nobody wants that.
 No, it's terrifying.
 Do you ever stop like another human?
 Yeah, I'd be like, no, I don't fly.
 Cool.
 Next, I want to put a chip in my wrist, right?
 You can track everything I do.
 So it's, so it's, so it's not even, you're not even,
 it's not even where you're actually looking.
 It's where your eyes are going inside.
 Pretty much.
 And they, they, they showed a video of it of like,
 it's off of someone's head and there were still eyes there.
 I'm like, like, just put some stickers on it.
 This is Facebook.
 Yeah, Facebook.
 Yeah, can they make like a filter that like bands people
 from posting like pictures of food?
 That's way more useful.
 Yeah, I think like help my Facebook timeline
 become more constructive in between eyes.
 Yeah.
 Oh, man.
 I need, I need people on Facebook to stop posting like
 pictures of weird entries or like,
 yeah, because that's everyone.
 I feel like everyone over the age of like 50 is just like,
 like, do you want to kind of fungus this is?
 Yeah.
 It's just syphilis.
 Is it syphilis?
 No, it's poison, I think.
 I've even seen some, some like, young people
 start posting that on Instagram stories.
 And I'm just like, you, you are 70 years old.
 Yeah.
 I've seen some nasty stuff, bro.
 There should be obvious.
 I think there should be a like a rating system
 where if it's too personal, it's not allowed on there.
 Yeah.
 Like, you know the people that just post really personal things
 three or four times a day.
 Yeah.
 Like my sisters.
 I love it.
 I love it.
 I like the stuff for sister posts.
 Okay, Joe.
 Yeah, he loves it.
 He doesn't like to do this a lot.
 He loves it.
 Yeah.
 What he does.
 Yeah, there's always the fan page.
 There's always one love like on it.
 And it's always there.
 It's yeah.
 Dude, I hate the ominous like dot, dot, dot posts.
 Like, well, work was tough.
 Thought that I'd be going, okay, bro.
 Just tell us what's on that.
 Yeah, yeah.
 Like, slide in your,
 it's like, now have to like check up on you in three hours.
 Make sure you're still around.
 Yeah.
 So I feel kind of the same way about the one where people are like,
 asking for prayers, but I'm not going to say,
 yeah, that's what you want.
 Exactly.
 Dude, I don't want you to know why.
 Just pray about it.
 Dude, you're recording art.
 So like, like,
 face to flip,
 whatever you're doing at least now.
 Actually, scared me a little bit.
 There's like a recording artist that I've
 fallen out of the order and like,
 art Kelly.
 So, no, the same thing.
 It's like, Bay in a fan page.
 Just like, dude, if there's one thing or fans
 probably want to know it's what the hell is actually going on.
 Yeah.
 And like,
 what is Shesbrook?
 I don't know.
 Musicians are always doing that though.
 I follow a lot and they're always like,
 like, going through a lot right now.
 If you're faked, don't reach out to me.
 Yeah.
 Like,
 like, I need a break from this.
 Like,
 the only time break from this social media,
 I'm like, dude, you're posting.
 Just, just leave.
 Just stop.
 Well, the only reason why they do this,
 because they don't have anything new coming out.
 They don't have an album coming out.
 So like, oh, shit, what do I do?
 No one's looking at it.
 Yeah.
 Well, I like that too.
 Like, if you're fake,
 but like, if someone's faked, they're not going to,
 oh, shit, I'm fake.
 Yeah.
 I shouldn't reach out, dude.
 They're typing and then they read the last line.
 If you're fake,
 oh,
 yeah.
 Yeah, well, what's funny is Joey
 and I have a mutual friend who does this,
 where they'll be like,
 we need prayers, ASAP.
 And I'll get sucked into it.
 And I'll text you and be like,
 what's going on with this all of a sudden?
 You know who I'm talking about.
 But it does suck you in,
 which is annoying,
 where you're like, you kind of want to know.
 It's got the hook.
 What do you want to know?
 Because people like,
 the last week,
 you said on Facebook before,
 something like that.
 Exactly.
 Yes.
 Is this that moment
 or are you just bluffing
 on your prayer pleasure?
 Yeah.
 Some bluff prayer.
 Maybe you should just like,
 absolutely go off the rails
 and just,
 like, comment and all,
 every single post like that,
 just say, do it, do it.
 Just do it.
 It's not going to get any better.
 Whatever you're thinking,
 just not get better.
 I promise you.
 You won't get through.
 Yeah.
 I actually talked to someone
 of the ledge one time.
 This is your story.
 Oh, really?
 Yeah.
 They were on the ledge
 and I talked him in the day jump.
 So straight off of it.
 That was the easiest divorce,
 Joey's overhead.
 After this episode,
 I kind of understand.
 Just kidding.
 Okay.
 It was our killer.
 Yeah.
 Nobody was sad.
 Okay. That was okay.
 That's fine.
 Yeah.
 And then the last piece of news
 is Priana's a billionaire now.
 So she's
 Yeah.
 Thank God.
 Shout out to Riwi.
 Yeah.
 We love Riana.
 She's got probably a lot of money
 being thrown in the umbrella.
 Yeah.
 Ella.
 Ella.
 I understand that reference.
 She in the money to make a count,
 she wants it to stay.
 Yeah.
 Okay.
 I don't get that one.
 And that's all of
 makeup.
 Right?
 Fenty beauty.
 Why didn't she make
 in?
 Why didn't she make up for
 anti-content?
 Fenty of money.
 My, it's toxic.
 Oh, it turned out to be toxic.
 It's toxic.
 It was for, it was for
 paint.
 It was lipstick for dogs.
 And they tested it on
 the humans.
 Yeah.
 And then
 everyone burned their lips.
 All tests,
 test subjects died.
 Oh, my gosh.
 Yeah.
 Huh.
 Which is why I'm here.
 It's all gay.
 Those dogs.
 Oh, yeah.
 All right.
 I'm also going to have no sense.
 Okay.
 Oh, good point.
 All cats go to hell.
 And all dogs go to having
 two.
 Part two.
 Yeah, part two.
 Wait, okay.
 We want to know.
 Yeah.
 What else does she do?
 She does a lot.
 She's a musician.
 She's a musician.
 Yeah.
 Oh, really?
 Yeah.
 She's
 acted some, right?
 Pretty popular.
 Okay.
 That's right.
 I went and acted whatever.
 Right?
 Yeah.
 The battleship maybe
 with
 Jack.
 Jack.
 Is that the one with Van Damne?
 No.
 Van Damne.
 Jack is not.
 Jack, I know what you're thinking.
 Jack is the TV show for older fans.
 I know.
 I live on CBS.
 But then there's the other crew show
 with part of the Steven Seagull movie.
 What about it?
 No.
 The Steven Seagull one.
 That's the one I'm talking about, right?
 Probably.
 There's, I'm pretty sure there's like some,
 some chunky martial arts film named Jack.
 I don't think so.
 There's Steven Seagull Jack.
 But there's also a movie starring Rihanna
 and Liam Neeson
 called battleship based off the board games.
 Battleship.
 So now it's not Steven Seagull.
 No, he was in another movie.
 This is Murky.
 You're Murky, do you have a Murk?
 What's that?
 I wonder, I wonder if this was Rihanna's plan the whole time.
 She got into music,
 so she could promote her makeup company.
 Oh, yeah.
 Her real passion was her real passion.
 Selling makeup to teenagers.
 It's like Kanye West.
 He was saying that he doesn't make any money off his music anymore.
 It makes it all of his shoes.
 It makes sense.
 I mean, it makes sense.
 A lot of most famous YouTubers and stuff.
 They don't make any money off of streaming or stuff.
 Like they only make it off of merch products.
 Or at least most of these stuff is merch.
 We don't have any.
 We rely.
 That's also a lie too.
 Well, big facts.
 You guys have merch to plug?
 It's not merch.
 No, I'm talking about YouTubers.
 They like it.
 They make money.
 Oh, yeah, absolutely.
 That's what they say.
 Yep.
 Sean, you want to give us something?
 No.
 That's fine.
 Yeah.
 Good for Rihanna, though.
 Yeah, good for her.
 Yeah, power to her.
 I'm proud of her.
 She's come a long way since.
 I'll do it.
 I'll do the battleship, maybe.
 He's what I was going to say.
 Okay, okay.
 We want the battleship, maybe.
 What are you guys thinking?
 What are you guys thinking?
 I didn't know.
 No, the battleship is the battleship.
 Does anybody room the battleship move?
 It's a movie about the board game battleship, all right?
 I don't think it did too well.
 No, but William Dixon was in it.
 Oh, yeah, the Queen's Gambit.
 No.
 Was Rihanna, Rihanna, was in that?
 No.
 What are other board game movies?
 I was just thinking about board game, like movies and shows and series.
 I've seen the shoot some ladders board.
 Jumaji.
 Jumaji, and Jumaji is great point.
 But did, okay.
 Oh, yeah.
 Oh, it's a thorough.
 I forgot about that one because I'm not a nerd, Daniel.
 Exactly.
 Okay, you're not a nerd either.
 Wow.
 I support you, Daniel.
 Makes one of us.
 Josh on the side, please.
 We're going to stay neutral.
 Wait, Jumaji though.
 Did the movie precede the board game, right?
 I think that's why I have the board game probably.
 There's two different Jumjis, right?
 Oh, yeah, there is.
 It's an older one than a recent one, right?
 Yeah, but they did too, didn't they?
 Isn't there two new Jumjis?
 Yeah.
 So there's three of them.
 Well, what came first, the movie with the board game?
 I'm a question that we are often asked in our society all night.
 Yeah.
 I don't know.
 I would, it's got to be the movie.
 Why does it have to be that?
 Because.
 So if you can move the apologists.
 Look it up.
 Do we have anyone here that looks things up?
 No, we don't have a look up guy.
 No.
 Yeah, it's, we really want to like,
 we just ran one more person.
 What we report on the news,
 we want to stay really heavily opinionated
 and in our own world.
 Okay.
 We want to stay in this room.
 I wish this was a calling show,
 but we could somehow have someone call it.
 I think you're right.
 But Alas, I think now Jumaji doesn't exist.
 This is going to, if we want to make
 a real advertising podcast,
 we should just like go family,
 silence it around and just be like,
 you see that one ad?
 Yeah, I saw that.
 That was good.
 Yeah.
 What about that one?
 Yeah, yeah.
 That's a good one.
 Well, all right.
 Rihanna.
 Well, that's the news.
 That's the news about Rihanna and Facebook
 and Mark Zuckerberg.
 And hope you're all working like a dog today.
 Work life balances and myth.
 Hold on real quick.
 I'm going to go back to that.
 It says that Apple
 is the highest profitable company.
 Oh, right.
 That's all because it's in the top 10 revenue
 makers, but profit is not revenue.
 Yes.
 So Apple's up there.
 Can I explain that to us, Josh?
 Yeah.
 So revenue is how much you make
 and you're all of your sales.
 Sure.
 Whatever you've got is you don't make
 any revenue.
 Right, right.
 Well, you make you make a little bit
 and then you spend all of that.
 So your expenses are more than your revenue.
 Revenue minus expenses equals profit.
 Welcome to the Radcast economic pie.
 Yes.
 Which
 blows my mind that people still use PC's.
 Right.
 I don't think I don't know how
 but why is that?
 Why is gaming easier on a PC than on an app?
 Ask Daniel.
 He's nerdy.
 I think it's just like people love the
 components and then like you can
 usually it's a lot cheaper to max out things.
 Yeah.
 Mod it.
 I will say the thing I don't get is the
 the custom keyboard world.
 Yeah.
 People are addition out like a grand
 on custom keyboards.
 And they sound really cool.
 It's like cluck cluck cluck.
 Yeah.
 And like all these kids are like
 building their own computers now.
 Building their own modems.
 But I will say like.
 What showed them?
 I mean, Apple is more like,
 Apple's more of a like marketing company than a product
 company.
 But like they made an ecosystem that
 just works so well.
 Yeah.
 For me to be able to text from my laptop.
 Fantastic.
 Like you can make me a better computer for
 half the price and I'd still probably
 rather text from my computer and use
 use an Apple.
 I use an HP envy.
 But you use that just because of your work, right?
 Honestly, partially, I do pretty much everything on my phone.
 Outside of work.
 So I just use it to write.
 He's writing a new bill about it.
 Yeah.
 It's called Sean and Joey.
 Oh, really?
 Okay.
 Our name.
 Rest in peace.
 Oh.
 Oh.
 Of course.
 It's okay.
 Is it like a ghost to love story?
 Yeah, it's a ghost love story.
 Okay.
 Okay.
 I want to say you.
 I can't wait to see the chapter two.
 So the none one.
 Well, chapter one is it's like a prologue.
 Okay.
 Situation.
 So there's really pretty chapters of the prologue.
 Chapter two.
 Apple.
 So short story.
 You'll see it.
 It's going to be it.
 But I'll be Dalton booksellers.
 And books.
 Books of Melion when it comes out.
 So I can't wait to see.
 I can't wait to read it.
 I'm going to have a big signing.
 Great.
 Congratulations.
 Thanks.
 Thanks guys.
 Wait.
 Okay.
 Last thing.
 Did they have like.
 That's okay.
 Every time I talk.
 It's talking about show up.
 Okay.
 Pass hold.
 Like a minority report you already have or you can like.
 It's like a hologram and you can do it.
 Probably.
 Sure.
 It just costs $15,000.
 It's either $15,000 or $15 from like Ali Baba.
 Yeah.
 Yeah.
 All right.
 Well, that's it for the news.
 That's it for Friday.
 Phone is going off too.
 It's like.
 Is it mine?
 Not mine.
 You don't think it can be news.
 No, that's it.
 Friday is called beta.
 It's two.
 Alpha's only.
 Time to wrap up this alpha news episode.
 Thanks for listening.
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 Have a great work like a dog day.